💬〡general-off-topic

[ruby rain]

I thought they'd get better beyond 800 but in reality 800-1200 seems like the same players.

[digital phoenix]

Yeah well I suck so every win I get tempts me to just log off

I’m too reliant on team cos I just anchor down one lane

[toxic valley]

People says englund gambit is blunder

[digital phoenix]

With perfect response yes but no one is gonna remember that

[digital phoenix]

Sounds about right

[solid cairn]

GUYS I WON THE TOURNAMENT

[digital phoenix]

2v2 rigged stuff

[neon pond]

wwww

[lucid bolt]

hi

[ruby rain]

What is g6

[solid cairn]

IM SO COOL THEEY DID NOT KNOW THE HALLOWEEN GAMBIT

[ruby rain]

White or black

[digital phoenix]

My teammate just leaves instantly

[toxic valley]

I once reached 6th place in bullet tournament

[digital phoenix]

Empty square

[lucid bolt]

does anybody wanna coach me chess

[ruby rain]

It's black

[lucid bolt]

i suck rly bad

[ruby rain]

Who the hell plays g6 wait

[lucid bolt]

lmao

[digital phoenix]

Pirc variation

[ruby rain]

It gives white a full point advantage

[stable mirage]

im trying to get good at 2v2 but these clowns bring such horrible decks

[digital phoenix]

I just started in September bruv

[digital phoenix]

I can carry trust

[grim edge]

I started in 2018 WHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

[stable mirage]

omg pls

[restive storm]

what game

[ruby rain]

I've been playing chess for a while and before I started actually training and stuff I peaked at like 7-800

[stable mirage]

actually idc that much

[ruby rain]

Now I'm 1100 and feel like 1600

[digital phoenix]

Mobile legends

[grim edge]

Me abusing little prince

[digital phoenix]

Add I’m bored and I don’t wanna queue into ranked

[ruby rain]

Buddy got nerfed

[stable mirage]

every team having lightning poison:

[grim edge]

Still good,using pekka as a tank behind little prince

[stable mirage]

brh

[toxic valley]

🏳️‍🌈 =
🏳️‍⚧️ = ?

[stable mirage]

just play chess or something

[grim edge]

F

[stable mirage]

=

[restive storm]

never played it
how is it

[ruby rain]

Wowza

[ruby rain]

Queen or King

Goes both ways

[stable mirage]

depends are they all trans or all not trans

[ruby rain]

I'm funny.

[digital phoenix]

How to level up ewiz

[ruby rain]

GOES BOTH WAYS

[stable mirage]

beg in clan chat for 20 trades cuz you definitely have 20 tokens

[ruby rain]

DO U GET IT

[digital phoenix]

I have one token

[ruby rain]

Ur the problem with the game

[toxic valley]

It can even become a pillar

[digital phoenix]

How so

[ruby rain]

The decks

[digital phoenix]

This is a normal deck

[ruby rain]

Ur prol not even 7k

[stable mirage]

they have to exist

[digital phoenix]

I’m 8770

[stable mirage]

trust me cycle meta is hell too

[grim edge]

Nice deck

[ruby rain]

Sadness

[digital phoenix]

What

[grim edge]

BRO

[ruby rain]

They've made their way to top ladder

[stable mirage]

autocorrect?

[grim edge]

TYPO

[digital phoenix]

Ahahaha

[toxic valley]

I think it was autocorrect or something

[ruby rain]

It's Nice Coc base bro.

[stable mirage]

simliar to my autocorrect

[grim edge]

i didnt mean too,oh my God.

[solid cairn]

oh great heavens go touch grass

[digital phoenix]

The grass touches me

[solid cairn]

i play miner WB my deck take3s skill

[stable mirage]

how can I get in on this

[grim edge]

Might wanna rephrase that but ok

[digital phoenix]

With magic archer that shit is braindead

[ruby rain]

Miner wb is 0 skill lol

[digital phoenix]

Be one with the grass

[solid cairn]

I dont use magic archer

[stable mirage]

clash royale is no skill

all luck

[grim edge]

U sound like snoop dogg

[ruby rain]

People act like bc top ladder players use it it has to have skill, why would they not take a chance to play a broken deck for free Champ points.

[digital phoenix]

See now this is midladder shenanigans

[solid cairn]

I use miner WB bats, spear gob, bmob tower, poison, log and something else

[digital phoenix]

It’s braindead

[grim edge]

I uh…play chess

[stable mirage]

knight

[ruby rain]

It's like 2.6

Easy to use

[digital phoenix]

Well u just need to know how to play cycle

Then all cycle decks are the same

[solid cairn]

your mom is braindead, shes only alive due to life support, dont insult my sweet precious miner WB

[ruby rain]

Second your opponent has a cannon and rocket you lose.

Ryley bait was popular for a reason.

[digital phoenix]

I’m gonna grind 9k

[digital phoenix]

Dude ur probably like 5k

[ruby rain]

I have a single top 1k season during The Mega draft one

[digital phoenix]

It’s like being 1k elo and saying London system isn’t braindead

[ruby rain]

Haven't touched PoL since

Mohammed Light just gonna win the finals again.

Only person with a shot at him is Airsurfer atp.

Goblin didn't even make it in and Morten wouldn't be able to handle it.

Airsurfer is the one who put him in the losers bracket

Last year

[solid cairn]

I am howd u know

jno im actually 5.6k

[ruby rain]

That's still bad

U realize that's like 55%

[solid cairn]

1v1 me then

[grim edge]

Ppl fall for it if they’ve never seen it in action

[ruby rain]

Dawg 💀

@digital phoenix

[solid cairn]

what

[ruby rain]

5.6k challenging a top 1k finisher

[tulip lichen]

bro what did they do to shadow fight 2

the game's ads makes ea look like kindergarten

it wasn't like this bruh😭

[ruby rain]

People still play shadow fight?

