💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

WHAT IS LOVE,OOOOOOHHHHHHHH,OOOOOHH YEAH WHAT IS LOVE,BABY DONT HURT ME,DONT HURT ME,NO MORE.

https://tenor.com/view/diabeto-gif-26005303

[turbid terrace]

[keen parrot]

smh you should have tried to get us to sing along

[silent quest]

Sounds inappropriate

[lament jacinth]

Last thing I need in my life is to be attractive to you

[tulip lichen]

maybe im spending a lil too much time on discord

[hallow gate]

WHAT IS LOVE

[keen parrot]

i have extremely high standards so you are in luck

[hallow gate]

I WANNA KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW WHAT IS LOVE?

[tulip lichen]

that i notice this shit instantly

[warm spindle]

Yea id be gm right now ngl but I'm letting someone else have spotlight since I'm so kind

[lament jacinth]

You shouldn't have any standards

[tall brook]

why do u hate cats?

[keen parrot]

i had few half a year one but i have them now (:

[tulip lichen]

a 16 year old tryna seduce a 19 year old

[graceful lintel]

Dirt block

[tulip lichen]

this is basically it

[warm spindle]

Average day in

[keen parrot]

yeah she was wild for that

[grim edge]

Bro just end my fking suffering alr...

[tulip lichen]

average day in chess com server

[lament jacinth]

Baby don't hurt me

[tulip lichen]

yeah you have a gf too right

[hallow gate]

fr

[grim edge]

Another day talking about chess

[keen parrot]

mhm she would be livid

[warm spindle]

Oh my god really?

[graceful lintel]

real

[hallow gate]

i dont i love cats thats why theyre all mine

[tall brook]

i can be a cat

[hallow gate]

frfr reverse ped

[grim edge]

U should

[tulip lichen]

frfr

[keen parrot]

you got a sister or smth?

[graceful lintel]

So I'm also urs?

[hallow gate]

no 😭 i need to hold this against you forever

[hallow gate]

frfr

[hallow gate]

ofc ofc just chess

[hallow gate]

you were always mine to being with

[keen parrot]

hes 14

[tulip lichen]

consent age in romania 16 so ig it legal

[hallow gate]

not that way

[keen parrot]

i dont live in romania and neither does my gf

[grim edge]

14 year old these days

[tulip lichen]

oh my fault king

[hallow gate]

id adopt him anyway

[warm spindle]

What do you have to show for it.

[tulip lichen]

where are you from

[hallow gate]

💀

[subtle cloak]

Oh 😔😔

[graceful lintel]

no

[digital phoenix]

ur dating someone below 18 aint no difference

[hallow gate]

imma adoppt him

[graceful lintel]

[warm spindle]

?

[keen parrot]

me and my girlfriend are both above the age of consent (:

[hallow gate]

WAIT REAL

[keen parrot]

not this discussion again, if you got a problem with it keep it to yourself

[tulip lichen]

ok

[digital phoenix]

since when was 16 consent age

[graceful lintel]

[warm spindle]

My bad bro :proud:

[digital phoenix]

oh damn it is

[keen parrot]

in most countries its 16

[digital phoenix]

alright well im wrong

[lament jacinth]

Most countries it is

[tulip lichen]

in countries that like minors they consent age is 16

[graceful lintel]

my country changed it to 18 few years ago

[keen parrot]

but ig they have special rules if they are both under 18 or if someone just turned 18 while the other is 17?

[silent quest]

It was always 18 no?

[warm spindle]

Your insane

[graceful lintel]

Nop

[tulip lichen]

depend on country

[tulip lichen]

bro why are you sad do you like minors bro?

[hallow gate]

my dear child

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-6997856904020830598

[tulip lichen]

wtf

[real pulsar]

Here we have (or had? I don't watch it anyway) a tv show called "Pregnant at 16"

[digital phoenix]

he wants to be able to consent as soon as possible

[tulip lichen]

wtf

[graceful lintel]

no one gives a shit abt age here
We had child marriage system so yea

[tulip lichen]

fr

[digital phoenix]

so when are u getting married

[graceful lintel]

It's illegal now

[empty wave]

shes 10, can i mate her?

[tulip lichen]

child marriage system

[empty wave]

on discord?

[tulip lichen]

who in their right mind thought of that

[severe oxide]

wasn’t japan’s like 13 until this year

[silent quest]

Alr it was changed to 18 in 2012

[graceful lintel]

yea smth

[keen parrot]

it was 13 in one single prefecture

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[keen parrot]

most others were 18 already

[tulip lichen]

yeah i wanted to move to japan but i couldn't (im 13)

[silent quest]

Oh no we dont

[keen parrot]

but now its fully 18

[digital phoenix]

what is the age of consent for

[graceful lintel]

Rajasthan

[warm spindle]

World update

[digital phoenix]

can it be anything can u sign for everything

[severe oxide]

to be able to consent

[empty wave]

what

[digital phoenix]

well what pops up when i search age of consent is sex

[graceful lintel]

I literally attended child marriage yesterday what are you talking abt

[severe oxide]

age of consent is for sexual activities bruh

[digital phoenix]

oh

[tulip lichen]

yeah age of consent is for sex

[digital phoenix]

dude how does that make sense

[warm spindle]

When you become your own person according to the law

[digital phoenix]

why would u call it that

[echo kestrel]

Yo chat I need help, anyone knows good sites to download videos from?

[severe oxide]

the age you are legally able to give consent ?

[digital phoenix]

what kind lmao

[warm spindle]

YouTube

[echo kestrel]

YouTube

[keen parrot]

because "sex age" is kind of explicit

[empty wave]

why do everybody says "still warm"

[real pulsar]

Wait, it's actually from Ukraine

[silent quest]

Nah bruh

[hallow gate]

🤨

[echo kestrel]

How do you download videos on youtube..?

