💬〡general-off-topic

[proud oasis]

Ngl it helped alot

[nova trellis]

im doing duolingo rn lol

[proud oasis]

you mean the language practice site?

[stable mirage]

omg free month of diamond

[proud oasis]

wait what

[nova trellis]

I use duolingo to learn french

[proud oasis]

Hold on, you telling me i can use it to earn diamond?

WHAT

[nova trellis]

wait really?

[echo kestrel]

Bruh my opponent just played 99.2 accuracy agianst me

[proud oasis]

Okay finna learn some french

[rapid lion]

How much?

Also how long does the diamond last?

I see

[proud oasis]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/94351373177
Made bro quit

[worn ice]

ShaharHarel (301) vs. KOTF3005 (180)

Move List

1. d4 e6 2. Nf3 c6 3. Bd2 d5 4. c3 Ne7 5. e3 f6 6. Na3 Nf5 7. c4 dxc4 8. Nxc4 h5 9. Qa4 b5 10. Qb3 Bb4 11. Qxb4 bxc4 12. Qxc4 e5 13. Qc3 O-O 14. O-O-O Na6 15. Bc4+ Be6 16. Bxe6+ Kh7 17. Bxf5+ Kh6 18. h4 Rg8 19. Rh3 g6 20. Be6 Re8 21. Bf7 Rf8 22. Bc4 c5 23. Bxa6 

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2311 (peak)
Blitz: 2222 (2314 peak)
Bullet: 2403 (peak)

[proud oasis]

Im 300 elo don't bully me

[rapid lion]

How do people get good at bullet

[nova trellis]

it says: We're sorry. Existing Premium members are not eligible for this special offer.

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1454 (1492 peak)
Blitz: 1167 (1194 peak)
Bullet: 1017 (1102 peak)

[rapid lion]

I never understand how people play so fast

[severe oxide]

quick thinking

[proud oasis]

Actually insane

[digital phoenix]

By playing like absolute shit

[proud oasis]

And if i cancel right away i get to keep the premium right?

Like cancle the free trial so i wont be charged after a month

I usually cancle right away and it end and i can forget about it without worry it will charge me

It asks me to

[stable mirage]

you do

[proud oasis]

Not too stressed about diamond really.

[rapid lion]

Code a waifu?

[stable mirage]

bye mom

[rapid lion]

Are you a programmer

[proud oasis]

Imagine coding a waifu

[covert cosmos]

huh

[rapid lion]

What language do you use to code a waifu?

Wow

[stable mirage]

please don’t use neuro as a model

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo

[echo kestrel]

Duras is actually so op

[echo kestrel]

It wins on move 1 even at the 2150 level

[rapid lion]

You should make that yandere

[keen hill]

.

[rapid lion]

From mirai nikki

Yes

[proud oasis]

My first ever anime really

[rapid lion]

I watched it a long time ago as well

[digital phoenix]

Mai nuts

[covert cosmos]

anime bad

[rapid lion]

Who's the character in your pfp?

[digital phoenix]

What

[rapid lion]

Is that chizuru?

[digital phoenix]

No it’s not

[rapid lion]

It's the other girl

[digital phoenix]

I’d expect a weeb to know better

[rapid lion]

I forgot the name

[proud oasis]

I recently finished the latest bleach seasson but after that quit anime since i hate animes with high piched voice actors.

[rapid lion]

Rent a gf is trash

[digital phoenix]

I don’t watch any anime

[rapid lion]

I haven't watched bleach yet

[proud oasis]

shit is legendary

Ngl new animes just suck

but thats my opinion really.

[rapid lion]

Frieren is a very very good anime

It's airing rn

Potential classic in the making

[proud oasis]

I usually wait till it ends then binge watch it

waiting a week per ep is annoying

your profile pic looks like your the google street view guy that captures in remote areas

[twin moon]

Cowboy bebop is a fun anime

[proud oasis]

how high is it

ugh in meters? im not american

4.2 km

Awesome view

[spring raptor]

dont fall buddy

noo :c

wait where is that

oooooh

[proud oasis]

Btw i noticed chess.com actually banned the russian flag from showing

[spring raptor]

ive been planning mountain climbs myself too, its so much fun

been restricted to east coast so ive never been about 7000 ft

[proud oasis]

I just saw it (im new)

[spring raptor]

finally going to rainier and hood next summer

[proud oasis]

Metric system

[spring raptor]

wait same?!?!

https://tenor.com/view/blue-color-gif-26141023

what youre used to living at is what im used to hiking to 😭

my goal is all 50 peaks, crazy as it is

got 5 so far, aiming for 14 by next fall

yups

[proud oasis]

I would pass out the first 1.5 km

[spring raptor]

twin lakes is nice though

[final condor]

Jump, the camera man always lives (this a joke before my skull gets crushed)

[spring raptor]

right next to it

[final condor]

get that sick downward video like a drone shot

[spring raptor]

i mean itd be difficult regardless of steepness

a full day thing, not to mention the highest point in the 48

especially as someone who lives at 400 ft

[final condor]

Colorado skiing is awesome

[spring raptor]

im not even doing elbert anytime soon tbf, and from what im told rainier and hood are comfortably 3 and 4 in terms of continental 48 difficulty

behind montana and wyoming naturally

youre the 2nd person ive met in my entire life that has said they want to climb denali. that is so cool

wish they kept going 😭 thatd be an awesome story if they had succeeded

though i think it goes by natural highpoint

[grim edge]

this sneaky bastard showed me why i shouldnt premove e6 d5 (bullet)

lol

[stable mirage]

true premove f6 Kf7 instead

[covert cosmos]

f

[spring raptor]

its nuts, im so not ready for a 2 week 0 degree hike

[covert cosmos]

me

[spring raptor]

im guessing 4 days

jesus christ

[stable mirage]

how far is this

[spring raptor]

that doesnt even sound possible

[stable mirage]

round trip

[spring raptor]

idk how much exactly in distance or elevation gain, but what i can say is that part of the reason it takes most who attempt so long is bc of elevation sickness, gotta take time getting acclimatized

