💬〡general-off-topic

[viral orbit]

How do you get friends?

[grim edge]

Don't probe too deep

[grim edge]

You can't

[grim edge]

dont ask me. i am not friendly

[viral orbit]

Yep i expected it

Chess is my only source of joy

[grim edge]

Joy is misery

Cats are alright but dogs are awesome

[viral orbit]

I don't think i have any friends it feels like i only talk to people

[grim edge]

Ive never had a pet

U dont need friends in life

[shell pulsar]

I’m stuck at 500💀

[grim edge]

i killed my fish too

Stick to the family and the family outside of family

[shell pulsar]

Any advice

[grim edge]

No

Win games

[viral orbit]

Can yall recommend books

[solid cairn]

Disconnect your ego

[grim edge]

It was the only one i liked

[viral orbit]

About chess and about physiological

[shell pulsar]

Huh?

[grim edge]

Killing a fish is much more sensible

[grim edge]

Why physiological, you got into a car crash or something?

[solid cairn]

thats the advice disconnect your ego

[shell pulsar]

From what

Disconnect it from what

[solid cairn]

frim your learning expierience

i think i mispelled that

[viral orbit]

Nothing it's just an interest

[grim edge]

Heres a spider in fluid sitting for 3 weeks

[solid cairn]

car crash = super fun rollar coster defeniutyly recomend trying

[grim edge]

@viral orbit Yasser Seirwan's Winning Chess series is decent.

[viral orbit]

Alr thanks 🙏

Where is it available?

[grim edge]

Kind of a random thing to do to a spider lol

[dim agate]

Anything by Mark Dvoretsky

[grim edge]

It's dead

[viral orbit]

Thanks, where is it available?

[grim edge]

Well i coulda guessed that but the fluid part

eBay or Amazon

[grim edge]

So it is sterile and doesn't decompose

Ohh that’s actually kind of interesting

Some kind of experiment

[grim edge]

Not really

[rain trout]

Shut up @worn ice

[primal fern]

come to australia

[grim edge]

I have 3 sitting in test tubes i can give u one

[rain trout]

I'm Albert hater

[dim agate]

I just read them in my local club but ig you can buy them online

[rain trout]

Number one

[grim edge]

U just woke up one day and said lemme kill this spider and put it in fluid for three weeks 💀

Spell my fcking name right

[rain trout]

I ask myself this question every day

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-destroy-all-monsters-kumonga-crawl-crawling-gif-27593406

[crystal jewel]

what the shit?

[viral orbit]

Alr tysm

[grim edge]

womp womp

[viral orbit]

Alr tysm

[rain trout]

Bro

W

[grim edge]

Bet ima get 720

[crystal jewel]

is this year in review bugged it says my best win is against a FM who I never beat

[grim edge]

Currently on 58

[grim edge]

It is

it displays the highest rated opponent u played against

[crystal jewel]

same for puzzles?

[grim edge]

I believe so

[outer mirage]

does anyone wanna do a round of chess

[grim edge]

No

[outer mirage]

😔

[dim agate]

Me

What time control?

[grim edge]

Chess is banned in this server

[outer mirage]

any

[outer mirage]

oh

[crystal jewel]

what streak did yall get in the year in review

[dim agate]

K

DM

[grim edge]

Chess is abysmally boring

fr

[solid cairn]

i just saw a YouTube video with the title "jew reacts to offensive south park jokes" and its a image of h1tler in south park and the guy is flabbergasted

[grim edge]

[solid cairn]

and his youtube name is jewboi

hes milking his own race's horrifying past for money 💀

[dreamy pivot]

No way I get banned from Gotham chess discord because he is scared to 1v1 smh

[solid cairn]

:sku

what

[dreamy pivot]

?

[fallen valley]

Do you mean you spammed requests to play someone and got banned for being annoying?

[twin moon]

Ok but I would watch

[stable mirage]

anyone know this person

[dreamy pivot]

nah

[solid cairn]

ok ill sendthe link

[twin moon]

Something seems fishy about this joke

[grim edge]

Fake, no one from Australia is above 2000

[dreamy pivot]

I pinged him and these kids banned me like he would even care. I imagine he is scared because I am 2200

[solid cairn]

BRO HE HAS A WHOLE NETWORK OF VIDEOS

[dreamy pivot]

yes i see

[solid cairn]

BASED AROPUND HIM MILKING WW2

[dreamy pivot]

Werent you in that server? Please re-add me, I will not do it again trust me

[harsh mortar]

I know that person. PLayed them more then a dozen times

[stable mirage]

kk

[fossil palm]

e

[dreamy pivot]

Let us 1v1 friend to get me back in the server?

[stable mirage]

bro I don’t have that power

[dreamy pivot]

Well then I will 1v1 whoever does have power!

Please @stable mirage

[grim edge]

hewwo

[stable mirage]

I really don’t think they care just appeal like a normal person idk

[grim edge]

Gotham got a dc server?

[stable mirage]

yes

[dreamy pivot]

How? I am banned

[grim edge]

didnt know

i got banned on many server

[stable mirage]

good question

[grim edge]

on this server i got timeout 7th time

[dreamy pivot]

Ok so contact anyone who can unban me and tell them to please

[grim edge]

on wut dc server?

[dreamy pivot]

gotham chess

[grim edge]

oh

i can help you

[dreamy pivot]

That would be great

[grim edge]

ok can u send me the invite

[dreamy pivot]

Do whatever you can thanks

[void fjord]

I think I’ve been warned possibly that’s pretty impressive

[grim edge]

I like grob

[dreamy pivot]

Invite?

