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Oh okay
No it hasnt highest ever is 2882 by Magnus
We
only a handful of players like firouzja, carlsen and nakamura have reached 2900 fide blitz
ever heard of something called blitz?
We talking classic now tho
i hit leg day on sat they are still sore
I need an upbeat playlist. Share yours. Im tired listening to random playlists
it was a fun day tho
i do not listen to music
only carlsen, nakamura and firouzja have reached 2900 blitz before
good news:
im TRYING
bite into it i dare you
braces ain't helping
i cant sob
your world must be dark
not really
what do you listen to
i just do not like music
actual psycho shit
fr fr
music is for the weak 🥱
@grim edge hi cool duck
i listen to any songs, but now i want an upbeat playlist. i need my brain to wake up
tea
coffee
i can try to give you a few songs
Is that a playlist?
thank you for doing that!
uptown funk
things thatll wake ur brain up
music does not change anything for me it does not change my emotion or dopamine one bit
not even joking this is psycho shit
Same for me
Halal, ماشاللہ 🤲
is it
2 psychos ig
might as well recommend Initial D
This goes hard
who
i am happy that i do not enjoy it for that reason
i can put them on a playlist, I've not got much energetic music cus i usually listen to sad stuff 
me and Chessia
i saw it bbg 👨❤️💋👨
Thank you, again! I will listen to it!
yeah he has spider pfp
Cool duck why you listen to sad stuff
Hallo pepol
depression
cus i like the sad stuff
i still do not understand why people listen to sad music
tbh yea out of everything why listen to sad
i do not listen music but listening to sad music sounds kinda weird
too have their feeling validated and empathize??
IT hELp wItH My DebrEsSiOn
ig
because they are sad and they want something to resonate with
yea but that makes nothing but make em feel more sad
lol
it's an UNENDING loop
true
sounds good tho
yea i think that sad music will make you feel sad idk tho
IT DOES THO??
It does with wasting time
i have discovered that my chess skills are still intact
having your sadness validated makes you accept and overcome it way quicker
getting to know the real world more will make your forget what sadness is.
opinion diff case closed
Teach me chess 😞
magnus' fide is is 2986 wtf
And why don't you just sit between you and yourself and say ''Why am I sad'' ''how can I fix it'' ''Is There a good enough reason for me to be sad''
also thats actually taking the piss
other than listening to some guy talking about hardships
aint nobody gonna find a 13 move sequence to maintain a draw
like you overcome your own if you even have any
looks normal honestly
3000 fide soon
he's not even 2900 anymore
but can u hit the clock in that amount of time
good mindset 
u said he is
he's 2887 fide blitz now, 2986 peak
skill issue
david goggins in the chat fr fr
bobby fischer better
tbh man you not listening to music is respectable
many people say they like it as a way to escape the fact that they are addicted to it
damn someone needs to bring a clock protector
because for some reason people are scared from addictions and facing em
i was searching for david goggins who is going to carry the boats
that's not an addiction tho-
true
that's just a fear ig?
pineapple on tortilla
im addicted to mexican cuisine and my fear is the diarrhoea i get from it
well I don't see food as a bad thing unless you become obese of how much you eat
as a asian i have never had tortilla or burrito only quesadilla
tortilla on pineapple
bulimia
tortilla is just mexican pita bread
Русский?
free chocolate milk
is it just shawarma with different bread
yeah
ok
shawarma is better
да
Кто-то пожаловались меня закрыл злоупотребления
شٹ اپ
Year 2030 is when mrbeast hit a billion subs
possible
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
stfu
Someone complained I was closed for abuse???
davniiandrei2
yo bois n grils
man why u gotta say that to peaceful guy XD
i translated it
lol
οωο
sup gays gals and otherwise
arabic script shut up
Yes
what does that even mean
Idk man.
why so mean
Этим сайтом, пожалуйста разблокируйте
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
Я не умею английский
he not knoi how to talk inglis
Пожалуйста разблокируйте
he said “please unblock this site” cuz he got closed or something
Используйте Гугл переводчик
Я использую переводчик, так что извините, если есть ошибка. Какое имя у вашей учетной записи?
davniiandrei2
@grim edge why did you make me listen to Kitchen without g*n
Just so you guys know mrbeast reach 1b subs on 2030
IT'S A BOO THO
Создайте тикет и поговорите с модераторами о проблеме
as him if he knows english
he said he doesnt
he don't kno inglis
ok
idk, i felt the word is unsafe
I already said that
ur using google translate
yes I'm a slow typer in russian and in arabic
Когда я искал ваше имя пользователя, мне сказали, что страница отсутствует.
