💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

ez win

gl lol

[trail prism]

anyways if she says no I will just move on life too short to care too much about only one thing

[grim edge]

Chess is a billion year old open domain board game. The platforms we should play it on should reflect that. 🧠

[keen parrot]

true

[severe oxide]

bro said a whole lotta nothing

[grim edge]

💀 true though

Nah it must be older. Someone could’ve have just thought that up. Probably passed down by aliens or earlier primates or even dinosaurs

[keen parrot]

you want a billion year old platform?

[severe oxide]

chess started in the 6th century i believe

[grim edge]

No I want an open platform. A corporation shouldn’t have a monopoly over the game online right?

[keen parrot]

6th century anthony davis

[grim edge]

Nope I’m on a lot of coffe and not a lot of sleep

[keen parrot]

and they dont, there are other sites too?

[severe oxide]

anthony davis the type of guy to play gta v rp

[keen parrot]

dude i was in a friend group and they wanted to do that all the time but shits cringe af

[grim edge]

True but there needs to be initiative to prevent it from going that way - that initiative is lichess. Chess.com has completely dominant market share over chess though

[keen parrot]

you are free to play wherever

[grim edge]

It is nearly monopoly territory

[grim edge]

Wherever needs to exist

[keen parrot]

playing chess is free on lichess and chess.com

[foggy sage]

guys

[keen parrot]

i dont see the problem

[severe oxide]

💀💀 trolling on gta v rp is fun

[foggy sage]

i had the biggest comeback of my entire life

[keen parrot]

i guess

[foggy sage]

anyone wanna see the game ill send link in dms or here

[keen parrot]

everyone who plays gta v rp takes themselves so seriously it hurts

[grim edge]

Fair nuff

[foggy sage]

i made blunder and then combeack

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/94397509009?tab=review

[grim edge]

I just think lichess and open-source community run digital chess platforms are more important that people think

[severe oxide]

https://youtu.be/eOVle2RIj0g?si=pTjRTOG0FfuiEXSG this shits funny

[worn ice]

neeraj_janathta (796) vs. FroggyOfTheCentury (811)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. d4 g6 4. Nf3 Bg7 5. Bc4 O-O 6. O-O Nc6 7. Bf4 Re8 8. Ng5 e6 9. d5 exd5 10. exd5 Ne7 11. Bb5 c6 12. dxc6 bxc6 13. Bc4 d5 14. Bb3 Nh5 15. Qf3 h6 16. Bc7 hxg5 17. Bxd8 Rxd8 18. Rfe1 g4 19. Qe3 Nf5 20. Qc5 Bb7 21. h3 gxh3 22. g4 Bf8 23. Qa5 Nd4 24. gxh5 Nf3+ 25. Kf1 h2 26. Ke2 Nxe1 27. Rxe1 Re8+ 28. Ne4 Rxe4+ 29. Kd2 Rxe1 30. Kxe1 h1=Q+ 31. Kd2 Re8 32. hxg6 Qe1+ 33. Kd3 Qxa5 34. c4 Ba6 35. Kd4 dxc4 36. Bxc4 Qa4 37. b3 Qa5 38. a4 Qe5+ 39. Kd3 Bxc4+ 40. bxc4 Qf5+ 41. Kc3 Qxg6 42. Kd4 Qe4+ 43. Kc3 Qf4 44. Kd3 Re4 45. Kc2 Qxf2+ 46. Kd3 Qf3+ 47. Kd2 Re2+ 48. Kd1 Qf1# 

[severe oxide]

that’s the funny part

[foggy sage]

big blunder taking knight with pawn thinking it would be checkmate forced if i took the bishop with queen

maybe tommorow, im exhausted after that game

[grim edge]

Hi guys

[keen parrot]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

Why is that people get exhausted after chess games? I’d like to know the science behind that if there is any

Like it’s just thonking

Why and how do we get so exhausted?

balls

[grim edge]

That’s actually a compelling argument. Do you have a link to this study?

[grim edge]

Dang

[grim edge]

Thinking hard or hardly thinking amirite lads?

My games are usually one or the other

[silent quest]

Its basically all connected to energy thinking takes up a lot of your energy

[grim edge]

True

I have sexy waifu board pieces imported on my lichess

[grim edge]

Maybe u just lack water

Over my dead body. It’s my secret to chess.

[solid cairn]

Why can I eat 3 grilled cheeses and still be hungry (I weigh only 102lbs)

[nimble niche]

how do i explain who alfred rosenberg was without mentioning htler?

[grim edge]

I usually drink beer while chessing, lager. I find it to be a performance enhancer.

[solid cairn]

Get help immediately

[grim edge]

Wow

Beth Harmon did that?

I haven’t seen that show in 4 years.

[keen parrot]

show

[grim edge]

I was only joking but I’m starting to realise that could be a good idea. A new chess method to get better.

[solid cairn]

I would crush Beth Harmon because I know 1. D4 d5 2. C4 e5 the one countergambit that crushes the queens gambit

[grim edge]

The Waifu Method

[keen parrot]

very real

[grim edge]

... Bruh

[grim edge]

Gonna write a book on my new chess method.

[grim edge]

pretty sure beth harmon didnt play the QG

[nimble niche]

hi vimun

[grim edge]

Good luck on that lol

[keen parrot]

hello

[grim edge]

I hate gambits. Idk if it’s just some psychological problem now because I’m so sure I can’t play them, but they always go wrong.

qg isnt a gambit

[slate bronze]

Welp my nitro will run out

[nimble niche]

do you think many people know who alfred rosenberg was?

[keen parrot]

no

[nimble niche]

do you know who he was?

[grim edge]

... Wtf is wrong with u

[keen parrot]

i kinda recognize his name but no

[slate bronze]

😭

[grim edge]

No we got it on our own (most ppl)

hi chat

[quiet sparrow]

Wazup chess people

[slate bronze]

Too bad i'm from Romania so no maney

[grim edge]

omg hi mashu

[nimble niche]

i don't know how to explain without breaking rules so just search the wikipedia page

[keen parrot]

yeah i googled him

[grim edge]

Hiii whismy

I got this on my own

enough abt that lets talk about why your parents split up bc of u

[grim edge]

QG = queens gambit?

