No, Chess player lore: 👨 🤜 🧒 😢
#💬〡general-off-topic
solid cairn
vernal kayak
No, Chess player lore: 👨 🤜 🧒 😢
Got bullied
solid cairn
Got bullied
by their stepdad
severe oxide
👴🏻+📱=👩🏼
solid cairn
thats ame45rica lore
vernal kayak
Chess lore: ⬜️🥇 > ♟️
hollow yacht
it's soo easy we play a game to spot the american 😭😭
solid cairn
i gotta go shit
hollow yacht
awwwwwww
grim edge
im not even talking to this acoustic polish kid but hes yapping like a kangaroo
solid cairn
im gonna read levy rozma chess book while on the toilet
umbral wind
☠️
severe oxide
im not even talking to this acoustic polish kid but hes yapping like a kangaroo
u sound fairly acoustic rn
hollow yacht
i actually giggled
severe oxide
bonjour = formal. Salut = informal
vernal kayak
I'm a Spanish major
silk stag
HI CENTIMETREO
grim edge
u sound fairly acoustic rn
hush youre not 8'0
vernal kayak
Idiot it literally says American pronunciation MORTY
severe oxide
maybe idk french
hollow yacht
bri"ish ppl are the second easiest to spot
silk stag
Frenchies boutta flame this texan
hollow yacht
paris is romantic innit
solid cairn
ok im done shititng (i madeworld record)
grim edge
This is the most American thing to ever be seen
vernal kayak
bri"ish ppl are the second easiest to spot
What about English
dense plume
BRO MITTENS IS BACK
vernal kayak
This is the most American thing to ever be seen
True
solid cairn
This is the most American thing to ever be seen
i can make something more american but im sure i would offend most people in here, who are mentally deranged
vernal kayak
BRO THE MAP
hollow yacht
hmmm honestly we only know texas new york cali and the other are irrelevant
umbral wind
Typers typers
vernal kayak
IT'S WORSE
solid cairn
oh my god
severe oxide
i have exam today 😔
hollow yacht
soo new yorkan have attitude which we respect, Californian are mainly the rich one so they ballin, texas lost oblivious and funny cowboy accent...
vernal kayak
MITTENS IS A SHE????
Nowadays you can't tell..
abstract mantle
hollow yacht
oh yeah those have to much love for their cousins we don't talk about em
abstract mantle
been both places can confirm
texas has like a very "western" accent
that is little to no harsh accent
the south is hwere you get the accents i tell u
severe oxide
the southern accent
abstract mantle
the west is jack shit compared to the south
severe oxide
because ur use to it
abstract mantle
severe oxide
u never heard the honky accent
grim edge
a bof a woha
abstract mantle
arctic heart
NAH THEY WEIRD AF
abstract mantle
grim edge
Get this shit off my screen
abstract mantle
boykisser invasion
solid cairn
french people scare me
vernal kayak
Talk to British people about taxes
severe oxide
i met a guy from alabama he said shit is so boring, kids jus be doing meth
abstract mantle
arctic heart
chat here wassup chat
grim edge
It's a good thing I'm not British because it would be tiring knowing I had to do an accent every day.
arctic heart
https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don%27t-you-cat-lowpoly-3...
funny
arctic heart
i met a guy from alabama he said shit is so boring, kids jus be doing meth
i do math
severe oxide
he said one of his friends did meth and shot up a random house
solid cairn
get help
arctic heart
he said one of his friends did meth and shot up a random house
basic american stuff
vernal kayak
please i have a family
And I don't... so I don't care
grim edge
@vernal kayak what is your rating
hollow yacht
how would expect him to talk? tune that a lil to look more cowboyish that's texas accent @grim edge
arctic heart
yoy do math tho
severe oxide
vernal kayak
<@1178544047242088469> what is your rating
1600
hollow yacht
m sorry 😭😭
vernal kayak
why me im 1200
Oh I meant 1v1 me in math
grim edge
I'm 1330
arctic heart
Oh I meant 1v1 me in math
ah yes sure that would be fun
grim edge
damn xd
vernal kayak
ah yes sure that would be fun
What math you wanna do
solid cairn
I have a cool lil tactic here
keen parrot
absolutely filthy 3300 rated puzzle
arctic heart
What math you wanna do
I prefer basic algebra or algebric equations
grim edge
The routine of an average american teenager
vernal kayak
absolutely filthy 3300 rated puzzle
Just push right
keen parrot
full lines plz
vernal kayak
I prefer basic algebra or algebric equations
Algebra 1 or 2
arctic heart
Algebra 1 or 2
1
hollow yacht
calculus >>>
keen parrot
Kh5
arctic heart
calculus >>>
i can't do calculus
vernal kayak
calculus >>>
Yeah I agree...
keen parrot
Wrong.
warped vigil
i can't do calculus
calc is fun!
grim edge
absolutely filthy 3300 rated puzzle
Kg8
hollow yacht
calc is fun!
i like to do probabilities as well it's like chess puzzle that i'm actually able to solve
vernal kayak
@grim edge do you wanna 1v1 Chess
wind vector
Algebra 1 or 2
0
keen parrot
nope, he goes Kg5 and h5 next and takes the f pawn, equal
grim edge
<@456226577798135808> do you wanna 1v1 Chess
yes
warped vigil
i like to do probabilities as well it's like chess puzzle that i'm actually able...
calculus is fun
arctic heart
i like to do probabilities as well it's like chess puzzle that i'm actually able...
probabilities is fun too
keen parrot
gas station
wind vector
absolutely filthy 3300 rated puzzle
f5 g6 f4
arctic heart
graphs and stats are usually fun
hollow yacht
i like getting internet validation too
peak plank
ohwow trolling in CA
warm zodiac
Made up internet points are where I get 95% of my self worth
keen parrot
come on pixel you can do it
grim edge
@vernal kayak Send via dm instead of taking action
keen parrot
solve my puzzle
hollow yacht
maybe u into geometry!?
