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damn i was happy cause i thought u were actually gonna quit
Get pranked don’t panic 🥱
dont trust this guy
Damn.. I liked you
i was joking bbg
Then why should I trust you 🤔

🎊
yes ofcourse
would
Huh
Huh
Hi
@upbeat viper je veux un autre couleur pour mon nom
Hi
I found out today that one of my professors has a FIDE rating of about 2000
Hikaru
Giga Chad professir
Professor*
yeah lol I wanna play him
Is he older
in his 40s I think
Brothers, sisters, mentally ill and 600


Bruh @grim edge why did u resign there u just had a pawn move to protect the knight
then when they attack it u can retreat it and the pawn blocks the bishop
no problem 👍
@grim edge @gilded berry i discovered a great openeing
its called giuoco piano
here is a test game against Antonio
hmmif they take bishop take back with pawn then try to castle putting the rook in the center?
it has been discovered
Plus antonio is kinda weak for the bot
gucci piano!
it was discovered in Rome
Now try beating torch
On chess.com beating any bot is quite easy
As long as it's bullet
They always flag if u stall long enough
Ye that is true
lies im struggling with that son of a bi-
what?
what do you think of the opening in general
probably true
For me I this opening is a 9/10 if u know how to play with queen side castel
i saw online i saw that evans gambit is a good counter @grim edge
Playing against bots felt like it improved me a lot
I struggled with antonio at first and now I can beat him 10-0 if i try
Fight him until you beat him
i beat everyone before antoino first try
But playing with the bot with the opening is one thing and playing a real person with it is a different thing
best ive done is almost get even but lose in end game
Fight antonio until you win, then repeat with next bots
I drew komodo with no time controls
or play humans
🤷♀️
ye
I like playing with bots more cuz less pressure 😅
lol
Plus u can improve without losing rating
trolling is also fun
just make alt and play on it to learn stuff
when i first played chess i used do a three queen checkmate against martin
just for funsies
Nah I just feel like playing bots cuz it makes me play a lot more solid long term
I try to do small improvements and not focus on tactics
Even though I play enough bullet with people to understand the tactics
yes
ye and you get funny moments espically when you en passant easy bots
they get so confused lmao
Gucci piano
its guioco not gucci
About 2 day ago I played a 1421 I made 5 rook checkmate
(sorry that I disrespected you the person I beat)
bro thats so rude
Hi chat
E
Hello
Ik that why I said sorry
lol
Hear me out
WTF
mods
I legit have a rocket checkmate i made up
HELLL NAHHHHHHHHH
What in the unholy hell
lol
@fresh wind
DAILY DO UR JOB!!!
Tf going on💀
'
daily.exe is not working
Idk
<@&745328830649991179>
Are you serious
Guys does anybody knows how to get more members in my server for free? Like advertisement or something?
Wtf
Make a good server
Bro that mad disrespect!!!
What's wrong with people
It is a good server
Everything
the enemy king is also in the middle
I'll join then : )
had to think for a bit to do that
اسمك انيس اكيد عربي صح؟
lol how did you avoid stalemate
That king got a harem
Fr?
I've never seen this level of disrespect before in my life
Yeah from Algeria
I'm bored so I don't see why not
skill
I will send u invite in private
why is this still here <@&745328830649991179>
Ok
Wtf stop pinging mods for nothing
whats wrong with this
look at it
@gilded berry this is what wrong
still there's no real nsfw there or anything stop being such cry babies
jesus christ do u really gotta try to ban everyone?
that nsfw
that's not
it is

Omg why are there so little mature peopel here 😭
not safe for work
I said define it
used when sharing internet material that should only be looked at in private because it contains some things, for example pictures of naked people, that could be offensive
lol
There are no naked people there
And a gentle reminder that 99.99% of animals u see are naked constantly
or a picture of a oversized butt ok
Cry about it
bro likes bbl
He is attracted by animals
Im not, but calling everything nsfw is a thing 12 year olds do grow up you clowns
im 18 and i was shocked maybe i should stop modding in a server where i dont have the role
Butts make you crazy 
does anyone here use aimchess?
im batman
I do
rate it from 1 to 10
i use lich-
nevermind i dont wanna be warned
7
U know they won't ban u becuz u use lichess right?
i meant warned
some servers now are pretty strict on what you say
what do you think is the best app or webssite to train at chess?
