💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Nobody learning russian?

[haughty mortar]

No

[rough moon]

No haha my mother yes

[gentle aspen]

Priviet

[rough moon]

BAHAHAH

davai pa ruski

[gentle aspen]

😳😳

[rough moon]

Lmao

[gentle aspen]

bro...

[grim edge]

Gues im the only one who learns russian

[rough moon]

Alpicini x)

Tchebourachka

[rough moon]

Love this guy btw

https://tenor.com/view/cheburashka-cute-roman-kachanov-russian-cartoon-animation-gif-10266996

[unborn pike]

omfg i hate lesbians

[rough moon]

Bahah

[gentle aspen]

I know:
Polish,English
Learning:
Japanese,Latin

[rough moon]

Nice man

[unborn pike]

they always so snarky and stuff

[rough moon]

I know : french german english and learning japanese lessgooo

[unborn pike]

like stfu we get it you dont like di

[rough moon]

Nice man

[gentle aspen]

Bro knows axis and allies language

[grim edge]

Thats not much

[rough moon]

Bahahhahhah

[gentle aspen]

🤣🤣🤣

[rough moon]

I can speak both side

[gentle aspen]

ayo

[covert cosmos]

i have a lesbian friend shes literally just a normal person

[grim edge]

Thats liek me i think

[unborn pike]

dude im saying rn only men should have the right to abortion, the elites might censor this coz of how true it is

[grim edge]

Me dutch,deutch,france,english,arabic,russian,turkish

[gentle aspen]

Tf bro

[covert cosmos]

speak english please

[rough moon]

Nice !

[unborn pike]

well you're a girl so she prob doesnt do the wierd lesbian stuff to you

[dark hinge]

i need tips for 500 elo blitz

[gentle aspen]

Bro stfu 😭

[grim edge]

Does that mean not nice?

[dark hinge]

don’t say gothsmchess

[rough moon]

Be smart

[dark hinge]

yey

[rough moon]

Ma bad

[covert cosmos]

ok?

[haughty mortar]

Gotham chess you idiot

[unborn pike]

yeah nods head aggresively

[dark hinge]

no one is falling for that

💀

[gentle aspen]

I went for it at @rough moon lol

[dark hinge]

i could try ig for one game

[rough moon]

82 elo ?? Try to go to 100 man

[gentle aspen]

Bro i play like 50 games and 1/2 is scholar

[dark hinge]

what’s astraylon

[dark hinge]

?? blitz and ur 500 elo

[grim edge]

Nah @dark hinge is already 3100

[gentle aspen]

nah im ~370

[rough moon]

Ha 😭😂

[gentle aspen]

I have Hikaru in my friend list

[dark hinge]

my blunders are insane

[rough moon]

Whats ur username @dark hinge

[dark hinge]

i once blundered a full queen and my opponent didn’t see

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-doctor-meme-gif-23263243

[gentle aspen]

Thats not cap br

[dark hinge]

i forgot

[rough moon]

Lmao

[grim edge]

Botez gambit declined

[gentle aspen]

Seeee?

[covert cosmos]

for real

[gentle aspen]

HaAHAHAHAAHAH

[dark hinge]

not real

[gentle aspen]

Real real bro

[rough moon]

Wtf is ur pronous man?

[dark hinge]

photopea.com

[dark hinge]

sarcasm

[rough moon]

Lmaooo

Nah man dont worry

[dark hinge]

oh wait you meant that

[gentle aspen]

There is me

The W logo guy

[rough moon]

I trust him

Lmaooooooo

Wait- thats actually true i juste checked

[grim edge]

Its 01.27 here mabye i have to sleep

[rough moon]

Wait how? @gentle aspen

[dark hinge]

OH WAIT I SAW IT

[unborn pike]

When i was child, i played chess every day with Jacques-Louis David.

[dark hinge]

I SAW ON HICK A ROOS FRIEND LIST

[rough moon]

Who is wenk13 @gentle aspen why this pp

[gentle aspen]

HAHAHAAHHA

[dark hinge]

it’s a joke

[haughty mortar]

Who that

[unborn pike]

Hello, I am Napoleon Bonaparte. I was the French Emperor from 1804 to 1814, and was also King of Italy from 1805 to 1814.

[rough moon]

Wait so how man

[gentle aspen]

Huh? Wdym?

[haughty mortar]

Most funny discord post

[gentle aspen]

I just clicked to add him and there we go

[rough moon]

How did u get hikaru

[dark hinge]

knee slapper golly gee willikers

[rough moon]

Oh ok

[dark hinge]

how did he get on hick a roos friend list

[gentle aspen]

I need Gotham in my friends list

[gentle aspen]

L L L L L

[haughty mortar]

Bro isnt getting gotham in his list ☠️

[unborn pike]

The Duke of Wellington? He was a very brave, good general. He defeated me at the Battle of Waterloo. I respect him a lot. If i have to be honest, that defeat was partly my fault. I was too arrogant.

[haughty mortar]

Bro shut up

[haughty mortar]

Tf is you shitting about

[gentle aspen]

I WILL

[haughty mortar]

You really believe in yourself ☠️

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-girl-rudy-dog-barking-gif-15168855

[unborn pike]

What, you don't trust me? Do you doubt the word of the emperor? I will not stand for this slander.

[fickle rampart]

Hello noobs

[haughty mortar]

Funniest discord troll

[haughty mortar]

Avarage wolf of walstreet bio

[covert cosmos]

no

[gentle aspen]

Yeah!

[fickle rampart]

😏

[dark hinge]

certified 💀 moment

[haughty mortar]

Aint happening lil bro

[fickle rampart]

Yes

I dropped the pawn and picked up a book

[unborn pike]

Foolish child, the Austrian emperor, Franz I, did not have the technology, the resources, nor the intelligence to 'reboot' me. But if he was to attempt this feat, he would fail.

[stable mirage]

hi kempy

[stable mirage]

hi Kirby

[rough moon]

Ok

[fickle rampart]

smh

[covert cosmos]

---

:3

[haughty mortar]

Stfu, aint funny ☠️

[unborn pike]

What nonsense are you uttering young lad? What does this 'certified skull' moment mean? Explain it to me or else!

[fickle rampart]

Pls delete this pic was taken without my permission

[fickle rampart]

All this time Magnus is an undercover 400 ELO noob

[rough moon]

Whats ur elo man

[haughty mortar]

👍

[gentle aspen]

NO ITS HIM it says "GM MagnusCarlsen"

[fickle rampart]

420

[rough moon]

No fr

[grim edge]

Your gy....

