💬〡general-off-topic

[digital phoenix]

shocker

[fiery beacon]

Do u like geometry too

[glossy radish]

hey inches

[digital phoenix]

no geometry can kiss my ass

[glossy radish]

thank you, i’ll watch it a lil later

[fiery beacon]

Oh ok

[sturdy storm]

👍

[glossy radish]

anywyas i’m out. i got taekwondo classes. y’all behave

[digital phoenix]

kwon

[sturdy storm]

geometry is a pain in the ass with the wrong units (at least it was for me)

[grim edge]

i love translations rotations and reflections tho

[flint junco]

tahts algebra

not even algebra

[digital phoenix]

still rather do algebra over anything

[grim edge]

i’m learning that in geometry tho

[fiery beacon]

Algebra is so easy ngl

[flint junco]

its supposed to be a review

[digital phoenix]

disconnected graph

[grim edge]

it.. is

[flint junco]

“learning it@

[grim edge]

we’re doing counter clockwise and clockwise

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2043 (2097 peak)
Blitz: 2024 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

peak updated

cool

[grim edge]

W

[flint junco]

that’s old shit for me. good luck with that

[sturdy storm]

i wish bro

[grim edge]

You're so tall for taekwondo

[crisp heron]

yoo

[viral epoch]

!welcome @digital phoenix

[stable jungle]

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[digital phoenix]

welcome

[grim edge]

bro i don’t need luck im already doing good at it

[peak plank]

Chessle 657 (Expert) 6/6

🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

https://jackli.gg/chessle @glossy radish ... this one was annoying

[grim edge]

give me kanye west music and we’re already on a whole mission

[sturdy storm]

what

[peak plank]

V asked for the chessle

thats the chessle.

[stable mirage]

ooh are you finally playing blitz

[sturdy storm]

what is a chessle

[peak plank]

I wasnt familar with the line

[peak plank]

google exists

[sturdy storm]

also btw do you want to play a game?

[sturdy storm]

i know im just trying to start a conversation

[digital phoenix]

i have 5/7 moves what is this bullshit

[sturdy storm]

OH THATS WHAT IT IS

oh thats kinda cool

[digital phoenix]

oh its alapin thats so stupid

[peak plank]

Never studied that line

[peak plank]

fr and I didnt understand ||giving away the e-pawn||, I only figured it out when the ||bishop could only go to e2. I tried legit every other bishop move because I knew there was O-O||

[peak plank]

yeah me too its okay

[drowsy lodge]

lmfao 200+

[drowsy lodge]

LMFAO

[nimble niche]

rookie numbers

[digital phoenix]

mad

[fast kiln]

balls

[lament jacinth]

Hey kids

[fast kiln]

I’m seething in rage

[digital phoenix]

its the d4

[arctic scarab]

bing b ong

[fast kiln]

What it be what it do

it’s ya boy hardstuck at 2.1k for 2 years

[woeful moat]

anyone up to play?

[nimble niche]

where have you been these past few months?

[fast kiln]

College

Who’s this btw

[nimble niche]

me?

[fast kiln]

Yea

[fading oxide]

._.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2207 (2338 peak)
Bullet: 2254 (2326 peak)

[fast kiln]

ohhhh

ye ok

man y’all gotten higher and I’m still

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> miasmatic

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Rapid: 2065 (2198 peak)
Blitz: 2105 (2175 peak)
Bullet: 2001 (2095 peak)

[peak plank]

me too dw

[visual tartan]

[fast kiln]

Let’s gooo

[peak plank]

no thats a bad thing smh

[fast kiln]

tbf i can’t really spend time learning stuff

[peak plank]

My rating has gone down compared to 6 months ago

[fast kiln]

I mean i Can now cuz I’m on a leave due to mental health reasons

[fast kiln]

Omg twins >.<

[steep hinge]

my favourite square is E10

[peak plank]

E10 deez nu-

[visual tartan]

Same

[fast kiln]

E10 deez nuts

bro so

[steep hinge]

you guys knew it

ah

[fast kiln]

I was practicing with my nunchucks yesterday for the first time in like a year and I hit my elbow with such surgical precision that I instantly lost all feeling in my left index and pinky

[vernal kayak]

London player?

[fast kiln]

They’re STILL slightly numb

[fast kiln]

Catalan

[vernal kayak]

Nah you play London

[fast kiln]

I have not played the London in 4 years

[vernal kayak]

Mhm

[fast kiln]

literally ask anyone here they know I’m not a London player

[vernal kayak]

What opening you play with black

[fast kiln]

Sicilian and KID

[peak plank]

e5.