[solid cairn]

yeah i can finish in 1k seconds

[tulip lichen]

some people

[digital phoenix]

Peak ego

[solid cairn]

its called shadow boxing

[ruby rain]

Huh

[ruby rain]

Bro, no it's a game online.

[solid cairn]

give me 1000 seconds and ill make top 100

[ruby rain]

K u have 10min 40 seconds, go.

[tulip lichen]

like 300 ish people are trying to kill bosses

in multiplayer

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thrasher7230

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Rapid: 1549 (peak)
Blitz: 1099 (1150 peak)
Bullet: 699 (710 peak)

[solid cairn]

ok

[solid cairn]

POV: chess now

[drowsy lodge]

STOP

[solid cairn]

ok im already ultimate champion

ggs

[drowsy lodge]

no]

[solid cairn]

im gonna send duo after you if you cant beat zari the bot.

in chess. ill help you, since i beat her easily

[drowsy lodge]

i've beaten the bots besides duo

[ruby rain]

Duo is a cheater

Istg

[restive storm]

chat am I stupid for not thinking I was losing here

[solid cairn]

ok 800 💀

[ruby rain]

Ok 1k 💀

[tribal silo]

[drowsy lodge]

I have i can show proof (im talking about the duo bots the 2000 bots lmfao)

[solid cairn]

ok 500 💀

[solid cairn]

ok

[ruby rain]

Bros onto nothing

[restive storm]

I misevaluated the position as "I should be fine here"

[ruby rain]

How did this even happen

[grim edge]

wghats chess.com to lichess bullet

[ruby rain]

Bullet isn't chess

Anything under 3min is a crime

[drowsy lodge]

shooting the board is though

[grim edge]

3 min is so boring

lowkey u only play 1 min or classical nothing else

[stable mirage]

well ur not me for sure, idk if thats a good thing or not

[solid cairn]

id still win

[ruby rain]

1v1 me rn

[solid cairn]

id beat you in a 1v1

[ruby rain]

Drop the link

[solid cairn]

BET lets run it

[grim edge]

💀 💀 💀

[ruby rain]

Who wanna watch.

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[ruby rain]

DROP THE LINK

[fiery beacon]

Magnus carlman 🤤

[grim edge]

hes scared xd

[solid cairn]

https://play.chess.com/eDz1k

[stable mirage]

yum

[solid cairn]

Cmon

Who took the link

[fiery beacon]

I was about to display all my wildest thoughts about Magnus Carlman but my brain “say or don’t say” filter worked for once and I realized it’s probably not a good idea

[drowsy lodge]

me

[drowsy lodge]

get a better pfp

[stable mirage]

no

[tribal silo]

Bro got a massive chess wedgie 30 seconds in

[solid cairn]

Ok bruh give me white

[stable mirage]

💀

[solid cairn]

this why i dont like black

[drowsy lodge]

put the white and leave the site

[grim edge]

lmaoo

[solid cairn]

im better with white

[solid cairn]

Alr rematch

[ruby rain]

He blundered a queen pin

[drowsy lodge]

racist af

[solid cairn]

best 2/3

[grim edge]

bros salty

[solid cairn]

No

[grim edge]

noob

[solid cairn]

Rematch

[ruby rain]

Alright run it

[solid cairn]

https://play.chess.com/LaFU1

[tribal silo]

[solid cairn]

https://play.chess.com/ZRVND @ruby rain

[tribal silo]

That chess wedgie was so hard that i though you were on a bungee rope little bro 😭

[drowsy lodge]

not funny, didn't laugh

[tribal silo]

Was not a joke

If i wanted a joke i would look at you

[rigid stratus]

hm hm

[trail prism]

Sirs I hear weird noises in the house

I think I got schizophrenia but I ain't sure

[restive storm]

the reason why I didn't think I was losing was because I didn't see a way for white to win
I think it was actually good that I didn't think I was losing because if I thought I was losing it would have affected me mentally and the position would collapse faster

[restive storm]

I was just playing a game and it happened

[restive storm]

what is this supposed to mean

[stable mirage]

I always think I’m dead lost

cuz I usually am

[rigid stratus]

welcome to the gang

[restive storm]

is it incorrect positional evaluation

[stable mirage]

including Hikaru?

[restive storm]

someone tell me what happened with vladimir kramnik and hikaru nakamura

[stable mirage]

kinda

[restive storm]

idk what happened

[severe oxide]

dead chat

[solid cairn]

damn

Not even trying lmao

[restive storm]

what's that

[ruby rain]

Excuses

[solid cairn]

Not even trying

[ruby rain]

Then try

[solid cairn]

Ok

[ruby rain]

Best of 5

[solid cairn]

30 minute

https://play.chess.com/Ts6EJ

[ruby rain]

U want a 30min game?

[solid cairn]

yes

[ruby rain]

U were low on time in a 10min.

I'd obliterate u

[solid cairn]

No

u suck omm

[ruby rain]

😭

93 accuracy and 88

[solid cairn]

still

https://play.chess.com/Ts6EJ

[ruby rain]

Wtvr man run it

BAHAHAHAHA

[stable mirage]

l*ndon incoming

[grim edge]

Bro got beat

[drowsy lodge]

hi bluddies

[ruby rain]

He's down a pawn rn

[grim edge]

Lol

[toxic valley]

This was bullet

[ruby rain]

He's down on time too

[grim edge]

Understandable if it was bullet

[ruby rain]

He just lost the game

[void fjord]

How?

[ruby rain]

Let me fork queen and rook

[solid cairn]

oops

[solid cairn]

acthually

I have a new gambit

[toxic valley]

Bullet is the game where you have to nonstop pre-moves regardless of how strong the move is

[solid cairn]

that will garuntee a win

[ruby rain]

How are u 1k

[drowsy lodge]

@grim edge i remeber you from somewhere

[solid cairn]

1k is not that hard

[ruby rain]

I'm gonna beat u while pooping this time

[solid cairn]

Ok

[drowsy lodge]

can we 1v1

[grim edge]

Um...watch your ego buddy

[solid cairn]

https://play.chess.com/QP9Yi

[ruby rain]

Elo?