[graceful lintel]

[tulip lichen]

mean that she just came out the womb

[warm spindle]

Y2mate.is

[digital phoenix]

yeah but likeif u just say consent theres just this

[keen parrot]

lets not spread piracy here thank you

[grim edge]

what is ur pfp and new name nugette lmao

[empty wave]

lets change topic shall we

Caro kaan sucks

[silent quest]

Child marriage ain't legal tho

[keen parrot]

yeah i know, still

[tulip lichen]

wtf

[graceful lintel]

does it even matter

[silent quest]

Yea you d4 player

[digital phoenix]

if crime is illegal would that stop people from doing crime

[silent quest]

Fair

[warm spindle]

Force of habit

[grim edge]

how are gonna catfish with that pfp you need smth better smh

[tulip lichen]

child marriage????????????????????????????????????????

[graceful lintel]

Yea smth

[warm spindle]

Google "women"

[digital phoenix]

oh look i found the other person with the pfp

[tulip lichen]

so the childrens are allowed to do it

[lament jacinth]

Can't find woman. So you become the woman

[tulip lichen]

wtf

[severe oxide]

wasn’t Juliet canonically 13 and romeo 16

[silent quest]

What's joshi woman

[empty wave]

relax bro why serious

[digital phoenix]

singles in your area

[grim edge]

idk do these count ?

[real pulsar]

go find men instead

[crimson meadow]

Real

[grim edge]

@keen parrot

[graceful lintel]

Just search "balika vadhu"
It's probably the most popular show in Indian and it's abt child marriage stuff

[grim edge]

i never seen women so idk

[keen parrot]

yo

[grim edge]

Hi:3

[tulip lichen]

yeah could.ve guessed it was indian gandi's ass got married at 13

[grim edge]

W frfr

[keen parrot]

hello :3

[lament jacinth]

Get Ur 500 - 999 ass out of here

[digital phoenix]

thats cap unless ur mom dead

[graceful lintel]

bro can bend fabric of reality

[grim edge]

ʘ‿ʘ

[severe oxide]

he ain’t wrong

[grim edge]

This sounds so unusual coming from you,idk if this is a dream...

[keen parrot]

dont start daydreaming girl

[warm spindle]

You're weird

[keen parrot]

did you see dm?

[hallow gate]

daydream believer

[grim edge]

What is love

[empty wave]

get your nose stick out on somewhere tbh

[crimson meadow]

Actually based

[keen parrot]

baby dont hurt me

[hallow gate]

TWICE

[empty wave]

[tulip lichen]

this is a dream

[hallow gate]

I WANNA KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW WHAT IS LOVE

[grim edge]

Dont hurt me

[keen parrot]

not the twice song 💀

[grim edge]

bing women count?

[lament jacinth]

Sorry. I don't speak 2nd grader

[hallow gate]

TWICE

[keen parrot]

no more

[digital phoenix]

they all look ai generated

[hallow gate]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-love-twice-gif-20372144

[grim edge]

AY AY AY AM A LITTLE BUTTERFLY

[tulip lichen]

wake up.

[graceful lintel]

Gandhi's a wild guy
He slept with his sister(I don't really know why but I think we wanna probably prove that he isn't horni smth)

[keen parrot]

did you check dm

[tulip lichen]

wtf

[warm spindle]

Everyone here acts ai generated

[tulip lichen]

they aint teach us that in the story

[warm spindle]

Except me because I am the main character ter

[crimson meadow]

Gandhi was a r word!

Rapper ong

[digital phoenix]

real

i think gandhi was bald

[graceful lintel]

yea ik

[lament jacinth]

Guys I'm not real

[graceful lintel]

Yea smth

[tulip lichen]

bro was like if we aint related she aint the one

[severe oxide]

where does it say that lmfao

[warm spindle]

I'm an engineering major

[lament jacinth]

Im fake. A pigment of your imagination

[digital phoenix]

hi not real

[grim edge]

Tilt the best fr

[graceful lintel]

[keen parrot]

nah bro my ass is not getting moderator

[crimson meadow]

Roleplaying crimes ong!?!?

[digital phoenix]

was it ever

[grim edge]

I went to chess talk (🤓) and im gonna go jump from building

[digital phoenix]

i dont think ur messages now are not any different

[empty wave]

and rotate

[crimson meadow]

You roleplay having a life

[grim edge]

I wonder if i can banned for foreign swear words..

[keen parrot]

muie

[lament jacinth]

Then start considering my slap across your face as normal too if you think that's the case

[silent quest]

You could try

[grim edge]

real

[warm spindle]

Anyone one wanna roleplay doing my homework and making me dinned

[grim edge]

dude im getting banned soon someday i feel it ( i said this 1 million times)

[tulip lichen]

yeah you can they will count it as inappropriate

[grim edge]

G*go kala mo di kita naintindihan...

Holy shit hady?

blud lurkin

[crimson meadow]

That

[grim edge]

there is hady

[graceful lintel]

Wahts roleplay?

[grim edge]

WHY U HERE IM ACTUALLY GONNA JUMP

[grim edge]

keep this sould pure

[crimson meadow]

Zax!!

[grim edge]

"
jumps with you"

[warm spindle]

Its when a mommy and a daad

[empty wave]

mga yawa

[graceful lintel]

I'll take it as compliment

[grim edge]

always a pleassure to see you hady

[lament jacinth]

That's complete gibberish

[tulip lichen]

playing a role

[grim edge]

uhhm thanks ig

[crimson meadow]

We all roleplay is Annitas' DMS

[grim edge]

Meow :3

(Dies and fades into the void)

[coral moth]

oh come on

[crimson meadow]

Likewise zax
How's it going my man

[graceful lintel]

[tulip lichen]

it can be sexual and normal

[warm spindle]

I thought this was a chess server not an IDIOT server

[graceful lintel]

oh I get it now

[grim edge]

i got a girlfriend since we last spooke so thats a win in my book

[warm spindle]

You know for IDIOTS

[grim edge]

Bro the sound automatically played in my head

[warm spindle]

Sorry everyone my demons were typing

[grim edge]

OH,I THINK I DIED IN YOUR ARMS

[empty wave]

oh no

[grim edge]

she's gonna break up with u if u keep up this furina nonsense business

[tulip lichen]

leave if chu want lil bro nobody stopping you

[silent quest]

The #🎨〡art-submissions is all DBZ characters smh

[warm spindle]

Blud took it personally

[crimson meadow]

Yooooo amazing I'm so happy for you
I passed all my midterms with amazing grades since the last time we spoke!!

