💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Hyperaccelerated Dragon, opening the center on my terms, & keeping a balance of attack and defend

It’s rivaling my caro kann win rate after only <30 games

[grim edge]

Lmfao that's actually good Daniel naridotsky has a whole speedrun where he plays that opening

[grim edge]

Blud my win rate is all gambits 😭

That’s the same exact video i watched

Max lange attack with 68% win rate

Evans gambit with like 70%

I need to prep some theory on it ong

That’s tuff i havent typically considered gambits cause ik my level will start playing like a 500 and somehow win

Well anyway today’s a great day so far

oh my god im such an idio

bruh. bruh moment

[harsh mortar]

bro your not an idio

dont be so hard on yourself

[grim edge]

I mean just what in the world

[grim edge]

i nearly ruined my favorite sweater 😭

[harsh mortar]

its good that you look for sacrifices, but none of them works

[grim edge]

That wasnt me i wouldnt dream of making those crappy moves

Making my opponents do crazy stuff just by playing into their opening

[grim edge]

are you going to blame the raisins again

[primal shore]

Who's ready for 1900 luky tmr

We gonna push 2k

[light cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-buddy-will-ferrell-elf-happy-gif-3073502664361430631

[primal shore]

Speed running this bish

[surreal hatch]

so true

[light cosmos]

Almost froiday people

[surreal hatch]

true

last day before finals week

[light cosmos]

On of my classmates cheated on one of her finals and got a 0

[fading spruce]

What subject is it

[surreal hatch]

dumbaa 💀

[grim edge]

get that ethics paper outta the stem fields 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fading spruce]

What the hell is that

Science doesn’t have ethics

[harsh mortar]

in grade seven a friend plagiarized a whole essay word for word even with formatting and still got a 40 percent

[surreal hatch]

only a 40?

[light cosmos]

Anyways

Gotta go to bed

[fading spruce]

And I would like it no other way

[bright prairie]

W

[mortal jacinth]

theres a difference between science and practicing science

especially medicine

medical ethics is a real thing

[fading spruce]

All of that is legal

[bright prairie]

Bong lord

The lord of bong

[fading spruce]

It is if you go to the right places

[bright prairie]

Why I'm so random at 3am

[void fjord]

Ye I think this is the issue 😂

[bright prairie]

@void fjord wow cute birds

[void fjord]

Not what you said

[bright prairie]

I missed you 😔@grim edge

[void fjord]

Thank you

[bright prairie]

I've got birds too

But not the same species

[mortal jacinth]

@cyan pond sup my favorite bucket

[void fjord]

Are yours deadly?

[bright prairie]

Wow

[mortal jacinth]

long time no see

ok

[bright prairie]

WOW

[bright prairie]

He is Majestic

[void fjord]

Dinochad

[bright prairie]

He's looking at that Reptile

Godzilla vs that bird

I hope y'all have seen that old movie

[void fjord]

I haven’t

[bright prairie]

Show me the yellow one

[void fjord]

He’s a she

[bright prairie]

That's Logical

Why putting two males together

@void fjord check dms spoderman

[void fjord]

They haven’t reproduced yet it’s sad although it would be sad if she decided to lay eggs mid air too…😢

[bright prairie]

Wut

Since when do they lay eggs mid aire?

[void fjord]

Well they don’t have a nest so those eggs are going somewhere

Imma stop talking

[bright prairie]

They won't have eggs without a nest

[void fjord]

CHESS VERY FUN GAME

[vocal viper]

merry christmas everyone

[covert cosmos]

disagree

[lament jacinth]

Hi little kids

[grim edge]

hi

[sweet pumice]

What? come again

[lament jacinth]

Fixed smh

[grim edge]

im 4-1 today should i test my luck

[warm spindle]

No

[grim edge]

thought not lol

[sweet pumice]

@fading spruce you tryna make out?

[lament jacinth]

Harry wtf 💀

[warm spindle]

@fading spruce

[grim edge]

otp?

[warm spindle]

Otb

[grim edge]

explain plz

[warm spindle]

Over the bed

[grim edge]

lol

[sweet pumice]

@fading spruce bro please respond I dont want johnson

[grim edge]

MY collection is growing!!

arena's been doing me dirty lately

[grim edge]

I got the first place one last night I was first out of 987 people in a bullet arena!

i face an 800 one match and 1400 the next

[sweet pumice]

ive been

[grim edge]

That's ok think of it like this chess.com thinks your good enough to vs a 1400

i mean i've beaten a couple but i cant seem to get my big gains from arena going again

ever since i tilted it's been a grind

[grim edge]

Whenever I do arena it's free elo for some reason I do so much better in arena than when i'm not Usually XD

I'm up 200 elo in under 24 hours mainly due to arena

ik i used to drop 50 elo like it was nothing, ig if i focus on winning instead of elo i might get back on a roll

[grim edge]

I was 12 wins 2 losses in arena bullet against multiple 1400 and many above and also below as an 860 rn bullet player I can say to you it's not about the elo it's about the mindset you got it dw believe in yourself!

[brisk ingot]

Game anyone

[weary otter]

sure

send

[dense ether]

Hi fams, good morning

[brisk ingot]

https://play.chess.com/NHUrP

[grim edge]

you're prolly right there, i may give it another go tomorrow.

[grim edge]

And remember even if you lose it doesn't mean your bad it just means it wasn't your day give it another go you got this!!