[grim edge]

no no silly me i can just searchd it

[dreamy pivot]

huh?

lol

[grim edge]

only 10?

dude i got banned on a mc cpvp server

[stable mirage]

only 10? I got 0

[grim edge]

Imma count

cause beat the server on a mc server

[dreamy pivot]

Who is highest rated here, I will beat them surely

[grim edge]

owner

[grim edge]

Hikaru in disguise:

[dreamy pivot]

oh really

[stable mirage]

probably bortnyk

[dreamy pivot]

youre a bad person

[void fjord]

Wait are you allowed to show those?

[grim edge]

dude

[dreamy pivot]

He will fall.. Isnt he GM though?

[grim edge]

i got banned cause saying ppl are sexist

[copper scaffold]

[grim edge]

and the other person sayin was a girl werent even got timeout

like tf

[dreamy pivot]

jit speak English

that does not make sense lol

[grim edge]

the sexist was just a joke tho

[dreamy pivot]

my days

[void fjord]

Oh Jesus

[stable mirage]

yes he is slightly stronger than you are

[grim edge]

Oh almost same 12 warns

[shy pike]

not me

[grim edge]

ye we were just messin around and thne got timeout

only me not her tho

ohk

[dreamy pivot]

Ok so in the range of beatable. Just tell him Voyager asked to 1v1 and he will know

[grim edge]

asked Gotham?

[dreamy pivot]

No whoever Sirius is talking about

[grim edge]

Im 100

1v1 me

[dreamy pivot]

For you, please get me unbanned in Gotham server @grim edge

[grim edge]

IM RN

[dreamy pivot]

How is it possible to be 100 man

[dreamy pivot]

❤️

[dreamy pivot]

You realize a monkey could surpass 100 elo right?

[grim edge]

Stfu

[dreamy pivot]

Im joking bud relax

dw

[grim edge]

bruh i found a 600 that were far more ass than 100

Dont say real facts

[dreamy pivot]

What are u, swedish?

[grim edge]

Im naturalizated norwegian

weak

[dreamy pivot]

Magnus in disguise????

uh oh

[grim edge]

SHHHH

Mf

[grim edge]

I wish I was more weak

Mods are sensible

[dreamy pivot]

peeps to soft nowadays

[grim edge]

sorry @dreamy pivot i cant

[crystal jewel]

is there a limit on username character count on chess.com?

[dreamy pivot]

No problem at all g. What did they say though?

[grim edge]

same

dude the mod are a like a tiger a bit

He loves me, i use nimzowitch

[stable mirage]

no, you’re allowed to have infinite characters

[grim edge]

they say ur were like threaten or prob tryna do a fake vids

[shy pike]

https://lichess.org

[grim edge]

i was like negawhat

Yes

[dreamy pivot]

😂 Tell them im 2200 and they will unban

[stable mirage]

do you prefer playing white or black

[crystal jewel]

when you abort too much 🗿

[grim edge]

yeh i just did

[grim edge]

OMG MODS MODS HE SAID THE N WORD!!!!

and they said average 2200 user

[stable mirage]

what openings do you play

[grim edge]

chill im mixed

[stable mirage]

against sici?

[grim edge]

and yep imma get my 8th timeout

[dreamy pivot]

Ask one of them if i can 1v1 for a spot back in the server

[grim edge]

My cat is black but that doesn’t mean i am allowed to say it

[grim edge]

ayo chill i didnt say a direct ii

[shy pike]

did your cat birth you?

[grim edge]

or hard er i even got the pass

[grim edge]

nope same fate got banned

[dreamy pivot]

bruh

[grim edge]

Not that i know of

[dreamy pivot]

thats gay

[shy pike]

mk irrelevant example then

[grim edge]

lil about 15 mins and then he said i were your alts

[void fjord]

Awwwweeeee

[dreamy pivot]

No way

[stable mirage]

ru trolling lol

[grim edge]

im fr

[stable mirage]

mf didn’t join the server

[grim edge]

i know

[dreamy pivot]

wat

[grim edge]

but i direct msg the staff

[stable mirage]

ah of course

[grim edge]

they respond were like a damn cheetah

[grim edge]

Staff só bad that they use grob BIRD variant

[stable mirage]

which staff member

[dreamy pivot]

How do they think my profile could associate with a name like Cwuteeenn (no offense)????

[grim edge]

random w the dc user pfp

i thik i DM all of them

and only 1 responded

[grim edge]

not the grob

we talk like a bit word

and then when i confroted him

[dreamy pivot]

Well most appriceated for trying, really. I am going to get of now but thanks

[grim edge]

we were talkin and then when i mention

he gave reason and then block me

[dreamy pivot]

f

[grim edge]

wc

imma play some game

[copper scaffold]

I am playing like trash

[stable mirage]

it’s okay

at least you realize it

[copper scaffold]

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-wild-life-cam-twitch-wildlife-eating-gif-24541818

I will set my pets upon you

Till you get good!

[viral epoch]

Okay

[void fjord]

Okay

[grim edge]

Okay

[stable mirage]

okaY

[crystal jewel]

lol 0%

[stable mirage]

tf

doubt those numbers are accurate

it would be hard to be that bad at the caro

[sage light]

Any orthoshnapp french players

[frozen jolt]

I hit 900 :0

morphs into magnus

[grim edge]

Shit

[serene thicket]

yo

How tf do you do this?

I have hw lol

[void fjord]

50 50 right?💀

[serene thicket]

Okay thanks

[kindred tusk]

I have a 1900 Rating in real life, my Chess.com ELO is
Blitz: 2209
Rapid:2003
Bullet: 1825
I just started playing on the app a few months ago. Why do people mistake me for a cheater? I don't even know how people can cheat in chess

Wait wrong channel

I think

[peak plank]

💀

[dreamy compass]

the white represents extracellular kid. It has far less water concentration than inside the cell. water will flow from inside the cell to outside the cell.