[solid cairn]

Best way to beat a super GM: using your fists

[grim edge]

Bruhhh

[grim edge]

yes

[grim edge]

same

[grim edge]

Damn

[grim edge]

But it’s not actually a gambit? That’s an interesting gotcha if so

[severe oxide]

i used to buy nitro for $1

[grim edge]

Nah I'm just saying for fun

[solid cairn]

No

[grim edge]

Bro play like a machine !!!

well accepting the pawn leads to a worse position and white regains the pawn. Also in gambits the main like is to accepted but int the QG there are many ways to decline

[solid cairn]

A more efficient way to beat a super grandmaster is to just: use a crowbar

[grim edge]

im a super grandmaster 🥺

[grim edge]

Gothamchess: I beat kids

Lol

[grim edge]

Gothsmchess accused Hikaru of cheating

[solid cairn]

I remember that clip

[grim edge]

I watched the video but he uses coockbait titles like that, he gets slandered like that

*clickbait

[severe oxide]

coockbait is wild

[grim edge]

Lol

[solid cairn]

Ok 8.43.453.46
N°927°82 W°822°566°7

[grim edge]

How ur day so far whismy :)

[solid cairn]

Get ready blud

[grim edge]

NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SEVEN DEGREES OF LATTITUDE 😭

[solid cairn]

Swear

[grim edge]

Then let's play

[solid cairn]

Bet let's go to @grim edge hous

And beat him to death

[grim edge]

🥺

[solid cairn]

💀

[grim edge]

them btw

[solid cairn]

Them?

Who else am I beating

Let's pay Hans Neiman a visit

[grim edge]

Bro is a whole chess team

[grim edge]

It's a pronounce

Look at my pronouns

[solid cairn]

I don't support that stuff I'm a Christian

Ok

[severe oxide]

me personally i wouldn’t let that slide

[solid cairn]

No u I'm on phone

U send the link

[grim edge]

Ok good for u

[solid cairn]

Ik

[grim edge]

huh whats happening?

[severe oxide]

had get my input in 🙏😔

[grim edge]

oh yall r pieces of shit huh

You know you can make a link in phone, right

[grim edge]

Chaos

[solid cairn]

Bro how am I gonna do blitz on a phone

[grim edge]

nah i aint taking shit from somebody named vsmacky poo. they/them

[solid cairn]

There's a ting called rapid.. teehee..

[solid cairn]

Why are yo so triggered that I don't want to involve in that stuff

Like bro

Leave me alone it's my own religion

[nimble niche]

i always play blitz on phone

[solid cairn]

Cool I dont

[grim edge]

bruh where in the bible does it say not to use they/them

[solid cairn]

Where in the Bible does it say that I have to use they/them

[grim edge]

do unto others as you would have them do unto you comes to mind

i call you he/him because you want to

[solid cairn]

Blud what 💀

[grim edge]

BRO HAVE U NEVER READ THO BOOK 😭

[nimble niche]

where in the bible does it say to go argue about gender and politics

[grim edge]

I'm not even christan idk what going on

[grim edge]

I'd argue we call someone him cause he was born a male?

[barren holly]

i just played my first blitx or whatever you say that 10 minute game after 1-2 months

[solid cairn]

I read the Bible, I go to church, I'm not done with the Bible yet and how would I say a saying from the Bible from the top of my head

[barren holly]

only got 86.6 accuracy

[solid cairn]

A specific one like bro hop off

[grim edge]

and if i called him she/her hed be irritated

[grim edge]

because its the mf golden rule. is one of the most well known verses

like how are you a christian and you dont know this

[grim edge]

That would be grammatically and biologically incorrect, so you might do it, but no one will agree with you

[solid cairn]

If you called me a girl that would be a insult (not I a offending way) because I don't care and I don't throw a sissy fit just because people don't want to play pretend with me

[nimble niche]

the golden rule is to shut up if you can't convince someone

[grim edge]

oh hundreds of millions of people do i assure you

[grim edge]

This is true

[grim edge]

You speak for hundreds of millions of people?

[grim edge]

yeah itd be an insult because you use he/him. why not afford me the same dignity

[grim edge]

dawg thats a wholeass new sentence. i never said that

[solid cairn]

Like literally your not gonna change my mind your just making me have a negative view on your ideals because your trying to force your ideals apon me. @grim edge

I don't like that

[grim edge]

lol a christian being worried about forcing ideals on people

[nimble niche]

if you don't agree with their views, shut up and save your energy

[grim edge]

you JUST SAID you wouldnt use they/them because of your religion

[barren holly]

...

[solid cairn]

Yeah so stop trying to force your make believe crap onto me it makes me uncomfortable

[barren holly]

wdym by that

[grim edge]

hehehe

[grim edge]

yeah being misgendered makes me uncomfortable thats why im arguing with you abt it 😭

[barren holly]

direct speach

[solid cairn]

Misgendered? What gender are you then

[keen parrot]

be respectful

[grim edge]

he did tho 😭 scroll up

Hold up here I'm about to say smth sex and gender are 2 different things

[barren holly]

ok

[keen parrot]

the difference is that i didnt have gender with your momma last night

[grim edge]

hehe i love arguing with people on the internet

[solid cairn]

BRO HES COMING AT ME IVE TOLD HIM MULTIPLE TIMES I DONT PARTAKE IN THAT STUFF AND HE KEEPS PERSISTING THAT I MUST PLAY ALONG WITH HIM WHEN ITS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE

[silent quest]

@mods

[open crown]

Hello chat

[grim edge]

youre not the victim here dawg

[keen parrot]

pause he is WHAT at you

[grim edge]

What did I do to deserve this ;-;

[open crown]

First time

[grim edge]

also they/them you child

[solid cairn]

Bro.

[keen parrot]

venti pfp

[grim edge]

My mom is old and sick bro ;-;

[solid cairn]

Bro idc hop off leave me alone

[nimble niche]

i used to always get into political arguments but they're always just a waste of energy so now i say nothing when other people talk about their own social/political views

[keen parrot]

oh im sorry 😔

[solid cairn]

I ain't talking to you anymore dawg @grim edge

[night yacht]

Hop off his dick bro

[open crown]

Chat going too fast

[grim edge]

blessed be he who granteth my wishes

[solid cairn]

Fax

[grim edge]

not my fault king james was hot

[solid cairn]

English+10skill

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

u can continue not talking to me

[solid cairn]

I wasn't talking to you I was talking to @grim edge

[grim edge]

oops! you just did

[keen parrot]

nug is an ally!

