💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Too bad you aren’t one of them

[umbral wind]

@grim edge you’re not included

[grim edge]

😭

[violet loom]

💀

[grim edge]

😱

[solid cairn]

I threw the game xuz I thought I had brilliant move

[sudden oracle]

oh alr

[solid cairn]

Rematch @sudden oracle

[umbral wind]

😶

[sudden oracle]

sure

[solid cairn]

Bet

[umbral wind]

For example

People who say “K” gtfo

[violet loom]

K

[solid cairn]

Yes

[sudden oracle]

invited u

[violet loom]

What about kk

[solid cairn]

Ok

[umbral wind]

Kk and ok gets on my nerves too but we let it slide

[violet loom]

So you prefer okay?

[solid cairn]

It won't let me accept the request https://play.chess.com/hQGV7

[umbral wind]

Nah I prefer alright my bro have a good day

[violet loom]

Alright my bro

[umbral wind]

😭 I was talking more in dms

Not in public chats

lol too. Everything gets on my nerves ennit I might be gay

[grim edge]

some dude just stalled in a dead equal position because he thought it was lost😹 😹 😹 😹 😹

at the 1700 level too, we are trash

[umbral wind]

We know

[violet loom]

@umbral wind how much to coach me

[wispy plover]

the biggest comeback i have ever done https://lichess.org/ArUmTHmD/black#0

[worn ice]

Sarinkaki (975) vs. Alfaoxtrot (983)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 d6 5. d4 Bb6 6. [d5] Na5 7. Bd3 Bg4 8. h3 Bh5 9. Qa4+ c6 10. dxc6 bxc6 11. b4 Ne7 12. bxa5 Bxa5 13. O-O O-O 14. Nbd2 Bxc3 15. Rb1 Bxd2 16. Bxd2 Bxf3 17. gxf3 d5 18. f4 Qd6 19. Rfc1 Qg6+ 20. Kf1 dxe4 21. Bxe4 Qd6 22. Bb4 Qe6 23. Bxc6 Qxh3+ 24. Bg2 Qd3+ 25. Ke1 exf4 26. Bxe7 Rfe8 27. Bxa8 Rxe7+ 28. Be4 Rxe4+ 29. Qxe4 Qxe4+ 30. Kf1 h6 31. Rb8+ Kh7 32. Re1 Qd3+ 33. Kg1 f3 34. Re3 Qd1+ 35. Kh2 Qd6+ 36. Kh3 Qxb8 37. Rxf3 Qc8+ 38. Kg2 Qg4+ 39. Rg3 Qa4 

[solid cairn]

Blud is definitely on a alt account

But gg

[sudden oracle]

yes i am

gg i disconnected

[solid cairn]

[umbral wind]

Me? Why me

[fallen stirrup]

guys

[violet loom]

Aren't u like 2800

[fallen stirrup]

Does anyone know what a coopy j is

[grim edge]

Coach me or else

[umbral wind]

Why does everyone know me smh

[violet loom]

How much

[umbral wind]

£10 a month

[violet loom]

Where do I pay

[grim edge]

[sterile vigil]

[umbral wind]

What are you acc down?😭

[violet loom]

Yes lil bro

Can u do in person as well

[umbral wind]

Hell yeah

[violet loom]

Do u want to see my skill level first

[brittle cosmos]

@marsh knot

[grim edge]

Why would you delete that

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

@grim edge

[umbral wind]

Don’t you know your skill level?

[upbeat viper]

last one

[grim edge]

Last what

[violet loom]

No

[upbeat viper]

yes

[grim edge]

💀

Chat am bored, entertain me

https://tenor.com/view/cereal-hacks-useless-spoon-spoon-hammer-spoon-gif-15435632

[umbral wind]

Well ima be honest i can’t coach to save my life, ask @keen parrot he does it cheap

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-gif-22787478

[grim edge]

DIZGUSTANG

[violet loom]

But vinum same rating as me

[brittle cosmos]

Guys is that Freddy fazbear

Har har har har har

[stoic trout]

Yum

[grim edge]

I’m stuck at 2000 for puzzles I can’t get to 2100 😭

[brittle cosmos]

Damn

[grand prawn]

me asf

[umbral wind]

Keep doing them

[grand prawn]

and lose more elo

[grim edge]

I got to like 2099 then went down to 2000 again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1x0dayx2UI
The storyline and characters were trully compelling

the way he said "yellow" had so much power

[lucid vortex]

u actually just need to be patient, and keep solving

[grim edge]

Yeah I know

[violet loom]

why is chat so dead

[lucid vortex]

busy watching finals

[umbral wind]

Well you got diamond but doing too many is a mistake tho only do like 50 a day MAX

[violet loom]

i do 500 a day

[lucid vortex]

xd, i did once so many

[umbral wind]

You’re allowed to i mean like beginner ish players

[violet loom]

what 😭

[peak plank]

First time ive ever gotten it on the board

[grim edge]

so bad

[grim edge]

you deserve the worst for this

not only lichess but also light mode

[peak plank]

lichess is better tbh

[silent quest]

Light mode

[grim edge]

im a cc glazer

[solid cairn]

Same

[grim edge]

bro is advertising his youtube 💀

[solid cairn]

I glaze cc so much I bought diamond membershil

[solid cairn]

Nò I'm showing rh video

[grim edge]

just to be 1100 🙏

[lucid vortex]

self-ad?)

ajajaj

[grim edge]

bro is tryna be slick

[solid cairn]

Wait it was a misinput

[grim edge]

💀

bro missclicked all thst

[solid cairn]

There

[cedar drift]

lol

[grim edge]

thats brillant for a 1000 maybe

[naive drift]

