💬〡general-off-topic

[covert carbon]

lol

[grim edge]

chat plz explain how is this a brilliant

[thin kayak]

cant

[grim edge]

bro played damiano defense

[severe oxide]

i can

after pawn takes you have qh5+

which either you block

with pawn and lose a rook

or u push ur king up and allow a massive attack on ur king and give up castling rights

same concept as the fried liver

[grim edge]

Hmm ok

[stable mirage]

should play 3…Qe7

[static ridge]

im hard stuck

[marsh dragon]

nope wtf is ur background

[silent phoenix]

Hello i just joined
😊

[peak plank]

fact check everything pls to make sure you do it right

[peak plank]

okay nvm I quit

[torpid lintel]

Knight sac and brilliant are sac haha

Bye all

[grim edge]

Lol

[rigid geyser]

Because that's what you did to me :(

[grim edge]

I've never seen u in my life

[rigid geyser]

😔

Bro made so many people lose elo he already forgot

[grim edge]

;-; bro I've never seen u before

[rigid geyser]

[solid cairn]

Guys

@peak plank yk my friend Cameron right? Well we played 2 games I won the first one and drew the second one,

Please review my game @peak plank

[grim edge]

sent me the game I'll review for u

[rigid geyser]

Don't

He'll edit the review and make it look like you got 10 blunders

Speaking from experience

He will also make it say you got 5 brilliants and summon Stark

[grim edge]

bro what

[rigid geyser]

[grim edge]

why do u have beef with me what did I do ;-;

[rigid geyser]

You made me lose 1 elo yesterday wym

[grim edge]

I'm not even ner ur level

near*

[rigid geyser]

Yea you bully lower rated players

[grim edge]

I don't ;-;

[rigid geyser]

:(

Yes you do

3 people quit because of you

[grim edge]

I didn't even play yesterday because I had a panic attack

[rigid geyser]

Skill issue

[grim edge]

bro ho ;-;

u r mixing me up ith someone else

[rigid geyser]

Oh you're right

Mb

[grim edge]

;-;

[olive crane]

qh5 king can only move up
then takes the pawn on e5 and win rook

i think

[rigid geyser]

Damn rixie

[grim edge]

Ye

[grim edge]

U made me feel bad for smth I didn't do ;-;

[rigid geyser]

[flint fox]

hi

[rigid geyser]

Sorry

[rigid geyser]

[flint fox]

A car

[grim edge]

it's alr but don't do that again ;-;

[rigid geyser]

Okay

[peak plank]

bad person

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[peak plank]

yes

[glossy kayak]

cool

[flint fox]

Pixel fr turned into a gm??

[peak plank]

because cant explain brilliant

[flint fox]

How do i search for a certain text message

[covert carbon]

chess is big difficult

[peak plank]

im not even gonna comment on this

[marsh dragon]

[olive crane]

just search it

top right corner

[marsh dragon]

This is the future generation btw

[flint fox]

Wait i got the just joined tag??

[olive crane]

ok granpa 😭

[subtle cloak]

Discord newbie 🥱🥱

[covert carbon]

you are both trusted and just joined??

[rigid geyser]

Skill issue

[olive crane]

member since 2021

[covert carbon]

why did it reply to the wrong message

aagh

[rigid geyser]

Member since 2021 and not knowing search is crazy

[subtle cloak]

Im member since 2018 😼

[marsh dragon]

ur so him bro

[last verge]

crossing 2100 bullet is ez

[severe oxide]

i have all of them

[covert carbon]

i've been on discord but i lost my old account so i had to make this one

[flint fox]

Me tryna divert ur attention bc i hung the queen for the 5th time

[normal hatch]

Discord veteran

[marsh dragon]

my alt is since 17

[solid cairn]

Ok so, of fxe5 then white plays Qh5+ and now black is forced to play Ke7 or he will lose the rook due to a fork, now after ke7 white plays Qxe5+ which forces kf7, then white activates his bishop with Bc4+ and after Kg6 white plays Qf5+ which forces black to play Kh6 which then we play the beautiful move D4 discovered check on the black king, black has to block with the pawn that is g5 which we respond to with f4 and then u just hunt the king

[marsh dragon]

early discord was peak

[subtle cloak]

Why is your alt older than the main lol

[marsh dragon]

this is also an alt lol

[flint fox]

Lemme take a shi

Brb

[rigid geyser]

[normal hatch]

Just say its the damiano, and damiano is bad

[grim edge]

O-O

[solid cairn]

No

[solid cairn]

O-O-O is better

[flint fox]

O-O-O-O

[solid cairn]

Die

[rigid geyser]

Long long castle!?

[grim edge]

O-O-O-O-O is better

[solid cairn]

Ur mom is better

[grim edge]

ur blood line is better ;)

[grim edge]

ahahhahaha

[solid cairn]

Wait so you support slavery?

[marsh dragon]

wtf is a acoustic meatus bro

[rigid geyser]

Eat it

[solid cairn]

Yo💀

[grim edge]

wait what!!

[rigid geyser]

[solid cairn]

MY ANCESTORS WERE SLAVE OWNERS AND YOU SAID THEY WERE BETTER YOU SLAVERY SUPPIRT3R

[solid cairn]

MODS!!1!1

[marsh dragon]

yea shes cooked

[grim edge]

what is wrong with america bro...

[solid cairn]

Fr

[grim edge]

Why do you even have slave ;-;

[solid cairn]

Ok anti blm person

[marsh dragon]

ight shut up

[flint fox]

I'm half clothen't rn

[solid cairn]

I don't have it my ancestors do

[grim edge]

American are weird

[mystic stream]

Acoustic

[solid cairn]

And what are you, british?

