💬〡general-off-topic

[opal kernel]

🌝

[sweet yoke]

why’s this so cute

[minor owl]

Hemlo

Gus

Bout to eep

[little elm]

why bots on leaderboard, i thought they were manually approved

[minor owl]

Cuz they better

[silk swallow]

True

[minor owl]

Ok gn eep time

[candid totem]

hi]

[brittle canyon]

who has now server error ?

[valid rapids]

its down

[rigid geyser]

You're down

[steady blaze]

again chess.com down??!?!?!

[smoky roost]

who else has error 500?

[rigid geyser]

3 people above you

[steady blaze]

I got error 500 as well

[smoky roost]

for feks skae

[steady blaze]

this is SO FREAKING ANNOYING

[rigid geyser]

Not really

A sign to touch grass

[smoky roost]

https://tenor.com/view/but-why-tho-huh-whatt-me-gif-12565054

[rigid geyser]

Drink a glass of water

[smoky roost]

i live on 21 acres i have to touch grass

[steady blaze]

I rarely play chess and I should touch grass? fr

[little elm]

error 500

[grim folio]

ay bro good call

[smoky roost]

what is error 500?

[rigid geyser]

Yes touching grass is mandatory

[sweet hazel]

Let’s go Magnus

[lucid vortex]

overloading mb

[smoky roost]

o

[rigid geyser]

@grim edge why you dead

[grim edge]

mrrp meowww

[rigid geyser]

Had to ping with ID since bro didn't pop up with user

Oh now he does great

[smoky roost]

ig they really wnat us to watch CCT

[humble summit]

I was watching it on the chess.com website

[smoky roost]

go on youtube ig

[humble summit]

There’s no ads on chess.com tho

[quick nymph]

this opening kinda fire ngl

[lucid vortex]

free diamond for 2 weeks xd

[pine mason]

no way chess.com fckn crashed bro

[smoky roost]

i get no ads on youtube

[trail mountain]

Anyone else 500ing?

[rigid geyser]

What now

[humble summit]

I opened it and just got an ad lol

[pine mason]

like 500 elo? yes 😉

[smoky roost]

oof

[trail mountain]

Both 500 elo and 500 error code

[lucid vortex]

wdym

[smoky roost]

damn

[pallid ore]

why doesnt the website load

[pine mason]

I am getting the crash error

[rigid geyser]

Something terrible finna happen 🔥

[smoky roost]

oof

[pallid ore]

same

[obtuse onyx]

what happend?

[smoky roost]

knock on wood

[pallid ore]

wtf?

[pine mason]

I DDOSed chess.com of course

[smoky roost]

relax and wait

[trail mountain]

played that fast??

[pallid ore]

i cant wait buddy

[smoky roost]

its back

[pine mason]

I was playing chess.com because I was banned from Valorant for an hour. What the heck am I supposed to do now??

[steady blaze]

how about lichess?

[smoky roost]

chess is back gus

[pine mason]

no, f you

[alpine haven]

Valorant should go to ps4

[unkempt crown]

valorant shouldnt exist

[trail mountain]

valorant n64 port when

chess should have hero abilities

queen casts ice wall and can revive one piece

[steady blaze]

lol frik you too

[steady blaze]

bro wants sages ablities from valorant in chess wtf

[visual tartan]

[ruby igloo]

he is powerless!

[grim edge]

goofy plan is better than no plan

[ruby igloo]

nah its genius

cuz my left rook is kinda do nothing

and his strongest piece is the dark bishop cuz its defending his king

so i gotta take it off the board

[steel jasper]

I have a question, I would appreciate it if you could tell me what to do.

[ruby igloo]

BOOM

[grim edge]

HOLY MOLY

[steel jasper]

I have a diamond membership. I also obtained a diamond membership with TwitchDrop. Do I have a chance to get the "Gift Wrap" achievement by gifting this membership to someone?

[alpine haven]

Yes

[umbral wind]

Yes

Gift it to me senpai

[pliant charm]

gift it to me for no reason please

[steel jasper]

So how do I get this achievement?

[alpine haven]

No me

[umbral wind]

No reason? I’d actually use it smh

[pliant charm]

Don't gift it to anyone

[alpine haven]

Gift me

[umbral wind]

?!?

[coral night]

Bro can i just cut my ball hair using scissors its getting really hairy and i dont have a shave

[umbral wind]

If you’re careful

[coral night]

So i can?

[umbral wind]

I cut mine with a razor last time

[pliant charm]

don't let he intrusive thoughts win

it'll go rock bottom

[coral night]

No because i think itll work tho

[grand shore]

Close your eyes while doing it

[umbral wind]

It will work if you’re careful

[coral night]

Ill be careful

[umbral wind]

Go on then

[grim edge]

Good luck 🥶🥶🔥🙏

[shy pike]

electric trimmer easier

[solid cairn]

i love pancake saussages

[steady blaze]

is chess.com up?

[smoky roost]

ye

[solid cairn]

No its down, no onme likes it its mid

chess sucks, lowkey its a waste of time i hate chess

[smoky roost]

oh im playing rn

[solid cairn]

fr

[steady blaze]

your profile picture explains it lol change it dude

[smoky roost]

leave the midget alone

[solid cairn]

how does my profile pictur explain it

[solid cairn]

im only 13 and im 5'2 im gonna be tall

[smoky roost]

im 13 and 5' 3

so am i

[solid cairn]

cool

[smoky roost]

isnt it

[solid cairn]

Yes

[haughty mortar]

You really believe in yourself 👍

[solid cairn]

your gona be tall to

[smoky roost]

how tall u?

