💬〡general-off-topic

[fallen valley]

Don't say gross stuff dawg

[hallow gate]

dominoes

[keen parrot]

no you can't

[hallow gate]

yes i can its not impossible

only 4 more games left

[keen parrot]

sure let's try ig

[umbral wind]

5 In a row? Good luck

2999

[pulsar wing]

What'd you do to them

[fallen valley]

I sent them to nunya

[umbral wind]

Told me to stop and not do it again of course

[pulsar wing]

lol so ban

[fallen valley]

No, nunya business

[hallow gate]

ugh

[pulsar wing]

Nah shit

[cosmic lily]

what's that

[umbral wind]

ffs bro how did you fall for that

[pulsar wing]

I didn't

[umbral wind]

You did..

[pulsar wing]

But I didn't? What makes you think that?

[umbral wind]

Nunya means none of your business in African I think

‘African’ I mean like Nigeria or Ghana or some shii

[pulsar wing]

You're an idiot

[warm spindle]

Hiiii whats ur rating

[umbral wind]

That’s not nice 😤

[fallen valley]

I'm not gonna lie to you, that was one of the funniest sentences I've read today

Because it was just all terrible

[umbral wind]

Nunya is none of your business in African

[pulsar wing]

That's not a word

No it's not...

[warm spindle]

?

@pulsar wing

[pulsar wing]

Bro hop off

I already played you

[umbral wind]

That means it’s low

[warm spindle]

How do u play so high rated without a chess.com acc, lichess acc or OTB rating...

[severe oxide]

Contraction
nunya

(Australia, colloquial, chiefly Australian Aboriginal) Contraction of none of your, can be a replacement for "none of your business".

[warm spindle]

ur my inspiration....

[umbral wind]

Joyousarch aren’t you the godly 300

[warm spindle]

im 123

[pulsar wing]

That's a lie

[umbral wind]

Oh even better

[umbral wind]

Oh he’s a fish?

[warm spindle]

and how would u know this

[pulsar wing]

Cuz you have to be at least 1900+

[warm spindle]

He might be a fish.

[warm spindle]

why is that?

[terse palm]

i thought everyone in the chess.com Discord would be super strong player lol

[pulsar wing]

Because you beat me and I'm 1800

[warm spindle]

how do u know ur 1800

[pulsar wing]

Shows me

[warm spindle]

Where

[umbral wind]

You think they have time for that?😭

[terse palm]

too busy studying theory, true

[pulsar wing]

lmao ik what you're trying to do

[flat kraken]

what’s a chess anyway

[severe oxide]

i beat vimun (i had 3 minutes, he had 15 seconds)

[umbral wind]

Yeah they’re all nerds

[cosmic lily]

Fr I came here for cheese

[warm spindle]

what am i trying to do?

[umbral wind]

See I was right smh

[pulsar wing]

I'm supposed to say "chess.com" and then you say "but you don't have a chess.com account"

[warm spindle]

is that what youre supposed to say?

[pulsar wing]

shut up you're being annoying

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-fight-cute-gif-25265702

[pulsar wing]

Cute

[cosmic lily]

has no enemies🗣️🔥🔥

[pulsar wing]

dawg what

[solid cairn]

MILLIE

@grim edge

[pulsar wing]

dawg what

[cosmic lily]

you serve all purpose

You should treat yourself now

Do not give someone else that usefull oxygen layer you're using

[solid cairn]

I've seen a video that goes exactly like this

[pulsar wing]

Ayo wtf

[pulsar wing]

Why are you watching videos like that

[solid cairn]

It was in a sketchy meme server

I was looking for memes to steal and next thing I know there's a video of this girl stomping the living crap out of some guys balls

And he was letting her too

[hallow gate]

lol i blundrred my queen

[keen parrot]

@hallow gate let's end it here

[pulsar wing]

🤮

[hallow gate]

no double adoption

[keen parrot]

peaceful draw

[solid cairn]

It hurt me as a guy to watch that video

[keen parrot]

no man i can't double adopt you rn

[hallow gate]

u never could

[solid cairn]

What's ur elo

[keen parrot]

if i wasn't sick in bed playing on my phone at 7am sure

[hallow gate]

😔

[flat kraken]

2

[keen parrot]

😔

[solid cairn]

I'd stomp

[grim edge]

damn bruh why u guys reading this now

[grim edge]

🤨

[solid cairn]

@keen parrot like the edit I made??

[umbral wind]

2 then add 3 more 2’s next to it

[hallow gate]

anyway i did not get adopted

[umbral wind]

You beat him?

[keen parrot]

hurray

[solid cairn]

Nu u

[hallow gate]

it doesn count yeah

[solid cairn]

Dont ask

[grim edge]

uhuh

[pulsar wing]

I searched "balls" in the server log

[keen parrot]

Ill adopt you another time my kitten

[solid cairn]

Wb me

[brittle cosmos]

2462

[hallow gate]

so it doesnt count good

[solid cairn]

Gotham better

[grim edge]

weird

kinky af

[stark mortar]

i beat both

[keen parrot]

mhm

[brittle cosmos]

Daddy levy

[pulsar wing]

HOW

[hallow gate]

YES OK GOOD

[terse palm]

a lot of HEAVY elos being thrown around

[solid cairn]

No way show me game review

[grim edge]

imagine searching balls in a chess.com server

[solid cairn]

Yess

[keen parrot]

bro got scared for a second 😭

[stark mortar]

trade secret im afraid

[hallow gate]

yeah im not letting u adopt me

[stark mortar]

i invented a new opening

[solid cairn]

Not as heavy as ur mom

[terse palm]

[keen parrot]

ill try another time

[solid cairn]

Then it's cap, if you don't show me for any reason you have not beaten my Levy poo

[umbral wind]

2859

[solid cairn]

Georgy

[terse palm]

didn't you say 2999

[umbral wind]

Yeah I lied the first time

[flat kraken]

