💬〡general-off-topic

[umbral wind]

AI is getting so good

[grim edge]

Real

[umbral wind]

Wtf

[hallow gate]

wtf

[umbral wind]

Ultra realistic AI

[cyan yarrow]

I mean I don't particularly care about peoples pfps but why do u

[grim edge]

Puzzle battle but free

[umbral wind]

That’s the topic of discussion isn’t it

[grim edge]

If I send a selfie, will you stop simping on me Fin?

[umbral wind]

Probably yeah

[grim edge]

I like you simping on me Fin

Yeah I changed it to Frank zappa because people on chess servers hit on me

[grim edge]

:⁠0

[hallow gate]

imagine fin as ur bf

[umbral wind]

Simping lmao

[grim edge]

Hitting online is crazy

zWXszaE#ÎÅA
\

[cyan yarrow]

This got weird really quick

[grim edge]

What? Hahahaha

Istg half of them online girls just Jamal from his alt

[umbral wind]

Would be great right?

[hallow gate]

uhhhhhhhhhh

[final gust]

All of a sudden, my passion for chess came back

[hallow gate]

yeah!....

[umbral wind]

Oh

[grim edge]

HAHAHA

[final gust]

I've regained that dawg in me

[grim edge]

Agree

[hallow gate]

nah im playing with u ud be pretty chill as a bf but i wouldnt know

[cyan yarrow]

I'm sorry for your loss

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

**

[umbral wind]

I know😭 you don’t gotta clarify I’m very unserious on discord

[final gust]

All thanks to the closed sicilian

[hallow gate]

😭 real

[hallow gate]

.

[stable mirage]

you too

[hallow gate]

N1llectr

[gentle steppe]

I'm so sleepy man

[stable mirage]

indeed

[hallow gate]

go ssleep

[grim edge]

Qwaso

[umbral wind]

N1llector reminds me of smth

[hallow gate]

what does that even mean

[umbral wind]

Hannibal lector?

[hallow gate]

collecting nobodies

[gentle steppe]

There is my exam in like 3 hrs and I didn't study shit so I am studying my shit rn

[hallow gate]

skill issues

u should have done retrieval practices

[umbral wind]

Get off discord!

[hallow gate]

if u had u wouldnt have needed to cram now

plus its not like the 3 hrs studying will do much

[grim edge]

Real

[gentle steppe]

Tbh ya I COULD HAVE STUDIED LIKE 9 YEARS AGO

[hallow gate]

most ud remember are like 2-3 lines of randoms stuff

[hallow gate]

why didnt you?

@upbeat viper i think we should time him out to help him study

[gentle steppe]

TRUST ME it will it's like a PT of 25 numbers so I don't have to freak out

[cyan yarrow]

he didn't calculate 9 years forward

[hallow gate]

because talking on chess.com discord server would not help him study

[hallow gate]

💀

nah just go study

u'll need it

[gentle steppe]

I am going to rn I just came here to check on yall

[gentle steppe]

I will but I also sit next to a smart kid

[grim edge]

sup

[gentle steppe]

Anyways bye chat

[grim edge]

bye bro

[cyan yarrow]

Yo sup

Peace no

[hallow gate]

cheating

[cyan yarrow]

Nk*

[hallow gate]

go goodbye

[cyan yarrow]

Lmao i can't type

[grim edge]

condoning such shameful behavior in our family friendly PG13 christian chess server 🤐😱

[cyan yarrow]

[umbral wind]

[stable mirage]

I hit the keyboard and something came out

[hallow gate]

ok idc

[grim edge]

das craaaaaazy

[hallow gate]

damn ok stupid stupid

(i hit the keyboard)

[stable mirage]

what

[covert cosmos]

if i hit my keyboard my hand would hurt

[grim edge]

what is love, baby dont hurt me

[twin moon]

Scott pilgrim

[stable mirage]

toughen up your hand

[covert cosmos]

huh

[covert cosmos]

never

[grim edge]

dont hurt me, no more

[covert cosmos]

??? ok

[grim edge]

🙏

[stable mirage]

what is love tho

[grim edge]

love is cringe

[peak plank]

meh

[twin moon]

Love is nice I think

Otherwise it’s not love you are referring to

[grim edge]

Only in ohio

[grim edge]

havent gotten a brilliant in a while

[twin moon]

Heyo Skibidi

[grim edge]

Hi

[grim edge]

i mean its not that good. but yeah

[cyan yarrow]

Nice

[grim edge]

we fouajd hik 🙏

COOK

[cyan yarrow]

It's still ok

[umbral wind]

That’s just a basic desperado how’s that brilliant

[cyan yarrow]

Wins a pawn and opens the king

Def a nice move

[grim edge]

I had a brilliant move, but I was useless and I lost the game

todays sunday, right?

