💬〡general-off-topic

[peak plank]

is it english?

[grim edge]

the power is too great

[ornate basalt]

its rare

[fervent comet]

imagine not being 6 feet i can not imagine cause i am 6 feet

[short sail]

That has English conversion

[peak plank]

not at all

[grim edge]

balls

[fervent comet]

yes

[short sail]

/ascii code based on English

[peak plank]

so does every laguage that already exists

[fervent comet]

NO ABOVE GROUND RN

[grim edge]

her username was Queeniexo

[fervent comet]

later yes under ground

[keen parrot]

yeah shes a girl

[grim edge]

after playing against 900 elo

[hallow bluff]

@tulip lichen

[ornate basalt]

among the general population, not within a chess server

[fervent comet]

why against a 900

[grim edge]

sorry 500

[silent quest]

Damnn

[glacial fulcrum]

banned acoount

[fervent comet]

?

[grim edge]

sorry 400

[short sail]

73 226 128 153 108 108 32 106 117 115 116 32 100 111 32 105 116 32 102 111 114 32 102 117 110

[fervent comet]

i do not get it brother

[ornate basalt]

everyone thinks stuff they like/believe is either far more common or incredibly rare

[hallow bluff]

pretty sure this is a bot

[silent quest]

What's Napolean doin in the chesscom general

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-nothing-we-can-do-nothing-we-can-do-there-is-gif-17017334091191129728

[hallow bluff]

I am Napoleon

[grim edge]

theres nothing we can do

[short sail]

Do you agree 9+3 = 11?

[hallow bluff]

Yes

[tawny umbra]

womp womp

[fervent comet]

there is nothing we can do

[fervent comet]

no it is 21

[hallow bluff]

say womp womp 1 more time and ill kill you

[grim edge]

whats 9 + 10

[hallow bluff]

guys I wish you a holy jolly christmas

[fervent comet]

21

[hallow bluff]

21?

[short sail]

It’s 18

[fervent comet]

every ans is 21

[grim edge]

21 is the only correct answer

[fervent comet]

yes

chat died?

[ornate basalt]

someone play me

[grim edge]

sorry had an insane game with an 300 almsot lost

[small hull]

how to go from 1400 to 1500

[fervent comet]

first you tell me elo if it is above 400 then mine i will not play

[fast vault]

looking for someone to anylize games with me. Its just one or two games a day 🙂

[hallow bluff]

just go there

[ornate basalt]

whats yours

mine is low

[fervent comet]

1000

[pure jacinth]

Magnus is in my city

[ornate basalt]

700

[short sail]

actually the answer is 18, by taking various polynomial combinations of {\sin(2\pi x)} and {\cos(2\pi x)} we obtain more general trigonometric polynomials that are {1}-periodic; and the theory of Fourier series tells us that all other {1}-periodic functions (with reasonable integrability conditions) can be approximated in various senses by such polynomial combinations. Using Euler’s identity, one can use {e^{2\pi ix}} and {e^{-2\pi ix}} in place of {\sin(2\pi x)} and {\cos(2\pi x)} as the basic generating functions here, provided of course one is willing to use complex coefficients instead of real ones. Of course, by rescaling one can also make similar statements for other periods than {1}. {1}-periodic functions {f: {\bf R} \rightarrow {\bf C}} can also be identified (by abuse of notation) with functions {f: {\bf R}/{\bf Z} \rightarrow {\bf C}} on the quotient space {{\bf R}/{\bf Z}} (known as the additive {1}-torus or additive unit circle), or with functions {f: [0,1] \rightarrow {\bf C}} on the fundamental domain (up to boundary) {[0,1]} of that quotient space with the periodic boundary condition {f(0)=f(1)}. The map {x \mapsto (\cos(2\pi x), \sin(2\pi x))} also identifies the additive unit circle {{\bf R}/{\bf Z}} with the geometric unit circle {S^1 = { (x,y) \in {\bf R}^2: x^2+y^2=1} \subset {\bf R}^2}.. And that makes the final answer 18

[pure jacinth]

Pog

[fervent comet]

SHUT

[hallow bluff]

real

[ornate basalt]

700

[short sail]

Even napoleon agrees with me

[ornate basalt]

play me

[hallow bluff]

ahmad should be ashamed of himself

[fervent comet]

we can play but i might blunder but who cares

[tulip lichen]

what do you want shortie

[ornate basalt]

ok

[hallow bluff]

go to hell

[ornate basalt]

try your best ill do the same i like getting destroyed

[tulip lichen]

at least im not shorter than a pvz imp

[ornate basalt]

@fervent comet whats your acc

[fervent comet]

ok

[fervent comet]

i will send you link

[ornate basalt]

ok dms

[hallow bluff]

shut

also @fervent comet should be ashamed of himself

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 854 (913 peak)

[small hull]

i need to get to 1500 ro felx on these hoes

[ornate basalt]

greek?

@small hull are you greek?

[hallow bluff]

nika you should quit chess

[small hull]

no georgian

[ornate basalt]

doesnt nika mean victory or smth

[fervent comet]

why

[small hull]

yes my mother named me because it means victory in greek

[grim edge]

the only elo you can flex with on "these hoes" is less than 300

[fervent comet]

@ornate basalt sent you link

[hallow bluff]

because I said so

[ornate basalt]

joining

[grim edge]

getting under 300 elo is harder than 2500 prove me wrong

[fervent comet]

ok shut up short guy

[hallow bluff]

I'm in your walls ahmad

I see you right now

[fervent comet]

ok how am i sitting

[grim edge]

doggy style

[tulip lichen]

what are you gonna come out of an ant nest?

[hallow bluff]

you're not, you don't have a house, I'm behind you

[hallow bluff]

Your father is in my basement

[grim edge]

what father?

