💬〡general-off-topic

[rain trout]

Wdym

[haughty mortar]

Yeah ☠️

[solid cairn]

so whos gonna 1v1 me

pls im bored

[haughty mortar]

I am in a server with chess masters

[rain trout]

Mohamed light wasn't is cr official server

[nimble niche]

hi bored, im dad!

[haughty mortar]

Then go outside or sum

[solid cairn]

My dad left togte milk

[haughty mortar]

Being in someones discord aint shit

[haughty mortar]

Could tell

[solid cairn]

i already know

[rain trout]

That's like saying I'm in a small private server that random don't get access to with magnus or hikaru

[fervent comet]

yea sure

[rain trout]

Because mo light is literally the best ( i mean he was at my time 'now idk)

[haughty mortar]

Dawg it aint like a server for only top players ☠️

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-doctor-meme-gif-23263243

[haughty mortar]

That aint shit

[rain trout]

I wasn't for top players

[haughty mortar]

Being in a server with someone aint shit

[fervent comet]

stop waffling show me concrete evidence then i will believe

[haughty mortar]

Not even magnus or stuff

[rain trout]

Ok

[spare warren]

Help me I am addicted to chess.. what can I do

[fervent comet]

do not play

[haughty mortar]

Elo?

[fervent comet]

easy fix

[spare warren]

But I am addicted

[nimble niche]

are we flexing who we are sharing servers with now

[haughty mortar]

Elov

[spare warren]

Its like telling a smoking addicted dont smoke

[fervent comet]

hi addicted

[spare warren]

Doesnt matter

[rain trout]

Give me some minutes yall

[haughty mortar]

IT AINT SHIT people who dont got shit to flex do that ☠️

[haughty mortar]

Whats ur elo

[rain trout]

I'm downloading Twitter to get the proof

[fervent comet]

you can stop if you put your mind to it

[spare warren]

Mid

[fervent comet]

?

[haughty mortar]

SAY THE NUMBER YOU DINGUS

[spare warren]

but how

[rain trout]

I had a twitter account for my clash royal profile

[fervent comet]

i was addicted to gaming what did i do

i just stopped gaming

[spare warren]

Ahhh okay

Thanks perry

[nimble niche]

hi addicted to gaming

[haughty mortar]

Whats ur elo???

[fervent comet]

i did not say i am

[spare warren]

200

[fervent comet]

i said i WAS

[fervent comet]

that makes it easier

[nimble niche]

so you changed your name

[haughty mortar]

Bro is addicted at 200 ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[fervent comet]

shut i was addicted at 300

[spare warren]

Bro u make fun of addicted people 😞

[haughty mortar]

☠️

[spare warren]

Do u know how I feel?

[haughty mortar]

I do ☠️ ecspecially fent users

[haughty mortar]

Dont care

[spare warren]

U hurt me

[fervent comet]

i was stuck at 300 for like a week pretty addicted in that week

[haughty mortar]

Womp womp

[nimble niche]

if you're 200 and "addicted" you ain't seen nothin yet

[spare warren]

Do u seek piece? @haughty mortar

[haughty mortar]

Gio has fent user vibes

[fervent comet]

that is true

[haughty mortar]

Piece of poland a piece of france

[fervent comet]

what is fent?

[spare warren]

bro nah i am not 200 haha

[haughty mortar]

Connect ur account

[spare warren]

Bro ll never find inner piece

[nimble niche]

why only a piece

why not the whole thing

[spare warren]

Connect your mom

[haughty mortar]

Puppet states :

[fervent comet]

i thought so 200s are rare

[spare warren]

Yes

[haughty mortar]

Connect ur account dude??? To prove ur elo

[fervent comet]

not too rare but still rare

[fervent comet]

REAl flex that elo

[nimble niche]

great now take the uk and ussr

[spare warren]

I dont have to prove anything to anyone, especially not to random bozos on the internet

[fervent comet]

flex that elo like money

[haughty mortar]

And japan too

[haughty mortar]

Bro is 200 ☠️

[fervent comet]

and china

[nimble niche]

the masculine urge to invade poland

[haughty mortar]

And the seas after

[spare warren]

bro i look like i care about someones opinions whose name is B?

[fervent comet]

yes then we can form the Chessnerd country

[spare warren]

I am 1600

[regal grove]

i literally just lost like 170 elo in 1 and a half days in blitz

[fervent comet]

or cherd

we can name it Cherd

[regal grove]

the thing that hurts is i was at 1698 one win to 1700 i kept playing and losing and i said i wouldnt stop until i won

im at 1520 rn

[rain trout]

That's the discord server

Not my picture. From my friend

Meliodasss

[spare warren]

100% i can relate, this happen to me today as well

[rain trout]

Mo<3 mugi is literally Mohamed light

[teal jungle]

I peaked one game into 1700 in bullet at one point now I have come crashing down to the low 1500s again

[haughty mortar]

Whats ur chess com name

[regal grove]

ye i hate when that happens

[severe oxide]

@fiery beacon

[regal grove]

1500 - 1700 is really the most annoying place to be stuck at huh?

[spare warren]

I was 1640 something and wanted 1650 and then kept losing

[fiery beacon]

I have the right one as well. Great albums.

[rain trout]

Who plays clashroyale and knows starlight or TooGoodcr?

