💬〡general-off-topic

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[grim edge]

Oh, hi bird

How are you bird

[graceful lintel]

Take shower

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[acoustic mason]

It's also pretty northern I think too

[pale vigil]

💀

[graceful lintel]

can we talk abt London system

[slender jolt]

nuh uh, i saw all that happening to my friend

[graceful lintel]

London system is indeed a good opening isn't it

[pale vigil]

Its an chess server ofc we cant talk about this topic here😂😂

[graceful lintel]

It's actually "it's a..."

[acoustic mason]

London has too much theory for me tbh

[graceful lintel]

Not an

[grim edge]

Seems like your english class started way before 30 min @pale vigil

It just started now

[graceful lintel]

d4 Bf4 e6 Nf3 c3 Nbd2 0-0
That's the theory

[acoustic mason]

[pale vigil]

My birds is doing it infront of me 😭😭😭

[graceful lintel]

smth

[grim edge]

Shaking my tiny head?

[pale vigil]

Nope its not

[pale vigil]

I still have 18 mins

[graceful lintel]

what

[grim edge]

Smth's full form

[graceful lintel]

Oh no it's "something"

[acoustic mason]

Yeah it's something like that

[grim edge]

I got it

[grim edge]

Yea but "something" was quite out of context there

[acoustic mason]

smth

[grim edge]

You have tiny head too?

[pale vigil]

My cocktail is making a 🌽 video infront of me

[grim edge]

Go join them

[pale vigil]

Unfortunately the female's hole is so small

[acoustic mason]

The internet was a mistake

[grim edge]

So that yours will fit in

[pale vigil]

Nope mine is so big

[finite jasper]

Tf are y’all talmbout

[slender jolt]

💀

[slender jolt]

same

[grim edge]

Lets change the fooking topic already

[slender jolt]

i agree

[graceful lintel]

Yea smth @pale vigil
Today's class: I was saying when to use "an"
you know when a word makes sound like "a,e,i,o and u" (vowels) you use "an"

But sometimes it can be tricky
Like why people use "an hour" not "a hour"
It's because hour creates a sound of "o" which is a vowal
ofc h is silent in that word
Tip: don't always look at the word's first letter sometimes you have to pronounce it in ur mine to see wheather it's making a sound of vowal or not

Any queries?

[pearl yoke]

is 800 elo good

[graceful lintel]

Took me a while to type that shit

[graceful lintel]

Yea ik

[pale vigil]

Ty

[finite jasper]

An hour is correct

[graceful lintel]

I use it when I don't know what to say smth

[graceful lintel]

real

[grim edge]

Yes very good..good enough to beat a baboon who had head accident falling from a tree

[pearl yoke]

shut up

what elo are you then lil man

[graceful lintel]

$5 pls

[grim edge]

Im 800 + your elo

[finite jasper]

🗿

[pearl yoke]

so 1.6?

[grim edge]

Which makes me 800

[graceful lintel]

no shit it's trash tbh

[grim edge]

No 800

[pale vigil]

No englis

[pearl yoke]

im 1.1k

[graceful lintel]

[pearl yoke]

is that good

[graceful lintel]

1.1k is also trash tbh

[grim edge]

Still trash

[pearl yoke]

WHAT

[graceful lintel]

No shit

[finite jasper]

1.1k elo is like high beginner

1.2k is what ppl typically call intermediate

[pearl yoke]

ok who wants to see a 1.1k elo player play

[acoustic mason]

you're only 1.1k 💀

[grim edge]

Nobody

[pearl yoke]

i only played for a month

[graceful lintel]

Bro thinks 1.1k is good 💀

[grim edge]

Absolutely nobody

[pearl yoke]

i started at 400

[graceful lintel]

avg progress

[pearl yoke]

from a month from 400 to 1.1 thats pretty good

[graceful lintel]

I started at 800(epic flex)

[acoustic mason]

Check my roles, I was being sarcastic. "Good" is subjective

[graceful lintel]

No?

I refused to believe it's good

[pearl yoke]

yall are haters

[grim edge]

Thats good..meanwhile i start saying racist shijt when i don't know what to say

[pearl yoke]

can u guys coach me and help me win then

[graceful lintel]

Real

[acoustic mason]

I can

[grim edge]

Keep telling yourself that lil man

[graceful lintel]

$5

[pearl yoke]

join vc lets chat

[grim edge]

No we don't participate in losing battle..no hopes for you my child

[acoustic mason]

💀again, check my roles first

[pearl yoke]

500

nvm ur ass

[acoustic mason]

Still want coaching?

[grim edge]

Go learn something from @pearl yoke then

[graceful lintel]

No @acoustic mason is on alt

[acoustic mason]

Nah he's only 1.1k

[grim edge]

"How to suck in chess but little less?"

He will teach you this

[acoustic mason]

I know all the latest metas. Taking the center is so last year. Nowadays you want to take the edges in the opening

[pearl yoke]

whats wrong with yall

im out here trynna actually learn smth and u guys are just goofing around

[grim edge]

These guys are just a bunch of dckheads don't mind

I will teach you homie

[pale vigil]

I gtg guys i have to study present perfect tense for my test

[graceful lintel]

You shouldn't have started elo shaming smth

[pale vigil]

My cocktail is eating the wall is that normal???!

[grim edge]

Wait he elo shamed?

[graceful lintel]

Wait he didn't?

[grim edge]

Nvm, fug this guy

Hope you get stuck in 1.1k forever

[graceful lintel]

[acoustic mason]

I think it was retaliation tbf

[grim edge]

Perhaps we are too harsh

Whats ur elo?@graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

1711 smth

[grim edge]

Ok almost same

[acoustic mason]

800 + yours

[grim edge]

Mine was 1690 but i degraded

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[grim edge]

Now i am around 1630/40

i have beaten 1700s many times tho

[graceful lintel]

Yea 1600s can easily beat 1700s

[acoustic mason]

Only 40.75? Damn that sucks

[grim edge]

Ikr

Dont tell me you used a calculater for this

[pallid plinth]

Lost 10 elo bc I had to take a shit bruh

[graceful lintel]

Shit>>>>elo

[grim edge]

Now you are -10 elo?

