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Mostly just Ravenās matrices, and elimination matrices
Just look left to right then up to down and thatās it

matrices š„°
Start doing British Parliamentary, 15min prep 6 min speeches 3 speakers no reply
Itās more fun and civilised.
the most boring thing in math
i was debating going to a mensa test just to see if i can get in but it seems pointless. like i have to pay for it and actually go outside to do it
Hmm
Cant argue with room temp iq people
british parliamentary is the furthest thing from civilised
The convo may be but the people arent
Can you please say something to describe low intelligence other than room temperature IQ
Iq that is room temperature
He cant. He is literally not smart enough
No, the style of debating
His vocabulary isn't that diverse
i like the word, ultracrepidarian

I donāt like too extravagant words, perhaps regal yes but not too⦠hmm
Proving my point
Proving absolutely nothing
bing chilling
Cry eyepatch keep crying i know ur crying behind ur screen
it's probably the only big word i know. good friend of mine told me about it
Cant accept the fact that im just better
Shush
Can u say something other than ākeep cryingā āroom temp iqā and āur 600ā
I apologise, and may you be proud of that :))
Or u cant
I dont insult people
it's actually a useful word cos ur not just calling someone stupid. ur basically identifying that they're speaking about something they have no knowledge about, which is pointless to do
We need to make a chess.com bingo. Could add Starks brilliant rants to it too
Stark my guy is a genius
Not that daft man againā¦
Stop crying eyepath
Yes bye thanks for reminding
Iād probably prefer ignorant but acts knowledgeable⦠though it is less condensed
Bye and dont come back
Hmm
womp womp
Bro forgot he was leaving. Must have room temperature iq or something
Iām feeling a little sad
Good
Oh
Im glad to hear that
Have you tried being happy?
At least I couldāve been of service to bring you joy
Yes but the circumstance prevents me from doing so right now
idk what that means but it sounds sweet
Iām just here to vent and relax
owo
go play sports
Yes I know, my life is abysmally sad
Itās 9:39 PM
when i learned to be more mindful it became pretty rare that i got unhappy. Get annoyed sometimes, sure, but made it hard to feel sorry for myself. Although if your physical living conditions are poor and not under your control, being sad is understandable
It will be if u think that
who gon stop you
regular sleep is rly important
I am quite a wuss, stupid and ungrateful in all fairness, considering there are refugees drifting on wooden rafts across the sea, I have no right to feel sad
I do sleep regularly
||for 4 hours a night||
Myself and my family
yeah. dont have to hate yourself for it though
Hmm
Iām sorry you have to see me like this, probably not the usual
no
damn
Don't compare your sadness to others. You don't need to justify your feelings. Having them is enough of a reason in itself
can relate
Emotions are cringe. Shun them and feel nothing permanently
Gotta feel that existential dread and anxiety from time to time
Going down that rabbit hole just gives you more reasons to be sad
You can be sad due to poor diet and lack of sleep. It's not always directly your fault
how tf do you check that
especially when ur in bed at night
At least at the end of the day, I donāt lived in a dilapidated slum, or have my family blown and a limb cut off. I guess Iām happy that I have a roof on my head and food on my plate and some love. :ā))
Back when I was sleep deprived I was in the worst headspace at night
Learning to sleep regularly fixed it
im sleep deprived but im not too sad.
just click on the big 2023 icon
Probably withdrawal symptoms
And a mixture of self expectations not being met
That's a good thing to recognise but it's much healthier to frame it as "I'm grateful for the circumstances I have" instead of "I shouldn't be sad because others have it worse"
ok bye
Mmm perhaps so
yeah thats true
always be grateful
Indeed, of the billions of other competitors I made it into this world
If you feel grateful for one specific blessing every day you can be grateful for a lifetime easily
Thatās some crazy luck
and made it in perfect condition
I used to think gratitude journalling was cringe but it unironically does help with your mood a lot
Meme of the year is absolutely amazing
That I⦠hmm
My sadness when I was younger had nothing to do with mindset tbh. It improved when my physical health improved.
I had poor digestion, poor sleep (I'm a night owl. I work evenings now) and had uncontrollable stress and anxiety.
It really did improve as I cooked more regularly and exercised more. And tried to find a good routine
Do u have any physical or mental disabilities
Nope
I think the rise in anxiety these days is due to the increased consumption of processed food
Thats very lucky and a great blessing
Iām fine physically, lol
ye
That's only one factor, can't really generalise for someone you don't know the circumstances of
anyways 1 e4
d4 is better
Totally not me playing legal trap always
We can beg to differ
Well yeah ofc. There are miserable successful people lol
- e4


