💬〡general-off-topic

[twin moon]

Just read upside down

[fierce pivot]

NOO ITS NOT IN ORDER ITS CONFUSING

[warped vigil]

what book?

[twin moon]

Then in all seriousness why not argue for a refund?

[stable mirage]

they have to write a lot of moves its hard to comb everything

[fierce pivot]

bobby fischer teaches chess

[warped vigil]

I have that book and there's very few errors and the pages are not upside down. Book must have been abused

[minor owl]

i am back chat

[fierce pivot]

damn wtf. im gonna have to go get a different one then

[twin moon]

Hey Cheesy

[minor owl]

hi ben

guess the word in my mind

u have nothing to go on just do it

[fierce pivot]

the introduction pages are fine idk why the puzzle pages are upside down??

[boreal cosmos]

that sounds weird

[fierce pivot]

OHHH

[warped vigil]

what..? are most copies upside down?

[fierce pivot]

THATS HOW THE BOOK IS

[boreal cosmos]

no? send a picture maybe

[fierce pivot]

READ PAGE 16 LMAOO

[warped vigil]

It's not my book that is upside down

[warped vigil]

what does it say

i don't have it handy

[fierce pivot]

when you finish the book, turn it around and read it upside down 😭

[queen anchor]

weird

[warped vigil]

ohhhhhh

[sage light]

anyone know where to get this software / chess gui or what it’s called??

[warped vigil]

holdup then why aren't my pages upside down?

[fierce pivot]

what??? the pages on the left

[warped vigil]

oh my god. i have the wrong book

im thinking of 60 memorable games not that

[fierce pivot]

ohhh i saw that one

no i meant the tiny bobby one

[sleek oriole]

chessbase. its paid (TORREEENNTT)

[fierce pivot]

i also have graham burgess book

[sage light]

ty.

[grim edge]

Not bad

[sage light]

i promise to use the knowledge with law abiding intentions in mind

[rocky vale]

50% cmon

[modest swan]

When a king is checkmated, what happens to the other alive pieces?

[warped vigil]

my stats suck

[minor owl]

hi gus

[stable mirage]

they give up cuz they’re dumb

[minor owl]

hi sirius

[grim edge]

even chess has a wrapped!!!

[minor owl]

no

[modest swan]

yeah but like how

[grim edge]

🔥🔥

[modest swan]

what do they do

[warped vigil]

terrible winrate

[grim edge]

whats the name of that stratergy????

[minor owl]

L

[grim edge]

Good enough for me

[stable mirage]

rapid right

[grim edge]

wdym its a 43

[warped vigil]

yeah

[grim edge]

U should have more wins than losses tho but it doesn’t really matter

[stable mirage]

the draw rate

[grim edge]

anybodyyy??knows??

[warped vigil]

I play a lot of boring openings OK? Exchange slav and exchange KID

[minor owl]

hi gus

[warped vigil]

oh hi @grim edge

[minor owl]

hi gus

hi gus

[grim edge]

Play the positional bot lc has

[minor owl]

hi gus

[stable mirage]

KID is pretty double edged

[minor owl]

ok bye gus

L chat

[warped vigil]

Exchange variation is boooring. 🥱 Early queen trade

[grim edge]

Surviving 40 moves Vs a 2000 bot counts as a win at least

[sleek oriole]

bros wanna exchange kids? thats mad fam

[warped vigil]

I don't play bots

[stable mirage]

oh people play that? ew

[grim edge]

You should play that one.

[grim edge]

I'm Magnus

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[rocky vale]

@grim edge HELLO

[grim edge]

YOOO 🔥

[minor owl]

.

[warped vigil]

I play it as White all the time

[stable mirage]

ewwww

[grim edge]

Ok 2400 || ||

[warped vigil]

and I have a horrible winrate with it too

[stable mirage]

lol

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-skull-emoji-gif-24661581

[rocky vale]

@minor owl Wassup

[last lava]

anyone wanna play chess

[grim edge]

How long have u been playing

[minor owl]

finally

[rocky vale]

Finally what

[grim edge]

Imagine being a 2400

[minor owl]

finally some one is talking to me

[grim edge]

Nerd

[minor owl]

i have been spamming "hi gus" for the past 15 misn

[stable mirage]

bruh

chess is an art not a book

[rocky vale]

Maybe that's why no one is talking to you

[minor owl]

maybe

[grim edge]

It's always the anime pfp people talking random gibberish that be high rated

[minor owl]

anyway how are u boo

[warped vigil]

Reading books is not nerdy

[minor owl]

depends which book

[grim edge]

🤓🫵🏽

[minor owl]

if ur reading chess books yes ur nerdy

[grim edge]

Nah I'm jk

[warped vigil]

Doystevevsky books are fun!

[minor owl]

if ur reading "meditations" by marcus aurelius you are the man

[stable mirage]

if the book is older than 20 years old and not a chess book it is

[grim edge]

Kafka books are lovely 😀

[stable mirage]

we do like trolling

[warped vigil]

I'm a nerd uh oh

[minor owl]

kafkaesque

[warped vigil]

Kafka is a bit too strange for me

[warped vigil]

Holmesian

[minor owl]

i dont know any other ones

[grim edge]

ʕ⁠ ⁠º⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠º⁠ʔ

[warped vigil]

Freudian

[grim edge]

Should I learn the queen's Indian ?

[rocky vale]

I'm ok

[grim edge]

It looks really fun ngl

[rocky vale]

Nuh uh

[warped vigil]

learn the English Defense

[minor owl]

isnt that the guy who wrote that messed up family love triangle thingy

idk

[grim edge]

Y

[minor owl]

sigmund freud

[warped vigil]

yes

[minor owl]

messed up

[rocky vale]

Because I want to

[grim edge]

Is it against C4 d4

[warped vigil]

yes

[minor owl]

is ur name jacob

[rocky vale]

@warped vigil Your study was kinda hard to understand

[grim edge]

[warped vigil]

how?

