💬〡general-off-topic

[solid cairn]

im gonna use my mouth parts to consume my food

[storm crown]

crazy bro i went from 400 to 1200 in a week

[cedar drift]

Those who suffer before it is necessary suffer more than is necessary, i believe you are to enamoured with your own pain my guy you are imagining failings before they even come about, quoting taylor tomlison, you are a self fulfilling prophecy

[desert nebula]

but u know chess gets harder at the 1400 level

[dark ravine]

no, this pain is only about 45 minutes old

[solid cairn]

WHEN IS MY KING GOING TO RETURN

[storm crown]

yeah

someone once estimated my elo was around 2200

i couldnt sleep that night

imagine how high my elo couldve been if i didnt stop playing

[cedar drift]

Ok how about this, you have said your piece you are in pain we acknowledge it and we have given you advice, what are you going to do now, im interested because i know feel invested in this story and itd be a bit ungentlemanly to deny my closure i think

[cedar drift]

Brother 2200 is still in sight, its always in sight, i believe in you ✊

[storm crown]

no chance

i stopped playing 2 years ago

my elo dropped like a stone

i just started playing again a couple months ago

[dark ravine]

I don't know what I'm going to do right now. I'm passing out while I'm typing

[storm crown]

but barely

[solid cairn]

yall watch brad??

[grim edge]

@vital acorn @storm crown hmm

[cedar drift]

Everything starts somewhere why are you all so pessimistic

[storm crown]

did u have to ping me

[grim edge]

yes

[storm crown]

couldve pinged somebody else

[grim edge]

@cursive dagger

[storm crown]

beteter

[storm crown]

nah its how we built

now im gona play blitz and lose

[cedar drift]

Well thats part of chess :( ask hikaru 😞

[solid cairn]

@summer bone

My lord and savior hikaru please grant wisdom

[cedar drift]

Whoa

Nah way is that actually him lol

[solid cairn]

Hes probably dominating tilted tuesday afgter magnus lost 3-1 to anish giri

[cedar drift]

Ah probably not

Oh tt probably

I was watching tt day

Nepo got crushed by some random fm

It was crazy

[marsh dragon]

magnus lost?

[solid cairn]

yo wtf im staring at this video that penguinz0 made, "the time i tried to suck my own d***"

[storm crown]

is that actually him

[mortal jacinth]

whoa havent been on here in a while

[solid cairn]

no

[cedar drift]

?

Surely thats not an actuall title

[solid cairn]

dont make me

[storm crown]

much sa

[mortal jacinth]

ok time to leave

[solid cairn]

yes it is search it up 💀 i would have sent the thumbnail of the video but i dont want ot get banned

[storm crown]

d

[cedar drift]

Hes already changed the title

:( i was too late

[solid cairn]

[dark ravine]

@fallen valley I was wrong

[marsh dragon]

my glorious king magnus lost?

how could this be

[solid cairn]

You guys know that drug cartel tiktok guy?

[cedar drift]

Oh!!!

[marsh dragon]

Why you exposing me

[cedar drift]

Ive seen his yt stuff the SMNN guy

Hes dope

[solid cairn]

Yes, well ive discovered a video of him

let me just send it to u in dms.

[primal shore]

Do you guys remember in the 2000s when everyone was obsessed with poker for some reason

[cedar drift]

I hate how he writes it SMNN but then pronounces it CMNN tho it triggers me

[grim edge]

I wasn't born

[solid cairn]

yes

[cedar drift]

Idk im still obsessed with poker

[primal shore]

you're born after 2010?

[primal shore]

Me too

[grim edge]

Oh no 2008

[fickle rampart]

Yes the 240p poker clips from YouTube

[primal shore]

you were born in the 2000s then dummy

[fickle rampart]

Like when that guy got quad aces and lost to royal flush

[cedar drift]

Ive mémorised all the odds of all the hands for an 8 player game of texas hold em

[primal shore]

I would fking cry

[fallen valley]

You're like 12 bro why are you here

[cedar drift]

Wow

[grim edge]

I didn't watch yt until I was 9 or 10 I didn't even know what was internet

[grim edge]

15

[primal shore]

2*

[cedar drift]

Quick maths

[grim edge]

die.

[grim edge]

2023-2008 is 12 bruh what

[primal shore]

Woosh

[cedar drift]

2+3 =5 i think

[grim edge]

Bro ur math is not mathing

[cedar drift]

Im not sure and then add 10

I think that might be 15

Idk doe

[grim edge]

Ye I am 15

[serene cedar]

@fading roost Report about chess cheating tool

[primal shore]

2 + 2 is 4 -1 dats 3 quick maffs

[fallen valley]

Correct

[primal shore]

Threeeeeee is a magic numbbeerrrr

[fallen valley]

Anyone born 2007+ is <12

[grim edge]

No 2023- 2008 is 15 lol u r so silly

[cedar drift]

Cause 1 is the loneliest number and 2 is barely better than 1

[primal shore]

11.5

[grim edge]

Ocean what?!?

huh

[fallen valley]

I am stating facts and nothing else

[cedar drift]

I agree?

[grim edge]

fax thi

I'm so confuse lol

[solid cairn]

for guys, waking up gotta be the second hardest thing in the morning (if yk yk)

[cedar drift]

God deepocean how old have we gotten i thought 2003 wasnt too bad

[serene cedar]

nice english

[grim edge]

anyone younger than me is a baby and anyone older than me is a grandpa

[primal shore]

[grim edge]

Thank u I rarely speak english

[solid cairn]

my brother was born in 2007, and hes 16

[primal shore]

Some people speak more then this rubbish

[serene cedar]

and?

