💬〡general-off-topic

[forest junco]

لا يمكن أن أكون أنا

[swift maple]

@grim edge come 1v1

[swift maple]

I’ll go easy on you

Already at 550 elo so I understand the fear

[lament jacinth]

That's a big scary

[swift maple]

yup

[gray adder]

Is there a way to watch an account play on chesskid.com?

[swift maple]

don't worry im only here for timeclaw right now

[silent quest]

almost there

[keen parrot]

just a heads up you should prob switch pfp to smth less disturbing

it can lock you out again yk

[silent quest]

Just for the pfp?

[keen parrot]

miciela got locked out once due to a pfp with a girl and a chain necklace

so yeah better switch it

[silent quest]

Alright

[autumn hound]

I'm looking for a chess coach

[primal mirage]

good morning,

ngl i got like 10min and imma study

sht, chats dead tho

[lament jacinth]

Chats dead without me

[primal mirage]

frfr,

[brisk roost]

who wants to 1v1

[keen parrot]

without me too

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[primal mirage]

shees

[silent quest]

@fresh wind

[lament jacinth]

Why did you

[fresh wind]

it's fine

[lament jacinth]

Ping him

[fresh wind]

I'm helping them with smth

[lament jacinth]

Oh

💀💀💀

[primal mirage]

[lament jacinth]

Lalala I am chat

[grim edge]

Ah yes.

I am a cat girl omce again.

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Idk why tilt's simple emote reaction made me laugh this much.

[keen parrot]

whyy

tbh have yourself as your pfp

i dare ya

[grim edge]

Idk,my brain automaticakly imagines your face doing this exact same reaction lmfoaoao

[grim edge]

No to D pics

[keen parrot]

^

[keen parrot]

just have DMs closed

[grim edge]

Ooh whats that,lemme try it

[misty pond]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hTGeSUcq8Zs?si=iBU_KJzVwqJRhaUW

[coral night]

Im not banned anymore🥳

[keen parrot]

settings > privacy and safety

[grim edge]

What did bro do

[silent quest]

@grim edge congratulations you're already 1500

[fierce pivot]

WHATTTTT

the kuwaitis are losing it

[lilac dust]

504

[grim edge]

Yeyeyeyeye

[fierce pivot]

the men look kuwaiti 😭

[grim edge]

Wait wtf of pfp is this

AH SH WRONG PFP

[severe oxide]

viktorrrrrrr

[bleak torrent]

Hello

[silent quest]

Hello

[bleak torrent]

Hi

[cerulean rivet]

Anyone chess? 🧐

[bleak torrent]

How to chess?

[grim edge]

Back to normal

[cerulean rivet]

No one knows 😶‍🌫️

[silent quest]

To the normal life

[cerulean rivet]

@shut helm @maiden ether @harsh pagoda 1v1 me 😶‍🌫️

[silent quest]

Huh

[graceful lintel]

Lmao

[silent quest]

[keen parrot]

@grim edge you actually did it respect

[grim edge]

Ill take a new pic later,this pic like 3 weeks ago

[keen parrot]

dont ask me to do the same cause i wont 😭

[glacial fulcrum]

Wth is pinterest

[keen parrot]

i dont have a good image

[grim edge]

I was actually gonna ask..

[keen parrot]

my selfie camera is ass

need to take an image in the mirror but cant do that without looking like a massive eboy or smth

[silent quest]

We wont judge do it

[keen parrot]

i know for sure that some people will judge

[maiden ether]

@cerulean rivet invite

[grim edge]

We wont judge

[cerulean rivet]

Ok wait

[cerulean rivet]

https://play.chess.com/oMK7D

[keen parrot]

yeah its cloudy and shit but i do look better outside

i need to play my rapid game from the CA thing in half an hour but ill go out after

what

[solemn ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-tongue-gif-26615227

[grim edge]

Guys is it possible for me to become a gm?

Do I get rich when I become a gm?

[solemn ivy]

yes very rich, 500 dollar per year

[grim edge]

no and no

[solemn ivy]

stacks of poverty

dont pursue chess if ur tryna make money

that shit hard

[crimson wigeon]

try with e4

[grim edge]

Why the hell do people want to become gm if theres no money involve

[solemn ivy]

u want money go do mma

[grim edge]

Actually yeah

[solemn ivy]

They coach , sell books and shit, most of them stream too for money

[keen parrot]

downloaded songs

[solemn ivy]

you dont just casually wake up and be like, ok ill be a gm tho

sadly GM needs some real talent

[grim edge]

How do I become MMA?

[solemn ivy]

hard work only isnt enough

[silent quest]

[solemn ivy]

bro just go become a doctor or something ,ur a girl sports aint ur shit

[crimson wigeon]

I am MME dunno what youre takling 'bout

[silent quest]

You wanna become mixed martial arts?

[solemn ivy]

they mmake like 5 bucks per century

[grim edge]

I dont want to sacrifice myself for 8 hours of work

[solemn ivy]

mma literally kills you and makes u brain dead

[grim edge]

Yeahh

[solemn ivy]

u will end up punch drunk

[crimson wigeon]

u should really chess-box like Botez 😉

[solemn ivy]

its not for u lmao

[grim edge]

Ill rig the fight

[solemn ivy]

that shits aint boxing, 10 year olds box better then that

who are their coaches bro, gotta be joking

[crimson wigeon]

hawt

[solemn ivy]

tey tey how old are you

[grim edge]

15

[solemn ivy]

go to school and study 😭

[crimson wigeon]

omg i wanna

[solemn ivy]

u got no future in contact sports

[grim edge]

Its really not too late to learn and fight

[solemn ivy]

u wont be a pro

and u wont make enough money

[crimson wigeon]

fight for ya right to paaaaatreeey

[grim edge]

Goes to Luka

[solemn ivy]

its reality, she will sacrifice her health and get like 5 cents per fight

she gonna be a nose smashed punch drunk by 35

[grim edge]

Are they other ways to get rich?

