💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

all of you eventually will die so u are dead in my heart anyways <<33

[main copper]

You will always stay in my heart even after death (epic main character themes plays)

[lone zenith]

death note 🔥 🔥

[keen parrot]

you are dead in my heart too x

[grim edge]

that is so cheesy xoxo

[main copper]

xoxo is more cheesy

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-reaction-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-gif-613275461876515673

[main copper]

https://tenor.com/view/anya-anya-forger-spy-x-family-anya-spy-x-family-anime-gif-25683406

[keen parrot]

thats how i will die

[main copper]

no embed pain

[keen parrot]

fall over and hit my head on the edge of a table or something

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

idk what i was cookin

OOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAA

NOW I SHALL SET SAIL TOWARDS 1700 BEFORE DEC ENDS

YOOO

[main copper]

yo mama

[grim edge]

[main copper]

btw who in greenfields names is in your pfp wjnsjisdxn

[grim edge]

i hv mommy issues (not real)

[main copper]

i have mommy issues (not real)

[grim edge]

uh

furina

[main copper]

huh

[grim edge]

yep

[main copper]

@grim edge what th

[grim edge]

Oof i have daddy issues

[finite jasper]

wtf is black doing 😭 bro spent 20 seconds in a 600 second game getting mated in 7 moves 💀

[grim edge]

aoh no

[grim edge]

Real.

[main copper]

seen zax anywhere today? he hasnt been on the genshin server 😔

[grim edge]

who tf is zax

[finite jasper]

also f6

[grim edge]

Sadly no,chess servers is the only server i am actively on in discord

[main copper]

Ever since i changed my name to zax simp, he didnt allow me to farm his world for flowers 💀

[grim edge]

He just came back from a hikaru edit,who let bro cook🗣️

[main copper]

i forgor

[finite jasper]

💀

[finite jasper]

he ate and farted ✨

[grim edge]

Left no crumbs and gas🤩

[finite jasper]

😩

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-meme-cook-gif-1177116184918006692

Imma go watch a chess movie

Am about to finish "the coldest game" story is so good

Almost similar to bobby fischer's ngl

[viral epoch]

Wassup

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-black-goku-firey-goku-black-fire-goku-black-walking-gif-25413437

[hollow sierra]

Wassup

[hollow sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/sanji-cooking-one-piece-gif-14981570359527007179

[viral epoch]

Have you seen this man?

[hollow sierra]

Who

[hollow sierra]

Yes

[grim edge]

He is so strange the story is weird I haven't ever seen him but going by the chart of the location I think he was a burgerler or something.

That decided he was going to hang the king.

I also think part way through it was just a dream.

Ayoooooooo blue EYE SAMURAI IS IN NETFLIX

TIME TO BINGE WATCH

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-busy-sad-lonely-gif-12200644

[keen parrot]

bubsy gang 🗣️

i may have dyslexia

[viral epoch]

Bussy gang bussy gang bussy gang bussy gang bussy gang bussy gang bussy gang

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/20I8RduZC2PWMWTDCZuuAN?si=4aaec95c900d446b

[glacial fulcrum]

ironic

[grim edge]

I'm now north korean

[lament jacinth]

My uncle ?

[lone zenith]

lmao

[main copper]

me when queens gambit

[fierce pivot]

FR!

[fierce pivot]

BUBSY GANG

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/96371454197?tab=review I'm the best

[worn ice]

Queeniexo1 (956) vs. trt565656 (920)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nc6 2. c4 e6 3. e4 Qe7 4. Nc3 Qb4 5. d4 Na5 6. c5 Nc4 7. a3 Nxa3 8. Rxa3 a5 9. Ra4 Bxc5 10. Rxb4 Bxb4 11. Bc4 b6 12. Bd2 Bb7 13. d5 Bxc3 14. Bxc3 exd5 15. Bxd5 Bxd5 16. Qxd5 O-O-O 17. Qa8# 

[grim edge]

🤓

Your'e

[main copper]

Cooking them civilians

🚒 🔥

[keen parrot]

💀

[main copper]

#revivethechat

[keen parrot]

@glacial fulcrum did you delete the group chat by any chance

[glacial fulcrum]

no, I just gave it to bubsy?

[keen parrot]

well im no longer there

[glacial fulcrum]

me too

[fierce pivot]

i deleted it :D

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Chat revive ping should be a thing,fr fr

🦫

where tf everyone at

[keen parrot]

💀 no

[silk stag]

Is Liya here?

[main copper]

Agree 100%

[silk stag]

Oh hey MILLIE

[storm pine]

nah bro

[silk stag]

Yall know like a good way of starting a novel

[storm pine]

it was a dark stormy night (i made it up js now)

and you could end it with uh

"and then i woke up" just thought of it now original totally 100% new and unique

[glacial fulcrum]

gg

[silk stag]

I want something that packs a punch
Like
Once upon a time there was a hor

[fervent gale]

thats the guy a lot people said they saw in their dreams

[silk stag]

Something exotic

[storm pine]

How about

Hark! In days of yore, a tale unfolds...

[bright glade]

a being of the equestrian type existed once upon a time..

[storm pine]

Whence in ancient days, a story did commence...

[bright glade]

"just read i cba to give a good intro'

[storm pine]

Long ago, in a distant age, a narrative did transpire

[silk stag]

What about

[storm pine]

Upon a time in bygone days, a fable did begin...

Once in an age long past, a legend did unfold...