[haughty mortar]

5’9

[primal mirage]

ayo incho gone

[solid cairn]

yes i do. I refuse to be 5'3 at 15 years old. @grim edge 💀

[smoky roost]

how old

[haughty mortar]

U can do it

[haughty mortar]

14

[smoky roost]

oh

[primal mirage]

its a fact

[solid cairn]

no

im mthe main character frfr

i am inevitable 💀

[haughty mortar]

Your decline in height is inevitable

I curse you to be 3’11 by 15

[wise portal]

bro is thanos but in pop figure

[haughty mortar]

DAMNNNNNNN

[smoky roost]

inevitable to be single ur whole life

[solid cairn]

Ikr

i play chess so thats gonna happen dw

[smoky roost]

thas not tru

[solid cairn]

what so you think im gonna get bitches?

[smoky roost]

idk maybe

[haughty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[solid cairn]

thats true

I dont think i am

[smoky roost]

ok

[solid cairn]

guys unity said shes like 5'11

[smoky roost]

who?

[solid cairn]

UNITY

[finite jasper]

I’m 4’10” at 19

[smoky roost]

[solid cairn]

why is height such a big deal for girls nowadays

[smoky roost]

https://tenor.com/view/small-lakers-austin-reaves-lakeshow-gif-7052039900646047728

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[haughty mortar]

You wouldnt get bitches even if you 6’6 you play chess my guy

[solid cairn]

Yeah ik i wouldnt get bitches

even if i tried, lol

[finite jasper]

😩

[smoky roost]

but i already get bitches

[solid cairn]

no girl wants someone who stays indoor half dressed and who does 9 hour gaming sessions every day

[subtle cloak]

Hi

[haughty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[smoky roost]

hi now leave

[haughty mortar]

W

[finite jasper]

Guys someone sent me a friend request and I accidentally fatfinger declined and I looked them up and they’re a furry 😫

[haughty mortar]

W decline

[subtle cloak]

Nope

I won't leave

[smoky roost]

then dont sing

[finite jasper]

I’m a little cutie patootie

[subtle cloak]

Okay?

[smoky roost]

its shit

[subtle cloak]

Sorry :/

[final gust]

If I were offered the opportunity trade all my chess skill to be with the one I love, what choice will I make?

[smoky roost]

NEVER

[glass nymph]

how old are u?

[haughty mortar]

Trade the chess skill for happines

[final gust]

16

[glass nymph]

trade

[subtle cloak]

I have no chess skill

[final gust]

Wat does the age matter

[final gust]

?

[haughty mortar]

You have nothing to trade ☠️

[final gust]

I have no love

[sudden oracle]

WHO WANNA GO AGAINST ME ( ur gonna lose )

[subtle cloak]

Who needs love amwyays

[final gust]

I'd say yes but I'm tired af

[viral epoch]

Ily chat

[haughty mortar]

Smallest ego <500

[sudden oracle]

whats ur isername

[haughty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[smoky roost]

id say yes but im already playin

[viral epoch]

No lies

[haughty mortar]

Sorry id lose :/

[glass nymph]

speedrun acc moment

[haughty mortar]

MITZ REACTION RIPOFF

[final gust]

4 hrs sleep, put the toaster in the fridge this morning

[sudden oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/telepathy-telepathic-psychic-mind-reader-meld-gif-13614415

[final gust]

Oh hell nah

[lost river]

why cant i see my accuracy

[sudden oracle]

u need diamond

[final gust]

Facts, it ain't like being alone is all that bad anywas

[sudden oracle]

u can see it 1 time a day

[glass nymph]

💎

[sudden oracle]

WHO WANNA GO AGAINST ME UR GONNA LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND IM GONNA CHEKMATE U EASY

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/mystia-bocchi-the-rock-live-reaction-spinning-gif-27341784

[smoky roost]

me in a min

[final gust]

Wats ur elo

[sudden oracle]

alr ( devil emoji )

[lost river]

i can see them after a day?

[sudden oracle]

2318

[smoky roost]

send a link

[solid cairn]

no way

[sudden oracle]

No send ur username

[glass nymph]

wow amazing

[smoky roost]

y?

[final gust]

I thought ppl lose the ego after they cross 1700

That's wen chess becomes depressing

[sudden oracle]

haha im just joking because i want a match up

[smoky roost]

https://play.chess.com/ZdsCt

[final gust]

So u ain't depressed?

[smoky roost]

bro is rly 266 elo

[final gust]

Oh

Then u got a long happy journey ahead

Gl

[lost river]

am i able to see accuracy after a day?

[smoky roost]

ye

[lost river]

oh alr

cuz rn it just says 'review' in the menu

[smoky roost]

press that

[lost river]

it still doesnt show it

[glass nymph]

whats ur chess.com nickname?

[lost river]

x_ion0

[solid cairn]

ok guys im gonna be on a 11 hour terraria gaming session, see you at 11 pm 💀

[smoky roost]

cya

[glass nymph]

check

[lost river]

ty

how did u do it

[glass nymph]

i just have premium

[rigid geyser]

P2w power

[sudden oracle]

another win

now wo wanna play against me

[lost river]

is there a way i can see all of them without premium?