Kinda what started Buddhism
No, im never wrong
C4 gang rise up 
1.f4 
I can't imagine being unhappy anymore if my physical needs are met honestly
I applaud your confidence, or rather narcissism?
im not very literate but my bro budha decided to not give a shit about anything and ascending
and totally not me losing my queen, both rooks, 7 knight and will to live in 3 moves
Im always right because im the best š
That is very misinformative
calliope stop being formal
0.0
smh
Iām sorry
Buddhism is often confused with nihilism but it's more about freeing yourself from attachments.
thats formal.
no comment
ok now bye i gtg
Let me be formal a while, maybe
bye count
Modern society eating processed food led to the historic religion of Buddhism?
I don't follow
This is why ur sad
The Buddha was a rich guy who was unhappy. That's why he sought enlightenment. It's not misinformation.
Goodbye notagoodname
cya
No
Though a lot of Buddhism is based off yogi practices anyway
He was unhappy with the state of society
so he decided to sit under a tree for the rest of his life šÆ
Mood
Truly one of the sigma moments of all time
I should eat something lol
Reject society become monke
facts
being human is too sad and difficult. i wanna jump on trees and eat bananas all day
What's stopping you?
I wouldnt say difficult lol
Animals often do have it harder. Fighting for survival daily
the fact that i am a human and not a monkey .
.
Skill issue 
Even pets, although many live easy lives, many are abused and mistreated
Taxes are harder š
Even humans, although many live easy lives, many are abused and mistreated
how easy would being a cute little kitty be
Well yes but I doubt anyone on discord is living a difficult life lol
You never know
some human would bring u into their house, play with u , feed and u dont have to do anything because ur cute
Iād rather have my neck snapped
Difficult life doesn't mean no internet access
Pretty privilege
Fun fact they do "medical" testing on cats often.
why
Dull and uneventful life
No it doesn't but many people think a difficult life is feeling bored
Thats because youve lived as a human. For cats, just the playing is entertaining enough
Exactly my point
Also, the need to be entertained is because humans are smart
Intelligence is why humans feel anxiety and dread
cats arent smart, they dont need to be entertained
Precisely why Iād rather have intelligence
to feel boredom?
sadness and dread
To feel deeper emotions
I have room temperature iq so I'm fine tbh
deep
There's nothing stopping you picking up a new hobby. You don't need much money.
Social media seems to be making people crave more and more low effort entertainment and I think that's making people miserable. Take a walk outside and just appreciate nature
having hobbies and learning new skills all the time is so amazing

If you genuinely have a hard life, fair enough but I'm not saying it's invalid to be unhappy with an easy life but you can do something about it. Be more mindful. Stop worrying about the future and focus on today
I know you have good intentions but you're really coming across as "just don't be sad it's easy" unironically
When i have time during vacations ill pick something up
yep
Hes saying u should distract urself with hobbies
I know but it's coming across differently
That's unironically how it works though.
it really doesnāt drown anything out to be honest
Thats cause ur room temp iq
It's also not about distracting yourself but, idk. It's hard to teach people mindfulness lol
well there isnt a lot else he can tell u i guess
Once you get it you get it
You're not weak for struggling because we are often taught incorrectly how to be happy
Itās difficult to explain my personal circumstance without prying quite privately
I'm sorry but that's a bad take. Depression and anxiety isn't always a simple issue with lifestyle. There's often biological causes or real traumatic events causing it
explain it to those close to you, irl
People try make lots of money and buy things but once you have things you realise how pointless they are
I do
religion is a great way of being happy
nah I prefer cults
just pray and do good deeds and youll be happy that once u die ur gonna get eternal paradise
Well yes I'm not talking about people with biological causes or trauma.
I mentioned earlier that I think the rise in anxiety is food related. It's quite hard to recover your gut health also
I'm specifically talking about people who's physical needs are met
So who are you addressing
Did bro do an entire monologue
Again, physical needs aren't the only trigger
one of
I think so tbh
its never one factor. theres always many factors that lead to one thing
I hate discussing things like this on the internet because nuance is impossible
Yo.
Like I'm obviously going to be oversimplifying and not covering every aspect
Mindfulness helps a lot of people but ofc it can't help everyone.
Wait wtf which one is the 179
who u?
Exactly, that's why I'm pointing out the issue with generalising such a big issue