[fervent comet]

no

[tulip lichen]

sure lil bro he's sitting right in front of me

[ornate basalt]

send another @fervent comet

[grim edge]

close tho right?

[fervent comet]

ok

[grim edge]

thats actually the mailman

[fervent comet]

no

[grim edge]

dw bro we all have somthing to hide

[hallow bluff]

@fervent comet should be brought into a police station and held in prison for at least 16 months

[fervent comet]

i do not have anything to hide and i am not wrong

[hallow bluff]

just like the green prince

[grim edge]

too low try 15

[hallow bluff]

real

[grim edge]

years

[hallow bluff]

also real

[fierce pivot]

got dat beemur vrooooooom

[fervent comet]

SHUT UP SHORT HEAD jk

[hallow bluff]

that's what they said to my boy green prince

epic rap battles of history

[grim edge]

:3

dead chat

hi

[grim edge]

hello

dead chat

[hallow bluff]

Dirac26

[grim edge]

yes sir

[hallow bluff]

give me wood

[grim edge]

sir im dirac not lumberjack

[hallow bluff]

idc

why did ahmad go

[grim edge]

why is there a timer for text this is annoying

[hallow bluff]

Dirac I see you rn

stop eating those chips

[grim edge]

sir

[pliant charm]

give us some

[grim edge]

im chessing

[hallow bluff]

how much did you make me this week

[grim edge]

im so confused

[pliant charm]

it's usual in this server

[hallow bluff]

it's gonna rain curry tomorrow 🗣️ 💯

[grim edge]

Its raining tacos

where are my emotes

[hallow bluff]

🔥 🗣️ 💯

[grim edge]

sign this server is weirdge

[grim edge]

false

[hallow bluff]

Dirac don't ever set foot in Southern India

[grim edge]

imma head out

bro im paul dirac

not the other i dunno who the fk is

[pliant charm]

Fair answer

[hallow bluff]

make sure to NOT spend it all on curry 🔥 🗣️

[tulip lichen]

there's no mailmen in egypt lil bro cope

[grim edge]

paul dirac is a physicist

[grim edge]

the miner then

[hallow bluff]

you from egypt

[grim edge]

:spit:

[hallow bluff]

yeah no shit (I know)

[tulip lichen]

what miner not everyone can work as miner lil bro

[pliant charm]

He knows 😱

[grim edge]

the diamond miners

how do i unlock the power to not chat once every 5 seconds

whos briliant idea was that

[tulip lichen]

what diamonds bro the goverment took it all😭

[grim edge]

sleep

[hallow bluff]

egypt

[grim edge]

i feel very sorry

[grim edge]

for the government

napoleon

[tulip lichen]

even the sukari gold mine's all rocks now

[grim edge]

what is ur fav opening

[hallow bluff]

THIS THIS IS THE DAY OF JUDGMENT 🔥 🗣️ 💯

[pliant charm]

to restrict toddlers from flooding chat
it's partly good

[hallow bluff]

for what color

[grim edge]

white

[hallow bluff]

Bf4 line in the qg

[grim edge]

wait u develop bishop first?

i guess its not london

d4 players are always weird

[hallow bluff]

d4 d5 c4 e6 nc3 nf6 nf3 be7 bf4

[grim edge]

london is better than kingspawn

ok black?

[pliant charm]

hell no

[hallow bluff]

Wladi I would kick yo ass

[grim edge]

vs e4

[normal hatch]

e5

[hallow bluff]

bong gong variation (india is precious)

[grim edge]

pawn h4 best opening

ok

calm down magnis carleson

[hallow bluff]

Wladi you should get out

[pliant charm]

e4 Ke2

[grim edge]

a4

[thorny lake]

https://tenor.com/view/tomato-the-mato-dog-puppy-eat-gif-20620411

[grim edge]

anyone still play pawnziani?

is this server deadge?

[grim edge]

always

how do i unlock my emotes

didnt read the rules

[normal hatch]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[normal hatch]

Womp

[pliant charm]

It's
good

maybe I'll play it maybe I'll not
If I feel like it

[grim edge]

I do it almost every game

[pliant charm]

I'm not a big fan of it but it's cool

[normal hatch]

Good until they know d5

[grim edge]

power unlocked

[grim edge]

haha they never do

well, almost never

[normal hatch]

Smh

Depends on ur opponents rating, aswell as how recent ur acc is

[grim edge]

lets hang the mod that enables slow mode here

[normal hatch]

When did u make ur account?

[grim edge]

im hard stuck at 1300

reached 1398 once and lost

[grim edge]

me too bud, me too

lost like 5 games in row after

[grim edge]

you sound like one of those people that start with 10 mins on the clock and lose with 11 mins left

[grim edge]

im a bullet player myself

so in rapid i usually dont take my slow time

[grim edge]

so i was right?

kinda

but tbh i know so much theor yat this poiont that makes me not spend time in the opneing

well in openings i also do it pretty quick

[normal hatch]

Gaining that much rating per game isnt normal. Unless u havent played much games, or U just started playing again recently

[ornate basalt]

I lost 2 mins

[fervent comet]

everyone does

[fervent comet]

yea gg tho

[grim edge]

been trying the ponzioni latly

pretty funn opneing

lots of traps

[grim edge]

ye me too i like it

[normal hatch]

Yeah, it makes sense. The game is just testing whether ur the same skill level, lower, or maybe higher than ur were previously

[grim edge]

its still calibrating i guess

outch

[fervent comet]

i am not a nerd tho

[grim edge]

what is that name

[normal hatch]

Big boy brilliants

[normal hatch]

[ornate basalt]

i suck

i should uit chess

I missed basic shit

[grim edge]

everyone can improve

[normal hatch]

Nah I plateaued

[small hull]

how to go from 1400 to 1500

[normal hatch]

Dont blunder pieces

“Im a beginner” “Win games bozo”

[upbeat viper]

what's your username ? @small glacier

[solid cairn]

What's my name

[grim edge]

wtf

Hello!

