💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

May the god and anime on ur side

[celest berry]

It was a low squad depth, an average manager and not very many skilled players

[stable mirage]

omg hi 🥐

[wooden rain]

i feel bad for mbappe

[celest berry]

Maddison has carried you this season. With his injury you will be out the top 5 within 2 weeks

[peak plank]

what about it

[grim edge]

Bro got a little shy lol

[peak plank]

I mean yes inappropriate words yeah

[upbeat viper]

Music not okay

Yeye

[grim edge]

Wait what yall mean

[peak plank]

but why is that a clip

[grim edge]

If i mute the music would it be ok

[celest berry]

Kane, to my knowledge, has been you best player ever

[grim edge]

Check mate

[upbeat viper]

Also, uninstall Tiktok

[grim edge]

Brb lemme mute

[celest berry]

All that, yet they still can’t win anything

[grim edge]

chess

[peak plank]

I tried queen odds vs a 900 today

[celest berry]

If City get done they’ll win an FA cup I believe

[peak plank]

I lost

[hallow gate]

i

[upbeat viper]

Easy no ?

[wooden rain]

who wins the trophy for worst platform, tik tok or twitter?

[grim edge]

am

[celest berry]

One goal shouldn’t define a career as good as Kane’s

[grim edge]

What ur guys opinion on Robert Lewandowski

[hallow gate]

crazy stupid love

[celest berry]

Yes he missed. But many would have then

[hallow gate]

lew

[grim edge]

Norman Hackerman

[wooden rain]

10/10

[hallow gate]

mewing

[grim edge]

W

[celest berry]

Prime or current?

[grim edge]

anybody got any irc channels

[grim edge]

Prime

[wooden rain]

but will never replace messi

[celest berry]

Very very good. Top tier

[grim edge]

why yall talking about sports this is chess cord

[grim edge]

U know who at messi level kaka

[celest berry]

Blame the goalkeeper. You could just as easily blame the defence for conceding twice iirc

[wooden rain]

why are you surprised, its discord

[fickle rampart]

Next month chess.com will be partnering with the premier league

[peak plank]

Bast, can you nerf 300s pls

[celest berry]

A penalty isn’t an open opportunity

I don’t know where you live where there’s no goalie between the sticks for a penalty

But there was definitely a goalie there

[upbeat viper]

Distract em with pawns

Throw pawns on em

[celest berry]

that is an open opportunity

[peak plank]

XD

[sick meteor]

for the past few days is been a dead vc

[celest berry]

So?

[fickle rampart]

Speak to them in French in game chat during the game

[grim edge]

Somehow I got more confident at 1400 than 1300

https://tenor.com/view/hi-forrest-gump-forrest-gump-wave-gif-24548822

[celest berry]

He hit it too hard. Oh well. Why does that drop your opinion of him by so many levels?

[grim edge]

L no gifs

[celest berry]

That was fine I swear

[celest berry]

I didn’t pick up a swear word

[grim edge]

real

Why are all my memes being deleted..

[celest berry]

@grim edge , are you a Tottenham fan?

[stable mirage]

#😆〡chess-memes

[grim edge]

[celest berry]

I’m so sorry

[peak plank]

Brilliant this.

[fallen valley]

Felt

[celest berry]

Nope

Guess again if you wish

[grim edge]

Me going from 1400 to 1100 in one day

[grim edge]

whats the context behind this if there is any

[celest berry]

Man Shitty the 115 charge club

[grim edge]

Basically me going from 1400 to 1100

[celest berry]

Nope. Had a teacher that loved em tho

[grim edge]

Dunno

[celest berry]

Nope. Hell tf no . Absolutely no way in hell. No

[upbeat viper]

Oh btw

We reached 80k people here

[grim edge]

w

[celest berry]

Chelsea, brother said. They spent a billion quid only to end up in League 1

No. No. No

[upbeat viper]

Idk when but probably not so long ago

[fallen valley]

Impressive

[grim edge]

Great u should give us free premium

[fickle rampart]

Gotham City got this server beat

[celest berry]

It’s a good club

[upbeat viper]

Sure, claim the black Friday offer

[grim edge]

Bruh the credit card thing

[hallow gate]

no

[upbeat viper]

Rip

o7

[stable mirage]

fr

[celest berry]

@grim edge https://tenor.com/view/soccer-celebration-jubel-trainer-fc-gif-20993780

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

I feel like this server could become much much more active

I mean, it's relatively quiet for 80k people

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldiño-gif-25372999

[upbeat viper]

(which isn't a bad thing for #💬〡improvement-talk, it'd get too spammy there too :') )

[grim edge]

yeah improvement talk feels dead a lot

i wish it wasnt as dead

[grim edge]

i will make it active

[open crown]

Hello chat

[upbeat viper]

[celest berry]

..It’s a chess server

[upbeat viper]

So?

[celest berry]

With no specific purpose oriented to member retention

[upbeat viper]

🤔

[celest berry]

Basically why would people join if they don’t like chess?

And chess isn’t a sport where people talk about it a lot

[fickle rampart]

You could say that about any server

[celest berry]

At least in a place like Discord

[celest berry]

Please, look at the Fortnite discord

[grim edge]

omg they have so many questions in #💬〡improvement-talk

i cant even answer them. im just 750

[fickle rampart]

Oh goodness that server must be out of control

[celest berry]

Precisely. Active to the point of bursting

Because it’s a game, and hundreds of million of people play em

[upbeat viper]

150million players on chess.com btw

[celest berry]

Chess, it’s nowhere near as big as something as active as an official game server. Simply because it’s not active

[upbeat viper]

👀

[celest berry]

And how many of them are willing to make a Discrod account?

