💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

gen alpha

[severe oxide]

fr

[grim edge]

fr

[glossy radish]

thank goodness i don’t have tt

cool i don’t give a damn

[nimble niche]

no 13 year old answers maybe to a question of, "are you 10?"

[glossy radish]

maybe

[keen parrot]

maybe

[severe oxide]

kids these days can’t comprehend the concept of lying about your age

[grim edge]

@fluid stirrup learn how the pieces move, learn opening principles (take control of the center, e4/d4 if possible, activate your pieces, that's the basics) and don't blunder aka take time to think with each move and if you have problems with playing 10 minutes play 15 with an increment of 10s per move

bruh my girlfriend plays genshin 😭 idk weirdos attract weirdos 🤧

[glossy radish]

guys i’m good at lying

i’m 13 btw

[keen parrot]

😭😭😭😭

[nimble niche]

when i was 12, i said i was 13 online and got away with it for a year

[grim edge]

convince me that your better at me in chess

[glossy radish]

i cant

[lament jacinth]

Can confirm you're terrible at lying

[grim edge]

[lament jacinth]

Can confirm you're terrible at lying

[glossy radish]

so you’re definitely 10-11

[glossy radish]

meow

[severe oxide]

Thank God for the younger generation that don’t have to experience the hell of Omegle

[unborn smelt]

How old are u

[glossy radish]

OENDOEKDNR THE AMOUNT OF HRNY PEOPLE THO

wait i got a guy to quit smoking tho

[lament jacinth]

Wot

[severe oxide]

i’m 16

[grim edge]

he probs lied to u

[glossy radish]

i’m sure he did. i still like to believe he quit

[keen parrot]

when is your birthday

[severe oxide]

august 29th 2007

[unborn smelt]

You still a child too hahah

[glossy radish]

ew august kid

[grim edge]

Anyone born after 2002 = beta

[nimble niche]

doxxed + found your address

[keen parrot]

ok phew still younger than my gf

[remote fractal]

one day you will rot old man

[grim edge]

rainbolt type shit

[severe oxide]

i was suppose to be born august 28th but hospital was full

[glossy radish]

are you worried he’d steal her

[glossy radish]

lmao 💀

[lament arch]

bro this chat be wilding

[keen parrot]

nah she is short af incho would never be interested

[remote fractal]

hospital?? like spaklecare hospital!?!?!

[lament arch]

im telling moderator rn.....

[severe oxide]

i needa farm those nba players

[glossy radish]

incho doesn’t like short girls? lmaoo

[grim edge]

Buy a bottle of alcohol then say that to me 💀

[keen parrot]

yeah idk why

[lament arch]

@fading roost

[glossy radish]

me neither

[keen parrot]

she is short short though

[severe oxide]

i never said that

[remote fractal]

ew no alcohol tastes bad

[lament arch]

isn't this inappropriate @fading roost

[glossy radish]

myyy baddddf

[nimble niche]

incho's gonna marry a 4'10 girl

[grim edge]

Moms held you in for 24 hours wdf💀💀

[glossy radish]

liya’s 4’10

[lament arch]

who wants to play me

[grim edge]

You got the jist smh

[severe oxide]

i was overdue and they were gonna use some hospital shit to pump me out

[keen parrot]

147

[glossy radish]

pump you out lmfaoo

[grim edge]

i'm born a month earlier you got nun on me

[glossy radish]

vimun is your girl shorter than me

[grim edge]

My boy said fck the world im not coming out

[severe oxide]

real shit

[nimble niche]

i was born 11 days early

[glossy radish]

i was born on my birthday

[keen parrot]

shes 4'11

[severe oxide]

i was born like 3 weeks late lmaoo

[grim edge]

i was born at a very young age

[grim edge]

GOD SAMN bro ain't you like 6'?

[keen parrot]

yep lmao

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[keen parrot]

im stealin the 5'6 dudes hopes and dreams F

[glossy radish]

why are girls interested in tall guys? i don’t see what’s the problem with short guys

[grim edge]

Am back from school,what did i miss

[keen parrot]

not much

[severe oxide]

social media

[keen parrot]

they just need someone to carry them ig

[glossy radish]

what about social media though? brainwashed

[nimble niche]

bigger body = bigger d

[grim edge]

Nice aqua

[severe oxide]

social media says 6’ or it’s BADDD so people believed it

[grim edge]

Huh

[grim edge]

the forbidden fruit of the internet maybe

Turquoise**

Jf

Aqua?

[glossy radish]

sigh. if you’re short then the height must’ve gone somewhere else tho right?

[grim edge]

Yo

@grim edge Wanna play a game am on semestrial break now

[glossy radish]

people are stupid

[grim edge]

Yea let’s play but i was drunk off my ass like 2 hours ago fyi

[keen parrot]

hole mole

[grim edge]

Oof too bad,what does being drunk feel like anyway am curious

[glossy radish]

alright night night children

[keen parrot]

night night

[glossy radish]

i’m off to bed. y’all behave

[nimble niche]

so ive got a 14 incher?

[glossy radish]

they also say there’s more inside. i’ve got more inside than outside

[keen parrot]

im regularly having conversations with myself

[grim edge]

You get lightheaded and relaxed, whatever you stressed about fades in the distance and it’s easier to smile just drink water or you’ll puke like me 😂

[glossy radish]

dude i’m so tired i’m sputtering nonsense

bye

[grim edge]

You might lose some balance too

[remote fractal]

tgirl save me

save me tgirl

[ionic steppe]

the conversations in my head be more heated than a court of law

[grim edge]

Rapid or blitz @grim edge

[nimble niche]

what about your wallet

[grim edge]

I dont buy regularly only drank for celebration

[grim edge]

Rapid

[keen parrot]

it feels good

[grim edge]

Challenge me to unrated

Bet bet yea im not playing ranked rn lol

You got my user right?