[normal hatch]

Poop

[grim edge]

I'm happy to be here

[upbeat viper]

FostrilNucker

[fierce pivot]

can you switch the F and N?

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-emoji-gif-26176321

[keen parrot]

noo now bast is gonna make him change his name

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-screenshot-jarvis-screenshot-and-crop-out-of-context-crop-cropped-gif-26975564

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1458 (1474 peak)
Blitz: 712 (713 peak)
Bullet: 854 (913 peak)

[fierce pivot]

nika we dont care that youre 1500 elo just talk in the chat and stop randomly dropping /profile

[normal hatch]

[ornate basalt]

I stopped playing chess for like 4-5 months

i cant play well

[fierce pivot]

same

[ornate basalt]

I could play even with a 1500

now my estimated rating is around 1000 when i play

(i dont know any openings)

i refuse to learn openings

[grim edge]

openings are important

[silent quest]

Tru

[normal hatch]

Opening knowledge is carrying me hard

[ornate basalt]

I just do what feels right

[fierce pivot]

i play shit but every person i play thats higher than me tells me i have gm openings because i learn openings

i just go insane in the middlegame

[ornate basalt]

I just think and do whatever

[silent quest]

I blunder mates because it feels nice

[keen parrot]

i think you have a confidence issue, you play well but are afraid to play against others

[peak plank]

Not a good idea when you switch the first two letters... as Bubsy says

[ornate basalt]

?

[fierce pivot]

exactly ngl.. i only play unrated puzzles too

[keen parrot]

rating is just a number and doesn't define absolutely your strength

[keen parrot]

start playing rated everything

[fierce pivot]

bouta be rated 600 in lichess puzzle

rip

[ornate basalt]

I just did whatever and got to 1000 i cant go higher

[keen parrot]

dude you would be at least 1k, prob 1200

[ornate basalt]

i didnt learn shit so idek what to improve on

[peak plank]

how do I have a higher RD in blitz than rapid wtf

[stable mirage]

ooh nice ur almost good enough to see #2200-or-higher normally

[peak plank]

I dont play blitz, but ive played some games not too long ago more than I Hvae played rapid

[silent quest]

Isn't bubsy 2345 already

[peak plank]

I got #1000-1199 😄

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[fierce pivot]

im 1200 😭 but im too scared to play rated

[peak plank]

im not 600, I think you mean @median saffron ?

[ornate basalt]

do you need a high iq to be good

[keen parrot]

just play rated its okay

[silent quest]

Nah bro

[fierce pivot]

NEVERMIND WE BALLIN FR

[peak plank]

when did you get 1200

[ornate basalt]

good

[peak plank]

oh its lichess

[keen parrot]

lc puzzles

[fierce pivot]

lichess

[peak plank]

ah thats fair

[fierce pivot]

bubsy elo on lichess vs bubsy elo on cc

[peak plank]

li puzzles are better ig

[fierce pivot]

im 1k puzzle on cc but i havent done rated puzzles on cc in 5 weeks

[ornate basalt]

how does one even improve at chess

like just play games?

[peak plank]

the amount of times people need to reminded theres an FAQ in #1039982616159465595 is insane

[ornate basalt]

its very long

[thorny heron]

Can I ask questions related to chess algorithms here

[peak plank]

its a chess server, ofc

[thorny heron]

What’s that

[peak plank]

theres even a server for coding chess bots

GC is a shithole

worse than this server somehow

[ornate basalt]

yes

[peak plank]

theres a server for coding chess bots

[ornate basalt]

ive been there

[peak plank]

I left that server but it was good

[ornate basalt]

Math is better than all other fields of stem

Math is the best subject

[keen parrot]

who knew that the group of autistic 13 year old chess players were decent at school

[ornate basalt]

I would debate random stuff on my old account

discord disabled it

[silent quest]

I like physics

[ornate basalt]

valid

[upbeat viper]

RD ?

[ornate basalt]

but physics needs math

[thorny heron]

I am proud that my chess ai defeated Isabel bot on chess.com and is on the verge of beating Wally

[ornate basalt]

I like math because i can make shit up and its still true

[subtle cloak]

Rate this cat out of 10

[keen parrot]

what is that laugh 😭

[silent quest]

11

[subtle cloak]

There's worse stuff

[ornate basalt]

I once made my own version of calculus before i knew what calculus was (it was 75% wrong)

[keen parrot]

like what

[grim edge]

hi chat

[subtle cloak]

Maths is the worst dubject

[ornate basalt]

no

[stable mirage]

omg haiii

[ornate basalt]

its easily the best

[subtle cloak]

Straight up sounding like a zombie

[grim edge]

maths is 1x10^10x better than english will ever ne

[ornate basalt]

Math is the best subject

[keen parrot]

oh come on its not that bad

[grim edge]

YOU 🫵

[ornate basalt]

YES

[stable mirage]

me

[ornate basalt]

i hate the names

[grim edge]

YOU

[subtle cloak]

If my face doesn't repell the guys away my voice will 😼

[grim edge]

physics is the best science

[stable mirage]

what about me

[silent quest]

Tell me the antonyms of felicitous

[ornate basalt]

Math is good because you make shit up

[grim edge]

lugubrious

[subtle cloak]

I failed at maths twice

[ornate basalt]

how

what grade level

[subtle cloak]

Idk I skipped all online classes

[ornate basalt]

wtf im not in a call

[subtle cloak]

Year 10

[ornate basalt]

i can hear audio

[silent quest]

Absolutely

[grim edge]

idk ngl

[silent quest]

Wasn't for you but sure

[ornate basalt]

I can hear some woman laugh

[fathom reef]

screw a breakup, how yall draw your bishops?