[umbral wind]

Monday

[grim edge]

i think chesscom counts stuff as brilliant as long as u ignore some sort of big threat for some great material

[grim edge]

rip

[cyan yarrow]

I once had a brilliant against a 2000. Then I threw

[grim edge]

lmfaooa

[pastel phoenix]

Same

[grim edge]

Oh wow 2000

[verbal thunder]

im proud of myself

[grim edge]

That must've felt nice

[pastel phoenix]

Same but mine was against a 2200

[grim edge]

atleast you won the war and got a brilliant, the 2000 only won the battle

[cyan yarrow]

Idk but he's under 1k so thats a decent move for the 500-999 range

[pastel phoenix]

Bishop takes pawn

[grim edge]

id say im like 1k rating though, i kinda hate grinding elo

[umbral wind]

Yeah brilliant is rating based too I forgot about that

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/96597525965?tab=review&move=32

[worn ice]

heavyheavymyidol (834) vs. Malt6604 (788)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 b6 4. g3 Bb7 5. Bg2 Bb4+ 6. Bd2 a5 7. a3 Bd6 8. Nc3 Ne4 9. Nxe4 Bxe4 10. O-O O-O 11. Bc3 Nc6 12. d5 exd5 13. cxd5 Ne7 14. Ne5 Nxd5 15. Bxe4 Bxe5 16. Bxe5 d6 17. Bxg7 Kxg7 18. Qd4+ Qf6 19. Qxd5 Qxb2 20. Qg5+ Kh8 21. [Bxa8] Rxa8 22. Qe7 Kg8 23. Qxc7 Qxe2 24. Qxd6 Re8 25. Qxb6 Qf3 26. Qxa5 Re2 27. Qg5+ Kh8 28. Rab1 Re5 29. Rb8+ 

[umbral wind]

The lower your rating the easier brilliants are to get

[cyan yarrow]

Its not

[umbral wind]

It is

[grim edge]

i dont think so

[cyan yarrow]

It's is not

[umbral wind]

It is.

[pastel phoenix]

It is

[grim edge]

im pretty proud though

[cyan yarrow]

Dang. Oh yo I beat a 2200 last night btw

[grim edge]

so i dont really care

[umbral wind]

Brilliants are given more leniently to lower rated players

[pastel phoenix]

Did he blunder a pawn?

[grim edge]

Which opening did you play?

[pastel phoenix]

Why is this a brilliant then???

[grim edge]

it was the catalan setup but the opening chesscom says isdifferent 😭

[grim edge]

my boy cooked so proud of u 🙏

[grim edge]

love u

[grim edge]

Will check Catalan and study it.

[compact mantle]

I seen this position four times before bruh

[stone quiver]

If you think youre better than me youre wrong i have more chromosomes than you

[cyan yarrow]

Nah. We were both low on time in a 10 min game and since I held on down a pawn, I was able to win via a king and rook fork lmao

[umbral wind]

And I still don’t understand Bxf7

[cyan yarrow]

I had a clutch knight outpost tho

[compact mantle]

Fr me too

[pastel phoenix]

It’s a brilliant

[compact mantle]

This position appears in my fever dreams

[umbral wind]

Yeah I know but idk why

[grim edge]

its a more slow progression thing but very solid defense i think. doesnt involve too much strong tactical things against the opponent

[umbral wind]

cxb7 looks good enough to me why sac the bishop

[grim edge]

Alright. I will YouTube it later before work

[compact mantle]

There was a queen on f7😎

[pastel phoenix]

No, there was a pawn

[grim edge]

Dutch and English pronunciation is little similar, isn't it?

[grim edge]

i think its just an error tbh
chesscom likes to put moves as brilliatn as long as u sac/ignore a threat but still win material

[compact mantle]

I was joking yes

[umbral wind]

Yeah guess it reels the gullible in

[grim edge]

Is Dutch grammar same like English grammar?

[grim edge]

nah blud, think u drinking smth stronger than me fr 😂

[cyan yarrow]

Brilliants are scams but I don't think rating makes a dif

[grim edge]

I see, so it is not

[compact mantle]

You wanna see?

[grim edge]

I love grammar, show

[compact mantle]

Or do u wanna know

[pastel phoenix]

It does

[umbral wind]

Yeah the rating does make a diff, a 2700 wouldn’t get a brilliant for certain moves a 500 would

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-nerd-yelling-insult-gif-7884166

[compact mantle]

It’s somewhat comparable but it’s like 15% similar

[pastel phoenix]

At higher ratings it says Bxf7 is a blunder

[gentle steppe]

DOSENT work

[static ridge]

tilting hard, i havent won a game in 9 days

[grim edge]

Good to know. European languages have a different grammatical structure than some Asian langauges.

[grim edge]

das craaaaaaazy

[compact mantle]

Lmao rightfully so

[static ridge]

jeezus im getting horrible at ches

[grim edge]

Practise daily then

[pastel phoenix]

Huh?

[compact mantle]

Yes it’s vastly different

[grim edge]

And analyse too

[grim edge]

start playing checkers 🙏

[compact mantle]

cxb7 is better

[umbral wind]

I made some crazy bishop sac and it was only a great move 😐

[grim edge]

How many languages do you know?

[grim edge]

take a break

[compact mantle]

Depends what you mean by knowing them

[static ridge]

i do and every day i lose at least 4 games

[pastel phoenix]

Was it losing material?

[umbral wind]

Yes

Exchange down

[pastel phoenix]

Do you gain it back

[grim edge]

You can have a conversation with that language. That level

[static ridge]

that has to be the worst advice ive ever gotten from someone

[hallow gate]

finnnn

[umbral wind]

Nope

[pastel phoenix]

What’s ur rating

[umbral wind]

Heyaaaa

[grim edge]

are you analysing ur games ??

[compact mantle]

I speak a little french, Dutch and obviously English, on a good day maybe german

[hallow gate]

playyyy

[grim edge]

Analyse the games might be better advice

[static ridge]

every one

im leaving too many weaknesses in my position

[umbral wind]

Girl it’s 1AM I’m boutta asleep

[hallow gate]

wait actually nvm i broke my mouse 💀 😭

[static ridge]

but i cant fix it

[umbral wind]

2720 rn

[hallow gate]

:o

[compact mantle]

Plane

[grim edge]

"On a good day" okay

[static ridge]

why does ur thing say under 500

[hallow gate]

alt

[grim edge]

where is the part when you hit a mountain?