Magnus got first game! Wesley must win the next one and win the one after that and then in set 3 he has to win 2/3 games. Yeah safe to say the champions chess tour is over

[solid cairn]

I'm 1100 but I played it in a blitz match I'm 800 itz

[cedar drift]

dude i have been awake for 34 hours and i cant go to sleep, ive been microsleeping like a few minutes at a time

[solid cairn]

Blitz

[grim edge]

anyone that uses more than 3 braincells while playing chess would see this in a heart beat

[naive drift]

Yaayyy insomnia

[cedar drift]

ayy you gaind like a lot since we last talked

[grim edge]

i should elo shame more to give you motivation to get better

[cedar drift]

😭 i legit wanna just die

nah no elo shaming

[naive drift]

Then do it lol

[grim edge]

i love elo shaming

my favourite thing to do here

[cedar drift]

i wanna finish college first 💀

[naive drift]

As a 1500 I can confirm that I am pleased with this decision

[viral epoch]

Nice mate

[naive drift]

Meh

[viral epoch]

@spark ivy You are my friend now.

[spark ivy]

my head pushed down when I was sleeping today

[viral epoch]

I love the Vienna

[grim edge]

i will shame you too

[spark ivy]

like, physically

[naive drift]

Awww

[cedar drift]

i just finished me methods of linear analysis exam and i had basically memorised the entire thing, they repeat the questions so often that i legit remembered the figures the used 🤣

[grim edge]

i actually dont even play chess anymore im just here to troll and shame people

[spark ivy]

and now my arm hurts I just need an answer

[naive drift]

Too complicated, carry on with yo plan

[naive drift]

I played for the first time yesterday in 3 weeks

[grim edge]

damn

[cedar drift]

nah man im an english major i didnt understand shit in that exam i just comited out what i memorised lmao

[grim edge]

i stopped playing when the semester started

[spark ivy]

ping me if you do have an answer, I'll just watch yt

[cedar drift]

whats your rating

[grim edge]

who

[cedar drift]

yourself

[grim edge]

oh

[naive drift]

Keep ur head up king 👑

[grim edge]

1700

[naive drift]

A few more seconds for the most decisive round of Magnus vs Wesley

[cedar drift]

not bad, but could be better, start playing again you havent finished growing

[grim edge]

nah i hate chess now

[naive drift]

@cedar drift ur an English major?

[cedar drift]

yea

[grim edge]

i just dont enjoy playing the game anymore

[cedar drift]

i minor in maths thats why the maths exam

[naive drift]

Ludwig moment fr fr

[cedar drift]

oof

[grim edge]

minor in math lowkey sounds useless

[cedar drift]

not really

[umbral wind]

Same

[naive drift]

Kuru kuru kuru kuru

[paper lotus]

bro thinks his phone wasnt built using math

bro thinks discord doesnt use math

[grim edge]

lmao i dont see how those 2 are even remotely the same

[spark ivy]

but did you have your head pushed in before?

[vague shard]

hello im magnus carlson

[umbral wind]

Nah I just went too fast

[cedar drift]

i have calc 1,2, and 3, complex analysis, linear analysis, numerical analysis, ordinary and partial differential equations and linear algebra as modules that ill have to do over my four years, thats a lot of maths

[solid cairn]

U mean in rapid or blitz

[grim edge]

yeah sounds painful

[spark ivy]

lol

[vague shard]

can bro get banned hes stalling 😭

[grim edge]

luckily im a business management major 🙏

[solid cairn]

No

[grim edge]

accounting is killing me tho

[cedar drift]

rapid i think im not sure

[peak plank]

the trap is theory

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> tickle him!

[harsh coyote]

in the bahamas right now playing chess naked

[warm ibex]

so @grim edge is allowed to ping server mods?

but when I do it I get muted/banned?

[grim edge]

yes lmao

[warm ibex]

tf is this double standard?

[vague shard]

@grim edge https://www.chess.com/game/live/96487719907 here is perfect game of chess (expect me blundering a rook but i was so winning engine didint see that)

[worn ice]

Jawoss (749) vs. jfernandz_66 (668)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nh6 4. d3 Nd4 5. Nxe5 c6 6. Bxh6 gxh6 7. Nxf7 Qf6 8. Nxh8 Qxh8 9. O-O Bd6 10. Qh5+ Kd8 11. Qxh6 Bxh2+ 12. Qxh2 Nxc2 13. Qh4+ Kc7 14. Qf4+ d6 15. Qf7+ Bd7 16. Be6 Kb6 17. Qxd7 Nd4 18. Nc3 Rd8 19. Qe7 Nxe6 20. Qxe6 a5 21. Na4+ Ka7 22. Qb3 h5 23. Qb6+ Kb8 24. Qxa5 Kc8 25. Nb6+ Kc7 26. Na8+ Kd7 27. Nb6+ Ke7 28. Rae1 Qxb2 29. Nd5+ Ke6 30. Qxd8 Qg7 31. Qh4 cxd5 32. exd5+ Kxd5 33. Qe4+ Kc5 34. Rc1+ Kb6 35. Qb4+ Ka7 36. Rc3 h4 37. Rb1 h3 38. Qxb7+ Qxb7 39. Rxb7+ Kxb7 40. gxh3 Kb6 41. Rc4 d5 42. Rd4 Kc5 43. Rh4 Kd6 44. a4 Kc5 45. a5 Kb5 46. a6 Kxa6 47. Rd4 Kb5 48. Rxd5+ Kb4 49. Rd4+ Kc3 50. Rd8 Kd2 51. h4 

[grim edge]

because you probably ping for dumb reasons?

[warm ibex]

like this?

