💬〡general-off-topic

[worn ice]

wsdookadr2 (1082) vs. Einstein159 (1017)

Move List

1. c3 [d5] 2. d3 Nf6 3. Na3 c6 4. Bf4 e6 5. h3 Bd6 6. Qd2 e5 7. Bg5 Nbd7 8. c4 a6 9. Nc2 O-O 10. h4 Qe7 11. h5 h6 12. Bxh6 Ng4 13. Bxg7 Kxg7 14. h6+ Kh7 15. e3 Qf6 16. Nh3 a5 17. f3 Nxh6 18. e4 Nc5 19. Nf2 b5 20. Ng4 Bxg4 21. fxg4 bxc4 22. exd5 cxd3 23. Bxd3+ Kg7 24. O-O-O Nxd3+ 25. Qxd3 cxd5 26. Ne3 Qf4 27. Kb1 d4 28. Rdf1 Qg3 29. Rxf7+ Rxf7 30. Nf5+ Rxf5 31. Qxg3 Nxg4 32. Qxg4+ Kf6 33. Rh6+ Ke7 34. Qxf5 Rf8 35. Qe6+ Kd8 36. Qxd6+ Ke8 37. Re6+ Kf7 38. Qe7+ Kg8 39. Rg6+ Kh8 40. Qg7# 

[grim edge]

I don't get it

[twin moon]

By Oxford dictionary definition, queen is defined as something that is strange or odd

[west reef]

To this day, I don't understand what Q is

[twin moon]

Queer*

[low sable]

queer is just another word for gay

[twin moon]

Or to spoil or ruin

[low sable]

idk why its there tbh

[twin moon]

Shhh

[grand niche]

why are we discussing LGBTQ+ in a Chess server?

[west reef]

"B" is pretty illogical to me as well

It's like they are having double standards

[grand niche]

you don't need to. it's offtopic. this is a chess discord.

[west reef]

Fr

[grand niche]

fr fr

[low sable]

Bisexual
its a person who like their own gender along with the opposite

[west reef]

Yea exactly

Double standard

[low sable]

"ignore"💀

[low sable]

im not to sure thats what a double standard is

[west reef]

I mean

[grim edge]

chess and LGBT are quite related stuff if u ask me

[west reef]

Hmm

Well I grew up in a household where everyone believes there are 2

[nimble niche]

it's the same as african americans calling each other the n word, it used to be offensive but now they use it between each other

[grand niche]

there are 2 colors/sides in chess yes, let's stick to that

[west reef]

Yes sir

2 sides of a coin

[grand niche]

yes please, we don't need the entire LGBT debacle here

[twin moon]

People who wonder why white moves first are born to the son/daughter of a BLM activist, it ain’t that deep

[low sable]

no some straight people just use it insult others

[grand niche]

yo Ben, I find it condescending that you post a screenshot of something that can be easily googled.
stop doing that. it's lame and ridiculous.

[grim edge]

english opening is fun asf so far lol

[twin moon]

I was just showing the other definition that I didn’t mention, if you don’t like it then live with it

[west reef]

I refer you to play Sicilian dragon,, it's more fun

[grim edge]

i play that for black

[low sable]

ofc you do

lol

[grim edge]

still in the works though, transitioning from spanish and caro kann

[west reef]

Mhm

[twin moon]

Also (if you are joking then mb), but you are a 37 year old working in Romania, if you are gonna get heated over something this small then I just gotta ask what you are doing with your life

[west reef]

Well I never play e4 as white ever....

I always play queen's gambit

[grim edge]

im for catalan

[west reef]

Catalan is nice too

[twin moon]

Catalan is like playing the piano, sounds nice to know how to play it but I know I could never be bothered to

[west reef]

Some traps in catalan

Are nicee

[grim edge]

😭😭 true

[twin moon]

So I just play bird and Saragossa

[grim edge]

that was a very oddly accurate comparison

catalan was just the first opening i got into

and i liked it

[low sable]

yeah i suspect he stole that from somewhere

[grim edge]

don't most funny people

[twin moon]

It was something my father said about learning chess

When we were talking with a guy post tournament

[west reef]

I learnt Catalan from Danil Dubov

[grim edge]

cute

[west reef]

Danil Dubov is crazy man, he is like modern day Mikhail tal

Man sacs his queen to win

[twin moon]

Ok so I know no one probably has smth like this

But would anyone by chance have materials for lesser played openings

[west reef]

I just have lines

[grim edge]

damn

[west reef]

Main lines

[twin moon]

That won’t work then

[west reef]

I learn new openings from this

[manic nova]

what's that app?:

[west reef]

It's a private app made by my friend

[twin moon]

I’m looking for things on the Saragossa

[low sable]

damn I just search them up on youtube

[west reef]

It's not available at play store

He gave me apk

[grim edge]

same😭

[west reef]

To download that

[manic nova]

looks like it has good potential

[west reef]

Yea

[grim edge]

sometimes i just go with lichess study

[brisk ingot]

Chess is love. Chess is life.

[west reef]

Some opening has over 100 lines...

[grim edge]

I LOVE CHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[west reef]

Good luck memorizing thar

[grim edge]

najdorf?!

[west reef]

Ye

[grim edge]

goodnight

[brisk ingot]

Yessss me too. And flan.

[west reef]

Also Petrov

[frozen jolt]

checkers

is

better.

[grim edge]

i might go my whole life not touching that opening

it seems so scary

[brisk ingot]

Checkers is too hard

[wild lark]

Good morning

[grim edge]

morning

[west reef]

I generally choose openings which have less lines

That's why queen's gambit is my favorite

Just 38 linea

[manic nova]

so... the london...

