💬〡general-off-topic

[warm spindle]

Exposure

I've done 2 contests

[minor spoke]

Irl im just male or female, just not revealing lol

No

[void saddle]

Amc?

[minor owl]

bro ur role says he him

[grim edge]

Yall sobering me up smh

[minor spoke]

Thats just so that I can put something down

[warm spindle]

I've done AMC and MIT integration bee

[minor owl]

why would u lie to me

[minor spoke]

I have actually attended MIT

[void saddle]

I’m going to hs now and most people can’t handle calc

[warm spindle]

No looool

[minor owl]

wtf man

[void saddle]

You got into mit?

[minor owl]

i am actually questioning my hard work rn

[void saddle]

How far did you go for the amc?

[minor owl]

WHY IS EVERYONE ON HERE A GENIUS

[minor spoke]

I got 135.5 on amc12

Back in 12 grade

[fallen valley]

Chill

[void saddle]

Nice

[warm spindle]

That's not how that works

[warm spindle]

Thank u I will 🥰

[minor owl]

ok chokbar de bz

[void saddle]

Thought a decent amount of competitors were from m

[grim edge]

Forget flirting im waiting for this right here

[minor spoke]

Correction, chokebardaybeez

[warm spindle]

Yeah but u don't have to be a student at MIT to do it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gm_armaan

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1405 (peak)
Blitz: 925 (964 peak)
Bullet: 858 (885 peak)

[fluid stirrup]

you do

[lofty owl]

finally, 1400! 🥳

[void saddle]

Did anyone here make usajmo or usamo

[minor spoke]

Bro scrolled all the way just to rizz up @grim edge

😭

[grim edge]

Lol slightly late but I appreciate the effort regardless

[minor owl]

its discord so prolly nutin serious

[lofty owl]

1113 to 1400 in 3 weeks for me

[grim edge]

Nah im deadass

[grim edge]

AYOO KEEP THE FIRE DOWN FR 🗣️

That wasnt rizz lol

Ok i will try

Im a bit jittery i had vodka

[minor spoke]

Wait she legit took it like that

[fallen valley]

I don't care

[minor owl]

dont leave bro hanging

[grim edge]

Jf not again...

Common enemy so that’s fine

[hallow gate]

?!?

[void saddle]

Now guessing male

[minor owl]

AGAIN

[minor spoke]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[grim edge]

We ate at olive garden and everyone bought drinks

[grim edge]

Jf a chill guy,so i dont expect him to be a creep or anything

[minor spoke]

EY wb me

[grim edge]

I got spiked strawberry lemonade

[hallow gate]

mah whats that second emoji

[grim edge]

Send pics of the drinks

I can't wait for thursday I'll get so drunk

[grim edge]

I just knew you today,but you chill

[minor owl]

bro ur like 15

[minor spoke]

Just get drunk rn so it'll last until thursday

[normal hatch]

Can ducks drink alcohol?

[grim edge]

great idea

[grim edge]

personally yes

[void saddle]

Most people taking amc were male

[grim edge]

I didnt take any 😭 knew i shouldve

[minor spoke]

I am the chillest person here, so chill that im not hot

[void saddle]

It’s legal on private property

[minor owl]

expertise in skirting the law i see

[grim edge]

You didnt take the good stuff but you took vodka

[minor spoke]

I am male (might be a lie)

[minor owl]

vodka is weak as i far as i have heard

[grim edge]

Today i took a sip of wine with my parents,and gagged right away

[warm spindle]

I got 140 on amc 12

[grim edge]

Everyone’s drink was so good and mine tasted like straight alcohol

[void saddle]

Liar

[minor spoke]

Ey wait how old u say u were

[minor owl]

i drank beer once that shit was so bad bro

[void saddle]

Scores are multiples of 1.5 140 is not

[grim edge]

16

Ngl one drink had me halfway lit i didnt dare get another

[warm spindle]

Yeah u right I got 150

[minor spoke]

Bro choked on the bardaybeez

[void saddle]

Therefor you did not get 140

[void saddle]

Real

[hallow gate]

i got full on amc 12

[warm spindle]

4 is next to 5

[grim edge]

Before you say that alchohol before 18 or 21 is illegal in my place its fine aslong its under parent supervision or youre inside the house

[hallow gate]

(wtf is the amc 12)

[minor spoke]

And u had alcohol? Werent u also the same person who didnt wanna ask parents for icecream...

[grim edge]

40% ? Not weak

[warm spindle]

Have you ever eaten a beeswax?

[hallow gate]

thats normal no

[grim edge]

Just not the strongest

[minor owl]

my mum said iono

[minor spoke]

Oops lol i didnt see this

[minor spoke]

I have eaten choclate

[grim edge]

My parents told me "take a sip,ill let you drink that when our christmas party arrives"

I took a sip,gagged and my day was done

[grim edge]

Wine is an acquired taste

[minor spoke]

Lowkey w parents

[grim edge]

Try rum

[warm spindle]

Did u do engineering

Or math

[minor spoke]

Im still at mit

[minor owl]

so u are alcoholic gambling addict >>>>

chad

[warm spindle]

I'm not doing a math major because I want to learn more about computer engineering

Doing a math and Cs minor tho

And cybersecurity certificate

[minor owl]

bro is the mayor of yappington

[grim edge]

Wtf im 21 and my uncle still doesnt want me drinking in his house

[warm spindle]

R u doing engineering

[minor spoke]

Im doing ethnic and gender studies major, with minor in cognitive science

[minor owl]

UR IN MIT ?

[barren hare]

bro this guy trolls so hard

[grim edge]

americans smh

[minor spoke]

No im joking im doing EE major with physics minor lol

[barren hare]

no one goes to mit and does a gender studies major💀

[minor owl]

and ur in mit ?

[minor spoke]

Yes...