[grim edge]

u literally posting a wall of text?

hella annoyin

double pinging and then deleting is crazy

[vague shard]

i am with the gaming 100

[grim edge]

enjoy your mute

[grim edge]

okay?

what you want me to tell you? you got 0 argument

[vague shard]

2>1 so your opinion doesnt matter

[grim edge]

this discord is either just kids or grown adults, no in between

[main musk]

💀

[grim edge]

okay buddy

[main musk]

when do i get the just joined role removed

[grim edge]

puskás

[vague shard]

get connected

[main musk]

its been one year

[mellow viper]

hi

[grim edge]

connect your chess.com account

[vague shard]

LO

[mellow viper]

i have

[vague shard]

do /profile it will show

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jawoss

This is the Chess.com profile of jawoss. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 749 (776 peak)
Blitz: 437 (449 peak)
Bullet: 476 (493 peak)

[grim edge]

get that elo up instead of being on discord

[mellow viper]

ooof look at that bullet mate you can do better

[lucid vortex]

lmao

[vague shard]

im supposed to be 900 lol

[grim edge]

900 is beginner level

[mellow viper]

basically when you have like 5 seconds just premove dont even care about the moves, that got me to like 1200 bullet

[grim edge]

and no lmao ur peak isnt even 800 💀

[solid cairn]

I was 1000 a couple months ago

[vague shard]

shut up i almost beat a 1300

[solid cairn]

Like 2 maybe idk

[grim edge]

lmao

[vague shard]

(i lost on time 😭 )

[grim edge]

yeah bad

[solid cairn]

And I've beaten a 2000 what's ur point blud

[vague shard]

same

[grim edge]

there is just no point

[upbeat viper]

I beat a 2600

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[upbeat viper]

def no point

[lucid vortex]

toxic

[solid cairn]

Well I'm only 1100

[mellow viper]

doesnt matter if you dont know shit about chess as long as you dont get mated youll win like a billion games premoving in the last 5 seconds

[lament jacinth]

Physically ?

[brittle cosmos]

Jit was probably going easy on you icl

[vague shard]

well im only 700

[upbeat viper]

in physical chess yes

😼

[grim edge]

i know i love elo shaming

[solid cairn]

No he whiffed his queen in a blitz match

[hollow osprey]

grats 😄

[grim edge]

its my favourite thing to do here

[brittle cosmos]

Hmm I see

[mellow viper]

i also beat 2400 fide rated player in a fight 😏

[vague shard]

aaa

[grim edge]

im just giving yall motivation to get better

[lapis lava]

guys i beat a 1400 elo player in bullet yesterday !!!

[vague shard]

wait im in general???

im not supposed to bbbe here

[brittle cosmos]

What kinda fight 😏 🗿

[vague shard]

this place is cursed

[mellow viper]

sock yer wan in the jaw kind

[solid cairn]

I would like to chessbox levy when I'm older and when I weigh 200 pounds so I can just beat the crap out of him

[mellow viper]

ooh i think i have to avenge my compatriot, wanna play im 1400 bullet

[brittle cosmos]

Tf do you have against Levi??

[grim edge]

i beat my little sister yesterday

[blissful nova]

didnt get an answer in #💬〡chess-talk so im gonna ask here
is there a way to see what this brilliant move was

[exotic lake]

whos watching the title match

[solid cairn]

He didn't give me a shout out in chat

[exotic lake]

game one was awesome

[mellow viper]

bruh little sisters are scary man, my sister is 9 and shes already as good as me

[grim edge]

i mean ur like 10 so makes sense

[brittle cosmos]

Damn that’s tragic

[mellow viper]

im 18 💀

[solid cairn]

Yes and now he deserves to have his bones broken over it

[mellow viper]

tbf we both learned how to play yes 2 years ago

[grim edge]

girls get taller at a younger age i think

[grim edge]

damn i would hate losing to my little sister

[brittle cosmos]

I can’t believe Andrea really thinks she can beat Levi 😭😭

[grim edge]

(i dont have any siblings)

[blissful nova]

?

[solid cairn]

I'm jk Levi is my Levi poo I'd never hurt him after all he gave me his flair

[brittle cosmos]

Daddy Levi 😩😩

[mellow viper]

so we learned at the same time i have yet to fall behind but like im 100 percent sure shes gonna be like 2400 in a few years while im struggling to break 2k

[grim edge]

damn she is actually really good then

[brittle cosmos]

Who

[mellow viper]

my sister, shes 9 and already 1700

[grim edge]

does she have a coach or she is learning by herself?

[mellow viper]

we are both learning by our selves

[brittle cosmos]

Holy hell

[torn elbow]

I hate losing against younger people, shorter people, smaller people, people who are older by a 1 or 2 i hate losing

[grim edge]

its quite impressive, especially at 9

[grim edge]

damn she is just better

[copper scaffold]

[mellow viper]

im 9 years older man its gonna suck when she finally starts just getting away with it

[torn elbow]

I can never accept defeat after it

[grim edge]

fr

[teal jungle]

young kids develop better neural pathways while learning so it makes sense

[mellow viper]

ooh nice

[grim edge]

thats really impressive if she became 1700 in 2 years by herself at 9

[solid cairn]

Yess

[grim edge]

you should be proud of your little sister

[mellow viper]

oh i am

[umbral wind]

Wethley Tho gonna lose

[mellow viper]

oooh fr

[grim edge]

omg someone say something about ym game :d

[violet loom]

Shouldve bet that 1k

[umbral wind]

yeah man i shoulda

[grim edge]

ok ok fuuuuuuuuu

[grim edge]

It has 3 misses = it isnt perfect

[vague shard]

aughhh

[honest drift]

