💬〡general-off-topic

[primal shore]

Romania is like, honorary balkan

[grim edge]

BLACK AND RED I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST

[keen parrot]

nah romania is real balkan

[primal shore]

Ngl the Kosovan flag is ugly af

[drowsy lodge]

Wrong place this is Checkers.com server

[grim edge]

IT IS GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN

[primal shore]

Too far east :<

[primal shore]

Lishogi server

[keen parrot]

its as far east as bulgaria

[split bone]

did you send the screenshot in chess talk

[primal shore]

But too north

[drowsy lodge]

Kosovo

[hallow gate]

oh...

[primal shore]

I saw a 2100 hang back rank yesterday

[drowsy lodge]

4 SECONDS smh, do better

[split bone]

I saw myself hanging myself yesterday

[stable mirage]

I saw myself miss a back rank hang yesterday

[split bone]

it was a dream

[hallow gate]

i thought it was not a 3100 puzzle

[opaque violet]

how is the pass rate only 95%

[hallow gate]

anyway i hit 3200 now

[stable mirage]

they blundered it again though so I won

[drowsy lodge]

777

[split bone]

-111

[drowsy lodge]

OOO

[split bone]

good talk

[drowsy lodge]

YOOO

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1537 (1555 peak)
Blitz: 1153 (1194 peak)
Bullet: 959 (1102 peak)

[split bone]

and that's what happens when you use this app

don't use discord kids

it'll give you brain damage

[drowsy lodge]

*this is what happens when Mortingen Shtráze uses discord

[split bone]

you just discorded with me

Checkmate loser

[drowsy lodge]

Incorrect The king has no moves in fact it's stalemate

[split bone]

You have no move but you're in check aka you're losing the arguement but you can't say anything so you're mated

Just like how I mated your mom

[drowsy lodge]

WOAH WHY DID YOU MATE ME

[split bone]

I got consent from you while you passed out

[hallow gate]

.

[split bone]

I mean you didn't complain so I thought it was ok

[drowsy lodge]

<@&745328830649991179>

I didn't even mean to do that

[primal shore]

this server is full of a bunch of gross immature children

[bright prairie]

I'm not a child but not mature enough sometimes

[digital phoenix]

alright

[primal shore]

Not talking about you

[hallow gate]

like you

[drowsy lodge]

Phew you're not talking about me

[bright prairie]

I know don't worry

[digital phoenix]

alright

[opaque violet]

only now you realised lmao

[primal shore]

I meqn the people who make gay jokes or say slurs or send fcked up shit in my dms

[hallow gate]

joking lasanga ily

[digital phoenix]

bet none of those are kids

[bright prairie]

How many dms do you get?

Bad dms

[drowsy lodge]

"feel free to vent anytime" their just venting im pretty sure

[digital phoenix]

man being gold sucks no one talks in vc i miss being bronze

[vapid pelican]

hello

[stable mirage]

bring a stack

[bright prairie]

V cloned lasagna

[digital phoenix]

they play at 10pm actual psychopaths

[drowsy lodge]

I have the ebola virus

[torpid badge]

Ive seen worse

Its the internet. Deal with it

[primal shore]

If venting means whipping it out 😭😭

[hallow gate]

whipping what out

[digital phoenix]

venting yes

[primal shore]

dick

[digital phoenix]

whipping out feelings

[drowsy lodge]

are u being fr

[hallow gate]

i play at 10

[primal shore]

100%.

[hallow gate]

ew.

[drowsy lodge]

BRUHHHHH WHAT

[stable mirage]

never underestimate the internet

[hallow gate]

id whip you just like the good old days

[digital phoenix]

dude i swear u have to be in some weird server and ur asking for it

[lament jacinth]

CAN I MAKE A GAY JOKE IN YOUR DMS

[primal shore]

d pics, gore, r@pe threats

[digital phoenix]

and still never in chess

[primal shore]

NO ITS FROM HERE

[drowsy lodge]

I've overestimated you too many times

[primal shore]

you can but I know you smh

[stable mirage]

in which ways

[primal shore]

They cute fr

[bright prairie]

I only get scam links / discord server links. Alors how many discord servers do you have?

[drowsy lodge]

Shit so i can make gay joeks in your dms

[primal shore]

I don't know you

[bright prairie]

How

[drowsy lodge]

ah shit

[hallow gate]

say mums

[primal shore]

This is the only public server I'm in

[hallow gate]

what about me

[primal shore]

Who are you?

[hallow gate]

good.

[digital phoenix]

what

[hallow gate]

swear on your mothers life

[bright prairie]

You should close the private messages from strangers

[digital phoenix]

the cat overload imposter

[severe oxide]

i knew a guy who liked gore n shit and he would go into lgbtq servers pretending to be gay so people would dm him gore

[drowsy lodge]

SHITT

[hallow gate]

im not the imposter

[digital phoenix]

u imposter

[hallow gate]

lets play rn

[primal shore]

Been thinking abt it ngl

[severe oxide]

proof?

[hallow gate]

youre the proof

[severe oxide]

ok lol

[hallow gate]

send me

[austere zinc]

Greetings, anyone down for a game?

[foggy yarrow]

ok

[severe oxide]

sure

[digital phoenix]

no im playing val

[austere zinc]

sounds good

lets go

[primal shore]

Those sips of water after drinking mad alcohol >>>

[hallow gate]

i meant val

[lament jacinth]

LUCY IM WAITING FKR YOU TO RESPOND

[foggy yarrow]

dms

[primal shore]

OKAY I SAW U TYPING THOUGHT YPUD JUST SEND IY

[digital phoenix]

no shot u play val

[hallow gate]

nope

cs>

[severe oxide]

real

[drowsy lodge]

Girls are weird

[foggy yarrow]

I agree

[vapid pelican]

👀

[drowsy lodge]

ofc u do

[foggy yarrow]

[bright prairie]

You drink too much

[vapid pelican]

so ru all fide rated?