I thought like you like I would never ever win but I did it just happened you got this believe in yourself!!

[surreal hatch]

then why tf are you here 😭

[grim edge]

They might be here for the community 🙂

[covert cosmos]

why not

[weary otter]

gg. I obviously cant beat a 1300 😭

[brisk ingot]

Gg

[flat kraken]

wym 1300 dont know how to even play chess

[brisk ingot]

I'm actually Almost 1500

My peak at least. I tilted

[surreal hatch]

the dunning kruger effect hits different in chess

[flat kraken]

The drunking ruger effect?

[brisk ingot]

Game anyone?

[flat kraken]

ScrapF go challenge me if you want

[twin moon]

How so?

[grim edge]

Less intelligent peeps over value their intelligence, intelligent peeps over value others intelligence

[stable mirage]

the graph is more complicated than the standard one but yeah I agree

[brisk ingot]

I gotta save that

[twin moon]

I thought it was intellectuals in a field undervalue their intelligence (due to understanding the scope at which they have to learn something)

[flat kraken]

all this about intelligence while i don’t have any to begin with 🤡

[grim edge]

im with you😔

[grim edge]

Mmh sort of

[surreal hatch]

why do all the high rated players put super low elos in their username

[brisk ingot]

https://play.chess.com/F2y3B

[grim edge]

Because we all suck at the end of the day and we are all equals in the grave

[twin moon]

Either to sandbag or screw around as a joke

[surreal hatch]

there are two kinds of people

[flat kraken]

i dont have app the school locked it

[brisk ingot]

It's for anyone

[vocal viper]

tornado

[covert cosmos]

i needed that

[flat kraken]

is this a food review?

[grim edge]

Can't wait till I get a job so I can actually buy the premium not just the free trial!

[glossy radish]

:)

[flat kraken]

steal your grandma’s credit card she won’t notice for sure

[grim edge]

hm

[brisk ingot]

I'll take on any rating

[vocal viper]

you naughty boy

[flat kraken]

go challenge me then

[vocal viper]

santa shall give you coal

the coal:

[stable mirage]

hello v

[brisk ingot]

Didn't I just send a challenge

[glossy radish]

hi hello

[flat kraken]

challenge links don’t work since they automatically redirect me to the app which i dont have

[brisk ingot]

U said your in school

Ok sec.

[grim edge]

No that's disrespectful!

[brisk ingot]

It's ScrapF right

[flat kraken]

ya

[brisk ingot]

Ok I added

[flat kraken]

couldn’t you have just xhallenged me 💀

[vocal viper]

how do i get out of this situation

[flat kraken]

neutrino bomb

[grim edge]

humbling myself to 20 elo a day is so difficult but so worth it

[covert cosmos]

dont

[grim edge]

Umm Rip.

[stable mirage]

I swear I see like 2 of these per week on average

[void fjord]

King looks kinda sus upside down

[stable mirage]

of the exact same image*

[surreal hatch]

it's over
give up

[covert cosmos]

i think something is wrong with my duolingo

[warped vigil]

I just realized chess.com owns everything chess except Fide and Lichess.
It owns all the book publishers by now.... owns all the websites (except lichess)... sponsoring tournaments with prize funds as big as World Championship....

[grim edge]

call chuck norris

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[grim edge]

wassup

[lament jacinth]

How's life going

[grim edge]

going good i didnt have to play 13 games to gain 20 elo today so that's good wbu

[grim edge]

hi shortie patootie

[covert cosmos]

o

[lament jacinth]

RAHHHHH

[grim edge]

:3

[ivory hollow]

it is frightening that I will often not solve a puzzle, get the hint and move, and still not figure out how the resulting position is good

[grim edge]

study your principles

[ivory hollow]

are you assuming my morals

[grim edge]

im not assuming anything

[ivory hollow]

sorry

[grim edge]

no worries

Hey chat

[brisk ingot]

Genshin?

[grim edge]

[fallen valley]

Yeah, monopolization is another terror of the modern world

[warm spindle]

i heard they also own amazon and google

[warped vigil]

oh ofc. Or is it that google owns chess.com

[pallid creek]

Gurgling on my own spit rn
Making me curl my toes n shit
Bricked up

[warped vigil]

I suppose once chess.com buys lichess, fide, uscf, and the rest of the national chess associations, we will start to see ads on our chessboards

[digital phoenix]

what you know about rolling down in the deepoceansun

[grim edge]

lol

[fading spruce]

Bro what

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/eyeversed-eyeverse-brace-braced-bracedup-gif-2905747071665159882

[brisk ingot]

Game anyone

[fallen valley]

As consumers we have no choice but to consume the products provided. Sadly, it is extremely difficult for competition to exist in the sports entertainment sector

[warped vigil]

Yep.. honestly though do you think chess.com will buy fide

[digital phoenix]

football

[fallen valley]

All sports, really

[brisk ingot]

T-T

[digital phoenix]

any opinions

[warm spindle]

no

[fallen valley]

From a business perspective, I don't believe the existence of FIDE matters at all to chess.com. It's an odd government/regulatory organization with weak internal operation and no real presence

[brisk ingot]

Had to swipe left to make sure I'm in the right server

[warped vigil]

I mean it would probably be a boost to have chess.com officially able to crown a world champion

[primal shore]

There's laws preventing major monopolization internationally and nationally

[warped vigil]

but those stupid "Global Champions" are basically the same thing

[primal shore]