Magnus wins soon

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-checkmate-gif-11643339432039473066

[copper scaffold]

I wanna improve faster.
Should I play bullet 🚅

[honest drift]

First time i watched chess i supported him and i still support him

[honest drift]

nah anything but bullet

[copper scaffold]

W

[viral epoch]

I know, I said nice mate as in nice pal

[torn elbow]

I wanna disimprove as fast as possible****

[honest drift]

You should play either rapid or blitz, or whatever u prefer to improve

[copper scaffold]

ohh

[torn elbow]

Rapid is preferred

[copper scaffold]

10 min game ig

[torn elbow]

chess has a good portion of thinking, 15 minutes is the minimum

10 mins isn't recommend

it's just blitz but you have some little more time

[copper scaffold]

I feel like I can do it

10 minutes is enough

[pliant charm]

i usually play 10 minutes but if im at my 3 am phase maybe ill do 30

[torn elbow]

No you won't

[copper scaffold]

L

[torn elbow]

maybe sure whatever but 15 is

is safer for the long term

[inland shore]

W

[pliant charm]

i lose every bit of thought when im thinking

[copper scaffold]

Okay okay I'll play 15 min ig

Perhaps I'll blunder less probably

[unborn pike]

im ranked 2200 on lichess

[copper scaffold]

33% on chess.com

[unborn pike]

and im ranked 700 on chess.com

[pliant charm]

thats 200 cc

[inland shore]

That's like 2k chess.com nice

[paper lotus]

my friend whos 2300 lichess is 2500 fide

[unborn pike]

anyone wanna verse a 700 elo on chess.com

ill take you down

[paper lotus]

bet

send link

[pliant charm]

no way

[unborn pike]

hold up

[pliant charm]

battle of the year for a million bucks

[unborn pike]

wait i gotta make an account

[pliant charm]

theres million dollars on the line

[unborn pike]

standard?

10 mins

right

[paper lotus]

yes

unrated

[unborn pike]

ok i dmd you

[median steppe]

Anyone wanna Play sone rapid unrated? Im a thousand elo and wanna get Back into chess

[flint junco]

wait your pfp what game is that again?

[pliant charm]

battle block theater

[rain gale]

im down

[minor owl]

yes or no quickly

chat ur making a decision of my life

QUICK

[pliant charm]

yes

[minor owl]

o ok if i fail its on u

[rain gale]

daym

[minor owl]

good bye

[pliant charm]

ok

[minor owl]

ill tell u the result in a few days remember this

[pliant charm]

i definitely wont

[minor owl]

this can make my career go into smoke

but nothing changes if nothing changes so we hv to make changes even if they are risky

[pliant charm]

🥳

hooray 50-50% chance homeless!

[minor owl]

🤙

u took the decision leave the hard work to me but if i fail i live on ur couch

[pliant charm]

i am also homeless

i took the 50-50

[minor owl]

its insane how u actually decide the next week in someones life

[tropic lintel]

https://outplayed.tv/media/OPddmo

[minor owl]

u had a lot of power in that moment

[tropic lintel]

cwazy

[pliant charm]

you shouldt give any power to one whos mentally insane

[glossy radish]

bbt fun game

[minor owl]

u have to be mentally ill to achieve greatness ❤️

[alpine haven]

This car is beautiful 🤩

[pliant charm]

and also to achieve humankind-bottom of the barrel-average guy

[minor owl]

i mean honestly better to give your best shot even if it means risking it all than to be avg all life long

fuhk it we ball mentality but in a positive manner

[upbeat viper]

that was insane

[minor owl]

ur insane

[umbral wind]

wethley won that? tf

[minor owl]

o wait the real batman came

[upbeat viper]

yup

[minor owl]

he came inside the chat 🔥

[upbeat viper]

Magnus threw

ripge

[glacial fulcrum]

Damn that was nervous

[naive drift]

WESLEY WON

[alpine haven]

Yes

[solid cairn]

Bruh

[naive drift]

Why didn't Magnus take the knight when he was dead winning and he instead blundered

[naive drift]

Dis getting interesting fr

You have made a huge mistake

[alpine haven]

What is e10 hotel?

[naive drift]

Also made a huge mistake

[upbeat viper]

why an alt @sterile vigil

[naive drift]

@minor owl double kill

[alpine haven]

What will he do

[minor owl]

wow

[upbeat viper]

uh oh

seeya then

[naive drift]

HAHAHHAHA

[minor owl]

bat man really looking over his gotham

[peak plank]

Rip

[minor owl]

my double kill got revoked

[boreal cosmos]

you know you are on fire when a 2400 nm says reported after the game and when i ask "why" he says "don't even pretend"

[naive drift]

U almost had em dw joker

[boreal cosmos]

xD

[minor owl]

[snow sandal]

Is the girl I like real?

[minor owl]

yes go ask her out

[peak plank]

Fr, acussed of cheating is basically a compliment

[naive drift]

No it's like blade runner

[snow sandal]

After Christmas

[minor owl]

worst she can do is kill you

[grim edge]

Were you actually cheating though?

