💬〡general-off-topic

[echo kestrel]

Essentially overrated

[bold peak]

It didn’t load?

[echo kestrel]

Yeah fr it is

[subtle cloak]

I suck at chess and that's my only hobby at this point

[echo kestrel]

Sucking at chess is your only hobby?

[acoustic mason]

Such a dumb position

[grim edge]

THats a good point mohit 😭 ill get back to grinding 2024 its almost time, i wanna go from 2k to 2200 in 2024 lowkey

[little elm]

sucking at chess has been my hobby for too long

[subtle cloak]

Yes

[echo kestrel]

Aka other garbage players

[exotic wedge]

Sucking c||hess|| is so good

[little elm]

i have played checkers at my chess club before

[echo kestrel]

Bro trust me, 2000 rapid and 2000 blitz are so different. 2000 rapid players are literally so bad

[exotic wedge]

Checkers is so easy

[little elm]

not much good at it, thankfully no one else is either

[echo kestrel]

It's literally not. Almost all rapid grinders have awful blitz/bullet ratings

[torpid lintel]

Maybe you need to study harder to get your goal?

[grim edge]

:3

[echo kestrel]

Those of us who have high blitz/bulelt who also play rapid literally just go flying to the top

[acoustic mason]

:3

[graceful lintel]

:333

[echo kestrel]

Cuz rapid becomes rigged at the top

[graceful lintel]

UwU

[honest drift]

Lol nobody plays rapid

[echo kestrel]

Have you heard what anyone around 2300 rapid says? They say every other match is just another cheater

[honest drift]

Just cheaters

[echo kestrel]

Do I need to look at the leaderboard and find all the cheaters?

[honest drift]

Ur the only one wrong lol

[graceful lintel]

Good one

[echo kestrel]

Literally nobody plays rapid bro

[honest drift]

must be a slow player

[graceful lintel]

Holy moly 🗣️🔥

[honest drift]

Guylo i knew it was bad when you supported brilliant moves, its worse now

[echo kestrel]

They don't get banned quickly. You've never played a cheater in your life

[visual garnet]

can we have a bullet game?

[subtle cloak]

OwO owoe uwu

[echo kestrel]

I can show you 3+ obvious cheaters I played a month ago that haven't been banned

[little elm]

no

[honest drift]

He is a good friend of mine

[little elm]

this was nice

1 good win from peak now

[honest drift]

Guylo is just a slow player

Average 2k rapid and 1600 blitz

[echo kestrel]

And they actually somehow get banned?

[echo kestrel]

Bro fr legit textbook

[little elm]

i play cheaters all the time

[acoustic mason]

Imagine insulting someone for thinking

[honest drift]

Yeah, also both of us are really close in ratings

[little elm]

almost all new accounts

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge ty for memes

[echo kestrel]

Dang

[torpid lintel]

Who wanna play with me

[echo kestrel]

They literally never do

[honest drift]

gonna hit 2200 blitz today

hopefully*

[visual garnet]

whats your bullet rating

[graceful lintel]

rapid? or blitz smh?

[torpid lintel]

Let's play with CEO

[honest drift]

2320 lichess 2170 cc

[graceful lintel]

Yay

[visual garnet]

k

[honest drift]

cc is laggy or would be higher

[torpid lintel]

You decide

[graceful lintel]

Rapid?

[visual garnet]

what is cc?

[torpid lintel]

Sure

[honest drift]

coca cola

[acoustic mason]

Catalytic converter

[torpid lintel]

https://play.chess.com/3q2Sf

[visual garnet]

coca cola is laggy?

wow

[acoustic mason]

Yeah pepsi is a lot faster

[honest drift]

Takes time to digest

[visual garnet]

alright i know its chesscom

[honest drift]

🗿

[manic nova]

this is quite ironic

[umbral wind]

Are you colour blind?

[manic nova]

eh

color blind?

[grim edge]

ha im immune to that

[umbral wind]

Colourblind yes

[manic nova]

No I'm not.. why

[echo kestrel]

Longer than a week..

[umbral wind]

Becuase your rapid thing is purple

[visual garnet]

rapid was purple in colour

[manic nova]

oh that's a theme

[keen parrot]

how do you get this font

[manic nova]

it's extension

[umbral wind]

I want it how do I get it

What’s the extension?

[manic nova]

lool wait

[honest drift]

Send it to me 2

[acoustic mason]

Is it TOS?

[keen parrot]

||chessbotx||

[honest drift]

nothing wrong with themes

[echo kestrel]

Yummm I just ate dear

[manic nova]

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-made-chess-com-extension-which-will-blow-your-mind

[acoustic mason]

Yeah but some platforms still ban it because it falls under modifications

[honest drift]

:/

[manic nova]

they still have limited options but it's nice

[umbral wind]

Oh where’s the colour blind option

[manic nova]

💀 it's not color blind

[umbral wind]

Aha that’s what they all say

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

his reaction was so funny when he asked me what he found in there and i guessed it correctly lmao

i love having a double digits amount of braincells

[acoustic mason]

Wow so many

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

yes, 14

@grim edge HE KNOWS GENSHIN ASWELL?!?!?