[fickle rampart]

Yes i knowwww

[fickle rampart]

So he’s secretly a 400

[unborn pike]

My apologies, you are correct. I was distracted before the battle, and I should have issued orders first before discussing politics. It ended up causing unnecessary confusion and chaos in the army. It is my fault for not being clear.

[covert cosmos]

sending a random challenge to a gm is nothing to flex about

[unborn pike]

There is nothing we can do

[rough moon]

Are ya actually 420

[gentle aspen]

Bro if he wil accept it...

[fickle rampart]

420.69 to be exact

[brisk ingot]

Guys whenever you see a good move DO NOT stop and look for a better one.

[rough moon]

Add me man i need to see that lmao

[haughty mortar]

He wont you fool

[fickle rampart]

His inbox gotta be floooooded with game requests

[unborn pike]

The Napoleon way to play chess is to always be on the offensive in the game. Push your pawns forward, attack with your knights, and use your bishops to control the middle of the board. You must play fast and take risks in order to win.

[covert cosmos]

bro has decimals in elo 😭

[rough moon]

You only play in blitz??

[haughty mortar]

Napoleon attack is ass

[fickle rampart]

Someone with Diglett pfp sent me friend request

[rough moon]

Ye thats me man

[dark hinge]

what are u yapping abt

[haughty mortar]

Napoleom attack is an offbrand wayward queen which is ass too

[unborn pike]

This foolish child does not understand the power of my attack. I am the Emperor Napoleon after all, i know how to win battles. My attack may seem unorthodox and 'ass', but it is the perfect strategy to achieve victory. Do not try to argue with me, for you will lose.

[gentle aspen]

Nah bro he will i know it

[haughty mortar]

He thinks he napoleon (hes autistic)

[fickle rampart]

I stopped playing earlier this year I just use the account for bot games now really

[haughty mortar]

Actual braindead ☠️ you gotta be like 10

[rough moon]

Do u like my pfp

[gentle aspen]

Bro its only my hope

[unborn pike]

Silence, you insolent fool! Do you not know who i am? I am Napoleon Bonaparte, the Emperor of France. I was one of the greatest military minds to ever walk the Earth, and you will not disrespect me or my strategies. This is the Napoleon way, you will not win against me.

[fickle rampart]

Oui

[haughty mortar]

Instead of getting better at chess you do this ☠️

[rough moon]

Merci

[gentle aspen]

There's nothing we can do...

[unborn pike]

I will not tolerate such disrespect. If you continue to speak to me with such vulgarity, i will be forced to take action. Do not test my patience, foolish child.

[gentle aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[dark hinge]

why do you type so fast

[fickle rampart]

Peep my last game against Mittens I beat that noob with the Borg

[haughty mortar]

Bro aint making it out of france with this one

[limber sierra]

hi guys

[gentle aspen]

Im everyday! I play a lot of games but i want to play against the best too!

[unborn pike]

I have spent years perfecting my typing skills. It takes dedication and perseverance to be able to respond and type quickly. I started with just basic words, and then i moved on to more complex sentences. I have become experienced in responding quickly, due to the high demand and expectations that come with the position of Emperor. I must constantly be able to give orders and speak to my generals, and it requires a great effort to type as quickly as i do. It is important that i am able to communicate effectively.

[gentle aspen]

Wow

[haughty mortar]

Nobody wants to play with 400s no good players ☠️ you are wasting your time

[dark hinge]

wtf how much is ur wpm

[haughty mortar]

Autistic ass Napoleon wannabe

[limber sierra]

type the whole alphabet

[gentle aspen]

He has lower elo than me in daily BRO

[unborn pike]

Hah! Do not underestimate me, foolish child. I have led battles in numerous countries, and defeated enemies on every continent. I have conquered over half of Europe and created one of the greatest empires in history. I will find a way to make it out of France, and no force shall stop me from achieving my goals. I am Napoleon, i will always find a way.

[haughty mortar]

HE NEVER TOUCHED DAILY YOU ARE ACTUALLY BRAINDEAD

[haughty mortar]

Can you catch mr napoleon?

[gentle aspen]

Do you have google opened on 2nd monitor?

Lol

[unborn pike]

Autistic my ass, you foolish little child. Is that the best you can come up with? Your meaningless attempt at insults does not sway me, for i am the Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. I have defeated stronger foes than you, and do not fall victim to your silly words. You are just a small, cowardly peasant with no power. Come back and talk to me when you are somebody, you weakling.

[gentle aspen]

Eat this 🍆

[haughty mortar]

Can you catch mr napoleon?

[haughty mortar]

Smartest 400

[unborn pike]

You think i cannot? I will have you know that i have led countless armies throughout Europe. I have chased my enemies and defeated them at every turn. I am a warrior, a leader, and an emperor. I was born to conquer, and i will not be stopped by some foolish little child. I will catch you, and i will make sure you receive the punishment that you deserve.

[gentle aspen]

okay bud whatever 😮‍💨

[rough moon]

BLBLBLLBLBLBLBLLBBL

[gentle aspen]

Okay im gonna play chess till 3:00

[haughty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-punch-markiplier-punch-attack-fight-gif-23206537

CATCH THESE HANDS

[gentle aspen]

@rough moon i'll play chess till 3:00am

[rough moon]

Nice man

[gentle aspen]

B-Y-E 👋

[rough moon]

Maybe not me

I need sleep

[unborn pike]

This is the speech I made in the chat after losing to a British person on lichess: "Fellow countrymen, we have fought hard and accomplished much, but it is now time to face the truth. There is nothing we can do to defeat our enemies, the British have outsmarted us. We must now surrender and accept defeat. Let us come together and rebuild our country, let us rise up again and fight for what is right. We may have lost the battle, but we will never lose our spirit. Vive la France! Vive l'Empereur! "

[haughty mortar]

Losing to a brit on lichess ends ur career

[unborn pike]

Fools, you think you can harm me? I am the Emperor, the greatest general to ever walk the Earth. I have faced far stronger enemies than you, and have conquered half of Europe. I have defeated armies and nations, and you dare to think you can beat me with your pitiful hands? I will crush you, and make sure the world knows that i am superior. Your weak hands mean nothing to me.