[fallen valley]

Wrong

[glacial fulcrum]

Bro is not getting the joke

[serene cedar]

shush

[grim edge]

I'm just saying thank u

[solid cairn]

BRITAN

[cedar drift]

Well no i dont like using you as a refrence how about me? Im hip and cool and i can pull off a tuxedo without looking like im going to prom

[solid cairn]

im defenitly not

[serene cedar]

🥰

[grim edge]

^^

[serene cedar]

ok

[grim edge]

ok

[grim edge]

What if same age

[grim edge]

bitches

[cedar drift]

God all might man do you not go blind everytime you gaze upon your profile

[grim edge]

I could be your bitches (this is a joke)

[serene cedar]

ihve gtg

[cedar drift]

o7

[dark ravine]

Heh. Well, I made the claim I'd never break 450.

Guess I have to admit I was wrong. We'll see if claims I'll never break 500 accurate now

[cedar drift]

Brother

Your gonna be 800 by January

And 1400 this time next year

[static ridge]

u definetly will

[cedar drift]

And 2000 the year after just believe

[static ridge]

in october i set the goal to get to 1200 by the end of the year, and i was 800 elo

[cedar drift]

And play

And look at you now

[static ridge]

i am now 1375 with 20 days to spare

[potent carbon]

But not me

[static ridge]

if u set a goal

[fluid isle]

Things change

[static ridge]

and put ur mind to it u can do it for sure

if you study hard enough

[grim edge]

Remeber, if you work hard enough you will be able to break it. I thought I'd never could reach 1000, but now I am 1500.

[cedar drift]

Yea you know what yall can be pessimistic peters all you like im gonna go and watch some cute kittens to cure the depression yall just gave me

[restive crater]

Bullshit

[grim edge]

Poor u and have fun :)

[static ridge]

ur 2200-2399 of course ur saying tat

cuz once u reach good enough, you think everyone below you can never reach you

for some people like you

now that ur 2000+, everyone is trash but you and other 2000+s

[grim edge]

no

[restive crater]

I don't even know what topic you're talking about. I just wanted to say bullshit

[grim edge]

anyone down for a game rn

[static ridge]

topic ☠️

[restive crater]

https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-gif-3752614168229208984

[static ridge]

yea

send link make sure its unrated

[fluid isle]

I want to hit 2K on cc, but seems need to work on the openings as well😁

[static ridge]

how are you gm and not 2000

[peak plank]

hes neither

he isnt a GM bro

[static ridge]

@grim edge send

[fluid isle]

It is what it is

[peak plank]

just because they set it as their nick doesnt mean its true

[static ridge]

oh hes not mb

did discord update

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/pq3i4

[peak plank]

see?

[fluid isle]

Exactly 💯

[peak plank]

look Im a GM now

[grim edge]

Ye

[peak plank]

smh

[fluid isle]

[static ridge]

colin im not sctually 664

[restive crater]

Also, 2000-2500s on chesscom are trash lol. Don't let some numbers fool you. All they do is move fast and see some cute tactics

[grim edge]

How did u from 1361 rapid down to 664..

[grim edge]

Omg this mean I can be a 2000 :O

[restive crater]

Absolutely

[grim edge]

2000s are trash

except in rapid

[solid cairn]

You're name is trash

[grim edge]

in rapid they are frickin tryhard nerds

[grim edge]

ok bruh

[solid cairn]

pluh

[grim edge]

so many people been shitting on my name lately lmao

[grim edge]

This about to be me

[grim edge]

good luck above 1600 rapid it gets pretty serious

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[grim edge]

Don't let people judge you enjoy what you love

I wont

[solid cairn]

Cause you're name is unfunny

[grim edge]

Ngl I played without paying any attention to get to 1500

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-roblox-gif-2710788926599196923

[lament jacinth]

If people are shitting on the toilet rather than in the toilet then im concerned

[harsh mortar]

well when you post stuff like that, I dont think its the name that people make fun of

[solid cairn]

9 year old

[restive crater]

Rapid has the weakest pool of players compared to blitz and bullet

[lament jacinth]

@solid cairn hi bbg

[primal shore]

The hell it does

[solid cairn]

it reminds me of those minecraft school episodes

[grim edge]

really? i always felt i had a rougher time with 1700 rapid then 1800 blitz

[solid cairn]

Hello bbg wanna 1v1

[primal shore]

All the 1700s i played blundered queen's n shit

[lament jacinth]

Not atm

[primal shore]

In rapid.

[solid cairn]

ok

[grim edge]

maybe i just havent played enough rapid games

[shy pike]

rapid == fast

[primal shore]

I'm always up like a full piece or like 7 ponds against 1700s

[grim edge]

like they either suck or play really good

[primal shore]

Omg ormy ily

[primal shore]

true tho

[shy pike]

<33

[grim edge]

i need to find a trash 1700 to farm in rapid

[primal shore]

Farming is silly

[harsh mortar]

thats not how chess works

[grim edge]

ok kranmik

[restive crater]

Maybe that's just you. But in general if you look click on a 2000 rapid player's profile you'll most likely see they're 1500-1700 blitz. Most 2000+ blitz players don't play rapid because above 2000 rapid there's a ton of cheaters

[primal shore]

I'd get farmed gladly but wouldn't farm

[grim edge]

Until millie reach 1600 I'll start tryhard at chess again

[primal shore]

Go on lichess for above 2100 rapid

Lichess has real players up to like 2800

Well....2800 is pushing but 2650

[solid cairn]

should i get my blitz rating up??!

[restive crater]

Yeah, there's less cheaters in the rapid pool on lichess. But that's because nobody cares about lichess. For some reason chesscom ratings have more meaning lol

[grim edge]

you should get ratings up yes

[static ridge]

no skill

[primal shore]

To a point yea but for skill grind yk

[solid cairn]

loath me in all your goodness for i am god

[grim edge]

sigh

[grim edge]

@primal shore say the line

[primal shore]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[solid cairn]

No.

[grim edge]

faxxxx

[grim edge]

Lol

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-pacman-speechbubble-above-gif-26156649

[fluid isle]

Yes, but do you not think their blitz ratings are underrated if they are 2000+ rapid?

[grim edge]

my man starky hasnt been on in quite a bit

[grim edge]

@dreamy siren look at his brilliant!