[severe oxide]

nah

[hallow gate]

my bad

[vapid pelican]

rating?

[hallow gate]

yeah

[drowsy lodge]

yeah it is your bad

[primal shore]

im

[vapid pelican]

ah cool

[hallow gate]

my bad

[vapid pelican]

ur rating?

[foggy yarrow]

nah man I am Hikaru alt account

[drowsy lodge]

yeah it is your bad

[vapid pelican]

OOH

[hallow gate]

u cant have a fide acc rated 400 tho no? isnt min 1000

[vapid pelican]

it is 1001 minimum

[primal shore]

15smt

[foggy yarrow]

yeah, Hikaru Takeshi

[hallow gate]

youre bad 500-999 rated

[vapid pelican]

cap for sure.

[hallow gate]

same difference

[vapid pelican]

i mean yeah

[hallow gate]

yeah

[drowsy lodge]

ok and? I'm lesbian and proud

[primal shore]

anyone with a brain is 1500 fide

[vapid pelican]

[hallow gate]

but do you have a brain?

[vapid pelican]

what if u got 2 brains?

[hallow gate]

on my mama's life

i have a fide rating

[foggy yarrow]

3000 elo

[vapid pelican]

interesting

[foggy yarrow]

super gm

[hallow gate]

congrats? i dont recall asking about your sexuality nor do i care

[vapid pelican]

im still unrated after playing 1 fide rated tournament

[hallow gate]

no

[foggy yarrow]

Show me your face

[hallow gate]

u need to play at least 5 fide rated

[vapid pelican]

i did play 7

[drowsy lodge]

it was a joke chill

[vapid pelican]

my average came 981 fide..

[cosmic lily]

I have 0 brain

[hallow gate]

idk ive played 8 rated game

[vapid pelican]

and u need 1000 average tho

[hallow gate]

thats why u dont have a rating

[vapid pelican]

yeye ik

[foggy yarrow]

Thats why your favourite opening is BoteZ Gambit

[drowsy lodge]

@hallow gate dogs are better

[primal shore]

You either had a sub 1k preformence or not all the games had rated players

Gotta play rated players to get rated

[cosmic lily]

I dont know that opening 🗿

[vapid pelican]

yeah i calculated my perfomance came 981 or 990ish

[drowsy lodge]

i like it when they bite my fingers off

[hallow gate]

ive played 1 tournament with 8 fide rated games and im 1700-ish i could probably go for 2200 if i tried hard enough within the next few games

[vapid pelican]

i got paired with 1100's and 1000's fide rated

surprisingly they all were 2200+ online even tho so less FIDE

[primal shore]

No shot that's a 2300?? 💀💀

[primal shore]

Whatt ☠️

[vapid pelican]

i have only played OTB once

[vapid pelican]

don't be suprised my round 1 was a 6 year old , 2100 rapid

[primal shore]

How you preformed at 900 is beyond me

[hallow gate]

online is really weird

[primal shore]

Are you Indian? The elo inflation bad over there

[vapid pelican]

i mean some ppl r better online some OTB

[hallow gate]

also perf rating is stupid as well

[vapid pelican]

yes i'm

[hallow gate]

yeah

[primal shore]

Thats why you had a sub 1k preformence

[foggy yarrow]

wdym by elo inflation?

[vapid pelican]

my next rated tournament will be in april or may 2024

[hallow gate]

well good luck

[vapid pelican]

tru tru , 6 year old with 2100 rapid

[primal shore]

Different countries rating is easier/harder to get

[vapid pelican]

which is easiest 👀

[severe oxide]

Should i pay it guys 🤔

[vapid pelican]

yes ofcourse

[hallow gate]

also perf rating is the weirdest stat ever if u end up with like a 800 perf rating thats probably why u didnt get a rating

[primal shore]

I hear balkans and Denmark pretty easy

[vapid pelican]

i played 7 rated players in 9 rounds

[hallow gate]

whats ur perf rating

[vapid pelican]

got it , shifting there soon

[foggy yarrow]

fide rating?

[vapid pelican]

as i told it came 989

[primal shore]

Obv

[vapid pelican]

i checked exact.

[hallow gate]

yeah its a bit below ur perf rating

[primal shore]

Prob

[cosmic lily]

is romania balkan

[primal shore]

Yes but no

[severe oxide]

Yes

[primal shore]

I hear Romania is solid for chess

[vapid pelican]

Russia And India though-

[primal shore]

I know this one IM from Romania

[severe oxide]

Coz tate is there 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[vapid pelican]

from birth ur godly

[hallow gate]

i had like an 1800 perf rating and i got a 1700 ish rating so its a bit lower than the perf rating that you get

[primal shore]

Stfu

[vapid pelican]

wow , whats ur fide

[foggy yarrow]

Russians are too good in chess

[severe oxide]

i’m half russian and i’m not very good 😔

[cosmic lily]

So I'm in a country where elo is easy and I still get negative elo

[vapid pelican]

half so....

[hallow gate]

but the perf rating is stupid i had a perf rating of like 2600 in 4 rounds

[severe oxide]

God forbid i make a joke

[foggy yarrow]

every school got a IM

[vapid pelican]

tell ur country name

[hallow gate]

about 1750 ish rn

[vapid pelican]

my school has highest 1700 fide.

[novel moat]

Doubt

[severe oxide]

My dad is selling my chess skills

[hallow gate]

ive only played once

[vapid pelican]

and what's ur online rating

[hallow gate]

wait ill pull it up

[vapid pelican]

true

[cosmic lily]

romania

[vapid pelican]

my school has only 3 fide rated , 1200ish , 1600 and almost 1700 fde

[foggy yarrow]

tf I started chess a month ago and my highest is 1300

[vapid pelican]

coming there 💪

[vapid pelican]

fide ?

[foggy yarrow]

youre talking about fide?