[marsh dragon]

f psych

[grim edge]

No?

[subtle cloak]

Wtf?

[solid cairn]

What are you

[grim edge]

that what I'm saying

[mystic stream]

Canadian…

[grim edge]

nope

keep guessing

[mystic stream]

There no wat ur mexican

[grim edge]

nope

[subtle cloak]

Uncultured Americans smh

[grim edge]

nope

[flint fox]

||hah, you clicked||

[solid cairn]

What are you I have at least a dozen stereotypes for every culture and nationality

[mystic stream]

Bruh it says ur in north america

[grim edge]

keep guessing :)

[grim edge]

I live In America but not American

[solid cairn]

Ur American you hypocrite no wonder why you support slavery

[marsh dragon]

5 iq chat

[subtle cloak]

Brits are better than Americans lol

[grim edge]

real!!!

[flint fox]

Wtf is happening

[mystic stream]

If u live in america then ur american duh

[grim edge]

not really...

[mystic stream]

Yes

Ur ethinicity isnt american but ur still american if u migrated

[cosmic lily]

If you Born in America you american

[grim edge]

I'm a citizen not a real american

[subtle cloak]

OMG I just moved to the uae few months back I guess I'm an Arab Muslim now!

[mystic stream]

Unless ur here for like college

[normal hatch]

🦅

[grim edge]

nah

[flint fox]

Whar???

[solid cairn]

The UK is full of goblins you guys call French fries chips and chips crisps, your average meal is a plate of French fries with a jumbo sausage and you squirt the ketchup onto it not on the side so come back to me when your society is normal

[marsh dragon]

2nd place broooo

[frozen jolt]

I FINALLY DID IT

https://www.chess.com/game/live/96271399833

[worn ice]

Rasanod (808) vs. OmgIzBliss (845)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. O-O b6 5. Re1 Bb7 6. Bb3 d5 7. exd5 Bxd5 8. c3 Bxb3 9. Qxb3 Bd6 10. d4 O-O 11. dxc5 Bxc5 12. Be3 Bxe3 13. Rxe3 Ng4 14. Re1 h5 15. Nbd2 Qc8 16. Rad1 Qc5 17. Qc2 Qxf2+ 18. Kh1 Qg1+ 19. Rxg1 Nf2# 

[olive crane]

____american citizen fill the dash

[subtle cloak]

Atleast our society has cheaper healthcare and better schools 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[frozen jolt]

SMOTHERED MATE

[flint fox]

Yall squirt it onto the thing??

[grim edge]

not a "real american"

[flint fox]

I thought u js put it at the side

[frozen jolt]

Woah a gay furry

[solid cairn]

True, but still I'd never ever want to eat fries long way into my mouth

[mystic stream]

Judging by ur pfp ur probably asian then

[frozen jolt]

Insane

[solid cairn]

no mf we normal people put the ketchup on the side

[cosmic lily]

Americans forgetting they broke their leg when someone threatens to call an ambulance:

[subtle cloak]

We are actually more cultured than you tho smh

[marsh dragon]

this is not the e6 sicilian

[solid cairn]

Wild stereotype💀

[normal hatch]

Walk it off

[mystic stream]

[solid cairn]

At least we have a queen

[cosmic lily]

dam

[flint fox]

U dont have the rooks

[frozen jolt]

NAH THATS CRAZY

[cosmic lily]

Jit tripin

[subtle cloak]

Where are your uhm

[mystic stream]

Buggin

[solid cairn]

Ik, I helped with that

[solid cairn]

*you're

[mystic stream]

Ayo what

[subtle cloak]

Nah I did 🔥

[solid cairn]

Nu uh

[normal hatch]

Vsmack did 9/11

[wise arch]

yeah huh

[grim edge]

bruh what

[solid cairn]

You think I'd trade 2 rooks for a queen? I'd trade it with 2977 pawns

[grim edge]

u stupid fr bruh

[marsh dragon]

-4 iq chat

[solid cairn]

Nu uh

[subtle cloak]

Im 50% arab 🔥🔥

[mystic stream]

Cool

[flint fox]

how tf

[solid cairn]

don't let the feds find out

[subtle cloak]

I don't live in 'merica so I'll be fine

[marsh dragon]

no iq

[flint fox]

me when what

[mystic stream]

U call it ‘merica?

[solid cairn]

Judging from the way you typed out America as it would be said by a southerner, I can tell.

[marsh dragon]

this is not how america works bro💀

[subtle cloak]

It tastes terrible don't buy

[normal hatch]

Murica!🛢️🦅

[subtle cloak]

Its mixture is rigged

[solid cairn]

I know how America works

[solid cairn]

Don't forget whips

[mystic stream]

High tax?

[cosmic lily]

Bro is experienced american

[marsh dragon]

no

[solid cairn]

Yes

[grim edge]

I wonder what was the first person be thinking to be drinking milk froma cow

[cosmic lily]

yo I found 1 milliliter of petrol under my house

[subtle cloak]

Im not from 'merica?

[marsh dragon]

humanity is done what is this

[solid cairn]

Did u have a stroke halfway through typing that

[solid cairn]

Southerner, I never said in america

[grim edge]

Nah my english just really bad

[stable mirage]

🥛

[solid cairn]

Pakistan

Wait are you mexican

[grim edge]

no not my country still

[frozen jolt]

ong is that bad sirius

[grim edge]

nope

[flint fox]

i dug a hole in the beach and there's black liquid everywhere"

[frozen jolt]

[solid cairn]

Don't let rhe USA find out

[mystic stream]

Iamgine playing chess

[flint fox]

Almond milk

[grim edge]

o-o

[solid cairn]

Ok bullet warrior

[solid cairn]

Pov: vegans

[frozen jolt]

castles?