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[grim edge]

Oof i never drank before might try a sip when i turn 18

[keen parrot]

smh such a city girl

[grim edge]

Aye man im a city boy and ive gotten piss drunk multiple times

[grim edge]

Just being a good girl to parents

[stuck kestrel]

as if drinking is a good thing

[nimble niche]

my mum is very against the idea of drinking since my grandfather died from liver complications (I don't know if it was cancer) because he was a drinker

[grim edge]

Nobody drinks for taste tbh

[keen parrot]

it can be a not bad thing

[stuck kestrel]

Yeah

[flint junco]

yo chat

[twin moon]

Hellllooooooo

[keen parrot]

bruh what? there are def occasions for drinking for taste

[flint junco]

found out that elephants have five legs

[grim edge]

Not in america lmfao

[stuck kestrel]

liver is an underrated organ

[flint junco]

fifth leg is huge

[nimble niche]

i had a drop of beer once but that was tasteless

[grim edge]

Most alcohol tast like shit

[stuck kestrel]

id say liver is more important than heart even

[stuck kestrel]

Its an acquired taste

[grim edge]

Kill me

[flint junco]

i will

[stuck kestrel]

do it urself

[flint junco]

bye chat i got school

[keen parrot]

bai

[twin moon]

Different time zones

[grim edge]

weren't you gonna unalive me

[stuck kestrel]

discord man finds out about timezones

[slate bronze]

white theme

[flint junco]

nah i wanna keep u for now

[stuck kestrel]

shocking discovery

[nimble niche]

i remember one time a guy here was unironically saying that timezones don't exist

[flint junco]

bye oil

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[flint junco]

bc they don’t

[twin moon]

Didn’t trump nor know about time zones?

[grim edge]

light theme*

[stuck kestrel]

do u think biden does

[grim edge]

is the dark one heavy or what lmao

[flint junco]

light mode

[grim edge]

flight mode

put your discord into the flight mode

[flint junco]

right mode

[severe oxide]

new food just dropped

[twin moon]

Yea probably, mainly so he can understand what time various ice cream companies run around the world

[grim edge]

sweet home alabama

[stuck kestrel]

can u stop sending these

[flint junco]

yeah i’m done for today.

[nimble niche]

pork is haram

[lament jacinth]

I've never wanted to delete discord more

[nimble niche]

wait that's minced beef

[stuck kestrel]

delete it. do it please

[grim edge]

Wait, if they say alabama mama, do they have sex with the state itself?

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

deleting discord might be good for all of us

[severe oxide]

don’t knock it till u try it

[keen parrot]

oh so it was haram when i uh yo momma last night

[grim edge]

bruh

Wow

wow

autism

[stuck kestrel]

real funny

[grim edge]

exquisite taste of food

[nimble niche]

the consumption of animal genitals and testicles is haram

[twin moon]

Autumn

[grim edge]

what is life

what is love

[grim edge]

If you translate Hitler's wiki page from Laotian to English he'll be called Autism with the capital A

[stuck kestrel]

even if it wasnt haram thats still disgusting

[grim edge]

the pop tart really solidifies the taste of that grinded meat

[stuck kestrel]

how do u know that

[lament jacinth]

Quit yapping

[stuck kestrel]

how do u know

[twin moon]

A compilation of hormones and perspective of the conscience that is influenced by environmental and possible genetic factors

[grim edge]

google starvharv on yt

[remote fractal]

neeerrrrdddd

[grim edge]

nuh uh hear me out, meat between two pop tarts ?

[stuck kestrel]

the release of hormone oxytocin

[remote fractal]

its... epic?

[stuck kestrel]

and serotonin

aka love hormones

[twin moon]

And dopamine

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-logging-off-logging-off-discord-pink-hair-anime-gif-25356100

alright bye

[stuck kestrel]

yeah but thats not confined to love, its for any happy moment

[twin moon]

See ya Zax

[twin moon]

Still part of love

[stuck kestrel]

bye

[twin moon]

Same thing applies to serotonin

[remote fractal]

buhbye

[lament jacinth]

@lime lava I choose you

[keen parrot]

bye

[grim edge]

I'm still the anime girl after I leave

[vague burrow]

Tysm! now I am never eating anything in my entire life without getting reminded of this

[twin moon]

The irl guy isn’t even that bad looking 🥲

[stuck kestrel]

just replace it with a picture of a 50 year old neckbeard

[grim edge]

just imagine the fluffiness of the pop tart and then the disgusting taste of grinded uncooked meat in your mouth, MMMM! tasty dude.

[vague burrow]

F*CK YOU

[lament jacinth]

CELESTIAL

[stuck kestrel]

imagine the painful death youd die from the parasites present in that uncooked meat

[lament jacinth]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

please don’t antagonize me. i havent done anything to you.

[vague burrow]

Help me

[nimble niche]

you know what's even better? pineapple on that thing

[grim edge]

Im quite hungry now

[stuck kestrel]

liya what have u done

[vague burrow]

eat this

[grim edge]

Gg

Any body 1400+ here i can spar with

[stuck kestrel]

Gg

[grim edge]

You’ve improved since we last sparred

[grim edge]

Yepp

[stuck kestrel]

sure but im pretty short so my combat skills arent good

[grim edge]

Guess i have to train for offbeat openings now smh

[vague burrow]

Why ur role color so god ahhhh

[grim edge]

....

[grim edge]

Double booster

[stuck kestrel]

and not sure why chess elo matters

[vague burrow]

dammit i am poor

[grim edge]

Anybody here 1400 + rated i can spar ;-;

[grim edge]

Dw ill eventually get my nitro expire and my boost

[stuck kestrel]

Ocean water doesnt have that many parasites. Use water from Marshes , swamps and algae infested ponds etc

[stable mirage]

no 1400+ doesn’t exist

[finite jasper]

And stagnant water especially

[grim edge]

Um...should i call the mods for this..