[west reef]

Umm dunno Abt London

[low sable]

memorizing?
alot of the times you just need to remember the ideas fo certain openings

[grim edge]

im an 800 so i js learn the concept

[west reef]

No I mean when some opening has over 100 lines

U have to memorize

[low sable]

yes ik thats why I said what I said

[west reef]

U just have to keep playing that

[frozen jolt]

relatable

[frozen jolt]

WWW

[stable mirage]

ew memorizing lines below 2000 fide

[frozen jolt]

ONG BAD SIRIUS

[grim edge]

97% of the losses are literally just them continually hanging their pawns which lose endgame, or hanging a bigger piece

[manic nova]

[low sable]

yeah alot of loosing in chess is just poor board awareness

[grim edge]

bongcloud

[frozen jolt]

EH

[stable mirage]

hello

[west reef]

Fr fr

[frozen jolt]

How ya going

[stable mirage]

good

[low sable]

obviously this is me too

[west reef]

Even at 1500 level people still blunder mate in 1

[frozen jolt]

Noice

[grim edge]

true😭 it takes so much practice just to get past funny blunders and get into the cool and amazing tacticd

noice i only started english today and getting 100% opening accuracy

[low sable]

you're gonna flood the floor with all that crying you're doing

[west reef]

100 percent opening accuracy 😂

[low sable]

jus so you know

[grim edge]

sorry I'll cry like this instead 😢

not sure what's funny in that statement but alright

[low sable]

[west reef]

I mean it's easy to get 100 percent opening accuracy

[grim edge]

i never said it was difficult lol

[west reef]

Unless u completely miss or blunder in ur opening like 500 elo

[low sable]

I thought e4 only allowed 100%

[torpid badge]

I need help

[grim edge]

im pretty sure every opening has 100% opening potential even if it sucks

[median saffron]

london is casually at like 200

[torpid badge]

Im getting out of bed. But im hearing sounds from the kitchen. But i have to go to the bathroom. If i get spotted i have to do a side quest

[west reef]

Lol

[torpid badge]

Whats the best dialogue to decline a side quest?

[grim edge]

no

[median saffron]

amazing dialogus

[grim edge]

start peeing on their face

wtf who let r kelly out

[west reef]

One thing I hate the most while playing D4 is englund gambit

[low sable]

how easy is it to get spot
i ask cuz i dont really the layout of ur house

[torpid badge]

Bro if i do that. Game over.

[grim edge]

it's so annoying lmfao

[west reef]

Yes fr

[manic nova]

that's like the easiest opening to score a win for white though?

[west reef]

Yea if u know the good sequence

[grim edge]

it's pretty uncomfortable to play agajnst idk

[torpid badge]

The bathroom door is infront of my room door. And the hall leads to the dining room and the kitchen. My usually dad sits at the dining room table near my room door making it easier to spot me to do a side quest

[manic nova]

yes the trap line is quite forcing

[west reef]

Generally I bring our my queen early in englund gambit

And destroy black

[manic nova]

just remember the trap sequence and how to refute it, only one line to remember unless they paly some weird move other than that

[torpid badge]

But i dont want to do a fcking side quest. I did like 30 of those yesterday

[grim edge]

i think some of my opponents tend to just premove thinking I'd go e4 lmao so that's nice

[west reef]

Yea

😂

[low sable]

cartweel to the bathroom
or just where a camoflauge outfit

[grim edge]

will do notr this down, thank you 🫡

[torpid badge]

I dont have a camouflage outfit. I dont grind often

[manic nova]

that's why you should've invested in speech skill

[low sable]

well than consider youself screwed
unless you're keen to pee in a bottle

which i doubt

[torpid badge]

Guess i have to sprint

[west reef]

All this nonsense theory, opening bs shouldn't matter at our levels

We just need to be good at tactics and not blundering

[torpid badge]

Wait. Dad's at work

Theres no sidequest for now

I should save my progress

I wish they add the "Load" option

[low sable]

lol its doesnt matter
but it looks cool

so it evens everything out

[low sable]

really all that time?

talk about over thinking it

[torpid badge]

I was worried. Usually if i peek. I get spotted have to do a mission

[solid cairn]

just finished another 10 hour terraria gaming session

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nyan-nya-bakemonogatari-hanekawa-gif-18475220

[solid cairn]

i need to touch grass but sadly im allergic

[low sable]

wear heels

[torpid badge]

Tall grass

[low sable]

fire

should die down in half a day

[torpid badge]

Let me check my inventory rq

[solid cairn]

no

im also very scared of grass. the green color gives me ptsd

outside gives me ptsd.

[torpid badge]

Shower

[low sable]

from what
plastic toy soilders?

[solid cairn]

im also allergic to shower

im allergic to anything that has to do with heiygene

[low sable]

you poor soul

[solid cairn]

ik

[torpid badge]

Dont worry. I can show you how to be immune to the effects of hygene

[solid cairn]

nuh h i already am

[torpid badge]

Then why arent you showering? If your immune to them. They should give you 20% stamina

[solid cairn]

my pizza is on the way

im actually gonna shower rn and do my skin routine so idont have nasty acne

its been a couple days since i last showered

(im a filthy goblin)

[torpid badge]

Shower again. You get more stamina

Did you ran out of immunity?