[vernal kayak]

Ew

[peak plank]

Buddapest vs d4 c4 and KID vs london

[fast kiln]

I played a 2200 fide hustler in Hungary who played the Budapest

[vernal kayak]

Caro-kann and Dutch >

[fast kiln]

I got him to a draw

[peak plank]

all "refutations"
of the buddapest are 0.0

[vernal kayak]

zamn

[peak plank]

which is very nice

[fast kiln]

loooook idk theory I just played very solidly and got to a drawn endgame

[bright prairie]

@peak plank my queen

Bruh

[fast kiln]

he was telling my grandparents in Hungarian “the boy plays very well”

[vernal kayak]

BRO

[peak plank]

[peak plank]

neither do us buddapest players

[fast kiln]

Based

[peak plank]

theres some lines with a5

and some rook lift attack

[bright prairie]

Pixel is for fact the strongest 1k elo

[peak plank]

but I never bothered to learn it

[bright prairie]

He is my master too

[fast kiln]

like sliding over to h6 or what

[vernal kayak]

Who here is above 1600

[peak plank]

yeah rook lift

[digital phoenix]

not me

[fast kiln]

I lied

[peak plank]

im 1600 on the spot

[bright prairie]

V cloned lasagna

[fast kiln]

I’m 1564

[bright prairie]

Because you hate chess

[vernal kayak]

same papi

same papi

[fast kiln]

@peak plank where’s ur second role from

[bright prairie]

Pixel stands on business

[peak plank]

which one

[fast kiln]

the rating one

[peak plank]

Bast gave me the 2k one

[vernal kayak]

Wtf

[fast kiln]

Ohhh ye I used to have that too

[vernal kayak]

Bro has 2 ratings

[bright prairie]

I had gms role fr

[vernal kayak]

Bro plays quantum chess

[fast kiln]

I have bongmaster role :3

[peak plank]

yeah you won some bongloud arena

[bright prairie]

Bro has two sides

[vernal kayak]

Who here plays variant

[grim edge]

What does it mean?

[peak plank]

I play crazyhouse

[bright prairie]

@peak plank pixelated pixel fr

[fast kiln]

I’m high 24/7

[digital phoenix]

can i get another rating role if i get on an alt then

[peak plank]

idk

[vernal kayak]

I play lose pieces cuz I'm good at blundering

[digital phoenix]

both lose to me still

[grim edge]

Lol but I like the pop of color for that role

[digital phoenix]

pixel on the 1k rated account is easier to beat

[vernal kayak]

I think Saul Goodman wins

[fast kiln]

it’s my special role :33

[digital phoenix]

my role better

[bright prairie]

We need uwu role

[grim edge]

Eww

[bright prairie]

And duck role

[vernal kayak]

Ye

[grim edge]

No

[vernal kayak]

Yes

Hi mommy

[bright prairie]

Chessmood lesson?

[fast kiln]

ok

[fast kiln]

justified

idk what they did but deserved

[bright prairie]

Duality of men

[vernal kayak]

Omggg that's so meannn 😢

[digital phoenix]

if u commit suicide from what someone says on the internet all i can say is get thicker skin

[fast kiln]

I wish I could tell people who play annoying openings that

[vernal kayak]

You can't tell them If they're dead

[digital phoenix]

1. Nc3

[vernal kayak]

Omg my fav

[fast kiln]

Keep yourself safe

[peak plank]

not annoying, just garbage

[vernal kayak]

But it has high win rate at gm

[grim edge]

I'm back :)

Hi pixel

[mighty gyro]

did hans get accused of cheating again

[grim edge]

Hi unity

[mighty gyro]

💀

[vernal kayak]

That's how good he is

[mighty gyro]

top 4 performance rating in chess history 🔥

[vernal kayak]

Yessirr

[nimble niche]

2. Qh5

[fast kiln]

Gxh5 gg buddy

[upbeat viper]

Did you really play Na3

[peak plank]

smh

I didnt play you even

[upbeat viper]

Bruh

Pixel what's wrong

[stable mirage]

Na3 Nc4 is op

Ne5 Nd3 is dumb though

[peak plank]

wdym

[upbeat viper]

Oh you didn't lose ?

[peak plank]

no he didnt even play me

thats some random

[upbeat viper]

Oh ok

Everything's fine then

[peak plank]

I currently am playing a game vs @frigid compass where he played into a line I recently added into chessbook then deviated on move 8

[stable mirage]

pixel might be bad but he’s probably not that bad

[stable mirage]

insightful

[digital phoenix]

he really is

[grim edge]

Help

[digital phoenix]

ur a robot

[grim edge]

😭

[upbeat viper]

Top right

Lmao

[grim edge]

Thanks lol

IT'S WRONG

[upbeat viper]

Wdym it's wrong

[grim edge]

IT SAID I FAILED

[upbeat viper]

The bird is different

[grim edge]

IK

IT SAID I WAS WRONG THOUGH

[upbeat viper]

Well weird

[grim edge]

Hi bastoura

[grim edge]

We love Bast

[upbeat viper]

Lmao

[grim edge]

I have so much love for myself to the point that I'm willing to share it with kind people

And bast is kind

[stable mirage]

[stable mirage]

villager transformation

[upbeat viper]

Wat

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

I said you're kind

[upbeat viper]

Oh

I can't not be kind

🦁

[grim edge]

🐧

[stable mirage]

booster can send voice ?!

[grim edge]

If you're Dahlia, yes

[stable mirage]

incredible

time to boost

[covert cosmos]

:3

[stable mirage]

:3

[drowsy lodge]

UR A CATFISH

[upbeat viper]

Nah she isn't

._.

[stable mirage]

: = colon :3

[covert cosmos]

huh

[grim edge]

I am. What now?