[gentle steppe]

Chat I'm set for the paper

[static ridge]

oh i c

[umbral wind]

The amount of times I’ve been asked this😭😭

[compact mantle]

I just mean if they are normal germans 🤣

[hallow gate]

can confirm hes a troll

[compact mantle]

Which is rare

[static ridge]

this is my 21st loss in a row

[grim edge]

Lol

[stable mirage]

just connect your main and they’ll stop

[hallow gate]

xX_getflaggedkiddo_Xx

[static ridge]

holy

[umbral wind]

Losing too much? Smh

[umbral wind]

I can’t otherwise I would’ve

[hallow gate]

NO LIKE I THINK I SPLIT WATER ON IT

[grim edge]

i hope ur not there rn

[grim edge]

y?

[stable mirage]

oh why not

[grim edge]

are you playing ur games on autopilot
something that helped me was maybe watch some gm's tutorials and stuff it kinda helped me see some more possible moves/weakness in positions and clear sum fog

[hallow gate]

just get ur alt to 2700 smh

[grim edge]

cause why ur on discord lmao

[umbral wind]

Moon has it connected and he won’t unlink it

[stable mirage]

oh I see

[compact mantle]

Gotta learn not to drink behind the pc

[hallow gate]

oh so thats why moon has that 2700 rated acc

[umbral wind]

That’s a decent idea

[stable mirage]

just get the account banned

[hallow gate]

i swear i crushed him during an arena once

and he was like 1600 at best

[grim edge]

waiting for my friend who ditched me and it helps me sober up a little

[umbral wind]

It’s my start of progression account

2015 from the day I started to now

[hallow gate]

ooh nice

[stable mirage]

I see

[covert cosmos]

uwu

[hallow gate]

the cat is dead

[stable mirage]

I’m surprised there’s no way of disconnecting from the chess.c*m account

on the site

[hallow gate]

le chat est mort

[grim edge]

thank you for sending this image

[umbral wind]

Yeah I’ve tried but I can’t 🙄

[grim edge]

i have been blessed

[stable mirage]

goofy

[fickle rampart]

[umbral wind]

Yeah he’s like 1600 ish

[fickle rampart]

Np

[hallow gate]

💀

[peak plank]

give or take 600 points

, yeah

[hallow gate]

take 600 points

[umbral wind]

Oh is he like 2k?

[compact mantle]

He used to be

[hallow gate]

double it and give it to the next

[peak plank]

fr]

[stable mirage]

my estimate was 2.2k but could be more or less by a few hundred

[peak plank]

ill take it ngl

[hallow gate]

2k at best

[umbral wind]

[stable mirage]

he talks like he’s way better

[umbral wind]

Well yeah cos look at his role😂

[compact mantle]

Having my own chess game documented in a lichess study feels so professional, but it aint😂

[hallow gate]

fr

[hallow gate]

whyd u even give it smh

[umbral wind]

It was back when I was banned from this server

So I said fck it yeah it doesn’t matter to me

[hallow gate]

u got banned?

[umbral wind]

For ‘abuse’ yeah

AKA streaming lichess

[twin moon]

Nah, they just don’t like the brits

[grim edge]

💀

[hallow gate]

damn wtf

[grim edge]

L

[umbral wind]

That mod that banned me has been demodded now she was corrupt asf

[hallow gate]

imagine streaming lichess tho

[hallow gate]

oh wait who was it

[umbral wind]

Saevanna or smth like that

[hallow gate]

like greta?

[umbral wind]

Yes Greta.

[grim edge]

hey chat

[hallow gate]

ah yeah i think there was some funny business with her in the past

[peak plank]

I think I remeber that you said smth about it in TMC and somone folks ask and got bast to unban you

[hallow gate]

i dont remember the specifics but like there was a certain group of people hating on greta

[umbral wind]

Yeah she acted off of emotions and feelings not actually modding

[hallow gate]

but thats a long time ago

[umbral wind]

Yep that was what happened then bast was like oh that’s some BS then unbanned me

[hallow gate]

back during my first/second regression

[hallow gate]

they actually remembered about you?

crazy stuff 💀

[umbral wind]

No I brought it up when bast was in chat

[hallow gate]

werent u banned?

[umbral wind]

In a different server

[hallow gate]

ah fair

💀

[grim edge]

Finland anybody?

[hallow gate]

@umbral wind's land

[umbral wind]

I got banned on Lefong’s stream for trash talking him

[grim edge]

Yeah you were being toxic

So they banned you

[umbral wind]

Nah lefong is just a sissy

[hallow gate]

💀

imagine being mad tho

[umbral wind]

He was like we don’t tolerate that in chat 🤓

[ember gale]

Jelo

[hallow gate]

[ember gale]

!connect

[grim edge]

chat am i delulu

[ember gale]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[hallow gate]

real

[gentle aspen]

LOOOOL

[ember gale]

Im insane

[grim edge]

ohhh nahhhhhhh 0.0

[ember gale]

[gentle aspen]

YEEAAAAA

IKR?

[compact mantle]

Everyone here wanna do a guess the eval?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anty_legionista1922

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 303 (328 peak)
Blitz: 317 (407 peak)
Bullet: 449 (419 peak)

[gentle aspen]

yees i beated my peak!

On bullet

[brisk ingot]

Rapid anyone?

