💬〡general-off-topic

[keen parrot]

damn have you been muted yet for any of these things you have posted lately

[rustic mirage]

still looking for answers

but How has the longest winning streak on chess.com

[wise portal]

2 matches

[grim edge]

Slag

[keen parrot]

impossible to find out, likely some cheater with 200

[lone zenith]

what happened

ya cuz of Qf8

[umbral wind]

Nope ☺️

[lone zenith]

that can change 😊

DAMNNNNN

[rustic mirage]

Really? Cause all I know is Hikaru and his 94 game win streak on blitz

[keen parrot]

well yeah but you didn't specify at which level

[lone zenith]

thats crazy 😭 PLEASE DELETE MY EYEWS NEED BLEACH

im 100% calling server mods on this guy 😭 😭 the second one is too much man 😭 🙏

THANK YOU

[compact mantle]

Fin posting some questionable stuff again?

[grim edge]

Dang they deleted it but i was gonna say im securing the bag 💰

[rustic mirage]

any level

just a win streak in general

[compact mantle]

Bag? You mean the whole safe

[lone zenith]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OML 😭 😭 🙏 IMMA PRAY FOR YOU BIG MAN

[umbral wind]

I’m taking the 5 billion too

I’ll be there all day

Go on then g

[lone zenith]

anyways imma go now chat love you all byee 💕 🫶 😚

[grim edge]

Bro it’s a minor setback for a major comeback long as there’s no diseases

[umbral wind]

You said you were gonna do it🤷🏻‍♂️ I ain’t gonna beg you not to

[grim edge]

Fixing my tilt pt. 5 smh

[umbral wind]

What?

Ik what you meant but wdym change

[compact mantle]

Bet, get that pr

[umbral wind]

Oh I don’t care it’s 1 ping away

If you wanna be a bitch and ping the mods be my guest

[white sorrel]

ALIEN GAMBIT

[raven crest]

Ohio gambling

[buoyant veldt]

is it against chess.com rules to hop onto a vc and take a lil bit of mentorship during the live gameplay?

[stable mirage]

if its a rated game yes

if its unrated your opponent has to know

[river ledge]

I think that rule has varied, even in unranked games.

[buoyant veldt]

how to play unrated games?

[stable mirage]

oh has it

[raven crest]

Go custom play and put off rated elo.

[keen parrot]

nope all cheating is cheating even unrated now

[river ledge]

If I think with a little research I will be able to reach the announcement about that rule but I don't promise it will be quick

[keen parrot]

to remove ambiguity

[stable mirage]

alr

how long has this been a thing

[keen parrot]

@river ledge im just curious how much do you charge for coaching

[buoyant veldt]

someone wanna hop onto a vc and mentor me?

[little elm]

2/3 otb

probably will play someone decent tomorrow

[keen parrot]

nvm i read your cc profile

[raven crest]

1 usd for 1hour.

[river ledge]

You have my prices in my public chess.com profile you have it in my discord profile

[white sorrel]

vimun u think alien gambit is good

[keen parrot]

im 4/6 in mine, 2/2 in the classical games, playing a decent FM tmrw

[keen parrot]

i don't know what it is

[sterile eagle]

Anyone wanna play chess?

I’m bored

[white sorrel]

caro kann main line but u dont exchange knights and go Kg5

[keen parrot]

what opening even is this

[little elm]

i beat some 1700 fide kid, lost to 9yo CM, beat some random 1800 fide

[keen parrot]

9yo CM 😭

i beat an 1800 and a 1900 today, the latter with the krakow 🔥

[tender solstice]

hello

[buoyant veldt]

wanna tutor me , lets vc

[white sorrel]

guess the opening

[sterile eagle]

Uh

[buoyant veldt]

what do you say

[sterile eagle]

Principles is all I will say

[buoyant veldt]

just 2 matches

[buoyant veldt]

unrated

[sharp kite]

Should I play blitz or bullet if I wanna improve?

[novel moat]

Rapid

[sterile eagle]

Rapid and classical

[primal fern]

neither lmao

@sharp kite connect ur account btw

[stable mirage]

out of those blitz is better but classical is the best

[buoyant veldt]

@sterile eagle what do you say

[sterile eagle]

Honestly I think rapid is the best

[sterile eagle]

Instead of like verbally calling u, can I just like write it out

On what to improve

And like stuff

[sharp kite]

I don't wanna get bullied

[primal fern]

you're not the only low rated person here ur fine

[sharp kite]

I play like 3-5 min blitz

[white sorrel]

classical is the best

[primal fern]

we are here to help u improve

[buoyant veldt]

oh, you are not comfortable vc'ing?

[pliant charm]

yeah you can bully people even if you're low rated people don't care

[stable mirage]

dw people dont bully me for being bad

[sterile eagle]

yeah

i mean i am

its just that

[buoyant veldt]

ok np, i understand

[sharp kite]

Can I play puzzles to improve?

[sterile eagle]

i dont reallt feel like it

[stable mirage]

puzzles are good just take your time

[sterile eagle]

pluz im not on my good pc

so i have no idea what my mics gonna be like

it might not even work

[sharp kite]

Yeah heard puzzles help you improve the most or something

[buoyant veldt]

only play if you have the sub, or else you can only play 3 everyday

[sterile eagle]

@buoyant veldt my acc is Gamx_R feel free to send a match of ur choice of time control

[sharp kite]

I have another chess app that allows free puzzle no subscription needed

[buoyant veldt]

try lichess puzzles if you want play for free

[sharp kite]

Yeah that one

[pliant charm]

Lichess?