Its why vanguard doesn't own apple

They almost did

[warm spindle]

this would be awful

[grim edge]

1573,les go!

slow down dammit

[primal shore]

But the US government didn't like the idea of everything being owned by vanguard

[warm spindle]

hope chess.com never colonizes l*chess fr

[grim edge]

1576*

[grim edge]

Lfmaooaa

[primal shore]

Lichess is a non for profit website, I don't think it'd sell

[warm spindle]

it could

youtube was in a similar position when google bought it

[primal shore]

not to the same extent

[warm spindle]

same dynamic

[primal shore]

It's like how duckduckgo won't be bought

[grim edge]

we gonna get some games in once i hit 1200, should be on monday. when does your school let out for winter break

[primal shore]

At least not for any time when it's relevant

[warm spindle]

You don't know?

[primal shore]

Maybe in 50 years somebody will buy lichess

[warm spindle]

they've already folded/failed before, though they haven't been bought out entirely.

[grim edge]

Dec 17

i actually cant believe it i started dec with the goal

"Get to 1400 before dec ends" and now am at 1576 and still have aloy of time before dec ends

Might get 1600 or more before dec ends then be 2k in 2024

Imma skyrocket faster when my 2 chessbooks arrive

[twin moon]

Hey guys

[grim edge]

one day before my friend's bday

[primal shore]

Doesn't matter they haven't been bought and are pretty reliable, I use them for all my political research because it doesn't have bias results, unlike Google, bing, or firefox

[grim edge]

i am humbling myself to 20 elo a day

[grim edge]

Long timw no talk benny

[warm spindle]

It matters a whole lot for the entire point of duckduckgo.

[twin moon]

Mhm, and I know, 1576

[grim edge]

[fallen valley]

I'm proud of you Millie

[primal shore]

where my recognition smh

[grim edge]

i will probably catch up a bit i could prolly hit 2k in 2024 as well just barely

[twin moon]

1575 was the rating I got right before I fell for 1400 for 2 months funny enough

[primal shore]

I went from 1500 to 1850 in like 3 weeks

[grim edge]

lemme break 1500 first tho

[twin moon]

Congrats Lucy

[primal shore]

Right I'm off to bed chat

Nini

[grim edge]

I actually see this as a challenge,imma try and get to 1700 or 1650 before winter break ends

[grim edge]

Goodnight tiny person in my phone

[primal shore]

OMG RIGHT

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone <33

[fading spruce]

@twin moon Grobber?

[verbal marsh]

did everyone get rusty at bullet or smth cuz some dude hung his queen on like move 10 and im 1200 for reference

[patent pecan]

any promos or discount for chess dot com subscription this christmas?

[fallen valley]

1200 bullet is just hanging pieces at top speed

[covert cosmos]

average 1200

[twin moon]

Nah

[twin moon]

I just reached 1800 bullet on lichess yesterday

[fallen valley]

That's impressive

I can hardly hold 1850 Lichess blitz

(I'm awful at speed chess)

[twin moon]

Tbf Bullet is more brain dead lmao

[fallen valley]

I think I lose 60% of my games because of time management issues

[gritty cliff]

this game is dead af

[fallen valley]

What?

[twin moon]

And Tbf I only got to 1600 blitz today for lichess 3+0

Although I gotta say

It’s 1+0 bullet or nothing

[grim edge]

Ive been really enjoying 3+0

[fallen valley]

I play 5+0

[peak plank]

ew

[grim edge]

ive barely seen anyone play 5+0

[twin moon]

What? Is 1+0 bad for you?

[peak plank]

yes

[grim edge]

ive grown tired of 1+0

[harsh mortar]

5-0 is pretty common, the lofi girl tournament was in that tc

[grim edge]

i prefer 3+0 a lot more for some reason idk why

Hello everyone

[harsh mortar]

hi

[grim edge]

How's it going

[harsh mortar]

great honestly I am just getting off of my tilt, won three games in a row

[grim edge]

Less go

grwat

[peak plank]

Aim for the head

or the king, rather in thsi case

[warm minnow]

someone want to play?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> m1ng3n

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1873 (peak)
Blitz: 1441 (1624 peak)
Bullet: 1287 (1321 peak)

[brisk ingot]

https://play.chess.com/19tj5

[void fjord]

I love lofi music but what’s that?

[patent pecan]

carlsen will say he lost because of lofi girl playing music

[void fjord]

Aho?

[harsh mortar]

https://www.chess.com/news/view/lofi-girl-unveils-new-playlist-for-the-2023-champions-chess-tour-finals

[void fjord]

Ooo! Nice

Thanks

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/7KEbX somone join

10|0 unrated

[brisk ingot]

Game anyone

[torpid lintel]

Wait I will join wait for 1 min so my game will end :)

[peak plank]

nah ig somone already joined

[stable mirage]

ew

[torpid lintel]

Okay

My game was already over but opponent was losing so he not moving

It just ended 😅

By timeout

[clever sky]

guys should i risk it

for 1600 or wait until tmrw

[grim edge]

risk

[peak plank]

what timezonr

[grim edge]

for extra sigma points

[peak plank]

hmm

[clever sky]

est

[peak plank]

its way too fking late, go get a good rest

[clever sky]

yes sir

[grim edge]

what time

[clever sky]

11:38

[peak plank]

11:38

[grim edge]

thats not that late

[peak plank]

late enough that ur brain is tired

[grim edge]

keep grinding for 5 more hours

[clever sky]

yeah

[grim edge]

school tmrw?