[pearl yoke]

right hand

[grim edge]

His elo is shit anyways

[raven knot]

help this video reach 100 videos guys its a challenge for yall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eYXlXr4dpw&t=486s

[graceful lintel]

[pallid plinth]

I'm 1600

[grim edge]

Ok then my elo is shit too

We both gotta get rid of this shit elo

[pearl yoke]

shut up

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179> this guy needs help

Help him to hit 100 views 🙏🙏

[grim edge]

No way you called me just to say "shut up"

[acoustic mason]

Videos*

[graceful lintel]

[neat bluff]

Hello guys I am 100 elo Is thtGguD?

[tranquil cradle]

Nope

[acoustic mason]

Yes

Better than 1.1k

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

Why on earth did @pearl yoke think flexing his elo was the right idea?

[fervent comet]

that is gm level

[acoustic mason]

I didn't even think elo went that high tbh

[tranquil cradle]

@acoustic mason okay

[fervent comet]

okay

[acoustic mason]

thanks @tranquil cradle

[graceful lintel]

Bro has been playing roblox for last 4 hours

[grim edge]

Good choice

If i was stuck in 1100s, i would play roblox too

[fervent comet]

hello chat

[acoustic mason]

Roblox is too hard for me

[graceful lintel]

Hello

[fervent comet]

roblox is boring

[stable mirage]

if you were 10*

[finite jasper]

🤔

[graceful lintel]

Life is roblox

[slender jolt]

💀

[desert nimbus]

There are better games to play

[grim edge]

Even if i was 10, roblox is a big no

[fervent comet]

personally i would say roblox is like a low quality thing that has a copy of every other game

[stable mirage]

do they have a copy of baba is you

[fervent comet]

?

i just said what i thought about the game

[acoustic mason]

You didn't answer the question though

Does it have Minecraft?

[fervent comet]

i do not know

[acoustic mason]

Urgh

[stable mirage]

low quality mc would be doable

[fervent comet]

i do not play it i would not know

[fervent comet]

WHATT

[stable mirage]

but you see little children don’t know about baba so they wouldn’t make it

[grim edge]

It's a little bit a sandbox like Minecraft from what I saw but closer to analog Lego

@stable mirage Is hana banned too?

[pearl yoke]

Right hand can u please be quiet

[grim edge]

Lol

[acoustic mason]

shush

[grim edge]

The last message is literally hers wth

[fervent comet]

i think left hand is speaking cause right hand is in the pocket 🤓 🤓

[grim edge]

I will consider being quiet once you get past 1300 elo you lil shit

[acoustic mason]

True

[proud breach]

get past 1600 u lil shit

[graceful lintel]

Hold on,let him cook

[grim edge]

Already did you lil shit

[proud breach]

🤓

[acoustic mason]

Get past 1800 you lil shit

[grim edge]

Yeah technically you aare right actually🤓🤓

[graceful lintel]

Touch grass you lil shit

[acoustic mason]

[graceful lintel]

nooooo

[stable mirage]

kid named grass

[grim edge]

I pee'd on that grass just before

But don't tell anyone about this

[graceful lintel]

nah don't touch grass then

[graceful lintel]

Oh ok

[finite jasper]

Kid named paint

[graceful lintel]

Sure I won't

[acoustic mason]

[pearl yoke]

shut up

[graceful lintel]

Waht Bros thinking abt

[graceful lintel]

No u shut up no one likes you

[acoustic mason]

Nothing, I was just washing my hands

[graceful lintel]

I thought

[acoustic mason]

Congrats on being average

[finite jasper]

Zamn

[grim edge]

But your roles say you are still rated 1000-1099

[graceful lintel]

Below avg

[grim edge]

When’s the last time you took a shower

[cerulean rivet]

Anyone chess? 😶‍🌫️

[acoustic mason]

Shush, I was trying my make myself feel better about mine

[grim edge]

Prolly the time when he got past 1100

[finite jasper]

When’s the last time it rained?

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[cerulean rivet]

Anyone 1v1 ? 😶‍🌫️

[graceful lintel]

@lost basin

[grim edge]

imagine flexing about being a 1100 and that's still a lie

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️.

[graceful lintel]

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️🧐.

[grim edge]

Bro is rated 1000 lol

[grim edge]

It never rained

[acoustic mason]

Crazy how provisional elo let's you raise to 1.1k so quickly tbh

[pearl yoke]

incel

[cerulean rivet]

@pearl yoke 1v1 ?

[pearl yoke]

ok

[graceful lintel]

800 rapid

[grim edge]

balls

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️🧐.

[grim edge]

You play roblox. Stfu

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Riyaz Sumra (riyazsumra)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1513 (peak)
Blitz: 1359 (1627 peak)
Bullet: 783

[graceful lintel]

Roblox player stfu
U play blitz?

[grim edge]

4hrs

[stable mirage]

:3

[acoustic mason]

Average Roblox chatter

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179> :3333

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[cerulean rivet]

Anyone 1v1 ? 😶‍🌫️

[graceful lintel]

💀

[grim edge]

only 1+0

[primal fern]

Someone gettig muted

[cerulean rivet]

1? 😶‍🌫️

[primal fern]

Goodnight everyone

[grim edge]

i mean you deserve it, you play roblox

[grim edge]

the time control you overripe banna

[cerulean rivet]

@pearl yoke 1v1 ?

[acoustic mason]

Keep digging your grave, it will end well I'm sure

[cerulean rivet]

Wanna 1v1?