[grim edge]

Ummm

[drowsy lodge]

yeah in order to get better at chess you gotta let your ego go

[tribal silo]

Ngl when watching your games i got 1750 vibes from you

[drowsy lodge]

850

[drowsy lodge]

aren't you Magnus carlsens brother

[solid cairn]

@ruby rain https://play.chess.com/QP9Yi

[ruby rain]

He's just that bad ngl

[grim edge]

Maybe...

[ruby rain]

I'm prol 1300 peak if I tried

[solid cairn]

nah

Anyway cmon https://play.chess.com/QP9Yi

[rigid stratus]

with much effort you can be less pleasing to talk to than garry kasparov

[tribal silo]

I mean youre average game accuracy is like 87% i doubt youre really 1100

[grim edge]

Ngl If I go full sweat mode at chess I might be a 1500

[rigid stratus]

it takes time though

[solid cairn]

Cmon @ruby rain https://play.chess.com/QP9Yi

[drowsy lodge]

LMFOO

[ruby rain]

I got premium and actually started learning this week

I went from like 81% to higher

[tribal silo]

Doubt rhat

[solid cairn]

bruh u finna accept challenge

[ruby rain]

1900 puzzle peak almost

[tribal silo]

Your account was made november 13 2023

[ruby rain]

Talking rn

[tribal silo]

But that doesnt mean youre smurfing

[ruby rain]

I've had previous

[solid cairn]

💀 just click the linkhttps://play.chess.com/QP9Yi

[tribal silo]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Nice job

[ruby rain]

My connected isn't my current acc

[drowsy lodge]

@solid cairn duel

[ruby rain]

I lost that email when I got a new phone

[solid cairn]

ok

[ruby rain]

Actually just dmd staff about disconnecting it

[rigid stratus]

Kb5

[restive storm]

wha'ts your main account rating

[ruby rain]

Turns out when you don't give the other player a piece for free u can win

[ruby rain]

I hit 1300 on fide

[drowsy lodge]

BLUD WHAT IS THIS

[ruby rain]

So chesscom prol 1500-1600

[trail smelt]

Man's trash talking to a chess game, this is the shii I do like

[grim edge]

Everyone here so good at chess

[tribal silo]

1600-1700 is 1300 fide

[trail smelt]

I'm 973 ranking. Not so good. Highest 1164

[ruby rain]

Are ya winning son

[grim edge]

Um sure

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Lehaan Waikole (lehaanwaikole)

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Rapid: 812 (963 peak)
Blitz: 593

[drowsy lodge]

im too tired to play bs openings and players

[tribal silo]

💀💀💀

[solid cairn]

skull issue 💀

[drowsy lodge]

let your ego go man

[trail smelt]

I play high af so you finna catch these weird openings

[ruby rain]

Oh then u saying 1750 wasn't that far off

[void fjord]

What counts as bs?

[solid cairn]

your right.

[tribal silo]

Yeah definitely

[ruby rain]

I'll probably start functionally losing sooner tho

Always happens when on a hot streak

[drowsy lodge]

what is this queens gambit shit he makes the great wall of china and proceeds to shoot me dead

[trail smelt]

I go from 10 losses to 10 wins in a row. Why does this keep happening to me

[ruby rain]

Get your queen behind like I did and eat his pawns

I got 3 in like 5 moves

[tight lily]

Don't play 20 games in a row then

[trail smelt]

Oh true but it's fun

[tight lily]

You get tired after 10 games probably

[void fjord]

Oh. Did that once

[tight lily]

Thats why you lose the other 10 games

[rigid stratus]

dont you like blowing up the wall of china

[trail smelt]

I respect your opinion @tight lily

[ruby rain]

He took 2nd the best seriously

[rigid stratus]

the ping, damn

[tight lily]

K thanks

[ruby rain]

Wowwww he didn't mark them as rated games so I beat him up for nothing

[trail smelt]

420 69 no problem

[drowsy lodge]

ima go study now

[rigid stratus]

ill fight you

[trail smelt]

Don't high I'm too fight

[void fjord]

I so wish I could but I’m limited 🤧😢

[drowsy lodge]

tf

[rigid stratus]

whats you username

[trail smelt]

What

Leroy Jenkins

[tribal silo]

I love brilliants so much. How can i get my 4 hours of sleep without the thought of achieving something so brilliant? I must get another brilliance or what will i do with myself?! I hate losing and never review those games, but i always review my shoddy winning games because it has a brilliant . I love that aesthetically pleasing blue and 2 exclamation marks !! . I like to sacrifice my bishops randomly hoping its a brilliant and oh boy! Got to love that aesthetic blue! I shove my brilliant moves in everyones face so that I can feel superior even if i make a blunder the next move, however never tell me my brilliant is not brilliant or you will see the dark side of me. And you dont want that buddy. Brilliants are not just simple tactic for strong players , everyone is creative and thats why its BRILLIANT!! I love my gotham chess videos and my chess books i got from a thrift store. One day ill be one of those brilliant chess players that awe the crowd

[ruby rain]

Ok dude what the flip

[restive storm]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[ruby rain]

MrBean still wanna play?

[drowsy lodge]

i guess

whats ur cc name

[ruby rain]

CielPhantomhiveChess

[void fjord]

Would I being correct in assuming you have to get brilliant sleep to be capable of sleeping?