[solid cairn]

nuh uh

i shower rn ill teel u guys how it goes

[torpid badge]

Shower in cold water

Ive been doing it for 3 years

My dad didnt do the "Fix water heater" side quest for 3 years. Since then i dont have the access to hot water

[wintry perch]

Rip

[solid cairn]

k im back

I feel new

[wind vector]

all my fellas

[solid cairn]

i feel like a anti discordian now, i dont feel stinky

[wind vector]

*an

[pastel phoenix]

@wind vector look

[glacial fulcrum]

Botez Hambit at its best

[solid cairn]

shut up

[wintry perch]

Lol

[wind vector]

😎

[solid cairn]

@wind vector ill beat you up

[wind vector]

cool

[wind vector]

f4 crazy tho

oh wait he could just take the knight ahaha

peak chess

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

And then lose the queen

[wind vector]

smart

ok ima do smth productive now

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[low sable]

i guess it also develops the knight

[pastel phoenix]

What to play as white?

[pastel phoenix]

No?

[glacial fulcrum]

Bx7

[low sable]

well when the bishop takes than the knight will take back

[pastel phoenix]

Huh???

[grim edge]

cxb7 extra queen and free juicer

[low sable]

oh i replied to the wrong image

the one from before

[pastel phoenix]

I played Bxf7+

[grim edge]

be4 🤓☝️

[grim edge]

wait

yeah be4 i forgot

but wtf is bxf7

[grim edge]

weird move

brilliant but not best 😹

just a line that involves a sac

[low sable]

brilliant can also meant best

[grim edge]

doesnt mean best here

[normal hatch]

Bxf7 isnt the best move lol

[pastel phoenix]

A brilliant

[low sable]

oh ok

[grim edge]

Im always missing defensive resources like be4 after cxb7 smh

[grim edge]

yeah thats what im saying

[pastel phoenix]

But you’ll win a rook

[normal hatch]

The best move is cxb7

[grim edge]

yeah that too but i was wrong about extra queen

[grim edge]

yeah no need to play bxf7 like at all

[solid cairn]

what how

[pastel phoenix]

Let me show you the explanation

[grim edge]

not best?? 🤣 just take the free rook

[normal hatch]

Cc coach giving the best explanations as always

[pastel phoenix]

At higher levels it’s evaluated as a blunder

[grim edge]

gotta love cxb7 after the bishop sacrifice 😭

[pastel phoenix]

Yes

[grim edge]

Interesting

[pastel phoenix]

That’s the engine line after that

[grim edge]

yeah because bxf7 isnt brilliant

[grim edge]

Wtf is the idea of that capture

just take on b7 without sacking your bishop

[normal hatch]

none

[grim edge]

nothing its just a mistake

[normal hatch]

Ccs brilliant marker buggin

[pastel phoenix]

Bxf7+ Kxf7 cxb7 Be4 bxa8=Q Bxa8

[grim edge]

Most weirdest brilliant I've seen

[grim edge]

be4 stops queen promo

[stable mirage]

they wanted to give a bishop away for free cuz they were winning by too much

[pastel phoenix]

I reattempted it

[toxic valley]

Queenless

[grim edge]

Lol

[pastel phoenix]

I said that line

[pastel phoenix]

No

[grim edge]

U r funny

[grim edge]

yeah, you are up +3 material instead of +5

[frozen jolt]

So you still wanna play

[stable mirage]

thanks

[pastel phoenix]

Same

[grim edge]

after bxf7 you wasted 2 points of material to get rid of your opponents castling rights

[grim edge]

Mhm^^

when its queens off the board

[frozen jolt]

yay im a booster now

Ew im pink gross

[pastel phoenix]

Why?

[stable mirage]

:3

[manic nova]

gimme the pink then

[grim edge]

serious (black) 👀

[frozen jolt]

loses a pawn

[normal hatch]

Rxd1 Kxd1 Ng4

[toxic valley]

Trap a horse (en passant can't save him)

[normal hatch]

En passant saves him

[manic nova]

has c6 after tho?

[normal hatch]

cxb3 axb3 b6 b4 Nc4 or Nb7

[pastel phoenix]

Bro took a “free” queen💀

[grim edge]

just qa4+

Magnus carlsen

[toxic valley]

En passant then axb3 and he is still trapped

Because of discovered attack from rook

[grim edge]

b4 is not necessary

[normal hatch]

b6 defends

[grim edge]

i think someone needs to train their tactics

[normal hatch]

Qa4+ theres c6

[grim edge]

Can Magnus carlsen still improve at chess or is he already has good has possible

[finite jasper]

He could improve more if he was serious about studying theory probably

[low sable]

im prety sure he is already as good as possible

[finite jasper]

Honest girl moment

[low sable]

the theroy of what?

[grim edge]

ruins his pawn structure at least

instead of ruining yours

[finite jasper]

Obviously not, if he hasn’t solved chess lol

[low sable]

chess cant be solved wdym

[finite jasper]

I’ll take “ruined” pawns in exchange for a piece any day

[low sable]

this aint tic tac toe

[normal hatch]

How

[finite jasper]

🗿 not currently but it’s theoretically possible

[spark cedar]

if u have infinite time + computing power

[finite jasper]

You don’t need infinite

[grim edge]

i forgot the knight can take

[finite jasper]

Since there is a finite number of possible positions

[low sable]

not for humans

[normal hatch]

[low sable]

for computers maybe

[finite jasper]

So as long as humans haven’t solved chess, they can still improve

And that includes magnus

[manic nova]

I analysed this position and e6 is actually best

[low sable]

im saying magnus cant be better than he already is

[finite jasper]

He can tho

[normal hatch]

Oh cuz of Bb4. Cool trick

[manic nova]

yeah

[finite jasper]

He could literally just be stronger lol

[solid cairn]

yes

[grim edge]

he could solve more puzzles on chess.com

[finite jasper]

Real

[grim edge]

quit the alcohol rewind back to when hes younger

[grim edge]

Stockfish solved chess

and his ratings going up man

[low sable]

not generally
thats just how it is for adults playing chess
they cant really progress