[fickle rampart]

Chess.com could def do a better job of promoting the discord server

[celest berry]

Less than 1%. Even 0.1%

[fickle rampart]

To convert more users

[upbeat viper]

But sure, less people playing chess than big games

Yeye

[celest berry]

Compare that to some games, that’s a poor rate

[grim edge]

my tummy hurts 😭

[celest berry]

That’s my point. Glad we see the same way

Now I’ve gtg. Safe

[fickle rampart]

Maybe they can give membership away if you link your chess.com account to discord

[upbeat viper]

If they were to add a discord link somewhere in the social thingy on site we'd get more people here

[peak plank]

Somone get anitta

[upbeat viper]

Wot

[fallen valley]

You can answer a couple of the basic ones like "what time controls should I play as a beginner" if you read the FAQ

[peak plank]

or direct them to the FAQ message

but sad why 15 second slowmode

why not 10 second or smth

too short

add increment

[fallen valley]

Minimum

[grim edge]

1440+0

[grim edge]

oh okay. i will check FAQ and pin it or sum

[pallid plinth]

860+100

[fallen valley]

That better be measured in days

[fallen valley]

Yeah you're already doing good

[peak plank]

fr, 0+1D

you can pin messages for urself?

what discord extension is that

[upbeat viper]

Where

[grim edge]

i cant

[peak plank]

inprovement talk

[fickle rampart]

Ah the max is 120 + 60

Chess.com doesn’t let you make it longer

[fallen valley]

Inprove your spelling

[grim edge]

real

[upbeat viper]

Lowered it to 10sec

Should be more enjoyable

[grim edge]

10 sec most gigachad tc

[peak plank]

ill work no nit

[slender pike]

sup?

[grim edge]

sup

[stable jungle]

Hey @slender pike, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[slender pike]

thanks

[peak plank]

unity can you connectmessage

[finite jasper]

🗿

Kramnik an ACM of statistics

[grim edge]

I do. I watch them play or do puzzles. You should stream your games next time.

and explain why youre moving your pieces in a certain way

[peak plank]

Checked my message requests and apparently somone thought I was a mod

[grim edge]

honestly, i just want to commend R_Doofus and the people who continue posting insightful stuff in #1040028251965358121 . it's W. anyway, time to read some stuff now

[fallen valley]

No cheating accusations please and thank you

[tulip lichen]

gm

oh the chat is dead

this shi is rare bru😭

[tulip lichen]

you should be tho

oh

[fiery beacon]

Water is disgusting ngl

[tulip lichen]

DRINK WATER

[fiery beacon]

I can’t stand any type of water besides spring water.

[tulip lichen]

BREATHE AIR

[fiery beacon]

I need the caffeine 😭

[tulip lichen]

cold water

numbs your tastebuds

and makes it refreshing

[fiery beacon]

I prefer it warm

[tulip lichen]

you monster

[fiery beacon]

It ain’t refreshing to me

It’s just kinda disgusting and weird

[tulip lichen]

what's thanksgiving btw

and why do they celebrate it

check my roles

[fiery beacon]

I just drink spring water, Gatorade/Powerade (is there a difference in these two?) and soda

[digital phoenix]

I don’t think that’s enough

[tulip lichen]

why

[digital phoenix]

Mitzu is dead

[tulip lichen]

masr

so they basically act like they're farmers after harvesting

because they feel like it

[digital phoenix]

Is it thanksgiving

He’s calling u a farmer

[tulip lichen]

i said my country

egypt

that's what the locals call it

egypt is the english name

[fiery beacon]

Pretty much. It’s pretty much just adopted from super religious farmers

[tulip lichen]

fr

bro being a farmer aint shameful

[digital phoenix]

Bros destroying every other culture

[tulip lichen]

there's farmers in my family

idrc

[fiery beacon]

Even the city folk like unity do it

[tulip lichen]

fr

[digital phoenix]

unity is a pheasant

[tulip lichen]

bro

[fiery beacon]

Even city folk act like farmers one day in the year

[tulip lichen]

TF YOU MEAN EGYPTIAN GOD

THIS AINT ANCIENT EGYPT BRU😭

[digital phoenix]

U don’t understand shit do u

[tulip lichen]

bro it's a harvest

it's the same thing bru

but with mentally unstable people

fr

yeah that's why americans do it

they eat everything in front of them

bro in some countries there's american sized foods frfr

[digital phoenix]

Hence increasing obesity rates by 200%

[tulip lichen]

yeah that's it rn

but the harvest celebration was actually them working for the food

not getting it from the supermarket

[tulip lichen]

do the roar

[opal kernel]

want tp join my chess club on the app ?

[tulip lichen]

ay he's getting away do smthen

[tulip lichen]

no self promo

sorry bro it's the rules

no egypt is in america

no shit bruh egypt is a north african country😭

gn

[fiery beacon]

Goodnight

❤️

[latent pebble]

Don’t act like Egypt doesn’t have high obesity rates 🥴

[fiery beacon]

I said goodnight to you 🥺

[peak plank]

Gib

[tulip lichen]

who tested

[latent pebble]

Doesn’t Egypt have a higher obesity rate than america

[tulip lichen]

😭

[fiery beacon]

Ew French accent

[tulip lichen]

who tf told you that bro

[tulip lichen]

goodnight

[tulip lichen]

do the roar

[latent pebble]

Egypt is fat man you can’t deny it

[tulip lichen]

sure bro

anything to help you cope lil bro

[latent pebble]

I’m not even American what do you mean cope

[grim edge]

Chess is for nerds

[tulip lichen]

nvm

we don't eat cheeseburgers as a snack

that's what im trying to say

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[tulip lichen]

bro my people live on foul medames and ta3meya

[latent pebble]

Middle East North African food very high calorie

[lament jacinth]

No it isn't

[tulip lichen]

bro

it's just because ta3meya is fried

so they say it's very high calorie

literally anything BUT ta3meya isn't fried

[lament jacinth]

Literally the only fried middle eastern food in existence

[tulip lichen]

and we still put vegetables in it

it's falafel and other vegetables

like onions and tomatoes

not crunchy water

[regal rain]

i tried some falafel. it's nice

[tulip lichen]

on it's own

or did you eat it with some egyptian bread

[regal rain]

on its own

[tulip lichen]

bro

the best part is the egyptian bread

[regal rain]

never tried egyptian bread

[tulip lichen]

did you at least it with some onions or tomatoes?