[brittle coral]

Chess board suggestions off amazon?

[grim edge]

Bro why does this actually look wholesome

[grim edge]

i litterly play genshin with my girlfriend as furina lmao 💀 (help im mentally sick)

[crimson meadow]

Real

[grim edge]

dont joke about that..

[grim edge]

WITHOUT ME U BOZO

[graceful lintel]

Buy 1000$ one and burn it you'll get stockfish and frank 0.000% power

[grim edge]

Jdjdkwndiwsksje

[warm spindle]

🤬 🤬 😡 🤯 👊 ✊ 👊 🤜 ☁️ ☁️ 💥 ☁️ ☁️ 💥 🐱

[grim edge]

WAAARIOOOO

[grim edge]

Dude holy shit man im more proud of you then you are proud of me man stay great my friend i wanna see you become something big

[grim edge]

womp womp

[grim edge]

ok thats it im jumping

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-take-care-take-care-drake1234-drake-essential-gif-20656315

[grim edge]

i already jumped ( i survived)

[echo kestrel]

I dropped out

[crimson meadow]

Smh nuh huh you can't be more proud of me than I am proud of you smh!
Thank you I wish to see you on top of the world my boy

[brittle coral]

44$ isn't that cheap for a chess board💀

[crimson meadow]

Nice

[lime lava]

Are you trying to say mario?
Or is it something else?
Because Im here

[crimson meadow]

Real

[grim edge]

i wonder what mairos is cooking

[empty wave]

bro casually said "nice"

[lime lava]

Rice in the airfryer

[grim edge]

muie:D

[hallow gate]

.

[grim edge]

revolts ur asian card

removed and kicked

[grim edge]

sometimes, in some occasions, death is the privilege of human nature, and life without it were not worth taking

— nicholas rove

[warm spindle]

Yo can someone 900+ coach me

[graceful lintel]

5€

[grim edge]

Waaario

[empty wave]

probably getting banned for this pls dont it just a joke ehehebehbehda

[grim edge]

if someone's asian card is removed by a non asian, i would rather have the mercy of death

[keen parrot]

hai la muie baieti 🗣️

[grim edge]

wtf is this💀

[warm spindle]

Rate??

[tulip lichen]

the server is the OPPOSITE of homophobic

[grim edge]

im asian born you dumbo

(Its revoke🤓)

😃

[warm spindle]

I'm here for business not fun times kid.

[empty wave]

man

[grim edge]

WHATTT WAIT IKEA MAN

[tulip lichen]

they support lgbt to get more subs to get more money

[grim edge]

Blud didnt know im aisian

[empty wave]

mods will haunt me through their audit logs

[graceful lintel]

Original msg was deleted

[grim edge]

reeeeeeeeeeee

[empty wave]

isn't that companies usually do

[grim edge]

no this cant be i saw ikea man face he look very ikean not asian im sobbing

[lime lava]

You think its funny you bozo

[empty wave]

😱😱😱😱

[tulip lichen]

yeah its all about the money

[crimson meadow]

That be was prolly telling us its entire family was murdered

[tulip lichen]

fr same

[graceful lintel]

I'm sure someones gonna say "smash"

[grim edge]

WHAT DOES MY FACE HAVE TO DO WITH ME BEING ASIAN BORN WTF

[warm spindle]

Bee*

[warm spindle]

No problems

[crimson meadow]

You look ikean not Asian is wild

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

I refuse to believe that this ikean man is asian or 17

[crimson meadow]

Eeal

[grim edge]

also i think i got 0.2 percent more handsome in the last few months

[warm spindle]

Rral*

No problem.

[graceful lintel]

real

[keen parrot]

alexa play demons by imagine dragons

[grim edge]

stop I CHANGED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

Def cap

[crimson meadow]

Actually is ereel

[warm spindle]

Hey Google, Download @crimson meadow

[graceful lintel]

Yogurts>>>

[crimson meadow]

Feal

[grim edge]

hold up let me find a more up to date pic of me now (no gurantee)

[warm spindle]

665466% downloaded

[grim edge]

iKEAAN MAN NOT TRU IKEAN IM CRYJNGG

my man

[crimson meadow]

This is @grim edge

[graceful lintel]

Smash

[grim edge]

OMG I WANNA ADOPT HIM

[grim edge]

its so cute i will actually cry

[crimson meadow]

No!

[graceful lintel]

[warm spindle]

Anyone else like Fourier transform or is it just me...

[crimson meadow]

No!

[grim edge]

CHRISTMAS

[crimson meadow]

No!

[empty wave]

kurismas

[grim edge]

All jokes aside ur owl is actually adorable

[crimson meadow]

Thank you thank you

[grim edge]

@grim edge i have no pictures up to date should i just take a random pic now 💀

[grim edge]

Dm me

[grim edge]

also i swear im 17 im not older😭 i dont wanna be old🥹

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[digital phoenix]

old

[grim edge]

U look old bruh

[grim edge]

I DIDNT EVEN SEND ANYTHING YET

[digital phoenix]

u had that pfp of u last time

[grim edge]

Yea

[digital phoenix]

u look like a married 30 year old man

[crimson meadow]

I like when fellas censor a babys face like bro that matters 💀

[grim edge]

Bro im still thinking about a big burly tall asian-swedish man hiding behind an anime pfp of an innocent lady im sobbing

[crimson meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551616317682352139/1181762634186494002/snowwatch.mp4

[empty wave]

idk too

[crimson meadow]