[clever sky]

yeah

[grim edge]

then yeah sleep soon

[clever sky]

goodnight

[grim edge]

good night

[grim edge]

so fanum tax fr

https://play.chess.com/Ba6z6

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-roblox-gif-2710788926599196923

anyone wanna play bullet? (rated)

https://play.chess.com/NmCYv

[subtle cloak]

Fr fr

[warm spindle]

@grim edge

https://tenor.com/view/my-dress-up-darling-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-sono-bisque-doll-marin-kitagawa-kitagawa-marin-gif-24619880

[minor owl]

Hi gus

Wuzzup

[warm spindle]

@minor owl bullet rn

[minor owl]

Wtf

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/monogatari-series-mayoi-hachikuji-dancing-anime-girl-gif-24432810

[grim edge]

New Bullet Peak!!

[minor owl]

Bro I just woke up 😭

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/3gatsu-no-lion-crying-sangatsu-no-lion-anime-hate-gif-14276016

[grim edge]

Hello!

[minor owl]

I'll lose I am bad at bullet

[minor owl]

Hemlo

[warm spindle]

iim jewish and 123 in bullet

[grim edge]

Rn I'm 868 in Bullet it's my new peak!

[grim edge]

How are you?

[minor owl]

💀

[subtle cloak]

No

Aren't Jewish people smart

[minor owl]

Seen better days

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bnk48-june-bnk48-were-almost-there-funny-filter-firing-lasers-gif-16625242

[grim edge]

All sterotypes are bad even ones that are presumably positive!

[grim edge]

Well I hope your day cheers up atleast it's not the worst!

[minor owl]

It's not stereotype if it's true 👏💯

[brittle coral]

What is these cringy gifs where are the mods

[warm spindle]

gypsies...

[brittle coral]

Don't do that again

[subtle cloak]

Not really a stereotype because I heard many Nobel prize winners are Jewish even though with a much smaller population percentage 🤓🤓🤓

[grim edge]

It still is a sterotype as saying "Aren't jewish people smart" like that encurs that all jewish people are intelligent which isn't the case on average there smart!

[brittle coral]

Fr fr

[minor owl]

I ain't readin allat😴💤

[grim edge]

Not saying on average might put people down who are jewish and aren't "smart"

[warm spindle]

sometimes i be feeling jewish

youw ouldnt get it tho

[grim edge]

Hence it being called a stereotype.

[minor owl]

But it's a good stereotype

[subtle cloak]

It's not really a stereotype tho

[grim edge]

hello!!!!

[grim edge]

A "Good" Steorotype is still harmful you should do research on it!

[grim edge]

yes

[minor owl]

Bro I am jokin around chill

[grim edge]

Oh ok my bad.

[warm spindle]

ya thas right u bad

[subtle cloak]

No anime

[subtle cloak]

Fr fr

[minor owl]

Only skibidi rizZ

[grim edge]

be quiet for several years

[minor owl]

In Ohio that is

[warm spindle]

tru

[subtle cloak]

Uhm

[grim edge]

🗿

[warm spindle]

say what now

[minor owl]

Omw

[grim edge]

I have screenshot 🗿

[subtle cloak]

I replied to it and now there's proof 🤓🤓

[warm spindle]

nice rizz

[subtle cloak]

Vaso got muted for it

[grim edge]

thanks

[minor owl]

O that 800

[subtle cloak]

But I'm not a snitch 😔

[minor owl]

Damn

[grim edge]

😭🙏

[subtle cloak]

I would've snitched but I'm way too cool to snitch

[minor owl]

But I am a snitch so ur done 💯

[grim edge]

[minor owl]

Me asf

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

That shit goofy asf

[minor owl]

Goofy aah

[grim edge]

ok

[grim edge]

🗿

[subtle cloak]

Ik 😼

[minor owl]

"Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler You are so skibidi you are so fanum tax I just wanna be ur sigma ♥️" (Meant to reply to mong us meme)

[subtle cloak]

Everyone will be ready to ping the mods one time I slip up 😔

[fallen valley]

Real af

[grim edge]

"last Christmas I gave you my gyatt..."

[minor owl]

Then u got fanum taxed next day idk exact lyrics

[mighty stone]

"and on the very next day you gyatt it away!"

[minor owl]

No

[grim edge]

Cool frog

[warm spindle]

and they rizzin they rizzin they rizzin they rizzin they rizzin they rizzin on me

ay

if you from ohio do not call me zesty

[minor owl]

I be rizzing all over everything

[warm spindle]

who's that

[minor owl]

My rizz is all over everything

[warm spindle]

i am chokbar de bz

[minor owl]

Drake

[grim edge]

can we talk abt chess

[minor owl]

Wuts ur name mean

[minor owl]

#💬〡chess-talk

[warm spindle]

whats tha

[grim edge]

London system is best opening

[minor owl]

Dude stop it

[warm spindle]

im trying to pull away from chess

[grim edge]

🗿

[warm spindle]

i am too good @ it

[grim edge]

understandable

[sage light]

this chat is so brainrot

[minor owl]

Ugh it's so Cold I don't wanna go out

[grim edge]

Then dont go

[warm spindle]

ok 600

[minor owl]

Out of my bed

[grim edge]

ok <500

[minor owl]

U aren't sigma u won't gyatt it

[sage light]

ur brain is cooked

[warm spindle]

she say do u rizz me i tell her only fanum i only love my rizzler and my gyatty im sorry

[grim edge]

Fr wyd

[minor owl]

I cooked 👨‍🍳🍲

[sage light]

microplastics and radiation have infected u

[warm spindle]

u would still lose to m,e

[minor owl]

This is so true

[grim edge]

How

[warm spindle]

Because you suck.