[ornate basalt]

am i schixo

[keen parrot]

nah bro you chillin

[grim edge]

i know what an antonym is but i dont know what felicitous means

[fathom reef]

(don't mind how scuffed it is)

[stable mirage]

hi furry

[subtle cloak]

That doesn't look like a bishop

[grim edge]

:3

[upbeat viper]

owo

[grim edge]

bast my love

[fathom reef]

nuh uh

[upbeat viper]

whismy my dear discord user

[subtle cloak]

You WILL change your mind after this

[grim edge]

my beloved. apple of my eye. guiding light. can i have image perms

[upbeat viper]

cute

and nice crow imitation

[silent quest]

Nuh awaaaaa

[fathom reef]

kiss

[tulip lichen]

so that's actually you in your pfp?

the black hoodie

[subtle cloak]

NAH that's my cat

[grim edge]

smh bast u cant leave my like this 😭

[upbeat viper]

cringe

and simply connect

[grim edge]

i hope somebody breaks ur heart like u broke mine bast

[tulip lichen]

lil bro wants some of that😭🙏

[upbeat viper]

happened already

[grim edge]

you are mod give me gifmaster role thank u

[upbeat viper]

noip

[grim edge]

https://imgur.com/RAvKpcW

[grim edge]

hope it happens again

Chess

[upbeat viper]

won't

[tulip lichen]

whismy why you not connected

[silent quest]

Gah dayum bro what

[grim edge]

somebody told me not to and i kinda ran with it

[subtle cloak]

If I was casted as the protagonist at walking dead there WOULD'VE been 30 seasons

[keen parrot]

🐦‍⬛

[silent quest]

A black bird?

[grim edge]

give me image perms and it wont 🙏

[keen parrot]

crow

[upbeat viper]

no

connect your account

[silent quest]

That's basically a crow

[grim edge]

if i connect will you give the gifmaster role to me

cmon bast im running on fumes here

[subtle cloak]

Maje that noise if you see any guys following you

[ornate basalt]

I can hear faint grinning/laugh from a woman

[subtle cloak]

They'll run for their lives

[ornate basalt]

i thought it was a vc but i wasnt in any

i can still hear that shit

[peak plank]

ask anitta for the offer again

[silent quest]

People aren't scared of crows

[ornate basalt]

how do i get

[peak plank]

maybe we can get a new color role for everyone

[grim edge]

anitta hates me she didnt reply 😭

[ornate basalt]

that role

[tulip lichen]

@subtle cloak i need to see more of your cat

[grim edge]

stfu 😭😭😭😭

[keen parrot]

i hope i dont have guys following after me

[tulip lichen]

more vids of it pls

[subtle cloak]

I don't think a human making crow noises is normal

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1094311083939987616/image0.gif

[tulip lichen]

he looks cute bro

[tulip lichen]

i know this not falling for it

[upbeat viper]

demon

[keen parrot]

so cute

[subtle cloak]

Fr fr

Brb

[silent quest]

The cat is a literal meme material mine just used to sleep all day

[peak plank]

I can predict the blunder of 1200s pog

[tulip lichen]

leave lil bro alone😭🙏
why you shaking em like that

im honestly fine with just a pic of him laying down or sleeping ngl

[small hull]

how to go from 1400 to 1500

[silent quest]

A valuable information

[silent quest]

Get better

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 854 (913 peak)

[small hull]

i am so close

i have won 7 games in a row

[silent quest]

Analysis your games ponder upon your mistakes what else can you do

[tulip lichen]

💀

[grim edge]

even a 500 could see that tbh

[tulip lichen]

yeah i saw it

those brilliants are easy to find

[grim edge]

thanks alot

i got mock results back and i got all 5's

gl to u aswell then

[fierce pivot]

"play rated bubsy you wont regret it"

[honest drift]

chess.com fix ur servers please

i keep getting flagged

This is a public complaint

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 2162 (peak)
Bullet: 2053 (2184 peak)

[keen parrot]

its okay man

[honest drift]

trash bullet loss

[keen parrot]

puzzle rating doesnt matter just think your hardest

[honest drift]

I hate tilting

[tulip lichen]

theres not gonna do shit if you send it here

just email them or smth

[honest drift]

Hi 9 yo

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/no-yes-ok-yes-no-maybe-gif-14428545

[dreamy siren]

Standard emotional manipulation attempt by chess.com

[tulip lichen]

this you bro?

[honest drift]

Yes

[subtle cloak]

How to do that head nod

[honest drift]

Chess.com is a scam

[tulip lichen]

idk im not him

[subtle cloak]

IT IS

[pliant charm]

If you hate tilting
Just don't
Win more games

[honest drift]

Goofy servers

[grim edge]

we still slow modging?

[honest drift]

Man if i didnt lose 130 points life would be so good

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

Let him cook

[subtle cloak]

Ik you are not mo way you are that hot 🙄

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722404331114070057/1071648849917132852/B0363F1C-F28E-4C6A-92DD-C00BAB91F862.gif

[honest drift]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-checkmate-gif-11643339432039473066

[tulip lichen]

kitty

[grim edge]

carl magnesion

[honest drift]

dm me 400$ an hour chess coaching

[graceful lintel]

My meal

[grim edge]

[honest drift]

Till then goodbye

[subtle cloak]

I need Netflix to make a series on me

[tulip lichen]

💀

[subtle cloak]

The biggest sigma to Sigma on earth

[graceful lintel]

I'll teach you
Give me 150€

[pliant charm]

what kind of chess are you teaching what the hell

[honest drift]

Fine i will lower it, 100$

[pale vigil]

Hey everyone

[keen parrot]

he is hotter than anyone who has ever chatted here

[subtle cloak]

He is teaching interdimensional chess

[subtle cloak]

Fr

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2319 (peak)
Blitz: 2259 (2314 peak)
Bullet: 2403 (peak)

[honest drift]

Yes if you want to learn dm

[graceful lintel]

How to make ur opponent resign

[keen parrot]

dm pratham for coaching but only if you are a cute girl

[subtle cloak]

5d chess

[honest drift]

stfu Ohwow now im jealous

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2279 (2275 peak)
Blitz: 2327 (2391 peak)
Bullet: 2435 (2440 peak)

[honest drift]

Yes!