[grim edge]

1+0 only

Sucking in chess is the only way you lost your virginity kid, shush

[primal fern]

Connect ur acc 😭 im asleep don’t respond

[graceful lintel]

wild chat

[grim edge]

chat anyone wanna beef with me for fun

[stuck kestrel]

real

[grim edge]

Ok i won't respond

[stable mirage]

no :3

[stuck kestrel]

nah bbg

ducks together strong 🦆

[graceful lintel]

No cute duck

[stable mirage]

@pimentel

[grim edge]

Ofc not

[stuck kestrel]

hes my best friend

[severe oxide]

yes

[stable mirage]

hasn’t been around much lately

[graceful lintel]

[stuck kestrel]

yeah he studying i think

[stable mirage]

ah

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/848546259354517514

[stuck kestrel]

he becoming doc

[grim edge]

Can you see other's profile here by using "/profil" command and pinging the user?

[severe oxide]

im not a her

[stuck kestrel]

Profile —> Apps —> Chess.com Profile

[acoustic mason]

oh cool, can I play too?

[severe oxide]

let a brother murder children in roblox

no need to harass me

[grim edge]

i already hate incho what else you want me to do

[cerulean rivet]

Everyone is scared of me or what no one is accepting my challenge 😶‍🌫️💀

[stuck kestrel]

me on my way to scam roblox kids for free bobux

[severe oxide]

boo hoo

[graceful lintel]

2nd no one wants to play

[cerulean rivet]

1v1? 😶‍🌫️🧐

[pearl yoke]

@severe oxide

[slender jolt]

i will save there bobux 😮

[stable mirage]

[pearl yoke]

she attacking you man

[keen parrot]

her

[graceful lintel]

Not really rn

[slender jolt]

i play roblox too ;-;

[severe oxide]

why would i care about a catfishes opinion??

[cerulean rivet]

@strange skiff your whole server is scared to accept my challenge no one is accepting my 1v1 challenge 💀👍

[stuck kestrel]

arent we all. we are on discord

[cerulean rivet]

👍😶‍🌫️.

[fresh wind]

did you really just ping Anitta for that?

[grim edge]

eyepatch peaks rating is 1805

[severe oxide]

based?

[stuck kestrel]

Holy shit thats crazy

[stable mirage]

they’re trying to get banned at this point :ke

[cerulean rivet]

I am challenging him or her for a challenge as no one is accepting it 😶‍🌫️🧐

[acoustic mason]

Eric, please touch grass

[grim edge]

Eric you’re smelly

[keen parrot]

lmao

Eric go talk to someone irl

[stuck kestrel]

this is world war 3

[grim edge]

Omg my guy just started his villain arc

[fresh wind]

Can you both stop Dahlia/Eric

seriously

it's pathetic

[cerulean rivet]

@fresh wind 1v1 ? 😶‍🌫️🧐

[stuck kestrel]

at this point idk whos fighting who

[graceful lintel]

Just Saw ur account that account can't be ur first account smth

[keen parrot]

Eric vs the world

[stuck kestrel]

but its interesting 🍿

[fresh wind]

can you stop, seriously

[keen parrot]

😭

[fresh wind]

both of you

idc

just stop

[pearl yoke]

well you should

[stuck kestrel]

eric and me vs the world ❤️

[grim edge]

Pls let this on for 2 Minutes

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/848546259354517514

[cerulean rivet]

I play chess offline my friends told me to play on chess.com so started playing there 😶‍🌫️🧐

[keen parrot]

yeah but you are continuing, just drop it and let's behave decently gyze

[severe oxide]

thats my user

[grim edge]

@sick citrus

F wrong ping

[keen parrot]

[graceful lintel]

You should Ban @pearl yoke already
check his previous msgs

[grim edge]

@keen parrot

[cerulean rivet]

@graceful lintel I just enjoy destroying the discord chess players 😶‍🌫️💀

[keen parrot]

yes millie i see you

how ya feeling

[fresh wind]

for what in particular

[stable mirage]

existing

[stuck kestrel]

1400-1599 🥶

[grim edge]

Am finally making real steps towards 2k

[cerulean rivet]

💀😶‍🌫️.

[grim edge]

Damn eric is pure evil

[fallen dawn]

I need more elo. I'm gonna use everything to make me focus more on revenge. I'm gonna play chess now.

[keen parrot]

ay you got 1500 nice

[grim edge]

TOWARDS 1600 WE GO

YEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYTE

Eric just descended to madness and started a supervillain arc

[graceful lintel]

Ur account was made in 2021 and u have played only 42 games ig

[cerulean rivet]

Anyone i am challenging this whole server to 1v1 me anyone 😶‍🌫️💀?

[keen parrot]

mhm, don't get tilted

[grim edge]

Im in

[cerulean rivet]

Yup 😶‍🌫️

[stuck kestrel]

Yep, would be really terrible if u tilted and lost 150 points wouldnt it

[keen parrot]

Get to 2400 first

[severe oxide]

study lounge one is quite lonely tbh

[stuck kestrel]

(me)

[grim edge]

Tilt you have any personal tips om how to deal with symethrical openings?,i find them boring and hard to navigate through

[cerulean rivet]

Challenge link?

[pearl yoke]

@fresh wind

[stuck kestrel]

u gona get banned bro

[grim edge]

Stop chanting me a curse-

[cerulean rivet]

Try me 1v1 😶‍🌫️👍

[grim edge]

No let him stay, so that we can troll him

[keen parrot]

i mean it's complicated, for me to really answer this question well i need time and effort and it's hard to explain in chat like this

[grim edge]

Dont ban eric mods

[stuck kestrel]

It has happened to me every time i gained 100 points

[cerulean rivet]

@grim edge challenge link?