[minor owl]

Damn

[grim edge]

u suck

[warm spindle]

Run it

[grim edge]

<500 mf

[warm spindle]

5 min blitz

[grim edge]

blitz?

[minor owl]

Damn

[warm spindle]

right now

[grim edge]

3+2

[warm spindle]

no increment

[minor owl]

Who ever wins gets rizzed by me

[warm spindle]

3 min

[minor owl]

In Ohio

[grim edge]

No 3+2 is best

[warm spindle]

No increment. Crutch.

[minor owl]

Just play rapid like normal human bejng

[grim edge]

Rapid too long

[minor owl]

Bullet players require medical attention

[grim edge]

@warm spindle https://play.chess.com/8qP6Y

5 mins unrated

[warm spindle]

why not 3

ok

[minor owl]

Just do it bro

[silk stag]

Hi liya

[warm spindle]

Ok buddy

[minor owl]

U won?

[minor owl]

Not here

[minor owl]

What happened bout ur frens fresn who u were into

[dark ravine]

Could someone play me, maybe give advice on where I'm weak?

[minor owl]

#💬〡chess-talk

@grim edge u won or no

@warm spindle wut happened

[minor owl]

Just tell me

[grim edge]

Mf lied abt his rtgs

weeee

[grim edge]

0-0-2 🗿

[warm spindle]

i didnt lie i just think ur bellow 100 rating

[minor owl]

So u won

[warm spindle]

You're a genius

[grim edge]

[minor owl]

Thx

[grim edge]

win-draw-lose

[minor owl]

O

[warm spindle]

WDL

14 reasons why

[minor owl]

So who won

[grim edge]

dude

[minor owl]

Just tell me a goddamned name

[grim edge]

you should sleep

[minor owl]

U idiot

[grim edge]

partimonster

he won

[minor owl]

Wow no wonder

[warm spindle]

stop saying that

say chokbar de bz

[grim edge]

Chokar de bz

[minor owl]

Partimonster

[warm spindle]

replace partimonster with "chokbar de bz" please

[grim edge]

partimobyser better

[warm spindle]

thats why you'll never be good at chess

[minor owl]

Partimonster >>

[minor owl]

U wna go?

[grim edge]

Alr wahts ur rtgs

[warm spindle]

at least 100

[minor owl]

U idiot sandwich

[warm spindle]

maybe maybe not

[minor owl]

I am below 2000

[warm spindle]

deep

[minor owl]

Huh

[minor owl]

You are a donut 🍩

[warm spindle]

i am a torus shapped treat indeed

filled with sugar and sweetness

[minor owl]

🐖

[warm spindle]

fluffy through and through

[minor owl]

Diabetes causing piece of shit

[warm spindle]

Do you understand what you're calling me? weirdo...

B-baka...

[minor owl]

1000 calories per bite

[warm spindle]

ok if we play can we play bullet

[minor owl]

I was calling u it in ramsay language

[warm spindle]

can you play bullet

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ゔぃちゃん-비챤-viichan-이세돌-이세계아이돌-gif-26526422

[minor owl]

I'll most likely lose i am rapid player

[warm spindle]

ill play rapid tomnorrow then

or after i finish my essay :

[minor owl]

Bro is procrastinating

[minor owl]

Ogay ba bye

[warm spindle]

edging my due dates

as per usual

[minor owl]

💯🤙

[charred marsh]

lichess

[solid cairn]

my back hurty hurty

ive been playing terraria for the last 9 hours

[fallen valley]

Jeez bro

I can't make too much fun of you, I had a gaming session with a friend recently

Played the Forest and Battlefield 1

[minor owl]

If u hadnt mentioned ur gaming session no one would have known and u could have made fun of him

🐖

[solid cairn]

damn

[fallen valley]

Battlefield 1 is the best multiplayer experience ever

[warm spindle]

Back in the day

Back in my day battlefield 4 was primetime gaming

[pallid plinth]

this checkmate just makes me bust

[wise arch]

[subtle cloak]

Dropped a bomb harder than Oppenheimer twice

[dark ravine]

I remember when Quake III Arena was top level

[rocky vale]

What the heck

[wintry scarab]

I have seen this video now I m watching second time

[fallen valley]

I'm gonna swing on this lil dude if I get the chance

[novel moat]

[rocky vale]

@novel moat

[fallen valley]

Bro will NOT be ready for the one two

[rocky vale]

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

Hey chat

[glossy kayak]

hi

[wooden lintel]

Hi

[glossy kayak]

what;s your elo?

[grim edge]

My ?

[glossy kayak]

ye

[torpid zinc]

yoo

[wooden lintel]

Yo yo

[grim edge]

1459 I think

[torpid zinc]

i learned a newww white opening from my friend

😍😍

[grim edge]

great opening name?