[solid cairn]

You induced the conversation first

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-26835827

[grim edge]

whatever u say honey

[nimble niche]

just shut up with all this argument, what are you gonna achieve by changing one person's views?

[solid cairn]

Tilt don't make me get on my conputer

[keen parrot]

its funny to watch them mald

[grim edge]

basic courtesy usually

[grim edge]

this too 😭

[grim edge]

[solid cairn]

Ok bro 💀 that's gross

[primal shore]

@grim edge omg ily

[keen parrot]

what are you going to do, have me accidentally dox myself by going on a dating site?

[grim edge]

HI LUCY OMG

[solid cairn]

No bruh I was gonna go on my PC to get the speech bubble gifs

[trail prism]

man the tf2 theme songs are 🔥

[keen parrot]

you saved them for the images dont lie

[grim edge]

yah

[arctic heart]

i got 1100 elo lesgo

[nimble niche]

i used to always argue but i realised that there's no point in spending half an hour to change one person's views

[solid cairn]

Nope I'm not weird

[grim edge]

Nice!!!

[grim edge]

its not abt him its abt everyone else

@arctic heart hi little bruv, wanna play

[arctic heart]

sure thing

[solid cairn]

Actually you're right I realize they are trying to get a rise out of me

[grim edge]

I'll invite you

did you not just misgender me just to make a point

oh no i never did

[barren holly]

bro i was playing daily and i just said salam o alaikum and the guy resigned

[primal shore]

I quite enjoy them, get to exorcise my debating ability however its hard to find someone on the Internet you can accept being wrong

[barren holly]

i think

[arctic heart]

everyone does?

[grim edge]

i like arguing with ppl on the internet bc im really bored

[primal shore]

Habibi no gender plz

Habibis stop this fightings plz

Please habibis

[barren holly]

guys who is going to win 400 vs 1107

[grim edge]

eh if u say so. soz for all that then

[arctic heart]

They have an alter ego?

[grim edge]

400 bro

[nimble niche]

if you spend half an hour to change what he believes, that'd only be his views, what impact are you making by trading happiness for changing one person's views at a time

[grim edge]

@arctic heart https://play.chess.com/gviSv

[grim edge]

honestly? i argue bc its important to me and its also very amusing

[barren holly]

bro are you serious that me how on the world am i going to win from a guy who plays daily

[primal shore]

It's not trading happiness its enjoying trying to change someone's views

[random drum]

I would get a lot of hate on this but idk why "I don't like vaishali"

||I like women chess but not vaishali||

[grim edge]

i understand not being used to it lol. dw :p

daily is a good gamemode

[grim edge]

If a 2500 elo can beat magnus then u can bro

[primal shore]

Although given this is the Internet they probably know they are wrong and don't want to admit it, at least that's been my experience most of the time

[grim edge]

Well the thing is, you never gonna change anyone's view on an angry online debate isn't it obvious

[silk abyss]

Is Anna cramling here?

[primal shore]

I'm never really angry in them and it's fun to be so calm when someone is so worked up

[grim edge]

@arctic heart little bruv did you click on the link

[silk abyss]

I'm looking for Anna cramling

[grim edge]

ive never actually watched anna cramling. is she good?

[silk abyss]

I like her yeah

[primal shore]

I proved to an Islam that evolution exists and his refutation for that was "no it isn't true"

[arctic heart]

i did

[primal shore]

She's a decent 2100 WFM

[silk abyss]

If anyone here has her phone member please dm me

[arctic heart]

send a challenge there i added you

[acoustic mason]

Sounds like you didn't prove it then

[stuck kestrel]

u proved to an islam. sure.

[primal shore]

Almost got a WIM norm in the etcc

[random drum]

can u drop that please?

[nimble niche]

there are better pastimes than arguing with random people on discord

[grim edge]

oh lord. goodluck lucy 🫡

[random drum]

it's a chess server

[stuck kestrel]

what did u do, write a theorem proof?

[stuck kestrel]

no u didnt

[grim edge]

chat im gonna go get a rootbeer who wants?

[acoustic mason]

Lucy is cooking

[primal shore]

No I proved it the thing was when I asked them there opinion instead of giving an argument with facts and points etc they just denied it, which is when you know you've won an argument against someone on the Internet because they stop being logical and stating facts or citing sources

[silk abyss]

No no I swear I'm just trying to see where she pees

[acoustic mason]

Nuh uh

[primal shore]

You can argue anything is a better pastime then something

[stuck kestrel]

Wow, congratulations. Thats a real great victory you should be proud

[grim edge]

eh probably but im tired and want smth to do

[solid cairn]

Who ghost pinged

[stuck kestrel]

[silk abyss]

Imagine arguing on the internet

[primal shore]

nah they never mean anything to me I just find it funny when they get all flustered because I used basic argumentive skills to make them question their beliefs they've based their entire life on

[primal shore]

My real pastime is playing with my kitty!!

[grim edge]

now that the argument ended i have nothing to do smh

[grim edge]

omg. tell buddy i love him

[primal shore]

He's a cute lil guy

[grim edge]

"little" he is a meter long

[primal shore]

uhhh

Little in my heart

[grim edge]

how many kilograms does he weigh? 8?

[primal shore]

around

[grim edge]

hes a fatass. hes GARFIELD

[primal shore]

HES NOT FAT

[grim edge]

YES HE IS. HES MASSIVE

[primal shore]

he's just big

[acoustic mason]

Same

[grim edge]

buddy has his own gravitational pull

[primal shore]

Would you call a 150kg body builder who is all muscle fat?

[acoustic mason]

Yes

[grim edge]

is your cat all muscle

[stuck kestrel]

every object does

[grim edge]

does ur cat even lift?

[silk abyss]

Does your cat even own a bowflex?

[primal shore]

Hes a lot bigger so obv hes gonna weigh more

[grim edge]

i love him tbh

me and buddy are similar in so many ways

[primal shore]

it's like calling a 5 year old you knew fat because they grew 20kg and are now 10

[acoustic mason]

I mean, isn't that just anouther way of saying fat?