[grim edge]

yes

[keen parrot]

having a degen sister probably helps

[grim edge]

gang gang

[grim edge]

excusemewhatdidyousay

[keen parrot]

you heard me callipoopy

[grim edge]

poopy woman

ughh

[grim edge]

inside joke

[grim edge]

i know it bruh

[grim edge]

shi

https://tenor.com/view/namufilms-patrick-star-rifle-gun-gif-25182238

Calliope lives in gen chat

same

what

[grim edge]

you only chat in general chat

is his point

[acoustic mason]

Cat.

[rigid geyser]

Cute cat

[honest drift]

isnt that a koala

[grim edge]

@ember plank let me in 🥺

[subtle cloak]

My cats better

[grim edge]

please

[grim edge]

@ember plank DONT

[subtle cloak]

yes

[grim edge]

epic

[grim edge]

i hate u zax

[grim edge]

Henlo

epic squad

does anyone want to play?

Whats ur elo

[subtle cloak]

i listen to oppenheimer theme to make myself seem smarter

[echo kestrel]

Anyone else hate playing this position as black?

[grim edge]

1370

[little elm]

new bullet peak

[grim edge]

Bro… me w my 500

[grim edge]

so real

[echo kestrel]

Dang

[grim edge]

Yea im new

just win games

[grim edge]

Thanksssss i didn’t think about that

[grim edge]

you welcome

[acoustic mason]

What is the follow up for that?

[tired lion]

Damn

[smoky roost]

hello

[grim edge]

Yo hugoo

[grim edge]

d a m n

[tired lion]

Salut c’est Hugo

[tired lion]

Frfr

[grim edge]

@keen parrot epic

[grim edge]

Salut mec ptdr💀

[grim edge]

Bg3

[keen parrot]

👍

[grim edge]

Check king and then take queen

[grim edge]

Worst case scenario you'd have to swim

[acoustic mason]

Yeah I saw it after I asked. Was originally wondering why you couldn't just do Bb4 straight away and that's why I'm 600 elo

[grim edge]

im 300

[grim edge]

Hah! 600 elo

Git gud kid lmao

[tired lion]

I am the real Hugo 🤓

[grim edge]

Oh he's black

[grim edge]

Ah bah coool

[tired lion]

Ouaip, sinon ça décrypte ici?

[grim edge]

ig i broke a server rule

Which was?

idk yet

[acoustic mason]

Love how boosters are immune from lockouts

[little elm]

very chesscom thing to do

[subtle cloak]

they are?

im gonna grind so bad for nitro

[acoustic mason]

I think it's a permissions oversight or something

[subtle cloak]

and boost this server to sing skibidi on repeat with voice messages

[rigid geyser]

Hope you never get nitro

[lament jacinth]

@graceful lintel I want candy

[marsh meadow]

uuuhhh

whos this

[rigid geyser]

Cagnus

[visual garnet]

i know this gambit

intercontinental ballistic missile gambit or something

[marsh meadow]

isnt that for white

[visual garnet]

but he has the same position (almost)

[marsh meadow]

yeah

[sweet sorrel]

how to increase elo in 5 mins?

[lament jacinth]

React sadge with shawarma

[visual garnet]

the c pawn and h are on the wrong place

[acoustic mason]

Win 5 bullet games

[subtle cloak]

thats super mean

[visual garnet]

give your account to hikaru

[marsh meadow]

by winning, duh

[subtle cloak]

i will get nitro sadly

[visual garnet]

sadly?

i'll take it happily if you want

[sweet sorrel]

and how can i do that?

[lament jacinth]

Loser someone kinda just gave me nitro

[visual garnet]

by messaging him

[sweet sorrel]

thanks

[visual garnet]

your welcome

or just play 10 sec bullet

[rigid geyser]

Hope your phone breaks before sending your singing here

[lament jacinth]

You're

Also you suck at insults

[grim edge]

[rigid geyser]

It's your in both

[grim edge]

Vaso fxakadze

[rigid geyser]

And just messing around anyway

[lament jacinth]

Second one is you're

[acoustic mason]

its*

[rigid geyser]

No?

[lament jacinth]

That's wrong

[subtle cloak]

nope

[lament jacinth]

Yes

[grim edge]

I just read the word “shawarma”. Hmmm maybe I should have one today

[rigid geyser]

Definitely should

[subtle cloak]

nope

[keen parrot]

dude how is the nitro grind going

[rigid geyser]

[grim edge]

Just had one

[little elm]

new peak again

[torpid lintel]

Good game, sad you got disconnected .
But that was nice game and it is fun to play with you. thank you :)

[subtle cloak]

terrible a 22 year old guy dmed me and bro didnt even give me nitro

[lament jacinth]

Bro English is my third language and I'm better at grammar

[keen parrot]

damn, sounds like you need some help, where have you been fishing

[rigid geyser]

It's "your" in both tf you talking about

[lament jacinth]

First one is your second one is you're

[rigid geyser]

Did you even read what I said😭

[acoustic mason]

Yeah the second one is definitely you're

[dim rover]

[grim edge]

How was it? Also, why haven't you connected your account yet? Here lemme help you with that !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[rigid geyser]

"Your singing"

[subtle cloak]

i havebt been fishing a guy just randomly dms me

[lament jacinth]

It's supposed to be you're cause it's you are

[grim edge]

Tyyy<333

[keen parrot]

the man who doesnt fish will go home empty-handed

[rigid geyser]

It's not supposed to be you are.