[minor owl]

on the spot with a knife

[boreal cosmos]

i destroyed the guy indeed

[minor owl]

win win

[snow sandal]

To be fair it's a win win

[minor owl]

ye

[naive drift]

I'm hungry

[snow sandal]

No

[naive drift]

Yes

[twin moon]

I kinda like doing this in bullet by throwing a random center pawn in just to see if people will blunder a bishop

[minor owl]

wait someone kicked my boi tyler @upbeat viper

[snow sandal]

I'm eepy

[upbeat viper]

first account banned for being underage

[minor owl]

bro is 19 years old

discord error

[upbeat viper]

then he has to get his other account back

[minor owl]

bruh

batman L

[upbeat viper]

discord TOS

[shy pike]

meow

[keen parrot]

didnt tyler say he was 9 or something

imagine he got banned for that 💀

[minor owl]

19

[alpine haven]

Hello boo

[peak plank]

Can confirm

[minor owl]

hi boo

[peak plank]

I was there

[minor owl]

skull

[alpine haven]

How are you doing today

[paper lotus]

my friend from another server is also called boo

he plays chess too and is 2300

[minor owl]

i am him wtf

[minor owl]

meh

[paper lotus]

no

[minor owl]

true i lied sorry boo

@upbeat viper tyler wants to converse with u pls hit him up i am too busy to be middle man

[umbral wind]

If I leave this server then join back in let’s say a month do I have to go through the trusted process again

[lost river]

why cant i see eval bar in-game

or do u need diamond to see it

[snow sandal]

Papa

[alpine haven]

Skill issues

[minor owl]

@upbeat viper dude pls i gotta dip talk to him i dont wana get caught up in this

[upbeat viper]

just tell him to contact discord's support to recover his account

[minor owl]

man just talk to him i beg u batman

[upbeat viper]

I have nothing more to say

[minor owl]

bro he has sumn to say

just talk to him like normal human being

[paper lotus]

ghost ping

[upbeat viper]

what's the point ? I won't unban

[paper lotus]

free my man tyler

[upbeat viper]

guts ping

[alpine haven]

Talk to him

[paper lotus]

u know guts?!!??!?!!!1

[minor owl]

ya man honestly idk just talk to him i cant be a middle man no time just do it pls bro

[upbeat viper]

haven't read Berserk

[snow sandal]

Are you batman

[paper lotus]

wait nvm my name is guts

[upbeat viper]

just screenshot what I said and send him

and have your free time

[snow sandal]

Are you batman

[upbeat viper]

no, Bastman

[paper lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-anime-guts-discord-gif-25929652

[snow sandal]

Oh man

Well I can't be batman if I ever get a girlfriend

Sorry everyone

[minor owl]

why are u being so dense just talk to him WHY WONT U TALK TO HIM I DONT GET IT

[alpine haven]

Baguette man>>>

[minor owl]

i read first page and i can confirm its the best manga

[paper lotus]

W pfp

[minor owl]

strong start

[alpine haven]

Naruto is peak too

[minor owl]

@clear sequoia i love you

pls talk to tyler

[rigid geyser]

Confession!

[minor owl]

😭

its for our boy tyler

bare with me

[rigid geyser]

What happened to him

[minor owl]

discord accused him to be underage

[subtle cloak]

Where's ttker

[rigid geyser]

Dam

[minor owl]

he is 19 years old

[subtle cloak]

Tyler

[grim edge]

Who’s Tyler

[minor owl]

AND BATMAN WONT EVEN TALK TO HIM @upbeat viper

[subtle cloak]

WOW he's old

[stable mirage]

omg French

[grim edge]

Bollocks Jouchy’s here

[alpine haven]

But maybe mentally young you don’t know

[minor owl]

bro cmon @upbeat viper just go talk to him i thot u were cool and batman and stuff

[gleaming sage]

chebs

[subtle cloak]

It's time for you to skedaddle

[minor owl]

no one says u have to unban him just do it its just a conversation

[umbral wind]

Gg

[grim edge]

Yeah you’re like mosquito spray

[minor owl]

tyler did nothing wrong 💔

[subtle cloak]

Fr fr

[minor owl]

#justicefortyler

[grim edge]

Admitting to it is wild 💀

[alpine haven]

It’s not his fault If discord banned him

[subtle cloak]

I can repel guys away too 🗣️🔥🔥

[minor owl]

ik

[neon owl]

guys

why cant i talk in a vc

[subtle cloak]

Poor Tyler

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @neon owl, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[marsh knot]

Why did you pong me 😔

[minor owl]

exactly

[neon owl]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @neon owl, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[alpine haven]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @alpine haven, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[minor owl]

type F in the chats for tyler to pay respects for our fallen boi

[rigid geyser]

No

[alpine haven]

U

[minor owl]

wow i was bout to send him a ss but this failed misterably

[paper lotus]

last christmas i gave her my heart

[rigid geyser]

F

[minor owl]

F

[subtle cloak]

#freedom to Tyler

[rigid geyser]

Jk!!

[paper lotus]

but the very next day she gave it away 😔

[minor owl]

wow u messed it up

love u bro ur so cool

[paper lotus]

what did he even do

[rigid geyser]

Underage joke

[paper lotus]

oh damn

[minor owl]

nothing

he just sat there and got accused of being young

[subtle cloak]

Was that the lyrics?

[paper lotus]

no

[rigid geyser]

Did someone take it out of context

[paper lotus]

lyrics are slightly diff

[subtle cloak]

I forgot the original lyics

It was smtg like I gave you my heart

[paper lotus]

"last christmas i gave you my heart

but the very next day you gave it away

[rigid geyser]

Hear :(

[subtle cloak]

I gave you my hear 😔😔🥶💔💔

[paper lotus]

this year to save me from tears i'll give it to someone special

oh mb bro

[alpine haven]

😱

[paper lotus]

bro im blind

[subtle cloak]

I applied for a job 😔

[rigid geyser]

Why's bro cursing my grandma

[minor owl]

tyler is sad cuz of u bastman @upbeat viper we will not forget this

[paper lotus]

can yall speak in sign language pls im blind

[minor owl]

bro wont even message the guy

ok imma dip i tried honestly

[rigid geyser]