?
i have been forgotten
Did I know you?
It's impossible to discuss this sorta thing without generalising online tbh so yes you're correct but it's the only way I can really talk about it and what helped me
yes
Wait why does he seem so vaguely familiar
Sorry, seems that I have been using too much Uranium-179
But yeah if you have trauma obviously mindfulness doesn't work

i thought u forgot about me
If someone says "I'm feeling sad" you can't just say "fix your lifestyle". How is that going to fix the dead parent they hadn't mentioned for example?

I could never forget you dude! How's it going?
Ouch
Im good. where u been bro
long time
did u master python
You seem familiar
My cat died 2 months ago tbh
College is crazy fun dude. I have been very busy.
I was once a regular chatter.
Have you tried dieting?
nice, u got good abs now?
Mhm, yeah

eat ur cat
Unfortunately I have strayed off of chess.
me too lol
One of my relative passed
Is it safe to eat ashes lmao
One way to find out
I am so sorry that happened.
Need to talk?
It probably is actually š
You can probably cook it into food lol
We just had an entire philosophical conversation
Oh wow.
Sure
Oh shit sorry, my example was literally random to point out the issue with the generalising. Sorry for guessing that 
I cant tell whos joking and who isnt
Itās fine many of my relatives passed tbh
There's also an issue with the generalisation that most people who are unhappy can't be happy lol
i can feel u.my grandfathers death was 7 days before my birthday
its been a year now
now im sad even on a fun occasion
?
who says that
With "lol" as well 
lol
Lol
What is this bs, this guy "played" 988 games of rapid in one week, do you realize how much that is, that is on average more than 100 games a day, and lets say on avg they are 15 minutes each, 1500 minutes in one day is not possible, can you get this up the chain somehow?
this happens a lot
I'm ngl when I was unemployed I prolly played more than that
Server mods can't really solve this kinda stuff I think.
but they probably have contact with people with higher responsibilities in the company
1500 minutes a day?
I mean in an autist and fixated on chess. If you play arenas you can play a lot of games even with rapid
Oh I didnāt realize thatās what that number was I was first place with 500 games that means then for a while lol š
who are you talking about?
in general, look at the guy at the top of the leaderboard, 955 rapid games
..that's elo
um
i think
š
It's points
definitely not games played
he is 1329 elo, with 955 points
Oh thatās what I originally thought
Morning yall
Starting my job today so excited
You get 5 points a win I think?
ok not elo, it's probably league points. They have 563 rapid games total played ever
Oh nvm 20
yes yes, I forgot you got more points for rapid, I thought it was amount of games sorry
How strong was your drink?
no worries, you were concerned about somethin fishy lol
halllooooo
Ye if you wanna climb leagues, play arenas imo
Question: did they change the league point system
Hey hru
great
whatcha thinking @void fjord
I haven't played in like 6 months so idk tbh š«
Understandable
moved on
Oh?
How the answer I was about to give no one cares about and is completely irrelevantš
@grim edge
thats just peaking my interest
Fantastic
and?
š
I'm losing the little skill I had
W
Why is the chat so dead
.
brain dead
Think I'm going for the longest losing streak record
What's it at
sure

Ignore the text just look at the cat
15 | 10s
pog
Iām gonna go cry in a corner about how dumb I am now š„²
@void fjord You and me both
What's wrong? :(
Hi everyone
I have been touching grass
CAP you play clash royal
I drew this game because I got low and time and couldn't find mate
.
Mmm we got some walkers!
There is always a drawing chance
not with that position
lol
Nope
sup
i have never stalemated anyone
I wish I had a dog tho
most of my draws are due to repitition or agreement
insufficient material vs time
I got a question, do accidental draws count as choking?
anyone wanna play a game?
thats rare
cuz mostly i play rapid
either i lose in middlegame, due to a blunder
or i make ppl lose in the middlegame, due to tactics
hey chat
hi
how are u
chess is for nerds
im doing ok
thats good whats ur rating man
i maintain an average of several elos
what is ur rating
Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
MƔgico mi dubi dubi
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
MƔgico mi dubi dubi
Bum
connect ur account using /connect
yw
Ahh cool
ur gay
Hello
stop spamming unity
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she is above the age of consent buddy
hi
i havent pinged mods..?
fax
its crazy how ppl can beef over anything
hello young man with a low elo
ik man im tryna get to at least 1700 before may because theres the state championship
Hey guys i want to wish you all a Happy Christmas. Discord is full of copypasted Christmas messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best hockey team i've ever played with.
LMAO i just wanted to check his profile cause i thought his rating was high
locked out L
who me/
all of them were justified
whyd eric get locked out
2023 recap hahaha
cheating
whats yalls go to opening
o
cheated
italian, sicilian
dub dub
who's eric?
Nf3 g3 Bg2 
i like the center game and the sicilian
Queen's Gambit Opening, Zukertort Chigorin variation,
who here is high fide?
is 1500 high?

