💬〡general-off-topic

[narrow jacinth]

yup

[next orbit]

2100 monster?

[cerulean rivet]

Does anyone with a main account have 36 games? 😶‍🌫️💀

[chrome veldt]

I feel like Ive seen this before and I got a chance to play it

[narrow jacinth]

no

[cerulean rivet]

You got it 💀👍

[narrow jacinth]

[twin moon]

Depends on rating I suppose

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️.

[cerulean rivet]

Yup😶‍🌫️💀

@vernal kayak gone or wanna 1v1 ? 😶‍🌫️

[vernal kayak]

Ok sure

[coral quartz]

Is it weird that I can't help myself but laugh when I try to lie?

[vernal kayak]

Nah

Normal

[coral quartz]

I can't lie to save my life istg

[potent frost]

I have over 700. 💀

[cerulean rivet]

Link?

[coral quartz]

XD

[cerulean rivet]

Noixe😶‍🌫️

[vernal kayak]

That means you're innocent

[cedar osprey]

No Lichess links please! @vernal kayak

[vernal kayak]

[coral quartz]

Really? 🤔

[chrome veldt]

queen to d5

[potent frost]

Chess.com has beef with lichess?

[vernal kayak]

Goofy

[cerulean rivet]

Enemy? Or opponent company?💀😶‍🌫️

[narrow jacinth]

[vernal kayak]

Yeahh

[chrome veldt]

yes

[cerulean rivet]

@vernal kayak link?

[signal geyser]

A men and woman both driving their own vehicle get into an accident with one another.
The cars are destroyed but the two of them unharmed. The guy approach the girl and says this most be a sign of god that we should spend time together. The woman aggree. The man finds that a bottle of wine was untouched in his car. He says to the girl this most be a sitn that we should celebrate our good fortune. The woman agrees. The guy gives the bottle of wine to the woman who opens it and takes a few. She gives back the hottle to the man who closes it. She asks him if he will not take any. He says jo i think i will wait for the police.

[vernal kayak]

Dm me

[cerulean rivet]

Here? 😶‍🌫️

[vernal kayak]

Can't

[cerulean rivet]

It says we are not on a mutual server😶‍🌫️

[chrome veldt]

qd5 wins more material than that

[vernal kayak]

Add me then

[potent frost]

No bot to prevent textwalls?

[cerulean rivet]

Ok😶‍🌫️

[cedar osprey]

@potent frost@cerulean rivetNo it's just in the rules

[vernal kayak]

Why do you use that emoji

[signal geyser]

It's general not chess talk so

[vernal kayak]

Bro sent Lichess 💀

[chrome veldt]

doesnt really matter I still won more material than that would have

[peak plank]

what the hell happened to the c7 pawn

[final gust]

Bro should grow up

[cerulean rivet]

Because it means every According to the situation 😶‍🌫️ like nice great etc

[potent frost]

That's a damn good move...

[peak plank]

*that dont play bullet

[vernal kayak]

I am!!!

[chrome veldt]

then queen takes h7

[peak plank]

-0.2 isnt a loss of the game but yeah is no +4

[hasty iris]

[cerulean rivet]

@vernal kayak sent you a request

[peak plank]

🥱

[chrome veldt]

what adoes that do I just escape

[hasty iris]

Let's play classical

[chrome veldt]

after I take the rook

[peak plank]

??? the eval dropped but its objectiveley equal

[vernal kayak]

The chess isn't chessing

[next thorn]

Tournament starting right now!
https://www.chess.com/play/arena/3069746

[peak plank]

okay.

https://play.chess.com/gj2A4

[potent frost]

If you take the rook the queen will take your queen and you're losing.

[peak plank]

its equal wtf unity

equal is equal

[potent frost]

Exactly.

[chrome veldt]

oh wait my bad I wasnt thinking but after nd7 I just run and im still winning, I see that ne5 was better thoi

[peak plank]

ITS EQUAL BRO

just because it doesnt feel equal doesnt mean it isnt

"this doesnt feel like a blunder"

[fallen valley]

This is actually a great point. The role of psychology in chess is very much understated

[chrome veldt]

I can feel the condescending energy through the screen shits powerful u got like an aura bro

[cedar osprey]

@peak plankwhat kind of time control is 45:15

[peak plank]

brick wanted classical

[next thorn]

.

[peak plank]

I could do 90+30

[cedar osprey]

Isn't classical 90

yeah

[peak plank]

but I decided to half that

[potent frost]

𝘽𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 equal and 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 equal don't mean the same thing, Pixel.

[chrome veldt]

chess player try to show a worse player a better move without being condescending challenge : impossible

[peak plank]

thats what I said

just because it feels like you are losing doesnt mean you are actually losing

chess isnt about "feels"

its about what is and what isnt

[keen parrot]

yall only look at eval anyway and have that judge the position

[peak plank]

[keen parrot]

no one even mentioned the material imbalance and complexity

[potent frost]

True, @peak plank.

[brittle coral]

How did you know my name???🤯

[finite forum]

It’s not working cause I can’t get me 2FA code

[peak plank]

ok im going to try to stop explaining it to you

[finite forum]

Idk why can’t connect my chess.com account

[keen parrot]

im fake

[peak plank]

not worth my time

[cedar osprey]

Are you trying to log into Chess.com? You can DM me

[potent frost]

This is pure luck. (Yes this is the 2nd time i sent this picture but idc.)

[keen parrot]

i have won and lost games on 0.1s before

even 0.01s on lichess

[potent frost]

Look carefully. It says I won on time.

[mystic stream]

skull

[keen parrot]

yeah, thats... one of the ways to win

[potent frost]

Yet you can clearly see my opponent had more than 10 seconds on the clock.

[grim edge]

Feels good to be back after almost 2 weeks

[brittle coral]

Why does white move first? Isn't that just pure racism?

[grim edge]

Hello everybody

[vernal kayak]

No...

[brittle coral]

Prove me wrong

[grim edge]

It was considered that black was the lucky colour

So they made white go first as a compromise

[vernal kayak]

Supposedly black is the lucky color, and they said it would be too much of an advantage for a player to have the lucky color AND move first!

