💬〡general-off-topic

[lament jacinth]

Fruits and eggs is healthy bulking for a 6 yr old

[rain trout]

Let's gow

[minor owl]

god of war

[rain trout]

You're a real one. Get a wife

[lament jacinth]

Uh

[minor owl]

i am 17 blud

[haughty mortar]

Easier said then done ☠️

[rain trout]

He deserves love and happiness tbh

[minor owl]

thanks boo

[lament jacinth]

Guys someone cure my boredom

[minor owl]

dont get that too often

[rain trout]

That's discord job

[haughty mortar]

Ur a hallucination ☠️

[grim edge]

Fix your handwriting if it's shit, read a book if you feel like shit, take a shit if you need to take a shit, write a shit story about something

[lament jacinth]

You are discord do something

[fluid kraken]

How do I cancel my diamond bru

[haughty mortar]

THATS THE WORST INSULT IVE EVER HEARD ☠️☠️☠️

[rain trout]

[haughty mortar]

Dont, review crucial

[minor owl]

hi ultimate throat goat

[lament jacinth]

It's not an insult but ok

[fluid kraken]

I’m not spending 17 bucks

[haughty mortar]

I am

[fluid kraken]

not what it means

[haughty mortar]

Levels up my chess

[fluid kraken]

That’s you then buddy

[lament jacinth]

Hahaha how original SHUT UP UNITY

[minor owl]

mb bro

[rain trout]

I got trusted role for this exact thing

[lament jacinth]

WHY THE EMOJI

[minor owl]

i unironically read it as "i am ultimate throat goat" bro

[lament jacinth]

Shhhhhhh

[desert nimbus]

10.5 vs 9.5 for levy

[fluid kraken]

You say it levels up your chess but you’re still 1400 bru it doesn’t help that much

[desert nimbus]

against faustino

[haughty mortar]

Im not a schizo?????

[rain trout]

Get a boyfriend

[haughty mortar]

Started in march im 1500 now

[fluid kraken]

Shit wrong person

[lament jacinth]

Im not dating until im 18 so

[minor owl]

ya i have shit for brains

[minor owl]

chad

[lament jacinth]

NEXXXTTT

[fluid kraken]

unless it’s babibac 🤷‍♂️

[rain trout]

She is Arabic

[lament jacinth]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[haughty mortar]

Started march 2023 and had a pause since august to mid november, 1500

[rain trout]

Arab Christian

[dusk fox]

who come the chess

[grim edge]

Why date at age 17 when you could pay attention in physics and be like Oppenheimer one day?

[haughty mortar]

The colab

[minor owl]

i hope ur parents dont check ur discord

[lament jacinth]

Bro what

[minor owl]

true

[dusk fox]

who come the chess

[stable mirage]

is that a good thing

[lament jacinth]

Why?

I have nothing to hide

[fluid kraken]

She’s 17 bru ain’t nobody checking her shit

[minor owl]

cuz i assume they are religious and thats why ur not gonna date

[lament jacinth]

16

[rain trout]

You're sus. I love u

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-gif-4291974856442058593

[fluid kraken]

same shit

[dusk fox]

who come the chess

[minor owl]

ok throat goat

[lament jacinth]

Ok and Im not dating so what

[rain trout]

Y'all old

[fluid kraken]

You’re still eligible to drive a car

[minor owl]

tyler

[lament jacinth]

Im not dating him? He's some weirdo who hits on me

[grim edge]

I am eligible to rage behind the wheel as if it's still legal

[minor owl]

ok blud

[fluid kraken]

Who is Tyler

[minor owl]

someone we used to know

[lament jacinth]

Like babibac 2.0

[grim edge]

I agree with this

This is literally true

[minor owl]

got banned cuz he got accused of being 9 years old then he came back with a alt made joke about how he got banned and got banned again

[rain trout]

Women want happiness but don't know how to get it

[fluid kraken]

“Neurodivergent” guy who simped for her

[minor owl]

if he is minor himself its cool n shit

[rain trout]

YouTube is sus

[keen parrot]

you can be 16, religious and dating someone through discord

[alpine creek]

i just boosted

wheres my purple name

[keen parrot]

liya isnt one to do that though and certainly not with tyler

[minor owl]

she said she wont date

[keen parrot]

dude i know

[lament jacinth]

That's more personal choice

[rain trout]

Ofc if your religion allows that

[fluid kraken]

MAN WHO IS TYLER

[lament jacinth]

Another simp who got banned

[rain trout]

Check ghotam chess videos

[keen parrot]

i dont think religion is the hinder, its just her decision and its valid

[fluid kraken]

Ninja?

[grim edge]

Hitting kids is gre- ah nvm nah that ain't cool nvm

[alpine creek]

guys please help i just boosted the server how do i get my purple name!?!??!

[minor owl]

ya its obv a joke i know but i was just saying hope her parents dont see cuz wut will they make of it

[rain trout]

Mods

[stable mirage]

wha

[grim edge]

Be cool.

[keen parrot]

eh i doubt she is doing anything weird in dms

[minor owl]

i gave a whole lore recap and u ignored it

[minor owl]

ionobo

[alpine creek]

im cool

[grim edge]

Alr ping mod and say you cool asf

[keen parrot]

unreact from #reaction-roles to get pink if thats what you want

[lament jacinth]

@rain trout loves you, are you guys gonna marry 🥶🥶🥶

[marsh salmon]

Hi

Anyone play me ?