[stuck kestrel]

Make sure u store the water in a cool, dark and damp place so the microbes increase

[vague burrow]

snitches get stictches

[umbral wind]

It’s that stupid I don’t think so

[nimble niche]

suggestion for improvement: use swamp water

[stuck kestrel]

If you do then he”ll find you and do that to you

[vague burrow]

FCK U

[grim edge]

honestly you're right about this

Fin has spoken,i cant comply

[stuck kestrel]

most exquisite british food:

[grim edge]

but I doubt one would drink swamp water since it would look disgusting and smell disgusting

[stuck kestrel]

dye it

[grim edge]

I live at the other side of the globe

and about the smell?

[maiden sorrel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[stuck kestrel]

i forgor

[grim edge]

Nice pfp btw green is my favorite color @grim edge

[grim edge]

I look at the rules before sending the message and in fact I did not see anything breaking the rules by me sending that message

[grim edge]

Whole show is a fever dream

How do you find so much time to grind? If i had that much time i’d prolly be 1300 already too💀

Im gonna grind for 2 weeks and get to 1400 this week

And thats a promise

if the mods time me out then that's on them I won't complain but I don't see a problem with it after reading the rules before sending it

[stuck kestrel]

what

[keen parrot]

wtf lmao

[maiden sorrel]

wdym

[vague burrow]

random shit xd

[stuck kestrel]

thats not true lmao

[grim edge]

how busy are you

[vague burrow]

help me 😭

[stuck kestrel]

someone lied to u?

[nimble niche]

do you all have some mod ping fetish or smth?

[stuck kestrel]

fr

[grim edge]

real

[grim edge]

Only you would have this 😂

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/member/xx_getflaggedkiddo_xx

[grim edge]

Trust me am famous for these kind of stuff

[grim edge]

Sometimes i only get five games in a day

[twin moon]

The average master player:

[grim edge]

10m games?

[vague burrow]

[maiden sorrel]

yummy

[grim edge]

15

[stuck kestrel]

delicious

[maiden sorrel]

I would eat that

[maiden sorrel]

EVEN BETTER !!!

[grim edge]

Im not letting you get more than 200 elo away lol 😆

[stable mirage]

could we stop posting garbage

[stuck kestrel]

are those worms

delicious

[grim edge]

Even if i gotta make time

[vague burrow]

holy mother of potatoes

[maiden sorrel]

why don't you

[stable mirage]

??!

[vague burrow]

[maiden sorrel]

your a

[stuck kestrel]

someone ping server mod

[stuck kestrel]

please anyone

[wraith saddle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-i-cant-take-this-shh-no-more-jump-off-suicide-gif-15872103

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[grim edge]

Could this chat be any weirder?

[maiden sorrel]

Dude that food is legit better than mcdonalds

[stuck kestrel]

its healthier but it looks disgusting

[maiden sorrel]

@server_Mod

[nimble niche]

how do you guys stand looking at mcdonalds food but not this

[stuck kestrel]

atleast mcdonalds looks good

[nimble niche]

true

do worms have protein?

[maiden sorrel]

Look i don't mind being fat

[grim edge]

Probably

[stuck kestrel]

yea

bugs and worms have protein

[nimble niche]

ive sent worse things here before

[maiden sorrel]

proof pls

[grim edge]

I gotta sleep the rest of this faded shit off

[nimble niche]

in southeast asia people eat crickets

[grim edge]

Sober life has officially claimed me.

[nimble niche]

it all got deleted when I got timed out

[maiden sorrel]

lol send me it in dms

[lament jacinth]

Scipio ticked it and moved on. Did nothing

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Lmao

[nimble niche]

i don't remember everything ive sent here

[maiden sorrel]

wait are u a mod

[lament jacinth]

I am actually

[vague burrow]

undercover actually

[nimble niche]

scipio loves those toppings

[maiden sorrel]

get outta here

[grim edge]

You would just ban anyone you dont like

[lament jacinth]

Not capping im a mod

[maiden sorrel]

why are the cops on my ass 24.7

[old thistle]

If we had to warn and mute people for nonsense posts then this whole chat would be dead

[keen parrot]

liya is doofus

[old thistle]

Don't

[lament jacinth]

Hi my fellow moderator of this jolly server

[finite jasper]

🗿

[maiden sorrel]

@lament jacinth your a fraud, I'm taking this to court

[lament jacinth]

you're*

[keen parrot]

you're

[maiden sorrel]

you're such lovely people

[grim edge]

didnt know that shes a mod

[vague burrow]

undercover

[grim edge]

She is NOT a mod

[lament jacinth]

Didn't know that I was one either tbh

[maiden sorrel]

wait ur a mod too?

[grim edge]

This server would go up in flames

[grim edge]

are you a mod?

[lament jacinth]

Idk am I?

[vague burrow]

you and i drink the poison from the same vine

[maiden sorrel]

who tf is liya anyways

[grim edge]

🤦🏾‍♂️

[lament jacinth]

OH I LOVE IT AND I HATE IT AT THE SAME TIMEE

[vague burrow]

HIDING ALL OF OUR SINS FROM THE DAYLIGHT

[lament jacinth]

Oh my gosh I sung that song

[grim edge]

you said you were a mod, well, anyway

[maiden sorrel]

I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM CAN'T TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT I GAVE YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE

[vague burrow]

Wait really!!!!

its one od my fav

[lament jacinth]

Yes

[hallow gate]

oh

[maiden sorrel]

@grim edge 🤬 😡 💢 😠 👿

[grim edge]

youre lucky i cant sleep right now

[maiden sorrel]

Why

[maiden sorrel]

gl on 700!, I hope you don't hit it!!!