[stable mirage]

hm ok

[spring raptor]

12 hour guy mustve had lungs of steel

[covert cosmos]

huh

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-roblox-huh-cat-huh-cat-saying-huh-gif-27625167

[spring raptor]

whoops forgot whitney. yikes

20 next month

you?

slow mode is killing me

[stable mirage]

dms exist

[spring raptor]

whats a dm

just realized your name is the vienna

sick

[spring raptor]

wait i read it as e4

[stable mirage]

Rxa1

[echo kestrel]

I hate the French

[echo kestrel]

How in the world did you know that's the best move..

[stable mirage]

clearly I’m a genius

small

it should be 9

[echo kestrel]

Fr

Lol yeah

[stable mirage]

or just taking it for free

[echo kestrel]

Here's the position btw lol

[stable mirage]

ew

[spring raptor]

so they did spend a few days at the top, to acclimatize, then down and up. but they ascended in 9:45 and descended in 2:03

[native axle]

Hello there

[stable mirage]

hello child

[native axle]

Sup mommy

[spring raptor]

i havent gone on anything that long yet :( longest was 9 hours in scotland

[grim edge]

Hi

[spring raptor]

but man i cant wait to finally get out to the west coast, havent actually been to a real mountain range yet

it was my first ever true mountain hike, so probably not many, as i was slow. (i wore sneakers......)

10 miles round trip, 4400 ft gain

ben nevis, highest point UK

i did it in july and it was like 30 with a 15 wind chill. i did it in a jacket that was not built to handle it 😭

[primal shore]

Are we talking about rock climbing?

[spring raptor]

next time im in colorado i gotta hit you up man

we'll go elbert and massive

[grim edge]

I PLAYED A PERFECT GAME!!!! I'm so hyped

[spring raptor]

mountaineering/mountain hiking

[primal shore]

To the first of many 🍻

[unkempt pawn]

Yall should look at the game in chess talk lol

[spring raptor]

i am so excited to use an ice axe for the first time on hood. gonna be learning as i go, minus the youtube videos im watching on the way there

[native axle]

Is any mod online rn?

[digital phoenix]

I am a mod

[spring raptor]

(im going with a very experienced mountaineer, im not crazy)

[peak plank]

[grim edge]

Against someone 170 points above me in elo too

[native axle]

Hey , can I get the perms to stream here?

I've already linked my account ig

[primal shore]

who sent that

[native axle]

• have been an ex premium member (brownie points maybe?)

[digital phoenix]

U need trusted

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@digital phoenix With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[primal shore]

@grim edge that shit ain't cool man

[native axle]

Yeah how do I get that?

[digital phoenix]

Whatever carlbot just said

[grim edge]

Wait huh

[primal shore]

You know what you sent smh

[spring raptor]

honestly the only part about those 2 climbs is the trail is super steep at times, so ive seen people have to dig their crampons sideways into the mountain to not fall backwards

i can do a sheer drop, but that grade is just crazy

[primal shore]

Or at least I'm 98% sure that was you

[rapid lion]

I'm so addicted to nicotine

[native axle]

Can we somehow get rid of that step?

[grim edge]

Oh yeah thats why i unsent it quick cause i regretted it after a split sec mb

[native axle]

Pleaseee

[primal shore]

When I joined the military we had a mountain climbing portion in witchdocterlake

[spring raptor]

not yet, imma be renting from REI when i arrive in seattle

[twin moon]

Good afternoon

[primal shore]

That shit was top tier

[rapid lion]

Good morning

[native axle]

Yoo maggonsss

[spring raptor]

i have like $200 in REI credit 😎

[twin moon]

How do you kill me 3 times 💀

[spring raptor]

both hood and rainier do, i think those 2 and adams are the only permanently glaciated peaks in the 48?

[grim edge]

Idk wh9s game is this but i just save dit

[spring raptor]

i may be making that up

[grim edge]

Yknow guys..i think this is a sign i should quit,this right here is a huge hit in the gut

[twin moon]

They could be cheating Tbf

[grim edge]

BRO HE WAS S9 GOPD FOR A 500

Nah i lost by a mistake he played fair

[twin moon]

Alr 👍

[grim edge]

Camt bel8eve i lost to a 500

[spring raptor]

i just looked, i did make it up, i dunno where i got that from. but rainier is the most heavily glaciated in the 48

[peak plank]

500 "good"

[grim edge]

AHHH MY EGO

[fallen valley]

Well someone has to

[spring raptor]

guess id never thought about how weird hood is for having them, but yeah hood has about half of rainiers glaciers

[peak plank]

500 is very strong dw

[spring raptor]

how to require a walker by age 35

[twin moon]

Uh oh, that’s my normal posture

[spring raptor]

alright @grim edge i have to go, 2 hours left to get an exam in.... sent a friend request, we'll talk some more soon 🙂 nice meeting you

[grim edge]

He is weak and pathetic go help him

[spring raptor]

dont need to walk to play chess 💪

[grim edge]

idk why this emote exist

[twin moon]

It’s for the boys

[spring raptor]

i would not be able to help him, he needs a physical therapist at this point

[grim edge]

He needs some banging

[peak plank]

it doesnt come from this server 👍🏼

[spring raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/face-raised-eyebrows-emoji-with-raised-gif-25263071

[twin moon]

So how is everyone

[grim edge]

@twin moon

Can i spar with you

[twin moon]

Que pasa

Yea bet

[twin moon]

I’ll dm the challenge

[grim edge]

Yayy

[echo kestrel]

This is the unfortunate side of my country

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/94361498981 I don't think I've ever seen a game as bad as this, also how in the world did I get an 82 accuracy after hanging like 4 pieces total?