[graceful lintel]

Oh mb

[stuck kestrel]

im not little im average height 😠

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Yeah tbf

[grim edge]

Do you play aggresively like pawn breaks?,or go with the flow

[keen parrot]

i usually get paid for this

[grim edge]

Lets not ban any of them

[keen parrot]

byebye Eric

[grim edge]

Give them warning or shit

[stable mirage]

⁉️

[pearl yoke]

yes and thats exactly what you get for starting shit

[cerulean rivet]

@grim edge can you send a challenge link?

[graceful lintel]

Wild stuff

[graceful lintel]

DUDE STFU PLS STOP IT STUFY

[grim edge]

Wait lets enjoy the drama first

[grim edge]

Who wouldve though a grown man would take thinfs so personal and whine in the internet..

[cerulean rivet]

1v1 me i can beat you😶‍🌫️💀

[acoustic mason]

What is this elementary school drama jesus

[grim edge]

Then we will play

[cerulean rivet]

I enjoy checkmate not drama 😶‍🌫️

[stuck kestrel]

nobody here is a grown man or woman

[grim edge]

Then go mate yourself

[stuck kestrel]

not mentally atleast

[onyx geode]

i beg to differ

[keen parrot]

speak for yourself

[cerulean rivet]

I did with computer 💀👍

[graceful lintel]

Not accusing but this is what an avg cheater says

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/848546259354517514

[grim edge]

Hi michael, the bald gringo

Tilt i found your lost rook piece

[stuck kestrel]

ur mental capability is that of a 13 year old at most

[acoustic mason]

I was about to object, but yeah fair. Mentally I'm definitely not

[keen parrot]

gib it back

[onyx geode]

hello hand, hows fingers?

[cerulean rivet]

Don't know about that but 1v1 me 😶‍🌫️🧐💀

[grim edge]

Thats a weird kink

[graceful lintel]

ok blitz?

[grim edge]

You are the finger mike

[keen parrot]

@grim edge

[onyx geode]

i am the finger er

[grim edge]

Go gwt it yourself its in cebu city SM seaside CClex bridge

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-finger-edit-mike-edit-gif-7304775442088161658

[grim edge]

saves with no fking hesitation

[keen parrot]

lmao

[cerulean rivet]

💀😶‍🌫️.

[grim edge]

So how is nails, finger?

[grim edge]

I find tgis so beautiful ngl

[onyx geode]

cut

[keen parrot]

i should start charging for these

[grim edge]

@pearl yoke You here??

My 12 yesr old brain is telling me to lick it

[graceful lintel]

https://play.chess.com/R7Rux

[cerulean rivet]

What does that mean, 5 minute game or what? 😶‍🌫️

[keen parrot]

uh don't say that

[grim edge]

Thatd leave me heart broken

[keen parrot]

people might think you are 12

[onyx geode]

get these minors out of here

[grim edge]

Oh

[stuck kestrel]

millie is 12 ?!?

[grim edge]

16

[stuck kestrel]

ban

[keen parrot]

hey you give me tagalog lessons so it's a fair deal then

[stuck kestrel]

nahh

[grim edge]

Bruh i meant it as a joke that my brain is prematured-

[keen parrot]

eyepatch lacks basic reading comprehension

[stuck kestrel]

i know

[stuck kestrel]

you lack a father figure

[grim edge]

Your brain is prematured enough to get banned in discord

[grim edge]

Oh-

[keen parrot]

wdym i have you

[grim edge]

Get banned

Bruh.

[stuck kestrel]

sorry son i drank too much

[grim edge]

Milk?

Well tilt ill be seeing you,i didmt even last a month in discord

[cerulean rivet]

@graceful lintel Send again

[stuck kestrel]

literally me

[keen parrot]

you leaving the server?

[onyx geode]

we need more of this

[grim edge]

Prolly gonna get banned,idk though

[grim edge]

The man or child?

[graceful lintel]

https://play.chess.com/hY6xH

[keen parrot]

no you won't smh

[stuck kestrel]

todays kids haven’t experienced the alcoholic dad beatings

an integral part of childhood

[cerulean rivet]

@graceful lintel Wait 5 minutes

[graceful lintel]

Okay

[grim edge]

i have experienced non alcoholic dad beatings

[stuck kestrel]

both

[onyx geode]

i didnt need them to work, but some kids work differently

[grim edge]

Am starting to feel sad for yall do yall actually get beat up by your dads?

[graceful lintel]

https://play.chess.com/JoKrH

[keen parrot]

No lol

[grim edge]

Real

[stuck kestrel]

Can u not understand satire

[grim edge]

Oh-

[slender jolt]

yo hello gib me memes

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/848546259354517514

[grim edge]

ofc we do

[onyx geode]

she is like what 16

[keen parrot]

ofc not shes 12

[grim edge]

Rook.

[acoustic mason]

Incho I don't think anyone is joining

[severe oxide]

we'll see

[onyx geode]

i was pretty dumb when i was 16

still am though 💀

[stuck kestrel]

ur still dumb now

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/848546259354517514

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[onyx geode]

yeah 😂

[slender jolt]

lol gib more

[stuck kestrel]

find new ones please

[stuck kestrel]

youve been sending these for the past month

[grim edge]

Id find you a new dad but they dont want problems

[keen parrot]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

[stuck kestrel]

titl needs to see this

[onyx geode]

i dislike the current weather conditions i am facing

[graceful lintel]

@cerulean rivet https://play.chess.com/JoKrH

[onyx geode]

-10 celcius aint it

[grim edge]

Bro i betta reincarnate in a country with snow if i die.

[stuck kestrel]

where the hell u living

[keen parrot]

but when i turn it off my kittens disappear too

[grim edge]

If theres no reincarnation then am de

[stuck kestrel]

-10 celcius or fahrenheit

[grim edge]

JESUS TILT-

[onyx geode]

finland dawg, -10 celcius

[keen parrot]

or you can just yk go here

[grim edge]

Gotta wait for a few centuries

[keen parrot]

-15 here

[onyx geode]

it was like -20 on the weekend

[stuck kestrel]

nice, im on the hotter end of the spectrum

[stuck kestrel]

few months back it was 45 celcius

[onyx geode]

cant even start a car if you dont put the warmer on

[onyx geode]

naahh 💀

[grim edge]

Guys are there any other good chess servers where people actually chat?