[gentle aspen]

BRAAAAAAH

[grim edge]

@gentle aspen

[gentle aspen]

NAH NAH NAH NAH

[grim edge]

Hahaha

[gentle aspen]

How tf dude had 1 book move and more blunders but he had less accuracy?

[grim edge]

:)

[ember gale]

Come on baby

Ughhhhh how do i post picturessss

[grim edge]

Idk

[shrewd vessel]

hi

[harsh mortar]

hi

[grim edge]

realll

[grim edge]

Real

[peak plank]

use !trust

[stable jungle]

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[ember gale]

!trust

!thrust

[peak plank]

sorry, /trust

[brisk ingot]

Rapid anyone

[shrewd vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/ultraman-trigger-ultraman-trigger-ultraman-trigger-new-generation-tiga-new-generation-tiga-gif-22784029

[coral quartz]

Tf is that?

[stable mirage]

ym

[shrewd vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/ultraman-trigger-trigger-carmeara-gif-23771508

[rustic mirage]

Solve this....White to play

[grim edge]

Nc6?

[normal hatch]

Nd7?

[grim edge]

I’m 450-500 elo if anyone wants to play

[grim edge]

I just started chess

[stable mirage]

yeah Nd7

solve after Be7

[brisk ingot]

Rapid anyone

[normal hatch]

Nexf6 Re8

[stable mirage]

good job

[normal hatch]

[stable mirage]

I have stolen the puzzle it’s mine now

[glossy radish]

hey chat

[covert cosmos]

hey cat

[stable mirage]

hey Kirby stan

[covert cosmos]

:3

[glossy radish]

i shall now post daily photos of cats

[grim edge]

hey V

[ember gale]

[stable mirage]

#1104006325307965501

[glossy radish]

cat #1

[covert cosmos]

uwu

[glossy radish]

no one goes there

[stable mirage]

@servermids

[glossy radish]

hey marshy :)

[grim edge]

want to see a cat that is haunting me?

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[rustic mirage]

yeh i think

[random drum]

Lucy got banned?

[normal hatch]

Wdym ya think? Its ur puzzle🗿

[stable mirage]

sigh

[grim edge]

what?!?!

[west knot]

:((

[grim edge]

@primal shore

[random drum]

banned for cheating

[grim edge]

bro is locked out :O

[random drum]

*locked out

[normal hatch]

They locked her

[grim edge]

cheating?!?!

[normal hatch]

The leader of Blunder Masters

[grim edge]

nooo lucyyy

[west knot]

bruh

[grim edge]

I didn't expect this day would come

[west knot]

you suck

[median terrace]

people say she was cheating

[normal hatch]

What did bro do to ya💀

[median terrace]

i think i mod sent her account

[covert cosmos]

no u

[random drum]

I heard that

[median terrace]

i hate cheaters

so rip bozo i guess

rest in piss

[covert cosmos]

lucy is so cool tho :(** **

[normal hatch]

Was it confirmed 🦭

[median terrace]

a mod sent her account and it was closed

[stable mirage]

what

[west knot]

shut up

[median terrace]

@normal hatch wrong reply

let me find the mod message

[normal hatch]

Closed for fair play?

[stable mirage]

yes

[normal hatch]

Oh damn, rip

[grim edge]

Ngl I think she cheat fr

@grim edge

[grim edge]

yes?

[median terrace]

^

[flat kraken]

more concerned about that one guy who drew against a 99.5% accuracy bot 💀

[median terrace]

HAHAHA

[grim edge]

hi wanna play again

[hallow gate]

another cheater

[median terrace]

@normal hatch

[normal hatch]

Yeah, it was fair play. Rip

[grim edge]

I quit chess bro ;-;

[grim edge]

meanie

[clear mortar]

hello there

[normal hatch]

U got yae miko?

[grim edge]

i am yae miko

[grim edge]

It gave me anxiety too much and I focus on chess so much to the point where I start failing my class and not going out side that much

[grim edge]

😔

[normal hatch]

🗿

[grim edge]

perfect reason to quit

[normal hatch]

Bro described my life

[grim edge]

ok but take care of yourself

[covert cosmos]

😭

[clear mortar]

I have an exam today

[grim edge]

I failed 3 test already ;-;

[hallow gate]

💀

[normal hatch]

Think u gonna pass?

[grim edge]

oh no...

[clear mortar]

spent studying 2 days for the wrong subject 🥲

[normal hatch]

🔥

[grim edge]

L

[clear mortar]

But I'm still gonna pass

[normal hatch]

Atleast ur optimistic

[clear mortar]

Our teachers know us personally, so they take it easy on us

They are fine with anything as long as word doesn't go out

Anyway, bye my brothas and sistas

[grim edge]

poor u

[nova verge]

Sup ??

[silk stag]

HI MASHU

[median terrace]

Sup ??

[grim edge]

hiii

[silk stag]

Where the other people at

Like
Wheres liya

[covert cosmos]

some people aren't online 24/7

[peak plank]

some people are

[silk stag]

They still alive tho?

[silk stag]

HI PIXEL

[gentle aspen]

Oops

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-kirby-nintendo-gif-13136056

[rotund elk]

Guys if I practice a lot how long does it take to go from 800 to 1600

[covert cosmos]

.

[gentle aspen]

(cool song)

[covert cosmos]

KIRBY

[peak plank]

not me trust

[nova verge]

Hru??

[covert cosmos]

good

[native rose]

Usually not too long I've seen people do it in 9 months-1 year

[nova verge]

Good!