[unborn pike]

Foolish child, i am the Emperor Napoleon. Losing to a Brit means nothing to me. I have faced far greater enemies than a measly Brit, and defeated them without a sweat. Your meaningless insults do not harm me, they only make me stronger. So go ahead and continue to insult me, it will only make me more determined to defeat you. And when i do, you will know that you are truly inferior.

[viral epoch]

Chess is hot

[limber sierra]

Agree

[unborn pike]

Chess is indeed a very engaging and exciting game. It requires a great amount of strategy and skill, and can be very mentally stimulating. I enjoy playing chess, and it is one of my favorite past times. When you play chess, it is like you are engaging in a battle, fighting against your opponent and devising strategies to defeat them. Chess is a very stimulating and interesting game, and it is a great way to test your intelligence and wit.

[rough moon]

Wanna play

[viral epoch]

So a queen is of course a girl right? At least in ancient times. As such, pawns can turn into a queen so all pawns must be girls too. Also, a pawn can turn into any piece except the king that means all the pieces beside the king is a girl. So basically, Chess is a harem war between 2 sides, and then you steal each harem member one by one, like NTR. This is why Chess is hot.

[unborn pike]

This challenge is tempting, as i am always ready to test my skills and prove my abilities. However, it is important that i take my position as Emperor into account, and i must decline this offer. As Emperor, i am responsible for the well-being of my people, and i must be present in my role as leader. It would be irresponsible of me to engage in a dangerous duel, as it could threaten the safety and security of the country. Although the duel is tempting, i must focus on my responsibilities as Emperor and prioritize my country's safety and interests.

[rough moon]

Dread_Light

[viral epoch]

Scandi mate Mitz

[rough moon]

Just add me man

[valid rapids]

Sounds like someone’s scared

[unborn pike]

"I suppose this interpretation is logical, but it is certainly quite unusual. Chess has always been viewed as a strategic game, and I never considered the pieces to have genders. However, if one were to apply this interpretation, it would certainly add an interesting element to the game. I suppose that makes Chess just a bit more 'hot' as some might say."

[valid rapids]

Why is there quotes

[rough moon]

Dread_Light, with a Digglet pfp

[lilac fable]

Hello chat

[unborn pike]

Because I am responding to you.

[unborn pike]

I am afraid that it is quite the opposite, my foolish interlocutor. It is not fear that prevents me from accepting your duel, but rather my devotion to my country and my people. I am responsible for a great deal, and I must make sure that my actions do not threaten the safety and well-being of my nation. It is my duty as Emperor to defend my people and ensure their safety, and that is why I cannot partake in your duel. I am not scared, but rather, I am devoted to my nation and my empire.

[valid rapids]

Guys can y’all watch my tiktok video I made that I’m about to post? Want feed back

[rough moon]

Who wanna play

[valid rapids]

Your a horrible emperor

[brisk ingot]

I'm down.

[gentle aspen]

YYEEEEEES

[unborn pike]

I am not amused by your baseless accusations, foolish child. You do not understand the responsibilities of an Emperor, and you cannot fathom the weight of my decisions. Your meaningless insults do not sway me, for i stand by my actions and my decisions. I may have made mistakes in the past, but i will always strive to become a better leader and a better emperor. So, instead of slinging insults my way, try to understand the actions that i have taken and work with me to make the world a better place.

[rough moon]

Oh

[gentle aspen]

416 On BULLET!

[brisk ingot]

Send challenge

[gentle aspen]

Hello 😁😁😁

[rough moon]

Hay

[gentle aspen]

u know what i want

[void fjord]

Ur fired mate

[gentle aspen]

1v1 lets go

@rough moon come on mate

[brisk ingot]

Dang people trying to fight here. I'm just trying to play some chess.

Who's up for a match?

[rough moon]

Already did with u

[void fjord]

1% on my phone

[brisk ingot]

I'll take on any rating

[gentle aspen]

i sent u a challenge.....

1min 1v1

[brisk ingot]

Sad boizz

[rough moon]

Already beat u 3 times man

[bold peak]

anyone wanna play variants?

[gentle aspen]

Quick 1min 1v1? please

[rough moon]

Why man

[brisk ingot]

Duck chess or 4 man

[void fjord]

And I’m out and about

[rough moon]

We can play a 7 days if u want

[gentle aspen]

Dunno i want to see your speed lol

[gentle aspen]

Ok

[brisk ingot]

DM me and challenge later when you're charged and not out

[rough moon]

Lets play a 7 days

[bold peak]

theres also koth and 3 check and stuff

[gentle aspen]

Yea!

[brisk ingot]

Never heard of those

[gentle aspen]

4 people chess? 😳

Bro...

[viral epoch]

This is your friendly reminder that the font size in your name compared to in text is scantily little, in fact only a few pixels a message

[bold peak]

ok wanna do 4 player

[valid rapids]

@gentle aspen can u give me your opinion on a 1 min chess video on how to get better I made

Pls

[brisk ingot]

I've never done it but I'm down. But don't we need 2 others

[valid rapids]

I need someone with your ratin for feedback

[gentle aspen]

okay

[valid rapids]

U could benefit from watchin

[valid rapids]

Ty 😁 here:

https://streamable.com/6un14i

Tell me if it makes sense in your opinion

[bold peak]

is your user just your discord name

also it can auto fill

[brisk ingot]

It is

[bold peak]

ok

[misty geode]

i just beat the Nelson bot for the first time ever. im so happy 😂

[bold peak]

idk how to queue this version 😭

with 2 people

[rough moon]

Nice !

[brisk ingot]

Beats me lol

I've never done it

[bold peak]

i challenged you to another variant

ive never played it either

[rough moon]

Who wanna play?

[valid rapids]

@gentle aspen whered ya go 😭

[gentle aspen]

1. Yeah by getting the center is usefel and it give you an advantage. ✅
2. Developing is important! If you want to win ✅
3. Well true king needs to be safe, but if you will blunder a move... ½

2½/3

[brisk ingot]

To think i finally found a chess partner when someone random messages me to learn to play chess only to find out she's only looking for a bf -.- like brehh

[valid rapids]

Ok good

[rough moon]

Kings better activ

[valid rapids]

Ty

[gentle aspen]

Pov:

[drowsy latch]

uh

[valid rapids]

That’s wild

[rough moon]

Pov what man

[gentle aspen]

UHHH. .