[warped vigil]

yes

[stable mirage]

learn black knights tango

[warped vigil]

how can I make it easier

??

[last lava]

who wants to play chess

[stable mirage]

I think you are the person who wants to play chess

[minor owl]

Damn ur 2500 wtf

I thought you were brain dead bro

[warped vigil]

Bro didn't know

[minor owl]

Mb big man

[stable mirage]

I can be both

[grim edge]

Interesting . You being fr right ?

[minor owl]

True

[grim edge]

You are both

[warped vigil]

I've heard BKT isn't too bad

[grim edge]

But you are just using hacks so that doesn't count

[minor owl]

I'll learn what ever u tell me to learn gimme sumn for black @stable mirage

[sage light]

Too much theory

And super drawish

[rocky vale]

Explain why your moves differ from the engine

[stable mirage]

it’s similar to alekhine, if you’re fine being a bit squished and like fighting a big center the entire game it’s good but otherwise just stick to something more mainstream

[warped vigil]

I see

[grim edge]

Hmm but isn't that the point tho. Like make sure your opponent messes up or smth ?

[sage light]

u could try it

and if u do well in the position go for it

[grim edge]

Hey y‘all
Hru guys doing?

[sage light]

Just learn the basic setup and see if u play it well in a game

[stable mirage]

against e4 or d4*

[grim edge]

Because I've been trolling by playing the polish opening and surprisingly even 1500s lose against it which is pretty funny

[minor owl]

I mean neither

[grim edge]

Just shows how sometimes being uncomfortable with a position makes you lose more

[minor owl]

Except that what

[stable mirage]

polish is fine

[grim edge]

Eh objectively speaking not the most ambitious for white

[sage light]

i hate playing against polish

[grim edge]

Yeah exactly lmfao

[stable mirage]

pretty solid

[minor owl]

Tell me

[normal hatch]

never faced a polish

[sage light]

i play kings indian against it idk what else to do

[stable mirage]

idk french

[minor owl]

How do u not know

[sage light]

Sicilian

[grim edge]

I don't recommend the french ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

[minor owl]

Ur like 2500

[grim edge]

Yeah ik

[sage light]

C5 or e5 best move

E5 best c5 2nd e6 3rd

[normal hatch]

e5 clearly

[stable mirage]

my recs go french sici e5 alekhine owens pirc

in that order

[minor owl]

U were there?

[sage light]

Owens ?

[stable mirage]

winging it is good enough

[grim edge]

Gah damn bro

[sage light]

Settin bro up for failure

[normal hatch]

owens over pirc bruh

[grim edge]

Real

[minor owl]

🐻‍❄️

[warped vigil]

shoot lost my 2100

[sage light]

samisch setup refutes pirc

[stable mirage]

I will admit my winrate against owens is significantly better than against the pirc

[sage light]

Be3 f3 qd2 ooo And pirc is cooked

[minor owl]

Talk in English pls

[warped vigil]

owens sucks guys

[minor owl]

I am 1k

[stable mirage]

better than the caro at least

[sage light]

owens is +1

[stable mirage]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[minor owl]

I play caro

[sage light]

Caro boring

[grim edge]

I watched like 3 ahhh vids on the pirc and the guy showed me lines that aren't even that nice to me

[normal hatch]

based

[sage light]

Pirc fell off

[buoyant veldt]

anyone up for mentoring me?

[sage light]

Shi was good in like the 1800s

[normal hatch]

horse goes L

[grim edge]

Bro I love the french

[warped vigil]

Me too

[boreal cosmos]

did alireza just organize another match?

[grim edge]

Nah I'm kidding I mess up in the french

[warped vigil]

MightyMarkus will probably, for 25 an hour

[primal mirage]

yes

[grim edge]

Why would he

[warped vigil]

another??

[boreal cosmos]

he drew last round

[minor owl]

Hi

[normal hatch]

shits gonna keep going until his rating is over wesleys again

[grim edge]

Yooo inform me on what happened

[warped vigil]

how freaken many has he done

[buoyant veldt]

i mean, just coming to vc and helping me over

[boreal cosmos]

https://x.com/CSQpod/status/1738256625754849772?s=20

due tomorrow so yes

[grim edge]

X.com?

[boreal cosmos]

this is unreal

[primal mirage]

Yeah ...

Hence the game was drawn today

[grim edge]

This link isn't working or maybe I don't have twitter

[boreal cosmos]

anish should play a 24 game match with her wife xD

[primal mirage]

Did u see the draw? even more outrageous, now I understand why game was drawn

[boreal cosmos]

both players under 1 minute so i think quite normal

[rocky vale]

@primal mirage WON-YOUNG WON-YOUNG

[primal mirage]

Position was unlosable for black

Literally every piece was outplayed

[grim edge]

What happened why is everyone saying that the games are rigged

[boreal cosmos]

fedorchuk wanted to arrive home safely

[primal mirage]

ig 😭 but bro couldve atleast tried

[primal mirage]

Wassuppppppp

[primal mirage]

cuz they seem to be 💀

[rocky vale]

How is you...

[primal mirage]

decent, hbu?

[boreal cosmos]

anish gets top 3 in wrcc

my money is on him

[primal mirage]

Yeah I hope so

[rocky vale]

Very decent

[grim edge]

Anyone got a vid on this drama I can watch? Where is the nerdy paragraph guy when I need him

[primal mirage]

No idea

[rocky vale]

[primal mirage]

Glad to hear :sip:

[grim edge]

:sip:

[rocky vale]

I hope your relatives are good as well!