vernal kayak
<@1178544047242088469> Send via dm instead of taking action
Huh
peak plank
solve my puzzle
hm?
warm zodiac
ohwow trolling in CA
What's happening in CA?
keen parrot
absolutely filthy 3300 rated puzzle
@peak plank
wind vector
white plays Kh5
Kg7 g6 hxg6 Kg5 Kf6 Kf4
peak plank
absolutely filthy 3300 rated puzzle
umm push pawn becuase no other move makes sence
keen parrot
umm push pawn becuase no other move makes sence
and after Kh5?
hollow yacht
Made up internet points are where I get 95% of my self worth
the other 5% is my granma gasing me up
solid cairn
now i feel terrible
grim edge
@vernal kayak someone else entered
vernal kayak
<@1178544047242088469> someone else entered
Ohh
grim edge
I'm not in the match
warped vigil
OHOHOHOHOHO
2. Kg8
arctic heart
absolutely filthy 3300 rated puzzle
f5 and Kg7?
vernal kayak
Ok I sent
warped vigil
KG8!!!
vernal kayak
In dm
warped vigil
is that it
keen parrot
OHOHOHOHOHO
2. Kg8
yessir, and after g6?
peak plank
and after Kh5?
prob kg7 so pawn is forced to push?
warped vigil
yessir, and after g6?
h6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
keen parrot
h6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bingo
hollow yacht
nighty autistic polish kid
warped vigil
THATS GENIUUUUUUS
wind vector
prob kg7 so pawn is forced to push?
oh that endgame isn’t winning
peak plank
oh thats nice @warped vigil
peak plank
yeah
peak plank
Ohwow being a bully smh
grim edge
anyone wants to go against me in chess
peak plank
also a catfish smh
grim edge
I’m 556 and on a 5 win streak
keen parrot
<@313193051541602306> can you solve my study
Nb5?
warped vigil
and...?
peak plank
I’m 556 and on a 5 win streak
🥱
grim edge
Anyone wants to play
warped vigil
pixel do you want to play ultrabullet
peak plank
pixel do you want to play ultrabullet
hell no
warm zodiac
Pixel is chess monster
vernal kayak
Damn GG @grim edge
solid cairn
my clickbait meme videos have amassed over 4.2k views total
vernal kayak
I'm insane at tactics
peak plank
pixel do you want to play ultrabullet
even though you are a turtle
warped vigil
who wants to play ultrabullet
grim edge
I bet I could beat pixel
peak plank
im also very slow
vernal kayak
who wants to play ultrabullet
Me
warped vigil
okok
vernal kayak
I put my queen in a very wrong place
True
grim edge
otherwise i would have won
warm zodiac
who wants to play ultrabullet
I could if I drank enough caffeine to kill 385 elephants
vernal kayak
otherwise i would have won
Nah I calculated
worn iceBOT
Chess.com Bot
peak plank
connect ur account @grim edge
warped vigil
vernal kayak
@grim edge it was rook takes that was a mistake
grim edge
<@456226577798135808> it was rook takes that was a mistake
If I played Knight f6 it would be better
@peak plank check dms
slow flicker
SACRE BLEUUU
warm zodiac
SACRE BLEUUU
!welcome
slow flicker
Ello
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warm zodiac
<@1087168203198845070> check dms
!welcome
vernal kayak
If I played Knight f6 it would be better
Damn I made a mistake when I took the bishop apparently taking the knight was already winning
grim edge
I have a crush on chess…….
solid cairn
@slow flicker
solid cairn
I have a crush on chess…….
dont we all
slow flicker
<@912512413637681182>
Good night
solid cairn
wait
vernal kayak
We are just part of the few who have learned Chess
slow flicker
And think my chess games are a dream
grim edge
Anyone wants to go against me in chess
solid cairn
how do you have a crush on a board game?
warm zodiac
dont we all
no most of us are straight up chess addicted fiends
solid cairn
Anyone wants to go against me in chess
whats your elo
grim edge
I’m a 567 and started playing on my account yesterday
solid cairn
no most of us are straight up chess addicted fiends
#relatable #wawr xd
grim edge
I went from 290 to 567
grim edge
Damn I made a mistake when I took the bishop apparently taking the knight was al...
yes pawn c4
In a few hours
warped vigil
who am i playing @vital acorn
vernal kayak
yes pawn c4
Ye
warm zodiac
Connect your account, you get access to more channels once you do that and chat here for a few days
solid cairn
I’m a 567 and started playing on my account yesterday
Well, im 1100, so im not ognna play you, you can ask around here for people to play
peak plank
who am i playing <@878846990681767956>
wtf was that
vernal kayak
who am i playing <@878846990681767956>
1v1 me in ultrabullet
warm zodiac
wtf was that
A poor life choice
peak plank
never playing UB without a mouse again
warped vigil
wtf was that
i'm pinging everyone ofc
grim edge
Well, im 1100, so im not ognna play you, you can ask around here for people to p...
Well ok
warm zodiac
i'm pinging everyone ofc
It doesn't work
warped vigil
It doesn't work
darn
vernal kayak
It doesn't work
No shit
solid cairn
アメリカの伝承は奴隷制度である 
warped vigil
@all members
warm zodiac
Rule number 1 of managing a server with more than 3 people: disable @ everyone.
warped vigil
@online
slow flicker
Where do I stream
warped vigil
@here
slow flicker
Chess games hmmm..?
warm zodiac
Where do I stream
!trusted
stable jungleBOT
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warped vigil
here works
grim edge
hello
solid cairn
Well ok
i mean, i didn't mean it like that, ill play basically anyone its just im sure you dont want to play me since im very much more advanced than you, so the game will be unfair
peak plank
it doesnt work.
