💬〡general-off-topic

[tawny pumice]

brilliant moves are actually the memiest thing chessscom has ever implemented

became a cringe meme so fast

[dreamy siren]

Yet many people actually value them like they're a big deal and go crazy when they get them as if they're actually brilliant in reality

[stuck kestrel]

atleast have the actual blue version

[dreamy siren]

The chess youth is so corrupted

[quartz sonnet]

17 blunders 💀

14 misses

[stuck kestrel]

wow, thats great, you got a brilliant

[acoustic mason]

Thanks

[quartz sonnet]

now i feel bad

[stuck kestrel]

ur pro now!!

[acoustic mason]

I'm proud of myself, I just bought premium

[quartz sonnet]

nice

diamond?

[acoustic mason]

Of course, I'm a brilliant player now after all

[potent wind]

hi

[stuck kestrel]

pro

[junior hamlet]

okay thanks!! do you have any resources i could use to learn that??

[dreamy siren]

That's likely to happen at some point out of thousands of games plus the thing about accuracies is that it depends on extenuating factors like the nature of the game and the positions. Also stuff like if one side plays really bad it makes it a lot easier for the other person to play accurately so I can't really answer that question

[severe oxide]

u should start playing the wayward queen it’s really good

[silver goblet]

Damn

[stuck kestrel]

poor guy

asking for advice here is the worst thing u can do

[junior hamlet]

rlly?? i played it with success when i first started chess but people here told me it's not good

[pale vigil]

Guys

[stuck kestrel]

he got the worst advice possible

[junior hamlet]

alright i will check him out thanks

[pale vigil]

I wanna know how to be pro at chess in 1 day?

[silver goblet]

Damn 2750

[severe oxide]

they are lying it’s really good

[silver goblet]

💀Use an Engine

[stuck kestrel]

wtf is rd3 lmao

[dreamy siren]

Naroditzky videos are great for long-term improvement too.

Gotham=good for short-term improvement but not long-term improvement

Naroditzky=good for both short-term improvement and long-term improvement

[silver goblet]

No way in hell you're becoming a Pro in 1 day, chess has over 250 million combinations

[stuck kestrel]

???

[pale vigil]

Nope i have a better idea i used it and won millions of games and its not illegal

[junior hamlet]

i was half skeptical about their claims since they said that 1000 rated players crush the wayward queen which wasn't true from my experience

[quartz sonnet]

my best ganme

it was only 9 moves tho

[glossy radish]

gn chat

[junior hamlet]

alright i will check both of them out thanks!!

[silver goblet]

????

[stuck kestrel]

goodnight

[glossy radish]

night ducky

[dreamy siren]

Well like I said before the nature of the game is very relevant regarding accuracy scores. If a game is just super dry it's a lot easier to play accurately

[silver goblet]

👎

[silver goblet]

It's 11 am this side, damn how far behind are you??

[dreamy siren]

Alright gl with your chess. Don't forget to have self-confidence and passion

[silver goblet]

(Your timezone)

[pale vigil]

Fr how to be pro so fast?!

[nimble niche]

did someone say wayward queen?

[stuck kestrel]

he slept

[silver goblet]

Can't hehehehhehehehe

[pale vigil]

Why😭😭

[silver goblet]

Gulp

[silver goblet]

patience

[dreamy siren]

Talk about satire

[stuck kestrel]

its 2 pm for me

[pale vigil]

There is no videos i have to watch or something like that?

[stuck kestrel]

You dont understand, people rarely get satire here so you should be congratulating them

[severe oxide]

yes

[stuck kestrel]

for most people here

[nimble niche]

yes

[dreamy siren]

I would hope someone wouldn't congratulate me if I were celebrating under the impression I accomplished something I really didn't accomplish

[dry chasm]

Brilliant moves are just a scam

[dreamy siren]

Yes! Preach the truth!

[stuck kestrel]

anti brilliant cult

[dry chasm]

Is that even supposed to be an insult?

[stuck kestrel]

Yesnt

[nimble niche]

@junior hamlet wayward queen is goated, don't listen to this guy

[stuck kestrel]

grob is better

[junior hamlet]

i might start playing wayward queen again because i rlly like the position

[dreamy siren]

Seriously though. @grim edge hypothetically if I were to say my analysis of a chess position and it was off and a GM were present I wouldn't want them to tell me my analysis was good. They wouldn't be doing me a favor. If they were to do me a favor they'd tell me my analysis is flawed and why. That's similar to what I'm trying to do for player lower rated than me.

[stuck kestrel]

people like pizza

[dreamy siren]

@junior hamlet I agree with guylo for once here. Don't

[stable mirage]

grandmasters taste worse

[dreamy siren]

What's your point?

[stuck kestrel]

i like the original version of that joke better

[stable mirage]

not always

[stuck kestrel]

but itll get u banned

[dreamy siren]

Ok... what's your point? I don't understand...

[junior hamlet]

i like those positions more than the ones where i just develop my knight and bishop though

[dreamy siren]

Wayward is simply a bad opening. You're position is worse on move 2 as white. You're supposed to be trying to get some sort of edge as white out of the opening and at worst have an equal position.

[dreamy siren]

I just don't understand what this has to do with what I said

[dreamy siren]

The start to the fastest stalemate known to chess?

[tulip lichen]

Bro my dad's listening to doja cat😭

[stable mirage]

indeed

[dreamy siren]

The engine had nothing to do with my scenario though

[dry chasm]

Ok so all you need to know is that chess.com is constantlly lying to you about the brilliant moves,and their game reivew doesn't actually display your actual strengh

[junior hamlet]

i guess i'll keep experimenting with both to figure out which one works better

[dry chasm]

SoI wouldnt recommend ever trusting ot

[lament jacinth]

Im sorry to hear that 💀

[short moth]

blunders are just brilliant moves that the engine cant spot

[dreamy siren]

I was saying if my analysis meaning if I were to explain my assessment of a position and maybe say some lines (without looking at an engine at all) that I think are right and my analysis was flawed a GM were present and saw through the flaws in my analysis. I would hope they wouldn't tell me my analysis was good. I'd hope they'd be honest and point out the flaws in my analysis. That's the best way they could help me just telling me my analysis was good when it was flawed wouldn't do me any favors. @grim edge

Do you see what I'm saying there?

Because it's similar to what I do with beginners as a stronger player than them like the GM would be a stronger player than me in my scenario. If I just told people who send brilliants "nice move" and nothing else. I wouldn't be doing them any favors cause I see a glaring hole in their understanding of what brilliants on chess.com are if they're thinking they're always actually brilliant. So I'm clearing that up for them as a favor for their own chess understanding.