[worn ice]

Togishere (2148) vs. HurricaneBob (1942)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qa5 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. Bc4 Nf6 6. b4 Qxb4 7. d3 e6 8. Bd2 Qa5 9. Nd5 Qc5 10. Bb4 Qc6 11. Bb5 Nxd5 12. Bxc6+ Nxc6 13. Bxf8 Rxf8 14. Rb1 O-O-O 15. Qc1 Bxf3 16. gxf3 Ne5 17. Qb2 Nxf3+ 18. Ke2 Nd4+ 19. Qxd4 e5 20. Qxa7 Nc3+ 21. Kd2 Nxb1+ 22. Rxb1 b6 23. Qa8+ Kd7 24. Qd5+ Kc8 25. Qxe5 f6 26. Qe6+ Kb8 27. a4 h5 28. a5 Kb7 29. axb6 c6 30. Qe7+ Kb8 31. Qc7+ Ka8 32. Qa7# 

[remote fractal]

i fink my phone broke

[trail smelt]

Has anyone seen these chess boxing matches?

[last verge]

chess

[peak plank]

@last verge do you still have ur main account or smth?

oh you do

[echo kestrel]

Rip rook

[peak plank]

https://api.chess.com/pub/player/duck-with-a-top-hat/stats

huh you have played rapid games?

im gonna be winning +10/0/-10 in rapid next time I play

I think

[remote fractal]

YYYYAAAAAYYY PHONE FIXED

[tired falcon]

how long do u have to stop playing to do that

until rating gains/loss increase

[grim edge]

Bro I'm failing at chess lol

[glossy radish]

hey chat

[peak plank]

I think I've only stopped playing rapid for two months

My blitz was a +13/-13 last time I played

[grim edge]

did you make a new account?

[peak plank]

Nah

My RD just went up a good amount because I stopped playing online for a while

[grim edge]

what is rd

[loud wharf]

anyone playing chess

i am currently so bad chess

anyone help me practice

[grim edge]

no chess here sorry

[loud wharf]

oh sfw

[grim edge]

sorry

[obtuse harbor]

[nova verge]

Hi

What’s good?

[loud wharf]

anyone wann play chess with me

??

[tulip lichen]

bro my dog is hissing at me

bro identifies as a cat

my dog's broken bro😭

fr

[wind vector]

bro got a faulty copy 💀

[tulip lichen]

next update they gon patch it

[flat gyro]

have you tried turning it off and on again

[loud wharf]

https://play.chess.com/DYwQn

[peak plank]

Rating deviation

[peak plank]

Bro I ain't playing a rated game vs you

[loud wharf]

hm k

[peak plank]

Oh wait ur 700 I'm not playing you

[loud wharf]

hmm

someone already joine

let me focus , wait until then

[tulip lichen]

crazy dave is a dawg bro

he's my local dealer now

he realized selling plants and plant fertilizer is not making him a lot of money

he changed paths😭 🙏

[covert cosmos]

huh

[remote fractal]

yeah bro the zombies r coming

better watch out broski

[tulip lichen]

damn bro

i was saving up for imitater

he got kidnapped by a bungee

[echo kestrel]

Move of the century am I right?

I literally promoted to a queen for no reason and was about to give up when this happened

[tulip lichen]

bro

no way

chat is killed

😭

hello depressed man

how are you today

fr

[loud wharf]

anyone else

i want to improve

https://play.chess.com/ebiSx

hm who cares

i was 1000 elo blitz

but chess is headache

hmm

no one joining

i dont wana play random peoples

cause i procastinate a lot with random peoples xd

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[loud wharf]

@lament jacinth hey liya

nice name

[lament jacinth]

Not my name

But thanks

[graceful lintel]

Wth is vladimir doing

[lament jacinth]

LMAOOO

[stable mirage]

hi dad

[lament jacinth]

BLYAT

[loud wharf]

hmm

[lament jacinth]

Lol

[loud wharf]

what blyat

[lament jacinth]

It's close to my name but not my name

[loud wharf]

blyat is a name

[lament jacinth]

NO

[loud wharf]

sounds weird lol

[lament jacinth]

liya)

[loud wharf]

baliya?

xd

[lament jacinth]

Oh my gosh no, liya is. Close to my real name

[loud wharf]

hmm

i can stop guessing xd

next match

[lament jacinth]

Lol

[loud wharf]

https://play.chess.com/QHo4v

[stable mirage]

reeeee

[loud wharf]

it's boost ur iq

more elo mean higher iq

can someone join

[graceful lintel]

no

[loud wharf]

hmm

[stable mirage]

define genius

[graceful lintel]

[loud wharf]

https://play.chess.com/QHo4v

[graceful lintel]

@loud wharf can u make unrated games?

[loud wharf]

no

[graceful lintel]

alr

[loud wharf]

if i play unrated then i will lose my focus

even though i just have 600 rapid elo xd

[graceful lintel]

most weird shit I've ever heard

[unique totem]

i am 300 pls teach me how to be 500+

[loud wharf]

sad

@graceful lintel did u just joined

or resigned

[graceful lintel]

yea and then left

[loud wharf]

come on u are 1600 elo

why did u left -_-

https://play.chess.com/ThSPi

[graceful lintel]

Tmr a guy got banned
Who was also like you

[loud wharf]

practice practice

...

ban for what ??