91.9852301

[solid cairn]

Mom💀💀

[brittle cosmos]

Bro did not beat levy 💀😭🙏

[terse palm]

damnnn

[pulsar wing]

I WANTED TO SEE WHAT SHOWED UP I'M CURIOUS I'M A HUMAN

[hallow gate]

u can try

[solid cairn]

I'm gonna search up rn

[umbral wind]

👀

[pulsar wing]

Ight

[keen parrot]

luka doncic is devin booker father

[grim edge]

nah just down bad

[solid cairn]

Nothing came up

[hallow gate]

from fatherland

[solid cairn]

*fatherlessland

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/五等分の花嫁-gotoubun-no-hanayome-gif-22222105

[keen parrot]

i come from venus

[hallow gate]

cause he got no pen-

[keen parrot]

us

[solid cairn]

I'm jk @keen parrot pookie bear teach me how to win arena ilysm

[keen parrot]

become better

[hallow gate]

.

[solid cairn]

Ok 69699

[pulsar wing]

You're weird for think that. You probably like children

[keen parrot]

from rizzland 🥶

[solid cairn]

Do uvlike my chess edit

[terse palm]

my chess dream is to be one of the guys in chess.com YT chat saying "MAGNUS BLUNDERED" when the eval is 0.00

[pulsar wing]

@terse palm John C Calhoun?

[grim edge]

im not a p3do ur literally searching up balls u dont have a right to speak

[terse palm]

[terse palm]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-you-cant-see-me-youre-blind-wrestler-gif-14537197

[keen parrot]

John C na

[umbral wind]

Hikaru missed mate yesterday he’s so bad

[terse palm]

EMBED FAIL

[solid cairn]

Ped0 accusations getting thrown around now 💀

[pulsar wing]

There's nothing wrong with searching for balls

[solid cairn]

[grim edge]

Hello chat.

[grim edge]

uhuh...

[solid cairn]

MILLIE

[keen parrot]

hi mills

[hallow gate]

YOURE BACK FROM YOUR MUTE

[grim edge]

Hi vsmack!

[hallow gate]

WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!

[grim edge]

I wasnt wym

[umbral wind]

Millie got muted? There’s no way

[hallow gate]

WAIT WAHT U DIDNT GET MUTED

[grim edge]

I told ya i needed to study for english exam

[hallow gate]

yesterday

[solid cairn]

Ignore that, I misspelled, moving on, look at this cool thing I made

[hallow gate]

😭

[keen parrot]

istg millie bribed mods with sum

[hallow gate]

was it just me then...

[grim edge]

Am deep's favorite heh,back off

[hallow gate]

😭 no way...

[solid cairn]

I played this game with black

[pulsar wing]

Maybe with a little sucky sucky

[keen parrot]

rename yourself to deeps kitten

[hallow gate]

at least get me untimed out if ur gonna do that

[keen parrot]

she's 16 back off

[umbral wind]

She’s a kid

[grim edge]

Btw is deep online

[solid cairn]

No, deep is just a 19 year old simp on discord

[keen parrot]

he was here not long ago

[grim edge]

Youre gross.

[pulsar wing]

Ok and his name is literally "Deep" ocean sun

[hallow gate]

💀

[umbral wind]

😭😭

[grim edge]

Wait what app do you use i wanna edit like this

[solid cairn]

That's a bit far

[valid hare]

guys i beat hikaru's dad in bullet 💀

[keen parrot]

guys look at the album cover of the music I'm listening to

[solid cairn]

I use capcut

[umbral wind]

Chess edits have to be worst than Kpop Stan edits

[terse palm]

[grim edge]

BRO HOW??? CAPCUT??

[solid cairn]

I'm a pro at capcut (I don't use premium)

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-dress-up-darling-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-sono-bisque-doll-marin-kitagawa-kitagawa-marin-gif-24619880

[solid cairn]

I just know a lot about it

[severe oxide]

capcut is really good if u know how to use it

[pulsar wing]

...

[severe oxide]

u can do some seriously good shit on it

[solid cairn]

Agree

[solid cairn]

[pulsar wing]

@warm spindle you tryna 1v1 again

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/uiharu-toaru-typing-call-write-gif-25929061

[solid cairn]

@grim edge what do you want to know about capcut

[grim edge]

shoot someone in the face

[pulsar wing]

Why'd you word it like that

[hallow gate]

mori

[solid cairn]

With a knife or gun

[grim edge]

shoot someone's face

[grim edge]

.45

[keen parrot]

callidoscope

[solid cairn]

Dbd looking ass

[solid cairn]

.45 accuracy you loser

[hallow gate]

mori calliope

[grim edge]

.45 ACP

[solid cairn]

Nu uh

[terse palm]

u want revenge? make a checkmate on them or ur weak

[hallow gate]

0.22

[umbral wind]

That’s like 80% accuracy I swear

[keen parrot]

self react goes crazy

[grim edge]

Edit like you,all i know is videi effevts and freeze and transitions-

[grim edge]

Point blank

[solid cairn]

If I'm gonna be honest, I use capcut to edit all of my videos that require editing, @grim edge

[grim edge]

Mb typos

[hallow gate]

💀

[hallow gate]

L

[keen parrot]

i use capcut to edit my noodles

[grim edge]

Atleast i never got muted

[severe oxide]

i use capcut to capcut myself

[hallow gate]

SHUT UP

ugh ur worse than vimun

[grim edge]

Amazing,i encourage you to do it more

[keen parrot]

you bribed mods with tagalog lessons

[hallow gate]

maybe i should just let vimun adopt me

[severe oxide]

fr

[grim edge]

I take that as a compliment

[keen parrot]

at least i love and care about my children

[hallow gate]

exactly 😭

[grim edge]

Tilt washing your balls does not mean takimg care of your children

[hallow gate]

i cant even post that screenshot cause bast will get mad at me and muted me again

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

girl tf you thinking of

[grim edge]

You what

[umbral wind]

I’ll post it for you

[keen parrot]

keep some of those thoughts to yourself

[solid cairn]

Well, hmm it depends what you are editing, if you give me what you want to edit I can give tips, it's hard to give exactly what to do because most of the time it involves specific stuff for example the chess edit I made I wanted the picture to zoom in and out for a cool effect so I used the key frames to achieve it, I can teach you about key frames tomorrow if u want

[hallow gate]

thanks

[severe oxide]

why wont you adopt me?