[fervent gale]

idk if hath can be used to substitute did

[silk stag]

The cold wind of September blows and the air is silent. The tension in the room heightens as the two look each other in the eye. Robert looks Jeanne in the eye and places a card. Uno, he says. Jeanne pulls out a plus 4 card and the room erupts with laughter

Is this gud or kinda unfunny

[fervent gale]

use exclamation for Uno

[storm pine]

makes it sound like your last name something old ahh like Jennings or Rowling fr

its good though

[grim edge]

Does anyone else get annoyed by thinking in chess

[fervent gale]

Bartholemew as first name too

[grim edge]

If I spend more than 30 seconds on thinking on a move I just die

[storm pine]

Agnes Higginbottom's coldest quotes

Wilbur Puddlewhistles absolute coldest sayings

[lone zenith]

I thought you meant "thinking in chess" as in thinking in chess terms 💀

[grim edge]

Thinking of a move for a long time annoys me

[fervent gale]

well someone said if you think for more than 30min on a chess move, it's definetely wrong

[fervent gale]

thats for classical chess

[silk stag]

When in lower elo its not fun
But if you really look for tactics and have watched master games its sorta fun

[grim edge]

I wouldn't spend 30 minutes on a full game

[storm pine]

every day i wake up i E4 C5 D4 CXD4 C3 DXC3 NXC3

[fervent gale]

yeah its if time control is 1 hour 30 min

[grim edge]

I would finish the game before my timer got to 1:20

[silk stag]

Some girl won against me cuz I just played awfully knowing she gon get flagged
The stupid sonuvabisch arbiter said continue

Bro like, she wasted her time and you rewarding her for that?

She fell for the jobava london and you favor a newbie like her over me?

[storm pine]

that made me pull it out

my umbrella

because its rainy where i am today

[grim edge]

Idek what that is but sounds cool 👍

[silk stag]

Brillianr within 10 moves cuz you sac a queen and take a queen back with check
So you win 3 pawns and your opponent cant castle

[grim edge]

This is my favourite trap

[silk stag]

Icbm?

[grim edge]

What?

[silk stag]

What gambit is that

[grim edge]

Idk

[silk stag]

Oh englund

[grim edge]

It never works though

😦

[silk stag]

Yeah I just laugh at englund gambit users sometimes

Tons of material for free

[grim edge]

I only play it otb

On people that have never played chess

[silk stag]

Makes much more sense

[grim edge]

Yeah it's funny though

[small anvil]

Does anyone wanna play ?
I'm new

[silk stag]

Rating?

[small anvil]

Don't know
what's the lowest?

[loud wharf]

anyone will play chess

rated

[finite jasper]

queen sac line in englund is better 🥱

[silk stag]

Ngl tho

Budapest gambits kinda fun

[snow shoal]

ur mom

[small anvil]

Can anyone play with me and tell me my rating?

[snow shoal]

@snow shoal beau

ok

i'll doit

[snow shoal]

ok

[small anvil]

How do we play then ?

Like what's your username ?

[grim edge]

ur ratgs?

[loud wharf]

700]

[grim edge]

!trusted @snow shoal @small anvil

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[grim edge]

sure

ur username imma send a rated game

[small anvil]

player|1|

[loud wharf]

wiat pls

[grim edge]

Sure

[silk stag]

Bro

Istg
Why arent any of the people I like in here

[storm pine]

because the people you like are dead 🗿 (i have alzheimers)

[loud wharf]

https://play.chess.com/rqnXv

[storm pine]

( i have schizophrenia)

[grim edge]

This link opens in chrome for some reasons

[silk stag]

Maybe they're in the groupchat which no one has invited me into

[umbral wind]

No one’s spending 30 mins on a SINGLE move, they’re looking at other possibilities too

[loud wharf]

hm it's fine btw

i am playing in chrome xd

[small anvil]

https://play.chess.com/Xd8No

[storm pine]

Perhaps this is an opportunity to create your own inclusive group where everyone is welcome (NOT written by ChatGPT)

[silk stag]

This
Like, no one should ever think of a single move
Atleast 3 moves ahead if 1800 and below in my opinion

[warm spindle]

Quandale dingle

[storm pine]

Knaye Test

Kanye Vest

[lime lava]

[warm spindle]

GCs will never be inclusive and that's they way it should be.

[silk stag]

HI DADDY MAIROS

[lime lava]

Hello

[storm pine]

im going to touch

the wall

[silk stag]

Mairos
Why are you so quiet now

[small anvil]

https://play.chess.com/EP3g7

[silk stag]

Did you become Liyas kitten?

[small anvil]

Dude let's play?

[lime lava]

Cause I want to

[lime lava]

Dont disrespect me again, you bozo

[silk stag]

Mairos called me a bozo

[lime lava]

You should feel honored

[haughty mortar]

Big

[silk stag]

Anyways
Whats the gail in parentheses there
Are you by any chance related to a female named Gail whomst broke my heart in a thousand pieces by dating my friend after ignoring me for 4 years

[lime lava]

Im your friend.

[silk stag]

Whats your name then buster

[loud wharf]

huh

[warm spindle]

Stormblade probably

[loud wharf]

i blunder at last moments xd

[warm spindle]

@loud wharf

R u from India

[loud wharf]

yess chokbar

how do u know

[warm spindle]

Guess

[lime lava]

Gonçalo

[grim edge]

Ggs

[warm spindle]

Guessed

[loud wharf]

u are illeggally using discord account

[warm spindle]

My bad

[small anvil]

Bencord

[warm spindle]

I'll go to jail now

[silk stag]

Def not him
His names Bob Junior

[grim edge]

What's going on
Who's going gail

[lime lava]

Bob junior

[silk stag]

My girl got stolen by a guy named bob junior

[crude dock]

https://discord.gift/29s0Qw29p3r5W

[warm spindle]

Dang I'd just resign

[lime lava]

Thats skill issue
I have nothing else to say

[silk stag]

Hey yall wanna play me?