[static ridge]

fr

[solid cairn]

Yay now i can also make my new video

[static ridge]

ur a youtuber

for chess

[grim edge]

he hasnt spoke the truth in a minute bruh

[static ridge]

arent you 1k

[solid cairn]

chess and othe5r stuff

[dark ravine]

Ever win a game, go through self analysis, and marvel at how badly you played?

[grim edge]

he just been offline

[solid cairn]

1100, but whats your point

[fallen valley]

Always

[static ridge]

nvm

[grim edge]

gg btw @static ridge

[static ridge]

gg i suck

[dark ravine]

I blunded a queen, but the opponent missed it

[static ridge]

ur him

[dark ravine]

that just hurts to seee

[restive crater]

No, they usually have hundreds/thousands of blitz games

[static ridge]

why does it say ur 762

[solid cairn]

what you think all cuz im 1100 i cant run a youtube channel that does chess content every so often

[static ridge]

I DIDNT SAY THAT HOLY CRAP

[solid cairn]

cuz i dont play blitz often, i like rapid more

[static ridge]

i said that i thought ur 1000, but i saw 762 on the screen

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vsmack Vsmack (vsmack9999_yt)

This is the Chess.com profile of vsmack9999_yt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Vsmack Vsmack (vsmack9999_yt)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1144 (1254 peak)
Blitz: 762 (781 peak)
Bullet: 808 (964 peak)

[solid cairn]

ok

[static ridge]

bro is taking everything personally jeez chill

blud has no chill

[solid cairn]

it was 1 thing

[fluid isle]

Yes, makes sense. I thought the ratings should be almost same in all the formats.

[solid cairn]

i need to go now, make my video

[grim edge]

Have fun ^^

[solid cairn]

tyu

[primal shore]

I'm gonna start content creation and coaching when I get titled and in like 2 months have a bigger following then this guy

[grim edge]

wait how did we miss 20. rxd4 lmao

[primal shore]

I'd put money on it

[static ridge]

probably

[grim edge]

any titled player would have more subs and views than a 13 year old

[static ridge]

*thats 1100

[primal shore]

heh I know

[static ridge]

so yes

[static ridge]

wait im sped

[primal shore]

see I feel like if I'm titled surely someone will watch me cuz I can milk the 'master' part of the title and they'll think I'm god

[grim edge]

you owe me a bullet match

[primal shore]

In due time ducky

In due time

[static ridge]

lucy is insane

[grim edge]

smh

[static ridge]

ly good

[grim edge]

pretentious ahh mfo

[static ridge]

u should do the chess.com lessons

[primal shore]

Yessir

[glossy radish]

👀

[primal shore]

Ew

[static ridge]

bruh

i watch those things all day

[grim edge]

most of them useless

[static ridge]

i pick the good ones

[grim edge]

Haiiii V

[primal shore]

@glossy radish can you be my first student for the price of platonic love when I'm titled

[grim edge]

i was gonna say smthg that would've gotten me banned

[static ridge]

simon williams is good

[grim edge]

i thought buddy would be your first student

[shy pike]

Say

[primal shore]

Oh shi true

[grim edge]

pass

[shy pike]

say

[grim edge]

no

[static ridge]

one time after someone said something funny, i said i was snigering, and i got banned

[primal shore]

Im gonna do an irl vlog named "I played mittens irl" and its buddy

[grim edge]

omg car

[primal shore]

Snicker

[glossy radish]

heyyyy

[primal shore]

Is the correct word

[static ridge]

snigering means laughing

[glossy radish]

i’ll pass

[copper scaffold]

[primal shore]

What you said ain't a word

[static ridge]

no, snigering is a word

[primal shore]

That's snickering

[static ridge]

with 2 g's

[shy pike]

ye it is

[copper scaffold]

Sir you dropped your 🧢

[mystic stream]

anyone use swag bucks

[primal shore]

what the freak

[copper scaffold]

What's that?

[primal shore]

Oki goodnight little tiny people in my phone

[mystic stream]

its like this website where u do quests and stuff for rewrads

[copper scaffold]

Modern slavery

[mystic stream]

then u convert it to gift cards

[pulsar wing]

Not really

[shy pike]

modern slavery is slavery

smh

[pulsar wing]

Exactly

[copper scaffold]

Oh small quests big reward?

[pulsar wing]

Depends on what reward you want

[shy pike]

exactly!!

[solid cairn]

I love thje video im making

[shy pike]

I dont

[solid cairn]

i suppose its not that good but it still represents my move

[grim edge]

Nighty

[flint junco]

womp womp

[grim edge]

ΩωΩ

םשם

[native laurel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/580076765087662131/743189913067061279/image0.gif?ex=651e664b&is=651d14cb&hm=98ea88b4f9dcdfecf957717461e899d1bea9f9319b404a467be22ce67d5baebc&

[grim edge]

i dont think that gif is catching anyone by surprise

and are you old enough for discord?

[solid cairn]

i am realizing how long this video is gonna take to edit.

the keyframes are insane

[grim edge]

#1183493815596765304 message

[minor owl]

Good morning gus

[digital kayak]

How is he not

[grim edge]

roblox videos on his youtube

[minor owl]

Hi gus

[digital kayak]

And I know adults who play

If you think that means he’s a kid you’re the one that needs to grow up

[grim edge]

i know an adult an adult who played roblox and then he got exposed as a pjedo

[digital kayak]

Doesn’t mean that applies of all adults

Let people what they wanna do

[grim edge]

its also a kids game made for kids to interact with kids

[digital kayak]

Being made for kids doesn’t mean all ages cant enjoy it

[tepid mauve]

hi

[grim edge]

roblox is life

[minor owl]

Yes

[grim edge]

caillou being made for kids doesn’t mean all ages cant enjoy it, but if you’re watching caillou at 25 ur gonna be frowned upon

[minor owl]

Life is roblox

[grim edge]

same thing with roblox man

[minor owl]

Um no?

