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gracias 
I barely play pb I'm low rated as well
but like deadass i need tips
I don't even care about rating it's just fun
tmrw ima have chemistry class shall i come with a gas mask and with 100ml of sulphuric acid to the class ?
oogga boogga
real
oh. you’re titled too. i still think @mystic stream is cooler
Randomdude is worse tho
nah he’s cooler
He does play valo tho ig
he’s cool
kibitzer is the coolest titled player in this server
i disagree
I gotta agree with that yeah
false, me
Elliot got ego ig
I disagree too.
who else?
literally 
you aren't titled yet
What
Aren't you titled 
I AM
nah
nope lol
NA aint a real title
I guess? That guy can’t go 2 seconds without mentioning he’s 2800
National artifact
Markus:
Who?
real
E
i'm a
, suck it
He worked hard for it?
He deserves to brag
Hahahahahahaha
Sure
elliot is a peaksitter
Send it over
lemme sen u
I could've sworn you were a CM or smth
he prob has some anonymous alt where he's like 2600
nope not yet at least
Wait, I think I sent the wrong username for an application 
Bro searches his name 24/7, has his rating in his name and can’t have a conversation if it isn’t about him
nice slips
Where's my mom
hes 2100 smth FIDE I think
i sent
ask your dad
Elliot will read all of this too
Where's my dad 😰
That's too narcissistic

whose this elliot guy I bet he's 800
add a 2 at the start
Hes 28.00
He's an IM
Bastoura better
It always shows over
ho there, chat
He's that but with a 2 behind the 800
dont compare elliot and bast they were never meant to fight
Bast is 10x better
Scipio 
whismy will you make out with me
Eww
Ez win for bast
Girls can do this but when I do it I’m a weirdo
He's not a girl
Idk about anitta and bast though anitta is scary
Oh it then my bad
im not a he either but you don't seem to care do you
Not in the slightest way
You have to be one of them!?
do you guys know anitta is secretly evil
@lament jacinth they/them :p
who's them
I dont agree with the secretly part
What
huh
SHe/her or he/him
he/her lol
That’s probably one too
i, you, it, one, they (for plural) left the chat
ur so progressive. the only two genders are genderfluid
Brain washed
For people
Why did you ping me
This pronouns god damn it
point to me which one of those except for it aren't usually used for people
??? wdym
dumbass
ugh i dont wanna walk home its so cold and rainy outside
You literally just pinged me
?????? bro, literally all in the list (except for it) are usually used for humans, speaker, listener and external, what is wrong with yo
<@&745328830649991179>
well its been nice 🫡
whismy i'll still love you after you die
bye chat i love you all
it was true tho
Alright that’s my queue to stop talking to you
im gonna go read a book
Don’t talk about my mother you rat
also mods deleting whsimy's and not this is FXCKING WILD
bye whiz
Whismys was far worse
So not that wild
i missed that
You can just ping mods instead of complaining
You too x
i do not like to ping mods 5 seconds after another person did
Your options are to ping something you want us to see or be content with us not seeing it 
All I did was say mentally challenged
We are still discussing pronouns?
Womp womp @grim edge
W pronouns
ough
The only pronouns that matter
aw what did i miss
yeah but mods get upset when we ping them too many times
i mean the same problems always arise
wdym
ough
ough
You missed gold
ough
damn
why?
For
omg seagull
mods are there to solve our problems
Who r u
we get on their bad side
It is not uncommon to get 3+ pings at a time. An extra ping for a different infraction is fine
just some random person
Dude my neighbot shittin so bad the smell is coming out of the ventilations 
Bruh u kinda copied my username
real
SEAGULL
no like the bathroom ventilation in our bloc are like connected between some appartments
I can’t confirm
that sounds like the worst idea ever
and me was trying to brush theet but then he started
Just go tell him
Guys do uk what is toxic than chess
💀
It's love never love
ima put a note in front of his door with stop shittin so bad
what toxic is chess toxins