Free?
Best thing you can do is buying a good book and a chessboard and train on it
lol thats called bypass <@&745328830649991179> get em
wow im really good at being mod
You are such a pathetic crybaby
Why does the AI chess board so expensive bro ;-;
maybe i should apply
🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
no im a person who tax evades
now whos acting 12
DAMMMNNN
OOOOFFF THAT MUST'VE HURT
no
bros really 12 sadge
Ocean: "look at these idiot"

what happen?
fr?!?
MODS THANK U
Do not call people mentally ill and do not try to bypass the automod with bad words
dang
Jeez damm chill

The first adequate discord mod I've seen
can you be quiet?
(I havent seen other chess com mods)
dang
lol
My favorite sticker tbh
lol
Idek where it came from but I wanna know
Is racism not allowed in here?
it is, say the n word
FOr legal reasons, this is a joke
They didnt say anything about it in the rules idk why
I'm black. Can I say it?
Same
try reading them again
Ok i will
"We will not tolerate violent threats, racism, sexism, homophobia or any other forms of discrimination."
Pringles you say the first half I will say the other
Ger
should I snitch?
We will get banned in 3 . 2 . 1 congrats u got banned
What no one said it?
Well technically yes
Technically no
meow
Quack
nya
Oh sirius black u r alive😭
Only true ones understand the gif

All of us got rickrolled😭
hi :3
haiii :3
Hi 4)
I just got done memorizing lots of an opening
feelin pretty nutty today
Why can I commit myself to chess but not my most dire school work
Can you do a backfilp?
R u gonna try to reach 1700?
Go in #💬〡chess-talk
Maybe when christmas arrives
no.
Good luck ^^
Thanksies
mhm np ^^
Wait wait wait wait i just took a look in ur pfp , do u watch anime?!!
Can you do a back filp?
I can do a front flip (I did it once idk if I can do it again)
Hot
i just beat carbonara_bonnes new account too
Lol
dude got banned from cheating but his new operations are up and running lmao
He is my highest win still
👉👈video?
Oh actually nvm beat some other bullet cheater
uhm nu -w-"
👉👈🥺 pewwzzz
Nu -3-
When I reach 1200 what am I?
Like U1200 is beginner
And above 2500 is GM
Early intermediate
Aka mr doesn’t blunder queen on move 9
Oh
Someone told me it's Novice
But that's just beginner
Bud in 1130 and I don't blunder queen 💀
WoW
hi
hey guys
!welcome
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No
you real right
beep boop
no
skill issue
Hahaha loser
Ahah get good
guys do you know i am magnus's alt
above 2500 doesn't have to be a grandmaster
you can be 2500 and not a grandmaster (for online at least idk about fide)
but then he or she got me in a bad position so I force draw them with repeat move
oof why didn't you win
draw is decent
j
I won a 1500 before even a 1600
guys can you get a title if you only play online
well actually 2100 can be a woman fide master
Do you assume if someone cheats and gets caught, they will cheat a second time?
?
thats unfair
you need to compete in fide organised tournaments
nah its not
what if someone cant go to the place
how is it not fair, do you not have access to somewhere outdoors
you should be able to if you really want to succeed at chess
i cant understand how knights move so if i play offline im doomed
i am pretty good at online tho
its real look it up
Woman FIDE Master - 2100
He doesn't understand
im gonna be a woman real quick
bobby fischer
yeah but like
then why are you worried about getting a title if you don't understand how a knight moves??
real
worry about titles when you're like 2200 cc
im pretty good at online
Actually true
lowest is Candidate Master for 2200 then which is better
near that
what's your elo?
about 20 (jk)
seriously what's your elo on chess.com
if they are at the same rating they were before and display the same suspicious signs yeah sure
Candidate Master 2200
Fide Master 2300
International Master 2400
Grandmaster 2500
i gotta check brb
is that online rating or fide rating? (ik it's a silly question but i don't have any idea on how fide ratings work)
Fide
yeah
Hi chat
you need to participate in tournaments organised by USCF, Fide, ECF, ACF etc
and you need win atleast 55% of those games you play
@grim edge bonglord don't bong us please
wait no its something like you play 3 games
against titled players
and with atleast 0,5 you could get a title
smoke ya bong
?