[grim edge]

hello!

[regal rain]

hiii

[grim edge]

Skibidi Rizz! Sigma in Ohio be like:
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Me: inhales Boiiii!!!!! 😂🫱 IM A UNICORN ;_;

[regal rain]

[tulip lichen]

bro😭
that's like ordering a cheeseburger and saying you only want the patty

[grim edge]

i have a science assessment worth 90 marks

[tulip lichen]

that's like ordering fries without salt

[grim edge]

im fukkkkkeddddd bruhh

[regal rain]

yeah there were tomato and onion

[tulip lichen]

alr good good

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

better get it done!

[latent pebble]

Is the patty the meat

[tulip lichen]

at least you got something right

no shit

[regal rain]

i'm wondering where i can get a shawarma

[lament jacinth]

Um

[regal rain]

i hear it's a chicken wrap

[latent pebble]

Are you in a bad mood

[lament jacinth]

Idk where

[lament jacinth]

No

[latent pebble]

Where do you live

[lament jacinth]

It's a wrap. You can get beef. Chicken, lamb

[tulip lichen]

so much

[tulip lichen]

do the roar

[regal rain]

not anywhere near the Middle East, that's for sure

but i am planning to visit there again sometime

[tulip lichen]

there's shawarma spots in england

[latent pebble]

There’s shawarma spots everywhere

[regal rain]

go do your assessment thingy now

[tulip lichen]

there's a lot of scams there tho

[lament jacinth]

My discord name is literally shawarma

[tulip lichen]

be careful

[tulip lichen]

do the roar

do the roar

[latent pebble]

What

[regal rain]

yeah do the sharoarma

[tulip lichen]

do it

[grim edge]

by order of the peaky fckng blindaaaaahhhhhhssssss

[lament jacinth]

Meow

[tulip lichen]

did you watch shrek forever after

[regal rain]

oh god it's you again

[latent pebble]

no

[tulip lichen]

thanks daddy (not you this is the dialog)

[latent pebble]

Idk names

[tulip lichen]

ay he's gettin away do smthen

[tulip lichen]

search up

do the roar shrek forever after

[harsh coyote]

@tulip lichen

[tulip lichen]

hi

[tulip lichen]

what do you want from me fetus

just say it

[harsh coyote]

Your dog

[tulip lichen]

my dogs not that color

[harsh coyote]

Yes

[tulip lichen]

and he's sleeping right next to me

[latent pebble]

Oh I’ve seen it

[latent pebble]

Dog in house?

[tulip lichen]

yes

doggy sleep next to me

BRO

I BEAT HERMIT 3-0 IN IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY

IN SF2

you're you im him

[harsh coyote]

No

I'm Batman

[fallen dawn]

YES! 343 ELO.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mack Also_mack (heya_mackplayschesstoo)

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Rapid: 343 (473 peak)
Blitz: 224

[tulip lichen]

fr

[finite jasper]

I never get why ppl friend request randoms

[tulip lichen]

they trying to pull

but unity a catfish

[finite jasper]

💀💀💀

[harsh coyote]

Is that a dog

[pallid plinth]

God damn I was so close to 1600 elo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thrasher7230

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Rapid: 1580 (1596 peak)
Blitz: 1117 (1150 peak)
Bullet: 699 (710 peak)

[harsh coyote]

Skill issue

[pallid plinth]

Ur lower than me /:

[harsh coyote]

I don't use chess.com though

[pallid plinth]

I don't remember asking?

[harsh coyote]

Lichess discord server is dead asf so here i am

[tulip lichen]

no it's a rug

or a plushie ig

[harsh coyote]

Maybe

[grim edge]

hi chat

[zenith star]

@spark spruce

I don’t have permission to speak

[rain hinge]

What a minute

[stable mirage]

hi :3

[grim edge]

How do i connect my chess account to my discord?

In chess.com it says i am connected?

i dont know

Happy thanksgiving

[echo kestrel]

Nobody knows

It's actually impossible, it's just something we like to troll people about

So yeah, now you know our secret

[brittle cosmos]

Can someone please explain the difference between trusted and connected and how to get them
I can’t see anything about it anywhere

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

I can't tell if you are trolling or not

[grim edge]

I hope u do reach 1600 :)

[brittle cosmos]

Nvm I see now

[tulip lichen]

do /connect

then wait for a few days

[mystic stream]

Wassup chat

[brittle cosmos]

Nice trusted now

[grim edge]

I am legit already connected

[brittle cosmos]

You gotta do /connect

[grim edge]

I just did that comment

I got linked to chess.com
there i could see that i am already connected

[brittle cosmos]

Hmm idk then

[grim edge]

I just stay unconnected then ig?

[brittle cosmos]

But once you’re on the chess.com website you have to scroll down to where it shows different things to connect to. And make sure that discord is already connected. And if so then do /connected and it should work

[grim edge]

/connected

huh?

well it shows that discord is connected but what now

[brittle cosmos]

Wait it’s /connect

Make sure you do it thru the bot

[grim edge]

That comment links me to the chess.com website with the part where i can see that i am already connected to chess.com with my discord

[brittle cosmos]

Hmm Irdk then
Maybe try getting a mod they could probably help more

[grim edge]

Uhh should i just ask in #1039943660839641139 then?

[brittle cosmos]

That would be fine
You could also just ping a mod or something it would prob be faster

I doubt they’d mind

Whatever you want to do

[grim edge]

@narrow dune uhm sorry for ping but i'd like some help from a mod as i am confused here

[brittle cosmos]

So it looks like this to you?

[grim edge]

Yes

[brittle cosmos]

Hm it should work then
Pretty weird

[grim edge]

Why cant i post images?