[spare warren]

I know morten

[regal grove]

the thing is that when you lose a bunch and you finally win you are scared to play one more game

[rain trout]

Good

[regal grove]

thats the thing tilt hits very hard

[spare warren]

The best for me is when I notice i have a losing streak like 3 games just stop and try tomorrow

[fervent comet]

thats why i now stop after 4 games

[nimble niche]

if you don't have a goal you won't get tilted

[regal grove]

my ego wont let me unfortuentaly LOL

[fervent comet]

no matter what

[fervent comet]

i always do

[spare warren]

100%

[fervent comet]

so that does not work for me

[severe oxide]

my goal is to become the greatest chess player in existence then never play chess again

[nimble niche]

sounds like a skill issue then

[teal jungle]

I'm probably not stuck there as I was 1100 in bullet (and 1100 strength) until I decided to grind bullet for fun for a week. I got to 1700 on day 5 then dropped to 1500 on day 7

[severe oxide]

nice

[fervent comet]

like bobby fisher

[fervent comet]

no u

[teal jungle]

So I could probs go higher if I grinded more considering I improved pretfast the first grind sesh

[spare warren]

My goal is 1800

[fervent comet]

same but i am 1000 so

[spare warren]

I am 1500-1600 at least

[fervent comet]

rn it is 1800 later it might increase

[spare warren]

Yes

[teal jungle]

My first goal since day 1 was 1700 even tho I didn't really know how good that was

[regal grove]

blitz or rapid

[spare warren]

Rapid

Blitz i am too slow

[regal grove]

now im just wondering how i'll make it back to 1700

[nimble niche]

I beat 1700s easily with bishop odds 🥱

[fervent comet]

REAL

[nimble niche]

I was 1800 on my bishop odds account before I stopped playing bishop odds games

[regal grove]

at the same time contemplating wether i should quit chess for 2 months and come back as usual, thing is i've been 1500 - 1700 stuck for like a year now

[fervent comet]

i never play blitz or bullet (i suck at them)

[severe oxide]

I feel like bobby fischer always 4 moves ahead of 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[spare warren]

Blitz i am 1300 rapid i am 1600

[fervent comet]

you about to go crazy in your 70s

[nimble niche]

incho, thoughts on this? #👾〡albert-spam message

[regal grove]

how do you have 2 rating roles

[fervent comet]

i have it now idk why but it is cool and i like it

[lost sundial]

after this talk i had 60+ improvement

[regal grove]

nice

[rain trout]

@haughty mortar so are you happy now?

[fervent comet]

i like it the way it is

idk if i would get one more if my rating increased

but we will see

[haughty mortar]

What

[rain trout]

You didn't see the image?

[haughty mortar]

No :((

[rain trout]

Dms

[haughty mortar]

Oh we talking about the clash royal

[iron cliff]

I'm drunk

[spare warren]

I am not

[haughty mortar]

Ok

[nimble niche]

hi drunk, im dad!

[fervent comet]

hi drunk

[fervent comet]

hi not

[nimble niche]

hi not

[spare warren]

Guys what presents u got for christmas

[fervent comet]

lol

[fervent comet]

0

we do not celebrate it as muslims

[haughty mortar]

He asked what presents not if u celebrate it??? If u dont jus dont answer the question?????

[nimble niche]

nothing because my brother was idiot and kept insisting that santa isn't real

[spare warren]

Bro what??? 💀🤡

[fervent comet]

ok

[haughty mortar]

Dawg what

[spare warren]

@haughty mortar is like you can only say something if someone asked

[iron cliff]

Im so messed up dood

We just opened up presents

[tropic magnet]

What

[spare warren]

Which

[haughty mortar]

👍

[haughty mortar]

Pirat 👍

[spare warren]

I once had redmi note 7

[rain trout]

@covert cosmos uwu

[spare warren]

Now i have iPhone 12

[haughty mortar]

A pawn move brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

[covert cosmos]

uwu

[upbeat viper]

uwu

[pseudo anchor]

I swear i play so bad in actual matches

[haughty mortar]

You will end up in hell for this

[nimble niche]

uwu bast

[haughty mortar]

You too

[upbeat viper]

wat

[haughty mortar]

You too

[rain trout]

@covert cosmos dm :3

[covert cosmos]

why

[fringe tinsel]

fortnite?

[haughty mortar]

No

[fringe tinsel]

ok

[haughty mortar]

Fortnite 👍

[spare warren]

Tomato town

[rain trout]

I wanna tell you something

[grim edge]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[fringe tinsel]

fortnite 👍

[upbeat viper]

merry queenxmas

[haughty mortar]

Forgnite 👍

[grim edge]

CHRISTMAS NOW AAAHDAGA

[nimble niche]

what did capybara do this time to get locked out again?

[spare warren]

What present u got

[grim edge]

ITS JUST TURNED CHRISTMAS IDK YETTTT

[peak plank]

m

[spare warren]

bruhh where u from

[grim edge]

I KNOW OTMORROW EVENING

[grim edge]

UK !!!!

[covert cosmos]

guy is crazy <@&745328830649991179>

[rain trout]

[spare warren]

Why u so hyped, its not like we have new fortnite season 😔

[rain trout]

[haughty mortar]

Whos anis

[rain trout]

I'll still love u

[severe oxide]

wdym?

[covert cosmos]

💀

[grim edge]

BRCAUSE

[haughty mortar]

Whos anis?????

[nimble niche]

the account

[spare warren]

Why

[languid horizon]

Bombaclat

[haughty mortar]

@rain trout who is anis

[nimble niche]

it's pretty obvious your account was anis84 in the screenshot you sent

[rain trout]

Someone who got locked for saying free palestine

[spare warren]

Quick math: 5x6

[fervent comet]

hi messed up

[haughty mortar]

Free playstation

[rain trout]

Yeah i don't make efforts

[severe oxide]

is it sus or smth??