i also love the englund gambit
Oh hell nah, i hate that
i love it sm
everytime somebody plays d4 i get excited
lolol
can we play one friendly ?
cause most the time they accept my gambit and blunder their bishop
Everyone
try englund gambit with me
sure ofc we can
The new Discord update sucks š¤®
Ok whats ur username
@desert nimbus ok can you tell me how they get your fide rating. I played 7 games against rated opponents with a performance of 1700 so will I get a rating of 1700 ( i was rated 0 at the start)
kstarsucksatchess
i send challenge
fr lol
atleast its for a good cause
yea
Who wants to play?
send friend request firs
I sent challenge
send me challange
um, hindus can't eat beef, so thats offensive to hinduism 
aw man goodgame
Guys how to improve to 1000 (ik itās stupid to ask) I often donāt know what to play after middle game and the openings I know is only Indian king defence , carokann,queens gambit and London system
ur really good
caro is ass
lol ggs, problem with englund gambit is, u take ur queen out early and likely gonna lose
real
Why do I find romance cringe
thanks for the tip ill try and work on that
because u will never b loved
yea
gg next
np buddy
bro said buddy
do puzzles and look for tactics in game, treat positions like its a puzzle
Any books or vid recommendations
What do you think love means
yeah we're buddys
whats wrong with saying buddy, Buddy ?
Ya I do puzzles often and I got ratings around 1800
buddy
š
my puzzle rating is 1600
Says the one that doesn't know what love is?
get higher
but i still play like a 800
Nothing wrong with wanting to improve. Your middle game plans often revolve around the opening you play, so try to look into the ideas of it. These ideas also come from reviewing ur own games and, well simply playing more
Maybe cause I play games less cause I need more time
who wants to play bullet ?
whatās your blitz rating
Me
send challange on dm
Like 1700. I dont really play blitz
lol ok
Send
Stick to rapid
i dont what the funny part is of this video
Any new openings recommended
Tf sort of question is thay
Nah, dont overthink ur openings. Just as long as its not losing
Is 15/10 rapid game good for improvement
italian, sicilian
IDK SORRY
Hi fake texan
Or I need longer
Its fine
OBVIOUSLY YEAH
Ya I know sum Italian but I donāt really use them cause opponent knew how to counter them
When I was new to chess I spent too much time learning opening prep tbh when I should have focused on blundering less and tactics. As well as understanding when its good to trade and when it's bad to trade
Texans do not send the videos you send
kstarsucksatchess
you know what I mean
Well dont š„±
check dm
I am pretty good at endgame cause puzzle is pretty much endgame style
š¤
Wdym counter? What variations of italian are you playing
is that a death threat?
My ex is getting me an abba vinyl
Nah you're a stinky Californian
How to knew when to trade , do u have any recommended vids
counter your opponents counters
bro I only know englund gambit, bongcloud, barnes opening fools mate š
literally play chess
But what if your opponent counters your counter
Resign
Chess is for nerds
5k to play against nepo is insane
But what if * you cannot resign till 20 moves into the game *
Only one variation the bishop and knight one , I dont really study Italian
leave your computer
Go take a walk idk be a human
I can't iv been trying for 5 years
I don't sadly. Gothamchess's book is pretty informative but idk if he has videos on it
Im still a hardstuck 900
But what if you don't have a computer

wtf does that even mean
The point is not knowing many openings , itās knowing and understanding the openings šØšæāš¦³
ok
I got to 1300 so 1500 is my next goal haha. I feel like I'm a long way off though
Traxler is garbage
Nah forget that š«¤
I need to practice englund gambit
yeah no I play like one chess game per day and I've been losing since last week