[drowsy lodge]

You're not a Wo-Man

[grim edge]

Go cry to your mom @drowsy lodge

[covert cosmos]

what

[drowsy lodge]

yes you do

[upbeat viper]

Be nice

[peak plank]

@restive storm smh U lurker

[stable mirage]

dor-chan!?

[covert cosmos]

omg uwu

[bright prairie]

Discord

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

real

[bright prairie]

Hear me out but earth-chan 💀

[bright prairie]

[grim edge]

This chat is weird...

[grim edge]

so that’s why they call it discord

[covert cosmos]

yes

[grim edge]

I didn't know TwT

[grim edge]

I trusted kirby

[covert cosmos]

i mean i wasnt lying

[bright prairie]

In Kirby we trust

[bright prairie]

[covert cosmos]

ou

[bright prairie]

So he had free nitro

[covert cosmos]

huh

[digital phoenix]

checkmate

[bright prairie]

Are you drunk? @upbeat viper

[hasty trail]

wanna have a game

i asked u yesterday

think u said we could have a game

[bright prairie]

Boring game he Wil play the French defense

[hasty trail]

i play that

[nimble niche]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[stable mirage]

tf do you want to play mods so badly

[hasty trail]

i dont this is the first person ive played from here today

[upbeat viper]

Challenge sent

[hasty trail]

2000 elo

[upbeat viper]

Ye

[stable mirage]

you asked a mod here and in gc

within like 5 minutes

[hasty trail]

[hollow light]

ill play

[grim edge]

Where whismy?

[fiery beacon]

Fr bruh

He hasn’t messaged me back yettt I’m worried about him

[grim edge]

Oh dang

[hasty trail]

dang

[upbeat viper]

What kind of smurf are you btw

[hasty trail]

im not

[upbeat viper]

300s don't play like that

[hasty trail]

im new i swear to god

ask scipio

[upbeat viper]

Okay okay

[hollow light]

send game review I wanna see

im down for a game as well if anyone wants to play

[upbeat viper]

Don't mind the piece I gave

[hasty trail]

i dont rlly play much of blitz its to fast

[upbeat viper]

My thumb just covered it

[sand crater]

whats your user

[upbeat viper]

:')

[sand crater]

i would be down

[upbeat viper]

Anyway should sleep

[hasty trail]

@upbeat viperthanks for the game tho

gn

[sand crater]

also btw that message that got sent was my friend trying to be funny

i deleted it though

[stable mirage]

time to send lichess links

[hollow light]

lets not talk about the name old account but "killer2003"

[hallow gate]

@old thistle

i swear i never see scipio online

[sand crater]

lol yourea lot better than me

[mystic stream]

Saw on

[viscid jacinth]

Baguette

[hasty trail]

i wont leak ur user dont worry

[hollow light]

normally I play on lichess so thats not very accurate

[stable mirage]

:3

[hallow gate]

hmm

[hollow light]

but could still be fun im down to play anyone tbf

[sand crater]

guys

[hollow light]

ranked or not

[hasty trail]

sure whats ur user

[sand crater]

i went from 400 elo to 1000 elo in the past month

[viscid jacinth]

My school did this

[hollow light]

Killer2003

[sand crater]

is that good progress

[hollow light]

ggs good job

[viscid jacinth]

Pretty cool lol

[hollow light]

thats great progress

[sand crater]

most of my skill i actually got from watching hikaru and gothamchess

[stable mirage]

which one are you

[hasty trail]

@hollow lightsent

[sand crater]

but we dont talk about that

[hollow light]

can we do shorter game?

[viscid jacinth]

Thats better than what most people progress in 1 month

[viscid jacinth]

None

[hollow light]

10.5 max idealy 5+3

[sand crater]

i still make quite a few mistakes but i can usually beat most of my friends in a game of chess

[hasty trail]

@hollow light join

[hasty trail]

...

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix yo

[drowsy lodge]

world aids day

[hasty trail]

gg

[hollow light]

Nice game luke

[digital phoenix]

hi

[hollow light]

one more?

[hasty trail]

its 2am

[covert cosmos]

:3

[hasty trail]

im going sleep lol

[hasty trail]

see u kriby

[covert cosmos]

bye

[hasty trail]

play tmr alr just dm me

[drowsy lodge]

أدعوكم للاشتراك ومشارك�� ال��حتوى مع جميع أصدقائك والمشاركة في المسابقة التالية

[covert cosmos]

ban

[drowsy lodge]

So i can't speak my native language

[covert cosmos]

so you cant read basic rules

[drowsy lodge]

Yes

[stable mirage]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[covert cosmos]

this

[drowsy lodge]

@stable mirage is accusing me of cheating ban

[grim edge]

Just a bit more before 1500....

[drowsy lodge]

@worn zodiac

[covert cosmos]

bro pinged the wrong person

[grim edge]

@flint kiln

@formal saffron

@worn zodiac

[covert cosmos]

wo

[grim edge]

@night yacht

[covert cosmos]

sto

[stable mirage]

oh shut up computer

[grim edge]

@analog briar

[drowsy lodge]

wtf

[grim edge]

@vital tiger

These names are jaw dropping.