It takes me 1 million years to type smth in them
so I just use voice thingy and copy paste
i am eating this rn
لیزی
i can not send
not lazy man
the photo :(
another google translator
but the next day would start and I'm still typing
he got banned dude
you russian like fr fr
HE GOT BANNED??????
No i used google translate..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ok
wouldn't they keep the account open then?
MY BROTHER
he got closed for abuse
damn
i learnt the russian alphabet out of boredom on the weekend
free my boy russian man
WE WAS DOIN NOTHING BUT BE PEACEFUL
what?
AND ASK FOR HIS RIGHTS
free my boy russian man he do nutting wrong
his provided username shows missing page
im not confident reading it yet but I'll try learn russian
free my boy russian man
how did u do that in a weekend
@mods there is problim
you cna .@ server mods if you want
russian alphabet? it's not that hard, just like how japanese hiragana/katakana isn't hard either
<@&745328830649991179> there is problim
problemo
yeah, free my boy
I've never tried to learn Arabic before but I think I'd have more trouble with that than other languages
free my boy russian man he did nutting wrong
FREE THE RUSSIAN MAN
it has a different script
انت احمق
HE ASK FOR HIS RIGHTS AND HE SHALL CLAIM IT
is it an alphabet based script?
relakc man
ye
yea
don't worry it's less than that
it has something more than alphabets tho
pronouncing ع and غ is pain
way more than that
chinese doesn't have an alphabet, except pinyin but that's not really the language
pinyin is just to indicate what the word sounds like phonetically
Arabic is unique
yes
i will be learning arabic too maybe
where you from ?
i can read it but just have not learned it
pakistan
noice
the teacher getting mad when i cant tell the difference between ح and ہ and ھ
they all make the same sound so why different words man
I'm still trying to get the pronunciation of Здравствуйте perfect
(2)
in terms of pronunciation
یو بچ
Рус
in chinese, he, she and it are all pronounced the same
YAYYY
I'm an attack helichopter with nitros
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
chinese objectifies people hence proved
WELCOME BACK BROTHER
privet
no misgendering people in china
hopefully that is how you write it
dont let the liberals find out about this
what in tarnation
WELCOME BACC
aleman
mashed carrots?
carrot pudding
حلوا
noiuce
Bacc?
monday left me broken
yes
welcome
oh nah
گاجر کا حلوا
it is carrot halwa
it is like mashed carrots with condensed milk
Ok what
yes
Я не знаю причину вашего бана. Вы можете написать об этом в службу поддержки. Их адрес электронной почты: support@chess.com
POV : average person who identifies as furry
Как найти письмо chess
no one was buying that 💀
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
they'll have nothing to get mad at in their spare time
real
gajar ka halwa
this server makes me think the minimum age to use the internet should be 18
yes
His account got closed but he doesn't speak English so I'm trying to help him
imagine hating trusted role colour
blu better
Спасибо
their are few who already hate it
I once had that role but left server cuz it kept giving away notifs
trusted role colour is good tho
so now once I join back I not have it
so I'll hate on it until I get it
lol
then I'll start supporting it
i will be going to the gym like very soon so i might vanish
can i ask a question
ig yes
Which is y’all thingummyjigs had the audacity to ping me twice 💀
@flat kraken
how is de brogli wavelength used for photon
what is de brogli wavelength
ty
Also I found this cool puzzle on YouTube (white to move and win)
because the quantom mentagle physics of the tentumtentagrade doesn't colide with the true reason.