Why is that so surprising

[grim edge]

I mean he will let me drink way before smoking so i take what i can get

[minor owl]

no way u must have no life at all (cope)

[minor spoke]

Nah thats myth, MIT has insane connections and stuff, it is a grind but also its MIT lol so worth it

[grim edge]

You idiot

[minor owl]

damn ur prolly capping ah idk maybe ur not

[ornate ivy]

How’s campus life there

[grim edge]

As much as i love you,you are one

[ornate ivy]

Heard it was kinda dry from some friends around there

[grim edge]

I told him that earlier actually

[minor owl]

😡

[minor spoke]

Honestly campus itself is real nice, but most ppl are isolated, friend circle is not large but very close

[minor owl]

ya 😭

[grim edge]

He responded like that^^

[minor owl]

LMAO NO WAY

YA WTF

[ornate ivy]

That’s fair I considered trying to get in but wanted a school focused on sports

[minor spoke]

Fair lol

[grim edge]

Cheesy taking Ls today

[minor owl]

[minor spoke]

Wait yeah lol cheesy getting destroyed

[minor owl]

blunder gang represent

[minor spoke]

Ong

[ornate ivy]

Anyone here around 2300 rapid

Need to farm someone

[barren hare]

in rapid?

[stable mirage]

no

[minor spoke]

No in blitz idiot

[grim edge]

I have been zoned out typing here for like 30 minutes

[barren hare]

no one plays rapid

[minor spoke]

I play rapid

[barren hare]

you didnt let me finish idiot

[grim edge]

I play more rapid than anything

[ornate ivy]

That’s why I asked here smh

[barren hare]

ill play in blitx tho

[minor spoke]

A question mark actually signifies a concluded statement

[void saddle]

I got full marks on past amc 12a

[barren hare]

yea you can stop talking, not in a discord convo

[void saddle]

But never took the actual test

[grim edge]

The user got deleted

E4

Imagine replying to a deleted user

[ornate ivy]

@stable mirage lemme farm you

[void saddle]

You taking it this year?

[minor spoke]

E5

[barren hare]

ill play in blitz

[stable mirage]

why

[grim edge]

Nf3

[grim edge]

C5

[ornate ivy]

What’s your rating

[minor spoke]

Qxe1#, gg

[grim edge]

Bruh sicillian

[barren hare]

2200

[grim edge]

soe body wanna 1v1 me please?

[ornate ivy]

Nah

[grim edge]

I would really like a smartie to give me one tip or two

😇

[barren hare]

i think it might be lower by a bit

[grim edge]

I was expecting you to respond with nc6,so i could d4 and do the scotch

hailooo?

[ornate ivy]

@stable mirage to many cheaters in pool rn

[void saddle]

What should I study. I think I need a 10 on the aime to qualify

[stable mirage]

sounds like a skill issue

[grim edge]

And an english reversed sicilian to top it off

[ornate ivy]

Ye you right

[barren hare]

thats why you dont grind rapid😭

[grim edge]

somebody 1v1 please?

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-meme-shrek-staring-shrek-smiling-gif-14430015749099037012

[grim edge]

my user is "Cudtch"

[ornate ivy]

I just wanna hit 2400

[minor spoke]

R u a castled king, let me slide my rook into ur back rank

[grim edge]

Whats your user?

[grim edge]

Win

[grim edge]

Wanan 1v1?

[minor owl]

nah i m jokin i cant play rn

[grim edge]

Am a minor

I would really jus like a challenge

[barren hare]

plus a 1v1 in rapid takes way too long

[grim edge]

Im not home yet

[minor spoke]

Yes and im at MIT 💀 that was a joke chill

[grim edge]

lets try blitz?

[barren hare]

elo?

[grim edge]

1v1

[minor owl]

whats that supposed to mean bro ?

[grim edge]

did you not see my past messages? I would love a 1v1, blitz or rapid

And he sacrificed A COURT CASE

but no bullet.. bullet makes my brain smooth

[minor owl]

mit goers have right to pedfilia

[minor spoke]

Wait can we talk about martial arts again

[ornate ivy]

😭

[grim edge]

somebody 1v1 please?

[minor owl]

😭 🤙

[grim edge]

AND I HIRED AN ATTORNEY TO SUE,BRILLIANT MOVE.

hello? anybody above 700+ elo?

[ornate ivy]

I’ll 1v1 you in CoC

[minor owl]

go to #💬〡chess-talk better chances

[grim edge]

I don't play that, but thats a nice nostalgic game

[grim edge]

dead chat over there

[barren hare]

plus wdym 2200 is too low, arent you 100+

[minor owl]

i tried

[barren hare]

@ornate ivy

[grim edge]

thanks

[barren hare]

thats still +6 or 7

[ornate ivy]

What

[grim edge]

1v1

[minor owl]

bye chat time to go biology

[grim edge]

anybody

1v1 me please?

Did anybody watch "minecraft noob vs pro vs hacker vs god building" before or was it just me...

[barren hare]

what is ur elo

[grim edge]

I watched that before

[ornate ivy]

@barren hare I said 2300 rapid not blitz lol

[grim edge]

764 but the engine sometimes says I play like a 1000

I never got into minecraft

[ornate ivy]

I don’t want to play u tho either way

[minor spoke]

Thats like for every game

[grim edge]

I used to be 1100+ before but I took a massive break

[barren hare]

oh in rapid im 1800 cause i never played lmao

[grim edge]

Built a dirt house and quit the game

somebnody 1v1 pelase?

hello? My user is "Cudtch"

[barren hare]

sorry but im not gonna get elo from playing you and i dont think im gonna play until next year

[grim edge]

I used to find the night scary when I was a wee little child

[grim edge]

why not unrated?