[severe oxide]

do not let bro know about rating roles

[vague burrow]

😭

[maiden sorrel]

wait whats that

[grim edge]

Expert troll in case you didnt know

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/juice-wrld-rapper-dreadlocks-hiphop-legend-gif-17520631

[raven ice]

gotta love 2am games'

[maiden sorrel]

CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT I GAVE YOU

[grim edge]

ITS TO THE POINT WHERE I LOVE AND I HATE YOU

[vague burrow]

fr

[grim edge]

ite i need to sleep fr

[maiden sorrel]

I THOUGHT U WERE THE ONE

[grim edge]

LISTENING TO MY HEART INSTEAD OF MY HEAD

[maiden sorrel]

YOU FOUND ANOTHER ONE

[grim edge]

BUT I AM THE BETTER ONE

[maiden sorrel]

I WONT LET YOU FORGET ME

CANT TAKE BACK BACK THE LOVE THAT I GAVE YOU

[umbral wind]

Oooop she said you’re lucky. Personally I wouldn’t have it

[maiden sorrel]

YOU RUINED THE SLIENECE

you won't be forgiven for that crime

[grim edge]

ε:

Hello Alejandro! Did you miss my presence?

[umbral wind]

Not really

[grim edge]

Alright

[maiden sorrel]

dmdemdkemdkemdekmdekmekmdkemdkemkemdkemdkemdkem

[vague burrow]

isnt that lucid dream

[umbral wind]

Forgot you were here ibr

[maiden sorrel]

thanks captain obvious

[twin moon]

Heyo

[vague burrow]

wlcm

[thorny lake]

best move for black ?

[maiden sorrel]

Np

[maiden sorrel]

Qg5

[grim edge]

I forgot that you existed

[umbral wind]

Bxh2

[keen parrot]

most likely bxh2 qh4

[maiden sorrel]

QG5 IS BRILLIANT DUDE

[vague burrow]

Bxh2+

[umbral wind]

I’m glad it went both ways x

[thorny lake]

real

[maiden sorrel]

play it

I'm 2800 in blitz btw

[vague burrow]

wow

[grim edge]

and I thought that it would kill me, but it didn't and it was so nice
so peaceful and quiet

[maiden sorrel]

Jst don't check my roles and all will be fine

[vague burrow]

ok

[maiden sorrel]

who wants to get rizzed up

[twin moon]

Me

[maiden sorrel]

What's your name?

[vague burrow]

try me

[twin moon]

Benjamin

[umbral wind]

you thought it would kill you not seeing me for a couple days? i knew you were obsessed, but not THAT obsessed

[thorny lake]

dasmond

[maiden sorrel]

or can i just call you mine

[thorny lake]

[twin moon]

No thanks, I don’t swing that way

[vague burrow]

W

[maiden sorrel]

shit

[grim edge]

its joe

[maiden sorrel]

joe mama wanna be my mummy

[vague burrow]

its jeffery

[grim edge]

hmmm honestly, I would've stuck around for ya, would've fought the whole town, so yeah, would've been right there, front row even if nobody came to your show but you showed who you are, then one magical night

[maiden sorrel]

who wants to me my sugar mummy

[trail prism]

I'ma make Manganese Heptoxide at school wish me luck cuz I think I'ma get expelled

On short explosive

[vague burrow]

are u from Tennessee ? because u have really ugly teeth

[maiden sorrel]

are u from tenesee? because your the only 10 i see

[grim edge]

your humor ticked my little fingers

[vague burrow]

wait so u are saying I am 10 year old

[grim edge]

📸

[wooden zenith]

Gotta love bullet… won this on time

[grim edge]

exposed caught sending to chris hansen

[maiden sorrel]

bro im 15 idiot

[vague burrow]

OMG I AM CALLING TCAP

[maiden sorrel]

Are you part phone charger? Cause, I’m dying without you!

[vague burrow]

Logically speaking u are not a phone and if u were i am not a charger

because i am a human being

[umbral wind]

Honestly i woudlve done all that and more, i wouldve walked across the globe, gave you everything. but now i know its not returned.

[maiden sorrel]

Can I take your picture? I need it to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

[wooden zenith]

When you were born, I was playing Mario on my DSI XL

[thorny lake]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1169521907494826035/image0.gif?ex=6555b527&is=65434027&hm=66a31e0077cb1afed8c475f83ddbe7d7996fe84949c5e28dbf5594de8108a569&

[vague burrow]

No.

[maiden sorrel]

come on

[vague burrow]

nope

[maiden sorrel]

you know you want to

[wooden zenith]

[maiden sorrel]

ahh fqck i give up you win. GG woman

[vague burrow]

My fridge is hotter than you lil bro

[grim edge]

I'd go back in time and change it but I can't, so if the chain is on your door, I understand

[maiden sorrel]

thanks bbg

[vague burrow]

wlcm

[wooden zenith]

Bro I haven’t heard any news about Frank in a while, is he still gaining elo

[grim edge]

Breh why did that got deleted

[severe oxide]

Wtf was that

[wooden zenith]

Good

[grim edge]

Some fever dream video

[umbral wind]

I dont hold grudges. There's always time to reverse it

[grim edge]

Good because it turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you
wishing I'd realized what I had when you were mine

[viral epoch]

FINAL

[grim edge]

What in the kdrama sh*t is this..

[viral epoch]

FLASH

[graceful lintel]

[vague burrow]

not this guy

[graceful lintel]

Whyy
Why u bullying me

[vague burrow]

Are you a banker?because you need to leave me a loan.

[graceful lintel]

okay as ur wish

block me or smth

[grim edge]

helo chat

[umbral wind]

And don't get me wrong, it's a good heart and its golden but it's been stolen and on top of that its been broken. So i was hoping you could be the change i never had

[vague burrow]

I am joking

[graceful lintel]

[twin moon]

Where did you guys get the script? Hot topic?

[vague burrow]

akward silence

[twin moon]

shit that was a bad joke

[umbral wind]

Yknow what they say, every bad story always comes with a happy ending so ive been wondering where you been girl and who you been with

[graceful lintel]

tried my best tbh

[vague burrow]

you love me ?

[graceful lintel]

I don't like boys smth

[vague burrow]

||i am lesbian ||

[graceful lintel]

Oh understandable

[vague burrow]

happens

[umbral wind]

i aint gonna lie to you i don't want us to end yet and i hope getting together dont mess up our friendships

[vague burrow]

hey u can still be my lil bro 👍

[graceful lintel]

okay

[umbral wind]

so why would i pick up a penny when i got myself a dime?

cos shawty you fine.