[digital kayak]

Not really

[minor owl]

I won't frown upon someone watching caillou

At any age

[grim edge]

i would but thats besides the point

[digital kayak]

Roblox is a game which can be fun for anyone

Caillou is well caillou so enough said

[grim edge]

i dont think the guy with roblox on his youtube is 20

[minor owl]

Bro live let live 💯

[digital kayak]

live and let die

[minor owl]

Calm down lil bro

[grim edge]

if ur a fan of fnf and roblox you’re one of 2 things, child or a child predator

[digital kayak]

I think you missed it but whatever

[digital kayak]

That’s just blatantly false

[digital kayak]

Wait what is FNF

[minor owl]

Yes I did explain

[grim edge]

friday night funkin

[grim edge]

Friday night funkin very popular among gen alpha

[digital kayak]

It’s a movie

[minor owl]

Fnaf

O I thot fnad

[grim edge]

gen alpha still plays fnf?

[grim edge]

yeah

i thought that game died like a year ago

its their shit now tbh

[minor owl]

Where is blud gettin this info from 💀

[drowsy latch]

huh

[minor owl]

Yes

[digital kayak]

Source: trust me bro

[grim edge]

there are like a lot a lot of ppl exposed in the fnf community for being predators then theres a lot in roblox

statistically, those 2 games have the most child predators

[minor owl]

There are many who don't prey on children as well 💀

[digital kayak]

Source trust me

[hallow gate]

hi

[last verge]

2126 in bullet im lovin it

[grim edge]

only behind minecraft

[minor owl]

I don't even know where u are getting all this from

[digital kayak]

You do realise that if a small amount of predators does something it stands out so it looks more common

The minority are louder than the majority

[grim edge]

minecraft and roblox are just top 2 cuz of their very large community and size, and fnf just has a lot of predators

[digital kayak]

I’d you think most adults on these games are predators something is wrong with you

[minor owl]

I think there are more predators on discord 🤔

[grim edge]

ur right. i was assumptious. if they’re not a predator they’re a manchild

[hallow gate]

L

[minor owl]

Man child is fine imagine u work ur whole life to become a doc the only thing u love is watching caillou and u can't cuz some guy on discord says ur a manchild

[grim edge]

how old are you?

[digital kayak]

Nope

[minor owl]

Live life for urself not for others 💯

[digital kayak]

If an adult plays Roblox they can just be a normal guy it’s not hard to grasp

[minor owl]

Why is that relevant are u a predator 🤫🤔

[grim edge]

if you guys are above 16 im sorry for attacking your character if ur under 16 ur full of shit and dont know what ur talking abt

[flint junco]

hey chat

[minor owl]

ok colin 💯

[digital kayak]

I’m 17 but that means im not an adult

[digital kayak]

Clearly you know nothing

[grim edge]

im sorry for your loss i can only pray for you

[minor owl]

U rule king keep ur head up 💯💯👏

[digital kayak]

I haven’t lost anything

[grim edge]

i pray on your soul. i hope you make it out ok.

[minor owl]

Hi bo

[digital kayak]

There’s nothing wrong with me

I don’t spread negativity like you, and I do stuff outside of chess and other games. I don’t hurt anyone

You’re just a grumpy sod

[grim edge]

hello

no no no. im much more positive irl xir

[minor owl]

Colin is clearly grumpy today let man slide

[grim edge]

[digital kayak]

So why spout rubbish online

[grim edge]

don't be grumpy, be happy

[grim edge]

its not rubbish.

[flint junco]

old men are always grumpy

[grim edge]

i feel sorry for you man i hope you are ok

[minor owl]

Would u say it's safe to assume a guy who enjoys roblox is a pdffile Or a man child

[digital kayak]

You’re not even close. You can play these games and be a normal adult that’s not hard to grasp

[grim edge]

sir, you need to meditate

calm down

[grim edge]

with a group of friends, if ur playing with randoms ur fooked

[minor owl]

Like wise bro 🫂🤙

[grim edge]

where's the mods?

[digital kayak]

You can play by yourself in those games and be a normal dude lmao

[grim edge]

we are having a healthy discussion. can you stop whining?

[digital kayak]

Doesn’t mean you’re a bad person

Honestly

[grim edge]

oh no i never said it means ur a bad person

i was too general at the start

[digital kayak]

Doesn’t mean anything is wrong with you

[grim edge]

well…

[digital kayak]

If you play Roblox as an adult and you’re by yourself you’re fine

Nothing wrong with you

[grim edge]

😬

[digital kayak]

You aren’t hurting anyone and nothing bad will happen because of it

[grim edge]

alrighty ho mate

[digital kayak]

Just let people be

[grim edge]

😂

[minor owl]

So ur saying if u catch boxing legend muhammad Ali playing roblox u would lose all respect for him

[digital kayak]

But I have better things to do than play games like Roblox

[grim edge]

ur right. i have to spread positivity and happiness. im turning over a new leaf and praying for their souls that they make it out ok

[digital kayak]

Nothing wrong with them

[grim edge]

muhammed ali is 6 feet under

[minor owl]

Hypothetical

[grim edge]

you’re behind your time old man

its not 2000 its 2023 wake up xir

[minor owl]

Ahead*

[grim edge]

past*

[minor owl]

Grammar issue so u lose the argument

[grim edge]

oh man, this conversation is very complex. Not even a presidential debate can surpass the sophistication of this discussion

i have respect for symbiotetoast because we had a healthy discussion and came to a agreement. you are acting like a manchild

[winter ridge]

You forgot a period at the end of this sentence

[grim edge]

WOOHOOO

[digital kayak]

My face is swollen

[grim edge]

there is no arguing with you, you are a 9 year old stuck in a 30 year old body, and may god have mercy on your soul el cheesy.

[minor owl]

💀

[grim edge]

goodnight man

[grim edge]

bla bla bla bla

[digital kayak]

He might if he was real

[minor owl]

I am neither

[nova trellis]

hi

[digital kayak]

My man believes in fairy tales and then calls people kids

[grim edge]

alright, let's discuss food

rice or potato?