[grim edge]

You just joined the server. You need to have a "trusted" role

how do i get trusted role

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[peak plank]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

ough

[fiery beacon]

Ough

[kind crag]

Guys, i have my first ever chess tournament tommorow (arranged by my school) how do i practice right now?? I've been practicing but, for some reason i play worse in real life compared online, because for the majority i play chess online :p

[grim edge]

Wow what a journey, damn i wantee to show a position

Ah oka so just wait 7 days lo

[peak plank]

Well.. you also have to be connected

[grim edge]

best practice u could do would be to get some sleep tbh

[fiery beacon]

AM NOT TRANS

[grim edge]

🏳️‍⚧️

[kind crag]

💀 how do you know.....

[grim edge]

I am connected, that's the point that confused me as i thought that i only need to be connected until now

[fiery beacon]

AM MORE MALE THAN THE MAILMAN

[peak plank]

A school tourney? Too easy. You don't need training.

[peak plank]

You are not connected

[grim edge]

sleep makes your calculations quicker and better and will settle ur nerves amigue

The website tells me that i am tho

eep

[peak plank]

Are you connected to the correct discord account

[kind crag]

well, its not just from my school, other schools too, and im afraid some kids will be better than me,

[grim edge]

I think so, how do i find out

[grim edge]

Huh

[pallid plinth]

I did (:

[grim edge]

go to your chess.com account click settings then click connected accounts

[twin moon]

At my high school, there is one guy who is 1800, and after that there are some 1300s and 1200s and that’s about it. Could be someone better but not that I know of

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[twin moon]

So there may be a few very strong players but you should be good overall 👍

[brittle cosmos]

Oh I forgot about that 😭
Sorry lmao

[echo kestrel]

Same

[echo kestrel]

Bro a school chess tournament? I wish we had those

[grim edge]

Is it possible to do this on mobile, cuz i struggle finding it in app as well as on website

[brittle cosmos]

I’ve lost almost 100 in like 2 days bc I haven’t played in like 3 months

[kind crag]

im like 1400-1500, but probably worse on board,

[brittle cosmos]

#reaction-roles

[kind crag]

i've gotten so used to playing chess online

[silk drift]

I don't think so

[brittle cosmos]

Don’t mind me

[echo kestrel]

Eh you'll be fine

[pallid plinth]

Finally hit 1600

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thrasher7230

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Rapid: 1600 (peak)
Blitz: 1117 (1150 peak)
Bullet: 699 (710 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

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Rapid: 2123 (2180 peak)
Blitz: 2181 (2190 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2217 peak)

[echo kestrel]

Bro what is your bullet...

[grim edge]

Okso i disconnected, and selected this discord account again uh

[twin moon]

Point is, considering there are likely more worse players, you have a good chance of being able to warm up against someone weaker

[grim edge]

yea it seemed to work?

[worn ice]

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 749 (963 peak)
Blitz: 564
Bullet: 608

[grim edge]

Beautiful...just beautiful

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> seek313

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 984 (1136 peak)
Blitz: 551 (639 peak)
Bullet: 624 (698 peak)

[brittle cosmos]

Lmao

[stable mirage]

happens

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Akash Kunal (iamakashofficial)

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Name: Akash Kunal (iamakashofficial)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1055 (peak)
Blitz: 1071 (1172 peak)

[silk drift]

I barely have any friends to play with on chess.com

[brittle cosmos]

Where are the reaction roles for your rating?

I can’t find it

[grim edge]

I think so

Thanks for the help

[nimble tulip]

Hi

[stable mirage]

it uses your account

[vague burrow]

quit

[stable mirage]

you already have the rating roles

[vague burrow]

you play chess what ya expected

[nimble tulip]

And I want learn chess

Ironic

[brittle cosmos]

Ah okay thanks

[peak plank]

Nah, I remember going to a school district tourney and the second highest rated was rated 900. The highest rated was me.

You'll be fine

[nimble tulip]

I just started playing chess tho

[kind crag]

unlikely

[silk drift]

yeah I know

[pallid plinth]

What age group

Do puzzles

[kind crag]

its a highschool, im 15, there might be people older than me and much better

[grim edge]

Still join the VCs or type on general chat.. see you around

[silk drift]

what's your rating?

[nimble tulip]

Yeah teach me too some new beginnings move

[peak plank]

And if it's only a school district tourney then I'm guessing the rules are very weak which means there is no clock

I'm also in HS. And still the strongest player ig

You definitely would be fine

Don't worry

[kind crag]

there is a clock, its a combination of different schools.

[pallid plinth]

Fr high school and the second highest rated was only 900/:

[peak plank]

Time control?

[nimble tulip]

I told you just started one month ago I get time on weekends only to play so here I am

[grim edge]

I told myself the same thing. I even told my mom today. She just laughed at my message to her. Kewl, yeah?

[nimble tulip]

I don't have a rating

[peak plank]

*1900

[kind crag]

im not sure, but i heard 10 mins? but im really sure

[pallid plinth]

Few ok

[peak plank]

Small difference but it's basically the same thing

[pallid plinth]

Good

Now do more

And memorize them

[grim edge]

Motivate tourself to get 2000 rated elo so when you join a school tourna itll be ease cause most opponents are like 900-1200

[kind crag]

my friend, who is like 2.5x better than me said another friend of his who is much better than him will be coming

[rocky vale]

My school doesn't even have these

[pallid plinth]

Middle school or highschool

[grim edge]

There was a school tourni in my highschool i got 1st place i checked and ask my opponent's rating after each match and most answers i recieved was 600-1000😀

[kind crag]

what is your rating?

chess.com?

[nimble tulip]

I'm here for teacher hunt

[pallid plinth]

Fr I've never played a tournament but jm 1600

[grim edge]

I was like 1200 that time so i suck myself,rn am like..20 elo left to be a 1400

[rocky vale]

Aren't you only 1200 too

[grim edge]

1381

[grim edge]

Cool! Was this like two years ago?