[drowsy lodge]

@grim edge

[covert cosmos]

stop

[drowsy lodge]

@robust estuary

[grim edge]

Amazing.

[drowsy lodge]

@grim edge

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179> help theyre doing stuff

[drowsy lodge]

@limpid spire

@wild trench

[warm zodiac]

<@&745328830649991179>

[drowsy lodge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[digital phoenix]

dude can u just stop pinging weird names

[night yacht]

wth 💀

leave me alone dude

[digital phoenix]

at this point ur the one that deserve a ban

[grim edge]

LMFAO YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF

[drowsy lodge]

Am i not allowed to? they need to be banned

[digital phoenix]

they havent said a single word

[prime valve]

lol

[warm zodiac]

It lasts till you connect your account

[digital phoenix]

and a mod stated last time to not bring it up if they never talked

[grim edge]

Interesting name choice

[prime valve]

idk

[grim edge]

Jf

[night yacht]

im literally gay why do i need to be banned 😭

[grim edge]

Hey

[grim edge]

Jf...just a bitmore

[drowsy lodge]

@rigid yacht

[grim edge]

Good luck you’ll make it there, Im taking a break till Monday cause im tuckered out lol

I feel like an old grandmpa i play one chess rapid and win then its straight to bed for a nap

Idk chess been making me easily sleepy lately

[drowsy lodge]

sasily?

[grim edge]

What does "tuckered out" mean

Well it’s nearly made me restless hence why im taking a short break lol

[night yacht]

it means like sleepy

[drowsy lodge]

@rotund walrus

[grim edge]

Ooohh

I’ve just played too many and got tired mentally

[drowsy lodge]

@timber mountain

[grim edge]

Teah ypu need that break

[night yacht]

what is Up with the dude pinging everyone

[drowsy lodge]

@vestal isle !!!

[grim edge]

Give yourself a vacation fr,you got your own money you should use it

[nimble niche]

💀

[grim edge]

Amazing names.

Once I recharge my brain i will gain like 100-200 elo in a week or two

[grim edge]

Defi

[drowsy lodge]

idk he's weird

[night yacht]

i've been pinged twice here in the last day 😭

[grim edge]

Schools out in two weeks can’t vacation just yet

[drowsy lodge]

LMFAOOO

[grim edge]

My bday is in 27 days

[grim edge]

Is college really hell?

[grim edge]

sets it in my calender

[covert cosmos]

no

[grim edge]

Nah it’s alright you just need to not miss any assignments and youll be straight

[drowsy lodge]

can you two stop flirting

[grim edge]

Jealous?

[grim edge]

Am 16.

Dec 29? Is it jf?

[grim edge]

yes

Yehhh

[drowsy lodge]

Weird ass 16 yr old

[grim edge]

Wait no lol

Its the 28th

[grim edge]

We are in discord.

[night yacht]

have you never had a friend dude? theres a such thing as Being Nice To Eachother yk that right?

[drowsy lodge]

No this is WeChat

[drowsy lodge]

look at your name buddy

[grim edge]

Finally someone says it.

Your pfp is trump bro we not the same

[drowsy lodge]

No it's mrbean lmfao

[grim edge]

whats wrong with putting somekne's bday in your calender ?

[covert cosmos]

same person

[night yacht]

what is with you and my name dude

[drowsy lodge]

I was joking calm down. get the ops off my ass

[grim edge]

lmaoo

[grim edge]

LMFAO W

[drowsy lodge]

it's weird

[night yacht]

whats weird the gay part or the sex part?

[digital phoenix]

like anyone else in this server

[grim edge]

He said slide in his dms

[drowsy lodge]

the sex part

[grim edge]

Eh im not weird fr a bit nerdy sure

[night yacht]

i mean yeah fair enough not everyones comfortable with that kind of stuff

[digital phoenix]

the one with rainbow pawns are the weird ones most of the time

[night yacht]

im right here 😭

[drowsy lodge]

☝️

[digital phoenix]

well most is the key word

[night yacht]

lol yeah fair enough

[drowsy lodge]

and normally when we ping weird names. they are normally just inactive or troll accounts that are always offline

[grim edge]

Squid game season 2 boring asf so far

They just talking and talking

[grim edge]

Oh yeah he got a point

Like @formal saffron

[night yacht]

LMAO

[prime valve]

what

[grim edge]

@analog briar

[night yacht]

ah yikes

[grim edge]

Wow wdf

[digital phoenix]

star

[grim edge]

What does wdf mean

[digital phoenix]

where de fun

[grim edge]

Lmao this^

[night yacht]

kjdsakld

[grim edge]

Nah it’s just wtf but with a d

Can yall stop using shortcuts in words its making me feel like a boomer

[drowsy lodge]

wqf

[night yacht]

oh hey! fellow yall user !