[finite jasper]

[normal hatch]

It hasnt

[grim edge]

they actually can

[finite jasper]

Define adults

[low sable]

well their has to be a certain amount of pieces on the board but yes

[grim edge]

So you think stockfish aint playing the best moves all the time

[normal hatch]

Ben finegold laughs

[grim edge]

no because it dropped games to alphazero

[finite jasper]

It’s not. It literally loses hames

[grim edge]

and komodo

and torch

[opaque violet]

what if a blunder is actually the best move but stockfish doesn't know

[normal hatch]

Never said that. To our knowledge, it does play the best moves. But it hasn’t solved chess

[grim edge]

stockfish knows all tactics

[finite jasper]

And it’s only playing the best moves according to itself lol. I could also say “I’m playing all the best moves” and if there was nobody stronger at chess than me, then they would take me word for it

[low sable]

oh i forgot about him

nvm then

[grim edge]

So they might be better moves stockfish havent played

[grim edge]

yeah

[normal hatch]

Yes, thats why new versions are coming out

Each one improved

[grim edge]

sometimes stockfish can play 1. d4, which is wrong. what stockfish should be playing is 1. e4

[solid cairn]

@frozen jolt

@frozen jolt 1v1 me riht now

[grim edge]

When Will chess be solved

[finite jasper]

Nobody knows lol

[low sable]

when pigs fly

[finite jasper]

What kind of question is that 😭

[normal hatch]

Prob not in our lifetime, idk

[finite jasper]

That’s like asking when cancer will be cured

[opaque violet]

next year

[grim edge]

when hans niemanns brain gets uploaded into a chess bot

[normal hatch]

Bro gonna solve it

[gritty cliff]

chess is so dead

[finite jasper]

Who knows. If there’s a huge breakthrough in medicine or in AI/computing, then it’s possible

[low sable]

😂

[opaque violet]

stalker

[grim edge]

So the skill calling is endless

[gritty cliff]

bro this game is so dead ngl

[low sable]

:0

[normal hatch]

Maybe

[grim edge]

u 1600 just play 10|0 and u find matches

instead of whatever lifeless time control ur playing

[gritty cliff]

bro its no fun anymore

[normal hatch]

So far ig

[grim edge]

When Will humans play better then stockfish

[low sable]

skill issue

[grim edge]

then quit??? u reached ur peak its ggs

[normal hatch]

Never

[gritty cliff]

ok u no life

[normal hatch]

Computers are better than humans now

[gritty cliff]

i have better stuff to do than play chess

[normal hatch]

And will remain like that

[low sable]

🤷‍♂️

[finite jasper]

Yeah like complain about chess on discord

[low sable]

not saying you dont

[manic nova]

stockfish improves faster than even top chess players

[gritty cliff]

yeah keep shrugging

[grim edge]

Can humans not get at that level or what

[normal hatch]

Nope

[finite jasper]

Not a chance

[gritty cliff]

ik but im saying its not fun as a free time game

[grim edge]

Why not

[gritty cliff]

like if i spare time playing chess just isnt fun anymore

[finite jasper]

Engines can analyze more positions in a second than a human can in their entire lifetime

[normal hatch]

Humans can probably reach a rating where stockfish previously was, but we would never be on par

[finite jasper]

You can keep adding more computing power to an engine but a human brain can only process so much information at once

[digital phoenix]

i can process one byte

[digital phoenix]

yeah id rather play valorant even tho i suck

[opaque violet]

then use more human brains

[finite jasper]

Genus.

[grim edge]

So humans cant analyze that fast

[finite jasper]

Exactly lol

[normal hatch]

Thats an engine

[gritty cliff]

thats fax

[grim edge]

Stockfish win easy vs the best human Magnus

[finite jasper]

In a 100 game match stockfish vs magnus magnus would lose 100 games

[normal hatch]

He could draw 100

[spark cedar]

until magnus pull the plug

[normal hatch]

Engine will always play the draw

[grim edge]

Magnus should learn from What engine is doing and get better

[spark cedar]

u can't learn what engine is doing

[opaque violet]

isn't magnus 10000 elo i saw from levy video

[finite jasper]

He did. He learned h4 h5 h6 idea from engines

[spark cedar]

they make moves out of precise and inhuman calculations

[grim edge]

So he cant learn everything from engine to become has strong has it

[warped sparrow]

Hi yall

[solid cairn]

yes im 69 elo

[normal hatch]

And I learned that from Magnus

[warped sparrow]

Yall know every masterpiece has its cheap copy?

[grim edge]

It would be fun if Magnus become has strong has stockfish

[opaque violet]

it fun magnus would stockfish

[warped sparrow]

Impossible

[normal hatch]

Certainly fun

[warped sparrow]

??

[grim edge]

He can learn how it play and become it

[warped sparrow]

💀

Ur knowledge about engines is trash

[frozen jolt]

Aight

Whats your user

[solid cairn]

Vsmack9999_YT

[grim edge]

No Anyway engines are still improving has well Magnus barely improves anymore

[normal hatch]

Engine will run for centuries while humans will die

[median terrace]

stonkfish

[warped sparrow]

Ur north American, right?

