💬〡general-off-topic

[finite jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-sigma-sigma-male-bugatti-gif-27465333

He ate and farted ✨

[keen parrot]

that's me

[grim edge]

socks

[lament jacinth]

You're gonna attract the wrong audience with those feet pics

[keen parrot]

dont look up "drdisrespect" in gifs and click the second one

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-i-wanna-see-men-gif-14036185955552631559

[pallid plinth]

Damiano defense is best opening everyone should learn it

[lament jacinth]

Zax are you gae💀

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/drdisrespect-gif-21418211

[finite jasper]

1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 f6 3. e4!

[grim edge]

jacked fr

fellow gym bro dr

[keen parrot]

also im better at chess

[finite jasper]

Andrew tate ain’t allat at chess

[grim edge]

i have a gf. so yes im gay

[finite jasper]

Did you see when he said all top chess players have to be on the spectrum?

[lament jacinth]

A NEW ONE????

[grim edge]

skull moment

[toxic valley]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Pawn-Opening-Wayward-Queen-Attack

[finite jasper]

Scowl moment

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth why and how would i have a new one

[severe oxide]

some random 600 just challenged me and i’m destroying that nerd lmao

[daring loom]

petition to add "Double Bongcloud" as book move (e4 e5 Ke2 Ke7)
(react with )

[keen parrot]

for some reason the old one didn't leave despite zax going to the other side of the world and being on discord while laying next to her

[grim edge]

why would she leave?

[lament jacinth]

Cause you said you broke up didn't you

[grim edge]

its not like its my fault or hers

[toxic valley]

Who even creates book on bongcloud

[grim edge]

i said we would have

to break up

[lament jacinth]

oh wo

[grim edge]

when i move

[lament jacinth]

You're scheduled to

[grim edge]

its by proxy

[keen parrot]

i mean if you can be happy until then sure

[lament jacinth]

Guys there's a chance that zax is moving to my school

[grim edge]

dont put it like that 😭

[grim edge]

i will bully u

[keen parrot]

but she will alr be looking for someone new even though you haven't broken up yet

so might as well idk

[lament jacinth]

Ill beat you up

[grim edge]

eh

[severe oxide]

Check out this #chess game: LOKRIP vs idc - https://www.chess.com/live/game/95418581345 lol

[worn ice]

LOKRIP (644) vs. idc (1511)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d3 g6 4. Nc3 Bg7 5. Rb1 Nc6 6. Nd5 e6 7. Nf4 Nf6 8. b3 O-O 9. Bb2 d5 10. Bxf6 Bxf6 11. exd5 exd5 12. c4 Re8+ 13. Be2 dxc4 14. dxc4 Qxd1+ 15. Rxd1 Bg4 16. O-O Bg5 17. g3 Bxf4 18. gxf4 Rxe2 19. h3 Bxf3 20. Rd3 Be4 21. Re3 Rxe3 22. fxe3 Rd8 23. Kf2 Rd2+ 24. Ke1 Rxa2 25. Rg1 Ra1+ 26. Kf2 Rxg1 27. Kxg1 Bc2 28. Kf2 Bxb3 

[lament jacinth]

Zax is now looking to date men

[keen parrot]

is he coming to your city?

[lament jacinth]

Idk

[severe oxide]

yea

[lament jacinth]

There's a chance he is

[keen parrot]

you are such a fangirl liya 😭

[lament jacinth]

Whats a fan girl

[keen parrot]

like

[grim edge]

im muslim

[gentle steppe]

I have the powers of god's my paper for postponed

[lament jacinth]

That's me fr fr

I provide the movement of air around spaces

As a professional fan girl

[keen parrot]

im Christian

[severe oxide]

serbia vs bosnia moment

[gentle steppe]

[lament jacinth]

TILT DEFINE FANGIRL

[keen parrot]

girl being huge fan and stuff idk

[viral epoch]

Uh oh

[severe oxide]

fangirl
/ˈfanɡəːl/
INFORMAL
noun
a female fan, especially one who is obsessive about comics, film, music, or science fiction.
"your average fangirl, despite the implication of the name, is a grown-up"
verb
(of a female fan) behave in an obsessive or overexcited way.
"I'm still fangirling over this casting"

[lament jacinth]

Who am I a fan of

[grim edge]

🌬️🔄

[lament jacinth]

I hate all of you

[grim edge]

i respect ya

[modern shale]

anyone wanna play a match?

[keen parrot]

zax

[harsh wagon]

Sure.

[lament jacinth]

I hate zax especially

[keen parrot]

its a love hate relationship

[grim edge]

thanks for all the fan letters you been sending

[modern shale]

send link

[lament jacinth]

You can put fans in letters now? Woa technology is amazing

[grim edge]

venti i barley chat to you where are these days

[modern shale]

https://play.chess.com/6o2c6

[lament jacinth]

Thats exactly the point

[modern shale]

nvm

[grim edge]

ill ship you to danmark its hell on earth

[lament jacinth]

Danmark

[grim edge]

Danmark

[keen parrot]

Danmark > Stockholm when it comes to the ppl

[viral epoch]

Smae

[viral epoch]

Hello

[grim edge]

Danmark > Stockleholm *

[keen parrot]

käft

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-peter-griffin-showing-off-muscles-gif-22721686

/trusted

[grim edge]

Translate 🙏

[keen parrot]

@grim edge

[keen parrot]

shut

[lament jacinth]

Anyone want a short excerpt of music written for them

[keen parrot]

i will have my harem do that for me

[severe oxide]

my work is paying me to trial the new menu lmaoo

[grim edge]

Yes

[grim edge]

1091 views im now celeb trust

[viral epoch]

Awesome

Zax do you play FighterZ

[keen parrot]

i have moar hehe

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tilt

This is the Chess.com profile of tilt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2327 (2346 peak)
Blitz: 2546 (2602 peak)
Bullet: 2446 (2572 peak)

[grim edge]

How do I see mine

you been playing for years

[keen parrot]

im at almost 2k

[grim edge]

tilt

[keen parrot]

my cc is newer than yours

[viral epoch]

I need to improve at chess

[grim edge]

i have not used cc in 2021 i just created

i only used cc in 2023 and thats it

[grim edge]

Where can I see it?