[brittle coral]

Who says black is a lucky color

[grim edge]

And after that it was just pure tradition

[grim edge]

It's just pure superstition combined with tradition, surely nothing racial or targeted.

[mystic stream]

bros opponent disconnected lmao

[brittle coral]

Naahh i will not just set here and tolerate racism

Black should move first

[vernal kayak]

Woah

But either way it's racist

[wise sierra]

white supremacists
white created chess

[cerulean rivet]

😶‍🌫️.

@wise sierra human created it*

[brittle coral]

Bro that's racist

[thick swift]

Yo anyone wanna play

[vernal kayak]

Why does race even matter 💀

[brittle coral]

That's racist

[grim edge]

@brittle coral ngl nobody cares

[vernal kayak]

The richest man in history was black

[thick swift]

🤯

[cerulean rivet]

@fallen valley is it allowed to say spem? 😶‍🌫️And r in between e and m

[brittle coral]

That's racist why wasn't white?

[vernal kayak]

[grim edge]

bro is clowning himself

[cerulean rivet]

Is it allowed? 😶‍🌫️

[thick swift]

Mansa Musa was rich but unconfirmed

[vernal kayak]

His net worth was $400 billion

[cerulean rivet]

Bro if the racism exists why does the sperm is only white no racism in it? 😶‍🌫️

[brittle coral]

I mean what would Kanye West say?

[wise sierra]

isnt it make sense if u use things that was created by u before everyone?

[vernal kayak]

💀

[grim edge]

this chat is really cringing me

[thick swift]

Yes but it’s unconfirmed

[cerulean rivet]

The whole creation starts with white 😶‍🌫️💀

[cerulean rivet]

@grim edge

[unborn sleet]

Martin lost

[vernal kayak]

And the man who invented fried chicken is white

[cerulean rivet]

💀👍.

[steep drum]

How did you beat Martin, that's impossible for a human...

[unborn sleet]

it was mittens

not a human

[vernal kayak]

WAIT it was a woman

[cerulean rivet]

💀😶‍🌫️.

[steep drum]

Makes sense!

[tulip lichen]

the shit i see on reels is crazy

[vernal kayak]

How do you get the this user hates the trusted role

[woeful cypress]

i liked my own comment

wait this isn't youtube

where am i?

[tulip lichen]

#reaction-roles

[vernal kayak]

I think you're on drugs. This is Discord.

[vernal kayak]

Ok

[woeful cypress]

no no, i just wandered here somehow

[vernal kayak]

Ok

[woeful cypress]

well i will go somewhere else now, bye

[peak plank]

imagine being so bad at chess that you lose to me

[drowsy crypt]

To be fair... nevermind

[rocky vale]

Embarrassing

[peak plank]

oh you beat cleric nice

[drowsy crypt]

It will never happen again

Anyway @peak plank how's it going?

Long time no see

[peak plank]

oh no im in a predicament

[rose torrent]

Has anyone else also gone on chess and some random person starts asking "Truth or Dare" ? 💀

[peak plank]

bye

[drowsy crypt]

Bye

[peak plank]

shit why am I back

[thick kernel]

Men

[worn ice]

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[raw kayak]

hey guys

who wants to play a game?

[finite forum]

That is so wrong

Im 1,044

Not 611

[fallen valley]

I'll time you out if you don't leave

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 100

[peak plank]

ok 👀

[raw kayak]

who wants to play a game?

[finite forum]

Question

What if my chess.com email is different from my discord email

Does that change anything

[next orbit]

no

[lament jacinth]

Time out is funny

[fallen valley]

@manic nova Slaps got locked out

[manic nova]

you late 🐢

[fallen valley]

[manic nova]

I said it first

[lament jacinth]

Deepocean

You're my friend you wouldn't time me out

[fallen valley]

Yes I would, but go on

[lament jacinth]

[fallen valley]

Only 15 minutes late bruh

[lament jacinth]

I heard moderators smell like cheese

[manic nova]

[fallen valley]

Odd rumor

I smell like firewood right now

I just moved a bunch

[lament jacinth]

Ggggg

(Mods I spammed the letter g)

Instant lockout

[fallen valley]

What kinda cheese though?

[worthy flume]

Tal is goat

[lament jacinth]

Highly debatable

[fallen valley]

Tal was cool, but not best of all time

[lament jacinth]

Hmm idk

[worthy flume]

Why not best, he had a great intuitive sacrifices

[lament jacinth]

yeah but not the greatest

[fallen valley]

Well he played a lot of dubious stuff. He was never dominant over the field like most of the people that contend for goat status either

[worthy flume]

He just didnt know so much theory as modern players

[lament jacinth]

Goodluck winning world champion with the london system

[worthy flume]

Ding Liren moment

[fallen valley]

That was not at all the reason he wasn't as dominant or played dubious sacrifices

[worthy flume]

His sacrifices was great

I wish i were that cool

[fallen valley]

Do a little more research than a compilation of best Tal sacrifices bruh

[lament jacinth]

@sebermids naked photo of animal😳

[worthy flume]

I do intuitively sacrifices but

Then i lose

What am im doing wrong

[minor owl]

What should a person do when they don't want to study but they really should

[peak plank]

dangit.

[worthy flume]

Aesthetic

[trail prism]

shiet i sent my reddit username

[worthy flume]

Me after stopping blundering pieces starting blundering it by doing wrong sacrifices

[trail prism]

Man me want to eat but it is too late to eat since ima go sleep

what do i do

oh yeah forgor i can do that

I came to help this guy a lil too late , hope he sees the msg i sent him in DM 💀

it's been like 8 months since he has been online so there might be a chance he alive

[upbeat viper]

owowowo

[trail prism]

fr

[trail prism]

Bastoura did u blundered ?

btw around how many accounts get banned daily on cc ?

[upbeat viper]

no idea

divide the number they give at the end of the month by 31

should give you an idea

[grand badge]

@grim edge openings do not matter

[trail prism]

bing says 800 but i do not trust bing

[grand badge]

That's why your blunder master

What's your elo@grim edge

1600?