[warped vigil]

:sip

[rocky vale]

[grim edge]

:sip:

[fathom obsidian]

hello

[sage light]

whats the best way to counter whites attack in the najdorf on same side castles traditional line positions

[fathom obsidian]

sacrifice the king

[primal mirage]

Thanks thanks, u too man, almost xmas

[fathom obsidian]

boom

[rocky vale]

Especially one ofc

[primal mirage]

I'll be off from sunday on probs, so early happy xmas

merry*

[rocky vale]

Pog

[grim edge]

Can thy get to 1800 in 8 days

[boreal cosmos]

no

[stable mirage]

hard to lose that much

[lament jacinth]

Ok grinch

[boreal cosmos]

yes

[grim edge]

I don't lose. I just give my opponents something to make their day 😄

[grim edge]

Bro be getting in crazy stuff

White is so crushing here

[fathom obsidian]

what am i looking at bru

[rocky vale]

@primal mirage Can you pass on a merry christmas to someone

[lament jacinth]

Hi kids

[sage light]

thought i was fine in the opening

[grim edge]

At least what I think

[fathom obsidian]

isnt that sicilian defence

or am i blind

[stable mirage]

always assume the worst

[grim edge]

Rapid Quad tournaments are so fun

[stable mirage]

G/25 d5 moment

[grim edge]

Is this theory

Idk but I feel black gets cramped in a lot of these Sicil lines but does relatively fine anyway

[sage light]

Yes

[grim edge]

Gah damn bro

[sage light]

Instead of bd3 its o-o-o- though

[normal hatch]

Bg5 Najdorf theory

[lament jacinth]

Guys #💬〡chess-talk exists for a reason

This place is strictly for politics, social debates and etc

[boreal cosmos]

here is fine also lol

[midnight thicket]

Hang the life out of your queen

[grim edge]

Hang the queen of your life

[midnight thicket]

Cool

[lament jacinth]

Nope it's banned now

[midnight thicket]

I dont have one

[boreal cosmos]

false info

[lament jacinth]

Real info

[midnight thicket]

If u mean a gf then i am hanging your mama

[sage light]

he ended up saccing a rook and i ended up surviving.

Im so lucky everything is covered wtf

[grim edge]

Bro your knights are dying

[lament jacinth]

Top tier comedy

[sage light]

I won material LMAOOO

[grim edge]

Ain't no way this guy in the tournament stalled a 30 min game

[lament jacinth]

@boreal cosmos you're definitely the ermmm acshully kid from high school all grown up

[grim edge]

Bruh

[primal mirage]

wdym ?

[grim edge]

" I'm a friend to all, be kind, be respectful, never hate " ahhhh hypocrite 🫵🏽

[sage light]

Yo how did i win this

[rocky vale]

You know who

[primal mirage]

merry christmas @rocky vale

[rocky vale]

Nuh uh

[primal mirage]

so confused then

[midnight thicket]

Did u really win if u didnt hang the sheet out of your queen?

[sage light]

?

[rocky vale]

To a fantastic lady

[primal mirage]

OHHHHHHH U MF

[midnight thicket]

A win is not a win if u dont hang your king

[primal mirage]

brother, i aint passing no message 🤣

[rocky vale]

;)

[rocky vale]

Whyyyyyy

[primal mirage]

finna get out before ... 💀

[primal mirage]

wdym why 😭 😭 bro tryna rizz up when u dont know her

what if shev disabled

[rocky vale]

I'm tryna get to

[primal mirage]

ud be rizzing up a disabled 💀

[rocky vale]

She's not

[primal mirage]

right, she isnt xD

still tho

[lament jacinth]

Sometimes friends gotta spill cold hard truth to one another

[rocky vale]

Her only disability is a brother who's way too good at chess

@primal mirage

[primal mirage]

Nah tf 😭 😭

now im a disability

[lament jacinth]

What are you guys talking about

[primal mirage]

he tryna get a date w my sister

💀

[rocky vale]

[lament jacinth]

Ew

Go back to daycare @rocky vale

[rocky vale]

Why ew

[primal mirage]

😭 backup

[rocky vale]

Nuh uh, I have forever escaped

[primal mirage]

shit

[lament jacinth]

You're 2 bro

[rocky vale]

I'm as old as she is

[harsh mortar]

can I get my rating roles using my bullet rating?

[lament jacinth]

Maturity is realising that simping for online girls is not only incel behaviour. But it's utterly stupid

[primal mirage]

she isnt online

[grim edge]

Rizzing her wont fulfill that empty hole in your heart, getting BRILLIANTS WILL !!!!

[primal mirage]

thats why he doing it via me 💀

[rocky vale]

Yes

I ain't hittin on no egirls

[primal mirage]

which is worse

[alpine creek]

🗿 🗿

[primal mirage]

cuz i have to keep rejecting

[rocky vale]

@primal mirage Trust me I'm the perfect man

[sage light]

Worst feeling is when you figure out your favorite line in your opening is dubious

[rocky vale]

Wonyoung letting me down

[lament jacinth]

@primal mirage please block him

[rocky vale]

[primal mirage]

`:sKULL

[rocky vale]

Damn what

[primal mirage]

😭

i feel assaulted 💀

[lament jacinth]

You're annoying and he clearly wants you to stop

[rocky vale]

Don't block me wonyoung

[primal mirage]

ur still going through puberty

[rocky vale]

Pwease

[primal mirage]

i wont block

[rocky vale]

Thanks

[primal mirage]

:sip:

[lament jacinth]

Just say the answer is no

[rocky vale]

[primal mirage]

i did

[rocky vale]

Disappointing

[lament jacinth]