after getting 2300 elo you can qualify for a title
0,5
guys what title do people in 100 elo range get
i was yapping before ignore that
balls
? magnus 2.0 i imagine
2300 for fide master
2200 for candidate master
yeah
i was reading some mfs thing
dw
0.5
say 0.5 again and i will clap your cheeks
0.5 (;
style
😏
I have a book
Levy Rozman
wear socks
I have that book also
THE #1 CHESS TEACHER ON YOUTUBE 😻
Levy Rozman
#1 clickbaiter
levy rizzman
Levy Rogueman
you should read the whole thing and maybe u can get to 1600
Levy Touchman
^
bro is scamming u with that one
I did read the whole thing
I love women
levy lilkidsman
then ur hopeless
levvy loveswomenman
He is levy rookman
;-;
levy kingman
Levy Ropeman
is levy in this server
u want 1600? just learn like taimonov sicilian and wait for them to submit to ur sophisticated playstyle
as a 600 i believe i give u the best advice
"sophisticated"
sophisticated
yeah man
or play scholars mate and make them think ur hikaru
Oh my previous message got deleted
by playing h4
Some how I'm beating a 1500
h4
not every game goes the same
then stop chatting and win
not some how
nah he think too long
1500s ez lmfao
I'm only 1373 tho ;-;
"1500s ez lmfao" 🤓
o
they are
hi
no? they’re really hard
why his username black
Who wants to play
He's locked
Say hi back
im 600, im probably better
locked for what
Nah I'm good
I'm not mod
i dont care about what a 600 or a 2100 has to think
pinging mod for stupid reason
rating?
600 elo?
he's locked up in a jail cell?
yeah
yes
I’m 2400 elo
i will beat u
evil jeans
Its says 420 but I am a 1500
yeah
yeah yeah
but im better
im smarter
i know bongcloud theory
im stronger
scholars mate theorem
playing d4 against me? lol noob just blundered mate in 150
Lets play
nah not free rn
anyone down for a game
sure
Name Is NIMBUSgeorge
okay!
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I will beat you
balls
BALLZ
Thats unfair i got muted and warned for no reason
@grim edge arent u a mod?
U should help me
no?
why I'm not a mod
Lol sorry then
ye I'm not a mod
Ok and i said sorry then
Idk i just said n,i and g and someone replied and completed the word and the other guy didnt get muted and only i got muted
Thats really unfair
yup I knew it
I want to tell the admins but i am afraid to ping them idk why
ask ocean
Who is ocean?
nvm ocean not online
Is he oceanetc ?
I only remeber ocean smth o3o
I cant find him
i dont think ur really a 1500
@pale vigil wassup mate
Sup
DeepOceansun
I am just a bit rusty
Yeah he is not online
Its been a min sense the last time I play a game that intense
I should cry i am only 240 or something like that
and not titled

I would never try to play versus u 😂
ah shi i need to get 2800 now you're putting pressure on me
:3
tmrw ill be 2650, day after 2700....
(<500)
use your brain
tbf if they dont know you they dont know you
eh good point but shouldnt it be easy to decipher after what i said?
maybe not, sorry Keya
free palestine or free tay k?
What is tay k?
Dont think I will ever reach 2600.. I play casual
he like the michael jordan but in general not just pop
Who are you then xD
free hot dogs
Not supposed to be mean
Finnnyyyyy
Who's that
Anyways i will choose free palestine
what do you mean who am i?
dahliaaaaaaa
do you want to be my coach?
Idk it seems like you're popular?
but i dont want to talk right now
hmm what does coaching entail?
i choose tay k every time
idk, maybe the basics or tips... im 750 and i want to reach 1000
free tay k free melly
somewhat now stop boosting my ego im not popular
...
I dont even know who is tay k but even if i know him i will choose free palestine
yeah im down
might help my chess too😭
i hope so, what time are you mostly available?