#Snowwatch

[empty wave]

wtf is that sound

[crimson meadow]

It's a baby the face will change

[empty wave]

i mean its normal to censor a persons face bc yk

[grim edge]

ZAX DMED ME AND SOMEHOW CONVINCED ME HE WAS 200% MORE DELULU

[crimson meadow]

All babies look the same

[empty wave]

[crimson meadow]

Real

[grim edge]

furina rocks

[crimson meadow]

Zax type "Asian people:"

[grim edge]

what is delulu supposed to mean😭

[crimson meadow]

You're Asian you can't get cancelled

[viral epoch]

True

[grim edge]

im so close to 190 cm height JUST 5 MORE CM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[crimson meadow]

Real

[grim edge]

Delusional

[grim edge]

🫂 ❤️

[keen parrot]

wear heels

[empty wave]

[harsh coyote]

I just reached the pinnacle of chess brilliancy with the move i just made

What a move

[keen parrot]

i wish

[silent quest]

You said the same thing hours back bro

[harsh coyote]

In lichess of course

[grim edge]

ummmmm palestinian born.

[subtle cloak]

190cm?!

[grim edge]

ye

[subtle cloak]

Wtf are you

[grim edge]

yup

[graceful lintel]

Less go new record

[keen parrot]

-5

[harsh coyote]

I'm afraid if i showed you the move i just made it will make you idolize me instantly because on how brilliant it is

[grim edge]

becomes midget

[subtle cloak]

Im 199cm

[keen parrot]

185 is slightly above average in most EU countries

[tulip lichen]

basically 160 cm because 6 upside down is 9

[keen parrot]

counterpoint: you are an asian woman

[tulip lichen]

so basically the same thing

[grim edge]

in sweden im 185 short

im short here rip

[keen parrot]

185 is 5cm above average here stop lying bitch

[tulip lichen]

gt

[subtle cloak]

Asian women can be tall even tho im not asian

[keen parrot]

even in NL you would be above average

[grim edge]

dawg my school is full of giants

[keen parrot]

oh

[tulip lichen]

fr

[hallow gate]

oh

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

bluds all are like 187+to 195 i even know a 200 in my school

[subtle cloak]

WHY WOULD YOU THINK I AM ASAIN

[grim edge]

here is my goofy midget 185 self

[keen parrot]

your role

[tulip lichen]

if asian woman is tall she got robert wadlow disorder

[keen parrot]

pfp too ig

[grim edge]

Bruhhh ure taller than me by two heads wtf

[halcyon carbon]

The
IQ
It's
Breaking
Down
Here
Again...

[subtle cloak]

JUST BECAUSE I LIVE IN ASIA?

[hallow gate]

yes

[graceful lintel]

[keen parrot]

you could also be not asian and live in asia but thats rarer

[grim edge]

im jumping i sent a pic of me (im 17) and they said i looked 30🤧 🔫

[subtle cloak]

NO???

[graceful lintel]

excellent move

[keen parrot]

what

[hallow gate]

what

[subtle cloak]

Depends on country

In the UAE all you see is stupid white people

[wraith fox]

(◕‿◕)

[hallow gate]

💀

[keen parrot]

uae is asia too

[silent quest]

Nasty

[subtle cloak]

Yeah obviously

[grim edge]

MY PRONOUNS R NOT THEY THEM ITS SHE HER

[graceful lintel]

｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

[wraith fox]

^w^

[graceful lintel]

~<

[lone zenith]

how?? why??

[grim edge]

unless a lot of ppl said 30

(Very real)

[keen parrot]

cause Rf1 loses to Bh3

[wraith fox]

=^.^=

[unique cedar]

that's the only move that saves the game as well as threatening mate

[graceful lintel]

^-^

[grim edge]

I WAS TRYING TO HIDE UR IDENTITY goodhead.

[unique cedar]

(●'◡'●)

[severe oxide]

111 kills with 16 deaths im a freaking menace at this game

[grim edge]

smh I NEED to delete discord

[subtle cloak]

How to be taller im like 168cm

[umbral wind]

Only move that doesn’t lose, it should be a brilliant tbh

[grim edge]

Bish i revealed myself earlier on u nitwit

[graceful lintel]

(•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[severe oxide]

i just injected growth hormone into my neck and it worked

[subtle cloak]

Wtf are you doing that in chess

[unique cedar]

(p≧w≦q)

[subtle cloak]

Isn't that heroine

[silent quest]

[keen parrot]

168 is pretty much avg for girls though? you chilling

[unique cedar]

morning stretching maybe??

[subtle cloak]

That's hot

[severe oxide]

i’m playing some shitty roblox game and murdering children

[subtle cloak]

What game

[unique cedar]

idk if that's a fish or coal

[subtle cloak]

NO I WANT TO BE 6 FEET

I can beat up people

[grim edge]

Hydro dragon hydro dragon is going to cry

[keen parrot]

unlucky

[severe oxide]

uh it’s called gunfight arena

i dropped 2 consecutive 100 kill games

[wraith fox]

./\ _ /
(= ^.^ =)
(") (")

[graceful lintel]

(≧▽≦)

[lone zenith]

I hope that was sarcasm

[grim edge]

Wastsup?

Oh nvm

[wraith fox]

NOOO

[keen parrot]

😭

[grim edge]

Bruh.

[crimson meadow]

F

[unique cedar]

[lone zenith]

so i apparently "allowed the opponent to skewer me"

[keen parrot]

dude if you want to talk its fine

[crimson meadow]

Real

[graceful lintel]

Ong (>.<)

[severe oxide]

yes

[lone zenith]

and now stockfish is telling me i should've...walked into the skewer

[empty wave]

he is a beta tester of chess

[graceful lintel]

[keen parrot]

giddey is small fish compared to the mailman

[severe oxide]

u lose the rook either way

[severe oxide]

he ain’t even doing anything that bad tbh

[unique cedar]

not badd
we're evenly matched

[empty wave]

i mistyped ana lysis

[hallow gate]

analysis

[keen parrot]

he make the face when you at the urinal and feel the number 2 😭

[subtle cloak]

I am super good at phantom forces

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[unique cedar]

kerosene is epic

[hallow gate]

to promote the pawn

[empty wave]

gasoline is

[grim edge]

The island was fire ngl

[hallow gate]

CALLI

[empty wave]

[grim edge]

Hii

[hallow gate]

back again?