[keen parrot]

or woman in your case

[graceful lintel]

Yea gg
My mum's call
You were winning anyway

[rigid geyser]

Why are you even trying to correct my grammar on a chess discord server

[lament jacinth]

"Your" in that situation is grammatically incorrect

[umbral wind]

If you don’t talk to them, nothing happens but if you do something will

[acoustic mason]

She doesn't own the singing smh, she is singing

[lament jacinth]

Cause you suck at insulting people

[keen parrot]

you are the best at it

[visual garnet]

how's the colourblind theme?

[torpid lintel]

For a second, I thought game is lost but I saw that pin. So got luck :) thanks for a game

[subtle cloak]

but

[umbral wind]

Christ is coming back soon everybody needs to repent

[subtle cloak]

fishing is too hard

[rigid geyser]

because I wasn't even being serious with it?? Why would I genuinely insult someone for no reason in a discord server

[dim rover]

[umbral wind]

It’s actually good

[graceful lintel]

ye

[keen parrot]

😔

[visual garnet]

nice

[umbral wind]

You’re better than that

[primal shore]

We on da train

[lament jacinth]

Idk why would you insult someone on a discord server smh

[primal shore]

Cho chooo

[grim edge]

Where are you heading?

[primal shore]

To work

[grim edge]

Good luck at work

[rigid geyser]

[little elm]

retiring

[umbral wind]

Sir John is so trash

Most inflated bullet rating ever

[subtle cloak]

i get more women in my dms than guys

they beg me or nitro

[lament jacinth]

Also you're really funny to gaslight

[keen parrot]

damn

[visual garnet]

Anyone can beat anyone in a game of chess man

[umbral wind]

Not true

[primal shore]

you can catfish women, men are just more desperate

[visual garnet]

it is true

[fierce pivot]

im sorry youre wrong lmao

[umbral wind]

A 500 is never beating a 2000

[lament jacinth]

I was gaslighting her

[subtle cloak]

it wouldnt be catfishing if im bi 💀

[fierce pivot]

liya can you be nice you are literally incorrect

[visual garnet]

you can in a 10 sec ultra bullet game

[little elm]

i lost to a 500 in one of these cc community events

[fierce pivot]

no you were just wrong and cant cover it up

[primal shore]

it's catfishing if you aren't serious smh

[umbral wind]

That was stockfish

[wet pewter]

.

[visual garnet]

bullet?

[subtle cloak]

i would never get serious with a guy but i can relate too much with women 😔😔😔

[little elm]

think so

[primal shore]

Damn we should kiss fr

[lament jacinth]

Eww

[little elm]

but i lost to a 600 in a blitz one as well

[keen parrot]

damn never? your boyfriend gon be upset

[little elm]

prize event 500s just too good

[torpid lintel]

Sry but 2000 is also fast then 500 😅

[visual garnet]

oh

[lament jacinth]

Im not nice about anything and its pretty obvious that i was gaslighting 💀😭

[torpid lintel]

Bye bye all

[visual garnet]

no

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/lies-liar-lie-lie-again-delicious-gif-12819291

[visual garnet]

not all the time

[umbral wind]

Bro your adding stupid circumstances

[subtle cloak]

I DONT HAVE A BF???

[umbral wind]

If it’s 3+0 the 500 never wins, ever

[visual garnet]

okay wait, whats your rating>

[keen parrot]

good for you

[lament jacinth]

Im finding stupid ways to entertain myself at 1 am girl you wouldn't understand

[fierce pivot]

wait whats your elo fin

[subtle cloak]

Im asexual 😎

[umbral wind]

My rating role says it

[keen parrot]

[keen parrot]

at least 1100

[grim edge]

same

[visual garnet]

the rating difference should only be like 500 elo

[umbral wind]

My rating role says it🥱

[restive crater]

I need to scratch my leg

[lament jacinth]

Then scratch it

[visual garnet]

bend down and scratch it then

[little elm]

between 100 and 3000

[lament jacinth]

What are you waiting for

[umbral wind]

You could’ve scratched it instead of typing this

[fierce pivot]

im too lazy to check

[lament jacinth]

Ok Mr 2216

[umbral wind]

<500

[severe oxide]

he’s like 457

[keen parrot]

his rapid is actually 1856

[fierce pivot]

you also have a she/her role so i dont trust you
wait youre that bullet only mf arent u

[visual garnet]

you are a WGM?

[fierce pivot]

yes #12 in the world

[little elm]

i should play some blitz

[umbral wind]

Yeah I only play bullet

[visual garnet]

i thought you were a man

[fierce pivot]

no im big stronk sexy woman

[little elm]

maybe one of those untitled tuesdays

[umbral wind]

In Liamclery2.0 I play bullet all day and am mediocre at every other thing

30 sec bullet may I add

[little elm]

i play 1 min as well now

no opponents anymore for 30 second

[fierce pivot]

got dat tiktok attention span chess

[visual garnet]

okay man.

[umbral wind]

Improvements

[fierce pivot]

no, woman!

[umbral wind]

Add 2 more mins to your clock smh

[grim edge]

Thank you for informing us! The best way to do that is to gently pat the affected area so you won't leave a mark. Also get a trusted role !trusted

[stable jungle]

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[visual garnet]

why do you have a man as your pfp

[little elm]

3 min too boring

[umbral wind]

Boring?! Smh

[fierce pivot]

@restive crater yoo lmp like the car?!?!? i love lmp2s

[fierce pivot]

hes alonso my dad

[visual garnet]

Alright then

[next thorn]

ew

[valid swan]

are you actually a wgm

[fierce pivot]

no im a filthy liar

[subtle cloak]

EW?