[haughty mortar]

Free palpatine cuz im tired of the new star wars

[spare warren]

Quick MATH: 7x8

[rain trout]

Everyone would agree to that actually

[spare warren]

Moisty Mire

[nimble niche]

what do you think about it

[haughty mortar]

Expensive palestine dlc dropping when

[rain trout]

Why how I'm not banned

Why do mods don't answer to tuckets

Tickets *

[spare warren]

They asleep 😴

[haughty mortar]

Being locked out for discussing politics in a chess server not surprising ☠️

[spare warren]

Lol its 01:23 am

[severe oxide]

seems interesting

[grim edge]

CHEITMAS

[spare warren]

ChRISMSTATSMATSMAS

[grim edge]

WE LOVE ❤️

[haughty mortar]

Same

[spare warren]

Where u from B

[haughty mortar]

Czech republic

[spare warren]

lol same

[grim edge]

YESYEYSYSYYESYEYSYES

[haughty mortar]

Zmetku

[spare warren]

Dzien dobre

[haughty mortar]

Nemluv polsky nebo co to je

[spare warren]

Ahh nvm me not from prag

[grim edge]

BAGUETE @upbeat viper WHAT GET FOR CHEISTMAS

[upbeat viper]

nothing

why ask

[spare warren]

CHRISMTAMSATATD

[spare warren]

Why not

[grim edge]

Why

[upbeat viper]

because

[severe oxide]

i’m cooking

[haughty mortar]

Why would u discuss that in a chess server 😭

[grim edge]

POEN FPRENSTS

[nimble niche]

btw he was connected to this account a week ago https://www.chess.com/member/itsmeexpert

[severe oxide]

Wtf

[upbeat viper]

none

also you're drunk @grim edge

[grim edge]

Christmas D 👀

[grim edge]

IM NOT

[upbeat viper]

seems so tho'

[grim edge]

Wait no

[spare warren]

how

[grim edge]

Chrihtmas D

[upbeat viper]

yall are my Xmas present

🤡

[spare warren]

[severe oxide]

L christmas tbh

[peak plank]

[covert cosmos]

crismas 👍

[spare warren]

Bro made an Irl blunder

[upbeat viper]

[nimble niche]

your present is #2200-or-higher

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

CHRAITMASSD

[haughty mortar]

Its like the unwanted present

Ecspecially the schizo nerd

[grim edge]

Rookie mistake lol

[nimble niche]

also why did capybara get locked out

it's kinda expected though since he's a bit wild

[grim edge]

Said she coming home intoxicated

For me

Please, i wanted u to race my mind

[covert cosmos]

huh

[grim edge]

🤨

[grim edge]

I quote song lyrics daily dont mind me

[warm spindle]

27832378426347823678236473246823746238545891

[covert cosmos]

plot twist: you were off by 1

[grim edge]

bro 💀

[frozen jolt]

BRO WHYS IT GO FOR SO LONG

LMFAOOOOOOO

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/car-jump-cat-got-jumps-funny-cat-gif-4882097

[grim edge]

It is a very complicated process that requires thorough elaboration

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-cobra-hehe-gif-18223785

[grim edge]

i can dunk like that

(no cap)

[covert cosmos]

h

[vestal urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-george-cp3-clippers-suns-gif-22149005

[minor spoke]

GUYS

Pharmacists spend years and a bunch of money on a fancy degree just to end up working in the back of a grocery store and selling drugs, which most do as a 16-year-old

[severe oxide]

W unity L duck tbh

[vestal urchin]

is the duck person going somewhere

[upbeat viper]

Don't want your drama here

[severe oxide]

Brief case 😨

[grim edge]

One of my friends is a pharmacist. She makes very good money at the back of one of those stores.

[cedar thicket]

😳

[minor spoke]

These are not very good plus points

[grim edge]

Finally

Blitz

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> baat2020

This is the Chess.com profile of baat2020. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1633 (1642 peak)
Blitz: 1717 (peak)
Bullet: 1703 (1805 peak)

[grim edge]

I genuinely don't care.

What are y'all yapping about

[minor spoke]

I am antiyapping

[grim edge]

Take a chill pill spit in each other's hands and call it a day

[glossy radish]

GUESS WHO

[grim edge]

Why did I improve when I started making up openings ??

[covert cosmos]

chicken poo

[grim edge]

Like genuinely funny

[glossy radish]

GUESS WHY

[frosty bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1076272112613990400.gif?size=48&name=firsttime&quality=lossless

[severe oxide]

hi

[frosty bronze]

Hello everyone

[cedar thicket]

hi

[glossy radish]

hey kiddo

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/imagine-no-pic-perms-gif-23633769

[minor spoke]

One more gamble and steps all fall, u plunge to ur deaths and get killed. Other hand work all tumbles on top of u and u still die, therefore it doesnt matter if ur a gambler or hardworker, ur still gonna die in the end

[void fjord]

Actually you know what that’s actually brilliant

[severe oxide]

Merry Christmas everyone 🎄

[glossy radish]

merry christmas eve

[minor spoke]

Note the majority of reactions to that message

[severe oxide]

ashcually it’s christmas morning

[covert cosmos]

no

[glossy radish]

erm actuslly it’s christmas eve so shut ur yapper

[severe oxide]

this record player has so many different switches n shit

[void fjord]

I reacted with the blunder first till I thought about it

[frosty bronze]

Just joined, cringe.

[severe oxide]

how do i remember what everything does

[frosty bronze]

What's up

[minor spoke]

When gambling, you can win 2000% of ur money, but u can only lose 100%. Do the math

[glossy radish]

i just arrived in texas a few hours ago chill 😭

[severe oxide]

shit wrong one

[glossy radish]

strawberry cheesecake ice crem

[cedar thicket]

hol up what is the role to get perms for gifs

[minor spoke]

Cheesecake is objectively garbage

[glossy radish]

i don’t remember asking for your opinion

[frosty bronze]

I read that as Chesscake lol

[glossy radish]

[void fjord]

Trusted but you gotta be here for like a week

[glossy radish]

nerd

[cedar thicket]

ok

[glossy radish]

exactly

[cedar thicket]

what does connected mean

[grim edge]

Discord is connected to Chess.com

[glossy radish]

what’s the name

[minor spoke]

Ok wait theres a major flaw in this

SEe the statement i dont remember asking is a paradox

[pseudo anchor]

guys

[minor spoke]

Because by saying that ur implying that people need to be asked before speaking

[pseudo anchor]

why am i so bad in actual games

[minor spoke]

But by that logic u would have needed to have someone grant u perms to say that

Because who asked u to say i dont remember asking

[void fjord]

Children should use their eyes not their mouths and ask to talk

[severe oxide]

cheesecake is good until u eat too much

[minor spoke]

And melons should be eaten

[void fjord]

Imma eat you first not in a cringe way just in a justified way

[glossy radish]

strawberry cheesecake flavoured ice crem >>

[covert cosmos]

eat

[glossy radish]

oh

[covert cosmos]

that bird solos

[severe oxide]

never had it

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gif-25737721

Hi i love kirby too

[glossy radish]

sigh it’s absolutely bomb

[iron cliff]

Im asexual

[covert cosmos]

ok

[minor spoke]

💀

[iron cliff]

[severe oxide]

i remember there was this tv show type thing called strawberry cheesecake

[grim edge]

WOW

[void fjord]

But ur not being threatened and they would be trading with an important piece so why threaten them?