[barren hare]

like grind for elo

[minor spoke]

Go play on lichess

[grim edge]

All I want is some 1v1 with somebody on the server

[stable mirage]

valid point smh moon just play on lichess

[barren hare]

no sorry

[grim edge]

aw man, mmkay

[minor spoke]

GUYS who likes the moon

[grim edge]

I just never had the patience

[barren hare]

i dont like lichess interface

[grim edge]

I like the moon

[low sable]

sure

[grim edge]

pretty majestic, shiny

[minor spoke]

Moon is typing in the chat

[low sable]

ill play

[barren hare]

and the people there are so much better in tactics

[warm spindle]

ooooh

[grim edge]

noice

[ornate ivy]

@stable mirage I don’t play on lichess after they false banned me a few years ago, they unbanned my account and acknowledged they messed up but still don’t play there

[minor spoke]

No 💀 read after

[grim edge]

oh crap not that moon

[stable mirage]

I see

[warm spindle]

good good im doing electrical and computer eng

[low sable]

link?

[minor spoke]

LMAO that was coincidental ngl

[grim edge]

wait I'm blitzs match firsr

[warm spindle]

yaaa

[void saddle]

Really your at mit

[grim edge]

Ded chat

[minor spoke]

😭 Ive been asked this like 982379358 times

[hallow gate]

isee

mit(tens)

[grim edge]

His kitten 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[hallow gate]

SHUT UP

[grim edge]

[warm spindle]

only reach school i wanted was mit but i didnt apply cause they werent on the common app

[void saddle]

Are you?

[grim edge]

BRUHURBUWHWUWBWUWBHHAHBWH

[minor spoke]

Ohk

[hallow gate]

god.

[grim edge]

[minor owl]

very very unlikely

[barren hare]

hmm i kinda want an adoption cause i failed to do it last time

[void saddle]

I want to try to get to mit

[minor spoke]

I applied as international student but now im living here

[warm spindle]

ewww

[grim edge]

wahts ur elo

[warm spindle]

international...

[barren hare]

whats urs?

[minor spoke]

Ayo not everyone is from US

[barren hare]

whats urs?

[minor owl]

so are u student in mit , yes or no ?

[grim edge]

1820s wby?

[minor spoke]

Yes...

[void saddle]

Everyone smart isn’t

[minor owl]

i wnna be sure

[barren hare]

rn i think 2180

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-easter-gif-21158905

[drowsy latch]

cook

[minor owl]

cool

[grim edge]

Username?

[barren hare]

why do you keep saying yes...

[warm spindle]

hehe tru im not native either

[minor spoke]

No...

[void saddle]

Who?

[barren hare]

is this blitz btw?

[minor spoke]

Cute

[drowsy latch]

what is happening

💀

[void saddle]

Get them online

[void saddle]

We are devolving

[barren hare]

i want a bullet adoption cause its quick

[grim edge]

sorry can't play

[drowsy latch]

I can tell 😭

[minor spoke]

Donald Trump smartest guy to ever live

[void saddle]

Don’t think he can think more than a preschooler

[grim edge]

I might get adopted by 800 in bullet tbh 🗿

[drowsy latch]

Favorite stand-up comedian

[void saddle]

Smartest person in the U.S.

[barren hare]

pls i need the adoption for my rosen score

[minor spoke]

Cute

[warm spindle]

who is donald trump

[grim edge]

alr what's ur username

[minor spoke]

I am currently in the US, maybe thats saying something

[drowsy latch]

he's wild

[void saddle]

Worlds smartest person

[grim edge]

Bullet or blitz?

[drowsy latch]

donald trump the goat

[minor spoke]

LMAO CHOKEBARDAYBEEZ MOMENT

[warm spindle]

isnt that hikaru

[drowsy latch]

💯

[void saddle]

So Donald trump is smarter than you?

[barren hare]

bullet, its ben the coder 42

[void saddle]

No

[minor spoke]

Correct

[drowsy latch]

chokebardaybeez is wild

[barren hare]

make it unrated

[warm spindle]

sorry

[minor spoke]

I mean thats what it sounds like amirite

[low sable]

he is a one of americas former presidents
and a huge racist

[drowsy latch]

lmao

I'm cracking up at "chokebar"

[warm spindle]

like gorge washingtown

[low sable]

Indeed

[drowsy latch]

Washing Town

[void saddle]

I want Biden to lose the election so I can say “It’s Jover”

[drowsy latch]

Amen

[barren hare]

@grim edge its benthecoder42

[random drum]

https://www.chess.com/tournament/2024-chess-com-daily-chess-championship

[minor spoke]

I want elon musk to win election so that he can give me money, biden is broke af

[void saddle]

He isn’t even allowed to run…

Not born in the U.S.

[minor spoke]

He can literally buy the entire country of egypt

[random drum]

Join ittt chesscom's best tournament

||Don't ping mods as this is not my tournament ||

[warm spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/elLSAILTJHg

[grim edge]

Does anyone know how to generate images using ai

[void saddle]

That would require someone to sell Egypt

[minor spoke]

This is a chess chat

[void saddle]

Which won’t happen so he can’t buy it

[minor spoke]

But yes i specialize in this

[warm spindle]

go to google and type "how to whistle blow on the cia"

[grim edge]

They are talking about Elon musk

[void saddle]

Yes some of us know but we won’t tell you

[minor spoke]

They is actually me lol

[void saddle]

We don’t know if you are male or female

[barren hare]

@grim edge i saw you sent it but i cant accept

[grim edge]

I have a pic already but I want to change something and I'm not sure it's possible

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/vXD7d

[minor spoke]

Welllllllllllllllllllllll, im not an alien

[grim edge]

2.2

[void saddle]

But chocolate refused to say

[tribal silo]

Anyone want to play blitz 5 mins or something

[drowsy latch]

nobody knows about genders nowadays

[grim edge]

2.2 BRO

[void saddle]

How do we know

[minor spoke]

😭 eyy why

[low sable]

sure

[grim edge]

Oof I just want to switch one chess piece white instead of black

[void saddle]

I don’t want to be politically incorrrect

[barren hare]

whats ur user let me send to you

[void saddle]

My math teacher will kill me

[low sable]

link?\

[tribal silo]

https://play.chess.com/VYRdY

[minor spoke]

Ah just image overlay

[grim edge]

I literally sent link and u were connected

[void saddle]

She lecturers about how negative numbers are politically correct

[minor spoke]

Well im an entirely different human so

[barren hare]

ok rejoin

[grim edge]

@barren hare https://play.chess.com/Z7QVt

JUS JOIN THAT

[void saddle]

Those are fine with her

Irrational numbers bug her

[minor spoke]

Imagine having chess ELO negative

How stupid do u have to be

[void saddle]

Mine is the same else as my iq

75💪

[minor spoke]

Yeah we lets go back to the chess elo is better measurement of intelligence than iq

[void saddle]

I put my actual iq tho

[void saddle]

Magnus having 3000 iq

[spring escarp]

huh

[void saddle]

Only for those who play a lot

[spring escarp]

?