[grim edge]

You didnt get the joke

[umbral wind]

Send it me

[hallow gate]

alr

[solid cairn]

💀💀

[terse palm]

[grim edge]

Imma sticj with yt tutorials then-

[keen parrot]

millie why are you thinking about me washing my balls (which i do btw)

[grim edge]

...

[umbral wind]

Bet you don’t

[hallow gate]

...

[keen parrot]

disgusting behavior

[grim edge]

Amazing respose

[solid cairn]

Bruh ok, I taught myself everything I know about capcut, besides the keyframes I yt tutorialed that, but everything else was made from experience

[hallow gate]

🤨

[grim edge]

Am not on my silly mode lately

[grim edge]

You what

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/negawatt-nega-watt-gif-925117326718678952

[keen parrot]

uhm who was the guy in question

[hallow gate]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-wtf-excuse-me-what-the-f-what-excuse-me-what-the-frick-wtf-gif-26032867

[hallow gate]

u

[umbral wind]

You..

[keen parrot]

😳

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/enough-gif-18442674

[hallow gate]

it couldve only been u

[hallow gate]

otherwise itd be a bit pdf like

[keen parrot]

fr only me

[terse palm]

[solid cairn]

That's wild

[umbral wind]

It’s photoshop Dw I wouldn’t actually say that

[hallow gate]

yeah u and fin make a good couple

[hallow gate]

lies what about tht victoria's secret screenshot

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

nuh uh im happily married

[last verge]

perfect king walk

[umbral wind]

All lies🥱

[hallow gate]

uhuh...

[umbral wind]

So much photoshop going around

[hallow gate]

oh right...

[severe oxide]

inspect element is a crazy thing

[umbral wind]

Destroys lives for real

[grim edge]

I dont even know how to use microsoft slideshiws

[keen parrot]

nice photoshop man what program do you use

[grim edge]

Hmm...fruity..

💀

[keen parrot]

shut

[hallow gate]

DAMN

[grim edge]

Hm...

This is entertaining

[hallow gate]

anyone have a piece of me tho?

[grim edge]

Nobody likes you fr

[solid cairn]

But yeah @grim edge , I used the key frames and style for the video itself, I synced the transition with the audio beat drop so it sounded smoother, I paired it with a transition at the .4 mark so it was really fast and sudden that goes with the extreme movements that the image does before the beatdrop, and I just added some effects that would give the vibes I wanted it to, old TV etc and it was good,

[hallow gate]

😔

[keen parrot]

I couldn't ss your milk message so no unlucky

[grim edge]

[hallow gate]

OH

[rigid geyser]

[hallow gate]

THANK GOD

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[grim edge]

No watermark=mine

[hallow gate]

i swear if bast sees this even tho i did nothing imma get muted 7 days

[keen parrot]

Ill get mod and look for it through logs dw

[hallow gate]

oh...

[solid cairn]

Bruh

At least give credit @grim edge

I gtg also gn

[grim edge]

Ill tell deep,thanks for reminding me pookie

[keen parrot]

hihi

[rigid geyser]

General being weird as always

[grim edge]

Oooh @fallen valley ~~

[keen parrot]

girl get a grip

[grim edge]

What💀

[hallow gate]

NO STOP

[grim edge]

Am not me rn guys

[hallow gate]

WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME

[rigid geyser]

Snitching🔥

[hallow gate]

hihi

[keen parrot]

dw kitten those 7 days off will leave you with plenty of time to shit on millie in the gc

[hallow gate]

?!?!?!?

[umbral wind]

Expert edits to hide the persons identity

[hallow gate]

swedish bitch what a name

[hallow gate]

oh true

[keen parrot]

😭

[pulsar wing]

I wonder what would happen if I put fentanyl in my ball sac

[grim edge]

Why go to gc whem i can stay in server

[keen parrot]

cause you can have no filter there

[cinder sky]

it’s just a game guys

[grim edge]

Nah ngl,gc is crazierthan me too much for me to handle..

[honest drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[keen parrot]

you know that's not true

[honest drift]

genius

[solid cairn]

@grim edge if you don't give credit I'll sue.

[grim edge]

I dont wna be reported by the feds as one of you guhs-

[umbral wind]

Who you fooling?

[grim edge]

No watermark=no copy rights=mine

[grim edge]

I thought you were going to bed tf,go to sleep

[solid cairn]

I have proof of me making the thing

[primal mirage]

bro thats just 💀 💀

no offense, but ur on the low end 💀

[grim edge]

Send

[solid cairn]

I can't sleep easy knowing you won't know that I'll be recieving big cash money mula from the case

[solid cairn]

Ok let me put a watermark in it so you can't label it as yours.

[grim edge]

Sleep

[grim edge]

Welp,my nitro is expiring tomorrow this is it ig...

[umbral wind]

Tf is millie doing in an egirl server

[grim edge]

500ml syringe with tube

[keen parrot]

go fish for some

[grim edge]

ooh imma do that

[pulsar wing]

Yeah I would die

[severe oxide]

i buy my crack, my smack right here in hollywood

[keen parrot]

uhm sure...

[grim edge]

it's fine

[dark ravine]

I am so tired, it's hard to focus on anything

[grim edge]

You sent invite,i came for the emotes

[pulsar wing]

no

[keen parrot]

you did WHAT for the emotes

[grim edge]

Am not gonna let anyone rub one out while on a vc with me for nitro...