[grim edge]

ur cat is fat and silly

[barren holly]

DAA RUUK

[keen parrot]

he is just big boned

[silk abyss]

Where is this cat, now I'm curious

[primal shore]

fat means unhealthly overweight

Which he is not

[grim edge]

whats even worse is that lucys cat is so well proportioned that he looks completely normal. but hes HUGE

[swift abyss]

[primal shore]

Him in window

[silk abyss]

Circles are proportionate too

[acoustic mason]

Fine, he's chonky then

[primal shore]

That's not even how tall he is either

[grim edge]

see? completely normal looking cat. but hes so LONG

[primal shore]

Look at this doooood

[dire cargo]

Simba

[acoustic mason]

Oh that's the cat? How did the fat claim even start? that's just a healthy cat

[dire cargo]

No I mean mufasa

[keen parrot]

straight vibin

[primal shore]

Chomk

[grim edge]

fatass

[primal shore]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-lion-animal-windy-gif-16642021

[primal shore]

That's what he thinks

Yessir

[acoustic mason]

I mean when he's sitting he does look a bit chonky. But stretched out he's a healthy size

[viscid jacinth]

It says there is another match tomorrow of india vs Australia

[dapper nymph]

Today I participated in the school chess tournament and I screwed up my first match because a beautiful girl was sitting across from me 😄

[dire cargo]

Delulu ahhole

[grim edge]

i would send my car but no image perms

[primal shore]

He doesn't pay rent or have a job so I was thinking of making him a twitter account so he's some use smh

I'm allergic

[dire cargo]

[primal shore]

Or was allergic

[barren holly]

ok

[viscid jacinth]

I mean we were losing anyways why a rematch

[keen parrot]

what is a lergic?

[void fjord]

😮

[primal shore]

It was my only allergy

[keen parrot]

oh wait its arabic, al-ergic

[barren holly]

its a desktop wallpaper

[primal shore]

Yiss habibi

[void fjord]

Very nice!

[primal shore]

Look at my balls

[acoustic mason]

I have to pop a ton of antihistamines whenever I visit my friend. Because her cat always sets me off I hate it because I love cats so much

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-al-nassr-alnassr-al-nassr-arab-cup-cristiano-ronaldo-gif-8569467095353713493

[keen parrot]

ngl i want those in my mouth

[barren holly]

why you frying them

[viscid jacinth]

Heavenly

[primal shore]

To eat them

[barren holly]

with ketchup

[dire cargo]

Blud thinks he's funny

[viscid jacinth]

Bro is cooking

[primal shore]

AND RUIN THE FOOD???

Only 1

[barren holly]

probably

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-ronaldo-ronaldo-manchester-ronaldo-united-ronaldo-is-back-gif-23160181

[void fjord]

I used have this live wallpaper app for a while that every time you moved your mouse the wallpaper would make that fluid swirl it was pretty

[primal shore]

You do not put ketchup on pork that is a warcrime

[barren holly]

nice

[viscid jacinth]

Man i would love some pork with honey

[barren holly]

its pork oh .....

[keen parrot]

only pork where its acceptable is hot dog ig

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-gif-24735471

[primal shore]

ah you cannot eat it ay?

[viscid jacinth]

I am hindu

[acoustic mason]

That's "pork"

[viscid jacinth]

So like you chose the wrong person lol

[barren holly]

yup

[keen parrot]

it has pork in it (:

[primal shore]

Hot dogs nasty

[viscid jacinth]

Hot dogs are just worse sandwiches

[keen parrot]

pork steaks with the oil on top 🤤 🛢️

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ipl-ipl2023-rcb-2023-rcb-ipl-2023-rcb-gif-3417299138783682436

[primal shore]

I remember I asked my mother what a hotdog was and she said French sausage lmao

[keen parrot]

no way bro its half a dollar

[barren holly]

fluuuuuuuu

[viscid jacinth]

And some honey

[nimble niche]

aussies use bread instead of hotdog buns and call it sausage sizzles

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-ronaldo-ronaldo-laughing-laughing-laughing-hysterically-gif-18788110

[keen parrot]

its about the cheapest food you can get here

[primal shore]

I pay a lot of money for good sausage

[keen parrot]

how much

[primal shore]

I've spent like 600 euro on sausages alone this year

[dire cargo]

Ah alr got me

[keen parrot]

bro thinks he is zlatan

[primal shore]

my diet consists of mainly bread water and peanutbutter

And the rest is meat and sometimes potatoe

[viscid jacinth]

I got a funny joke but its offensive

[primal shore]

Uh oh

[viscid jacinth]

My diet consists of sugar

[primal shore]

mOdS

[viscid jacinth]

salt

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ibra-ibrahimovic-zlatan-dance-xoxo-gif-20471141

[primal shore]

Van him!!

[trail prism]

beutiful

[primal shore]

@ servermod

[torpid bobcat]

Na Cl

[acoustic mason]

Woah that's offensive

[viscid jacinth]

Man elon Zuckerberg really be

[viscid jacinth]

I didnt say the joke yet

[primal shore]

I had a dream the other night where i met Elon musk

[grim edge]

mm im eating taffy rn

[slate owl]

looks like something from league

[keen parrot]

where is messis euro

[keen parrot]

nightmare*

[dire cargo]

Server mod ❌
Serve the mods

[primal shore]

He was absolutely positively beyond a shadow of a doubt a complete asshole

[viscid jacinth]

Was it a dream or did he just deleted your memory of you meeting him by installing a brain chip in your head

[arctic heart]

Messi stole the Ballon D'or again 💀

[primal shore]

All I asked him was if he liked chocolate and he looked at me with such disgust

Like bro....its just chocolate it ain't that deep

[viscid jacinth]

Chocolate??? Poor people stuff

[primal shore]

I felt like he was staring daggers into me

[viscid jacinth]

Also its a dream chill sis

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/gullybet-indian-cricket-cricket-crickets-king-koheli-gif-27442898

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/tomaa-ahii-celebrating-eat-it-football-gif-16563655

[arctic heart]

he has a canon event

[arctic heart]

wut da hel

[dire cargo]

It happened on tv

[dire cargo]

The coach went bonkers after that goal ngl

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-react-reaction-gif-25967770

[primal shore]

OMG NEW DISXORD FEATURR WHAT

[dire cargo]

Manager went bokers too

Mean while ronaldo

[keen parrot]

wha

[acoustic mason]

What feature?