[minor spoke]

Wait bro wheres all the interesting ppl

All the fun ppl left :(

[spring escarp]

🤔

😐

[minor spoke]

Bro wheres chokebardaybeez

And cheesy

[spring escarp]

😓

[drowsy latch]

goofy ahh

[minor spoke]

WAIT CHOKEBAR IS PLAYING OSU

[drowsy latch]

Chokebar

my favorite nickname

[minor spoke]

Lmaoo its so goated

Lets spice up the mood

https://tenor.com/view/dance-actions-reactions-enjoyment-celebration-gif-6338055709843090380

[grim edge]

ok bet
lets watch some gore guys💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️

[minor spoke]

Bro i hate this

Why must it exist

[grim edge]

dunno

[minor spoke]

U shud ping chokbar de bz and say 'hi chokebardaybeez'

[grim edge]

@warm spindle Hi

😄

[minor spoke]

💀

[grim edge]

am i going to die

[minor spoke]

No

U have to say chokebardaybeez

Then u might die

[grim edge]

@warm spindle 'hi chokebardaybeez

😄

[minor spoke]

Now u wait

[grim edge]

😦

@warm spindle hi chokebardaybeez

[tulip lichen]

What should I bring to dragon fight Minecraft 1.11

I want to experience the full fight I don't wanna Speedrun it

Oh my fault wrong server

[minor owl]

💀

[minor spoke]

YO my G is back!

[grim edge]

[barren hare]

gg @grim edge

lol

[grim edge]

Ggs

[minor owl]

Not really

[grim edge]

I'm traumatized now

[tulip lichen]

I've been playing Minecraft since I was 6 and still can't beat the dragon

[minor owl]

But after some time I'll be free as hell 😜🤘💯

[barren hare]

i mean you played really well tbh

[tulip lichen]

What is this bullshit

[minor owl]

Skill issue

[barren hare]

im guessing bullet is not your cup of tea

[grim edge]

Ggs
I had some hopes on last game

[tulip lichen]

Yeah need to work on that

I never bring water buckets and nothing enchanted

[grim edge]

Yea ( ig)

[barren hare]

yea, i think your endgame was drawable but you let me push my pawns up

[tulip lichen]

This dude love using bruhnoo emoji

[grim edge]

Not sure
idk pawns goo brrrrrr

[barren hare]

im pretty sure you had more pawns then me

[grim edge]

Fr

[grim edge]

idk I'll study endgames today

[tulip lichen]

I'm sleep bro

[grim edge]

Leg day tomorrow fml 🙂

[tulip lichen]

I feel like I suddenly want to throw my phone at the wall

[minor spoke]

Have u been to a pawn shop

[grim edge]

Sleep bad

[barren hare]

can i send pictures here?

[glad marsh]

king trolling for funsies when i am 1 move away from checkmate @minor owl

[tulip lichen]

Yeah I'm bad and I'm gonna sleep

[minor owl]

After two weeks my gym is finally open again gonna hit back 💯💯

[tulip lichen]

Gn

[minor owl]

Gn boo

[grim edge]

ur not trusted

[barren hare]

now i just need a double adoption

[tulip lichen]

Gn pookie

[grim edge]

I mean like trusted role

[minor owl]

We don't trust u

[grim edge]

🥶

[tulip lichen]

Zesty asf

[barren hare]

how do i become a trusted person

[minor owl]

Stranger danger

[minor spoke]

Im sorry

[minor owl]

😋

[grim edge]

do /connect

W back i can lat pull 200lbs

!trusted @barren hare

[stable jungle]

@barren hare With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[tulip lichen]

Yeah you need to use protection

[grim edge]

read this shit

[minor spoke]

Thats right, benthecoder could be a troll for all we know

[tulip lichen]

This had two different meanings

[barren hare]

but then i have to link to my chess.com profile

[minor owl]

I mean personally I have weak back I hit 6 months of straight arms no rest day cuz I was yung and dumb 💀

[minor spoke]

Then we will all know ur not 2000

[grim edge]

Yep 🗿

[barren hare]

[minor spoke]

WAIT

[tulip lichen]

Do pull ups already gang

[grim edge]

I tried the no rest method once not worth it

[minor spoke]

JFAULCO IS BACK YAY

[minor owl]

I just started moving weights around 😭

[barren hare]

bro is your dad

[grim edge]

I got a pullup bar gang

[barren hare]

now i just need a double adoption

[minor spoke]

Wait i got a ton of Gs here, jfaulco just one of them

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/shinobu-cute-monogatari-drool-want-gif-5162464

[grim edge]

grind rapid

[minor owl]

Not to pull up level yet 🥲

[grim edge]

Been using it more for shit Like L sit hold and dips than anything tho

[grim edge]

Tmr

[barren hare]

100 minutes

[tulip lichen]

Alr immabsleeo

[minor owl]

I can so like chin ups

[tulip lichen]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[minor owl]

Gn

[grim edge]

look at this shit

Pullups are great u can start with variations

[minor spoke]

Thats gotta be racist

[grim edge]

You will be one hand pulluping in no time

[grim edge]

bingo

Jk i dont even do that prolly could tho

[minor owl]