[sudden oracle]

Nope

[glass nymph]

I didn't pay

[glass nymph]

idk

[lost river]

i thought u can see the accuracy after a day

[boreal cosmos]

no

[rigid geyser]

2 week free?

[boreal cosmos]

you have 1 free review per day

[sudden oracle]

yeah after a day yeah u can see 1

[glass nymph]

u can just check my profile

[rigid geyser]

Oh🗿

[haughty mortar]

I got premium ⚡️⚡️🪼🪼🪼⚡️🪼⚡️⚡️⚡️🪼⚡️🪼⚡️🪼⚡️🪼🪼⚡️

[glass nymph]

W

[lost river]

alr ty

@glass nymph i mean after you said 'check' how was i able to see most of them after

do you get to unlock other people's reviews or something

[glass nymph]

i can just review ur games

[lost river]

oh alr

[peak plank]

why didnt he take it 😦

oh well

@upbeat viper alt blitz slowly going up

[upbeat viper]

lmao

you muffin

[peak plank]

they didnt take it

their call I guess

[grim edge]

The disrespect is crazy NGL 😭

[smoky roost]

?

[proven sapphire]

Lmfao

[keen parrot]

2/3 today

could have went better but locking in for the last game against what will likely be an FM caliber player

[peak plank]

ig

[mystic stream]

Ok

[peak plank]

2200 soon? @keen parrot

[keen parrot]

lmao these were rapid, and i need to get back to 2100 first

[finite jasper]

💀💀💀💀

[peak plank]

ah ig

[mystic stream]

Brod grinding rapid

[keen parrot]

with a good performance in the weekend and at my next tourney ill probably clinch 2100

[haughty mortar]

dong721

[keen parrot]

these weekend tournaments are 4 rapid on friday evening and 2 classical on saturday and sunday each

[warm spindle]

@haughty mortar

Well look who it is

[haughty mortar]

Where

[primal shore]

We one game away from 1900

These 1800s actually suck

I think I'm gonna play longer time controls to get to 2k rapid and never touch rapid on cc again

[haughty mortar]

Nooooo, go for rapid world champ

[desert nimbus]

you can do it!

[warm spindle]

Scared to play "<500"

[keen parrot]

win

[primal shore]

I think in my entire time (2 days) of being 1800 I've had 3 people blunder their queen to me

[haughty mortar]

Its not like i sent the invite, you didnt respond and i deleted it to not be disturbed while i play

[primal shore]

That's like 15 rating by Queen blunder

[haughty mortar]

W

[limpid prawn]

This man, 300. played 96%

[desert nimbus]

decent

[warm spindle]

I told you what was happening and you feigned ignorance for your excuse into duck.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

This is the Chess.com profile of bastouraa. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2105 (peak)
Blitz: 2054 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

we keep pushing

day after day

[primal shore]

ima catch u

[upbeat viper]

o7

[haughty mortar]

Why u making such a big deal oug of this

[upbeat viper]

watching

[warm spindle]

You're so weird.

Freak.

[primal shore]

I think I'm not gonna pass 2k rapid tho cuz it's too full of cheaters

I play lichess for longer tc

[upbeat viper]

what's your lichess

[primal shore]

No saying

[upbeat viper]

:(

[primal shore]

It's secret :3

We should play sometime

[haughty mortar]

Ur making a huge deal out of me deleting my 1v1 invite and ur calling me weird

[primal shore]

Bassstttt

[haughty mortar]

Smallest ego <500

[primal shore]

Fm when

[tight lily]

guys

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hasan Çınar Torçuk (teygif)

This is the Chess.com profile of teygif. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Hasan Çınar Torçuk (teygif)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1748 (1761 peak)
Blitz: 1666 (1793 peak)
Bullet: 1890 (2025 peak)

[tight lily]

yay or nay?

[primal shore]

You know d&d has GMs too

[primal shore]

Yayyy

[warm spindle]

You rating shame and yet you do everything possible to avoid a challenge. You are a terrible player.

[haughty mortar]

Ive been playing since march and with a 2 month break recently, and have 1500 happy with my progress

[haughty mortar]

I rating shame you cuz u talk shit because i deleted my challange cuz i didnt wanna be disturbed while playing

[primal shore]

Im gonna grind WNM so hard this year

[haughty mortar]

Grind GM

Or gay

[warm spindle]

Uh huh. Excuses.

[primal shore]

GM is for ppl with no life

[haughty mortar]

Then lets play

[primal shore]

I have a job and relationships so I don't think I'll ever be gm

[warm spindle]

Wow finally.

[upbeat viper]

oh french

[warm spindle]

Not gonna delete it this time are you?

[primal shore]

CM when

[haughty mortar]

YOU DIDNT ACCEPT THE CHALLANGE SO I DELETED IT YOU ARE SO RUDE

[upbeat viper]

when Earth will be flat

[primal shore]

I gotta grind my FIDE so bad

[warm spindle]

Strawman.

[haughty mortar]

Dm

[astral lion]

let me guess where are u form by just hints

[upbeat viper]

CM is 2200 fide right ?

[primal shore]

I got a tournament less then a month away oooo

[warm spindle]

Going on computer.