I am happy for you 🥹

[covert cosmos]

ok

🤨

[gentle aspen]

play it 🙏

[nova verge]

🫂

[silk stag]

Anyways

Yall think I have a chance with my homies cousin?

[nova verge]

Nah

[covert cosmos]

what

[silk stag]

Hear me out cuh

[native rose]

😭

[grim edge]

Yes

[silk stag]

She likes watching me play, she watches me whenever she aint busy
Im boutta ask her if she wants some private lessons

From a 1400

[covert cosmos]

me thinking i have a chance (i dont)

[median saffron]

it depends bruh

[grim edge]

queen sac

[silk stag]

Or I could recommend her to my coach but aint no way Im boutta let that old numnut hit that

[grim edge]

as long as its cool w ur homie 😭

[random drum]

I will not play this for sure

[grim edge]

LMFAOOO

[silk stag]

He dont need to be cool with it ngl
Only she needs to

[grim edge]

damn

i love how you think

[silk stag]

Thanks
My mom made it

[covert cosmos]

yes

[silk stag]

Æthelred

Æthelfling

[covert cosmos]

æ dont give a shit

[silk stag]

Bjørn

Ironisde

[stable mirage]

holy h

[silk stag]

Okay so Im bout to hit her up in her dms and ask if shed let me hit
Wish me luck guys

[median saffron]

no bruh

dont do this yet

[stable mirage]

what are we talking about

[median saffron]

he wants to hit on his cousin

[silk stag]

Not mine

[stable mirage]

[silk stag]

My homies cousin

[median saffron]

is ur homie coolwith it

[covert cosmos]

ok what does homie mean

[median saffron]

good friend

[stable mirage]

that has to be against something

[covert cosmos]

ok

[silk stag]

Why he need to I aint doing him

[normal hatch]

100% against Bro code

[median saffron]

BRUH but like ur gonna break the homie code

if u dont get his approval

i mean unless ur homie is like me

[covert cosmos]

wait is homie just a guys thing

[median saffron]

my sister probably sleeps with 4 guys a night

[covert cosmos]

i dont hear homie a lot irl

[median saffron]

no its just american

[covert cosmos]

lol ok

[silk stag]

Bro she hot
If I dont do this now she gon be gone
Im willing to still hit if she is too but if she ain't its over

[median saffron]

bruh but u gotta know her first and like

your homie can help you know her...

ur homie can literally be ur wingman bruh

[silk stag]

Been classmates for like 5 years already

[silk stag]

Gud point

[median saffron]

ok so u know her well?

like u are friends??

[silk stag]

I know she hot

[median saffron]

bro my cousin thinks taylor swift is hot do u think that means he can ask her out

[viscid jacinth]

Hi

[normal hatch]

Down horrendous for ur bro’s cousin

[covert cosmos]

you came at the wrong time

[viscid jacinth]

Why

[stable mirage]

why not

[median saffron]

tell ur homie abt this

[silk stag]

I MISSED U RAN

[median saffron]

get his help

[stable mirage]

that’s wh

[covert cosmos]

this guy wants to date his cousin or something

[silk stag]

Hey bro bro I like yo cousin she gon let me hit it or nah?

[viscid jacinth]

Same bro

[viscid jacinth]

Sweet Home Alabama

[silk stag]

Should I say it like thay

[teal jungle]

dating ur friends relatives doesnt seem weird to me, wouldnt u want to be friends with ur relatives partners anyway, so u get the same Opening Position just with a different move order

[silk stag]

No man
My homies cousin

[teal jungle]

then again im like 500 at social interaction

[grim edge]

god i love this

[median saffron]

no say "hey man im into ur cousin can you help me ask her out"

[viscid jacinth]

If she is not related to you in any way then you can do it

[median saffron]

ur homie is not who u should be telling "i wanna hit"

[viscid jacinth]

But if she is related in genes your infant can have some problems

[nova verge]

👋

[stable mirage]

read up a bit

[viscid jacinth]

The human you will produce will have problems

nah I gotta go to school rn

Catch up to ya next time

[median saffron]

get ur education up first

[stable mirage]

[silk stag]

I mean,
They see I like to get around a lot,
What if he tells me no cuz he dont think Im serious
She doesnt know bout my gud life so I have a chance if they dont interact

[median saffron]

anyway bruh if u dont tell ur homie rn then once ur together u have to tell him anyway

[silk stag]

Okay okay

[median saffron]

and that will be weirder

[stable mirage]

nah they know they’ll fail

[silk stag]

That sounds worse
Hey bro bro Im tapping Nana

[stable mirage]

so there’s no point letting them know

[silk stag]

Yeahhhhh

[median saffron]

bruh but u think he wont know his cousin is into u

u gonna tell him ur single?

if u tell him u found someone he gonna be like "who"

[silk stag]

Okay
So Imma hit him up first then tap his cousin next
Aight tnx
Byeeee

[median saffron]

yes

ping me in a few years when u get married to her

[covert cosmos]

how to talk to other people

???

[woeful stag]

Hello kirby

[covert cosmos]

hi

[grim edge]

is your iq high

[woeful stag]

How do I get pic perm ?

[covert cosmos]

dont

[woeful stag]

D':

[stable mirage]

does that matter

[lyric crag]

Guys

[covert cosmos]

how to talk to men

[woeful stag]

Use mouth

[covert cosmos]

it stops working

[stable mirage]

talk to me for practice

[covert cosmos]

uwu

[woeful stag]

That sucks

[lyric crag]

Is it possible for a person I beat with 15+ point advantage 2 times in a row suddenly playing with an accuracy of 97.3 percent in the next game? He surely cheated right?