[keen parrot]

we have a volvo so we chillin

[acoustic mason]

Few months back? So, summer?

[cerulean rivet]

@graceful lintel Will tag you after a break

[stuck kestrel]

yeah

[fervent comet]

i lost my 1000 time to get it back

[graceful lintel]

ok

[grim edge]

Whos winning

[graceful lintel]

He didn't played

[stuck kestrel]

but the country is big so if u go north its very cold but down here its hot

[onyx geode]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-mike-saul-bagman-mike-saul-gif-26540947

[acoustic mason]

Pakistan right?

[stuck kestrel]

yeah

[acoustic mason]

I thought Pakistan was small

[stuck kestrel]

it looks small but thats how the mercators map is

[grim edge]

Damn mike looks so old here, i didn't notice it

[acoustic mason]

Ah

[stuck kestrel]

its 800 thousand square miles

or kilometres, i dont remember

[onyx geode]

isnt it quite mountainous?

the higher places have snow?

[stuck kestrel]

it has all types of terrains

[stuck kestrel]

yeah

northern areas like the himalyas

[grim edge]

I think its the 37th largest country in the world

[stuck kestrel]

we got the 2nd highest mountain after everest here in pakistan too

[stuck kestrel]

35th

[grim edge]

Nepal is like 94th

[keen parrot]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

And we got everest here lol

[keen parrot]

slight self dox but whatever

[stuck kestrel]

35th biggest but pakistan is 5th most populous and thats really bad

[stuck kestrel]

its in nepal and china both

[grim edge]

This one looks pretty

[acoustic mason]

I think I might be mixing it up with another Asian country then because Im definitely thinking of a small country in my mind, relative to what it borders

[grim edge]

No the peak is in nepal

[stuck kestrel]

wax nas

[grim edge]

There was a dispute initially but it got solved like 60 years ago

balls

[severe oxide]

yall gay study lounge 1 on topp fr

[grim edge]

When nepal's prime minister had a convo with china's president

[acoustic mason]

Correct, I'm gay

[stuck kestrel]

nepal is tiny

do u live in kathmandu?

[grim edge]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Yipee

Not that tiny tho, just slightly smaller than bangladesh

[stuck kestrel]

bangladesh is pretty tiny also

[nimble niche]

kathmandu has an eighth of nepal's population

[stuck kestrel]

not that tiny but small

[grim edge]

No

I live in dolpa, the largest city of nepal

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/848546259354517514

[grim edge]

The most developed , prosperous and modern city of nepal, dolpa

[stuck kestrel]

i dont know any cities except kathmandu

[grim edge]

Well now you do, dolpa

[cerulean rivet]

@graceful lintel Send link now

[stuck kestrel]

yeah

[grim edge]

Remember the name

[stuck kestrel]

and ill forget in 1 day

[cerulean rivet]

Going to 1v1 him now

[grim edge]

Ok

[cerulean rivet]

@graceful lintel Death?

[grim edge]

Are you from here as well?

[stuck kestrel]

hes australian

[cerulean rivet]

@graceful lintel Send link

[grim edge]

Australia is the 8th province of nepal lol

[cerulean rivet]

@graceful lintel Are you dead?

[nimble niche]

what this guy said

[stuck kestrel]

thatd be good

[cerulean rivet]

@grim edge where did he go?

[stable mirage]

chill lil bro

[stuck kestrel]

bro just go to cc and match with someone stop asking people to play with u

[grim edge]

Yeah out of all people, I'm supposed to know

[nimble niche]

better than australia being in the middle of arizona

[stuck kestrel]

Nepal should attack australia 💯

[cerulean rivet]

I love to destroy discord users 💀👍

[cerulean rivet]

Because you asked who's Winning 😶‍🌫️🧐

[grim edge]

We are invading australia soon

With the help of china

[stuck kestrel]

I support nepal 🙂

[nimble niche]

hi invading australia soon, im dad!

[stuck kestrel]

you would have to defeat the emus tho so that would be a challenge

[grim edge]

Hi dad how are you

[acoustic mason]

Why defeat an enemy of an enemy?

[stuck kestrel]

the emus would fight for their land more than the army would really

[grim edge]

Thats why we are taking the help of china, chinese will eat all them in a single crunch

[nimble niche]

emus are the buffer to the aussie army

[stuck kestrel]

[nimble niche]

as a chinese, i can confirm i eat emus for breakfast

[stuck kestrel]

as a non chinese person , i can confirm the chinese eat emus for breakfast

[grim edge]

As a emu, i can confirm that i am inside a chinese person's belly

[nimble niche]

as a chinese person, i can confirm i eat mashed emus in spring rolls for breakfast

[digital phoenix]

as a chinese emu, i can confirm i eat my cousins

[lament jacinth]

As liya, I can confirm you're all stupid

[stable mirage]

ok

as a bad chess player I can confirm that chess is a trash game

[pallid plinth]

Bro 1600s suck tbh

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[stuck kestrel]

ur 1600 too

[nimble niche]

why is my dinner talking?