1600

[solid cairn]

Hey. Who pinged me.

[median saffron]

@solid cairn

[grim edge]

WAIT HUH CAR IS RUSSIAN

Somebody ping me when chat is rebooted

[earnest ginkgo]

Bro got smurfed

But tbh I see that happening

[marsh meadow]

Your king may seem safe, but he has a lot of anxiety and doubt. He must meet with a therapist three times a week. Three times. 3. Three.
chessgpt telling the truth

[earnest ginkgo]

When I started gaining points the games became easier

[finite forum]

Im 1,044 how do I get better

[grim edge]

Guys what is worst piece if but not king

who wants 1v1 10+0

[earnest ginkgo]

The one piece

[grim edge]

knight

[finite forum]

I love the knight

It’s a forking machine

[grim edge]

I prefer bishop

[finite forum]

I prefer the knight

It’s better tactically

[grim edge]

I prefer bishop

😎

[earnest ginkgo]

Bishop is better in more competitive chess and knight in lower elo bcs it's hard to predict

[grim edge]

1,044💀 chess.com just give him 0,954 elo so he can be 2 elo

[finite forum]

Bro what does that even mean

[grim edge]

That you are 1,044 elo that is very but very low

[next orbit]

@grim edge 1000 elo bullet is insane

[grim edge]

no bro its fine

[finite forum]

My bro is 1000 talking trash about 1000

[grim edge]

Do you guys know math?

what you talking about kid

[finite forum]

Discord always has those types of people

[grim edge]

You're elo is under 1000

[grim edge]

No you said 1,044

[finite forum]

Yeah I have 1,044

What’s wrong with that

[grim edge]

Dont you guys see the komma

Anyone wants to go against me in chess in a little bit

I’m 532

[grim edge]

He used a comma instead of a point

[finite forum]

The comma means it’s higher than 1k idiot

You never been to school?

[grim edge]

Not in europe idiot

[grim edge]

Actually no

[finite forum]

Im in USA

It’s different

We use commas here

[grim edge]

1,044 means 1044/1000

Why has usa have to be different

[finite forum]

Because Americans gotta be Americans

[rose torrent]

you mean 1.044

[upbeat hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[rose torrent]

idk I just got here lol

[grim edge]

no, I wrote the decimal version

[finite forum]

Yeah I meant 1.044k which is the European version

[rose torrent]

nc pfp

[finite forum]

I’ll just write 1044

[rose torrent]

bruhhhhhh

[dark hinge]

does anyone have tips for a 450 in blitz

[grim edge]

play carefully

watch gotham chess videos for beginners

[finite forum]

Stop rushing moves think about where your opponent wants to go or do

[dark hinge]

are there any opnenings u recomend

[rose torrent]

Play like your life depends.

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hau-hau-adaag-aa-gif-27087624

[upbeat hedge]

buy his course 🤓

[rose torrent]

don't learn openings

[dark hinge]

.

[finite forum]

Italian game:Fried liver — and for black the Caro Kann

[upbeat hedge]

caro kann

[grim edge]

buy his book 😎🤙

[dark hinge]

k

[upbeat hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-transform-gold-sonic-gif-17476257

[grim edge]

A 450 elo player cannot improve by learning openings

[dark hinge]

:c

[upbeat hedge]

how much are you in rapid?

[finite forum]

Fried liver trap works even in the 1100 level sometimes

[dark hinge]

i think 650 not sure

[grim edge]

Must start with more basic things

[upbeat hedge]

learn caro kann - don't loose your mind, just learn the ideas

[dark hinge]

most people dont do double knights out tho

[grim edge]

When i was 450 i played scandanavian opening worked for me

[dark hinge]

ok

[upbeat hedge]

for white, learn the london

nobody knows hwo to play against it haha

[grim edge]

Dont

[finite forum]

Yeah they do it’s the most common. Except if your 300 or lower

[finite forum]

The London is very op

[finite forum]

Shut up

[upbeat hedge]

it's basically better wayward queen

[dark hinge]

? most people have responded with knight and bishop too or smth random

[upbeat hedge]

just play a lot - improve your board vision

[grim edge]

You dont have to swear

[upbeat hedge]

do puzzles to warm up

[finite forum]

The essential rating for the friend liver to work is 600-900

[dark hinge]

k

[finite forum]

Shut up is not swearing Wth

[dark hinge]

im 1800 puzzles

[grim edge]

rate this goal out of 10

[finite forum]

Im 1400

[upbeat hedge]

the elo doesn't matter tbf

puzzles till 2000 is just mate in 1, 2 or 3 and the occasional tactic to get a bishop

[silk stag]

At low level but def cant play it well when opponent knows how to break it
Low level players just give away the crucial square so its ez on low elo

[finite forum]

Yeah fr

[dark hinge]

ok so london/ fried liver for white and caro kann for black

[grim edge]

1

[finite forum]

I got a 3000 puzzle tho and nailed it

[dark hinge]

what would u define as low elo

[silk stag]

Nimzo indians and qgd more solid in my opinion but u do u

[upbeat hedge]

yep, but if your opponent is high level, so are you

[finite forum]

Cause even if they defend the friend liver the Italian is really nice

[silk stag]

1100 and below

[grim edge]

I dont really know much about the game but was that not your own goal?

[silk stag]

Btw
Is it smurfing if I just dont play often

[grim edge]

no it wasn’t

[finite forum]

1000 and below honestly 900 players are getting a lot better

[dark hinge]

dam

[upbeat hedge]

e4/10

[grim edge]

Then i give 9/10

[grim edge]

Yes it was, you scored an own goal

[finite forum]

-1/10

[grim edge]

It’s not an own goal, I’m blue just cuz my car is orange doesn’t mean I’m on orange team 💀

[upbeat hedge]

oh and best tip is to watch gothamchess a lot

[finite forum]

Rl doesn’t let you color your car orange if your blue

[upbeat hedge]

watch every video of his

[silk stag]

Yeah I try the jobava against them and they usually know some counterplay so its not completely losing
Ofc they still lose but atleast they survive the opening

[upbeat hedge]

including all guess the elo and all openings

[dark hinge]

yeah i watched his abt the stockfish thingy and kraminik

[upbeat hedge]

he's the best youtuber for openings 😎

[grim edge]

bro how yo chose orange colour while you in the blue team

[finite forum]

No chessVibez is way better educationally

[grim edge]

Guess the elo is fun when people blunder

I couldn't choose when I played Rocket League.