[glossy radish]

we should try that ngl

[severe oxide]

nxe5 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[glossy radish]

or at least i should

[void fjord]

Cool 😶

[drowsy latch]

Last rizzmas I gave you my gyatt; The very next gay you slayed it away.

[covert cosmos]

h

[severe oxide]

last rizzmas i gave you my gyatt the very next day you got fanum taxed this year to save me from mewing i’ll give it too someone rizzful

he was talking about a certain war that is currently ongoing

[covert cosmos]

kirby > war

i better get something kirby for christmas

[stable mirage]

check your mail

[covert cosmos]

huh

[grim edge]

kirby will roll you if you don't

[covert cosmos]

no

furry kirby my beloved

[minor spoke]

Why just why would u do that to kirby

[grim edge]

Blasphemy

[minor spoke]

IKR

[severe oxide]

bro think he ethereal 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

[glossy radish]

@grim edge IM COMING OVER MWAHAHAHHAHA

[covert cosmos]

huh

[glossy radish]

LETS GO GET ICE CREM LETS GOO

yeah. park

[warm spindle]

Check out this game guys 🙂 https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/97204778295?tab=review&move=83

[worn ice]

xX_lich3ssdotorg_Xx (224) vs. NateTheory (1121)

Move List

1. Nf3 d5 2. d4 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Qd3 Nb4 5. Qb5+ Nc6 6. Bg5 a6 7. Qb3 Na5 8. Qa4+ c6 9. e3 b5 10. Qa3 e6 11. b4 Nb7 12. Ne5 Bd7 13. Be2 a5 14. Nxd7 Kxd7 15. Qb3 axb4 16. Nb1 Na5 17. Qd3 Nc4 18. Nd2 Bd6 19. Nxc4 bxc4 20. Qd2 Ne4 21. Bxd8 Nxd2 22. Bh4 Ne4 23. Bf3 Nc3 24. Kd2 Ra3 25. Bh5 Rha8 26. Bxf7 Rxa2 27. Rxa2 Ne4+ 28. Ke2 Rxa2 29. f4 Rxc2+ 30. Kf3 b3 31. Rd1 b2 32. f5 exf5 33. h3 Rc1 34. Ke2 b1=Q 35. Rxc1 Qxc1 36. Bh5 Qd2+ 37. Kf1 c3 38. Be1 Qd3+ 39. Be2 Qxe3 40. Bd1 Ng3+ 41. Bxg3 Bxg3 42. Bc2 Qf2# 

[minor spoke]

Wait u guys know each other?

[glossy radish]

meet me at park ion feel like walking

dnc neither have i. i’m in my pjs

[spark apex]

my coaching resume boutta be so fire

[reef fern]

the gombe chimpanzee war

[glossy radish]

yeah yeah i’ll be on the swings

[warm spindle]

omg guys i think this guy might be the next magnus carlsen he is so good!

[minor spoke]

Which ones u

[warm spindle]

lich3ssdotorg

[spark apex]

LMAO

[minor spoke]

Right why did i ask 💀

[spark apex]

it's always telling when the conversion is flawless

[glossy radish]

ur ruining the fun.

[covert cosmos]

a

[grim edge]

It's almost 3 am here

[glossy radish]

hehehe kids 😈

yeah pretty close

[warm spindle]

When face id trippin but u gotta lock in

[minor spoke]

Was that sarcastic, u lost the game right

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wait-im-goated-pineapple-gif-1866711197257641569

[minor spoke]

Certified chokebar moment

[warm spindle]

The sarcasm is that

99% acc

from lichess analysis

[minor spoke]

Crazy

[minor spoke]

Cc says like 85

[warm spindle]

i think this guy is just really very goo d

[minor spoke]

Right that yeaheyaeh

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-is-typing-interesting-cheating-gif-7271389210124433565

[minor spoke]

U got premium?

[warm spindle]

He doesn't play bullet though he might just be a slow and good player!

[warm spindle]

No.

free daily analyses

[minor spoke]

Ah

U changed pfp again...

[warm spindle]

it was always this

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/chokbar-gif-5237880020208635462

[warm spindle]

legeet

[minor spoke]

Lmao

[warm spindle]

No.

whats your deal

im gonna l*chess you

[marsh gust]

Finally

[minor spoke]

Wait how u guys know each other

[minor spoke]

💀

[warm spindle]

e dating

[marsh gust]

I just got a 100 accuracy game

[minor spoke]

LMaoo

E dating is crazy

[iron cliff]

I've been coming out to friends and family very slowly... pretty proud of myself

[minor spoke]

Gay?

[iron cliff]

Asexual

[minor spoke]

Oh

[severe oxide]

i don’t think it’s fin

[iron cliff]

Judge me. I dare you

[fiery beacon]

blasting music wayy tooo loud rn

bout to get the cops called on me

[minor spoke]

How do u know that its not low hormone levels

[severe oxide]

Is this rizz chat?