[minor owl]

i bus

[fluid kraken]

Hm

[rain trout]

He's a femboy maybe idk

[minor owl]

yes

[lament jacinth]

No SHES a furry

[surreal hatch]

why are so many chess players gay 🤔

[rain trout]

Bro

[novel moat]

[rain trout]

I'll marry her

[lament jacinth]

Gotta get rid of your thosbsuer hates the trusted role colour

[keen parrot]

dude look at why said, go to #reaction-roles and unreact the blue role

or cyan or whatever

[surreal hatch]

[fluid kraken]

why do you play chess? Thats your answer

[minor owl]

bro is brain dead

[surreal hatch]

oh.

[alpine creek]

my bad, people on the internet are stupid ( message deleted)

[fluid kraken]

[minor owl]

bye ultimate throat goat

[grim edge]

...cause chess is fun?

[lament jacinth]

@stable mirage OH MY GOSH DO YOU ACCEPT

[alpine creek]

do you think i dont know already?? anyway wtf does this have to do with you

[rain trout]

Nya

[keen parrot]

who is he

[grim edge]

42 vibe

[keen parrot]

the boyfriend

[alpine creek]

HOW

[lament jacinth]

@rain trout 😔😔😔 better luck next time

[minor owl]

mods

[rain trout]

yes yes

[minor owl]

bomb the parliament

[grim edge]

Nah wtf unity used the b word !?!?!?!?!??!?!'1'1'1'1'1'1??!

[alpine creek]

oh i see, youre a trouble maker. merry christmas

[stable mirage]

someone

[alpine creek]

WHAT

[rain trout]

Luckiest men alive

[lament jacinth]

5 steps ahead of you pal

[surreal hatch]

actually it's not that there's so many gay chess players
it's more so that those chess players with the larger discord presence are gay
so it appears there to be more gay chess players than in reality
🧐
maybe im just yappin

[minor owl]

wait wrong chat mb

[minor owl]

MISINPUT

[alpine creek]

no i mean it says trouble maker in your name

[rain trout]

Another reason to say it

[surreal hatch]

they don gon hit the pentagon..

[grim edge]

Ah i thought you took this server as the sample size; generally speaking then yes you're right

[alpine creek]

say what you want

[minor owl]

lmao

[keen parrot]

@lament jacinth how is the flag learning going

[lament jacinth]

On yourself 😋

[surreal hatch]

[viral epoch]

Nei

[alpine creek]

[rain trout]

Disturbing mods is fun

[maiden wasp]

Guys guys

Do you know why bottom of the sea is black?

[minor owl]

anger issues

[grim edge]

I harass Bastoura for a living

[minor owl]

no light reaches

[surreal hatch]

why?

[grim edge]

That's why he hates me more than he hates touching grass

[rain trout]

He's the nicest mod

[surreal hatch]

[grim edge]

Nah he sucks

[alpine creek]

ik

[grim edge]

Once i told him he was a sweetheart and he called me a weirdo

[keen parrot]

oj what was it

[viral epoch]

Deleting the message won't help

[minor owl]

say u get no game without saying u get no game

[grim edge]

And then i wished him a warm pillow and he removed my message

1984 much???

[viral epoch]

Racism shit

[surreal hatch]

true af

[keen parrot]

who did what now

[alpine creek]

oh there i did it, i got the purple name

[grim edge]

Dayum that's sexy

[minor owl]

nice bro ❤️

[surreal hatch]

some fella made a brilliant racism joke

very clever i might add

[maiden wasp]

Ayo stop ghost pinging me

[minor owl]

yes

[grim edge]

Racism is cringe

[minor owl]

even if u get banned it was worth it bro

[surreal hatch]

true..

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chair-spin-gif-21859780

[rain trout]

What happen if i say it again?

[grim edge]

This literally looks like it was made by an incel

[alpine creek]

or... is it? vsauce music plays (this is a joke, racism is a horrible thing)

[surreal hatch]

she castle on my pawn till i promote.. 💦

[minor owl]

????

[rain trout]

Yosuga no sora

[surreal hatch]

because it was lmao

[rain trout]

A pawn? Must be smol

[surreal hatch]

also true LMAO

[alpine creek]

whats happening in general

[grim edge]

"Hey vsauce, Michael here. Racism is cringe... or is it? vsauce music plays You see there's an emerging culture of-"

[minor owl]

its atleast avg stfu

[warped vigil]

chaos

[alpine creek]

vsauce took a dark turn

[shrewd vessel]

again with this ss

[rain trout]

Queen size or nothing

[raw kayak]

hey guys

[minor owl]

0.2 cm take it or leave it

[minor owl]

hey chakib

[shrewd vessel]

don't ever post gifs ever again

[raw kayak]

who wants to play a game?