[ruby rain]

Frog what elo r u

[tribal silo]

693

[twin moon]

He is 1800-1999

[void fjord]

Cut that in half and subtract like seven elo is my rating

Somehow I had a peak of like 530 way back when but I don’t remember that

[tribal silo]

You mistake yourself

[twin moon]

Your even worse

[tribal silo]

I identify as a non gender pan, im offended that you assume that this awsome person is me

[twin moon]

I identify as a person who doesn’t give a shit about gender

[void fjord]

Nice arrow!

[tribal silo]

Omg, the twitter slaves are going to raid your dms

[tribal silo]

Fr how did he draw that

[twin moon]

It’s called being on tablet

[void fjord]

Magic

[tribal silo]

Where is photoshop

[twin moon]

I don’t got photoshop, I can just edit screenshots

[tribal silo]

[ruby rain]

I blundered my queen to be funny and bro Said LMFO

[void fjord]

Ōwō you’re fancy!

[tribal silo]

charge your ipad you bum

Charge is faster

[void fjord]

1% lasts forever

[twin moon]

I’m already charging it

[twin moon]

I just gotta say, chess on tablet is S tier

[peak plank]

Holy shit chat

[grim edge]

1% and 100% are lies made by companies to make you feel like the battery lasts longer than it actually does

[peak plank]

I went 3/3 OTB today

[twin moon]

Nice 👍

[cyan yarrow]

Pogar

Very nice

[void fjord]

Alright time to bypass! Gn

[grim edge]

[cyan yarrow]

Gn

Also hello yall

[tulip lichen]

yo my spatula's handle broke

what to do😭

it's 7 am and me hunger

[tribal silo]

Use hands to stir

[stable mirage]

against 2100s?

[tribal silo]

People who post brilliants

[tulip lichen]

alr

stir what tho

i need simple recipe for food

[tribal silo]

Hamburger

[tulip lichen]

no meat in my house

[tribal silo]

Yeah starky hired me with 5 cents an hour

[stable mirage]

fr they should be flexing things like making their first best move (as you can see I got mine here)

[tulip lichen]

i have eggs tho

[grave spruce]

rice

[pearl bolt]

good morning, fellow entrepeneurs

[tulip lichen]

hmm

i think i can make fried rice

[grave spruce]

yummy

[tulip lichen]

but gonna take a long time for onion to brown

and i dont got sharp knife

[grave spruce]

its gonna be worth it

🥶

[tulip lichen]

my ruler is sharper than my mother knives

im not even joking

dull ahh knives

[grave spruce]

school rulers are built op

[tulip lichen]

fr

[pearl bolt]

who's ready to stir the vat of shit that is my life

[tulip lichen]

ig im gonna make eggs

[grave spruce]

oh ok

[tulip lichen]

easiest one to make

its 7 am im not gonna be staying up for 1 hour for onion to brown bro

[pearl bolt]

eggs?

[tulip lichen]

chicken egg

[stable mirage]

birb egg

[pearl bolt]

egg is delicious, egg is life

[tulip lichen]

bro but my spatula handle broken

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2275 (peak)
Blitz: 2356 (2391 peak)
Bullet: 2306 (2358 peak)

[pearl bolt]

stir with hand

[tulip lichen]

bro i mean how flip it

in pan

[pearl bolt]

oh

[tulip lichen]

im gonna get burned

im not gorgon ramsay

[pearl bolt]

here in mother russia, we eat egg raw

[ruby rain]

He played better than the 1k guy

[pearl bolt]

we no brag about achievement accomplish

[tribal silo]

Omg brilliant

[tulip lichen]

salmonella

[pearl bolt]

who care

[tribal silo]

If no brilliant than the game is just invalid.

[tulip lichen]

your pet bears

[tulip lichen]

are gonna miss you

[drowsy lodge]

damn

[ruby rain]

Mid brilliant

[drowsy lodge]

i wasnt even trying that hard

[ruby rain]

I gave u my queen and still almost outplayed u first game

[tribal silo]

Uh oh starky might knock at your door and hire you at his sweatshop

[pearl bolt]

bears eat egg raw too

[ruby rain]

"I wasn't even trying that hard"

[tulip lichen]

they gonna miss you when you die

[drowsy lodge]

bro let your ego go lmfao

[tulip lichen]

of salmonella

[pearl bolt]

who care about death?

[ruby rain]

Dawg u said "LMFO" like I didn't see it.

[tulip lichen]

your pet bears gonna miss you bro

[ruby rain]

Tried to be toxic and ended up stupid.

[tribal silo]

[pearl bolt]

who said i have bears

[tulip lichen]

they told me

[drowsy lodge]

that wasn't being toxic

[ruby rain]

What was it then

[tulip lichen]

alr break it up kids

[pearl bolt]

i eat poison every day

[drowsy lodge]

well he's the kid ngl

[ruby rain]

No dad

[ruby rain]

17

[tulip lichen]

you have to behave or no dessert after dinner

[drowsy lodge]

yeah you act like 12

[ruby rain]

Dang

[ruby rain]

You said LMFO and got destroyed lol

[pearl bolt]

oh my garsh its a fight

let me get popcorn

[tulip lichen]

apologize timmy

you have to be nice

[drowsy lodge]

bro f off with your ego get a actual life loser

[ruby rain]

Buddy, you got a Lil ego after the 1st match then got put down.

[tulip lichen]

and you still are not above 18 years old

you're still a child

[ruby rain]

All that "I'm not even trying" I played better in less half the time.

[pearl bolt]

dramatic coda

[ruby rain]

Took twice my time but u ain't trying.

[tulip lichen]

i suddently adopted 2 random people

sick

[ruby rain]

So when do I get my allowance

[tulip lichen]

tomorrow after you do the dishes

[pearl bolt]

not me. i eat egg and poison and don't die

[drowsy lodge]

yeah i wasn't even trying legit was tabbed out for half the game

[ruby rain]

I did the dishes tonight

[tulip lichen]

alr here you go champ here's 10 bucks
don't spend it fast

money doesn't grow on trees

[ruby rain]

It's paper

[pearl bolt]

you are correct

[ruby rain]

You can't talk about ego and say "I wasn't even trying"

Makes 0 sense.