[keen parrot]

on website

[grim edge]

ill check it for you

Thanks

[grim edge]

118

cool

Damn

I’m not famous 😭

[keen parrot]

get a unique username and you get a huge view buff

[grim edge]

Wdym

[manic nova]

like "Hikaru"

[keen parrot]

if you buy a month of gold you can claim a username that has been inactive for at least 3 yrs

[grim edge]

why do i see ur pfp everywhere

Hmm

[manic nova]

Really? Idk anyone else using this

[worthy yarrow]

Ever since I changed my username to Troll I became the coolest kid at school

[grim edge]

I’m coming for this user

[keen parrot]

you could

[worthy yarrow]

Queen is prob an unavailable username right

[keen parrot]

ye prob already claimed

[grim edge]

Eh I don’t want that

[keen parrot]

queenie is better anyway

[worthy yarrow]

I meant bc it's a chess piece

[manic nova]

Just search it up and see if the user is offline for a while, I got the name Emily that way

[grim edge]

How do I get it?

[worthy yarrow]

https://www.chess.com/member/hikarunakamura hasn't logged in since 2010 hehehehehe

[south badge]

https://tenor.com/view/yas-queen-yasss-girl-sassy-gif-24235716

[worthy yarrow]

Have a premium membership and fill out a form

or email support directly

[manic nova]

get the title too while u at it

[grim edge]

….

[worthy yarrow]

https://support.chess.com/article/3877-how-do-i-request-an-inactive-username

[manic nova]

It's very fast

[south badge]

No I’m not

[manic nova]

uh what

[grim edge]

They haven’t been on since 2009

[worthy yarrow]

It took them a month to reply to mine but that was bc it was when servers kept crashing during the chess boom so support was overloaded

[grim edge]

balls

[manic nova]

fish

[grand badge]

Who is Kassa

2700 rated ta ty sho

[worthy yarrow]

International Master who's also a chesscom staff member

[grand badge]

Ta ty sho

[worthy yarrow]

Kassa Korley

[muted vale]

Guys what is the most satisfying thing in chess you guys think? (if any position dm me)

[honest drift]

Kassa has good humour

[worthy yarrow]

smothered checkmate

[muted vale]

dm me if you want to see mine lol

[harsh wagon]

What is this Trusted role about?

[torpid lintel]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@harsh wagon With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[manic nova]

endgame pawn race, when I am exactly one tempo faster than my opponent to promote

[honest drift]

Did someone ghost ping me

[vivid yoke]

just won a pawn endgame

what is tempo

temporary advantage?

[lament jacinth]

Dead chat

[keen parrot]

fr

[dark ravine]

How do I improve? I can't figure out how to analyze games and I suck

[keen parrot]

wonkamaxxing

[lament jacinth]

Tillllttt

[keen parrot]

hello liya

[lament jacinth]

Entertain me

Or else

[keen parrot]

im already talking to miciela rn bro 😭

[lament jacinth]

Oh

ugGGHH

[keen parrot]

have nug entertain you

[lament jacinth]

@grim edge

[vivid yoke]

is chess racist

[lament jacinth]

Entertain me

[lament jacinth]

Yes

All of us

[turbid ingot]

Guys why do I still have my diamond membership even though I already cancelled it and it's expired

I'm scared

[lament jacinth]

Cause it has attachment issues

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/bounce-car-bounce-car-jump-race-car-race-gif-5463134

[turbid ingot]

Explain

[lament jacinth]

Anyway

[lament jacinth]

It's dad left for milk

@grim edge YOu have ONE JOB

ENTERTAIN ME

Ew

uGGGHHh

WHI ELSE XAN ENTERTAIN ME

NO OME CARES

Who can entertain meeee

Im boreddd hellpp

I feel like I'm gonna spawn babibac

I just got home from school and work

Can't be any better than thay

It's 8 34

[vivid yoke]

how to reach 800 elo

[keen parrot]

liya is feelin lonely 😭

[vivid yoke]

why does white moves first

[south badge]

https://tenor.com/view/grant-meek-grant-meek-meekmillie-gmeek-gif-26137336

[coral moth]

Bro offensive jokes are banned

[south badge]

🤓

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[south badge]

People? I meant pieces

[coral moth]

NO DONT BE A *****

[coral moth]

edit it

[keen parrot]

i can be whatever you want me to be

[coral moth]

this is still slightly offensive

[south badge]

Deleted, there, u happy

[keen parrot]

nah

[coral moth]

ya

your safe for now

[fresh wind]

you sure about that?

[keen parrot]

💀

[potent merlin]

[coral moth]

bro It was just a joke

[fresh wind]

yeah ofc it was

[coral moth]

leave him with a warning

[keen parrot]

hilarious

[south badge]

This isn’t me

[coral moth]

uh ya he got hacked by some bloke who wanted him banned

[fresh wind]

how do you know? And why are you reacting to your own message

[coral moth]

its sarcasm

but ya leave him with a warning

I am sure he will never do anything like it ever again

right @south badge ??

[fresh wind]

he's timed out for a day

[coral moth]

oh ok

better than getting locked out

[grim edge]

i feel like i could be batman

[coral moth]

I feel like I could reach 2000 in a month

[grim edge]

i feel like you could be batman

[coral moth]

anyway

I just found out the MOD is an NM

Wow I wish I could have interviewed him

[acoustic mason]

Is the Daily account an actual person? Or is it like a shared account the mods use or something?

[coral moth]

which daily account??