I wouldn't act like the GM in my scenario would be harassing me or mistreating me for pointing out that my analysis is flawed. That'd be ridiculous. Similar to the brilliants situation to say I'm harassing or mistreating people by telling them that is just absurd

Alright seems like you're gonna stay in your delusional perspective that was probably partially influenced by groupthink

I'll go to bed then

It's ok to admit you're wrong though. So whenever you're ready to admit you've been wrong about this brilliants thing go right ahead @grim edge no need to be ashamed we all make mistakes but it's best we admit when we do rather than bury ourselves deeper by denying it.

[rancid jay]

prime

[stable mirage]

we need #starky-chat fr

[severe oxide]

facts

we need a starkly Q&A channel

[stable mirage]

truly an idea worthy of the brilliant symbol

[old thistle]

[stable mirage]

yo what’s up

[severe oxide]

it would keep the large text walls out of general and would allow starky to keep informing the uninformed

i don’t see a downside tbh

[old thistle]

I was shocked when I found out the brilliant move article in the FAQ in #1039982616159465595 was not written by Sharky

[severe oxide]

Petition for starky q&a channel

[old thistle]

#1090365050067365948

[severe oxide]

say less

[silver goblet]

👀

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/brilliant-lord-cassidy-mr-malcolms-list-splendid-magnificent-gif-25986636

hey scipio

[old thistle]

Hi Zax

Almost as brilliant as this suggestion

[grim edge]

so you are a time trouble addict now😭

[old thistle]

Would be boring to have a good time management in rapid

[grim edge]

i once had 9 min in rapid 1900 while my opponent had 2 min( i won i am magnus)🤠

[old thistle]

I guess I was your opponent

[tulip lichen]

Russia where bears are gym bros

[devout atlas]

Sup nerds

[tulip lichen]

Another duck

[grim edge]

🥹

[devout atlas]

Nah I never even watched that guy

Didn't know he also said that

I heard

[stable mirage]

ping me to remind me when you make this

[drowsy lodge]

@stable mirage

[devout atlas]

*he

[tulip lichen]

@drowsy lodge

hi

[drowsy lodge]

hello

[devout atlas]

*HE

[drowsy lodge]

HER

[severe oxide]

just made it

[devout atlas]

***HE**

[tulip lichen]

Alr break it up kids

[grim edge]

skul

[tulip lichen]

Or no allowance

[devout atlas]

Break it up 500-999 rated player

[drowsy lodge]

NO MAKE ME

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zax

This is the Chess.com profile of zax. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2001 (2018 peak)
Blitz: 1630 (1967 peak)
Bullet: 1549 (1560 peak)

[severe oxide]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1179356640173101076 opinions?

[tulip lichen]

I'm gonna spank you lil bro

[drowsy lodge]

It's because I'm black

[tulip lichen]

I'm eating Peking duck

[grim edge]

skull moment

[devout atlas]

Ok

[severe oxide]

it ain’t a joke pipsqueak

[tulip lichen]

Come have a bite

[grim edge]

lowkey skull is the perfect reaction to everything tho

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Clown McClownface (supremechessfailure)

This is the Chess.com profile of supremechessfailure. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Clown McClownface (supremechessfailure)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2001 (peak)
Blitz: 1626 (1764 peak)
Bullet: 1700 (1740 peak)

[devout atlas]

I'd love that

[grim edge]

great minds think alike

[tulip lichen]

Damn you a cannibal bru?

[devout atlas]

Am not duck

Have duck pfp

[tulip lichen]

Yeah I know

[silver goblet]

Singles is the way (Talking about plaits)

[drowsy lodge]

you guys ever ate some grass

[tulip lichen]

Same thing I'm not a dog

[tulip lichen]

Tf

[devout atlas]

Nuh uh

[tulip lichen]

Weird ass dog

Your dog vegetarian bro

[drowsy lodge]

I normally have a few buckets of grass a day

[devout atlas]

That looks like electrical wires

[tulip lichen]

Tf?

[grim edge]

eletrical wires yummmm

[drowsy lodge]

I also like jumping up and down in muddle puddles

[tulip lichen]

Do your feces look like horse shit

Because that's what digested grass looks like

[drowsy lodge]

actually it's green

I also drink Blended up grass

[devout atlas]

Ok

[tulip lichen]

Bro you're not Michael de Santa drinking that green shit

[nimble niche]

englund is refuted, how do my opponents still lose to it?

[drowsy lodge]

I'm johnny sins

[tulip lichen]

Dream already did face reveal

He was a rat fk

[drowsy lodge]

[grim edge]

are you gato satoru because your the strongest or are you the strongest because your satoru gato

[tulip lichen]

Key word was

He lost weight

[silver goblet]

Satoru Gojo?

[drowsy lodge]

Pretty sure you could easily be more attractive than dream

[tulip lichen]

I said was

[devout atlas]

Dream? More like nightmare

[silver goblet]

Tf is Satoru Gato

[grim edge]

the pfp is a cat gojo lol which gato is cat in spanish thats why is said satoru gato

[silver goblet]

Oh yeah

[vague burrow]

hi nerds

[devout atlas]

Heyy

[silver goblet]

El Gato

[tulip lichen]

@grim edge yo gimme some oil homie

Help a brutha out

[drowsy lodge]

How to get a girlfriend In Three steps:

Step One: Grab a pillow
Step Two: Grab a Blanket
Step Three: Keep dreaming buddy

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/oil-gif-21278310

🦅 RAHHHH

[drowsy lodge]

they/them?