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-happy-happy-happy-cat-happy-dancing-cat-gif-716006509349864265

[stuck kestrel]

he looks like that one cringey youtuber

fred or something i forgor his name

[graceful lintel]

idk I just opened insta yesterday and saw him

he's everywhere

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-computer-kill-your-self-gif-25432024

[umbral wind]

@grim edge those are all to you 🙏🏻

[stuck kestrel]

hes a boy

[umbral wind]

Im too happy in life to try that. i offer help to you though

[hallow gate]

oh

[umbral wind]

she say she a boy girl im a boy too

[hallow gate]

she a liar

[stuck kestrel]

thats not the song u bitch

[umbral wind]

😂

[shadow ferry]

I get so much credit at work for being good at chess lmaooo

[hallow gate]

she said do you love me

[grim edge]

i cant find good lyrics. gg

[hallow gate]

1600 elo player's wet dream

[umbral wind]

lyrics? mine came from my headtop

[stuck kestrel]

1700 is trash though

[shadow ferry]

I did a shitty blindfold game against a coworker who's probably like 300 something

[grim edge]

so youre poetic now?

[inner dagger]

its decent

[shadow ferry]

True

[stuck kestrel]

im 1700 and i can confirm im trash

[umbral wind]

i heard you like poets

[shadow ferry]

Try blindfold chess against your amateur friends

[hallow gate]

yep

[stuck kestrel]

i dont have friends 😔

[shadow ferry]

F

[stuck kestrel]

im a chess player whatd u expect

[graceful lintel]

🫂🫂

[hallow gate]

[grim edge]

fax

[shadow ferry]

Go join a chess club

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-code-bro-love-friends-gif-9906684

[vague burrow]

I am not just joined

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

@twin moon hows the monologue going?

[twin moon]

Wdym?

[grim edge]

oh so youre chatting with your multiple personalities then, no?

[twin moon]

Oh i just like The white noise it gives in an empty call

[grim edge]

BRO LOLAGSHHEHEJAJI2JSBJZIWHEHHSJSJA AM DYING

[twin moon]

Plus whenever someone comes into the call I mess with them by pretending I only speak Spanish

[umbral wind]

After all we’ve been through we gotta go our separate ways now. I’ve got friends who went around the world for love and they could never find what they dreamed of. I’m mesmerised knowing this is wrong but girl it just feels so right

[grim edge]

Hello there

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[twin moon]

Español

[grim edge]

my brother is speaking español

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[grim edge]

gm

[twin moon]

Your using digital keyboard?

Or physical keyboard

[grim edge]

shortcut key

[umbral wind]

She been ignoring my texts and calls I just want her to know I’m there for anything she’ll ever need

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[graceful lintel]

Crazy

[grim edge]

crazy

[twin moon]

Hey does anyone know a language learning sight for Tagalog by chance?

[grim edge]

google

like the shortcut key

[merry gust]

Duolingo

[twin moon]

No it’s a language

[twin moon]

Pretty sure duolingo doesn’t have it last time I checked

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[merry gust]

google search “how to speak Tagalog” and boom done

[twin moon]

If it was that simple I would ask my girlfriend hahaha

[merry gust]

oh

damn that’s crazy

[twin moon]

Maybe I’ll go back to anki

It’s just a really good flashcard site for things like this

[merry gust]

anki?

never heard of it

[twin moon]

It’s pretty good quality

I basically know only a few particles and some basic words for Tagalog tho

[grim edge]

why is it easy for kids, nowadays, to get a boyfriend or girlfriend? i had my first boyfriend when i was 78

[merry gust]

is it free?

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy, grandma

[twin moon]

This is my 2nd so I wouldn’t say it’s easy

[keen parrot]

so real

[twin moon]

Yea, I think there is a premium version but you aren’t missing out

[keen parrot]

2nd gf at 15 damn u ballin

[grim edge]

i know it's crazy

[merry gust]

I usually prefer free version cuz free just is better

[twin moon]

Nah, 1st was just stupid for obvious reasons

[vague burrow]

i had on 81

[nimble niche]

just be an 8 year old kid who identifies as gay and trans and you'll get 15 girlfriends

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy another grandma

[grim edge]

prob had his first heart break at 8 and cried to his mom

[twin moon]

Yea you’ll be fine, you can use it for more than languages tho

[merry gust]

crazy

[keen parrot]

i had my first at 19 and wouldn't have it any other way

[vague burrow]

yeaa

[twin moon]

I’m a straight white male, the logic doesn’t compute

[merry gust]

thank you for this gem site, I’ll check it out

[vague burrow]

today is my 15929 bday

[grim edge]

i feel you bro

[graceful lintel]

u people r old asf

[silver pelican]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/94470709567?tab=analysis&move=133

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[grim edge]

happy birthday

[worn ice]

BloodyElvis (1257) vs. rahim8899 (1239)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 c6 3. Nf3 Bf5 4. Nc3 e6 5. Bf4 Na6 6. e3 Nb4 7. Rc1 Qa5 8. a3 Na2 9. b4 Qxa3 10. Nxa2 Qxa2 11. cxd5 Bxb4+ 12. Nd2 cxd5 13. Bb5+ Ke7 14. Rc7+ Kf8 15. O-O Bxd2 16. Qxd2 Qxd2 17. Bd6+ Ne7 18. Bxe7+ Kg8 19. Rfc1 g6 20. Bf6 Qxc1+ 21. Rxc1 h5 22. Bxh8 Kxh8 23. Rc7 Kg7 24. Rxb7 a6 25. Be2 a5 26. Rb3 a4 27. Ra3 Bc2 28. Kf1 Bb3 29. Ke1 Bc4 30. Kd2 Bxe2 31. Kxe2 f6 32. Kd2 e5 33. Kc3 Rc8+ 34. Kd2 Rc4 35. Rd3 e4 36. Rc3 f5 37. Rxc4 dxc4 38. Kc3 a3 39. h3 a2 40. Kb2 c3+ 41. Kxa2 c2 42. Kb2 g5 43. Kxc2 Kf6 44. Kc3 f4 45. Kc4 f3 46. gxf3 exf3 47. Kd5 g4 48. e4 gxh3 49. e5+ Ke7 50. Kc6 h2 51. d5 h1=Q 52. d6+ Kd8 53. e6 Qc1+ 54. Kd5 Qd1+ 55. Ke5 Qe2+ 56. Kd5 Qf1 57. e7+ Kd7 58. Ke5 Qe1+ 59. Kf6 Qc3+ 60. Kf7 Qe5 61. Kf8 Qf6+ 62. Kg8 h4 63. Kh7 h3 64. Kg8 h2 65. Kh7 h1=Q+ 66. Kg8 Qg1+ 67. [Kh7] Qh4# 