WOW. You taking it too far man

[keen parrot]

tyler got what he deserved imo

[rigid geyser]

Bro insulted my puppy

[alpine haven]

🤛🫵

[rigid geyser]

What he do

[minor owl]

bro even u shouldnt say that

[keen parrot]

say he was 9

[minor owl]

ok blud

[rigid geyser]

Ah just that ic

[keen parrot]

dude was hitting on chicks in a discord server bro needs the break 😭

[minor owl]

he wasnt tho

[paper lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-crying-anime-gif-9027702

[minor owl]

he has a gf allegedly

idk i dont support that but cool guy n shit

[keen parrot]

"hope my gf doesnt check my messages" I recall him saying

[rigid geyser]

He was joking

[minor owl]

joke

[haughty mortar]

Fr

[rigid geyser]

No way some people took him serious lmao

[minor owl]

i thot we were homies

[minor owl]

exactly

[haughty mortar]

??

[alpine haven]

They are dumb

[rigid geyser]

Shut yo schizophrenic ass up

[minor owl]

uh no u can no issues with that

[haughty mortar]

Krill

[minor owl]

man wtf i thot we had sumn special

[keen parrot]

act like a fool all the time people might mistake you for one

[haughty mortar]

??????

[subtle cloak]

I hope my bf doesn't check my discord dms 😖😖😖

[haughty mortar]

Not me

[rigid geyser]

Schizo behavior

[keen parrot]

he wants to take the relationship to the next level

[minor owl]

lmao

[haughty mortar]

Ok 👍

[keen parrot]

same i hope my bf doesnt check mine either

[minor owl]

wow we are through

[paper lotus]

i hope my gf becomes real

[keen parrot]

same but unironically

[haughty mortar]

Sut up

[rigid geyser]

Sit down

[haughty mortar]

Ok

[grim edge]

mrrp meowww

[rigid geyser]

no

[keen parrot]

dinner has arrived honey!

[grim edge]

what are you hiding from me wifey

[alpine haven]

Cringe delete now

[minor owl]

and this guy doesnt need a brk from discord

[keen parrot]

uhm nothing

[minor owl]

wow

us

[grim edge]

kekw

[haughty mortar]

Usa

[paper lotus]

why do people hate on tanya so much 💀 shes rated higher than 99.99% of the population

[grim edge]

vimun are you good at breaking games and finding bugs

[keen parrot]

not really

[rigid geyser]

Who that

[grim edge]

okay

[paper lotus]

the female commentator

[keen parrot]

im also not home

[paper lotus]

bro what

[grim edge]

i actually need a phone beta tester

[haughty mortar]

Its from #chess memes

[grim edge]

it's browser available

[keen parrot]

that was liya you bozo, and i stand by that message hot men are valid

[rigid geyser]

💀

[minor owl]

stay mad

[keen parrot]

im not good at that stuff sorry

[somber forge]

lol

[grim edge]

hot men are exactly that, hot

[somber forge]

she has more knowledge than half of ppl here ngl

[grim edge]

don't worry

[grim edge]

i know more than you

[somber forge]

carlsen winning smh

[keen parrot]

half is insulting, you can easily say everyone here

[grim edge]

i know more than like 95% people here

[haughty mortar]

99% atleast

[keen parrot]

i know more than one person here, maybe

[grim edge]

easily

[alpine haven]

What country?

[steep steppe]

I mean hot gay man are hot

[minor owl]

?

[steep steppe]

Like if you think about it, cause we are describing them as hot already we are admitting thy are hot, so if you say a man is a man, that isn’t bad causs we already know there a man

[minor owl]

man ur ruining it by ur factually correct logic

it was funny

[steep steppe]

I know

[haughty mortar]

Me

[steep steppe]

No fun allowed

[minor owl]

why

i thot u loved me the way i was

[keen parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172787909343060118/1183700952570679296/Screenshot_20231211_202436_Discord2.jpg?ex=65894a6b&is=6576d56b&hm=70fd92272dbc21752df74cccf8f5b9a04cabed7ccacfcddb3b43de3280d0c0ae&
this is one of the least weird things i have said on discord in general and tyler thinks it makes me mad that liya showed others

[alpine haven]

Cause your 9 hours behind me

[minor owl]

ur a sharp one

india

[minor owl]

bro is going to extreme lengths

[simple laurel]

https://play.chess.com/LDQCB anyone 3+0?

[minor owl]

no joen chess

sorry john chess

[simple laurel]

[alpine haven]

You think I’m dumb? Of course not India

[minor owl]

what its india

bro is giving me a identity crisis

[minor owl]

i said sorry john chess

desh

[alpine haven]

India now 11 pm I think not 12 am

[minor owl]

something people wear when they dont bathe to cover up their incompetence

[minor owl]

bro u have a device just look at the time

its 12:30 am

45(

why are u so spontaneous today

ya ur saying random ass stuff

i was bout to say that

[subtle cloak]

Saying random stuff makes you funnier

[alpine haven]

Your from Los Angeles I’m hacker

[minor owl]

u say the most constructed sentences no wonder ur the most boring on here

[minor owl]

u should consider a change of professions bro

yes

[paper lotus]

perchance lets say spectacles nerd computer chess sicilian mad doctor eyes red

[minor owl]

easiest chapter imo

water cant evaporate at -10

[alpine haven]

You have pigman as your pfp im hacker blud

[grim edge]

how tf u got water -10c

[minor owl]

but its impossible

[grim edge]

bro is making me question states of matter

[minor owl]

thermodynamics as well

[grim edge]

BRO IT AINT WATER

[somber forge]

lol draw

[minor owl]

what ?

how what ?