[nimble niche]

still no refund 🥱

[prime valve]

ykwis

[grim edge]

Yeh yeh

Man I just text that way i talk properly

[grim edge]

Shut up @waxen swan

[night yacht]

💀

[grim edge]

Now that’s a good name

Am enjoying these troll names ngl

There was this guy with a user d*ck rider but he changed his name sadly

[covert cosmos]

bo

[grim edge]

Lol bro wasnt trying to get exposed

[night yacht]

i think i made my user this bc of an inside joke w/ my friend a few months back im just too lazy to change it

[grim edge]

@limpid spire i dont even know why this guy is here

[toxic valley]

The name

[grim edge]

Wouldnt be surprised if at least one of them responds

[night yacht]

yeah 💀

[grim edge]

This feels like summoning the undead ngl

[night yacht]

ik i did lol

[toxic valley]

The profilepicture

[grim edge]

Just ping weird names and one of them actually responds

@stray scarab

[grim edge]

Hi millie

@gleaming junco

[grim edge]

Hallooooooo bestieeeeeeeee

[grim edge]

Hru ^^

Feeling like a boomer lately each rapid game,makes me more sleepier,rn am considering on taking a nap since am in bed already

[prime valve]

🗿

[undone gulch]

What a name lol

[grim edge]

Oh shoot i forgot about that link u gave me i was watching the marvels it’s clutch

Also f,i feel like my stomach is a washing machine rn,i shpuld have not eaten that one full bowl of salted fries.

[night yacht]

its crazy to me that i've managed to be pinged twice in the same day bc of this stuff

[severe oxide]

@gleaming junco

[grim edge]

Yeahh best site for free movies fr

[night yacht]

i am the gay sexer it;s as simple as that

[grim edge]

Okie dokie

[undone gulch]

[night yacht]

does anyone know how i'd get ppl here to stop pinging me tho 💀

[grim edge]

@night yacht nah

[covert cosmos]

change your name

[night yacht]

its such a good name tho

[mild apex]

hewo unity

[night yacht]

it's silly, goofy even

[grim edge]

The rainbow pawn ties it together

[mild apex]

ya

just finished exams

[night yacht]

you get it

[mild apex]

it took a month to get it done

[bright prairie]

Wait wtf

[undone gulch]

U can always mute the server

[bright prairie]

You can premove many things in the same time in cc

In the cc mobile app

[mild apex]

new update?

[scenic field]

how to win as black

[brittle cosmos]

It got changed???

[bright prairie]

Yes

[brittle cosmos]

Qf6

[covert cosmos]

qe7 trust

[brittle cosmos]

Ayy nice

[bright prairie]

If you don't have that do an update

[severe oxide]

is this a live game or a puzzle

[bright prairie]

@covert cosmos kirbeeee

[scenic field]

gm puzzle

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

were you playing black and just terribly mess up

[severe oxide]

i don’t think it’s a puzzle. it’s just losing

[primal shore]

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone

[primal shore]

By resigning and saving the psychological energy trying to win that position would cost

[grim edge]

You should probably develop your pieces before you even think about winning

[severe oxide]

if white manages to lose that position they should quit chess

[grim edge]

Honestly lol

[primal shore]

It's like getting a vienna gambit accepted and losing

honestly that position is even better then that

Hmmm maybe the iqp isnt

[worthy yarrow]

resigning

[peak plank]

I watched a 1700 USCF accept the veinna gambit and still win

[primal shore]

love that

I'm so hype for my next tournament

I'm gonna flatten bitches

[peak plank]

3 way chess already exists

[covert cosmos]

literally same thing

[primal shore]

Petition for you to delete your account

[undone gulch]

Idk what to say lol..

[stable mirage]

I lost a piece in like 10 moves in a Portuguese gambit in classical and still won

[peak plank]

by USCF rules, as its not a house of Staunton set, I will decline the board.

and if you say that you arent american and dont care about thoese rules

thats okay it makes sence

[digital phoenix]

what

does uscf only allow one board

[primal shore]

I've a job and friends bruh tf you got

[peak plank]

no it just gives you the option to decline any that isnt a house of stanton set

[digital phoenix]

why would anyone tho

[grim edge]

potential beads hidden the board

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

kramnik detector might go off

Hey lucy

[peak plank]

if anyone brings a very very wack board

[primal shore]

sits down and reaches hand out

nothing

"I can call an arbiter for you not shaking my hand.."

"I decline"

[digital phoenix]

people bring their own board to tournament?

[grim edge]

well its a nice thing to do

[peak plank]

like i.e the colors are red and black im hell not playing chess on a checkerboard

[peak plank]

yes.

[digital phoenix]

thats crazy

i thought tournaments have all the boards set up

[primal shore]

It's most common in America

[grim edge]

chess tournaments dont rake in crazy money

[peak plank]

How would a tourney get 132 boards

[grim edge]

to get that money

for the boards

[peak plank]

for maojr tourneys

[stable mirage]

I mean there’s a reason they aren’t all dgt

[digital phoenix]

thats how my tournaments are

[severe oxide]

just steal boards from tournaments

[primal shore]

I remember hearing the marshal chess club has like 10 boards all at least 30 years old with battered peices

[stable mirage]

but 132 normal boards is easy

[digital phoenix]

top 4 boards are dgt

[peak plank]

true, just let the top section have the DGT ones

[grim edge]

you would get banned for being a thief

[covert cosmos]

no

[peak plank]

nah

[digital phoenix]

there are a few chess mats boards

[primal shore]

Not true, Romania has a chess federation

[severe oxide]

i wouldn’t get caught

[grim edge]

well theres some punishment tied to it

[grim edge]

ur not stockfish u cant play perfectly like that, only stockfish can steal a board every time and get away from it