[upbeat viper]

or 2100

[primal shore]

2100

[upbeat viper]

oh

[lament jacinth]

Bastman NO CHANGING MY USERNAME

[upbeat viper]

not bad

[astral lion]

damn

[upbeat viper]

wut

[lament jacinth]

It's 2200 now

[upbeat viper]

didn't do shit

[primal shore]

o

[lament jacinth]

You added baguette to it the other day

[primal shore]

o right cuz fm is 2300 and Im is 24 and gm 25

[haughty mortar]

ACCEPT @warm spindle

[astral lion]

stockfish 69

[haughty mortar]

@warm spindle I SENT IT ACCEPT OR QUIT TALKING SHIT

[rigid geyser]

[lament jacinth]

SMH bast

[primal shore]

My graph is sus asf

[rigid geyser]

Too many high rated here.

[haughty mortar]

Omfg chokbar complaining about me deleteing the challange and mf doesnt even wanna accept it

[haughty mortar]

Buy my course to be too

[frosty fulcrum]

dw

[quick nymph]

i did the thingy

[rigid geyser]

Gj

[primal shore]

I'm global 34539 what

[leaden totem]

Just noticed that the first Hungarian king was literally gigachad from the memes

[primal shore]

you guys suck at chess

[rigid geyser]

Ik

[grim edge]

no?😂

[primal shore]

Romania better 🥱

[frosty fulcrum]

ikr not a new thing

[tight lily]

hi its me, gained 500 elo since beggining of this year

[leaden totem]

Nooooo

Just because you ranked high on the happiness chart

[primal shore]

No transylvania?

[leaden totem]

Doesn't mean crap

[leaden totem]

No Moldova?

[haughty mortar]

I hung my rook against 500 💀

[primal shore]

All I'm hearing is copeing the loss of transylvania

[rigid geyser]

😭

[primal shore]

They do they're own thing

But we trying tf you doing to get transland

[haughty mortar]

I think its his alt hes 200 and playing wayy to good

[tight lily]

i'll be the new hans niemann when i grow up

[haughty mortar]

GG @warm spindle but you aint 200 ☠️

[leaden totem]

I don't want Transylvania anyways all the székelys are just alcoholics with funny accents anyways

[haughty mortar]

Whats ur lichess???

[warm spindle]

Nah surely you're just worse than 200.

[haughty mortar]

Whats ur lichess

[primal shore]

mkay chat ima go hit 1900 baiii

2k before January trust

[haughty mortar]

???

Whats that

[tight lily]

is 2000 lichess good.

[upbeat viper]

nop

[haughty mortar]

Its like 1700 cc

[tight lily]

wow

[haughty mortar]

Lichess inflated

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hasan Çınar Torçuk (teygif)

This is the Chess.com profile of teygif. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Hasan Çınar Torçuk (teygif)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1748 (1761 peak)
Blitz: 1666 (1793 peak)
Bullet: 1890 (2025 peak)

[upbeat viper]

I can confirm 2000 lichess sucks

either too slow, or miss obvious threats

(in blitz I mean)

[haughty mortar]

dong721

[tight lily]

True

[tough kiln]

Hello.

I'm new here, not new to Chess...

How is everyone?

[upbeat viper]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @upbeat viper, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[warm spindle]

We can explore this server together...

[tough kiln]

Thanks.

...again...

Uh, wow.

[desert nimbus]

34538 players think that you suck

[tough kiln]

I see a LOT of people that have above 1500 ELO. I only have around 500 ELO on all types.

[upbeat viper]

we started there

[brisk moat]

winning position against bortnyk i won't sleep yall

[tough kiln]

That is unfortunate...

[tough kiln]

Oh, wow!

[upbeat viper]

no obvious win

just an eval bar

[haughty mortar]

That you?

[brisk moat]

yea ik

[tough kiln]

That's a very defensive position, but stacked all the way at the back?

[brisk moat]

yup

[upbeat viper]

so don't worry about your sleep, just accept any position can turn around when the win is not obvious :p

[haughty mortar]

A GM losing to a 1600 ☠️

[brisk moat]

yea but against super gm

[rigid geyser]

[upbeat viper]

moreover when you're 1600 against GM yes

[brisk moat]

i played a5

[tough kiln]

Yes; that's scary.

[tight lily]

I once won against an IM (im 1700)

only once though, and he used berserk on me

[tough kiln]

Uh, I'm a bit nervous. Am I talking with professionals?

[tight lily]

No lol

Im literally 16😭

[tough kiln]

God help me...

[tight lily]

Also probably anyone could lie online

So dont believe me if i say im a gm lol

[tough kiln]

You aren't one, are you?

[tight lily]

No

[tough kiln]

What's your ELO?

1500? 1600?

[tight lily]

chess.com or fide?

[tough kiln]

Both.

[molten anchor]

465

[tight lily]

I dont have fide but i have 1450 ukd (national rating) and 1700 chesscom

Also i was 900 at the beggining of this year

[tough kiln]

Holy crap!

[supple imp]

You know you can check his elo yourself right?

[tough kiln]

Yes.

[supple imp]

Hee 1748 rapid

So he's kinda ok

Nah nvm he's just trash idk why I'm sugar coating it

[tough kiln]

So, if I were to play against him, since I have an ELO of around 500, I would most-likely lose within the first 10 seconds?

[tight lily]

true

[tight lily]

not likely

i mean if you play the london you'll prob last longer or maybe i will blunder

[grim edge]

What are we talking about here

[supple imp]

There's a less that 0.01% of you winning a game against his if that's what you're asking

[tough kiln]

Also, I usually play the Van't Kruji's Opening, or e3 e5 as white, and the French Defense, or e4 e6 as black, usually.