[little elm]

of course, internet people would never lie

[valid swan]

thought so

[next thorn]

ye

[visual garnet]

you are done with this question right?

[subtle cloak]

welcome

[grim edge]

I'm 48

[keen parrot]

i am a GM have a beautiful wife 3 kids and a porsche and audi and big mansion plus cabin

[warm spindle]

Next say "I am female"

[fierce pivot]

yes

[visual garnet]

you are not the internet

[subtle cloak]

I am a big husky man

[rigid geyser]

Bro won in life🔥

[visual garnet]

ok

[valid swan]

yet all your doing is talking to random people on a discord server for 5 hours

[upbeat viper]

Tuturu

[grim edge]

Rututu

[upbeat viper]

Nani ga aru

[keen parrot]

could it possibly have been irony? no way

[rigid geyser]

Mind blowing

[subtle cloak]

nope

talking on discord for 5 hours is normal

[valid swan]

i guess

[rigid geyser]

Are you still on that mission for nitro

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-discord-nitro-gnomed-discord-gif-18776841

[fierce pivot]

!english

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[warm spindle]

claimed

[rigid geyser]

😔

It was supposed to be for Jouchy

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper did you see my ping to you with a voice message?

[subtle cloak]

yes

[lament jacinth]

!e

[viscid jacinth]

Heya

[lament jacinth]

!español

Aw mannnn

[keen parrot]

!ned

[upbeat viper]

No

[grim edge]

CHECK IT OUT

mrrp meowww

heyo bast

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

basttttt

[upbeat viper]

Yes

Hallo

[subtle cloak]

time to go make dinner bye

[upbeat viper]

Having fun

[grim edge]

any chance gif master role gets above arena winner in the hierarchy so i get unique colour 👉👈

[grim edge]

Did you just cast a spell on us, Basttttt? Lol

[upbeat viper]

Exam in 2hrs

Aaaaa

[upbeat viper]

Hmmmmmmlmmmmm

[grim edge]

Good luck

[keen parrot]

weeb

[upbeat viper]

Ikr

Ikr

Ikr

Aaa

[keen parrot]

lkr

[grim edge]

lkr

[upbeat viper]

Oh wait I have a discord bug

[grim edge]

I'll give you my car for it

[rigid geyser]

Gl

[rigid geyser]

Mobile be like

[grim edge]

here, all yours

[upbeat viper]

When I write a message it remains in the writing thingy

[grim edge]

Skill issue

[upbeat viper]

So I can just spam send and it'll keep sending it

So I can just spam send and it'll keep sending it

[rigid geyser]

Lol

[upbeat viper]

Nice but discord

G

Bug

[grim edge]

my G

[grim edge]

nice BUTT discord

[grim edge]

https://discordapp.com/channels/387637011965804544/388527652752982027/1183732798876553266

bruh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2105 (peak)
Blitz: 2024 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[grim edge]

🍑

discord is not discording

[upbeat viper]

I saw Zax

[grim edge]

it ain't breaking for me

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge

@grim edge

[grim edge]

WHAT ?

[copper scaffold]

Pro

[grim edge]

what does that mean

OHHHHH

@upbeat viper my stupid brain thought you meant you saw me irl (brain fog moment)💀

you must get a 10

[random drum]

lol I thought chat needs to be in english||kidding dw|| btw what are u writing in this?

[upbeat viper]

It's just revision

[random drum]

of ?

[upbeat viper]

Japanese exam

Incoming

In 2hrs+

So I'm just preparing

[random drum]

u guys have japanese exam in france?

[grim edge]

do I get banned if i say ole ole toro

[upbeat viper]

Ofc

[random drum]

damm. I want to learn japanese

[upbeat viper]

University

[crude remnant]

hey guys, can anyone play training game with me?

[grim edge]

I got banned off a server for saying amogus once...

Zo zad

[grim edge]

Photoshop the last 2 crowns

[random drum]

easy .

||Play 1 min chess with mittens and be careful||

[grim edge]

amogus

[random drum]

Nahh I flagged mittens

[grand mirage]

Here after 2 years

[random drum]

1 mins chess

[grim edge]

Photoshoo the last 2 crowns bro

Come on do it

[random drum]

I was losing the game but I won it on time

[torpid zinc]

yooo

[grim edge]

huh💀

jerm what @grim edge

[grim edge]

I am going to jerm you

[grand mirage]

Hello

[torpid zinc]

yoo

[grand mirage]

Finally after 2 years

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-cat-cube-gif-26124572

[torpid zinc]

[grand mirage]

I am jobless

[digital phoenix]

deez nuts

[grim edge]

<<33

[grim edge]

most sane las message

[torpid zinc]

can u do slash profile

[grim edge]

U can check urself

[torpid zinc]

how do I check u

[digital phoenix]

Qh4+

[torpid zinc]

i wanna see ur rating

[grim edge]

Las just gets more insane by each message

[digital phoenix]

i touched a lot of grass

[keen parrot]

he has over 100k msgs here can't be very sane

[grim edge]

I'd think you touched more weed than actual grass las

[grim edge]

hello gay

[grim edge]

I am out

[grim edge]

the closet

[digital phoenix]

i may be insane but i dont do illegal substances like the rest of the server

[grim edge]

This is so sad gamers

[grim edge]

I DUN DONE NOTHIng

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mrekk-osu-osu-game-mrekt-rage-gif-24164116

[primal mirage]

i hate accountjng

finna fail on that subject

[grim edge]

Incho flexing fr

[keen parrot]

left handed L

[grim edge]

1 million message role would be?