[lean bolt]

Brilliant moves are scams

[hallow gate]

nyuhuh

[subtle cloak]

Imagine being 6ft you could straight up bully people

[viral epoch]

308 hours chess com

[graceful lintel]

no

[graceful lintel]

How to check

[lean bolt]

Facts don't care about your feelings

[severe oxide]

ur <500 is bad hahaha so terrible hahaha 😤😤😨😨💀💀💀🌽🌽

[viral epoch]

chessti.me

[lean bolt]

I can still adopt you ez

[graceful lintel]

<500 😹😹🙏😭😔😔

[lean bolt]

Let's play let's see who's laughing at the end

[hallow gate]

ok

[unique cedar]

do u want to become a bully?

[viral epoch]

Indirect is the best <500 I've ever played

[graceful lintel]

[severe oxide]

wait until bro hears about satire

[severe oxide]

and jokes

[viral epoch]

Self-love fr

[severe oxide]

lol

[grim edge]

Damn self love

[lean bolt]

We've played?

[hallow gate]

self love

[unique cedar]

damn

[subtle cloak]

Yes

[graceful lintel]

play and destroy him

[subtle cloak]

I cant

[viral epoch]

Nah but you're crazy strong

[subtle cloak]

Sadly

[lean bolt]

Awww, can't back up your words?

[graceful lintel]

Oh thank you

[severe oxide]

he’s like 2300 or sum id get shit on

[grim edge]

@grim edgewhats the cons of sending that pic i sent you in this chat?

[wraith fox]

. ( meow!)
|\ _/| )/
( ^-^)
) (

[severe oxide]

aww is bro so dumb he can’t comprehend a joke

[subtle cloak]

THE MESSAGE TOOK SO LONG TO LOAD

[grim edge]

Idk

[umbral wind]

Why?

[unique cedar]

@lean bolt i want to play with u someday, i heard that u r the best <500

[graceful lintel]

Ong
You should be bit more active on discord

[viral epoch]

Kill

[hallow gate]

i will bring this up everytime i see you @grim edge

[hallow gate]

MITZU OMG UR FINALLY BACK

[lean bolt]

If you're too scared to play, that's okay. I understand people that can't back up their words

[celest steppe]

Thanks @clear sequoia I knew I should play more rapid games but i always end up ply blitz because of time and yes I need to play moves and improve my tactical game I've studied quite a few openings not the best at them but should be able to get me through for a while and I had just one more question on how do I use stockfish to get analysis tips on the tactics I missed because to my mind of the lines don't even make sense since I'm stupid af to realise the blunders in them on one watch

I wrote this here as not to overflood the improvement talk channel and I'll take your tips and play more rapids and try to play moves after thinking a few moves through as well

[hallow gate]

I HAVENT SEE YOU FOR LIKE SO LONG

[grim edge]

[severe oxide]

i’ll play u if u want idrc

[wraith fox]

...maybe ^^

[hallow gate]

@viral epoch mitzuzu

[lean bolt]

Mayhaps.

[graceful lintel]

ye up to you tho

[umbral wind]

Indirect the big bully

[unique cedar]

olright

[wraith fox]

if i get brilliant in next game i will be active ^^

[unique cedar]

oooooooo

[graceful lintel]

oh sure :)

[severe oxide]

@lean bolt ???

[hallow gate]

WHY DID MITZU LEAVE

[lean bolt]

Lets go then

[umbral wind]

He’s scared

[hallow gate]

IS IT BECAUSE OF ME

[severe oxide]

fr

[hallow gate]

ur scared

[severe oxide]

send link

[umbral wind]

Play me rn

[keen parrot]

if forgave her for that you can leave her be now

[lean bolt]

You send link I'm too lazy

[unique cedar]

$5 on indirect

[severe oxide]

ur the one that wanted to play u send the link

[honest drift]

Hi indirect

[lean bolt]

Hello pratham111111111111111

[umbral wind]

Oo there’s drama

[honest drift]

Thats definitely more than 10 ones

[lean bolt]

I'm too lazy to count

[keen parrot]

no its the says seductively thing

i do what i want bitch

[umbral wind]

But it’s clearly a joke though so there’s no problem

[keen parrot]

a bit inappropriate but yeah she was just messing

[hallow gate]

ok all good

[severe oxide]

damn that got deleted fast

[fallen valley]

@severe oxide could you not

[hallow gate]

alr lets go finally thank you

[keen parrot]

liche55.org

[severe oxide]

chess.com challenge links are dogshit

[crimson meadow]

What's wrong with sending challenge links

[umbral wind]

Yeah exactly who really cares it’s millie being Millie

[severe oxide]

lichess link

[fallen valley]

I don't remember asking

[keen parrot]

i mean she could have also not said that but she has her frustations to take out in some way

[hallow gate]

i only got time for 1 game rn, but after we can go for longer @umbral wind

[severe oxide]

Cry about it?