When I'm at that level I focused in stop trying to hang pieces
thank you Chris
Yea I keep hanging pieces lol
mostly night so around 20:00 GMT +
Back then. (Still do now)
okay
I did my first brilliant move about two days ago and I got so hyped about it that I printed it and stuck it on my wall so it is the first thing I see whenever I wake up
@dreamy siren
idk where you live but it seems like thats generally when ur in vc anyway
Nice
I hope you're trolling. There is no way this is how sad society has become
hahahaha W
This is actually insane and sooooooooooooooo sad to see happen to the chess youth
We need to seriously help this person guys like no joke
on weekdays, im free between 6pm to 9pm EST. weekends, i have so much time
right now, im just listening to the people in VC and glancing on my screen while do some stuff
@trail path For your own good... The algorithm is setup as a marketing ploy to emotionally appeal to beginners. They hit beginners with a 2 peace of emotional manipulation, the aesthetically pleasing blue color with the double exclam combined with the emotional appeal with telling them they did something brilliant. A deadly combination to blind people from using their rational thinking so they don't realize the moves aren't anywhere near consistently being brilliant in reality. Seems they got you so hard with this
Okay yeah thats fine with me, i should be free around those times the next couple days
"emotional manipulation" 🤓
look, the kids that only play for brilliancies clearly wont commit enough to get good at chess. Thats a fact
tbf that brilliant on the wall is also kinda shite
Yep that's exactly what it is
i dont have to 😉
its not 💀
No one's source of happiness should involve them getting deceived
tf you mean shite
the move is actually super good (At least for my ELO standards)
He's right though, all brilliant moves are designed to do, is convince more people to buy memberships. Why do you think you're limited to one review per day?
omg indiiii
i can see that in a bullet game 🤣
marketing gotta sell somehow right?
Help @trail path she's been so badly deceived we really need to help her
its an obvious pin
i'm a she/her tho
Sure, they should just do it in a cleaner way and not be dishonest with people
Yes, that's the point of marketing, but in this case it comes at the cost of convincing beginners that one move tactics are some how brilliant
Oh I'm sorry
not the point
Which is a very flawed perspective
if yall are gonna talk about my brilliant on the wall at least refer to me correctly
Ok sorry now I know but you're missing the point
your brilliant is easy to find 😹 i would get bullied if i had that on my wall
Brilliant moves are nothing more than flawed engine analysis
Be more careful please about what you believe. Some day someone may try to deceive you with more evil intentions than marketing. Please be more cautious and don't get emotionally manipulated like this in the future. I'm saying this for your own good
@trail path
So many times those brilliant moves are not even the actual top move, just a random tactic that doesn't lose. Chess.com does a very poor job explaining what they label them as
they’re gonna get involved in a crack pyramid scheme
chess youth is doomed
i got to 2600
right @trail path please realize this. Brilliants on chess.com are worthless
Najdorf is a very deep yet intuitive opening. The amount of chess knowledge you gain just by studying those najdorf positions even at a basic beginner level is invaluable and those poor beginners that don't listen to you are missing out bigtime.

Yes sir 🫡
bro...
If I play a brilliant move and then only make good/excellent/best moves for the next 3 moves, is there a guaranteed chance for me to win material?
Yes
beginners should all play kings gambit and englund
Ridiculous question
everyone says to learn easy openings 🙁 we should play complicated and theoretical openings like the bird
That's also very true. It's much easier to learn an opening at a lower level where you gain the experience with the opening as you're improving rather than trying to tackle it from scratch once you're better.
Why
The move labels are just a trash flawed algorithm
So mistakes and great moves are the same thing?
yeah
But that's just not true
I'll take that as a note, but I just loved that move so much, since I felt like actually doing something rather than queen blunder on 6th move.
- As I said before, I don't think I'm going to get so deceived on the Brilliant scam (or whatever). And that was an actually great move, for my standards at least
Your mom told me you were a great move
Jk
more like a blunder
He said it
freak ur standards tbh
So, @trail path to summarize our point. Brilliants on chess.com are a marketing scheme to emotionally appeal to beginners. Overall brilliants are worthless, is what I'm trying to say some not best moves get them, some good moves get them, some good moves might not get it.