[solemn ivy]

girl fighters dont look cool

[crimson wigeon]

troll alert

[solemn ivy]

study and get a job 😭

yeah shes trollin obviously

[crimson wigeon]

🪛 this im goin 🏘️

[grim edge]

But I really dont want to sacrifice myself just to work 8 hours with just a meh payment

[solemn ivy]

u rather kill urself for less then that?

[grim edge]

I might be But I do wanna get rich

[solemn ivy]

mma is way harder then jobs lmfaoo

[grim edge]

Sharky sad

[solemn ivy]

u think u just go gym for 2 hours and go fight?

[grim edge]

I wont do MMA

[solemn ivy]

go do volleyball or something

[grim edge]

Honestly yeah

[solemn ivy]

no

[grim edge]

Im scared of balls

[solemn ivy]

Bro u scared of balls, u would get killed in a fight 😭

[fierce pivot]

meowww

[crimson wigeon]

there are like so many cooler discord srvrs to waste time here. ps i am SA of like 20 clubs... sorry for the minutes spent bye bye

[solemn ivy]

i wonder how scared u will be of a kick after u feel it

have youve ever even been punched?

Thinking about mma and shit

1 punch is all it takes for me to change ur mind lmao

[keen parrot]

SA? segsual assault

[fierce pivot]

this is.. me.. i am a sigma chess shark.. but i am rejected by humanity. they are intimidated by my elo.. my size.. how strong i am.. but inside i am just a sweet sigma...

[solemn ivy]

san andreas

[solemn ivy]

only thing u intimidating is a newly born baby mate, with yo ugly ass

[fierce pivot]

saudi arabia

[grim edge]

I tried to do volleyball but the ball went other way around. It shows I really suck at it

[crimson wigeon]

u talking bout like chess.com or some other site?

[solemn ivy]

you dont become a pro in 1 try

[grim edge]

Not yet but I would love to do new things

[keen parrot]

what does SA stand for

[solemn ivy]

you have 0 determination, no motivation, and ur scared of it

[grim edge]

Sighs

[solemn ivy]

go get a normal career, stop saying contact sports

[crimson wigeon]

i really dunno. ask mods or staff

[solemn ivy]

ur a 16 year old girl u cant do those kind of sports its the truth

u literally saying ur scared to do it too

main thing is, u wont be making any money off of it anyways, if u wanna do it for fun then go for it but dont even thnk about money

[grim edge]

But I did taekwondo when I was kid. Do i have a chance now?

[solemn ivy]

no 💀

[grim edge]

Oh u shouldve said so

[solemn ivy]

said it like 420 times

[grim edge]

So contact sports is the only way to get money? Or they are more ways to get money?

[solemn ivy]

even thats not a way to get money

only the really top challengers make alot of money, underdogs struggle

[cerulean rivet]

@maiden ether i wanna 1v1 again will you accept it?

[keen parrot]

work

[solemn ivy]

ur a girl, just marry a rich guy thats waht they all do

or just go study and get a proper education and get a job

but u work as a clown full time

[grim edge]

What about bussiness

[keen parrot]

why not both study and marry a rich guy

[solemn ivy]

if u know how to run one and have enough funds to start one

[maiden ether]

10min is too long

[cerulean rivet]

5 minutes?

[grim edge]

How do u run a bussiness?

[brisk roost]

you make a buisness that makes money and then you get the money

[cerulean rivet]

@maiden ether making 5 minutes one ok?

[grim edge]

How do I make a bussiness that makes money?

[solemn ivy]

bro i dont know everything, why u asking people life advice on a chess server

im a 16 year old meathead for fs sake

[maiden ether]

can we make it 3min

[grim edge]

I just want to be rich 😞

[brisk roost]

you have to sell a product or a service that will give you income

[cerulean rivet]

Ok 😶‍🌫️👍

@maiden ether sending link

[solemn ivy]

go study and get education

[grim edge]

I know how to draw. But how do I sell through online?

[brisk roost]

you can probably do comissions but i don't really know the best website whre you can do that im sure you can do reaserch on it tho

[grim edge]

Andrew tate said school is a waste of time and I should build a bussiness in my age

[cerulean rivet]

@maiden ether
https://play.chess.com/aW3y1

[grim edge]

I tried to do commission. I never got any costumer

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberbully-cyberbullies-cyber-bully-computer-gif-20782000

[grim edge]

Is that u?

[brisk roost]

do it on multiple sites and start off cheap

[solemn ivy]

lmfaooo

[lilac dust]

511

[grim edge]

This guy was trash talking me cuz I lost the last game....so i completely destroyed him the next game.
(He resigned here)

Half dog and Half clown

[cerulean rivet]

@maiden ether here this one is 3 minute one

[maiden ether]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/95591936197

[worn ice]

ImSkyeXD (1814) vs. Gaslight_God (929)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd8 4. Nf3 g6 5. Bc4 Bg7 6. d4 Nf6 7. O-O O-O 8. Ne2 b6 9. Ne5 Bb7 10. c3 Nc6 11. Ba6 Bxa6 12. Nxc6 Qd6 13. Ne5 c5 14. Bf4 Nh5 15. Nxg6 Qxg6 16. Be3 cxd4 17. cxd4 Rac8 18. Rc1 Rxc1 19. Bxc1 Rc8 20. a4 Rc2 21. Ng3 Nxg3 22. hxg3 Bxf1 23. Kxf1 Bxd4 24. Qxd4 Rxc1+ 25. Ke2 Qc2+ 26. Kf3 Qb3+ 27. Qe3 Qxe3+ 28. Kxe3 Rc2 29. b4 Rb2 30. b5 Ra2 

[grim edge]

I dont see a checkmate

lmfao i just had a rant

[grim edge]

Well I am up a queen and a rook

[lilac dust]

Fork

[cerulean rivet]

@maiden ether hello?