[vague burrow]

u had a crush on old ppl remember

[keen parrot]

Celestioil

[silver pelican]

i had a brilliant move and 8 blunders

[graceful lintel]

Waht 💀

[hallow gate]

hola

[keen parrot]

ello

[vague burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-9338065310670481220

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[graceful lintel]

1 brilliant 🥶

[twin moon]

Your name reminds me of a person I went against at a tournament, he had the most German last name I’ve ever heard

[merry gust]

uh

[hallow gate]

i finally had a 100 accuracy game

[twin moon]

“Braxton Van Wettering”

[faint tangle]

what

[vague burrow]

same i had 8 brilliant and 1 blunder

[faint tangle]

share the link

[keen parrot]

Braxton moment

[merry gust]

Braxton van watering plants damn that’s crazy

[faint tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-chess-hikaru-nakamura-gm-hikaru-bongcloud-gif-20761097

[silver pelican]

lmao literal boss fight

[keen parrot]

oh god not again

[twin moon]

All I could think of was the guy from punch out

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[twin moon]

I only just got the joke

[grim edge]

i watched hikaru's stream today and found out that hes being accused of cheating crazy

[twin moon]

Oh yea I heard about that, why was it again?

[graceful lintel]

26 games and 0 progress

[merry gust]

damn that’s really crazy

[faint tangle]

the empire is gonna start

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[hallow gate]

its just d4 d5 c4 c5 cxd5 qxd5 nf3 cxd4 qxd4 qxd4 nxd4 bd7 nc3 nc6 nb5 rc8 a3 a6 0-1

[faint tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-chess-hikaru-nakamura-gm-hikaru-bongcloud-gif-20761097

[merry gust]

I’m gonna get warning for spamming but eh

[graceful lintel]

yea

[graceful lintel]

go away

[merry gust]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[grim edge]

Kramnik started it all

[faint tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-26826812

[keen parrot]

kramnik is a bitch

worst WC ever 🗣️

[drowsy crypt]

Hi

[merry gust]

who’s Kramnik

[hallow gate]

what happened

[drowsy crypt]

How's it going?

[hallow gate]

vladdy kramnik

[faint tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-galaxy-brain-perndorfer-meme-uw-u-gif-26321098

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[graceful lintel]

idk wby?

[hallow gate]

what did vladdy and hikaru do

[drowsy crypt]

I'm fine thanks for asking

[faint tangle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/384429849286017034/926780608875733012/B97AC365-46D7-4E31-9024-E561F6539A11.gif

[graceful lintel]

Vladdy indirectly is accusing hikaru for cheating

[hallow gate]

what how why

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[keen parrot]

eh pretty directly imo

[graceful lintel]

He didn't mentioned his name idk

[keen parrot]

its only indirect cause kramnik is a bitch who doesn't believe what he says

[graceful lintel]

ye smth

[hallow gate]

damn

[merry gust]

thats crazy

[faint tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-chess-hikaru-nakamura-gm-hikaru-bongcloud-gif-20761097

[merry gust]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-havent-we-killed-this-mf-kill-this-mf-kill-this-guy-ban-this-guy-mf-die-gif-18236210805183010444

[graceful lintel]

Wait wrong pic

[umbral wind]

nah

[grim edge]

In a town where rivers softly wind,
There's a boy named Fin, of British kind.
Chess in hand, his words are wise,
Checkmate dreams in his thoughtful eyes.

[umbral wind]

Kramnik is a god

[merry gust]

you literally came in here told us about your relationship problems and left, after that you came back in and said this

[grim edge]

women cleaner?

[umbral wind]

you must be dense.

its fine though

[merry gust]

k

[keen parrot]

nah the relationship person has to be me in here 🗣️

[merry gust]

damn that’s crazy

[grim edge]

Time to do my signature entrance.

[umbral wind]

are you like 14?

[keen parrot]

so real but maybe you should refrain from posting this

[merry gust]

[grim edge]

Deep said aslong theirs no sus words so i think am fine with this pic

[keen parrot]

im clearly powerless to stop you so

[umbral wind]

the fact you made that connection is crazy 😂

[grim edge]

You actually arent

[merry gust]

k lol 🤓

[umbral wind]

i know youre a geek its fine

[grim edge]

Ngl yall should settle this in a chess game

[keen parrot]

bruh now i actually feel responsible

[grim edge]

Would be more exciting

[keen parrot]

if you post some sus shit it will be my fault

[grim edge]

Goodluck i been seeing you as an older brother lately

[umbral wind]

exciting? id beat him blindfolded with 2 mins on my clock

[merry gust]

dude what

[grim edge]

DO IT

[merry gust]

wha- why are you being edgy

[keen parrot]

tbh that's probably not the worst thing, but not the best either

[silver pelican]

heres my dueling card, tommorow at 4 dumass

[merry gust]

I feel like your the 14 yr old here

[grim edge]

BRO @umbral wind VS @merry gust 2 mins on fin's clock and 15 mins on the other's clock

[umbral wind]

you're*

[merry gust]

haha lame ass shit

[graceful lintel]

[severe oxide]

there is no universe where fin loses lmao

[grim edge]

Its neutral then,sounds good to me

[merry gust]

shut the hell up

[keen parrot]

anyone making grammar corrections has to be at least 16

[umbral wind]

dont cry little man

[keen parrot]

[merry gust]

k

[grim edge]

YALL SHOULD SETTLE THIS IN A CHESS GAME COME ON

[severe oxide]

it’s unfair lmao

2800 vs 500-999 💀💀

[grim edge]

IT IS

"aslong as my enemy breaths the same air as me its fair"
Napoleon

[graceful lintel]

A bit unfair tbh

[twin moon]

How does this reflect modern global tensions?