[vagrant void]

who won the final

[somber forge]

well magnus winning anyways hahahaha

[minor owl]

bro drop lele

[somber forge]

game is still on

[grim edge]

????????

[alpine haven]

It’s called ice 🧊

[somber forge]

flithy indians everywhere

[vagrant void]

so who is going to win the 3 set bro

[minor owl]

yes we have pride in being everywhere thats our one power

[somber forge]

prolly magnus

[minor owl]

over population

[grim edge]

says the dude who's country is non existent

[minor owl]

bro bout to say sumn like austria

[subtle cloak]

Bro turned racist

[somber forge]

chill people im myself an indian i was making a joke 😭😭

[vagrant void]

everyone knows

[rigid geyser]

[subtle cloak]

Doesn't matter once racist always a racist 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[minor owl]

well ur also filthy u fuhking piece of shit 🫂

[grim edge]

bsdk angrezi bolke cool nhi ban jate bharat mata ki jay bol abhi

[somber forge]

real

[rigid geyser]

Life is a race and you're the ra-

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-checkmate-gif-11643339432039473066

[somber forge]

yes i totally agree in this

[vagrant void]

botez sister can easily beat magnus carles

[minor owl]

based

[subtle cloak]

Finish the sentence.

[minor owl]

racist

[rigid geyser]

Racer

[subtle cloak]

Racist*

[minor owl]

mods

[rigid geyser]

Mods

[grim edge]

-pist

[minor owl]

MODS

[alpine haven]

Mods

[somber forge]

Bruhh

[lost river]

when is the 3rd set of magnus vs wesley

[grim edge]

I DINT SAY THE WORD

[somber forge]

Awhwtt WHATTTTT

[grim edge]

AEY

[minor owl]

-dish 😋

[rigid geyser]

Pinging

[honest drift]

The ||grand prix|| is my favourite race!

[grim edge]

This chat bruh

NAH

[pliant charm]

what the hell did I walk into

[rigid geyser]

Jk

[grim edge]

Idk

[somber forge]

fr man i miss the chess chat

[subtle cloak]

Menace to society

[minor owl]

#💬〡chess-talk

[rigid geyser]

Sorry

[honest drift]

nah, we can talk about chess here too

[grim edge]

Nah it's fine idc that much

[subtle cloak]

True

[boreal coyote]

cant believe hikaru won

[subtle cloak]

We can talk about chess here

[minor owl]

but then dont throw tantrums when people are being dumb

[somber forge]

lol levy with magnus

[honest drift]

No

[grim edge]

what timeline u living in

[pliant charm]

We can't talk about chess here at all

[boreal coyote]

the hikaru bakamura one

[rigid geyser]

What's chess

[pliant charm]

We never talk chess this isn't a chess server

[boreal coyote]

frfr

[minor owl]

he should take up chess

[rigid geyser]

He should touch grass

And lose weight

[grim edge]

bro has a wife.

[minor owl]

how much do u weigh u fat piece of gunk

[rigid geyser]

Still

[grim edge]

thats something 99% of us dont have

[minor owl]

100%

[pliant charm]

The 1% is literally hikaru

[boreal coyote]

he's world champ

[grim edge]

fo real

[rigid geyser]

🤯

[minor owl]

what do u mean by " you people "

[rigid geyser]

RACISM??

[pliant charm]

you darn chess players

[minor owl]

angry emoji

[rigid geyser]

[minor owl]

nah

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/fluffy-dog-gif-9115038

GET BAPTISED CHAT

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/walkershot-gif-19520154

men < women

LMAO

[somber forge]

lol does magnus knows levy?

[grim edge]

clutched

[twin tiger]

.

[grim edge]

life changin statement

[minor owl]

mods crush his skull

[twin tiger]

ahahhahahahahahaha

[minor owl]

ever since i started to live by these words it has changed my life immensly

[twin tiger]

😭 😭

[pliant charm]

My brain exploded In a literal way

[minor owl]

i can feel the words coming deep inside me

[grim edge]

lo- wait what

[alpine haven]

.🫵

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-christian-bale-american-psycho-kissy-face-nod-gif-4860124

full stop .

[pliant charm]

half go

[grim edge]

quarter went

[minor owl]

UR EVIL

[pliant charm]

thank you

[minor owl]

AGHH

its for people who support ukraine

[pliant charm]

to show that you're supporting ukraine

[grim edge]

cuz ukraine russia war still exists

[minor owl]

if u dont have it its safe to assume u hate ukraine

[pliant charm]

if you don't have it you're at war

[minor owl]

no equality

[grim edge]

blud they don even need it

[minor owl]

lmao

reminds me of 10th

tumlog ko dasvi kaksha me kitne number aye the ?

[grim edge]

93%

[minor owl]

chad

[grim edge]

shitties performance ever

[pliant charm]

the next number had twins

[grim edge]

in any grade so far

[minor owl]

96

[alpine haven]

What is that language

[minor owl]

LMAO

i got 79% in pre

[grim edge]

i skipped pre

[boreal coyote]

only?

[minor owl]

yes

[grim edge]

hindi

[boreal coyote]

!english

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[minor owl]

nerd emoji

ok bye me jara solids karne

zyada masti karli

?

were bout to say its easy

ppt of solids

[alpine haven]

What chuta mean?

[minor owl]

left

nah

[grim edge]

donald trump basically

[minor owl]

acha chutiya bola behn ke lode

my bad

[median saffron]

[minor owl]

chutiya means idiot

[median saffron]

☠️don’t tell them bruh

[grim edge]

HMMMM NOT REally

[minor owl]

i mean in up in other parts it has a more grim meaning

[grim edge]

real

[minor owl]

u also indian ?