[keen parrot]

🤤

[drowsy lodge]

Who/When

[silver goblet]

I can't bweath when you're not there🥺🥺🥺

[potent merlin]

🦅

[grim edge]

Fortress Alive pog

[potent merlin]

🗽

[grim edge]

🏈

[tulip lichen]

step one: grab a rope
Step two: invite a girl for dinner
Step three: put narcotics in her food
Step 4: my lawyer adviced me to not continue this tutorial

[silver goblet]

Narcotics

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-saul-goodman-better-call-saul-jimmy-mcguill-constitution-gif-26924471

[mild apex]

omg zax

[drowsy lodge]

She must have had a good meal

[mild apex]

hewo

wtf 5 sec cooldown

[grim edge]

bleed long time no see where were you lol

[mild apex]

lazy to come online and oso exams and oso watching anime

[grim edge]

Jjk has been so fire tbh

[mild apex]

domain expansion

[silver goblet]

👀

[grim edge]

Malovelent Kitchen💀

[drowsy lodge]

Step One: Grab a pillow
Step Two: Find a women
Step Three: Freeze up and run away
Step Four: Get her to chase you and yell out "robbery"
Step Five: My lawyer adviced me to shut my mouth up

[mild apex]

yowai mo

[silver goblet]

A GM was banned for Fairplay💀

[nimble niche]

anecdote

[mild apex]

actually i dont watch jjk

i only watch one episode of it

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/satoru-gojo-gojo-satoru-gif-1973870875294432989

[nimble niche]

more than 20 have been

[grim edge]

its very good you should watch it lowkey

[grim edge]

bruh moment

[mild apex]

i watchin one peice

[tulip lichen]

You have to play otb to get a title tf is that all about

[toxic valley]

Did they even cheat in FIDe tournament too

[silver goblet]

💀They alr good asf

He is the engine

[opal birch]

doesn't it have 1000 eps

[silver goblet]

Bruh

[mild apex]

ya, i grindin

[silver goblet]

🤔On Chess.com

[mild apex]

i watched nearly 600 epi within 3 months

[opal birch]

oh yeah what's your current op rn

[grim edge]

HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[devout atlas]

Don't forget to eat your daily juicers ♟️

[toxic valley]

Also how did greenpawn became the mascot of chesscom

[mild apex]

i watch everyday

thers one time i watched 20 epi in one day

[grim edge]

thats like 200 hours of content atleast😭

[mild apex]

and i skip fillers

[devout atlas]

Because Danny in funny suit

[mild apex]

tru, but its nice

[opal birch]

yeah like dont you have better things to do either then watch one pieace

[silver goblet]

Daniel losing to WittyAlien

[mild apex]

interesting battles

some arcs are trash or unnecessary in OP

[silver goblet]

I defeated an International Master🧍‍♂️👎 I think I have the Screenshot

[nimble niche]

most of them are shadow banned so their accounts don't seem closed but they can't log on anymore

here's the list of some GM cheaters

[silver goblet]

Oh, it's a Fide Master

[silver goblet]

Ungrateful fr

[mild apex]

fide who hates certain gms:
put them in the naughty list

[devout atlas]

Yo why is there a banned abbreviation in the server

[storm pine]

you puny earthling 👽 next time the balls in the sockets of what be the visuals sight your gyatt 🗣️ , i may have to clap them if they are not gorilla glued shut young man 🐺

[nimble niche]

on that list there are names like moussard, abasov, petrosian, sindarov, yakubboev, martirosyan

[devout atlas]

I was tryna say the analytic continuation of the Riemann function, then shortened analytic to its basic abbreviation, but apparently the server banned it wth why

[storm pine]

you puny earthling 👽 next time the balls in the sockets of what be the visuals sight your gyatt 🗣️ , i may have to clap them if they are not gorilla glued shut young man 🐺

[nimble niche]

the abbreviation for kilometres?

[umbral wind]

Wait what

[silver goblet]

ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ 🔵 ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ɪᴍᴀ ᴄʟᴀᴘ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ʀᴜɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏu ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀɪɴᴛ ɢʟᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴀ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ ❗️❗

[devout atlas]

The abbreviation for analytic

[umbral wind]

Parham? Really?

[silver goblet]

Bros alr high rated wtf

[nimble niche]

on lichess apparently

[umbral wind]

Super GM, he’s more than high rated

[silver goblet]

He's ungrateful😠

[stuck kestrel]

beads

[grim edge]

Doing games rn, super bored, send me username in DM's if interested. NOT NEW TO CHESS, just new to chess.com smfh
(W:7 D:0 L:0)

[toxic valley]

That's obvious thing to be banned

[umbral wind]

I would but you’re a furry so sorry

[devout atlas]

Why, it's a very appropriate abbreviation

[grim edge]

Don't wanna get beaten by a furry? It's understandable.

[keen parrot]

bro included not new to chess as an attempt to dodge cheating accusations 😭

[grim edge]

A stereotyped hobby individual defeats you in chance? I wouldn't risk thay either lmao.

[umbral wind]

Bro you put your win percentage in your LFG yknow how sad that is

[grim edge]

Nah it's because I get dms telling me all the time WAIT YOU AREN'T NEW TO CHESS

LOOK AT YOUR ACCURACY YOU'RE LYING

[umbral wind]

“7W 0L 0D” hahahahah

[little elm]

100% winrate? just retire from chess as undefeated

[grim edge]

You seem to be obsessed with me, it's fine I get it.

Big fan.

🤡

[silver goblet]

Any 2000 rated wanna play?

[umbral wind]

Obsessed? You’re just a clown

[silver goblet]

Furries exist.

[grim edge]

Yes, a clown at YOUR circus.

[drowsy lodge]

anyone got a gyatt

[silver goblet]

??*

[grim edge]

Yes I do

[silver goblet]

?????????

[keen parrot]

at least he owns something unlike your basement dwelling ass

[nimble niche]

you live in sydney right

[umbral wind]

Okay bro

[silver goblet]

You're insulting yourself

[grim edge]

Aww that's cute

[grim edge]

Here's something not so creative, who is yourself?

[grim edge]

That's on par with the basement insult

[swift maple]

Furry war

[keen parrot]

ew wtf is this

[silver goblet]

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler🤑🤑👊

[nimble niche]

what's your name?

[umbral wind]

Diamond member lets go

[swift maple]

Stuck at 300 elo cause everyone’s scared of facing me

[grim edge]

I should be asking you that because my shitty phone won't load the special characters you possess in your user

[umbral wind]

Anyway @grim edge I’ll happily make your record 7W and 1L so challenge me

[nimble niche]

no your actual name

if you live in sydney i might know you if you're legit

[grim edge]

Alright you'll get an autograph in a sec, brb

[silver goblet]

Send your user

I wanna laugh

[umbral wind]

He can send me a link

[primal mirage]

sup

[silver goblet]

Damn

What's the furriez user

[grim edge]

I'm back, got your username ready or is it hard to type out?

😎

[silver goblet]

Tf

[umbral wind]

Just send a game link

[primal mirage]

oh shi a match

[silver goblet]

18 year olds can be furries?