[pallid plinth]

Iik

[nimble niche]

if it moves it goes in the wok

[stuck kestrel]

what about bats

[nimble niche]

ommmm batwater for dinner

[lament jacinth]

Friendly fire

[stuck kestrel]

no not covid 23

where did covid 19 go though did it just die or something

[nimble niche]

it's coming back in australia

there has been a small spike in cases recently

[stuck kestrel]

good

[nimble niche]

are emus immune to covid or something

[lament jacinth]

Get out of my time zone

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth Whats your elo

[stuck kestrel]

they are immune to everything

[cerulean rivet]

@severe oxide https://play.chess.com/quK6D

[nimble niche]

you get out of my time zone

[stuck kestrel]

Discord Profile —> Apps —> Chess.com Profile

[lament jacinth]

3182 Rn i dropped 20elo

[graceful lintel]

Wth did u just pinged me three times in a min
Wahts wrong with you
Ur behaviour is like a kid whos born yesterday and got access to internet
You should focus on ur personality
And with respect pls STFU SHIT URSELF

[acoustic mason]

omw to import bird flu into Australia

[nimble niche]

"a kid whos burn"

[stuck kestrel]

a kid who got burn yesterday?

oh

[graceful lintel]

Born*

[grim edge]

Ik, I'm just running a lie detector on her

[graceful lintel]

fr

[stuck kestrel]

china should just nuke australia

[grim edge]

Thts quite relatable..but not the dropping 20 elo part

[onyx geode]

china doesnt care much about the aussies, taiwan is on their hitlist first

[grim edge]

So emus are not that tasty?

taiwanese people are tastier?

I hate tall people

[onyx geode]

dunno, neither do the chinese

[stuck kestrel]

not mars, they should nuke australia

[graceful lintel]

I hate 500-999

[nimble niche]

but australia isnt real and the film studio is on mars

[stuck kestrel]

also this sounds dumb how the hell are u gonna nuke mars

[grim edge]

I'm 972 elo

[acoustic mason]

[grim edge]

And I don't play chess

[nimble niche]

why do you think australia is all deserts

[stuck kestrel]

just live on venus , its closer and hotter

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

Is 5'6 short for a guy

[graceful lintel]

No except harp he's best

[nimble niche]

yes depends on country

[stuck kestrel]

so that guy was right, australia isnt real

[graceful lintel]

Harp is the coolest guy in this server

[grim edge]

Short for 16yo?

[stuck kestrel]

lol yeah

[nimble niche]

which country?

[acoustic mason]

Yes

[graceful lintel]

Well 972 is in 500-999

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel Can we play some rapid?

Why was my blood pressure 161/70 isn't that like very bad

[nimble niche]

if you live in timor leste or something you'd probably be a giant at 5'6

[grim edge]

1200 peak

[grim edge]

Ur prob white and over 6 feet

[graceful lintel]

I just played a rapid game and I'm tried asf
Can we play after an hr

[acoustic mason]

We aren't your doctor

[stuck kestrel]

indonesia * !!!! 😡 😡

[graceful lintel]

I'm sorry

[grim edge]

US

[grim edge]

Sure

[stuck kestrel]

Im only one of those 😔

[graceful lintel]

[nimble niche]

somehow the average height in indo is taller than timor

[grim edge]

You're white

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> icarwi

This is the Chess.com profile of icarwi. Take a look!

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1719 (peak)
Blitz: 1316 (1428 peak)
Bullet: 873 (896 peak)

[stuck kestrel]

yeah

[graceful lintel]

Peak

[grim edge]

How tall ru

[stuck kestrel]

wish i was 6ft instead

[grim edge]

Bro why

[grim edge]

That goku pfp guy seems real quiet after you played him huh, what happened?

[stuck kestrel]

like 5’8 or 5’7

[grim edge]

Damn u short

[nimble niche]

average adult male height in the US is 179cm or 5'10

[grim edge]

Damn I'm short

[nimble niche]

same

[stuck kestrel]

im average height stfu and ur 5’6 so ur shorter

[grim edge]

aren't paxtanis brown?

[graceful lintel]

If I was 6ft I would get humiliated by people
My country is the most racist country in the world

[grim edge]

I asked if 5'6 was short never said i was 5'6

[acoustic mason]

Paxtanis 💀

[stuck kestrel]

i thought u were a good person but nah

[nimble niche]

im around average in china but below average in aus

[stuck kestrel]

no bro i know ur 5’6 dont hide it

[grim edge]

Nah I'm just curious, i love paxtan

[grim edge]

I'm 5'9 but that's still short lol

Long live paxtan and nepal and china

[nimble niche]

are sri lankans tall?

[stuck kestrel]

i love nipple too its my favourite country

[graceful lintel]

idk I sent him challenge he aborted 3 times and then went offline
And he isn't responding rn idk

[grim edge]

I supprt paxtan in crucket world cup

[grim edge]

Want me to show u proof on mychart or what I got measured today

[nimble niche]

i know a 14 year old sri lankan who's 180cm or 5'11

[grim edge]

Thank you lol

[stuck kestrel]

no

[acoustic mason]

Guys stop being so insecure about your height. It's so depressing

[grim edge]

Paxtan and nipple best friends

[acoustic mason]

You're all short, just get over it

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[grim edge]

The why u gon say I'm 5'6💀

[graceful lintel]

[stuck kestrel]

cuz u are

[graceful lintel]

I think 5'9 is alr

[grim edge]

Either he is trolling us or his network strength is trolling him

[nimble niche]

i'm not short, i'm 1cbb!

[grim edge]

I told u I got proof I'm 5'9

Want it

[graceful lintel]

Yea
His account is kinda sus tbh

[graceful lintel]

Wayward queen master

[stuck kestrel]

nah

[grim edge]

Is he connected?

[grim edge]

Then how u gon say I'm 5'6💀

[stuck kestrel]

cuz u are

[lament jacinth]

Jahaha imagine being 5 ft 6

[grim edge]

1600S ASSEMBLE

[stuck kestrel]

— 4ft person

[viral epoch]

Okay, Liya.