[tight lily]

yo. how did u get to play with him

[tough kiln]

It's usually a 50/50 with whoever I play.

[wise portal]

black def winnin this

[brisk moat]

arena

[grim edge]

Bruh

[supple imp]

I think I should learn the Smith morra gambit

Do you reckon it'll work at 1900 rapid?

[brisk moat]

lol

[grim edge]

Bro gets to play against the legend and he plays that

[tight lily]

is it happening now

[desert nimbus]

wt

[brisk moat]

ik that im gonna lose

[tough kiln]

You know what, I'm leaving. This is a bit much for me!

[brisk moat]

no

[supple imp]

Nvm 1900s are trash obviously it'll work

[brisk moat]

check he's stream

[wise portal]

never say never

[desert nimbus]

L

[supple imp]

Hikaru played it recently in a tourny

[brisk moat]

lmao

[grim edge]

You are not hikaru blud 😭

[desert nimbus]

I can remember that song

[supple imp]

Ye that's why I should play it

I have worse opponents than him

[teal jungle]

This is a very common misconception but you usually aren't going to lose very quickly against even against high rated opponents, as you would have to massively blunder early for that to happen, which your opponent can't really force you to do no matter how good they are

[supple imp]

Gambit work better the worse your opponents are

[grim edge]

"Average player"

[supple imp]

And if its working for Hikaru at super gm level it should work for me

[grim edge]

Your opponent can beat you on the first 15 moves and after that it's just how long he takes to convert

[teal jungle]

I meant in terms of actually checkmating, which is what I assume he was referring to

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/jiu-chokbar-de-bz-dreamcatcher-gif-10912963814684027677

[desert nimbus]

oh come on

[supple imp]

What

[desert nimbus]

what does that mean?

[warm spindle]

Alright submilf, i'll take what you said into consideration.

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[supple imp]

Cool ig

[covert cosmos]

chokbar de bz

[grim edge]

The higher you go the more you understand how shit you are

[desert nimbus]

True

[grim edge]

Shut up you are the ceiling

[desert nimbus]

Ok sir

[rocky vale]

@grim edge Hot

[grim edge]

Bro Is aiming for the moon but he doesn't realise he is around the stars

[grim edge]

What’s up

Def not your elo

[desert nimbus]

I'm just chilling around, chill out please

[umbral wind]

What’s up zigzag

[grim edge]

Why are you so dramatic with these emojis ahhhhhh 😭

[desert nimbus]

tell this dude to come down

[grim edge]

Bros acting like 2200 isn't great

[umbral wind]

Friendly reminder you’re a beautiful guy😍

[desert nimbus]

Help me

[grim edge]

?

[umbral wind]

You too I ain’t forgot

[umbral wind]

With

[grim edge]

What about me 🥹

[umbral wind]

And you of course

[supple imp]

Sup fin

[desert nimbus]

I was just having a normal day and this guy chose violence

[grim edge]

[native elbow]

live stream over? i missed the whole thing

[supple imp]

Hyd mate

[umbral wind]

My very own gif 😳

[umbral wind]

I’m doing great how about you

[supple imp]

Trynna survive the last week

[native elbow]

finals?

[supple imp]

Nah

[umbral wind]

School? Or

[supple imp]

Just regular school

[native elbow]

i had my semester finals a few weeks ago and am off for all of december tee hee

college is lit

[supple imp]

In my last otb game I saced my bishop and then my queen

[umbral wind]

Wait how old are you subniif

[supple imp]

But I fumbled the endgame so bad

I actually should jump off a bridge

[supple imp]

16

[grim edge]

Agreed 👍

[supple imp]

Wbu?

[grim edge]

Fin is 14

[supple imp]

Damn

[umbral wind]

Yeah I’m nearly 15

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2105 (peak)
Blitz: 2062 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[supple imp]

How old r you again q 19/20 right?

[native elbow]

yall werent kidding

[upbeat viper]

I'm reaching 2100 blitz a bit too fast

[umbral wind]

Q is like 23

[grim edge]

41

[last verge]

bast 2100 bullet when

[upbeat viper]

is it because blitz becomes inflated after 2k ?

real question

[supple imp]

I asked how old you are not how old you look

[umbral wind]

😂😂

[grim edge]

Damn

Ok

[desert nimbus]

Nice

[upbeat viper]

502 error CC ?

[grim edge]

That’s how it is

[native elbow]

yeaaa

chess.com down?

[grim edge]

I see

[umbral wind]

Queenie change that pfp😭😭

[grim edge]

Why

[umbral wind]

It looks so wrong

[grim edge]

Good he’s a wrongun

[supple imp]

I'm speedrunning making q angry at me everyday

[native elbow]

anyone wanna play me for a warnup (500 elo dont kill me)

[grim edge]

Try harder lol

[supple imp]

I just realised it's her wearing a bandana

[umbral wind]

😭 fair enough

[grim edge]

Yo what

[lament jacinth]

I know how to make everyone mad

[grim edge]

Hell nah bro

You look 27 😀

[umbral wind]

Yep I know 👀

[grim edge]

Same

[coral quartz]

Goddamn

[umbral wind]

I look 27?!?

[grim edge]

That’s me yep

[supple imp]

Make me mad lol

[grim edge]

You look 14

[native elbow]

onb

[lament jacinth]

I have, multiple times

[grim edge]

Nope he doesn't

[coral quartz]

How does it feel to be the man?