[kindred tusk]

Probably because i have a winning streak of 47?

[void fjord]

Woah get it brother!

[kindred tusk]

Well i play a ton of bots

[worthy yarrow]

💀

real.

[kindred tusk]

I have no clue

[serene thicket]

so if it has a higher concentration inside it will flow out and vice versa?

[void fjord]

Yeah which one is your favorite to play?

[worthy yarrow]

@kindred tusk Has your account on chess.com been closed before?

[dreamy compass]

yeah water will move from area of higher concentration to lower concentration

[serene thicket]

Wait is hyper when it moves out? Or is that hypo

I have a cell test tomorrow

for science class

[kindred tusk]

I mostly play the engine, i adjust the elo level when I'm at an advantage or a disadvantage

[kindred tusk]

I forgot the password on my troll account

[kindred tusk]

i don't have premium for the adaptive natasha

[void fjord]

Ok so say this person was cheating how does that actually effect you personally like fr it’s not a big deal people who say they have a high rating obviously just want to feel like they’ve accomplished something great and want people to congratulate them for it (attention) and want to have a sense of control and think that’s alright.🙂 But since we don’t actually have real proof idk if we should be making accusations..

[void fjord]

Wow

[kindred tusk]

I played in some tournaments at our school. I recently won our District meet here in the Philippines

[twin moon]

Boosted back to 1785 with relative ease so I know I’m not decreasing in skill atleast

[worthy yarrow]

it's not that deep I'm just asking

[kindred tusk]

Where can i send our scoreboard here so y'all can see? I'm new here lmao

[rustic mirage]

Not gonna lie I've been like not doing enough practicing. As a 1600, I still have a beginners knowledge on endgames. It's also so tough to balance that and work/gym

[worthy yarrow]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @kindred tusk, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[kindred tusk]

Thanks

[echo kestrel]

Yeah but yk what is accurate? This

[echo kestrel]

Show account rn

Show account rn and I'll tell ya

[worthy yarrow]

How do you find this?

[echo kestrel]

Troll account? So you have broken TOS before

[stable mirage]

the

[echo kestrel]

Uhh yeah.. 20000+ games and I've never had a winstreak half that good

[kindred tusk]

Not really a troll account

How do i explain it

[echo kestrel]

Username of your account rn

Not troll, your main

I can tell you rn my opinion of whether or not I think you're cheating

Oh god...

Wowwww...

Heck yeahhh

[stable geode]

Hikaru win candidates when

[ornate ivy]

Where’s you find that

[echo kestrel]

Lollll my stats are so cracked

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/year-in-chess

[subtle cloak]

I should've been a chef

[ornate ivy]

Didn’t work

[normal hinge]

Doesn't work

[worthy yarrow]

you need to be in chesscom beta

[echo kestrel]

Ohhhhh never knew that

Thank god I'm in it lol

I remember seeing it for the first time like right when it came out lol

I believe only 5,000 people are in it, right?

[worthy yarrow]

@ornate ivy @normal hinge

[echo kestrel]

I can check for you, I can check anybody's

[ornate ivy]

Ah

[ornate ivy]

Sure check Moonwarrior_1

[echo kestrel]

Kk

[ornate ivy]

I don’t do beta because the game analysis sucks

At least it used too

[echo kestrel]

Wow.. @ornate ivy

Your best friend is literally just a door

[ornate ivy]

Lmfao @sour plinth

[normal hinge]

Yeah, I have to participate in community forums

[stable mirage]

more joined since they added the recap

just to see it early

[echo kestrel]

Alr here's all your coolest stuff, lmk if you wanna see anything else

[echo kestrel]

Ahhh I see

[echo kestrel]

Ohh lol didn't realize we get this early

[ornate ivy]

I didn’t even play much chess in 2023 too 💀

[stable mirage]

doesn’t show for normal yet

[echo kestrel]

Lolll yeah 💀

Bro there's this dude who I know who tryhards chess and bro has almost double my streak... I thought my streak was high.. 💀

[ornate ivy]

Who was my highest win

[echo kestrel]

Typa

[worthy yarrow]

it's glitched

[ornate ivy]

Dang

[echo kestrel]

Wow Hikaru doesn't even tryhard it

[worthy yarrow]

it just shows the highest rated player you played

[echo kestrel]

LOL yeah it is, my highest win was a 2700 I lost to

[echo kestrel]

Yep

[ornate ivy]

Oh rip

Probs was Pranav then

[echo kestrel]

Lol that's why it's beta for a reason

[stable mirage]

bruh my highest played is <2600

[ornate ivy]

How

[echo kestrel]

Lol I played some cheating 2700 in a tournament/arena or something once

But other than that it's like 2350ish

[ornate ivy]

Oh nvm it was ManuDavid

[echo kestrel]

Notice how this guy never said his user smh

Legit pressed the dude for his user multiple times and that's right when he dipped

[fallen valley]

Connect your account

[echo kestrel]

Lol gl getting him to do that

[brittle coral]

Chess.com has some beef with russia

[stable mirage]

what’s your fide profile

[brittle coral]

How do you see this

[echo kestrel]

It's the newest big war, chess.com vs Russia

[grim edge]

I like turtles

[fallen valley]

What's your fide profile

[fallen valley]

I understood that reference

[grim edge]

And for that you're the best.