It grows tho

[pearl bolt]

and now you are correct

[drowsy lodge]

im actually gonna go grind for 1200

[pearl bolt]

we all were

[ruby rain]

Hit that grind bud.

[drowsy lodge]

that was a joke game lmfao

[tulip lichen]

martin played with 70% wth

[grim edge]

People with ego in chess are just annoying...

[ruby rain]

All your games are jokes.

[tulip lichen]

they buffed him right

back in my days he was playing with 40% accuracy bruh

[drowsy lodge]

yeah and you the biggest joke i've ever met

[tulip lichen]

martin aint martin no mo

he's martino now

[ruby rain]

You tried to use an insult that was already used, be better.

Your chess and social skills both lack.

[grim edge]

Dont add more oil to the fire,leave him alone,its his ego that will destroy his self not you smh.

[tulip lichen]

just put a towel over it

the oil fire

[grim edge]

LMFAOOAOAOAOAOOSKSOSKOSKSOSOAOAO

[tulip lichen]

200

[umbral wind]

Fr.

[grim edge]

Hi 👋
Everyone

I am new here

[pearl bolt]

good morning fellow entrepeneur

[drowsy lodge]

yeah i'll just let he's ego destory him

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2305 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2300 (peak)
Bullet: 2305 (peak)

[ruby rain]

His*

[tulip lichen]

bro levy rozman has the HUGEST EGO it's almost as big as his forehead against people under him in elo but when it's a gm playing he gets scared

[restive storm]

wait I got refunded and I didn't know

what the hell

[tired wren]

2305 in bullet 💀💀

[ruby rain]

Levy says himself he has severe anxiety playing over the board and that he'll probably never be GM because of it.

[twin moon]

I think a lot of it is for show

[tulip lichen]

damn he aint got no social skills

[drowsy lodge]

bro has a peak of 2300 and is 2305

[pearl bolt]

this is a big spoonful of bullshit.

[restive storm]

yeah I got refunded rating from a cheater and I didn't know about it

[ruby rain]

Cowshit

[twin moon]

Yea it would be much more entertaining to watch a Muhammad Ali type player rather than some guy in the corner of his room playing chess lmao

[tulip lichen]

top #1 chess tip: don't buy chessly

[pearl bolt]

i join this server for chess player

[drowsy lodge]

only 5

[pearl bolt]

same thing!

[restive storm]

true

[tulip lichen]

bro what who are you

random 2300 what

[tired wren]

so.... you leak exam papers or something?? 👀

[pearl bolt]

no.

[tulip lichen]

damn you reached 2000 in 3 years good for you bro

[twin moon]

I wouldn’t say he is random, he is pretty active on the server

[tulip lichen]

the grind must.ve been crazy

[tired wren]

ohh, sedd

[drowsy lodge]

i only play checkers

[pearl bolt]

but any help you need, feel free to direct message

[tulip lichen]

bro what

[stable mirage]

we love dor-chan

[ruby rain]

You can force win in checkers

[twin moon]

You can get to 2000 fairly quickly if you like chess, I’m about 9 months into studying

[tired wren]

okay, thanks

[twin moon]

Absolutely

[drowsy lodge]

what

[pearl bolt]

no. impossible. you disrespectful shit.

[twin moon]

Chill this ain’t league of legends 💀

[drowsy lodge]

thanks

en passant in checkers

[pearl bolt]

you are welcome

[pearl bolt]

doesn't exist

[drowsy lodge]

didn't ask

[pearl bolt]

didn't care

[drowsy lodge]

didn't know

[ruby rain]

Checkers has like 8 possible outcomes

[tulip lichen]

damn you guys really like using d

[drowsy lodge]

didn't actually ask

[tulip lichen]

didn't talk to you

[drowsy lodge]

didn't care

[pearl bolt]

hmmmmm this is familiar

[ruby rain]

My thoughts exactly

[tulip lichen]

you really seem like you care about our replies if you really didn't care you wouldn't reply

ngl

[ruby rain]

Just like he really didn't care about his chess game.

[drowsy lodge]

who just replied 😕

[tulip lichen]

i never said i didn't care?

[ruby rain]

He never said he didn't care.

[tulip lichen]

don't take the chance to be disrespectful

[pearl bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/operation-teapot-nuke-nuclear-explosion-nuclear-test-nuclear-footage-gif-15618232923822161090

[tulip lichen]

we must respect each other

[ruby rain]

He plays checkers.

[drowsy lodge]

the fact that you both waste your time trying to clown on people is funny

[tulip lichen]

so you're basically bullying a guy

[tulip lichen]

clown on people?

[ruby rain]

Who's bullying?

[tulip lichen]

bro im trying to stop the argument

[pearl bolt]

people need to get some chopin in them

[ruby rain]

No one's putting makeup on you.

[tulip lichen]

bro he obviously doesn't play checkers

don't disrespect him for saying he plays it

[drowsy lodge]

I'm not one being so prideful over beating a 800

[tulip lichen]

now be respectful to each other both of you

[ruby rain]

I'm not the one saying "I wasn't even trying"

[tulip lichen]

yo chillax you two

[drowsy lodge]

I wasn't so go cry about it

[ruby rain]

Twice the time half the skill

[grim edge]

@Server ayo bro theres a fight over here

[ruby rain]

"I think I'm gonna grind for 1200 🤓"

[twin moon]

Just record it

[grim edge]

Dam so dirty

[tulip lichen]

fr

[drowsy lodge]

watch me do it lmfao

[ruby rain]

Do it.

[grim edge]

Nah let them be just scarin them

[drowsy lodge]

I will asshole

[ruby rain]

Time limit is?