Thanks vimun for helping me here

[subtle cloak]

Then nobody is gonna dm him

[keen parrot]

4.5/10 anime girl will dm him

[honest drift]

I will pass u all

[subtle cloak]

Other than anime girl

[stable mirage]

mhm totally

[honest drift]

Nobody is on my level

[keen parrot]

i mean there are cute girls in this chat probably but they would never DM pratham 💀

[honest drift]

Wait and watch

[honest drift]

Why, did i do anything to deserve that?

[pale vigil]

@stable mirage hey did u see tilt

[honest drift]

Dm me cute girls thanks

[keen parrot]

bro there are no cute girls eager to talk to you and be coached by you

[honest drift]

i will do the chess coaching for free

[grim edge]

sup

[keen parrot]

i can put money on that

[honest drift]

Atleast irl cute girls talk to me

[grim edge]

tell me you're a simp without telling me you're a simp

[subtle cloak]

Im the one who coaches

[keen parrot]

[pliant charm]

oh my god it's marcus carls son

[pale vigil]

They would dm me

[honest drift]

Keep doubting lol

Im just better

[pliant charm]

if you insist

[pale vigil]

Play vs me if i win u will be my gf😂

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nick_topchex

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1466 (1474 peak)
Blitz: 712 (713 peak)
Bullet: 854 (913 peak)

[stable mirage]

what

[subtle cloak]

According to my grindset I can't take coaching from anyone cause I'm a lone wolf 🐺🐺 OOOOWWW

[stable mirage]

I would be eager if I was a cute girl

[pale vigil]

The guy tilt i didnt see him for 2 days

[subtle cloak]

Ik I'll win obviously smh

[pale vigil]

Whats ur elo?

[stable mirage]

idk

[desert oxide]

I have been trying for 1h to beat this bot 😭😭😭

[subtle cloak]

700 👹👹

[pale vigil]

U r not even a girl

[grim edge]

which bot?

[pale vigil]

Lol mine is 1100

[honest drift]

:/

[stable mirage]

but I’m cute

[subtle cloak]

I'd still win

[keen parrot]

yeah where is the tilt guy i wonder

[desert oxide]

Lvl 4 linshes

[pale vigil]

Nope

[honest drift]

that tilt guy was so annoying bruv

[subtle cloak]

Yes I'm the goat

[pliant charm]

I'll be completely honest I lost track of what goes where on move 4

[keen parrot]

true, what do you hate about him the most

[subtle cloak]

Im actually 4000 elo

[fallen valley]

Banned

[honest drift]

tbf just annoying nothing much

[subtle cloak]

Im magnus crawlson

[stable mirage]

what did he do

[honest drift]

i dont hate people on discord i dont have time for that

[subtle cloak]

Oh

[keen parrot]

oh wow, he probably deserved it

[fallen valley]

I would have to ban myself if I repeated the things he did

[pale vigil]

Then do u wanna play vs and if i win u will be my gf and if u win i will do anything u want

[desert oxide]

That doesn't help 😭😭😭

[stable mirage]

I see

[pliant charm]

[subtle cloak]

BET

Chess.con premium is mine 😼😼😼

[pliant charm]

ask for a house

[keen parrot]

holy shit man you really are deprived

[pale vigil]

I mean i dont want a gf... 😂

[desert oxide]

I will go to chess talk maybe they can ☠

[subtle cloak]

Forget about winning 🥱

[grim edge]

VIMUN. ‼️

:3

[subtle cloak]

Shit

[pale vigil]

Yeah i've never been in a relationship before

[pale vigil]

Yeah where is he fr?

[keen parrot]

dude you are probably still young just keep your chin up and dont act like a degen

[subtle cloak]

Bro thinks he's in fast and furious of chess 😭

[pale vigil]

I am 17yo..

[subtle cloak]

Neither have I 😼

[keen parrot]

i havent had a gf until 19

[subtle cloak]

I hate relationships

[pale vigil]

This means we are perfect for each other 😂

[fallen valley]

Then don't act 12

[subtle cloak]

Anyways you wouldn't win 🥱

[grim edge]

lol @keen parrot i got a new phone with better battery and i can text faster now

[pale vigil]

I dont 🙃

[keen parrot]

nice

[subtle cloak]

Faster?

Tf did you buy? NASA's communication device or smtg?