[subtle cloak]

I can't imagine being vegan tbh but I must accept them 😔😔😔

[frozen jolt]

[solid cairn]

I don't hate vegans, it's just vegan influences have put a bad name and look on vegans

[frozen jolt]

[flint fox]

idk why i think almond milk sounds good

[grim edge]

and you are the cute princess in that castle (this is a joke)

[mystic stream]

Fr

[solid cairn]

Yeah the white stuff is made from nuts

[frozen jolt]

Im 6'3 and male

...

[normal hatch]

Princess material

[subtle cloak]

It does ACTUALLY taste good in specific scenarios but it tastes terrible when that's your main source of milk

[flint fox]

[frozen jolt]

That

[solid cairn]

🥺

[frozen jolt]

is a crazy message to send

[grim edge]

god dang 6'3?!?!

[solid cairn]

Decode rhe secret message in here

[normal hatch]

[frozen jolt]

yuh

[grim edge]

u tall asf

[frozen jolt]

chew papi moo nanyo

[subtle cloak]

Im 6'5

[frozen jolt]

Theres a dude in my class whos 6'5

[grim edge]

nah oh wtf

[stable mirage]

yes

[frozen jolt]

Somehow i dont believe you

[subtle cloak]

Ik 6'7 then

[grim edge]

I hate being 5'2 now ;-;

[normal hatch]

Funny words mate

[frozen jolt]

naw

[solid cairn]

I'm 5'2

[frozen jolt]

Yeppers

Im a funny fellow

[subtle cloak]

Im 5'5 😔😔

[grim edge]

ye but u are 13 I'm 15

[solid cairn]

But I'm only 13, your destined to be short @grim edge

[frozen jolt]

Believable

[subtle cloak]

HAHA??

[frozen jolt]

WHAT IS BRO DOING ON DISCORD

[solid cairn]

I'm only 13 hop off my nuts

[solid cairn]

I'm allowed to

[subtle cloak]

People who talk to much will stay short 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[frozen jolt]

THERE SHOULD BE NO ONE ON YOUR NUTS IF YOU'RE 13

[solid cairn]

I will grow

[frozen jolt]

BARELY

[grim edge]

I will never grow ;-;

[solid cairn]

It was a figure of speech dumbass

[frozen jolt]

lucky

[subtle cloak]

You'll never grow lol

[frozen jolt]

stay smol kids

[solid cairn]

Fym barely I'm almost 14

[subtle cloak]

I'll grow tho

[normal hatch]

Get that leg-breaking surgery

[solid cairn]

13 and 5'2? U trippin?💀

[grim edge]

nah I'm good

[subtle cloak]

Ima be hitting NBA player heights

[frozen jolt]

Your pfp begs to differ

[grim edge]

I'm the shortest dude at my school bruh ;-;

[solid cairn]

What's your real height Lil bro

[frozen jolt]

lil bro? 😭

[solid cairn]

Yes

[subtle cloak]

Im actually 5'5 lol

Even though in 16 😔😔

[solid cairn]

And how old r u

[frozen jolt]

Thats actually crazy

[random drum]

I am 6'1

[solid cairn]

Yeah stay at the ground, I'm finna be a giant by the time I'm 16

[grim edge]

yall are tall asf ngl

[random drum]

I got eye test btw

[subtle cloak]

Fr fr

[grim edge]

how it goes?

[solid cairn]

Ok <500

[subtle cloak]

Im short

[solid cairn]

We know

[frozen jolt]

im 800 💪

[random drum]

right eye is fine but left is 💀 . Idk how to read that thing that doctor wrote but left eye has -1.25 smth

[solid cairn]

I'd still kick your ass

I'm 1100

[subtle cloak]

There's this arab guy at my school and he's 14 and has a full beard and he's like 5'11 😭😭

[frozen jolt]

i dont think so

[solid cairn]

Super senior

[frozen jolt]

Not in bullet

[solid cairn]

1v1 me

[frozen jolt]

nrn

[subtle cloak]

Im not shorter than you tho so don't talk 🙄

[harsh pewter]

I got bad news for ya😂

[solid cairn]

Probably since I don't do bullet, but I'd adopt you in rapid

[solid cairn]

Not for long pluh

[cosmic lily]

Anyone can beat me(at chess)

[grim edge]

aye remeber ur eyes is better than mine lol

[subtle cloak]

Isn't your pfp the guy from kitchen nightmares????

I think it was the previous season or the latest one I forgor

[random drum]

what's urs? -1.25 is bad or okay?

[solid cairn]

No mf it's rhe guy from law and order svu, finn

[grim edge]

my is almost -4

[grim edge]

how old r u?

[random drum]

can u see without glasses?

[subtle cloak]

I uHm respectfully disagree 🤓

[solid cairn]

Ok guys I hope you enjoyed but I gtg now sleep

[grim edge]

nah

[random drum]

14

[subtle cloak]

I have the same lol it's not that bad

[solid cairn]

Yeah uh huh 🔥

[random drum]

Sad

[harsh pewter]

No, it's ice t

[glass wren]

lucky u

[grim edge]

I mean I can but not that much

[random drum]

I can't see things which are far away

[cosmic lily]

Good morning 💀

[subtle cloak]

Same 😔

[normal hatch]

Just look

[subtle cloak]

I still wouldn't wear glasses because my dad has brought me the Nerdist looking glasses to ever nerd

[frozen jolt]

add me on chess.om ,OmgIzBliss

[random drum]

you should tbh

[normal hatch]

Are they the 🤓 glasses?