[normal hatch]

Humans cannot learn what sf learn in a lifetime, especially since sf learns faster

[grim edge]

Humans Will never die

[warped sparrow]

Bruh Ding fan

[normal hatch]

yeah why

[warped sparrow]

[normal hatch]

The species? Maybe, though I doubt even that. But a singular human will die🗿

[warped sparrow]

Gone here just to troll americans

[grim edge]

Magnus wont

[normal hatch]

Bro asked where I was from just to insult me

[solid cairn]

Lets do rapid @frozen jolt

[normal hatch]

Ong

[frozen jolt]

Thats 10 min right

[solid cairn]

yes

[warped sparrow]

U re continent is just a cheap copy

[frozen jolt]

Aight

[lament jacinth]

Hi mom

[grim edge]

Stockfish dislike some moves Magnus makes

[lament jacinth]

How did you tilt so much in rapid 😭

[frozen jolt]

ONG ITS LIYA

[lament jacinth]

Nvm I tilted nearly the same

[frozen jolt]

HI LIYA

[lament jacinth]

HI

[warped sparrow]

Wdym? I lost only 40 elo

[frozen jolt]

How are ya

[lament jacinth]

49

[solid cairn]

hi son

[warped sparrow]

With 10 game streak lose and 6 game win streak

[lament jacinth]

Im good wby

[warped sparrow]

WAIT WHAT

[frozen jolt]

im okay

[lament jacinth]

WDYM WAIT WHAT

[warped sparrow]

I LOST ONLY 10 GAMES BROSKI

[lament jacinth]

How come you're so excited to see me 😭

[frozen jolt]

I dont remember

[normal hatch]

Rookie numbers. Ive lost 200 rating in one session

[frozen jolt]

I feel like i know you

[warped sparrow]

I was watching AOT final season while playing rapid

[lament jacinth]

I feel like icecream

[twin moon]

My biggest drop was from 1575 to 1375 or so, so about the same

[lament jacinth]

Im gonna have icecream

[minor owl]

hi gus

[frozen jolt]

Im gonna go buy icecream as well

[minor owl]

good morning chat

[median terrace]

my biggest drop was from 2259 to 216

[minor owl]

too many calories

[warped sparrow]

I see...

[frozen jolt]

eating disaorder LLL

[minor owl]

eat an apple instead simple

[frozen jolt]

"El cheesy"

[lament jacinth]

I GOT AM ICECREAM SELECTUON IM THE FREEZER MUHAHABA

[opaque violet]

try not to lose

[minor owl]

ya i have recently realized on a concerningly fine line between trying to be healthier and eating disorder

[frozen jolt]

IM GONNA GO BUY HAAGEN DAASZ

[warped sparrow]

I was watching AOT and playing rapid

[frozen jolt]

Indeed

[opaque violet]

then play blitz?

[warped sparrow]

Just was on the way to 2100

[minor owl]

is it a eating disorder when u love urself when ur hungry

[frozen jolt]

nope

[minor owl]

then i maybe fine

no issue 🫰

[lament jacinth]

It's 37C in my area

[minor owl]

its 8 here

[frozen jolt]

me personally.

[lament jacinth]

😨

What country is that

[frozen jolt]

Australia :)

[lament jacinth]

SAME WAIT

NOOOO

[frozen jolt]

IM WA

[lament jacinth]

ok on the other side

😭😭😭😭😭

[solid cairn]

so are we gonna play

[frozen jolt]

yeah 40 isnt too hot for me

[minor owl]

if ur aussie then why are u asian

[frozen jolt]

45 is worrying

50 is hot

[opaque violet]

bruh stockfish is so trash i played a game without any mistakes or blunders and still didn't get 90% acc

[lament jacinth]

Cause i was born and lived in Lebanon until I was 10

[frozen jolt]

We jus did :/

[solid cairn]

https://play.chess.com/QCmX3

[median terrace]

same lmao

[solid cairn]

oh so ur the one dude

[minor owl]

our roads started melting once it was so hot

[woeful stag]

Beware

[frozen jolt]

?

[grim edge]

you did not play the engine chess move hence its not giving you more accuracy probably

[solid cairn]

again @frozen jolt https://play.chess.com/QCmX3

[minor owl]

🫢

[median terrace]

@frozen jolt where in WA

[lament jacinth]

@minor owl

[opaque violet]

if a move is good enough why does stockfish decrease the accuracy

[frozen jolt]

Somewhere near broome

[minor owl]

ogay

aussies are valid

[grim edge]

Because stockfish wouldnt have done that move

[opaque violet]

then why is stockfish so bad

[lament jacinth]

I got the dual citizenship 🥶🥶

[grim edge]

Ask stockfish~

[minor owl]

funny accent funny insect

[opaque violet]

i forked 2 rooks and stockfish only gives excellent

[woeful stag]

Sounds fishy

[lament jacinth]

I got a full Lebanese accent 💯

[frozen jolt]

Whats lebanse

[lament jacinth]

Lebanon 🇱🇧 my home country

[minor owl]

i never heard the lebanese accent before 💀

[lament jacinth]

Oof unlucky

[minor owl]

🤙 💯

[frozen jolt]

But like

What sorta accent is that

[twin moon]

Hey I bet I can read y’all’s minds

[minor owl]

do it

[lament jacinth]

Idk how to describe it

[minor owl]

think of the word i am thinking

[twin moon]

Think of a number between 1 and 10 and tell me

[median terrace]

rough

[minor owl]

7

[twin moon]

Ok, so I bet that if I told you to think of a number between 1 and 10, you would tell me 7

[frozen jolt]

mmm, i aint telling you exactly where cause this is discord tho

[minor owl]

wait no

[twin moon]

Yep 👍

[median terrace]

living that far up north is kinda an L tbh

[minor owl]

how did u know

wait now geniunely try it guess the word i am thinking off

if u actually get it ill be impressed

@twin moon

[frozen jolt]

Aight

[frozen jolt]

Likeee, mexican, african, spanish, russian..?

[twin moon]

Well do I got anything to work off of?