[minor owl]

I am talking like child cuz this topic is brain dead not even close to a discussion 💀

[grim edge]

what are the fairy tales i believe in

[digital kayak]

Because you keep mentioning god I’d assume Christianity

[digital kayak]

Honey

[grim edge]

you’re still a manchild regardless of the discussion. you went from acting like a 8 year old to a 14 year old

[winter ridge]

I scrolled up 50 messages and still didn’t see a single post with evidence

[fickle rampart]

Do you believe in Duo?

[winter ridge]

Do you?

[digital kayak]

Because he’s full of it

[silent quest]

Does duo believe in us

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[minor owl]

He just keep yapping and we are supposed to believe

[fickle rampart]

Only if you do your lessons

[winter ridge]

Is it worth reading for the funny

[grim edge]

epic

[minor owl]

Agreed

[silent quest]

I do it everyday

[grim edge]

im actually athiest, so checkmate xir.

[digital kayak]

Best straight from the hive

[digital kayak]

So am I

[fluid isle]

Hello

[minor owl]

I don't like the direction this is headed 😕

[winter ridge]

ok cheese
White to move and win
Spoilers and full lines pls

[fickle rampart]

[fluid isle]

[grim edge]

i believe in real athiesm where i respect other religions and thoughts. you believe in reddit atheism where your god and savior is neil degrasse tyson

[fickle rampart]

Dayum need some ice for that BURN???

[digital kayak]

Don’t care for neil. I also respect religion I was just making a point

[grim edge]

you are lucky if you can taste one directly from the hive. In my place, we don't have much well known bee farms.

[grim edge]

you called christianity a fairy tale

[fallen valley]

I don't want to hear this stupidity

[pulsar wing]

because it pretty much is

[digital kayak]

I am my own bee farm

[winter ridge]

Hiiii

Wanna do a puzzle

I forgot the solution but it’s somewhere

[digital kayak]

Good thing you can’t because you can’t hear text

[minor owl]

Neel the grease tie son

[fallen valley]

Yall can get timed out if you want to continue the religion discussion

[grim edge]

hey dude, calm down. Do something else, this ain't a healthy discussion anymore

[winter ridge]

No I wanna resolve this puzzle lol

[grim edge]

ur right xir

[digital kayak]

I’ve seen worse on here haha

[mystic stream]

join my swagbucks pls bro im poor and i need gift cada

[grim edge]

lets all be happy latinx buddies in here.

[minor owl]

It's not a crime if u dont get caught

[pulsar wing]

It's stupid to argue about religion because neither person walks away convinced and doesn't learn anything

[minor owl]

🐖

[grim edge]

so, how are the bees doing?

[grim edge]

fosho, im not even athiest i was lying out my ass

[minor owl]

🐖

[solid cairn]

I finished the video

[grim edge]

lets not insult other users you manchild

[minor owl]

🐖

[pulsar wing]

Wait if you're not atheist then why did you lie? Isn't that against your morals?

[grim edge]

go play with your funko pops

[minor owl]

🐖

[grim edge]

ladies and gentlemen, this is the discussion of the year!

[grim edge]

im not christian either 😹

[winter ridge]

How to not tilt in puzzles

[pulsar wing]

Then what are you

[silent quest]

[queen anchor]

chess

is this the chess server?

[grim edge]

he worship donga-doodles

[winter ridge]

No

[pulsar wing]

Isn't every religion against lying

[queen anchor]

is this is the politics server

[minor owl]

Don't guide it back into that direction

[queen anchor]

what server is this

[grim edge]

@fallen valley he keeps calling me a pig

[minor owl]

True

[grim edge]

😂

[queen anchor]

they changed the discord app I'm lost

[terse palm]

nothing wrong with being a pig

[minor owl]

🐖

[fallen valley]

@minor owl stop bruh

[queen anchor]

I don't know where the server list went

[minor owl]

Bro i can't use emojis now

[grim edge]

hes calling me a fat pig

[solid cairn]

It's done check my yt

[grim edge]

because hes a manchild

[minor owl]

🐖

[fallen valley]

Don't play stupid. I don't care enough to explain

[fickle rampart]

This chat going crazy rn

[grim edge]

i hate manchildren man, they my least favorite ppl

let's stop fighting and play chess

[minor owl]

He calls me a man child a fat one it's fine I just send a pig emoji don't even call him anything and I am in the wrong

[grim edge]

thats why i seem a bit mean and rude sometimes

[pulsar wing]

This new Samsung update changed the skull emoji

[fickle rampart]

We need el cheesy vs colin chess battle

[fallen valley]

Don't spam emojis at anyone

[grim edge]

because you act like one 😹 you have no basis to call me a pig

[minor owl]

Wow 🤩🤩

[grim edge]

who cares, this is #💬〡general-off-topic , go brought this up to the dms

[minor owl]

Ok pig

[winter ridge]

Good night and good luck with your sanities

[fluid isle]

[fallen valley]

Hey Nova, how you doing?

[terse palm]

Pigs stick together.

[grim edge]

literally a 5 year comeback 😱 how old are you?

[minor owl]

Ahah

[winter ridge]

Well math final soon

[minor owl]

Pig emoji

[winter ridge]

So I have 40 formulas to memorize

[minor owl]

[fallen valley]

I wish you the best of luck

[grim edge]

too old for discord or under tos clearly

[fickle rampart]

Is it trigonometric

[pulsar wing]

@fallen valley I'm jk don't mute me

[winter ridge]

I need like uhhhh a 70 to get an A probably

[minor owl]

Some one pig this guy for me

[winter ridge]

No, calculus

[grim edge]

the mods told you to cut that out xir

[fickle rampart]

Oh snap

[winter ridge]

Trig is a part of it but only basic identities thankfully

[terse palm]

pigs on the 7th rank

[fallen valley]

I know that's harder than it sounds. Try and survive!

[minor owl]

Imagine so mad for a emoji u call the mods 💀

[terse palm]

oink oink checkmate time

[grim edge]

i just dont like you

[minor owl]

And call the other guy a manchild

[winter ridge]

Yep I need to learn how to graph whatever vector valued functions are and then read and reread notes

[graceful lintel]

Waht emoji

[minor owl]

Splendid 💯

[solid cairn]

Guys isn't my video so cool?