[loud wharf]

hm

[lime lava]

At least get stoled by a latino with a cool name smh my head

[grim edge]

yea I saw that 🗿

[loud wharf]

lol ...

[crude dock]

There's nothing you can do.

[loud wharf]

sad chess is hard

[small anvil]

https://play.chess.com/EP3g7

[silk stag]

Yeah
Btw, I might get a new girl
You think its okay or is it weird cuz shes like 2 years younger than me and we both under 18
Im not a groomer right?

[crude dock]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-15878626962415498830

[lime lava]

I couldnt care less

[silk stag]

I know you couldnt but would you call me a groomer or just a regular guy

[silent quest]

[silk stag]

Cuz like
Its only 2 years

[grim edge]

theres one thing you can do 🗿

[silk stag]

HI RASKOLNIKOV I MISSED U MAN

[grim edge]

How old are you both?

[grim edge]

Should've said hello instead

[silk stag]

Below 18

[crude dock]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-nothing-we-can-do-nothing-we-can-do-there-is-gif-17017334091191129728

[silk stag]

We aint 13 year olds that for sure

[silent quest]

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOI

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

It’s fine imo

[silk stag]

Nice nice

[grim edge]

Just as long as you’re both happy

[small anvil]

https://play.chess.com/QvghX

[silk stag]

Thanks

[lime lava]

Im not gonna comment on that
Since you a child

[silent quest]

(hello)

[silk stag]

Yeah
Still taller than liya tho I think

[crude dock]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-doughnut-dripping-glaze-gif-16935157

[grim edge]

can you stop with that 🗿
Instead of spamming links
You should ask

[silent quest]

How tall

[silk stag]

Almost 6 feet

[grim edge]

I will not eat this donut no matter what 🗿

[small anvil]

Will you play with me?

[grim edge]

no sorry 😔

[lime lava]

Liya is 4'5

[silent quest]

Damn

[silk stag]

Ha
Def taller

Almost 5'12

[grim edge]

4'5 isn't that short

[silent quest]

F you're taller than me

[crude dock]

Learning chess from Chess.com: 💀
Learning chess from Lichess.org: 😎
Learning chess from your dad: 🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿🗿🗿

[silk stag]

Height?

[small anvil]

@silent quest hey Man
Will you play with me ?

[silent quest]

5'4 and I'm almost 18

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/96374993573?tab=review how is "Rh7" as move row 19th the way to win a quen?!

[worn ice]

Cudtch (747) vs. mahdioo99 (715)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. d4 [Nf6] 3. Nc3 Bg4 4. Be2 Qd7 5. Bg5 Bxe2 6. Ngxe2 Qg4 7. Bxf6 Qxg2 8. Rg1 Qxh2 9. Qd3 gxf6 10. O-O-O Bh6+ 11. Kb1 Qxf2 12. Rdf1 Qh2 13. Rh1 Qg2 14. Rfg1 Qf2 15. Rxh6 Nc6 16. Nd1 Nb4 17. Qb5+ c6 18. Qxb7 Qf3 19. Qxa8+ Kd7 20. Qb7+ Kd8 21. Qb8+ Kd7 22. Qxh8 Qxe4 23. Ndc3 Qxc2+ 24. Ka1 Nd3 25. Rb1 a5 26. Qxh7 a4 27. Qf5+ e6 28. Qa5 e5 29. Qa7+ Ke6 30. Qxa4 exd4 31. Nxd4+ Ke5 32. Nxc6+ Kf5 33. Rh5+ Kg6 34. Qg4# 

[silent quest]

Sure man

[grim edge]

can you leave 🗿🔥🥶🗣️🗣️🛢️🛢️🔥🥹🗿🗿

[silent quest]

Just a min

[crude dock]

No 🗿

[small anvil]

https://play.chess.com/7s18c

[lime lava]

These tall 14 yo
Smh

[silk stag]

Im like 5'8 we both shawties

[grim edge]

somebody tell me please

[grim edge]

🗿

helooo????

[silent quest]

[grim edge]

My 110 ass can't

how is Rh7 the way to win a queen?

[warm spindle]

So basically a midget

[grim edge]

sadge

so somebody else tell me please?

[silk stag]

I aint tall and Im def not 14

[warm spindle]

5'8 is NOT almost 6ft

[grim edge]

Tell you what?

I got no pic perms so I'm gonna send a pic in #😆〡chess-memes

[crude dock]

I'm 16 and I'm 6'1

[warm spindle]

Shut the fliz up debil

[silk stag]

Round off to the nearest feet

[lime lava]

Fun fact you aint growing no more

[grim edge]

I’m 17 and I’m 5’6

[crude dock]

You dare to curse at me in polish?

[lime lava]

Im 25 im 4'11

[warm spindle]

Shaz ka dam a mutaaaa

[grim edge]

Tall

how do I get pic perms?

[crude dock]

Is that possible or is that your disease?

[warm spindle]

!Welcome

[stable jungle]

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[lime lava]

[grim edge]

do /connect and connect ur account

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

thanks!

[grim edge]

Can you stop

[crude dock]

Ma bro is 17 and is 6'8

[crude dock]

No 🗿

[warm spindle]

That happens

[grim edge]

You’re short

[warm spindle]

Sometimes

[crude dock]

Damn! That person sounds super ugly! What a waste of oxygen, space, and oxygen again! I mean who the hell looks like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no freakin’ feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, with an autistic bakugan ass? Who?