\💪
strane if u put \ before default emojis it because default of device no longer of disc
I’m tryna love but don’t know the fck you used to
meow
opponent be dying
im in luv without the l and v
meow
what
You’re in me?
yeah her name is finelope
cuz she fine asf
🤨
Nah he in me
im in none of you
balls
Nah he’s not I’ve already booked his flight
dont be shy
homburgor
wsp homie
why me
He’s been in me since day one
ngl i have een in u too
Ngl I did a hit and run while you were sleeping
is that a crane i cant tell
it's going to throww up
homborgur
very true , i put my feeces under you pillow last night so say helllo to mr poo when u gonna go sleep
nice
Hmbrgr
How tf did you think to say that of all things😂
I don't suffer from autism, I'm enjoying it
wait send me the test
oh yeah me too
are you autistic? yes/no
ball are up
there is your question
uuuuuuuhh
reminded me of something
check dm
lets do this
💀
guys what are your thoughts on women
epik
why did she say sure 😭
sirs i changed back to light mode 💀
@finite jasper ANSWEF ME
h e l p
Light mode user gp get help
imagine i got double ya score 💀
phew
fk i got paper cut on y leg
ow

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mince raft
Yess
balls
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Alr?
listen, for free? of course
aint no way bruh
Please come rescue me, sweet littke bumble bee
<@&745328830649991179> Report Spamming
Shall i buy this ? 🗿
oop
yes
Eye sore
eye sore
😻yes it’ll get you all the women you need
fr I think ima go on the ways of master Franku and start wearing it on the streets
,
,
and
were all sent in by me 
or maybe i could visit usa then start using it in the public in memories of him
because great was misscolored, miss wasn't even close and neither correct nor incorrect were in the server
helo :3
:333
yes way bruh
logs exist tho so there is no escape
not on the streets, you’ll traumatise the children
never heard of a girl actually liking getting that shit in dms
Yay!
why should i care ?
Sup lads
Hmm, whats happening folks 🙂
Someone was spamming
hello richard
shall i buy this ?
Could you warn him?
how many times do i have to say yes
hello 🙂
The hell
will check the logs
u said yes but asking richard to see if more people say yes
Depends on its use
meow
richard, hey! could you drop us an uwu?
Uwu!
perfect thanks
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thanks
WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL
LMAOOOO
i got the ss 💀
If its for a business meeting then no
me too
RICHARD
i got it too lol
he's one of us now uwu~!
for busnise meeting i got my suit and a red tie
seems more appropriate
true
Not acceptable
Boys get atracted more than the girls get tho 💀
pog
pong
Hi Richard 
Why not? we all deserve the warm affection of an Uwu
daily. drop an uwu rn
Hey hey sir! 🙂
daily you gotta
ITS TE (U)-WORD ILL NEVER SAY IT
im joking lmao i dont like unsolicited ones
richard did it. now it’s your turn
Training arc
oh richard is here
Daily you better not say it
Uwu is restricted to 2200 chat of course. Motivation to get up to 2200 rating 😤
frfr
ofc lmao
Daily you better not say it
he said it !
daily please say uwu 🙏
just uwu
Uwu
XD
No
not worthy of a ss
smh
Do I look like I care❤️
Furry moment
yeah you duwu~
😀
two SSs
Being 2200 is overrated
fr

holy shit it's real
(On lichess)
i got more
booooo
😂😂
OH MY GOSH RICHARD
If you really take deep breaths before hand and squeeze the air out you can get a really loud, high pitched UUUUWWWWWwwwwuuuuuuu!!!!
Aye it’s all just a number after all
@peak plank
uwu
the y is very close to the g on a keyboard...
Pixel letting out his inner asian
UwU
If I see a certain amount of (u)-words today I leaving
UwU
Kegboard
awww why dor-chan
Stop calling me that
💀💀💀
Thats nice but it was a mistake to SS that
@stable mirage pls say whismy is hot rq it's for a school assignment
can you go to chess talk? i need help
Why was it a mistake
dor-chan feewing a bit uwpsewwi, cam back tomowwow uwu~!
now more of it in that chat
whismy is super hot
Bro💀
I'm literally gonna leave
Too much cringe
with what
this is me on 24 hours without female interaction
KnightK?💀
I hear you
i’ll ping you
I can notice
Pretty sure my username is not KnightK
it is
I mean I suppose talk to other girls tilt💀
thats ur dispy name
4 months anniversary but she can't text cause she lost her phone and her laptop is inconsistent 
I already removed it ages ago.
hell nah i ain't a cheater
Like a week ago
Aint a anniversary mean yearly
vimun dms
Lmao not intimately
first year its monthly smh
whismy is hot
Touché for a long distance that’s fair
Lost her phone
💀
smh jona you just jelly
I fo sho am
@cedar osprey
her phone is a steaming pile of shit so its probably for the better
you can run but you cant hide