[merry gust]

idk

[umbral wind]

@merry gust?

[severe oxide]

my ears

[merry gust]

uh

elo?

[umbral wind]

like 800 you'll be fine

[grim edge]

Kingsley you got this domt back down he breaths the same air as you so its fair

[severe oxide]

theoretically if someone got CM and they only played on lichess and they made their account on chess.com at beginner level so like 400 could you have a 400 elo cm ?

[merry gust]

k

you send link

[severe oxide]

imma watch this game lmao

[merry gust]

I’ll get destroyed

[grim edge]

LEMME WATCH THIS GAME

[keen parrot]

would be sandbagging

ayo lets join vc

[grim edge]

Tilt HOW TO WATCH A GAME

[twin moon]

Valid response

[severe oxide]

How? they made a new account?

[drowsy crypt]

Yes

But they should start at an higher level because of the rules

[grim edge]

@merry gust get you ah in vc and fight like a man

[dense forum]

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[merry gust]

If I lose this game

[umbral wind]

https://lichess.org/6UfW4Nq5

[merry gust]

idk

[severe oxide]

lichess link lmao

[umbral wind]

ill give you the time

[merry gust]

I’m in tuition

[grim edge]

If you win ill do anything you want

LOL

[drowsy crypt]

Vc again later?

[dense forum]

Kenjutsu is good

[drowsy crypt]

Like some hours ago

[remote fractal]

hi chta

[merry gust]

ggs

I lose i predicted the future I got destroyed

[umbral wind]

its not over y

[grim edge]

OH THANK GOD FIN WON

BRO WIN

DONT LOSE

BRO Your time

OH MY GOD BRO YOUR TIME

DONT LOSE AIGHT IM GONNA FAINT-

Oh thank god...

[severe oxide]

that was just disrespectful lmaoooo

[merry gust]

[keen parrot]

[merry gust]

ggs @umbral wind

I haven’t played chess for 3 weeks

[hallow gate]

💀

[grim edge]

well, at least you played

[keen parrot]

this was fins first ever game

[umbral wind]

yeah thats prob the reason otherwise you woulda had me

[grim edge]

LMFOAOSIISISIA

[hallow gate]

wait what is fins rating

[merry gust]

💀

[grim edge]

2700 vs 900

[hallow gate]

wait fin is 2700?

[umbral wind]

sadly

[hallow gate]

FIN PLS PLAY ME

[grim edge]

Fin messing around made me regret a split second of making a bet

[severe oxide]

https://chess.com/member/Xx_getflaggedkiddo_Xx

[merry gust]

You’re 2700 HOW

[hallow gate]

oh its bullet

[keen parrot]

its not a bet you were deadass offering yourself for nothing

[hallow gate]

nvm all good

[umbral wind]

no its blitz

[hallow gate]

its blitz as well

[severe oxide]

lemme play u lil bro

[hallow gate]

🤓 "its actually 2696"

[umbral wind]

im on a dip

[hallow gate]

ok nah but same difference

pls

[severe oxide]

2696 bro tilted 😔🙏

[twin moon]

He legally couldn’t do anything bad anyways lmao

[umbral wind]

2770 yday but lost it all 😩

[merry gust]

Yeah I would’ve still lost

[grim edge]

i played fin once and i got bored so it only took me less than 3 minutes

[severe oxide]

3000 when?

[hallow gate]

[keen parrot]

she would never make that bet if i played fin

[umbral wind]

she would

[keen parrot]

no she wouldnt 💀

[twin moon]

I just wouldn’t play Fin

[severe oxide]

sports betting is my new favourite hobby

[umbral wind]

she would 🥱

[merry gust]

brb tuition

[umbral wind]

@grim edge prove him wrong rn

[twin moon]

That’s Called an addiction

[hallow gate]

how much for me to beat you

[severe oxide]

Yeah quit yapping lil bro

[severe oxide]

Huh

[hallow gate]

lets bet to see if i can beat you

[twin moon]

Nah why is this in the 1000 common words 💀

[hallow gate]

cause ur a victim

[keen parrot]

heritage

[hallow gate]

and cause IM UNFORGIVEN IM A VILLAIN

[keen parrot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krwIto_9jT4 🔥

proper chessing music

[hallow gate]

@keen parrot wahts ur acc again

[keen parrot]

tilt

[hallow gate]

oh wait we're friended

[keen parrot]

💀

[hallow gate]

i frogot

[grim edge]

💀

[merry gust]

I 🐸 got

[hallow gate]

FYC

ADHUASHUDAHUADHUHU iu hate time

im so bad

tilting time

[keen parrot]

you got krakowed

anyways im eating lunch rn so cant play moe

[hallow gate]

one loss i get so tilted

yeah like iw as winning the first one 😭

[merry gust]

Fried liver let’s gooo

[keen parrot]

too early to resign imo

[hallow gate]

cant u qe7

[twin moon]

I was about to say it was too early to resign till I realized he was down a knight

[keen parrot]

white is still a piece up but qe7 and black has play

[hallow gate]

oj wait

[twin moon]

Oh wait nvm

[hallow gate]

losing but winnable still

[twin moon]

Cause pawn takes bishop still works

[keen parrot]

after qe7 kf1 is probably best

[grim edge]

Abput what

[umbral wind]

read up

[keen parrot]

you wouldnt make the same bet if i was playing fin instead

[grim edge]

shows how much confidence i have on fin

[bold willow]

anyone want to play some games

[grim edge]

I would actually if his opponent was still kingsly

[trail prism]

I reached 2000 in puzzles :D

[grim edge]

If i did lose the bet and had to offer myself this acc,would be dead for 1 year LMFAO

[umbral wind]

no but what if it was Vimun?