[iron cliff]

I've talked to my therapist about it

[warm spindle]

Yeah somehow i think fin is fin

[severe oxide]

most likely

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/skinny-girl-skinny-legs-skinny-queen-tiktok-gif-24407869

[grim edge]

Lichess is better

[fiery beacon]

NO STAY AWAY FROM MY UNCLE HE'S GOING CLEAN

HE'S NOT IN THE HOOD LIFE ANYMORE

[minor spoke]

GOddamn thas u fs

[iron cliff]

Good

[warm spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187119709028614185/1188480736467111936/crunkfila-15-12-2023-0001.mp4?ex=659aadf0&is=658838f0&hm=8dba4ebb660f3462023c1a98c539e033cfe4bdb9b15ab87a1283ca87dd70b68a&

[minor spoke]

How do u know that u arent a hermit

[iron cliff]

Stupid server. Judge me cause I'm asexual. I'm not allowed to say fu but people are allowed to judge me because I'm asexual.

@mods

[warm spindle]

what r u on about my g

iim allso asexuall despite my girlfriend

[fallen valley]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-talking-about-huh-confused-wtf-what-the-hell-gif-23094261

[iron cliff]

What a fing sever

[minor spoke]

Ok legit what gender is u

[warm spindle]

the one where i can

but a tin can too

I identify as a super GM

[silk stag]

Chokbar kinda gae ngl

[minor spoke]

Chokebar is a specimen

[warm spindle]

im bisexual and straight and asexual that is all

[minor spoke]

Like fr though

[silk stag]

Okay so you are gae
Why are you gae

[warm spindle]

I think i made myself clear

[minor spoke]

Anticlear

U made urself nuclear

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/car-jump-cat-got-jumps-funny-cat-gif-4882097

[minor spoke]

How do u know ur not gay

[warm spindle]

back when i talked to girls they would call the cops on me

[silk stag]

I'm asexual cuz I could not move on from the trauma of seeing your moms coochie last night

[warm spindle]

you guys dont udnerstand true pain

[severe oxide]

go for men

[minor spoke]

Wait chokebar is a lunatic what even is u 😭

[silk stag]

My girl got stolen by a guy named bob junior try me

[minor spoke]

R u a feminist

[warm spindle]

once i stubbed my small toe

[fiery beacon]

ew women

gross

woman = disgusting creature

[warm spindle]

chokbar de bz

[minor spoke]

Asexual = hermit

[silk stag]

I saw bob licking her small toes on a bad dream

[fiery beacon]

get away from me feminist

[warm spindle]

people when they learn men and women are the same species

[silk stag]

Debussy clussy

[minor spoke]

Chokebardaybeez*

[covert cosmos]

ew people

[barren hare]

this channel is wild

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[warm spindle]

literally

[minor spoke]

Shoot its benthecoder again

[warm spindle]

asexual

[tropic magnet]

What the

[silk stag]

Ooooghhhhhh
Gay texan

[grim edge]

When will I stop playing goofy openings and learn some chess

[covert cosmos]

chat goes crazy

[silk stag]

Southern mfing democratic republicans

[warm spindle]

i cant explain why im asexual and why i have a girlfriend any further since this is a chess server

[minor spoke]

Bro which one of these r u

[sleek zealot]

havent played chess in months but i could still beat all of you

[minor spoke]

Remove north america

[silk stag]

What about sheldon cooper from the show he kinda gay

[drowsy latch]

tf is going on

💀

[severe oxide]

@grim edge which cover looks better

[minor spoke]

Alr what r u actually

[echo kestrel]

What a fantastic sequence here

[covert cosmos]

just say "all of them"

[silk stag]

You gay tho

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/97206635339

[worn ice]

OlChess1 (1674) vs. BAAT2020 (1723)

Move List

1. e4 Na6 2. f4 c5 3. Bxa6 bxa6 4. d3 Bb7 5. Nf3 e6 6. O-O Nf6 7. Nbd2 d5 8. e5 Nd7 9. b3 Qc7 10. Bb2 Be7 11. Qe1 O-O-O 12. a4 h6 13. c4 d4 14. Ne4 Rdg8 15. Ba3 a5 16. Rb1 g5 17. g3 gxf4 18. Nd6+ Bxd6 19. exd6 Qxd6 20. b4 axb4 21. Bxb4 cxb4 22. Rxb4 fxg3 23. Qb1 gxh2+ 24. Kh1 Rg1+ 25. Rxg1 Bxf3+ 26. Rg2 Rg8 

[silk stag]

You use they/them and every pronoun

[grim edge]

Goofiest game ever

[silk stag]

Thas gotta make u gay

Plus u have girl pfp

Girly girl texan

[covert cosmos]

i am an apple tree

[minor spoke]

Wait bro why everyone here either asexual or gay, the trend is weird

[minor spoke]

I eat kirby for breakfast

[warm spindle]

noone is asexual but me

[silk stag]

We are the minorities

[warm spindle]

people are rather bissexual

yet ur alone

[silk stag]

Gaysexual def

[minor spoke]

U have the most girly profile ngl

[drowsy latch]

pause

[fallen valley]

Closeted flamboyant gay female

[minor spoke]

Girlier than chokebar

[silk stag]

Waif is the gay texans name unity?

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[severe oxide]

the horse in the first episode of walking dead ain’t deserve what happened 😔💯

[fallen valley]

Yee

[minor spoke]

U def is gay, u have to say that ur straight which means u r gayyyayyayaya

[silk stag]

He your kitten?

[warm spindle]

sus

[drowsy latch]

PAUSE

[silk stag]

Unity has girly girl pfp

[fallen valley]

My only kitten is a cat

[drowsy latch]

😐

[silk stag]

What about millie

[covert cosmos]

that doesnt make any sense

[sharp galleon]

huh

[drowsy latch]

A circle is straighter than you

[minor spoke]

And u transformed into female and became gay i c

[silk stag]

Closeted

[warm spindle]

thats what i can do

[minor spoke]

Kirby makes sense

[warm spindle]

at any moment

[minor spoke]

Because ur the chokebar specimen

[drowsy latch]

goofy ahh

[drowsy latch]

chokebar

[sharp galleon]

I thought lgbqt hate everybody

[fallen valley]

Unity thought she catfished me but I just assumed she was trans

[sharp galleon]

anyways

[minor spoke]

Welcome to cc general chat

[warm spindle]

i got shredded so that i look slim in female wear

[silk stag]

I dont wanna be trans but I wanna have my pp removed
I want to be something that cant be repeated

[drowsy latch]

lmao

wild

[warm spindle]

eastangliacompetitions

[minor spoke]

ITS A SHE?