[grim edge]

It’s a skin

probably because of the skin

[upbeat hedge]

it's joke btw 👍

[grim edge]

It’s a skin

[silk stag]

Like
The Ragozin is very gud for intermediate cuz theres not a lot of catalan players

Qgd very solid but boring fr

[grim edge]

I guessed

[finite forum]

I love the pirc it confuses my opponents even at a high level

[silk stag]

Even the catalan players usually lose cuz they aint very solid

[grim edge]

I think it was a bit of luck 6/10

[grim edge]

yea Pirc is amazing

[upbeat hedge]

what's your opinion in english defense to d4

[upbeat hedge]

it's a sideline

[silk stag]

Yeah very confusing opening but it gets boring like most kid games
Honestly prefer sicillian cuz its unstable

[finite forum]

I counter the English with e4 than immediately pin the knight and take it on the next move. This is a variation which aims to eliminate the opponents control of the dark squares it’s really good against the English.

[grim edge]

Is halloween opening a confusing one?

[upbeat hedge]

english defense not english opening

[finite forum]

Yea I hate it

[finite forum]

Oh ok

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zeinoro

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Rapid: 341 (1205 peak)
Blitz: 100 (273 peak)
Bullet: 354 (471 peak)

[finite forum]

How??????

[finite forum]

No yeah I didn’t see the defense part

[upbeat hedge]

guy tried playing blindfolded lol

[finite forum]

I know that one

[finite forum]

I played blindfold against a noob and almost won

[upbeat hedge]

is it good to play?

[finite forum]

I don’t really know it enough to know if it’s good

[grim edge]

Rate queen's gambit

[upbeat hedge]

0/10 🤮

especially accepted

[finite forum]

Yeah lol

[grim edge]

[finite forum]

The albin is OP

lasker trap is amazing

[grim edge]

the best openings white: italian black: pirc 😎🤙

[upbeat hedge]

declined is good imo, but accepted is so bad, both your knights get pinned

I play central against queen's gambit accepted

[upbeat hedge]

whats your rec for d4 played by white? you're playing as black

[finite forum]

against the queens gambit I always play the albin countergambit:lasker trap

[upbeat hedge]

I want a sideline

[wispy plover]

simply resign if your opponent plays the queens gambit

[grim edge]

@upbeat hedge okay dutch defense then?

[wispy plover]

[finite forum]

Too complicated never studied it

[upbeat hedge]

dutch seems nice actually

[wispy plover]

do not play the dutch defense

[grim edge]

Rate this goal out of 10

[silk stag]

I mean if the player knows how to play the central then they're almost winning most of the time but some players fr play the gambit thinking the pawn they gave up is invincible

[upbeat hedge]

grob opening is the best 👍

[finite forum]

I forgot what that was

[grim edge]

I love the stalinggrad line but people say its bad idk why

[wispy plover]

Best opening

[upbeat hedge]

coffin in russian 😎

[grim edge]

7

[finite forum]

best opening of all time kings pawn opening: bongcloud

[grim edge]

I was plat in rl solo ranked so for me this goals a bit normal

[upbeat hedge]

bongcloud theory

[finite forum]

Lol

[upbeat hedge]

it's equal 💀 white is winning by 1

[compact mantle]

Boys we catching brilliants these days

[grim edge]

Not me

[finite forum]

I’ve made about 10 brilliant moves that I know of since I don’t have premium

What about you guys

[compact mantle]

I just did 2 in 1 game😎

[upbeat hedge]

just make the bishop take a random pawn and then pray to the god of your choice that it's a brilliant (no offense if you're atheist)

[finite forum]

Lol never works

[grim edge]

I thougt 5 and that was 3 in 1 game@compact mantle 😎

[compact mantle]

Maddd

[grim edge]

5

[upbeat hedge]

one time I got a 2 in a row brilliant after blundering the knight - game lasted for like 20 moves and I got 2100 elo by chess.com

[finite forum]

I sacrificed my queen and the engine gave me a best move only bro like what. And it wasn’t a back rank btw

[grim edge]

This really helped i swear

[finite forum]

Nice

[grim edge]

u can post to #🕹〡gaming

[upbeat hedge]

I can't access that btw

[grim edge]

ah Alr

[compact mantle]

Big brain

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[compact mantle]

The elo estimations are pretty insane ngl

[finite forum]

Guys what’s your opinion on the pirc defense: Czech defense I personally think it’s a waste of tempo since your queens gonna go back anyway

[grim edge]

pirc is my fav

[upbeat hedge]

I just needed to implicitly differentiate the integral to solve 1 + 1 :)

[finite forum]

Same

[upbeat hedge]

oh ok ty

[finite forum]

Just don’t like the Czech variation

Of the pirc

[compact mantle]

Thats child’s play

[grim edge]

Who wants to play

[upbeat hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[finite forum]

I love to play f3 after I’ve castled in the pirc

[grim edge]

Who wants to play

[upbeat hedge]

wow what's that theme

[grim edge]

Who wants to play

[upbeat hedge]

send link to unrated

[grim edge]

Theme?

[finite forum]

Ay let’s play

[grim edge]

Idk how send

[upbeat hedge]

the background

[grim edge]

Send

[finite forum]

Send the link

[grim edge]

Wood?

[grim edge]

Idk ye zlme

[upbeat hedge]

lol here https://play.chess.com/3g2X3

[upbeat hedge]

the color and stuff hurts my eyes 😭

[daring oyster]

e

[grim edge]

Nah i like it

[grim edge]

ⓗⓛ

[daring oyster]

hallo chess person

[grim edge]

Thats not even so bad the baddest has to be de 3d version

[daring oyster]

is ur actual name chessia

[upbeat hedge]

ahh fr

[compact mantle]

Caro kann op boys

[grim edge]

No

[daring oyster]

uhh ok

[grim edge]

Is insanepotato your real name?