[grim edge]

Last chess link I clicked took me to a "WEBSITE"

[primal mirage]

💀

[umbral wind]

Idk what you’re on about

[grim edge]

I'm not sending them either I'm good

[silver goblet]

Tf

He's gonna tap it

[grim edge]

Brotha just pass your username lmao

[silver goblet]

Not you

[grim edge]

He better take me out for dinner first then

[umbral wind]

No game then I guess 🥱

[keen parrot]

another dude with the most degen friends list ever

[silver goblet]

Tf

[grim edge]

Unlucky youuuu

[primal mirage]

u sending it, not him bro 💀

[grim edge]

OH, that's not what you meant?

[silver goblet]

ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ 🔵 ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ɪᴍᴀ ᴄʟᴀᴘ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ʀᴜɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏu ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀɪɴᴛ ɢʟᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴀ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ ❗️❗

[grim edge]

Yeah but I don't mess with links either way lmao

[silver goblet]

ಠ_ಠ

[primal mirage]

wdym, chess.com has an option to copy link 💀

[grim edge]

Since I'm a furry I might aswell play into the stereotype

[umbral wind]

He’s a bit special it’s fine

[nimble niche]

least obvious cheater on chess.com

[primal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/downs-down-syndrome-huh-look-back-what-gif-12361802

[grim edge]

I'm glad you think so < 3

[grim edge]

Shiver me timbers a cheater? But how dare I...

[tulip lichen]

Gm how is my bbg doing

[nimble niche]

sure lil bro

[grim edge]

I quiver with fear...

[tulip lichen]

Remember yesterday

[umbral wind]

Good morning little one

[silver goblet]

Gay

[tulip lichen]

No homo

[umbral wind]

I would if I was you too🥱

[silver goblet]

Good

[tulip vector]

Yo

WE LIVE. WE LOVE. WE LIE

[silver goblet]

Dead ahh trend

[grim edge]

Oh boy that's got my knees trembling now

[umbral wind]

Anyway hurry up and send the game link

[grim edge]

You're really like a hot butter through knife with those claps 😲

[grim edge]

Sorry but I thought you said no game then?

[silver goblet]

Send the game link Furry

[grim edge]

Awwww man can't even keep his word

[umbral wind]

Just go on chess.com and click ‘play a friend’ then copy the link

[grim edge]

Perhaps...

[umbral wind]

It’s not really hard

[stuck kestrel]

hot knife through butter*

[silver goblet]

ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ 🔵 ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ɪᴍᴀ ᴄʟᴀᴘ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ʀᴜɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏu ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀɪɴᴛ ɢʟᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴀ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ ❗️❗

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

LMFAO

[stuck kestrel]

im kidding

[grim edge]

WTF DID I SAYYYY

Nah fr though tf did I say

[stuck kestrel]

hot butter through knife

[silver goblet]

Zeke Yeager

[grim edge]

Yo I got enough sleep tho bro

Brain fart

Lemme get a game link for my fan over here

Brb

[tulip lichen]

Damn it bro I'm cheating on my bf

[pale vigil]

Guys, how to become a professional quickly?

[tulip lichen]

You're too charming frfr

[stuck kestrel]

why would u cheat on me

[tulip lichen]

Wtf am I saying

[silver goblet]

Give yourself a wedgie

[tulip lichen]

Not you another one

[keen parrot]

honey...

[umbral wind]

There is no quick way just put the work in

[tulip lichen]

Not you another one

[umbral wind]

Ugh😩

[stuck kestrel]

what would ciela say

[fickle ingot]

ok

[pale vigil]

I already have a wife

[tulip lichen]

Bro I can't even count how much I have

[stuck kestrel]

smash

[stuck kestrel]

cap

[fickle ingot]

what the FORK

[silver goblet]

Sell her soul

[tulip lichen]

I have to confess

I have to get it off my chest

[stuck kestrel]

what is it bbg

[silver goblet]

You're from Africa?

Lets go

[tulip lichen]

bro what

[stuck kestrel]

noo

[silver goblet]

Huh

[tulip lichen]

Alr so

[silver goblet]

Bet bros from Cape Town

[pale vigil]

How pls tell me how!!!

[tulip lichen]

I have too much bfs to count bro

[silver goblet]

Or Johannasburg

[umbral wind]

How long does it take to get a link?

[stuck kestrel]

Cairo

or alexandria probably

[silver goblet]

She must pray 20 times a day

[grim edge]

How much awareness does it take for a man to check his DM's for said link? Lmao.

[stuck kestrel]

sell her kidney bro

[tulip lichen]

Cairo is the filthiest city in Egypt

[silver goblet]

Cairo? Lol

[tulip lichen]

And one of the worst in the whole world

[stuck kestrel]

which one do u live in

[umbral wind]

Oh it’s in message requests I don’t get the notif

[tulip lichen]

Why tf do you care

[silver goblet]

Man I wanna watch the game

[umbral wind]

Assumed you were gonna send it here sorry bbg

[stuck kestrel]

ur my bbg 😔

[grim edge]

No worries bbg

[silver goblet]

Dawg

Whats your username

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[silver goblet]

Zeke

[stuck kestrel]

thezekemaster

[pale vigil]

Can i sell all of her organsms except one?

[primal mirage]

lol

[umbral wind]

https://play.chess.com/Y8cVG

15+10 he’s gonna bore me to death

[stuck kestrel]

if u want her to live then sell her kidney, if u dont then you can sell all of them

[primal mirage]

15+10 LMAOO 😭

[silver goblet]

Am watching rn

[nimble niche]

should've sent 1+0 without telling him

[primal mirage]

bongcloud ong

[primal mirage]

go switch king and queen yk

[silver goblet]

Engine gonna pull out😔🙏

[primal mirage]

play Qe8 and king to d8

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[tulip lichen]

I have to tell you something 😭

[stuck kestrel]

yes bbg

[pale vigil]

U got a bbg

[umbral wind]

Yeah?