[fallen valley]

Lies from the Council

[silk stag]

Yeah stop mislabeling the gay texan

[drowsy latch]

oh nahh

[severe oxide]

huh

[warm spindle]

iykyk

[minor spoke]

Ok but ur a texan

[drowsy latch]

Wild behavior

[warm spindle]

so ur a wild aminal

wtffff

[fallen valley]

I don't know many straight males that cosplay as anime girls online 😔

[silk stag]

Thank god for saban

[minor spoke]

💀 chokebar lowkey insane

[silk stag]

Roll tide

[drowsy latch]

💯 🗣️ 🔥 ‼️

[fallen valley]

Heresy

[warm spindle]

i am

[minor spoke]

Wait look at ur pfp

[warm spindle]

im lowkey off the chain

[drowsy latch]

chill

[silent quest]

Texas

[fallen valley]

I'm lowchain off the key

[nimble niche]

hi chz

[drowsy latch]

hi 1cbb

[silk stag]

In saban we trust

And the bear

[drowsy latch]

💀

[drowsy latch]

blud assumed

[nimble niche]

i got 38 on sequence memory so i'm probably getting immunity again tonight

[drowsy latch]

Bro I'm not even gonna keep tryign that

[severe oxide]

change the pfp and u might be able to beat the gay allegations

[minor spoke]

Omnipotent, omniscient, all knowing intellectual

[drowsy latch]

the number of misclicks I have is wild

[grim edge]

Brotha you are too late

I took all of dat

[drowsy latch]

not everyone is like you

[nimble niche]

i lost the run because i was going too fast and double clicked by accident

[drowsy latch]

unfortunate

[minor spoke]

No unity is gay not bi

[grim edge]

Nerd

[drowsy latch]

cook

[drowsy latch]

I ain't bi

[silent quest]

Damn

[drowsy latch]

excuse you ;-;

[nimble niche]

i could've gotten at least 40

[warm spindle]

merry christmas

[minor spoke]

Lets trade personas

[silk stag]

Merrrrr chrmas

[warm spindle]

you dont want to be me

[silk stag]

and roll tide

[nimble niche]

do you think masked or bid beat it?

[warm spindle]

when leg day comes around u gon wish u waas dead

[drowsy latch]

no idea

I've barely been paying attention to that thread lmao

[nimble niche]

im not gonna go for higher because then i would have to gain immunity every night to not get voted

[warm spindle]

amonger?

[drowsy latch]

I might try again

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-legs-gif-10811579

[warm spindle]

cross country legs

[silk stag]

Anyways I think Im gon go give her a french tonight

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/pedaling-fat-ate-too-much-sumo-feet-gif-13790515

[silent quest]

I thought that was lgbtq 🧦

[drowsy latch]

frenching 💀

[warm spindle]

french kiss?

[minor spoke]

?????????????????

[silk stag]

Ye

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cinderace-togepi-pokemon-soccer-gif-18901563

[silent quest]

Frenchie yeee

[minor spoke]

Gay is back GUYS LOOK

[fallen valley]

It suits you

[silk stag]

Gon give her some of that oui oui baguette

[drowsy latch]

lmao

[fallen valley]

And it has been like that for like ten minutes now

[silk stag]

Some of that sacre bleeeuu

[silent quest]

[grim edge]

Did Jesus play chess?

[drowsy latch]

bro removed the anime pfp out of peer pressure 💀

wild behavior

[minor spoke]

💀

[warm spindle]

something sbout them not making baugettes that small

[grim edge]

no

[minor spoke]

OMG MY G IS BACK

[drowsy latch]

at least 6 inches

[grim edge]

I’ve been lurking lol

[silk stag]

7 inches is average cuh

[drowsy latch]

damn

[minor spoke]

Oh

Say what

[warm spindle]

baugettes need to be at least 8 inchess for proper nutrition

[silent quest]

Switching colours

[drowsy latch]

pause

[minor spoke]

Why not white

[nimble niche]

hi black now, im dad!

[severe oxide]

average transracial person

[drowsy latch]

trans in as many categories as possible speedrun

[minor spoke]

Im sorry but that is the most disgusting profile ever

[nimble niche]

hi black

[silk stag]

With the pills I bought that gon be possible

[warm spindle]

Reasons ur not 2500 FIDE:
#1. you dont drink boiling water

[nimble niche]

most nsfw pfp i found

[minor spoke]

Why does it matter if ur black or white, at the end of the day ur gay

[severe oxide]

Reasons ur parents don’t love you: #1 you don’t drink enough oil

[silk stag]

Texan invoked the lords name in vain
Def gay texan

[drowsy latch]

what are parents

[warm spindle]

must... drink... seed oils.....

[silk stag]

Murica

[flint junco]

i would rather ride bang bang bus with fake friends?

[minor spoke]

Unity needs oil

[warm spindle]

taco oil

[minor spoke]

To cure the pain

[warm spindle]

im not a helper

[flint junco]

oh my god

[drowsy latch]

crude oil

[flint junco]

incho.

[nimble niche]

reasons your chinese teacher doesn't love you: #1 you're indian

[warm spindle]

i would make you pay 5000 an hour for mediocore chess advice\

[silk stag]

Do pps sweat?

[drowsy latch]

he needs some OIL

[warm spindle]

ur sus

[minor spoke]

Coming from u 💀

[flint junco]

incho

[drowsy latch]

oh nahh

[warm spindle]

Yes

[minor spoke]

Say what

UR BACK

[warm spindle]

what is a "pp"

[silk stag]

Genuine question.