[stable mirage]

I don’t especially feel like doxxing myself until I’m at least NM

[worthy yarrow]

wHaT's YoUr FiDe 🤓

[ornate ivy]

[echo kestrel]

@brittle coral

[worthy yarrow]

if your name isn't on your profile stfu

[stray swallow]

Are u an IM or gm?

[fallen valley]

But I wanna see it nowwww

[brittle coral]

How

[stable mirage]

.-.

[echo kestrel]

Well hmm.. maybe you could ask the staff whose luckily here

Unlike most times when no mods are on for hours

[worthy yarrow]

no

[ornate ivy]

Yes he is

[brittle coral]

@staff

[grim edge]

@ servermods i like turtles

[worthy yarrow]

also who even cares about fide everyone knows chess.com bullet rating is all that matters

[empty wave]

ᜑᜒᜎᜓ

[dim ridge]

HOW IS THIS NOT BRILLIANT

[echo kestrel]

Dude chess.com bullet means NOTHING compared to daily 960 smh

[empty wave]

ᜃᜌᜒᜐᜆ

[dim ridge]

GUYS

[fallen valley]

Who's*

[empty wave]

ᜏᜏ᜔

[fallen valley]

Millie pretending that she has ever calculated

[dim ridge]

Dude

[dim ridge]

@fallen valley

[fallen valley]

Don't ping me for no reason

[empty wave]

ᜂᜃᜓ

[dim ridge]

My bad

Can u tell me why it’s not brilliant

[empty wave]

ᜑᜑᜑᜑ

[echo kestrel]

Most likely because you were already way winning, that happens sometimes

[empty wave]

I hope someone understands me

[echo kestrel]

If you're already up a queen or something the engine doesn't care about you sacking a piece cuz you're still way up even if it's bad

[dim ridge]

Oh

[empty wave]

[echo kestrel]

Yeah just like the engine can say excellent when you hang a piece when up a queen lol

[minor spoke]

Hi im back!

[echo kestrel]

Hi back, I'm dad!

[rigid geyser]

[fluid stirrup]

does anyone wanna play

[empty wave]

ᜈᜓ᜶

[ornate ivy]

Test

Ok linked that account nice

[minor spoke]

Wait r u actually wcm

[empty wave]

ᜑᜒᜎᜓ

[echo kestrel]

What do you think..?

[minor spoke]

No like she doesnt have the titled role

So i was wondering

[stable mirage]

ong

[minor spoke]

Where r u getting these from 💀

[grim edge]

The servers knows me for these kind of stuff at this point..

[minor spoke]

Lmao ig lol

[sage light]

how to fix Chest pain when laughing

[minor spoke]

Laugh harder, then u won't feel chest pain at some point

[sage light]

Horrid advice

[obtuse hull]

Punch it?

[minor spoke]

Ok wth

[sage light]

wtf

[crystal jewel]

nice

[crystal jewel]

https://www.chess.com/year-in-chess

[crystal jewel]

wait mine is funny lmao

[minor spoke]

Ok my turn

[minor spoke]

Why sicilian

[ornate ivy]

[worthy yarrow]

huh I can't find that section there

[minor spoke]

OK im sorry lmao

[worthy yarrow]

oh well

[storm sandal]

Hi bozos

I like balloons

[merry kraken]

how is it 0%

[storm sandal]

I SAID I LIKE BALLOONS

[minor spoke]

R u high

[normal hatch]

Took too much helium

[brittle cosmos]

[fiery beacon]

omg!!! i told you not to leak my selfie smh

[twin moon]

Jesus Christ finally

I kept having winning positions then blundering for no reason against him lmao

[ornate ivy]

Wdym

[foggy loom]

Who doesn't!

[hasty trail]

Hello

[foggy loom]

Is that one of the bots?

[minor spoke]

Me lol

[foggy loom]

Waaaht?!

[minor spoke]

I was questioning cuz u didnt have role

[ornate ivy]

Ah

It’s ok 🙏

[reef fern]

kings pawn 1.83

💀

[crystal jewel]

cuz i transit into scotch game idk

[reef fern]

evident by the fact that ur scotch is 0 percent for leaving book first

[echo kestrel]

One of the coolest positions I've ever had (we both just got queens)

[frank nest]

isnt black losing its queen in 2 moves

[reef fern]

why is it cool

[echo kestrel]

Hehe maybe

[echo kestrel]

Cuz it's queen vs queen and winning

It's almost always a draw in these endgames

[reef fern]

is it a skewer

[echo kestrel]

Yess

[reef fern]

on the a file

[frank nest]

Qb8+, Qa8+

[reef fern]

b8 yeah i was looking at c7

[echo kestrel]

@reef fern Alr fine, if you don't think that's cool, let me show you something even cooler

You've prob seen this position, but after 21000ish games, I finally got it in a game of mine

[reef fern]

cool

[echo kestrel]

Yay

[frozen jolt]

Oh em gee is that checkers

I love checkersss

[echo kestrel]

Ooooo anyone else seen this?

[frozen jolt]

Wait you could castle like that?