thats an actual good one
you should take advice from the high rated players
Thank god I live in Venezuela and I can't pay Diamond 🫡
Bh6 on the move before sadly wasnt
I like oiled up big black men
why is your background and pfp lolis
However, @trail path All that being said it's still a nice find but brilliant is an absolute overstatement
I like oiled up big black men
it makes you look like those creepos 😨
I feel bad for all those that think that game reports are somehow accurate and good/great/excellent/best moves have any meaning
creepos 😨
losers creeps pedos
I'm still a beginner and 500 ELO on Blitz, so I guess it is a good find for someone like me
But you’re obviously just trying to make a dumb argument with mistakes and great moves
Yep they've been deceived and emotionally manipulated it's so sad
Which is honestly sad
I like oiled up big black men
Sus
same 🫡
its not i would always strive for better than ur shit brilliant
screw these guys man, if you enjoy finding brilliants then thats great
Ok, I suggest you don't blindly trust the game review features on chess.com to maximize your improvement cause you'll get misinformation sometimes. It's better to take them with a grain of salt and then use the engine itself to analyze the lines and get the truth a lot more consistently. A lot of that chess.com game review is flawed algorithms scewed to emotionally appeal to beginners rather than give them the truth all the time
ur going to end up on a turkey tom video
as the highest rated player in chat except fin i can vouch for brilliants being cool
Hung a queen in one move and ruined my win streak 💀
losers creeps peedos
guys
cool and brilliant aren't synonyms
i hit 1953 omfg 47 elo off my dream
Hi
Nice work!
If game reports are meaningless then how do I even analyze my games? Analyzing them myself is even worse and more useless, I've tried.
Even I got a brilliant once
get a gm to do you brokie
if i say that ice cream is tasty does that mean ice cream and tasty are synonymous?
Hello
You can use the engine itself and analyze and explore the lines
What’s up?
I'll take that as a note, I'm going to chess courses (irl) in a few weeks to get better and take more useful advice than a machine. Thanks for saying that to me 🫡
no because some people say ice cream tastes like hillary clintons asshole dipped in ketchup
My point was that you saying that they're cool doesn't contribute to the argument that the algorithm is good
Daaam, how much was your streak?
You mean the self analysis feature? I use it all the time
You can have the engine on while analyzing if you’re lazy, you should be more than smart enough to see the changes in evaluation rather than letting the flawed algorithm tell you what a good and what an excellent move is
Sup kids
have you...
We chilling
Alr
I like oiled up big black men
why is everyone who happens to be criticizing brilliants the most hardstuck down in a valley of despair type player
No problem! Gl with your chess as a whole. Self-confidence and passion will be keys to success!
they use it like a way to take out frustation, a way to cope with them not improving
how to play blindfold chess
As you get better you’ll also realize how much more valuable it is to analyze positions on your own and use that brain rather than letting the engine tell you. That is if you want to actually improve.

Sure or just any strong engine
that’s what I do
skill issue
Broo 💀 that might start a war in chat
except the latter part only
its not ur just dumb
That's true though what tilt said
🫠🫠🫠
Huh??
You brain dead or something?
focus
But self analysis says that some moves are good or bad and you said that I shouldn't rely on that
like how to make your pieces invisible on chess.com
I think you can't for now
11 or 12 rapid
Chesscom does have blindfold pieces
Right you should definitely take them with a grain of salt at least. exploring the engine lines just with the engine itself is a better way to analyze than trusting those game review features
Also I just watched a 1900 game and they suck so bad what
How to get them
Change the pieces
Holly crap that's lot of wins good for you
@primal shore i played kg3 here 😭
Isn't that what you are supposed to do in live matches? Or do you mean analyzing your positions on Game Review or wherever you can see your matches?
yeaaa thats what happens when I grind at my rating because everyone sucks so bad
Woah, okay
that dude is free rating in bullet
thank god this wasnt my game to get 2600
Some people even say 2000 don't know how to play chess soo I guess 1900 sucking is not that bad 😅
Yeah analyzing afterwards on an analysis board. You can only analyze the game once without engine help. Once you see the engine everything changes and you lose on that chance to use your brain on that position
My rating is gonna skyrocket in the next 3-5 months so prepare for accusations folks
ill be the hans' lawyer to your hans
I believe everyone will find that very interesting
<33
I like the self-confidence
Lol I get it 😅
i mean she is very underrated
Or at least just the people with high enough IQ to understand everything
are humans biodegradable?