[buoyant veldt]

sorry, im not really interested atm for a match

[sharp kite]

Anyways thanks for the advice

[sterile eagle]

alr no problem

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[primal mirage]

damn

[brittle cosmos]

Real

[serene thicket]

i highly recommend playing rated games if your under 500

[buoyant veldt]

during tutoring

[serene thicket]

My elo went from like 200 to 500 in nothing by only playing rated: I did no puzzles or lessons or anything

[serene thicket]

oh nvm then

[buoyant veldt]

damn bro

its been a month

and im still struggling around 470-480

[pliant charm]

my recommendation is to win in chess 😁

what the hell is that emoji

[serene thicket]

Do you analyze your games?

[buoyant veldt]

not really, no deep analysis, just looking at blunders

[serene thicket]

When you do make sure to turn on the "Show Best Move" option.

Yeah its good just worry about blunders & bad mistakes and dont worry about "?!" it really doesnt matter

[buoyant veldt]

yea, its turned on by default, didnt fiddle with any options tbh

[serene thicket]

btw whats ur chess.com acc maybe i can look at ur games or smth

[grim edge]

ok completely random im sorry but does anyone know alot about space? i have a space question and ive been joining multiple "space" servers but none of them respond to me, i just want to know the answer to the question so if anybody knows anything about space pls ping me and call me

[serene thicket]

like outer space?

[grim edge]

yeah

and the only place i know theres alot of smart people is chess.com discord

[serene thicket]

lol ik a little ig

[grim edge]

can i call u and ask u?

[grim edge]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha agha ahhaha

[grim edge]

i change my mind

smart people on chesscom

maybe four or so

[blissful nova]

my insights are saying ive played 4 brilliant moves and i dont know any of them how do i see what those moves were

[grim edge]

nah only 3*

[wooden lintel]

Hey Chat

[serene thicket]

Im sorry im supposed to be studying rn

[grim edge]

stupid autocorrect

[grim edge]

plsss

[serene thicket]

for my history midterm lol

But I cant focus

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[wooden lintel]

Ew history

[grim edge]

history is fun to learn WHEN U WANT TO

but when u have to and especially for school and that stuff its torture

[wooden lintel]

True lol

I'm a math guy

[serene thicket]

Ew math

[stable mirage]

hai!

[wooden lintel]

AHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

yeah no math sucks eggs

[wooden lintel]

AHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

Hello

[serene thicket]

hi

[grim edge]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[stable mirage]

hru

[grim edge]

also i saw a yt vid about how "math controls the universe and we discovered it" and in the video he was explaining why and one of the reasons was because (i forgot the name of the shape but if u zoom into it theres like the same thing forever and ever) (i think 😭) but wanna know my one and only reason to prove this is fake?

[wooden lintel]

Huh

Math is The language of the universe

And Physics control it

[honest drift]

"Cool"

[wooden lintel]

BRO IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY

[grim edge]

do u want to know my one and only reason?

[wooden lintel]

No, I meant that it's wrong

[grim edge]

yes i know, but do you?

[wooden lintel]

Alr

[lucid vortex]

indeed

[grim edge]

2 + 2 = 5

[wooden lintel]

OMG

[grim edge]

now that it controls the universe i just basically changed the universe

😎

[wooden lintel]

True

[grim edge]

heheheheha

[wooden lintel]

And by using a limit that approaches infinity i can go at 99.999% the speed of light

Effortlessly

[grim edge]

wait do u know alot about space?

it sounds like u do xd

[wooden lintel]

I like astronomy

[grim edge]

can i hop in a vc with u and ask u the question

[wooden lintel]

It's 11:30 pm

Put it here

[grim edge]

pleaseeeeeee nobody is asnwering the question and itll be easier if we are in vc

what if i talk and u just text

[wooden lintel]

Alr

[grim edge]

ok

join

[wooden lintel]

@grim edge i'm in vc

[grim edge]

oh bruh i called u

[sudden oracle]

who wanna go against me?

[oak slate]

wsg

who wanna run a game of checkers

[brisk ingot]

Ill play

Send challenge

[vivid sparrow]

Hello

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[primal fern]

i did a masters in bioinformatics

[prime summit]

It's actually very easy to get

[grim edge]

Idek what that is

[vivid sparrow]

Nice, I think the biostats major at my college is getting combined with a stats major. So that's kind of sad.

[prime summit]

Just do ladder mate and reveal the checkmate

With the king

[primal fern]

noob

[grim edge]

Explain.

[primal fern]

that is pretty sad 😦

[primal fern]

genetics, biology, coding, statistics.

[grim edge]

Ok

[primal fern]

all in one

[grim edge]

Basically you’re smart got it

[vivid sparrow]

All the cool stuff in STEM

Trust

[terse palm]

I blocked like 15 people today. It's crazy how many cheaters playing 2+1

[grim edge]

Damn

[primal fern]

connect ur cc account btw 🙂

[vivid sparrow]

Ah yes

[primal fern]

just because u block them doesn't mean they cheated

but, if u think they did, can you dm me their account on cc?

[terse palm]

3 of the 15 accounts I reported were banned

[keen parrot]

you need to report them, not block them

[terse palm]

why not both?

[keen parrot]

blocking wont do much but you do you

[terse palm]

i always block & report

[primal fern]

report first

[terse palm]

because chess.com doesn't always close their account

[vivid sparrow]

Is there a bot commands channel?