[peak plank]

I have a chess mat board

[severe oxide]

nah

[peak plank]

but you can remeber 20 moves of reti theory 😄

[grim edge]

stockfish can remember 21 moves of reti theory

so stockfish is just outmatching everyone

[peak plank]

stockfish doesnt know theory

[celest berry]

WHEY, CHEATER, CHEATER

[grim edge]

it does

[worthy yarrow]

it doesnt

[peak plank]

it plays the best move

[worthy yarrow]

if you dont give it an opening book

[celest berry]

Bro chickened out because he was banned

[grim edge]

well the best move can be theory

[worthy yarrow]

so it's interesting what stockfish comes up with

[peak plank]

yes but it doesnt inherently know the theory

[worthy yarrow]

pixel spitting fax

[grim edge]

well if it plays the theory moves does that mean it knows theory or is it stumbling onto it by chance

[worthy yarrow]

stumbling

[grim edge]

and its stumbling onto those theory moves every time

thats very unlikely for any human

[mild apex]

wat

[worthy yarrow]

also chess.com should release updates on torch but I mean it's probably not going how they advertised it

[grim edge]

Ima take a break but drill theory for a few days

[nimble niche]

my tournaments always have boards already set up by the time arrive or if i arrive early i'll help set up

[shy pike]

Mrow

[nimble niche]

all the boards are owned by the organisers

[prime summit]

i saw Ra4, i just didn't like it

[primal shore]

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone<333

[shy pike]

gnnnn

[prime summit]

you are not a psychic, you hikarus sidekick

levy tryna act like he so mfing righteous

look

[grim edge]

Did you just try to spit bars sir

[prime summit]

I saw rook a4

I just didn't like it

[hushed shuttle]

meow

[severe oxide]

why

oh

don’t ever call me British

that shit is offensive

yes australia not england

[primal shore]

THATS NOT BRITISH???

[vernal kayak]

sex

[covert cosmos]

th

[severe oxide]

my family is not from england

i have never been to england

[severe oxide]

i have no ancestors from england

[primal shore]

Okay well I consider the 13 American colonies English territory

[vernal kayak]

😊

[primal shore]

New yorkers are officially British now

alr gn chat

[severe oxide]

that’s why people call them Hawaiian and not american

[vernal kayak]

Sorry sir I don't do history

[severe oxide]

i refuse to be called british

[vernal kayak]

Well at least we don't need to wait 20 hours just for fever medicine

[severe oxide]

being obese

[vernal kayak]

Yeah like 9/11

the one balls

[severe oxide]

the pyramids are so old they would have been old when the roman’s owned the world

[viral epoch]

Just and impartial like the valley between the mountaintops,
Discerning the truth within the festive holy land.
Judged akin to the harvest of your crops,
by he who sits at the father's right hand.

[severe oxide]

the bible is one of the most accurate historical documents

[drowsy lodge]

ur British

[vernal kayak]

No it ain't

[severe oxide]

Ya it is

[viral epoch]

White in the market,
soothing as it's told,
cooking deep within thy hut,
Walter's meth to behold.

[vernal kayak]

Nah it claims the earth was made in 7 days when it's almost 5 billion years old

[viral epoch]

You'd have most historians disagree

[vernal kayak]

Shutup

[viral epoch]

No

[drowsy lodge]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Life isn't fair
Man get's balls stuck in ikea chair

[covert cosmos]

dude waht

[vernal kayak]

Yep exactly

[severe oxide]

you silly goober. 7 days doesn’t mean 7 days it’s just something we could understand. that 7 days could of been billions of years

[vernal kayak]

lol goofy ass

7 days means 7 days

[viral epoch]

Silly

[severe oxide]

how are you so dumb 💀💀

[vernal kayak]

Bro stop

Your religion = false

[viral epoch]

There exist early manuscriptures that are akin to modern translations that are literally public to view

From the first few centuries

[covert cosmos]

:3

[severe oxide]

i guess you will see when you die

[brittle cosmos]

Damn bro thats crazy

[vernal kayak]

No I won't cuz time will not be deceivable

What about the omnipotent paradox

[viral epoch]

Is that Chris chan

[severe oxide]

👍

[vernal kayak]

Facts

Facts

[severe oxide]

what

[digital phoenix]

i cant blame u for defending u being gay

[severe oxide]

what is bro yapping about

[digital phoenix]

and u dont lose anything from it

[severe oxide]

the glazing is wild

[vernal kayak]

The truth

[brittle cosmos]

Fr

[digital phoenix]

its time to come out

[severe oxide]

Y’all know Jesus was a person

[vernal kayak]

I will preach the truth until time dies

[severe oxide]

he existed

[digital phoenix]

dude the arguments people have are braindead

[mystic stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[severe oxide]

disprove God

[mystic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/you-see-this-peak-peaking-kevin-hart-tilt-shades-gif-26320836

[severe oxide]

beyond a shadow of a doubt disprove it

[viral epoch]

[covert cosmos]

crazy

[vernal kayak]

BETTT

[mystic stream]

Yo mama is fake

[vernal kayak]

DMS?