[wooden lintel]

Bird's :trollface:

[minor owl]

Repost

[rocky vale]

Gigachad

[grim edge]

[glossy kayak]

rapid

[wooden lintel]

I think it's cool, but you gotta know the theory

[grim edge]

Mhm 1459 I think

[rocky vale]

I studied the bird theory for hours

[grim edge]

🥶

[wooden lintel]

Same but C5

[minor owl]

Burd

[subtle cloak]

Suffering is eternal

[wooden lintel]

c5*

[rugged wave]

how do i get image perm

[subtle cloak]

Dropped it harder than Oppenheimer 🗣️🔥🔥

[glossy kayak]

ok 231 for me

[grim edge]

Do /connect

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[stable jungle]

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[rugged wave]

[torpid zinc]

i think its the halloween gambit lemme check

[grim edge]

wahts with that emoji

[grim edge]

🗿

[subtle cloak]

Botez gambit

[rugged wave]

wait 1 week? wtf

that’s fking cringe

[verbal river]

sup fellas

[twin moon]

You rang?

[grim edge]

e4 e5 Nc3 Nf6 Qh4

[grim edge]

ok

[wooden lintel]

1050, still a beginner

[rugged wave]

dawg what

[wooden lintel]

1000> games

[twin moon]

1810 rn 1950 peak, using the bird

[grim edge]

wait my notations ain't that good

[rugged wave]

i think you mean qh5

[grim edge]

Hi ben

[grim edge]

Same thing 🗿 😭

[twin moon]

Hey Mashu

[grim edge]

Whats ur rtgs?

[torpid zinc]

i can send u a link to the game if u want

[ivory hollow]

good night chat

[wooden lintel]

Don't take it personaly, I was joking

[grim edge]

Yea sure

[rugged wave]

??

[remote fractal]

i just got maam'd is this a W chat

[torpid zinc]

sent

[wooden lintel]

I've faced only 2 Bird players on Chesscom

[torpid zinc]

its lichess

[grim edge]

Good night

[grim edge]

Wahts ur ratings

[minor owl]

I have met none

[grim edge]

@rocky vale

[wooden lintel]

Lichess is more practical than Chess com imo

[rugged wave]

122

[torpid zinc]

yea the studys r lowk better

[grim edge]

🔥noice

[torpid zinc]

imo ofc

[grim edge]

Yea

[wooden lintel]

I love 1. e4 c5

[wooden lintel]

Lol

[minor owl]

U like it love is a strong word

[wooden lintel]

I want it to be my main

[minor owl]

If someone came to u knife on throat and told u either u not play that opening or die u would choose to not play it

[torpid zinc]

lichess says i blundered three times in the opening

[solid cairn]

I made a funny video it's on my yt channel

[minor owl]

Hence u dont love it

[solid cairn]

It's a short terraria skit

It's not offending at all

[wooden lintel]

Bro took the word literally

[twin moon]

Nah it’s cool lmao

[minor owl]

Mb dawg,

[grim edge]

Should I risk a rated using bird opening?

[wooden lintel]

Dw

[twin moon]

I’m sad though, all the times I try to add an idea to the bird, the engine disapproves

[twin moon]

Hmm I mean do you know the general ideas?

[solid cairn]

Mashu

[grim edge]

My avg rapid game

[grim edge]

I forgot everything I learned 3 week ago

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

Yes?

[twin moon]

Then if you wanna use it, just look over it rq

[solid cairn]

I need you to watch the video I posted on my yt channel

[wooden lintel]

I made a Greek Gift sac and Chesscom said it was a Blunder

[grim edge]

Kk actually I'll play tomorrow it's 1 am

[grim edge]

🥶🗿🗿

[solid cairn]

[grim edge]

Uhm sure sent me the link

[twin moon]

Fair, 12 here

[solid cairn]

Ok

[light cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-world-championship-reaction-reply-gif-3829196940247439952

[solid cairn]

So mashu

[light cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-chess-speaks-for-itself-gif-26768859

[grim edge]

Hm

[solid cairn]

Did u watch it

[solid cairn]

He's heading to the bathroom

[light cosmos]

Nice

[grim edge]

Ye

[solid cairn]

You don't get it do u

[light cosmos]

I do

Because of the the cheating scandal

[solid cairn]

Terraria my favorite game ong

[grim edge]

Right...

[light cosmos]

Then nieman sued mangus for 50 million

[grim edge]

Lol

Then hikaru get accused of hacking

[light cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/anish-giri-laugh-chuckle-funny-chess-gif-23995671

[lucid zenith]

who wona be my chess buddy

[grim edge]

Night night chat hope you all have a wonderful day (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

[solid cairn]

What isn't it funny me and my friend made the skit

[light cosmos]

What’s your Elo

[grim edge]

ew chess

[light cosmos]

ew calliope

[rugged wave]

chess is ass

[lucid zenith]

its normal

[light cosmos]

Nice

[grim edge]

Bro about to say 2k

[lucid zenith]

and ur still here 😍

[lucid zenith]

nahhh

[light cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-mentalwards-s4nri0-gif-18770878

[lucid zenith]

its like around 700

[minor owl]

Gei

Me and who

[grim edge]

700k?!? Dang u are better than magnus?!?

[grim edge]

Damnnn u are better than stockfish?!?