I'll play it in 1 minute on lichess
1 min ? O hell na, i need 10 min rapid
ok lets do that
You can watch chessmood or some YouTube videos, but in general don't trade pieces unless you are lacking space or your opponent is attacking, normally when you trade one of your opponent piece will come to a good square which you shouldn't allow if possible and try to make it possible if it's your pieces
The legend of Zelda breath of the wild
Do you remember ? & Epilogue
it's gotta be on lichess, i'll dm you a link?
š¤Æ
ight fam
Yes it is
Wait Milu is here
i got destroyed cuz of engLUND gambit
ITS A REAL WOMAN
is that a death threat
Hi papi
Yeah bro wayward queen on top š„š„š„
so i need to Practicee

Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
MƔgico mi dubi dubi
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
MƔgico mi dubi dubi
Bum
dangerous u
Wayward queen is more playable than englund
Sup mateš
beautiful
Noted
Dyum
True statement. Though ur comparing garbage to dumpster garbage
I want chess piece fr
is that a death threat
Nice chess set
Yes daddy
Englund is just -1
Yea chess is an art. It is a investment
Its just playing for 1 cheap trick
hi whiz
I'd beat you
I don't have any friends to play chess with
So you love me huh
Chippi Chippi
Wryyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
What's ur elo?
I can do lichess
huh
ccs invite links are wack
Cats are sacred
Nothing in particular, I just like to annoy hairy men when online and nothing to do
Why does the sight matter
Thatās the problem for modern society, not many people are willing to learn chess if nobody invite them and teach them. Iām glad one of my friend invited me and now Iām obsessed with it
Hairy men 
wgat tge
900 and 1600 are like the same thing
ong
Criminals say they ain't the criminals
Yh I'd beat both of them
I offer to teach people chess all the time but they always decline lol
ur unconnected shut up
šŖ still going
Wee relatable
Teach me
Well I meant irl lol
why's ur name ok guys im straight
If you're already in this chat I can't provide much insight
Imagine connecting 

Wait ur straight?
@normal hatch
if u gon talk like that at LEAST connect some account
EVERYDAY
you freak
What's hurt more blundering or a fork ? 
Avg bullet game
You are not?
š¦®
Cool mate
lol gay
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Makima goes inside him
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Beautiful fork
Oh lesbian?
What's so wrong with being gay, just admit
gae men spotted
and checkmate
that is a beautiful chessboard set! is it a QGD position?
Got back to 2k on cc
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Time to not play rated for a while
bi?
Hello chat
Your pronouns says otherwise
Damm didn't the opponent see that ?
if i can be whatever i want can i be homophobic
Coming..
he played a3
Pride pawn
Idk whatās a GDQ position but it is queens gambit
I will gladly
So are you a non binary female male hybrid?
why were people accusing u of being gay, must've said some gay sht
as a homophobic i can comfirm my pronouns are homophopic
Wait what don't you have pride pawn
A trick question?
mama mia

she does tho no?
Good emoji tho
But your roles? I'm not one to judge so just say that your gay
U just give off gay vibes tbf
I see thatās why
Pluhnouns
You watch rent a girlfriend
when
@lone zenith Hamood habibi hamood

when black refuse to take c4 pawn, it's Queen's Gambit Declined (or QGD)
Jk btw
Stream it in a vc
LES GOOO š„š„š„
@grim edge keep ur promise
Yup
You don't?
dam the mods have struck
r i p
Yay
i love you bro
:3
Nuh uh
i dont

they got the "buy 1 get all free" pronouns š
its ur turn next
Bad ending
They/them I donāt get it till this day wtf is they them pronouns
You gonna join unity
thanks I didnt realize what eyepath meant
W
its like they wanna be significant but can't no matter how hard they try
Damn I thought they timed out š
its too late
mods
Now you do
I'm not gonna comment on any of this since I don't wish to be muted, not risking it since I'm on my third strike, I just nought some time by giving deepocean nitrom
WAIT CHESS GAME BEFORE REPORTING ME PLEASE š š„ŗ
What
and ur turn next
that might get you banned
mods did it
who wants to play bullet ?
thats pronounophobia š¤
mee
no last wish for u
Why homophobia
send challange on dm
nuh uh thas proracism
<@&745328830649991179> a lot of this behavior in chat recently, immsure you have noticed but just in case