@maiden ether sending you link again wait

[grim edge]

Ohh they blundered and hang a piece

[grim edge]

Wait whatt

[cerulean rivet]

@maiden ether https://play.chess.com/srDUu

[lilac dust]

The Qd5+ move @grim edge

Wait sry

Its not a discovered attack

Mb

[grim edge]

He called me a kid last game 💀 I took that personally

After i played that I said "Get humbled kid"

[lilac dust]

💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Wow I see a potential GM

Felt so good

[cerulean rivet]

@maiden ether

[lament jacinth]

Hi kids

@keen parrot mere

[keen parrot]

did you just call me mom

son this isnt what i taught you

[lament jacinth]

Does that say mom

Tilt are you dyslexic

[graceful lintel]

Bxe8#

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[graceful lintel]

That bishop identify as rook

[lament jacinth]

I was quoting a comedian

[keen parrot]

nigel da goat fr

[pearl yoke]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

glad you are still here

ofc harry maguire

who else

[toxic valley]

#chess 게임 ahrist123456 vs rebas_doski - https://www.chess.com/live/game/94207660982 한번 봐보세요!

[worn ice]

ahrist123456 (667) vs. rebas_doski (685)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5 fxe5 4. Qh5+ Ke7 5. Qxe5+ Kf7 6. Bc4+ Kg6 7. Qf5+ Kh6 8. d3+ g5 9. h4 Kh5 10. g4+ Kh6 11. hxg5+ Kg7 12. Qf7# 

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dead_pawn-walking

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Bullet: 949 (1505 peak)

[grim edge]

Me

[harsh coyote]

I probably have the most brilliant move ever in chess history

[swift maple]

When does quick learning curve usually stop, going from 400 to 500 goes pretty quick but it certainly won’t stay that way

So at what elo is that quick increase usually stopped

[harsh coyote]

So brilliant even i couldn't comprehend it

[swift maple]

[harsh coyote]

So brilliant

[echo kestrel]

Show

[grim edge]

yet to play that much games but above 1500elo i think

[lament jacinth]

Fr frrrr

[lament jacinth]

Lego man

[swift maple]

Alright reaching 1500 elo quickly would be so cool

[grim edge]

you can start from there ngl

[swift maple]

From 1500 elo?

Im no magnus carlsen

[grim edge]

even if u r a beginner u can sandbag get 1500elo and lose them instantly to 500-600elo

💀 i was suprised when i found out about it too

i mean i can be 1500 and 700 at once

[swift maple]

Sandbagging upwards?

[grim edge]

yeh

[swift maple]

You mean playing against another own account

[grim edge]

no

its like a newbie player logging into magnus account and playing

[swift maple]

Crazy

[silent quest]

Fr

[swift maple]

But how exactly do you reach the 1500, you mean telling chess.com you’re a pro so they start you off at 1500?

[silent quest]

Yes

[grim edge]

i went to my original elo real quikkk which is 650elo in my fake acct

yeh what u said here is what i did

[silent quest]

But its majorly based on your game performance

[toxic valley]

Damiano gambit or halloween gambit which is better knight sacrifice gambit

[swift maple]

Got no clue

Halloween gambit is a cool name

[toxic valley]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Four-Knights-Game-Halloween-Gambit

https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Pawn-Opening-Kings-Knight-Damiano-Defense-Damiano-Gambit

[swift maple]

I always do that expect for the last play

Is a double pawn in the center really worth losing a knight

[swift maple]

Id go with the Halloween gambit

Getting the double pawn seems more worth than opening the opponents pawns but there’s probably way more to it

Said it like I’d know stuff

[fallen dawn]

Damiano was too easy, It's either free rook or forced checkmate

[warm spindle]

CAN SOMEONE COACH ME IM STUCK 100 PLS 🫀

[swift maple]

What do you mean?

Free rook for the Damiano player?

WOW

Im only gonna play Damiano gambit from now on

Genius

[hallow gate]

yeah for the opponent

[iron barn]

They can just not take back the knight after nxe5

and play normal moves and be down a pawn

[swift maple]

Yeah but then you’re up a pawn so it’s win win either way

Or am I missing something

[jaunty nymph]

@everyone

[iron barn]

yeah the damiano sucks

[swift maple]

What why

It’s either free rook or free pawn what about the position is bad

[iron barn]

Ur gonna be down a pawn at best

For black its bad

[grim edge]

Damiano best defense,to lose.

[ashen gull]

when chess gon get a update this getting boring 🗿

[grim edge]

Prolly in a few centuries

[hallow gate]

MILLIE

[ashen gull]

cool cool

[grim edge]

Yes love?

[hallow gate]

when are you hitting 1500

[swift maple]

So there’s more moves after the knight takes opponents pawn that make the Damiano bad?

[grim edge]

I alr did smh

Am gonna hit 1600 before december ends now

[hallow gate]

i mean 1600

[grim edge]

Or even more

Depends if school gives me a break

[hallow gate]

play meeeeeeeee :>

[swift maple]

I feel like Damiano is really strong in low elo tho

Is there any opening for under 1500 elo you guys can recommend?

[grim edge]

I have to study a story for a test 2 essays for filipino and english and 1 assignment from math and i only have 2 hours to answer it because class releases us at 4:40pm.

[hallow gate]

oh

[grim edge]

WHEN CAN I BREATH FR-

[swift maple]

Just some cheesy stuff that gives an advantage for almost every match

[grim edge]

Scotch opening white

Caro kann for black

[steep vigil]

KINGS PAWN FOR EVER!

[swift maple]

Looks pretty good

[celest steppe]

.

[swift maple]

I really wanna learn caro kann

[cerulean rivet]

Anyone 1v1 ?

[swift maple]

Props to the chess creators for giving the openings such cool names

Lot of them go so hard

[grim edge]

They werent lying when they said lichess players are braindead.

[cerulean rivet]

@grim edge @swift maple wanna play chess?

[grim edge]

2113 is the elo??

[cerulean rivet]

@grim edge 1v1 ?

[grim edge]

umm no

[grim edge]

Later am doing some studies

[cerulean rivet]

Ok

[cerulean rivet]

Ok

[grim edge]

hi chat

[cerulean rivet]

1v1?