@cedar osprey

seems like a real guy

[acoustic mason]

Yeah, didn't want to tag in case I would annoy 😅

[nimble niche]

he is a chat bot

like every mod

[acoustic mason]

I meant mainly on chess.com though, not the discord

i.e. is it just one person who really likes daily games. Or is it an account for the mods to play with the community or something

[keen parrot]

imo most likely theory is that its someone who used to be active here but the appointment would be controversial so he is anonymous

[acoustic mason]

Interesting

[pale vigil]

Hellooooo

[onyx geode]

interesting yes

[pale vigil]

#reaction-roles

Yes

I got it finally

I got "i hate the trusted role" finally

[onyx geode]

wow congrats

👏

[acoustic mason]

I also hate the trusted role

[onyx geode]

i like the blood red color on my name

he looks ready for santa

[acoustic mason]

That's the face of someone who knows the muffin man

[pale vigil]

Nope its my friend's face

@acoustic mason how did u get the pride pawn?

[acoustic mason]

Same place where you established your hatred for the trusted role

[rose torrent]

Best of 2023 and they forgot about Martin

[pale vigil]

I couldnt find it

[acoustic mason]

Not in that channel, but there's a link to it on the 2nd to last post. (Idk how to link it myself because it's not a normal channel)

[pale vigil]

And how to get support ukraine role too?

[pale vigil]

Uhh ok

Tysm

[keen parrot]

good to see you again

[pale vigil]

I got itt

[grim edge]

Not for long,i jusr came to post this meme and am gone ,because of homework

[keen parrot]

oof gl man

[pale vigil]

Wanna play?

[grim edge]

I came out of my anime pfp phase so thats a change:D

[keen parrot]

smh i did and now you are copying me

[pale vigil]

Nice pfp btw

[pale vigil]

Nice pfp too

[grim edge]

Hehhhhh-

[keen parrot]

copycat smh

[acoustic mason]

Anime to sunset pipeline

[keen parrot]

just kidding man glad you got a proper pfp too

[pale vigil]

Who is copying who my brain is not braining

[grim edge]

Ill change back

[keen parrot]

nono this is way better

but ig you arent catfishing for nitro anymore

[grim edge]

Bro you got me scared for a bit ,yknow how apologetic i am when screwing with friends

[grim edge]

Never was never will

[pale vigil]

Guys anyone is down for a game???!

[keen parrot]

oh aight

i wont disturb you any more go do your homework

[pale vigil]

Am i invisible😭😭

Nobody is responding to me😭😭🙃

[acoustic mason]

Yes

[acoustic mason]

Over a chess game?

[pale vigil]

Over a chess discord server*

[acoustic mason]

Oh that's fair then

[pale vigil]

Fr who wanna play?

[acoustic mason]

I'm "working". I might be down during my lunch in like an hour and a half

[pale vigil]

I am gonna play online then

Or i will see if there is any online member in my server

[bright prairie]

@pale vigil based pfp

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-hutcherson-josh-hutcherson-whistle-edit-whistle-2014-meme-gif-1242113167680346055

[pearl yoke]

ok

[bright prairie]

Hi ducky duck

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-hutcherson-josh-hutcherson-whistle-edit-whistle-2014-meme-gif-1242113167680346055

[bright prairie]

Stop rizzing me

[stuck kestrel]

ok bbg

[bright prairie]

Ty

[cosmic nexus]

best move for black

[grim edge]

For with elo is this

[cosmic nexus]

2185 on lichess

[grim edge]

Thats why i dont know the anwer

[cosmic nexus]

I think you could get it, its simple once you see it I think

[grim edge]

Thats the problem i dont see it

Rook to a8?

[cosmic nexus]

good idea! that's what I thought first, but there's a better move that comes before it

after rook to a8 the queen can retreat to e3

[slate owl]

whoever ghostpinged me will get a block as soon as i find them

[grim edge]

Bro is on a mission

[cosmic nexus]

the answer is ||d4, because it threatens mate on g2, so after g3 the queen is trapped after rook to a8||

[slate owl]

nice

[grim edge]

But how is he trapped cant he escape

[slate owl]

thats literally the definition of trapped

you cant escape

[grim edge]

I say cant he escape

So he can escape?

[cosmic nexus]

the king can run yeah, but it's pretty bad for white

[slate owl]

the queen cant escape

[grim edge]

Arent you guys talking about queen is trapped

[grim edge]

How he can escape

[slate owl]

im not gonna explain it

[cosmic nexus]

the queen can't escape because all the squares are covered

[slate owl]

find it out yourself or use stockfish

[viral epoch]

d4 prob Idk

[cosmic nexus]

you're right!

[viral epoch]

Threaten checkmate while preparing to trap the queen

[cosmic nexus]

mhm thats it

[grim edge]

I dont get it anyway how is your day guys

[viral epoch]

Pretty alright so far

[cosmic nexus]

been pretty good, feeling good

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-peter-griffin-showing-off-muscles-gif-22721686

[cosmic nexus]

bf was over for the weekend so that was great

[grim edge]

THE WEEKEND??

[viral epoch]

The weeknd

[quasi perch]

hi
ik i came out of the blue for this question
but can anyone tell how can one start prep for jee if they are in 11th

[grim edge]

he's a decent artist but honestly frank ocean better

the weknd

or even kid cudi

[grim edge]

i dont listen to music

[slate owl]

cudi fell off

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/gogeta-punch-deflect-gif-24828349

[grim edge]

MF DOOM is nice

[slate owl]

at least weeknd drops music lmao

[grim edge]

gib help to me, how to get blue eyes

[grim edge]

not really, I kinda liked MOTM III

[grim edge]

imagine playing bullet

[grim edge]

how you not listen to music n you know DOOM?