[unique totem]

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🥰

[unique totem]

ty

[graceful lintel]

Cheating

[loud wharf]

i am scared

[graceful lintel]

okay

[loud wharf]

i didnt cheat but -_-

[graceful lintel]

okay

That's great

[loud wharf]

how we cheat in online chess btw??

[median saffron]

hi

[loud wharf]

we can cheat in offline games while playing in board

[graceful lintel]

[stable mirage]

you don’t

[loud wharf]

yss

[median saffron]

who pinged me

[graceful lintel]

...

[loud wharf]

no on3e

https://play.chess.com/ThSPi

@graceful lintel wanna play unrated

[graceful lintel]

could you Stop spamming links

[loud wharf]

hm k

[graceful lintel]

okay

[loud wharf]

joiiin vc

no need to spam link xd

[graceful lintel]

no

[median saffron]

bruh no

[loud wharf]

hm someone kick me from vc

[median saffron]

do you have an active warzone type microphone

[loud wharf]

kinda no

[echo kestrel]

Alr this is actually an impressive brilliant (took a pawn)

[loud wharf]

really

[echo kestrel]

Yes

[graceful lintel]

[median saffron]

well bxd5 and take back

then black has qxe3+

and u lose material?

[loud wharf]

xd

how do u guys are good notation

bxd5 nf4

[peak plank]

@dreamy siren You judge this

[median saffron]

to me it just looks like you activate the rooks but dont really have a clear win

[loud wharf]

can we play chess in park in vc??

[echo kestrel]

Yeppp, that's the cool part about it. black actually wins a piece, but then you have a very open position, great rooks, and great development. White is actually considered winning even after you lose the bishop lol

[median saffron]

did you win

[graceful lintel]

Waht

[echo kestrel]

Ye

[median saffron]

hm ok

[loud wharf]

discord activity

[peak plank]

im ok with that @loud wharf

[graceful lintel]

idk I just woke up probably later

[echo kestrel]

Lol I actually messed it up and allowed him to trade queens so I was just a piece down, but the open rooks and good development lead me to win anyways

[peak plank]

but I aint gonna play you with your 4-game account

[echo kestrel]

This was the big mistake that lead to me winning

[loud wharf]

that is my main acc

[grim edge]

Im so happy I made my first brilliant move

[graceful lintel]

[peak plank]

You main account has 4 games?

[graceful lintel]

Less go

[median saffron]

win rook

[loud wharf]

hm noo

[echo kestrel]

Yesss

[graceful lintel]

idk u asked for an alt account?

[loud wharf]

[graceful lintel]

[loud wharf]

leave it

[loud wharf]

i have no idea what u guys talking about

[peak plank]

@graceful lintel you played @loud wharf ?

[grim edge]

hi chat

[loud wharf]

xnope

[peak plank]

No.

[loud wharf]

@grim edge Hey whismy u ar cat??

[grim edge]

im garfielg :p

[loud wharf]

what's garfield

[graceful lintel]

no but his account is

[loud wharf]

hm

[median saffron]

i feel the bullet kekw

[loud wharf]

why u checked my acc btw

[peak plank]

Your account is T0XIC637? @loud wharf

[loud wharf]

yess

[loud wharf]

can u pls delete

[unique totem]

1.f4?? 1.e4?? 1.d4??? 1.a3!!!

[grim edge]

ugh all the ppl i usually talk to are asleep

[loud wharf]

715 elo shame full xd

[graceful lintel]

No

[loud wharf]

whyy??

[graceful lintel]

Why not

[shy pike]

hai

[loud wharf]

-_-!

i really need to grind elos xd

[median saffron]

this is why u should delete

[grim edge]

oh hi stormlight :p

[median saffron]

imagine not having 100% on an andrioid

[grim edge]

im very eepy

[graceful lintel]

[shy pike]

me too

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[median saffron]

yo @shy pike

[loud wharf]

elo lower than 600 , wanna play rated match ??

[shy pike]

hi

[median saffron]

i lost a bet so now im basically you

[grim edge]

oh, but the woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
and i have miles to go before i sleep

u should eep

[shy pike]

what bet

[shy pike]

no

[grim edge]

yesss

[median saffron]

:(

[grim edge]

nugget says u should

[median saffron]

vim

[loud wharf]

computer science student

[loud wharf]

how to exit vim

[grim edge]

lol the person with this laptop almost certainly crossdresses

[shy pike]

What a waste of stickers
on mac

[median saffron]

bruh i ordered more stickers they coming

[shy pike]

it has to be on a Thinkpad

[loud wharf]

...

[median saffron]

its the new one tho

[shy pike]

can you send me the stickers

[shy pike]

even worse wtf

[grim edge]

@shy pike what color dress would i look good in

[mystic stream]

🤨

[median saffron]

https://www.stickermule.com/unixstickers the $1 one

[loud wharf]

ur stickers are just for show off ??

[median saffron]

no they increase my ram and provide additional performance cores

[loud wharf]

xd

i remember my times of coding

keep practicing

[peak plank]

says the 700

[loud wharf]

[jovial vector]

Finally 1100 in all modes 🤧

[loud wharf]

who expose my elo kill him

[glossy radish]

nice !!

[mystic stream]

nice!!

[grim edge]

un gato

hi v 🌊

ruff answer

I still need 1100 blitz

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shorty Musia (shortymusiwowowa)

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Premium Member: False
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Blitz: 837 (960 peak)

[fallen valley]

837 blitz

[grim edge]

omg hi ocean

[fallen valley]

Not bad at all

Hi whimsy 🐉

[grim edge]

ugh i was gonna do smth i shouldnt but im too eepy to do it

[loud wharf]

-_- u also have 837 @peak plank

[fallen valley]

Do it anyways

[mystic stream]

si

[loud wharf]

https://play.chess.com/r91y5

[grim edge]

toooo eepy

and its not the fun type of shouldnt do

[loud wharf]

...