[cosmic lily]

🤓

[harsh pewter]

Y'all gotta get contacts

[random drum]

proud MISOGONYMIST

Lol

[covert carbon]

sounds like the name of a soda brand

[cosmic lily]

What that

[glossy kayak]

222 elo

[subtle cloak]

Contacts are not that good

[glossy kayak]

🤓

[subtle cloak]

It's too much work

[subtle cloak]

THEY ARE

[normal hatch]

Unfortunate

[hallow gate]

.

[normal hatch]

Finna be looking like

[covert carbon]

lmao

[cosmic lily]

"1+1=2" 🤓

[random drum]

@subtle cloakwhat's number of ur right eye?

[rigid geyser]

Bring back the pfp

[harsh pewter]

Keep you from looking like a nerd🤓

[subtle cloak]

Both of them are same

[rigid geyser]

She had the nerdiest pfp a few days ago

With chess board in the background

[subtle cloak]

Nerdist pfp to ever nerd

[covert carbon]

erm ackshually

[grim edge]

...

[covert carbon]

nerds are cool

[random drum]

My right eye is 6/6

[grim edge]

:D

[normal hatch]

Well all of us are already nerds

[cosmic lily]

1+1=
a) 1
b)11
c)idk
d)😡
e)all of the above
f)none of the above

[normal hatch]

All of the above

[rigid geyser]

None

[covert carbon]

nerds are smart and passionate about their hobbies, it's a good thing to be a nerd

[rigid geyser]

[subtle cloak]

uHm ACTUALLY according to my calculations the nerd to cool ratio in a human is 90:10 so there are 10 not nerd people in the world!! 🤓🤓

[glossy kayak]

d

[covert carbon]

Erm I believe the anshwer ish d. 🤓

[rigid geyser]

Lmao you actually using it again

[subtle cloak]

Being a nerd should be fun

[normal hatch]

Silence nerd

[random drum]

it is fun

[cosmic lily]

when chess update

[random drum]

btw wanna play a blitz game jouchy ?

I want chess 2.0

[subtle cloak]

What's chess 2.0

[random drum]

New version of chess

[harsh pewter]

296

[subtle cloak]

Wtf is chess getting updates

[random drum]

I want a new version of this game

[subtle cloak]

This isn't fortnite

[cosmic lily]

nahh the pfp bruh 💀💀💀💀

[random drum]

Lol.

[grim edge]

chesss 2.0 leaks

[covert carbon]

Erm ackshually the number of nerdsh would be shubjective, and bashed on how the shurveyer quantifiesh ush.

[random drum]

Chess 69.O

[grim edge]

lol

[random drum]

wait why white has extra pieces

💀

[grim edge]

well as u can see this was created by uhmmm

[harsh pewter]

What's the skeleton men in the corner called?

[grim edge]

wither

anyway nighty chat

[covert carbon]

die, die, we all pass away 🎶

night!

[random drum]

On 9th may, A idiotic legend was born

[subtle cloak]

You put way too much effort for that 😭😭

[covert carbon]

Well I want to represhent ush effectively. 🤓

[random drum]

@subtle cloakthose glasses look good on you tbh. Mine are trash

[coral hatch]

I'm in love with a girl but I haven't told her for the last 20 years.

[median saffron]

crazy

[random drum]

bro 💀

[coral hatch]

Now she's married and mother of some kids.

[median saffron]

tell her now

[random drum]

💔

[median saffron]

troll

[coral hatch]

And I'm married to another girl and father of two.

[covert carbon]

ew don't be a home wrecker

[coral hatch]

But that doesn't mean that I don't love her.

[median saffron]

you can have both

[random drum]

YOU ARE CHEATING ON UR WIFE

[median saffron]

bro has 2 kids

[coral hatch]

I still love her but I don't think I'll ever tell her. Or maybe, who knows.

Love is love bro. You can't ever get over your school days love.

[median saffron]

wait fr

[coral hatch]

It's there like a thing in your mind forever stuck there. You can't get it out.

[median saffron]

i dont even remember the ppl i dated back then

[random drum]

Agreed

[median saffron]

and im barely out of school

xdd

[random drum]

[covert carbon]

school love never lasts

[coral hatch]

I wonder, what I will feel if I ever try to see her again. I have never tried to in the last 20 years.

[median saffron]

its rarely like successful tho

[coral hatch]

I hope, she's happy. Or who knows...

[covert carbon]

Anyone who ever tried dating in highschool stops dating after like 2 weeks

[median saffron]

after ur out of school its just a long term relationship

if you last that long

me personally i would break up every other day sometimes

[covert carbon]

long-distance be difficult

[coral hatch]

It's a thing that people who don't have it will not understand.

[random drum]

I am going blind

[ebon gust]

Bro thinks hes the next hikaru because no cap. white can create counter play on the part of the board thats outside a conventional chessboard but then black could also fend off whites attacks like no cap

[coral hatch]

When you really love them, you just want them to be happy, whatever it is. Don't wish to home wreck her anyway, if that makes her happy.

But I wonder, if she's happy.

[covert carbon]

What about your wife and children???

[median saffron]

white has obese pawns and cups

[marsh dragon]

Yeah i just got crushed by the owner of chess academy im getting off goodnight

[subtle cloak]

No they dont

[coral hatch]

Yes, my wife and children will be pretty heart broken to know about my affair.

My wife, who is a very good woman.

That's why I will never tell them.

[subtle cloak]

WDYM wife and children?

[median saffron]

bro is in a stable relationship but wants to leave

[marsh dragon]

u weird

[coral hatch]

Maybe when I become an 70 year old man and my wife doesn't care anymore and my kids have left me, then I'll go back to my childhood crush.