[grim edge]

yuh. with great power comes great response ability

[pale vigil]

Lmao

[grim edge]

:3

[fiery beacon]

Hiiiiii

[subtle cloak]

Nothing gets faster than a Samsung

[honest drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[grim edge]

:3

[fiery beacon]

:3

[grim edge]

dump her man its not worth it

[honest drift]

Oh yeah i have a similar question

[pale vigil]

I am on samsung rn and i can say its the slowest phone in life

[subtle cloak]

Depends on what samsung

[grim edge]

what happened to tilt

[subtle cloak]

What sansung

[grim edge]

nice question

[subtle cloak]

I've no idea

[pale vigil]

Samsun A23 5G

[subtle cloak]

What's that phone 😭

I think you got scammed

[pale vigil]

Everyone asked but the mod didnt want to talk about it🫠

[grim edge]

i ate him hope this helps

[subtle cloak]

I have a really old S10+ and my phone's perfectly fine

[grim edge]

iphone is infinitely clear

[pale vigil]

Nope its a real phone

[grim edge]

i have a motorola and it refracts light ~cm away from it

[subtle cloak]

Never heard of it so idk

[frozen viper]

chess

[silent quest]

Would pinging mods for a query get you timed out

[grim edge]

you should try

[subtle cloak]

Anyways I challenge you to beat me

[subtle cloak]

Nobody can or nobody ever will

[grim edge]

too bad he died man

[silent quest]

i just got back from locked out i wouldn't risk it

[pale vigil]

Give me 5mins bec i am in the toilet rn 😶

[grim edge]

oh relax i got back from being locked out and changed Nothing and did just fine

[subtle cloak]

THAT LOOKS DO MUCH BETTER TYAN MY S10+ HOW IS IT SLOW

[grim edge]

Anyone else watching the chess tournament

[subtle cloak]

Tell me about your experience after you return 💀

[pale vigil]

It has alot of lags

[stable mirage]

is hikaru playing

[grim edge]

Yes

[pale vigil]

💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

hikaru is hot ngl

[peak plank]

he has a wife ig

[grim edge]

HIM TOO?

Hikaru, magnus, firoujza, and caruana are all playing

[silent quest]

He got good skills

[grim edge]

first ding then levy now hikaru??? 😭

[pale vigil]

But i am hotter and i dont have a wife (i look like a dead fish tbh)

[upbeat viper]

no lichess links

[silent quest]

Bro changed 3 husbands

[peak plank]

sadly

[grim edge]

chess.c*m 🤢

[stable mirage]

you didn’t answer his super important question

[tulip lichen]

he got married to a chess wgm in 2023

[grim edge]

can u help me break them up

[tulip lichen]

fr

[peak plank]

youve sent that already

[tulip lichen]

how tho

[pale vigil]

I forgot my old password and now i am playing with my new acc and my real elo is 1100 but now i am only 300 is that illegal or what?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/close-up-dont-care-idc-who-cares-gif-14101294

[silent quest]

@upbeat viper if i ping the server mods role for a query would i be timed out genuinely askin

[grim edge]

uh. cant tell u ive gotten muted too many times 🙏

[honest drift]

Ohwow

sorry for the cheese there

i also played the first gae

someone sniped the second

:/

[stable mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131037149404352602/1182826383605502043/image.png?ex=65861be9&is=6573a6e9&hm=3a5584d60b6b7be829e05bf346b0768232c7860df1730990dd8d8ddd214306ce&

[honest drift]

i lost 130 points due to server lag

and yeah im good at bullet on lichess

[stable mirage]

gotta love chess.c*m

[upbeat viper]

Ask me there

[pale vigil]

I've only got 10 brilliant moves in my life😂

[honest drift]

imagine flagging when u have over 10sec and opponent has 5

and u flag.

[subtle cloak]

FR FR

[white sorrel]

ideas for black to win this endgame?

[honest drift]

send another, lets end with a decider

[stable mirage]

sometimes my brain stops functioning

[grim edge]

i usually talk about chess in any server off-topic

[white sorrel]

eval

[grim edge]

its so weird to talk about chess in general

[subtle cloak]

No it's not

[keen parrot]

have you ever been muted for lc links

[peak plank]

do you not realize this is a chess server?

[grim edge]

yeah imagine

[honest drift]

isnt that why the server exists

[stable mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131037149404352602/1182457020553625670/image.png?ex=6584c3ea&is=65724eea&hm=335b3dbcb39cc524ade951ee606b30742fdf8667fba6f1187700d903edbae9eb&

[grim edge]

i didnt think chess servers existed

man remove this annoying slow mode

[stable mirage]

we do unfortunately

[subtle cloak]

This new UI SUCKS

[grim edge]

i wanna pu the emotes in bigger mode

[white sorrel]

im still winning like 90% of my games ngl

[stable mirage]

#1090365050067365948

[grim edge]

[pale vigil]

@subtle cloak wanna play now

[stable mirage]

very interesting

[subtle cloak]

The slow mode prevents from spam

[subtle cloak]

Sure

[grim edge]

the emotes should be used after the sentense so they get bigger

[white sorrel]

i just tilted back to 1220 and now i just won 100 rating because 1200 are shit

[pale vigil]

U r so pro

[pale vigil]

Send me link in dms

[stable mirage]

kramnik will be hearing about this

[subtle cloak]

Idk how to

[pale vigil]

Alr i will

[subtle cloak]

But yeah having slowmode prevents from spam 🤓🤓 ~ mods

[grim edge]

done

[subtle cloak]

Tbh they do have a point

[grim edge]

I think that Kramnik was correct

[fast vault]

need someone to anylize 1 game with me daily, be from euroup!

[grim edge]

i have never seeen any server using this

like never

[subtle cloak]

I used it live in Europe :/

[fast vault]

Where do you live now?

[honest drift]

ggs

Im so good!!

[pale vigil]

@subtle cloak i sent it in ur dms

[honest drift]

2-1 goes to the goat

wp

[subtle ingot]

How do I keep being put against grand masters at under 900 rating

[honest drift]

i said im good at chess, that endgame was rough lol

[silent quest]

Ask you where

[upbeat viper]

here

[subtle ingot]

Grand masters with accounts from like 2014

[shy pike]

:(

[subtle ingot]

Not like a brand new account that just hasn’t gotten up to their FIDE

I’m like wtf is a WCM? Looks at profile, oh wow

[white sorrel]

thats cap

[subtle ingot]

Meanwhile I’ve been playing chess 3 weeks. Totally fair

I have a screenshot but it won’t let me show

[honest drift]

oh wow is wcm?