Ok then @primal mirage stfu

[primal mirage]

dw bro, u could try irl, or in a dating server

[lament jacinth]

Wrong person 💀

[primal mirage]

AYO WRONG GUY 💀 💀

[tulip lichen]

i pledge🔥alliegence🇺🇸to my gang, if i catch a opp 🚷i’ll take his brains💥💀and if i get caughts🚨🚓 I won’t say no names😷

[lament jacinth]

@rocky vale you shut up now

[rocky vale]

Agreed

[grim edge]

Bruh

[primal mirage]

😭 😭

[rocky vale]

[lament jacinth]

BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP

[primal mirage]

why dont u rizz up liya

[tulip lichen]

liya why you leave the gc

[warped sparrow]

d

[tulip lichen]

no dont do it

[rocky vale]

Because she's annoying

[lament jacinth]

cause he knows what will happen

[tulip lichen]

trust me its not worth it

[primal mirage]

LMAO 💀

no way y'all said no

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> alexeyjanka

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2023 (2075 peak)
Blitz: 1927 (peak)
Bullet: 1858 (peak)

[lament jacinth]

You still pee your pants kid don't even

[primal mirage]

dw there are more girls in this server

nahh thats vio 💀

[rocky vale]

I don't want anyone in this server

[tulip lichen]

oh scary oh oh oh oh shiver me timbers

[rocky vale]

[primal mirage]

then ...

[lament jacinth]

That wasn't even a threat bozo

I was stating facts

[tulip lichen]

alr square up bro

[lament jacinth]

Aight bet

[tulip lichen]

where

[fathom obsidian]

[lament jacinth]

Little kid.

[rocky vale]

I guess there are about 200 million more

[tulip lichen]

ok sure

[lament jacinth]

200 million?

[fathom obsidian]

what is this yappering

[lament jacinth]

Where is bros math

[rocky vale]

Chinese girls

[tulip lichen]

where

[lament jacinth]

There's more than that

[dense cloud]

I donated 5000$ why Ian is ducking me

[tulip lichen]

you get the boxing gloves

[primal mirage]

damn ye

[rocky vale]

In my range

[primal mirage]

bros talking 15 y/o ish

[rocky vale]

@primal mirage How do I rizz up asian girls

[lament jacinth]

Your dads house. I'll be waiting there

[primal mirage]

ngl bro, i aint good at it myself, dont ask me

be white ...?

[tulip lichen]

i am there

waiting for you lil bro

[primal mirage]

its a free pass 💀 tall white

[rocky vale]

Oh niceeeee

[rocky vale]

Am only 180cm

[primal mirage]

ngl to get chinese girls, have a degree ... at a good uni, be rich, have status in your family

u gonn need a car and a house

a stable income

[tulip lichen]

ngl to get arab girls be their cousin

[primal mirage]

thats tall enough

[primal mirage]

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 💀 💀 alabama

[tulip lichen]

(they patched this glitch)

[rocky vale]

I meant asian in general

[primal mirage]

glitch 😭

[tulip lichen]

now its illegal to do it😭

[primal mirage]

cough 💀 uhm keep trying boss 🫡

[primal mirage]

damn 😭 bummer

[rocky vale]

Oke thanks

[primal mirage]

yessir

[lament jacinth]

Anyway

[rocky vale]

@primal mirage Does being good at chess help

[tulip lichen]

nvm

[rocky vale]

[shy pike]

🐈

[primal mirage]

no it doesnt

[lament jacinth]

YUMMY

[primal mirage]

ell it does make u smarter ig

[shy pike]

nooo fluffy

[lament jacinth]

No delicious

[shy pike]

:(((

[rocky vale]

Does rizz help or only money

[lament jacinth]

Cats > dog (in taste)

[primal mirage]

both

[rocky vale]

[shy pike]

grrr

[primal mirage]

bro ur still 15, go live ur life

[rocky vale]

Oke

[primal mirage]

get a gf when ur in ur 20s or sum

[rocky vale]

I am asking for the future

[primal mirage]

dw g, ull be fine

[rocky vale]

[lament jacinth]

Anyway shitty simping and relationship advice is over

New convo

[rocky vale]

You must be fun at parties

[lament jacinth]

You sound pathetic

[rocky vale]

[primal mirage]

y'all look like brother and sister constantly fighting 💀

[lament jacinth]

You wouldn't be invited to parties if this is how you rizzed girls

[rocky vale]

What is 'this'

[tulip lichen]

ngl to get indonesian girls eat indomie every week

[lament jacinth]

"Oh my gosh I want you pleaaassseee "

[rocky vale]

That ain't a quote

[primal mirage]

u sure? 💀

[tulip lichen]

ngl to get american girls you cant

too much icks

[rocky vale]

Liya is so serious damn

[primal mirage]

reminds me of that meme where the guy goes begging screaming for a girls phone number

[rocky vale]

[lament jacinth]

Do you inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide? Ick

[primal mirage]

yuh

[untold bison]

yo guys, where can I ask for support about my account, other than the website itself?

[tulip lichen]

fr

men crying ick
men being too serious ick

[primal mirage]

not

[tulip lichen]

men not having a good relationship with their mother ick
men having a good relationship with their mother ick

[primal mirage]

too stupid

[lament jacinth]

No trust ne when I get serious you'll know I'm serious

[untold bison]

“not” what?