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

from my friend

hes a DOOM fan

[grim edge]

W friend

he also told me to always spell his name all caps idk why

[keen parrot]

cause thats how you spell his name

[grim edge]

what if i say it like this

mf doom

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/21O0XXPEWPtePt5RMY93Ob?si=5cd2dcffd7b8421b

[grim edge]

ok

[grim edge]

bro he made a wholeee song bout allcaps you tweakin on god

[viral epoch]

Super Saiyan

[grim edge]

why

is theres a stroy behind it

[grim edge]

Thoughts on Act 5 Archon Quest venti?

[viral epoch]

I ain't gotten that far yet

And I'm almost ar 56

[polar oxide]

greetings fellow earthlings

[grim edge]

not really it's just a DOOM thing

[viral epoch]

Is Richard

[grim edge]

Hey richard hope your having a great day friend

hi im here teds isdj

[grim edge]

im Ar 57🧐

dsj aid i harts oe snhdos i sd im testin my jeyboard

[polar oxide]

Likewise my friend lets hope theres great vibes for all

[grim edge]

I have a english test today aaaaaaa😭

but thank you ❤️

[polar oxide]

Well that sucks 😦

Hope it goes well 🙂

[grim edge]

you should play it, very fun imo

i have a 54 wbm and a 94% accuracy

[acoustic mason]

What wbm?

[grim edge]

report em!

[grim edge]

wpm words per min

lmao this happens all the time they never get banned

[cerulean rivet]

Anyone 1v1 ?

😶‍🌫️💀.

[grim edge]

nah you not goku dawg, last time someone said that to me he turned out 2K+

yay i got 60 wpm

[cerulean rivet]

💀😶‍🌫️.

Ok😶‍🌫️

[acoustic mason]

Why does everyone specify 1v1? It's a 2 player game by default

[grim edge]

monke type?

[grim edge]

yes

[cerulean rivet]

Nope it's a 1v1 i play with my mind 😶‍🌫️

[slate owl]

bughouse:

[grim edge]

that's op

[cerulean rivet]

2k of what? 😶‍🌫️

riyazsumra

Mine is 444 😶‍🌫️

[loud dew]

How much time can take chess.com to ban an obvious cheater?

[cerulean rivet]

🧐😶‍🌫️.

[grim edge]

whats yours

[cerulean rivet]

@grim edge send 5 minute challenge

Ok😶‍🌫️👍

[grim edge]

63 wpm

[pastel phoenix]

Guess what my opponent did

[acoustic mason]

Qxf2

[pastel phoenix]

Nope, he ran out of time

[hallow gate]

wanna date

not you, you're mine already'

[acoustic mason]

August 12th 2026

[hallow gate]

oh...

i suppose that means your 15 or smth

[cerulean rivet]

You had to sacrifice your queen to let the match last longer 👍😶‍🌫️

[acoustic mason]

Nah I was just giving you a date

[hallow gate]

oh.

[acoustic mason]

Your welcome

[grim edge]

Hi guys

[upbeat viper]

oh

[hallow gate]

my pleasure

[upbeat viper]

there was boss in chat

[hallow gate]

that would be me

[upbeat viper]

no

[hallow gate]

yes.

[upbeat viper]

boss doesn't get timed out

👀

[cerulean rivet]

I have been playing chess since i was a kid with my father 😶‍🌫️

[hallow gate]

😭

NAH DONT U DARE BRING THAT OUT

THAT WAS NOT NSFW THAT WAS BARELY ANYTHING

[cerulean rivet]

Ok👍😶‍🌫️

[upbeat viper]

pat

be careful next time

[hallow gate]

ok my bad

[viral epoch]

BASTOURA WHAT

[cerulean rivet]

@grim edge send again

[hallow gate]

wait who even warned me

i actually dont know it didnt say

[upbeat viper]

can't tell

[hallow gate]

oh

[upbeat viper]

what what

[hallow gate]

like my bad i talked about some good exercises

like hip thrusts are actually a thing

[keen parrot]

lmao

[severe oxide]

да

[viral epoch]

That is inimical

[lime lava]

Hello

[upbeat viper]

nah

hi Mairos san

[lime lava]

Why did you say that with that arrogant voice

[keen parrot]

i do a lot of hip thrusts in my spare time

[hallow gate]

"would be a shame if that potential turned into kinetic energy dissipated as heat through some vigourous actions of thrusting back and forth" "it is its called hip thrusts" imma be fr these are not nsfw enough for a warning

[upbeat viper]

[hallow gate]

yeah i do those at the gym

🤨

[lime lava]

Same

[keen parrot]

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[keen parrot]

hikaru

lmao

[hallow gate]

lmao

kayden whats ur rating again

[severe oxide]

Wtf

[upbeat viper]

nuh uh

[keen parrot]

nooo why delete the last one

[hallow gate]

oh..

[severe oxide]

Explain the problem with those gifs lil bro

[hallow gate]

@grim edge if i teach you will can i own you

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/chica-fnaf-rizz-w-rizz-fnaf-meme-gif-6058095616017147707

[hallow gate]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[lime lava]

I remember why I stopped chatting here... You can manage to disappoint me even more everytime I join

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/paul3-loser-tongue-out-funny-gif-14563567

[hallow gate]

hm

[hallow gate]

thanks you too

[severe oxide]

i disagree

[hallow gate]

https://tenor.com/view/venti-gif-20727528

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-gear-5-luffy-gear-5-luffy-cartoon-gif-2561826101789064430

[upbeat viper]

puzzles stream when

[severe oxide]

? CHAT IS THIS A ? CHAT?

[lime lava]

Its not a question of agreeing or not...

[lime lava]

You do.

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/gyat-oogleboogle-happy-eyes-popping-out-crazy-gif-1499926761535391433

[severe oxide]

i disagree with that statement

[lime lava]

I have no more diamond, but I was doing them on private

[upbeat viper]

oh

[severe oxide]

#JusticeForPepe

[upbeat viper]

imo the g word isn't appropriate on a pg13 server

[fallen dawn]

I wanna use Gotham's winning screen. How to use it??