Lmao 😭

[grim edge]

He's like 1000 elo below

[minor spoke]

Wait i can do a pullup even though i look like 2 sticks

[grim edge]

Thats good then

[barren hare]

i think that most of the games, i won by tactics. you had really good opening knowledge and understanding of the position just tactics are what saved me

[grim edge]

Damn i almost smell like alcohol

[minor owl]

Dud I was on the chunky side so I don't do calisthenics I started lifting weights and losing fat

I can do pushups now 🐖

[barren hare]

although tactics arent easy to master, sometimes you just have to know when to find them

[minor spoke]

Said like a true coder

[barren hare]

im you

[grim edge]

Glad to hear I have good opening knowledge 🗣️

Alr imma start doing puzzles
Gonna try to play blitz also

[minor owl]

🤔

[minor spoke]

Wait cheesy thoughts on kung fu

[grim edge]

Nah

[barren hare]

yes ...?

[grim edge]

I mean i lost >16lbs and gained 31lbs for bulking season but i switched to all calisthenics to prepare for cutting season

Finna be shredded as hell

[grim edge]

[gusty ravine]

Kung fu's for weaklings, do Karate

[minor owl]

Bad ass I wna get into boxing tho

[barren hare]

im donald trumps alt

[minor spoke]

...

[grim edge]

Judo >

[minor spoke]

U dont like kung fu or just boxing is ur jam

[minor owl]

I lost 14lbs 😇

[stable mirage]

UwU

[gusty ravine]

I could beat up 5 people at once, and I'm only a Red belt

[grim edge]

That’s solid

[grim edge]

connect ur account bc "notconnected=noopinions"

[minor owl]

Idk boxing is cool asf

Haven't got into anything yet but I wnna

[minor spoke]

Wait cheesy do u think he can

[gusty ravine]

I'm a GM, how do I connect/

[minor owl]

Nah 💀

[grim edge]

Do /connect

[gusty ravine]

But then you guys would feel bad

[minor spoke]

Dang

[gusty ravine]

Seeing my Elo

[minor owl]

Beating 5 people at once is kinda Impossible 🐖

[gusty ravine]

Since higher elo = better person, I'll be nice

[grim edge]

nah we won't
We r also GMS

[minor spoke]

Wait what if u were kung fu master

[grim edge]

Damn by ur logic im a horrible person

[gusty ravine]

I'm legit a master, I got this belt in 2 years

[grim edge]

Avg discord user here is like 2900 🗣️

[minor spoke]

Its ok were chilling at 1000 elo

[minor owl]

🤷‍♀

[gusty ravine]

The worst

[minor spoke]

Absolute legend, where r u from

[minor owl]

Depends who ur going against

[grim edge]

Average joes

[gusty ravine]

I'm from Boston, hbu

[minor spoke]

DAMN SAME

[gusty ravine]

Damn what

[minor spoke]

Wait holy which part

Related to MIT anyway?

[gusty ravine]

Attending Boston College rn

[minor spoke]

Ah ok nice nice

[gusty ravine]

I wish 😭

[minor spoke]

Transfer? lol, we shud hook up sometime

[barren hare]

dang you two should meet irl

[gusty ravine]

Hell no this guy seems like a weirdo

[minor spoke]

Ikr thatd be crazy, though this guy seems like hes not from the US though

[barren hare]

best friend forever

[gusty ravine]

I'm from New Zealand yeah

[minor spoke]

Oh damn

[gusty ravine]

How tf did u know

[barren hare]

bro replied to himself

[minor spoke]

Idk just gave foreign vibes

[barren hare]

💀

[gusty ravine]

It's a continuation of the convo smh

[minor spoke]

Bro wait benthecoder had some beef wit me earlier today

What happened

[gusty ravine]

You don't give Boston vibes though, probably from Philadelphia 🤢

[warm spindle]

i need to eat

[minor spoke]

Bro im out of country as well LOL

[barren hare]

yes you said you think that chess elo = iq or smth

[grim edge]

We got few schizophrenia here 🗣️🗣️

[barren hare]

i said you were trolling

[grim edge]

ikr

[gusty ravine]

Damn so my IQ's 250 I think

[minor spoke]

Goddamn

[minor spoke]

Is it not true

[gusty ravine]

IQ = Elo / 10? I agree

[barren hare]

nah bro youre actually trolling

[storm sandal]

Hi bots

[grim edge]

ur opinions doesn't matter

[storm sandal]

Wsg im from Asia where yall from

[grim edge]

Go bit specific

[storm sandal]

JaPaN

[gusty ravine]

nobody from Asia says they're from Asia, this guy's a fraud

[storm sandal]

Bro 💀

[gusty ravine]

They'll say the country first

[storm sandal]

It was a role chesscom gave me 💀

[grim edge]

Wait gtg cya

[storm sandal]

dont ever come back, jk

[gusty ravine]

Man this guy's not only a fraud, he's rude as hell

[peak plank]

LODNONFAOF

[gusty ravine]

I already know that I should hate you, don't ever come back to this server

[light cosmos]

London system?

[peak plank]

yes

[stable mirage]

[minor spoke]

AYO IM BACK

[light cosmos]

I don’t like it

[peak plank]

ok

[minor spoke]

Do u remember me

[gusty ravine]

Literally who?

[gusty ravine]

Should I know you?

[peak plank]

yes

[light cosmos]

Nah stay gone(I’m joking)

[peak plank]

I remember that you were online 12 hours ago

[minor spoke]

W, what else

[stable mirage]

choc

[minor spoke]

I mean duh the bro from boston amirite

[warm spindle]

2000 elo = 200 iq

[peak plank]

WAIT 2.2 IS OUT HOLY SHIT

[gusty ravine]

Nah you're right, get rid of the (I'm joking)

[stable mirage]

facts

[minor spoke]

YES CHOKEBAR IS BACK

DAYBEEZ

Sorry a bit too excited lol

[minor spoke]

Yeah i cant wait to grind it out

[gusty ravine]

tf is 2.2

[barren hare]

chess 2.2

[stable mirage]

gd

[gusty ravine]

Damn Chess 2's already getting updates?