[fathom obsidian]

how bro felt after saying that

[primal mirage]

just not, website is the option ...

or mail i guesss

[tulip lichen]

you cant

[lament jacinth]

Oh my gosh I just sounded like one of those guys who are like "when I see red. It's all over"💀💀💀

[green jungle]

use the email for your chess.com account and email [e-mail]

[rocky vale]

Way too serious already still

[fathom obsidian]

do you know the Dare devil dog gif

[untold bison]

alr, thanks

[green jungle]

no problem

[fathom obsidian]

[grim edge]

DUDE I SACED MY QUEEN AND ANASTASIA MATED SOMEONE

[lament jacinth]

No I mean I usually just start yelling in arabic

[grim edge]

PUT USED MY GAME REVIEW FOR THE DAY earlier 😭

[lament jacinth]

But hey that's only when I'm like extremely mad

Which is rare only happens like 6x in a day

[grim edge]

why tf is allahhu-akbar blocked

[shrewd vessel]

hi guys

[grim edge]

dude muslim does NOT EQUAL 9/11

[rocky vale]

@primal mirage Guess what

[primal mirage]

tell me

[primal mirage]

wtf, where did that conclusion come from bro

[grim edge]

That stereotype is freaking annoying

[lament jacinth]

Kaboom

[primal mirage]

bro making his own conclusions

[grim edge]

from "no i mean i usually just start yelling in arabic"

[primal mirage]

🗼 🗼

[fathom obsidian]

american goverment made 9/11

[primal mirage]

✈️

[rocky vale]

I have a 68.3 winrate this year

[primal mirage]

sheesh nice

[rocky vale]

[grim edge]

nice

[lament jacinth]

Where did you get that conclusion from me saying thay

[primal mirage]

: _ :

[fathom obsidian]

mine 99.9

[primal mirage]

higher than ine

[rocky vale]

[grim edge]

well allahu-akbar is arabic so i just said it as fun

[rocky vale]

How many games you played

[tulip lichen]

allahu akbar

[lament jacinth]

Ok and

[fathom obsidian]

I never loose

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth and that answers your question 💀

[normal hinge]

do you know what allahu-akbar means?

[lament jacinth]

No it doesn't

[grim edge]

Allah is the greatest

[lament jacinth]

No

[normal hinge]

Yeah

[lament jacinth]

That's not the exact translation

[primal mirage]

uhm lemme see

[lament jacinth]

Akbar just means Good

[primal mirage]

wait i cant see, i clicked 2023 away ...

[tulip lichen]

what kind of arabic are you speaking

[grim edge]

Dude im muslim so I'm pretty sure for adhkar I say allah-huakbar

[tulip lichen]

جيد means good

[grim edge]

yeah

[lament jacinth]

Yeah ik

[rocky vale]

You lost more???

[lament jacinth]

Eh the phrase can be translated 100 ways. God is Good. God is great it's all the same

[primal mirage]

yeah, but i have -25 and infinite up, i usually play ppl way above me or atleast above me

hence i go up in rating despite losing more games

[modest swan]

would you rather willingly watch a video that is just 2 minutes of just nothingness or would you rather unwillingly watch 1 minute of unskippable ads?

[grim edge]

right but not right at the same time

[lament jacinth]

Translated 100 ways with all the same meaning

[primal mirage]

for instance

[grim edge]

what is your elo?

[primal mirage]

600

[rocky vale]

YOU WON AGAINST BLUEBAUM?

[primal mirage]

ye i did

[grim edge]

Either that's inspect or you used stockfish

[primal mirage]

matthias bluebaum

[rocky vale]

LIAR

[grim edge]

cause there is NO WAY

[primal mirage]

lemme show game

[rocky vale]

[lament jacinth]

He's 2614

[rocky vale]

Let's analyse the game

[primal mirage]

nah im 2700

https://www.chess.com/game/live/94863600383

[grim edge]

Oh then its possible then

[worn ice]

hermesspeed (2692) vs. Msb2 (3033)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[lament jacinth]

Im going to report you for spamming if you don't stop

[rocky vale]

I ain't spamming shut

[tulip lichen]

what country are you from ya5e

[lament jacinth]

You are

[primal mirage]

Lmao 💀

[rocky vale]

[normal hinge]

damn

[rocky vale]

I'm not

[grim edge]

Poor guy

[waxen summit]

Change ur bio lol

[lament jacinth]

Why

[rocky vale]

@primal mirage What's the secret to being pro

[waxen summit]

"I'm friend to all"

[primal mirage]

uhm ... no life

[rocky vale]

Really?

[primal mirage]

yuh XD

[lament jacinth]

Friends are always nice to each other, TRUE Friends are willing to tell each other they're being dumbasses

[rocky vale]

[normal hinge]

your prolly one of the highest if not the highest rated in this discord

[primal mirage]

I won against Dmitrij Kollars too, his fellow german 🤣

[primal mirage]

nah some higher rated in here

[dense tundra]

Lol do I need a premium to see these???

[normal hinge]

yeah but your still prolly top 10

[primal mirage]

maybe ye

[rocky vale]

Wonyoung is top 1 in my heart

[primal mirage]

🫶

[full delta]

[fathom obsidian]

lool

that should get you an achivement

"Killer King"

[grim edge]

He never made it to my top 100th

[primal mirage]

wow i see how it is

[grim edge]

A friend to all is a friend to none

[primal mirage]

ur just a salty burger

[grim edge]

Grrrrr

[primal mirage]

brrrr

[grim edge]

Merry Christmas

[bright glade]

gobbled a pawn

[primal mirage]

u too!