[keen parrot]

gyat?

[lime lava]

I got hit with karma after calling someone poor for not having unlimited puzzles, when I realise my membership ended I was like:
-I was joking I dont have premium

[upbeat viper]

yes

[severe oxide]

what g word? gotham?

[keen parrot]

literally everyone using it irl is 13 or younger

[severe oxide]

could you please be more specific about which g word

[upbeat viper]

still not respectful right

[fallen dawn]

I wanna use this winning screeeeeeeen.

How?

[upbeat viper]

I don't even understand how this came to their mind

smh

[severe oxide]

CERTIFIED GGGGGGGGGG

[lime lava]

Big bunda we call it

[upbeat viper]

no idea

:')

[severe oxide]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[fallen dawn]

Does anyone use this winning screen? I wanna know how to use that.

[vital acorn]

Pinging my friend until he give his cc acc

[fallen dawn]

Plssss it looks so cool!

[severe oxide]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lmao

Doing that shit is mad easy tbh

[fallen dawn]

Didn't he play on computer in the video??

[severe oxide]

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[fallen dawn]

Or is it just you need to be an IM Or GM to have that?

[hallow gate]

thats why u have no friends

ill be ur only friend...

[honest drift]

#chessstreaming 1

[grim edge]

u must be blocked by then

[fallen dawn]

Ok nobody's answering.

[hallow gate]

lmfao

@grim edge he has 1

[manic nova]

100$ an hour is like gm level

[umbral wind]

Sister spilt water in my keyboard gg

[fallen dawn]

It's not istg, Even though I play on Laptop, It still shows the other winning screen.

It must be at the settings.

[hallow gate]

he's lower rated than me

[umbral wind]

Who told you that?

[acoustic mason]

-100 elo

[honest drift]

No im not

I am better actually

[hallow gate]

hes literally in the 2000-2199 rating list

[honest drift]

Cuz i cant play bullet on cc, server issues

I dont play rapid

[fallen dawn]

Does chess.com even have an update?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pratham1111111111

This is the Chess.com profile of pratham1111111111. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2100 (peak)
Blitz: 2103 (peak)
Bullet: 2101 (2112 peak)

[honest drift]

And im better at blitz

[hallow gate]

"i dont play online i play irl"

[honest drift]

100$ is worth it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> how_to_get_good_at_chess

This is the Chess.com profile of how_to_get_good_at_chess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2202 (2221 peak)
Blitz: 2013 (2112 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (2424 peak)

[honest drift]

Dont play rapid, i would reach 2200 easily, better in blitz, 2350 lichess bullet. Im better

[fallen dawn]

What is the update then!?!?

[hallow gate]

i might as well charge $105 or smth

[honest drift]

Your peaks are better though

[umbral wind]

Yeah regardless 2200 blitz is like $5 an hour material

[honest drift]

Yeah and i charge 100$, mind joining?

[fallen dawn]

Wait, what's the UI?

[umbral wind]

Such a deal

[hallow gate]

i dont think he needs it 💀

[umbral wind]

Might have to..

[honest drift]

I know he doesnt need it, I would help him lower his rating

[acoustic mason]

I only charge $99/h

[hallow gate]

not when he has free resources online

[pastel phoenix]

What to play as black

[hallow gate]

qxc3

[safe grail]

hey there friends

[severe oxide]

qxc3 !!!!!!!

[novel moat]

No help for live games

[pastel phoenix]

I did qxf4💀

[hallow gate]

im actually just really washed rn id be an 1800 rn if i played again

[cerulean rivet]

@grim edge noixe game 😶‍🌫️👍

[severe oxide]

terrible move

[safe grail]

i am a high rated player looking to inspire others

[umbral wind]

Qxc3

[honest drift]

Yeah its fine lol

[hallow gate]

ur bad thats why ur 500-999

[acoustic mason]

Why not qxf4?

[severe oxide]

sure buddy, just reach 1k?

[hallow gate]

dw ill get good again and then get to 2200 fide

[umbral wind]

Qc3 is technically better

[honest drift]

Same goals here ;)

[hallow gate]

gl with that

also gl with ur $100 an hour

[safe grail]

i just want to bring this beautiful game to the masses

[pastel phoenix]

What to play as white?

[honest drift]

Yeah thats not a joke, its actually serious totally

[severe oxide]

bxf7 obviously

[novel moat]

h3

[umbral wind]

‘High rated player’ meaning?

[cerulean rivet]

What if someone defeats you? 😶‍🌫️

[hallow gate]

why would they

(i would just turn on my engine)

[cerulean rivet]

I mean why not? 😶‍🌫️🧐

[fallen dawn]

I searched in Yt and it got almost no inf abt it, Except for chess.com yt channel And they just April fool'd me with the update!

[cerulean rivet]

Engine<🧠

[pastel phoenix]

That move sucks

[safe grail]

dont mean to sound cocky i know a 2000 rated player isnt something to boast about

[novel moat]

No

[hallow gate]

my brain is my enginge

[severe oxide]

play stockfish and win then

[cerulean rivet]

Engine

[severe oxide]

wait until you find out there is a 2800 in this server???

[safe grail]

wow

[pastel phoenix]

enginge

[safe grail]

2800

[hallow gate]

die

[severe oxide]

in chat rn !!!!???

[cerulean rivet]

Need to unlock control of every neuron in the brain*

[pastel phoenix]

I’ll die if you tell me the best move for white

[severe oxide]

bxf7 it’s obvious

[fallen dawn]

Then why I found more chess players using it!?!?!?

[cerulean rivet]

What grade are you in? 😶‍🌫️

[umbral wind]

c7 so obvious

[hallow gate]

im not in school?

[safe grail]

does anyone want to get better?

[grim edge]

hans nieman?