[crimson meadow]

[unique cedar]

lichess challenge link is the best

[digital phoenix]

nothing wrong with saving a screenshot

[hallow gate]

wtf happened

[severe oxide]

@lean bolt dm

[umbral wind]

You’re scared I get it

[crimson meadow]

Stupid ahhh server rules

[unique cedar]

takes 5 secs to create one

[umbral wind]

https://play.chess.com/vyFh8

[hallow gate]

NO LIKE

[crimson meadow]

Stupid ahhh rules

[hallow gate]

ok nvm

its blitz

[umbral wind]

Are you the how to get good at chess

[hallow gate]

i want bullet

[umbral wind]

Bullet? Alright let’s go

[hallow gate]

yeah i need a quick game im actually in a rush rn

[umbral wind]

Challenged

[grim edge]

Yes,ty tilt,now pls delete that damn pic @hallow gate

[keen parrot]

fin has it too and others too

[digital phoenix]

why u getting so worked up about a screenshot

[crimson meadow]

Nah this server is a server for chess players to come together
Sending the challenge link of a different chess site and that gets deleted is stupid as hell

[keen parrot]

cause it makes her look like a bad person to hit on someone who is taken

[digital phoenix]

nobody would care about it

[unique cedar]

hahaha really?? lemme try

[grim edge]

Ye

[graceful lintel]

Dem long break

Helloo!!!! Wyd

[grim edge]

how do i check this again?

[graceful lintel]

Chessti.me

Oh great

[keen parrot]

dont worry man i forgive you for it

[tulip lichen]

@severe oxide kiss yourself incho

[keen parrot]

i know you didnt have those intentions

[graceful lintel]

I was online everyday
Tmrs my English exam any tips?

[hallow gate]

okok

@umbral wind how bad was i

[umbral wind]

Bruh I played e5 instead of d5 by accident

[hallow gate]

ive lost 100 rating in 1 day

so how bad was i

[umbral wind]

Completely terrible

[unique cedar]

so sad

[umbral wind]

I’m joking😭 nah you were good

[graceful lintel]

25 dolla!!!!!
Noice

less go

[grim edge]

I think i can completely defeat @umbral wind if i can get to 1600

[wraith fox]

@graceful lintel I don't think I got a brilliant ;-; looks like I'll be gone

[umbral wind]

Bruh this has been a thing for so long why is it getting brought up now

[grim edge]

If i cant then my career is over

[hallow gate]

@grim edge ok they're all gone

[graceful lintel]

I wish I could join a random a tournament;-;

[keen parrot]

just assuring her that she is okay man its not that big of a deal

[hallow gate]

no like i need a better scale

[umbral wind]

?? Trolling

[hallow gate]

im so rusty rn

[grim edge]

Yayyyy AM FREE

[upbeat viper]

Ayaya ayaya

[graceful lintel]

;-; aww
Don't go
You can make some friends here(if u get time to use discord)

[grim edge]

The bad thing is,i aint

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Am still hoping ngl

[umbral wind]

You do realise you’ll still be nearly 1200 points below me if you get to 1600

[keen parrot]

fin has been playing for way too long, set yourself a few smaller more realistic goals so you wont get depressed and give up

holy shit fin you are such a bad motivator

[umbral wind]

😂😂😂

[graceful lintel]

Yea happened to me also

[lean bolt]

ok gg that's enough

[grim edge]

BUT,i am excited to try out new things i learned on tilt or fin to see if i simply made yall to actually think for a bit cause of my moves..

[severe oxide]

i keep getting brain aneurysms and blundering queen

[hallow gate]

hahaha joking

[graceful lintel]

you have played like 13 games in ur account

[severe oxide]

it’s a big problem

[grim edge]

moment proving i only played this year lmao @keen parrot since creating my account💀

lmfao

[grim edge]

Inspect element

Fin and tilt is like one of those 9th grader chill brothers fr,i admire them

[hallow gate]

@keen parrot whats ur tactics rating

[lean bolt]

So what?

[upbeat viper]

Owo

[keen parrot]

idk man

[hallow gate]

fr agreed

[grim edge]

FRENCHIEE

[grim edge]

search my name kekw

[upbeat viper]

Hi Cal

[hallow gate]

check

[umbral wind]

Aw thank you means a lot

[grim edge]

helloo

[hallow gate]

@umbral wind also u didnt flag me

[graceful lintel]

dw it's alr

[severe oxide]

new pfp

[grim edge]

Ok then ill train to beat you

[upbeat viper]

Why are you hostage ?

[grim edge]

@grim edge we certified bullet haters 🗣️ 🔥

[grim edge]

i took them hostage in ikea

[umbral wind]

I did?

[keen parrot]

uh more realistic goals, maybe try to get to 2k by this time next year?

[grim edge]

Am planning to spar with you when i get to 1650 or something

[grim edge]

help me French man

[digital phoenix]

lmao more realistic goals

[grim edge]

Facts

[grim edge]

My small goal rn is 1600 nefore december ends or even more,BUT i am really confident 2024 is the year i become a 2k

[wraith fox]

...maybe ^^

[keen parrot]

thats the spirit man

[grim edge]

Then ill sign up for a otb tournament,cause i just saw a registration website

[hallow gate]

i resigned with 0.5 seconds remaining

[grim edge]

Is it fide rated (+do u have a fide id)

[graceful lintel]

great
Idk whenever you get time smh

[umbral wind]

Oh you clutched up😩

[warm spindle]

Give up

[grim edge]

Nope,thats why i said i have to sign up first

[severe oxide]

new food just dropped

[umbral wind]

I mistook my e7 pawn for my d7 pawn at the start of the game like an idiot

[hallow gate]

fr no more xX_getflaggedkiddo_Xx

[keen parrot]

you get a fide id automatically by playing a fide rated event

[grim edge]

"The biggest losers are kicking others down"

[graceful lintel]

cockroach soup>>>>

[keen parrot]

ok <500

[warm spindle]

• Loser

[severe niche]

Kiwi is back

[digital phoenix]

what

[umbral wind]

I love that name

[severe niche]

Hello.