[drowsy latch]

find out tonight 😏

[minor spoke]

Unity would know 💀

[silk stag]

Why tonight Imma go and roast it to see if it sweats

[grim edge]

cant we be normal on Christmas at least

[flint junco]

no

[silk stag]

Bro does not have pp

[drowsy latch]

BBQ

[minor spoke]

Hes gay

[nimble niche]

people here have actually thought i was a girl before

[drowsy latch]

what is bro cooking

[nimble niche]

hi not black

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/silver-wolf-honkai-star-rail-stellaron-hunters-gif-10450723826072809190

[silk stag]

Wait do gay people have pp

[severe oxide]

huh

[minor spoke]

People have actually thought I was from aussi before

[upbeat viper]

Okay chat

Chill tf out rn

[minor spoke]

Unity needs some help 💀

[drowsy latch]

lmao

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nyan-nya-bakemonogatari-hanekawa-gif-18475220

[glossy radish]

just searched it. thank god safeblur was on

[minor spoke]

That u fs

[upbeat viper]

Thanks

[silk stag]

Okay can i talk about weird stuff now

[upbeat viper]

No

[drowsy latch]

cc general chat 😐

[upbeat viper]

Else I give presents

[silk stag]

Why not ;<

[warm spindle]

can i shhow u smthn

[severe oxide]

welp i did NOT know

[upbeat viper]

Known as TOs

[glossy radish]

NOT KNOW WHAT

[silk stag]

Womp womp

[minor spoke]

Sure thing

[glossy radish]

womp wom0

[warm spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187119709028614185/1188481344003657748/milkshake.mp3-02-12-2023-0001.mp4?ex=659aae81&is=65883981&hm=695ce817f4fe69a54ed4d76f0b65e87eec343450991b3d5efa2c6be253d877c9&

[nimble niche]

i already got like 20 of em from santa

[severe oxide]

Every pipedown and look at my record player

[minor spoke]

There is no way ur an actual human

[drowsy latch]

chokebar always delivers

[silk stag]

Tiger obamas?

[glossy radish]

how did people even come up with this shit

[minor spoke]

Inhumane

[severe oxide]

how did people come up with the internet 🤷‍♂️

[warm spindle]

ive forgotten how to clean and jerk

[drowsy latch]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-hutcherson-josh-hutcherson-whistle-edit-whistle-2014-meme-gif-1242113167680346055

[minor spoke]

Excuse me what

[glossy radish]

look behind

[severe oxide]

…

[vestal urchin]

bros princess is in another castle

[silk stag]

Skillshare

HI TITLTTTTT

[glossy radish]

yeah. come here bitch

[drowsy latch]

damn

[warm spindle]

ok guys its not that deep

[vestal urchin]

hello

[drowsy latch]

that's what she said 💀

[silk stag]

Happy holdys

[minor spoke]

Is this some romantic stuff

[glossy radish]

yippee bye chat gonna bully unity

[severe oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1155484033443168328/1188552322075344906/attachment.gif?ex=659af09b&is=65887b9b&hm=4979013db04bfb0e853035079c97dbe228cbb37fe658568a0185e1eebd63856a&

[vestal urchin]

guys as in plural?

[glossy radish]

no he’s gay

[drowsy latch]

always

[vestal urchin]

i need to have this pasted somewhere

[minor spoke]

Wait bro theres no way its a he

[glossy radish]

wym

[vestal urchin]

you are a gay texan boy

[minor spoke]

Nvm 💀

[drowsy latch]

oh nahh here we go again

[glossy radish]

unity said hi

[silk stag]

It aint gay if its simping for danya

[drowsy latch]

lowkey Unity is a W name

[minor spoke]

Ok christmas night reunion

[nimble niche]

** **

[drowsy latch]

He needs a wig

and then the setup is complete

[warm spindle]

pafu pafu nya nya~

[covert cosmos]

no

[silk stag]

Anyways I got aot cosplay should I wear it to uni after break

[silk stag]

Def gay

[drowsy latch]

yes

[warm spindle]

today i take a break froms tudying

[warm spindle]

i wish so i didnt have to deal with my b word wife

[silk stag]

Def gay

[drowsy latch]

damn

[silk stag]

Closeted and married damn

[rough gale]

If my friend's account was banned for fair play but he did not cheat, what should I do to help? I was spectating beside him, and I didn't give him suggestions. ( And his elo is higher than me by like 300)

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ornbnk48-bnk48-smile-selfie-pretty-gif-15876985

[nimble niche]

one day last year some year 12s at my school showed up to school in a girl school's uniform

[warm spindle]

im not actually married im in uni

[drowsy latch]

W

embrace the femdom

[minor spoke]

W life, @grim edge is jealous

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/tayomaki-sakigifs-hoyeon-jung-squid-game-sae-byeok-gif-23651399

[silk stag]

They wear wigs and makeup though?

[nimble niche]

most of them just wore the uniform

[drowsy latch]

slay

[nimble niche]

one indian guy dressed up like an old indian grandma

[fleet ledge]

i am the goat

i made it

[warm spindle]

make sure to dm @fleet ledge for vc perms

[minor spoke]

Make sure to dm @warm spindle for infinite power over everything

[fleet ledge]

reported for harassment and abuse

[warm spindle]

thats supposed to be a secret

[echo kestrel]

Meh

[minor spoke]

Too late

[drowsy latch]

what

[warm spindle]

secretly reported for wizarding and burglebezzlement

[warm spindle]

Congrats dude

[fleet ledge]

thats it, reported for crimes against christmas

[flint junco]

👹

[drowsy latch]

Grinchiness

😭 🙏

[fleet ledge]

exactly

[warm spindle]

reported nonchalantly for driving in a clearly speeding zone

[drowsy latch]

what is bro cooking

[upbeat viper]

If he got banned there's a reason

Chess.com never bans for no reason

[drowsy latch]