[vapid pelican]

ya

[foggy yarrow]

my bad

[vapid pelican]

my first OTB was 2018

[cosmic lily]

you going to change your mind when russia jumps my country💀

[vapid pelican]

breh

[foggy yarrow]

stop playing london system bro 💀

[vapid pelican]

play bird's opening

[neon parrot]

I am rated 1300, I am bad at chess

[foggy yarrow]

alright a match?

[vapid pelican]

no ur better than magnez corlsin

[foggy yarrow]

i started a month ago

you have experience

[nimble niche]

hi too afraid, im dad!

[foggy yarrow]

no really

[cosmic lily]

Idk when I started but I gave up because I'm garbage

[keen parrot]

if you arent hating or anything, what are you?

[foggy yarrow]

play puzzels

[bright prairie]

That's rizz

[foggy yarrow]

those helped me

i am like 1600 in puzzels

[cosmic lily]

I did😢

[foggy yarrow]

ok

[keen parrot]

hi like 1600 in puzzels, im dad

[vapid pelican]

bro..

[foggy yarrow]

hello daddy

wait sending link

[neon parrot]

is 1300 bad

[vapid pelican]

depends

[nimble niche]

hi not hating or anything

[foggy yarrow]

ya they are begineers preety much

check dms

[primal shore]

be my dad

[grim edge]

@keen parrot hello zaddy

[nimble niche]

ask your mother

[primal shore]

adopt me I'm in desperate need of a father figure

[keen parrot]

God what did i start

[grim edge]

@primal shore 🛢️?

[neon parrot]

Bro you're insulting me, I started playing chess 8 and a half months ago

[foggy yarrow]

bro I am famous

[bright prairie]

No you're like 1600 in puzzles

[cosmic lily]

I got beat at chess by random grandpa outside so I gave up from trying to learn chess

[vapid pelican]

guys what's ur age and ur elo

[severe oxide]

89 and 2900

[vapid pelican]

I got beat at chess by my 6 year old brother , I'm 2300

[vapid pelican]

waow

[neon parrot]

Whats your rating

[vapid pelican]

anybody 2100+ wanna play?

[neon parrot]

How long ago did you start playing

[foggy yarrow]

1100

[neon parrot]

[foggy yarrow]

was 1200 once

eh

[neon parrot]

I started 8 months ago and im 1300 is that bad

[cosmic lily]

I think you done went too easy on him

[vapid pelican]

I started almost 4 years ago and I'm 2300

[stable mirage]

hi duck

[foggy yarrow]

no it is good

[vapid pelican]

i mean i just told him if he's blundering his piece or not.

[median atlas]

why do I play chess at 4 am

[foggy yarrow]

hm

[median atlas]

honestly smh

[vapid pelican]

chessaddict

[foggy yarrow]

I dont play in chess.Com

[neon parrot]

Bro I hate when people call me a beginner. I am certainly not a beginner.

[foggy yarrow]

but ok

[neon parrot]

1100 liches????????

[foggy yarrow]

I am a begineer

[nimble niche]

how are you 2300 but have played less titled players than me?

[vapid pelican]

im only 2300 rapid

[foggy yarrow]

ik it is bad, been 1 month

[vapid pelican]

i play less , now i have started to play more

[nimble niche]

oh i see, not many titled players play rapid

[vapid pelican]

i honestly forgot about chess after 2018 my first OTB and then came for a while in 2021 and then left

[neon parrot]

If I am a beginner THEN WHAT ARE YOU?????????

BRAINDEAD??

[hallow gate]

it showed like 2514 after 3 rounds at the tournamnet i cant find the actual photo i took, but from online sources its about 2200

[vapid pelican]

again I started like 2-3months back

[foggy yarrow]

youre an intermidiate idk

[cosmic lily]

I ain't playing chess ever again💀

[foggy yarrow]

I am a begineer ik that much

[vapid pelican]

its ok buddy

I'm 2300 and a begginer what's the point?

[neon parrot]

You are like 800 chess.com. I will puke on you

[vapid pelican]

what time control do u play most?

[foggy yarrow]

I am like 200 elo in CHess.com I played long ago

[nimble niche]

3+0

[cosmic lily]

did you get beat by random grandpa outside

[foggy yarrow]

come lets play, I want to loose

[vapid pelican]

wanna play one im trying to get 2400 blitz

coz 2400 rapid hard coz of cheaters , pairing

[neon parrot]

chess.com ONLY

[foggy yarrow]

ok

[hallow gate]

you are

[severe oxide]

if ur a beginner just get better? lol

[cosmic lily]

even worse he got his queen out as 2nd move

[neon parrot]

I will destroy you

[foggy yarrow]

idk how to send invite there, you send

[neon parrot]

ahaha

[cosmic lily]

and I still lost

[foggy yarrow]

idk how to do anything there ask him

iLL loose to a 1300 anyways

will play for fun

[neon parrot]

How is it that the people who call me beginner are always those 700's with their inflated ego

[austere zinc]

anyone down for a game of chess :D

[foggy yarrow]

send link idiot

[vapid pelican]

1300 is beginner

[neon parrot]

It is certainly not

[foggy yarrow]

it is

[vapid pelican]

Atleast I consider till 2500 beginner

[foggy yarrow]

I was 1280 at max

[vapid pelican]

till u lose games ur a beginner-

[foggy yarrow]

I am a begineer

[hallow gate]

cause ur bad

[neon parrot]

Bro you're telling me that me and this 700 guy we are the same

[foggy yarrow]

bro idc iLL call myself a begineer till I reach 2000

[severe oxide]

why no yugoslavia flag on emojis

[vapid pelican]

yo whats ur chesscom rating

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> snowsies

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100 (343 peak)
Blitz: 100 (667 peak)
Bullet: 100 (388 peak)

[hallow gate]

^ @vapid pelican

[keen parrot]

[cosmic lily]

prove it by playing against him 🗣️🔥

[severe oxide]

2000 is beginner compared a 2500

[neon parrot]

You're rated 100 breh

[foggy yarrow]

you dont become a badminton or football pro in 8 months, it will take atleast 3-4 years

[foggy yarrow]

2000 is intermediate

[nimble niche]

hikaru called a 2250 an advanced beginner

[hallow gate]

🧻🤣

[severe oxide]

Lmfao

[neon parrot]

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

[cosmic lily]

what is my elo supposed to be in 1 month then

[neon parrot]

WHAT IS YOUR RATING SIR

[hallow gate]

@neon parrot ur so bad

[foggy yarrow]

well you can call a 1700 intermediate

but not 1300

[neon parrot]

Bro just.........