[umbral wind]

🧢

[grim edge]

yes it is, try it

[solid cairn]

Idc if you steal my edit just credit me in it @grim edge

[umbral wind]

That’s where me and you are different I guess

[pulsar wing]

That music is aids

[hallow gate]

wonyoung!

[severe oxide]

i would

[keen parrot]

sometimes you gotta make sacrifice

[grim edge]

[dark ravine]

This sucks

[grim edge]

you what

[severe oxide]

i have no shame

[keen parrot]

😭

[grim edge]

imma just use it as motivatuon to get better at chess to maybe win nitri..

[solid cairn]

You seem like the type of guy to have experience with aids, hop off my nuts do you don't get aids+

[primal mirage]

HIIIIIII

[severe oxide]

i lost all emotion after i ate 7 mcdonalds ice creams in one sitting

[warm spindle]

well look who it is

[grim edge]

No way bro actually placed a watermark,NOOIO

[warm spindle]

💔

[hallow gate]

hru?

[solid cairn]

LL

[severe oxide]

fr

[grim edge]

Idk why this made me giggle

[primal mirage]

Decent, might have failed exxams

[grim edge]

Die.

[dark ravine]

It's hard to work puzzles or anything else, I'm so tired

[grim edge]

Aight imma go now chat,yall are boring...

[rugged lark]

Sup

[solid cairn]

Ok guys I'm gonna go sleep now, @grim edge I will sue you

[grim edge]

Nice fingers

[keen parrot]

awh

[grim edge]

Kewl

[severe oxide]

Arthur Dent is cooking something up

[dark ravine]

what do you mean?

[hallow gate]

why

[severe oxide]

u were typing for a million years

[grim edge]

Cause..yes.

[haughty mortar]

Buy my course on how the knight moves

[hallow gate]

nah

[haughty mortar]

And kadas main line

[keen parrot]

some people just don't like you for no reason 😭

[thorny lake]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/96188620619?tab=review someone review

[dark ravine]

no, I'm just nodding off for seconds while typing

[worn ice]

hasansaloev (1557) vs. def_not_thakur (1429)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. f4 d5 3. e5 Bf5 4. d4 e6 5. Bd3 Ne7 6. h3 h5 7. Be3 Bxd3 8. Qxd3 Nf5 9. Nf3 Qb6 10. b3 Nxe3 11. Qxe3 c5 12. c3 cxd4 13. cxd4 Nc6 14. O-O Nb4 15. Nc3 Nc2 16. Qd2 Nxa1 17. Rxa1 Bb4 18. Qd3 Rc8 19. Ne2 O-O 20. f5 a5 21. Nh4 f6 22. Rf1 fxe5 23. fxe6 Rxf1+ 24. Kxf1 Rf8+ 25. Kg1 exd4 26. Ng6 Re8 27. Nef4 Qd6 28. Qxd4 Bc5 29. Qxc5 Qxc5+ 30. Kh2 Rxe6 31. Nxe6 Qd6+ 32. Nef4 Kh7 33. g3 d4 34. h4 d3 35. Nxd3 Qxd3 36. Nf4 Qc2+ 37. Kh3 Qxa2 38. Nxh5 Qxb3 39. Nf6+ Kg6 40. Ne4 Qe6+ 41. g4 Qxe4 42. h5+ Kh7 43. g5 a4 44. g6+ Qxg6 45. hxg6+ Kxg6 

[dark ravine]

I'm trying to focus on puzzles

but i can't

[hallow gate]

just millie

[grim edge]

@keen parrot make sure to try out jollibee when you get here in the phillipines:D

[keen parrot]

ofc

[dark ravine]

I'm so tired I can't think clearly

[thorny lake]

yo can someone review a game for me

[severe oxide]

ye

[hallow gate]

ofc

[digital phoenix]

jollibee is nice

[keen parrot]

@grim edge what's an appropriate budget for a month there, I'll be going shopping to buy her stuff as well

[grim edge]

I reccomend the chicken spicy,flood your rice with gravy,with a beef steak and the spaghetti ask for extra sauce and for the fries dip the other side with ketchup and the other with gravy,dont forget to get your jollibee toy:D

[dark ravine]

makes rhis really rough

[keen parrot]

💀💀

[hallow gate]

...

[grim edge]

Prolly 4k pesos a month assuming your spending your living in a condo

[thorny lake]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/96188620619?tab=review

[worn ice]

hasansaloev (1557) vs. def_not_thakur (1429)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. f4 d5 3. e5 Bf5 4. d4 e6 5. Bd3 Ne7 6. h3 h5 7. Be3 Bxd3 8. Qxd3 Nf5 9. Nf3 Qb6 10. b3 Nxe3 11. Qxe3 c5 12. c3 cxd4 13. cxd4 Nc6 14. O-O Nb4 15. Nc3 Nc2 16. Qd2 Nxa1 17. Rxa1 Bb4 18. Qd3 Rc8 19. Ne2 O-O 20. f5 a5 21. Nh4 f6 22. Rf1 fxe5 23. fxe6 Rxf1+ 24. Kxf1 Rf8+ 25. Kg1 exd4 26. Ng6 Re8 27. Nef4 Qd6 28. Qxd4 Bc5 29. Qxc5 Qxc5+ 30. Kh2 Rxe6 31. Nxe6 Qd6+ 32. Nef4 Kh7 33. g3 d4 34. h4 d3 35. Nxd3 Qxd3 36. Nf4 Qc2+ 37. Kh3 Qxa2 38. Nxh5 Qxb3 39. Nf6+ Kg6 40. Ne4 Qe6+ 41. g4 Qxe4 42. h5+ Kh7 43. g5 a4 44. g6+ Qxg6 45. hxg6+ Kxg6 

[dark ravine]

I honestly don't know what to do about all this

[severe oxide]

done

[keen parrot]

im not sure how I'll be living but yeah

[grim edge]

Ngl considering i saw you multiple times youd look cute chubby anyway

[hallow gate]

...