[silent quest]

No i do not have it rn but i got timed out in some other server for doin it so im just wondering if i happen to have some query in the near future can i ping the mods or not

[grim edge]

i started chess last year and i have 9k games

[white sorrel]

i also have a title

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

you could simply DM one mod if you have any request

[grim edge]

a title is a title

[honest drift]

1200-1400, 1456 fide?, sounds off

[silent quest]

Alright

[stable mirage]

must be cheating otb smh

[upbeat viper]

also there's almost always an active mod in chat, so you can always ping him there

[subtle ingot]

How do masters have such a low rating? She was a verified person, friends with all of the greats, Hikaru etc

[upbeat viper]

like you just did with me :p

[compact mantle]

Tbh some ppl just play better with 90|30

[subtle ingot]

Wish I could show screenshot…

[honest drift]

i dont even think that guy is 1456, sounds like cap

[silent quest]

Gotcha

[white sorrel]

i am 1456 fide

[peak plank]

Ok me too but at least its less fake than yours

[honest drift]

Cant believe it

[upbeat viper]

anyway, if you ping <@&745328830649991179> for something relevant there won't be any problems for you

[stable mirage]

I am 2500 fide

[upbeat viper]

oops

anyways

[peak plank]

ur like, 1250 FIDE

[grim edge]

[honest drift]

And u know why i cant, your online profile has the numbers on it

[silent quest]

[upbeat viper]

auto completed the ping

[grim edge]

ayoooooo i though we are all low elo legends

[peak plank]

Fide blitz doesnt count

[upbeat viper]

sorry deep

[honest drift]

no lol, 1200-1400 is not 1250 fide, probably unrated

[white sorrel]

blitz is officially recognised by FIDE

[grim edge]

what is fide

can you eat that

[peak plank]

I know that

[honest drift]

Yes

[grim edge]

[honest drift]

its a snack

[white sorrel]

i am 1456

[peak plank]

thats why I said fide blitz

[subtle ingot]

Sent you screenshots to prove not cap

[peak plank]

see? 1250?

[stable mirage]

imagine you could get titled from blit

[honest drift]

inflated

[peak plank]

no joke FIDE blitz is known to be higher

[honest drift]

they better change my rating to atleast 2200

[peak plank]

so its normal

[stable mirage]

what now

[peak plank]

they finna give us bonus points

[grim edge]

why are yall 2k+

[compact mantle]

Bc we suck

[grim edge]

go blunder ur rating

[white sorrel]

i beat 1900 classical opponents in blitz

[honest drift]

im not, im 699

[stable mirage]

game is easy idk

[peak plank]

USCF should lower the bonus pount threshold

[peak plank]

yes. becuase its blitz.

[upbeat viper]

the longer you'll stay on the server the higher rated you'll get

[grim edge]

im hard stuck at 1300 chess.com

[hazy tapir]

hello how do i talk in vc?

[white sorrel]

so

[peak plank]

also you made it a plural which is a lie

[grim edge]

and i dont know da fk is fade is

[white sorrel]

's

i beat like 1 or 2

[peak plank]

?

[upbeat viper]

@stable mirage what I said is technically true

[honest drift]

you want to half their ratings?

[white sorrel]

how do u calculate it lol

[peak plank]

how come that didnt work for me

HMM

[upbeat viper]

you don't play blitz enough

[upbeat viper]

that's why

[compact mantle]

Mom’s spaghetti

[upbeat viper]

cringe

[peak plank]

bru

[white sorrel]

winning streak is still going

[upbeat viper]

I should get to 1800 fide in January

[honest drift]

yeah i will be 2200 fide in no time

[grim edge]

so fade is not food

[peak plank]

yes. Classical is not blitz. blitz doesnt matter

[grim edge]

u lied to me

[compact mantle]

Easy

[peak plank]

Holy

[white sorrel]

wow

[honest drift]

Easy stuff honestly

[primal shore]

This has only been proposed not voted on, it's still up in the air

[grim edge]

which is higher the fade rating or chess.com rating

[white sorrel]

im 1673 fide now

[compact mantle]

Yeah 2200 FIDE isn’t even that good

[peak plank]

USCF should get bonused

[upbeat viper]

blitz fide doesn't matter

[honest drift]

Too easy lol

[upbeat viper]

only classical is important

[compact mantle]

Fr lightweight

[peak plank]

They be making FIDE ratings chess.com ratings fr

[white sorrel]

it counts and is my highest so i say it

[peak plank]

🔼

[honest drift]

bro ur 1200 online, shush

[peak plank]

can you be titled off it?

[fallen valley]

None of the FIDE rating changes have been voted on

[white sorrel]

na im 1300 now

[compact mantle]

Uscf is valid if u got it in 90|x

[honest drift]

thats still trash

[white sorrel]

peak 1494

[stable mirage]

hush I want my free points

[white sorrel]

but im 1673 fide

[honest drift]

🗿

[peak plank]

I dont know any NMs that dont get their title from classical games

[frigid compass]

bast what can i do to get my precious 6 ratings points of that man that is def not cheating

[fallen valley]

[peak plank]

its actually insanely difficult to gain a lot of rating from dual rates

[solid cairn]

[honest drift]

just say ur bad

[peak plank]

(at the high level)

[grim edge]

1494 online is like 1000-1100 chess otb

[honest drift]

u need to get good pixel

[upbeat viper]

just wait

[peak plank]

I already know im crap at chess, thats okay because so are you

[frigid compass]

can i call the president

[white sorrel]

na even classical im 1250

[solid cairn]