[minor owl]

not now

[rain trout]

Levi queen ofc

[minor owl]

i say that i get muted

u say that u get proposed to

[warped vigil]

"smash"

[minor owl]

i literally got muted for saying smash

the mods straight up lied there 💀

[rain trout]

Don't say it and say i said you can say it. So please don't say it

[minor owl]

what ?

wait l

wtf

[ornate ivy]

L

[minor owl]

my brain stopped i cant grasp wut that means

[grim edge]

Let's play smash; character is fox, final destination, 3 stocks and no items

[rain trout]

That was the goal

[minor owl]

u suceed

[minor owl]

ill smash the fox alright

[grim edge]

AYO

[minor owl]

watch me get muted rn

[twin moon]

Hello again funny man

[minor owl]

hi ben

[stable mirage]

my honest reaction

[surreal hatch]

one must imagine Sisyphus beating magnus carlsen

[upbeat viper]

owo

[minor owl]

ur funny

[terse palm]

I accidentally played e3

[surreal hatch]

you too

[warped vigil]

that's a good move

[minor owl]

🐖

[terse palm]

it was a disaster

[warped vigil]

Nimzowitch moment

[minor owl]

🐖

[warped vigil]

Nimzowitch played e3

[stable mirage]

uwu

[terse palm]

i attempted to get a decent game but I have no opening prep after 1. e3

[grim edge]

Sup idiots

[keen parrot]

chat killer

[grim edge]

What's up cheat

Chat

[supple imp]

Who pinged me

[rocky vale]

I don't cheat

[grim edge]

Unlike a certain someone

[supple imp]

Wazgood cheap sidewalk hooker

[rocky vale]

Who does?!

[keen parrot]

plenty of people do

[rocky vale]

Yes but he said a certain someone

[supple imp]

Ye

[grim edge]

[surreal hatch]

umm..

[supple imp]

Doesn't even make sense

[surreal hatch]

that's cool but like
nobody cares?

[grim edge]

I say what I mean I mean what I say

[surreal hatch]

quiet your yapping and head out

[grim edge]

Shush it’s banter

[supple imp]

I'd be an export

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

bros children are called yip and yap

the founding father of yapping

fluent in yapanese

townsmayor of yappville

[warped vigil]

allat seems rehearsed ngl

[surreal hatch]

chief officer of yappinations

[grim edge]

I know you aren’t talking about yapping

💀

Your yapping is in your bio

[keen parrot]

💀

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

[warped vigil]

!connect

[surreal hatch]

'MERICAA 🦅 🔥 🔫 🔫 🔥 🦅 🇺🇸 🔥 🦅 🇺🇸 🔥

[grim edge]

Exactly my reaction

[grim edge]

Yeah shush Europeans only valid people here

[warped vigil]

I'm american!

[surreal hatch]

seems motivated but True..

[warped vigil]

💀 🔫 🦹

[verbal fable]

e.

[keen parrot]

europe > america

[grim edge]

And it’s not even close

[warped vigil]

Except we have some better chess

[grim edge]

When did someone last get shot in a school in Europe?

[keen parrot]

true, my parents all have meh experience the times they went to america (except my mom she liked boston ig)

[grim edge]

Remind me

[final gust]

Don't take sleep for granted

[warped vigil]

American schools are terrible

[final gust]

Played some of my worst chess in ages today

[grim edge]

Guaranteed 25% from multiple choice exams

[keen parrot]

multiple choice exams are goofy and shouldnt really exist tbh

[viral epoch]

@grim edge Where is the boykissa song

[grim edge]

Free 25%

[warped vigil]

guaranteed 75% because teacher puts people to close to each other in exams

[verbal fable]

Just Vibin' here witnessing the most factless argument known to man

[warped vigil]

my physics midterm today was multiple choice

[grim edge]

Hey

[verbal fable]

hello

[grim edge]

And you get like 90% without knowing anything

[rocky vale]

Except when you gotta state a reason

[warped vigil]

I get 80% cause it is hard af

[verbal fable]

I get by with literal guessing and reasoning, not knowledge at 70-80%.

[grim edge]

Yap yap yap raise your IQ move to Europe

[warped vigil]

would if i could

raise your elo move to USA

[verbal fable]

I think Europe had better chess players

[shrewd vessel]

@stable mirage hey, r u a furry?

[warped vigil]

we have NYC

[stable mirage]

yes

[viral epoch]

You're one of my favourite fuzzies

[verbal fable]

we have snow and fields for 100s of kilometers

[stable mirage]

thanks ;3

[warped vigil]

that's a lot of no chess

[shrewd vessel]

Nemlei games r insane ngl

[viral epoch]

:3

UwU

[verbal fable]

Playing chess on chess.com outside is amazing tho. feels like cheating because of the relaxation

[keen parrot]

meh i cant really focus well and im slow

half of my wins are either due to flagging or just beating my opp in low time

[warped vigil]

In Florida we have big beautiful pine forests, hundreds of acres large. Very itchy in the summer

[keen parrot]

but the feeling of playing outside in the summer in sweden is so great cause its perfect temp (25 celsius)

[twin moon]

Could someone give me a random position to do an open analysis with

I got my board set up doing endgames but I wanna try some middle game planning

[warped vigil]

me holdup

[haughty mortar]

Im not a worthless piece of shit anymore back to 1520

[twin moon]

Anderssen’s opening be like:

[verbal fable]

Some advice, make your opponent play a boring game of chess. nothing fun for them, just a draw. i do that and game review gives me 90+ accuracy, but if i attack alot, i lose and get 60ish accuracy

[twin moon]

Then your not attacking well, that’s the problem

[keen parrot]

well attacking games usually have lower accuracy its not a worry

boring games is just no fun

[twin moon]

Or you are playing some dubious openings

[twin moon]

Ye

[grim edge]

hi vim

[grim edge]

Hi ducky

hi mashu

[grim edge]

Hi ben

[twin moon]

Hello, how are you?