what
what is that position
Rc1 easy draw
yes
You actually get to mate black right after he queens
omg maybe i should just listen to Paramore
it's just for problem-solving practice
oh wait his pawn can push 2 squares, forgot about that
Rc1 bxc1 Bxc1 and then king walk to c3 and Bb2
maybe as a person who does not listen to music maybe
Good job
@keen parrot ily
🤓 😔
who are u
ilyt
Guys listen to classical music it's timeless
no
I hope music comes full circle and people start composing again
THE ONLY THING ONE SHOULD LISTEN TO IS THE TRUTH
YESSIR
no and bye i go to gym be stronk come back with big mooseclaes (fyzgob i did not say this to you)
Like actually good composition I mean
AND THE TRUTH IS THAT GO TO REAL WORLD DO PUSH UPS
they literally do
i just was smh
not my choice tho
it's just kinda boring sometimes. I can appreciate some classics, but just not my cup of tea
This your god?
Autumn stinks tho
spring my favorite
beethoven is W
disrespect but I'll ignore you
- metal
- metal
- metal
instead of paying disrespect with disrespect
metal rock and copper
nothing nothing nothing
I can play Gymnopedie no. 1
i recommend it very good
noted.
A pregnant woman was detained by security at a sporting goods store on suspicion that she was trying to shoplift a basketball.
Ik but it's so pretty
only song I could ever play on piano was maple leaf rag
👋 bye chat i go to the gym 💪
I can literally just play one thing
i am doing back and biceps
I'm more of a kalimba player (:
:)
peace sir I'll go cuz I have to go outside aswell
i used to date a pianist
allah hafiz my friend
My guy Must've been good with his fingers
Have fun at the gym Allah loves you
He fingers minors, professionally
Bumblebees have been observed to be continuously interested in and trying to play with colourful toy balls by a team at Queen Mary University of London.
The team said that the study adds to growing evidence that bees' brains are much more complex than first thought.
The scientists behind the study designed multiple experiments where bumblebees...
i broke up with him because hes too young for me. 35 years old is too young. i usually date men in their 70s

Ever dated a violinist?
70s is too young tbh
whats your age range?
you were so close to being a 10
@grim edge You can play another love on piano?
I date woman who are around 35 and men who are in their 80s
That's amazing man
Bro still using the infinite money glitch from 1923 💀 🇺🇸
Oh
if its not on the clock its time for the glock glock
@mods
i forgot, hes a chess player, too. there!
I always beat KIDs
I wanna send something here but I've been paranoid about mod pings ever since my 20th timeout
I love KID
Pink Floyd reference?
do it no snitches here dw
so the same as now?
some npc's gonna show up and ping
I am good at doing KID
if he does we all gonna jump him trust
my type
worse than being TOed
Yeah fr ( its me)
usually some npc shows up immediately after i send
if you get TOed I take ban alr?
send it
the top right
okay, Paramore-ing now
@flat kraken meme pls offensive one 
you asked for it
Go do ya homework
Nice pfp btw
My work is completed
can confirm, mods in my defence I am 15
@ser3ermods
🥶
💯
Yea
What 💀
Perfect age tbh
who tf is prophet mohammed
I'll be 16 in 2 months

<@&745328830649991179> chat full of pdo jokes and it stopped being funny a long time ago
Bro abt to get banned

Skedaddle everyone 💀
we joking about our age tho
I said 15 I am 15
wanting it with another 15 shouldnt be a concern
are you artistic or restarted
Dk what it was but i heard someone screaming so i stopped the voice note
no one asked for your validation if it was funny or not
artistic!
This one 🙏
Ping again no mods have arrived
Wait I didn't pinged mods 
I ain't snitchin smth
initiate the catalan
Mods are lacking
god I hate children
Everyone loves controversy cmon ping mods
scourge of the internet
Go look into the mirror blud
@silent quest mods have arrived and already handled most of it.
Who got to’d 💀
hopefully everyone
I dont think icarwi did anything?
he can speak for himself in dms ;)
The noisy ones probably got timed out 💀
bruh what
Go away Reddit user
??
Saint Saul
unfunny
Any discussion of sexual conduct of minors is clearly off-topic and against the rules. This is a chess server.