warm zodiac
Nope, doesn't ping
solid cairn
アメリカの伝承は奴隷制度である @peak plank
warped vigil
dang
peak plank
アメリカの伝承は奴隷制度である <@1087168203198845070>
no
warped vigil
alr i'll just ping everyone individualy
slow flicker
!trusted
Do I go to a different channel if one already has one person streaming orrrr
severe oxide
Do I go to a different channel if one already has one person streaming orrrr
u cant stream unless ur trusted read the message dumbass
peak plank
アメリカの伝承は奴隷制度である <@1087168203198845070>
also !eng and not the chat for this
stable jungleBOT
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
warm zodiac
Do I go to a different channel if one already has one person streaming orrrr
You need to have the trusted role to stream
worn iceBOT
Chess.com Bot
solid cairn
also !eng and not the chat for this
slow flicker
bros an omori player
I find people falling down stairs and heights funny
peak plank
I find people falling down stairs and heights funny
🥶
peak plank
pixel 1v1 m1
no
slow flicker
Time to climb the ladder of the 2000s now
solid cairn
female gru
peak plank
female gru
❌
slow flicker
female gru
Pass
slow flicker
I wanna play with someone :<
peak plank
Ytes i know u want that 20-0 score
nah it would be too easy
solid cairn
nah it would be too easy
1v1 me or no bitches
peak plank
I wanna play with someone :<
you have 45 games only. come back when you have 10 times that.
warm zodiac
I just wanna beat pixel once. It'll happen... eventually...
peak plank
1v1 me or no bitches
im already 13-0 vs you.
peak plank
I just wanna beat pixel once. It'll happen... eventually...
it 100% will happen, there are many times where I feel like trolling and play some shit im not familiar with and lose
slow flicker
hopefully I dont get embed failed
peak plank
you cant embed btw
warm zodiac
it 100% will happen, there are many times where I feel like trolling and play so...
Yeah but I don't want to beat you for that reason. I wanna actually beat you.
solid cairn
im already 13-0 vs you.
and
peak plank
Yeah but I don't want to beat you for that reason. I wanna actually beat you.
also can be done dw some days I play like what my rating says I should play like
cedar drift
Yeah but I don't want to beat you for that reason. I wanna actually beat you.
I also main goliath clerics :hehe:
hasty trail
Pixel
slow flicker
I challenge someone to a duel
solid cairn
if you beat me ill give you my moms phone number
peak plank
if you beat me ill give you my moms phone number
no
slow flicker
if you beat me ill give you my moms phone number
Is she da queen?
hasty trail
@peak plank Omg ur gm now
peak plank
yeah, self-proclaimed
hasty trail
Damm pixel
warm zodiac
I also main goliath clerics :hehe:
Do I sense a D&D connosieur in the chat??
peak plank
1v1 mwe mplaaaaaaasswssewwew
only if the time control is 5+0 or less
hasty trail
yeah, self-proclaimed
Btw pixel is this good win rate
peak plank
Btw pixel is this good win rate
hasty trail
<:brilliant:823649018616872971>
Thanks mate
slow flicker
I love passionate chess like the time control is 30 + 0 or 15 + 10
solid cairn
only if the time control is 5+0 or less
ok
hasty trail
Wait
slow flicker
More passionate and I get to see good games
solid cairn
send link bbg @peak plank
hasty trail
How do I change my name to 600elo @peak plank
hasty trail
Done it
peak plank
How do I change my name to 600elo <@1087168203198845070>
use / nick
hasty trail
Muahhahaa
slow flicker
I wanna play with someone
hasty trail
Play me
slow flicker
Okay
peak plank
I wanna play with someone
come back when you have 450 games and an account not closed
hasty trail
Whats ur user
peak plank
like, both at the same thime
slow flicker
Heh
hasty trail
Are they cheating
peak plank
I didnt check
solid cairn
vbrh
peak plank
if they cheat or not, I just would rather include that
solid cairn
its not letting me click tbhe link
peak plank
regardless
slow flicker
come back when you have 450 games and an account not closed
idk what that means
shy pike
if they cheat or not, I just would rather include that
pixie
frosty fulcrum
I wanna play with someone
u spawned me
hasty trail
What's ur user@slow flicker
slow flicker
What's ur user<@912512413637681182>
TheLoudKing
grim edge
Hey guys
shy pike
9 day left until wat
alpine cargo
grim edge
9 day left until wat
Uhm don't worry about it
slow flicker
What's ur user<@912512413637681182>
rapid only though, No bullet or blitz, and I want you trying your best
upbeat viper
shy pike
Uhm don't worry about it
well i hope it isn't as extreme as what my mind went to...
grim edge
bast go to sleep
upbeat viper
No
grim edge
ugh why
shy pike
but that's just cause im slightly messed up so
grim edge
well i hope it isn't as extreme as what my mind went to...
Meh
upbeat viper
Gn
grim edge
night
warm zodiac
Oh jeez, pixel is rocking their prep right now
hasty trail
@slow flickerjoin vc
grim edge
Someone, please go against me, Im a muslim 13 year old who has a 567 in chess
hasty trail
streaming 2
slow flicker
<@912512413637681182>join vc
rapid
shy pike
Someone, please go against me, Im a muslim 13 year old who has a 567 in chess
why would anyone need to know you're Muslim or 13 to play against you
frosty fulcrum
Someone, please go against me, Im a muslim 13 year old who has a 567 in chess
bro what?
warm zodiac
Someone, please go against me, Im a muslim 13 year old who has a 567 in chess
What does that matter, the only thing that matters is your skill level
peak plank
Oh jeez, pixel is rocking their prep right now
I cant prep vs dubious things
grim edge
What does that matter, the only thing that matters is your skill level
Fr
For example, I’m a GM
upbeat viper
Gm
warm zodiac
I cant prep vs dubious things
Okay, fair, I saw the reti gambit and assumed
upbeat viper
What a title
peak plank
oops slip
warm zodiac
Yeaaaaaah
peak plank
took 15 games
solid cairn
YOOOOO
grim edge
Idek how to play it properly (idk the theory) but it’s very intuitive
compact mantle
I still don’t know what reti gambit is
solid cairn
YAY ty
grim edge
gg
solid cairn
but it was worth an effort
ty pixel
peak plank
I still don’t know what reti gambit is
that shit I played vs you
grim edge
What does that matter, the only thing that matters is your skill level
I’m going against a 939 from china
This is too much for me
compact mantle
that shit I played vs you
1Nf3 d5 2c4?