[graceful lintel]

Yea
He told me he plays offline with his friends and he started on cc because his friend suggested
He has played only 42 games and won most of em
Ofc should be around 600 smth
Idk

[lament jacinth]

Who's 4 ft

[stuck kestrel]

u

[graceful lintel]

u

[grim edge]

okay from now on, i respect roblox players. just dont play for more than three hours straight

[grim edge]

what you mean by jahaha, you should be sobbing while saying this

[graceful lintel]

Roblox player sucks

[night mural]

any 1000-1100 elo wanna play chess

[acoustic mason]

Did you get muted for that? 💀

[grim edge]

Ok that's normal

[graceful lintel]

that's sed fr

[stuck kestrel]

i play for 8 years every day

[graceful lintel]

[stuck kestrel]

hours*

not 8 years

[grim edge]

no, but the kid got butt hurt for real. and the mod said i shouldnt do that

[graceful lintel]

Abnormal activities

[stuck kestrel]

autocorrect activities

[nimble niche]

yeah imagine being 5 ft 6, your parents must hate you that much to give you that name

[grim edge]

No keep hating them

[acoustic mason]

I mean, you didn't go that hard. You made one joke and he went off

[grim edge]

Roblox players deserve all the hate

[grim edge]

idk, it seems like an insult to the mod

[acoustic mason]

Fair

[grim edge]

Jokes on him is ok, but jokes on roblox is intolerable

[cerulean rivet]

Wanna 1v1 now or not? 💀😶‍🌫️

[acoustic mason]

But he definitely did take it out of proportion

[cerulean rivet]

Because you weren't replying 😶‍🌫️💀

[stuck kestrel]

life is roblox

[graceful lintel]

Ok blitz?
Can't rapid rn

[grim edge]

He straight up snapped when we started talking about roblox

[cerulean rivet]

Ok😶‍🌫️

[grim edge]

Isn't this BP very bad

[graceful lintel]

you pinged 3 times in a min
Ofc I can't reply in a min

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️💀.

[stuck kestrel]

u hypertensive ?

[cerulean rivet]

Link?

[grim edge]

he was playing 4 hrs straight and when i joked about it, he closed the game and it didnt appear on his bio

[graceful lintel]

https://play.chess.com/7XD2A

[stuck kestrel]

117 pulse why

[grim edge]

He prolly went like "ohhh shiitt" For a second

ok im connected now

and to your surprise guys, im not hans niemann

i lied

ok now who wants the smoke

where you at?@cerulean rivet

[primal mirage]

lol

ong

[grim edge]

Idk

[lament jacinth]

Hi kids

[nimble niche]

hi midget

[warm rivet]

Do you like violence?

[lament jacinth]

You realise there's a fairly high chance that I probably go to whatever school you go too right

[nimble niche]

yeah i know you attend my single sex school

[lament jacinth]

Oh

Well that's unlucky for you

[cerulean rivet]

Just defeated him😶‍🌫️

[nimble niche]

wdym unlucky? i get to yell the n word as much as i want in the pe change rooms without any girls judging me

[graceful lintel]

Ggs

[grim edge]

ok now defeat me

[graceful lintel]

Can't be ur first account

[cerulean rivet]

@graceful lintel Noixe game 😶‍🌫️👍

[lament jacinth]

Girls and guys aren't usually sharing the same locker room

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️💀 maybe or maybe not

[cerulean rivet]

Link?

[graceful lintel]

it's not a quadratic equation

[nimble niche]

you don't understand how loud people yell in the change rooms

[cerulean rivet]

💀😶‍🌫️.

[graceful lintel]

give a clear answer

[lament jacinth]

Dark king definitely has a neckbeard

[cerulean rivet]

It's my father's Facebook account 😶‍🌫️

[pallid plinth]

Best pfp tbh

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/j3nej

[cerulean rivet]

Me? 😶‍🌫️

[grim edge]

just like you

[graceful lintel]

So it's ur first account or not?

[lament jacinth]

Sir I don't grow facial hair💀

[cerulean rivet]

It's my 2nd i have 4 😶‍🌫️

[lament jacinth]

It'd be pretty scary if I did

[grim edge]

L

[lament jacinth]

Wdym L

[grim edge]

@cerulean rivet is your name riyazsumra?

[graceful lintel]

Would you mind sending me username of em 💀

[grim edge]

on cc

[cerulean rivet]

That's my father's name😶‍🌫️

[graceful lintel]

Does it even matter

[lament jacinth]

You have 4 chess.com accounts

[grim edge]

yeah you can only grow neck hair

[cerulean rivet]

Maybe or maybe not 😶‍🌫️💀

[lament jacinth]

Yes or no which one

[graceful lintel]

It's not allowed to have more than one account

[cerulean rivet]

Wait playing chess will reply later

[lament jacinth]

Yo who's gonna get mods to remove this guy

[graceful lintel]

Me

[lament jacinth]

Im too lazy to press server mods button

[graceful lintel]

Imma just

DM or ping mods idk

[lament jacinth]

Do the second one, I don't think 4 accounts are allowed

[acoustic mason]

I would but I accidentally pinged server manager last time I did it

[slender jolt]

which guy?

[stuck kestrel]

good

[lament jacinth]

Pff so what

They don't answer anyway

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[lament jacinth]

@graceful lintel YOU LiIIEED

[acoustic mason]

I still don't know who got the ping. I can't find anyone who has the role

[graceful lintel]

Waht

[harsh coyote]

Y'all one of the mods here are Cheating

[lament jacinth]

The guy who uses the annoying af cloud face emoji

[digital phoenix]

what

[slender jolt]

alr

[acoustic mason]

😶‍🌫️

[harsh coyote]

Cheating

[lament jacinth]

Whats your source

[digital phoenix]

the mod that cheated alrdy got banned

[harsh coyote]

Report him

[digital phoenix]

dude who

[harsh coyote]

No there's a new one

[digital phoenix]

u cant just say mod and expect us to choose one from 16

[lament jacinth]

who is it and how do you know FFS

[harsh coyote]

Him

[acoustic mason]