[severe niche]

Just bxc7

[cerulean rivet]

Then engine into? Enginge? 😶‍🌫️

[severe niche]

I do

[hallow gate]

AQUARIX????!??!?!?!

[umbral wind]

Don’t blunder react me

[fallen dawn]

Bruh, OK fine I'm gonna circle it.

[pastel phoenix]

💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

hans always analises his games

[pastel phoenix]

It’s the wrong move

[safe grail]

i will put my heart into something that another person loves also

[grim edge]

hey

[umbral wind]

Who said?

[safe grail]

kiwi

[severe niche]

Ohh shit

[cerulean rivet]

Where is your queen?

[hallow gate]

OMG ITS BEEN SO LONG

[grim edge]

i remember you too

[grim edge]

yea took a break

[severe niche]

This stockfish is just sooo dumb

[pastel phoenix]

Both me and my 2200 rated opponent blundered

[grim edge]

i just couldnt with discord cause it was so addicting

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️💀.

[hallow gate]

play me

[safe grail]

you guys should really have a practical outlook on these things

[pastel phoenix]

But that’s the stockfish you use

[grim edge]

im 2900

[fallen dawn]

@grim edge

[fallen dawn]

Now what?

[severe niche]

There are regrets in everyone's life

[safe grail]

kiwi im o1nemike4life

on chess.com

[fallen dawn]

How can I get this thing in the circle?!?!

[compact mantle]

Ngl I saw exactly this position 2 years ago

[severe niche]

Want to play blizt

[pastel phoenix]

How so?

[hallow gate]

wait

[pearl urchin]

Hi

[compact mantle]

How tf did you reach the exact same position

[safe grail]

u can challenge me

[pastel phoenix]

blizt

[umbral wind]

It’s from the old cc, they’ve updated it recently so that doesn’t come up anymore

[hallow gate]

@umbral wind play me please i need some pratice

[severe niche]

Blizt

[hallow gate]

PLAY ME

[acoustic mason]

Oh I see the issue now. To see that screen you need to actually win a game

[pastel phoenix]

Invite me

[hallow gate]

aight

[compact mantle]

Someone in this server shared it

[safe grail]

kiwi can we practice?

[hallow gate]

https://play.chess.com/Qg6kJ

[fallen dawn]

[pastel phoenix]

Who called the cap machine

[grim edge]

i could beat you

PLAY ME

[umbral wind]

Yeah it’s just CC making pointless updates, I thought it was better when that popped up

[hallow gate]

@pastel phoenix r u dlo0727

[safe grail]

im very curious as to why you guys dont try and figure things out

[pastel phoenix]

Yes

[acoustic mason]

What does it do now? I haven't played on pc for a while

[hallow gate]

oh

[compact mantle]

Ngl he could probably beat u blindfolded

[hallow gate]

800 knows theory?

i smell cap

[fallen dawn]

Thats the best thing I ever seen.

[grim edge]

PLAY ME

[safe grail]

its obvious why none of u get better

[compact mantle]

No

[grim edge]

ur scared of me

[compact mantle]

Yes very scared

[grim edge]

i always follow hans advice

[severe niche]

Accept the challenge

[acoustic mason]

I know an unnecessary amount of birds theory and I'm 600

[umbral wind]

No ones here to improve, they’re here to chat shit all day then rinse and repeat

[hallow gate]

yeah but thats just bird

[acoustic mason]

True

[grim edge]

true

[hallow gate]

if u know bird ur a menace

[grim edge]

bird is cool

[clear yew]

Been playing since 2019.

Games
1198
Puzzles
1093
Lessons
11

What elo should I have?

[acoustic mason]

Still more than I should know though. I put no focus anywhere else

[honest drift]

Thats why ur 700

[grim edge]

2200?

[honest drift]

Get good and stop learning openings

[umbral wind]

Stupid question.

[honest drift]

Actually be more practical

[severe oxide]

1093 puzzles, if ur 1k+ that’s kinda sad

[grim edge]

no wait 2300

[clear yew]

I am 783

on rapid, and 480 on blitz

[safe grail]

kiwi

[hallow gate]

DID U JUST ASK WHATS SCOTCH

[grim edge]

you could beat me

a 200 elo beat me before

[clear yew]

hahahah maybe we could play

[acoustic mason]

I've stopped now, I've picked the ones I like and stuck to them. I just haven't bothered to study/practice much since then

[clear yew]

I prefer rapid

[fallen dawn]

WHO THE HECK JUST ASKED THAT. 💀💀

[honest drift]

Yeah cool, start playing some chess, you would improve

[clear yew]

lol why

[grim edge]

@keen parrot

[honest drift]

Please just play more, thats the only thing stopping you

[hallow gate]

🧢

[safe grail]

you guys need to have love in your heart

[keen parrot]

yo

[honest drift]

🗿

[digital phoenix]

where did this come from

[fallen dawn]

Bro I play scotch sometimes. 💀

[hallow gate]

💀

[severe niche]

For what

[lone zenith]

man frick you i know theory too

[grim edge]

that cut deep in my heart

[fallen dawn]

Now I start to use more other ops.

[hallow gate]

💀

[safe grail]

if you are going to get better at chess

[acoustic mason]

Y'know I'm not actually down about my level? I only bring it up as a joke but I appreciate the aggressive motivation

[severe oxide]

i got 7 book moves by accident does that mean i know theory? 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

[safe grail]

u need to have a philisophical understanding

[honest drift]

Ok, but actually get good, i feel bad for you 700s

[grim edge]

i quit chess

[safe grail]

patience

[clear yew]

what's the deal, more puzzles or more games now ? 🤣

[safe grail]

puzzles are pointless

[severe niche]

It hard for me to even spell philosophical

[safe grail]

the key is to study lasker

[grim edge]

yes the philosiphical of the pawns represent life and its landscapes

[clear yew]

lasker?