[rough moon]

Bahah

[valid rapids]

I’ll checkmate u in 20 if u keep your king on the center

[rough moon]

@gentle aspen its ur turn man

[gentle aspen]

I know lol

[brisk ingot]

More like ugh

[gentle aspen]

i dont need to be fast lol

[gentle aspen]

UUUUGGHHHH

[brisk ingot]

What a disappointment

[bold peak]

who does that💀

[gentle aspen]

nah nah nah

[gentle aspen]

uhm...

[drowsy latch]

average cc user

[brisk ingot]

Beats me but I'm here for the chess

[drowsy latch]

what's their username btw

[brisk ingot]

Let's not expose

[drowsy latch]

:/

[brisk ingot]

I'll dm u it if u really want

[drowsy latch]

sure

[gentle aspen]

@rough moon im going to sleep man

[rough moon]

Gn

[gentle aspen]

And maybe watch some anime LOL

[rough moon]

Lmao

[gentle aspen]

I need to finish a football anime like right now

[brisk ingot]

There are scammers everywhere!

Sheesh. Can't even get a break on a chess server.

[storm pine]

edgers anonymous

[grim edge]

mrrp meowww

[fickle rampart]

Special package came in the mail today

[sage light]

i swear some people only play chess for queen traes

[covert cosmos]

chirp

[grim edge]

duolingo is cringe

[sage light]

Mfs be out here trying to exchange queens on move 5

[covert cosmos]

omg ough

[grim edge]

and you shouldn't have based your entire personality off it

[sage light]

on like a .3 position

[grim edge]

hai

[neat fox]

based

[peak plank]

Meh

[brisk ingot]

Guys you should play the overpowered botez gambit

[lime lava]

[brisk ingot]

It's so underrated

[rain trout]

Study math sir

[brisk ingot]

It's basic principle to bring out the bishops before the knights guys.

You're welcome

[mortal jacinth]

"no akshually 🤓 the knights are better to bring out first because you know where they are going to go 🤓 but but but the beshops can go ANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYwhere 🤓 "

[gentle aspen]

😳

[fickle rampart]

It’s a bomb

[lime lava]

1800 moment

[lament jacinth]

Be quiet you're trash at chess

[upbeat viper]

Fact

[rain trout]

Hi

[upbeat viper]

We all are

[rain trout]

I want to be 1800

Someone teach me please

[lime lava]

No

[serene thicket]

whats ur elo rn

[rain trout]

@lament jacinth men please teach me

[stable mirage]

hi fellow bad!

[rain trout]

Negative elo

[lime lava]

I thought I told you to not ping me

[serene thicket]

like actually

[rain trout]

1700 lichess

[lament jacinth]

What are you gonna do about it

[rain trout]

😦

[brisk ingot]

Someone teach me how to get to 50 elo

[serene thicket]

bruh thats good

[lime lava]

Nothing

[lament jacinth]

That's what I thought

[stable mirage]

email chess.c*m

[serene thicket]

youll get there someday

[lament jacinth]

Why do u censor the o

[lime lava]

[rain trout]

Fellow bad player

[stable mirage]

because I prefer lichess!

[rain trout]

sirius

[stable mirage]

yes

[lime lava]

Average 2k player
Thinking he can improve

[rain trout]

Sus

[brisk ingot]

Siriusly?

Or Sirius Black

[rain trout]

Sirius n

Nicer

[brisk ingot]

Why so sirius

[rain trout]

He's an apple user

[stable mirage]

🍎

[rain trout]

He use siri

[brisk ingot]

🍌

[rain trout]

Hmmm banana

Banana sandwich >>>

[brisk ingot]

Banana bread

[rain trout]

Mods should sleep more

[brisk ingot]

I should drink rn

[sleek oriole]

hi nerds

[rain trout]

Hi davie

0430

[sleek oriole]

hru

[brisk ingot]

For every blunder I will chug a beer. Who wants to play with this in mind

[rain trout]

bad wbu?

[sleek oriole]

aahh i dont have beer rn

[brisk ingot]

Dang

[rain trout]

That's like a snow ball effect

Beer gives more blunders

I'll have to go. See ya tomorrow owo

[brisk ingot]

I didn't see it that way but yes that makes it more fun

See ya!

[sleek oriole]

kinda good cuz it turns out they announcing a re take for one of my midterms re take. so there will be a re re take and i might just not lose 7 credits. why are you feeling bad

[brisk ingot]

Hope u feel better

[rain trout]

Life sucks

[brisk ingot]

For what it counts.

[rain trout]

Now gn

[sleek oriole]

gn

[brisk ingot]

Awe

Wish a brother could help

[lament jacinth]

Who is men

[sleek oriole]

ssh hes zzzz

[small crescent]

Hi

[brisk ingot]

Yoooo

It's Jack Frost

Youre the coolest here.

[sleek oriole]

i love that movie

not the new ones but the older ones

[brisk ingot]

Didn't know there was a jack frost movie

[lament jacinth]

Davie 504 is superior

[sleek oriole]

you dont even know me how can you compare us

[lament jacinth]

Cause it's a well know fact that Davie504 is no.1

[brisk ingot]

Dang those are fighting words

[lament jacinth]

What is

[sleek oriole]

i slap the piano instead of bass

[lament jacinth]

I slap the piano too

[peak plank]

Winning Streak ended. but not too shabby

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[brisk ingot]

Dang. Get redirected.

[peak plank]

?

[sleek oriole]

what is the hardest piece you can slap rn?

[small crescent]

hmm

[lament jacinth]

Uh idk, I'm learning fantasie impromptu rn

[brisk ingot]

I can slap the bishop pretty hard

Especially when I'm tilting

[peak plank]

??

what

[sleek oriole]

ooh thats beautiful. hope you record it one day, put it on yt so we can admire it

[lament jacinth]

Pixel blocked me like a loser

Everyone say in chat L pixel

[brisk ingot]

Okay

Said it. Now what.

[sleek oriole]

we were talking about slapping stuff earlier

[lament jacinth]

Yeah I don't do much classical, I'm used to rag and old timey music

I do a bunch of improv

[sleek oriole]

i do improv too. i mix the stuff ive learned from other pieces, so not completely improv tho lol

[wintry scarab]

Wow let me review

[brisk ingot]

Best chess advice for men: don't blunder your queen to a knight.