[shy pike]

all

(nearly)

[grim edge]

i need a suggestion tho omg

dark hair black eyes thin-ish face

[jovial vector]

Thx

[shy pike]

whatever u want

[grim edge]

stormy this isnt helpful

[shy pike]

SORRY

[fallen valley]

Emerald or cobalt. Depends on how pale. Maybe ruby

[shy pike]

im not the one to go to for this stuff

[grim edge]

😭 ily anyways

[grim edge]

i totally see emerald omg

[shy pike]

ah yes this i agree
i was gonna say same thing

[maiden mesa]

I like how starkysharky just makes up hypotheticals to prove his nonexistent point lmao, always gets a crack out of me

[grim edge]

not a cocktail dress smth roomier i think would work best

[fallen valley]

Emerald is always gorgeous on dark and pale

[shy pike]

yea like idgaf about brilliants and ive been 700 for a year

[mystic stream]

lmao

[maiden mesa]

Not like an actual hypothetical he’s noticed, just two figures he’s invented in his mind to show that his self righteous and nonsensical point is true. Kinda sad when you think about it but such is life

[loud wharf]

...

[peak plank]

ok

[loud wharf]

u were not in mood to play btw@grim edge

[maiden mesa]

Also if a 600 climbs 1400 in a year it’s not cause they don’t care about brilliants lmao, correlation =/= causation

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shorty Musia (shortymusiwowowa)

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Blitz: 837 (960 peak)

[peak plank]

was the 600 @loud wharf ?

[loud wharf]

how to check elo of other

[peak plank]

HMMM

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Shorty Musia (shortymusiwowowa)

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Premium Member: False
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Blitz: 837 (960 peak)

[loud wharf]

what the hell

[peak plank]

...

[loud wharf]

@peak plank one rated match??

[peak plank]

!alt

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[grim edge]

ok chat im abt to sleep for 2 hours or 12 no in between

[peak plank]

why in the world would I play rated vs you

[loud wharf]

unrated then??

[grim edge]

guys theres something very awful

[peak plank]

@loud wharf

[grim edge]

same

[loud wharf]

ur pfp

[grim edge]

i have m2 and this guy doesnt move

and is 10 mins game

[peak plank]

so 0 elo gain

[grim edge]

fuccn indian troll

[loud wharf]

k i have only two alt acc

fine

[grim edge]

oh probably

[loud wharf]

no

[grim edge]

what if im from australia?

what a wild world we live in

[loud wharf]

yss

-_-

[peak plank]

bruh

[grim edge]

true troll

[shy pike]

Australians aren't real cause the blood goes to their head from being upside down so they all died

[grim edge]

he were wasting my time

but he found the only good move, probably asking to stockfish

[wooden zenith]

…Duo?

[obtuse basin]

wait oscar is 350 now

[peak plank]

know the TOS

[graceful lintel]

Smash

Dor can u ask mods to add that skull emoji

Ded chat

[pearl bolt]

hello

[pearl bolt]

what?

[mystic stream]

🎁

[restive storm]

sure I'll suggest it

[pearl bolt]

oooh a gift. thank you!

[subtle comet]

Someone help me

[pearl bolt]

with what. why? why should i invest my time. please tell me

[graceful lintel]

[subtle comet]

nothing man I’m just sad

[pearl bolt]

ok

[graceful lintel]

Probably connect ur account

[pearl bolt]

how can i cheer you up

awwww

[graceful lintel]

I also want a cat ;-;

[fickle ingot]

man

i hate chess

[graceful lintel]

don't give up 🥹

[nimble niche]

the government's purging you tonight, but yes, australia isn't real

[fickle ingot]

hmmmmm yes

nothing is real

[maiden sorrel]

yo

[pearl bolt]

yeees

[maiden sorrel]

wdym yeees

[pearl bolt]

what

i just got here again

[maiden sorrel]

yo congrats

[pearl bolt]

for what

[maiden sorrel]

uhm

[mystic stream]

dam thats nlucky

[maiden sorrel]

good theme or nah

[pearl bolt]

i like it

[maiden sorrel]

kinda hurts my eyes ngl

[pearl bolt]

ok, so what solution do you propose

[maiden sorrel]

changing the text colour

[pearl bolt]

fair enough

i guess

idk honestly

[maiden sorrel]

sad that you can't change it

[pearl bolt]

yeah. kind of is

[maiden sorrel]

kinda fire ngl

[mystic stream]

good

[maiden sorrel]

yeah but the text is rlly hard to see

[pearl bolt]

eh..

i dont know man

this looks a little bit OUTTA MY CONTROL

[maiden sorrel]

ocean theme

[pearl bolt]

cool

[maiden sorrel]

actually doesnt hurt to look at

[dusty iris]

I GOT MY FIRST BRILLIANT

[normal hatch]

I got brillianted on

[dusty iris]

Fr

[dusty iris]

Elo?

[normal hatch]

1900

[pearl bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/operation-teapot-nuke-nuclear-explosion-nuclear-test-nuclear-footage-gif-15618232923822161090

[normal hatch]

Still managed to win.