Clearly you lack intellect both memetically and theologically smh
@flat kraken give memes :)
Sir i didn't see icarwi talking about minors
Maybe the obvious response, but I love the Sicilian! It's so varied, with many many different variations and ideas and tactics and positional concepts.
clearly you lack knowledge and a good humor cauz that meme might be offensive to cristians (i am not a cristian but just saying)
christians*
Blud if you’re really going to yap seriously I’m ready to throw words 💀👍🏻
Yeah, I'm learning the Sicilian is like saying I'm learning Asian languages – it's far too broad.
blud wth you mean
Hey doofus and all, guess the eval.
white to move?
Yeah
You singed my eyeballs with that board
-1
+3
I would think +3 with Rd1, but this is soooo scary.
I thought Qg3
Its actually ||+0.7 surprisingly. This is from capablanca line which he didnt play||
hm.
i was somehow closer lmao
Both suggested moves drop it to +0.4

Actually, Qg3 is +0.25 Rd1 is +0.21
Im better.
As a beginner, your main focus should be on principles first. Sicilians require memorizing or at least knowing loads and loads of theory.
But if anything, play something like the Kan Sicilian, which is more like a normal opening rather than some ultra-sharp theory fest.
This is for the same reason! You are hanging a pawn!
Heres some shortcuts I can recommend.
Adopt a similar system for anti sicilians such as closed, d3, rosalimmo. Kingside fianchetos go well.
Don't learn morra smith. Transpose into an alapin instead!
This is the best plan for improvement. Sicilian is tough.
I wouldn't recommend playing that
Actually its probably fine
But 1. e4 c5 2. Nc3 should cut down your opponents lines
That's only one option of many. But it's the most common and objectively best option, the Open Sicilian. It's really sharp and tactical and incredibly varied and complicated (probably 75%+ of all Sicilian theory beginn here), to the point that everything except the Open Sicilian is called Anti-Sicilians.
doof i am learning the pirc and i need a few model games to understand the basic i deas of the opening do you have any recommendations
i was thinking more like tom and jerry
Pirc 🤢
Wing gambit
Anti sicilian or asking to lose?
deal with it 🥱
Dont listen to anything this balloon radish says.
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/94837211217
Damn, best 550 ever lol
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Bg5 Be7 6. e5 Nxe5 7. Bxf6 Bxf6 8. Bb5 O-O 9. Nc3 c6 10. Bd3 Nxd3+ 11. cxd3 Bxd4 12. Ne4 d5 13. Ng3 Qf6 14. O-O Bxb2 15. Rb1 Be5 16. Nh5 Qh4 17. g3 Qg4 18. Qxg4 Bxg4 19. Rfe1 Bc3 20. Rec1 d4 21. Nf4 b5 22. h3 Be6 23. a3 a5 24. h4 b4 25. axb4 axb4 26. Nxe6 fxe6 27. f4 Ra2 28. f5 exf5 29. Rf1 g6 30. g4 fxg4 31. Rxf8+ Kxf8 32. Rf1+ Ke7 33. Kh1 Rd2 34. Rf4 b3 35. Rxg4 b2 36. Rg1 Rc2 37. h5 Rc1 38. Rxc1 bxc1=Q+ 39. Kg2 gxh5 40. Kf3 Qe3+ 41. Kg2 Kf6 42. Kf1 Kf5 43. Kg2 Kf4 44. Kf1 Qxd3+ 45. Kf2 Qd2+ 46. Kf1 Kf3 47. Kg1 Qg2#
Hey moon can you afford to gym
Yea
I mean it’s included with the campus so
How i thought i robbed you by leaving
My recommendation is: Why look at a few?
There's no limit on the number of games available nowadays.
The only thing that's limited is your time.
So rather than looking at 1-5 games, look at a 100. chess.com's search is a bit broken at the moment, but if you filter by Pirc, 2500+, and black wins, you should still see plenty of great games.
Now I’m on campus 🙏
Nice nice!
I've lost plenty of games against the Wing Gambit! So absolutely a serious try for white.
is this feature available to peasants
the english :D
my eyes are bleeding
You don't even need a chess.com account to access it, so yeah.
english is interesting
Our states best blitz player plays the wing gambit! They even used to play the danish and won the state open with it! At the age of 12.
kay thanks
I hate it, its not like the englund gambit
There is no way to punish the nonsense completely
Play g3
Aa g6*
I like my rep. I play the english botvinnik with white, and petroff vs e4 and QGA vs d4

dang bro, you're goated 🐐
But odviously playable 🙂
Nah he played it for like 5 years against the same pool. Its not just silly traps.