[grim edge]

@grim edge good morning

[grim edge]

i play chess on my elder sibling phone and he has it now, im sorry

[grim edge]

Jsksjdnaz

[grim edge]

Nuh uh

[cerulean rivet]

Ok👍😶‍🌫️

[grim edge]

anyways what were we talkign about

[cerulean rivet]

Ok

[grim edge]

HOW URE A SIMP

[grim edge]

the bleach pfp is cool

[cerulean rivet]

Anyone wanna 1v1 my elo is 444

[cerulean rivet]

Same to you 👍😶‍🌫️

[grim edge]

might i need therapy for how much i like furina?💀

[grim edge]

🫂 thanks friend

[cerulean rivet]

Yup👍

[grim edge]

go to chess.com & lichess website and play anonymously

[grim edge]

i liked u and now ure just making a 2d pixel character Chinese export ur whole personality

[grim edge]

U TALK bout me hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm when ur whole personality is a mf water dragon

Baby smile fr

the guy in ur pfp is not even human💀

[cerulean rivet]

Nope i wanna beat players of discord in their own vc and wann hear their voice while they are confused tired saying it was a missclick and dyin and suffering i wanna do all that torture to all the discord chess players in their own vc and defeat them in their own brains

[unique cedar]

loll

[grim edge]

hikaru is best chess player fr

He has the cutest and weirdest face expressioms bro-

[cerulean rivet]

Who?

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[unique cedar]

have u seen that vid of him laughing like crazy?

[cerulean rivet]

Oh👍

[grim edge]

BRO DO I ACT LIKE HIM? SURE I LIKE HOW HE LOOKS AND HIS DESIGN BUT MF U DONT HEAR ME SAYIN omg neuvi personality omg neuvi ong do u know this song has blah blah blah init

[grim edge]

hikaru is just a pure soul what can you say

[grim edge]

thats uh..

goodluvk

blergh

[grim edge]

HEllo just cuz me and furina act the same doesnt mean im her clone i existed for so many years wtf 💀

she been on earth for like 6 months as a character at best

[cerulean rivet]

I just wanna see the end of the world and be immortal seeing everyone dying and crying for help and being cringe and can't even do anything about it i just wanna do it

[grim edge]

bro u have no idea how cringe that sounded

[swift maple]

honestly my goal right now is 1200 elo and if i reach that i'll be happy

[grim edge]

im dying

[cerulean rivet]

Wanna 1v1

[grim edge]

my whole *interenet persona is about sounding like a cringe anime fan and sometimes being myself idk what you wanted also you know this calliope smh

[swift maple]

is 1200 online elo enough to join a chess club and maybe have a chance against the worst players there?

[swift maple]

sure

my name is BigTasty504

[cerulean rivet]

Challenge link?

[grim edge]

same man, i too would be happy if i had that much

[unique cedar]

prolly

[grim edge]

I am going to blast my brains out.

[cerulean rivet]

Can you send a challenge link?

[grim edge]

brain scatter calliope

[subtle cloak]

Im 600 elo and im one of the best chess players in my school 😼😎😎

[bright prairie]

Hi chat

[unique cedar]

DAYUM

[grim edge]

||Schizo didnt convince me to give up but this sure did||

@grim edge switch 200 elo with ʘ‿ʘ

[swift maple]

we'll both reach it someday man

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

JAHAHAHAHHA

[unique cedar]

hello

[cerulean rivet]

1v1 ?

[grim edge]

swedish powers

what can i say

[swift maple]

how

[grim edge]

ikea meatball

[grim edge]

thanks man, i wish you luckk in this

[subtle cloak]

Well nobody in my school plays chess

[grim edge]

Fr bro look at this

[grim edge]

hostage from ikea

[cerulean rivet]

Ok sending you a challenge link

[swift maple]

appreciate it

[subtle cloak]

Im gonna ignore that threat

[grim edge]

Trapped in scp 3008

[cerulean rivet]

👍.

[subtle cloak]

Im no match for you I'm waaaay better 🥱🥱

[grim edge]

my man hikaru was like: magnus i know its bad but HOW DID YOU F UP THAT MUCH

Shouldn't i be furina and u be neuvilette @grim edge

rip magnus there

[grim edge]

Insert baddie slay song

"Live fast die young bad girls do it well"

[cerulean rivet]

Sure you are 👍

[honest drift]

____/porfile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Riyaz Sumra (riyazsumra)

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Blitz: 1361 (1627 peak)
Bullet: 783

[grim edge]

i mean gender wise yes but i just like furina hmmmmmmmm if you want so ill be fine with it just say yes or no lmao

[cerulean rivet]

@swift maple https://play.chess.com/2ebY4

[unique cedar]

sameee lol
my school have a chess club but it's sooo inactive that i'm starting to question it's existence

[grim edge]

nvm its fine

Ikea man

[coral moth]

ikr

[swift maple]

can we do 10 minutes

[cerulean rivet]

Ok

[coral moth]

The 2nd Highest rated player in my class is 500

[grim edge]

I have a chess club and we had a mini tournament the 2nd place went to the guy with 800 elo bro...

[swift maple]

i panic with 5 minutes

[grim edge]

furina win @rocky star i think this is what you meant when you said ill be obsessed with furina i am now thanks bruh

Am the highest elo there in the club

[cerulean rivet]

https://play.chess.com/a9Ez9

[coral moth]

And I am somehow the school champion

a 1600

[grim edge]

I will jump from a building.

the state i live in recently hosted a YOUTH DEVELOPEMENT PROGRAMME and there was chess in it but i didnt participate, i think irl chess ir scary thats why

[honest drift]

schools arent made for chess

[grim edge]

1400-1599

[coral moth]

Bro not a single 2000 in school

[coral moth]

I tilted

[grim edge]

wait for me

[coral moth]

I am actually 1600

[grim edge]

Now do profile command

[grim edge]

If ur school offers chess as extracurricular it can be

@grim edge changes pfp changes personality ez

[coral moth]

true

[honest drift]

nobody is good at chess in school

[coral moth]

hopefully my government does that

[honest drift]

Very few are if you are lucky

[grim edge]

Not for me

[coral moth]

I mean there is one 1800 in my school

[grim edge]

just play vienna smash everyone

[coral moth]

but I beat him by fluke in the finals

[honest drift]

yeah so that proves my point, 1800 isnt any good

[fierce pivot]

@bright prairie bro became magnus for this game

[coral moth]

true

[grim edge]

I got humbled in yt shorts.