[stable mirage]

I recommend

[peak plank]

2000

[kind crag]

wanna play? you won that tournament, so i guess your good. pls?

[grim edge]

No just 1 month ago ;-;

[stable mirage]

especially for fast tc

[grim edge]

Oof sure,ill prolly lose

[kind crag]

i need practice!

[grim edge]

Lemme send you my profile in dms

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2258 (2275 peak)
Blitz: 2356 (2391 peak)
Bullet: 2306 (2358 peak)

[pallid plinth]

How long ago did yall start chess and what's yells rating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peak plank]

Get rest.

[grim edge]

I started 4 months ago

[peak plank]

The best way is rest.

[nimble tulip]

Teach me some new beginnings

[pallid plinth]

Yallls

[peak plank]

@grim edge btw what was this

[kind crag]

the tournament will be 3:30 am tommorow, and its 10:50 pm in my timezone rn

[twin moon]

Well all you can do is your best

[peak plank]

MST? Pog

[pallid plinth]

I started 5 months ago and I'm 1600

[grim edge]

@kind crag check dms

[kind crag]

inv?

[grim edge]

I started mid November and I'm still 750

[peak plank]

What state cuz we're in the same timezone

[grim edge]

Why did he get muted LMFAO

[peak plank]

Idk

[iron barn]

of last year or smth?

[grim edge]

I would like to wish you luck, but you're a skilled player. You'll do great

[nimble tulip]

Can you teach me then🥺

[grim edge]

No I'm not good. I'm bad

[grim edge]

what rating are you

[nimble tulip]

I bet I'll be more bad than you

[grim edge]

I've been playing random games since December of last year. It all started with chess in the park then chess.com. I just started learning chess this month.

my eye hurts when i blink for some reason

[grim edge]

If you need help, check #1040028251965358121

[nimble tulip]

I don't know my just started sudden interest

[nimble tulip]

Sure

[twin moon]

Heartaches (I believe that’s the name of the real song) still gives me existential dread every time I hear it lmao

[pallid plinth]

Hiw long have u been playing?

[grim edge]

im going to guess 100-400 then

[nimble tulip]

Let me see

[spring cosmos]

I just got my first game without any mistakes or blunders!

[echo kestrel]

Fun fact: It took me 11 years to reach 1000

[pallid plinth]

How?

[grim edge]

On and off for a year now, I feel like I need a mentor fr

[rocky vale]

Ain't no way

[echo kestrel]

I'm bad

[wide jolt]

Y’all

[echo kestrel]

Yep, it's true

[wide jolt]

I found the most disturbing thing in my cooler

[echo kestrel]

From 2006 to 2017, I was under 1000

[rocky vale]

You old af

[spring cosmos]

wanna challenge me im like 20

200*

[pallid plinth]

I wish j had one but u can still improve a lot by urself I've been playing about half the time as u so u don't gotta listen

[brittle cosmos]

Like 17?? That’s not that old lmao o

[echo kestrel]

Wait nvm it took me 7 years, I didn't start until 2010

[stable mirage]

chess

[echo kestrel]

Oh wow that's quite low rated

[rocky vale]

Not you

[echo kestrel]

I'm currently 2150 btw 🙂

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2123 (2180 peak)
Blitz: 2181 (2190 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2217 peak)

[brittle cosmos]

Ik

[spring cosmos]

gfu

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-gif-19836590

[brittle cosmos]

Damn that’s good as hell

[rocky vale]

He would have needed to start at 4 or something

[echo kestrel]

Tyyy

[iron barn]

750 and u started learning this month isnt bad, i took way longer to get to 750

[grim edge]

Niceee

[echo kestrel]

Lol yep I did

[rocky vale]

[brittle cosmos]

Yeah I might’ve misunderstood something

[fiery beacon]

I wish someone would do that to me 🥺

[brittle cosmos]

Damn

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1164416211992457247/1176788334710882358/images_12.png?ex=6570248a&is=655daf8a&hm=ebb56c5001f862b0a1667ce405773d928d7259c7fb6ede6a26e6370d3ad91360&

[brittle cosmos]

Not our secrets being leaked

[fiery beacon]

I wanna be treated like that with the doors open 🥱

[vague burrow]

FRR

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ganyu-pat-gif-26282342

[grim edge]

[fiery beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[peak plank]

Why draw

[grim edge]

You're better than I am. 1600 in 5 months. Impressive!

[peak plank]

@grim edge @kind crag why draw

[stable mirage]

drawing is painful

[grim edge]

Chess.com restarted the server

[stable mirage]

I’m terrible at skribbl

I hate everyth

[grim edge]

And aborted our game

Imma get some sleep too bad the game ended as a draw

[grim edge]

Not really. I blunder a lot of times. If you're fine, we can sit in a VC and play chess then review

[stable mirage]

yes that is definitely 2489 thanks chess.c*m

[grim edge]

Aim for the moon u might miss but u still might hit a star

[grim edge]

Bro this actually hitted me hard thank you.

[dreamy siren]

Nice! Much better flex than "look at my brilliant move!"(with an image of a basic calculation that happened to involve a sacrifice)

[grim edge]

Mhm ^^

[stable mirage]

I was just highlighting that it said the wrong number but thanks I guess

[grim edge]

lol

[grim edge]

How about this one

[echo kestrel]

It's literally not

[abstract folio]

BRO INSANE IM A 1000 PLAYER AND BOT SAID I PLAYED LIKE A 1700

[dreamy siren]

Why am I looking at a checkmate position? What are you asking?

[stable mirage]

you chose a bad time-

[echo kestrel]

Yeah it's said I've played like a 3000 before

[grim edge]

Bruh

[iron barn]

im omw to school rn i cant

[grim edge]

well beating a 2500 is cooler than a brilliant move

[finite jasper]

What about this?