When's the 15th pawn dropping

[minor spoke]

Whats chess 2

[gusty ravine]

Came out 3 days ago look it up

It's insane

4 rooks, 2 kings, 3 knights, and 3 players per game, you should really play

[minor spoke]

Damn wait we shud meet and play

[grim edge]

2.2 is frickin awesome

[stable mirage]

#2200-or-higher

[crude summit]

best kanye album

[minor spoke]

Holy crap skibidi toilet gaming is crazy

[grim edge]

crazy

[minor spoke]

Who r u

[stable mirage]

tis a great name

[gusty ravine]

My alt account

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/loypoll-pizza-tower-cheesed-up-ptcu-gif-2461141364079187250

i am still sickkkkkkkk. 😭 thought id feel better by now

[minor spoke]

Oh bruh

[stable mirage]

makes his opponents think he’s 8 on chess.c*m

[grim edge]

true

[gusty ravine]

Yeah I'm trying to get it banned let's see if it works

[minor spoke]

Wait bro get off ur alt

[crude summit]

lichess >

[minor spoke]

LOL

[stable mirage]

yes but idk his username on lichess

[minor spoke]

Wait does anyone know if ur allowed to have alts on this server

[crude summit]

no one knows if u dont say

[barren hare]

i am an akt

[peak plank]

you are if its not ban evading

[stable mirage]

as long as ur not ban evading it should be fine

[crude summit]

same

[minor spoke]

Hmm ok

@gusty ravine be careful ig lol

[peak plank]

hmmm

[stable mirage]

imagine being faster than me smh

[peak plank]

2200+ chat

when did zigzag become 2200

[stable mirage]

it’s a change from uwus

[minor spoke]

He cheated prolly

[grim edge]

didn't I just told you to connect ur account how's that rude and fraud

[minor spoke]

Anyone higher than 2000 prolly is a cheater ngl

[barren hare]

good thign im not a cheater

[serene thicket]

magnus be like

[gusty ravine]

That's true, I cheat personally

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-vladimir-kramnik-is-typing-interesting-cheating-gif-7271389210124433565

[gusty ravine]

Bro my fingers are broken tf you want

[minor spoke]

Who r u cheating ?

[grim edge]

[gusty ravine]

Cheating on your wife

[grim edge]

skills issue

[minor spoke]

:(

[gusty ravine]

Sorry man, she deserves it for what she did to those poor kittens

[minor spoke]

Lmao bro thought he was not a cheater

[minor spoke]

Excuse me i havent even met u yet

[barren hare]

im not a cheater :)

[minor spoke]

💀

[minor spoke]

U have to confirm with @grim edge otherwise u r a cheater, i dont trust anyone else

[gusty ravine]

Yeah but I already know you, I've been watching since the day you came to Boston

[barren hare]

[minor spoke]

Uhhh creep

[storm sandal]

Hi guys

I am gay

Does anyone here know how to play marshall attack

[stable mirage]

which one

[storm sandal]

Just kidding im not gay

[storm sandal]

Ruy lopez

[gusty ravine]

Are children under the age of 13 allowed in this server?

[storm sandal]

Nah idts

[gusty ravine]

@Mods ban please

[barren hare]

pls state your age

[gusty ravine]

19

[storm sandal]

Im 15

[stable mirage]

they’re not allowed on discord so by extension they’re not allowed in this or any server

[gusty ravine]

second year college

[gusty ravine]

yeah sure 👍

[minor spoke]

Wdym yeah sure, if she says so then yeah right?

[gusty ravine]

yeah and i'm Magnus Carlsen

[peak plank]

meh

[minor spoke]

Wait theres no way u just said meh again

Uve been saying that since yesterday

[peak plank]

umm...yes

[minor spoke]

Ur lame

[minor spoke]

Ur lame as well

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/c5y6B somone with a big number join

[peak plank]

you too 😄

[minor spoke]

Bruh

[gusty ravine]

omg so rude

idk how this is allowed here but alright

[minor spoke]

Wait bro i accidentally joined

And watching yt doesn help either lol

[gusty ravine]

You're probably getting destroyed, you're terrible

ngl

[minor spoke]

Wait i kinda am

[minor spoke]

Im watching yt this doesnt count

[gusty ravine]

no need to tell us, we know that

[grim edge]

I Lost tô a benoni 4 pawns user

[minor spoke]

Bro...

[serene thicket]

whats ur elo huh

[grim edge]

Lol i am fairly decent at spotting cheaters ngl

[nova verge]

Yooooooo

[gusty ravine]

you got destroyed? how badly

[minor spoke]

xD

[grim edge]

A 500 challenged me about a month ago and won tried to brag then pretty sure he got banned

[gusty ravine]

150, just started, don't even know the rules. Game seems bad so far though

[minor spoke]

Currently down 7 lol

[grim edge]

Bro literally made all best moves like i wouldnt notice

[gusty ravine]

Damn not even down 10? Best game of your life I guess

[minor spoke]

Ok bro i need to meet u at boston main park

The common

[serene thicket]

If you think its bad, then don't play lol

[gusty ravine]

alright i win the fight, let's do this

[grim edge]

I cant solve yo problems, u say ya problems never needed solving

I was too good to ya shoulda stayed solid

[gusty ravine]

It's so boring, I'm playing to try and figure out how people enjoy this. Dropped 200 elo today, this is terrible, I was 350 but now I'm 150

[grim edge]

Nice guys always finish off where they started

[minor spoke]

💀

[serene thicket]

You enjoy it after you have strategy

[gusty ravine]

I'm about to beat you till you cry for your mother's help

[minor spoke]

Omg lol game on

[gusty ravine]

Bro that sounds boring as hell

[grim edge]

Desires - Drake

[serene thicket]

What did you think chess was? Fortnite?