[primal fern]

yes but just type /connect in here

[keen parrot]

#👾〡albert-spam

[primal fern]

#👾〡albert-spam message

[proven sapphire]

hello chat

[keen parrot]

albert spam

[elfin pebble]

How the chess sever doin today

[proven sapphire]

pri good apparently

[proven sapphire]

i had an argument about wether baguettes or croissants are better

(baguettes are obviously clear)

[vivid sparrow]

Alright the connection process wasn't a pain

That's good

[elfin pebble]

Idk man crossissants are really good

[umbral wind]

im not muted see

[keen parrot]

ggs

[umbral wind]

too good

[compact mantle]

How did you compare them

[proven sapphire]

like this

[primal fern]

@upbeat viper

battle of the ages

[proven sapphire]

its THE battle

[upbeat viper]

Puzzle rushs

And rest

#1040028251965358121

[glass nymph]

read some "my system"

90+30?

[compact mantle]

Damn that’s majestic as hell

[steep drum]

My opponent has mate in two, guess what move did my opponent play.

[umbral wind]

c3

[proven sapphire]

ty

[umbral wind]

Bb6

[upbeat viper]

Depends on you

[glass nymph]

lol

[compact mantle]

Croissants rlly out here acting like they sith lords

[glass nymph]

Qf6

[proven sapphire]

😭 i back the baguette team fr fr

[compact mantle]

Imma just be neutral and enjoy both

[proven sapphire]

you are also 1400-1600 so its not unexpected he missed it

[proven sapphire]

valid

[steep drum]

💀

[compact mantle]

Big brain chess

[coarse marsh]

Dss

[steep drum]

This is why you don't resign too early.

[modest sonnet]

Ngl socialising on discord isn't worth it

[ember gale]

How do i get the ability to post pictures

[steep drum]

[modest sonnet]

Be trusted

[hollow yacht]

who hurt you 😭

[ember gale]

Man i just wanna know the name of an opening thing

[modest sonnet]

NAAAH I was being logical 👽

[shy pike]

🥺

[hollow yacht]

STOWMM

sup buddy

[shy pike]

hai

just ate burger 😋

[hollow yacht]

:0

[ember gale]

[hollow yacht]

was it any good?

[shy pike]

yes very nom nom

[analog portal]

wesley is so based

[shy pike]

who's that

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[analog portal]

what

[primal fern]

u should get trusted too

[shy pike]

wesley

[ember gale]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @ember gale, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[modest sonnet]

Id rather not

Too much work and time

[primal fern]

why tho

you just type /connect and htat's it

or just click this button

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[modest sonnet]

Im not gonna spend much time on discord anyways so it wouldn't really matter

[brisk ingot]

https://play.chess.com/ePKTM

[boreal cosmos]

2 guys for hnb in vc

[storm pine]

Edgers Anonymous

[fallen valley]

Don't be weird dawg

[storm pine]

ok fine, anonymous edgers

[haughty mortar]

Brillianr 🪼

[grim edge]

What a game lol

[haughty mortar]

W brillaint???

I cant slepp☠️

Spell***

[grim edge]

Brilliants are only brilliant if you see the brilliant line

[haughty mortar]

I saw it

[boreal cosmos]

nobody for hnb?

[grim edge]

Yes I can tell from the 4 blunders after the brilliant

[compact mantle]

Maybe in like 30 mins

[haughty mortar]

I just didnt play it, i didnt wanna embarass my opponent

[boreal cosmos]

nah

[grim edge]

💀

[haughty mortar]

120 elo hopefully tomorow

[grim edge]

👍

[haughty mortar]

Best engine for cheating is worstfish

The brilliant says it all

And on the accuracy was some guy instead of a number

That means 100%+

[umbral wind]

is this game a joke or smth

[haughty mortar]

No??? Its my game for 116 elo i played a brilliant

[umbral wind]

oh nvm stupid question ofc it is 😭

[haughty mortar]

Idot

[compact mantle]

The dot on an i

Also a new apple product

The Idot

[haughty mortar]

You didnt played a brilliant

Bro wants to be me so bad

[grim edge]

Hi

[haughty mortar]

Hi (sorry for bad english)

[upbeat viper]

Chipi chipi

Chapa chapa

[grim edge]

Thats was very bad english but oke you already said that your english is bad

[upbeat viper]

Budi budi

Bada bada

[hallow gate]

bast :o

[haughty mortar]

I hope you get hit by an egg (sorry for my horrendous ability so speak the english language, i truly apologize from the bottom of my heart)

[haughty mortar]

Smartest thing a mod has ever said

[upbeat viper]

:o

[grim edge]

Is this even english or is this russian

[haughty mortar]

Dong721 (bad me englis)

[hallow gate]

hi

[boreal cosmos]

@lapis ice <@&745328830649991179> is racist in vc

[haughty mortar]

Guys will see this and be like, hell yeah

[grim edge]

🤯

[shrewd dome]

hello

[grim edge]

Hallo hoe gaat het

[void fjord]

Wait what the server mods being racist?!😱

[crisp frost]

2 accuracy game

[haughty mortar]

Yes 👍

[haughty mortar]

Sug up

[umbral wind]

get in

[hallow gate]

FIN

[umbral wind]

YOOO

[young fox]

hello

[shrewd dome]

chess is so hard

too hard if you ask me

[grim edge]

Skill isue

[shrewd dome]

that sounds like a challenge

[hallow gate]

say some british things

cup of tea

[lament jacinth]

LMAOO

[hallow gate]

YES

THANKS

[lament jacinth]

HiIiiiiIiii

[umbral wind]

😭

[hallow gate]

ok bye

[grim edge]

So someone has an intresting story?

[fallen valley]

They left the server

[drowsy latch]

man

ggs @brisk ingot

[brisk ingot]

Oh that was u?

[drowsy latch]

yeah lol

[brisk ingot]

Gg @brisk ingot

[drowsy latch]

that 2nd game was bad

[brisk ingot]

Ik 😭

My conversion suuuucks!