[lucid zenith]

yayaya

[solid cairn]

Your mom's chess is so big juicy and thick

[solid cairn]

Do u know how to mate with 2 bishops

[light cosmos]

GUYS

I FOUND THE BEST CHESS BOARD

Hear me out

[solid cairn]

No

[lucid zenith]

its kida ugly

[light cosmos]

Yes

[solid cairn]

Go to hell

[light cosmos]

Fa q

[twin moon]

Way ahead of you, or more like way under you

[light cosmos]

Guys come on it’s Lego’s you play with while playing chess it doesn’t get better from that

(On a chess board)

[solid cairn]

Heheha, hey Ben do u like this cool edit I made

[light cosmos]

Cool beans

[solid cairn]

I played the move

In a blitz game

[agile iron]

Hi

[light cosmos]

Sup

[agile iron]

Im in class

[solid cairn]

Who here is below 1000

[agile iron]

Net me

[solid cairn]

Seriously I have a good piece or advice for people below 1000

[agile iron]

Ur 1150

Im 1650

[solid cairn]

And

I still have some good advice

[agile iron]

Talk to me like im 600

[solid cairn]

Wait how do you know my exact eli?

[agile iron]

Magic boi

[solid cairn]

Mf I'm not talking to you

@light cosmos

@light cosmos

[agile iron]

[solid cairn]

I'm to tired

[empty wave]

Is sicilian good for my current elo

[solid cairn]

Can I give u a good piece of advice

[empty wave]

go

[solid cairn]

At your elo, take a queen for a rook and a bishop + knight or vice versa, because at your level, most players will blunder forks that lose the gamd

So if you have a opportunity to win a queen for 2 rooks take the chance

Because players below 1000 suck

They will blunder forks

[empty wave]

huh

[solid cairn]

Queen is powerful,

[grim edge]

Les go 1582 just 18 more....

[empty wave]

watafak I thought u gonna give sicilian tips cu

[solid cairn]

Ok, I have one

[empty wave]

do u have any idea about your pfp

[solid cairn]

Stop playing the Sicilian unless you don't want your dad to get milk

[grim edge]

Wym?

[empty wave]

yez

[grim edge]

Oh

[empty wave]

ong

[grim edge]

This anime feels like a fever dream

[solid cairn]

MULLIE

[grim edge]

But anyways this is a chsss server,lets talk about chess

[empty wave]

It is

[solid cairn]

MILLIE

[grim edge]

Btw good luck reaching 1600

[rugged wave]

sicilian is good for any elo

[grim edge]

Hi pookiee❤️

[solid cairn]

MILLIE YOU GOTTA WATCH MY NEW YT VID

[grim edge]

Ok ok sure

[grim edge]

I will

[solid cairn]

I don't know how to react, a. Same energy or b show disgust and hatred for you

[grim edge]

^^

[grim edge]

Both

[solid cairn]

I

My brain isn't braining

[grim edge]

Peel ypur brain out like italian spaghetti

DO IT

[solid cairn]

I break my spaghetti in half to make Italians mad because one time when my aunt was on a trip in Italy, a scammer there stole her phone so now I curse the whole country by breaking my spaghetti before cooking it

[grim edge]

You monster.

[solid cairn]

Ik I'm so evil

Yo what💀

[grim edge]

Excuse me?

[solid cairn]

That's kinda weird bro

[grim edge]

Disgusting much

[solid cairn]

@grim edge call mods??

[grim edge]

Yep

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/little-big-planet-what-da-hell-little-big-planet-what-ayo-what-gif-13768843195184919620

[digital phoenix]

if it was tilt ud let him get away wouldnt u

[solid cairn]

Ok <@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

Nah not really...his a 19 yesr old guy with a gf

[solid cairn]

I bet she would heheheha

[solid cairn]

Yea💀💀

[grim edge]

Yall starting to forget am human too fr fr

[digital phoenix]

yet he has his share of nsfw here

[solid cairn]

If you are human ur Def the bottom of the barel

[grim edge]

Thx vsmack:D

[solid cairn]

Anita's here

[grim edge]

Didnt witness it,didnt point it towards medont really got a problem

[strange skiff]

[solid cairn]

Hello

[strange skiff]

sup

[grim edge]

Seeing mods typing or even admin feels like a disturbance in the wind

[strange skiff]

chill out

[grim edge]

Its like feeling a gust of wind and suddenly feeling something is coming..

[strange skiff]

yall very dramatic

[fallen valley]

I exist in your dreams

[grim edge]

Hehe

[solid cairn]

Yeah I can relate to that feeling, especially if it'd a admin

[strange skiff]

lol

[grim edge]

YAY MY FAV MOD IS HERE

DEEP AM 1582 NOW

[solid cairn]

Same here

[fallen valley]

[warm spindle]

90 dollars of destiny 2 dlc free rn on epic

[solid cairn]

Both my fav mod and admin are here

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/idk-about-that-ok-what-gif-21507510

[fallen valley]

I told you I was proud of you earlier

[strange skiff]

ocean op fr fr

[fallen valley]

Love that clip

[solid cairn]

[grim edge]

For some reason i feel like bast and deep are the kind of brothers who are total opposites

[fallen valley]

"She didn't wanna catch this smoke"

[grim edge]

I just dont know why....