[pliant charm]

up in what part now🤔

[grim edge]

bro started reading H dawg chalisa

[minor owl]

U.P its a state u donut

[median saffron]

I can understand it

[minor owl]

uttar pradesh

[grim edge]

mind blowing

[minor owl]

sqaaaaaaaouvg

my keys got stuck

ok bye now its 1 am i gtg study n eep

[grim edge]

membrane keyboard ?

[minor owl]

ye

[buoyant veldt]

found him sus, can someone verify him for me?
his moves were kinda late, he took a lot of time, maybe cuz he's using some ai in some other tab

[grim edge]

understandable been there 😔

[minor owl]

innocent 👍 ur bad 🤙

[grim edge]

how the fu-

[median saffron]

Bro won the game xd

[buoyant veldt]

wdym?

[minor owl]

o mb

[buoyant veldt]

wdym

[grim edge]

flag the guy this is clearly stockfish

[buoyant veldt]

yea i did

still i won on time, lol

[grim edge]

good... now we wait 😈

[minor owl]

bro won against stocky daddy

[grim edge]

wait what

[median saffron]

tu pagal hai

[grim edge]

u won ?

[minor owl]

katti

[median saffron]

gandu

[minor owl]

wtf did to do u

[median saffron]

[grim edge]

bro is spamming slurs lmao

[median saffron]

[buoyant veldt]

this is his profile
https://www.chess.com/member/jdqs

[minor owl]

WAH

[buoyant veldt]

yea

[grim edge]

the dude's not using ai man... if he wouldve he couldve gotten u under 18 moves

[minor owl]

not to be racist but...

[grim edge]

THEN DONT 💀

[buoyant veldt]

are you sure?
he had crazy accuracy

[minor owl]

stocky has more

[buoyant veldt]

who's he/she/they?

[grim edge]

the thing is if ur using ai u get 99 acc points from like the 4th/5th move

[minor owl]

bot

[grim edge]

he is 400.

[minor owl]

obviously u come up with the most sensible outcomes when its about skirting the law

[grim edge]

ight ima dip gn chat

[still socket]

Why am i suppressed in the voice chat?

[alpine haven]

Hello chutiya boo

[grim edge]

dear god what have we done

[median saffron]

chut ke pakore

[minor owl]

why me bruh

boo wtf

[median saffron]

☠️

[keen parrot]

not to be racist, but i want to exterminate the 800m race

[grim edge]

"boo 😊"

WOA-

[keen parrot]

nah bruh there are only like 50m african americans you trippin

[brisk ingot]

Game anyone?

[minor owl]

o

[median saffron]

o

[grim edge]

friendly fire ho gya ye toh.

[median saffron]

Bruh cap

[minor owl]

bhai kaise nahi samjha

frenly fire kaise

[alpine haven]

Im not Indian

[minor owl]

concept unclear he

[median saffron]

What does chut mean

[keen parrot]

dude there are like 350m americans and african americans make up around 15 percent

[minor owl]

tu lage luchak lipeestik

[alpine haven]

Idk

[median saffron]

What I said means “That was nice”

[keen parrot]

800 m

[minor owl]

hilela lala teestik

[median saffron]

trust

[minor owl]

jila top lagelu jila top lagelu

[keen parrot]

😭

[alpine haven]

Im not dumb ya charmouta

[minor owl]

kamariya

[grim edge]

this played in my head

[minor owl]

kamariya lage lopa lawp

[keen parrot]

we have marathons and we have 100m sprint who tf asked for an 800m race

[median saffron]

☠️

[minor owl]

lmao

[minor owl]

tu lage luchap lipistik hilela lala tistik

ok bye fr

[grim edge]

peace

[brisk ingot]

Game anyone?

[alpine haven]

tumase pyaar hai

@minor owl

[kind crag]

THE BISHOOPPPPP

[median saffron]

massive sell job by white

[minor owl]

same to u boo

[buoyant veldt]

damn, f' no
turned a checkmate oppurtunity into a stalemate

[still socket]

Anyone got tips for begginer?

[lucid vortex]

do more puzzles xd

[wise portal]

absolutely play with brain blank

no thoughts just prayers

[upbeat viper]

well

gg Magnus goat

[honest drift]

Goat wins

Never doubted him

[upbeat viper]

he's still World champion in our hearts after all

[honest drift]

Yep

[upbeat viper]

saw you in chat prat btw

[somber forge]

MAGNUSSSS

LETSSS GOOOOO HE WONNN

[honest drift]

My only message and you see it lol

[upbeat viper]

😏

details are important

[honest drift]

Hmm

[subtle cloak]

they call me Harry Houdini just because how fast i can make people disappear from chat 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[honest drift]

I saw moves like f4 but i would have played some rd1, re1 first. This is another difference between avg players like me, and him

[somber forge]

d4

was the start

[tardy wadi]

yo

[nimble peak]

Wow, Wesley is not only a great player but great sportsman as well.

[worthy flume]

i hate chesscom

[lucid vortex]

Qf8

[umbral wind]

Qf8 and you’re a spastic

[worthy flume]

yeah i understand

but only after i did that

[lucid vortex]

well, u had time to figure it out)

[worthy flume]

i dont like thinking about moves to long

thats why my rating in blitz was 1550 and now is 1500

[umbral wind]

Then you must not like chess that much

[lucid vortex]

or just play bullet

[alpine haven]

Chess only fun if beginner vs beginner

[glacial fulcrum]

🥶

[fickle rampart]

Magnus Carlsen made bank

[fickle rampart]

She’s for the streets

[rigid geyser]

[wise portal]

get in and find out