[umbral wind]

No I don’t I look my age🥱

[grim edge]

You look 18 ish 19

[supple imp]

Huh when?

[supple imp]

You look like a newborn

[grim edge]

How old is Eminem?

[coral quartz]

You look like 19 and a half

[supple imp]

You look like you jump came out og the womb

[lament jacinth]

You look like a mix between 17 and 46

[native elbow]

yall stop be nice lmaoo

[umbral wind]

You saying I got a babyface?😩

[coral quartz]

Jesus

[tulip lichen]

whats good eminem @umbral wind

[supple imp]

Ye baby girl

[grim edge]

Be nice he doesn’t look like that much of a femboy

[umbral wind]

I’ll take it

[grim edge]

I agree

[tulip lichen]

why do you have incho as your pfp @grim edge

[umbral wind]

Best status right?

[grim edge]

The half part was necessary

No way these kiddos are better than me in chess

[lament jacinth]

Lay off the um.... stuff that makes your eyes red and tired

[full delta]

yes

[supple imp]

Sadly he isn't a femboy

[full delta]

I cannot log in

[native elbow]

how do you have 11k visits lmao

[full delta]

ffs

[umbral wind]

I don’t look high smh

[marsh wraith]

Is 1800 lichess rating good?

[native elbow]

i AM

[umbral wind]

It’s only you who says that🙄

[supple imp]

No

[lament jacinth]

You look extremely High

[marsh wraith]

☹

[umbral wind]

No I’m just rolling my eyes

[native elbow]

how inflated is lichess elo? is there like a certain number or its jus known to be higher

[supple imp]

Wait to clear things up fin is a guy right?

[lament jacinth]

1500 cc = 2000 lichess

[native elbow]

ill smoke to that

[marsh wraith]

Its abt 100-200 higher inflation

[umbral wind]

YES BRO WTF

[native elbow]

thank you guys

[supple imp]

More like 1700cc =2000 li

[lament jacinth]

Im 2k lichess

[native elbow]

im 1500 liches and 500 chess.com

[supple imp]

Damn and you're shit

[upbeat viper]

shows how bad lichess is

[supple imp]

Lichess is better than cc though

[upbeat viper]

why

[native elbow]

is cc chess.com

[supple imp]

They just use different rating systems

[lament jacinth]

admit you're the one who added baguette to my name

[upbeat viper]

gotta admit I'd love to have a classical rating on cc

[tulip lichen]

bast are the rumors true

[stable mirage]

baguette

[upbeat viper]

nop

[keen parrot]

free puzzles and 0 second premoves

[marsh wraith]

@supple imp free analysis and puzzles are goood

[upbeat viper]

which what

[supple imp]

Free everything and more stuff

[native elbow]

trueeee

[upbeat viper]

hmmm

[lament jacinth]

WHO ELSE WOULD ADD BAGUETTE

[native elbow]

i used lichess puzzles forever before chessprem

[tulip lichen]

nvm

[upbeat viper]

but no multiple premoves

[lament jacinth]

YOURE THE FRENCH GUY

[upbeat viper]

idk

[keen parrot]

which is both good and bad

[upbeat viper]

racism

nah fr not me

[upbeat viper]

hmmhh

[lament jacinth]

Hmmm

Deep said it wasn't him either

[supple imp]

I'm mixed about that, that part is different but not worse just different

[lament jacinth]

Imagine it was rinqued or something

[keen parrot]

rinqued is the french spelling

[supple imp]

Everything on lichess is just better though, only complaint is a bit inflated rating system

[umbral wind]

Rinqed is from the motherland

[tulip lichen]

vimun

[supple imp]

Maybe I shouldn't have said this in a cc discord

[tulip lichen]

it's THE cc discord

not A cc discord

[supple imp]

Same thing

[tulip lichen]

bro if that shit wasn't real you would.ve been whooped by mods

[supple imp]

Can anyone play a game my otb game with me on cc so I can game review it there

[wise portal]

yeah.. you shouldnt have. get ready for boom boom boom boom i want you in my room

[boreal cosmos]

@upbeat viper we play cs2 or what

[supple imp]

Nah its real, cc is leagues behind lichess

But cc has a lot better marketing

[tulip lichen]

im saying if it wasn't real

[upbeat viper]

no time

[supple imp]

Cc is more focused on profit

[tulip lichen]

it's real everybody knows

[boreal cosmos]

ugh 😄

[upbeat viper]

I have homeworks

[supple imp]

Oh mb

[upbeat viper]

exams

etc

[boreal cosmos]

i have too but due on monday

[upbeat viper]

well I don't have much of a weekend

[supple imp]

?

[upbeat viper]

tomorrow full math

Sunday OTB game

[tulip lichen]

like i got my first brilliant when i was 600

[boreal cosmos]

yikes

[upbeat viper]

90+30 | 30

[tulip lichen]

shit is just marketing

[boreal cosmos]

kk

[upbeat viper]

against 1850 hopefully

some potential elo to take

[umbral wind]

You can just put it in analysis then game review it

[boreal cosmos]

will be easy

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bfsTF.gif

[supple imp]

Fr scuffed

[boreal cosmos]

[primal shore]

JUST WON A GAME AGAINST A 2080 TO GET 1900

[tawny saffron]

hey

[umbral wind]

Brilliant didn’t exist when I was 700

[primal shore]

He hung a peice, was funny

[boreal cosmos]

i have never been rated below 1200 online iirc

[umbral wind]

What a sweat

[tulip lichen]

ancient ahh

[tawny saffron]

just skills

[grim edge]

[supple imp]

How?