[minor owl]

starts with B

[twin moon]

Starts

[minor owl]

no

[twin moon]

You had to think of that word to type/say it

[minor owl]

man fuhk u

[hallow gate]

funky

[lament jacinth]

Like Lebanese accent

[twin moon]

This is why we have a 700 ElO difference

[minor owl]

i was tryna do something fun with you but u went ahead and ruined it with ur factually correct logic and reasoning

[frozen jolt]

[frozen jolt]

Whos kitten are ya

[hallow gate]

not yours

[frozen jolt]

This is indeed an issue

[minor owl]

ok how about this 👿
i chose a word u guess the word i chose it starts with B

[hallow gate]

what 💀

[minor owl]

u cant suave ur way out of this

[frozen jolt]

balls

[frozen jolt]

[minor owl]

nop but i should hv chose that

[hallow gate]

funky man

[frozen jolt]

[minor owl]

@half wagon GUESS NOW MUHAHAH

oops wrong person

[viral epoch]

Ayaya

[minor owl]

@twin moon

[twin moon]

Sir that’s multiple words

[viral epoch]

Hello Sweet

[hallow gate]

mitzu

[minor owl]

bro i told u i chose 1 WORD its in my mind

guess it no smarty pants

[twin moon]

“A word u guess the word I chose it starts with B” is not a singular word

[opaque violet]

first ever greek gift 2.0 lmao

[minor owl]

omg bro 😭

[twin moon]

But anyways lmao

Give me the category of something it belongs to

[minor owl]

that will become to obvious how bout

edible

its an edible

[twin moon]

You could have just said food 💀

[opaque violet]

not all food are edible

[minor owl]

ye edible ye

[frozen jolt]

trees are also edible and yet not considered a food

[minor owl]

lmao idk why i laughed at that

[twin moon]

Why eat one when I already got one

[opaque violet]

? it isn't even a joke it's a fact

[minor owl]

idk its idk man ur funny little idiot

u fuhking donut u stupid little u

[twin moon]

So your word is an edible?

[minor owl]

yes

[solid cairn]

i dont wanna talk about it

[minor owl]

starts with B

[frozen jolt]

@solid cairn LMFAOOOOOOOO

[solid cairn]

My bad rematch

[frozen jolt]

BRO DID NOT

[minor owl]

did he got scholar mated?

[solid cairn]

no i hung mate

up 10 points of material

[frozen jolt]

IM BLACK

[minor owl]

happens to the worst of us

[solid cairn]

yuh\

[opaque violet]

my condolences

[solid cairn]

including me

[twin moon]

One more question, does the word describe this whole situation

[minor owl]

[solid cairn]

@frozen jolt rematch

[frozen jolt]

BROOOO 😭

[minor owl]

no ?

[frozen jolt]

nah ima go get food

[twin moon]

Hmm alr so bullshit is off the list

[solid cairn]

after?

[minor owl]

[grim edge]

It should have been obvious what her king was trying to do lol

[minor owl]

hi

[grim edge]

His*

I saw that tighten up

[minor owl]

[minor owl]

dawg spit it out

[frozen jolt]

[minor owl]

wtf

[solid cairn]

what

[dense ether]

Hi

[frozen jolt]

estimated elo for you was 850 xD

[twin moon]

||||

[solid cairn]

but im not

[twin moon]

|| ||

[solid cairn]

im 1100

[frozen jolt]

yeah the computer anylsed your play

And estimated that you were 850

[minor owl]

dawg just guess the word why r u actually sweating

[twin moon]

No, im Ben

[minor owl]

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOFBE IUF VBE EG

[solid cairn]

ok it was 1 bad game why are you shitting on me for 1 bad game the score is 1-3

[cosmic lily]

Bro lost it

[frozen jolt]

[twin moon]

Ok fine tell me the word

[frozen jolt]

laters

[solid cairn]

its not like your that below me, your 800

[frozen jolt]

uhuh

[minor owl]

no u guess it u cant trick me again

[twin moon]

You take me for a criminal?

[minor owl]

maybe idk i dont trust u

[solid cairn]

i do

[twin moon]

I’m a man of my word, or rather many words

[minor owl]

ok ill give u one for hint

more*

its a developed ovary with no developed ovules

[stable mirage]

uwu

[twin moon]

a bitch

[cosmic lily]

man I'm ded

[twin moon]

That’s not my guess

[minor owl]

bro its a banana i dont want to play with u anymore

[twin moon]

I just had to say it

[twin moon]

What game were we playing?

[minor owl]

guess the word

in the other guys mind

or sory the word he chose

ya i saw u typing mind

i am changed man

[twin moon]

Well you may have won the battle, but I can win the war

Due to the fact that you thinking of banana insinuates that you are gay

[minor owl]

FAAACK

[opaque violet]

isn't a battle just a war

[minor owl]

he knows @cosmic lily

what do we do

[cosmic lily]

?

[minor owl]

that we were gay

[cosmic lily]

You're gay?

[minor owl]

for u ?

[cosmic lily]

💀

[minor owl]

dont do this to me

ik we just met but as soon as i laid eyes on u

[cosmic lily]

I got you in 4k

8k

16k

[minor owl]

ok i get it

[south oyster]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/96617313921?tab=review&move=52

[worn ice]

turbo_racecar (820) vs. pinkwhale63 (784)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Bf4 Nc6 5. Nf3 e6 6. c4 dxc4 7. Bxc4 Bb4+ 8. Nc3 Nf6 9. a3 Be7 10. O-O Na5 11. Bb5+ Nc6 12. Qd2 a6 13. Ba4 b5 14. Bb3 Bb7 15. Rad1 a5 16. d5 exd5 17. Nxd5 Nxd5 18. Bxd5 Qb6 19. [Bxf7+] Kxf7 20. Qd5+ Kf6 21. Bg5+ Kg6 22. Nh4+ Kh5 23. Be3+ Kxh4 24. Bxb6 Rad8 25. g3+ Kh3 26. Qh5+ Bh4 27. Qxh4# 

[cosmic lily]

Im straight bozo

[minor owl]

ya same 🙄

u lead me on

[cosmic lily]

🧢

[minor owl]

i wana join the blunder gang

how do i do this

[cosmic lily]

prove your not gay first

[minor owl]

[minor owl]

" i am not gay " - me

wth guys

[cosmic lily]

Is it gay to use electric toothbrush?