Average petroff game be like
What's the Mengarini Deflected Wing?
Mengarini is 1.e4 c5 2. a3.
Wing Gambit is 1.e4 c5 2. b4.
Delayed Wing Gambit is 1.e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6/e6 3. b4.
Mrbeast
I like the wing gambit against the French and the differed against the sicillan is mid
I wouldn't play either otb tho
Doofus is trying to improve win rates of rufus and doofus
Only a blitz or bullet thing (:
(I read his bio on cc)
Any serious Sicilian player will have prepared for all three. So careful. But if black isn't prepared they're all good.
If this is your plan, might as well open 1.d4 … 2.c4 … 3.Nc3.
Basically all the sicillan ideas, the main one in the English is to feetandcheese the lightsquare bish
I play the english so I can go into QG while avoiding d4 Nf6 lines
getting better with the program
I once saw an English transpose into a queen's gambit and was revolted
I've started experimenting with the Nimzo. It's not bad, certainly throws people off if they're not ready for it.
The most common reply to 1.c4 is 1.…Nf6 though. But sure, if you know what you're doing, try this move order trickery.
The alapin English! It's what I play against the English and is a fun line, gotta know your stuff as white or you'll get melted
btw is "chesskid" really good bcz I have read some good articles about it
the website has not as much cheaters and very very inflated rating, that's all
I am planning to make a account for my brother
~kramnik
💀
I wouldn't recommend playing like this at your level. Go with a good, solid, principled opening.
I see e5 the most
2.…c6? is not good. you can simply claim the center with 3.Nf3 d6 4. d4, and black is already in trouble.
It's basic statistics 🥱
Queens gambit accepted
I've caught many people off guard with it otb
Doofus can I make a chesskid account for myself? bcz I want to beat kids 💀
bro cant move
then they play 1 ...e5 and you get mated in 6 moves
I am kid
And people online are just bad and think it's sucks u1800
I play QGA
it's great. I switched from semi-tarrasch
then you're playing the KG with white 💀
Nope, Chesskid is only for kids. The older kids will play on chess.com anyway btw…
what
I will make one for my brother. I am trying to teach him checkmate patterns rn and he is really interested in that
lmao bro gonn make an acc on chesskids to make em cry i ccc
I don't play e5

you can't play d6 in that position what are you on
Half those kids would crush a huge portion or even a majority of this chat lol
Being like 2300 at 4 months old lol
OH
💀💀💀4 monts
I don't like GQD as much as QGA
Btw I read an article in which a dad said "My kid signed up to chesskid and he used to do a lot of puzzles. It became difficult for me to beat him so when he was asleep I used to sign in his account and do puzzles. It was really good" 💀
we talkkn abt russian and indian kods
QGD is more closed and not as aggressive
QGD is rough to play for black imo unless you've got something spicy loaded
Just play the dutch
I usually go semi tarrasch
I play like 50/50 d5/dutch
Just play grunfeld
yeah fair, i made the switch from semi to ragozin the higher lvl i played
Found ragozin to be a bit more solid, but both rly good
Leningrad Dutch on top, that and stonewall
Oh shii modern scandi
:33333
i switch from semi to qga
Accepted damnn
greetings
But I still prefer QGA, plus I don't really like Dutch against the London
big switch
@primal shore 🛢️?
salutations
I don't think I have ever accepted the gambit lol
Brb class
I like playing 2.c5 vs accelerated London
Can't really do that with dutch
I mean you can but its funky
I get happy when they play the London
I think Dutch against London is good
It's like london, but made of antimatter
That’s not legal
I don't play 1. Nc6
Anti London would probably be d4 Nf6 Bf4 Nh5
Semi is solid
Lichess
yea still no I play 1.d5 vs d4
2..c5
lucy i just cooked the most delicious snitel cu orez ever but i burnt my fingie
Nh5 is better imo
my last game vs london system
Worth the sacrifice tbh
absolutely
oops i almost sent the wrong pic and got me banned
Stockfish called the move I played here inaccurate :(
try to guess what I played as black
here's the right image
h6
I played Nb3
Did you play Nb3?