[stable mirage]

UwU

[manic nova]

depends, report if sus

[low sable]

sounds pretty likely but maybe the blunder from the first game was just a fluke

[lyric crag]

First 2 games

He played like his rating

Like a 800

[lyric crag]

It's a frnd of the girl I like

[covert cosmos]

???

[low sable]

oh 800?
and your 1200?
yeah they're probably cheating

[lyric crag]

I'm 1300

[low sable]

oh ok

[lyric crag]

Yea

He don't admit it

[low sable]

definetly report

[lyric crag]

I mean how TF does he have 97.3 percent accuracy... My accuracy is normally 75 and against him was 87

[lyric crag]

Dude plays for "fun"

[low sable]

what?
im pretty sure thats everyone

[stable mirage]

who plays chess for fun 💀

[grim edge]

Why are you partying? I am flying to you! Get your a$$ back home

[lyric crag]

Udk what I mean?

I meant that he just plays when he gets time

That kind of "fun"

[low sable]

again, im pretty sure thats everyone

[rain trout]

Uwu

[manic nova]

I saw the games, just report and let fair play do the work

[stable mirage]

UwU

[rain trout]

Ni

[lyric crag]

Damn U saw it?

Alr I'll report

[manic nova]

that's the last few games you played right?

[lyric crag]

Yess

[manic nova]

yeah just let them check

[grim edge]

Bad bad.. If you're 18+, can I hit on you instead?

[elfin pebble]

Not always

[rain trout]

Can i get an owo in this chat?

[stable mirage]

nah just in #2200-or-higher

[elfin pebble]

NO

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1355 (1356 peak)
Blitz: 889 (964 peak)
Bullet: 868 (885 peak)

[lofty owl]

Is this a good elo?

[rain trout]

No cuddles for u

[normal hatch]

Sirius not saying owo? Impossible!

[rain trout]

Magbus barlsen

[lofty owl]

Sorry, I didn't get you?

[elfin pebble]

Good OwI

[normal hatch]

Good enough to flex on ur irl friends

[lofty owl]

Loll tysmmm!

[rain trout]

It's good. Go for 1400

[stable mirage]

go for 2300 fide

[lofty owl]

Tysmm!!! 🔥
Road to 1400 now

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play

[stable mirage]

shoot for the ground and you might hit something idk

[rain trout]

Say it too

[unborn pike]

hey Sirius, wassup?

[covert cosmos]

im cold

[stable mirage]

the sky is up

[covert cosmos]

🤯

[normal hatch]

I don’t take part in those activities

[stable mirage]

Kirby is pretty hot

[rain trout]

Kirby is hot. Go near him

[unborn pike]

Yo, that was pretty funny. I like a girl with good humor haha

[stable mirage]

great minds think alike

[stable mirage]

[small crescent]

Hmm

[rain trout]

Great minds?

[stable mirage]

yes

[covert cosmos]

not me

[rain trout]

Not me either

[unborn pike]

Yo, what's up with the pepe emojis? Can we talk like two real humans here?

[stable mirage]

[rain trout]

Pepe is a real human. Su kid respect pepe

[steep steppe]

This freaking guy

[rain trout]

I believe in Pepe the frog supremacy

[elfin pebble]

What If u are a bitch

[covert cosmos]

what

[rain trout]

Chess players

[woeful stag]

Lol

[steep steppe]

Um actually! That’s my English teacher bud

[rain trout]

If you are one you can get some too

[steep steppe]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[elfin pebble]

All u need is a chess board

[elfin pebble]

But I dont want em

[digital phoenix]

i heard of some news

[unborn pike]

Have you heard of chess?

[digital phoenix]

@primal shore

well looks like she did get banned

[grim edge]

What’s that

[digital phoenix]

its a game where white goes before black

[ornate ivy]

F

[grim edge]

damnn what did lucy do

everybody that talks dropping like flies lmao

[ornate ivy]

Cheated

Not surprising though tbh

[digital phoenix]

im going to starve for one week if i buy this

[grim edge]

🤦‍♂️ all that work gone cause you got impatient

[stable mirage]

why would you

that skin is trash

[digital phoenix]

fair enough i already have the walmart battlepass skin

[rustic mirage]

Yoooooo

[stable mirage]

if ur gonna waste money on a skin get xenohunter knife or sm

[rustic mirage]

I found someone how has tied Hikarus record

MITerryble has 94 straight wins too

[stable mirage]

very interesting

[rustic mirage]

Thats insane

[digital phoenix]

did u see discord suggestion btw a cheater asked to get a cheater recognition channel'

[stable mirage]

lol

[grim edge]

more like a wall of shame channel

[digital phoenix]

bro is still in denial

[digital phoenix]

giving them attention wouldnt really do anything

[grim edge]

yea i would say it's a good laugh but not really lol

[digital phoenix]

its fun for a week

[stable mirage]

7 hours if ur lucky

[hallow gate]

real

[digital phoenix]

i think unity got depression because we didnt give him enough attention fr

[hallow gate]

fr

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

Dammam why u telling us she cheated

[brisk ingot]

Chess has ruined me

[low sable]

in what sense?

[cosmic nexus]

Puzzle white to move

[brisk ingot]

I gave up on love for chess.

[grim edge]

Nf6

[cosmic nexus]

you're on the right track but after that nxf6

[stable mirage]

Nb6 first if ur going for that

[grim edge]

Nxb6?