[stone quiver]

Wadup

[brisk ingot]

I'm so disappointed in myself.

[drowsy latch]

idk what I was doing in that middlegame

[brisk ingot]

Your rating made me nervous.

[young fox]

Anyone knows where can I buy this Chess set pieces??

I like them so much!

[drowsy latch]

zen mode helps

[young fox]

[brisk ingot]

Ty ❤️

[grim edge]

Chess.com?

[drowsy latch]

❤️

[young fox]

what? I am looking for the chess pieces set in above screenshot

[grim edge]

Yeah and i say chess.com shop

[brisk ingot]

Try etsy

[young fox]

do you have the link?

[grim edge]

Let me find

[young fox]

thanks

[grim edge]

Go to google and type chess.com shop

[young fox]

ok

[brisk ingot]

I need some chess friends

[young fox]

Do you know what's the difference between these two software?

[brisk ingot]

Who wants to add

[grim edge]

Never heard of it

[young fox]

ok thanks

[young fox]

if anyone knows what's the difference between these two software I appreacite the explanation. thank you in advance!

why two fritz??

[grim edge]

@young fox why do you say the weirdest questions

[young fox]

hahaha why the weirdest questions, they are just question

[brisk ingot]

I don't think you will get help with this here

[digital cedar]

why dont i have premium

[young fox]

just curious

[digital cedar]

i did the like connect twitch account thing for 14 days premium and i dont have it

I also just ordered diamond premium a day ago and i still dont have it either

[grim edge]

Then you have to call chess.com support

[digital cedar]

i did send chess.com support a message

yet to respond like always

i sent them a message once and it took them three months to respind

[grim edge]

Oof then i really dont know what to say

[shrewd dome]

does anyone want a 10 min match

[grim edge]

Can we do it tomorrow

[shrewd dome]

sure feel free to message me

[grim edge]

Oke first have to add you on discord

[shrewd dome]

sounds good

[grim edge]

What is you elo?

[digital cedar]

i wonder if i can put chess.com in a bad reputation like i did to microsoft

[shrewd dome]

im just below 900

i suck so much

[digital cedar]

ive messaged chess.com support for help

[shrewd dome]

im trying to figure out how to improve before i start improving

[digital cedar]

lets see how long it takes for them to respond to me again

[grim edge]

Cool then we got a same rating so we can play fairly

[peak plank]

ok

[shrewd dome]

sure we can do rated or unrated then i dont really mind

[grim edge]

Nah almost 1000

[shrewd dome]

i have been stuck at this elo for like a year lmao

[grim edge]

Nah i mean if you were 2000 then i already know that i gonna lose very hard

[shrewd dome]

i feel like its because i dont know openings

[grim edge]

You can learn it on chesseble

[shrewd dome]

ive never heard of that

[peak plank]

can, doesnt mean should

[shrewd dome]

oooh shut down by a gm

[grim edge]

Its a way to learn openings i learn there the dutch opening

[shrewd dome]

i tend to make mistakes in like my 4th move i think i have bad habits but im not sure what they are

im watching youtube videos and i bought a book "bobby fischer teaches chess" to try and improve a bit

[grim edge]

Cool have that book too and other book

[shrewd dome]

is it any good?

[grim edge]

What do you mean?

[shrewd dome]

do you find that the book helped

[peak plank]

feels like a beginner book

[grim edge]

Mabye a little bit@shrewd dome

[shrewd dome]

id say im probably a beginner even though ive played for a while

i have 675 rapid games and i only play rapid

[grim edge]

I played more bullet

[shrewd dome]

yeah thats too fast for me

my theory is crap i dont actually know anything

i just do what i want

[grim edge]

But my rating for rapid is 925 so rapid have played

[peak plank]

bullet doesnt really help inrpove chess

rapid more effective

[grim edge]

Nuh uh

[peak plank]

though even karpov said that rapid is brain rot

[grim edge]

I know that but i play it for more fun

[shrewd dome]

im starting to want to properly improve

id love to be 1200

[grim edge]

@peak plank my bad I was typing nuh uh to someone else

[grim edge]

To who then?

[shrewd dome]

ive gone down 99 elo in the last 90 days

[grim edge]

I'd love to be 1600

[peak plank]

ig

[grim edge]

To your mama

[grim edge]

Cringe

Hahaha I'm so funny

[rain crest]

this is clearly, in fact, poggers nae nae ...

[shrewd dome]

theres definitely just like a way of thinking that im missing

[young fox]

hello ser, how did you get rated roles in this server?

[rain crest]

i feel like i uncover a new way of thinking badly every time i play a game, i love it

[grim edge]

@shrewd dome one thing how late is it in your country i dont want to message you when you sleep or something

[peak plank]

done automaticly

[young fox]

how where?

[grim edge]

Such a nice person

[silk stag]

A furry sent me a video
Should I open it?

[grim edge]

Thank you

[shrewd dome]

im from Wales its 23:01 rn but i dont mind you can message me whenever i dont have notifications turned on so i will see it when i check

so it wont wake me up

[brisk ingot]

Yes

[rain crest]

exposed

[grim edge]

Good im from netherlands its here 00.02 so not much time diffrence

[prime summit]

No dont

[marsh salmon]

Hi

[brisk ingot]

Do it. It should be educational.

[gaunt oak]

Sup

[silk stag]

Just clicked it
Its entitled the red apple

[shrewd dome]

i spoke to someone from the netherlands they said i should try hagelslag or something?

[peak plank]

getting my 6th chessable slot today

[marsh salmon]

Many people don't know how to play against English opening

[brisk ingot]

Why not a green one.