[marsh dragon]

man discussing his marriage problems in discord bro

[median saffron]

crazy

[marsh dragon]

i feel bad for that woman

[covert carbon]

Your childhood crush has definitely changed from when you were a child my bro

[median saffron]

💀

[random drum]

I mean in that edited pfp they are looking good but I have not seen real image so maybe they look nerdy irl

[marsh dragon]

This is why humanity is cooked

[coral hatch]

I actually don't know, whether she loves me anymore or not. Or has ever. Who knows.

[median saffron]

u know what u should od

[covert carbon]

Ew

[frozen jolt]

Scuse me

How old are you sir

[marsh dragon]

bro stop get off discord

[coral hatch]

I'm 38 year old.

[marsh dragon]

ur cooked bro get off discord

[median saffron]

:/

[covert carbon]

Dude

[marsh dragon]

this is actually sad dont break ur family

[rigid geyser]

Holy shit bro is OLD

[coral hatch]

My childhood crush will be like 35 or 36.

[median saffron]

💀

[rigid geyser]

[marsh dragon]

why didnt u marry her then

[covert carbon]

Your poor wife

[marsh dragon]

this is sad

[median saffron]

pretend ur wife is ur childhood crush duh

[coral hatch]

Never had the courage to tell her at that time.

[marsh dragon]

ur not a man

[coral hatch]

And maybe life just floated me away.

[median saffron]

why did u marry ur wife

[marsh dragon]

thats not how it works u dont get floated away

[coral hatch]

I married my wife because it was time to marry.

[marsh dragon]

thats not how marriage works

[rigid geyser]

Why is a 38 year old talking about his childhood crush in a chess server

[marsh dragon]

u dont just marry for the sake of marriage

[random drum]

Bro are u fine @coral hatch?

[median saffron]

i mean

[random drum]

exactly

[median saffron]

he wants to leave his kids to get milk

just not in the traditional way

[rigid geyser]

😭

[coral hatch]

I'm talking about this thing here because I don't know you and so my secret will be safe here. He he.

Or you don't know me, too.

[median saffron]

my secret

[covert carbon]

same

[random drum]

my secret

[marsh dragon]

this is so sad

[grim edge]

The roook!!!!!

[covert carbon]

my secret :D

[marsh dragon]

brainrot chat

[coral hatch]

I am actually magnus Carlsen.

My secret.

I just saw a YouTube video with Carlsen playing poker. That's my thing too.

I actually suck at both chess and poker.

[cosmic lily]

I'm a GM(Grass Mower)

[coral hatch]

Does Carlsen play poker for money? Or just chips?

[covert carbon]

beep beep

[random drum]

My no 1 secret

[empty wave]

whats y'all favorite theme

[covert carbon]

yesssss

[cosmic lily]

who is that

[covert carbon]

american actor

[random drum]

she is beautiful lol

[coral hatch]

I'm pretty sure, that one day I'll be able to beat Carlsen and become a GM.

[empty wave]

cool

[coral hatch]

And then when I'll become famous, my love will come back searching for me.

[covert carbon]

Ew

[coral hatch]

I'll say, how are you?

[empty wave]

woah

truly

[covert carbon]

you're back?!??

[grim edge]

Am i the only idiot here that used to vibe to alan walker in 2015 ;-;

[grim edge]

Ye

[rocky star]

too bad

[covert carbon]

Nothing matters and love makes people irrational

[grim edge]

Nah I used to do that too

[coral hatch]

One thing about becoming famous is like you become a search light and everybody comes to you, being attracted by your light.

[grim edge]

Now youre speaking my language

[covert carbon]

I played alan walker on piano tiles in 2015

[marsh dragon]

cook?

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/scarlett-johansson-milas-gif-25226786

[coral hatch]

There is a search light there, and everybody knows where it is.

[severe oxide]

sup nerds

[grim edge]

Ok nighty chat fr this time

[covert carbon]

She slays

[coral hatch]

Emit so much light that all of your past friends and love come back to you.

[covert carbon]

night!

[random drum]

@cosmic lilyshe is scarlett johansson

[grim edge]

This used to slap so hard now that am listening to it am just ,but the epic flashbacks of vibing to it is cool though

[marsh dragon]

are you cheating on your wife

[random drum]

yuppp

[subtle cloak]

I hate her ngl

[coral hatch]

No. I'm not cheating.

[marsh dragon]

Yes you are

[covert carbon]

Dang

[coral hatch]

And define cheating.

[severe oxide]

she’s hot fr

[random drum]

My bro is changing pfp every minute lol

[marsh dragon]

Emotional cheating

[coral hatch]

I love my wife too, but I just can't get over my childhood crush.

[marsh dragon]

that’s cheating

[coral hatch]

My wife is a very good woman, takes very good care of me. And my children are great.

[grim edge]

Chat is boring rn,bye again.

[marsh dragon]

You don’t love her if you are still not over someone

[covert carbon]

bro. you haven't been a child in 10 years. get over it. grow up.

[coral hatch]

You kids won't understand it now. You'll understand when you get much older in life. That's understandable.

[covert carbon]

that's gross

[grim edge]

If youre an adult now and you still cant move on from your childhood crush...does that mean youre a pedo?..IDK man

[marsh dragon]

I will never understand and i don’t want to

[rigid geyser]

No way he's still talking about her

[grim edge]

[rigid geyser]

Just move on bro

[random drum]

cya chat

[coral hatch]

Anyway, thanks for listening. It's a weight off my chess.

[rigid geyser]

Bye

[random drum]

it's boring rn

[marsh dragon]

why did u even marry her

why not marry crush

[coral hatch]

There is nothing you can do about it anyway.