[echo kestrel]

LOL everyone was clicking the king then wanting to move the rook and accidentally castling, happened to me

[frozen jolt]

I always thought it was just pulling the queen

[echo kestrel]

Yeppp, it's awful to do though

[frozen jolt]

King*

[frozen jolt]

I bet

Dang im almost at 1000

[reef fern]

thats already the way it is innit

[echo kestrel]

Lol nah

[frozen jolt]

INNIT

[echo kestrel]

Also what's funny is they removed it as a move, but you can still premove it that way LOL

[frozen jolt]

😭

[normal hatch]

I slide it, so it dont matter to me

[reef fern]

ive never seen someone click their king and then their rook to castle

[echo kestrel]

Lol same

[reef fern]

i always press two squares to the right or left

[frozen jolt]

chew papi moo na nyo

[reef fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803733595624964097/1174057376278663300/Screenshot_2023-11-14-20-44-19-193_com.chess.jpg?ex=659459a3&is=6581e4a3&hm=8a1c6000d33898934fbb124450de0b70a951a56f351096c3b98845b5556bd34b&

probably the coolest thing ive done

old game

set up a trap

ok looking at it not it aint that cool

[echo kestrel]

Eh

[reef fern]

it seemed cool at the time only cause i planned it

and saw it a few moves ahead

[frozen jolt]

Oh em gee

I just got smothered mate

https://www.chess.com/analysis/library/41sJ9QbDHg

[reef fern]

what

im 1000 elo and i still dont have it

[frozen jolt]

Im 950

[echo kestrel]

Insanely cool move I've done

[frozen jolt]

In bullet*

[echo kestrel]

Only move that saves the draw

[frozen jolt]

Wouldnt taking work as well

[reef fern]

eh

[frozen jolt]

...

[reef fern]

not cool honestly

its just opposition

very natural move

[grim edge]

HAPPY SOLSTICE CHAT

[stable mirage]

king escorts the other pawn

[frozen jolt]

HI CHESS BABE

[grim edge]

SIRI WYD FOR THE SOLSTICE

[haughty mortar]

D

[stable mirage]

nothing

[grim edge]

HEY BBGURL ITS THE LONGEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR

[frozen jolt]

woah

i didnt know that

[reef fern]

finna get a full 6 hours of sleep

[echo kestrel]

Kb5 lol

[grim edge]

u should change that

[echo kestrel]

😦

[grim edge]

also christmas is in like four days

[stable mirage]

why

[frozen jolt]

WGAT

[grim edge]

get like three thats better

[echo kestrel]

Lol opposition when you can take a free pawn and don't and decide to be down 2 pawns

[frozen jolt]

NO IT ISNT

[grim edge]

ikr????? i'll get u a present

[rigid geyser]

[frozen jolt]

THATS SO SOOOOON

[stable mirage]

oh hey ur #2200-or-higher nice

[grim edge]

ok. it isnt.i lied

[echo kestrel]

Yesss 😄

[grim edge]

gotta test smth

[frozen jolt]

I was boutta be real cliche and send https://open.spotify.com/track/0bYg9bo50gSsH3LtXe2SQn?si=2e98eddef5bd4873

[reef fern]

youd be down one pawn if u took and its easy to see that the king would pounce and slam into the other pawn if u take instead of creating opposition

[frozen jolt]

but im not cringy so i didnt

[grim edge]

@frozen jolt heat from the fire, fire from the heat?

[frozen jolt]

wats thatttt???

[grim edge]

ITS SO GOOD. WDYM ITS CRINGY I LISTEN TO IT UNIRONICALLY

[echo kestrel]

Eh yeah

[grim edge]

OH YOU MEAN ME

[frozen jolt]

YEH LOLL

[grim edge]

MARRY ME

[frozen jolt]

pft

[echo kestrel]

Top rating channel

[frozen jolt]

OKAY

[frozen jolt]

NERDS

[grim edge]

@frozen jolt heat from the fire, fire from the heat?

[frozen jolt]

heh?

[grim edge]

nvm then

do u own a blahaj

[frozen jolt]

Aw what did it mean

[frozen jolt]

I do not, no

[grim edge]

i'll tell u sometime later

[grim edge]

u should get one. they r very empathetic animals

[echo kestrel]

Hehe

[frozen jolt]

Those are the shark plushies right

[haughty mortar]

@rigid geyser Hi

[grim edge]

yessssssssss

[frozen jolt]

OooOo they look nice

[rigid geyser]

Helo

[rain trout]

Hi chat

[rigid geyser]

👋

[grim edge]

@echo kestrel 🥚 ❓

[haughty mortar]

Opening

Tournament today

[frozen jolt]

We should play some chess together fr

[grim edge]

four eels !!!!!!!

lol im wearing such a big coat rn

[frozen jolt]

Ugh i wish i could wear warm clothes

Its like 40 celsius here

[grim edge]

??? wear them ez

[frozen jolt]

maybe 45

[grim edge]

oh pft r u an aussie?

[reef fern]

kadas gambit best gambit

[grim edge]

also how r u not dead 😭

[frozen jolt]

I would literally melt 😭 💀

[frozen jolt]

Megic

[echo kestrel]

What?

[frozen jolt]

WDYM PFT

[grim edge]

every message you send ever again im gonna be reading in an accent 😭

all of them. every one

[frozen jolt]

WE HAVE NO ACCENT

[grim edge]

YES YOU DO. AUSTRALIANS HAVE ACCENTS

[frozen jolt]

ALL OF YOU OTHER WEIRDOS HAVE ACCENTS

WE ARE THE BASE OF VOICES

[grim edge]

DIE. YOU ARE SO WRONG

ANOTHER THING ABT AUSTRALIA

[frozen jolt]

THEREFORE WE ARE THE NORMAL VOICED ONES

[grim edge]

WHY IS UR CAPITAL CANBERRA???????

[frozen jolt]

YOU GUYS HAVE THE ACCENTS

[frozen jolt]

WHY NOT 😭

[grim edge]

SYDNEY AND MELBOURNE ARE BETTER CITIES THAN GODDAMN CANBERRA

[frozen jolt]

CANBERRA IS FCKING PEAK

[twin moon]

Nice

[grim edge]

SYDNEY HAS THE OPERA HOUSE AND MELBOURNE IS RAD AS SHIT. WHAT DOES CANBERRA HAVE?