I wish I had a long distance relationship like yours 😤 one day
@stable mirage exposing
LMAIII
why so sassy
hehehe
HAHAHHDHAHDH RICHARD
No this can't be real 😭
it just happened
its real...
Lmao idk my mood trippin today
somehow a lot of people missed it
@cedar osprey
sigh
What have you all done to Richard 
we converted him
drop an owo
next up is him having an oil emoji
@glossy radish collect all of those
Ngl Richard didn’t have to go out like this
nah only the mods’
vimun says it a lot already
I can't believe I saw two staff members saying it today
sucker
That’s chess.com for ya
my hands are so damn cold 
ocean, could you drop an uwu for us?
yeah luckily mods here are cool and not npcs like in other servers 
I'll say it for the first person to Venmo me $30
Deepoceansun has never said a (u)-word so that's good
i have no money. drop an uwu
owo
DONT DO UT
e
Shi we talking money now?
tryna see my tags my fault
do it for the funny
what's the u word
Get off Discord and stack some paper bro
unabomber
everyone who uses that an emoji is a girl change my mind
i’m currently outside
cant
like say it in voice or text
jona can be a girls name too watch out
Nyet
how ❔
Depends on who 
!!
Don't say it
I’m the manliest Jona out there
how much for both 
manliest jona: 
💀💀
rahhhh muricaaaa

Yes I do get called that
aqua isn’t that hot

Before I grew out my beard of course

i don't know what that is but it's a thing
Murica is only cool in america
birb
I used to have a bird 
landed right above my head
me too, what kind?
Budgie
oh the annoying ones
Flew away because someone forgot to close the door 
was it blue?
I had three parakeets at one point

I will try to find a picture it was a long time ago
i saw a blue budgie the other day and i tried to catch it
Mean 
poor guy
Poor bird
these are my babies
you’re a bird
That's exactly what a bird that wants to sound like a cat would sound like
nya
no
uwu
No
uwu
my phone too old to have that
Stop saying that
uwu?
her ears look so beeg uwu
nice job !!
I’ll say congrats at 1400
I’m Texan thank you very much
i love you
But you are gay
😮💨
Also Texans are mid lmao
best accent
I don’t even know if I have a southern accent tbh
See ya 👋
bye uwu
he played c3 so what can he expect
cya later uwu
hello everyone
hello
hi
how are y'all today
tired hbu
dead :D
honestly could be much worse all things considered
I'm glad that I'm finally at home
found a nice 2 hour mix that I'm downloading to my phone rn
that's nice
nice. i wanna be home rn too
I don't know how has your day but you don't seem very happy
being home is the best feeling
yeaaa
4 months since i started dating someone but she has trouble contacting me lately so it gets a bit lonely and sad ig
oh that's sad
but are you sure that she is having "trouble" contacting you...?
ohhhh sry
lmao dw no way you could have known
I DID IT I REACH 1400!!!!!
ey congrats on 1400
nice gj
Now get to 1500
I'll try
it's just like I had a friend who told me that her bf had "trouble" contacting him and it result that the other dude was with other girl or smth like that sry
its probably the lack of daylight hours affecting me too
yeah i can see how you would assume the same dw
yay for u
@deft sequoia noob
who did bro ping
why does bro care
woah relax
i care about you x <3
lol
🤨
First evert person to txt me after a game lol
kind of an L reply ngl
/:
actually @keen parrot why do you have a emoji in your name that looks like a tomate sauce can
its an oil barrel
first you connect by doing /connect
alr
huh what happened with that guy why he says you cheated lol
wut people are werid
V I reached mythical honnor
this isn’t fair
I also reached 1400 in chess
that is so cool
I'm only at 180 elo
I still need to improve
oh dang I could help u improve if u like
oh yes pls
Idk how to coach but I got a book that could help u
I can sent the book in ur dm if u like
ja bitte
It says I'm already connected to a different account.
i caught a leaf

👀
first catch of the day
😨
you caught canada LFG
then you have an alt account, I'd assume you were already connected to which you don't know of
yep. i did
how’d u know wtf
i caught a goddamn maple leaf
Well Ig I can't connect then.
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this shit is so good
Bro I open dm with the rong person lol
pretty sure it was a coincidence
psychic
psychic?
psychic.
psychic
wrong
going to break the psychic chain before something bad happens
Nah trust, once you mastered Physic, you will learn how to break it
meow
meow
meow
mrrow
nya
mrrp meowww
Heyo
help
?
Hey TFD, no time no see 👋
Yee haw
Nice pfp
im also the type to be in a ldr and have it actually work 
nah that's me
Thanks tho lmao, I had a matching pfp for too long, so when I saw that I knew I had to dew it
dude i randomly drank a big gulp of the strong alcohol i have and now my throat is feeling funny
cya I'm going to play cheese
wtf is in this shit
*chess
have fun
drink water
vc it away
also share? 🥺
sigh
O-O oh boi
not tonighy
why?!?!?!
So will you happen to be able to vc in 12 hours? 
i just drank a slight bit to take the edge off
cute boys at 7 o clock
yes actually
0-o
Alr bet, you wanna vc at that time?
of course bro