[primal mirage]

yessirrr 👍

[silver goblet]

15+10 is wild

[stuck kestrel]

i got many

its good for low elos

like u

[primal mirage]

way to go, we learnin new theory out here

Queen can reach h5 rn, for a proper king side attack. We see this queen manouvre often. but now it's accelerated due to the king movement early in the game 👍

[umbral wind]

LETS GO

[silver goblet]

Man he's takin long

[tulip lichen]

I have 2 and other bfs in another server I'm sorry bbg😭😭

[silver goblet]

Hoe

[primal mirage]

WWWWWWWWWWW KC8

[silver goblet]

Activity

[tulip lichen]

Stfu lil bruh

[stuck kestrel]

noo 😔

[primal mirage]

a classic berlin endgame with kc8

[umbral wind]

15+10 is so long wtf man

[silver goblet]

No

[primal mirage]

😂

[umbral wind]

Implementing Berlin theory let’s go

[primal mirage]

yessir, bro u improving alrdy tf

[grim edge]

guys I messed up pretty bad, I wanted the achievement killer pawn so I made a 400 rated account and made it lose to my main account which is 1200+ and now both of them are closed for abuse... I appealed 3-4 days ago but no reply from chess.com and whenever I make a new account it gets banned for abuse aswell what should I do

[primal mirage]

a quick learner i see 😳

u can almost play e5 alrdy

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[tulip lichen]

You're the new shit btw

[pale vigil]

How to get one?

[stuck kestrel]

[primal mirage]

Qh5 yessir

[silver goblet]

Stop cheating

[stuck kestrel]

get what

[grim edge]

I cant play chess on my mobile and I dont have any other devicr to plsy on

[pale vigil]

A bbg😂😂😂

[silver goblet]

That's what you should do

[grim edge]

Im literally a 1200 and I got banned for abuse

[tulip lichen]

Yeah they were my old bfs but we stopped talking for a while

[grim edge]

I made a 400 acc fight my main to get the achievement

[silver goblet]

Ahem, Abuse?

Stop abusing then

[grim edge]

yes

[tulip lichen]

Gotta tell me that too frfr

[grim edge]

Are u illterate?

[silver goblet]

😠I will spank you for cheating

[umbral wind]

All piece on 3rd rank? Is he trolling

[tulip lichen]

Do it

[nimble niche]

stop cheating 🥱

[primal mirage]

i doubt, i just think hes out of ideas 💀

[tulip lichen]

Not cheating in chess btw

[grim edge]

Wdym by cheating man

[tulip lichen]

Cheating in general

[grim edge]

I checked why it is showing abuse

[tulip lichen]

Cheating on me partners

[primal mirage]

1800 for u ... got all his pieces on a square he wants and out of ideas after

[grim edge]

Cuz I made 2 accs fight

[nimble niche]

cheater 🥱

[grim edge]

😦

[stuck kestrel]

i can be ur bbg 🥺

[pale vigil]

Fr?☺️

[umbral wind]

Least he’s thinking I guess haha

[tulip lichen]

@umbral wind yo how tall are you

[umbral wind]

6’1

[tulip lichen]

Alr

[primal mirage]

🤣

[tulip lichen]

@keen parrot how tall are you?

[severe oxide]

smash

[keen parrot]

6ft/183cm

[umbral wind]

Whoops

[tulip lichen]

Cap

[primal mirage]

XDD

[tulip lichen]

@stuck kestrel how tall are you

[primal mirage]

😭

[tulip lichen]

From what country

[iron barn]

skill issue lol

[umbral wind]

Forgot to do Bc5😩

[keen parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1178693549974376480/20231127_144641.jpg?ex=657712e9&is=65649de9&hm=3dcc862b7ae3f5fcc5bb885801d91d4f5429bd475e0d68153d00e0c440336e55&

ID is a year old i grew a cm since

[stuck kestrel]

ive never measured my height before

but i think im about 5’8

[tulip lichen]

Bro proved it alr

[keen parrot]

biggest load of bollocks

[tulip lichen]

Oh sorry I have a bf but we can be friends

[stuck kestrel]

bro im not lying

[primal mirage]

damn

[stuck kestrel]

bro frick you

5’8 is average

[tulip lichen]

I'm sorry bro that's the blonde rule

[umbral wind]

How annoying

[stuck kestrel]

[umbral wind]

Now he’s gonna brag how he’s better smh

[tulip lichen]

Bro I'm jk

What is love

Baby Dont hurt me

[south badge]

Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more

[primal mirage]

yeah, time to swindle ngl

ngl tho, its so boring 15+10 💀 im falling asleep

[pale vigil]

U really wanna be my bbg😊

[junior hamlet]

i love trying to swindle against a guy who spends 10-20 seconds per move

[pale vigil]

😂😂

[stuck kestrel]

[primal mirage]

💀

[umbral wind]

And I’m on my phone and my dads moaning at me cos he’s saying I need to coach

[tulip lichen]

What about me😭

[stuck kestrel]

u said we were friends tho

[tulip lichen]

I'm just kidding baby

[primal mirage]

LMAOOO

[junior hamlet]

one of my friends cheated against me once and that was the first time i understood why people would cheat

[stuck kestrel]

cause im short

[umbral wind]

And here I am playing 15+10 against a furry

[primal mirage]

hell nah😂😂

[tulip lichen]

I love me a short king 💅

Alr I need to turn my blonde brain off

[stuck kestrel]

[tulip lichen]

Yo what's good big homie @severe oxide

[stuck kestrel]

5’8 isnt short

[tulip lichen]

Wanna join bro

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

[umbral wind]

He didn’t even play Qf6 and Rc1 like wtf am I playing

[tulip lichen]

I'm jk big dawg

[primal mirage]

a dead furry 💀

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/good-boy-pat-on-head-stitch-gif-14742401

[primal mirage]

who even plays 15+10 online

[junior hamlet]

how much is that in centimeters??

[grim edge]

Real men play 30

[pale vigil]

What is ur elo bbg?

[grim edge]

173

[stuck kestrel]

idk

[grim edge]

I think

[stuck kestrel]

I forgor, i dont play chess

[tulip lichen]

@severe oxide @stuck kestrel @umbral wind @keen parrot Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth
I'm feeling romantical

[fickle ingot]

??

[pale vigil]

Lol

[stuck kestrel]

who are these other people 😠

[umbral wind]

Hung my rook

[pale vigil]

I gtg now

Bye

[umbral wind]

Boring people

[tulip lichen]

I'm gonna slide my rook into your back rank and mate you

[grim edge]

Sacced*

[junior hamlet]

oh that's not too short, i'm around 165cm

[grim edge]

Don’t use defeated language

[silver goblet]

Fin Oil, you blundered your rook

[primal mirage]

he aint see it tho

[pale vigil]

I am 181 🙃🙃

[silver goblet]

How didn't he see that💀

[stuck kestrel]

freaky

[grim edge]

It is literally avg, but you know with us men anything less than the biggest 10% isn’t good enough.