[warm spindle]

6'1 is short for a tall go so ur true

guy*

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/eren-yeager-attack-on-titan-season4part2-attack-on-titan-gif-24806788

[silent quest]

You dont need to remind me

[grim edge]

get ur <500 ass Outta here ,we respect people here

[silk stag]

Probably gonna stop growing

[grim edge]

You’re a waste of oxygen yes

[crude dock]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[silk stag]

Anyways
How come my grampas genes didnt pass on to me
He 7 ft ffs and Im a shawty

[grim edge]

Wet

[lime lava]

Cause he wasnt stolen by bob junior

[warm spindle]

Aren't u like 12 give it some time little buddy

[silk stag]

Bud I Im just velow 18

[silent quest]

Bruh

[warm spindle]

Oh why are u so short

[silent quest]

17?

[silk stag]

Nope

16
Turning 17

[warm spindle]

I've had enough of you. "Just below 17" "Almost 6ft".

[storm pine]

just witnessed the craziest game 💀

[silk stag]

Yes

[storm pine]

cheater vs cheater

[silk stag]

If you round it off its close

[lime lava]

Almost 2k

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/invaderzim-whistle-whistling-casual-bored-gif-4807992

[grim edge]

Avg 2k vs 2k

[silk stag]

Anyways
16 and turning 17 like next month so hooray for me ig

[lime lava]

Couldnt care less

[silent quest]

Responsibilities on their way

[grim edge]

I got a notification 🗿🗿

[storm pine]

me mb

[grim edge]

Why delete smh

[grim edge]

[storm pine]

cuz i wanna watch these guys

first time i laughed at a game in YEARS!!

[grim edge]

[storm pine]

not

[grim edge]

Last time I did was with my best friend watching school homies playing chess 🗿

[storm pine]

always be the giggle gambit ong

[grim edge]

Yea smh

[silent quest]

The scholars mate

[grim edge]

a4 g5 idk

[grim edge]

Best opening fr

[silent quest]

💀

[grim edge]

🗿🗿🗿

[silent quest]

Its crazy because only dumb people play scholars mate

[storm pine]

best opening is the Fools mate fr works every time

[silent quest]

Hello polish kid

[silent quest]

💀💀

[storm pine]

bro this cheater when tf is he gonna get banned

[silent quest]

Fs fs

[grim edge]

government propaganda 🤠🤠

government is hiding the power of Qh5

ded chat 🗿🗿🗿

[silent quest]

Ded me

[grim edge]

[silent quest]

Nothing nothing

[indigo jetty]

Woah

[small anvil]

Who scolers mate ?

[silent quest]

Google en passant

@small anvil also do /connect

[grim edge]

+0.08

[umbral wind]

How’d it go?

Better be good news

[grim edge]

ih

[slate owl]

why did he have to look like that

[desert nimbus]

because of chat 💀

That's normal stuff for content creators

[worthy flume]

why does engine give advantage white

i cannot find the move

h3 g3 loses

ohh bishops g3

now i see why there is andvantage

anyway game ended like this

bruh 💀💀

im gay master

[storm pine]

do yall remember SinisterMagnus

[west reef]

hahaha this is unbeatable

[storm pine]

i think he back

[west reef]

ye

unless you can get inside

[storm pine]

ayo

[west reef]

and find weakness of pawn chain

[storm pine]

nah joking

ive never played horde chess

does it start equal?

[west reef]

yea

equal material

a bishop is worth 3 pawns

[storm pine]

on eval?

[west reef]

like that

idk there is no eval bar here

[honest drift]

horde is worse by eval

[west reef]

yes

100%

lol

also

when pawn makes to end, free queen

[honest drift]

Yeah but a study was done that black is better, white has a massive advantage in time controls such as bullet as it becomes easy to flag

[west reef]

lol

[storm pine]

clap his cheeks bro ill help

[mellow viper]

hi

[west reef]

someone was that down bad ?

stole 1000 dollars ? lol

[honest drift]

with perfect play black would win everytime

[grim edge]

.

[west reef]

Thats the amount i waste smoking cigs every month

[mellow viper]

whose mad sus?

[storm pine]

some cheater

[mellow viper]

well yea but is he in the chat?

[storm pine]

no but i just watched him on watch

he is destroying masters n his account is like just days old

[mellow viper]

oh ok lol

[west reef]

its fun gambling in chess than in poker

[mellow viper]

no point into talking about them types, they are bots most of the time anyway

[storm pine]

he's posing as magnus which is why i think he is SinisterMagnus new alt

[west reef]

yea true

[storm pine]

real

i did some chess in a park n this guy said he was 300 elo

[warm spindle]

Chess.com makes a trillion dollars by scamming u

[west reef]

I went one chess park , i was gambling away 200 $, until i started winning

[storm pine]

he was not.

[dry escarp]

Hi

[storm pine]

i quit blackjack

[wise portal]

no balls

[dry escarp]

I got unmuted

Teach me poker

[west reef]

You have to find people who are willing to bet 50 $ per match, and just play blitz with them

[dry escarp]

How much can I expect to earn from poker in like one month 2 hours per day

[trail prism]

Noice

[west reef]

poker is all luck

[trail prism]

U could gain nothing

[storm pine]

risky cuz this one time some guy said he was 300 elo. im 2000 blitz on cc n he destroyed my ahh.

[wise portal]

cutee

[dry escarp]

?

[storm pine]

wasnt a bet btw but

[west reef]

yea risky

[dry escarp]

I could invest 5 dollar into it I’m like 14

[west reef]

I could bluff away and win most of the times

[dry escarp]

I could invest 5 dollars I’m 14 I’m broke

[warm spindle]

That's only cause 2k is garbo

[west reef]

bro, Once i bluffed a guy who had royal flush

[final gust]

Anyone here uses android?
I need a favor

[west reef]

ain't that crazy

[trail prism]

Me

[dry escarp]

How much is the average payroll in poker?