[digital phoenix]

that should just give mod at that point

[grim edge]

lmfao

[digital phoenix]

more dedication than the mods themselves

[peak plank]

smh

[grim edge]

3 shiny marks

epic

[grim edge]

Ban

Just ban them

[grim edge]

Ban perms moment

Touch grass

[grim edge]

oh

[grim edge]

no life role

i won but at what cost

[warm spindle]

Squares are the origin of all problems.

[keen parrot]

L

[grim edge]

It's not about winning it's about sending a message

[warm spindle]

aim player says what

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/upisnotjump-grass-gif-734070806075104823

[digital phoenix]

artificial grass is very pog

[keen parrot]

what

[grim edge]

number 1 discordian enemy

[warm spindle]

Yeap.

[grim edge]

Hot take Gym>Grass

[severe oxide]

fr

[warm spindle]

Now i have to shower so that my girlfriend leaves me.

[keen parrot]

football>gym

[grim edge]

Don't you touch grass on the way to the gym

[keen parrot]

my gf keeps being distant whenever i take my pills what does that mean?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-farley-snl-bros-workout-gif-14287129

[grim edge]

Aren't you going to be doing both if you play football somewhat consistently

[keen parrot]

probably like 2 benches

[digital phoenix]

um im too lazy to go to the gym

[grim edge]

i try my best to avoid it

[grim edge]

go with me

[grim edge]

epic benchin

[digital phoenix]

the only bench i know is bench warming

[hearty glacier]

Wazaaap

[grim edge]

whats up

[grim edge]

The grass would absorb your chess playing abilities

[severe oxide]

lat pull downs on top

[grim edge]

ive been on break for 2 months now lmao

[hearty glacier]

Bruh I'm so hungry

[digital phoenix]

from grass or chess

[grim edge]

blud you are 2 meters, ur litterly built for pulling

[grim edge]

chess

[digital phoenix]

shocking

[grim edge]

fr

[hearty glacier]

I finished cooking but was late for class so now I'm in class without lunch

[grim edge]

idk but sometimes, when im too focused on my tactics i get to ignore the opponent's move . then, it will lead to me losing the game.. shaking my head

[hearty glacier]

😭

[severe oxide]

i could sit at that shit all day

pulling it down is so fun

[quasi parcel]

hi

[hearty glacier]

We all have those moments

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/96043517133?tab=analysis&move=35

[digital phoenix]

buy food

[tired lion]

Same for me every time

[grim edge]

just learn catalan and win everygame

[worn ice]

DahliaxChess (786) vs. SyEevee (1557)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. e3 Nf6 4. Nf3 Bb4+ 5. Bd2 Qe7 6. Nc3 O-O 7. Bd3 Nc6 8. a3 Bxc3 9. Bxc3 Ne4 10. h3 f6 11. O-O Nd6 12. c5 Nf7 13. b4 a6 14. Nh4 e5 15. Nf5 Bxf5 16. Bxf5 exd4 17. exd4 b6 18. Qh5 g6 19. Qg4 Nh6 20. Bxg6 hxg6 21. Qxg6+ Qg7 22. Qh5 Qg5 23. Qe2 Rfe8 24. Qd3 Kh8 25. Bd2 Qg7 26. Rae1 Rg8 27. Re6 Qxg2# 

[severe oxide]

common d4 L

[digital phoenix]

i throw every tournament deciding last game

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/you-resign-now-william-shaibel-the-queens-gambit-you-lose-you-should-surrender-gif-20431969

me when i play catalan

[grim edge]

hmmmm okay

[digital phoenix]

ive bottled top 10 in 2 tournaments

[tired lion]

What is Catalan?

[digital phoenix]

spanish city

[hearty glacier]

Will do but I can't loose any more presence from class and we sign in with qr at the end of class so 1 more hour minimum

[severe oxide]

d4 nf6 c4 e6 g3

[digital phoenix]

catalonian

[tired lion]

Ah Yh thanks, it help me a lot

[hearty glacier]

Barcellona

[grim edge]

1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 e6 3.g3

Best opening imo

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/regele-fotbalului-regele-regelemeulafotbal-regelemeulafootball-sefuluiyzsem-gif-25766031

[tired lion]

Why is it better than others?

[grim edge]

Its about control, you just in a slow manner take control by putting pressure and burn ur opponent

[tired lion]

Sexy Messi

[grim edge]

control more squares

[digital phoenix]

barcelona washed

[tired lion]

Ok I see

I will try to use it

[digital phoenix]

d4 is probably the most non theory opening

[severe oxide]

d4 is ass

[peak plank]

🥶

d4 is okay

[grim edge]

pixel finally got taste

[torpid zinc]

wtf am I playing against

[peak plank]

I play buddapest gambit

wrong reply ig

[hearty glacier]

The ice kingdom

[grim edge]

this hurts my eyes fr

[peak plank]

but you cant catalan the buddapest

[digital phoenix]

ur insane

[tired lion]

Bruh every move have a city name or what?