[keen parrot]

i lost to a 1700 fide im boutta cry

[tawny saffron]

hru?

[umbral wind]

I do it all the time with my OTB

[keen parrot]

at least it was rapid

[umbral wind]

So washed

[desert nimbus]

[upbeat viper]

it's fine

I got got by a 1380 2 weeks ago

[supple imp]

Ok, wbu?

[upbeat viper]

[tawny saffron]

Decent

[upbeat viper]

freacking rubinstein I never studied

anywaaays

[supple imp]

Ye but how do you do it

[upbeat viper]

I'll learn

[tawny saffron]

check my easy checkmate @supple imp

[umbral wind]

I think if you click on “game” then the options there

At the top right

[supple imp]

Cool

[supple imp]

Ok I'll check

[keen parrot]

still crying abt how i lost this tbh

[tawny saffron]

thanks

[peak plank]

Holy shit there's a new video by tomska

[umbral wind]

Bro how

[tulip lichen]

ahhh classic vimun manage to lose in winning positions

[keen parrot]

i played bg8 and his king got active and i messed up ):

[void fjord]

Fools mate was just me being a fool…😢

[peak plank]

Everyone makes mistakes ig

[jagged cedar]

Aww

[grim edge]

Even I would win that

[keen parrot]

its equal

[boreal cosmos]

whats up ppl

[jagged cedar]

O good jobbb

[grim edge]

Yeah I would win

[jagged cedar]

WAIT OH NOW I REALIZED OKI NO SORRY I SAID THAT

Thats sad

[umbral wind]

N this is how that jungle do

[void fjord]

😢

[jagged cedar]

DONT WORRY I BET YOU WILL GET HIM BACKK

[tawny saffron]

wait hold on

[supple imp]

Thanks fin

[tulip lichen]

btw q what got you into chess?

[umbral wind]

Good question^

[keen parrot]

the hot dudes obviously

[tawny saffron]

alright

[grim edge]

Idk

[void fjord]

I killed their queen eventually but then they got it back but I fought to the very end!

[umbral wind]

What made you wanna play chess there’s GOT to be a reason

[tulip lichen]

like why did you join this server in the first place?

were you inspired by someone or smth

[grim edge]

Looked fun ig I started otb in like January

[tawny saffron]

IM FRIENDS WITH HIKARU

LETS GOOO

[tulip lichen]

because everyone was playing it and it felt fun yeah ig thats a good reason

same reason tbh

watched gms play felt inspired and decided to learn how to play

[void fjord]

Very nice congratulations

[tawny saffron]

Thanks a lot, I've been waiting for a long time

[rigid geyser]

[umbral wind]

Then realised your ass and stopped?

[tawny saffron]

Finally

[umbral wind]

I’m joking

[tulip lichen]

fr

well i stopped but i know im ass

[grim edge]

I never watched a gm

[boreal cosmos]

[umbral wind]

You don’t watch chess vids?

[tulip lichen]

so who got you into chess

[grim edge]

No

[void fjord]

Once one becomes a chess celebrity it must get old how many people want to friend you 😂

[grim edge]

Idk my brother I think?

i dont want a lot for christmas

[covert cosmos]

a

[tawny saffron]

🤣🤣🤣

[grim edge]

there's just one thing i need

[jagged cedar]

IS THAT A BLÅHAJ

[tulip lichen]

then how did you even think of chess tbh to any teenager that never saw the chess trend it would seem like a boring old people game

[fiery beacon]

My soul?

[tawny saffron]

Here's proof

[umbral wind]

Why’s player lowkey smart

[fiery beacon]

I’ll sell it for 3.99

[grim edge]

your d-

[grim edge]

WHY AM I BEING INTERVIEWEDDDDDD

[grim edge]

yes !!

[jagged cedar]

Ohh thats cooll

[tulip lichen]

growing up to be a detective my guy

[jagged cedar]

OHH THATS COOLLL

[umbral wind]

Nah he’s right I needa hear it now😭

[tawny saffron]

I friend requested him everyday and he didn't accept for some reason

[fiery beacon]

[tawny saffron]

BUT FINALLY

[covert cosmos]

he had a million friend requests and just accepted them

[grim edge]

:3

[tawny saffron]

thanks

[grim edge]

Idk how did you get into it

[jagged cedar]

YEE

[tawny saffron]

very nice

[tulip lichen]

oh you never mentioned your brother before i wanna take a look at his games what's his cc profile username

[covert cosmos]

💀

[grim edge]

Ask him not me

[tulip lichen]

watched gms play felt inspired and decided to learn how to play it

[tawny saffron]

[grim edge]

I saw people playing and it looked fun idk 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[tulip lichen]

oh so you saw people playing who were you watching that got you into chess

[umbral wind]

😂😂

[grim edge]

You’re so annoying

[void fjord]

It’s basically the online chess equivalent of getting an autograph 😆 ig I would do it for the money

[tulip lichen]

hey hey q dont gaslight me

answer the question

[grim edge]

.....