[trail prism]

What u want

[warm spindle]

What do we get in return

[west reef]

[haughty mortar]

Just met a czech player while playing rapid (rare sighting)

[trail prism]

Dude if u are 14 wait 4 more years

[final gust]

There's a 5 dollar chess repertoire app on playstore, could send me the apk 🙏

[dry escarp]

Damn

[final gust]

A friend?

[dry escarp]

Wait is poker illegal for my age

[last verge]

house always wins

[trail prism]

What

[subtle cloak]

It is dumbass

[last verge]

yeah if you try to play poker someone will come and shoot yoy

[dry escarp]

Rake means stake?

[trail prism]

I ain't pirating any shi

[haughty mortar]

Only if they catch you

[last verge]

theyll find a reason to kick you out eventually

[warm spindle]

A friend?

[west reef]

its satisfying tho, when we bluff people with strong hands, thats the only fun part of playing Poker to me

[final gust]

Yuh

[warm spindle]

What is the task

[dry escarp]

Can I gamble on chess online I’m like 2500 I bet I could make racks

[trail prism]

We at school play blackjack for Skittles cuz we got nthg to do

[final gust]

@warm spindle this

[haughty mortar]

Connect ur account

[last verge]

hmm actually did not know that

[warm spindle]

5 dollar chess repertoire

[last verge]

but still there's a finite amount of casinos

[dry escarp]

Is there a website or something where I could gamble money on chess

[dry escarp]

Later too lazy atm

[warm spindle]

@dry escarp connect ur acc

[final gust]

Chess repertoire app

[trail prism]

2500 ?

[haughty mortar]

Bro def is not 2500

[warm spindle]

U have had several days

[last verge]

250 maybe

[final gust]

5 bucks on playstore

[warm spindle]

Is that the name

[dry escarp]

If y’all wanna play me I can show u

[final gust]

Nah, I'll dm u the link

[dry escarp]

But later ima go now

[haughty mortar]

Whats ur acc name

[warm spindle]

Engines exisy

[last verge]

just connect ur account

[dry escarp]

Bye

[warm spindle]

Do so

[last verge]

/ban

[haughty mortar]

Judging my previous experiences, bro is a engine user

[warm spindle]

playing takes more effort than connecting acc

[last verge]

kekw

[haughty mortar]

Spends years to get 2500 refuses to connect

[dry escarp]

I’ve beat 2400s and lichess 2700s here earlier

[warm spindle]

And?

[haughty mortar]

Yeah sure dude

[last verge]

||with an engine||

[haughty mortar]

Connect ur acc

[warm spindle]

Anyone can do that with an engine

[haughty mortar]

Exactly

[last verge]

right like if i got to 2500 id flex it on everyone

[dry escarp]

d4 and Nf3 main (Catalan)
Sicillian dragon and Nimzo/ Vienna variation of QGD

[haughty mortar]

No 2500? No human rights nerd 😹🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵😹😹😹

[dry escarp]

Sure. D4

C4

[haughty mortar]

GO BONGLORD

[last verge]

WHAT is a vienna qgd 🗿

[dry escarp]

I’m playing blind btw tolerate my trash ness

Nf3

[haughty mortar]

2500s are supposed to be good at this ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[dry escarp]

Look it up

G3

[last verge]

nah ive met a 2400 that cant play blind at all

[haughty mortar]

@dry escarp connect ur acc

[dry escarp]

Cxb5

[last verge]

dudes just raw dogging the game

[dry escarp]

Look it up

bg2

[final gust]

Did so

[haughty mortar]

Maybe he was 2400 on lichess ☠️

[last verge]

most intriguing

[dry escarp]

0-0

[last verge]

bro premovijg

[dry escarp]

a4

Rxa4

[haughty mortar]

Petition for this dude to connect his acc or get trashed

[desert nimbus]

2500 li is stronger than 2500 cc

ig

[haughty mortar]

☠️

[dry escarp]

Lmao what bro chill why do u have to take me that seriously

Qxa4 btw

[desert nimbus]

it really is in higher lvls

[dry escarp]

Nah lichess elo starts getting stronger at 2800 it

[haughty mortar]

Lichess ratings inflated until gm level

[dry escarp]

Qc2

No way ur <500

Ne5

[haughty mortar]

GO BONGLORD

[desert nimbus]

wdym by gm lvl

[haughty mortar]

2800

[dry escarp]

Play @grim edge

[desert nimbus]

what ever

[dry escarp]

dxc5

[haughty mortar]

GO BONGLORD

[dry escarp]

Nxc6

Nc3

I guess I’m winning b pawn is passer and I’m clean pawn up

b4

Rb1

e3 ig

Nxb5 I guess

Bf1

[haughty mortar]

Funniest discord user

[dry escarp]

c6

Yo remember Tuguma

b5

Bro I’m clean winning 2 passers

If u wanna play on that’s okay but yeah ima have to go soon so excuse me if I leave midway

[haughty mortar]

How is it taking you this long to beat <500

[dry escarp]

Gg

[dry escarp]

XD he’s not <500 for sure

[haughty mortar]

And how is this <500 so good

[dry escarp]

Yes

[warm spindle]

You're so smart

[dry escarp]

bxa5 is bad I guess

Maybe b4 was better at that point of time idk

[dry escarp]

Yo

[keen parrot]

what's your chess.com account

[haughty mortar]

Connect ur acc

[dry escarp]

K

[haughty mortar]

Takes 10 seconds

[dry escarp]

Later

[warm spindle]

Drop the name @dry escarp

[dry escarp]

Idk even know not to bro ok bye

I have to go to school

[haughty mortar]

Bro is not 2500 ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[warm spindle]

Whats the name of the acc tho@dry escarp

[dry escarp]

Peace y’all

[haughty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/spinfish-gif-20792408

[dry escarp]

Have fun

[haughty mortar]

Stockfish user spotted

[warm spindle]

Yeap.