[wintry scarab]

@peak plank you can easily beat Magnus Carlsen

[sleek oriole]

better advice: first of all find a queen outside the 64 squares

[grim edge]

my favorite hobby is performing lobotomies

im 800 but i think i can defeat magnus if i focused a lil

[sleek oriole]

where do u even live where thats still practiced

[wintry scarab]

Bro can I give my advice from 500 ELO to 1200 ELO I played blitz first like 2500 matches 3|0 and I reached 1000 and than I played 500 matches about rapid to reach 1200

[brisk ingot]

Taking thinking outside the box to a whole new level

[sleek oriole]

🤯

[rose zodiac]

Chess is a very difficulty game

[brisk ingot]

How to get to 200 elo

[rose zodiac]

But it is one of the game that forces you to use your critical thinking skills

[wintry scarab]

What's your username bruh

[sleek oriole]

its a bummer that its a waste of time and energy

[brisk ingot]

Same as here

[sleek oriole]

@grim edge i respect you for your about you

[brisk ingot]

WodxOfxGar

[lean bolt]

brilliant moves are scams

[sleek oriole]

glad u find it out

[brisk ingot]

No 🧢

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[sleek oriole]

leave

[wet terrace]

says the 2200 rated

[nimble niche]

im 300 rated

[brisk ingot]

HEY. I'm a proud nerd

[nimble niche]

and we all know 300 rated players don't play chess

[wet terrace]

your roles is a lie

[nimble niche]

some random 600 told me that noone above 300 elo plays wayward queen so i must be 300

[wintry scarab]

Will you play 3|0 blitz

[wet terrace]

bruh lol

[sleek oriole]

and whats good in it four you that you call yourself nerd? you like having no bi**es?

[nimble niche]

and only real nerds take offence when being called nerds

[brisk ingot]

Yes

It's hard taking care of any gender of dog

They'd be miserable in my care

[grim edge]

dont slap pianos what did they do to you

[wet terrace]

cats are better

[dark hinge]

i woke up in a new bughatti

[brisk ingot]

No 🧢

[sleek oriole]

blud reads the chat like its a book

[wet terrace]

not cap 👲

[brisk ingot]

Hmmm sure

[grim edge]

literally logged in 2 minutes ago but ok

[sleek oriole]

its ok i dont blame you i do the same

[brisk ingot]

Why not Davie 0420

[sleek oriole]

david is my name, i was born in 2004 04 30, so my nickname is pretty nice, but i didnt wanna copy davie504 so i had to change something

[wintry scarab]

My username is uday_jagad I have sent you challenge in chess.com

[sleek oriole]

i think i share too munch on the internet

but anyways no one cares

[coral night]

Im adopted

[sleek oriole]

good for you. or sorry you had to to through that. whichever fits

[brisk ingot]

Ok

[brisk ingot]

I'll check it out

Guess it expired

[wintry scarab]

Let me send link

[brisk ingot]

Ok

[wintry scarab]

@brisk ingot
https://play.chess.com/nqrz8

[gentle aspen]

LMAO

[drowsy latch]

what the hell

[wintry scarab]

@brisk ingot good match

[brisk ingot]

Ggs!

I never do under 5 min

A bit out of my comfort zone

[wintry scarab]

Okay

I played so bad seconds match I m just building up properly opening and the game gone bad

[brisk ingot]

It's kinda hard when there's barely any time to think lol

[wintry scarab]

Yeah first match I just played normally but I play better playing as white and black I need to think

[dry escarp]

Yo

How to get grandmaster

[brisk ingot]

Yeah you killed it first game

[brisk ingot]

4 norms and top performance in OTB top level tournaments.

Good luck

[wintry scarab]

I have learned that opening in just 10 min like I am playing with my friend (10 min rapid) and I lose getting 78 accuracy and my friend got 90 accuracy so I analyze and seen it was an reti opening and on

second match I played with reti opening I got 90 accuracy

[peak plank]

Thanks for the review

[stable mirage]

queen to e10

[wintry scarab]

Advance congrats to beat Magnus👍

[brisk ingot]

Reti I see. Im not familiar with these lines

[wintry scarab]

Hmm

[brisk ingot]

Pro move

Send really strong

Caught me off guard

[sudden quest]

https://lame-over.com/chess-sphere.html

[shy pike]

oo thx just won me my game

[lament jacinth]

King to e12 was better though

[stable mirage]

no e10 is the best

[spark ivy]

I'd say OO-OO is best

[terse palm]

Decline mate in 1. Threaten mate in 7.

[spark ivy]

shave their head

it gives them shock then you can play 2 moves at once

[coral night]

ohmygod

[spark ivy]

?

[solid cairn]

NORTH KOREAN CHESS PLYAER

WAIT

IM ACTUALLY WITNESSING A CRIME

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> un3x4ected

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1614 (peak)
Blitz: 1117 (1174 peak)
Bullet: 1050 (1065 peak)

[wintry scarab]

Khelna chahoge 3|0?

[spark ivy]

??

I just said it bc everyone else were saying wacky moves

[grim edge]

Chees anyone? Looking for a quick game

[primal shore]

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone

<333

[grim edge]

Nighty

[grim edge]

@grim edge good job ^^

[spark ivy]

we'll creep out and wreak your house! -w-

sorry Lucy for waking u up btw

[spark ivy]

Ahh, the legendary Englund Gambit trap

[digital phoenix]

america

[spark ivy]

Is it bad I've tried to memorise some of Stockfish's moves, guessing what Black plays?

[digital phoenix]

As a sub 1k yes because no one plays theory

But maybe it'll help u further on

[spark ivy]

I'm 1000

well, 980 but thats only cuz of tilt

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shaurya Uprari (mr-pottah)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 980 (1055 peak)
Blitz: 396 (572 peak)
Bullet: 517 (656 peak)

[digital phoenix]

Probably pointless to remember theory

[spark ivy]

Theory helps

they fall for everything

[grand prawn]

bongcloud is amazing to play at 900s

[spark ivy]

I'll try it

[digital phoenix]

If u play trap it's gonna stick to u until later on when u realize it doesn't work

[grand prawn]

my first opening and i will recommend it to every beginner

[spark ivy]

Vienna is a semi-trap

[digital phoenix]

Granted I don't know how to counter any trap

So I just don't play e5

[spark ivy]

it's a good opening with a devastating trap with it

There's a line where u win a queen, and a line where you get a +2 advantage

[last verge]

what a save

[digital phoenix]

I'm too lazy to learn theory

[spark ivy]

Niceee

[digital phoenix]

I have enough to reach a more or less drawn middlegame and that's about enough

[spark ivy]

getting a free bishop

[last verge]

and an extra piece too

knight and rook both hang

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GBan0OMXoAA8ygs?format=jpg&name=large

[spark ivy]

it's a rook trade at the end, isn't it?