[twin moon]

(I’m making a joke on school fights)

[tulip lichen]

alr grab popcorn this is getting entertaining

[pearl bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/twoset-twosetviolin-eddy-chen-brett-yang-gif-19323030

[drowsy lodge]

10 months

[ruby rain]

I'll push to 1500 before you hit 1250.

10 months 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2311 (peak)
Blitz: 2222 (2314 peak)
Bullet: 2403 (peak)

[ruby rain]

10 months is crazy

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-mj-michael-jackson-thriller-thriller-popcorn-gif-5463189

[grim edge]

I wanna be like u

[twin moon]

You are gonna reach NM soon enough 👍

[drowsy lodge]

how did u tilt from 2403 to 2222

[grim edge]

Ty for this hope.

[twin moon]

Millie when did you start?

[pearl bolt]

again i say ENOUGH PROCRASTINATING. GO PRACTICE

[drowsy lodge]

oh nvm

[grim edge]

vs

[twin moon]

^

[pearl bolt]

honestly, my stats aren't great either

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> David Robertson (david_robertson_chess)

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Name: David Robertson (david_robertson_chess)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 758 (831 peak)
Blitz: 527 (peak)
Bullet: 388 (390 peak)

[grim edge]

@drowsy lodge vs @elfin kernel rn
vs

[drowsy lodge]

i got the bullet and blitz mixed up

[tulip lichen]

bro your name

why did you put in your actual name

someone gonna doxx you bro

[pearl bolt]

good

[tulip lichen]

what

[pearl bolt]

good for them

[tulip lichen]

bro im scared for you

[pearl bolt]

idc

[tulip lichen]

nvm you prob have a bear as a guard dog

[twin moon]

I mean David Robertson isn’t the most rare name (no offense @pearl bolt)

[tulip lichen]

and like 20 rifles

[pearl bolt]

fair enough. i could be the baseball guy

[peak plank]

1700s

[tulip lichen]

hey pixie

[pearl bolt]

please don't ping, i will be studying

[tulip lichen]

why is your nickname that bro

[grim edge]

"Oh Fernando hernandez raul santiago the 3rd😩😩😩"

[tulip lichen]

bast offered a draw when playing with you?

[twin moon]

Which is easier to say in bed, that or Clark?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ciel Phantomhive (earl-ciel-phantomhive)

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Name: Ciel Phantomhive (earl-ciel-phantomhive)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 700 (733 peak)
Blitz: 440 (584 peak)
Bullet: 506 (860 peak)

[peak plank]

I was watching basts game an he offered a draw in a +5 position to his opponent - twice

[ruby rain]

That's wrong hmmm

[grim edge]

The 3rd LMFOAOAOA

[peak plank]

He was black

[pearl bolt]

oh also, feel free to dm if you want to play chess with me

[ruby rain]

Still trying to disconnect that

I just did and it didn't work

[twin moon]

Fr lmao

[peak plank]

So he was offering a draw when both players knew he was dead lost

[grim edge]

Idk man but clark seems weird

"Oh clark😩" it just doesnt fit

[twin moon]

Exactly lmao

I don’t know why

[grim edge]

"Oh hernandez" sounds better say it in a spanish accent and then youre good

[tulip lichen]

oh alr

[twin moon]

And idk why I gave almost the exact same response either

[ruby rain]

This bot is dumb

[twin moon]

Yea I can see that, but something like…

Idk what the best is

Just something with a “smooth” name that rolls off the tongue easier

[umbral wind]

I broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club (went to the club)

[twin moon]

I knew you were gay

[grim edge]

👍🏻

[hot cape]

Hello I’m around 1300 I’m looking for training partners. Elo doesn’t matter but I’m usually Pst time zone

[supple berry]

First time playing rapid in a month:

I still got it

[grim edge]

"oh JUANITO😩😩"

[umbral wind]

I’m not gay

It’s just the pfp I promise

[twin moon]

You really got a thing for Spanish guys then lmao

[twin moon]

Whatever you say 👍

[grim edge]

Aw man youre gay what a turn off

[twin moon]

Saying that in English tho is too funny, “oh little Juan”

[grim edge]

ITS A JOKE MY GUY

[twin moon]

Makes it turn into something way worse

[umbral wind]

Yeah such a shame isn’t it millie

[twin moon]

The gay thing kinda ruins it tho

[grim edge]

[umbral wind]

I’m changing the pfp

[grim edge]

Oh sh- i gotta get prepared then.

[twin moon]

I’ll stop tho mb if it annoys you

[grim edge]

Same same

[umbral wind]

Im not a bitch im joking😂

[twin moon]

Well I mean the whole “that’s not my gender” is one thing but if you just don’t like being called gay idm stopping lmao

[umbral wind]

Well ik I ain’t gay and it’s just a joke so do whatever you want

[twin moon]

Ah I love digging myself into a controversial hole

[solid cairn]

i like how burnt popcorn tastes

[umbral wind]

This pfp kinda gay tho

[twin moon]

Alr then 👍

[twin moon]

I thought it was straight Ngl, I just heard you were gay

[ruby rain]

Real men eat the Cheese in lunchables

[umbral wind]

Gotta go work anyway back in like 6-7 hours sweeties

[twin moon]

Have a good day 👋

[solid cairn]

WAIT WHAT ACTUALLY PINGED THE MOEDS??

[ruby rain]

Duh

[solid cairn]

im leaving for now

[ruby rain]

Buddy

[twin moon]

impending doom approaches

[solid cairn]

hope i dont get banned

[grim edge]

Am 1380 rn if i grind for 3 months do you think i could reach like 1600

[ruby rain]

You've ghost pinged mods twice now lol

[solid cairn]

i wont be surprised if i get muted

if i do tell them it was by accident

[twin moon]

Probably, although I got stuck at 1500 for 2 months so be prepared for a plateau, seems to get a lot of people in that time

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/bobawooyo-dog-confused-dog-huh-dog-meme-shocked-dog-gif-16713203299056947073

How does ghost ping work

[peak plank]

I done a 1200-2k in a year

[twin moon]

But yea overall definitely

[solid cairn]

Where you ping someone then immediately delete the message after

[twin moon]

Even tho they can still read logs

[grim edge]

Ty for the hope ben.