[grim edge]

it represents... the course of life

[acoustic mason]

At least I get to touch grass in between eating the chess pieces

[grim edge]

in the end, we decide how we should course our life

[hallow gate]

aint no way i had to play down to the last 20 seconds vs an 800

[grim edge]

just like the pawns represent our destiny

[honest drift]

Do both

[hallow gate]

🧢 this aint a real 800 or im just screwed

[pastel phoenix]

Gg you played well

[hallow gate]

lmao my bad

[honest drift]

I eat grass and i play chess im so good

[grim edge]

PLAY ME

[hallow gate]

now tell me ur real elo

[grim edge]

ur scared

[severe niche]

Opening is boring
Middle game is unpredictable
Endgame I don't even go to the endgame

[pastel phoenix]

That’s my real

Ur just screwed

[hallow gate]

theres no shot i played an 800 down to the wire

[grim edge]

challenge me

[hallow gate]

say mums ur 800

[safe grail]

how many of u have gotten to the 2000 mark in chess

[hallow gate]

not me

[grim edge]

scaredy cat

[acoustic mason]

Me

[honest drift]

Skill issue.

[pastel phoenix]

Ur just bad, a 1600 could beat me in the first 10 seconds

[severe niche]

I am trying for a year now

[hallow gate]

say mums

[safe grail]

the thing is with computers its different now

[hallow gate]

tbh i won tho so all good

[novel moat]

Still dreaming

[pastel phoenix]

Yes

[severe niche]

Now that harsh

[honest drift]

Be glad you won

[hallow gate]

WHEN DID I SEND A FRIEND REQ

[grim edge]

well,in the end, the opening describes how we choose to shape our life...the middle game decides how we want to course it

[honest drift]

If you lost to a 800 it would be over for you

[safe grail]

you dont have to be great you just need to put your games through analysis

[honest drift]

No more 2200 fide dreams

[severe niche]

Yess

[hallow gate]

nah i wouldnt care

[grim edge]

i lost to a 200 before its not that bad

[pastel phoenix]

But what is scotch?

[hallow gate]

chiru!

[safe grail]

so paul morphy right

[honest drift]

how do 200's even exist

[hallow gate]

im actually rated 100

[grim edge]

wait i remember

CHIRU

[severe niche]

I left long back

[grim edge]

where is he gone

[safe grail]

makes everyone want to play the kings gambit

but heres the thing why not figure out how to refute it instead

[grim edge]

Dawg am literally right here

[pastel phoenix]

Invite me to play

[severe niche]

I too lost like 30 elo yesterday

[safe grail]

even the dumbest guy can be a great player

[severe niche]

Because no-one really plays it

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/3dLkH

[pastel phoenix]

A 2300 lost to me in rapid

[honest drift]

Kings gambit garbage

[severe niche]

I once defeated a 2400 elo

[honest drift]

Rapid, see this is why rapid is trash

I told you a while ago

[severe niche]

That felt good.

[hallow gate]

what?

[safe grail]

kiwi i have no words

[grim edge]

Oh wow

I just got approached randomly in the library by a fellow chess player who caught me playing chess lmao

[umbral wind]

Dawg she is right there

[grim edge]

He said he starting a chess society so im down fr

[hallow gate]

next time ill crop out the satire part

[honest drift]

Anyone down for bullet

[safe grail]

kiwi

[hallow gate]

dawg i legit got 73.8 vs 68.6 accuracied on

[severe niche]

Yess

[safe grail]

how did u beat the 2400

[hallow gate]

HAHAHAHA

[severe niche]

He felt for a folk

[hallow gate]

ok thanks

[honest drift]

@umbral wind Lets play bullet i will smoke you trust

[safe grail]

you ready to train?

[umbral wind]

Come then

[thorny heron]

#🔖〡roles

[honest drift]

Lc link is fine?, Cc servers slow

[severe niche]

It was on lichess

[severe oxide]

Ooh what a submissive cute little boy you are

[safe grail]

i want to inspire and bring back the ol days

[umbral wind]

I don’t mind

[honest drift]

Alright

[safe grail]

kiwi challenge me on chess.com

[severe niche]

Good luck

[safe grail]

o1nemike4life

[severe niche]

I did.

[honest drift]

Sending in dms

[umbral wind]

https://lichess.org/bAijcfnh

[safe grail]

whats your name on chess.com

[severe niche]

Bishop

[tulip lichen]

hi

[severe niche]

And a number

[tulip lichen]

came back from school frfr

[safe grail]

bishop what

why u speaking in riddles

whats your chess name

[grim edge]

just kill me already.

[hallow gate]

no

[grim edge]

[severe niche]

Bishop6725

[severe niche]

Bishop6725

[acoustic mason]

Bishop6725

[safe grail]

found u

[pastel phoenix]

Gg

[grim edge]

gg that last premove was dumb by me lol

[hallow gate]

LOL

[grim edge]

my beads accidentally malfunctioned

[grim edge]

Sharing someone's defeat in a public server is @safe sedge

they got a virus lol

[grim edge]

honestly agreed

[pastel phoenix]

Yea coz he’s toxic

[hallow gate]

like i swear they are not 800 but theyre hiding their real rating

theyre at least an 1600

[pastel phoenix]

I’m not competitive

[grim edge]

i wasnt toxic bro

[pastel phoenix]

Me losing to a 1600 in 10 seconds💀

[hallow gate]

and almost winning/drawing a 2000

[grim edge]

tbh middle game they played really well but endgame they played like a 800

[hallow gate]

u couldve won twice there

and then threw away the endgame with like 10 seconds

[pastel phoenix]

?