[minor owl]

yes

[cosmic lily]

wrong

You have to know in order to avoid being gay

[south oyster]

?

[cosmic lily]

correct

It is gay to use electric toothbrush

One last question

is it gay to sit when pee if you're a male?

[minor owl]

its only straight if u hv to shit then u start peeing

[cosmic lily]

correct

[minor owl]

but other wise sitting is gay yes

[cosmic lily]

✅

[minor owl]

[cosmic lily]

type"(blunder gang)"next to your name

whitout the "

[minor owl]

i already did it under ur nose

[daring loom]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/95779110918?tab=review&move=56

[worn ice]

Nikolas_Windows7 (663) vs. daajitaouf (656)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 Qh4 3. Nc3 c5 4. Nf3 Qe7 5. Bg5 f6 6. Bf4 cxd4 7. Nxd4 e5 8. Nf5 Qe6 9. Be3 g6 10. Ng3 f5 11. exf5 gxf5 12. Qh5+ Kd8 13. Nb5 Nf6 14. Bg5 Be7 15. O-O-O Nxh5 16. Nxh5 Bxg5+ 17. Kb1 d5 18. Nc3 a5 19. Nxd5 Nd7 20. Ng7 Qa6 21. Bxa6 bxa6 22. Nxf5 Bb7 23. Nb6 Ra7 24. Rxd7+ Ke8 25. Ng7+ Kf8 26. Re1 Bc6 27. Rxa7 Bxg2 28. Rxe5 h6 29. Re8# 

[daring loom]

NEVER RESIGN

[minor owl]

imma resign

[cosmic lily]

I hope you don't make blunder gang look bad 💀

[minor owl]

leave that to me

ill take care of allat 😴

https://tenor.com/view/liar-pinocchio-lie-long-nose-not-telling-the-truth-gif-17524233

[cosmic lily]

💀

[minor owl]

ill force everyone to join blunder gang

[cosmic lily]

😢

I'll force you to leave if you do so💀

[minor owl]

ill start pinging mods and black mail them to join us

[cosmic lily]

💀💀💀💀💀

[minor owl]

its over for the other gangs

[cosmic lily]

there no other gangs

[minor owl]

thanks to me

[cosmic lily]

There is just poeple who lick zax's ass

In rest theres nothing

[minor owl]

wait we dont do that ?

[cosmic lily]

bruh

Your goofier than me

[minor owl]

😬

[flint fox]

My spotify song frfr

[minor owl]

ur listening to "baby" by justin bieber

[flint fox]

Wtf is that

[minor owl]

u tell me

[flint fox]

i dont even listen to justin bieber

[minor owl]

then whats that ur listening to

[cosmic lily]

You were listening to furry song 💀

[minor owl]

[minor owl]

i m just gaslighting u , u were listening to boy kisser

[flint fox]

mk

[minor owl]

what do u mean by "you people" ?

whats that supposed to mean

[flint fox]

shut up.

[minor owl]

ok deal

[flint fox]

i dont wanna

[cosmic lily]

using the punctuation mark is gay

"."

[flint fox]

.

[minor owl]

ill shut up if u join blunder gang

[cosmic lily]

I dont want gay people in blunder gang

Or furries

[minor owl]

😉

[cosmic lily]

U said you're not gay 💀

[minor owl]

🫰

[cosmic lily]

Leave now😢

[minor owl]

i am obv joking 🙄

[cosmic lily]

ok

[minor owl]

(😉 )

[cosmic lily]

💀

[flint fox]

fr

Guess my internet speed

[cosmic lily]

80

idk I'm not nerd

[flint fox]

0.07 kb/s

[cosmic lily]

🔥

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/sigmamale-grindset-thanos-gif-23963043

[terse palm]

Pipi pampers

[cosmic lily]

I thought it was 80 bytes per hour

[flint fox]

wtf is that

[minor owl]

🐖

[terse palm]

Be brave. Be honest to yourself

[flint fox]

k

[minor owl]

🐖

[terse palm]

Stop this trush talkings

[flint fox]

NO.

[minor owl]

🐖

[flint fox]

"Stop this trush talkings" - JohnC trying to spell (no offense lmfao)

[nimble niche]

yes

[flint fox]

u missed a queen

[nimble niche]

i didn't miss a free queen

[minor owl]

i miss my queen ( i have never seen a female)

[nimble niche]

he calculated a sac and i didn't take it

need to throw his calculations off

[supple imp]

This looks so unreal ugly

[flint fox]

i wanna see movelist for that

[supple imp]

Put desktop mode on

[cosmic lily]

💀

[nimble niche]

basically i played Nc6 attacking the queen but he castled then I realised I can't take the queen

[flint fox]

"I traded a rook for 2 minors" - someone playing chess

[cosmic lily]

[flint fox]

but why not

[minor owl]

worth it

[cosmic lily]

bad trade

[nimble niche]

because how do i know he hasn't lost a family member in a civil war

[minor owl]

i love knights

[cosmic lily]

you should have kept your rook pair intact

[minor owl]

.

[flint fox]

I would with a hammer

[minor owl]

u don like knight?