[warped vigil]

how do you handle the white side:

[grim edge]

Good how are you

[twin moon]

I’ll tell you in a bit, let me set it up

[warped vigil]

k

[twin moon]

I’m good

[grim edge]

Okay

[twin moon]

Got my yee yee ah board with me

[grim edge]

Cool board

[warped vigil]

oh no my queen

[twin moon]

I just got like 20 boards from a retired chess club, this one is just easy to set up

I have a marble one but I can’t be bothered to carry it to another room

[grim edge]

Bruh I need 1 my is made out of paper bruh

[warped vigil]

Paper?!

[grim edge]

Ye paper u heard that right

I printed it

[twin moon]

L board

https://youtube.com/shorts/3-dQqB9ygyM?si=43Z8DTw5sZEq8ggK

No board gang

[warped vigil]

Anarchy chess time

what do you think of the position though

[twin moon]

Ok so I’m Ngl, I only just now got all the piece on

So I’m gonna stop talking for 5 minutes then get back to you

[warped vigil]

okok

[twin moon]

Ok so my first idea is c5

Just with the semi open b file favoriting white

[grim edge]

Should I start playing chess again?

[warped vigil]

can we go to improvement talk

[twin moon]

Aswell as having ideas with trading LsB

[warped vigil]

it'll be hard to talk here

[twin moon]

Only if you decide to do it

[twin moon]

Bet, Ngl you wanna call?

[grim edge]

Hmm maybe

[warped vigil]

can't rn, in 15 minutes I might be able to

[grim edge]

Nah I'll wait till my grades is A then I'll play again

[twin moon]

Hmm alr

[viral epoch]

Hi Mashy

[grim edge]

Hi Mitzu

[boreal cosmos]

anyone for hnb after my next cs2 match? 😄

[verbal fable]

There are some puzzles on chess.com that if the tactic would happen to me in live game. my soul would leave my body

[near stirrup]

Bullet is prolly the fastest game you can play chess.com

And I was joking I know that it is

[normal hatch]

It isnt

The fastest is Ultra Bullet

[rain trout]

Hi cuties

@normal hatch miam

[normal hatch]

🐶

[rain trout]

🐕

[trail path]

chat look at my brilliant

[normal hatch]

Cool

[lament jacinth]

Guys anyone here know music theory

[warped socket]

Well played

[grim edge]

which bot better 🗣️

[haughty mortar]

Good for a <1000

[normal hatch]

Steady hating

[haughty mortar]

????

No im saying that its an actual flexing rights move for <1000

If you would flex this move at like 1200-1300+ thats like nothing

[drowsy latch]

lmao

[lament jacinth]

@minor owl

[haughty mortar]

Do you have my double kadas : symetrical, french attack variation course?

[grim edge]

did you also realised these 2 are speaked the same

[haughty mortar]

Man i hate when i steals someones drink and its poison

[haughty mortar]

Dong721

[smoky roost]

i finally reached 900 yay

[haughty mortar]

MAJOR TILT INCOMING

[smoky roost]

NO

[lilac fable]

Hello chat

[gleaming tiger]

Hey all

[haughty mortar]

Gyhshshy

[gleaming tiger]

Anyone fancy giving me some lessons haha

[haughty mortar]

Heptagon

[haughty mortar]

Im fancy

Too fancy for you bozo

[gleaming tiger]

Probably lol

[haughty mortar]

The rook and thequeen

[lilac fable]

I got 10 elo after a sudden chess.com messaged me saying someone violated fair play policy idk what was that but well I couldn't know who did it because most of the games wad people kicking my ass

[gleaming tiger]

Sorry would anyone be willing to play some games with me

[drowsy latch]

what

[haughty mortar]

Bro thinks he getting perms ☠️

[haughty mortar]

No? Stay 200 bozo

[drowsy latch]

what is bro saying 💀

[haughty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

What did bro do to deserve it ☠️

Y

[lilac fable]

I revealed my username

Now I'm gonna be haunted

💀

[gleaming tiger]

Ugh I don’t get why it calls certain moves a blunder

[verbal fable]

Some chess puzzles are satisfying to complete, others are just stupidly hard, like no human plays the moves

[lilac fable]

I made so many blunders

[drowsy latch]

why is bro yapping man

[haughty mortar]

Cuz its a blunder

Bozo

[gleaming tiger]

But what does that mean haha

[gleaming tiger]

I don’t understand why

[haughty mortar]

Watch this +200 elo if u understand

Queen and rook sac

[drowsy latch]

who

[haughty mortar]

Nobody asked :((

[drowsy latch]

lmao

[haughty mortar]

Premoved a blunder here 😔

Finally 1520 again

[normal hatch]

Cool one

U found this?

[haughty mortar]

I regain basic self love, until next tilt ☠️

[haughty mortar]

Yes

Me goog

[normal hatch]

Nice one

[haughty mortar]

Thank you

Most kind thing all day

[hushed oracle]

Is there anyone that is willing to teach me how to win most games of chess I started playing again today after a couple years break and I can’t remember anything

[keen parrot]

throughout your chess career you will win about as much as you lose, difference being you will win against tougher players

[hushed oracle]

I’m probably the worst player out there

My elo is 100

[normal hatch]

Waiting for my losses to pay off

[unborn pike]

Hello everyone I am Napoleon Bonaparte emperor of France

[grim edge]

just kiss

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> loud

woah that was fast

[upbeat viper]

I arrived at the same time

Just before you pinged

Kek

Anyway, please don't send loud audio

[dark hinge]

im an idiot

[grim edge]

we too pro

[dark hinge]

i blundered my queen but my opponent didnt take

[fleet verge]

I genuinely thought that mittens had a rating of 1, and got quite of a surprise

[valid rapids]

It does how did u lose to it

I think your the first person to lose to mittens 👀

[grim edge]

loud audio

[valid rapids]

Woww got ‘em there 😭

[grim edge]

[nocturne carbon]

how do i connect my discord

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @nocturne carbon, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[spark apex]

actual opp

[keen parrot]

shush

[grim edge]

:3

[spark apex]

any upcoming OTB tourneys?