peak plank
1Nf3 d5 2c4?
yep
compact mantle
Hell nah😂
peak plank
mouse slip
its okay, that makes two
warm zodiac
Why'd you resign?
compact mantle
Nah maybe it’s good I just wouldn’t play it
solid cairn
its okay, that makes two
yes
compact mantle
Imma learn catalan tho
grim edge
I still don’t know what reti gambit is
White gambit, nf3, d5, c4
peak plank
Nah maybe it’s good I just wouldn’t play it
the amount of people that lose early on to it is insane
you legit play the most solid varations vs it @compact mantle
compact mantle
you legit play the most solid varations vs it <@857296401200971788>
I just know how to play against colle
And it usually transposes lmao
compact mantle
Catalan is a difficult opening
It’s fun
grim edge
what is this supposed to mean
Don't worry about it
peak plank
And it usually transposes lmao
I dont know what lines are in the colle
thick kernel
im basically him
compact mantle
It challenges me
grim edge
May as well just play Queen’s Gambit
shy pike
Don't worry about it
well i am going to worry about it because you're acting like me and that isn't good
solid cairn
I dont know what lines are in the colle
1v1 me right now
peak plank
1v1 me right now
I did that already
compact mantle
I dont know what lines are in the colle
You get a lot of a2 b3 c4 d4 e3 f2 and completely symmetrical with black
grim edge
Anyway I’m gonna sleep gn x
compact mantle
May as well just play Queen’s Gambit
Nah that’s different
peak plank
You get a lot of a2 b3 c4 d4 e3 f2 and completely symmetrical with black
f3 e4?
compact mantle
I like the queenside play in the catalan
plain lion
thick kernel
w
shy pike
vernal kayak
How come beating my meat makes me need to piss after
peak plank
I was looking at transposing to a type of carlsbad formation and exchanging and playing on what I know about it vs you after nf3 d5 c4 e6
thick kernel
bro what
thick kernel
How come beating my meat makes me need to piss after
bro what
compact mantle
I was looking at transposing to a type of carlsbad formation and exchanging and ...
Yeah I have some theory on it as black but tbh I haven’t gone through that in a while
compact mantle
As a Nimzo player I occasionally get into a QGD
peak plank
As a Nimzo player I occasionally get into a QGD
thats fair
warm zodiac
I was looking at transposing to a type of carlsbad formation and exchanging and ...
Where did you study everything? Like books or what?
peak plank
Where did you study everything? Like books or what?
I combine mutliple things togther and then try to sort it out into somthing legable
compact mantle
I prefer the semi tarrasch structures over carlsbad tho
peak plank
I prefer the semi tarrasch structures over carlsbad tho
how about neo-catalan?
warm zodiac
i perfer a knight and bishop or vice versa for a rook
trading a rook for a knight and a bishop is often good in the middlegame but it can turn into a liability in some endgames
compact mantle
I don’t rlly like those structures, it’s very unusual
alpine cargo
because 1 < 2
I prefer to look at it as 6 > 5
fallen valley
how about neo-catalan?
Neo Catalan my beloved
maiden mesa
anyone know who this guy is? it said I added him as a friend, he only made his account about a week ago and he has 75000 friends
azure adder
Yo guys im trying to buy the mittens plushie, yall know any promo codes?
alpine cargo
I play Kings Indian Attack lmao
solid cairn
im so good at this game
compact mantle
Og catalan is just preferable imo
azure adder
anyone know who this guy is? it said I added him as a friend, he only made his a...
Hacker/bot prob
azure adder
Og catalan is just preferable imo
Catalan is ass
solid cairn
trading a rook for a knight and a bishop is often good in the middlegame but it ...
unless you know how to make with knight and bishop
alpine cargo
Thats not winning tho is it
lol
alpine cargo
yeah you need to give up the rook I think
by moving the bishop to open up the other rook
peak plank
I combine mutliple things togther and then try to sort it out into somthing lega...
Chessable + lichess analysis + lichess player database, then put together to remember in a lichess study (https://lichess.org/study/z1O7hjQe) and chessbook.com @warm zodiac
alpine cargo
How do you be trusted?
Stay like a lot of days in the server I think
alpine cargo
Idk tbh
azure adder
Stay like a lot of days in the server I think
Oh, mb.
alpine cargo
Chessable + lichess analysis + lichess player database, then put together to rem...
Is it free or nah
azure adder
Tysm.
alpine cargo
lol
solid cairn
What do you play after Nd6?
wm Nd6
alpine cargo
fav instrument?
Violin prob
peak plank
Is it free or nah
all free cources but tbh they are only helpful to supply lines to pick out of when you cant come up with anything youself or general ideas
alpine cargo
I love how it sounds
solid cairn
if Nd6 was played i would have played Rd1 and sacrificed the rook
alpine cargo
all free cources but tbh they are only helpful to supply lines to pick out of wh...
Im studying a line of the Kings Indian Attack (ik its a lil bit obsolete but whatever) of e4, c5, d3, anything for that
alpine cargo
if Nd6 was played i would have played Rd1 and sacrificed the rook
Isnt there like Be6 now
nvm not e6
I mean I think its the best choice
warm zodiac
Im studying a line of the Kings Indian Attack (ik its a lil bit obsolete but wha...
KIA isn't obsolete, it's a perfectly viable opening
alpine cargo
KIA isn't obsolete, it's a perfectly viable opening
oh thx
solid cairn
if that then i take the rook then the bishop and im winning
alpine cargo
if that then i take the rook then the bishop and im winning
Oop I think he messed up a lil bir
He played Nd6 before Be6
peak plank
Im studying a line of the Kings Indian Attack (ik its a lil bit obsolete but wha...