[dusty iris]

Oop I'm 383

[normal hatch]

And u got a brilliant?. Sick dude, I got my first at 700

[pearl bolt]

sure

[normal hatch]

Clapped

[dusty iris]

Yeah I have a screenshot I think

[pearl bolt]

wth how

[dusty iris]

Nvm I can't send a screenshot

[maiden sorrel]

edited

send game link

[normal hatch]

[pearl bolt]

ok now you are just flexing. no one cares. you shouldn't flex your muscles, you should use them and build them

[maiden sorrel]

GAME LINK

[dusty iris]

@normal hatch did you see my brilliant

[calm peak]

I'm looking for a good player to play against

[normal hatch]

Ya. Nice Pin

[pearl bolt]

what's your rating

[last verge]

i'm gonna touch you

[dusty iris]

Idk if I even know what I was doing but I'm thanking Gotham fr

[calm peak]

727 but I'm better in. Just started the game

[worn ice]

yunnnusss (1617) vs. SupremeChessFailure (1597)

Move List

1. d4 d6 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 g6 4. c3 Bg7 5. Nd2 Nh5 6. Bg5 h6 7. Bh4 g5 8. Qxh5 gxh4 9. Qxh4 Nd7 10. Bc4 c5 11. Ngf3 cxd4 12. exd4 Nb6 13. Bb3 e6 14. Qxd8+ Kxd8 15. O-O Bd7 16. Ne4 d5 17. Nc5 Bc6 18. Rad1 Nd7 19. Nd3 Bb5 20. Rfe1 a5 21. a4 Ba6 22. Nde5 Nxe5 23. Nxe5 Bxe5 24. dxe5 Ke7 25. Re3 b5 26. axb5 Bxb5 27. Rg3 a4 28. Bc2 a3 29. bxa3 Rxa3 30. Bd3 Bxd3 31. h3 Be4 32. f3 Rxc3 33. fxe4 Rxg3 34. exd5 exd5 35. Rxd5 Rhg8 36. Rd2 Ke6 37. Ra2 Kxe5 38. Ra5+ Kd4 39. Kf2 Rxg2+ 40. Kf3 R8g3+ 41. Kf4 Rxh3 42. Ra4+ Kd5 43. Ra6 Rf2+ 44. Kg4 Rff3 45. Ra5+ Kc6 46. Ra6+ Kb5 47. Ra5+ Kc6 48. Ra6+ Kd7 49. Ra7+ Ke8 50. Ra8+ Ke7 51. Re8+ Kf6 52. Re6+ Kg7 53. Rg6+ Kf8 54. Rg8+ Ke7 55. Re8+ Kd6 56. Re6+ Kd5 57. Rd6+ Ke4 58. Rd4+ Ke3 59. Re4+ Kf2 60. Re2+ Kg1 61. Rg2+ Kf1 62. Rg1+ Kf2 63. Rg2+ Ke3 64. Re2+ Kd3 65. Rd2+ Kc3 66. Rc2+ Kd4 67. Rd2+ Ke3 68. Rd3+ Kf2 69. Rd2+ Kg1 70. Rg2+ Kh1 71. Rg1+ Kh2 72. Rg2+ Kh1 73. Rg1+ Kh2 74. Rg2+ Kh1 

[normal hatch]

ill touch u lil bro. Dont play w me

[last verge]

im gonna infiltrate your back rank

[normal hatch]

Non consensual

[maiden sorrel]

Can I slide my rook into your back rank and mate you?

[calm peak]

So wanna play?

[dusty iris]

It was against a 450 elo scary 400s fr

[normal hatch]

400s are indeed very scary

[cedar osprey]

What's your username? I can challenge you to a Daily game 🙂

[calm peak]

Camden4B

[cedar osprey]

Let's avoid these sorts of suggestive things please even if it's a chess meme

[maiden sorrel]

ok sorry

[normal hatch]

Has that weight even been reached?

[calm peak]

Want me to add you or vice versa

[cedar osprey]

I'll send a challenge

[calm peak]

Okay

[digital phoenix]

That’s a threat

[grim edge]

Rookie numbers for mods

[normal hatch]

Holy shit. 1000+ pounds

[digital phoenix]

Making anyone play daily is a death threat

[echo kestrel]

This position is wild

[normal hatch]

442 kg

[normal hatch]

Puzzle rush

[dusty iris]

Bro played like chatgpt

[dusty iris]

Why

[grim edge]

Ngl these kind of boys are cute though

[tired falcon]

finally 2000 again

[normal hatch]

Thats fked

[peak plank]

How to hang a queen

[digital phoenix]

Only queen?

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[echo kestrel]

Cuz it's insane

[digital phoenix]

Actually fair enough

[dusty iris]

I'm almost 400 😁

[dusty iris]

Wdym

[tired falcon]

close!

[echo kestrel]

Cuz I'm down a whole queen but completely winning

[dusty iris]

I need to be a GM

[dusty iris]

I didn't notice that

[fallen valley]

Bro it's every time I open up discord

[grim edge]

[echo kestrel]

Lol yepp

[tired falcon]

2100 opponent btw lol

[dusty iris]

I'm confused

[normal hatch]

Tc?

[tired falcon]

nimzo larsen

[tired falcon]

whats there to be confused abt

[nimble niche]

larsen's is so annoying to face

[dusty iris]

The moves

[last verge]

ill touch you too

[tired falcon]

if u can defend as black u get an equal position

which is bad for white

[hot cape]

anyone want to vc and learn theory together? I want to learn some rossolimo&english variations and open to playing games as well

[nimble niche]

same with wayward queen but white never seems to run out of tricks in the wayward

[normal hatch]

Rosso my beloved

[tired falcon]

idk what a wayward is

[nimble niche]

it's amazing what the developed queen is capable of

and most beginners says that the queen is a target and wayward queen is dead lost

[tired falcon]

bruh e4 e5 Qh5?

[dusty iris]

Guys Magnus has never beat me so he's not good

[tired falcon]

u play that at 2200??

[grim edge]

Relatanle

[nimble niche]

yeah why

if it works it works

[graceful lintel]

[peak plank]

Its because all his opponents play scillian

[tired falcon]

doesnt the wayward queen basically have 1 plan

[nimble niche]

to win, yeah

[dusty iris]

Fr I'm 380 and he never beat me so he sucks

[graceful lintel]

Very smol 🫡🫡

[tired falcon]

its so easy to defend tho

u must be at the end of the spectrum

[nimble niche]

that's probably what my opponents think when i play it then they lose within 20 moves

[peak plank]

Wayward queen is objectively equal

[tired falcon]

can we play?