[peak plank]

[solid cairn]

yeah

so i think im screwed

[peak plank]

Why are all the chess masters in my area CS majors

[twin moon]

But the plateau helps, after I got past it I was able to blitz through

[peak plank]

One of them created their own version of chessbase

[solid cairn]

Godammit theres a popcorn kernel shell stuck at the back of my throat and i cant swallow it. its agitating me

💀

[grim edge]

What did you do in your plateau? I really need tips am in a plateau between 1350-1380 rn

[twin moon]

Ok so I just kinda did what I normally do, but I tried to pick up and apply new concepts

[solid cairn]

I bet you watch asmr you freak

[grim edge]

Ill pick it up with my tongue

(Its clearly satire so chill)

[peak plank]

I am also in a plateau because I never played a rapid game in the past ... While..

[grim edge]

New tactics?,wdym by nee concepts?

[solid cairn]

shiii bet go for it bbg

[twin moon]

If you can’t beat someone, then you gotta get stronger, sounds obvious but idk why so many people just say “why can’t I win” lmao

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Does that mean i just have to keep pushing,or spam myself against a stronger bot.?

Why

[twin moon]

So developing a better positional understanding is good, just look up positional concepts or GM’s solving tactics. I can also give you a link a channel where GM’s show their thinking mid game

Yea what he said, they do not play like a human

[grim edge]

Am playing against stockfish level 4 rn he hard to beat

[twin moon]

And when chess has a lot to do with pattern recognition, it’s not gonna help as much

[solid cairn]

( i just have unspoken rizz)

[grim edge]

Noted.

[twin moon]

To add onto this

[grim edge]

Send it over in dms pls

[twin moon]

Millie do you know your weakest part of the game?

[twin moon]

Yea I’m finding it rn

[solid cairn]

ok real talk @grim edge is zesty to many people from this server

[twin moon]

You mean Fin?

She is gay after all

[solid cairn]

whos that

[twin moon]

Yea to that, silmans endgame course from beginner to master is a great endgame book

Also I would argue putting planning in the middle game training as something just as important

[fallen valley]

@solid cairn don't ping mods for nonsense

[twin moon]

Being able to make and out pressure on a target is great

[ionic steppe]

d.4 on top 💯🗣️

[grim edge]

a3 better

[twin moon]

Discord mod voice

[supple berry]

Tyler1 peaked

[grim edge]

Its ehere i ponder infront of the board and i cant think of a tactic and when i move i immedietly get tactical ideas but cant do it anymore because i already moved,i dont knoe my beain has yellow ping 200 ms

[fallen valley]

Bad at opening=work on repertoire

Bad at middlegames=look back at repertoire

Bad at endgames=review my repertoire because I should have won already

[grim edge]

Me?

[solid cairn]

LISTEN I DIDNT MEAN TO, I WAS GONNA FAKE PING BECAUSESOMEONE SAID A JOKE ABOUT GAY PEOPLE AND IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE "@srvr mod homophpobia1111!1!!1!" BUT IT PINGED FOREAL

[twin moon]

Yep

[grim edge]

Bros having a panic attack

[fallen valley]

Just don't fake pings bruh

[twin moon]

This is the kinda shit you will see on those texts being read aloud by a VA

[fallen valley]

It's not exactly the pinnacle of humor

[grim edge]

You have no mercy here the mods wikl decide your faith

[solid cairn]

noOOOOO

i have no watuh pls dont do this deepocean

Ill give u a shoutout on my yt

[fallen valley]

My decision: I do not care enough to type out a timeout

[peak plank]

Or just Deep at this point

[grim edge]

Btw wdym mt curiousity is killing me

zesty

[grim edge]

W mod.

[solid cairn]

dont play dumb

[grim edge]

Wym???

[limber reef]

hello

[fallen valley]

Y'all gotta understand that I do not care to moderate anything that does not demand attention

[twin moon]

Zesty means gay to my knowledge

[solid cairn]

Ocean.

[fallen valley]

@solid cairn I have seen that many times

[solid cairn]

i sent the wrong meme

[grim edge]

BRO I GOT NO CLUe

[solid cairn]

Bro 💀 you think i dont stalk chat

[drowsy lodge]

bruhh

[grim edge]

...just tell me already

[grim edge]

MY BRAIN HAS NO CLUE

[solid cairn]

[fallen valley]

Next time Big V pings me and then immediately deletes it he gets timed out

[limber reef]

zesty

[grim edge]

So???

[solid cairn]

OK BRO wait i meant to send the schlatt tree to your message sayijng you dont care what we do as long as its not important

but i accedentaly sent it to your "ive seen that before" message

and i jst wanted to correct myself

[finite jasper]

Don’t abuse your voice like that man :(

[fallen valley]

I have no idea what this sentence means

[grim edge]

He meant to not force yourself to have a deeper voice

[fallen valley]

Oh

I do not

[grim edge]

[solid cairn]

Did you see what isaid

[fallen valley]

Yes I did

[solid cairn]

can u sub to my youtube and ill shout you out bro a whole video dedicated to you

[remote fractal]

hi cat

[fallen valley]

Generous offer, but I think I'll just sub for free

[remote fractal]

chat

[fallen valley]

I don't need the shout-out

[solid cairn]

noooooo i wanted to make content

[grim edge]

Guys if i start streaming can i get a sub

[fallen valley]

You can get a follow

[solid cairn]

only if you admit what you did.

[grim edge]

i wanna stream when i get to 1500

[grim edge]

ABOUT WHAT???