NM robert guy
compact mantle
At 1100+ you’re not winning unless you’ve given mate or your opponent resigns
alpine cargo
I think Be6 first was less worse
alpine cargo
NM robert guy
Alr Ill look into it
alpine cargo
At 1100+ you’re not winning unless you’ve given mate or your opponent resigns
Depends
theres some actually strong 1100 lol
solid cairn
He played Nd6 before Be6
i guess
solid cairn
theres some actually strong 1100 lol
i am strong 1100
solid cairn
bro resigned in the first move
alpine cargo
bro resigned in the first move
That happens
dreamy siren
A strong 1100 isn’t 1100
Lol yeah 1100 is 1100 it doesn't make sense
alpine cargo
bro is prob on a losing streak
solid cairn
what do you play
If i face 1.e4e5 then Nf3 i typically play petrovs defense followed up with D4 for a sort of reverse scotch depending on what white plays
peak plank
whoese gonna tell him
worn iceBOT
compact mantle
whoese gonna tell him
Steven Seagal is his dad
alpine cargo
Lol yeah 1100 is 1100 it doesn't make sense
Could be someone playing in an old account thats rated 1100 when he plays like a 2300
you never know
viral quarry
How come beating my meat makes me need to piss after
it's to clear out the urinary tract so that you reduce the chances of getting an STI or a UTI
peak plank
Lol yeah 1100 is 1100 it doesn't make sense
im 1000 and im not 1000 😄
frosty fulcrum
whoese gonna tell him
Sniper 💪
vernal kayak
it's to clear out the urinary tract so that you reduce the chances of getting an...
Nice.
solid cairn
alpine cargo
If i face 1.e4e5 then Nf3 i typically play petrovs defense followed up with D4 f...
So what if e4, e5, Nf3, Nf6, Nxe4
peak plank
Lol yeah 1100 is 1100 it doesn't make sense
*im a strong 1100 and stronger than 1100
alpine cargo
💀
solid cairn
So what if e4, e5, Nf3, Nf6, Nxe4
wait huh, is that like a off brand halloween gambit
frosty fulcrum
bro wrote the shittiest internet joke
alpine cargo
where do you find nxe4? 💀
didnt u say u play petrov
solid cairn
oh
fiery beacon
N cant take e4 <:blunder:823648979194740746>
he said nf6 lmaooo
compact mantle
It’s Nxe5 still
alpine cargo
It’s Nxe5 still
what
tranquil crystal
solid cairn
oh yeah sorry
so nxe5?
compact mantle
Stafford
bright prairie
Hi chat
peak plank
I dont know what possesed me to play this
compact mantle
Nooo
solid cairn
peak plank
how tf did I screw that uo
alpine cargo
alr
ancient hare
ar ar ar ar
alpine cargo
Tbf I just play french with black and KIA with white when theres no e5
compact mantle
how tf did I screw that uo
Thats what you get for playing maroczy against a sicilian
solid cairn
alr
if they play d4 i play d4 kicking the knight then i follow with Qxd4+ and if Be2 which is very common i play bc5 then castle so i dont get my queen pinnED
final gust
Gents, don't take sleep for granted
peak plank
Thats what you get for playing maroczy against a sicilian
I did it the wrong move order 😦
compact mantle
Gents, don't take sleep for granted
I don’t take it at all
solid cairn
h9ow get this user hates trusted role
compact mantle
I did it the wrong move order 😦
Indeed
But it’s still a game
Just say it’s theory and try to win still
alpine cargo
if they play d4 i play d4 kicking the knight then i follow with Qxd4+ and if Be...
Bc5?
solid cairn
if they play d4 i play d4 kicking the knight then i follow with Qxd4+ and if Be...
i meant if theyt play d4 i play d6 kicking the knight then i follow with that i sa8id
final gust
I don’t take it at all
I almost tilted away a completely winning posting becuz I'm tweaking from sleep deprivation
compact mantle
I almost tilted away a completely winning posting becuz I'm tweaking from sleep ...
Bruh
slow flicker
i meant if theyt play d4 i play d6 kicking the knight then i follow with that i ...
I love the reti
RETI
peak plank
reti 😄
slow flicker
:3
solid cairn
Oops i mean bc7, i just develop then castle
or sometimes i play g6, then bg7 then castle
final gust
I almost tilted away a completely winning posting becuz I'm tweaking from sleep ...
I literally sighed "f" wen he resigned cuz I was stressed out af
peak plank
the reti made me stopped getting out-theoryed
compact mantle
Shi I never get out theory’ed
compact mantle
Bc I just know openings like that
grim edge
well i am going to worry about it because you're acting like me and that isn't g...
Not gonna do anything I promise
shy pike
Not gonna do anything I promise
sooooo it isn't super super serious?
slow flicker
the reti made me stopped getting out-theoryed
I like the reti since ummm (idk I just play the Reti to honor my uncle...)
grim edge
sooooo it isn't super super serious?
Kinda
compact mantle
I like the reti since ummm (idk I just play the Reti to honor my uncle...)