NOTHING ❗

[frozen jolt]

UHHHH

STUFF

[twin moon]

Yep, scroll down a bit in the celebrity section I think, somewhere around there

[frozen jolt]

ITS THE CAPITAL, THATS WHAT IT HAS

[grim edge]

like canada's capital should clearly be montreal and not ottawa

[grim edge]

CHANGE IT. ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY

[frozen jolt]

ugh go eat some maple syrup

[frozen jolt]

NO

[grim edge]

america's captial should be new york not washington or whatever

[frozen jolt]

I LIKE CANBERRA

[grim edge]

IT SOUNDS LIKE CRANBERRY

CRANBERRY IS UR CAPITAL

[frozen jolt]

otterwah

[foggy loom]

Neat, they're tricky to defeat. Gg ☺️

[grim edge]

guatemala was absolutely peak for having its capital be guatemala city

berlin is fine right though i wouldve chosen munich

[frozen jolt]

guacamole

[grim edge]

london is a good capital unironically

[frozen jolt]

OTTER WAH IS YOUR CAPITAL

[twin moon]

Well I still wanna push myself to do my best in playing my best, but thanks

[grim edge]

casablanca is mediocre i wouldve chosen tangier tbh

[minor spoke]

HOly what is happening

[grim edge]

they are a perfectly nice animal :(

[minor spoke]

Wait bro australia is lowk fire

[grim edge]

idk if i like my outfit rn

[grim edge]

^ on

[frozen jolt]

Wah

[minor spoke]

Where else do u see a kangarooo

[frozen jolt]

Otter

[grim edge]

my basement

[frozen jolt]

Yo mamas bed 🔥

That was a low blow

[minor spoke]

That was just not it...

[frozen jolt]

Im sorry 😭

[frozen jolt]

Sorry choccy

[grim edge]

cry abt it

[frozen jolt]

PFT

[grim edge]

i read this in an aussie accent

[frozen jolt]

hOW

[minor owl]

Hi gus

[minor spoke]

Ive heard choccy, choco, choc, chocla, chocolate, all from this server thats crazy

[grim edge]

imagine pft but like if a criminal british person said it

[frozen jolt]

HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE "PFT" IN AN AUSSIE ACCENT

[twin moon]

Hello

[grim edge]

imagine james bond on mescaline

[minor owl]

Hi ben

[frozen jolt]

Choccy woccy sat on the docky sucking on blisses big fat c*cky

[twin moon]

He.ll

[frozen jolt]

Oh shit

[prime tide]

my christmas present: a chess board

[grim edge]

he's imagining james bond on mescaline it's not looking good out here folks

[prime tide]

😍

[frozen jolt]

I blame you

[grim edge]

would u try mescaline if u had the chance?

honestly i would

[frozen jolt]

Prolly

[grim edge]

i like hunter s thompson too much not to

[twin moon]

What is mescaline?

[frozen jolt]

Lolly

You suck it

[grim edge]

peyote

[frozen jolt]

Like you suck

Other stuff

[grim edge]

i do suck thank you very much

[minor spoke]

Lollipop

[grim edge]

yes. mescaline is a dum dum flavor

[frozen jolt]

Did you read my message from before

[minor spoke]

Ur a dum dum flavor

[grim edge]

die <3

[frozen jolt]

y'know whats a dum dum flavour

[twin moon]

Butterscotch was goated

[minor spoke]

Nahh hell nah

[frozen jolt]

CHOCOLATE IS A DUM DUM FLAVOUR

VANILLA FTW BOIIII

[minor spoke]

i hate ur concept of jokes let that be known

[grim edge]

WRONG

blueberry tho ❓

[echo kestrel]

@storm pine
Bro in discord: 😄
Bro on chess.com: 💀

[twin moon]

Why do I feel like that tastes similar to that stupid chocolate toothpaste that dentists would give

[frozen jolt]

YOU CANT HATE MY CONCEPT OF JOKES BECAUSE I AM EVERY CONCEPT OF JOKES

[minor spoke]

Wait guys stop hating on choclate

[grim edge]

i hate chocolate

[echo kestrel]

Typa dentists

[frozen jolt]

frick chocolate

[grim edge]

not you @minor spoke ur chill

[frozen jolt]

its bad

[radiant mountain]

Poop

[twin moon]

Semi sweet chocolate is the best kind

[grim edge]

white chocolate solos

[frozen jolt]

[echo kestrel]

White chocolate is so rich

[grim edge]

im sorry but milk chocolate or dark chocolate simply cannot compare

[twin moon]

Nah you on that white power shi*

[grim edge]

i shoplift white chocolate every day

[echo kestrel]

Ngl dark chocolate is kinda lit

[frozen jolt]

I wanted to make a really sick joke here

[grim edge]

dont worry i consume all races equally

[echo kestrel]

Dark better

[echo kestrel]

Asian chocolate 💀

[twin moon]

Jeffery dhaumer in the BLM movement

[frozen jolt]

[frozen jolt]

NAWWW THATS ACTUALLY FUNNY THO

[grim edge]

un gato ignoro mi pspspspspspp.....