[iron barn]

gladly would tbh

[echo kestrel]

Meh not really

[grim edge]

brilliant moves are easy to get

[grim edge]

same when i beat a 2800 with 91 accuracy

[finite jasper]

Higher puzzle rush than 2 GMs

[dreamy siren]

Performance ratings on chess.com are a marketing scam. Once a 400 sent a game where they got a perf of 2500 then I put the game through game review on my 2100+ account and it gave them 1100.

[echo kestrel]

Woah guys look

[grim edge]

nice

[abstract folio]

;-; here the chess community comes, ruining my seconds of true happiness...

[grim edge]

fax

[peak plank]

I got 1200 performance rating once 😄

[echo kestrel]

Yeppp

[grim edge]

funi 2910 stalemate

[stable mirage]

ooh nice score is that 3 min

[finite jasper]

Yessir

[grim edge]

i meant some other time

[stable mirage]

search Hans stalemate on youtube

[finite jasper]

The Danya one?

HOW IS HE SO GOOOOOD???!

[stable mirage]

the whole compilation

[finite jasper]

😭

[dreamy siren]

No one's source of happiness should involve them getting deceived

[stable mirage]

but yes that one is the iconic one

[finite jasper]

Oh no

I shall take a gander

[abstract folio]

Yea but i didn't know i was getting decieved and so I thought I was a god until they came and knocked me off my pedestal...

Like im not balaming them tho im justs joking

[dreamy siren]

Well this is whoever implemented the dishonest algorithm's fault. Not the people who felt a moral obligation to help people getting deceived realize they're getting deceived cause they feel it's the right thing to do

[abstract folio]

... yea i just said that its not their fault and I was just joking...

[severe oxide]

Writing a 2k word essay the class before its due goes crazy

[dreamy siren]

As a whole I suggest you don't blindly trust the game review features on chess.com to maximize your improvement cause you'll get misinformation sometimes. It's better to take them with a grain of salt and then use the engine itself to analyze the lines and get the truth a lot more consistently. A lot of that chess.com game review is flawed algorithms scewed to emotionally appeal to beginners rather than give them the truth all the time

[echo kestrel]

It happens to me

[abstract folio]

...yup thanks

stark

[twin moon]

This bed is made for my bigger dog 💀

[dreamy siren]

No problem

[echo kestrel]

@abstract folio Starky is known for hating chess.com btw

He also blocked me because I'm a troll

[dreamy siren]

I'm known for speaking facts though. Let's be honest here

[echo kestrel]

Wow first time you've mentioned me in a month

[dreamy siren]

Yep clicked the block message cause I was tempted. Glad I did

[abstract folio]

Ohhhh thats whyy...

[finite jasper]

@stable mirage his dog tier mic makes it so much funnier 😭

[dreamy siren]

Cause you could've sabatoged my good deed

[abstract folio]

But then stark why are u in the chess.com server

[stable mirage]

lolol

[dreamy siren]

To help the deceived people

[abstract folio]

: o do u use lichess then

[dreamy siren]

Yep

[stable mirage]

spending more time here though probably

[dreamy siren]

But I'm dead serious about the game review having flawed algorithms scewed for marketing

[echo kestrel]

Ah I see

[echo kestrel]

Yeah

[abstract folio]

Ah I see

[echo kestrel]

I'm deveived. Help me 😭

[dreamy siren]

Like with brilliants. They hit people the aesthetically pleasing blue color with the double exclam combined with the emotional appeal with telling them they did something brilliant. A deadly combination to blind people from using their rational thinking so they don't realize the moves aren't anywhere near consistently being brilliant in reality

[abstract folio]

💀

[stable mirage]

lol

[abstract folio]

[echo kestrel]

I live for brilliants

[abstract folio]

That is actually pretty big brain

[echo kestrel]

I sac pieces on purpose just to try to get a brilliant move

[abstract folio]

Kinda sad ngl

[dreamy siren]

Ngl I totally forgot what caused me to decide to originally block you

[stable mirage]

illogical list #3 fr

[dreamy siren]

@abstract folio this person is definitely trolling

[echo kestrel]

My chess speaks for itself. This is just blitz btw

[echo kestrel]

Oh dw I can remind you 🙂
I play Duras, a refuted opening

[abstract folio]

Its your calling trust

[dreamy siren]

Means absolutely nothing

[echo kestrel]

It means I played 1223 wonderful moves

The engine loves me

[stable mirage]

if you were really trying you would have >0.5%

[echo kestrel]

Btw I don't even understand positional concepts, I just try to play like an engine every game

[dreamy siren]

It means you played 1,223 moves that fell under a flawed criteria for brilliant moves on chess.com

[echo kestrel]

That's how I learned chess

[echo kestrel]

Nahhh they're 1,223 absolutely wonderful moves

[dreamy siren]

You're reminding me why I originally blocked you

[echo kestrel]

Yep, I am 🙂

[grim edge]

coca cola mixed with rootbeer is so weird bc it definitely tastes like only one of them but u cant tell which

[abstract folio]

why cuz person over here is absolutely wonderful?

[dreamy siren]

Alright but I can tell you're a troll so whatever

[echo kestrel]

For realll

[abstract folio]

Arent we all? Sigh

[stable mirage]

whismy pls no wasting root beer

[echo kestrel]

@abstract folio Join me in attempting to get as many brilliants as possible 🙂

[abstract folio]

YES

[echo kestrel]

Yep, I am. I play refuted openings

[abstract folio]

I WILL SACK

[echo kestrel]

All my openings suck I just hope my opponent doesn't play them correctly

[grim edge]

i drinking am it 🙏

[dreamy siren]

Cause he's clearly trolling and acting like he's serious in a way where deceived people are likely to take him seriously unfortunately cause they just won't realize he's just trolling and not being serious

[stable mirage]

oki :3

[grim edge]

:3

[abstract folio]

U know englund gambit counts as brilliant... 💀

Im just gonna start low

[echo kestrel]

Hehehe I'm great at deceiving people

[abstract folio]

and englund some players

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[echo kestrel]

Dang really??