[upbeat hedge]

agreed

[daring oyster]

kairo caneee?!??

[daring oyster]

yes obviously

[compact mantle]

Yes

Kairo cane

[finite forum]

https://play.chess.com/68SGZ

[daring oyster]

mhmmm

[grim edge]

Nice job keep improving

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fling-gif-15044837802728466478

[twin moon]

@keen parrot

[keen parrot]

aw hell nah im NOT learning tagalog

[grim edge]

what is tagalog?

[twin moon]

Whattt I thought you were aswell

[keen parrot]

i mean im going to

[twin moon]

It’s a Filipino language

[cedar drift]

i was playing around and made a blunderous premove and then i drew a 1200 :( 😭

[keen parrot]

but this isnt encouraging

[grim edge]

Thanks im improving yesterday got 1000 in bullet now 75 elo to go for 1000 in rapid

[grim edge]

Ohh :O

[twin moon]

I find it exciting lmao

[grim edge]

good job I hope you reach 1000 before the end of the year :)

[grim edge]

I hope to

[grim edge]

Gg

[upbeat hedge]

yep gg

[umbral wind]

1 day mute done let’s go

[peak plank]

[keen parrot]

yup

[umbral wind]

That’s a good mentality

[grim edge]

Haii pixelll

[grim edge]

I don't see what wrong here

[grim edge]

oh nvm I see checkmate

[hollow yacht]

damn server's dead 😔

[grim edge]

finally

[keen parrot]

finally

[slow sapphire]

Hi guys

[vernal kayak]

Hi

I'm here to revive

[vernal kayak]

Hi

Hru

[slow sapphire]

I'm fine wbu.

[vernal kayak]

I'm good

[slow sapphire]

I'm new

[vernal kayak]

Ahh

[hollow yacht]

omg THANK good god josh is here

[vernal kayak]

Hiiiiiii

[slow sapphire]

Idk anothing tbh abt this server

[hollow yacht]

ayy sup

[vernal kayak]

How's it going

[vernal kayak]

Yeah it's mainly Chess

[slow sapphire]

Like we only talk abt chess?

[hollow yacht]

pretty good pretty good kinda bored soo i went and lost ton of elo

[vernal kayak]

Nah you can talk about anything, Chess is just the main thing

[echo kestrel]

Oh jeez

[vernal kayak]

Rip I get mad when that happens

[slow sapphire]

Ok

[twin moon]

I’m just ambitious, that’s all it is

[hollow yacht]

same usually i come here and randomly argue w ppl for no reason to feel better

[vernal kayak]

Lol relatable

Yeah hi

[hollow yacht]

😭😭

soo that's what i'm known for huh?

kfickkfjzvfkvoickdbebcnckkdkdkenclc

[vernal kayak]

AYO THAT'S CRAZY

[grim edge]

Hi

[hollow yacht]

i remember u too ur that totally straight person

[vernal kayak]

Hey

[hollow yacht]

ong idk why so many ppl say that 💀

ye

[vernal kayak]

Racially motivated 💀💀

[grim edge]

How r u

[vernal kayak]

I'm good wbu

[grim edge]

....

[hollow yacht]

he's not my friend or anything but i recognize him he sounds mad chill tho

[hollow yacht]

frr

[grim edge]

If you good I'm the same

[grim edge]

U turk ?

[vernal kayak]

👍

[hollow yacht]

yes and no

[grim edge]

From where ?

@grim edge Hi lila

[vernal kayak]

Who here is from America 🇺🇸

[hollow yacht]

ethnically from algeria lived in france my whole life dad's an arab mom's half french half turk

so i'm like 25% turk ig

[vernal kayak]

So you played American Football or Soccer

damb

[grim edge]

Naah not me

[vernal kayak]

I like American Football more

[hollow yacht]

GRANMA SAID i look cute and mysterious leave me alone

[vernal kayak]

Lol

What about me

True

[desert oxide]

I'm really running the server for a 10min game so can you help ?

[hollow yacht]

awww thanks u remind me of her

u do cookies?

he's handsome af

[vernal kayak]

My girl said I'm cute 10/10

[grim edge]

Whole history

I'll betrix tackle u :)

[keen parrot]

yo girl is lying 😭

[grim edge]

U muslim ?

[vernal kayak]

Nah that's cap everyone says I'm cute

[desert oxide]

Hi Maria how are you

[grim edge]

haiii I'm good hbu

[hollow yacht]

perfect :0

[grim edge]

Guys in need trust this account

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> orange_diamond

This is the Chess.com profile of orange_diamond. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1201 (1334 peak)
Blitz: 1432 (peak)
Bullet: 1505 (1506 peak)

[oak slate]

H-Hi

[hollow yacht]

became one... i think

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-gif-24856155

[vernal kayak]

WHAT

YOU A CLOWN

[desert oxide]

Yeah fine thank you I'm just looking for a non ranked 10 min game

[grim edge]

I'll

[keen parrot]

my girl called me a 9+/10, 😔

[vernal kayak]

L

[grim edge]

What

I'll clap the hell out of u

[teal jungle]

I love it when people make 5 queens in bullet then statement

[hollow yacht]

josh really said L 💀

[grim edge]

Maybe she is making fun

[teal jungle]

That's happened 4/5 times people have done that so far

[vernal kayak]

yes

[grim edge]

Ahhh that's nice

[hollow yacht]

one girl called me a 10 but bet she's lying 😻

broke up w her

[keen parrot]

i would say she is a 10

[keen parrot]

nah if she called me a 10 i would think she was lying

[hollow yacht]

it's complicated

[vernal kayak]

Mine is too

[vernal kayak]

Nah when mine called me a 10 I thought she was lying

[grim edge]

PA

[keen parrot]

do you not know your US states wtf

[grim edge]

pittsburgh (this is the city)

[desert oxide]

Germany

[vernal kayak]

lol

[keen parrot]

PA is pennsylvania bozo, why did you ask where it was

[hollow yacht]

moving there soon any tips?