[grim edge]

My otb chess starts when i get 1800 or 2k

[digital phoenix]

what are u on

[keen parrot]

thats how my sister got hers

[warm spindle]

This means everything

[graceful lintel]

the only advantage of being high rated

[digital phoenix]

thats not how it works

[solid cairn]

Guys my chess tournament is today

[keen parrot]

thats LITERALLY how it works

[solid cairn]

At school I'm gonna win

[grim edge]

watt last time i checked u need to register at ur nations chess fed

[digital phoenix]

i got my id before any tourney

[solid cairn]

I've peaked 1254 elo

[keen parrot]

yes, national chess federation, NOT FIDE

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vsmack Vsmack (vsmack9999_yt)

This is the Chess.com profile of vsmack9999_yt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Vsmack Vsmack (vsmack9999_yt)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1254 (peak)
Blitz: 746 (781 peak)
Bullet: 851 (964 peak)

[warm spindle]

You will never be 2k

[digital phoenix]

i have to register for fide id

[keen parrot]

you will never have a woman in your life

[severe oxide]

can u like sign up for id w out playing / before playing tourney

[wraith fox]

i gotta go school now ;-;

[severe niche]

U did

[hasty walrus]

hello

[warm spindle]

[grim edge]

NO LIKE THATS WHERE U REG FOR FIDE ID THATS WHAT I RMBR

Sup

[keen parrot]

8.8.8.8

[graceful lintel]

oh understandable
Have a great day!!

Enjoy life:)

[severe oxide]

getting 2k if u grind hard enough only takes like a year

[grim edge]

bruh 2k is actually trash tf you on about anyone can easily be 2k if you try unless your brain dead

[warm spindle]

123.456.789.0

[keen parrot]

you need to be registered with the national federation and play a fide rated event, thats literally it

[digital phoenix]

it is yes

[umbral wind]

Shut up zax

[warm spindle]

Tell me more

[grim edge]

2ks like u😔

[digital phoenix]

yeah so u need to register?

[keen parrot]

not with fide

[warm spindle]

Case and point

[grim edge]

bruh ur 2k

[grim edge]

82 elo higher

[grim edge]

200 elo gang 🫂

[wraith fox]

you too :D

[hallow gate]

fr AUGHHHHH

[grim edge]

more about what?

[graceful lintel]

thank you
Cya

[warm spindle]

Are you fluent in yappanese

[lean bolt]

brilliant moves = marketing scam

[grim edge]

HE ISSS HOW DID U KNOW

[grim edge]

im 2k i should prove a good example of how easy it is to reach it lol

[wraith fox]

. ( meow!)
|\ _/| )/
( ^-^)
) (

[hallow gate]

idk for fide i just registered for a tournament

[warm spindle]

Just cause ur a weak 2k doesn't mean everyone else is

[hallow gate]

did decent and got a fide rating

[keen parrot]

your 500 ass shouldnt talk

[grim edge]

wtf, mittens is back, I just realized

[keen parrot]

yeah exactly las is just being uninformed as usual

[grim edge]

Woah shit shots fired (but he's quite strong)

[hallow gate]

HAHAH FR

[warm spindle]

This means everything pt 2

[grim edge]

bruh im telling you u can reach 2k im tryna encourage ya ahh

[hallow gate]

yeah idr anything about that u just sign up ngl and they give a rating based off performance

[graceful lintel]

TwT
Cya have a great day

[warm spindle]

Discouraging actually

[grim edge]

lmfao

[hallow gate]

ok imma go sleep knowing i finally played fin

[novel moat]

You definitely suck, we suck just as much but a little bit less

[warm spindle]

I think you guys just suck

[umbral wind]

You’re very welcome goodnight

[warm spindle]

Stop trying to make the good players around your elo look bad too

[grim edge]

Can i play fin.

[fast kiln]

Zax u hit 2k wtf????

[hallow gate]

🥰🥰 thanks

[graceful lintel]

players realising how bad they are after hitting 2k

[warm spindle]

It won't make you any better ❤️

[acoustic mason]

I don't suck, I get brilliant moves

[hallow gate]

PLAY ME TOMORROW PLEASE MILLIE

[umbral wind]

That’ll be £5

[keen parrot]

if you are lucky he can play you for free

[hallow gate]

millie ur my next target

[grim edge]

Prolly at 5pm phillipines time

[fast kiln]

Rest easy knowing I’m the worst 2-2.1k cuz I’ve been hardstuck for 2+ years

[keen parrot]

oop spoke to soon, unlucky

[hallow gate]

what time is that

[hasty walrus]

ive got a tournament coming up
if i qualify i go to nationals
could anyone above 2000 coach me?

[keen parrot]

girl learn how to spell your own country 😭

[hallow gate]

how much

[grim edge]

Bro thats like..
Wait 8×80

[grim edge]

weh what

[severe oxide]

then u suck compared to 3000s

[hasty walrus]

huh

[hallow gate]

philipinnes

[grim edge]

Waits whats 8x80..

[keen parrot]

phillypens

[grim edge]

Huh

[keen parrot]

its late for her ill give her a break

[umbral wind]

I’m joking just challenge me if you want

[graceful lintel]

2

[grim edge]

everyone makes mistakes in chess even GMs hung pieces after all you cant reach ur rank if you dont beat people around ur level i beat countless 2ks at this point they hang so many pieces its not funny. not everyone is perfect but you can always be better you will learn that as you play more.

[graceful lintel]

drinks it

[warm spindle]

I said you guys suck

[fast kiln]

Chess gotta be one of the most humbling games out there. Even the top players are dog compared to the boys

[warm spindle]

I ain't reading all thay

[graceful lintel]

dies

[grim edge]

Ita currently 9pm and am still studying for a test so pls be patient with my 3 ameobas a..s substitute braincells

[grim edge]

good job contradicting urself?

[grim edge]

horrible argument

[keen parrot]

dms

[warm spindle]

Always said u guys suck

[fast kiln]

Hello zax

[warm spindle]

You can't argue facts

[grim edge]

gain 1500+ elo first frfr

[warm spindle]

[fast kiln]

Congratulations on 2k elo

[digital phoenix]

you suck

[grim edge]

bro def naming his future kids yip and yap

[digital phoenix]

you guys suck

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/checking-the-time-ted-danson-neil-bremer-mr-mayor-bored-gif-20429193

[grim edge]

Shut up 2400

[graceful lintel]

wanna play rapid or blitz

[fast kiln]

I am well aware I am the worst 2k

[grim edge]

hey ant how you doing frend the boochi pfp caught me off guard

[digital phoenix]

nah bro even ud be better than zax and pixel

[warm spindle]

🐱

[grim edge]

Pixel is 2k??