Why are you in the DM's of someone who calls themself "Yeetgod2078"

[fickle rampart]

The chess drama going on rn is pretty spicy

[peak plank]

btw Ki what state you at?

[warm spindle]

Mfw

[grim edge]

What is it

[fickle rampart]

Firouzja accused of rating farming in order to steal candidates spot from Wesley So

[grim edge]

Who’s that?

Another cheater

Great chess has so many

[peak plank]

meh

[umbral wind]

😂😂😂

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

[fickle rampart]

They set him up in a custom tournament vs like 2400s

[grim edge]

So how would I go about cheating in a chess tournament

For a friend

[spark apex]

Can you link some resources that would give a better context?

[grim edge]

special beads

[fickle rampart]

Now the question is will FIDE honor the games

[fickle rampart]

https://x.com/emilsutovsky/status/1736831701685321920?s=46

[spark apex]

😂

[umbral wind]

Shove some beads up your ass or hide your phone in the toilet

Both work

[grim edge]

How does that work 💀

[pallid plinth]

Lost bc u have to take a poop is the worst

[grim edge]

Just pop to the toilet after every move okay

Not at all suspicious

[umbral wind]

You haven’t watched the video where the guy tests if a*al beads would work?

[grim edge]

Idat?

[umbral wind]

Tf is idat

[spark apex]

Typical

[umbral wind]

Well every couple moves yeah

[spark apex]

Obviously Alireza knows that his farming attempts wouldn't go unnoticed

[grim edge]

Wait wrong person

[spark apex]

Tbh I don't think he cares

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/5uDM3fPeNFM?si=bvqYKK8rPLOED6ks

[stable mirage]

sometimes just getting one critical move is enough

[grim edge]

Out of curiosity

[keen parrot]

alireza is a bitch

[umbral wind]

https://youtu.be/AqqQ-xNAcCw?si=NUnOHnSD9P3-bKRy

[grim edge]

These videos are all so weird

[umbral wind]

Alireza is a G

Nah that one’s hilarious 😭

[peak plank]

👀

[fickle rampart]

Also y’all see this ????

[stable mirage]

idk what you expected from this topic

[stable mirage]

kramnik might find this very interesting

[umbral wind]

It’s Magnus, hardly surprising

[grim edge]

Neither

[fickle rampart]

Indeed

[fickle rampart]

Ikik even still though

If he loses or even draws a game he loses good chunk of rating

[stable mirage]

-6 skill issue

[keen parrot]

magnus if he is trying > peak hikaru any day

[umbral wind]

Well nah

[fickle rampart]

In blitz yes idk about bullet though

100 game bullet match 1|0 would be fun

[grim edge]

How would I know

I’ve never even played in a tournament lol

No

[fickle rampart]

If Magnus had Hikaru’s mouse speed it would be ggs

Bro would be like 3700

[grim edge]

I was 900 and got banned for no reason 💀

[shy pike]

i cheat

[keen parrot]

mate dont start this you used to as well

[shy pike]

so did u >:(

[keen parrot]

no i dint

[shy pike]

dang it i was guessing

[keen parrot]

i aint simping for no one except my girlfriend smh

[grim edge]

Why’s that even a screenshot 💀

[keen parrot]

no im not you

[grim edge]

Why did you ss that though it doesn’t mean anything are you good

[shy pike]

unity block vimun for 1 sec

so it removes the S

[umbral wind]

Unity always arguing I love it

[shy pike]

sad

[lament jacinth]

Atleast he doesn't simp for Men like you do

[umbral wind]

Ew?!

[keen parrot]

hey what i dont simp for every girl in chat

[shy pike]

at least unity doesn't put random capitals in his sentences smh

[lament jacinth]

Kek

[fickle rampart]

This position is too wacky

[shy pike]

we do? :(

[grim edge]

Liya allow it he has an underage girlfriend

[keen parrot]

if anything they simp for me

[umbral wind]

Oh yeah I forgot

[shy pike]

I HATE YOU

[lament jacinth]

That's cap

[fickle rampart]

No horsey for you

[umbral wind]

😬😬😬😬😬

[keen parrot]

its perfectly legal stawp

[keen parrot]

example: millie

and YOU

[shy pike]

perfectly legal doesn't mean perfectly not weird

[lament jacinth]

That's cause you haven't given Millie a face reveal

[keen parrot]

its not 50 and 18

[lament jacinth]

Wow sarcasm😳

[keen parrot]

i know i know

be faster so you can flag them

you havent seen me

[lament jacinth]

That's weird coming from someone who rated my brother 10/10

[keen parrot]

nah that bish was a bad photo

im like a 6, 7 on a good day

no.