[grim edge]

he was respectful and we came to a fine conclusion

[fickle rampart]

I just barely passed calc class I took

[minor owl]

I sent him pig emoji 🐖

[winter ridge]

College or high school?

[pulsar wing]

No wtf

[graceful lintel]

[fickle rampart]

College

[solid cairn]

WHY NOT

[minor owl]

And he pinged mods saying I called him pig

[winter ridge]

What was the class called

[grim edge]

@fallen valley hes still not cutting this out

[fickle rampart]

Brutal class

[minor owl]

Wow

[fickle rampart]

Calculus of a single variable

[winter ridge]

I might be taking it rn or have done it lol

[graceful lintel]

[fickle rampart]

I thought it was gonna be easy

[winter ridge]

Oh calc 1? Calc 2?

Maybe both idk

[fickle rampart]

I don’t even remember

[keen parrot]

hello

[winter ridge]

I did that a bit ago

[fickle rampart]

I got cooked

[grim edge]

he told you to stop and ur not stopping xir

anything calc related will never be easy

[winter ridge]

How to do calculus

[graceful lintel]

shut up hes talking to me 💀

[winter ridge]

Just block lol

[keen parrot]

idk

[pulsar wing]

By learning it first

[winter ridge]

Especially when cross products are involved

[fickle rampart]

Learned that the hard way 😵‍💫

[grim edge]

blocking is some bitch shit

[winter ridge]

Dang almost like that feature is there to stop you from seeing messages of those you don’t like

[grim edge]

letting the other guy know they won because they are in your head enough for you to block them

my degree plan allows the easiest basic math classes lol

[winter ridge]

True I’ll try that tomorrow

[grim edge]

either way the guy got timed out or shut up

[winter ridge]

Mine is gonna end up at some of the harder ones I think …

[pulsar wing]

@winter ridge what are you learning calculus for

[grim edge]

it do be like that sometimes

[grim edge]

a diploma?

[terse palm]

you need to be good at calc if you want to play the sicilian

[pulsar wing]

Nah shit Sherlock

[winter ridge]

Math class

[keen parrot]

imagine learning stuff hah

[winter ridge]

I was not good at it when I started the Sicilian

[grim edge]

u only learn calc and geometry for a diploma

[winter ridge]

Aka engineering

[grim edge]

then forget all that shit when the time passes

[pulsar wing]

Nah shit Sherlock

[grim edge]

i hsvent done a lick of calc and i play sicilian

[winter ridge]

Or cs or whatever

[pulsar wing]

You replied to the wrong message

[terse palm]

[grim edge]

i didnt mean to reply at all lol my b

[grim edge]

then why u asking why he learning calc??

no one learns that shit for a job

[keen parrot]

huh

[pulsar wing]

I'm asking because some careers require calc (like machine learning for example)

[winter ridge]

Man I’m going into engineering so I am learning it for a job

[grim edge]

never heard of machine learning

[pulsar wing]

lol @grim edge

[winter ridge]

“AI”

[grim edge]

ohh the chat gpt

[pulsar wing]

lmao

Bro thinks ChatGPT

[winter ridge]

(Though currently I’m learning it to do a math class to not get rusty xD)

[grim edge]

im waiting for ai to steal everyones job so i can sit on my ass all day

[hallow gate]

IM BACK

[keen parrot]

WELCOME BACK

[hallow gate]

second one day timeout on consecutive days

[winter ridge]

Gonna be waiting for many years to come for that

[hallow gate]

man bast always catches me lacking somehow

[keen parrot]

next one will be 7 be careful

[grim edge]

hopefully 10 years

[subtle cloak]

I don't think ai can steal few jobs

[hallow gate]

😭 ill just main my alt then

[pulsar wing]

Not all jobs will be replaced by AI so you're gonna have to do something either way

[keen parrot]

😭

[glass wren]

it's not able to steal all jobs

[hearty mural]

tons of jobs could've been automated already but haven't been

[hallow gate]

like fr

[pulsar wing]

That's what I just said

[grim edge]

one day it will

[keen parrot]

bast is asleep now ngl

[winter ridge]

We will start with yours dw

[subtle cloak]

Nobody can steal the job of going to school

[fallen valley]

How would you know

[glass wren]

don't think you will exist by then

[pulsar wing]

I don't think so

[glass wren]

nor me

[winter ridge]

He knows all for sure

[keen parrot]

been there done that

[grim edge]

i think so

gonna steal all the wagie jobs first hopefully

[hallow gate]

oh true

[fickle rampart]

AI will steal all corporate jobs yeah

[fallen valley]

(I may or may not have accidently timed him out for a week after someone pinged mods for a 3 week old comment he made)

[keen parrot]

deep isn't though

[hallow gate]

but deepoceansun

[hallow gate]

yeah i see that

[pulsar wing]

I think in the next 50 years we'll invent something to make us immortal

[terse palm]

but can AI replace MAGNUS?

[grim edge]

hohoho, do it now!

[hallow gate]

ok but its like he's an english player so his rights are invalidated

[terse palm]

[grim edge]

if ai just starts stealing all wagie jobs like mickey ds, walmart, i think it’ll be great for the world

[keen parrot]

fr

[fallen valley]

fr

[grim edge]

start stealing the jobs we dont need first

[glass wren]

immortality isn't particularly good, so I hope not.

[pulsar wing]

That would be the creepiest mickey

[keen parrot]

immortality is wack

[grim edge]

mickey ds is mcdonalds

[hallow gate]

if u go like nf3 g3 then c4 and whatnot its fine but if u go c4 first ur just asking to get cancer (in game)

[hearty mural]

it's a bit of a catch 22: they don't want to automate all the jobs until there's a UBI to fall back on, but they don't want to implement a UBI while they're still dependent on human labor

[grim edge]

[fallen valley]

I just like c4 e5 positions

[keen parrot]

fr, fxck everyone who plays c4 🗣️🔥

[hallow gate]

ew

[glass wren]

e4 better

[pulsar wing]

Well I don't mean never dying because you have to die someday. I mean not being able to die by natural causes. So you can live for billions of years or until the end of the universe. (Still have to eat, drink, etc.) And it will definitely happen.