[flint fox]

WAIT WTF I WORDED THAT WRONG

[flint fox]

i dont wanna smash the knight

[minor owl]

but why 🥹

[flint fox]

wtf is an e10 hotel

[minor owl]

eatin deez nutz?

GAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAAHA

[flint fox]

nah i js dont get it

[minor owl]

chad listening to my ordinary life

[stable mirage]

queen to e10?

[flint fox]

was the first one on my liked songs

[minor owl]

consuming my nutz

[wispy plover]

how do i close bean battles

[minor owl]

HI TEO ❤️

i need more benadryl

[flint fox]

Blawg cannot take his eyes off me

[minor owl]

[terse palm]

IM STRONG…

[minor owl]

🐖

[terse palm]

[flint fox]

i ate porkchop last night (i'm fr)

[flint fox]

What the fog is dis

[minor owl]

me and who

[flint fox]

You and teo

[wispy plover]

no

[minor owl]

yes

[grim edge]

hi

[wispy plover]

you and the fog

[minor owl]

me and u

[charred linden]

Me and he

[minor owl]

lmao

did bro get muted

[charred linden]

Bruh

[minor owl]

epic embed fail

[charred linden]

Yep

[flint fox]

https://tenor.com/bWaPwRU2l0K.gif

[minor owl]

me approaching

[flint fox]

deez nuts

I'm a banana

no way christmas is december 26

[grim edge]

Be quiet Mohammed I never cheated

[flint fox]

i killed chat

[digital phoenix]

explain b an

[grim edge]

How do I explain why I got banned when it was false let me know thanks x

[digital phoenix]

dude u have a second chance account not false

how much are u gonna deny

[grim edge]

Yap yap yap

[digital phoenix]

i have no idea what ur talking about

[digital phoenix]

cope harder

[grim edge]

Dammmmmm

[terse palm]

U banned?

[grim edge]

I’m not

[minor owl]

bro cheated

[grim edge]

Hi

[trail path]

666 elo

[digital phoenix]

have u played a game

[grim edge]

Fym cope I enjoy playing chess you cope; do something useful rather than accuse me of cheating

[grim edge]

Worthy opponent of me

[digital phoenix]

she could be on second chance account idk about that but that account is banned definitely

if second chance then ig its fine but shes still in denial

idk

[terse palm]

Stop using engine. Use brain

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah i also have starts when full

[grim edge]

Professional yapper wow

[terse palm]

I use my brain that’s why I lose approximately half my games

[digital phoenix]

@subtle cove probably just wait

[grim edge]

Magnus Carlsen uses the brain too. And he has the same body as you

[flint fox]

no way u called magnus a pig bruh

[terse palm]

pick up the phone

[flint fox]

no

[terse palm]

mags is calling

[flint fox]

what

[grim edge]

Pig?

hehe

[rigid geyser]

[grim edge]

What are the charges of beating somebody up?

[brittle cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-super-saiyan-gif-6479356612407036832

[coral hatch]

my leg is on fire. Ahh

[grim edge]

Fck around and find out

[coral hatch]

I'll decline goku's call because I'm super goku.

[rigid geyser]

Depends

[coral hatch]

Goku, my ass.

[rigid geyser]

Just say it was self defense

[grim edge]

?

[rigid geyser]

And no charges ez

[grim edge]

Like guitar smashed on someone

[rigid geyser]

Why a guitar

[coral hatch]

Beat them up and then set up the evidence.

[rigid geyser]

Aren't they expensive

[grim edge]

Can u just tell me what the possible charges are

[grim edge]

You’re probably fine

[grim edge]

Ok

Hit them again to make sure they’re dead

[minor owl]

life with no parole

[coral hatch]

Dragon balls.

[grim edge]

Really?

Nah that can't be right

[minor owl]

yup sadly its over for u

[coral hatch]

Ask a police officer or a judge. They'll tell you the exact thing.

[minor owl]

no dont ask them

atleast add "not that i did anything of that nature"

[coral hatch]

just tell them that you're the victim.

[minor owl]

just dont go to them

[grim edge]

If you're a rockstar and one of your biggest fans interrupted your concert and handed you his guitar and asked you to smash it on him, then I guess it's fine because he gave you consent.

what exactly are we talking about?

[wintry saffron]

hi

[terse palm]

Bf1 saves my ass so many times

[wintry saffron]

i think we're talking about world politics

[grim edge]

sup

[solid cairn]

chess > getting woman

[grim edge]

fax

im shit at both tho

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[solid cairn]

im good at chess

i had a girlfriend once in the past, met over chess, not online

[terse palm]

[solid cairn]

but irl, she was around 600 and i was 900 at the time

[digital phoenix]

ur 13 u shouldnt be getting girlfriends

[solid cairn]

and i still do

[grim edge]

12 - 13 year olds are making vlogs

[solid cairn]

Me

[grim edge]

13 -14 are making girlfirends

and we are single playing chess

[solid cairn]

i have so many subcriber

img onna be fanmousin 69 year

[grim edge]

cant sleep

[fallen valley]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-epic-embed-fail-epic-epic-embed-gif-21836356

[grim edge]

basic calculation

[solid cairn]

For me (not hikaru) ong ong

[rigid geyser]

99% don't stay in a rs for longer than a year

[solid cairn]

i cant wait to tell my counseler how much i hate my mom's way of thinking and how she always tends to play victim during a argument

[stable mirage]

UwU

[rigid geyser]

Me

[charred kindle]

💀

[grim edge]

💀

[rigid geyser]

Your turn

[charred kindle]

no shit sherlock

apparently my friend accidently challenged me 15 times instead of clicking it once

[grim edge]

assert dominance

[rigid geyser]