[digital phoenix]

english, spanish, italian

berlin

[tired lion]

Or country

[digital phoenix]

polish

[torpid zinc]

exactly

[hearty glacier]

Sicilia

[digital phoenix]

sicily

[grim edge]

i meant the board and the chess pieces' style... they look goofy

[torpid zinc]

idk

[tired lion]

Frfr

[torpid zinc]

i js wanted the animation

[digital phoenix]

Bxf2+

[torpid zinc]

why?

it aint bughouse

[digital phoenix]

fun

i wouldnt do that in bughouse

but im trash at bug so

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/roach-gif-21306135

[glass dock]

anyone for a game ?

[shy pike]

:((

[torpid zinc]

im almost 900 idk what to do after that

[shy pike]

maybe 1000

[torpid zinc]

nope

[shy pike]

🤯

[tranquil snow]

Hi!

Who pray the Ñ?

[severe oxide]

what

[warm spindle]

ehat if you iterrate a backwards in a sum

[void fjord]

I haven’t prayed in like 5 years for that I haven’t attended church in 7

[dawn sundial]

what does he mean

[winter ridge]

You don’t wanna know

[dawn sundial]

I destroyed him but not like gaza more\

[warped sparrow]

Can yall help my with my homework pls

[primal mirage]

...

[dawn sundial]

math?

[warped sparrow]

nah

[winter ridge]

Maybe idk

[warped sparrow]

Latvian , i need to make an advant calendar

[winter ridge]

Then no i can’t read

[warped sparrow]

I need 24 tasks for the winted like build a snowman , can yall pls gimme the ideas

[winter ridge]

Uhh

Delete discord

[void fjord]

Get 24 flowers and pass em out to women and tell ‘em how much they are appreciated!🫡

[warped sparrow]

to my teacher?

[void fjord]

No that would just look like bribery

[severe oxide]

💀

[valid swan]

💀

[void fjord]

But only if bribery is a bad thing

[celest steppe]

.

[void fjord]

But if anything you’re telling the teacher that they are worth something and not just an object that can be yelled at and curved into oblivion by students…🥲

[void fjord]

Hello

[olive pike]

hi

[keen parrot]

damn dead

[torpid zinc]

fr

[grim edge]

hello

[proud snow]

https://tenor.com/view/legobatman-gif-14443780454512952596

[severe oxide]

check the bio lil bro

[proud snow]

what bio

your bio is cringe

[grim edge]

Why the hell

[proud snow]

you got chess moves in it

that's disrespectful

[grim edge]

Does improvement talk have a 10 second delay but brain dead general has 5

It just defeats the purpose like bro I'm not waiting 10 seconds to have a normal convo about chess

[severe oxide]

not my bio

[proud snow]

average 1600 undeveloped brain

[grim edge]

Cool.

[proud snow]

okk dude calm down

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-your-dog-dog-just-died-dog-died-kevin-dog-died-gif-26100889

[worn patrol]

Yo

What yall think

[severe oxide]

chess talk exists

[proud snow]

No

[worn patrol]

Why

[grim edge]

That doesn't answer the question

[proud snow]

go for the white ones

[severe oxide]

can i have ur finger nails

[worn patrol]

Is it an insult

[severe oxide]

Off tip lil bro

[worn patrol]

I already have pandas

[proud snow]

nikes

[severe oxide]

i want ur finger nails, let me have them

[worn patrol]

Whyyy

[grim edge]

#💬〡improvement-talk and #💬〡chess-talk are like the only ones about chess on a chess server and one of them has a 10 sec delay while this one has 5

What does off tip even mean bruh

[proud snow]

this is 6/10

[worn patrol]

Blushing as u can see

[proud snow]

bro's white asf

[grizzled bronze]

vampire

[worn patrol]

It was like minus something outside

[worn patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/duafairie-son-d-enhypen-tmb-enhypen-emo-vampire-gif-25368011

[grizzled bronze]

ion even know what to say man

[gentle steppe]

This sticker it's soo good

[grim edge]

.

[worn patrol]

Nothin i didnt know too so i sent that

[grizzled bronze]

😭

[worn patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/lildroptop-lil-drop-top-lil-droptop-gif-24882860

[worn patrol]

So they good or nah

[severe oxide]

they aight

[gentle steppe]

U earn money
I kidnap PPL for money
We are not the same

I really wana say something

I can't because of the rules

[worn patrol]

Ion know if they go with outfits tho i have black and white cuz they go with everything

[keen parrot]

say it

[severe oxide]

bros got server mods typed and waiting to send

[umbral wind]

😂😂

[keen parrot]

no he wont say

[warm spindle]

accp;oned twitch streamsa are lik

[keen parrot]

agree

[vague shard]

how i get the old flags back?

[warm spindle]

Hey google...