[silk stag]

How come everyone in chat except pixel is like 3 digit elo

[marsh salmon]

Fore I like Nf6 e6 d5 like a system

[shrewd dome]

are you a teacher

[brisk ingot]

I'm a noob and I'm proud.

[gaunt oak]

What is the difference between

English slang and English advanced?

[grim edge]

Hahaha hagelslag is Tasty on bread or cheese too

[shrewd dome]

yeah i want to try it

[marsh salmon]

Is it a good thing to say .?

[peak plank]

no

[silk stag]

I just try to play it like the ragozin
Does that work tho? Didn't really check out if it's book but it always seems to work out

[shrewd dome]

just a fun guy

[silk stag]

HI BASTMAN

[upbeat viper]

Bye

[grim edge]

Omg is that the number 1 player in the world GM PIXEL :O

[covert cosmos]

cat

[silk stag]

Does the ragozin actually work against the english?

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper bro is the meme mod

[brisk ingot]

There's nothing wrong with being a noob

[gaunt oak]

How can you send Vids?

[grim edge]

This is my whole fyp😭😭😭

[marsh salmon]

Moves I don't know this name

[upbeat viper]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[limber sierra]

Hello guys, my name is Giovanni, I'm 13 years old and I'm from Egypt.

[marsh salmon]

Against the English the most common are e5 c5 Nf6 g6

[grim edge]

Hello

@grim edge

mashuuuu

[grim edge]

Hi ducky

[fallen valley]

No

[grim edge]

can you add me

@grim edge mashuuuu

[grim edge]

Ye?

[silk stag]

Nf6 e6 d5 then Bfb4

[marsh salmon]

U have to be an Arabic speaker

[grim edge]

Okie

[hallow gate]

@grim edge mashuuuu

[limber sierra]

Is anybody down for a game of chess

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-reference-gif-24625428

[grim edge]

Haiii

[peak plank]

why not

[silk stag]

Huh
Guess I played with numnuts then

[grim edge]

Haiii

[peak plank]

smh

[silk stag]

hi ball duck

[limber sierra]

EVERYTIME

[grim edge]

play me :3

[hallow gate]

venti

[grim edge]

Unrated?

[marsh salmon]

Untill d5 it's work perfect but Bb4 not that u have to think form here

[grim edge]

sure

[limber sierra]

ازيك عامل ايه؟

[grim edge]

coool

[gaunt oak]

What's y'all guys rating?

[grim edge]

Invite

[marsh salmon]

حمد الله و انت شنو اخباراك؟

[limber sierra]

C'mon stop the hate it's a saint's name

[fallen valley]

In QGD/Slav setups against the English, white often doesn't commit the Knight to c3

[marsh salmon]

اسمك غريب كمصري ؟

[limber sierra]

الحمد لله

[silk stag]

Huh
Guess there is no pin there
But nimzi india works fine?
English is weird

[brisk ingot]

Guys please stop playing the kings Indian against jobava

[limber sierra]

انا مسيحي

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/NMMuq

[grim edge]

I said cool not hate huh??

[fallen valley]

Nimzo Indian also isn't guaranteed against the English

[marsh salmon]

Yeah but u have to deal with anti nimzo

[marsh salmon]

آه يب

[gaunt oak]

Kings Indians, is great tho

[limber sierra]

"jojo refrence"

[silk stag]

Basically most games I play

[brisk ingot]

Not against jobava

[compact mantle]

Nf6 e5 is op against english

[grim edge]

Yeah?

@shy pike

[limber sierra]

yeah it's not cool

[grim edge]

@grim edge cool duck is back

[silk stag]

I mean, for me I play the nimzo personally
Even if it isnt guaranteed
I seem to always win

[grim edge]

Ok

[marsh salmon]

No actually that's what exactly English plyers know u have to play not comman moves

[grim edge]

owo

[gaunt oak]

Ohh.. I.. I've never heard that before.. damn

[fallen valley]

Standard Reverse Sicilian stuff? I love playing those positions as white

[marsh salmon]

Yes of course nimzo op

[compact mantle]

Black has mad options tho

[silk stag]

Ngl tho

[grim edge]

Ok maybe i have to sleep its late here

[silk stag]

Najdorf stil goated

[fallen valley]

you can't play a Nimzo if they don't commit a knight to c3

[limber sierra]

is anybody up for a quick game of chess?

[marsh salmon]

Haaard

[silk stag]

I do it tho...
So dont?

[brisk ingot]

See for yourself. Challenge me and play kings Indian as black. It's losing in like the 4th move.

[silk stag]

Okay im gon keep that in mind

[fallen valley]

You just play Bb4 and accept a3 b4 with tempo?

[marsh salmon]

For kings indian I always play 4 powns in center

[silk stag]

......
Maybe?

[marsh salmon]

Not stronger but good and not ez for them

[peak plank]

thats okay, black is fine with it too

[limber sierra]

is anybody up for a game of chess?

[brisk ingot]

Ill play. Send challenge.

[fallen valley]

That's the case for every position, but great observation

[shrewd dome]

ill play chess

[grim edge]

😔 rematch

[limber sierra]

wait, ur elo?

[grim edge]

@grim edge no no more ;-;

[marsh salmon]

Any one studied book called Pump up ur Rating?

[grim edge]

meanie

[brisk ingot]

1300

[fallen valley]

Yuh, it's a ton. Keeps games interesting

[limber sierra]

too high

[silk stag]

What ths hell is the fischer system

[brisk ingot]

Dang

[shrewd dome]

im below 900

[peak plank]

gonna get a new course slot soon

[grim edge]

I fumbled too much today already

[limber sierra]

wait a sec

[grim edge]

aww its ok maybe next time then

[marsh salmon]

1300 cc like a 600 chess arena 🗿

[peak plank]

what is chess arena

[grim edge]

U seem to be a fast player

[marsh salmon]

Chessarena.com

[peak plank]

never heard of it

[marsh salmon]

It's chess website from Fide

[brisk ingot]

Hey I always challenge 2000s no such thing as too high. I've beaten one and almost beat a second if only I knew how to convert.