[upbeat viper]

Last Xmas

[sage light]

What a great position

Literally bros pinned to everything

[desert oxide]

i did my first briliant move today look https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/95812314122?tab=review&move=53

[worn ice]

focusmuso (384) vs. TunisianRower (453)

Move List

1. Nf3 [d5] 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. h3 Nc6 4. g4 e5 5. d3 h6 6. a4 d4 7. Nb1 Be7 8. e4 dxe3 9. fxe3 e4 10. d4 exf3 11. Qxf3 O-O 12. h4 Bxg4 13. Qg3 Bd6 14. Qg2 Re8 15. Be2 Bxe2 16. Qxe2 Ne4 17. h5 Ng3 18. Qh2 Nxh1 19. Qxh1 Rxe3+ 20. Bxe3 Bg3+ 21. Kf1 Qf6+ 22. Kg2 Qh4 23. Qg1 Re8 24. Kf3 Nxd4+ 25. Bxd4 Qf4+ 26. Kg2 Re2+ 27. Kh3 Qh4# 

[desert oxide]

im black

[grim edge]

Im spiderman

[desert oxide]

that was a good joke

[grim edge]

Miles moralles

[grim edge]

I gave you my heart

[minor spoke]

Ayo?

[shrewd vessel]

its a song blud

[north wraith]

Guys give me an opening I could play for white and black. So I can learn the openings I still have 24hrs before my premium is gone

[shrewd vessel]

Ruy Lopez and Sicilian

[fathom obsidian]

you have premium?

[north wraith]

Yeah

[fathom obsidian]

Nice

[north wraith]

Alright alright

[fathom obsidian]

What's it like

[north wraith]

Diamond

[fathom obsidian]

yeah but what is it like

[north wraith]

I kinda don't get it xd

[fathom obsidian]

Bruh what's it like to use premium

[north wraith]

Ohh

[fathom obsidian]

[north wraith]

It's good to use. And also you can access anything too

[fathom obsidian]

yeah

[north wraith]

Well I might learn Ruy Lopez and The Sicilian openings

[fathom obsidian]

I'd like to have it but i don't want to pay for it

[north wraith]

It's okay, It our own choice if we want to buy it or nah

[covert cosmos]

:3

[fathom obsidian]

I'm fine without it

[north wraith]

Halo purple her/she

[fathom obsidian]

I can learn chess by myself

[north wraith]

That's great

[dusk horizon]

can someone tell me how i can update my chess account on here?

[north wraith]

What a nice Christmas tree decoration here her/she:D

[north wraith]

Oh you need email to update your account

[worn ice]

MateHunting (1170) vs. Lay_Z_251 (1286)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 Nf6 5. d4 exd4 6. cxd4 Bb4+ 7. Nc3 Nxe4 8. O-O Nxc3 9. bxc3 Bxc3 10. Qb3 Bxa1 11. Bxf7+ Kf8 12. Bg5 Ne7 13. Ne5 Bxd4 14. Bg6 d5 15. Qf3+ Kg8 16. [Qf7#] 

[normal hatch]

Yummers

[marsh salmon]

Nice one

[solid cairn]

White: london system Black: petrovs defense

[wet verge]

london and caro players

[marsh salmon]

Benoni>

[solid cairn]

nuh uh trash

[marsh salmon]

Caro is good actually

[normal hatch]

Both are decent

[marsh salmon]

No did u see Fisher game with spaski?

It's just It complicated and u couldn't understand it

[solid cairn]

fisher is trash

only good at fishing\

[fathom obsidian]

[marsh salmon]

Everything u can't understand is trash ?

[fathom obsidian]

Fisher's genius wasn't comprehensible sometimes

[solid cairn]

yuh hh

[marsh salmon]

I see

[solid cairn]

im very jolly this year

🍬 🎁

[fathom obsidian]

I'm not

[solid cairn]

y

[fathom obsidian]

Life is a Trial

[solid cairn]

nuhy uh ur mom is a trial

[fathom obsidian]

[solid cairn]

Cmon

im not wrong am i bbg?

[fathom obsidian]

That's for you to figure out.

[solid cairn]

nuu uh\

[fathom obsidian]

yeah uh

[grim edge]

hello

[fathom obsidian]

Greetings

[grim edge]

how are y'all

[fathom obsidian]

Yes

and you

[grim edge]

im good

[cosmic lily]

hi

[cosmic lily]

🗣️🔥💯

Stay jolly

[hybrid bolt]

What swears are allowed here

[fathom obsidian]

none

[hybrid bolt]

Ok

[cosmic lily]

Lie

Wait let me check rules real quick I don't want 4th timeout

[solid cairn]

my first swear word

[marsh salmon]

Hi

[hybrid bolt]

Hi

[north wraith]

Okay

[cosmic lily]

you can say swer word but not in offensive way

[hybrid bolt]

Ok

[cosmic lily]

right?

[covert cosmos]

beans

[hybrid bolt]

Nay you cant

[covert cosmos]

shit my bad

[hybrid bolt]

Oh

Not the fword atleast

[cosmic lily]

ye

[solid cairn]

oka i pill up hoppiin at the after party

[hybrid bolt]

Aaah

I can't find a gif in my gif inventory that isn't severely offensive

[fathom obsidian]

slurs are can be offensive tho

[rain trout]

Shut up kids

[fathom obsidian]

so that doesnt make sense

[rain trout]

Let @solid cairn be awesome in silence

[cosmic lily]

ik

[covert cosmos]

"are can be" 💀

[cosmic lily]

I found that out the hard way

[rain trout]

I cant find a gf in my basement. Same

[fathom obsidian]

leave me be or my inner german awakens

[hybrid bolt]

Doesn't make sense

Of course you cant

[covert cosmos]

🥱

[fathom obsidian]

thats how you learn

[fathom obsidian]

[rain trout]

I have this in my gif inventory

[fathom obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801635848213889035/1070162725893840957/2897638_mega-kot_think-fast.gif

[hybrid bolt]

Why

That is a bad gif

[fathom obsidian]

why is it a bad gif

[cosmic lily]

Not bad

keep trowing them bricks

[grim edge]

Bro got good hair, his face fine and his teeth white and clean, he def keeps track of his hygiene, proud of bro 🔥

[cosmic lily]

keep yourself clean

[grim edge]

Fr, stay clean y'all

[cosmic lily]

You should take a shower now

[rain trout]

Gifs are racist

Not me

You can verify 💀

[cosmic lily]

no one is racist here

[rain trout]

Racismo no

[cosmic lily]

🏎️

[grim edge]

Racism is bad, do not be racist

[fathom obsidian]

I won't be

[cosmic lily]

fr drive slow

[fathom obsidian]

yet

[outer trail]

Yo wsg

[rain trout]

Good boy

[outer trail]

Yall tryna play a game of chess?