[twin moon]

It’s been years since I’ve heard that phrase

[frozen jolt]

:D

[grim edge]

seriously this coat is so oversized

[frozen jolt]

Gimme it

[grim edge]

no itd probably evaporate in the australian sun

[frozen jolt]

Yo whismy face rev

[grim edge]

honestly

[grim edge]

bet. dms

Chess.com when will you allow chess.com app users to use arcade effect

but u gotta rate my outfit

[frozen jolt]

Aight

[twin moon]

Face reveal

[frozen jolt]

I will devour your enitre family

[grim edge]

You have a smooth brain, no ridges or bumps, or valleys or bumps. all ideas.. slide right off! like a wotah slide..
✨ *** smoooooth braiiin*** ✨

[frozen jolt]

I BEG YOUR PARDON BRO

ITS FRICKING BLOCKED/1/1/1/

[twin moon]

I mean what’s the emoji called

[frozen jolt]

THIS ONE PARTICULAR EWMOJI

[frozen jolt]

oh um

[twin moon]

If it’s “them f* me eyes”, then that explains it

[frozen jolt]

fatpnis cck

[twin moon]

Yep that explains why it doesn’t work then

[frozen jolt]

Yep

[twin moon]

I would say what the hell but I’m too busy watching one piece lmao

[frozen jolt]

Where you up to?

[twin moon]

Istg I’m pulling this anime as a sidequest

[twin moon]

Oden backstory rn

[frozen jolt]

aha

[twin moon]

Ngl I started at thriller bark, but I’ll probably watch the original 300 episodes when they reanimate it soon

[rigid geyser]

Good luck!

[twin moon]

Welp, dead chat

[rigid geyser]

You killed it

[twin moon]

But is it a truly a crime if my reasoning is just

By speaking to me, you are now my accomplice

[astral gate]

These types of puzzles feel extremely cheap and unfair to me tbh

Why, halfway through the puzzle, is black making sub-optimal moves?

Isn't the whole point of puzzles that it starts out with the AI move being a blunder or mistake of some kind, and then you have to find the best sequence of moves? How am I meant to find the best sequence of moves when the AI is making mistakes and blunders the whole time instead of the optimal moves?

[tight lily]

:3

[merry kraken]

because if they make the best moves then the moves for the puzzle player will be plentiful

there needs to be only one move

but yeah usually it's best move

[astral gate]

It's not the top engine move according to the analysis though, Bh6 is

[reef fern]

aint it bishop takes queen

dont look like anything else to me

[astral gate]

yes in this move you just take black's queen, but the AI shouldn't have moved the pawn there. The best move for the AI was to move the Bishop to h6

[manic nova]

it doesn't make the top engine move, it usually makes the most critical moves, as in moves that you only have one reply to win the game, to test your understanding of the tactic

[twin moon]

Also Tbf your opponents won’t be engines, it seems like it could be a human move to me even if I wouldn’t play it

[twin moon]

This though

[reef fern]

very sophisticated move imo thought u were like 2000 before checking ur profile

i wouldnt have seen it

[astral gate]

Yeah I didn't see it either

[reef fern]

we both ass

[astral gate]

And I wouldnt have seen it even if the computer made the best moves

But still, it just bugs me when I see the AI making shit moves in puzzles past the first move

Ahhh shieeet. I didn't see I didn't have stockfish selected as the engine lol

I must've been playing around with the engine analysis thing months and months ago and just forgot to change it back

[queen anchor]

stockfish is the only chess engine

[queen anchor]

the others are counterfeit

[astral gate]

ah you were making a joke

[stable mirage]

what

[queen anchor]

I genuinely wonder though what's the value of multiple chess engines when stockfish has been proven to be way stronger than all the others

other than keeping stockfish on it's toes

[stable mirage]

so people can work on stuff other than stockfish

[astral gate]

This alone is a good enough reason imo. You need competition

[stable mirage]

also I assume they work in reasonably different ways

[frozen jolt]

BRO WHAT 😭

Das crazy

[queen anchor]

I just looked it up, supposedly stockfish is more tactical and komodo is more positional

but stockfish's tactics are like 30 moves deep

[stable mirage]

I mean Bh6 is clearly better than e3 is it not

[frozen jolt]

@umbral wind Whats up with the emojis in ya name man 😭

[stable mirage]

eh pretty much undecided between e3 Qf5 and Qg5

but yes

[acoustic mason]

I ran stockfish up to a depth of 30 and it's still Bh6

[mint thunder]

guys I play missionary

what do you play

?¿?‽?

?¿?‽?¿??????????

[grim edge]

:3

[mint thunder]

what do you play ough

[stable mirage]

:3

[mint thunder]

I play missionary

[grim edge]

i play anything but chess

[mint thunder]

SAME

I'm talking abt smth else

missionary ismt a chess move thingy

[grim edge]

reverse doggy

[mint thunder]

NAH

[stable mirage]

ducky chill

[mint thunder]

i hate that position

too painful for me

[grim edge]

that's the point

aight bye

[mint thunder]

no

bye lil duck

[acoustic mason]

Chess is for nerds, I play eve online

[stable mirage]

li hates Bh6

[acoustic mason]

Huh??? It's the same engine and depth

Oh 34 nvm I can't read

[stable mirage]

first is cc second is li

[acoustic mason]

I stopped at 30 because the app I use runs on device and my phone was getting toasty

Oh so lichess was at 30 too? That's odd that you got different results to me

[manic nova]

lichess on phone isn't stockfish 16 iirc

[glad marsh]

look at #💬〡chess-talk there is a crazy clip of me trolling

[manic nova]

huh

[desert oxide]

guys my lvl was 250 elo so i learned many things now im 500 and im stuck what you all advise me to learn

[versed flint]

fundamentals, then do a lot of puzzles

[desert oxide]

because my middle game sucks

[versed flint]

yes this was my problem too

[tight lily]

Getting to 1000 shouldnt be hard, try to play solid

[versed flint]

try to implement the checklist

[tight lily]

Yes

and not play fast

[versed flint]

heard of it?

[desert oxide]

obviously no

[versed flint]

okay so

[tight lily]

Checks captures and attacks right

[gloomy vector]

Tf happened to quad <1199?