[primal shore]

YOU CAN SLIDE MESSAGES OVER TO REPLY TO THEM

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-cristiano-ronaldo-juventus-cristiano-ronaldo-juventus-atletico-gif-25841576

[primal shore]

Prob only on mobile

[keen parrot]

yeah you can on phone

[acoustic mason]

You on the new UI?

[primal shore]

But still

No thank god

[keen parrot]

im still on it and starting to get used to it ngl

[primal shore]

Still the same UI since I got it

Idk. It just is

[acoustic mason]

If you're on old UI how does that work? There's already a function for swiping both ways

[keen parrot]

new ui has some nice features like instantly sorting files in dms

[coral hatch]

hello chess nerds.

Chessie cheesy nerds.

[arctic heart]

hello non-chess nerd

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/kohli-virat-kohli-virat-kohli-new-look-king-kohli-ben-stokes-gif-6292153059159992712

[primal shore]

Well about that

[coral hatch]

I'm not a nerd at all.

I'm the good boy.

[arctic heart]

That's something a nerd would say

[primal shore]

I can't seem to swipe to the other side unless I go somewhere there isn't a message

[acoustic mason]

If they are replacing the swipe gesture for the menus I'm going to riot. It's the main reason I like this god forsaken app

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/far-from-over-kalamkaar-prarthana-krsna-gif-11604114009411447892

[nimble niche]

who even texts with full stops

[coral hatch]

I have a certificate that says that I'm not a nerd.

[primal shore]

Me.

[arctic heart]

not me

[coral hatch]

Also I'm bad at chess, so that proves I'm not a nerd.

[keen parrot]

what did swiping left do in the old ui i forgor

[primal shore]

Nah I'm kidding I only do sometimes

[coral hatch]

Swiper no swiping.

[arctic heart]

Why would you need such if you really aren't a nerd

[acoustic mason]

Which direction does it replace? The server list side, or the user list side?

[coral hatch]

To prove to people who think that I'm a nerd.

[primal shore]

One brings up servers and dms the other brings up server info like members online etc

[acoustic mason]

Also, I'm on beta why do I never get the new features

[keen parrot]

ah right

[coral hatch]

I'm very bad at chess, so that another point for me being not a nerd.

[primal shore]

The one that shows you server members

So I can still easily go to my dms

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-stokes-stokes-shifty-shifty-eyes-england-cricket-gif-7714584488980811925

[coral hatch]

Let's typerace people.

[arctic heart]

That sounds like skill issue

[coral hatch]

I'll send the invite. Click and join.

[acoustic mason]

Oh that's not too bad but still annoying

[keen parrot]

yeah so that setup would be optimal

i rarely check server members but reply a lot

[coral hatch]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=26ishfmt89

[primal shore]

Me too

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/virat-kohli-ben-stokes-bhenchod-high-five-ecb-gif-15355158

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-stokes-gif-cricket-sports-england-gif-3043131956538976270

[coral hatch]

that's a potty mouth man. I'm sorry that he used to be our captain. I hate him.

[acoustic mason]

I do but mostly to fidget. I just slide the message window back and forth. I'm gonna end up accidentally replying so much when I get it

[primal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mod-miguel-gato-cat-gif-22365379

[coral hatch]

Stop flexing, if you're Australian.

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/run-machine-virat-kohli-cricket-sports-ind-gif-13700310090514106757

[coral hatch]

I'm an Indian but I don't feel bad about India losing, because I don't like cricket at all.

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/sachin-tendulkar-bye-bye-bhibatsam-hello-ta-ta-gif-25961098

[keen parrot]

you dont want to see my dm list 💀

[coral hatch]

Australians, how do you feel about winning?

[torpid bobcat]

so what do you like

[grim edge]

now I do

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeja-ravindra-jadeja-cricket-pushpa-gif-24991732

[coral hatch]

Sachin, the best man in the world.

[keen parrot]

4 out of my last 6 dms are with girls kek

[grim edge]

interesting

[coral hatch]

@torpid bobcat I like girls.

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/mohammed-shami-gif-cricket-sports-india-gif-5690350925051370030

[grim edge]

66%

[nimble niche]

i didn't stay up to watch the game and i don't follow cricket but it's nice ig

if we won fifa world cup we would've gotten a public holiday but we don't get that for cricket so I don't really care

[void fjord]

I’ve never even set eyes on a game lol

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/arrival-of-siraj-gif-cricket-sports-india-gif-16328066364779702772

[coral hatch]

Indian cricket team is full of narcissistic idiots. It's good they lost. That will bring them to earth.

[random drum]

ur mum

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-bumrah-bumrah-cricket-sports-india-gif-8662797228287393828

Same game actually

[random drum]

I am tired now lol;

[nimble niche]

reunification match fr

[dire cargo]

Both took wicket in same hame I assume

[dire cargo]

Skill issues

Wow India been a winner all this time huh

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> ...

[grim edge]

well I am probably gonna get banned now

[dire cargo]

Come on dude

[grim edge]

thanks for not being able to take a joke

[dire cargo]

Nah that was funny

[primal shore]

Bro this is just gore

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801670443382997142/870383183198310470/image0-1.gif

[primal shore]

That's fcked up

[grim edge]

Gore?

[primal shore]

That was deadass gore

That was a man on fire

[grim edge]

it was fake

[dire cargo]

Nah it was funny not fkd up...after that he won't be able to fk up anymore

[dire cargo]

Say it was photoshoped

[nimble niche]

ive sent some fcked up things in private servers before

[primal shore]

If a beheading was fake are you still gonna post it here??

[grim edge]

it obviously was

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[keen parrot]

funny or not, this isnt the place where you post videos of a man lighting himself on fire with earrape CBT voiceover

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-real-madrid-calm-patience-soccer-gif-14723109

[grim edge]

no because that’s not funny

💀

[primal shore]

Neither is a man burning to death.

[dire cargo]

Prolly real then

[void fjord]

Same…😑

[dire cargo]

I didn't post it

[keen parrot]

then dont justify it

[dire cargo]

Not that deep... get the pun?

[stuck kestrel]

real funny

[primal shore]

Damn bro got locked out

[dire cargo]

Ikr

[primal shore]

Not even TO

[stuck kestrel]

i wanna see it

[primal shore]

Good riddance tbh

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/testing-new-deez-nuts-ha-teeth-gif-15758045

[stuck kestrel]

?

what lmao

water with fire?