[digital phoenix]

Final week of school

[spark ivy]

they take ur rook, you take theirs, you got a bishop before u take their rook

[last verge]

Bxf6+ also wins a knight

[spark ivy]

oth yeah

oh*

[digital phoenix]

Isn't it ❎
Innit ✅

[last verge]

lasagna rate my brilliant

[digital phoenix]

it's nice

But simple

[radiant flame]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-shigure-ui-dance-cute-dance-love-it-gif-7476885017314776513

[spark ivy]

is it bad that I say Innit un-ironically?

[grim edge]

final week of my existence

[spark ivy]

I'm Indian
In Australia

[digital phoenix]

Well no more exams for u then

[digital phoenix]

Probably nothing wrong I've never heard someone say that irl

[spark ivy]

Innit is like a spice for English

[grim edge]

Don't do it ducky

[spark ivy]

Idk how, it just is

[digital phoenix]

Cup of tea

[spark ivy]

Want a cuppa tea?

[digital phoenix]

I like drinking tea cos my parents don't let me drink coffee

[spark ivy]

You guys drink beverages?

[digital phoenix]

Waer

[mortal jacinth]

no

i dont drink anything

[spark ivy]

Wa'er

[grim edge]

I love chai tea u know

[spark ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-hungry-and-thirsty-gif-16689267

[digital phoenix]

Why would u say tea tea

[spark ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderverse-india-spiderman-india-pavitr-prabhakar-across-the-spiderverse-gif-564270905314145467

Me chasing after you and your family

[grim edge]

Lol

[mortal jacinth]

i just realized i havent updated my username yet

[grim edge]

I love this chat

[digital phoenix]

The cheese duck

Also mobile legends getting tilting

It's like either my opponent feeding me or my team feeding opponent

[grim edge]

L team

Always L team bro

[spark ivy]

my school took us out to Gumbya and I got badly sunburnt

[digital phoenix]

Most of the time the randoms I queue with can pull their own weight so can't complain

I'm going to reach mythic with only solo queue

[grim edge]

Bro I keep carrying them bro

[digital phoenix]

How to carry team

[grim edge]

Easy thing ngl

[digital phoenix]

I just hold my lane

[grim edge]

I play jg so I carry them a lot

[digital phoenix]

Ah

[grim edge]

What lane u mostly play

[digital phoenix]

Exp

Or roam if someone else takes it

[grim edge]

Omg have u try johnson jg :O

[digital phoenix]

I played on gold lane and my mm played exp lane once was very fun

[digital phoenix]

Don't even own him lol

I like getting into car

[grim edge]

He's a tank but if u use magic build and play as roam is crazyyy

[analog portal]

wesley so is based asf WWW

[digital phoenix]

My second hero is kaja

But I play on support emblem is mage emblem bettet

[grim edge]

Ahhhh yes my favorite food

[digital phoenix]

What food is that

[grim edge]

U don't play jg?

[digital phoenix]

No not really

[grim edge]

Hmm ok

[digital phoenix]

I played fighter when I first started cos my friends needed a fighter in 5 stack

[wintry scarab]

This man is just dumb and saying me you don't know how to play chess and it's streaming @cyan yarrow

I have said rook e8 is best to save queen and sacrifice rook

[grim edge]

Ohhh

[digital phoenix]

And now I only know how to play yuzhong and nothing else

Some kaja ig

Flicker ult blink into teammate

[grim edge]

U should try argus with speed attacks build anything that is not tanky is your food

[digital phoenix]

What does argus look like

[grim edge]

This is his skin

[digital phoenix]

Ah I think I knoe

Also who do u ban most of the timr

[grim edge]

He's my main

[grim edge]

Ruby

The only argus full counter is ruby

[digital phoenix]

I know like 10 heroes lol I have no idea what other heroes do

I just dash and spam util if I don't kill then I'm not committing again

[grim edge]

Argus ult is immortality and blood suck for 5 sec

Very fast blood suck

[digital phoenix]

Suck my blood

[grim edge]

:)

Ahem but ye that his skill

[digital phoenix]

I also have to grind m5 pass there's barely any time left

[grim edge]

Oof

[digital phoenix]

I need that skin

[grim edge]

Lol

Have u try lesly with crits build ?

[digital phoenix]

Not really the only mm I've tried is layla and clint

And that rocket one

[grim edge]

Lesly Crit build can deal up to 2000

[digital phoenix]

Where do u find builds btw I just copy from game

[grim edge]

Per shot!!!

[grim edge]

Uhm I made them and test

[digital phoenix]

I get two or three shot by mm in late game every time

[grim edge]

This is why argus is king of late game

[solid cairn]

im making a tutorial on how to mate with 2 bishops

Heheheha

[grim edge]

High damage and ton of health bro

[digital phoenix]

Tanky boi

I think most annoying still probably estes

[grim edge]

Estes is squish for argus

[lone briar]

hi

[digital phoenix]

What if it's estes and 2 teammated

[grim edge]

Any healer is litget argus victim

[digital phoenix]

I'm literally about to kill the guy and boom heal

[grim edge]

Ok so when argus have almost 0 health left u hit ult it heal u all the way up to full bar

[digital phoenix]

Damn

[grim edge]

And if u use furious thing oh nah nothing is living

[digital phoenix]

I'm really tempted to use vengeance with yuzhong despite everyone telling me to use petrify

[grim edge]

I mean u could try

[digital phoenix]

I like cool lightning ball

I used for a while the only thing it helped me to do is run away

[grim edge]

Ye true that's the point of yu hong it's a hit and run hero

[digital phoenix]

I play yuzhong in the weirdest way possible

Dragon to run and switch lanr

[grim edge]

Ye

[grim edge]

Yu hong is best when u have a high damage dealer with u

Cuz yuhong can do a lot of stund and stuff

Like if u have a layla with u or a lesly then I don't think bro can live

Yuhong is just tanky and damage at same time

[digital phoenix]

Live by hiding behind turret like a coward

[grim edge]

Hide in the bush :)

Like the vietcong back in 1970

[digital phoenix]

I hard clear bush every time ain't nobody gonna ambush me

[grim edge]

No like u should ambush them

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kyle Chen (kche6888)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 665 (1012 peak)
Blitz: 631 (1007 peak)
Bullet: 674

[digital phoenix]

Can they see me if I move in bush

[grim edge]

Like get a high damage dealer with u and hide in the bush where their jg gonna take the buff

No

[digital phoenix]

I get hit when I move around

[grim edge]

No the can't

[grim edge]

It's a instinct of the player hitting randomly

[digital phoenix]

Also ml doesn't really have any cheating right I don't think there's any way

[grim edge]

Nope there is none

[digital phoenix]

I feel like there should be stuff like being able to hit all util

[grim edge]

Util?