[lament jacinth]

You're a 5 from the photos you showed me

[grim edge]

Unity wyll or stop attacking people

[keen parrot]

yes bonglord can confirm

[umbral wind]

Ong you can’t call someone a 3 then not show your face

[keen parrot]

im not photogenic

[grim edge]

What you look like

[shy pike]

wack your little lick

[lament jacinth]

@fringe girder

[grim edge]

Don’t chat shit and then don’t show your face

Alright

[shy pike]

omg steroids 😲😲 😱😳

[keen parrot]

tbh bonglord is the only person here who has seen my face in a video call

[shy pike]

and me

[gleaming tiger]

Can I what does it mean by ‘inaccuracy’

[keen parrot]

when

[shy pike]

you made a meh move

[keen parrot]

true...

[gleaming tiger]

But it’s not like an awful move

[shy pike]

in a few minutes 🥺🥺

[gleaming tiger]

Just could’ve been better

[keen parrot]

nah you wish

[lament jacinth]

Your move wasn't wrong but it was the wrong idea

[shy pike]

not really tbh

[gleaming tiger]

Kk

[grim edge]

Unity I’m waiting or shut up

Picture or lay off

[keen parrot]

im so handsome amirite chat

[gleaming tiger]

Can I turn off rated?

[shy pike]

unity is cat

[grim edge]

Too insecure to send a picture so don’t talk bad about other people that’s what I thought

[shy pike]

well not with that attitude

[shy pike]

try to make a coherent sentence

[grim edge]

Don’t chat shit about people then idiot

[shy pike]

Why

they chose to send

[grim edge]

Are you actually that spastic?

Yeah and what gives you the right to chat shit about people you don’t know

[umbral wind]

😶

[grim edge]

Yeah my normal vocab is largely censored

I think you’re an insecure little boy hiding behind his screen

[lament jacinth]

No this is general, chess is at #💬〡chess-talk

[grim edge]

King's Gambit: Tumbleweed Variation

[shy pike]

he said chess SERVER, not channel

[umbral wind]

Damn bro taking shots at me wtf

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> the end

[shy pike]

<@&745328830649991179> reference to Minecraft

[umbral wind]

Anyway it’s basic humanity to not talk shit about other people

[shy pike]

ewww British

[grim edge]

Yeah shut up kiddo 😂 don’t be racist

[shy pike]

i hate British people

[umbral wind]

😭😭

[peak plank]

.

[grim edge]

Lots of mutes here wow

[terse palm]

somehow i survived this in a 2+1 game. white is defending everything

[grim edge]

Mods gonna have a field day

[keen parrot]

america is genuinely not better than europe

[shy pike]

agree

[grim edge]

sure you can criticise the british but the french are worse

[shy pike]

dont say slurs

[umbral wind]

Beef over the silliest shit too, some people just can’t be nice 🤷🏻‍♂️

[grim edge]

Bast you gonna allow that?

[peak plank]

bruh

[peak plank]

lets not talk shit about any country

[shy pike]

bruh

[shy pike]

except the US

[umbral wind]

Nice bishop

[grim edge]

Fr

[peak plank]

because overgeneralizions = bad

[terse palm]

Qxg5

[keen parrot]

except albania

[peak plank]

its called being a decent person smh

[keen parrot]

stop sending my face reveal in chat

[shy pike]

being decent is boring

[grim edge]

🤓

[keen parrot]

i dont think he did 😭

[umbral wind]

How else would I see that?

[grim edge]

is unity still creating a bunch of trouble

[shy pike]

u are

[keen parrot]

dude its fin...

[terse palm]

Ne4 and white is defending everything

[umbral wind]

🤓

[keen parrot]

yeah fr only 500

[peak plank]

[umbral wind]

Yeah moons some god

[umbral wind]

It’s unity what do you expect

[shy pike]

@grim edge C is bad

[grim edge]

C ?

[shy pike]

yeah the letter

[grim edge]

oh the language?

I blocked him dw

@grim edge play the bongcloud for 3 days or listen to friday by rebecca black for 10 hours straight

[shy pike]

nono the letter

[umbral wind]

Fact she actually played truth or dare is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[grim edge]

Shut up

[grim edge]

damn C did nothing wrong 😢

💀 thats crazy

[shy pike]

no the language

[umbral wind]

Actually played truth or dare I’m creasing 😭😭😭

[keen parrot]

truth or dare but spicy is only for the real ones

[grim edge]

Not a word from you chav

[umbral wind]

Yo vimun wanna play truth or dare in DMs

[keen parrot]

😳

[grim edge]

sexual harizzment

[grim edge]

yeah c is a pretty bad language to code i guess

[grim edge]

MEMEMEMEMEMEE

https://tenor.com/view/cr7siuuuuuu-gif-7786851589249758037

[grim edge]

but its what i learned watching the first half of that one harvard course so im gonna show off what i can

[shy pike]

c is for 🐈

[grim edge]

true

[grim edge]

damn my bad

[shy pike]

why

[grim edge]

what do u code with

[shy pike]

no c is for cat

[grim edge]

oh...

[shy pike]

not bad word

[grim edge]

😭

[keen parrot]

yea you play with fin

[shy pike]

🦀

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/d6tV0cr9zYI?si=mbptF1yG67P3BDA1 this is the best minecraft song idc

[shy pike]

why

[grim edge]

its a pretty nice game

[shy pike]

tie

[grim edge]

sorry

[shy pike]

ignore him

[grim edge]

ill make sure to talk about valorant here next time

[shy pike]

ew

[keen parrot]

send some valorant clips in here

[grim edge]

if u have money to buy alcohol u can atleast spend £2.50 lad

[shy pike]

gross

[grim edge]

white was winning. but i won through time :v

seen you post about it

oh lorddd!!!

you're a crazy lad but i like the energy

mamacita

i think i killed off the chat

22p can do wonders

oh

22p is just 22 pence, over in 'merica i suppose you call em "cents"

same difference

[vestal urchin]

ok so uhh

my main got disabled for being underage

despite me already having verified my age to it????