[grim edge]

KG up on top

[honest drift]

vienna is valid only if your opponent doesnt know theory

[bright prairie]

Lmao i didn't want to play him

[grim edge]

vienna aka the better kg

[honest drift]

kg is trash lol

[unique cedar]

bro am the ultimate runner-up in my school's annual chess comp
i got 2nd place 3 times now, losing to 800

[grim edge]

aka school students

[grim edge]

U lost to that twice

my point'

[honest drift]

they would lose to any opening

[acoustic mason]

Doesn't that logic apply to every opening?

[honest drift]

no it doesnt

[grim edge]

lmao

[honest drift]

vienna is -0.3 if black knows all the moves

[coral moth]

I won finals through fluke

[honest drift]

its +1 if they dont

[grim edge]

Facts

[unique cedar]

i always end the game with a blunder lol

[grim edge]

imma go eat be back in 1 hr bye @grim edge

[grim edge]

bye and never come back pls <<333

[primal mirage]

vienna ew

[honest drift]

So yeah you are gonna be the best in school most likely

[coral moth]

I am the 2nd best

[honest drift]

even if you are like 1000 then there is a high possibility you are still the best

[bright prairie]

Good advice
Ty

[unique cedar]

my chess skill irl is dogwater

[subtle cloak]

I play London 🤓

[grim edge]

London simple and good for solid players,get out

[unique cedar]

lodon is the best fr

[honest drift]

this is actually bad advice, if you think you are gonna win you are most porbably gonna win

[acoustic mason]

Would you like some recommendations for therapists?

[honest drift]

Its all mindset

[grim edge]

Your actually correct and wrong at the same time

But mostly correct

[grim edge]

therapy is a scam

[honest drift]

Nah im never wrong

[silent quest]

Not that d4 again duh

[grim edge]

throw him in a jail cell frfr

[acoustic mason]

True tbh

[grim edge]

Arrogance at its finest

[subtle cloak]

I am one

[honest drift]

Confidence too

[mild apex]

huh?

[grim edge]

hi cat

[subtle cloak]

I provide family therapy

[bright prairie]

@kaydeenn

[mild apex]

hostage???

[bright prairie]

Why did he left the server

[mild apex]

who kidnapped u?

[grim edge]

ikea man scary

[grim edge]

Ikea meatball scp3008

Car:3

[unique cedar]

lolll

[silent quest]

Car

[mild apex]

damn, im outdated ig, idk any of this

[grim edge]

😔

[grim edge]

u at least know who ikea man is right

[mild apex]

no....

i was living under the rock for decades

[subtle cloak]

I had an IKEA meatball like a week back 😰😰

[empty wave]

why everybody hates london

[grim edge]

ikea = swedish, any impression now?

[primal mirage]

vro london is good

[grim edge]

Who's inactive rook is this

[primal mirage]

agreed, we shld make a london cult

[mild apex]

insane

[grim edge]

im lying

DO U

[mild apex]

no

[bright prairie]

Wow

[subtle cloak]

Rook

[grim edge]

its zax

Location is phillipines,cebu,Sm seaside,cclex bridge go get your rook

[mild apex]

wat zax doin

[grim edge]

zax is zax man

[mild apex]

my brain is full with anime..... i cant brain properly

[grim edge]

i kinda like to push the a2 and h2 pawn whenever the opponent castles

Bro its a highway,you think i live under a highway?

[grim edge]

i was watching hxh jn

[mild apex]

my chess skills are dropping

[mild apex]

hxh?

[grim edge]

Hunter x hunter

[mild apex]

is a new one or old?

[grim edge]

ure so out of touch maam😭

quite old tbh

[mild apex]

MAAM?

[sturdy holly]

guys how do i actually attack? or do i just def until my opponent blunder?

[mild apex]

u forgor my gender

[grim edge]

YES THATS HOW U DISPLAY RESPECT FOR SENIORITY

[sturdy holly]

like I literally dont know what to do after i done with my opening

[warm spindle]

Sacrifice the rock or something

[lament jacinth]

You're a dude hehe

[grim edge]

oh shet

[mild apex]

why not sir...

[grim edge]

WHAT WAIT R U A GUY

[lilac dust]

519

[grim edge]

when u know tell me too

[unique cedar]

wait for a mistake and strike

[mild apex]

broooo u fkin realiseeee

[sturdy holly]

sacrifice and then?

which one should i follow

[mild apex]

yea

[grim edge]

its ok check my pronouns

[finite jasper]

[lament jacinth]

It's NOT that deep

[warm spindle]

Gotham chess

[stuck kestrel]

pain is not a mod anymore?

[lament jacinth]

This is really old news

[subtle cloak]

YOU ARE A GUY? I WANTED TO HIT YOU UP SMH

[sturdy holly]

tf r u sayin

[mild apex]

lmao

[stuck kestrel]

i kinda remember but not really

[empty wave]

goddamn chess

[stuck kestrel]

did he get banned for cheating or something?

[viral epoch]

4'11

[unique cedar]

rizz

[mild apex]

pls dont

[grim edge]

Wait r u a guy like born with a pp

[warm spindle]

Yo.

[finite jasper]

Mod banned for cheating 💀

[mild apex]

yea

[finite jasper]

L

[grim edge]

WHAT

[sturdy holly]

but fr tho wtf is that

[stuck kestrel]

Im asking

[mild apex]

i wasnt a gurl, didint i told u taht b4?