[haughty mortar]

Hes an engine user

[dry escarp]

If u wanna play bullet I’m down for one game

But u must be high rated in order to confirm my strength

[haughty mortar]

Connect ur acc stop making excuses

[warm spindle]

Not playing with no acc person

[dry escarp]

Bro the reason I’m postponing it is my acc has my original name

[haughty mortar]

Engine user* ☠️

[haughty mortar]

Smartest excuse

[warm spindle]

Why not say that originally.

[haughty mortar]

He couldnt make up the excuse that quickly

[dry escarp]

Why should I

[haughty mortar]

If he connects it we cant see his name but only the rating?

[dry escarp]

I didn’t know people would be so obsessed around my account I thought they would just ask once and go

[haughty mortar]

☠️

[warm spindle]

If you're asking this question you're either stupid or not 2500

[haughty mortar]

Avarage engine user

[dry escarp]

Ok bye

[haughty mortar]

2500 = not stupid

[warm spindle]

I remember how you were before u were muted

[dry escarp]

Y’all just saw me play probably a 95%+ accuracy game blindfolded

[supple glade]

Hi

[haughty mortar]

U said ud go for the 5th time go

Bes gonna post some fake

[dry escarp]

As I said it has my orgiinal name ok bye guys

[haughty mortar]

Engine :

[warm spindle]

People cheat in blindfold by just having a board open

[haughty mortar]

HUMAYUN YOU SAID BYE FOR 7 TIMES JUST GO

[dry escarp]

At my level you have the board in your head

[warm spindle]

It doesn't take long

[haughty mortar]

Connect ur acc or quit speaking

[dry escarp]

I play blindfolded with my friends all the time in a quiet opening like Catalan not much difference

Blindfolded or not

Ok bye ima go for real this time bye

[warm spindle]

Engine users tend to mix good bad and best moves

[haughty mortar]

??

You said u play all the time????

[storm pine]

who actually was sinister magnus cuz i think he got a new alt

[haughty mortar]

Nah he an engine user ☠️

[warm spindle]

Better to see in a real game

90 10 for me

[haughty mortar]

Or he can just connect his damn account

[warm spindle]

💩

[storm pine]

who was SinisterMagnus guys

[haughty mortar]

Me

[storm pine]

i think he got a new account serious

[storm pine]

oh all this time thank you

[supple glade]

hi

[warm spindle]

What's wrong with u

[haughty mortar]

Me big material

[storm pine]

?

[haughty mortar]

Play bisops opening to play like sinister magnus (me)

Or center game

[warm spindle]

Is sinister magnus your crush or something

[storm pine]

<500 elo ?????

[warm spindle]

I would beat you anyway

[storm pine]

also no i was just asking because theres a new cheater

[storm pine]

scholars mate wont work pal

[warm spindle]

Won't shut up about sinister magnus

[warm spindle]

Ok

[storm pine]

i asked like twice today and there was like 30 min gap

idk what your problem is

[warm spindle]

Its that you won't shut up about sinister magnus

[haughty mortar]

New cheater just dropped

Whats his acc name?

[storm pine]

i asked twice are you sweet?

[warm spindle]

Not gonna hear it

[storm pine]

"all around positivity" stfu

[haughty mortar]

Yk cheaters sometimes play ass to prove they aint cheating, no connect = no validation

[storm pine]

whats account name

[haughty mortar]

Till he doesnt drop the acc name or connects he a cheater in my eyes

[warm spindle]

I've had enough of you

[haughty mortar]

Stop defending him ☠️

[warm spindle]

You should take cordyceps to revitalize your brain bozo

Easily fooled

[haughty mortar]

“Trust me bro, hes not a cheater”

[lone zenith]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/96381024989

wild 💀

[storm pine]

and the crowd goes fckin MILD 🔥 nobody loves you bro

[haughty mortar]

We gave valid reasons, the only reason u said, he made an illegal move and trust me bro

[warm spindle]

"I guess" a lot COMPLETE change in attitude and confidence from a few days ago. 2500 at 14 years old and Noone has heard of him?

[haughty mortar]

Refused to connect, made excuses, even refused to drop the acc name (cuz it has his real name, if everyone on chesscom can see it its no problem) ☠️

“Trust me bro”

[warm spindle]

Spoken like a true slave to validation

Yeah like magnus carson

[haughty mortar]

Just gave valid reasons are you stupid?

[storm pine]

all around positivity this u????

[warm spindle]

I'll trust your anecdotal evidence

[haughty mortar]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ you said “trust me bro” and he made an illegal move, you are actually braindead

[storm pine]

aint no way this mfs pfp say "Do your BEST" and tryna start shit

[haughty mortar]

Just leave him alone dude

[warm spindle]

Keep yappin buster

[haughty mortar]

Or you can just connect/ drop your account you know

[storm pine]

he started it pluh

[storm pine]

🌈

[warm spindle]

You're onto NOTHING bozo

[haughty mortar]

☠️

[warm spindle]

Yeah sure buddy

[storm pine]

account name?

[haughty mortar]

“Guys he isnt cheating, he doesnt wanna connect/ drop his acc because it has his real name even tho everyone on chesscom can see it”!!!

[keen parrot]

you are probably right but being on the moon club fair play team isn't exactly a flex 😭

[warm spindle]

Wait you must be lichess moderation team member

[haughty mortar]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[keen parrot]

no that's literally what some cheaters here do, they keep making new accounts but never link it to their discord

[lone zenith]

I MISSED THAT

[warm spindle]

EXACTLY

[haughty mortar]

Exactly, bonglord just doesnt get that

[warm spindle]

(Willis)

So a 1400 with board...