[random drum]

bcz he was getting old

[coral hatch]

I meant chest, not chess. He he.

[warm spindle]

chat full of iq... bye...

[severe oxide]

fr

[subtle cloak]

If I found my dad on discord id beat him up

[random drum]

cya bro

[marsh dragon]

oh

[subtle cloak]

Of my chess???

[flint fox]

Lmfao

[covert carbon]

Dude, you haven't interacted with her in forever she's probably way different than what your expectations of her are and you're infatuated

[random drum]

he wanted to say chest

[rigid geyser]

Nah he just made a stupid pun

[random drum]

^^^^

[subtle cloak]

Fr

[coral hatch]

Yep, it's possible she doesn't love me now. But who knows. Love is like a small kindling fire that you can't put out but it smolders there forever.

[empty wave]

what

[marsh dragon]

why would your wife not love you?

[subtle cloak]

Who are you 😭😭

[random drum]

WTF THIS IS A CHESS SERVER?

[marsh dragon]

what makes you think that

[haughty mortar]

You aint beating a discord mod, these mfs got that extra chromosome buff

[rigid geyser]

Bro thinks someone from kindergarten still remembers and likes him

[marsh dragon]

just an incorrect statement

[random drum]

chat is so shit rn

[coral hatch]

I'm a man over the other end of the internet. Just a stranger. But no danger. He he.

[haughty mortar]

No

[subtle cloak]

I can still beat him up

[stable mirage]

we should talk about brilliant moves!

[flint fox]

So ur in the us

[normal hatch]

Be the toilet

[haughty mortar]

Bro is about to give me a side quest?

[subtle cloak]

I've done taekwondo training 🤓

[marsh dragon]

did your crush ever want you

[empty wave]

immortanjoemama

[random drum]

I've done nothing

but I can still fight as I am a man

[subtle cloak]

He he? Defo filipino

[random drum]

133

[warm spindle]

on god

[haughty mortar]

Or Michael Jackson

[coral hatch]

How can you interview a cloud about his feeling of cloudiness. That's quite absurd.

[empty wave]

Hee hee

[coral hatch]

Like asking somebody to define their love or feelings. That's quite absurd.

[haughty mortar]

Hee hee hee haw

[subtle cloak]

Whys bro doing philosophy 😭😭

[haughty mortar]

This is a wendys, you speaking to a wall

[empty wave]

lmao

[random drum]

idk why but I have intelligent girls

[viral epoch]

Hallo chat

[coral hatch]

You know, it's nice to just let a little thorn in your life stinging you for the rest of your life that only you know of.

[random drum]

(of my class)

[covert carbon]

philosophy is cool

[coral hatch]

That's life, that's how it goes.

[covert carbon]

Nobody cares

[empty wave]

truly

[haughty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-ultra-ego-angry-gif-7169566606590383465

[slate owl]

new discord is SOOOOOO laggy!!!!! i hate it

[subtle cloak]

Fr it's so stupid

[haughty mortar]

Maybe go outside, no lag there 👍

[coral hatch]

You just need to wait and see how it all unfolds.

[coral hatch]

The script is not written, but it will be played out in life.

[subtle cloak]

Going outside is for nerds

[covert carbon]

You're literally in the nerd server

[warped socket]

Hi

[haughty mortar]

Matěj

[covert carbon]

hallo hallo

[empty wave]

chess players are nerds?

[haughty mortar]

Most sane Jouchy statement

[random drum]

playing chess is for?

[normal hatch]

Nah, studying the semi-slav is the coolest thing out there

[coral hatch]

Did any of you knew that Carlsen also plays poker?

Is there a similarity between chess and poker?

[covert carbon]

kitty!

[rigid geyser]

TYLER

[covert carbon]

bonjour tyler

[subtle cloak]

im learning blackjack

[rigid geyser]

[subtle cloak]

but ive lost every game

[random drum]

wtf is black jack? any gambling thing?

[covert carbon]

uno best card game

[coral hatch]

Blackjack is a scam. It's deeply biased against the player and in favor of the house. I never play it.

[grim edge]

sup chat

[coral hatch]

Try poker, it's better and is more of a skill game.

[grim edge]

i am going to shoot him in the face

[random drum]

we are not discussing about chess today idk why

[viral epoch]

Hii Calliope

[covert carbon]

uno is the best card game in existence

[grim edge]

Hellooo

[coral hatch]

Did any of you knew that Carlsen plays professional poker?

[digital phoenix]

aint no learning to do

[grim edge]

Chess is banned in this server smh

[coral hatch]

Pretty weird, thing I found out today.

[digital phoenix]

thats what he did in his short break from chess yeah

[viral epoch]

I thought he played hoi4

[rigid geyser]

Good

[subtle cloak]

really?

[covert carbon]

YESSS OMG

minesweeper is so fun

[digital phoenix]

poker is boring

[covert carbon]

but it's not a card game

[coral hatch]

Yes. Do you know how to play poker?

[grim edge]

[random drum]

@digital phoenix I want ur face reveal

[viral epoch]

Welcome Lasgna

[coral hatch]

But poker is very difficult to play. But is very interesting when you get the hold of it.

[grim edge]

play doudizhu ong

[covert carbon]

minesweeper good game at school

[viral epoch]

I have it

[random drum]

lies

[coral hatch]

Poker is as difficult and mindbogling as chess.

[subtle cloak]

same

[covert carbon]

Uno

[digital phoenix]

no

[viral epoch]

It's here

[empty wave]

Gah dayum its so hot here in ph

[grim edge]

[coral hatch]

In poker, you have ten hands, you just need to get the best hand.