[fallen valley]

Erm stop being problematic sweaty

[keen parrot]

yes

[grim edge]

automate the wagie jobs, the only thing they’re good for is karen videos and the occasional guy shoots cashier story

[hearty mural]

if you're familiar with the sicilian you should be at least somewhat comfortable with c4 e5

since it's literally the reverse sicilian

[fickle rampart]

Well take our spaceship to the next universe dw

[pulsar wing]

lmao

[fallen valley]

I also play the Sicilian (just not well)

[glass wren]

Perhaps that, though I'd rather live 100 years than live 4.5 billion

[pulsar wing]

Not me I would definitely live forever since I know that dying sucks

[keen parrot]

if immortality will be discovered you already know the rich people will keep it to themselves

[fallen valley]

What would you know about being rich

[glass wren]

you'd just get bored of life at some point

[pulsar wing]

Nah I don't think so

[glass wren]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[subtle cloak]

They can't automate Waiter jobs it's not possible

[fickle rampart]

They could

[subtle cloak]

So fancy restaurants will still employ waiters and waitresses

[pulsar wing]

If I became Immortal I would learn everything there is imaginable and try to get 4000 chess elo

[keen parrot]

Teleporting food 🗣️

[fickle rampart]

But it would be kinda eerie

[rigid geyser]

Bro is not Magnus

[rigid geyser]

🔥

[subtle cloak]

It wouldn't be possible unless it's self checkout sorta thing

[brittle cosmos]

It is
Just not in the near future but it definitely is

[keen parrot]

would

[winter ridge]

Robots exist

[rigid geyser]

[winter ridge]

That would be fun to try to automate actually

[glass wren]

well imagine robots building a building

[rigid geyser]

Those things already exist

[winter ridge]

Anywyas gn

[keen parrot]

gn nova

[rigid geyser]

Little robots bringing food

[silent quest]

Man japan got robots which deliver foods maybe they can't automate chefs?

[fickle rampart]

They could program robots to take orders, recognize table numbers, drop off orders to the correct tables, etc

[rigid geyser]

Gn

[pulsar wing]

Tfym it's not possible.... they could easily replace waiters in the near future. Robots can already shoot guns

Have you seen the SpaceX robots?

[silent quest]

Already have replaced waiters

[hearty mural]

they literally have war drones yet they send people to die instead

[keen parrot]

war drones expensive

[rigid geyser]

Drones expensive

[fallen valley]

Yeah but robots don't get to feel the satisfaction of experiencing war

[pulsar wing]

Well War drones can't just completely replace every single soldier

[severe oxide]

good morning

[rigid geyser]

Gm

[fallen valley]

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

[pulsar wing]

Bruh I'm pretty sure War isn't "satisfying". Why do you think PTSD is a thing

[keen parrot]

good morning inches

[rigid geyser]

[severe oxide]

i did in fact just wake up

[fallen valley]

[fickle rampart]

It’s in our DNA to be combative

[glass wren]

go back to sleep

[hallow gate]

ARGH took me 6 attempts to find goofy ah muzio kings gamibt

[pulsar wing]

Ain't no way you just made fun of PTSD

[fickle rampart]

Nothing we can do about that

[severe oxide]

it’s 1:31pm i don’t think i can

[hallow gate]

ill give u ptsd (in game)

[rigid geyser]

[keen parrot]

imagine waking up later than me and I'm like 7 hours behind

[rigid geyser]

Waking up at 1pm is crazy

[hallow gate]

real

[glass wren]

oh, then get up from bed

[keen parrot]

learn the quaade instead

[rigid geyser]

Has been years since I woke up that late

[hallow gate]

chessle sucks

[severe oxide]

i went too sleep at like 4am

[severe oxide]

i have

[hallow gate]

get up i dont wanna fight your shadow meet me back at 5 if i matter to you so get up i dont wanna fight your shadow meet me back at 5 if i matter to you

[peak plank]

rip

[echo kestrel]

Lol I've already seen a robot waiter

[keen parrot]

don't do chessle then

[peak plank]

im aboutta do that

[severe oxide]

my brother has not returned leaving me alone for yet another day

[rigid geyser]

🍞

[peak plank]

Chessle today was interesting

[severe oxide]

bro was suppose to buy me food

[hallow gate]

what else do i do

[severe oxide]

and dawg just left

[rigid geyser]

@subtle cloak Did you give up on nitro

[terse palm]

but can they automate resetting the board

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo

[keen parrot]

train actual chess so you can avoid adoption next time

[rigid geyser]

🚫

[hallow gate]

wait yk that duo ad where u see his big green plump

[terse palm]

who got adopted?

[hallow gate]

im alr avoiding adoption

[echo kestrel]

It is to some. That's why they start it

[fickle rampart]

✅

[echo kestrel]

Yes

[keen parrot]

she quit after 9-0

[hallow gate]

let me win the next game

[fickle rampart]

Yeah that was posted against my will

[hallow gate]

and then we can go 9-0 again

[hallow gate]

i took that

[keen parrot]

hm no, but I'm extremely sick and tired so maybe you just win anyway

[finite jasper]

I got Wordle in 2 today 😭 with a terrible starting word but an insanely lucky one

[hallow gate]

PLEASE

[pulsar wing]

Ok but even if it isn't being in the military is still traumatic as hell

[rigid geyser]

Get well soon

[keen parrot]

ty

[rigid geyser]

[fickle rampart]

Going to sleep don’t forget to do your Duolingo everyone !