[keen parrot]

girl relax

not really 😭

[grim edge]

Its a complment..

[primal mirage]

fat shaming

[grim edge]

Nah

[primal mirage]

tilt, i wouldnt take that ngl ...

they just called u fat

[keen parrot]

yeah i know, just don't

[dark ravine]

This sucks

[grim edge]

Oh,sorry

[severe oxide]

Cant you help me as im startin to burn

[hallow gate]

fr body shaming

[severe oxide]

Too many doses, and im starting to get an attraction

[primal mirage]

!! cyber bullying at its finest

[severe oxide]

My confidence is leaving me on my own

[grim edge]

Remove overall body fat and jog,you cant just make a specific area lose fat unless you undergo surgery.

[keen parrot]

I would rather have her shame me then give me compliments

[severe oxide]

No one can save me and you know i dont want the attention

[grim edge]

Good.

[hallow gate]

true its millie after all

[haughty mortar]

Guys will see this and go like: Hell yeah

[grim edge]

Wait why..

[severe oxide]

The rarely tired lights will take me to new heights

[primal mirage]

xDDD

[keen parrot]

girl i have a girlfriend 😭😭

[severe oxide]

my hand is on the trigger, im ready to ignite

[grim edge]

Oof,i don get it but ill leave that decision to ypu and ill go with it

[grim edge]

Please do

[severe oxide]

Tomorrow might not make it, but everythings all right

[dark ravine]

I can't study and I can't play. I don't know what to do

[keen parrot]

don't be saying i look cute and shit

[flint junco]

he be like that

[severe oxide]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0wgAotx2BRq097ibZcjlji?si=c656e262cd764406

[grim edge]

I used to workout for the whole 2023 to get the hourglass kind of body started at february and stopped at october cause chess devoured me...this actually reminded me to go back jogging

[dark ravine]

no energy for that

[digital phoenix]

losing by 4 combat score sucks

[grim edge]

Man dont say that everyone is unique and has different talents :/

[hallow gate]

L

[severe oxide]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5kUV7lgY9xb8e3KJ8nMFZS?si=877ecaf5c3d44315

[flint junco]

truth needed to be said

[keen parrot]

trash rank

[digital phoenix]

well i was bronze 1 so its gonna take a while

[keen parrot]

how did that work for you with liya

[grim edge]

Your life sucks

Truth needed to be said... 😦

[dark ravine]

my wife would object to thst

[severe oxide]

We all know you're going to hell. Come back to life, I'll send you myself.

[grim edge]

Outstanding move.

[flint junco]

sucks because you’re in it

[warm spindle]

no

[severe oxide]

Dig that casket from the dirt, you dont deserve to be one with the earth

[grim edge]

I barely know you

[keen parrot]

truly inspirational lyrics by our girl leah kate

[flint junco]

it sucks because now i’m aware of your existence

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-meme-anime-manga-one-piece-monkey-d-luffy-gif-4849530166777810117

[digital phoenix]

average tyler

[keen parrot]

tyler be dodging this one

[grim edge]

F it,am fighting a losing game here-

[rigid geyser]

Are you gonna rizz up the flower pfp today too

[dark ravine]

She's asleep

[flint junco]

lol sorry you’re awesome btw

[rigid geyser]

Wake her up

[dark ravine]

That's a bad idea

[keen parrot]

what movie did you guys watch

[rigid geyser]

Try

[rigid geyser]

Didn't she flee the country?

[grim edge]

Awhh..i love you

[subtle cloak]

my social teacher gave me the most stupid assignment ever

[keen parrot]

bro already moved on smh

[dark ravine]

She's in bed with a 103 degree fever

[rigid geyser]

Even better

[subtle cloak]

L movie

[stable mirage]

[rigid geyser]

Amazing movie for a first date

[haughty mortar]

Why is bro fleeing the country

[subtle cloak]

fr fr

[grim edge]

About what?

[keen parrot]

nothing

[grim edge]

Spill the beans

[subtle cloak]

Human centipede isnt even horror its straight up disgusting 🤮

[rigid geyser]

[keen parrot]

nah

[rigid geyser]

Haven't watched it tbh but keep hearing that it's trash

[digital phoenix]

you should stream it in chess.com vc

[rigid geyser]

🔥

[dark ravine]

dude, my issue at this ooint is@that I can't rocus on games or puzzles because I'm tired

[grim edge]

Please...

[rigid geyser]

Tyler got the rizz

[dark ravine]

so I don't know wtf to do

[terse palm]

i'm on 14 in a row rn

[keen parrot]

lemme think.... nop

[minor owl]

Hi gus

[grim edge]

😦

[rigid geyser]

Cheese

[dark ravine]

tried that, pain is keeping me awake

[minor owl]

Yes

[dark ravine]

My kid kicked me about 4 hrs ago

[rigid geyser]

Don't need to switch sides for that

[minor owl]

🧀

[rigid geyser]

Skill issue

[dark ravine]

I'm still hurting

[rigid geyser]

Did you kick him back

[haughty mortar]

W

[dark ravine]

her, and no

[minor owl]

Are u still trying to improve 💀

[dark ravine]

I was on the floor for 5+ minutrs after

[rigid geyser]

I definitely would ngl

[keen parrot]

okay guys im going back to sleep probably

[minor owl]

🤑

[dark ravine]

yep

[keen parrot]

baibai

[rigid geyser]

Gn vinum

[minor owl]

Good night 😘

[worthy yarrow]

bye tilt

[rigid geyser]

Dayum

[subtle cloak]

i wouldnt watch that movie ever again

[dark ravine]

She's 14, and about 160 lbs

[rigid geyser]

How old you is

[dark ravine]

No

[rigid geyser]

Why is a 14 y.o kicking you in the balls bro

[minor owl]

Context

[minor owl]

This sounds bad without context

[haughty mortar]