[teal herald]

Nxb6 ig

[cosmic nexus]

yup! gotta remove the defender first, a rook sack happens after

[hallow gate]

WAIT GUYS ITS NXB6

[cosmic nexus]

all three of u got it

[hallow gate]

🤯

[brisk ingot]

Genius

[cosmic nexus]

yall found it a lot quicker than I did

[hallow gate]

crazy

[brisk ingot]

Don't be so smart guys

[grim edge]

Crazy I was crazy once they lock me in a room a rubber room

[covert cosmos]

no

[brisk ingot]

Nice was it bouncy

[digital phoenix]

because she did?

[grim edge]

Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
Mágico mi dubi dubi
Bum, bum, bum, bum

[covert cosmos]

a rum sum sum a rum sum sum

[grim edge]

Really? Is this true @grim edge?

[digital phoenix]

shell always deny

[grim edge]

It was I had a friend also his name was matt

[grim edge]

Dammmmm I wouldn't cheat my way through

Everyone’s too afraid to vs me

[teal herald]

Of course

[brisk ingot]

Must have been nice to have someone to enjoy the bounce with. Experiences are better when shared

[unborn pike]

Hey Dalia, you know that song "I want your soul"? Well, in a couple more messages, you'll be singing "Give me your heart".

There, I rizzed her up a bit by making an implication about us being together. Let's see what she says to this message.

[teal herald]

Your pfp looks strong

[nova verge]

Yeah be dumb! It’s more fun

[grim edge]

Best 500 to grace this earth

[grim edge]

Crazzzyyy why @grim edge

[grim edge]

He disappeared when I got out of the room

[brisk ingot]

Exactly!

[grim edge]

Not reading allat

[nova verge]

😉😉😉

[unborn pike]

Dalia, you really are acting like a kid. But, I'm willing to play along if you want.

Maybe I should dial down the flirting a bit and try to be a bit nicer with her.

Now, we will see if she is fine with me being a bit less aggressive and playful and she will decide to continue the conversation.

[brisk ingot]

Oh damn! I wish I could vanish into thin air.

[grim edge]

Same

[unborn pike]

I connected my new rizz ai to discord

[brisk ingot]

Especially when someone needs me

[unborn pike]

this is amazing

[nova verge]

RIZZZZZZZZZZZ

[brisk ingot]

Riz u up

[covert cosmos]

filters:

[brisk ingot]

It's my riz filter

Can't have riz without it

It's the only way

[covert cosmos]

ok good luck using a filter in real life

[shell perch]

how do I get the permission to making new posts in #1039982616159465595

[covert cosmos]

dont

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @shell perch, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[brisk ingot]

I put a bag over my head for any interaction and won't let anyone see me until I can send my riz pic.

[covert cosmos]

guys how do i talk to boys

[shell perch]

ok thanks

[nova verge]

Rizz me up!

[covert cosmos]

CAT

[brisk ingot]

You don't. Just bust out the riz filter

[nova verge]

Yes!

[grim edge]

Hello

[nova verge]

No you’re good I can’t believe you remembered

[covert cosmos]

no i want real social interaction unlike 99% of this server

[nova verge]

Awh you’re too sweet 💜💜💜

[brisk ingot]

😂😂☠️

[covert cosmos]

but aaaaa

[nova verge]

I won’t forget you either

[covert cosmos]

my brain stops working 😭

[brisk ingot]

Genuine social interaction is for weebs who go out and don't have social media only real friends.

[grim edge]

you definitely sound like a "brad"

[brisk ingot]

Who needs genuine social interaction when you have this beautiful toxic server to spend hours of your life you will never get back on.

[covert cosmos]

for real

[grim edge]

it's not really toxic just wildly off topic and at times inappropriate

[digital phoenix]

yo did u see lucy got banned

[rustic mirage]

Caught a 400 elo cheater

[grim edge]

Who

[rustic mirage]

HOLY

they played at 96% accuracy

Also when I told them that he was going to get caught for cheating

and I said that if he resigned he wouldnt be banned

than this happened

[median terrace]

HAHAHAHAH

[grim edge]

some ppl just cant hold their tongue

[rustic mirage]

turns out the 400 elo was also cheating last game too

💀 this generation is wild

[west reef]

Bruh

Cheating at 400 elo 😂

[grim edge]

Isnt that more likely to happen ?

[rustic mirage]

No I found it funny he fell for it

[nimble niche]

damn when i called someone out for cheating in chat, they didn't resign, instead they just said "go report me lil bro" and kept cheating

[rustic mirage]

pfffft that is tough

[median terrace]

go report me lil bro

[stable mirage]

5000

[rustic mirage]

yo nice work

[grim edge]

5 million is a higher number so i'm better

by logic

[stable mirage]

sadg

[median terrace]

mediocre at best

[hearty thunder]

Chess 10 min isn’t working

[rustic mirage]

Also @nimble niche I am glad he resigned because tbh I had a win streak going of 58 games 💀

[grim edge]

i just played a 10+0

my friend abandoned me now im delulu on my own

[nimble niche]

some may find these statistics interesting

[median terrace]

who was ur friend

[covert cosmos]

ough how do i talk to people

[hearty thunder]

No game is poping up

[grim edge]

whismy

[rustic mirage]

wdym

[median terrace]

who dat

[grim edge]

the same way you talk to me rn

[rustic mirage]

No smurfing...I played people at low elo to just get a win

[nimble niche]

i was joking, that was what kramnik said about hikaru's 46 streak

[grim edge]

some cute person dw about it

[covert cosmos]

a

[rustic mirage]

its rated too because Im playing 300-500

[median terrace]

Taken is such an L user tbh

[rustic mirage]

That was using assisted...which is legal

[nimble niche]

also thoughts on bc falling off?