Why
alpine cargo
Bc I just know openings like that
Do you play e4 or d4
solid cairn
How do ig et user hates trusted role color
final gust
the reti made me stopped getting out-theoryed
I always get out theory'd. Ima learn t sicilian as black e5 is aight ut I need to start winning on demand
compact mantle
What do u play after e4, e6
Resigns
warm zodiac
How do ig et user hates trusted role color
compact mantle
Ngl I have trauma’s against that damn french
alpine cargo
I play the french lolll
compact mantle
But I play advance french in all seriousness
alpine cargo
But I play advance french in all seriousness
Yh its probably the best
slow flicker
Reti ❤️
final gust
Ngl I have trauma’s against that damn french
French deez nutz. Just exchange and u got a pretty simple but boring game
compact mantle
Nc3 French is also very good
solid cairn
<id:customize>
yeah i dont see it
slow flicker
I like playing against caro kann players
compact mantle
French deez nutz. Just exchange and u got a pretty simple but boring game
Yes that’s what I do in a non must win situation in tournaments
slow flicker
since it's not a regular opening I see
alpine cargo
Nc3 French is also very good
Winaver?
alpine cargo
yeah, rn Im studying how to play against Tarrasch
compact mantle
My coach plays french
final gust
Yes that’s what I do in a non must win situation in tournaments
Last time I played French advance was wen I was 1500
compact mantle
My coach plays french
Thats why I’m learning d4
compact mantle
Last time I played French advance was wen I was 1500
Shi
final gust
Last time I played French advance was wen I was 1500
So like last year December
solid cairn
bruh h9ow do i get this user hates trusted role color
slow flicker
c6 uwu
peak plank
how tf did I throw
final gust
Advance is gud
Never heard of it
slow flicker
I used to play c6 against my uncle...
slow flicker
get help you freak
I don't actually play it
compact mantle
I used to play c6 against my uncle...
Damn bru you having a breakddown rn?
slow flicker
Damn bru you having a breakddown rn?
I just miss my uncle ;-;
compact mantle
I just miss my uncle ;-;
Yes I was just observing, I didn’t judge
sand crater
guys i just got to 1000 rating in rapid
solid cairn
Before my uncle taught me
i bet he taught you some other stuff in the closet you filthy filthy c6 player
slow flicker
guys i just got to 1000 rating in rapid
I challenge you to a duel
sand crater
how long should i take theoretically to get to 1100
warm zodiac
guys i just got to 1000 rating in rapid
great job!
slow flicker
i bet he taught you some other stuff in the closet you filthy filthy c6 player
Dawg wat 
sand crater
great job!
thanks
solid cairn
Dawg wat <:Sadge:754408587735859331>
https://tenor.com/view/baki-baby-wah-wah-baki-ali-jr-cry-baki-ali-jr-crying-gif-14072499372459106739
compact mantle
how long should i take theoretically to get to 1100
A month
sand crater
a month?
i went from 400 elo to 1000 elo in a month though
surely i can progress faster than that
compact mantle
i bet he taught you some other stuff in the closet you filthy filthy c6 player
Bro 💀
Thats foul af
warm zodiac
how long should i take theoretically to get to 1100
It varies from person to person, there's no theoretical amount of time it should or shouldn't take.
compact mantle
surely i can progress faster than that
Idk maybe 1300 in a month
solid cairn
Thats foul af
i know
sand crater
well
sand crater
im just going to keep playing chess games and hope i get better, because i have no way how to actually improve
crystal jewel
Yo?
sand crater
i also have no idea how to actually improve :>
compact mantle
im just going to keep playing chess games and hope i get better, because i have ...
Sounds like a paradox to me
sand crater
thats what ive been doing thoygh
keen parrot
first to solve gets a kiss on the cheek
compact mantle
R1-d4+ Kg3 Rb4# I suck
keen parrot
now wheres my kiss bbg
none for you you got it wrong
keen parrot
R1-d4+ Kg3 Rb4# I suck
Ka2
solid cairn
none for you you got it wrong
but its free bishop
warm zodiac
Why on earth would you premove in the opening...
compact mantle
Yes
slow flicker
Dawg
gentle steppe
In few hrs there is my French paper
warm zodiac
In a 10 min game
gentle steppe
I WILL FAIL
slow flicker
What is this cat named mittens it's too broken ;-;
gentle steppe
Give me ur blessings ppl
slow flicker
I shouldn't be struggling
slow flicker
no one gets a kiss ig
psst
warm zodiac
What is this cat named mittens it's too broken ;-;
Mittens is a grandmaster+ level bot
gentle steppe
Wow nobody cares
compact mantle
Is it b4
slow flicker
Mittens is a grandmaster+ level bot
I almost beated a 2600 grandmaster bot
compact mantle
To go Kb2
compact mantle
And Rc5
keen parrot
b4 too slow
solid cairn
What is this cat named mittens it's too broken ;-;
dang apparently you didnt play chess injanuary 2023
sand crater
I almost beated a 2600 grandmaster bot
how long did it take you to get to 2000+ elo
keen parrot
black can go Kb3-a4
warm zodiac
I almost beated a 2600 grandmaster bot
Hikaru wasn't even able to consistently beat it. I think he did eventually beat it but at first the best he could do was a draw.
compact mantle
I’m so dumb
keen parrot
Did I miss R1-d3
hehe
slow flicker
What is this position 
keen parrot
here you go jona 😙
compact mantle
Thanks babe
sand crater
*Hikaru* wasn't even able to consistently beat it. I think he did eventually bea...
2600 gm and 2600 gm bot is a huge difference. the bot is probably 100 elo points higher than it says it is
warm zodiac
2600 gm and 2600 gm bot is a huge difference. the bot is probably 100 elo points...