[fast kiln]

My brother in Christ they will eventually pass 2.2k. I have been in limbo for 2 years

[grim edge]

nah dont put me in the same catagory as pixel thats a new level of insult💀

[digital phoenix]

hovering probably

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Telen (ampercent)

This is the Chess.com profile of ampercent. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Telen (ampercent)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 498 (690 peak)
Blitz: 484

[digital phoenix]

ur blitz and bullet skill definitely matches his

[grim edge]

Ouhh good for him

pixel i mean

[grim edge]

atleast i have a peak of 1980 blitz

[warm spindle]

Read it and weep boys

[digital phoenix]

and the bullet

[fast kiln]

OH UR 2K RAPID NVM

[warm spindle]

Not even 2k

[digital phoenix]

eh 1500 bullet is meh

[umbral wind]

2k lichess rapid

[bright prairie]

Meow

[warm spindle]

Do better lil bro

[bright prairie]

I have a cat next me

[acoustic mason]

So 500 cc?

[digital phoenix]

im 1900 blitz

[umbral wind]

Yeah around that

[grim edge]

do u still play in tourneys

[digital phoenix]

otb?

[bright prairie]

My cat smells normal and she doesn't shower

[warm spindle]

Wait ur goated

[grim edge]

Yep

[digital phoenix]

have one on saturday but end of the year very rare

theres like no tournaments

theres probably one more on 26th i think thats rated

[grim edge]

ooh

[warm spindle]

1900 lichess is like 2900 cc

[grim edge]

damn

[digital phoenix]

as of rn i need to try to beat the guy in my church who can play chess cleanly like 5-0 or smth

[tulip lichen]

hi

[grim edge]

good lucc

[tulip lichen]

@digital phoenix dms

[digital phoenix]

i actually went to singapore last week

some guy who plays chess and is like 1800

[agile obsidian]

cubic centimeters?

[grim edge]

walaoeh i was in china

[digital phoenix]

because ive seen him before

when i have nothing to do and i see someone with a chess board i go

[digital phoenix]

hes quite literally the only guy i actively talk to outside

he brings a chess board with him everywhere

dude im a guy

[warm spindle]

Chess.c9m you silly goose!

[grim edge]

he's a dud

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

You dont exist.

Banned from church

[digital phoenix]

gay and church do not go together

what u gonna do about it

[warm spindle]

Yada yafa

[digital phoenix]

cry to the mods

[bright prairie]

Meow

[warm spindle]

How does this help you get to 2k?

[fallen dawn]

Why is there checkers inside chess.com??

[digital phoenix]

call him right now

[grim edge]

i am 2k?

[digital phoenix]

pretty sure hes lurking

[grim edge]

He's 1200

[bright prairie]

I saw scipio yesterday

[grim edge]

frrfr

[warm spindle]

Oh ok then why do you suck

You suck

[grim edge]

uni how you doing!

[warm spindle]

Me and my gang would roll you any day out of the week

[grim edge]

Hi unity

[digital phoenix]

scioio is non existent

[fallen dawn]

"Qxe5+"?

[surreal phoenix]

Aren't u 500

[umbral wind]

Shit talkers on discord are funny

[digital phoenix]

look at u all elo shaming smh

[fallen dawn]

This is called wayward queen attack

[warm spindle]

This means everything

[toxic valley]

That's well known blunder

[keen parrot]

shut up bitch ill beat your ass

[toxic valley]

From wayward queen attack

[digital phoenix]

u sound drunk

[acoustic mason]

Ok 2.5k 💀

[bright prairie]

Nop

[digital phoenix]

maybe he can only be nice to girls

[summer scarab]

sound

[grim edge]

im sorry ur def this one section of the world

[fallen dawn]

Isn't that how wayward queen attack was supposed to play?

[digital phoenix]

can a girl ping him

[digital phoenix]

appear?

[warm spindle]

Uh huh

Nice one pal

[toxic valley]

I meant 2. g6 blunder

[summer scarab]

xD i guess

[digital phoenix]

seem

[summer scarab]

Seem probably

[surreal phoenix]

Imagine saying why u suck to someone who got 4x elo

[grim edge]

All talk no action 🥱

[bright prairie]

Go kiss Shrek bruh

[summer scarab]

Ah yeah

[grim edge]

Yo

[warm spindle]

You want action?

[fallen dawn]

Ohh. Yeah, You check and got a free rook.

[digital phoenix]

just like u when u run away from any challenge

[warm spindle]

?

[digital phoenix]

scared

[grim edge]

Holy shit this is the first time i saw zax kinda pressed

[warm spindle]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

HOLY SHIT U TOO?

[digital phoenix]

hes one to talk about action when he dodges

[swift maple]

Caro Kann is such a cool name man

[digital phoenix]

im talking about zax btw not this guy

[wispy plover]

✨

[digital phoenix]

zax runs from me

[swift maple]

so, are there any other good opening than the london and the Caro Kann?

[digital phoenix]

call me the zaxshitter

[warm spindle]

Run it bro om gonna shower then we play 3 games 5m blitz ok? @grim edge

[digital phoenix]

yeah no that sounds wrong

[keen parrot]

zax why are u matching with a 14yr old and not your gf'

[swift maple]

is there any cheesy opening which grants me an advantage against low elo players

[warm spindle]

Let's do action

[digital phoenix]

probably is normal and not on discord

[wispy plover]

click and hold

[bright prairie]

Birds

[grim edge]

EXACTLY WHAT I RAISED he said his gf dont got disc

[digital phoenix]

or probably cheating

[keen parrot]

then have her use it bruh what

[grim edge]

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