[median terrace]

get a better user

taken is ass

[grim edge]

can we mass report taken for smurfing thanks

[rustic mirage]

smurfing how...

my elo is 1664

[grim edge]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[rustic mirage]

do you guys know what smurfing is?

[grim edge]

to play against lower rated players in order to win easily

[torpid lintel]

after 2 weeks played a bullet games in a tourmament and also got first place :)

[rustic mirage]

Well wrong

[west reef]

Well dunno, maybe.... But I think 400 elo is super easy for average person

[covert cosmos]

so what is it then

[rustic mirage]

its when you have a account that state a lower elo than you actually are

but when I am playing players they can see my rating

[grim edge]

report > fair play > rating manipulation

[grim edge]

Are you calling everyone below 400 elo dumb : P

[rustic mirage]

rating manipulation isnt the cause bro

[grim edge]

whatever you're doing it's still considering rating manipulation, ergo banneable

[rustic mirage]

I get a 0 for a win

💀

[stable mirage]

manipulating the 600s

[grim edge]

probably 12

Im assuming hes like 13 or 14 :/

[grim edge]

overestimation

[rustic mirage]

Guys Ive done my research and it is totally legal because I am not manipulating my rating in any way

First you guys

[grim edge]

you're manipulating the other player's, which is indeed illegal

[rustic mirage]

How

[grim edge]

Hes a kid leave him alone -

[digital phoenix]

report pixel for rating manipulation

[rustic mirage]

they get a 0 too?

[grim edge]

youngans

[west reef]

Well not really

[grim edge]

We already guessed right somewhere between 10 - 13~

[west reef]

Who knows they might be minors, can't blame them of they are bad at chess

[covert cosmos]

for real

[west reef]

But they are the ones who learn very fast

[covert cosmos]

💀 apparently not

@flat kraken

[west reef]

Lol

[grim edge]

you scared him away ~

[covert cosmos]

meme

[grim edge]

@flat kraken

[west reef]

@flat kraken

[stable mirage]

#😆〡chess-memes #😆〡random-memes

[low sable]

reminds me of that one kid from power puff who likes to eat glue

[storm pine]

if i double free trial can i still cancel?

[grim edge]

i once ate glue as a kid cuz i thought i was a robot and robots wouldn't die from eating glue

[west reef]

Bruh

[rustic mirage]

Im 19...

you satisfied?

[covert cosmos]

bro rolled the dice 😭

[stable mirage]

omg so old

[covert cosmos]

why did bro take so long to respond

[grim edge]

Wow your older than me~

[flat kraken]

im 2 weeks old bruh

[covert cosmos]

@serberminds BAN HIM

[west reef]

Bruh

[rustic mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-fail-meme-gif-22090542

[grim edge]

stop fighting

[west reef]

What's your age

[grim edge]

yeah well don't do that here

[flat kraken]

getting banned 👍

[rustic mirage]

technically no...

kid...Im a grown man dawg

what about you

[west reef]

I wonder if there are older people than me in the chat

I am freaking 22

[grim edge]

Im 17. Close enough

[flat kraken]

you’re like 7 years away from dying rip 💀

[rustic mirage]

Um...its called graduation...I guess ur still in elemetary school?

[west reef]

Damn that's 5 year difference

[rustic mirage]

or grade 5

whatever you say

[low sable]

if this is a joke than I dont get it

[west reef]

Wtf

[flat kraken]

you’re not in college?

[rustic mirage]

Well I take some courses but like not anything specific

[grim edge]

.

[flat kraken]

damn

[rustic mirage]

Why you asking a total stranger

[west reef]

Lol

[digital phoenix]

how about u give ur social security number

[rustic mirage]

Well I guess that answers your question

[west reef]

🤣

[grim edge]

unity you're the one sounding like someone below 14

[grim edge]

Leave the kid alone~

[west reef]

What is this pawn logo beside your name

[digital phoenix]

hes gay

[grim edge]

this is sad

[west reef]

That pawn probably played holi

[west reef]

Huh ?

[rustic mirage]

No dawg....maybe sleep on that.

[rustic mirage]

Goodnight yall

[digital phoenix]

the fu

[open pebble]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/96609475305

[meager zephyr]

Nuh uh

[rustic mirage]

Thank you for stating the obv

[west reef]

Are there any LGBT grandmasters ?, just wondering

[grim edge]

u can get it in like a channel

[rustic mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[grim edge]

😭😭😭😭

[west reef]

I have no intention to get it

[grim edge]

😢

[digital phoenix]

dont think so

probably for a good reason

[west reef]

Maybe

[digital phoenix]

maybe if the lgbt stopped doing bullshit theyd be able to be gm

[low sable]

huh

[covert cosmos]

no

[grim edge]

like?

[twin moon]

Magnus Carlsen

[west reef]

I thought Cagnus Marlsen was a LGBT GM

[twin moon]

As someone with the pride pawn, this is pride pawn verified

[grim edge]

i personally think male grandmasters are all gay cuz tbey spend their whole life trying to mate kings

[twin moon]

Nah he is queer

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-goodbye-chat-gif-15683883384099338804

[west reef]

I thought initially that was a pawn which played holi

[twin moon]

Yknow I think it is wild that LGBTQ insults itself in the name by adding Q

[low sable]

thats what queer mean besides the b and the t

[grand niche]

I won a game against Einstein
https://lichess.org/dScbElYxQ9DK