[tulip lichen]

Bro I'm talking about chess

[junior hamlet]

i know some boys who are 190cm but i suppose 165cm is good for a girl

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-duck-pat-head-cute-gif-17539471

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

Shawty

[spring quarry]

lol chess.com actually thought i was a 2150 when i demolished a 1481 , my real elo is 1200. 2 brilliants 1 great move. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-LzgarQKwU&t=9s watch video for gameplay. 99.2 accuracy

[tulip lichen]

Jk

We gon do that both ways frfr

[stuck kestrel]

[junior hamlet]

i don't know much about the mentality of boys but that's nice i guess

[umbral wind]

Let’s see if he wins

[tulip lichen]

Bro I want to turn this server into Instagram reels

[grim edge]

I am 185 (a literal giant)

[pale vigil]

Nope its not ik a girl who is 185

[primal mirage]

well ig it qas too much material

[junior hamlet]

what's the average??

[silver goblet]

Damn

👀

[umbral wind]

Oh well 😪

[south badge]

4 inches

[primal mirage]

what a bummer

[grim edge]

I have never met a girl taller than 178

[primal mirage]

gonn have to sharpen up that opening

[umbral wind]

If only I played Bc5 as intended

[primal mirage]

🤣

[silver goblet]

I put the game in an Engine

[tulip lichen]

6 inches for teenagers in my country

[silver goblet]

Seems like he played all the Engine moves

Very good player

[umbral wind]

No he sucked

[junior hamlet]

i meant the average height for girls

[primal mirage]

he rly sucked lmao

[silver goblet]

At the opening

[tulip lichen]

Oh

[pale vigil]

Like 170-175

[silver goblet]

The rest, he played the suggestions😳

[umbral wind]

I expected Rxg3 so when he played Nxg3 I took on h4 anyway

[primal mirage]

ah

[silver goblet]

Damn

[grim edge]

That a good avg ngl.

[umbral wind]

Didn’t expect him to allow Bc5+

[silver goblet]

😔🙏Next time

[umbral wind]

Next time 🙏

[tulip lichen]

Yeah African country what you expect

[grim edge]

I nearly stuffed up a few times which made me feel like garbage.

[silver goblet]

You are

[grim edge]

Lmao.

[silver goblet]

Misses way too many opportunities🤑

[umbral wind]

You messed up too many times

[grim edge]

Bro I'm scared lmao

[stuck kestrel]

suspicious

[grim edge]

It's a thing for next time.

[stuck kestrel]

thats what a cheater would do to act innocent

[umbral wind]

He didn’t cheat

[grim edge]

My country is like 5.3, just looked it up, which is great because i now dont have to face competition.

[grim edge]

Fair point, I won't argue

[silver goblet]

🤑🙏Anybody wanna play

[junior hamlet]

i searched it up and it says the average female height in the US is 163cm and in most of europe it's 165-170cm

[stuck kestrel]

170??

i thought it was shorter

[silver goblet]

😳HELLO?

[junior hamlet]

yeah dutch and balkans are giants

[umbral wind]

Anyway, gotta set up my coaching profile

[silver goblet]

ANYBODY

[keen parrot]

its joever for you

[silver goblet]

5+5 only

[stuck kestrel]

its joever 😔

[umbral wind]

But idk who would want to take coaching off an untitled player with 0 achievements but f it

[silver goblet]

No long ahh matches

[stuck kestrel]

im competing with women for height 😔 sob

[junior hamlet]

how tall are you??

[stuck kestrel]

a bit over 170

[silver goblet]

Damn

[primal mirage]

just start somewhere bro 💀

[stuck kestrel]

3 cm is huge tho so it ok 🙂

[primal mirage]

u aint got a former club u can coach?

[junior hamlet]

that's okay but not great for a boy

[silver goblet]

Blud is 2600 blitz

[primal mirage]

i get paid 30 bucks per hour to coach some little kids, its gold bro 🤣

[stuck kestrel]

its good 😠 😠

[umbral wind]

Insult to injury 😪

[stuck kestrel]

freak u

[drowsy lodge]

6 inch coc in my country

[umbral wind]

Really?

[junior hamlet]

which country??

[silver goblet]

Not like that

[primal mirage]

yeaa, former club. I didnt even ask to coach, they just asked me

[umbral wind]

How long are the sessions

[slender jolt]

Clash of clans?

[primal mirage]

1h 30m per session, but sometimes 3h

[stuck kestrel]

pak

[drowsy lodge]

ye

[junior hamlet]

pakistan??

[grim edge]

How about a little match then :3

[silver goblet]

You asked who would wanna get coached by an untitled, so I said ,,blud is 2600" meanings you are 2600 so alot would

[drowsy lodge]

@stuck kestrel i heard u r from West Korea

[primal mirage]

1. I dont play rapid
2. It'd be a timewaste
3. Simply no

[stuck kestrel]

whered u hear that from

[umbral wind]

That’s so good tf. never in England 😭

[drowsy lodge]

Can't reveal that sorry

[junior hamlet]

average male height in pakistan is 167cm

[primal mirage]

damnn bro 😭 try online coaching maybe

[grim edge]

I understand you don't want to be defeated by some random guy with a furry pfp.

[stuck kestrel]

u might wanna change ur sources

[grim edge]

Also, it's not rapid bud

[primal mirage]

tbf tho, i have trained before this for free for like a year so had some resume i guess

[primal mirage]

yeah bro, itd be devastating :((

[silver goblet]

Lwmme play😎

[severe oxide]

goofy brilliant

[umbral wind]

I don’t even wanna coach ibr but I got nothing else to do with chess otherwise

[grim edge]

You're on.

[primal mirage]

💀 ngl coaching might help for yourself, u learn new things too

[grim edge]

Also no I'm not sending a link you can gimme a username.

Cheers

[severe oxide]

i’ll give you 2 sheckles for coaching and a few dubaloons if ur lucky

[silver goblet]

Dont expect a challenge I'm 1500🤑

[primal mirage]

i had to coach several rook pawn endgames which i had forgotten so i had to learn them again 🤣

[silver goblet]

Aight bruh

[umbral wind]

He wins by boring us to death😩

[silver goblet]

Time Control?

[primal mirage]

bro fr 😭

[silver goblet]

Im in your profile rn

[primal mirage]

falling asleep before the game even starts

[silver goblet]

🤑

[grim edge]

Cool.

[umbral wind]

Might need to touch up on those rook endgames myself

[primal mirage]

play like, blitz unrated

[grim edge]

You might need some sleep then lmao

[primal mirage]

fr 💀

[silver goblet]

Aight sendin

[primal mirage]

that too bro, i been sleeping awful cuz of eczama past week

[umbral wind]

I don’t even know the Bishop and knight mate lol

[fallen dawn]

Brooo, I found 2 matches straight with kadas opening. Why! I don't know how this op works!