[grim edge]

BRO U FOOLED ME FOR 1919292SJDJWJSN DAYS

[warm spindle]

Yo. Is a way to say hi

[mild apex]

I THOUGHT U KNEWWWW

[grim edge]

NO U DIDNTTT AND U ACTED SO GAY I THOUGHT U WERE A GIRL

[stuck kestrel]

why u hostage now

[sturdy holly]

i mean Gotham chess

bruh

[mild apex]

WAI WAT? How was i gay?

[grim edge]

ikea man FOTS

[warm spindle]

He's the best chess player i think

[grim edge]

idk man some chess youtuber

[subtle cloak]

Hey bbg let's take this convo to dms 🤭🤪😏

[grim edge]

haaiii scipio :3

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA

[mild apex]

no

[unique cedar]

loll

[mild apex]

its 'hewo scipio'

[grim edge]

EVEN WORSE AHAHAHAHAHA

[sturdy holly]

now how is that related to what i just asked

[mild apex]

o wait, i baited myself in

welll, anyways, cal, did u watch jjk?

[grim edge]

im wheezing even the most girly girls at my school dont do dat shit

[lament jacinth]

💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Gojo died in the manga and so did my soul

[warm spindle]

You asked who to follow

[subtle cloak]

Why not 🥺

[finite jasper]

Nobody does that shit actually

[mild apex]

i believe they just giggles all the time

[mild apex]

u knew

[mild apex]

idk u + u r new

[grim edge]

wait wtfff u fooled me so hardd i said stuff in dm i wouldn't have wtf

[sturdy holly]

i mean when someone said to sacrifice my rook and u said to just def till someone did mistake

[subtle cloak]

I'll take good care of you OwO 🤭🤭

[finite jasper]

C’mon man

[grim edge]

i want cattoo to expose it now

[grim edge]

weheheheheheh waaaarriiooo (Crying)

[warm spindle]

I said sacrifice

[mild apex]

huh?

your age?

[grim edge]

not just dat

[sturdy holly]

ok so after i sacrifice what do i do

[warm spindle]

I dunno

[mild apex]

theres more?

[warm spindle]

I'm 100 elo bro

[grim edge]

Wariooooooo

[sturdy holly]

bruh

[grim edge]

nvm its ok stay ignorant friend :))

[sturdy holly]

i wasted my time for nothing

[mild apex]

im lookin up

[warm spindle]

This is tragic

In elementary school I was taught to use time wisely

[stuck kestrel]

report for cheating

[grim edge]

wariooooooo

[warm spindle]

Let me play for you

[mild apex]

cal, do u watch one peice?

[grim edge]

i often meet people like him these days
when lost they send challenge again
if won they send challenge and tell you how they feel after they won then abort

[grim edge]

i will get murdered if i say my opinions here

[warm spindle]

Noted.

[mild apex]

dms

[finite jasper]

😭

[craggy spindle]

hi

[bright prairie]

I want to be Toyota male

[graceful lintel]

Hi

[craggy spindle]

como tan muchachos yo no espico english

[mild apex]

female is iron male in chemistry

[finite jasper]

L puzzle

[craggy spindle]

hi, good night

[graceful lintel]

Rg1?

[graceful lintel]

good night

[subtle cloak]

Where can I find yogurt men

[finite jasper]

🤔

[finite jasper]

Yep

[grim edge]

sometimes puzzles comes as if the opponent is making the blunder ngl

[finite jasper]

Anime discord servers

[graceful lintel]

Less go

[keen parrot]

whats up gang

[subtle cloak]

What type of anime server

And are yogurt men rich

[finite jasper]

Yes richer than alpha males

[keen parrot]

😭

[subtle cloak]

I'll knock yo ass out 😼

[finite jasper]

Tf I do to you

[subtle cloak]

Give me their server

[finite jasper]

OMG GIYS WTF

[calm marlin]

Hello, I cannot participate in tournaments.
If you do not participate in these tournaments or challenges, your account is being examined by our fair game team. When will it be fixed?

[finite jasper]

WTFFFFFF

[subtle cloak]

I WANT TO LAUGH

[warm spindle]

Skull emoji human being

[finite jasper]

Bro is on probation

[subtle cloak]

But don't want too

[finite jasper]

Go for it!

I won’t judge you

[calm marlin]

why is this happening?

[livid seal]

you guys know about new fide update?

[finite jasper]

The ratings?

[keen parrot]

are they finally adding the knook

[livid seal]

https://www.fide.com/news/2784

[finite jasper]

Are they adding the rishop?

[warm spindle]

The flannel actually

[finite jasper]

Rook bishop

[calm marlin]

help me 😦

[hallow gate]

vimun

[keen parrot]

gimme your name on cc ill sort it out for you

[keen parrot]

aye you are a cool color now

[toxic valley]

#chess 게임 toxic7161 vs ahrist123456 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/95599747017 한번 봐보세요!

[worn ice]

toxic7161 (1258) vs. ahrist123456 (666)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e3 e5 4. Bxc4 exd4 5. exd4 Nf6 6. Qb3 Qe7+ 7. Ne2 Qb4+ 8. Nbc3 Bg4 9. Bxf7+ Kd7 10. O-O Qxb3 11. Bxb3 Nc6 12. d5 Ne5 13. Nd4 Nd3 14. h3 Nxc1 15. Raxc1 Bh5 16. Ncb5 Ne8 17. Ba4 c6 18. dxc6+ bxc6 19. Rxc6 Bf7 20. Rcc1 Bxa2 21. Rfe1 Kd8 22. Nc6+ Kc8 23. Na5+ Kd8 

[warm spindle]

Osu?@keen parrot

[calm marlin]

Cihanesr

[finite jasper]

@hallow gate what webtoon(s) so you read?

[grim edge]

how dayum
you sound like the victim and culprit in this one sentence you made

[keen parrot]

you aren't banned, just be cool if you haven't cheated you won't get banned

[keen parrot]

osu.

[warm spindle]

highest pp play?

[keen parrot]

only like 210 but i dont farm much

[lament jacinth]

IIS THAT YOU

[graceful lintel]

pp?