[digital phoenix]

uh ability

I use utility term a lot in val

Like use util on this or that

[grim edge]

Hmmm u right

Wait...

[digital phoenix]

Imagine a franco hook always hitting

[grim edge]

I mean argus can cancel his hook but if I'm play mm hell nah I would quit

[digital phoenix]

How do u cancel hook

[grim edge]

Ult

Argus ult cancel every stund

[minor owl]

hi gus

[grim edge]

So if someone try to hook u in the turret u hit ult it cancel the hook

[digital phoenix]

Crazy

[solid cairn]

thumbnail for upcoming video

im so cool

[grim edge]

This is why I love argus he's my husband fr fr

[solid cairn]

what

[grim edge]

U should try using him with speed build sometime

[digital phoenix]

I'll see if I have him later

[grim edge]

Kk

[minor owl]

wuddup gus

[digital phoenix]

Sky

[minor owl]

damn u out rn

its cold as balls

[digital phoenix]

Actually roof

[minor owl]

gg

[digital phoenix]

I'll never know how it feels like to be cold outside

Unless I travel

[minor owl]

my god damnned heater

not working

[digital phoenix]

Who needs it anyway

[minor owl]

only my fingers feel hot how can di this happen

[digital phoenix]

Just man up

[minor owl]

which country u in

[digital phoenix]

If ur fingers hot it might fall off

Malaysia

[solid cairn]

uhh\

[digital phoenix]

There's only summer season and rain season

[minor owl]

bro i legit waas doing this then today after brushing and washing the cold became so pronounced that even with a jacket i was shivering while walking in my home

[grim edge]

I know how it feel

[solid cairn]

@grim edge Look at my yt channel, my second newest video has already hit 2k views, look what its about

[minor owl]

w

[tulip lichen]

i started a minecraft server with my sister

im carrying harder than atlas in gow gang

[grim edge]

Later maybe

[solid cairn]

ok

[minor owl]

throw her into lava how u always wanted

[digital phoenix]

U need to face reveal and u get more views trust

[minor owl]

let her burn alive is she tried to come back out smack her in the lava again

[grim edge]

We talking ml fck ur atlas

[solid cairn]

nuh uh

[minor owl]

ml ?

[digital phoenix]

My lungs

[grim edge]

Lol

[digital phoenix]

We were talking about my lungs

alveolus

[tulip lichen]

im carrying harder than this gang

[minor owl]

.

[digital phoenix]

Malay national languagr

[grim edge]

Mb

[minor owl]

who asked

[solid cairn]

both of my videos are already 2k @grim edge

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fibromurker

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2088 (2113 peak)
Blitz: 2103 (2187 peak)
Bullet: 1543 (2058 peak)

[digital phoenix]

Yes

[grim edge]

Congrats

[cedar drift]

Ooof

[solid cairn]

watch the first one

[minor owl]

i am sorry idk why i did that

[grim edge]

Not the rook scream

[tulip lichen]

bro she doesn't even know what an xp farm is💀

[minor owl]

xp farm is tough to make

[tulip lichen]

but pay off itself

[grim edge]

Make a ender farm

[digital phoenix]

The only farm I know is the durian farm

[solid cairn]

no i mean the first one

MF the first in the picture

[rough hearth]

hi

[minor owl]

we tried to make one and my friend pushed me into the xp farm i went sliding into the hell of the mobs waiting hungry

[tulip lichen]

yeah i know ender man farm give like 2 million exp per hour

[solid cairn]

the terraria one you idiot @grim edge

[tulip lichen]

and a lot of ender pearl

[grim edge]

Oh sorry ;-;

[tulip lichen]

"THIS IS SPARTA"

[solid cairn]

[grim edge]

Already watched it yesterday

[stable mirage]

infinite pearls you never run out tbh

[minor owl]

lmao

[solid cairn]

my great great grandpa really likes it

[stable mirage]

no point mentioning it

[grim edge]

Crazy

[solid cairn]

ong

:tree:

[minor owl]

just go creative

[tulip lichen]

nah but comes at a cost of like 2 stacks of ender pearls

endermite rare to spawn

[digital phoenix]

The only crazy thing is how he's still alive

[stable mirage]

you don’t need one

[minor owl]

my pigeon left me

[tulip lichen]

no u do

[minor owl]

guys it left

[tulip lichen]

it makes them fall to you

[stable mirage]

no you don’t

[minor owl]

just cuz i keep throwing its children away doesnt mean i hate the pigeon

[tulip lichen]

then how do you think they fall

[stable mirage]

there are non end remote versions

[grim edge]

Fall to you I fall for you everytime I see you eyes and smile /j

[stable mirage]

Bro autocorrect

[tulip lichen]

rizz

[stable mirage]

ykwim

[stable mirage]

you look at them yourself

[grim edge]

Lol

[minor owl]

ok bye chtt

[grim edge]

Byee

[minor owl]

(ilu)

[tulip lichen]

oh i know this one

[stable mirage]

it’s a bit less efficient but it does what it needs to

[tulip lichen]

look at them all get into a hall that they cant reach you

[solid cairn]

twinkle twinkle stay inside big D randy did not die

[tulip lichen]

then just kill them all

with looting

[stable mirage]

entity cramming op

[grim edge]

Ilyt

[tulip lichen]

nah ngl the ones that make them spawn are crazy

like you can get a lot more than end island spawns

[stable mirage]

how much xp are you realistically using

[tulip lichen]

uhh

like 80+ for full enchanted

[stable mirage]

like max set doesn’t even need that much

yeah that’s not that hard

[tulip lichen]

yeah you just need to make it once

now you set for life on xp

[stable mirage]

or just kill the dragon

[tulip lichen]

why the fck would you do it before the dragon

[stable mirage]

why do anything before the dragon

[tulip lichen]

to get full enchanted to fight the dragon you use overworld farms

after that for better enchants you use an enderman farm

[harsh mortar]

full enchanted to fight the dragon?!?