[grim edge]

💀

[spark apex]

Nice catfish alt

[fleet verge]

nuh uh lol

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/d6tV0cr9zYI?si=3Hpk_8VAzEOX84PU listening to this music will make you calm down

[spark apex]

Who is bro trying to fish 😂 https://www.chess.com/member/e4e5f4c6

[grim edge]

@keen parrot he’s refusing my dare

[fleet verge]

grah

[grim edge]

ur lying

[vestal urchin]

main is disabled for now ill be back soon

[grim edge]

Why

no way bro can sing that at eminem's pace

[vestal urchin]

cause i said i was 12 again, i already verified my age to discord but ig i have to do it again

[grim edge]

Are yog 12?

[vestal urchin]

no

[grim edge]

You’re 12…

[spark apex]

@vestal urchin

[near stirrup]

Hello people

[rustic mirage]

Honestly do you think you are anymore superior by telling this dude that he is 12

[near stirrup]

Nope

[rustic mirage]

Like easy there dawg

[grim edge]

Very much so

[lament jacinth]

HAHAHAHAHAGAHAHA

[near stirrup]

What is even going on here

[lament jacinth]

LOSSSERRR

[near stirrup]

huh

[rustic mirage]

Honestly when people do that they are the ones that are 12

[lament jacinth]

Guys im 2 months old 😨😨😨

[grim edge]

which minecraft disc is better? chirp or strad

[rustic mirage]

[lament jacinth]

Quick mods don't take me 😨

[spark apex]

lmao you'll still get disabled

can't believe discord is trying to disable minors smh

[vestal urchin]

i already verified my age once smh

screw discord ngl

[grim edge]

Natural selection will take them

[lament jacinth]

That's a little bit weird man I bet discord doesn't consent

[vestal urchin]

discord is a minor 😨

[grim edge]

Guys Fin is singing rap god as we speak

Very excited

[vestal urchin]

8

[lament jacinth]

OH MY GOSH REALLY

I can sing it faster than Eminem it's funny

[peak plank]

💀

yikes

[lament jacinth]

Pixel you're my best friend

[vestal urchin]

not being underage, saying that i am underage*********

[lament jacinth]

Tell pixel i said that he's my best friend

[vestal urchin]

@peak plank liya hates u as usual

[umbral wind]

I gotta hear yours

[grim edge]

Guys

[umbral wind]

😭😭😭 safe I’m going sleep

[umbral wind]

Hahahaha you’re such a knob

[vestal urchin]

dude i already verified it before

[lament jacinth]

Gordon Ramsay can sing

[vestal urchin]

i didnt know they would still lock you out

[grim edge]

You’re too good Fin

[umbral wind]

Haha well least I did it 🥱

[grim edge]

You sound like the original

[umbral wind]

loool just fck off

[lament jacinth]

Accept friend request

[vestal urchin]

did

[grim edge]

anyone a fan of football here?

[lament jacinth]

Any music nerds in chat

[vestal urchin]

no

[fickle rampart]

DUOLINGO IS THE BEST

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[lament jacinth]

Im quizzing you Rn dms

[brisk stag]

how did i become so bad at chess i was 2000 rated 2 months ago now i cant even hit 1900

[fickle rampart]

I ii iii IV V vi vii(dim)

[fickle rampart]

Pls no

[grim edge]

whats your reaction to the champions league draw?

i hate how city are just constantly getting east opponents

it seems sketchy

[grim edge]

You lose chess skill as you don't play and you gain skill the more consistently you play

It's that simple

Hi char

ugh

[stable mirage]

hi

[grim edge]

Whisky how you doing

[grim edge]

beyond eepy. eepier than eepy . like if u took eepy then eepied it with an eepray youd get me

also sick im pretty sure

[grim edge]

I understand it's 1 am and in dying

[grim edge]

Imma stay home tommorw ngl

ooo a time traveller

School ain't fun

can u tell me the outcomes of horse races

[grim edge]

In travelling through dimensions

can u tell me the outcome of interdimensional horse races

The horses all around the world become giga horses

Oh what do you follow? premier league?

[fickle rampart]

Arsenal winning it all

[grim edge]

W

[fickle rampart]

Ya

[grim edge]

Oh wait you're in the gunners server too

[fickle rampart]

Dayum straight

[grim edge]

The fish tanked me for no reason as usual, can be bums at times

[vestal urchin]

dude when arsenal smacked us in group stages i thought it was joever

[grim edge]

who do u support

[vestal urchin]

PSV

but now we in da knockouts baby

and dortmund look beatable

[grim edge]

Yea icl dortmund are gonna beat u guys

[vestal urchin]

nah we got the form

[grim edge]

but u have a decent chance

[fickle rampart]

Rip

[vestal urchin]

dortmund are favorites sure

[grim edge]

Gotta love dortmund

[fickle rampart]

I got timed out a few times but cuz I was typing in caps

[vestal urchin]

already happy to be at this stage ngl

[fickle rampart]

They do not like cappy caps

[grim edge]

i just find it sketch madrid and city get easy teams like always

city's group stage group was a joke

they got the easiest teams possible

[lilac fable]

Bullet chess but still 500 elo

I seck

I blunder so hard that I won

[grim edge]

which team?