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

spit on everyone u see :)

[peak plank]

🥱

[hollow yacht]

📝📝

[vernal kayak]

Who here likes math

[grim edge]

Then ppl gonna chase u becuz they love u a lot and trying to give u a hug :)

[desert oxide]

Be a bot

[vernal kayak]

idk it's just like other the US

[hollow yacht]

ohhh yeah i bet mashu from a chess server would never lie or set me up for anything devious

[hollow yacht]

ew noo

[grim edge]

yup totally

XD

[vernal kayak]

The middle finger means peace

[hollow yacht]

heard they kinda cold tho idk

imagine cracking a joke and they just stare at u like -_-

[vernal kayak]

Sus

[desert oxide]

Just rise your hands in the sky with 4 fingers up and they will be hot

[vernal kayak]

AYOOO

[grim edge]

I would laugh

[hollow yacht]

mhm i'd make sure to start a heated geopolitical/historical discussion as well cuz i'm silly like that 🤪🤪🤠

[vernal kayak]

Bro is a silly genius

[hollow yacht]

autism 😭

[echo kestrel]

Fr 😭

[vernal kayak]

I think I have autism

[grim edge]

I might have that ngl lol(help me I've been laughing about a piece of bread for the pass 20 min)

[hollow yacht]

it's kinda cute tbf

[vernal kayak]

Bro there's different types of autism 💀

[grim edge]

So u not ez

[hollow yacht]

nah i like those who go on a rant about a slice of bread or seagulls for like 30min and i be there listening

[echo kestrel]

How so?

[grim edge]

:O

[peak plank]

🥱

[grim edge]

Bro might be hikaru lol

[hollow yacht]

well guess yk me better lili

[desert oxide]

It's sounds like you want to have a 10 min game with me

[echo kestrel]

Guys help my opponent cheated 😭 https://www.chess.com/game/live/92641248533

[vernal kayak]

I have problems making eye contact, very specific interests, and other traits like that. I'm not saying mine is severe or anything, I just suspect I may be on the spectrum

[worn ice]

lemotcennection (2028) vs. Togishere (2131)

Move List

1. [d4] 

[echo kestrel]

Ahh yes me too

[stable mirage]

yeah not playing into duras is basically cheating

[echo kestrel]

Yeah fr

[hollow yacht]

i laugh at serious situation i defo somewhere on that spectrum too

[desert oxide]

@stable mirage please this time

[stable mirage]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/95369483485

[worn ice]

whyme85 (2358) vs. N1llectr (2382)

Move List

1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 d6 4. [Qh5] gxh5 

[vernal kayak]

Tbh it probably just means I'm an introverted intellectual

[echo kestrel]

Yeah lol

[grim edge]

Guys before i gonna play rapid for 1000 i have to train because did not play much where can i train?

[stable mirage]

what

[grim edge]

We all laugh at some serious situation before

[desert oxide]

A G.A.M.E

[grim edge]

Lichess , aimchess, chess tempo

[hollow yacht]

play unrated? maybe

[stable mirage]

no

[grim edge]

How

[hollow yacht]

kinda make me feel better thx

[grim edge]

I choose lichess then

at what T^T

[desert oxide]

This is cold

[grim edge]

mhm ^^

[desert oxide]

I can't bare that much coldness

[vernal kayak]

I laughed at my teacher's cat dying even though I love cats and it made me feel horrible.

[grim edge]

same -w-"

Maybe you have to sleep

[grim edge]

What is this😂

[stable mirage]

skill

[grim edge]

Ok how do u even laugh at that

[hollow yacht]

hit play and chose custom game and do ur settings

[vernal kayak]

IDK

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Let me check

[vernal kayak]

I CAN'T CONTROL WHEN I LAUGH

BRO I LAUGH AT SHIT THAT AINT EVEN FUNNY

[hollow yacht]

and i thought mine was bad 😭😭💀

[grim edge]

Bro this is 10X worst than my problems lol

[desert oxide]

Ok at least tell me what I should do to play with you

[vernal kayak]

NAH IVE DONE WORSE MF

THAT'S JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG

[grim edge]

Dont know what pm and am is its here 00:00 maybe i have to sleep

[hollow yacht]

me rn diagnosing ppl 😲🤏🍿

[stable mirage]

you should get to 2300 and then play in the blitz pool at the same time I do

[grim edge]

Who u ?

[vernal kayak]

Bro's a therapist

[fallen valley]

I'm so proud of you

[hollow yacht]

a good one too

i think i should've been a therapist i have i can fix them attitude

[stable mirage]

ikr

[desert oxide]

Don't make it impossible

[grim edge]

Nice that you are here is your pfp a eye?

[vernal kayak]

What are you

[fallen valley]

It is exactly what it seems to be and it's nothing that it isn't

[hollow yacht]

bob the builder 🗣️🗣️

[vernal kayak]

Aw hell nah

[hollow yacht]

ye

[grim edge]

When are you a Philosopher

[keen parrot]

i am a DeepLakeSun

[fallen valley]

9-6, but I do extra hours on the weekend

[vernal kayak]

I'm DeepInMySun

[desert oxide]

@fallen valley how about a mod do you play

[fallen valley]

What

[desert oxide]

10 min

[vernal kayak]

Someone do math with me please no one else likes math 😔

[stable nymph]

Uhm I suck at chess I'm a 100 elo can someone help? The black king (purple) must fall in 2 moves what do i do?

[grim edge]

Ight I'm back

[severe oxide]

rip bozo

[vernal kayak]

Are you actually

[stable nymph]

Yep

[hexed pecan]

Why has everyone sent that

[vernal kayak]

Dm me I'll help

[severe oxide]

the 2400 who didn’t know chess notation

[stable mirage]

as predicted

[desert oxide]

Now me me me

[umbral wind]

As expected

[grim edge]

I feel like I'mg gonna throw up

[hollow yacht]

ayo?

eaten anything bad??

[grim edge]

rate goal

[grim edge]

strawberry milkshake ...