[shrewd vessel]

i love all races equally, even the bad ones (joke don't ban pls)

[cosmic lily]

Don't be racist
Racing is danger🏎️

You might do car crash

[fathom obsidian]

Do you know i'm a boy?

[fathom obsidian]

if you want

[shrewd vessel]

if u get caught for cheating, do u also get banned from this server?

[fathom obsidian]

yes

[bright glade]

yes

[cosmic lily]

ig

[shrewd vessel]

so lucy got banned then

[cosmic lily]

idk

[bright glade]

first your account gets banned on the site
then you get locked out here
then you need to appeal in the email you get (if you get)

[violet coyote]

how do i get out of wood leauge please im stuck

[bright glade]

and then you can appeal your lockout by telling about your new account

[bright glade]

they're irrelevant, but play more games

and win

[violet coyote]

im no1 on the wood leauge

[bright glade]

then wait for the time to end for your league

[violet coyote]

when does it end

[rain trout]

@fathom obsidian

[fathom obsidian]

yea

[rain trout]

🫶

[cosmic lily]

🥶

[fathom obsidian]

🫶

[bright glade]

click on your league and see

[violet coyote]

8 days

my birtday comes before that dude

[cosmic lily]

sad

[covert cosmos]

gd 2.2

[cosmic lily]

geometry dash 2.2?

[covert cosmos]

yes

[cosmic lily]

that shit never coming

[violet coyote]

god its 1.23 am in turkey and im still playing chess

[covert cosmos]

it came out on the 19th

[cosmic lily]

What

🤯

[covert cosmos]

yeah

on gaurd its out

[hasty trail]

@covert cosmos hello kirby

[cosmic lily]

There's no chance

[hasty trail]

How's life friend

[cosmic lily]

it's been years

[hasty trail]

Ik

[covert cosmos]

good

[cosmic lily]

way too many years

[hasty trail]

I was sick

[covert cosmos]

it was so random

[hasty trail]

I'm back tho

[north wraith]

Oh men! The London System has strong position

[hasty trail]

Well done

[north wraith]

Imma learn the london system

[cosmic lily]

Famous last words

[covert cosmos]

? ok

[fathom obsidian]

[hasty trail]

U do remember me right

[violet coyote]

why do i gotta pay to do puzzles man

[hasty trail]

Lol

[fathom obsidian]

I hate the trusted color role, can i get yellow? :)

[covert cosmos]

youre a person

[hasty trail]

U don't oh

Only Had a week off lol

[covert cosmos]

ok

[violet coyote]

how can i do more puzzles without paying

[fathom obsidian]

you dont

[covert cosmos]

lichess

[cosmic lily]

He said the l word

run

[stable mirage]

lichess is great

[boreal cosmos]

play alot

[cosmic lily]

It is

free everything

💯

[sharp galleon]

l word detected

[haughty mortar]

Where are mods wth

[hasty trail]

3veryone unfriended me while I was gone dam

[cosmic lily]

Don't ruin fun

[haughty mortar]

Chess talk cheating accusations

Its getting annoying

[warm hedge]

grrr

[cosmic lily]

Wdym

I didn't see any accusation

Am I blind

[covert cosmos]

in chess talk

[stable mirage]

#💬〡chess-talk

[warm hedge]

all that chess talk is for losers

[warm hedge]

hi 😁😊 ❤️

[boreal cosmos]

[covert cosmos]

least simp ever

[warm hedge]

are you a girl?

[violet coyote]

whats that

[warm hedge]

a communist chess website

[covert cosmos]

chess website

[digital dome]

anyone up for a fame

[covert cosmos]

fame

[digital dome]

Ew

[stable mirage]

hello daughter

[violet coyote]

even better

[fathom obsidian]

[digital dome]

The best thing karl marx did was die

[north wraith]

Yes

[fathom obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/857736380292399134/1090693896947896350/4B864561-13C7-4539-9423-2BFCFA2170E1.gif

[cosmic lily]

How many people hate the london

[hasty trail]

Where's Mr dog

[fathom obsidian]

gone

[north wraith]

I don't hate though. I'm just learning for my own good

[hasty trail]

Where to

[fathom obsidian]

reduced to atoms

[hasty trail]

No

[fathom obsidian]

yes

[north wraith]

I mean london has a nice pawn structure and nice tactics to move

[cosmic lily]

yes

I'm bad at London smh

[shrewd vessel]

london is a setup opening no?

[pliant elbow]

what were the seats from cct? can someone send a link?