[grim edge]

middle game they used beads and endgame it ran out of battery

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

I don’t study chess

No one coaches me

[grim edge]

@pastel phoenix can you share me that game am curious i wanna analyze it

[pastel phoenix]

Check out this #chess game: cryop0d vs DL0727 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/95431268659

[worn ice]

cryop0d (1187) vs. DL0727 (838)

Move List

1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 Nc6 3. Nf3 Qe7 4. e3 Nxe5 5. Nxe5 Qxe5 6. Bd3 Qe7 7. O-O Nf6 8. Nc3 d5 9. b3 Be6 10. Bb2 O-O-O 11. Ne2 Qe8 12. Nd4 Bc5 13. Nxe6 Qxe6 14. Qf3 Kb8 15. Rad1 d4 16. exd4 Bxd4 17. Rfe1 Qd6 18. Be4 Nxe4 19. Qxe4 Rhe8 20. Qxe8 Bxf2+ 21. Kh1 Qxd1 22. Rxd1 Rxe8 23. h3 Re1+ 24. Rxe1 Bxe1 25. Kh2 g5 26. g4 Bd2 27. Bf6 Bf4+ 28. Kg2 b5 29. Kf3 a5 30. Ke4 Kb7 31. Kf5 a4 32. Bxg5 Bxg5 33. Kxg5 axb3 34. Kf6 bxc2 

[hallow gate]

bro we both had 100.0 opening accuracy @pastel phoenix funny huh

[grim edge]

i had a 700 do that once and they kept asking people how they did in public server chat 💀

[pastel phoenix]

How?

[grim edge]

Dawg make it public

[hallow gate]

idk we just played book moves fully ig

[buoyant veldt]

wtf?
i only have 4 blunders, and whhy does it show 12?

[grim edge]

Nvm i can see now

[keen parrot]

@deep dock

[pastel phoenix]

Didn’t know you blundered your queen

[grim edge]

BOOK MOVES IN ENDGAME???,CRAZYY

[hallow gate]

i did

[grim edge]

Yes.

[hallow gate]

IN OPENING

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[grim edge]

bro had those next level beads

next gen typa shit

[keen parrot]

horn for who 🤨

[pastel phoenix]

I swear I’m not 1600

[grim edge]

this is some hans nieman typa stuff

this is very interesting

[pastel phoenix]

You got evaluated as 1450

[pastel phoenix]

If I was, I would have found his queen

[grim edge]

no i was 1000

[grim edge]

you alsmost beat the 2000 guy

[pastel phoenix]

So?

[grim edge]

im gonna tell kramnik

[pastel phoenix]

He played like a 1000

My average opponents are a lot stronger

[grim edge]

i mean middle game u played really great

[grim edge]

Cryop guy had so much tempo and chose to arrange his pieces instead of attacking already jesus,ALSO WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE THE BISHOP

[grim edge]

yeah thats so weird of him

he should have taken the bishop lol

[keen parrot]

[hallow gate]

SAY MUMS I PLAYED LIKE A 1000

[grim edge]

bro is the REAL hans nieman

this is the next scandal

1000 and 800 are kinda no big difference ngl,just some little tactic vision difference

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[keen parrot]

tbh yeah

[hallow gate]

like u cant tell me u play a perfect scotch opening without knowing its name

[grim edge]

Yeh u def deserved that win,how was he toxic btw-

[grim edge]

honestly i wasnt toxic at all

[pastel phoenix]

He said he will beat me

[grim edge]

Tilt agrees with me oh my God,am i finally on his chess level

idk what hes saying i was simply goofing around

[pastel phoenix]

Alphazero POV:

[keen parrot]

whats up with the

[ashen pelican]

||hello||
hello

[grim edge]

noo i meant to say you would beat me up

i misclicked

Yall are petty fr

[tired mason]

There will be a massacre today

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> sussy link

[hallow gate]

@keen parrot tell me first 10 moves of scotch gambit

[keen parrot]

well the deviations start on move 5

[grim edge]

Nothing

[keen parrot]

[tired mason]

Pawn

[hallow gate]

normal variation ne4

[ashen pelican]

||i understand why you would think that. would you like an explanation of what is inside?||

[grim edge]

i clicked it and got 500 elo added to my account

[keen parrot]

normal? you mean castling or e5?

[pastel phoenix]

Huh?

[hallow gate]

e5

[keen parrot]

no, stop sending them

[wooden lintel]

Hi

[safe grail]

alekine

best chess player of all time

[tired mason]

CRY ABOUT TIT EL O LELLOL!!

[grim edge]

dont click it lmao

[keen parrot]

7...Bc5 or Bd7?

[safe grail]

i used to think it was lasker

[tired mason]

It*

[hallow gate]

bd7

[grim edge]

hans nieman is the best chess player

[pastel phoenix]

No

[ashen pelican]

||alright i'll back off||
||it's just a list of songs don't worry too much||
||anyways have a nice day||

[grim edge]

he is a rising star

[wooden lintel]

1v1?

[grim edge]

nah its gothamchess

[keen parrot]

bd7 is shit

[safe grail]

imagine hans playing 100 years ago

[grim edge]

hes gonna buzz to the top

[safe grail]

they would laugh at him

[hallow gate]

the e4 e5 nf3 nc6 d4 exd4 bc4 nf6 e5 d5 bb5 ne4 nxd4 bd7 bxc6 b(Bxc6) line

[fresh wind]

if it's not sus, why did you hide it in a spoiler

[hallow gate]

fair enough

[grim edge]

hans would need technology

[grim edge]

This link looks sus,you def should report him-

[safe grail]

u guys do realize that none of these things matter

[severe niche]

With his current knowledge he would be a world champion

[ashen pelican]

||i do not wish to interfere with the conversations.||

[keen parrot]

it was harmless but it could have been smth else, you kinda trusted him too much

[grim edge]

Dawg for a good f*cking 5 seconds i thought i got my whole info got leaked and it was displaying infront of me-

[safe grail]

hans would never try and compete the way they used to do it

[hallow gate]

like theres no way u can play the scotch basically in opening theory and not know the name of it

[keen parrot]

imagine it would have showed you an image of you sleeping

[safe grail]

this is why i worship the players of old