Bro pixel will adopt u fr

[upbeat viper]

no

[honest drift]

sike im not, im too good

[peak plank]

not at all

[shy pike]

u are way better than me even tho I got lucky against u once :3

[honest drift]

😂

[compact mantle]

Bc k factor becomes half it’s size after u reach 2150 FIDE or something around there

[solid cairn]

B-but

[peak plank]

were both in #2000-2199 so same ting

[solid cairn]

[honest drift]

ur 2k rapid

[white sorrel]

im rated all 3 categories on fide but im higher than 1100 on all

[peak plank]

sadly

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mansour-g

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1027 (peak)
Bullet: 353

[honest drift]

shush buddy

[primal mirage]

call me a gm next year 👍

[brittle coral]

Why

[grim edge]

how do you get a fade rating

[honest drift]

wonyoung knows my talent

[peak plank]

you play blitz

[primal mirage]

everybody under 2k gonn be farmed

[solid cairn]

1v1 me

[primal mirage]

agreed 👍

[grim edge]

where do i go

[honest drift]

if i play rapid i can guarantee you 2250

[frigid compass]

didn't i beat you in a bullet game by random pairing before?

[grim edge]

play otb matches in official tournaments

[honest drift]

whats ur acc

[grim edge]

can anyone join even if im not rated?

[frigid compass]

muffintoughen

[honest drift]

idk i lost a lot of points today due to server issues

got flagged in 70% of my games

[peak plank]

I can say the same thing

[grim edge]

yes, that's where you get your initial rating even if you do bad, but it has to be in person

[peak plank]

that doesnt mean it would actually happen

[honest drift]

u play rapid buddy

i havent played it since june

[peak plank]

I have not played rapid in 3 months

[grim edge]

and like if im 1k on chess.com will i get similar rating?

[frigid compass]

it was yday

[honest drift]

wait lemme check

[frigid compass]

no it took 10 months

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-beast-mauzymice-silly-cat-boykisser-meme-gif-11644193987842473419

[peak plank]

oh wait

eve nmore

[primal mirage]

damn

[stable mirage]

hot

[grim edge]

not necessarily, otb is a completely different experience, so the average 1100 player otb would most likely be far more experienced than the average 1100 on chess.com

[stable mirage]

1400 otb

[honest drift]

@frigid compass

[grim edge]

[primal mirage]

damn

[honest drift]

There u go, im just better

[primal mirage]

he did not

[astral gate]

Did Chess.com change Puzzles in some way recently? I've been getting so many dumb puzzles like this the last week or so

[grim edge]

so if im 1400 in chess.com in rapid, ill get like 1k otb?

[peak plank]

not exactly

[frigid compass]

lmfao we got paired by accident and you lost what kinda better are we talking about

[honest drift]

oh yeah i did lose to you yeserday

but before i won twice

[grim edge]

bro im not even sure if there are tornoments in my country

i dont think so

[grim edge]

really depends on you man

[honest drift]

On oct 8 and dec 2 i did win, preach

[fallen valley]

[frigid compass]

yeah but now whos better

[honest drift]

Im better

[primal shore]

which

[honest drift]

Obviously

[grim edge]

where are you from?

[frigid compass]

fight me rnrn

[honest drift]

Cc sucks yet i put the beating on u

[frigid compass]

doubt it

[grim edge]

middle east

[honest drift]

Sure send me the challenge

[frigid compass]

aight

[primal shore]

that's not a country

[honest drift]

I will put u out of ur misery

[grim edge]

oh i see, chess is illegal to play in many middle east countries, no?

im not gonna share my country

[dry fulcrum]

anyone wants diamond membership?

[honest drift]

if u wanna do lichess we can do that too, 10-0 guaranteed

[primal shore]

What the hell are we gonna do with that information ay?

[grim edge]

ayo

[grim edge]

literally lol

are you gaslighting me to doxx myself

[dry fulcrum]

what's ur name on lichess?

[primal shore]

Are you 7??

[grim edge]

bro

[grim edge]

nyet

its very natrual

[primal shore]

My country is in my username that's how little it matters

[dry fulcrum]

wtf

[grim edge]

to not wanna share info online

why are you mad about it

[languid idol]

Yo

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot I PLAYED RATED AND WON BY CHECKMATE WHILE BEING DOWN LIKE 11 POINTS LOL

[primal shore]

you're like 10 years old

[grim edge]

im not the one crying

whatever man, just search up chess tournaments in your country if you wanna know @grim edge

about someone not sharing personal info

[fierce pivot]

I JUST DONT MISS 💯

[brittle cosmos]

Those pieces are crazy

[primal shore]

Because sharing your country online don't mean shit 💀I'm just tryna help you find a tournament

[grim edge]

^

im talking to a wall

[primal shore]

If i lived in New York City and told you that do you think I'm at risk of someone finding where I live?

[grim edge]

its litrally my preferecne

[fierce pivot]

SHUT UP STOP BULLYING MY PIECES

[grim edge]

who the fk are you to judge it

[shy pike]

if i said my city maybe 💀

[grim edge]

To be fair, you did wonder if your country had tournaments man, obviously we're going to ask because that's where you led us

[primal shore]

Obviously not because new York City is one of the most populous cities on the planet

[grim edge]

yeah ofc

[primal shore]

We're talking about a whole ass country

[grim edge]

I mean kinda

[honest drift]

rematch go

[shy pike]

lmfao

[peak plank]

How come ur RD is lower than mine then

[frigid compass]

@honest drift yeah that's what i thought

[grim edge]

but telling me im a child for not sharing is something else

[shy pike]

you are

[primal shore]

bruv its a whole ass country

[grim edge]

can you like fk off please

[primal shore]

sob

[grim edge]

It is a little dumb though 😐 but I can respect if you're not willing to say for whatever reason

[shy pike]

you can leave chat or block whenever you want