[solemn crow]

what happens if my acc is fasely banned

[foggy yarrow]

I play cricked from the age of 5, I am not in ipl buddy, you need to practice everyday

[neon parrot]

1300 chess.com is like 1600 lichess bruh

[hallow gate]

ur just bad stop

[foggy yarrow]

licheess isnt that much inflated

[keen parrot]

write a mail to the support team

[neon parrot]

You are 100

[foggy yarrow]

it is but not that much

[nimble niche]

it is at that range

[hallow gate]

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

someone actually believes it

[vapid pelican]

how ru 1700 fide

[severe oxide]

apparently there’s gas on the coast of gaza looking like gaza needs some freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💸💸💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑

[hallow gate]

just like with fins rating

[foggy yarrow]

inflated by 300 elo? damm

[neon parrot]

I dont have time bro........................

[hallow gate]

just cause i linked a 100 rated account...

[foggy yarrow]

maybe, thats y i reached 1300 in 1 month

[slim musk]

My bullet game struck while I was playing, and it happened many time , any idea why .

[nimble niche]

think about it, on chess.com you start at 1200 but on lichess you start at 1500, so 1200 on chess.com is similar to 1500 on lichess

[severe oxide]

free berlin i guess

[vapid pelican]

ah what's ur main

[hallow gate]

which mode

[foggy yarrow]

no u start at 400 elo

but ya I get it

[neon parrot]

You can choose it...

[odd lake]

@vapid pelican what's ur rating in rapid?

[severe oxide]

u can start on 400, 800, 1200 or 1600 goober

[vapid pelican]

2300

[odd lake]

show

[nimble niche]

depends on which option you pick but a lot of people choose to start at 1200

[foggy yarrow]

but you play in provincial

[neon parrot]

You're basically telling me 1600 lichess is beginner.........

[foggy yarrow]

I didnt know I could choose

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> r-rishi

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2367 (peak)
Blitz: 2151 (2153 peak)
Bullet: 2020 (2147 peak)

[foggy yarrow]

yes

[vapid pelican]

I'm 2367 rn

[foggy yarrow]

pro

[primal shore]

1600 lichess blunder peices and mate and queens

[severe niche]

It is not that easy to get to 1500 elo to 1600 elp

[vapid pelican]

im tryna grind blitz to 2400

[primal shore]

1600s on cc do that too

[neon parrot]

THAT IS TWICE YO ELO

[severe oxide]

да

[hallow gate]

ill sign in on my main

[vapid pelican]

hm

[hallow gate]

oh yeah blitz is my worst

[median atlas]

we're all just livin life
blundering queens and kings
your rating makes no difference

[neon parrot]

You played more

[hallow gate]

its case 5|0 better htan 3}0

[foggy yarrow]

idc chess is fun and I am young, iLL keep playing it for fun and the elo will keep rising

[severe niche]

Beginner fall to lesser elo like 1000-1300

[vapid pelican]

what's ur rating on main

[severe niche]

Intermediate players hold 1500-1600

[neon parrot]

I will CRUSH you

[foggy yarrow]

come lets play

[median atlas]

stockfish

[foggy yarrow]

send link

[severe niche]

Go watch gotham videos

[foggy yarrow]

I know 1 lol

[median atlas]

just move the knights to a3 and h3

[foggy yarrow]

e4

[vapid pelican]

I know 30000000000000

[median atlas]

basic opening principles smh

[severe oxide]

hanging pawns on youtube

[severe niche]

Wtf

[hallow gate]

2.1

[foggy yarrow]

bhai stop flexing

[severe niche]

Then try learning from lichess

[hallow gate]

/discconect

[foggy yarrow]

ya

[hollow yacht]

tf does bhai mean

[vapid pelican]

time control?

[severe niche]

Queens Gambit

[vapid pelican]

hindi word

Bird's opening

[severe niche]

Sicilian

[vapid pelican]

I'm actually learning it

[severe oxide]

italian, sicilian your welcome

[hallow gate]

blitz

[hollow yacht]

thought it's an opening

[median atlas]

duras gambit

[vapid pelican]

💀

[severe niche]

Yeah bird's opening really good way to lose

[foggy yarrow]

bhai gambit

[vapid pelican]

nah its actually good

[foggy yarrow]

sac your bhai for a queen

[vapid pelican]

im being serious not sarcastic

[vapid pelican]

real life reference

[foggy yarrow]

hoes before bros

[hollow yacht]

sounds cold can't lie

[foggy yarrow]

ya

[hallow gate]

OMG I CANT SIGN INTOT HE 100 RATED ACCOUNT

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> snowsies

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 100 (343 peak)
Blitz: 100 (667 peak)
Bullet: 100 (388 peak)

[covert snow]

Kramnik has finally lost the plot

[hollow yacht]

what y'all talking about lmaoo 😭

[severe niche]

[cosmic lily]

[severe niche]

I found an 'I' with two dots on top ī

[hallow gate]

OMG I LOGGED IN

[primal shore]

📸

[severe niche]

Ï

[foggy yarrow]

bro is famous now

[primal shore]

yea....that's a pretty common letter in European languages

[hallow gate]

FINALLY

[primal shore]

Same with ö ä ü

[hallow gate]

NO MORE UGLY SCARLET RED

[severe niche]

I am french student never seen that before

[primal shore]

Cuz French is nasty

[young pagoda]

I’m a French student and I have

[primal shore]

French has ç though

[vapid pelican]

ye

[primal shore]

And è é

[young pagoda]

Aren’t you Canadian?