[nimble niche]

i don't play people from discord

[peak plank]

Though it definitely isn't the most pressing

[tired falcon]

alright

[grim edge]

1200s suck ass bro

[peak plank]

[fallen valley]

I know a tiny bit about it

[peak plank]

Dont be rude to 1200s

[nimble niche]

for all i know, all of you could be cheating

[tired falcon]

whats the time control? why u up 7 mins lol

[peak plank]

Like me-

[last verge]

makogonov variation

[grim edge]

I will be one soon anyway lol

[peak plank]

Cheating is lame

[graceful lintel]

Kxd5 🥶

[grim edge]

15|10

[peak plank]

I have an OTB rating ig

[dusty iris]

As I am a 380 I can confirm that is true

[graceful lintel]

How much

[tired falcon]

he had a winning position before that blunder didnt he

[grim edge]

Yea i was going to struggle stopping his 2 pawns

[peak plank]

Somewhere around 1800

[last verge]

bro forgot white can castle 💀

[dusty iris]

Relatable

[fallen valley]

Bro was not gonna be stopping those two pawns

[graceful lintel]

dem

[tired falcon]

vertical castle 🥶

[dusty iris]

Personally I'd find a way to blunder after I checkmated my opponent and the game was over

[grim edge]

He castled i didnt though

[grim edge]

Honestly prolly not

Bro why is ever chess player bad at introductions,they be blundering their interviews

My opponents have been terrible at endgames tonight

[dusty iris]

Forgets to turn the stockfish ear piece off

[grim edge]

When do you wanna play ima catch up soon 💀

[normal hatch]

Ruy Lopez theory over social skills

[dusty iris]

[grim edge]

Give me friday,since its our semestrial break

[fallen valley]

Millie

Good God

[grim edge]

Dw no nsfw

Huh.

The bishop from z6!

[stable mirage]

yet

[dusty iris]

Fr

[grim edge]

Bet bet

[grim edge]

[fallen valley]

Me premoving smothered mate while my opponent hangs M1 instead and I end up blundering a queen

[peak plank]

Yesterday a 1650 USCF hung a full knight vs me because he didn't see the bishop from the corner of the board

[stable mirage]

in classical?

[mystic stream]

shut the freka up are u kidding me right neow bro

[peak plank]

Oh heck no

[grim edge]

How the mods be staring at me every time i send an image

[peak plank]

Unfortunately

[mystic stream]

nothing

[stable mirage]

meh normal

[dusty iris]

How does it feel to be 1000+

😂

[cedar osprey]

and your knight after 👍

[restive storm]

first rapid 10+5 game in a while
what do you guys think
game ended 1/2 - 1/2 in a repetition

[dusty iris]

I'm 380 it's fun 😊

[mystic stream]

ok.

muy bien

[wooden zenith]

I’m 900 but it’s never been fun, I hate chess

[tired mason]

As a 120 I can confirm that it is indeed really fun

[dusty iris]

Fr

[stable mirage]

we are both clearly geniuses

[mystic stream]

unfortunately, this only happens to me

[dusty iris]

Feliz dìa de pavo

[mystic stream]

whats wrong with you

how are u 2200

nah u weirdo

[wooden zenith]

What’s wrong here?

[restive storm]

black has Qxf2+ Qxf2 Bxf2+ Kxf2 Nd3+ Ke2 Nb2 winning the rook

[dusty iris]

Why

[mystic stream]

yeah... in puzzles

[dusty iris]

Oh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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Rapid: 2311 (peak)
Blitz: 2232 (2314 peak)
Bullet: 2403 (peak)

[mystic stream]

2400 in bullet wow!!

[wooden zenith]

Oh right knight can take

Mistyped

[mystic stream]

200 is a lot 🤨

[restive storm]

Qxf2+ Qxf2 Bxf2+ Kxf2 Nd3+ Ke2 Nb2
@grim edge wins the rook

[grim edge]

UwU am sowwy-, its just my e daddy cutie patootie mod still isnt here,i really need nitro- i mean him right now.

[wooden zenith]

Cring

[dusty iris]

How do you do the profile

[mystic stream]

nah...

you cant be doing that

[restive storm]

STOP ASKING FOR NITRO

[mystic stream]

i can confirm that is not NM behavior

[restive storm]

YOU NOT CATFISHING ANYONE UNLESS THEY THAT FM

[grim edge]

LMFAO

[mystic stream]

no who do u think i am? jeff bezos

[restive storm]

"Who do you think you are"
-Archangel

[stable mirage]

FM = Furry Master

[restive storm]

no

[mystic stream]

mmh sure

[stable mirage]

not master 😔

[cedar osprey]

oops

[mystic stream]

N*** master = noob master

[grim edge]

skibidi master

[dusty iris]

Bro

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-banban-gif-2932050224954976766

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 383 (360 peak)
Blitz: 171 (226 peak)
Bullet: 166 (615 peak)

[mystic stream]

wow

[restive storm]

are you also waiting for the garten of banban 6

[mystic stream]

the bullet tilt is crazy

[dusty iris]

Am I good guys

[grim edge]

U-um is my daddy waddy here i really need nitro- i mean him rn.