im actually in bed
-w-"
Eyy alr, I was on a call with someone last night just doing an Indian voice lmao
if mickey don't text until this mix im listening to its over then ima eep
😳
want proof
with who?
:3333333
alone as always
ayoo what?
damn send me proof tho
Bruh u down bad mtf
Welcome to the chat 
??? im gay
bruh 💀
without me 😔
I F* KNEW IT
IM F* JOKING
Fin is a woman
caught bro in 4k!!!!!!!!!!!!
no but im fr this alcohol is diff breed
Ye it’s a nice tactical opening
straight vodka feels like soda compared to this
I've never played the bird before
tuica solos
Ye I’ve been playing it since 800
yeh but its fuxked
It’s got a bad rep but I like it
it solos tho
I'll try to learn it
It’s 1. f4
today i have gained a total amount of one point in puzzles
lightweight
really fking depressed rn
one point a day and in a few years u will be a bit less shit
f4?!??!
f5
are you drunk
It's like the neurodivergent second cousin of the English
Yep 1. f4
no lmao
be drunk
Hey, it’s just autistic rage 
feels great
eh if i can't sleep we will see
Deep is online! Send femboy meme pics
hi millie
Wait so u playe f4 so they play e5 then u take pawn gaining the center?
i hate our society
I typically transpose into the kings gambit with f4 e5 e4, but usually 1. …d5 is the most common move
Thank you Millie
That’s the from’s gambit with 1. …e5
Np:D
ok what if they play d5 instead of e5
Bro i forgive people automatically i have that golden retrievee trait fr
That’s the standard called the Dutch variation, you play 2.Nf3 or g3/e3
what about the cat thing?
i have that too but only with people i love
uh yeah...
My main happiness rn:)
Actually you usually never play 2. g3, that will usually be played on move 3 if you choose to do so
terrible human being
tilt can u solve a problem for me rq
are you playing in school or smth
why aint u 1400 yet
bet
<@&745328830649991179> 4th meme includes “bussy” and “thigh high” which are s*xual and not pg13
Hi
😂
hmmm ok thank u
crai moar
hey guys
Gimme 1 MONTH I CAN DO IT,THIS SEMESTRIAL BREAK
guys
who wants to play a game?
first one also includes solicitation of images
Yea, I can DM you a video showing something I play by remote chess academy
when do you guys have break?
in 2 days, i went from 1860 to 1930
plz do
Nice
70 elo gained in 72 hours wtf
Friday we have a short break from november 25 to dec 6
Ill get to 1400 in that week
oh damn nice
short? thats long
My determination is high again and am not burnt out anymore so thats good
is that for all schools or only yours?
Get to 1.5k
You can and will do this

with vimuns help
If I reach 1500 I'm screaming idc where I'm at even if it's in class
@grim edge
easily in a month
guys ive been winning alot recently, do i push for 2k?
Help will be never refused
All schools
1500 is doable 😏
nice ty
...
im at 1926, 3 win streak. should i push for more?
Same id be crying and screaming
yeah
its a gamble but lets do it
:333
To me 1500 is a decent start of being an advance player
Man this whole show is a fever dream.
Being a 1000 is good enough for me ngl
show? looks like a mess
why do you keep dissing her 😭
i didnt?
Nah ill be satisfied when am 1800-2000k around
💀
I will be satisfied at 2200+
I mean good luck to you
can't wait to reach 2000k
did she make the show?
You will reach it no time
You are a strong player
Me who only broke my all time best by 3 elo a few days ago
Yezzz
It's still an achievment in my book
Okay @grim edge imma need you to not share any content with stuff beyond the realms of PG-13
To be fair, It is. Im happy I finally broke through after 8 month
Then I drop like 50 elo the next day
We don't talk about that
this is like george orwell 1975
Aw man there wasnt even that much skin:(
Eh it's fine 1.7k - early 1.8k isn't the hardest
just saying if you ever need a place to share
not here
@grim edge you karen