[severe oxide]

Idc

[mystic stream]

You are a clone of a Previous version of ur self

[digital phoenix]

dude hes not a genie bro do u expect free money

[brittle cosmos]

How in the hell can my dumbass not get past 1000 😔😔😔

[severe oxide]

dumbest shit i’ve heard in a while

[mystic stream]

R u Christian’

[vernal kayak]

Braindead atheistic comment

[digital phoenix]

[viral epoch]

?

[digital phoenix]

ja

[mystic stream]

Nah that only happens in the movies

[digital phoenix]

[viral epoch]

skull emoji

[mystic stream]

Bro Malaysian people should be like Buddhist idk

[digital phoenix]

dude if ur expecting a reward for doing good things ur definitely not a good person

[digital phoenix]

[severe oxide]

[viral epoch]

Because we're not perfect, not even good persons in fact

[mystic stream]

Lmao

[vernal kayak]

@grim edge Can you be a rational atheist

[brittle cosmos]

Ah hell nah

[severe oxide]

they do

[digital phoenix]

majority is muslim

[viral epoch]

No one is good for all have sinned and fallen short

[digital phoenix]

kind of obvious

[severe oxide]

real

[mystic stream]

If u live in southeast Asia u have to be Buddhist

[covert cosmos]

huh

[vernal kayak]

Buddhism is mid

[mystic stream]

On jah

[digital phoenix]

well then can i say if ur american u have to be christian

[mystic stream]

That’s true

[vernal kayak]

It's not...

[brittle cosmos]

[viral epoch]

Majority of Americans label themselves as Christian*

[vernal kayak]

Yes... because they're stupid

[digital phoenix]

america is the centre of the shit pronouns and all u really wanna think that

[brittle cosmos]

Bros wilding

[vernal kayak]

I'm anti religion

[viral epoch]

Agree to disagree wholeheartedly

[mystic stream]

I’m joking bruh… although majority of America is atheist and Christian

[brittle cosmos]

⬆️

[vernal kayak]

Ok

[viral epoch]

Smh

[vernal kayak]

But I wanna save as many people as I can from ignorance

[mystic stream]

Cap

[vernal kayak]

And wasting their hours in a church

[grim edge]

Bro I was losing then my opponent blunder lol

[vernal kayak]

Shut up we are the same person we are both atheist

[brittle cosmos]

Thats actually crazy to say
My ass would be banned if I said “gonna go shoot up a pride parade” or something

[viral epoch]

Well obv

[vernal kayak]

yeah

Ok

But isn't religion brain shit

[viral epoch]

Not much is less productive than discordia

[digital phoenix]

are u gay

[vernal kayak]

No

[digital phoenix]

thats very shocking

[vernal kayak]

Preaching the truth

I solemnly swear to tell the truth, and only the truth

[brittle cosmos]

Yapping

[vernal kayak]

Yeah because your shit is stupid

I don't know

[viral epoch]

Unty

Btw when is next bedtime story

[digital phoenix]

aunty

[vernal kayak]

Nah

I'm blind

But I can hear what you type

cuz tts

Ight

You gonna see me beating my meat

[grim edge]

I'M BLIND I'M DEATH I WANT TO BE A REF 🔥🔥🔥

[brittle cosmos]

Time to go lose at some rapid

[vernal kayak]

idc

[viral epoch]

Chat chat

[vernal kayak]

hi

[worthy yarrow]

off as in go to sleep off

[vernal kayak]

Idc ima make an atheistic army and shoot up a church with it

and then take over the world so everyone becomes intelligent

[viral epoch]

Goatgeta mogs that short-timer

Bro doesn't even last 3 mins

[severe oxide]

how to get fedded speedrun

[vernal kayak]

Yeah ima be a terrorist

[viral epoch]

With a win rate of 0

Gogeta demolished Janemba and Broly

[vernal kayak]

You guys watched opm?

[tired wren]

new season?? not yet

[cursive peak]

🧐

[vernal kayak]

...

WE ARE ON THE SAME TEAM

[severe oxide]

lemme contact the fbi agent i know and get him swatted 👍

[tired wren]

true

[cursive peak]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-lil-split-flashback-breakdown-dancing-dance-gif-17731848234169776432

[vernal kayak]

OK FINE

ILL FIND MY OWN PEOPLE THEN

[covert cosmos]

huh

[vernal kayak]

SHUTUP

NOWHERE BECAUSE ATHEISM IS GROWING

[grim edge]

Haiiii kirby

[covert cosmos]

:3

[viral epoch]

Sad

[vernal kayak]

I wish we lived in caveman times so you can see

[grim edge]

:3

[severe oxide]

I don’t see why people have such a problem with something that tells you to be a good person and live a good life lol

[vernal kayak]

Before religion existed. How peaceful it was. No arguments. Just hunting and gathering.