[grim edge]

@echo kestrel ooo oooo deceive me ooo

[signal onyx]

Yes!! Fianlly 500 elo

[abstract folio]

Yea i played a match where i did it (bishop queen variation btw) and when I sacked the bishop for the queen it counted as brilliant...

[echo kestrel]

This is my opening

It's refuted

[abstract folio]

[echo kestrel]

Dang that's wild

Frrr

[abstract folio]

So tru

[echo kestrel]

It's the best opening there is

Right @dreamy siren ?

[stable mirage]

probably better than caro at least

[echo kestrel]

Fax

Is this sad?

My winrate against Duras is 20%

[stable mirage]

play Nf3

[grim edge]

mine is like 25% or smth

[echo kestrel]

I can't even beat my own refuted opening even though I know all the correct moves

[stable mirage]

instead of ef

[grim edge]

i used to always lose to it for some reason

I said to myself: "if I lose I'm gonna go sleep" and now I have won three games in a row

[abstract folio]

Waitwaitwait does lichess have a server? Cuz i wanna and copy stark's words exactly and call lichess 'having a flawed system' 🤣

[echo kestrel]

I once said "If I win I'm gonna get a shower and go somewhere so I'm not late" I lost 12 games in a row

[stable mirage]

they do but I don’t think they would appreciate it

[grim edge]

That's why I always bet with losing cause it will happen, no matter how hard you try

[stable mirage]

also what flawed system is there for lichess to have

pretty much everything is objective

[abstract folio]

💀 Sigh and then we have the people that remind me not to be the worst person in the world 😭

[echo kestrel]

Alr maybe it's not exactly 12 but it's close enough

[abstract folio]

Woawoa kid then why dont u just go on then to the dark side

[echo kestrel]

But yeah this day didn't go so well

[abstract folio]

oof

[echo kestrel]

Yeppp true

[abstract folio]

the day of brilliance

[stable mirage]

[echo kestrel]

Btw on this page I won 11 games, drew 3, and lost 36

[abstract folio]

Yay

[echo kestrel]

Ikr

[grim edge]

Observe esta partida de #chess: Artioros vs chertisc - https://www.chess.com/live/game/94544940239

[worn ice]

Artioros (1035) vs. chertisc (986)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qe6+ 4. Nge2 h5 5. g3 h4 6. Bg2 hxg3 7. fxg3 Nc6 8. b3 Bd7 9. Bb2 O-O-O 10. d3 Qe3 11. Qd2 Qxd2+ 12. Kxd2 g6 13. Raf1 Bh6+ 14. Kd1 Nf6 15. Nb5 a6 16. Nbd4 Nxd4 17. Nxd4 Ng4 18. Rxf7 e5 19. Ne2 Ne3+ 20. Ke1 Nxg2+ 21. Kf2 Ne3 22. Bxe5 Nxc2 23. Bxh8 Rxh8 24. Rc1 Nb4 25. Rc4 Nxd3+ 26. Kg2 Ne5 27. Rxd7 Nxd7 28. Rh4 g5 29. Rh5 Nf6 30. Rh3 c6 31. Nd4 Kd7 32. Nf5 g4 33. Rxh6 Rxh6 34. Nxh6 b5 35. Kf2 Kd6 36. Ke3 Kc5 37. Kd3 Kb4 38. Kc2 Ka3 39. Nf5 Kxa2 40. Nd6 Ka3 41. Nb7 Kb4 42. Kb2 Ne4 43. Nd8 c5 44. Nc6# 

[grim edge]

This gotta be the weirdest checkmate I ever seen

[echo kestrel]

Went from 2180 to 1992 on this page 😭 😭 😭

[supple imp]

Bro I need to know who fcked up so bad for my school to have to explicitly say "no weapons" on this school trip paper

[echo kestrel]

Then went down to 1853 a few days later

Before going 20 wins, 3 draws, 2 losses in a 25 game span a few days later and going all the way back up to 2150

[brittle cosmos]

I mean maybe someone brought like a pocket knife or something

[echo kestrel]

Ikr

[stable mirage]

tilt moment

[keen parrot]

skill based matchmaking

[echo kestrel]

Fr 😭

[stable mirage]

speaking of tilt

[keen parrot]

hehe

[echo kestrel]

Dang they want you to lose

[novel moat]

Yeah you need to lose

[pallid plinth]

Lol

[supple imp]

True but I don't thing they'd ban it because of that

[brave solar]

Anyone up for a match? I am around 800

[brittle cosmos]

Yeah

[stable mirage]

lmao

also turn on highlight moves pls

[supple imp]

One of my friends threatened another with a karambit and someone in our class snitch, despite that they never had to say no weapons allowed

I wonder what even counts as a weapon in this case

[keen parrot]

a karambit is a knife

[civic vector]

who wanna 1v1 chess with me??

[echo kestrel]

What you rated?

[civic vector]

js play and u will see

[echo kestrel]

Kk send challenge link

[civic vector]

no u

let's play 1 min

[echo kestrel]

Kk one sec

[civic vector]

kindly send link

[echo kestrel]

https://play.chess.com/qSmYB

[supple imp]

No shit, but it's a cooler looking one

[toxic valley]

I hate greenpawn

[echo kestrel]

@civic vector

[civic vector]

wait a min my network lag

[supple imp]

And you don't find a karambit in the average kitchen

[civic vector]

I accepted it? @echo kestrel ?

[spring cosmos]

anyone up for a match?

[echo kestrel]

Uh it didn't work

https://play.chess.com/pEXsg

[civic vector]

wait a min laggg fvckk

[pallid plinth]

160 elo ganggggg

[toxic valley]

Another game ends in draw

[pallid plinth]

I'm 160 elo /:

[echo kestrel]

Bro why did you draw this

[toxic valley]

50 move rule

[echo kestrel]

Oml

This is literally a winning position

[pallid plinth]

Bc he doesn't know how to check mate with 2 bishop

[keen parrot]

its literally mate in 15 or smth

[echo kestrel]

@civic vector are we gonna play..?