Damn no mercy
It was mainly inappropriate language
Her*
im telling Miciela
E5
Oh you are 1.7k-1.8k? Then the 3 elo difference is even more important
If i cant post femboy meme ill post norml memed then
has she?
Yea to be fair, Im still glad that I now know that I can still improve
@keen parrot imma need you to not encourage a 16 year old to send you NSFW images 
This must be a blonde’s doing
no lmao, we had a break for a few weeks but now we are back
😂
im not, ill tell her to stop
Lmfa!AOOII

Millie no more goofy femboy memes
I did not expect this from you tilt XD
vimuns in the dust
Awh 
Yea I’m saving this
dang @keen parrot u seem to be wild today
send them in dms first ill say if you can post them here
Yea save it, spread the word of my lord Maxwell
Bro why you trying to look at femboys 💀
its nearly 11PM so makes sense
one i have a girlfriend, two she aint a femboy
The full moon is getting that dog out in him
Not at her directly, I mean the memes
Yea lmao, if you wanted to look at actual femboys then I can hook you up ig
WHAT,HAHDGSHSHDBDGSHDJSSGEEHDGDGDHHSGEHS NO NO MY GAY MANWHA FLASHBACKS ARE INTENSIFYING AGAIN
Your what?
embrace it
What can I not talk to femboys? 💀
femboys? where
nah girl you need a timeout
I think the topics of femboys themselves are fine
There is a pg13 rule
what server is that?
And i wanted to talk about chess for once
Just wait they about to get to rated R
I can only stixk to normal memes now
Agreed
anime soul nvm lemme join
ima join it for the emojis

Anime soul discord
You are right
Chess discord out ruled by the talk of nonsense

girl you way too quirky for this chat
youve delved into the hole of degeneracy
Am gonna make every emote use worth it
I think we need to take a big breath and think about what we are sending
And i was completely ignored
No thinking, only shitpost
If my nito expires i go back to bein bland
This ain't my chess.com account tho
i have some hub emotes. if only i had nitro... ive been gifting it to all my e kittens
Oh you mean the chat... my bad
Yes lmao
So what is an e puppy if e kittens exist?

I try doing some jokes
HUH
They fail 99.9% of the time
I dont wanma trade my digmity for nitro
I did
just some hey send me nitro and I'll send and then just ghost them
vimun remember shes 16 holy shit this is borderline jail
Nitro just fun with the emotes and custome which is making me overly energetic in chat lately
would eat duo
I WASNT TALKIN BOUT NSFW
BRO GOT COOKED!!!
You better not

I mean with that pose
THATS WHY U DELETED IT HUH
I would eat that bird ngl
Better speak perfect and fluent spanish at thanksgiving
Whats hub emejois?
it could have been interpreted wrongly so i deleted
Smh
You ain't getting out of there alive otherwise
I don't speak spanish o-o
aha
Neither do i
aha...
FACTS
hijo de p...
hehehehe
I speak vietnamese
Well i understand what that means
Mi español es muy mal jajaja, solo en la clase de español III
I speak my main language and english
Aprende
I ain't smart enough for another one
U suck at teaching vietnamese duo!!!
!eng
hello
uh yes mister mod
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
i meant son of a paella
“Son of a b-(itch)”
I think we got that
Well I know not everyone speaks Spanish so
Might as well
I don't tho
Like i know the basics of french
That's it
I could never bother doing French
dodododo
I mainly wanna study tagalog
Tell that to me in middle school
ding dong
bing long ching
Oh I wanna be able to be atleast semi fluent
lc horse blowing up the cc server🤯
horsey
that's probably my end goal lmao, but I'll have sometime helping me at that point i hope
I call them knight
its a donkey
that was a joke don't jump me
I call them ponies
sup
wsg
yo
real
Btw tilt why do you wanna learn tagalog anyways?
guess
Family/relationships?
yep pretty much it
So he can understand this filipino meme
So we are doing the same then

I must send this to my translator lmao
damn you have a translator tf
i was trying to neutralise his threats and apparently im the goat
My girlfriend speaks it along with her family 
Wait I meant to reply to your other text mb
yeah same but she speaks english too so that's just how we talk ig
because his girlfriends filipino, basically some simp
Same here
I'll need to learn some tagalog before going there though
how close to cm are you
I basically only know “mihal kita” and a few general phrases
huh
arent u 2100 fide
You become op if you learn how to curse
oh ye
how close to cm are you
im like 100 fide off
she will teach me
r u going to sweat it or nah
maybe idk
Oh.
Hello people
not much chess activity going on so I'll play what i can and do my best
Goodluck
how long do you think it takes from like 1700 to 2100