[opaque violet]

kid named ph:

[covert carbon]

libeary

[coral hatch]

Also it involves bluffing.

[empty wave]

nice komedi

[random drum]

do u even know him properly?

[coral hatch]

Kids, I warn you to not play poker with money but only chips.

[marsh dragon]

named kid but had ph:

[viral epoch]

Lmoa

[coral hatch]

Carlsen plays with chips, and that's the best way to play it.

[random drum]

u make memes about ur self too ?

[marsh dragon]

don’t shoot me up

[coral hatch]

Never gamble with money. You're going to lose like crazy. Because money is crazy.

[empty wave]

who is he talking to

[coral hatch]

Money will screw up your mind and you won't be able to concentrate or enjoy the game.

[marsh dragon]

bro is not the one to be giving advice

[subtle cloak]

whys bro even checking

[digital phoenix]

no way thats u

[grim edge]

9 millimeter

[subtle cloak]

Mitzu inspired me too 😔😔

[flint fox]

a car

[covert carbon]

car!!

[empty wave]

9 mm deck

[covert carbon]

kiddy!!

[grim edge]

dinner

[coral hatch]

I play chess only two to three times a week.

[digital phoenix]

u like kids

[coral hatch]

So not very good at it.

[grim edge]

Kings indian solid tbh

[flint fox]

So portugese

[marsh dragon]

Benoni better

[covert carbon]

i like cads

[coral hatch]

what's elo?

[random drum]

Nice. Ig I should also make one

[covert carbon]

filipina american actually

cads are gread animals fr

[flint fox]

blawg missed the reference

[rigid geyser]

Rating in chess

[empty wave]

Bodycount

[rigid geyser]

900 🔥

[covert carbon]

yeah I didn't get it 😔

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cardiff-university-cardiff-wales-caerdydd-prifysgol-caerdydd-gif-13291101

[coral hatch]

@grim edge oh, thanks for the info.

[flint fox]

Markiplier

[rigid geyser]

Super GMs:

[coral hatch]

I won't disclose my elo here, then.

Or any where.

[rigid geyser]

[viral epoch]

Is

[coral hatch]

My elo will be my secret forever.

[rigid geyser]

Check DM

[flint fox]

1200-1399

[covert carbon]

ELO is an american rapper, one of his most famous songs is I Wish

[haughty mortar]

Gambling

[covert carbon]

what're y'all talkin' about

[haughty mortar]

Casino 👍

[covert carbon]

Oh no, wait

[coral hatch]

Why is my elo decreasing everyday when actually it should increase because of my certain activities.

[ruby fox]

Does anyone know ow about vga cards here

[covert carbon]

ELO is british salutations

[rigid geyser]

Ip logger mods

[coral hatch]

@grim edge I will DM you my elo. But first, tell me that you are not an FBI agent.

[flint fox]

My wallpaper

[covert carbon]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[keen parrot]

😳

[coral hatch]

Cool.

[rigid geyser]

DM me too

[rigid geyser]

Vimun

[coral hatch]

Vaso, are you an FBI agent?

[keen parrot]

hi

[rigid geyser]

Ofc not

[covert carbon]

don't trust them!!!

[coral hatch]

If you ask them, they have to tell you by law. That's the law.

[rigid geyser]

[coral hatch]

I saw it in a movie.

[flint fox]

I am FBI agentn't

[covert carbon]

no i'm not

[marsh dragon]

Are you underage for discord?

[hallow gate]

😳

[viral epoch]

Gato

[random drum]

"I am bull but I don't chase red flags"

[hallow gate]

mitz

[random drum]

trash bars

[rigid geyser]

No

[viral epoch]

Hi Snowies

[grim edge]

y'all wanna see an actual fbi agent

[coral hatch]

My elo should actually increase every night, but it's actually decreasing everyday, how it is possible?

[hallow gate]

vimun is so fruity

[hallow gate]

hai hai mitzu

[covert carbon]

gatito ay que lindo gato gatito

[marsh dragon]

if you say yes it’s a free nitro glitch, try again

[grim edge]

vimun is the gayest cishet I've seen or an 🥚

[flint fox]

They respawn on morning

[hallow gate]

💀

[coral hatch]

That kitty framed me for murder. She's a rogue FBI agent.

[rigid geyser]

I'll gladly pass

[grim edge]

no cus it's true tho

[viral epoch]

Live Magnus reaction

[hallow gate]

💀

[grim edge]

[rigid geyser]

Are you vimuns kitten

[grim edge]

i love catfishing it's great

[coral hatch]

One day, I'll beat Carlsen in chess and in real life. I hate his hair and demeanor.

[covert carbon]

pequena bebe muy linda

[coral hatch]

Why doesn't he cut his hair and why is he late for every chess game.

[hallow gate]

no?

[grim edge]

pequeña*

[rigid geyser]

Oh ok

[coral hatch]

If you see Carlsen, tell him that I'm coming for him. One day I'll get him.

[flint fox]

https://tenor.com/b15Bo.gif

[covert carbon]

gatito

[hallow gate]

tf?

[digital phoenix]

very hard to find cats in the water to fish out

[flint fox]

Embed fail crazy

[rigid geyser]

I'd kick magnus in the balls (joking)

[grim edge]

hehehehehehehe loaf

[viral epoch]

Live Mitzu Joyche reaction

[covert carbon]

does discord have special character keyboard? I don't lol

[flint fox]

https://tenor.com/bWaPwRU2l0K.gif

[viral epoch]

Looks like cuddly

[hallow gate]

@umbral wind

[flint fox]

wait my thing was off

[covert carbon]

virtual insanity

[rigid geyser]

[viral epoch]

💀

[hallow gate]

?