[hollow yacht]

it doesn't exist in french tho

[foggy yarrow]

as someone who dosent like crausaount I agree

[hallow gate]

ugh

[severe niche]

Really french is sooo dum

[young pagoda]

Fax

[primal shore]

And?

[cosmic lily]

they teach me French at school and I hate it🗿

[hallow gate]

@vapid pelican

[grim edge]

imagine thinking french is romantic

[hollow yacht]

cmon on now 😔

[young pagoda]

Canada speaks a lot of French

[vapid pelican]

Ya?

[severe niche]

It just breaks every law in English literature for no reason

[hollow yacht]

just Quebec

[primal shore]

Okay so? I still hate French

[cosmic lily]

I hate the French

[young pagoda]

No I think it’s the other way around

[worn ice]

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2202 (2221 peak)
Blitz: 2036 (2112 peak)
Bullet: 2301 (2424 peak)

[hallow gate]

here

[vapid pelican]

cool

[young pagoda]

Really?

[foggy yarrow]

nah mate, french women are romantic

[vapid pelican]

wanna play once?

[severe niche]

Y do French do that, just keep things simple

[grim edge]

it is.. tho french also breaks a few rules

[hollow yacht]

YES and their french sucks

[hallow gate]

uhm its like 11:15 but one game ig

[foggy yarrow]

[primal shore]

Lots of Ontario does as well, same with nova scotia and labrador

[severe niche]

Morning haa

[hallow gate]

pm

[primal shore]

And new brunswik

[hallow gate]

23:15 for you 0-24

[hollow yacht]

🧢 tbh

[primal shore]

A solid 10 milion people, 1/3

[hallow gate]

guys

[foggy yarrow]

speak my child

[primal shore]

French women are nasty

[keen parrot]

real

[primal shore]

Canadians

[hollow yacht]

also 🧢

[hallow gate]

play me...

[foggy yarrow]

*tasty

[severe niche]

Nahh they're romantic

[vapid pelican]

@keen parrot wanna play once?

[keen parrot]

you two play each other

[primal shore]

what

[hallow gate]

ok what about after

[vapid pelican]

alright @hallow gate blitz/

[severe niche]

Not as hot as Russian tho

[hallow gate]

alr 3|0

my worst time control yet i keep with it

[vapid pelican]

bet

[foggy yarrow]

average indian

[severe oxide]

ukrainian women as well

[primal shore]

Who doesn't want a chainsmoking grey skined French speaking saggy tt parasian

[severe niche]

Nahh so much better than that

[primal shore]

Ukrainian women hot

[hallow gate]

@vapid pelican send link

[hollow yacht]

Italian women tho 😻

[vapid pelican]

i will send directly , rated or unrated?

[hallow gate]

unrated

[foggy yarrow]

of what

[vapid pelican]

sent

[hallow gate]

wrong!

[severe niche]

Hard to believe

[hollow yacht]

kinda true honesty

[severe niche]

I mean anyone can be anything these days

True

[foggy yarrow]

no arabs are the sexiest people

[hollow yacht]

that's not even an ethnicity 😭😭

[foggy yarrow]

exactly

[knotty grail]

True

[severe niche]

Just see a Russians first

[knotty grail]

I am a russian

[foggy yarrow]

I see you

[severe niche]

Everyone there looks like an actor

[severe oxide]

are you hot?

[foggy yarrow]

get bitches

[hollow yacht]

not really

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/granny-samurai-gif-19981282

[keen parrot]

beautiful russian woman

[tulip lichen]

good good

[knotty grail]

Idk

[tulip lichen]

gm bros

[knotty grail]

Do you know me

[hollow sierra]

Flat

[hollow yacht]

she a baddie idk what y'all talking about

[final condor]

They don’t work well with windows

[tulip lichen]

and gm nerds

[keen parrot]

without make up she looks like the gif above

[severe oxide]

the amount of federal agents in my dms is wild

[foggy yarrow]

good question

[tulip lichen]

gimme a sneak peak

[severe niche]

They look soo good

[final condor]

they (are) expensive

[severe niche]

They cost like 17000 rs here

[hollow yacht]

i'm half arab half french i know what both look like and generally speaking i find arabs hotter

[hollow sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/flex-kid-dance-moves-phone-gif-16245356

[severe niche]

U can literally buy a good phone with that price

[hollow yacht]

wdym same country 😭

[severe niche]

What

[foggy yarrow]

no bro youre not straight

[hollow sierra]

Is it you, Uranus?

[hollow yacht]

did u just call me uranus? 😭😭

[severe niche]

My phone is Vivo v9

[foggy yarrow]

you just reached your pube

[grim edge]

Chat be helpful for once,which one should i get rn

[hollow sierra]

Nah look back into chat history. You forgor

[keen parrot]

froot loops

[severe niche]

I bought it for like 2000 rs

32 GB

[foggy yarrow]

he is talking about 17k inr

which is 17000/80 usd

[hollow sierra]

Froot loops

[severe oxide]

froot loops are cancer

[hollow sierra]

Damn I thought they were Gemini

[grim edge]

left

[hollow yacht]

they're Aries genius

[severe niche]

My phone is like a fraction of those apple earpods cost

[grim edge]

Btw @grim edge

[hollow sierra]

No they're gemini

[grim edge]

Hi :>

[hollow sierra]

Trust

[grim edge]

:>>>> hewo

[severe niche]

?????

[hollow yacht]

dude ur tripping

[hollow sierra]

U be the one that's trippin

[drowsy crypt]

Hi

[grim edge]

:>

[hollow sierra]

Hi

[flint portal]

hi

[foggy yarrow]

ih

[hollow yacht]

dang mb ur the expert on cereals and astrology

[hollow sierra]

Hi

[honest drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[grim edge]

LMFAO

[foggy yarrow]

sexiest man alive

[flint portal]

I finally got back to 800 elo after not playing for a long while

[keen parrot]

heated debate in the chess.com server

[honest drift]

Wish him birthday

[grim edge]

Cap,hikaru sexier.