Avarage general chat

[rigid geyser]

Ik

[dark ravine]

Pissed off that we told her to go bed

[rigid geyser]

Dam she got anger issues

[dark ravine]

yep

[rigid geyser]

That's wild

Ngl if I were you, I'd move out

New family🔥

Just rebirth

Restart your life

Pretty simple

[dark ravine]

She once bit me hard enough that as I pulled my sleeve away, one of her teeth came with it

[rigid geyser]

What in the world

Ngl wouldn't be surprised if you're like 14 saying the most random shit ever

Kinda entertaining tho

[dark ravine]

no, I wish

[subtle cloak]

I think she has rabies

[dark ravine]

That hand isn't broken

[subtle cloak]

if that hand isnt broken

[rigid geyser]

A wild animal in the house

[dark ravine]

The kid has autism

[minor owl]

Bro is on the spectrum

[rigid geyser]

😭

[dark ravine]

Likely yes

[rigid geyser]

Made me laugh in class😭

[dark ravine]

Never diagnosed though

[subtle cloak]

'

[minor owl]

Pay attention in class

[rigid geyser]

Autistic behavior

[subtle cloak]

I shouldve done it to my dad 🗣️🗣️

[rigid geyser]

Man it's biology

[haughty mortar]

💀

[rigid geyser]

Ok break started W

[haughty mortar]

Someone was raised wrong

[minor owl]

Best subj imo

[subtle cloak]

No birthday gift and didnt even show up 🗣️

[hallow gate]

man

[rigid geyser]

Tbh it's interesting but the teacher sucks

[minor owl]

I mean if the teacher sux then ya I can imagine bio sucking

[dark ravine]

honestly I should probably be in the ER right now

she got me pretty good

[haughty mortar]

Sell her

[subtle cloak]

wait you are the dad?

[rigid geyser]

Facts

[haughty mortar]

Big Mike from cartel will know what to do

🔥🗣️🗣️

[subtle cloak]

they wouldnt even take her in for free 💀

[cosmic nexus]

anyone wanna play a game

[minor owl]

No

[hallow gate]

no

[subtle cloak]

no

[hallow gate]

ew

[minor owl]

Wait valid pfp I love u bro

[rigid geyser]

Sell organs

[haughty mortar]

Cost for gas while taking her to mexico would exceed the cost 💀

[cosmic nexus]

alrighty tyler durden send a link

[minor owl]

🤔🤙

[dark ravine]

Does the word "hematuria"'mean anything to any of you?

[rigid geyser]

Tyler what's your elo

[cosmic nexus]

siick good luck

[haughty mortar]

Tyler has my “how does the pawn move” course, he 2800

[dark ravine]

yep...

[cosmic nexus]

I'm not sober right now I hope u win LMAO

[rigid geyser]

Damn what a pro

[dark ravine]

yay

[rigid geyser]

Coach me please

[rigid geyser]

[subtle cloak]

Nah her organs wouldnt be worth much too

[dark ravine]

probably better to wait 7 hrs until urgent care is opeb

[haughty mortar]

Beat her

[minor owl]

Bro calm down 😕

Nahhh 💀💀👏👏👏

[dark ravine]

Rather not deal with cops

[subtle cloak]

wtf too far

[subtle cloak]

Are you the dad tho?

[rigid geyser]

He is

[minor owl]

She hit u u hit her

[dark ravine]

after

[haughty mortar]

Hell yeah

[rigid geyser]

Man I wanna say so many things rn

But also don't want to get banned

[subtle cloak]

NaAAH if my dad was on discord id hit him too

[rich egret]

Wat is going on

[rigid geyser]

Lmao

[minor owl]

Hi

[haughty mortar]

If yo kid kicks u in the nuts you take away their basic human rights

[rich egret]

Bye

[minor owl]

Huh

[rigid geyser]

🔥

[rich egret]

What?

[rigid geyser]

Show them pain worse than period

[minor owl]

Idk mustve been the wind

[rich egret]

Probably,
Good day

[haughty mortar]

The kid getting sent straight to the Gulag

[minor owl]

Yes

[rigid geyser]

Ong

[haughty mortar]

We making it out of the gaza strip with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[minor owl]

💀

[rigid geyser]

Does that vid contain her singing again

Cuz if it is I ain't clicking

[rich egret]

How to get banned from this server?

[minor owl]

Yes don't watch it

[rigid geyser]

Say the most messed up shit ever and have no common sense

[rigid geyser]

Alr thanks

[rich egret]

Hmm
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[haughty mortar]

Bro aint making it out of twitter with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[severe oxide]

🇮🇱

[rich egret]

Had to disable my account to get a break

[rich egret]

🇮🇱 🔫 🇵🇸
(Ban me mods)

[haughty mortar]

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[minor owl]

Stop abusing that combination of emojis

[haughty mortar]

Waaaaaaa 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[minor owl]

NO STOP IT

[rich egret]

[haughty mortar]

Okay 🔥🗣️🗣️

[minor owl]

It should only be used wisely

[haughty mortar]

Cereal

[severe oxide]

life is reduced to ones and zeros

[minor owl]

Nom nom

[minor owl]

Uh no?

[haughty mortar]

And oreos

[minor owl]

Oreos suck

[haughty mortar]

Di e

[minor owl]

They are too sweet 🍭🍬🍬

Too many calories

[rigid geyser]

Raghhh

[severe oxide]

@srevermpds prfole ofenfend mree

[minor owl]

Just eat cereal oats

[rigid geyser]

Ban them mods

Ban cheese

[minor owl]

The mods hate me already they actually will ban me dont fuhk around

[rigid geyser]

[haughty mortar]

What colour is your unpaid worker

[rigid geyser]

Why

I wonder if they hate me

[severe oxide]

go listen to ur gay little pop songs

[haughty mortar]

Yes

[rigid geyser]

:(

[minor owl]

Idk I get muted for the goofiest things like omg 👁️👄👁️

[haughty mortar]

I invented the left part of the board

Rare skin

[minor owl]

I got muted for sending pig 🐖 emojis to a guy

[rigid geyser]

At least you ain't banned yet

🗿

[haughty mortar]

Count your days

[rigid geyser]

No

[haughty mortar]

Can you count???