[keen parrot]

i dont understand 😭

[warm spindle]

is twink a slur

[grim edge]

crazy 💀

[grim edge]

what does that even mean

[umbral wind]

Yeah it is I think

[warm spindle]

beautiful short men

[grim edge]

Get that shit off my screen

[grim edge]

Oh then why would that be a slur

Ain’t it just a compliment

[warm spindle]

you will understand in a few years

[vague shard]

i love when people just expect me to ask here before i google

[grim edge]

What's up Tyler how you doing chief I'm currently at the gym

Just waiting for a friend so we start the workout

[silent quest]

I wish for such accent

[umbral wind]

What accent 🥱

[grim edge]

Hehe

[gentle steppe]

Nahh

[grim edge]

Lived most my life in sweden, born in Palestine

[keen parrot]

[gentle steppe]

Vimun I want to improve at chess

[gentle steppe]

I'm serious I am handsome

Make me ur student

[keen parrot]

sure thing, i charge 15 dollars an hour

[glacial fulcrum]

@keen parrot this you?

[gentle steppe]

....we are friends how about u charge me lower

C'mon we are best friends

[keen parrot]

15 is alr a bargain

[gentle steppe]

We have known eachother for centuries

[warm spindle]

id stop being your friend af6ter this statement

[keen parrot]

i wish i was that handsome

[gentle steppe]

I'm dirt poor

[grim edge]

15 dollars a hour is a bargain for a player of vimum calibar

[warm spindle]

after this statement id arrest you

[gentle steppe]

Lmaoo

[grim edge]

Usually people in my city would pay me 20 an hour and in just 2k

Im

Not in

[gentle steppe]

I m teaching a kid free of cost learn from me

[keen parrot]

:/

ask your parents man

[gentle steppe]

That kid is ofc in my imagination

[grim edge]

Imma coach Calliope sister for free and I coached 40 people for free aswell I think I'm ahead of you

[warm spindle]

dre4aming of kids? what?

[warm spindle]

nah bro get outta here

[gentle steppe]

That kid is in my imagination

[grim edge]

Huh

[gentle steppe]

How bout u teach me too

Or il break into ur house

[warm spindle]

I taught a guy and he got to 1500 in around 5 months

but he was not stupid, you might be stupid

[gentle steppe]

Teach me man

[gentle steppe]

Im already 1500

[warm spindle]

wow you suck

[grim edge]

I'm not teaching for free anymore sorry Tyler friend just doin Calliope brother because it's funny but otherwise I'm pretty much done

[gentle steppe]

Ur like 400

[gentle steppe]

C'mon we are close friends

[warm spindle]

that is indeed what the number says

[gentle steppe]

HOW ARE U SAYING THAT I SUCK WHEN UR 400

[silent quest]

How come you have this user hates the trusted role role but not the trusted role to begin with

[warm spindle]

yeah your stupid bud

[gentle steppe]

Lmao idk

[gentle steppe]

Wat did i do

[keen parrot]

there is only one person i coach fully for free

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3VbWnPbVYxJ4rmwFGJw0D2?si=0b0663c37b574f52

[keen parrot]

so that slot is taken

[silent quest]

[gentle steppe]

Replace him

[silent quest]

Its her

[keen parrot]

her*

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/uiharu-toaru-typing-call-write-gif-25929061

[gentle steppe]

REPLACE HER

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1177202941078294528/attachment.gif?ex=6571a6ac&is=655f31ac&hm=aa0b5971337ce8b419634c376df0c20308c16cb32b9694e65a0211c54dcf6080&

[warm spindle]

I swear to GOD i did NOT talk about f*ght club

[silent quest]

You just did

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/light-yagami-death-light-yagami-death-note-dead-light-yagami-eyes-gif-17546680

[warm spindle]

this discord stuff aint no joke

[keen parrot]

I am home 😉

[warm spindle]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

do "/profile"

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 6 9 (ty13r_durd3n)

This is the Chess.com profile of ty13r_durd3n. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: 6 9 (ty13r_durd3n)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 522 (peak)
Bullet: 286

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGcR9hVG4f4

[warm spindle]

The things you own... End up owning you

and so?

ok but youre lilke 6 times my rating

https://play.chess.com/ime5q

https://tenor.com/view/uiharu-toaru-typing-call-write-gif-25929061

MOVE

@grim edge

[keen parrot]

e4

[warm spindle]

wow

you got me @grim edge

[wispy flare]

i need a coach

[warm spindle]

for free?

[wispy flare]

yes 🙂

[keen parrot]

[warm spindle]

i can teach yoou somethings

[wispy flare]

thanks bro

[pulsar wing]

< 500

[warm spindle]

youre garbage neverspeak to me again

[severe oxide]

lol

[warm spindle]

yeahh i know forbidden dark arts of the chess board just ask any time

[pulsar wing]

my elo is at least 3.4 times higher than yours.

[warm spindle]

og ps player

[warm spindle]

and i bet my life that you are a trillion times worse anyway

[pulsar wing]

Ok let's 1v1

[warm spindle]

busy rn

[wispy flare]

add me

[pulsar wing]

A lot of smack talk for someone who's "busy"

[warm spindle]

its called a rapid game doofus

[pulsar wing]

Wow so busy

[severe oxide]

yuh

[wispy flare]

@warm spindle come teach me

[warm spindle]

when we finish our game when i win can you meow for me

[pulsar wing]

Sure

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-faucet-gif-19650781

[keen parrot]

dude

i was +6 after 11 moves against Nigel Short

[pulsar wing]

But if you lose you meow

[keen parrot]

bruh

[bleak torrent]

Hello chessers

[warm spindle]

you dont even have to say this ebcause it is never going to happen

[keen parrot]

it was a simple tactic how did i miss

[warm spindle]

nigel

[glacial fulcrum]

why tf his nickname is "honestgirl"

[keen parrot]

cause he is cool like that idk

[manic nova]

he's an honest girl

[primal mirage]

o shi bro played nigel too, the old slow man

[shy pike]

wha

[pulsar wing]

Accidentally became GM on his sister's account

hi

[severe oxide]

Wonyoung ur 1900 right wink wink nudge nudge

[warm spindle]

woah mama!