Well I know but I was running out of time.

[umbral wind]

[marsh salmon]

U can actually get a Title form fide there but called A title like
ACM Arena Cm and like that

[limber sierra]

um im looking for -600 elo to play with

[peak plank]

we know.

[grim edge]

U play so fast

[shrewd dome]

want to play?

[marsh salmon]

How do u know that and u don't know the website?

[gaunt oak]

Oh, so many var of king's Indians, should I play the classic one?

[peak plank]

Never remebered the website

name

I call it FOA (FIDE Online Arena)

[brisk ingot]

Sure but I need like 20 min. I'll dm when ready

[marsh salmon]

Study 4 pown in center
c d e f

[storm pine]

edgers anonymous

[marsh salmon]

King's indian plyers hate it

[peak plank]

try Semi-Avabrakh

[shrewd dome]

sure

[peak plank]

tbh my weapon vs the KID is a sideline of the exchange

[shrewd dome]

does anyone else want a rapid match? im 881 elo

[gaunt oak]

Probably I should read more op books :}

[marsh salmon]

Why not

Send me amhamd_d4

[compact mantle]

Fr, I recently got into a four knights english tho

[fallen wadi]

Four knights are TRASH!!!

[marsh salmon]

Not comman

[shrewd dome]

i challenged you

[compact mantle]

Nothing I play against is common lmao

[limber sierra]

um im looking for -600 elo to play with (later)

[dark hinge]

i’m looking for a 3340 to play with (blitz)

[brisk ingot]

Bishops before knights guys

[dark hinge]

knights better

[gaunt oak]

Damn, I've never heard that before.. could tell me.. what are the benefits of that op?

[compact mantle]

Big space

[storm pine]

SinisterMagfap

[compact mantle]

Averbakh is just weird so if black never seen it before it’s great, but otherwise it’s just a lot of advanced pawns

Potential attacking possibilities

[stable mirage]

I'm looking for someone bad to play with

[gaunt oak]

Space eh?, so it means it's affective?

[brisk ingot]

I'm bad to the bone

[peak plank]

Very agressive.

[brisk ingot]

Bbbbbbbbbbaaad

[peak plank]

Typically black attacks white while white plays on the queenside

this switches the roles

[gaunt oak]

Ohh, whites pov.. I thought it's Black's pov:)

[compact mantle]

When black plays normal chess, they end up with a decent position tho

[peak plank]

fair

[compact mantle]

Yes it’s a side variation for white

[brisk ingot]

I don't play normal chess. I play abnormal chess.

How else are you supposed to throw your opponent off

[compact mantle]

Play normal chess

[brisk ingot]

Gambits all day

[gaunt oak]

That's hard to play

[compact mantle]

The fact ppl like u exist is enough reason to play normal chess

[fallen valley]

I don't play Four Knights lines personally because there are several very interesting lines made available by delaying Nf3 in Reverse Sicilian structures

[compact mantle]

You play g3 tho?

[brisk ingot]

Remember guys. Bring your queen out early.

[compact mantle]

Ong

[haughty mortar]

Wayward

[fallen valley]

Correct, Carls Bremen stuff. Normally don't commit to Nf3 until move 5-6

[gaunt oak]

Letting the pawn to be captured? One e4?

[fallen valley]

And sometimes never because I play Ne2 in certain lines

[gaunt oak]

According to many books I've red, they say not to bring out the queen early ..

[compact mantle]

Gotta watch out for having black pawns on e4

[brisk ingot]

They don't want you to know the truth that's why.

[compact mantle]

Yeah the invisible pawn on e4

[gaunt oak]

Ehhh?? What kind of op is that?:)

[compact mantle]

Idk you tell me😂

[gaunt oak]

Eh?, what truth?

[grim edge]

@wooden lintel

@wooden lintel

[brisk ingot]

Best middlegame plan for any opening is to push f3

[grim edge]

@wooden lintel

[compact mantle]

Fr

[umbral wind]

U DONT WANNA SEE MSKUM IN THE CAR

[gaunt oak]

😂👍.. I see I see

[compact mantle]

Genuinely a good idea

[grim edge]

why do u need to see coords?

[compact mantle]

I did that today

[gaunt oak]

Barnes op?

That's bad..

[viral epoch]

Hello chat

[compact mantle]

he wasn’t talking abt any openings in specific

[brisk ingot]

Finegold opening

[grim edge]

stinky

[gaunt oak]

:/..

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/insane-mischievous-trolling-threat-psycho-gif-23664496

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-stink-you-stink-stinky-dog-meme-gif-gif-23952012

[marsh salmon]

Gg

[shrewd dome]

gg

[grim edge]

give me a joke

[shrewd dome]

maybe i should have tried to drag the game on to win on time

[grim edge]

and i will say whatever u want

[brisk ingot]

@shrewd dome I'm ready for that game

[marsh salmon]

Aaaaa

[grim edge]

ur profile looks like the quaker oats guy

[shrewd dome]

sure my name is Shnookams in game

[shrewd dome]

its john c reily holding a sausage roll

[fallen valley]

No worries, 6. d3

[toxic valley]

There's blunder in book move

[grim edge]

give me a joke

[compact mantle]

Might be tricky with Bb4 lines

[grim edge]

Hi Mitzu

[shrewd dome]

yo mama

[toxic valley]

It doesn't even give tempo like halloween gambit

[viral epoch]

No you

[fallen valley]

c4 e5 g3 Nf6 Bg2 Nc6 Nc3 Bb4 Nd5!