[tulip lichen]

for like other bosses

[tulip lichen]

if you really want to enjoy the fight

like personally i would kill it with beds

[harsh mortar]

I usually just use a bow and iron armour plus diamond sword or something

[tulip lichen]

and they all be spawned in too

like creative

[harsh mortar]

diamond block houses

[tulip lichen]

fr

[tulip lichen]

bro i was a dumbass kid before

[grim edge]

Till now

[stable mirage]

not even an axe smh

[tulip lichen]

i thought a stone axe as good as diamond sword

[stable mirage]

meh technically not dps wise

[tulip lichen]

"diamond sword has faster recharge"

[stable mirage]

but it’s better for pvp

[tulip lichen]

bro dont talk dps

[stable mirage]

and mildly easier to obtain

[tulip lichen]

diamond sword is faster and does the same amount of damage

[tulip lichen]

yeah tbh i would prefer it

its wayyyy easier to get

[stable mirage]

ehh diamond rates are crazy

[tulip lichen]

wait

y 11 for anything under 1.16 right

me and my sister got like 8 diamonds on the first day in the server

[stable mirage]

idk enough haven’t played that much between 1.1x and 1.20

[tulip lichen]

after that we died a creeper explode the diamonds and no luck after

i hate creepers with a passion

[stable mirage]

but tf u strip mining for

caving is vastly superior

[tulip lichen]

diamond

[stable mirage]

oh under 1.16

do villagers idk

[tulip lichen]

yeah no shit 1.16 caves so good

[tulip lichen]

no luck with villagers too

wait do any villagers give diamonds?

[stable mirage]

tools and armor

[tulip lichen]

because there a glitch for infinite trades

[tulip lichen]

oh hell naw

[hybrid bolt]

💀

[tulip lichen]

im not paying for shit i can get for half the price nuh uh

[stable mirage]

nobody likes real diamonds

[worthy yarrow]

I should play minecraf again

[hybrid bolt]

i do

[tulip lichen]

i love the fact that i can dupe string

and trade to villagers and steal that money

[tulip lichen]

that shit is still not fixed

[stable mirage]

almost like liking chess.c*m brilliant moves

[stable mirage]

op farm

[tulip lichen]

mojang gotta work on they game

[hybrid bolt]

i do

https://www.chess.com/library/collections/brilliants-36MxFv8HL

[tulip lichen]

like the tripwire dupe shit is still in the game

[hybrid bolt]

i even have a playlist just for that 💀

[stable mirage]

unfortunate

[tulip lichen]

stfu nerd

dupes are good shit

[hybrid bolt]

^^^

[tulip lichen]

mojang aint working on they game idgaf

[stable mirage]

what I wasn’t talking to you

[tulip lichen]

ill abuse that shit until they fix it

[hybrid bolt]

🤓 ☝️

[tulip lichen]

oh my fault king

[hybrid bolt]

queen*

[tulip lichen]

ill switch bodies with you so i know who you're talking to without replying

ill do that next time my fault king

[stable mirage]

sounds good

[hybrid bolt]

you put "(bad)" in your name

explanatory that you hate brilliants and diamonds

[tulip lichen]

yo what kind of bad shawty?

[stable mirage]

diamonds are somehow probably worth less

[hybrid bolt]

https://www.google.com/search?q=diamond&sca_esv=591591231&tbm=isch&sxsrf=AM9HkKkOqRTi2bgKmIt-Q3w81fzufcP9Lg:1702785867462&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiJwIjWy5WDAxXMDDQIHf1cDw4Q_AUoAXoECAMQAw&biw=1379&bih=695&dpr=0.99#imgrc=uUw4MRq4StvQHM

look at this baby

[stable mirage]

I’m bad at chess

[tulip lichen]

oh alr

[tulip lichen]

(shit)

[stable mirage]

[hybrid bolt]

light or dark mode?

[tulip lichen]

racist

[tulip lichen]

i use green mode

[hybrid bolt]

sensitive

[tulip lichen]

yellow mode

[hybrid bolt]

i have a joke i like to do with clyde but i will probably get banned if i do it here

[hybrid bolt]

yellow is piss

[tulip lichen]

trust me bro im the most racist most devious person outside this server

[hybrid bolt]

face it

[tulip lichen]

the rules are holding me back

[hybrid bolt]

i trust you

[grim edge]

real diamond are good

[tulip lichen]

who tf uses yellow mode im not serious

[grim edge]

fake diamond mean your broke

the reason for diamond buy is to show how much dedication etc

[stable mirage]

minecraf real diamonds

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/melts-ice-die-melt-melting-gif-25120440

[lone briar]

hi

[tulip lichen]

diamonds are just overpriced glass

[lone briar]

hungry shark world is more fun than chess

[tulip lichen]

that the earth made

face it the diamond industry is scamming you

[lone briar]

Japanese guy is typing....

[grim edge]

having high elo doesn't mean anything btw but good at chess, useless in real world.

good hobby tho

[lone briar]

yes

anyone wanna play

[tulip lichen]

personally i would make my own gift

[lone briar]

ah nvm ill find an online matche

[grim edge]

i quit chess a year ago

[hybrid bolt]

fr buy aluminum at the place

[stable mirage]

good thing I’m bad

[tulip lichen]

(homemade diamonds for half a dollar)

[lone briar]

fr

[hybrid bolt]

sorry, aluminium

[grim edge]

no worrys, a low iq person can go really high in chess.

[hybrid bolt]

drink wine

[viscid jacinth]

Man i wanted this mouse as my pet

[tulip lichen]

this means two completely different things sirius

[grim edge]

sometimes.

[tulip lichen]

plague impersonated

[lone briar]

aluminium = 9 letters. minus 2 letters for the symbol = 7

[viscid jacinth]

But my mom and sister said no

[lone briar]

thala for a reason

[hybrid bolt]

both are jerks

that mouse is so cute

[viscid jacinth]

I will take it to wash it no cap

[stable mirage]

you know what else means two completely different things

[grim edge]

its no surprise i went from 1800 elo of 2000 potential to a 500 after quitting chess.

[viscid jacinth]

I dont hate mouse but I hate rats

[torpid lintel]

I used to have a white mouse and they was cute! I guess you will like it :)

[viscid jacinth]

we threw it away

[stable mirage]

you would lose like 500 points of playing strength max and probably gain it back pretty quickly