[keen parrot]

thats alireza firouzja

[calm marlin]

Yes my account is new, I haven't done any cheating, I'm just wondering why this is happening and how to remove it.

[keen parrot]

performance points

[keen parrot]

it will fix itself

[graceful lintel]

oh

[lament jacinth]

Oh 💀💀💀

[warm spindle]

Ya decent for no farm

[calm marlin]

ohh okey

[graceful lintel]

1

[keen parrot]

wbu

[warm spindle]

God bless you

[graceful lintel]

Thanks 😭🙏‼️

[keen parrot]

my name on osu is vimun btw in case you want to see my profile

[warm spindle]

446

[keen parrot]

nice, on what map

[hallow gate]

too many

[lament jacinth]

Whats osu

[hallow gate]

tilt

[hallow gate]

OSU!

[warm spindle]

Ringo robin + DT

[hallow gate]

osu! is a game about circles

[graceful lintel]

Game for discord users

[hallow gate]

https://tenor.com/view/osu-osugame-osutiktok-tiktok-osu-player-gif-24546393

[grim edge]

chess talk is for nerds

[lament jacinth]

Someone here is about to get slapped

[hallow gate]

CALLI!

[keen parrot]

farmer

[keen parrot]

aesparthenogenesis

[grim edge]

who the eff r u

[hallow gate]

ok its done MORI CALLIOPE

[keen parrot]

zanei moment

[hallow gate]

hihi

[grim edge]

Oh you're that person

[hallow gate]

yeahhh... i didnt change anything but the role

[vocal viper]

the best way to make a first move on your crush

1. e4

[graceful lintel]

fr

[grim edge]

poop color trips me up so much

[hallow gate]

my bad

is this better

[grim edge]

all good homie

[keen parrot]

NOO poop color where did you go

[graceful lintel]

d4 Bf4

[hallow gate]

1. e10

[hybrid swallow]

[lament jacinth]

1. E4 (rizz fr fr)

[grim edge]

exe8

[warm spindle]

h4.

[hallow gate]

hi calli

[grim edge]

Hello

[vocal viper]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[lament jacinth]

Didn't even say hi liya

[hallow gate]

ask your pants

[hallow gate]

hiya liya

[lament jacinth]

Im offended

[vocal viper]

[keen parrot]

why do you want to know whats in my pants

[grim edge]

Liya bwead

[lament jacinth]

LIYA BWEADDDD

[hallow gate]

if you look at your diapers, there should be a poop stain just for you

[graceful lintel]

Ong Harry

[grim edge]

Timeout

[lament jacinth]

@peak plank blocked me

[hallow gate]

timeout for team calli

[lament jacinth]

Im sad

[hybrid swallow]

that was a fun move

[acoustic mason]

Based

[grim edge]

You're sag

[graceful lintel]

Why everyones ignoring and blocking you

[lament jacinth]

Only like 3 people have blocked me

[warm spindle]

Thats like 80 percent of people

[graceful lintel]

Here

[keen parrot]

wanna make it 4

[acoustic mason]

How do you know?

[lament jacinth]

Not if I block you first

[keen parrot]

old pic i swear i saw this back in june

[graceful lintel]

oh

[keen parrot]

😭

[lament jacinth]

Cause I just do

[graceful lintel]

that wasn't necessary to mention (cries)
I ain't going outside and touching grass

[lament jacinth]

Im blocked by duck (don't even know why) and pixel

[warm spindle]

Maybe its cause ur red role

[lament jacinth]

And some guy a while ago blocked me for staying up until 2 am doing homework

[keen parrot]

should have stayed up until 4

[subtle cloak]

Time to block you

We all know 😈

[lament jacinth]

No blocking before marriage

[keen parrot]

he has sent a voice msg so yeah

[keen parrot]

so you have married 3 people alr?

[graceful lintel]

[lament jacinth]

GUYS A MOSQUITO JUST FKEW PAST ME HELPP

[grim edge]

You're not

[slate owl]

what did blud do 🙏🙏🙏 he aint do nothing wrong 🔥🔥🔥

[graceful lintel]

eat it

[keen parrot]

deep being a woman would explain a lot though

[grim edge]

i doubt he is tho (yes i assumed omg cancel)

[keen parrot]

why is your pfp a blushing child

[lament jacinth]

They blocked me before marriage

[keen parrot]

blocksual assault

[graceful lintel]

good question
Bc I love child(in good way)

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-gif-23926475

[slate owl]

literally me

[grim edge]

PRED?

Temporary no access to the other account. That's why

[warm spindle]

Hes so me

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[lament jacinth]

We found mayor charizards alt

[keen parrot]

mayor charizard wishes he was him

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/van-free-candy-candy-funny-candy-van-gif-5788607

[warm spindle]

Stay up for 48 hours ego lift at 6 am attend class for 2 minutes sleep for 24 hours

[subtle cloak]

Does anyone know how to make red wine braised short ribs?

[graceful lintel]

fr

[slate owl]

nice edit
i wonder what he is famous for

[lament jacinth]

Yes

[grim edge]

The pitbull?

[graceful lintel]

I'm also giving free candies to kids
Homemade

[subtle cloak]

I want to make it but I am too scared I'll waste the precious wine 😔😔😔

[grim edge]

ooh i want

[lament jacinth]

Use cheap wine

[graceful lintel]

makes weird face

[keen parrot]

what liya said, you dont need expensive wine for this

[subtle cloak]

It will taste the same?

[lament jacinth]

Taste will be a very minimal difference

[keen parrot]

you wont be able to taste the diff

[subtle cloak]

I want it to taste like how does one restaurants

[graceful lintel]

I don't have candy rn
Here a cookie
And roll back to ur room

[hallow gate]

.

[grim edge]

i am in my room

[graceful lintel]

[warm spindle]

Delete that. Its disgusting. Thanks.

[grim edge]

WHYS IT FOOD CORN

im sobbing

[warm spindle]

4

[subtle cloak]

Hot

[graceful lintel]

i ran out of memes

[lament jacinth]

We all know reddit users don't possess valid opinions

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[grim edge]

but the forn is 🔥

[subtle cloak]

These people should stop posting that kinda stuff

It's waaaay too hot for me

[grim edge]

[lament jacinth]

You guys

[lament jacinth]

Need a room.