Trust me these low ratings ain't shit bruh
Avg hollow knight chess player
I agree. You'll do it. Self-confidence and passion will make your rating skyrocket absolutely!
bro has said this before 💀
Cause it's facts
Anyways @lean bolt man my chess development has been hindered by the fact that I've been focusing on helping the deceived people more than my own chess
My chess development has been hindered by work and me coping with the passing of my cat
maybe just focus on chess
I would never wish that pain upon anyone
@primal shore hi
Man that's sad sorry bro
Sorry for your loss, my cat means the world to me
ough
ough
Ough
ough
Ough
ouch
Hello
Lol
Aw damn was it painless?
hi
I've got an old cat personally I hope he lives long
gtg
What's up? Did your puzzle for the day already?
sorry for ur loss :<
Seya
I don’t think so. He had kidney problems about a year ago, but he got better, and then about a week before he passed he had them again but this time he couldn’t recover
my cats are still pretty young and active, ill move out before they get old
He was clearly in pain at the end
maybe i will later
Ughhh I wish I had cats
Okay, goodluck
@fiery beacon you're not ough
Thank you for saying that!
That's sad man
@mild nest hi strongest 500 elo
That's even worse 😢
Ough
Hi, but im hopping off anyways. I’ve had my 5 minutes of discord for the day
That was him
See you tomorrow mate 
No worries, I'm sure you'll get to the elo you want pretty soon. I feel you learn quick
(Unlike me 😔)
What is difference with "fork" and "double attack"
What's double attack ? 💀
I think it is just same as fork
Ohh okay never heard of that term, only heard double check
no
Sounds like fork
a fork is an attack to 2 pieces that can't be defended
Ok
a double attack is when you attack 2 pieces with a single move
Ok
A double attack could also make use of a discovered attack
hi chat
poggers moment
Haiii V
Hello
hi marshyyyy
hru V
hi v
Hello
i have my first brilliant move but i didnt win the game and i still lost my knight. how is this brilliant
How tf did you lose that knight
The only winning move
the queen can take it
omg warra brilliant move
💀💀💀💀
take his bishop then
ig the idea is bxd6
its the only not losing move
and you can threaten queen + rook later
i did but it didnt help
like the x-ray diagonal available
share game @grim edge
I mean you should be able to just play Ba3 after Qd8 and u chillin fr
0-0 after bxd6 is strong
wait im a special kind of stupid
Fr
nvm what i said
Tilt what u smokin
actually used up all my energy on blitz today not even joking
Fair
worth it though
don't get Israeled
what does that mean
the diff between 2600 and 2500 is actually huge
when a person claims something that belongs to someone else as their own, akin to theft.
its crazy
get on my level
































































1. e4 Nc6 2. Nf3 b6 3. d4 Bb7 4. Bc4 g6 5. Bd5 Nf6 6. Bxc6 Bxc6 7. Qe2 Nxe4 8. Ne5 Nf6 9. Qc4 e6 10. Nxc6 dxc6 11. Qxc6+ Nd7 12. Bf4 Bb4+ 13. Nc3 Bd6 14. Nd5 Rc8 15. Nf6+ Qxf6 16. Bxd6 Qxd4 17. O-O Qxd6 18. Qxd6 cxd6 19. Rad1 Rc6 20. c3 O-O 21. a4 Ne5 22. Rd4 Nc4 23. b3 Nb2 24. b4 Nxa4 25. b5 Rxc3 26. Rxa4 Ra8 27. Rd1 d5 28. Kf1 Rb3 29. Raa1 Rxb5 30. Rac1 a5 31. Rc3 a4 32. Rdc1 Kg7 33. h3 a3 34. Ra1 Rba5 35. Ra2 b5 36. Rc5 b4 37. Rxa5 Rxa5 38. f4 b3 39. Rd2 b2 40. Rd1 a2 41. Kf2 b1=Q 42. Rxb1 axb1=Q 43. g4 Qb3 44. h4 Ra2+ 45. Ke1 Qb1#
Reminds me of that 12y/o prodigy of the Netherlands
I wish I were good at chess
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imagine some random coached me for no reason
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it's the rook. i should have utilized my rook
Imagine not having a coach
imagine having one 💀
I don't care so much abt chess 😔
ur not trusted so u cant say that
fr we solo climbing
I need one to git gud
i got from 1800 fide to where I'm at rn basically on my own
As long as ya have fun brotha
Shi for me it’s the other way
That was a good game I wish you had won that one
Since I was 1800 fide I have a coach lmao
yeah i should have moved my rook
i think its because ur giving away your bishop for no reason
Giving away bishops for free tends to be somewhat an obstacle for you to end up winning a game
you are right, do you want to play? rapid?