[rigid geyser]

I will NEVER get banned from here

[minor owl]

I can't count

[haughty mortar]

Bro lives on discord

[haughty mortar]

7177

[rigid geyser]

Yes

[cosmic nexus]

@grim edge good game man you're pretty good for a 500 I think

[haughty mortar]

No

[rigid geyser]

No

[haughty mortar]

He has my kadas mainline course

[severe oxide]

"Bat Country" is based on a book called Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. There is also a movie with the same name with Johnny Depp and Benicio del Toro as the leading actors.

[haughty mortar]

Buy my how many squares the board has course

[cosmic nexus]

ahh well he played the pirc so I dont think he liked it

[haughty mortar]

No

[rigid geyser]

Price?

[cosmic nexus]

lmao what you mean

[haughty mortar]

5

[minor owl]

Ok ig I'll have to humble you 🥱🥱

[rigid geyser]

5 what

[haughty mortar]

Peso

[minor owl]

Lemme hop on my pc first

[rigid geyser]

Alr buying

[minor owl]

Ye

[cosmic nexus]

ahh gotchu thanks man
I'm stoned but I think I played well too

[minor owl]

(💩)Ryuk vs el cheesy ( 🧀)
Put ur votes in

Wait lemme hop on pc

[jovial vector]

Anyone wanna play a game of rapid ?

[rigid geyser]

Gl cheese

[haughty mortar]

Class starting 😔🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀

[rigid geyser]

Same

[haughty mortar]

Bye

[cosmic nexus]

sure
I'm high so I'll make a few mistakes, wanna do blitz instead?

[rigid geyser]

English

[cosmic nexus]

we can do rapid though

[rigid geyser]

But it's good since I don't have to do anything

[jovial vector]

😂 blitz is fine

[cosmic nexus]

alrighty!

[flat kraken]

i wanna spectate

[subtle cloak]

my cousin is coming over today 😰

[flat kraken]

what y’all username

[cosmic nexus]

I can stream it if you want

[rigid geyser]

Is that bad

[minor owl]

@grim edge wait bo ❤️

[flat kraken]

nuh uh i just wanna watch on cc

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/848546259354517514

[jovial vector]

I haven’t been playing chess much at all I’m probably very washed

[cosmic nexus]

that's the spirit

[minor owl]

Huh

[cosmic nexus]

gotchu gotchu
its even then

https://play.chess.com/ofGug

[cosmic nexus]

mine is YouAreG0d

[rigid geyser]

[severe oxide]

join study lounge 1 and ill teach you the giuoco piano

[minor owl]

oi send the match link again i am ready

ill clap u 🤙

[subtle cloak]

it is

[rigid geyser]

Why

[flat kraken]

Goofy aah 1000 blitx game 🤡

[terse palm]

ez

[severe oxide]

win

[rigid geyser]

I'll tell once I reach 1k

[terse palm]

don't hang piece

[minor owl]

guys i messed up

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> vase07

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 937 (939 peak)
Blitz: 307
Bullet: 483 (peak)

[rigid geyser]

I'm so trash🔥🔥

[terse palm]

just do puzzles and don't hang pieces and you'll make 1000 ez

[severe oxide]

if u want to reach 1000 elo join study lounge 1 and ill teach u some epic openings

[terse palm]

focus on board awareness then

when a piece moves think about what it is doing

and remember lol

[bright glade]

i have that for knights

[severe oxide]

do puzzles

[rigid geyser]

I spam lichess puzzles

[worthy yarrow]

just keep practicing and it'll eventually become easier for you

just like riding a bike

[cosmic nexus]

@jovial vector sick game

[flat kraken]

the most bombaclat game i’ve ever seen a 1000 play 💀

[jovial vector]

I’m actually so bad blundered 2 pieces within 40 seconds 💀

[cosmic nexus]

LMAO ik ik
i blundered too its fine

its blitz so its okay

[jovial vector]

I haven’t played chess in a while man 😂

[worthy yarrow]

that's good

keep doing them

[cosmic nexus]

I feel pretty proud of myself for that, I thought I'd get crushed

[minor owl]

BRO I HAD MATE I MISSED IT

AAAAHHHH

[rigid geyser]

Is there any way to make puzzles on lichess harder

[flat kraken]

spoken like a true 1200

[rugged lark]

Ayoooo

[rigid geyser]

Since they're always around the same diff

[cold ember]

Playing a 32 move game with 90.2% accuracy as a >500

[rugged lark]

Who wanna play chess

[cold ember]

completely accidental genius

[flat kraken]

get better so it gives you harder puzzles 🤡

[cosmic nexus]

yeah there's a setting on the left if you're on desktop

[rigid geyser]

Where

Oh desktop makes sense

[stable mirage]

3600 level puzzles

[subtle cloak]

i got the entire german ss division as a cousin

[grim edge]

W cousin

[cosmic nexus]

does he have adhd

[grim edge]

[worthy yarrow]

when your rating increases the puzzle will be harder

[subtle cloak]

i dont think bro just has adhd

[minor owl]

ok ill clap him ez

[rigid geyser]

Oh I see

[flat kraken]

Don’t feel bad just remember with the same letters in autism you can spell autism 💯

[subtle cloak]

ill ship him to you

[rigid geyser]

I only use lichess for puzzles lol

Anyway thanks for the info

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/return-to-sender-dont-want-simpsons-gif-20018785

[minor owl]

@grim edge HOW DID U ACCIDENTLY KEEP PROTECTING THAT MATE

u didnt see that mate

GAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

mb

[rigid geyser]