[keen parrot]

finally Jesus

[grim edge]

[hollow yacht]

ur like plat 3 or smt??

[grim edge]

ye

[hollow yacht]

doesn't sound that bad??...

[severe oxide]

it was fairly obvious he was cheating

hi

[hollow yacht]

pretty solid ❤️

[stable mirage]

imagine not just adding everyone

[stable mirage]

extremely obvious

[grim edge]

yee... but I feel ill I'm just gonna sleep ;-;

[vernal kayak]

True

[severe oxide]

nah he was legit it was a false ban

[grim edge]

w arab

[hollow yacht]

what time is it there?

[vernal kayak]

Yeah I'm moving to Dubai

[grim edge]

6

[vernal kayak]

West is ass

[stable mirage]

I mean yeah mb

[hollow yacht]

pm?

[grim edge]

ye

[desert oxide]

.

[hollow yacht]

ayy suree mb didn't see yours

[vernal kayak]

ewwww

[viral epoch]

Gn

[grim edge]

“real”

[viral epoch]

Get better soon

[vernal kayak]

Bro is not as good as he thinks he is

[grim edge]

Nighty

istg everyone is the same “dead game” “get real” “play better games” like bro 💀

[abstract mantle]

can we get albert to connect their chess.com account they haven't done it since they joined

[viral epoch]

Yet potatoes are one of the most nutritious vegetables

If not the most

[grim edge]

Rocket league is quality wdym

For a free game it’s probably best value

[severe oxide]

AAA games are usually complete dogshit

[grim edge]

go back to playing ur broken cyberpunk 2077 💀

[vernal kayak]

Spinach >

[severe oxide]

or battlefield 2077

[desert oxide]

Yp they truly deserve respect

[severe oxide]

or wtv the name is i forgot

or cod vanguard

or basically any new cod

[vernal kayak]

no

potatoes are one of the least healthy vegetables

[severe oxide]

i’m talking about new AAA games

[grim edge]

I ain’t about to pay £60+ for a game I’ll be so fr

[severe oxide]

notice how i said “usually”

[vernal kayak]

Bro do aerial

[grim edge]

Is that not what I did

[digital kayak]

That’s not really fair, nintendo doesn’t have those issues

[vernal kayak]

I mean do a double touch flip reset

[desert oxide]

Well don't f***** fry them

[digital kayak]

Plus AAA games can be very good, I mean have you seen whats released this year

[grim edge]

wtf is that? that sounds very sweaty ngl 💀

[digital kayak]

This year is one of the best for gaming

[vernal kayak]

It's mechanics

[viral epoch]

But potatoes are super easy to cultivate

[vernal kayak]

You can try the musty flick

Or the ceiling shot

[grim edge]

I’m only plat give me a break

[viral epoch]

Might as well wrap the potato in spinach for that matter

[vernal kayak]

Ahhh

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[vernal kayak]

hi

[grim edge]

My aerial needs work

[keen parrot]

i peaked c2 like 2 yrs ago

rl died when it went f2p

enjoyment wise

[grim edge]

I’m starting to realise how effective faking shots are

[vernal kayak]

Ok then try practicing aztral punch and post pinch

[keen parrot]

those are situational af and only good for clips

[vernal kayak]

Ye

[grim edge]

I’m not tryna freestyle

[keen parrot]

practice rotation, positioning and speed

[vernal kayak]

But he's clipping so...

[grim edge]

and aerial

[keen parrot]

also boost usage

basic aerials too ofc

[grim edge]

I think the most important thing in rl is clearing/defending

clearing creates so many chances and minimises threats on your side

[keen parrot]

a lot of the fundamentals are tied together

[grim edge]

yea and positioning is real important

[vernal kayak]

Practice basic air rolling

[grim edge]

sometimes I just overcommit to much and the ball is on my side of the pitch with the opp on it and 9/10 it’s too late

[grim edge]

Wdym by air rolling

[vernal kayak]

This is what platinum recommends: 50/50 Awareness

Boost Management

Dribbling

Catch Ball + Control

Collect Small Pads

Directional Air Roll

Doomsee Dish

Faster Aerials

Hook Shot Basics

Recoveries Awareness

Shadow Defense

Wave-Dash Basics

[grim edge]

What the heck is shadow defense

doomsee dish? 💀

[keen parrot]

shadow defense you learn by playing 1s

[grim edge]

Maybe I’ve done it but didn’t know the name

[keen parrot]

its basically defending with your back to the ball, adapting to the opponent

[vernal kayak]

It's hard to explain but it's pretty much mirroring your opponent's movement

[grim edge]

oh I see

I just pay attention to the ball instead of the opponent ngl

[vernal kayak]

💀

[hallow gate]

oh hes back

[keen parrot]

you DON'T need to learn doomsee dish lmaoo

[vernal kayak]

Yeah but only when your opponent is attacking

[keen parrot]

yup

[neon veldt]

how do i make it so that every time i play a move against a chess.com bot it takes forever to do its dialogue and move

[grim edge]

tru

[hallow gate]

hows ur 1 day break

rd7

[keen parrot]

tbh ive been pretty miserable, had some long talks with my gf but we have cleared things up and it's going better

[hallow gate]

thats good

(the second part)

[vernal kayak]

Qd7+

[hallow gate]

oh nxe5

[neon veldt]

how do i make the chess.com bots not take forever for every single move i make

[grim edge]

my team mate chipped them 😭

[hallow gate]

take care

qg6+

[keen parrot]

ty man

[solid cairn]

WHO PINGED ME

[neon veldt]

Qd7+

[keen parrot]

no lmao

[neon veldt]

probably

[vernal kayak]

What

[keen parrot]

there were just some issues that needed to come out

[vernal kayak]

That isn't a check

[hallow gate]

??