[umbral wind]

I’ve never had it in a game

[primal mirage]

taking me 3h to sleep without doing anything, just staring at the ceiling

[fallen dawn]

I don't understand!

[primal mirage]

bro wtf u doing 😭

one 2200 otb, had a knight bishop endgame and didnt know how to

he was on a liveboard and bro didnt know how to in classical 💀

[umbral wind]

You can work it out in classical tho surely

[severe oxide]

💀

[drowsy lodge]

@stuck kestrel ur such a bad source tbh

[primal mirage]

well that guy not apparently

[silver goblet]

Wait, why did Zeke take long to checkmate😳

[junior hamlet]

hii incho

[primal mirage]

bro got drawn by 50 rule

[umbral wind]

I’ve got an idea like doing a triangle etc

I’ll work it out

[primal mirage]

yeaa its a simple tevchnique, see it once u'll get it forever

push him into wrong corner, then push him into the right one from the wrong one beginning

[silver goblet]

Bro isnt accepting😔

[umbral wind]

Yeah that sounds easy

[grim edge]

@silver goblet Yeah you see, I'm kinda eating right now so.

[umbral wind]

It is easy so I don’t need to waste an hour learning it

[silver goblet]

Bruh

[grim edge]

15 please.

[primal mirage]

yeahh just the knight movement at one point is a bit unlogical but it works so look at it once, ez after

[stuck kestrel]

thats what a cheater would say

[primal mirage]

u need like 5min bro 💀

[silver goblet]

??

[stuck kestrel]

that too

[primal mirage]

15m 💀

[grim edge]

If I went to take a shower would I be cheating aswell?

[primal mirage]

bros most boring player in the server

[silver goblet]

Multitask

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[nimble niche]

what are you doing eating at 10pm

[grim edge]

Sour patch kids.

[primal mirage]

alr i finna make some szechuan food

[grim edge]

Yummy asf.

Chu! Kawaikute gomenu!

[stuck kestrel]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

NAH.

[umbral wind]

And he’s still bad so I don’t get it

Talks like he’s good

[grim edge]

Wat happening

[primal mirage]

[umbral wind]

Aha true but waste of time regardless

[grim edge]

[nimble niche]

the lichess engine loves putting french as the top engine line after e4

[primal mirage]

I meann ... you never know XD

[umbral wind]

Furry who sucks at chess

[keen parrot]

the what

[umbral wind]

Anyway I’m expecting that e5 theory today🥱

[grim edge]

I suck at chess but am not a furry so i think am fine

[stuck kestrel]

fact

[umbral wind]

@primal mirage instead of Ne7 against the Ruy have you tried Bb4?

[grim edge]

TILT I FEEL LIKE 1500 BEFORE DECEMBER ENDS IS ACTUALLY DOABLE RN AM AT 1428

[primal mirage]

ye i gotchu,imma do it later today, like 3-6h

[keen parrot]

go get it man

[primal mirage]

I havent, i either play bc5 or ne7

[umbral wind]

That’s fine with me I’m free any time

[stuck kestrel]

1500 is bad, get 2000

[primal mirage]

aitait

[umbral wind]

Bb4 is so good you needa try it

[grim edge]

[primal mirage]

shiii ill look into it, i never been taught bb4

[umbral wind]

It’s like +0.4 so it’s completely legit

[primal mirage]

i seen it before tho

oh damnn tf

bb4 after bb5?

[umbral wind]

Bb4 Nge7 and you’re chilling

[umbral wind]

Yeah

[primal mirage]

shit interestin, doesnt it give white c3 w tempo tho?

[umbral wind]

after c3 you go Ba5 and back to b6

And you’re fine

[primal mirage]

ah

icic interesting

[stuck kestrel]

chess mfs will really learn 15 moves of theory for a 0.1 advantage bruh

[umbral wind]

No one knows it so you’ll always come out with a good position

[primal mirage]

ill take a look at i

[novel moat]

its looks unpleasant for black after c3 Ba5 Qa4

[primal mirage]

yeahh i see

[umbral wind]

That’s the main line surprisingly

[agile iron]

GUUUUUUYS

HELPE NOW

[umbral wind]

But no one ever plays Qa4 and besides if they do I think it’s either Bb6 or Nge7 and blacks fine

[supple delta]

Hello

[primal mirage]

yeah i see database doesnt give Qa4

[supple delta]

Sup?

[agile iron]

I need a gift for my teacher

[novel moat]

no but Qa4 Nge7 Nxe5

[primal mirage]

lemme check my chessbase database rq

[umbral wind]

So it’s Bb6 yeah

[drowsy lodge]

@stuck kestrel

[agile iron]

Pls help, idk what i can buy

[drowsy lodge]

Choclates, rocks, oxygen

[novel moat]

and then you allow d4 that you wanted to stop, idk if its so good for black

[agile iron]

Ok

[drowsy lodge]

a cat

[stuck kestrel]

what

[drowsy lodge]

A WHOLE COW

[umbral wind]

Trust me it’s great

[drowsy lodge]

thought u needed a ping

[stuck kestrel]

[silver goblet]

Damnit, I blundered

My move I thought before was the right one💀

[primal mirage]

Na3 is played in my databse

[primal mirage]

I have 57 games

[stuck kestrel]

d4

[silver goblet]

Always thinking the right moves than playing another one to find out that ones right

[drowsy lodge]

a4 a5

@stuck kestrel ...

[novel moat]

@primal miragehow would one start coaching

[stuck kestrel]

I will show up at your house

[toxic valley]

There's no use of openings in fisher random

[umbral wind]

Yeah no one ever plays c3 Qa4

[drowsy lodge]

YOO IM NOT LONELY ANYMORE

[primal mirage]

Well do you mean like how to coach others, or get clients

[umbral wind]

Good one trick for blitz

[grim edge]

@silver goblet GG.

[primal mirage]

Yeah didnt see it either

[drowsy lodge]

-.-. .... . ... ... / .. ... / ...- . .-. -.-- / ..-. ..- -.

[silver goblet]

Nah

[stuck kestrel]

[primal mirage]

i see, it was played by a 2687 💀

[drowsy lodge]

.. / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... . .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / .-.. .. ...- .

[primal mirage]

ig its viable then

[umbral wind]

OTB?