[coral hatch]

is magnus really autistic?

[covert carbon]

bread!!!!!!

[grim edge]

if you're in pc you type alt + 164 on numbpad or hold n in phone

[viral epoch]

I found this deranged comment

[covert carbon]

nice ok

[coral hatch]

wow, if he's autistic and plays such good chess, then my chances are higher.

[covert carbon]

savant syndrome goes crazy

[viral epoch]

Alt gr + ^ or ctrl + alt + ^

[coral hatch]

Autism helps you to concentrate on one thing and one thing only. Like chess or poker. Cool trait.

[covert carbon]

not necessarily

[rigid geyser]

Bro is autistic

[hallow gate]

👁️ 👁️ 👀

[hallow gate]

🤨

[grim edge]

look at this IDIOT

[hallow gate]

@keen parrot save me

[covert carbon]

kitty!!!!

[coral hatch]

You know that movie rainmaker.

[viral epoch]

Hi cat

[flint fox]

||haha u clicked||

[rigid geyser]

Don't call him an idiot

[coral hatch]

How that autism helped him beat the casino.

[rigid geyser]

|| haha you're gay ||

[grim edge]

her name is blavatsky

[keen parrot]

what

[grim edge]

so true

[covert carbon]

awwww

[rigid geyser]

[covert carbon]

mhm

[flint fox]

Whar??

[rigid geyser]

Your kitten needs help

[grim edge]

i am of the home of sexual

[keen parrot]

she ain't mine 😭

[covert carbon]

lmao

[hallow gate]

save me

[coral hatch]

||I'm Antichrist||

[covert carbon]

kitty kitty cat

[grim edge]

I'm ||yours bbg||

[rigid geyser]

Then why she calling you and not fin to help

[keen parrot]

alr ill save you hop in

[covert carbon]

cat kitty cat cat kitty cat cat

[hallow gate]

alr

[hallow gate]

fins working hard for me

[rigid geyser]

He ain't helping tho

[covert carbon]

corta la camara corta la nya

cat cat cat

[coral hatch]

|| I know where you live||

[hallow gate]

ill give a fin screenshot

[flint fox]

Caught in 720p blep

[warm spindle]

c

[marsh dragon]

ugly

[keen parrot]

fin is working to give his kitten nitro

[hallow gate]

yesyes

[covert carbon]

cat? kitty cat! dance dance dance dance dance dance

clicking is fun

[rigid geyser]

Average edater

[coral hatch]

||No, I didn't click||

[keen parrot]

im on phone

[marsh dragon]

how old are you

[keen parrot]

believe me you can edate without this kitten stuff

[marsh dragon]

answer under XIV for nitro

[rigid geyser]

Proof?

[keen parrot]

we are just messing around kek

[hallow gate]

personal-

[coral hatch]

Bye everybody.

[keen parrot]

proof: me

[covert carbon]

tale as old as time

[marsh dragon]

don’t justify edating

[coral hatch]

Time for my bath.

[rigid geyser]

EDATING SUCKS

[hallow gate]

so do you.

[keen parrot]

half of couples meet online bud

[flint fox]

XIV
answer

[marsh dragon]

how much of them break up

[rigid geyser]

[flint fox]

Where my nitro

[hallow gate]

nuh uh

under XIV

[keen parrot]

about as often as any other couple

[hallow gate]

wheres my nitro?

[marsh dragon]

convert it to numbers from roman numerals

[hallow gate]

14

[rigid geyser]

Yea me

[marsh dragon]

subtract 2

[alpine haven]

14

[hallow gate]

12

[marsh dragon]

How old are you?

[keen parrot]

im dating her in real life too bozo we just met online

[hallow gate]

not 12

[marsh dragon]

yeah u failed the glitch

[hallow gate]

?

[rigid geyser]

Bro wants to disable people's accounts

[marsh dragon]

u made it seem like ur edating

[alpine haven]

Discord 13+ so

[hallow gate]

my nitwo 😭

i guess fin will just have to buy me

[keen parrot]

i mean i did meet her here in this server, she has long since deleted her discord though

[rigid geyser]

I'll gift nitro

[alpine haven]

Press alt+a4

[hallow gate]

really?

[rigid geyser]

No you're ugly

[hallow gate]

i dont have alt key dummy

[hallow gate]

aww thanks thats why fin loves me

[keen parrot]

we are far away so that shit takes time buddy, but sure you try with liya im sure she's totally into you ;)

[rigid geyser]

(Kidding)

[hallow gate]

no wait fin likes vimun

[rigid geyser]

Gay???

[keen parrot]

no one loves you :(

[rigid geyser]

[hallow gate]

ihy

[keen parrot]

ihyt

[hallow gate]

why so mean 😭

[severe oxide]

or buy it for like $2 if ur him

[rigid geyser]

Thanks for the advice man

[marsh dragon]

Reply to my next message and answer with “12” and you will activate the 12 month nitro gift.

[flint fox]

ihyl

[marsh dragon]

How old are you @wraith willow

[keen parrot]

you said you hated me first

[hallow gate]

isnt that the guy who cant do 2200 puzzles

[hallow gate]

not in a bad way

[marsh dragon]

Yeah you failed the glitch smh

[keen parrot]

who said i did in a bad way

[covert carbon]

tale as old as time

[severe oxide]

i was drunk lil bro

[hallow gate]

me

[hallow gate]

u should do them now

[keen parrot]

😭

[flint fox]

Giga

[marsh dragon]

i’m helping you with the nitro glitch

[rigid geyser]

Nugget

[severe oxide]

i’m not at my house

[hallow gate]

i just took it that way idk why