Just ban all the mods to be safe

[digital phoenix]

im ngl ive seen that 10 times and i still have no idea who that is

[acoustic mason]

Yesterday's bait was better. This one was weak

[lament jacinth]

Idk but he looks like a Lego man

[digital phoenix]

or what its supposed to mean

[grim edge]

from the hunger games

peeta

[nimble niche]

hi ngl ive seen that 10 times and i still have no idea who that is

[night mural]

any 1000-1100 wanna play chess

[acoustic mason]

It's the latest rick roll clone

[slender jolt]

hello chat

[grim edge]

ngl, looks like tyson

[acoustic mason]

Makes less sense as just an image, it's the song that's annoying

[harsh coyote]

He is tyson

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-lol-laughing-funny-gif-11792718

[harsh coyote]

The song makes it perfect

I have to do it

[lament jacinth]

@sebermids

[graceful lintel]

Real

[graceful lintel]

Idk why I sent it

[cerulean rivet]

@grim edge wait let me reply to this guys

[grim edge]

ggs

i missed some good chances i think

[graceful lintel]

Who won

[cerulean rivet]

Cousin's account can be considered my account don't know 😶‍🌫️👍

[cerulean rivet]

Yup😶‍🌫️👍

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

they dont want no smoke

[lament jacinth]

So you have 3 that you made

[grim edge]

its only me and you

[clear sequoia]

Make sure to read and understand https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts .
Close all accounts except one, unless the extra accounts were explicitly authorized by support.

[grim edge]

ofc i lost

that guy is good

[graceful lintel]

[cerulean rivet]

So does that mean I can't play on my cousin's mobile ? 😶‍🌫️🧐

[graceful lintel]

that's not allowed

[clear sequoia]

You can, but log in to your own account when you are playing.

[slender jolt]

do not u have a mobile???

[lament jacinth]

Please the emojis are giving me brain damage

[cerulean rivet]

Ok😶‍🌫️👍 but is it not allowed to play in my cousin's mobile 😶‍🌫️💀

[slender jolt]

same

[grim edge]

@cerulean rivet lets run it back, ik i can beat you

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[clear sequoia]

It is allowed to play on your cousin's mobile phone, as long as you are playing with your own account.

[cerulean rivet]

I have mobile 😶‍🌫️ and my cousin does too

[cerulean rivet]

Ok😶‍🌫️👍

[cerulean rivet]

Ok👍😶‍🌫️

[lament jacinth]

You have to consider his use of emojis as spam

[cerulean rivet]

Ok 👍😶‍🌫️@graceful lintel @lament jacinth

[lament jacinth]

You said you made 3 other accounts

[cerulean rivet]

Don't know i just said to my cousins to give their id 😶‍🌫️💀

[cerulean rivet]

Yup i did with their id 😶‍🌫️

[lament jacinth]

So how many accounts did you make on your own

[graceful lintel]

[cerulean rivet]

I have 2 e-mail accounts so i am logged into my first one right now. I didn't have used the second email to make a account

[grim edge]

stop this non sense

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️👍.

[grim edge]

@cerulean rivet play me

[lament jacinth]

How hasn't his stupid cloud emojis been flagged as spamming

[cerulean rivet]

Link? 😶‍🌫️

[cerulean rivet]

Because it is the proof of my non-existence 💀

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/Bd654

here it is

my stomach is not happy

[lament jacinth]

Oldman doofus probably blocked me

[grim edge]

who's that

[keen parrot]

yeah idk if you remember my +5 spam that i did

i got muted for way less

[lament jacinth]

A chess discord Is probably not the best place to say that

[graceful lintel]

You can trust Rinqed ig

[grim edge]

yea it was p random

[lament jacinth]

Rinqued straight up ignored me

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

wasn't there an admin with a crazy horse pfp?

[lament jacinth]

No

[grim edge]

im almost certain..

unless im in the wrong server

or he quit his job

[graceful lintel]

I think ur talking abt chess academy server

[lament jacinth]

You're in the wrong server

[graceful lintel]

Ded caht

[slender jolt]

I REVIVE CHAT

[subtle cloak]

That's me

[grim edge]

ooh

[grim edge]

youre not a crazy horse

[pallid plinth]

💤💤

[subtle cloak]

I could be one

[lime lava]

Good morning fellas

[graceful lintel]

Check this 🙏🗣️🔥💯💯

[subtle cloak]

A crazy horse for you 🤩

[upbeat viper]

That's why we need to mod

Smh

[graceful lintel]

there was nothing wrong tbh

it's like few months old chat idk

[lime lava]

I would love to be in that conversation

[upbeat viper]

Human trafficking is illegal thus not allowed

Yeye

[tawny olive]

Yall sern gta 6 trailer

[graceful lintel]

wait wait

[hallow gate]

wait...

[lime lava]

Thats exactly what I told them

How are you bastoura

[upbeat viper]

Woke up

Gotta do math

And math

[graceful lintel]

don't ban me

[upbeat viper]

And math

[lime lava]

Didnt ask

[graceful lintel]

Understandable

[upbeat viper]

Wbu Maiwos

[graceful lintel]

[tawny olive]

Ima be pissed if i wouldnt be able to make the Main character obese

[graceful lintel]

Ded chat

[stone iris]

finaly 16 and Im still 1300

😞

[slender jolt]

bro gta 6.... just way too realistic

[graceful lintel]

Chess:

[slender jolt]

and why the heck did they have characters twerking 💀

[graceful lintel]

It's alr

[hallow gate]

if she's sixteen

[stone iris]

i make the knight jump like how they do in real life

[lime lava]

People love to be smart, if you want to revive the chat just send a flag and ask what flag is that(has to be not that easy and not that hard)

[stone iris]

?

[stone iris]

just make a girl say hi

[graceful lintel]

oh thank you

[graceful lintel]

SAY HI TO ME

[stone iris]

hello!

[graceful lintel]

Done