I mean, you wanna play with odds?
anyone want to play me
Otherwise it might not be fair for you
okay odds then
Bet
queen odds
Thats fair
anyone down to some games ?
im down!
I WANT SMTH JUST LIKE THIS
Sure
DO DO OODODODOD
lmao
study lounge 1
Streamers are cheaters too 👍
DA DA AADADDADAD
oo lemme watch
Fin smoked one too many chains
or something
smoking a metal chain isn't good for your health
bro the shit i do when im drunk is not me i swear
maybe don't drink
yeah im not anymore but i was just reflecting and its a whole new me
wine tastes so shit
Good evening my students
alcohol is shit
I hope you all did your lesson today
I didn't actually
i think you should just have a drink or two and maybe your opinion will change
Dopest party ever
Water slaps no lie
look at this weird ass checkmate
no i mean something like brandy
not weird
rf6# is weirder in that position too
so not even the weirdest mate you had on the board
Apple juice hits good too
Especially when it’s 100% juice
Idk I sometimes enjoy a small amount of sweat red wine
no i think brandy on the rocks is better
Hawaiian Punch is okay
Never had it
Hi-C on the rocks is better I fear
Guys send help pls im actually dying 😭
L alcohol
It’s pretty yummy
you cant have hi-c on the rocks
Skill issues
alcohol is cool, anyway gn chat
bro fr can't handle reality without using smhting ffs
I broke the system
fr its poison
Ong
stress from school has been destroying my health physically and mentally... I am running off of 3 hours of sleep with no other choice and running off a mid fever of 99f+ for the past 2 days, and no medicine is helping. Also, I have 3 exams tmr that i cant avoid. Plus I have to manage extracurriculars just to get by. This school system is asking too much and going to make me ill
I like reality better when I'm two beers in
Im gonna die 😭 my immune system and my brain cant do this anymore
get a better reality 💀
I just wanna get 8 hours of sleep for once
Anything can be poisonous if you consume too much of it
well alcohol is poison after the first sip
lmfao
i like my reality rn a lot
Bro the school is gonna pay my medical bills, theyre making me get a cold or the flu every week
then stop drinking
🤔👍
am i wrong or something?
dude i don't drink regularly, just that there's nothing wrong with a glass of wine at a nice dinner or a beer or two on a Friday night
Mid reality
No I tend to miss read facial expressions
U guys are lucky u have the privilege to play chess. I am playing chess irl with my grades i cant do this anymoree
Oh sure that's fine
speak for yourself
hi
its all going to be okay... in the end
I still think fruit punch clears of alcohol
yo
true
water clears everything
you too? copying my status smh
No I'm speaking for you baboon
😈
Especially illness
im gonna have to sacrifice my health and sanity to maintain good grades
what grade are you in
Life is suffering bro
thats what school is about... and life
water on the rocks in -10 weather
been there done that lil bro.
10
Yes vimun 😩
🚰😫🔥🔥🔥
that's sad......
lmao
sophomore year is pretty rough
lol does it get worse
just dont talk abt junior year
way worse

always will get worse, remember, there's always someone better than you but always someone worse than you
i wanted to go to sleep but now I'm listening to Susumu Hirasawa
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tilt?
ignorance is bliss ig
or beads
Yep
got scared because of the kramnik drama
hah skill issue
he'll open it again tomorrow lmao
imagine not even being 400 rating higher than me
the scammy and crappy crypto chess app
LOL random 3+0 game I found where Magnus Carlson plays 71 accuracy
So if you played better than 71 accuracy in your last game you were better than Magnus
smh if you are going to play shit at least flag your opponent
I was better than magnus once in my life ever
Frrr he couldn't even do that
😭😭
What a terrible player fr
Bro did 2 blunders lmaoooo
Lolll fr
alright i should really sleep now
Fantastic 3200 player
get 7 hours
drunk+singing maybe
cya guys
Don’t forget to do your Duolingo
bye
nini
:3
hii hru




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