[primal shore]

They're talking about a gore video of a man burning to death

[nimble niche]

probably a layer of oil or smth

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-avatar-the-last-air-bender-gif-18186921

[trail prism]

man i got mated in 1 before i delivered mate 💀

damned bishop

[stuck kestrel]

congratulations

[grim edge]

Welcome back

[nimble niche]

his wife would think otherwise

[stuck kestrel]

what

[dire cargo]

nah man

[grim edge]

hi chat

do i wear flannel today?

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/exaggeration-you-know-what-too-much-go-too-far-dramatic-gif-20365059

[stuck kestrel]

no

[grim edge]

what if i do tho

[stuck kestrel]

no

[grim edge]

and what if i wear jeans. and carry an axe

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/flannel-lumberjack-beard-dancing-gif-15510446

[grim edge]

and what if - hear me out - i chop down a tree

[stuck kestrel]

do it

[trail prism]

tmr ima go with a tie and a suit at school

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-beast-gif-22973459

[grim edge]

dang u don't remember me?

[primal shore]

@grim edge you look good in anything and especially nothing

[stuck kestrel]

i kinda remember ur name

[grim edge]

the ladies love me 🥴

[primal shore]

It's me I'm the ladies

[stuck kestrel]

but i am slightly demented so.. not that much

[dire cargo]

They them fr

[primal shore]

Right chat I gtg cheers

[trail prism]

I am nearly deadly scared of most women

[keen parrot]

cya

[grim edge]

das vedanya

[stuck kestrel]

thats my worst fear

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-tate-top-g-big-daddy-tate-andrew-tate-wallpaper-gif-4615993690218997006

[grim edge]

WOMEN ‼️

[trail prism]

imagine i got to deal with over 16 girls in my class ;-;

[swift abyss]

Equip the woman repellent

[grim edge]

men r hotter

[nimble niche]

just pretend they don't exist and your fear is gone

[stuck kestrel]

whats that

[grim edge]

you dont talk to women because you are afraid of women. i dont talk to women because i am attracted to men. we are not the same

[trail prism]

the problem is not they in person but the fact i do not understand their acctions

[swift abyss]

Repels women

[stuck kestrel]

[nimble niche]

car petrol

[stuck kestrel]

ok thanks

[solid cairn]

Did I cyber bully this 1400

[trail prism]

from what i learnt the thing that repels them the most is using autism form

[swift abyss]

Thats the v3 version

It repels every living breathing thing

[trail prism]

so I just have to act like a autist and they gone

[grim edge]

great sage

[stuck kestrel]

not me, i love the smell of things that can kill me like gasoline,paint

im pretty sure sniffing those things too much is harmful

[solid cairn]

I love gasoline smell to

[nimble niche]

great idea, now just act like one all the time

[stuck kestrel]

you already completed that step

[native axle]

Everyone loves that tho

[nimble niche]

mental hospital this way, sir

[trail prism]

true

[swift abyss]

Gasoline smell:

Gasoline taste:

[trail prism]

i got 101% at the online autism test

[solid cairn]

BRO IT SMELLS GOOD

[solid cairn]

@native axle

[native axle]

Brilliant

[stuck kestrel]

i got 100% on the autism test without even studying 🔥 💯

[trail prism]

me too

[native axle]

You're underated serene

[grim edge]

who said I can't have 10000 calories?

[swift abyss]

Why does gasoline smell good

[nimble niche]

did you get an extra chromosome in your chromosome test?

[swift abyss]

Legit the older brother of vanilla extract

[trail prism]

yes

[stuck kestrel]

vanilla extract is overrated

[nimble niche]

how about 47 on the chromosome test?

[grim edge]

INCORRECT

[grim edge]

same as gasoline

i chug vanilla extract

[stuck kestrel]

i got 48/47

i even got an extra mark

im too good

[nimble niche]

do you know what the reference was? 💀

[stuck kestrel]

no

explain

[nimble niche]

47 chromosomes is down syndrome

[stuck kestrel]

bruh ofcourse i got that

oh mb i meant 47/46

i forgot people have 46 not 47

[nimble niche]

46 is what most people have

[vale arch]

when is gothamchess streaming

[stuck kestrel]

damn i had a biology exam today and i already forgor

[trail prism]

💀

[vale arch]

💀

[nimble niche]

how are you so good at chromosome tests that you got one more than everyone else?

[trail prism]

took the test again

[stuck kestrel]

im built different

[vale arch]

?

[primal mirage]

congrats, u have contributed to the confirmation of the stereotype

[trail prism]

why u named Wyoming

[primal mirage]

Wyoming tf, i aint a us state

[nimble niche]

wyoming citizen try not to be racist for 24 hours challenge

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/going-to-wyoming-wyoming-zigzagoon-gif-23763536

[primal mirage]

lmao fr

[nimble niche]

minnesota resident try not to shoplift challenge

[primal mirage]

impossible

i wont be racist tho

[trail prism]

dude i got my acc raided by 3 guys from Wyoming they got acces to internet for the first time in their existence aparently rhis year

[nimble niche]

arizona resident get an ice pack challenge

texas try allocate more funding to school security challenge

[trail prism]

aight this is the 2nd test i think i need to get checked 💀

[primal mirage]

Mental healty professional 💀💀

[trail prism]

Wyoming is talking :D

[primal mirage]

I finna call u autistic duck

[trail prism]

U chess master ?

[primal mirage]

No im Wyoming remember

[trail prism]

oh yeah

[nimble niche]

chess is for autists

[trail prism]

fr

[primal mirage]

💀ye he contributed to the stereotype greatly

[solid cairn]

You and chess players have something in common it seems

[calm peak]

So I juts got an email that said my account was closed. Why? I was winning but that was because I play irl. My account was just made 2 days ago!

[keen parrot]

whats your name, ill check for you

[calm peak]

Camden4B

[trail prism]

who wanna listen with me the tf2 theme songs ?

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[primal mirage]

100 accuracy, bro diffy

[grim edge]

Bro what the heck is this, after Qf3 Most people play d5???

[primal mirage]

samn

[austere magnet]

It’s just 11 games from masters, check the player database

[nimble niche]

en passant trap

[trail prism]

ngl smth like thta would be unpredictable if u would play it against a under 1000

like some people never used or heard of en passant

wtf i just read 💀

[visual garnet]

anyone wanna play bullet?