[mystic stream]

yes

[mystic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-we-love-we-lie-my-honest-reaction-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-meme-smurf-gif-12168315544813120780

[dusty iris]

IDK HOW I WAS OVER 200

[restive storm]

my two favourite indie horror games are poppy playtime and garten of banban

[grim edge]

I need nitro rn too

[mystic stream]

same

[dusty iris]

Ty fr

[mystic stream]

give m nitro or else

[grim edge]

You cant be talking with that pronouns bruh

[mystic stream]

fu/rry

[dusty iris]

Guys being 383 has made me realize I'm the best player ever to play chess ever ever

[grim edge]

real

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[grim edge]

1st image makes little sense

[stable mirage]

because movies are trash

[dusty iris]

Gn guys from 380 elo nation

[stable mirage]

books are godly

[grim edge]

hop on fnaf movie

[restive storm]

my favourite anime is one punch man

[dusty iris]

Probably

[restive storm]

final season 1 fight against boros is so well animated I actually didn't appreciate it that much until rewatching it

and then the manga monster association arc is so crazy

didn't watch that

what is it about

I don't totally trust this emoji

it's not that simple

[fallen valley]

BEGIN THE REVOLUTION

[slate bronze]

Good morning

[restive storm]

what does this mean

[grim edge]

Am bored asf rn so yall suffer my wrath

[twin moon]

I knew Millie was here as soon as I saw the gay shit

[grim edge]

My signature prescence

[wooden zenith]

Stop the cringe

[twin moon]

I see you went back to the original pfp?

[grim edge]

Yep

[twin moon]

I gotta take AP chem next year, but I refuse to take AP bio

Fr, and it’s tiers above bio in interest

[twin moon]

Idk if I should take AP physics yet since I suck af math lmao, but I just don’t wanna take AP environmental studies

[twin moon]

Don’t torture the cat 💀

I’m majoring in clinical psychology, it’s just for the college credit really

And partly the challenge

[finite jasper]

the APES test is a free 5 if you have an ounce of common sense and even a little experience taking AP tests

[bleak wadi]

Hi friends

[twin moon]

I already took AP human geography last year and am taking AP world rn

[finite jasper]

a lot of engineering programs don't take Phys 1 credit tho so you have to take AP C elec or mech if you want it to transfer

[twin moon]

I’m a sophomore currently, put respect on it

[finite jasper]

you the weak link

[finite jasper]

take APES for free 5, you don't even need to take the class

just show up to the test

[bleak wadi]

Imagine being Indian and thinking you're superior to anyone LMAO

[finite jasper]

huh

[twin moon]

Well these classes like Apush are required for high school

[finite jasper]

APHG is all freshman

[twin moon]

So it’s not like I’m taking them just to take them

[median saffron]

not if ur cs lmfao

[finite jasper]

no they aren't

[median saffron]

engineering L

[twin moon]

I go to in person school

[bleak wadi]

Average iq in India is 84 they are very dumb

[finite jasper]

what does this mean

[twin moon]

Or maybe our school system works different from yours

[finite jasper]

ok buddy

[median saffron]

math is required, physics is optional

[finite jasper]

i mean i was required to take a bunch of APs but idk if everyone in my school was

i was just MST program in hs

[bleak wadi]

Some Indians are smart but most aren't

[twin moon]

I don’t do school online, I assumed that you might do online school if you only considered that

[median saffron]

what in the garbage educational system

required??

[finite jasper]

no, i go to school in-person lol doesn't everyone?

[finite jasper]

yeh cus i was in MST program

[twin moon]

I mean some do homeschooled, even tho that sucks

[median saffron]

nope, i got 3 classes online lfmao

i really have to show up once a week for an hour

[finite jasper]

i was also required to do science fair 3/4 years bleh

[median saffron]

and theres no attendance

[twin moon]

Yea only 3 science credits here aswell, Texas is honestly lenient imo

[grim edge]

i live in nj

[finite jasper]

for science i did 2 physics, chem, and bio

[median saffron]

cali is 3 too

[restive storm]

hey I know what it means dont' say that

[median saffron]

bio, physics, chem

[finite jasper]

what grade you in?

10-11?

[grim edge]

5

[twin moon]

Yea 10, 15 years

[grim edge]

im learning the birds opening

[twin moon]

Just make sure to transpose to KG if f4 e5, play e4

[grim edge]

i do

[twin moon]

From’s gambit is very tricky if your opponent knows how to play it

[twin moon]

Alr bet

I mean I’ve been playing it since 800 and I’ve had great success with it

[grim edge]

is the old benoni any good

Won 7 in a row at 1186 and just drew w/an indian player. Do i stop or keep going?

[twin moon]

Horsefly defense, good if they aren’t prepared

[grim edge]

Bet bet

It’s like 1:30 am lol tired

@twin moon what do you play against e3

[twin moon]

Wdym? Like 1.e3?

[grim edge]

yeah

[twin moon]

The vant Krujis?

[grim edge]

1.f4 e3

[twin moon]

Yea idk the theory exactly, but I just play d5 usually

[twin moon]

Oh e6

[grim edge]

yeah

[finite jasper]

GUYS THE CHEATER WHO BEAT ME 29-1 ACCEPTED MY CHALLENGE

[twin moon]

I just play the standard classical with the queen’s bishop fianchettoed and a Bb5 pin to the knight on c6

[grim edge]

ive been transposing to the la bourdonnais variation

[grim edge]

ill try this sometime

[twin moon]

Oh yea with e4

[finite jasper]

NOOOO HE DECLINED

[grim edge]

french is really common at 1400

[twin moon]

e6 is one of the most popular responses under the KID or the QG set up, so I get good positions against it by playing standard stuff. La bourdonaiss variation still works for sure tho

[twin moon]

I play it funny enough for black

[grim edge]

im an aggressive player

so ill have to see what works

[twin moon]

Yea I’ve been looking into working against the bourd.

Although I think I have a pretty good win rate if I’m not mistaken

I refuse to put the Bishop on e2 unless I need to