[gusty ravine]

idk i thought i t would be fun, but it's boring

[gusty ravine]

Might play another day, if I'm not 1000 by Thursday i'm quitting

[nova verge]

Don’t quit!

[gusty ravine]

Shouldn't be too hard though so maybe I'll do it

[grim edge]

Most ppl play chess for reasons other than fun tbh

[gusty ravine]

I've just not been trying, if I tried I would be winning these games

[grim edge]

No one is wasting hours a day of their life restlessly to “have fun”

[muted vale]

hi\

[nova verge]

Hey!

[serene thicket]

Let him quit if he wants to lol

[gusty ravine]

Damn how much money can I make off of this

[grim edge]

If you get good, a solid amount

If you’re a top player, millions

[serene thicket]

It took me 4-5 months to reach 1000 elo

[serene thicket]

Nothing

[grim edge]

It took me like 2 but im tilted asf so dont quote me

[gusty ravine]

Man it can't be that hard, I could probably be 2000 elo in like a few months

[serene thicket]

Not at your level

[serene thicket]

I started at 100 and barely played for 2 of those months

[grim edge]

I started at like 150 bro

[serene thicket]

Does anyone hear this kid rn

[gusty ravine]

I'd probably be a Master if I really tried for a year honestly, it's not that hard

[grim edge]

But i kept at it

[serene thicket]

Honestly, you sound mighty ignorant. I'm just saying. Chess isn't easy.

[gusty ravine]

It can't be that hard right, is 2000 even that high of elo though. I think I'm pretty smart I could probably do it

[grim edge]

What did i say that was ignorant??

[nova verge]

You got this bruh

[grim edge]

This server mad toxic for what 😂

[serene thicket]

Anybody who thinks they are smart is stupid

Just a common fact of life

[gusty ravine]

Yeah sure bud 👍

[grim edge]

Very much achievable

[serene thicket]

And chess isn't about being "smart." Its about recognizing moves and stuff

And having experience withs strategy

[lapis lava]

you don’t have to be smart to be good at chess

[brittle cosmos]

Jit straight trippin

[serene thicket]

fr

[nova verge]

You can achieve anything you set your mind to!

[grim edge]

Oh nah i didnt see the few months part

[gusty ravine]

Man ik, idk why people are so toxic I really think I can do it

[serene thicket]

Yeah, but not in two days

[lapis lava]

2k is is defo possible in less than a year

[serene thicket]

You can, but not in that short of time.

[gusty ravine]

A few months is a long time I'm probably overestimating

[lapis lava]

especially if it’s just online blitz or smth

[serene thicket]

Bro thinks he can become a master in less than a few months

[brittle cosmos]

Only if you REALLY commit to it

But yeah

[lapis lava]

yeah true

[grim edge]

Oop i see bro wasnt even talking to me, my apologies ^^^

[grim edge]

based on my experience, actually, in less than a month as long as you use the engine properly

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/oogway-my-time-has-come-gif-8019684

[lapis lava]

excellent point

mb I didn’t consider that

[gusty ravine]

Wait so if I just study the engine I can become better? Sounds pretty easy then

[serene thicket]

No you

[grim edge]

i was kidding you silly goose

[serene thicket]

Bruh

[grim edge]

U smell good

[grim edge]

OMG

Lolol

[shy pike]

shut up

[gusty ravine]

Legit I bet you I could hit 500 today, and 1000 tomorrow

[brittle cosmos]

Your pfp is so hot 🤩

[grim edge]

i'll try to find that shit... how does it smell like?

[grim edge]

anti rizz anti simp pfp

[shy pike]

stfu I alr said that

[brittle cosmos]

Smart

[grim edge]

make me grrrr

[shy pike]

GRRRRR

[lapis lava]

im highly attracted rn

[brittle cosmos]

[brittle cosmos]

Same 😩😩

[shy pike]

i wish i was a cat 😔

[grim edge]

ewww... only mairos can be attracted to frank zappa

It smells good reminds me of a cologne i used to wear but sweeter

[nova verge]

Hiya

[grim edge]

nice

[ornate ivy]

Lmao

[lapis lava]

@lime lava ?

[grim edge]

yes

[lapis lava]

LMFAO

[turbid terrace]

Ah finally

[lapis lava]

what TH are you

[turbid terrace]

Next is 1250

[lapis lava]

bro quit Clash Royale for clash of clans

[ornate ivy]

Only 11

[brittle cosmos]

Ay nice

[serene thicket]

okay buddy

[ornate ivy]

Better game plus all my irl friends are on the grind rn

They are all TH 13+

[lapis lava]

wtf they released TH16

[ornate ivy]

Yeah

[lapis lava]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ornate ivy]

What are you?

[lapis lava]

bro why wtf that’s so cringe

[nova verge]

Atta girl!

[lapis lava]

i never play the game

[ornate ivy]

New troop too

[gusty ravine]

Man I won't argue with you, I'll just prove I can do it

[lapis lava]

i was trying to max TH13

and they come out with TH16 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[minor owl]

Impossible

[ornate ivy]

Lmao

[brittle cosmos]

What are you rated rn?

[minor owl]

I am still maxxing out th 12 🐻‍❄️

[lapis lava]

is ur clan good

[shy pike]

Im trying max 10 :(

[ornate ivy]

Yeah

[gusty ravine]

I mean earlier today I was like 350 or so before I lost a bit, but I wasn't trying

[serene thicket]

You can probably do it but only if you have prior experience. If your skill level is truly 150 then ... no

[gusty ravine]

I wasn't taking it seriously, i've just gotta be more serious

[ornate ivy]

We just got 74/75 in a war and the only one we didn’t 3 star was a almost maxed TH 16

[lapis lava]

Nah bro Clash Royale is dead and now they’re updating CoC

[serene thicket]

whats your account usernane btw on cc

[brittle cosmos]

Ah yes 350 but can hit 1000 in 2 days
I’m all for wanting to improve but that’s kinda unrealistic icl

[lapis lava]

already maxed 16?????