[strange skiff]

anyway be chill, kiddos. take care. byebye

[grim edge]

Thx for the moderation anitta

[fallen valley]

Because he's French and I'm human

[strange skiff]

OCEANSNSMSNKSJS

[grim edge]

Welp thats one way of putting it😭

[strange skiff]

We love u bastman oui oui

[fallen valley]

Bastman bestman

[solid cairn]

If I was a admin like Anita I would stalk chat and type a message every so often but not send that message so all the members get freaked out

So it just looks like the admin was typing for a second

[gritty cliff]

bro you know it stop trying to hide your thoughts

[grim edge]

hi anitta

:wnmtitle: when

oh wait im late asf

Morning

[light cosmos]

Yes

[stable mirage]

🥖

[light cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/karma-fırıncı-gif-3620333979843647474

[grim edge]

OOGA BOOGA 10 MORE ELO FOR 1600

[digital phoenix]

lose

[grim edge]

Please no.

[digital phoenix]

lose 50 elo

[grim edge]

Stop chanting a curse on me

[stable mirage]

u got this ez

[digital phoenix]

lose 100 elo

[simple patio]

Is site down?

[stable mirage]

just use lichess

[grim edge]

my opponent has been flagged for like 5 minutes, what should I do?

[simple patio]

Yea I just didn't know

[light cosmos]

Idk

[grim edge]

☠️

[dense ether]

Hi fams, good afternoon

[livid seal]

i can't find any opponent

[livid seal]

if is down i think

[grim edge]

It’s 7:02am

[grim edge]

i love stardew valley

[dense ether]

Good morning

[grim edge]

Ty

[stable mirage]

saome

[haughty ibex]

Anyone's app not working?

[mild siren]

The chess on my phone isn't working like I was in a middle of a game and it stopped working

[rotund sapphire]

been trying to 1v1 someone for 10 mins now

[haughty ibex]

Same lol

[trail mountain]

Yeah was in the middle of a game, it disappeared. Now can't start new games

[haughty ibex]

Seems like the server is down

[stable mirage]

lichess.org

[mild siren]

Another chess site?

[livid seal]

why’d it down so often

[fallen valley]

I play there anyways

[warm spindle]

yo?

[wooden lintel]

Nice

[trail mountain]

thats chess

[sharp kite]

Why isn't chess working

[minor owl]

hi gus

[minor owl]

buy new pc

[sharp kite]

Why isn't chess working

[fallen valley]

Chess com is down

[minor owl]

buy new pc

[coral hatch]

Hello nerds. It's so cold today.

Why do I keep losing at chess?

[normal hatch]

Lack in skill

[grim edge]

You’re worse than your opponents

[viral epoch]

Okay Papi

[grim edge]

hi

[grim edge]

ure abhorrably trash

[teal jungle]

I actually have no idea what openings I want to play

I think ive over thought it too much and cant choose now

[heady trellis]

Vienna

[teal jungle]

e4 stuff isnt something im considering cuz I want to have something consistent with white

not necessarily solid just consistent

something like jobava, reti, kia stuff im considering

[grim edge]

A masterpiece i made in this server

[indigo viper]

just found a fake magnus carlsen account bro

[grim edge]

I found a cagnus marlson account

[indigo viper]

Cagnus Marlsen 🔥 🗣️

[trail prism]

Greetings gentlemen

[grim edge]

greetings

[grim edge]

ahh yes the funniest opening ever

intercontinential ballistic missile

[pallid plinth]

Server dead

[main copper]

HELLOOOOOOO

dead chat

😔

[pallid plinth]

Fr

[finite jasper]

is there a reason why Bc4+ is better than Bg6+? or is engine just doing engine things?

[main copper]

I see your point

must be a weak engine

[grim edge]

OH SHIT WTF i accidentally went to chess talk

[main copper]

why would you wanna activate a missplaced knight anyways?

[keen parrot]

i think they are both good, probably just a minimal difference

[main copper]

Land of suffering

[keen parrot]

scary

[finite jasper]

nah even decently strong engine recommends Bc4 slightly

[grim edge]

the cockiness is unparalleled

[main copper]

why activate a missplaced knight?

[grim edge]

I think both of them r best moves

[finite jasper]

yeah i was just wondering why it's slightly prefered lol

[grim edge]

rename chess talk to chess talk 🤓

[keen parrot]

Bc4 Nxc4 Qxd8 comes with tempo cause the bishop hangs and you might win the c7 pawn

[main copper]

ohhhh

[grim edge]

did zax beat u or did u beat zax

[keen parrot]

i beat zax but zax beat me too 😏

[main copper]

i lost but hes 2k chess.com and im 2k lichess soooooooooo

i can make excuses hehe

[grim edge]

so do u have to make a cc acc

[grim edge]

likewise... wait wait wait

[main copper]

slay queen

[warm spindle]

hey siri call the police

[grim edge]

4-2 his ass now hes scared to rematch (real def not copium because i tilt)

[lone zenith]

ples up it 🥺

[keen parrot]

🤨

[main copper]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm i dont wanna but ill do it this week 😭 (maybe)

[lone zenith]

because you called me a nerd 😭 😭

[grim edge]

NO THATS DIFFERENT

[keen parrot]

mhm sure...

[grim edge]

3 more elo for 1600 OOGA BOOGA

[main copper]

RIP zax fans 2023-2023

[grim edge]

Real

[keen parrot]

go win

[grim edge]

no cuz u see its different

[main copper]

i believe in you

🐤

[lone zenith]

I dont (now go and prove me wrong )

[silent quest]

[grim edge]

good luckk!!!

damn this chat died

anyone wanna emmigrate over to the shadow realm of chess talk

[finite jasper]

:deadge:

[grim edge]

:ripge:

[main copper]

im not dead

maybe