[storm kelp]

yo

[toxic valley]

I could won that if 50 move rule was replaced to 300 move rule

[echo kestrel]

It's not that hard to win ngl

[storm kelp]

anyone wants to play ?

[stable mirage]

this isn’t crazy tablebase

[civic vector]

go send link

sorry

[echo kestrel]

Kk one sec..

[spring cosmos]

sure

[south badge]

Ok, which site we playing on?

[spring cosmos]

chess.com

[storm kelp]

can i send the link here ?

[grim edge]

ough

[storm kelp]

idk

[spring cosmos]

sure

[acoustic mason]

:3

[storm kelp]

https://play.chess.com/V4gXt

[civic vector]

u guys know big poop gambit

[stable mirage]

hai :3

[civic vector]

@echo kestrel

[south badge]

Anyones wants plays a game?

[civic vector]

me

send link

[south badge]

Cc or lc?

[civic vector]

whatever u want (1mins only)

[echo kestrel]

One sec

[south badge]

https://play.chess.com/DQBnw

[flint trench]

any french player wanna play me

[stable mirage]

you should ask the french man

[supple imp]

Down with the French
Down with the French

[flint trench]

😭

[supple imp]

Especially bast

[keen parrot]

Down with the French

[flint trench]

/: anyone j wanna play a game lol

[supple imp]

I'm confused now, do you mean the French opening or a French person

[flint trench]

opening

[storm kelp]

sure

[echo kestrel]

True

[supple imp]

What's your rating

[flint trench]

https://play.chess.com/Zq7AM

[supple imp]

Real

[flint trench]

1600 im not rly good

[civic vector]

one more @south badge senf link

[south badge]

Ight

[supple imp]

Well you're bad enough for me to play h4 or h5 and win

[south badge]

I rematches u

[civic vector]

send link that doesn't work to me

[south badge]

https://play.chess.com/m1Rxr

[nimble niche]

do you think i can beat you in 3+0 with a5 h5?

i have around 50% winrate with it against 2100s

[supple imp]

Idk any French theory though so I'll pass

[supple imp]

Ye 100%

[supple imp]

I'm not even good in blitz I'm a rapid merchant

[flint trench]

wanna play then

i have a tourament tmrw so any help is appreaceated

[toxic valley]

White blundered triple royal fork

[supple imp]

Idk French theory

[flint trench]

u can play whatever

i need to generally review lines so it works

[supple imp]

10+0?

[flint trench]

time control?

[supple imp]

Ye

[brittle cosmos]

[acoustic mason]

French theory is easy just surrender

[grim edge]

ough

[flint trench]

sure

[acoustic mason]

harp

[civic vector]

who wanna play with me 1min

[civic vector]

don't hesitate to send link

[flint trench]

@supple imp https://play.chess.com/mtEpe

subniif did u join r is it some1 else

[supple imp]

Let me get inside my house

[flint trench]

kk lol

[supple imp]

Wasn't me

You got linked sniped ig

[flint trench]

lmk when ur back im gonna review my theory till then

[solid cairn]

how do i make custom lichess texture pac

[flint trench]

i forgot so much lmfao

[civic vector]

who wanna play with me 1 min

[supple imp]

I'm a minute away

[flint trench]

ll

kk*

[supple imp]

Ight I'm back

Can I send a lichess link since idk which account a cc link will send me to rn

[mint crescent]

guys im in a match and it says i will gain points if i lose

is it a glitch ?

[supple imp]

Ye

[supple imp]

But you will actually gain points if you lose (I think)

[flint trench]

uhh

[mint crescent]

im gonna lose points if i win

[flint trench]

i dont have lichess acc but sure ig

[civic vector]

who wanna play

[supple imp]

https://lichess.org/Nq82tFjp

[mint crescent]

wait so should i just resign if im gonna gain points

[brittle cosmos]

Yes
It’s just a glitch you still gain when you win and lose elo when you lose

A visual glitch

[mint crescent]

oh ok

[subtle cove]

Hello

[subtle cove]

Not so funny

[echo kestrel]

Yo I was just thinking of this song

[solid cairn]

ik thats why i sent it

[subtle cove]

Phonk version is good too

[stable mirage]

thanks lichess

[grim edge]

if i lose i get +8 points in chesss.com ..lol glitch

[subtle cove]

Why it's blunder

[solid cairn]

bro why so many lichess users in here get a life go kick rocks your fellow degenerates are in discor d.gg/lichess mfs 💀

[analog matrix]

What's wrong with lichess?

I don't use it for playing but I'm petty sure it's just better than chess.com

[severe oxide]

nothing

[solid cairn]

no its not

lichess is garbage it hurts my eyes

and mu soul

[wintry scarab]

Anyone wanna play blitz

[severe oxide]

shut up loser

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[solid cairn]

shut it 1500

[solid cairn]

nuh uh its trash thats why yo lichess server is dead

[severe oxide]

cranked out a 2k word essay in the class it was due

[severe oxide]

“1000-1199”

[solid cairn]

me fr

Ok

give me 5 reasons why lichess is better than cc

[brittle cosmos]

People really go straight for making fun of peoples elo instead of actually having a normal convo

[mint crescent]

everyone getting this glitch

[severe oxide]

free

[solid cairn]

so is cc skull

[severe oxide]

ads and game review is pay walled

[solid cairn]

why is man with chinese cap there

[solid cairn]

just use adblocker 😭

[grim edge]

Exactly

[grim edge]

😂 lol i want this glitch to be true

[severe oxide]

all the good shit is pay walled

[mint crescent]

u get points if u win tho

[solid cairn]

then just buy membership 💀

[mint crescent]

i got points for winning

[severe oxide]

why would i buy one when everything is free on lichess??

[subtle cove]

How to activate that hlich

[grim edge]

An adlicker

[grim edge]

yeah i know .. but i am noob so lol i want +8 points on losing