[subtle cloak]

NO

I want more food

[grim edge]

tf does that mean

[silent quest]

Prove it

[hallow gate]

i will find your room

[graceful lintel]

Coma

[subtle cloak]

Wdym you need a room???

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[lament jacinth]

Are you a reddit user

[warm spindle]

This is the vibe u give me

[subtle cloak]

Die

[silent quest]

I am

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-live-in-your-walls-i-know-where-you-live-meme-cat-caption-gif-25921313

[tall brook]

i dare you

[tulip lichen]

hi

[graceful lintel]

[subtle cloak]

That's disgusting

[tall brook]

hi

[lament jacinth]

Whats your opinion on Chinese food

[subtle cloak]

IS THAY YOUR DOG?

[keen parrot]

liya why do you subject yourself to talking to these people 😭

[tulip lichen]

no thats a selfie of me

[bright prairie]

Help

[warm spindle]

.

[lament jacinth]

Wait I replied to the wrong person

[grim edge]

delicious but way less desensitized than western food where they cant even have a single bone smh

[warm spindle]

Sacrifice the bishop

[tulip lichen]

what the

[bright prairie]

White to move

[lament jacinth]

Whats your opinion on Chinese food

[subtle cloak]

Oh no way that there is a dog on discord how old are you?? (In dog years)

[warm spindle]

Sacrifice the bishop

[bright prairie]

Are you acoustic

[lament jacinth]

W sorry I replied to the wrong person 😭

[keen parrot]

my guess it starts with Nf7 c3 Ne5 c2 Nd3

[graceful lintel]

I wish I had downloaded that insta meme
I couldve use it rn

[silent quest]

Never had any Chinese food to put forth an opinion

[warm spindle]

You will never make it in chess. Goodbye.

[keen parrot]

a person can not be acoustic, are you autistic?

[graceful lintel]

whyyy

[grim edge]

its finee

[lament jacinth]

Whats your opinion on food in general

[subtle cloak]

You just messed s checkmate

[severe oxide]

why are these kids so trash at roblox

[keen parrot]

you never had chinese?

[severe oxide]

i’m dropping 79 kills and 9 deaths

these children need to step up their game

[graceful lintel]

[lament jacinth]

Im losing braincells

[warm spindle]

In roblox

[bright prairie]

People just say acoustic in the social médias app

For fun

[grim edge]

nah he's electric🎸

[tall brook]

noo

[keen parrot]

whats wrong with saying autistic, it just makes you sound like a braindead child

[warm spindle]

You're an evil psychopath 😈

[graceful lintel]

makes weird face x2

[warped vigil]

Chinese food is yummy

But indian food is better

[keen parrot]

5th grade humour type shit

[grim edge]

Some people are restarted

[hallow gate]

mori calliope

[severe oxide]

yuh

[keen parrot]

they are regarded as failures by their parents

[grim edge]

All food has its ups and downs so i wouldn't compare cuisine

[slate owl]

me af: 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻

[warped vigil]

Indian food has less downs

[bright prairie]

Since 2016 people use it. You may be too young to know that

[lament jacinth]

How did I start an entire discussion on food with one sentence

[silent quest]

My opinion on food in general? Its just a source of nutrition vitamins and carbs

[grim edge]

??? wadahek

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/margot-margot-saves-margot-to-save-hoeffner-fast-fingers-gif-14973771

[keen parrot]

i had leftover thai food for lunch

[silent quest]

Resembles the pfp

[grim edge]

[lament jacinth]

Guess what. No one cares you neck beard, 999999lb reddit user

[silent quest]

Never

[warped vigil]

I've been to bad Italian restaurants, I've been to bad Chinese restaurants, etc, but I've never been to an actually bad Indian place

[grim edge]

BRO DID ALLAT FOR THAT??😭😭

[bright prairie]

@lament jacinth what's your favorite food?

[warped vigil]

Indian restaurants are always at least fine

[turbid terrace]

Is it normal to be better irl than playing in chess.com?

[keen parrot]

i went to this amazing chinese place once, actual chinese people cooking and serving and shit was bussin

[warped vigil]

Chinese restaurants not so much

[silent quest]

You could do better

[grim edge]

if u go to china and actually taste the food there, it's nothing like that outside, but this goes for other nations as well, hence my pt :))

[warped vigil]

Ofc but I live in amurica

[lament jacinth]

Didn't want to risk it. Some people here are too sensitive for my humour

[warm spindle]

Hi

[bright prairie]

Amurica

[digital phoenix]

for real stop being fussy and eat

[grim edge]

NO WONDER😭

[bright prairie]

V cloned lasagna

Oil

[turbid terrace]

Hello

[slate owl]

is literally bbw

[grim edge]

School shootering tje official language

[tulip lichen]

2 in dog years (24 for small dogs)

and yes im sarcastic

[bright prairie]

V12 or nothing

[grim edge]

chants usa on a us plane flying over usa in a national flight

[lament jacinth]

How is it land of the free when everyone's bound to wheelchairs due to morbid obesity

[grim edge]

WOAHHH😭

[turbid terrace]

Idk if it's because of my opponents

[warm spindle]

Hiiii

[grim edge]

liya got no chill that's kinda hot ngl

[graceful lintel]

Wanna eat fish I cooked it rn

[turbid terrace]

Hellooo

[silent quest]

How long has it been since you got into chess

[slate owl]

window 7

[grim edge]

💀

[warm spindle]

I haven't played an OTB tournament since before covid

[tall brook]

that is coal

[lament jacinth]

💀💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

cant see what the text says the person is blocking it

[graceful lintel]

[tulip lichen]

they changed the stuff

its not the same thing

[warm spindle]

Judge dteddd

[graceful lintel]

I will

[keen parrot]

you have no chill thats very unattractive and unappealing

[hallow gate]

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