I DON'T KNOWWWWW

[tulip lichen]

you just said you saw people playing

was it like otb chess or online

[grim edge]

otb

I didn't start online until like September

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/threat-threaten-warning-gordon-gotham-gif-12611805

[grim edge]

I am being interrogated help

[tulip lichen]

oh that makes sense

so you're planning to get a title right

[grim edge]

I don't care if I get a title

I play for fun

[umbral wind]

should go for WNM it aint too hard

[void fjord]

It’s working I would have just asked for a pb and j and a lawyer

[grim edge]

Idrc

We had a tournament at school today

[umbral wind]

fair

[grim edge]

No time control just play moves in a reasonable time

I lost in round 1

[umbral wind]

3 months of chess for nothing?

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/mandalorian-star-wars-gif-19719701

[tulip lichen]

ohhhhh you mean your brother the guy that you added in the gc?

well ig if he's your brother you can just ask him what his cc profile is

[grim edge]

Fr

[tulip lichen]

oh so you find chess fun

alr ig

[tulip lichen]

fr

[desert nimbus]

every one should play chess for fun

then there is no point of playing it

we literally call it a game

[umbral wind]

i dont

i play it cos itll be a waste of time if i didnt

[lament jacinth]

Who wants to fight

[umbral wind]

youre too big for me

[lament jacinth]

That's what sh... nvm

[warped vigil]

what is bro doing

[supple imp]

@umbral wind thanks for the tip, I has a brilliant in my game

[supple imp]

His thoughts are too complex for our understanding

[lament jacinth]

Sacrificing his queen apparently

[covert cosmos]

bro cooking a new opening

[lament jacinth]

Ew pixel

[warped vigil]

FR He meant to do it

[peak plank]

THE GRAPH💀 (Anyways, im a turtle. @upbeat viper )

[umbral wind]

anytime bbg

[desert nimbus]

inventing some new theory

[upbeat viper]

ripge

[lament jacinth]

He blocked me so I can talk as much smack as I want

[supple imp]

Thanks bbg

[warped vigil]

"mistakes always come in pairs"

[supple imp]

Makes sense though, you aren't particularly a likeable person

[peak plank]

I premoved the last few moves

[umbral wind]

yo do you ever VC

[peak plank]

3 sconds on the clock 😦

[desert nimbus]

is kg4 kf5 winning for white?

[supple imp]

Nah I'm not even in this discord often anymore

[peak plank]

yep

[supple imp]

Sometimes I do when friends ask me to

[grim edge]

men

[peak plank]

I just win all of blacks pawns

[supple imp]

In other discord though

[umbral wind]

ahh damn alright

[supple imp]

Someone got rejected

[grim edge]

men

[umbral wind]

i love men

[grim edge]

men

[covert cosmos]

birds

[supple imp]

Especially the buff ones

[umbral wind]

inshallah thats me soon

[peak plank]

Somone just premoved taking the bishop vs my lefong wtf

[supple imp]

Especially when they got fat asses

[peak plank]

bro was two steps ahead of me

[supple imp]

Good luck bro

[warped vigil]

[tawdry lance]

Yo

I think i played such a good game

can someone analyse it for me i wasted my daily one 😭

[warped vigil]

i will

[tawdry lance]

WAIT WHAT

[umbral wind]

mhmmm i like that

[tawdry lance]

my opponent analysed it lessgoo

I got another brilliant W

I had 14 great moves oncr

[peak plank]

you are suprised your opponent is anaslysing games they lost...?

[hasty iris]

@peak plank I saw the goat

[haughty mortar]

dong721 amen

[hasty iris]

Magnoos himself 😭

But I didn't get a picture rip

[stone quiver]

Magnos

[tawdry lance]

No im happy

[peak plank]

Pog but sadge

[keen parrot]

you never forget the first time you see the goat

[hasty iris]

Got a pic with Gotham, Eric Hanson, Canty and Danny

[keen parrot]

i am fortunate enough to have seen him twice

[hasty iris]

Bro I wish I could go tomorrow too

Because he had to leave early

Maybe to prep a bit for tomorrow or go out idk

Bongcloud meme

[primal shore]

We 1915 now Bois

[umbral wind]

i forgot if ive seen magnus

ive seen Hikaru

[keen parrot]

oh broke 1900 LFG

[primal shore]

I'm busy tmr and maybe Sunday but ima hard grind sunday

[umbral wind]

1900 FIDE?

[primal shore]

I wish sob

[umbral wind]

online?

[primal shore]

yea

[keen parrot]

lucy should be at 2100 rapid easily shes just doing a "speedrun"

[primal shore]

Im ngl these 1900s kinda suck too

[terse palm]

I just beat an FM. I am on top of the moon.

[hasty iris]

@primal shore apparently there's tons of chess events in Toronto these days. When will we play (and I inevitably get smacked)

[primal shore]

I think ima stop at 2k

[umbral wind]

John curtis?

[hasty iris]

What rating

[primal shore]

Going to one soon

[keen parrot]

fair, gonna grind blitz after or just take a break?

[terse palm]

it was 2+1 and somehow he is rated 1717

[umbral wind]

what a god

[primal shore]

Lichess rapid

cc rapid poopoo

[covert cosmos]

real

[tulip lichen]

shut the fck up im not saying you shouldn't play chess for fun are you autistic

its literally just the reason she plays chess for

[umbral wind]

PLAYER ON VIOLENCE CHILLLL

[covert cosmos]

crazy

[snow shoal]

crazy

[covert cosmos]

car

[umbral wind]

i got love for all of my bissheads especially hunchos nan

[peak plank]

oh lucy is 1915 rapid now

[covert cosmos]

nice

[umbral wind]

you lot are so dry

[covert cosmos]

for real

[umbral wind]

you included