[silver goblet]

💀Should've not moved my Queen goddamnit😔🙏

[primal mirage]

Yeahh my databse consists of otb only

[novel moat]

both or the getting clients

[primal mirage]

classical

[nimble niche]

what should i play if i don't want to play against the 4 knights scotch otb?

[umbral wind]

Yeah see it’s great 😎

[primal mirage]

wahaha

[grim edge]

not e5

[primal mirage]

I mean, as for getting clients, no clue ... I was asked by my club so...
I guess u could ask ur former club if u could teach. Otherwise online nno idea bro

[nimble niche]

no shit i don't like draws

[grim edge]

well what do you like

[nimble niche]

what if I've never joined a club before?

[primal mirage]

As for coaching urself, have a clear structure / plan of the sessions, which topics u want to cover. I recommend covering topics that are closely related to eachother to form some sort of structure. Also base it on your clients strength

[stuck kestrel]

Advertise your service in chess.com discord 🙂

[primal mirage]

Then idk bro, maybe online? xD

[primal mirage]

yeah i guess

[nimble niche]

I beat that guy with the scandi twice in otb blitz so he'll be ready for it

[mild apex]

wonyoung?

the ive?

[nimble niche]

I only play scandi and elephant gambit online

[pale vigil]

Guys using an engine is illegal right?

[stuck kestrel]

for what purpose?

[grim edge]

...

yes.

[umbral wind]

Do you listen to KPOP when you’re playing chess @primal mirage

[grim edge]

Furry who beat you is the one who sucks at chess??? Now this one is interesting.

[tulip lichen]

for grown men?

[primal mirage]

no bro 💀 ion listen to music, or i listen to zen

i dont listen to music otherwise imma sing and blunder

[grim edge]

Furries SUCK.

They do.

[umbral wind]

Out of 1 million games I beat you 999,999 times so

[primal mirage]

also, most games i play i stream in vc, ion think any1 wanna hear me singing

[stuck kestrel]

friendly fire

[grim edge]

are you more sharp or positional

[primal mirage]

bro shut up 💀

u got no human rights as a furry

[umbral wind]

You beat me on a fluke game where I happened to swap my king and queen where I was still winning

So yeah you suck

[nimble niche]

definitely sharp but I'll probably need to be ready for both depending on the circumstances. If I got a win in the first game, I could go for a solid option and make a draw to win the match

[primal mirage]

fr

[pale vigil]

What about using one of chess.com bots is that legal?

[novel moat]

yeahh well I havent even been in a club yet lmao

[grim edge]

you should probably just stick to one, as if you dont like positional you might just play badly in those

also when is the game

[nimble niche]

I can play positional but I'd rather avoid it against a positional grinder

[primal mirage]

damn

[nimble niche]

yet to determine a time, it's a playoff match for tying for first in a junior tournament

I got higher tiebreaks they should've just given me the win fr

[grim edge]

positional grinders wont play the scotch

[nimble niche]

but he does because one of the gms here tells all his students to play the scotch

[umbral wind]

I’m not one for excuses but you won off pure luck that I forgot to play Bc5 so 🤷

[grim edge]

You just made an excuse in that sentence, LMAO

[grim edge]

well do you have time to study sicillian?

[umbral wind]

Ok you won off pure luck. If you think you played well then idk what to say

[nimble niche]

he's a rosso player

[grim edge]

there is a top secret opening

[grim edge]

Well if I won off luck then quite clearly you lost because you were "Unlucky" 💀

[nimble niche]

his coach probably has all my otb games stored in a file and is analysing them for my weaknesses

[umbral wind]

No you won because of my 1 move blunder

[grim edge]

the Nimso

[umbral wind]

That I wouldn’t normally do

[grim edge]

Since you're a big sook I'll give you the benefit of the doubt

I'll also get you a new pacifier

(i can't spell the rest of his name)

nc6

You earnt it.

[umbral wind]

1 in a million and you win 🤷 what can I say

[grim edge]

Then your mistake was 1 in a million I assume? Lol

[dusk plaza]

Anyone else have their puzzle elo double their normal?

[umbral wind]

Yes.

[south timber]

Why don’t you two rematch and see who wins, then it’s settled

[nimble niche]

because one person has an engine open

[grim edge]

Maybe later after he is done with his meltdown

[umbral wind]

I’m done let’s go

[south timber]

Oh really?

[grim edge]

They think I got the CHEATS

[nimble niche]

sure sure lil bro

[umbral wind]

I never said that

[grim edge]

I do play chess yes, irl I do play I'll admit it

[grim edge]

Not you dw

My account is NEW

[primal mirage]

💀

[umbral wind]

BRO YOU SUCK IT DOESNT MATTER

[grim edge]

I am new to chess.com yes sir

[primal mirage]

bro missed a rook king fork

[grim edge]

Then you're even worse because you lost to me LMAO

Idk what to tell ya man.

[teal herald]

Maybe but who cares, he won because you blundered right? So what he won and why are you saying bad for it

[nimble niche]

im sure you do

[grim edge]

You're a good player and all

[umbral wind]

Yeah my bad for being 1000 points ahead of you

[grim edge]

You mean 400?

[severe oxide]

you beat fin?

[umbral wind]

No I mean 1000

[severe oxide]

no way bro beat a 2800

[tulip lichen]

brian johnson is dying

[grim edge]

He made a mistake, and I took advantage

[primal mirage]

hes 1k points ahead lmao

[grim edge]

To be completely honest, he should've beat me.

[umbral wind]

I swapped my king and queen then hung my queen it was pure luck

[severe oxide]

ohhh

[grim edge]

I won't lie but I gotta keep my confidence up

[severe oxide]

play a rematch ?

[south timber]

Yess rematch

[grim edge]

Ahhhh another guy I beat too, heya!

[nimble niche]

the problem is that one person has an engine

[umbral wind]

I’ll rematch but he won’t

[grim edge]

The problem is that's a fair assumption

[nimble niche]

if you play otb what's your name?

[severe oxide]

@grim edge why ain’t u rematching lmfaooo

[grim edge]

I'm not gonna say I'm not a cheater, nor am I gonna say I use cheats

[nimble niche]

if you play otb in sydney, ill know who you are

[umbral wind]

and he plays 15+10 so I need to take my adderall

[severe oxide]

how old is his account

[grim edge]

I'm eating my sour patch kids bro

[severe oxide]

dodging

[grim edge]

My account is new, I'm new to chess.cok dawg

Once I'm done I'll rematch