[keen parrot]

btw millie, my girlfriend played some local tournament and got first place

[flint portal]

I used to be 1k elo

[hallow gate]

oh

[severe niche]

Magus

[foggy yarrow]

levi:you sure?

lmao

[hollow sierra]

Top 3 best chess players

1. Magnus
2. Magnus
3. Magnus

[grim edge]

She prolly learned some crucial stuff from you:O

[severe niche]

I am sure

[keen parrot]

frfr

[severe niche]

He has wife bro

[grim edge]

Nah am a hikaru fan girl,Hikaru slams

[honest drift]

:)

[echo kestrel]

This is one of the craziest games I've ever had

[grim edge]

*levy

[grim edge]

Levy be zesty sometimes though ngl...

[hollow sierra]

Hey guys it's November 30

[foggy yarrow]

I agree he rocks in his Pineapple Tshirt

[hollow sierra]

Did anyone survive

[severe niche]

you won

[echo kestrel]

Surprisingly, yes

[hollow sierra]

Nah day 17

[hollow sierra]

Certified chad

[severe niche]

I lost like 2 times

[echo kestrel]

Frrr

[keen parrot]

cant win if you dont partake

[grim edge]

No shi

[hollow yacht]

ain't no way :0

[hollow sierra]

No he's definitely a girk

[severe niche]

Unbelievable

[hollow yacht]

idk tho he gives girly vibes i think ur wrong

[vapid pelican]

ggs @hallow gate

[severe niche]

Kinda

[echo kestrel]

Hey guys I have a question, whose king is safer here?

[hallow gate]

ggs

[severe niche]

Sometimes

[hallow gate]

black

[foggy yarrow]

I used to ship levi with alexander before I knew he was married

[vapid pelican]

i liked the endgame of our game rn but sadly time up

[echo kestrel]

Yayyy I finally learned king safety

[hallow gate]

yeah its a shame

[grim edge]

Trump has a good taste ngl

[vapid pelican]

😔

[grim edge]

Frank sinatra 🔥

[hollow yacht]

😭😭😭

[final condor]

Bought them for 200$ usd so not bad

[honest drift]

Anyone down for bullet/blitz

[grim edge]

Which alexander?

[foggy yarrow]

botez?

[hollow yacht]

even Trump looking for his Spotify wrapped 💀

[hallow gate]

@vapid pelican yeah its winning but after gxf4 its close to drawn then after its just a matter of mistakes

[grim edge]

saves

Grandpa cranked his 90's in the 20's fr.

[final condor]

He’s a person too

[vapid pelican]

hm

[keen parrot]

girl what does that even mean

[honest drift]

Anyone 2100-2300 bullet/blitz? down to play

[grim edge]

No humour spotted :> hshshs

[hollow yacht]

everyone knows he's a lizard shush

[vapid pelican]

yea

suure later ?

[honest drift]

aight send

[final condor]

Killing people in the 20’s

[keen parrot]

real, may just be me having a headache from no caffeine

[vapid pelican]

wait later?

[honest drift]

K let me know lol

[vapid pelican]

accpt friend req

[grim edge]

This is proof youre old>_<

[honest drift]

👍

[grim edge]

A buddy of mine has a crush on her, and yes he thinks he literally bobby fisher.

[keen parrot]

girl im just 3 years older than you im no fossil

[vapid pelican]

wow

[grim edge]

AM DYING HAHAHAHAHHAAHA

[hollow yacht]

she got that fortnite humor ready 😔

[hollow sierra]

https://lichess.org/

[grim edge]

Ik youre not a fossil,youre a primitive antique

[foggy yarrow]

she is hot

but

the hottest female chess player is Tanya Sahdev, no competition.

[hollow yacht]

how do u have the weirdest takes on earth 😭

[hollow sierra]

Best free adless server

[grim edge]

Old but precious>_< its ok grandpa

[keen parrot]

wow you felt bad for complimenting me a few days ago so now you have to balance it out huh

[grim edge]

Then i am the gayest person to ever walk over this earth, i am not paying to have my game analysed

[stuck kestrel]

The indian commentator ????

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Yeah, she is my crush.

[stuck kestrel]

[final condor]

Ew bro that’s not healthy

[foggy yarrow]

ya she is an IM

[stuck kestrel]

no

[foggy yarrow]

she is

[grim edge]

[final condor]

bro is going Awooga staring at female players

[stuck kestrel]

i meant yes shes IM but she’s definitely not the most good looking

[hollow sierra]

What does cm mean

[grim edge]

Am dying

[stuck kestrel]

candidate master

[final condor]

Candidate master

[keen parrot]

[hollow sierra]

And nm?

[stuck kestrel]

national master

[keen parrot]

national master

[stuck kestrel]

wait what

[grim edge]

WHAT IS A KILOMETER?

[foggy yarrow]

well beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, and I like women with curly hair

[stuck kestrel]

A unit of length

[grim edge]

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[foggy yarrow]

who do you think is hotter?

[keen parrot]

i was faster on my end smh

[final condor]

I remember I was in a Hikaru stream and someone donated asking if he was single

[hollow sierra]

GM

[final condor]

[stuck kestrel]

i dont know but it definitely cant be tania sachdev bro

[grim edge]

HOW DID HE REPLY PLEASE.

[keen parrot]

this isnt a place to discuss which chess players are hottest

[grim edge]

Kilometer is a metric unit of length equal to 1,000 meters (approximately 0.62 miles).

[final condor]

“ jeeeesus”

[hollow sierra]

Things are still chess related though

[foggy yarrow]

[severe niche]

.............

[final condor]

He was replying while playing blitz

[keen parrot]

no, stop being a creep

[grim edge]

Did he actually say this??