I'm confused

[silk stag]

If was a separate video

[drowsy latch]

💀

[warm spindle]

he was transtioning

[drowsy latch]

lmao

[fleet ledge]

Dnd foreplay

[stark kayak]

Silly billy lost to me and is now stalling, (he said that coz I have free Palestine in my biograhy)

if you are this guy I hope you know I don't like you, alot

[severe oxide]

☠️

[silk stag]

Bro thats fair
You called him a silly billy cuh thats way too much

[fleet ledge]

what do you expect? You're playing against 1000s. over 90% of them have only 2/5 basic senses

[silk stag]

Plus why disrespect like that

[upbeat viper]

Simply report

Site will punish

[stark kayak]

sorry 😔

[fleet ledge]

chess.com takes silly billys very seriously

[silk stag]

This

[stark kayak]

💀

[twin moon]

Got an A&A chess set and timer, I’m ready for the club

[silk stag]

Shouldnt have called him silly billy

[silk stag]

Niceeee

[stark kayak]

I'll refrain from profanities next time

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/idksterling-idksterlingyapping-yapping-this-man-is-already-dead-but-he-just-doesn't-know-it-this-chicken-is-already-dead-but-he-just-doesn't-know-it-gif-13660494399448377957

[warm spindle]

weve got guests, bring out the fine china

[twin moon]

That’s actually how I’m gonna use it

[silk stag]

Just make sure some dingbat doesnt swap it with a bootleg
Or an old set
Got did dirty by my club personally

[twin moon]

Nah I’m kidding, I’m gonna take care of it tho since it was close to 50 dollars

[twin moon]

Nah mine is filled with old men and young children…. Actually I see what you mean

[silk stag]

50 bucks?
Damn
I looked them up in my place and those cost like almost half

[silk stag]

The children in my place might do it mistakenly
But the old bastards def plotted smh

[twin moon]

Nah they are chill af lmao

[stark kayak]

btw I tried queens gambit after asking you and it worked 👍

[twin moon]

I mean it’s meant to be a well designed board, I spent at minimum half an hour looking for one and this is absolutely perfect

So it was worth it

[twin moon]

Oh nice, best of luck with it

[stark kayak]

thank you, you too

[covert cosmos]

e

[silk stag]

Nice nice

[viral epoch]

Hi Unty

UwU

[silk stag]

The old players in my place are kind of stuck up just cause they have fide rating

[minor spoke]

Yo thats sick, p sure millie was looking at some stuff few days ago @grim edge

[twin moon]

The ones at mine either play for fun (still hella good for for fun players lmao) or they are just trash talkers who have fun over all

[minor spoke]

Unity shud come out ngl, hiding in the shell not good

[minor spoke]

???

[covert cosmos]

mmm

[twin moon]

Hiding in the closet is worse

[severe oxide]

find his house and pull up and fight him

[minor spoke]

Whos that

[twin moon]

Anyone in the closet

[minor spoke]

@warm spindle r u in the closet

[covert cosmos]

what

[grim edge]

Why do some people think Jesus didn't exist?

[twin moon]

I mean idm getting pulled in the closet if you know what I’m saying 😏

[severe oxide]

because they are dumb

[twin moon]

Cause they either dumb or respectable af for respecting you

Mostly dumb tho

[grim edge]

Ig

[vestal urchin]

😭

your girlfriend wont like that one

[minor spoke]

LOL

[twin moon]

She won’t know

[vestal urchin]

cheater cheater wife beater

[silk stag]

Jesus def existed
The only argument go be have by atheists and abrahamics that believe on jesus is his authority

[twin moon]

Those are gonna be my vows at the wedding

[minor spoke]

Alr we got ben and chokebar sitting in a tree

[twin moon]

Chokebar?

[warm spindle]

No.

[silk stag]

Bro came out

[twin moon]

Oh f* no

[silk stag]

Come out.

[twin moon]

I’m surprised I haven’t gotten banned with how often I have typed the f word

[twin moon]

Fine I’m coming

[silk stag]

Fugggggggggggget about it

Im baiting f word rn

[minor spoke]

LMAOAOAOO

That was great

[twin moon]

I’m sad that I don’t get it

[silk stag]

That's what she said

[minor spoke]

Thats what chokebar said

[twin moon]

I’ve never heard that

[neat fox]

600's first queen sac 😄

[silk stag]

Well I did :>

[twin moon]

F* you then

[silk stag]

She didnt do that

[twin moon]

Well I did, I got you homie

[neat fox]

Any1 play birdcage?

[silk stag]

I play bingo

[twin moon]

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-discord-discordian-discordia-neveah-gif-27558501

[minor spoke]

Unity doesnt believe in any

[twin moon]

Any what?

[minor spoke]

Of the above

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discord-brick-hill-discordia-nba-youngboy-gif-25717262

[twin moon]

Oh dang

[twin moon]

Eyyy hey bitchin centi

[minor spoke]

💀

[silk stag]

Barbercure

[warm spindle]

yr

[twin moon]

Free haircuts are such a good perk of anything, over underrated

[grim edge]

cooommeee annddd reeescue meeee

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-neveah-discordia-discordian-discord-gif-27558502

[silk stag]

Snoop dogg got a bob job

[twin moon]

Femboy vibes

[silk stag]

Ben def gay for his gf

[twin moon]

Damn straight

[covert cosmos]

cheese pizza

[silk stag]

No gay

[twin moon]

I’m so mad that that phrase works in this context

[silk stag]

Not straight

[twin moon]

Hey femboy unity

[grim edge]

ben gay for me

[covert cosmos]

huh

[silk stag]

GAY BALL DUCKKK

[silk stag]

Im afraid of the day I type i instead of u

[twin moon]

So?

[trim hornet]

yo yall play roblox birdcage

[twin moon]

I’m gay for everyone, but I’m straight for Lara

[silk stag]

Ayo thas my cousins name

[minor spoke]

Whos lara

[twin moon]

Gf