nerd
Snitch
Nu uh

I identify as blitzkrieg
Dont ping mods for your individual entertainment
well its an anime girl pfp so yeah good job on pinging mods
Ayo?
I'm not
get the anime pfp out of here
Canāt take a joke
I stay
gay tank
Wuddup people
tank's gay
Gojo better
Yo who just said they want to stick their rook in my back rank and mate me?š
womp
Me
I don't consent
i gagged irl after this. š
The freak
thats crazy š
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Ok bbg your rizz worked on me @minor owl
shit im sorry server mods please dont ban me
siuu mods on a roll today
hi
Damn š»āāļø
Wht did u say bro
I thought swearing was banned
U always say the most unhinged stuff
Bro said swearing š
no its not bitch
F word?
thats banned
Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
MƔgico mi dubi dubi
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
MƔgico mi dubi dubi
Bum
Lmao
unfortunately
nvm
Yeah i see
only tame swear words. shit bitch ass
Damn this cat is everywhere
the cool ones not allowed š
I have a speech in front of the whole college, what do I do
Dork
do the griddy
give a speech?
Skibidi fortnite
leave
Take a sick leave
š š
oh you mean kai cenat ohio gyatt domino's pizza with pineapple ?
Im in your walls
nah wtf
Come out im lonely
I'm gonna make a meme
I thank thou for bestowing upon me such magnificent piece of advice.
actually thats kinda romantic š„°
ok ill come out. Im gay
Go back inside

I can't, I take one more leave and my attendence would be the shittiest in the whole campus
Oh hi there back im Kai
Bro thought they found their soulmate
That's skill issue
hell no
i dont want unity
same
IT WTF???
Nick Fury got offended by that
ā ļø
man why are you still mad at me
ur definitely getting locked out blud
Why is this guy still not timed out like wtf
What did he say
don't send weird gifs please
suspicious gif
they can't its JoJo
I missed out shit
im sorry basty š š
the jojo fandom will come after em
Some Jojo Action
Basty 
;- tf I ltierally sent a love yourself gif
good
what openings did y'all use at 1000 elo, im curious on what y'all used
Get timed out again
im not there yet
give hamoods timeout to unity pls

Canāt remember. It was either scotch or vienna
keep on dude, my peak was 1010 but after I stopped playing for almost a year I'm back at 853
ruy lopez (im 900)
Italian
welp, time to stop using the London system
h4
good decision
can't think of a good opening for white
i think id play ruy lopez tho i still do
I alr use caro kann in black which is one of my successful openings
ck is dope
i love your profile bro
Play gucci piano or whatever it was
okay, I guess it's time to watch 50 minute theory video on ruy lopez

lol what
wait lemme dm u a cool 10 min vid on ruy its e p i c
The funs over
what's that?? 
You can watch hanging pawns its amazing
gucci piano

Weren't you that human being with hilarious laughs
This thing š
Yeah?
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The Ruy Lopez is a chess opening that's played by Magnus Carlsen, Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov. It's one of the strongest chess openings and it...
try this one
Hospitals classify me as mentally ill š£ļøš„š„š„š„
ohh, I get to see that often š
Gucci piano is boring tbh