[stable mirage]

anyway my point was that puzzles dont play the top engine continuation

[versed flint]

you want to play forcing moves, meaning moves that force your oppoent to reac

[stable mirage]

every time

[acoustic mason]

Okay I ran it again a few times to the same depth and the results differ slightly. Conclusion: the entire discussion was dumb, both moves are good and no human would calculate to a level that takes stockfish 5 minutes to calculate

[versed flint]

that is 1. chjecks, 2. captures and 3. attacks in this order

[desert oxide]

but i always get in closed positions

[stable mirage]

both moves are bad, just resign*

[versed flint]

what opening do you play

[acoustic mason]

True

[desert oxide]

e4

[versed flint]

also it doesnt matter, checklist always works

[versed flint]

what after that, e4 should lead to open games most of the time

[versed flint]

also if you get an attack and play forciing moves from the checklist the game shouldnt become closed

[pseudo anchor]

HOW DO U FIND THIS

[desert oxide]

not after bringing the two nights then d3 then b 3 c3

[stable mirage]

you need to be in beta

[static latch]

oh fr?

[stable mirage]

testing for it to show up

[stable mirage]

afaik

[static latch]

@stable mirage

[gloomy vector]

I’m in beta cause I beta tested the elo feature before it launched

[desert oxide]

then the bishops

[gloomy vector]

And it doesn’t show

[tight lily]

How do we be in beta

[static latch]

on PC

[gloomy vector]

Oh💀

[static latch]

actually i think mobile has it too? but u need beta

[stable mirage]

lol same

[gloomy vector]

But I have beta 💀💀

[static latch]

how many games

[tight lily]

How do we get beta

[static latch]

then try on pc

[torpid lintel]

I have beta too but it work for me haha

[stable mirage]

idk dont remember and I opted out of beta after checking

[torpid lintel]

https://www.chess.com/year-in-chess

@gloomy vector

Thanks for ychess :)

[tight lily]

It says fair play

[static latch]

That's the joke

[tight lily]

Oh

[acoustic mason]

[versed flint]

thats a bit slow, yourw white so you can call the shots

just attack black right away if you want open gamers

[stable mirage]

havent tested but I trust the source

:gig

[silent quest]

[warm hedge]

riyal

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @warm hedge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[dry chasm]

Chess...

[stable mirage]

hello daughter

[unborn niche]

a

[warm hedge]

hi 🥰

[unborn niche]

How do

I check

Myself

[rotund hazel]

What

[unborn niche]

Stats

[frozen jolt]

I

Um pardon

Pardon me

[unborn niche]

How

[stable mirage]

try the stats button

[unborn niche]

#stats

Wher

[desert oxide]

yeah i dont want to be reckless

[unborn niche]

@stats

[stable mirage]

on chess.c*m

if you want albert to show your stats do /profile

[unborn niche]

No I wanna check here

/proful

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> weluvanahii

This is the Chess.com profile of weluvanahii. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1513 (1647 peak)
Blitz: 985 (1647 peak)
Bullet: 1187 (1317 peak)

[frozen jolt]

proful

[unborn niche]

This is absolute wrong

[stable mirage]

what account is supposed to be connected

[unborn niche]

This is my motivational account

But this is wrong

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

This is the Chess.com profile of n1llectr. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2279 (2275 peak)
Blitz: 2391 (peak)
Bullet: 2444 (2445 peak)

[unborn niche]

Hello wow that is so cool

Owa

[stable mirage]

very

[unborn niche]

I know

You are a very cool person therefore you will be receiving love from me I shall grant you respect and gratitude to this world til I die

[stable mirage]

white to play and win

[glad marsh]

PEOPLE DONT GO IN VC

SOMEONE IS PLAYING P***hub

nvm xvid

[primal fern]

we've already reported them

[stable mirage]

same thing

[glad marsh]

hacker probably

[glad marsh]

its not

[stable mirage]

same thing under the law

[glad marsh]

after warning like 10 people joined 💀

[stable mirage]

I had to check to make sure

[glad marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[stable mirage]

look if I wanted to watch I would do it on my own

[primal fern]

you shouldn't have said anything

[glad marsh]

its a hacker lmao

[unborn niche]

If I go and watch will he hax me

[grim edge]

Whattttt

[glad marsh]

hacker in vc

highlight of 2023 on this server

frfr

@grim edge stop bruh

[unborn niche]

Will he hack of if I join

[grim edge]

Who’s the hacker?

[glad marsh]

@grim edge

[stable mirage]

telling people really isn’t helping the situation

[grim edge]

Boomy?

[glad marsh]

yea

[grim edge]

Oh no he was fine last time I was in a vc with him

[unborn niche]

Ur profile looks like ur a hacker urself

[glad marsh]

its the anime kind

[grim edge]

Crazy kid

Boomy why

[warm spindle]

Nah

too young for dc

[unborn niche]

I love you guys bye

[grim edge]

Smh boomy

[glad marsh]

we all saw that shit

[warm spindle]

thats what they all say

[glad marsh]

LMFAO

[stable mirage]

unfortunately we have too many witnesses

[glad marsh]

lmao

[stable mirage]

you can’t run forever child

[glad marsh]

play xvid on vc

[warm spindle]

i saw the still frame of the scene boomy

[glad marsh]

yea we all saw it

[warm spindle]

i saw it i know exactly wehat thqt video is

[glad marsh]

animated p***

[warm spindle]

you admit it

[glad marsh]

sureeee....

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[stable mirage]

lmao that’s a new one

[warm spindle]

someone come get they kid

[glad marsh]

anyone got that shit screenshotted

lmfao