[haughty mortar]

If you would you wouldnt yap about shit ☠️

[lone zenith]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM RAGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW STFU ABOUT BONGLORD AND CHEATERS LOOK AT THIS 😭 😭

[haughty mortar]

There is no reason not to connect

[storm pine]

im not on no ones side but yk there are cheats that give you moves instantly

[warm spindle]

Don't call me that

Take it back @grim edge

[haughty mortar]

Yeah and what, there is no reason not to connect

[honest drift]

yes

[warm spindle]

Take it back before I report you

[storm pine]

was this an irl game or what

[haughty mortar]

“Trust me bro”

[warm spindle]

I'm way higher rated than all of you
-1800

[haughty mortar]

Most ass reason ☠️

[warm spindle]

-1900

[storm pine]

• MIGHT be 2000

[honest drift]

thats stil higher than most in this server

[warm spindle]

2000 is same strength as 300

[keen parrot]

he easily beats everyone in this chat (but me)

me he can beat but with more difficulty

[storm pine]

mad because bad? cope

[primal mirage]

yo pratham, my exams over

[warm spindle]

Mad cause ur 2k

[honest drift]

aight nice, let me know what i did wrong

[storm pine]

cope

[keen parrot]

oh okay wonyoung in chat he is the goat

[primal mirage]

show me

[storm pine]

cope

[honest drift]

okay dms :)

[warm spindle]

Nice double message

[primal mirage]

ait

[storm pine]

cope

[haughty mortar]

Chokbar spitting straight shit

[warm spindle]

Broken record

[haughty mortar]

Mad cuz ur 2000 - a 300

[primal mirage]

ayo who wrote "SacrAfice"

[haughty mortar]

Not me

[primal mirage]

Isnt it sacrifice

[warm spindle]

Run it bullet right now.

[primal mirage]

Damn bro, keep grinding

[trail prism]

Until now I was never defeated by a 2000 as I always got draw with em but with 1800-1900 I loose

[haughty mortar]

Scarafice

[primal mirage]

EYYY PEKING DUCK

[warm spindle]

@haughty mortar I'm getting out of bed for you

We're playing now

[haughty mortar]

Pause

[primal mirage]

ur the expert, if u say so

[haughty mortar]

(I cant spell)

[primal mirage]

It's fine, in sacrafice we trust

[haughty mortar]

Send rapid

[haughty mortar]

Bee

[trail prism]

Ey Wyoming

[warm spindle]

Bullet

[trail prism]

Wsp g

[haughty mortar]

Blawg im ass in bullet ☠️

[storm pine]

bro needs to win on time

[storm pine]

thug it out you got this cuh

[warm spindle]

I'm slow in bullet. Its so he can at least have a chance by flagging.

[haughty mortar]

Ill send u a challange in dms @warm spindle

?

Or whats ur acc name

[trail prism]

Why u named choke a bar de brazil

[warm spindle]

Do it im going to bathroom rn

[storm pine]

whats ur acc name

[hallow gate]

wonyoung

[haughty mortar]

@warm spindle

Check dm

[grim edge]

owo

[keen parrot]

kitten

[hallow gate]

hi

im a bit

sunkissed today

[keen parrot]

sunkissed?

[hallow gate]

i spent the afternoon after my exam at the beach

[haughty mortar]

He refused to play me ☠️

[keen parrot]

ah nice how did it go?

[haughty mortar]

Didnt answer straight up

[hallow gate]

lets just say australia's summer is quite hot

[keen parrot]

yeah i get it

[hallow gate]

😭😭

[warm spindle]

@haughty mortar

send a link maybe

you ever try that?

[keen parrot]

hope the exam went well at least

[hallow gate]

yeah it was alright i think i did well

[warm spindle]

@haughty mortar

k

[keen parrot]

nice

[keen parrot]

you have summer holidays now right?

[warm spindle]

im WAITING

[haughty mortar]

Sent it you didnt respond so i am playing rapid rn

[primal mirage]

hii

[warm spindle]

RESIGN YOUR GAME and play me

[haughty mortar]

No

[warm spindle]

🐈

[haughty mortar]

Who u think u are

[warm spindle]

Why would you delete the link?

Listen if you don't want to play just say no. You rat.

[haughty mortar]

So i dont get disturbed while playing

[warm spindle]

Everyone just loves to be excuses.

[haughty mortar]

☠️

[grim edge]

[slate owl]

no wau

[lone zenith]

bro thinks hes a king 💀

[grim edge]

car

[lone zenith]

yall migi and dali is 🔥 🔥 yall should fr watch it

[slate owl]

nice bishop

[warm spindle]

Patzer support squad rolled in today.

[twin moon]

I’m not for edits personally, mb

[hallow gate]

hihi

[hallow gate]

basically ywah

[silent quest]

[keen parrot]

alright nice enjoy your time off man

[turbid terrace]

Aaaaaa

[grim edge]

owo

[snow moth]

Blunderville

[somber forge]

i requested this 1500 elo dude to make me improve my game

he still hasnt replied

the higher elos are defo mean tho ngl

[snow moth]

What elo are you?

[somber forge]

just 426

[keen parrot]

high elos are either mean or charge money, im the latter

[nimble niche]

im the former

[somber forge]

F

fr

[twin moon]

Fair, a good amount are

Even the 500s do

[nimble niche]

1700-2000 is the range where people start to develop massive egos and are yet to be humbled

[viscid kernel]

whats considered middle elo?