[final condor]

Yes

[hollow yacht]

pc bad 😔
sell pc 🤓☝
buy better 😏
new pc fast 😻
happy noises 🗣️🗣️

[foggy yarrow]

nah maam we are just fanboying

[final condor]

Theres a clip rolling around on yt

[stuck kestrel]

no money

[hollow sierra]

How does calling someone hot make me a creep

[keen parrot]

@grim edge you should start simping for hans niemann instead of hiakru

[twin moon]

Hello

[grim edge]

Oh that cheater:D

[hollow sierra]

Like they aren't minors

[final condor]

Time to upgrade

[foggy yarrow]

no joke but if you think that way you mind is in the gutter

[hallow gate]

@keen parrot can we play

[grim edge]

Nah i dont wanna he has a very small-

He said it himself in the interview lmfoaoaooaoaia

[hollow yacht]

become a successful chess streamer or scam kids 😻

[final condor]

Job plz

[stuck kestrel]

u just said tania sachdev is ur crush bro

[keen parrot]

dude she aint into you 😭

[severe niche]

Hey I want to play

[foggy yarrow]

can U ping where I said it?

[final condor]

Under the table is an option

[stuck kestrel]

No, we both know u said it

[severe niche]

U 14 bro

[final condor]

Excuses excuses

[sharp galleon]

today is last day of November

[twin moon]

Here in Texas a 14 could apply for a job with parental consent

[final condor]

<12 I smell

[severe niche]

21

[hollow yacht]

i had a mansion and a lambo at 14 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

[crystal narwhal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK3MhBUEOgg

[twin moon]

Ik, just saying

[hollow sierra]

Guess my age

[stuck kestrel]

ur father did*

[final condor]

Daddy’s credit card looking a bit meager

[hollow sierra]

No it's not 6

[grim edge]

Krazy

(Whats your insta >_<)

[foggy yarrow]

why cant you tollerate me having a non sexual view todays a beautiful chess player admiring her beauty

[crystal narwhal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK3MhBUEOgg

[keen parrot]

girl...

[final condor]

Naaa what

[hollow yacht]

😭😭😭

[final condor]

She wants a sugar daddy

[foggy yarrow]

I told she is the hottest

[final condor]

Or he

[stuck kestrel]

ok

[hollow sierra]

Diabetes father

[silver goblet]

Israel thinking they can take on the entire worlds military alone.💀

[hollow yacht]

y'all know it's a joke my ahh never had no lambo

[grim edge]

LMFOAOOAOAIAOA

[grim edge]

Nvm i lost interest

[severe niche]

Lambo useless

[keen parrot]

no one is talking politics, go to some other server for that

[severe oxide]

i stand with Yugoslavia

[final condor]

Shaddap

[silver goblet]

Or what?

[severe niche]

Y people spend money on super cars

[hollow yacht]

dang that quick 😭

[celest berry]

Ikr

[echo kestrel]

What?

[keen parrot]

tf u mean or what, just talk somewhere else man

[final condor]

Because you wanna pretend your in a lego Supra

[stuck kestrel]

or ban

[silver goblet]

Is that a country?

[final condor]

Bro comes to chess talking about politics

[stuck kestrel]

not anymore

[echo kestrel]

K you know nothing

[silver goblet]

Make me lmao

[foggy yarrow]

1st world country problems bro leave them

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> starting political discussions out of nowhere

[silver goblet]

Idgaf about other countries homeboy💀

[foggy yarrow]

go attend your history classes

[severe niche]

U can do many delicious food items with that money

[final condor]

Then go away

[echo kestrel]

I can tell kid. Where are you even from?

[stuck kestrel]

america probably

[silver goblet]

I didn't choose history

[echo kestrel]

Yeah, the sad part of our country

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-fischer-chess-gif-23701603

[foggy yarrow]

it is a standard 7th topid evryone knows

[silver goblet]

Asia

[foggy yarrow]

bruh

[keen parrot]

if americans actually didnt care abt other countries and just stuck to their own shit without constant interventionism they would have been better off

[echo kestrel]

Wow that's a shock. What's your chess.com user anyways?

[silver goblet]

It's really not.

[severe niche]

The most sane person in chess

[echo kestrel]

Frrrr we would

[stuck kestrel]

that only applies for the government, not the people

[severe oxide]

bobby shmurda

[foggy yarrow]

well, it is taught in standard 7th or 8th in my country

[hollow yacht]

can we chill? let's talk about chess or smt fun rather than politics 🤠

[summer scarab]

Nah but okay history might not be the most useful topic of all time but

[twin moon]

Didn’t we intent to do that until WWI hit?

[summer scarab]

You've gotta know some basics

[silver goblet]

We do Physics, Pure Maths etc... The subjects in Science fields not History and Geography. And definitely we don't learn country names

[echo kestrel]

Nah this is fun

[severe niche]

I learn them at like 4

[severe oxide]

Oil

[keen parrot]

egirls?

[silver goblet]

That's your country then.

[echo kestrel]

Dang I thought America was the worst at geography. Glad to see someone is worse

[twin moon]

Or yea right I forgot about that

[summer scarab]

II*

[foggy yarrow]

nah I live in asia, That part is taught in WW2 chapter

[echo kestrel]

How do you learn geography without learning country names?

[twin moon]

Was America not involved in WWI?

[summer scarab]

Barely

[twin moon]

Well then it still got involved then

[silver goblet]

Just because I don't know Yugoslavia makes me worse at Geography? Lmao. Shut up 😀

[hollow yacht]

idk what u talking about tilt 😔 prlly lack of sleep or smt

[honest drift]

Look at the map, you will learn the names too

[grim edge]

@twin moon

[summer scarab]

Only WWII when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and that the American population was overhyped somehow

[acoustic mason]

WWI was just Europe wasnt it?

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[silver goblet]

Homie, we have different school systems.