[grim edge]

I agree

[compact beacon]

700 elo chess

[grim edge]

Professional bottlers

Nah I'm jk

[lilac fable]

I mostly play bullet chess tbh but overall I enjoy chess with all my heart

[brisk stag]

i didnt stop playing i just dont see the game well anymore 😢

[twin moon]

That’s just taking a break

If I interpreted it right

[stable mirage]

delete the game from your memory

[grim edge]

I'm jk lol

[grim edge]

Wear glasses

[compact beacon]

im recovering from my huge lose streak rn

dropped to 700 elo with my best being 920

[brisk stag]

no i was 2000 a month ago and i didnt stop playing i just kept slipping rating and now im 1860 or something

[compact beacon]

but im back to 800 rn

[twin moon]

Ohh I see, so tilt/slump?

[compact beacon]

same thing happened to me but to a much lower level

[brisk stag]

idk ive never tilted before

[twin moon]

I had a similar thing happen, just at 1950

[brisk stag]

not like this ive hit a wall but once i hit a rating i usually stay there not go back to where i was

[lilac fable]

Were you the guy that roasted that 1700 elo dude?

[grim edge]

Me fr

[stable mirage]

me see queen me attack queen

[night yacht]

I love all races equally ||even the bad ones|| ❤️

[stable mirage]

what is that supposed to mean

[viral orbit]

What's the bad ones supposed to mean-

[twin moon]

I mean not everyone was created equally

[fleet verge]

probably for the best if we're being honest

[twin moon]

And that’s coming from an American

[night yacht]

🌚

[fleet verge]

mods, kidnap his family

[night yacht]

You people these days

[warm spindle]

Nah, id win.

[stable mirage]

thanks graveyard keeper

[twin moon]

Graveyard keeper?

[stable mirage]

game where the quote is from

[twin moon]

Oh lmao, I’ve never heard of it

[stable mirage]

yeah I figured from the question

[twin moon]

Nah no way

[static ridge]

yuhhh im nearly at 1000 guys

[twin moon]

You must be the smartest smarty to ever smart

[static ridge]

just need to tilt 363 more

[stable mirage]

“how to reach 1900”

[harsh mortar]

to how reach 2100

[stable mirage]

lose a bunch of games in a row

[warm spindle]

Wet the bed.
Hide this event from your grandparents.
Profit in elo.

[nimble niche]

hello fire

[lilac fable]

Guys is the elo based on rapid or blitz

In discord

[grim edge]

hi chat

[shrewd vessel]

hi

[normal hatch]

Whichever is higher

[ivory ocean]

Bonjour

[shrewd vessel]

quoi de neuf

[ivory ocean]

I know two words of french

[warm spindle]

@static ridge

[lilac fable]

I don't think it's based on rapid

[dull lava]

Sup crew

[normal hatch]

It is

[warm spindle]

@normal hatch

[normal hatch]

Rare Perrin appearance in the cc server

[normal hatch]

What

[warm spindle]

👍

[dull lava]

Imagine engaging in the chesscom server and not gg/chess

[normal hatch]

fr

[warm spindle]

Dang I didn't know you were chill like that

[grim edge]

yo i wanna annoy somebody but i dunno who to annoy. any takers?

[fluid kraken]

Annoy me

Im bored so

[grim edge]

sure

damn i dunno how to start it

[fluid kraken]

🤦🏾

[grim edge]

usually i annoy people because theyre annoying and i can riff off what they say

[dull lava]

None of you should be here

[grim edge]

but i like you

[dull lava]

Go to CA

[grim edge]

you live in cali? im sorry

[harsh mortar]

who this

[grim edge]

@grim edge goodnight

[dull lava]

Chess Academy

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

somehow even worse

[grim edge]

gnight sweetheart

[dull lava]

This place is dead

[trail path]

one elo away

[grim edge]

Good job :)

[normal hatch]

CA better🗣️

[normal hatch]

Congrats

Wait, not yet. When you do, congrats

[trail path]

700 ELO gang

[fluid kraken]

Chess academy is a shitty server

[fluid kraken]

[fickle rampart]

What about Duolingo server

[fluid kraken]

Goated

[teal jungle]

what opening for white gives the best kingside attacking prospects

[fickle rampart]

😏

[normal hatch]

Prob Italian

[teal jungle]

I really do not think so

[fickle rampart]

Jerome Gambit

[final gust]

Just made my move of the year - the low quality edit was necessary

[teal jungle]

I mean openings that you will be able to consistent get

not a variation

so for example 1.e4 or jobava london, ect

[fickle rampart]

King’s Gambit

[teal jungle]

thats a variation of e4

[normal hatch]

Oh I forgot KG. Still wouldn’t recommend

[brittle cosmos]

😭😭

[teal jungle]

e4 is a consideration but I'm more so looking for something with more consistent positions

like e4 can branch into so many different things

[normal hatch]

Theres nothing more consistent than e4 e5 dawg

[teal jungle]

but black wont always play e5 after e4

so the opening e4 could go into any number of different positions and variations and does so quite frequently

[normal hatch]

Ofc, learn something against the other main defenses

[final gust]

Kings gambit ain't a variation of kings pawn. It's it's own opening

[final gust]

Ain't that how they're categorized?