I like nc7 better tbh
nc7 not a legal move
Finger slip, 6 not 7
I almost accidentally emailed my boss some furry "adult images"
Nc6 obviously
the one that starts with y?
nah
lmao i once got 1d mute for sending furries making out gif captioned "oh you play chess too?"
I took some pictures that my boss needed, and attached the furry stuff by mistake. So glad I caught it before I sent
lol
Is there a client that I can show an imagine of a chess position from an online or irl that will take the position onto an analysis board
how to get fired in two steps
@grim edge can we code that
Fr
i can absolutely code it in half an afternoon
Oh hell nah
10/10 so true
💀
it's not an original idea
Shhhh
But is it traded? Exactly
avg london experience
to beat yo ass at chess
Why do car guys exist
there's already an app
Why do chess players exist
It's public domain tho
Nh5 instead of d5*
We have to be capitalist dogs ducky
then we can't trademark it
Not our version
I identify as a baby manatee.
mfo if we copy an idea that's public domain and trademark it ourselves we can get sued 😭
Mrbeast in 2030 Will have a billion subs
why play dutch
That's not how statistics work
so you not gm yet
it is simple as training an ai to detect chess board and turn them into fen, and for it to take you to chess.com analysis or implement stockfish 16
south africa?
In January by 2025 chess.com would've had a billion users, but will the current stats they won't till 2080
This is the Chess.com profile of techragossa. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 442 (583 peak)
Blitz: 459 (501 peak)
Indonesia?
why on earth do you play dutch defense when you're 500 elo???
Christmas tree Leningrad 🙄
Oceania
*all oft is premove
openings don't really matter as long as it's reasonably sound
I'm just being a stinky head
its actuallly not that bad
yeah but i don't think it's necessary
Yeah I know I’ve played it myself
keep doing it in my opinion
are there chess players that’s not nerds
?
actually thats a good point
Me

why dont u connect ur account
ok nerd
its a new account, i closed my old one
Where can I flex my daily puzzle streak
support is soritng it out
why?
Nope im not a nerd
you know that feeling when you drop below 2000
ok 🤓
skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet
after a very long night
Projection 😩
sucks
actually this is a outright lie lol my old acc was way below 2k for a while
Your lie in april
and i couldnt get decent opponents
❤️
Sup guys
I didn't have the heart to finish it
But I don’t see why you would play Christmas tree over d6 🤷 beats me
the second i decide to play rated..
kaori dies
I know that's why😭
♙♘♗♖♕♔
save them for later guys
relatable
guys when setting up a traditional board, which way do your knights face?
towards each other
lol
forward like a normal person
that is psychopath behaviour
they need to face eachother to form their love for eachother before the game
grandmasters hate this one knight trick
we gon beat up some kids at the chess club today (simul time)
damn that is a lot of space
ah yes, one sided chess
if you play white you must stand
yes
It’s a simul so he has to walk around
i once played for 4 hours straight for like 30 bucks
bro be magnus
I’d do that too
yeah i need to sit for chess, because my blood circulation doesnt work
ye def worth it
:333333
Rookie numbers
not worth it
When?
bro acting like he would get paid at all
Jahh
anyways gtg now bye
$7.5/h is deplorable
Lmao
I lost tho
Frick
bro standing 4 hours for 30 bucks... nah
Bro doesn’t wanna leave his couch
But my trainer said he was in the same boat as me so that cheered me up
What are you doing right now? Sitting for 0
Hello moon
Hey again
When 2k blitz
yes... its a goddamn indoor game... i aint standing for it
only if its pool or table tennis
Not indoor..
Moon im gonna overtake you
But yeah it’s a board game
Bdh
I quit chess
are you acoustic
Unquit idiot
Nah, vb > chess
Volleyball?
i forgot that term hence used indoor my b 
Yeah
Volleyball hard af
atleast i feel good
Net works too tho
guitar fr
I padeled with some a my homies
If I could go out and play chess for 4 hours to bag myself 30 every now and then I’d jump on that
Then he’s just bored
💀💀true
:3
eyes and nose?