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141572122154647613/1165648987173441618/attachment.gif?ex=65479e37&is=65352937&hm=a6886a9ebd483eab7f5d75955926840f29c273a6ab4973805d2885824dcb15ca&

[peak plank]

neo Catalan lines are interesting

[compact mantle]

bc5 ig

[peak plank]

tbh I dont like the Neo-Catalan

[viral epoch]

Hi

[compact mantle]

This is just mainline reverse sicilian

[grim edge]

should i make myself an egg?

[marsh salmon]

I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line

[fallen valley]

Mainline Reverse Sicilian would be 2. Nc3, 2. g3 is a Neo Catalan

[grim edge]

oh its ok

[compact mantle]

Oh so a reverse dragon Sicilian makes it a catalan ig

That’s why I’m learning normal catalan🙏🏽

[marsh salmon]

For me I didn't find a funny joke with English before 🙂💔

[grim edge]

wanna hear a joke i made myself?

[marsh salmon]

Why not

[grim edge]

what religion is a cat?

[peak plank]

tbh the names dont really matter as long as you know what the positon is

[marsh salmon]

What ?

[grim edge]

CATholic

[marsh salmon]

A good one

[compact mantle]

I just thought neo catalan was without e5

[grim edge]

thank u lol

[compact mantle]

So the systems would be corresponding to the regular catalan somewhat

[fallen valley]

Sam Shankland kinda decided the entire c4 g3 complex would be known as the Neo Catalan when he published his course. Your logic is correct though, make no mistake

[compact mantle]

I see

Shankland shanking the logic

He might be the best English player in the world tho tbf

[peak plank]

im not gonna look at any of thoese varations btw because no ideal reti transpostions after the main chapter

[fallen valley]

Right behind me (I'm utterly awful at chess)

[compact mantle]

Fr you and 2700 FIDE basically the same

[compact mantle]

Reti is doodoo sticks mann

[umbral wind]

...

[peak plank]

[compact mantle]

I said english, not english

[umbral wind]

another ... moment

[fallen valley]

"Basically the same" as if I couldn't fold most 2700s with a right hook

[umbral wind]

c4? 😭

[compact mantle]

I’d give parham a chance

[compact mantle]

Yes

[umbral wind]

nah Magnus is

[compact mantle]

Magnus is not an English player

[umbral wind]

hes an everything player

he played english yesterday

[compact mantle]

In rapid

In classical he mains e4 and d4

[umbral wind]

Magnus still owns all the openings

[compact mantle]

No he doesn’t

He only outplays ppl in the middlegame and endgame

[peak plank]

Eh, we can spare 1.b3 for wesley now

[compact mantle]

Erigaisi

[umbral wind]

Eh

[compact mantle]

Gukesh played 1.b3 and won with it in classical against giri

[brisk ingot]

Gg @shrewd dome

Ty for playing

[shrewd dome]

gg that was fun

thanks for the draw 😂

[brisk ingot]

It was!

[shrewd dome]

youre a good player

[brisk ingot]

😅 i don't care about the dub

[brisk ingot]

Ty. Your amazing ass well for your rating

You defend really well

[shrewd dome]

thanks

[peak plank]

I refuted the evans (player)

[shrewd dome]

i usually lose because i make early mistakes in my development i think

[rocky vale]

[brisk ingot]

You actually played very solidly all throughout.

[grim edge]

Are most professional chess players alcoholics or druggies? Watching the queens gambit rn and just curious if they made her like this for reason

[shrewd dome]

it felt very different to playing ranked

[rocky vale]

I mean I'm not idk about the others

[brisk ingot]

I think you are underrated.

You played like an 1000-1100

[shrewd dome]

i probably need to be more consistent in ranked then

[grim edge]

Yeah, but you know like all artists usually have some substance problem. Thought maybe kind of ran the same. Like chefs being alcoholics

[shrewd dome]

i do get tricked by confusing openings like i hate playing against the queens gambit

[rough moon]

Who wanna play??????

[shrewd dome]

i have no clue what to do against that

[grim edge]

Tbh i was like i would never watch it, then started episode 1 when I was supposed to sleep 6-7 hours ago and now im on last episode

[gentle aspen]

Whats ur elo?

[rough moon]

2300

[gentle aspen]

WH-

[grim edge]

No I’m just a bit sick so I’m in binge stage

[peak plank]

only?

[rough moon]

Way how much yours

Oh

[peak plank]

Explain the philidor positon to me

[gentle aspen]

400... BUT I accept ur challange!

[rough moon]

Ok man

Go mp

[lime lava]

😆no cheating accusation

[gentle aspen]

Whats ur user? @rough moon

[peak plank]

I wasn't accusing sadge

[gentle aspen]

oh yea?

okay okay

well see

[grim edge]

@peak plank are you still here dont you have to do something like sleep

[rough moon]

Dread_Light

[gentle aspen]

gimme a sec

[rough moon]

Okkk

[gentle aspen]

done

Well uhm guys...

See you in heaven hehe....

[peak plank]

nah

[lime lava]

HAHA

[grim edge]

Bro is 24/7 here

[dark hinge]

im looking to play someone in chess around the elo of 3340 or higher

[grim edge]

Bro wants to play againt magnus

[peak plank]

you started playing... 6 days ago?