[calm peak]

Bro. I play irl all the time against people and win every time. I wanted to go and face better players. To do that I need to get high elo. So I'm not allowed to in or else it thinks I'm cheating?

[visual garnet]

anyone?

[keen parrot]

this aint how you gonna grow your gaming org lil bro

[visual garnet]

bullet?

[honest drift]

💀

[calm peak]

What does that mean

[austere magnet]

[keen parrot]

just in case

[honest drift]

Can someone gift me gold subscription on cc

I need to do puzles

[keen parrot]

try catfishing for it

[austere magnet]

Do them on lichess

[honest drift]

Trolling to catfishing, sounds funny

[keen parrot]

my girlfriend has gotten 2 months of gold for free so..

[honest drift]

I already have a 2500 lc puzzle rating i jut want to get 3100 puzzles on cc currently 3027 did 3 today all of them were corect

[austere magnet]

Gotcha

[honest drift]

restarted playing on cc so i can hit 2200 there too cuz apparently people be complaining bout inflation

[grim edge]

bright

[honest drift]

damn cats r actually cute

[keen parrot]

poor catto getting sunlight in eyes

[grim edge]

HE GOT THERE HIMSELF

[grim edge]

IDIOT

[grim edge]

look at HIM

[grim edge]

PERISH

[grim edge]

MORON

BEGONE, KRILL

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[grim edge]

yawn

[nimble niche]

i got it for free but i didn't even need it since i don't do puzzles

[grim edge]

shaky ahh pic

[austere magnet]

She was moving when I took it

[grim edge]

ok but

[keen parrot]

daemon

[grim edge]

matt daemon

[potent merlin]

Yes you can in my dms

[nimble niche]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887972939079778344/1114121172263637002/IMG_20230602_165804.jpg?ex=6569a532&is=65573032&hm=08b9ac4c85a159a78bfcbe3a9296c7116dadeea14cfe5bb11b6d7c71919b371e&

[keen parrot]

bro replied to a 7 month old msg

[nimble niche]

i still have this for some reason

in the animals section of my school library of course!

[coral cloud]

looks like a altered copy pasta

[tropic yoke]

the rooook

[novel moat]

you need to play fide rated tournaments!

[unique totem]

When Danny rensch will answer our questions

?

[stable mirage]

google jt

[unique totem]

@strange skiff

@vast granite @timber walrus

[grim edge]

Chess anyone

[unique totem]

low quality and disrespectful joke i will block you only neanderthals does joke like this

[pallid flower]

so may intellectual and sophisticated chess players

[honest drift]

I dont either but the 3100 looking mad cool

i reached 3000 last time i had gold for a month then never did puzles

also btw is there actually a 2200+ chat

[novel moat]

yes

[lean owl]

caro kann defense in ohio

[honest drift]

k give me a week lel

[novel moat]

no

[frank bobcat]

wuts a good defense for black i just got to 700 elo and i only know scadinavian and caro-kan

[lean owl]

guys why is it easier to win against 1300s but harder against 8--s?

[honest drift]

wdym no

[novel moat]

no

why aren't you there already

[honest drift]

i was playing on lichess

:/

[novel moat]

ew

[mighty stone]

is the arena kings link posted yet? or no cuz idk how to find it

[lean owl]

watch gotham chess 10 mins opening

[graceful lintel]

Caro kann is good for long run

Learn every single line of Caro and etc

[novel moat]

idk about caro being good for long run

[lean owl]

you*

[graceful lintel]

one of my fav series of Gotham but websites would be better

[novel moat]

[graceful lintel]

Ded chat

[silent quest]

@graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

Cries wyd

[silent quest]

What was that last game you played

[graceful lintel]

Lest not talk abt that ☠️

[silent quest]

A draw lost to time

[graceful lintel]

Timeout

[silent quest]

[mighty stone]

who has the arena kings link? or how do u join

[graceful lintel]

cries

[silent quest]

c ries

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🗣️😭

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[silent quest]

Pretty good hbu

Im close to 1300

[mighty stone]

breh can someone send the arena kings link 😭

idk how to find it

[silent quest]

What is arena. King

[graceful lintel]

Less goo

[mighty stone]

ohh its at 10am 🤦‍♂️

[silent quest]

[late kestrel]

I am a peanut.

[hushed cloak]

omg guys i did it

[silent quest]

fm?

[novel moat]

how much did it cost

[lean owl]

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

BLUNDER NVM

[novel moat]

[hushed cloak]

nothin

[silent quest]

Good sac but doesn't work

[novel moat]

thats just not true

[hushed cloak]

i just played my last game and i got afm

[lean owl]

ik\

[hushed cloak]

[lean owl]

he just blunderd his queen

[novel moat]

it costs money no?

[hushed cloak]

ye. FM, IM and GM also cost

[hushed cloak]

but i was acm before so it cost nothing

[novel moat]

how much did it cost in total

[hushed cloak]

GJ

[hushed cloak]

why do you want to know

[novel moat]

just interested

[lean owl]

im going to start agressivly cussing

better gets the mods here

[hushed cloak]

some money

[hushed cloak]

[silent quest]

woah

Calm down pal

[lean owl]

ha PINNES

[urban jay]

What is the best black opening for beginners

[cedar osprey]

DM me 👍

[cyan yarrow]

Yooo I finished my Pc build last night

[covert spruce]

Caro-Kann

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuki-schwul-working-penguin-cute-gif-16755311

[viral epoch]

To... what?

[random drum]

The reason I don't like nepo:

• If we see the closing ceremony of Fide world championship 2023. He didn't congratulate ding liren and ding praised him in his speech.
• Then nepo made a tweet about it which said "Although blind chance sometimes decides the fate of a particular game, it can hardly prevent you from becoming the strongest chess player. 🧘🏻‍♂️"
• He got angry on harikrishna because nepo couldn't convert his advantage into a win during world blitz championship 2022. It was not harikrishna's mistake i guess. for more context let me put a video here

[random drum]

https://youtu.be/Ymq_Cbk4op4?si=NDKm38CMPMNt8ZlD

The only thing good about nepo is that he is a good player

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[trail prism]

Gentlemen life is no fun

[compact mantle]

no need to hold nepo under a magnifying glass bro

Let the man have a life

[unique totem]

Fake and trash title for 500 elo fortnite kids

[random drum]

but he should be polite

he should have called arbiter

instead of harrasing his opponent

and he lied about that "5 times in a row"

[compact mantle]

Yes, but we all make mistakes, it happened, we move on

[trail prism]

that's exageration most probably

[random drum]

he should have apologized to

hari

[trail prism]

who wanna ocme play gartic phone ?