:3)
no he's on his mating season
that lasted like 2 months bru
we ducks have a mating season
damn
woah
alright lol
god damn
ducks have it the worst when mating bro don't ask me how i know
I know. For every male u need like 3 females if i remember correctly
the opposite
yeah
did u really watch one
and they can kill the female sometimes
WHA
drown
when mating
yo what
Yeah
because there's 3 males trying to mate with 1 female
Do u watch casual geographic?
sometimes yeah
it's national geographic
He has good animal videos
nature aint fair
No, im not talking about the channel. Theres a youtuber called casual geographic
oh
yeah i watch him
I used to watch national geographic and discovery and animal planet channels as a kid but now i just watch yt
dont 😄
child me loved watching lions brutally mutilate gazelles
yeah i used to watch him
he made a video about duck mating i think
the guy that hates dolphins right
lol
yeah that's where i got it from
just exposed them cause theyre overrated
remember bear grylls?
No, i didnt watch him
oh come on
i remember an aussie guy
im sure u know him tho
i know him
maybe i dont know him
anyone remember pawn stars?
I watched that whole thing
s sir
Anyone wanna play?? Elo is 1k
I'm 1k in usfc
imagine if his microphone was off
yo
Chess id plz I'll send challange
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Nah I was joking it's close to 1000 tho it was 972
hell yea
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No one cares
bro they killed a sheep when i was born grabbed it's filthy blood and my nonna rubbed it on my forehead and they put me on the dead body
y ping me? im not even a mod 
they did some sort of ritual bro
just ping mods bro😭
here we go
pinging literally everyone aint a good idea bro
i should be a mod fr tho
@vital acorn
dont know how tbh 
a brilliant move is just a sacrifice
Ez

some brilliants are just shit brilliants bro
?help trusted
Good morning everyone
Be active too
like "wow you sacrificed a piece to win a pawn good job!"
Bro don't tell me you were up all night
?
no bro
i woke up at like 7-8 am
Oh OK 👍

There's school chess games at my school, tho the absence of coordinates on the board poses a challenge during while we play.
nah it's easy
you win a pawn
just get better at coords lool
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Yeah tho they do help
I get the idea but maybe he won't go back to the game place with the knight
It's a type of gamble
if he takes your horse then you take the pawn and his horse is pinned
help in what bruv
unless you have a whole necklace over there you wont need coordinates
I mean it is but it can still go back
then you take the knight with the bishop and do bishop f7 on the next move
that looks like a penguin on a slope
fax
There is Ke7 too
After bishop gives check
yeah king takes and you win the queen
But if the knight goes back I win the queen cuz the king can't go there
No one is that dumb to take
Unless it's forced
yes
wanna play an unrated game
bro your gf and friends disappear if you take schizo pills
don't take that shit
unrated
that's why i ate my psychiatrist 🗣️
yeah bro that's what i'm saying
Hello!
that's bad accuracy
sup moaz
blunders are something
and
is something else
yo, nothing much bro just learned how to checkmate with two bishops and gonna learn bishop and knight mate
Yahh 😅
Smash
Someone play me?
yass come
guys i saw this sequence but there was another one i missed
they are 11 you sicko
who is the goat hikaru or magnus
kasparov breh
real
im talking about humans not chess robots
They?
3 in a row
has the bird ever stated if they are a guy or girl?
if its unknown then you use they, that's how English works
same
they is used when its more than 1 person
also when its unknown
Duo is a girl
i had a draw with stockfish using stockfish hints (i used hints for every move)
I gyatttt to try this new bot
why, cause you're attracted and don't want to be gay?
you learnt it?
duolingo 'murdered my intire family so its a girl(only a girl would do that)
@tawny saffron nice name
should have seduced her smh
my first language is arabic smh
english and arabic + trying to learn french even though i hate it
hii
Nice scp pfp
Say something in Arabic
you learned how to speak arabic not learned arabic
talk to me in arabic
arabic is much deeper
khara
low rated players dont have any value wow

dont disrespect arabic like that
speaking is much easier than learning it