[acoustic mason]

I've seen <1ks with high egos too it's crazy

[nimble niche]

some 700s have massive egos for some reason

[viscid kernel]

hows that middle I must be low elo coz im 950

[gentle steppe]

Anyone here with nitro?

[twin moon]

1500 next to right now was my biggest point of humbling so I gotta disagree, I think it was when I went from 1600-1900 in… 3 months that got me into a bigger ego than myself

[acoustic mason]

Yeah why?

[gentle steppe]

Dms

[nimble niche]

it's generally accepted that beginner stage goes up to 1200 cc rapid

i adopted some random 1600 with a massive ego once

[warm spindle]

1900-2100*

[west reef]

man i am stuck at 1400

[nimble niche]

300-800, yet to get a perspective on what's actually good

[west reef]

I always miss some winning chances

and make one move blunder

[warm spindle]

Idiot speak.

[snow moth]

Brother is below 500

[west reef]

why play chess when you are below 500

[warm spindle]

Idiot speak pt 2.

[west reef]

that's crazy

[nimble niche]

cope cope cope cope

[winter pasture]

im like 124

[warm spindle]

Uh huh.

[west reef]

If you do not cross 500 in a day, you should quit chess honestly

[warm spindle]

Rich coming from a hardstuck 1400.

[winter pasture]

i never bother to play chess.com but in reality im like 700-800 elo

[west reef]

i played OTB for a long time

since my child hood

[warm spindle]

See i'm you.

[winter pasture]

ive played in school chess tournaments

[west reef]

But online, i joined only this year 2023

[acoustic mason]

But you're still only 1400

[grim edge]

Good morning

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Telen (ampercent)

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> siuyesyes

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Rapid: 228 (564 peak)
Blitz: 101 (371 peak)
Bullet: 217

[west reef]

yea its been maybe 5 months i played online chess and i am kinda stuck at 1400 for a week

[acoustic mason]

Since childhood

[west reef]

but i am sure i will get past this level next week

since childhood i played in board, its kinda different online

[winter pasture]

how old are u?

[bright prairie]

@warm spindle chokbar de bz

[west reef]

20

i am old

[bright prairie]

I'm 19

[winter pasture]

k

[acoustic mason]

20 isn't old

[bright prairie]

I'm young

[west reef]

kinda old for chess

[warm spindle]

:3

[winter pasture]

im 14 ._. im younger

[nimble niche]

hi younger, im dad!

[west reef]

there are 12 yo indian grandmasters man

[winter pasture]

shut tf up

[west reef]

I am freakin old for 20

[bright prairie]

Not the same life

[winter pasture]

i dont bother to play chess i just play cus why not

[nimble niche]

there was a guy who only became gm at 88

[bright prairie]

Based

[west reef]

bruh

[bright prairie]

Levi isn't a gm

[west reef]

yea

[winter pasture]

hes a gm 1

[bright prairie]

He played since childhood too

[west reef]

He plays good online, levy, but when he plays in board, he fumbles badly

its different in board bro

[bright prairie]

When he play gms*

[west reef]

and yea when he plays like 2500 gms, which is like 2900 or 3000 online, he fumbles

Over the board rating is like minus 400 your online

[warm spindle]

Actually shut up bro.

[acoustic mason]

I wouldn't call it fumbling when you're playing someone you know to be higher rated than you tbh

[west reef]

says who

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-ha-woman-gif-25360609

[nimble niche]

i think he won the title from something like the world senior championship

he was only 2300 fide at his peak

[west reef]

he had a good background in childhood, but its abt consistency

he said when he started coaching chess to beginners, it actually affected his performance

[nimble niche]

oh paoli was good enough to be a gm wasn't he?

[bright prairie]

@grim edge hi cutie

Bonglord don't bonglord me

[nimble niche]

averbakh only died last year?

wow

[bright prairie]

Gril

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/uiharu-toaru-typing-call-write-gif-25929061

[nimble niche]

and his daughter married mark taimanov too wtf

[warped vigil]

RIP Averbakh

[west reef]

damn

[warped vigil]

💀

[warm spindle]

Ansolutely disgusting.

[west reef]

that legend Taimanov ?

I play sicilian taimanov opening all the time bro

[warm spindle]

now we know to never play it

given youre 1400 and all

[west reef]

says who ... lol

top gms do play it

[warm spindle]

@west reef

sure

[west reef]

I just make mistakes after middlegame

nothing wrong with opening lmao

[warm spindle]

but youre playing it

[west reef]

banter

[warm spindle]

Or so they say...

[grim edge]

:3

[acoustic mason]

:3

[jagged cedar]

O cats

[grim edge]

Sup homies

[west reef]

sup

find mate in 4 in this position

[grim edge]

Nah

Qxf rx rxB rf1 rxr#

Very gay notation

[west reef]

ggs

[grim edge]

Hi

[visual garnet]

no

[grim edge]

congrats u have a tumour

[west reef]

does it hurt ?

if it doesn't hurt, you should still go and have a checkup

[visual garnet]

whoops, meant to tag Java chips

[west reef]

if its an early tumour, you can remove it no problem

if it is tumour . .

you shouldnt let it linger in your body for long

[visual garnet]

@grim edge

Go to the doctor

and get a full body scan

[west reef]

yea

ct scan or whatever that thing is called

if ur mom has, maybe its heredity

[pseudo prairie]

free palestine bro

[haughty mortar]

When they made slaves free instead of free ☠️

[west reef]

only israel and usa can free it rn

[pseudo prairie]

lol

[west reef]

cuz whole middle east doesn't dare to involve

[haughty mortar]

Like what do ppl expect when they protest against the war? Like they actually gon stop figting ☠️

[west reef]

cuz of usa

USA freakin has a aircraft carrier on the bay of Gaza