The bots elo is listed as 1
sand crater
oh
slow flicker
this animal
sand crater
for the memes probably
warm zodiac
It's designed to play almost perfectly. It basically plays like stockfish on depth 5-10
sand crater
oh
compact mantle
this animal
You play caro kann?
sand crater
i went to play it today and got my butt whooped and i was very disappointed i lost to a 1 elo bot
solid cairn
I will be purchasing my year of diamond membership when my mother gets home.
short sail
Isn’t mittens basically stock fish but does a little bit of trolling?
slow flicker
You play caro kann?
no I don't anymore
sand crater
stock fish is better than mittens
compact mantle
no I don't anymore
Nooo what do you play currently?
sand crater
stockfish doesnt troll though so we like mittens better
slow flicker
Nooo what do you play currently?
reti
compact mantle
No but against e4
sand crater
its a weaker stockfish that sometimes plays meme moves
slow flicker
No but against e4
e5 or somthing with the horses
slow flicker
caro-kann is weirdo said my uncle
sand crater
i watched a hikaru speedrun video where he sacrificed the queen against a 2300 elo. well, i sacrificed my queen against my 600 elo brother and lost the game
dont know how he does it
maybe its juts cuz im trash
compact mantle
caro-kann is weirdo said my uncle
Yes he is right
It is a weird opening
Thats why it works
slow flicker
No
sand crater
lol
slow flicker
It's annoying and gurantees a good game
slow flicker
I love playing against it since I just love seeing their defense fall and plans perish
sand crater
the only opening i know a lot about and have seen a lot of lines is the spanish
compact mantle
Noooo
sand crater
because i play the spanish against every person when im white
shadow night
https://tenor.com/view/real-aussie-patriots-albo-this-post-was-fact-checked-gif-18155792714411641156
sand crater
castling queen side is more aggressive right?
compact mantle
Not if your opponent is also castled queenside
warm zodiac
OMG i will take this
vernal kayak
OMG i will take this
Cap
warm zodiac
on time ^
Yes. The chances of me outplaying mittens are effectively 0. flagging though.....
vernal kayak
im just like that
Ok well I invented portal tech
slow flicker
THIS IDIOT CAT
abstract mantle
compact mantle
THIS IDIOT CAT
Bc u didn’t play caro kann
slow flicker
Bc u didn’t play caro kann
It's forcing me to trade
compact mantle
Trade what
slow flicker
I wanted my games to last longer
compact mantle
You like rook endgames?
compact mantle
I wanted my games to last longer
Then you haven’t had a proper rook endgame
slow flicker
I wanna have fun not jump to conclusioin so early
stable mirage
smh why do these nerds have their rating in their name
compact mantle
Bc I need to flex
slow flicker
Then you haven’t had a proper rook endgame
I have great endgame skills
compact mantle
Fr
stable mirage
i hate bullet but I can’t force myself to play slow enough for blitz
compact mantle
I have to train my endgames before 26th of december
slow flicker
smh why do these nerds have their rating in their name
cry about it
stable mirage
recently at least
nova trellis
i hate bullet but I can’t force myself to play slow enough for blitz
play rapid
stable mirage
play rapid
cheater fest
compact mantle
Otherwise I’ll get destroyed by every 2100 I face lol
stable mirage
would rather not touch it
nova trellis
cheater fest
...
stable mirage
maybe I’ll push to 2300 some time but it’s not fun
fallen valley
i hate bullet but I can’t force myself to play slow enough for blitz
Bro try not being addicted to immediate dopamine hits
nova trellis
there are more cheaters in blitz i feel like
slow flicker
maybe I’ll push to 2300 some time but it’s not fun
I'll reach to the top 2900
compact mantle
Shi
stable mirage
Bro try not being addicted to immediate dopamine hits
I’m doing my best
nova trellis
when did u guys start playing chess
stable mirage
it’s 25:30 for me
sand crater
real
nova trellis
its 115:26 for me
young pagoda
830 pm for me
young pagoda
I’m in top 2k active players nationally
where?
sand crater
source trust me bro ^
compact mantle
In the Netherlands
sand crater
south korea
young pagoda
there are more cheaters in blitz i feel like
Its weird but yeah
nova trellis
some cheaters use a chrome extension called chess assist
sand crater
i miss texas
nova trellis
you can adjust the engine speed of moving
young pagoda
some cheaters use a chrome extension called chess assist
Has chess com tried to take it down?
slow flicker
omg
nova trellis
idts
final gust
Its just giving away the d4 pawn
Ah
nova trellis
someone wanna play some games?
slow flicker
Thsi idiot catttttt
nova trellis
like 1 or 2
compact mantle
L
nova trellis
bozo
slow flicker
yeah how to post
stable mirage
should be in share somewhere
warm zodiac
yeah how to post
Share the url, but I don't think it will embed for you (I could be wrong though since that's done by the albert bot)
slow flicker
Share the url, but I don't think it will embed for you (I could be wrong though ...
/game/computer/100350359
Wait I'm an idiot
stable mirage
solid cairn
worn iceBOT
https://www.chess.com/game/computer/100350359
bright prairie
@stable mirage hiii 
stable mirage
<@696043553587069012> hiii <:Starege:1078430335341187153>
hello
warm zodiac
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/100349521
I love the coach eval of the game. "Sudden - you saw your chance and took it." Yeah, I know, that's why I played a bullet game... only chance i had lol
bright prairie
It's 4 December omg
upbeat viper
slow flicker
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006369257040388238/1181046490404237452/S...
Romance please
bright prairie
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/100349521
I love the coach eval of...
We don't have the same coach
slow flicker
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/100349521
I love the coach eval of...
I dislike bullet
warm zodiac
We don't have the same coach
You actually used to be able to get the coach to tell you that you deserve to lose by playing f3, kf2 for your first two moves. That's been patched out though.
bright prairie
Toyota
warm zodiac
I dislike bullet
Same but bots always play slow, so you can beat them in bullet. I even beat the hikaru bot in a bullet game, which just feels wrong.
bright prairie
Beating hikaru feels wrong
slow flicker
Same but bots always play slow, so you can beat them in bullet. I even beat the ...
…
bright prairie
No matter the time control
slow flicker
Who’s Hikaru?
bright prairie
That guy's who's good but not as good as magnus
warm zodiac
Hikaru Nakamure. American grandmaster and one of the best speed chess players who ever lived. He fluctuates in the top 5 players in the world.
bright prairie
||I'm joking guys || plz don't hurt me hikaru nakamura fanboys
slow flicker
Hikaru Nakamure. American grandmaster and one of the best speed chess players wh...