💀

[minor owl]

i thank all the fans that believed me in

[subtle cloak]

you thought he was a W

[subtle cloak]

Ill ship him to you

[minor owl]

they came inside me during the match

[rigid geyser]

Nah

[minor owl]

i had a flash back

[rigid geyser]

Don't let that shit come near me

[rigid geyser]

Sticky

[rigid geyser]

You can keep him no worries

[minor owl]

i dont blame u

ok ig i need to humble another fool 😪

[rigid geyser]

He's like 500 chill

I think so at least

[minor owl]

( )tyler vs el cheesy ( )
cast ur votes

[subtle cloak]

He can keep away everyone from entering your house

[rigid geyser]

[grim edge]

because he annoys you not me

[rigid geyser]

I hate discord

[rigid geyser]

The only good part about him fr

[terse palm]

opponent is rated 300 elo higher
me: e4
them: game aborted

[grim edge]

Common Vaso W

[subtle cloak]

i dont think he plays candy crush

[grim edge]

🥱

[rigid geyser]

[minor owl]

he is making random moves i am scared

he is cooking

[cold ember]

i beat my opponent and he chatted that i am "literally fat" after the game

[rigid geyser]

Lol

[cold ember]

okay then

[rigid geyser]

Are you fat tho

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/848546232339398677

[cold ember]

i wouldnt say so, if measured by BMI at least

[rigid geyser]

That's good

[minor owl]

are u from Tennessee

[rigid geyser]

Shut up

[minor owl]

by any chance

mb bo

[terse palm]

i wish it was as easy to gain elo as weight

[minor owl]

us

[subtle cloak]

he is he sent me a pic of this 🤓

[rigid geyser]

He? Cancel Jouchy rn

[minor owl]

who ?

i am not following chat rn

busy clapping tyler

[cold ember]

Or lose weight as easily as lose elo

[grim edge]

Gym when creatine: 💀 Gym when steriods: 💀 Gym when i listen to Lady Gaga:

[rigid geyser]

[subtle cloak]

They/them 🤓

[rigid geyser]

Ew

[minor owl]

he is suffocating he has no moves to play

[deft socket]

[cold ember]

Hey @minor owl

[glossy kayak]

wassup

[cold ember]

What is a E-10 hotel

[minor owl]

eatin deez nuts get clapped childd

[rigid geyser]

Hello

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-dress-up-darling-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-sono-bisque-doll-marin-kitagawa-kitagawa-marin-gif-24619880

[glossy kayak]

looking for low elo chess players to play with me 💀

[floral mauve]

Magnus and Pep were in an interview together

[warm spindle]

i low eyo

[cold ember]

lets play a game then

[rigid geyser]

[glossy kayak]

what is your elo?

[glossy kayak]

what is your elo?

[deft socket]

how much urs?

[cold ember]

275 blitz, cause i keep losing on time since i mostly play at work

[glossy kayak]

218 (Rapid

[rugged lark]

Is lichess better than chess.com??

[glossy kayak]

in rapid?

[cold ember]

400 rapid

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mikasa-snk-gif-26231528

[glossy kayak]

WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT HERE?

[warm spindle]

123 blitz

[deft socket]

nice

[glossy kayak]

so when did you join?

[warm spindle]

289 rapid

[echo kestrel]

Guys, I actually got this position in a game, absolutely insane

[cold ember]

January this year

[glossy kayak]

september this year 💀

[echo kestrel]

Bro there's people who joined in october who are already 2200

[cold ember]

tbh i don't really play to climb

i have literally 0 theory and mainly just wing my games

[severe oxide]

u don’t need theory at <500 lmaoo

[cold ember]

yeah true

[severe oxide]

u just need like semi understanding of basic tactics

[teal herald]

Kings Indian defence ig

[minor owl]

tyler is getting rolled no offence

[cold ember]

i just try to avoid blundering my queens and getting forked

but if you have a tactic against me i will eventually probably fall for it

[rigid geyser]

I haven't studied any and I'm at 930

Need to after 1k right

[random crest]

No. After 1800

[nimble niche]

hey incho

should i buy a baguette before going to school tomorrow and bring that to school?

[rigid geyser]

[wet sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/drum-drums-drumming-drummer-milesteller-gif-5028605

[rigid geyser]

Yes!

[subtle cloak]

pErfect set of drums ruined

[nimble niche]

today one of my friends randomly bought a baguette from a supermarket and started eating it while walking

[minor owl]

damn champ @grim edge 💀

[rigid geyser]

That's common here ngl

[dense ether]

Hi y'all

[rigid geyser]

Helo

I talk here more often than a server I moderate in

[minor owl]

ya i thot that u thot that so i thot i should do that

[warm spindle]

recommended not needed

[random crest]

What u doin here

[rigid geyser]

You wanna play in like 30 mins Tyler

[glossy kayak]

[warm spindle]

trust

[rigid geyser]

Okai

[minor owl]

thanks

[glossy kayak]

How many brilliant moves have you made?

[dense ether]

Idk just looking

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-marin-kitagawa-kitagawa-marin-sono-bisque-gif-24864119

[minor owl]

f

[rigid geyser]

Like 4 but only 1 of them was on purpose and calculated

[minor owl]

exactly

um i am actually scared of losing to u

[glossy kayak]

1 (All calculated)

[minor owl]

so ill walk away with my w

[rigid geyser]

Brb class

[glossy kayak]

but fr 3 mistaken moves that were a ?!

[minor owl]

ya i shall also leave

[rigid geyser]

Ah alright bye bye

[minor owl]

@grim edge go get stronger challenge me later ( i am scared shitless)

[warm spindle]

how i be edging on my due dates

[minor owl]

why is everyone edging

[random crest]

Smh not 59

[minor owl]

alr bo luv u ❤️ good bye

[warm spindle]

sigma take over

[warm spindle]

11 59 is an edge too far...

[cold ember]

lets play?

[echo kestrel]

Oooo what is this?