[sleek oriole]

anybody wanna play chess in C?

[dreamy siren]

@lean bolt We have a problem

[dreamy siren]

Against e4 I'd say sicilian or e5. Against d4 I'd say nimzo, grúnfeld or semi-slav

[dreamy siren]

@urban jay but if you want just one if narrow it down to sicilian for e4 and nimzo for d4

[hushed cloak]

1400 elo

[unique totem]

no difference.

[hushed cloak]

Yes

[unique totem]

go pay money to fide and cry to your father to pay it

[hushed cloak]

Frfr

[grim edge]

hi chat

top 1%!!!!, 1650 rapid did the job

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[grim edge]

omg hi liya

im wearing a horrible outfit rn and i have no idea how to fix ir

[lament jacinth]

Doesn't that mean that you're in the top 99% of people

[grim edge]

youd think u couldnt go wrong with jeans a sweater and a coat but youd b wrong

[hushed cloak]

Good Job

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/flannel-lumberjack-beard-dancing-gif-15510446

[grim edge]

yeah i couldnt find my flanel 😭

[dire cargo]

Skill issue

[grim edge]

😭

[dire cargo]

Imagine not finding ur own cloth in ur own closet in ur own house

Damn

U lackin bro

[grim edge]

no, better than 99%, otb is a little different tho

[grim edge]

i have a very complex relationship with my clothes

my flannel gets tuesdays and thursdays off mb it thinks today is tuesday

[dire cargo]

Bro ur situation is like

An orphan kid trying to find his parents

[grim edge]

yuh and this orphan needs more flannels

seriously i look horrible rn and i dont feel like fixing it

[dire cargo]

Wait u r an orphan... my b for that joke

[grim edge]

no im not dw 😭

[dire cargo]

Bro no one has time to look at u and judge u... just go on with it

[dire cargo]

Bro stfu then... u scared me for a sec

[grim edge]

smh i have to be the most stylish person in the cafe

my hair is good rn tho so im thankful

[dire cargo]

The cafe that barely has any customer

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-emo-punk-hair-flip-gif-13673612

[grim edge]

me four eels

bonglord if god Himself told me to fix my pfp id accept my damnation

[dire cargo]

Bro got 4 eels? Damn

[unique totem]

americans trying to understand math

[grim edge]

lol the american SAT is so funny to me. any Indian taking the JEE advanced would laugh at us

[grim edge]

u talking about me?

[lime lava]

If you were the most stylish
Would you say that here...

[coral talon]

https://tenor.com/view/turkeys-run-turkeys-viralhog-chasing-sprinting-gif-276354428005158677

[dire cargo]

[unique totem]

lol in turkey we studying these topics at 2th grade at high school

sat is ez

[dreamy siren]

First mistake caring about brilliant moves. They're just a marketing scheme and overall the algorithm doesn't represent brilliant chess well. Instead it's setup to emotional appeal to beginners for marketing

[dire cargo]

Don't underestimate it

[primal shore]

I remember seeing the SAT and being like "this is supposed to be difficult?"

[dire cargo]

Even if it's ez it's hard to get into mit

[primal shore]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[coral talon]

second mistake, chess

[primal shore]

Americans sure as hell treat it like it is

[dire cargo]

It's not ment to be difficult... u just have to be on the top

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[keen parrot]

just like in bed

[dire cargo]

Fax

[dreamy siren]

People who care about brilliant moves may as well be worshipping the dirt. Likes its absolutely ridiculous how much people care about something so utterly worthless

[unique totem]

thats why lchess better. No marketing, everything is free no for mate in 1 moves

https://tenor.com/view/pouticommunist-communist-soviet-urss-cat-gif-22309986

[dreamy siren]

Facts

[primal shore]

Dumb thing to base future off of

[dire cargo]

U r not allowed to say that... Yes U

[keen parrot]

im allowed to say it

[dire cargo]

Bro pls don't... u 19 come on

[primal shore]

That's just one of the many things wrong with that country

[grim edge]

ok where the shit did i put my glasses

[keen parrot]

[dire cargo]

I mean u know what I'm talking bout

[primal shore]

what

[keen parrot]

mate the only one here who has the right to complain is lucy and i doubt she does

[dire cargo]

Wdym?

[hollow sierra]

Tell him to keep it pg 13

[grim edge]

we cant stop here, this is bat country!

[hollow sierra]

DDD is an acronym for uhh

[dire cargo]

Tf

[grim edge]

found my glasses

[grim edge]

This is a pain for me everyday lol

[keen parrot]

deep dark desires

[primal shore]

tf i did

[grim edge]

👁️👁️

[grim edge]

shame on me for buying clear plastic frames 😭

[unique totem]

ask to her is this real or not

[grim edge]

Ayoo

[lime lava]

Should I do it
Or you do it?

[hollow sierra]

Demonic desire December

[grim edge]

My glasses get destroy everytime I play sport now ;-;

[primal shore]

What's DDD

[grim edge]

aye aye I eye my eyes

[lime lava]

Wait what bruh

[grim edge]

dms

[hollow sierra]

Just google it up like how hard is it

[grim edge]

dissociative didentity disorder

[primal shore]

you guys need to grow up oml

I should just be trans on the Internet

My voice is masculine enough

[hollow sierra]

What's your favourite colour

[grim edge]

HAHAHAHAhahhahahahahaha hahahahaahahaaa HahaahAhaahHAHAHA

[primal shore]

Hate you

[bright glade]

never heard of that one

[primal shore]

<@&745328830649991179> this guy keeps talking about my body and is making me uncomfortable

[silent quest]

Gah dayum

[unique totem]

I ll proof it to every single member

[grim edge]

wow. that messages got deleted faster than u can say sexual abuse

[unique totem]

I promise guys o7

[bright glade]

prove what

[grim edge]

garfielg :3

bonglord u should make ur pfp garfielg

[grim edge]

Senku?

but im a wizard!

[silent quest]

https://tenor.com/view/kirbyy-gif-27456779

[silent quest]

Yes sir

[grim edge]

I love that anime

[silent quest]

me too