[grim edge]

Yeh pretty much

[umbral wind]

hahahaha

[grim edge]

Free month diamond but no visa

Nice

[keen parrot]

id beat fin any day ngl

[grim edge]

Wait..

FIN VS TILT??

[keen parrot]

yeah thats what we meant

[umbral wind]

thats what we meant yes

[grim edge]

Yeah am not making the bet,too risky theres a high dif between you too

[keen parrot]

not so confident now

[umbral wind]

damn i feel betrayed

[keen parrot]

but maybe you can have confidence in that if i do win i wont actually ask anything of you?

[grim edge]

cap

Someone tell me what is that op

Idk but seeing a match between tilt and fin is like watching dark vader against obi wan

[keen parrot]

shut up dahlia

[keen parrot]

which one am i

[grim edge]

thought you wanted the femboys memes

[grim edge]

Obi wan

aghhh

[brave cradle]

I had 98.9 precision

[keen parrot]

bro you do NOT know how this game works

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Bro bro you do NOT know how this game works

[grim edge]

FIN..AM SORRY I AINT DEAD ASS OFFERING MYSELF ON A HIGH RISK MATCH

[keen parrot]

idk how to say this without sounding rude but "im not interested..."?

so even if i win nothing happens

[grim edge]

Wym

[umbral wind]

Nah nah it’s fine I see how it is

[grim edge]

Bro i feel genuinely scared rn

Fin's a menace

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

i seriously dont get why you wouldnt take that bet too, in the off chance that i do win nothing will happen anyway

[merry gust]

no shit Sherlock, it’s processed

[keen parrot]

constipated sherlock

[grim edge]

I'm Sooo dump

[grim edge]

What...the actual.....fawk...

[grim edge]

The high dif too risky

[umbral wind]

It’s fine I see how it is now, I thought you were by my side no matter what, I guess not😪

[grim edge]

Bro... ;-;

[merry gust]

fins a menace, and will always be one

[hallow gate]

sicilian e4 c5 nf3 nc6 d4 cxd4 nxd4 g6 smth idk bg7

im missing the 5th white move and i have no more guesses left after my last one

[keen parrot]

what if the counter bet is that if fin wins the roles were reversed

[merry gust]

e4

[dense forum]

A guy said you'll get man b••bs from drinking water.🧍‍♂️

[severe oxide]

c5

[merry gust]

resign

[umbral wind]

I’m too dumb to understand what that would mean

[severe oxide]

damn

[keen parrot]

eh dw about it

[hallow gate]

I GOT IT

[dense forum]

Welp, my sign to delete discord

[keen parrot]

idk why i just got the sudden realisation that you can arrange the letters in resign to spell a certain african country with an s at the end

[merry gust]

uh

damn that’s crazy

[hallow gate]

i hate the sicilian defence accelerated fianchetto maroczy blind variation

who even plays c4 there like ew

[grim edge]

And c4

[hallow gate]

i got it dw

[grim edge]

I don't know about c4

[hallow gate]

how was it so easy for everyone

[keen parrot]

there is a crack in my blinds and the sun shines through it right on my monitor

[hallow gate]

like 3.55 guesses 😭 it took me all 6 of my guesses

[keen parrot]

so fuxking annoying

[rough gate]

guys who want aimchess promo code? I have extra one just dm me🙂

[hallow gate]

all good tho i havent failed a chessle yet

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[umbral wind]

Tell me rn

[grim edge]

what is aimchess

[keen parrot]

i was asking her opinion on what if the bet included that if i lost it will be the other way around

just me being a bit goofy thats all

[grim edge]

What's that

[rough gate]

is an Ai coach for chess

[hallow gate]

wait ive seen aimchess before

[rough gate]

search it on aimchess website

[grim edge]

Play with stockfish

[hallow gate]

it was ehh

[umbral wind]

Me me me

[rough gate]

with puzzles etc and you can analyze

can connect chess.com

[keen parrot]

promo code means that guy gets smth out of it too

[severe oxide]

Susge

[keen parrot]

this is just blatant advertising 💀

[merry gust]

ye

[grim edge]

I think aimchess not opened in my country

Cool

hello my little munchkin pumpkin pie sugar boo monkey high

[umbral wind]

I agree

[umbral wind]

His name is snuffles

[grim edge]

Could be

[keen parrot]

she seemed to dip after i said that though lmao

[umbral wind]

Killed the whole vibe smh😪😪

[keen parrot]

the real bet should be between you two ngl

i aint got nuttin to do with it

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-26489276

kayden look

[umbral wind]

Finally a face reveal, I’ve been asking for too long

[grim edge]

Bruh i just open the web with vpn

[keen parrot]

so cute~

[grim edge]

goofy ahhh

[grim edge]

Deer eyes

uhmm weird but okay

[umbral wind]

Whats her name?

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-makeup-sarah-tanno-rakeitoop-rokeitup-gif-21301298

Fin this is you

[keen parrot]

yo

[umbral wind]

Well you look like Beetlejuice

[lament jacinth]

Is he single?

[stable mirage]

hi dad

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-blinky-eyes-look-stare-flirt-gif-16343030

i am sorry

[lament jacinth]

LMAO

[lament jacinth]

Hi dad

[grim edge]

ask fin

[keen parrot]

Hi dad

[lament jacinth]

I mean does he look like that gif

[grim edge]

100%

[lament jacinth]

Im in love fr fr

[severe oxide]

fin look like he could be a n@zi or a femboy

[grim edge]

both

[keen parrot]

both

[graceful lintel]

Ded chat smth

don't let him go out

[worn ice]

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