Speed chess… Yeah no red flag already
twin moon
Good morning/afternoon/night/any other time frame
slow flicker
Good morning/afternoon/night/any other time frame
Evening*
slow flicker
That’s why I said any other time frame
I’m just correcting night
twin moon
I’m just correcting night
I say night
warm zodiac
Speed chess… Yeah no red flag already
He's still a 2775 rated grandmaster (give or take). He's one of the few people in the world who can claim to even resemble something of a rival for Magnus.
slow flicker
He's still a 2775 rated grandmaster (give or take). He's one of the few people i...
Speed chess means he’s too quick
solid cairn
Man lore: 👩 : he hurt me! and i dont have any proof or bruises cops: ok buddy you get jail time you woman beater. 👨 : i didnt do anything bruh shes lying! cops: yeah right
slow flicker
I know him
warm zodiac
Speed chess means he’s too quick
He's still one of the top classical players in the world, too.
slow flicker
I just like being public ally humiliated
warm zodiac
That's been pretty definitively disproven.
slow flicker
He's still one of the top classical players in the world, too.
Bet I can beat him :3
warm zodiac
Ah, my bad
bright prairie
warm zodiac
Bet I can beat him :3
Honestly, even if you do cheat against Hikaru, you probably still wouldn't win.
bright prairie
slow flicker
I keep on forgetting that-
warm zodiac
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1180018340266266635/...
She's right you know
bright prairie
That top hat make him more charismatic
slow flicker
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1180018340266266635/...
I like pans
bright prairie
That duck definitely got rizz
summer scarab
Is there a blind chess bot?
bright prairie
@Deleted User
slow flicker
Is there a blind chess bot?
That’s too powerful
solid cairn
She's right you know
n8u uh
summer scarab
Like a bot on discord and you say moves
solid cairn
I like pans
Bro what
slow flicker
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1180018340266266635/...
Boys
solid cairn
Especially when the handle is cold and all that
bro it seems you are mentally challenged
slow flicker
bro it seems you are mentally challenged
I just like cold things okay omg
slow flicker
i dont care get help
Are you cold?
twin moon
I just like cold things okay omg
I like my women the same way I like my planet, too warm to handle
slow flicker
I like my women the same way I like my planet, too warm to handle
Idk cold things feel good to touch
Like when I feel heated it’s just annoying
solid cairn
slow flicker
kinda why 💀
Come here
solid cairn
Idk cold things feel good to touch
why did you ask me if im cold
solid cairn
What's goku doing with.......
thats goku bvlack
cedar drift
Do I sense a D&D connosieur in the chat??
yes yes u do ;)
bright prairie
thats goku bvlack
With Nagatoro
warm zodiac
yes yes u do ;)
Yesssss
slow flicker
Oh my god I keep on forgetting 😭
hushed shuttle
Idk cold things feel good to touch
pillow
warm zodiac
As much as I like chess, my life literally revolves around D&D
bright prairie
@hushed shuttle :3
hushed shuttle
<@1139728267620929697> :3
:3
solid cairn
https://tenor.com/view/anime-tackle-hug-dive-gif-25182133
you dont have my consent to represent me in this manner.
hushed shuttle
Pillow next to open window
pillow next to open door :3
slow flicker
you dont have my consent to represent me in this manner.
:< sowwy
slow flicker
pillow next to open door :3
Ummm close that door :3
hushed shuttle
why
solid cairn
Ummm close that door :3
whats wrong with you
slow flicker
Ummm weird people like @solid cairn will sneak in
bright prairie
Why did i answer to Stormlight messages
finite jasper
slow flicker
https://tenor.com/view/dio-stone-ocean-wine-jojo-part6-gif-24021336
Grrrrr
hushed shuttle
grrrrrrrr
slow flicker
Hmph
hushed shuttle
rawr
stable mirage
nya
stable mirage
ok 600
slow flicker
you all are weirdos
play with me~!
bright prairie
stable mirage
:3
solid cairn
slow flicker
UwU
wicked nest
NO WAY🤯 ITS IN THE DICTIONARY 🤯🤯🤯
solid cairn
play with me~!
you dont have my consent be gone
slow flicker
you dont have my consent be gone
I have the right to refuse service
bright prairie
NO WAY🤯 ITS IN THE DICTIONARY 🤯🤯🤯
Internet dictionary
solid cairn
I have the right to refuse service
ok then have fun in the discord mental mouse house\
slow flicker
ok then have fun in the discord mental mouse house\
Grrrr
wicked nest
Internet dictionary
i would call anything a dictionary if it explains words internet or not
bright prairie
hushed shuttle
wats a gp
slow flicker
Time to hunt down some animals
solid cairn
hushed shuttle
Time to hunt down some animals
🐱 😋
bright prairie
Time to hunt down some animals
No
wicked nest
if gyat is in the dictionary i lose all hope in this generation
slow flicker
Joke on you
bright prairie
Joke on you
Why
slow flicker
Yes grrrr
bright prairie
I'll use my card
slow flicker
I'll use my card
Go ahead
hushed shuttle
thas not horny
bright prairie
wicked nest
is urban dictionary considered a real official dictionary?
slow flicker
Which erases all cards on the field
bright prairie
I activate my trap card
Bro got invisible cards
bright prairie
is urban dictionary considered a real official dictionary?
Yes
wicked nest
i forgot to cancel the reply omg
slow flicker
Bro got invisible cards
UwU
solid cairn
i have no firepower against @slow flicker
bright prairie
is urban dictionary considered a real official dictionary?
But you need valid sources
slow flicker
i have no firepower against <@912512413637681182>
Grrrrr
bright prairie
3am rn
wicked nest
i lose all hope
bright prairie
i lose all hope
Me too
bright prairie
By who???
slow flicker
Both genders??
stable mirage
no posting the n word
bright prairie
Get the gyatt mug!!!!???! 
wicked nest
the Merriam-Webster dictionary which hasbeen publishing since 1828 has rizz in them😭
sinful pivot
alguien q hable español
solid cairn
Both genders??
both genders yeah
bright prairie
@sinful pivot nice car