[peak plank]

I said chessle, ig

[subtle cloak]

yes

[keen parrot]

I better get well soon cause i have otb starting on Friday

[hallow gate]

yeah so let me win and ud get well soon again

[rigid geyser]

Gn

[hallow gate]

after beating me 9 more times

[rigid geyser]

Trash

[keen parrot]

hmm

[fickle rampart]

[keen parrot]

well I'm on phone in bed atm

[hallow gate]

yeah just let me cook one game

[keen parrot]

can we do it a bit later

[hallow gate]

ok

[keen parrot]

in like 2hrs

[hallow gate]

ud better let me win the next game

or else ur nickname will be "her kitten"

[keen parrot]

yeye sure

uhm

[subtle cloak]

i only got scammed so there is no point

its a time waste

[rigid geyser]

Skill issue

[hallow gate]

wait i think that youd enjoy that

[keen parrot]

what is the opposite of kitten in these discord thing

[hallow gate]

dog

[keen parrot]

NO I WOULDN'T

[rigid geyser]

Puppy

"Her puppy"

[keen parrot]

smh you liar

[hallow gate]

average vimun moment

[keen parrot]

i don't want to be anyone's puppy

[subtle cloak]

fr fr i even got catfished

[pulsar wing]

<@&745328830649991179> check vc, they're cheating in a chess game (assistance during game)

[hallow gate]

then u should just let me win the next game

who

[rigid geyser]

😭

[keen parrot]

let's just play now then

[hallow gate]

ok

[keen parrot]

but if i do win now, did i adopt you?

[terse palm]

give him a parrot trained to say "polly want a CASTLE" and if he castles technically that is getting assistance from a 3rd party. he forfeits

[hallow gate]

yes and id never play you again

[rigid geyser]

[keen parrot]

oh, let's play then I'll let you win

[hallow gate]

ok they're not even trying to be slick they're just clearly cheating

[pulsar wing]

@spare anvil stop recommending him moves that's cheating

[hallow gate]

like some guy is literally telling him what to play

[pulsar wing]

lmao that's what I'm saying

[hallow gate]

BUT THEYRE LIKE BARELY WINNING

THEYRE LITERALLY IN A BAD SPOT RN

[terse palm]

parrot gambit is not in the database

[pulsar wing]

<@&745328830649991179> it's @spare anvil that's recommending the moves and @hollow rivet playing the game

[keen parrot]

send challenge

[hallow gate]

ok

[rigid geyser]

Bro be patient you already pinged

[pulsar wing]

ik but just in case the mods need context

[fluid isle]

Is it a rated game?

[graceful lintel]

probably ye

[pulsar wing]

Yeah

[graceful lintel]

[fluid isle]

Then, it's not good

[pulsar wing]

Ye ik

[keen parrot]

@hallow gate how does it feel

[hallow gate]

its a warmup game

[terse palm]

you a GM?

[fluid isle]

No

[hallow gate]

YES

THATS HTE FIRST GAME

YK ALWAYS 2 WARMUP GAMES YKYKYK

[terse palm]

adoption denied?

[hallow gate]

THE FIRST 2 GAMES WERE WARMUPS

BEECAUSE ISAID SO

[peak plank]

💀

[hallow gate]

THEY DONT COUNT

NAH

[rigid geyser]

Lmao

[hallow gate]

IM NOT @keen parrot ihy

[keen parrot]

<3

[hallow gate]

im not adopted 😭

[keen parrot]

sorry to have to tell you

but you're adopted, me and your mother still love you very much

[hallow gate]

😭

@umbral wind time to double adopt me id rather you over vimun

[keen parrot]

😭

[hallow gate]

he can fight u for the adoption

or u can both be my fathers so ur now both gay

[keen parrot]

well you would be the adopted daughter of a gay couple

[hallow gate]

well its not like i had a choice

[keen parrot]

😭

[hallow gate]

@umbral wind

[keen parrot]

its not even 6 for him let him sleep

[hallow gate]

ok no but why is the vc's voice so weird idk their voices sound so cringe

[keen parrot]

you haven't heard mine yet 🗣️

[hallow gate]

🗣️📠🔥

[keen parrot]

i was uwuing in the group chat vc yesterday

[umbral wind]

Say no more

[hallow gate]

alr

[keen parrot]

hi fin

[umbral wind]

Nah vimun I’ve gotta go work in 20 mins that’s why I’m awake

[keen parrot]

oh shit that's true

[hallow gate]

ok we can play at least 11 games in those 20 min

[keen parrot]

can you even double adopt in 20 mins though

[hallow gate]

yes

he's 9-0 as well

[umbral wind]

I’m not THAT eager to adopt you I’ll do it after work 🥱

[keen parrot]

[hallow gate]

unlike vimun 🙄

[keen parrot]

unwanted child

[hallow gate]

how to get unadopted

[keen parrot]

you can never

unless you adopt me

[hallow gate]

if i can beat you once

im unadopted

[keen parrot]

hah

no.

[hallow gate]

yes.

[keen parrot]

no kitten sorry

[umbral wind]

I nearly adopted this Greek streamer yesterday

8-2 😤

[hallow gate]

@umbral wind can you adopt vimun

[keen parrot]

he can't

[umbral wind]

Probably not

[hallow gate]

damn was i just that bad

[keen parrot]

im too tricky and too much of a flagger

[umbral wind]

If i get back to my peak strength tho maybe 😳

[hallow gate]

gotta show that peak strength

[umbral wind]

So tricky you can’t win a piece up🥱🥱🥱

[terse palm]

whats your peak

[keen parrot]

well i didn't lose so

[hallow gate]

💀

[severe oxide]

700

[umbral wind]

Good point yeah you didn’t lose

[terse palm]

[umbral wind]

I was gonna resign too but I guess levy’s right

[hallow gate]

what if i let like 10 people adopt me

[keen parrot]

then you just become a bitch

[hallow gate]

oh.

[keen parrot]

a loose one even

[hallow gate]

🤨

[keen parrot]

letting anyone adopt you

[umbral wind]

Yeah then you’re just a sub

[fallen valley]

Thank you, handled

[hallow gate]

but what if i am a sub

@keen parrot rematch

[keen parrot]

subway 🤤

[hallow gate]

if i can at least beat u 5 in a row