[dark hinge]

i’m his skill level

(not 500)

[lime lava]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[dark hinge]

leave me alone

[grim edge]

:3

[lime lava]

You are alone.
In fact you look way too alone saying you are looking for a 3300

[twin tiger]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-magnus-carlsen-carlsen-chess-chesscom-gif-2328251064069677045

What for music he listening?

[dark hinge]

shut up

[lime lava]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[brisk ingot]

He's listening to Barbie girl.

[peak plank]

im sure kemp wpuld figure a way to fufill the request

[grim edge]

Can

[dark hinge]

leamme alone

[stable jungle]

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[compact beacon]

whats the ONLY appropriate move in this position

[warm spindle]

Gay son or thot daughter

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-no-one-cares-who-asked-who-asked-meme-gif-24508192

[dark hinge]

DUDE STOP

[compact beacon]

🧠

[lime lava]

Qh4

[warm spindle]

Gay son or thot daughter?

[lime lava]

[compact mantle]

Neither

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chapa-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-cat-chipi-chipi-dancing-cat-gif-10997735880837555564

Chipi chipi

[warm spindle]

My products have made me a millionaire. Next time, have at LEAST a hundred grand in USD in your checking account BEFORE you talk to me, let alone read my message.

[compact mantle]

Aight bet lemme do that

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[rain trout]

Hi uwu owo

[warm spindle]

Broke talk

[grim edge]

:3

[rain trout]

@covert cosmos i think you love Kirby

[covert cosmos]

yes

[grim edge]

If you are a millionaire can you buy me a chess book of levy

And a lamborgini

[warm spindle]

Nuh uh

[grim edge]

get dvoretskys end game manual

[rain trout]

@warm spindle based username

[warm spindle]

I can do lamborgini

[compact mantle]

Get dostoyevsky’s life manual

[rain trout]

I hope it's not something wried like being attracted to him 😔

[rain trout]

Omg i love u

[covert cosmos]

maybe /j

[rain trout]

Tell him to read that so he destroy himself

[warm spindle]

Send me your soul protocol

[grim edge]

there's a pdf

[warm spindle]

And which Chakra points are open to Bluetooth delivery

[compact mantle]

Love me or hate him😂

[grim edge]

woohoo

[rain trout]

You mean feet pics

[compact mantle]

Yes

I hate reading pdfs tho

[rain trout]

You chose

[grim edge]

i agree

[haughty mortar]

Dong

[dark hinge]

what

[compact mantle]

I choose to be loved🙏🏽

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-sailoor-moon-uwu-gif-22191750

[rain trout]

@grim edge you're Arabic

[haughty mortar]

No hes d

[rain trout]

Logical

[grim edge]

forget it i dont want a lamborgini anymore

[warm spindle]

It's really freaking clear my guy. Every 3000 has faced this question at least once.

[grim edge]

no i just like the message it portrays, from the coptic orthodox church

[rain trout]

What color is your Bugatti

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-gif-9849715265545588312

[compact mantle]

Beige

[dark hinge]

thot daughter

[haughty mortar]

What colour is your unpaid worker with no rights

[grim edge]

transparent

[rain trout]

omg mods

[haughty mortar]

🤨

[haughty mortar]

Bro got caught lackin

[dark hinge]

my bighatti is diamond

[haughty mortar]

Bighatti ⚡️

[compact mantle]

Spaghetti

[warm spindle]

Toyota diamond subscription

[gentle aspen]

@rough moon ggs

[rain trout]

Right answer is which one

[rough moon]

Gg

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-woke-up-in-a-new-bugatti-car-gif-5913316359309196724

[warm spindle]

In the future cars will be able to drive forever but you will need to pay subscriptions to drive certain distances

[haughty mortar]

Bugatti with an extra chromosome ☠️

[rough moon]

T'es francais?

[warm spindle]

And to unlock premium features

[gentle aspen]

broo i was on move 21 b4 he checkmated...

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I only have one

[warm spindle]

NON

[rain trout]

Wsh

[rough moon]

Haha

[rain trout]

Québécois

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💀 thats a good one

[haughty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/tsukihime-mario-gallo-bestino-melty-blood-gif-10902045962749150817

[rough moon]

Bahahah

[gentle aspen]

Polska gurom

[rough moon]

HAHAHHAHAA

[warm spindle]

Ta mère français

[rough moon]

Polish ? I used to speak as a child

[rain trout]

Sah pasmalles bzez

[gentle aspen]

Wow really?!

[rain trout]

My name is apex

[haughty mortar]

Me hacking. The russian nuclear arsenal to direct it at france :

[warm spindle]

Not canadian

[gentle aspen]

And?

[rough moon]

I know how to say snail : schlimak

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Welp...

[haughty mortar]

Slimák

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Ślimak 😉

[rough moon]

Same haha 🤣

[rain trout]

Gn y'all

[haughty mortar]

dong721

[gentle aspen]

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[rough moon]

No german here?

[grim edge]

@haughty mortar france doesnt exist in my universe it got beaten by great britain

[gentle aspen]

Auf d...

[haughty mortar]

Achizo

[rough moon]

Bahah

[rain trout]

I love myself and @pastel hamlet smh

[rough moon]

Erika lmao

I have to practice my german

[grim edge]

..er he..

[brisk ingot]

Centralizing your queen is always a bad idea guys

[gentle aspen]

Any Japan people here?

[rough moon]

de blüht

[rough moon]

Im learning lmao.

[covert cosmos]

je suis finir

[gentle aspen]

Same

[rough moon]

Katakana

[gentle aspen]

I can play erika on piano

🤣🤣🤣

[rough moon]

Same man i play piano

[covert cosmos]

i can play all my fellas on piano

[fleet ledge]

yoooooo

[rough moon]

I can play urss national hymn

[gentle aspen]

Bro same xd