[minor owl]

IDK why but coc is gaining popularity again suddenly

[lapis lava]

idk either

[minor owl]

Everyone is getting back on it

[gusty ravine]

bro i'm not sharing my username until I hit 1000+, it's embarassing

[lapis lava]

I play the game once a month to upgrade an archer tower

[tacit furnace]

hello

[minor owl]

😭💯

[ornate ivy]

Yea exactly

[ornate ivy]

Lmao pull up and join our clan

[lapis lava]

screenshot ur top

[minor owl]

Don't mind if I do 😋

[brittle cosmos]

Hmm

[lapis lava]

not really everyone starts somewhere

[ornate ivy]

We don’t trophy push, just do wars and chill

[lapis lava]

P1ano is a sweat wtf

[grim edge]

omg im 778 theres nothing to be embarrassed about it. connect your account

[serene thicket]

Watch this guy like submit a fake screenshot 2 minutes ltr saying he hit 1K

[lapis lava]

thank god I gap him in Clash Royale and Valorant though

[gusty ravine]

just wait, gimme a few days i got this

[ornate ivy]

Yeah lmao

[brittle cosmos]

That’s what I’m thinking

[lapis lava]

wait I have to update the game

[brittle cosmos]

Fr everyone starts somewhere

[ornate ivy]

He used to be basically pro level

[serene thicket]

How is it embarassing? Heres my rating graph over time (for blitz so not as accurate but still)

[lapis lava]

i was like Titan or something when I played actively bro wtf is pro level in CoC

[grim edge]

i will prob keep pushing next year. work, school, and Christmas are making me busy rn

[ornate ivy]

Like playing pro players

[gusty ravine]

no but my percentile's like 1st percentile or something it's so embarassing

nah i've gotta improve it

[lapis lava]

pro CoC 😭

[serene thicket]

Same

[brittle cosmos]

Same
I really need to do deeper analysis and learn some more openings but I’m just kinda busy rn and don’t feel like it

[ornate ivy]

Lowkey i used to grind watching those videos back in 2015

[grim edge]

I mean i started off 150 no cap

[lapis lava]

i know pro CoC exists but I can’t imagine doing that shit

[serene thicket]

You think everyone just starts magically at 80th percentile or smth? Its not embarassing bro

[grim edge]

Just study

[lapis lava]

pro CR is a lot more interesting (not biased fs)

[serene thicket]

My lowest was 169 lol

[grim edge]

@viscid cradle pleassseeeeee

[wind vector]

🤓

[grim edge]

It be like that sometimes

[shy pike]

why not

[ornate ivy]

Once you get to TH 14+ attacks in COC are actually super skilled tho tbh especially with hero update

[grim edge]

@severemod petition to change his name to beetlefart

[peak plank]

thats fair

everything below 1000 is the same anyways

[brittle cosmos]

Are you 1200 or 2000

[serene thicket]

exactly

[brittle cosmos]

Two roles is crazy

[serene thicket]

You think 100 is the same as 999?

[lapis lava]

yeah I’ve heard bro it seems interesting but I’m gonna continue to Edrags spam my way through LMFAOOO

[serene thicket]

Your outta your damn mind

[fallen valley]

Weak

[ornate ivy]

Lmfao

[grim edge]

<500

[brittle cosmos]

Real

[gusty ravine]

alright so it shouldn't take long then, I've got this

[serene thicket]

<100

[minor spoke]

@peak plank ggs

[serene thicket]

I'm like 99 elo at this point

[minor owl]

🐎

[minor spoke]

U can do it! I believe in u

[gusty ravine]

you lost didn't you

[minor spoke]

Wow i cheered u on and now u do this

[ornate ivy]

When you join make sure you change your profile to not do war if you don’t wanna be added tho

[serene thicket]

bro actually took that seriously

[gusty ravine]

nah screw you, now I want to fail 👿

[ornate ivy]

@lapis lava

[minor spoke]

Bro 💀 easy chill pill

[grim edge]

Just dont hang pieces and memorize how they move@serene thicket

[minor owl]

David goggins sigma

[grim edge]

You will borderline hit above 500 right after

[gusty ravine]

dude that sounds so boring

[minor spoke]

Did u ping wrong person

[serene thicket]

I'm trying to get to 98 elo I'll reach it soon

[brittle cosmos]

Hell probably 700 if it’s rapid

[grim edge]

Nah i got it right

[gusty ravine]

Like I'm playing for fun not to learn more

[minor spoke]

Okk

[minor spoke]

Ok so basically just checkmate

[gusty ravine]

If I wanted to learn I'd read a textbook

[nova verge]

That’s the spirit

[shy pike]

it's just them forgetting what it's like to be at the start

[brittle cosmos]

You’ll learn just by playing also

[minor spoke]

If ur white usually u can go Qxe8# on the first move

[serene thicket]

Buddy your not gonna get better if you aint trying to get better

[grim edge]

Honestly wayward queen and fried liver will get you points

[gusty ravine]

what does that even mean

[serene thicket]

At least not past 1200

[minor spoke]

Right ur illiterate i forgot

[grim edge]

Hi millie

Ah,feels good to win with 94 accuracy...

[brittle cosmos]

Fried liver works great in lower levels fr

[minor spoke]

EY UR BACK

[gusty ravine]

I'll try for an hour maybe

[grim edge]

It does

[grim edge]

How did you sense my prescence

[lapis lava]

#LRGP8VRVQ
add me and inv

[gusty ravine]

More than that is too boring

[shy pike]

i can attest
(Been like 700 for 6 months)

[grim edge]

I got a sixth sense 🙈

[minor spoke]

👀

[grim edge]

Yo wassup

[serene thicket]

have you reached a peak of 800+ yet?

[shy pike]

uhh maybe idk