[fathom obsidian]

[north wraith]

Well try understand the theory about the london system

[shrewd vessel]

favourite piece to sacrifice

[cosmic lily]

I always lose to some random 100 move long trade in the center

[north wraith]

It is a setup opening

[cosmic lily]

After theory

[shrewd vessel]

setup openings r bad at teaching chess no?

so don't play it

[violet coyote]

ngl i thought this server was just millions of nerds grouped together but this is fun

[north wraith]

You still remember Bg4 on black diagonal? It's a most important thing when Rb8 trying to defend the pawn on B7. Bg4 is actually targeting on B8 when rook was placed there

[shrewd vessel]

it literally is tho

[sage light]

how to fix tilt

[north wraith]

Set ups openings is fine. But people hate it to learn that doesn't mean they have skill issue to learn the openings

[grim edge]

sup guys

[violet coyote]

im playing in the tournament

[north wraith]

Sup quan

[shrewd vessel]

Ruy Lopez number 1 opening for teaching chess

[cosmic lily]

Win it

[shrewd vessel]

fight me

[cosmic lily]

Ruy Lopez for nerd

[north wraith]

Magnus always winning for that opening tho xd

He has 51 wins after using Ruy Lopez

[fathom obsidian]

Yk what i sacrificed

[cosmic lily]

I'm not a 2800 gm I won't use ruy lopez

[north wraith]

Da ROOOKKK i always get brilliant move for that even a queen sac is good

I still remember I castled queen side and I got brilliant move lol

[shrewd vessel]

actually I prefer sacking the queen, its more prestige

[north wraith]

If you have a checkmate pattern to sacrifice but I rather to sac my (Or your) rook to find the checkmate with only 1 rook and 3 minor pieces and a queen

[digital dome]

anyone up for a game 800 elo

[north wraith]

Only a blitz my elo was 700. 😭

[queen anchor]

my blitz elo is 800

[digital dome]

eh lets play unranked then?

[north wraith]

I like rapid much cuz I think too much

[shrewd vessel]

I can play unrated but im 900 in rapid

[cosmic lily]

chess arbiter kicking me out of competion after I yell "THE ROOOKKK" after doing a rook blunder (that I thought was a brilliant) because he thinks I'm helping others cheat by specifying a chess piece out loud:

[haughty mortar]

Whos smarter then me

[pseudo anchor]

thats a bold question

[digital dome]

like smart or good at chess?

[north wraith]

XD

[shrewd vessel]

the set of ppl smarter than u is the empty set

[pseudo anchor]

You can be chess smart

[violet coyote]

this blitz match borin af

[haughty mortar]

No im asking, are u???

[digital dome]

yeah but still which smart is he refering to

[pseudo anchor]

Generally if you're smart overall you'll likely be good at chess

[digital dome]

but like iq wise im prolly smarter

[pseudo anchor]

thats also a bold statement

[shrewd vessel]

way too arrogant bud

[haughty mortar]

How many chromosomes do you have then huhvvv

[digital dome]

hikaru nakamora or however yo u spell his name is only avarage

[pseudo anchor]

hes like

[shrewd vessel]

more than u HAHAHAHAAA

[cosmic lily]

my elo is negative what does that mean

[queen anchor]

I wish I was a d pawn

[pseudo anchor]

120 iq, I dont know what you're smoking

[haughty mortar]

Arogant ahh

[north wraith]

Nvm it was bf4 targeting B8 square xd

[shrewd vessel]

he did a mensa one and got 102 on stream

[haughty mortar]

IQ aint as big as u think ☠️

[pseudo anchor]

yea

iq isnt that deep lol

[north wraith]

He smoking like a black puff cloud

[violet coyote]

rap songs are so calming to relax to while playing chess fr

[haughty mortar]

Im on a school called mensa

[digital dome]

My parents are both like 130 plus, i do math that people 3 years older than me are supposed to

[north wraith]

Powder puff girls

[pseudo anchor]

wow good job bud

[north wraith]

Thx

[pseudo anchor]

year 7 fractions?

[north wraith]

Nah

[shrewd vessel]

still being humble is a very good quality 🙏 i hope u will take this into consideration

[pseudo anchor]

not you

[north wraith]

Aw:(

[haughty mortar]

Wow u were born high IQ and wafflin abt it good job, im high iq and do u hear me yap? No

[queen anchor]

sometimes I forget discord is full of children and question where did I go wrong in life

[stable mirage]

some people are just like that

[digital dome]

"I'm humble enough to know I can be replaced and cocky enough to know it's a downgrade"

[shrewd vessel]

hi sirius

[pseudo anchor]

@digital dome I was doing calculus in yr4 u dont see me yapping abt my iq do u, be more humble lol

[north wraith]

And still blud doesn't understand algebra after 7 years of learning the math 😭

[violet coyote]

1500 eloo

[pseudo anchor]

what?

[digital dome]

huh

[stable mirage]

hola

[haughty mortar]

Ur a downgrade of a basic human being

[shrewd vessel]

ooh roast battle

[pseudo anchor]

@digital dome dont lie how many 100%'s have u gotten in one semester across all subjects?

[digital dome]

woah

[north wraith]

Lil Pluh rather to pick gender equality 🗣 🔥 🔥

[violet coyote]

2. in blitz rn

[grand niche]

I just want to complain about something.
This f***ing puzzle right here https://lichess.org/training/lOmE8
I'll spoil it: allegedly knight takes knight in order to open the line queen-bishop, and then pawn takes knight (why?!??! why the f***)
after which queen takes bishop.. what?!
My question: what incentive is there for pawn-takes-knight instead of bishop takes queen?
In what universe is this proper judgement?

[stable mirage]

bit far

[haughty mortar]

Whats ur iq to yap??? Nothing below 150 is flexable and people above that smart enough to not flex

[covert cosmos]

ok

[violet coyote]

LİCHESS DETECTED

[stable mirage]

did you check engine lines

[pseudo anchor]

?

[grand niche]

bro I don't understand, I've seen so many nonsensical puzzles on there, like wtf

[stable nymph]

Help

[pseudo anchor]

120 iq is quite good

[north wraith]

Lichess puzzles gives me 0 Braincells after I solved the right puzzle but gave me incorrect answer