[grim edge]

Levy currently roasting me for learning ruy lopez too early 💀

[covert cosmos]

and no kirby :(** **

[worthy yarrow]

let's go let's go back to primitive society

and play chess

[viral epoch]

"Peaceful" 💀

[vernal kayak]

MURDER is for A BETTER REASON

MORE PEACEFUL THAN THIS SHIT

[severe oxide]

Dumbest argument i’ve heard in a while lmfao

[worthy yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hate-crime-love-crime-hate-crime-saul-gif-25746020

[grim edge]

We talking bible study? 👀

[vernal kayak]

NO YOU AINT

[grim edge]

Fr

[brittle coral]

I've slept for like 6 hours and the challenge starts now

[vernal kayak]

You're stuck in chaos

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-26450094

[vernal kayak]

In your little fantasy christian world

[tired wren]

you'll need much more than that to stop global warming and overpopulation

[vernal kayak]

Thinking everything is so rainbows and sunshine

[worthy yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/start-talking-cat-gif-15977254329733529314

[viral epoch]

You don't really reflect great moral standards yourself, so I don't see how you allow yourself to be so hypocritical

[worthy yarrow]

crap

[grim edge]

I hope you know your opinion doesn't matter :)

I just heard an atheist thank God in the same breath a few minutes ago freakin phonies

[worthy yarrow]

wrong one

[vernal kayak]

It's a FACT

[viral epoch]

Prove the fact

[grim edge]

If it's a fact prove it

[worthy yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/couldnt-care-less-i-dont-care-dont-care-do-not-care-spy-idc-gif-25739626

[vernal kayak]

NAH WE PREACH THE TRUTH

[digital phoenix]

come on man

[viral epoch]

You preach nothing

Nothing but hatred

[grim edge]

Nah lil bitch ass where the prove

[covert cosmos]

ok prove it

[worthy yarrow]

why do you feel the need to infringe on what people believe in

it doesn't matter

[grim edge]

Yo stop trying to ignore me josh where your prove it was peaceful

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-gohan-videl-wrath-of-the-dragon-great-saiyaman-gif-9324600723164144583

[grim edge]

Such ignorance, anyone who has not yet seen, will.

[tired wren]

fan and AC in the background be laughing at ya

[viral epoch]

How Josh feels after "abolishing Christian hatred and illogical fallacies"

[grim edge]

I'm not even christian I just got mad at bro for saying false information

[tired wren]

chat will go boom

[grim edge]

Lol

[covert cosmos]

huh

[viral epoch]

How about the orthodox pastors

[covert cosmos]

no

[viral epoch]

My fav verse is like

Romans 12:21

Which of this world lacks 🗣️

Rahh the fortnite item shop is down

[covert cosmos]

no

[grim edge]

Did the josh guy got time out?

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Why's the sigma chad knight all the way down there

[tired wren]

koala*

[viral epoch]

When bedtime poem

[covert cosmos]

no i see hair

[toxic valley]

These 2 are the most useless pieces

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/goobye-chat-chat-goodbye-discord-gif-25700760

[grim edge]

Byeeee

[tired wren]

bro was strongest in the circus

[covert cosmos]

bye :3

[grim edge]

Have a goodnight sweet dreams :3

[tired wren]

circus arts applied??

in boxing right?..... in boxing, right??

[severe oxide]

sugar ray robinson > Muhammad ali

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

Nugette the wrestler

[severe oxide]

it’s scripted

[viral epoch]

Comedic relief

[severe oxide]

no way u just said that

the amount of lore and story the WWE had

the newer WWE is kinda mid

[grim edge]

what was the wwe lore

[severe oxide]

but attitude era of WWE was peak

[celest berry]

Could anyone help me out with this puzzle please?

[grim edge]

nice

i always type super slow on monkeytype because the wording is so unnatural

[viral epoch]

Gn unty

[teal folio]

Hello

🍴🍴🍴🍴

[digital phoenix]

typeracer only

[teal folio]

@digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

hi

[teal folio]

just turned 13

[sharp geode]

quick question... why can't i message on some channels?

[teal folio]

And I'm 2200

[grim edge]

maybe you don’t follow them

[digital phoenix]

ok

[teal folio]

I CAN BE A GMMM

[digital phoenix]

no u cant

unless ur 2200 fide now

[teal folio]

I am!!!!

[digital phoenix]

show cm title

[sharp geode]

how

[teal folio]

2300 chess.com

[digital phoenix]

yeah it doesnt work like that whats ur fide rating

[teal folio]

2224 fide

[digital phoenix]

get cm then come back

[teal folio]

I wish...

[grim edge]

there’s a channel guide that tells you what channels you’re following and which ones you aren’t

[void sonnet]

As a result of the 32-move challenge I played in the tournament, I was very surprised by the centipede and accuracy I made.

[digital phoenix]

6 is crazy

id report a 6 acl

[grim edge]

6….?

[void sonnet]

yes xd

[grim edge]

that’s sus

[digital phoenix]

makes sense that ur on anonymous

[teal folio]

What does the 6 mean

[sharp geode]

okay

[void sonnet]

this is real tournoment

[teal folio]

I don't read Spanish

[digital phoenix]

oh otb?

[void sonnet]

yes

[digital phoenix]

nice nice

[void sonnet]

45 /15+

[teal folio]

Just kidding

CASH OUT

[grim edge]

that’s nice

don’t go losing everything now

[digital phoenix]

all in next hand

crazy

[teal folio]

Balls

[spark apex]

lol i got 216 words 10

[toxic valley]

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