[primal mirage]

yep!

[torpid lintel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[primal mirage]

I'm a 1900 indeed

[manic nova]

BUT can you teach me how to get 2000 elo

[pulsar wing]

Um this is a Chess server why tf are you wasting your time

[umbral wind]

I messaged you x

[severe oxide]

have a peek at https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1182371000831184906

[normal hatch]

Send him a message on whatsapp

[manic nova]

💀

[grim edge]

Not making you all overthink but what if….. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzrfQQju8CY/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

moseph144k

Likes

301598

Instagram

[glacial fulcrum]

dw police already have your number

[primal mirage]

👍 👍 im joining as U2000

i cant talk there bcuz i got no role 💀

[severe oxide]

W

Oh 💀

[manic nova]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-running-away-gif-26050957

[grim edge]

Thanks for reminding me, it makes a great difference and i often forget about it.

[primal mirage]

U shld communicate for me

tell em im identifying as U2000

[severe oxide]

Sure

[manic nova]

lmfao

[primal mirage]

since we support the LGBTQ community, it's a must accept

[warm spindle]

good fame @grim edge i didnt talk about the thing

@pulsar wing

[primal mirage]

👍 finna win the league together 🤝

[manic nova]

no

[severe oxide]

they ain’t ready for this God Squad

[warm spindle]

@pulsar wing

[primal mirage]

they dont know us son!

[warm spindle]

@pulsar wing1v1

[grim edge]

Yep it happens bro

3 minor pieces > queen

[primal mirage]

💀

what the hell did he mark

[grim edge]

Nelson no cap best chess teacher

[grim edge]

This is a specific position where the force of the pieces are greater

[manic nova]

you can only blunder your queen once, but you can blunder your pieces 3 times

[primal mirage]

every covered square for what

[grim edge]

Everywhere the white pieces cover

[warm spindle]

@pulsar wing

[primal mirage]

it looked like a german sign at first glance

but thats probs cuz of me 💀

[grim edge]

How?

Bro needs to get off the ice

[primal mirage]

idk man, the top right needs to get extended

and a few other directions

[grim edge]

Blud is giving suggestions ☠️

[primal mirage]

👍 💀

[grim edge]

Bro doing a part 2

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/tayomaki-sakigifs-hoyeon-jung-squid-game-sae-byeok-gif-23651399

[warm spindle]

cmon bro

[primal mirage]

most peaceful sign in history 🙏

[spice night]

wanna play

[spice night]

wanna play?

[warm spindle]

bro think he SAW

[hot dome]

i just lost to the vienna gambit since ive forgotten the theory

[normal hatch]

just premove the endgame line

black has a higer wr in the endgame than white, its funny

unless they play 5.Nf3. Then play chess

[lost dew]

I found a bug in chess.com's insights.

[keen parrot]

inspect element:

[warm spindle]

litewally\

[graceful lintel]

Perfect bracket 🥶

[graceful lintel]

[warm spindle]

least perfect

[graceful lintel]

I tried my best it was best

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-faucet-gif-19650781

[normal hatch]

deep fry it

[graceful lintel]

raw better

[random drum]

do u love chemistry?

[graceful lintel]

nop

[random drum]

I think you do

[graceful lintel]

chemistry is my weakest subject

[random drum]

u are in clg or schl?

[graceful lintel]

school

[normal hatch]

all my homies hate chem

[random drum]

grade?

[graceful lintel]

10th

[graceful lintel]

organic chem next year

[random drum]

Yeah. Now I remember u helped me with my chem worksheet

[normal hatch]

sadge

[graceful lintel]

Barely

[normal hatch]

im taking forensic science instead

[graceful lintel]

trying my best to cover syllabus rn

[random drum]

I love math idk why

[random drum]

how were ur pre boards?

[graceful lintel]

same(because I'm in 10th)
11th maths will beat the shit out of me

[graceful lintel]

Still going
Maths paper was ez
Got basted in social science
Science next

[random drum]

Ohh

you should close dc tbh

[graceful lintel]

ur in 9th right?
Good luck for exam smh

[graceful lintel]

I was thinking abt it like 5 mins ago

[random drum]

thanks. I have 40 marks exam in jan and 80 marks exam in feb.

[graceful lintel]

might delete discord tmr idk(will be back in April)

[random drum]

after writing this I am thinking the same

to close dc

[graceful lintel]

Oh good luck

[severe oxide]

i’m on summer holidays until feb

[graceful lintel]

oh great
Ofc it'll be worth it

[random drum]

yes

[graceful lintel]

Good luck 🫡🫡

[torpid lintel]

It's hard to sleep when I have headache and little fever

[graceful lintel]

9th was my best class
First time in life i was enjoying with friends

[quaint jay]

hello everybody

[random scarab]

hi

[torpid lintel]

But still good night all