[grim edge]

Is it Qd7+

[keen parrot]

i would have played rd7 rh7 rxd7 rxd7 qg8 in an instant

[vernal kayak]

Nvm I was being goofy

Just play for win bruh

[severe oxide]

pokémon

[hallow gate]

nxe5 fxe5 qg6+ kf8 rf3+ bf6 qxf6 then either he loses rook+queen with ke8 qxh8+ kd/e7 qxb8 or mate kg8 qf7#

[hallow gate]

yeah thats what i was doing

[keen parrot]

and rd7 qb4 c3 qc5 b4 wins as well

[grim edge]

Oh I see, threatening mate so black takes white takes pawn with queen threatening rook then rd7

[hallow gate]

rh7 then rd7

[keen parrot]

your pfp is staring into my soul

[hallow gate]

oh well icbb free rook + queen is guaranteed mate soon anyway

yeah rd7

[grim edge]

What if black took the knight

[keen parrot]

ig ur looking for qg8 bf8 qg6 ke7 rd7 ke6 qf5

[solemn grove]

Hii gen

[hallow gate]

💀

[vernal kayak]

Then it's racist

[keen parrot]

its kinda silly when there are more ways to win but nice mate

[hallow gate]

yeah nah imma just win his pieces without thinking that much

i should have enough time to premove my a pawn to win

[hollow yacht]

nah i think that's animal abuse

[hallow gate]

oh yeah i legit forgot about that

but yeah like any half decent move there works

ur up 2 pawns with a much more active position

as long as you can manage to trade everything off the passed a pawn wins

[vernal kayak]

Nah it's racist cuz the knight is white and black killed it

[solid cairn]

what about blue

[vernal kayak]

Blue

[solid cairn]

💀

[hollow yacht]

😔

[solid cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1180018340266266635/sigud12mepj91.gif?ex=657be4b8&is=65696fb8&hm=81fc337351d54d14d9e6cbfe58f620a5a00a14563ccfad266c3512b55acf7356&

https://tenor.com/view/baki-baby-wah-wah-baki-ali-jr-cry-baki-ali-jr-crying-gif-14072499372459106739

[hollow yacht]

that's the manliest thing i've ever heard

[vernal kayak]

Ew did someone bust all over his face?

[umbral wind]

Is that a Titan

[solid cairn]

tf mods gonna do its a gif 💀 what rules am i breaking you snowflake

[solid cairn]

no he lost a fight

[vernal kayak]

Same

[umbral wind]

Unity a snowflake? He’s the opposite

[hollow yacht]

dang leave some testosterone for me 😭😭😔

[solid cairn]

bro 💀 💀 💀

[solid cairn]

dwag called mods cuz i posted a baki gif

[vernal kayak]

Delete it or I die

[solid cairn]

at this point,

[keen parrot]

finally 3400 puzzles

[umbral wind]

Yeah he’s trolling you😂

[hollow yacht]

ohhhhhhhhh

[umbral wind]

What a nerd

[solid cairn]

[keen parrot]

how much do you have

[hallow gate]

ok bet

[umbral wind]

Like 3300 I think😭

[keen parrot]

ill try to get to 4k

[grim edge]

hey bbg @grim edge

[normal hatch]

🤠

[umbral wind]

Think about it you could be studying chess rn but look what you’re doing

[hollow yacht]

owning a horse is a status symbol here 🤠

[keen parrot]

bro im in bed

[umbral wind]

Wasting time on puzzles 🥱

[grim edge]

wanna make out

[keen parrot]

Ill study chess in the morning

[vernal kayak]

Not true

[hallow gate]

wait im so close to u imma catch up to u

[solid cairn]

kf Kd1 then Bc2+ and after king takes, then Nd3+ after cxd3 then Qxh1 and your winning

[umbral wind]

Slap on a billy vid

[keen parrot]

its already solved

[keen parrot]

eh maybe, i rly need to see what stuff they have there

[umbral wind]

Everything.

[vernal kayak]

Sure bud

[umbral wind]

I looked myself just to see and it’s absolutely everything

[solid cairn]

bro

[hollow yacht]

met some tourists from texas they talk hilarious 😭😭

[vernal kayak]

Bro was trying not to laugh 💀

[solid cairn]

america lore: 🦅 🔫 🤠 :lasso: yeehaw billy

[vernal kayak]

American Lore: Slavery.

[solid cairn]

i was gonna put that in my sentence, but i didnt want to risk getting mods called

[hollow yacht]

i did 😭

[solid cairn]

real ong 🏫 🔫 🇺🇸

[hollow yacht]

😭😭 idk y'all talk ummm like how you would expect some old folks from texas to talk like

[vernal kayak]

Bruh how did they react

Yeah and they're WHITE

[hollow yacht]

they laughed back felt bad cuz they were oblivious af and lost in paris

[grim edge]

who wants 1v1

[vernal kayak]

lol 💀 typical French

[solid cairn]

Canada lore: 🪓 🌲 :smokeythebear: 🐻 🥞 :loghouse: :strong lumber jack who lives alone in the forest with his snow husky dog:

[hollow yacht]

OMG yess 😭

[vernal kayak]

Ight I'm wearing a Nirvana shirt and red shorts what state

[solid cairn]

Uh.💀 i might get banned

[hollow yacht]

ayyy i was nicer than most ppl couldn't resist to laugh tho

[grim edge]

chat is L

[vernal kayak]

Shut

[umbral wind]

Ong fr

[hollow yacht]

they really did try to hit me with the heaviest BoNjOuR ever, was kinda wholesome

[solid cairn]

dahlia lore: 👨🥛 💨 👩 🚬

[vernal kayak]

nah that must've been cringe af

[hollow yacht]

***milk man farts on nicotine addicted woman? ***

[vernal kayak]

And cooking

[solid cairn]

Dad goes to milk store while mom is a cigarett addict

[fallen valley]

Real

[umbral wind]

Damn

[hollow yacht]

oh yea makes more sense i'm sleepy

[vernal kayak]

Dahlila lore: 🧑‍🍳 🧹 🙆‍♀️

[hollow yacht]

nahh they were mad cute

[solid cairn]

Damn. 💀

[grim edge]

tf is this? i dont smoke

[solid cairn]

true

[solid cairn]

you're slow.

[grave skiff]

beans

[grim edge]

learn to spell my name right, maybe you will become funny

[vernal kayak]

mad