[twin moon]

Hello Millie

[keen parrot]

goofy ahh edit

[stuck kestrel]

bro doesnt know shit

[severe oxide]

australia

[severe niche]

Icecream

[foggy yarrow]

I thought all school taught about World War 2

[severe niche]

Icecream

[silver goblet]

Nobody gives a f* about History and what happened in the past

[acoustic mason]

Australia was involved? I genuinely didn't know

[severe niche]

They do

[severe oxide]

Australia under british so yes

[severe niche]

It's obvious

[echo kestrel]

Lol yeah, you should've learned about it. I don't know a single thing about yugoslavia, but I know it existed and some of the modern day countries that were in it. Also you are worse than me at geography and I'm American 🤣

[foggy yarrow]

exactly

[hollow yacht]

historians do

[silver goblet]

Yes, we were taught about WW2. How is that relevant though

[summer scarab]

I used to say that and now I realized that there's a minimum you need to know

[stuck kestrel]

what could they have contributed

[foggy yarrow]

and you skipped the class

[stuck kestrel]

werent they british till then anyway

[severe niche]

In school u have history

[silver goblet]

I'm not reading all of this, sorry. But Ok whatever you said

[foggy yarrow]

go rejoin

[twin moon]

The emus before they went to war

[echo kestrel]

Dang so you don't wanna learn? How old even are you?

[silver goblet]

I never skipped classes . We're not thugs like you

[grim edge]

KAMUSTA ARAW MO BEN????

[summer scarab]

Bruh and you say I have no history knowledge?

[stuck kestrel]

when the emus are stronger than australia

[foggy yarrow]

which country bro?

[severe oxide]

Like the other Dominion divisions from Canada and New Zealand, the Australians were viewed as being among the best of the British forces in France, and were often used to spearhead operations. The exploits of the AIF at Gallipoli, and then on the Western Front, subsequently became central to the national mythology

[stuck kestrel]

U dont, everyone knows about ww2

[silver goblet]

Yeah, to know why our world is like this.

[severe niche]

U don't know about world war 2

[silver goblet]

North Korea

[twin moon]

Mabuti ako! Siya? (That’s probably incorrect)

[summer scarab]

Damn except for you then

[acoustic mason]

If they were under British rule isn't it still accurate to say it was technically only europe?

[stuck kestrel]

damn, thats absolutely crazy

[echo kestrel]

K so you're a troll, wonderful

[stuck kestrel]

im happy for you

[severe oxide]

Australia in WW2 just attacked some turks and wasted troops and time due to stupid british

[foggy yarrow]

good joke,
letme guess India?

[echo kestrel]

While we're at it, @silver goblet what's your chess.com user?

[silver goblet]

South Korea lol

[stuck kestrel]

u think ww2 started after pearl harbour bro lol

[grim edge]

Mabuti ako (correct) instead of siya say "ikaw?"

Mabuti ako,ikaw?

[echo kestrel]

Ahh that explains it

[severe oxide]

why u so stuck up i’m trying to inform u on information you obviously don’t have

[silver goblet]

No.

[foggy yarrow]

mb, Indians are usually like that.

[twin moon]

Ohh ok thanks

[summer scarab]

Okay let's just calm down

[severe niche]

I am Indian

[acoustic mason]

Or was there actually battles on Australian soil? (I'm not being dense I actually don't know much about ww1)

[silver goblet]

Bru

[foggy yarrow]

so am I

[stuck kestrel]

i dont want to have information about australia. also where did u get that from

[summer scarab]

Half of us are probably going to be unrightfully banned if we keep going

[silver goblet]

OrchestratedStrategist

[stuck kestrel]

wiki?

[hollow yacht]

no i'm enjoying my time rn 🍿🤏😲

[silver goblet]

💀Damn

[severe oxide]

The war only occurred in europe yes, in ww2 there was some some fights in australia due to japan

[keen parrot]

@grim edge you gotta teach me some too man 😔

[severe niche]

I am not

[summer scarab]

Same but don't want the mods to misunderstand what we're doing

[ornate basalt]

thoughts

[acoustic mason]

Oh yeah I know ww2 was more

[twin moon]

Most of my learning is self study

[severe niche]

Nuclear

[ornate basalt]

bro do you know how many chinese died in ww2

[summer scarab]

What

[acoustic mason]

Yep, I know

[honest drift]

Ww2 was ww2

[stuck kestrel]

a lot

[summer scarab]

Atomic*

[honest drift]

I am me

[hollow yacht]

?

[severe niche]

I am Atomic

[acoustic mason]

explosion*

[summer scarab]

Damnnnnn

[severe oxide]

Yes of course, the japanese ravaged through china and singapore

[severe niche]

I know it

[grim edge]

Lmfoaoaoao,sige na nga,ang kawawa mo naman!

[severe niche]

Black

[severe oxide]

It’s a form of birth mark

[keen parrot]

"come on, you poor thing" 😭

[grim edge]

LMFOAOAOAOOA

[ornate basalt]

ww1 seems more tragic than ww2 because ww2 was a somewhat justified war to defeat the na#is but ww1 just happend from a bunch unlikely coincidences

[severe oxide]

ah okay

[severe niche]

Recommend songs to listen while going in bus

[hollow yacht]

i think u got some skin issues seek a doc

[summer scarab]

True but not true

[snow moth]

Bro really said black

[severe oxide]

chop suey - system of a down

[severe niche]

Haa

[acoustic mason]

Can confirm, I have a vitamin D deficiency and my entire body is covered in white patches

[foggy yarrow]

"charas ganja- carryminaty"

[summer scarab]

Those coincidences were the spark, the fire was just waiting start because of the tensions

[hollow yacht]

ye

[primal shore]

Mongolian throat singing

[ornate basalt]

true but most nations tried to prevent war

[summer scarab]

WWI was going to happen eventually...

[foggy yarrow]

wb

[hollow yacht]

ohh soo it's genetics dw i don't think it's a bad thing