Gucci
therapists classify you as undiagnosable
I am NOT going down to 700, I just beat one and it's so funny seeing them blunder even on the openings lol
You can literally be a 1400 easily if you dont blunder and play solidly
Hi everyone
Can confirm I still blunder at 1200 lol
getting anxious about the tournament on dec. 30 though. I don't think I have much time in preparing and coming back to improving at my old state
bruh.... I went from somewhat 856 to 713
Mario
Guys, a mosquito is as small compared to you as you are compared to the empire state building
it really aint
us
You straight?
1700 rapid is 500 blitz?
it depends, it could be 1500 or it could be 1200/1300
it's kinda difficult in not blundering especially since I just cameback after my almost 1 year break and inactivity in chess (and other stuff)
Alr got it
Sus
def aint that low
Its so easy to not blunder just develop the pieces and slowly make your position better im talking about rapid ofc
So it is pretty crazy
im still joining that tournament in December 30 no matter what my elo is. don't care if I'd lose or not even win a single match. what's important is that I've participated
easy to tell, but difficult to practice
pretty much yea
What tournament
Ok 1413
finna get that consolation prize š„
nice wordsss, that sounds like the chess quote of the day ahahah, lol
Just look at the whole board twice everytime you make a move (not like I do)
chess tournament in some library lol
You sure are brave i wont do any tournaments until im 1800 or sum
Ohh gl
yoooo, how did u guess my rapid ratinggg
deadass, opportunity is opportunity, don't let it slide
1800 chess.com??
this is my third one lol
Hax(Click on my profile>apps>chess.com profile)
do lichess ratings actually matter ?
idk
Ofc
I play on lichess sometimes, 1400 dudes don't seem 1400
Yeah I donāt think elo matters much as u get practice from tournaments anyway
Lichess talks is prohibited in this server
Apparently 1500 rapid is 2100 lichess
oooooohh, now i seee, thanks bro
politics š
I thought it was like a 200 point difference
Same
Lichess ratings inflated or smth
this is not true
yeah
yes
yes
wait actually
yes man
i restarted playing recently
I just wanna rolly rolly rolly with a dab of ranch
yes, you are better than the average american š„
like after 4-5 months
yeah I just cameback from chess aswell
what, i was just talking with @silent quest
mine was a 10 months break(to be exact)
he probably plays more on lichess
I came back to chess once they did that clash royale Nd chess colabq
same i started gettin serious like 2 weeks ago
hope
yeah ik i meant to reply to someone else. my bad
well i am not american but sounds good to be better than american
nothing bro
Wild
Yeah true
how
i restarted last week gonna climb to like 1200 this time
gl with that mate
thanks
acha
It's not like the knight is trapped
why would anyone ever play that move
well you can go back
Idk
Knight check wins the game for black
my last tournament was a wild one. 1 win 1 loss. 2 matches then it's already the winner and losers bracket. I was supposed to be on winners bracket since I lost the first match BUT won the second one, which according to rules was allowed but idk I was put on losers bracket which we never got to play anymore lol
Wait no white
also what about f3
it was a short tournament so I can't blame it
What about f3
ur mum
I'm in your walls
Understood
Went to a similar tournament for the first time like a week ago, won 2 games drew one and lost one, was my first uscf tournament
I just started chess can anyone review my games and see what i can do better?
chipi chipi chapa chapa
i just downloaded the video ahahah
































































1. d4 d5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Nf3 Bf5 4. Bf4 e6 5. e3 Bd6 6. Bd3 Bxf4 7. exf4 Bxd3 8. Qxd3 Nc6 9. O-O Qe7 10. f5 e5 11. dxe5 Nxe5 12. Nxe5 Qb4 13. Rfe1 O-O-O 14. Nxf7 Rhe8 15. Nxd8 Rxe1+ 16. Rxe1 Kxd8 17. Qe3 d4 18. Qd3 Kc8 19. a3 Qxb2 20. Nd1 Qa1 21. g4 g6 22. Re6 Nxg4 23. Re8+ Kd7 24. fxg6 hxg6 25. Qxg6 Qxd1+ 26. Kg2 Ne3+ 27. fxe3 Qe2+ 28. Kg3 Qe1+ 29. Kf3 Qf1+ 30. Ke4 Qc4 31. Rh8 Qxc2+ 32. Ke5 Qxg6 33. exd4 Qd6+ 34. Kf5 Qxd4 35. Rh7+ Kd6 36. Rh6+ Kd5 37. Rh5 Qe5+ 38. Kg6 Qxh5+ 39. Kxh5 c5 40. Kg4 Kd4 41. Kf3 Kd3 42. h4 c4 43. Kf2 Kd2 44. h5 c3 45. h6 c2 46. h7 c1=Q 47. h8=Q Qe1+ 48. Kf3 Qe3+ 49. Kg4 Qe2+ 50. Kf5 Qf3+ 51. Ke5 Qc3+
could've won the rook but naw
yea ofc
Can you pls fix my mind after I got my lobotomy
wanna see how we started out ?
He doesn't know how to play it š
since i am a sicilian player, i thought i would just play sicilian setup
against bird
Interesting how none of y'all are taking the centre and playing with flank pawns šæ
hello everyone š
lol i punished him later after taking the center
Take the centre fr
pineapple juice
Bomboclat
ew ...