[fallen valley]

Stream your journey to 1500 instead. I would watch that

[grim edge]

how do i look on chess.com games database? (the equivlient of this, but on chess.com)

[solid cairn]

streaming pays - money

[grim edge]

Trust ne you dont want me screaming and pullung my hair while saying "f" again and again after a bad move

[solid cairn]

unless u got millions of followers

[fallen valley]

Chess com does not have an equivalent

[supple berry]

chess.com sucks and doesnt have anything

[grim edge]

oh damn

[supple berry]

including a working analysis board

[fallen valley]

I think I would

[supple berry]

lichess > c.c in literrally everything

[grim edge]

LMFAOO aight i might reconsider

[solid cairn]

@fallen valley im gonna make a video about you

[fallen valley]

What issue do you have with the cc database

[fallen valley]

Please do not

[solid cairn]

he has a skill issue

[solid cairn]

i mean that in a friendly way

[stable mirage]

what happened now

[supple berry]

the analysis board takes much too long to show engine lines or give reviews for moves

I have plat too

[solid cairn]

a friendly way (how much cool you are)

[supple berry]

I have to use lichess because its awful

[stable mirage]

cc has more premoves

[supple berry]

literally the only plus

[grim edge]

as you said, chess.com database doesnt exist

[fallen valley]

I have a more issues with the Lichess analysis board lagging

[supple berry]

bro

[solid cairn]

Stolen

[grim edge]

🤮

[supple berry]

c.c does not give reviews or lines for 30 sseconds

[grim edge]

So????

[solid cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/918965846385258529/950909119550865458/crack.gif

[fallen valley]

A player database does not, a Master's Database does (which included Titled Tuesday)

[twin moon]

I almost threw up seeing this… 💀

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/essp-hoi4-tno-speech-bubble-gif-26185092

[solid cairn]

STOLEN YET AGAIN

[fallen valley]

Y'all weird

[grim edge]

Am lowkey loving these arts i need the source...

[twin moon]

Nah I’m straight, I would get in that for the bit though

[stable mirage]

it’s a skill

[fallen valley]

Don't get too degenerate, I don't want to moderate

[solid cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-meme-wise-mystical-tree-gif-26880305

[grim edge]

Dawg tf

[twin moon]

Is that the one piece?

[fallen valley]

Nah you're chill

[twin moon]

Or the one piece tree?

[stable mirage]

I wouldn’t say so but if you think so

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-unsee-how-to-unsee-blind-homer-simpson-simpsons-gif-17613101

[twin moon]

That one is the tamest of them all imo lmao

[tulip lichen]

that would blind you bro

[stable mirage]

exactly

[grim edge]

better than seeing those images

[stable mirage]

is that yg

[grim edge]

this is truly a 🌲 moment

[solid cairn]

@fallen valley are u allowed to add emojis

[grim edge]

My pfp is cursed

[fallen valley]

I'm not going to add a random emoji

[solid cairn]

PLEASE

PLEEEASEE ILL DO ANYTHING

ILL EAT A HANDFUL OF BURNT POPCORN

[fallen valley]

I work in elementary schools

[solid cairn]

How get mod

[fallen valley]

And somehow this feels more like taking care of children

[twin moon]

I mean I am technically a kid

[fallen valley]

Banned

[twin moon]

15

[fallen valley]

It's too late

[twin moon]

I had that on speed type-

Bro 💀

[fallen valley]

Your fate is sealed

[stable mirage]

o7

[solid cairn]

and we have the discord moderation team on speedial

[twin moon]

Eh whatever, I’m still 15

I was about to clarify that anyone under 18 is technically a kid

[solid cairn]

@fallen valley

[stable mirage]

child vs kid

[cunning plinth]

i pulled a hikaru

i made 7 queens + a rook and checkmated him like that

[solid cairn]

DONT IGNORE ME OR ILL POLLUTE THE OCEAN

[tulip lichen]

bro anyone under 18 years old is a kid💀

a minor is technically a kid

[twin moon]

Exactly

[fallen valley]

Banned

[twin moon]

That’s why I said “technically”

[solid cairn]

oK THATS IT MR OCEAN IM GONNA THROW TOXIC WASTE INTO THE OCEAN

[tulip lichen]

fr

[rapid lion]

How to get to 3000 in 30 days

[twin moon]

Be a GM and make a speed run account

[grim edge]

Is impossible

[solid cairn]

blackmail deepocean via threatening him

[rapid lion]

💀

[solid cairn]

if he doesnt give you 3000 elo

[stable mirage]

incredible idea

[solid cairn]

then throw trash into the ocean

[grim edge]

Buy an acc

[solid cairn]

how get banned on cc speedrun:

[tribal silo]

☺️

[tulip lichen]

hack magnus account

[rapid lion]

Very good response

[twin moon]

Is it actually illegal to buy a cc account? (By fair play rules not actual law ofc)

[tulip lichen]

or steal a device he use

[torpid lintel]

That's not allowed and don't say him to do that. Thanks!

[rapid lion]

I will take magnus into captivity

[solid cairn]

Its possible to obtain the password of a cc account using the inspect element key

so stealing magnus account isnt impossible

[fallen valley]

Why do you change your pfp every 5 minutes

[solid cairn]

but still dont risk getting swatted

[limber reef]

hello

[grim edge]

Looking for a new pfp

[tulip lichen]

hold him at gunpoint to get the password frfr

[tribal silo]

Use beads, use stockfish, use jewelry, use a watch, use earrings, use shiny glasses, make sure to go to the bathroom a lot and basically you can be 3000

[torpid lintel]

Rating come from improvement.
Play for improvement and rating will follow! And improvement take time

[grim edge]

Sorry

[limber reef]

🈸

[fallen valley]

Your current one is a bit uhhhhhhhh

[torpid lintel]

Hello! :) !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[stable mirage]

google “cute furry discord pfp”

[twin moon]

It was simple for me, I saw magnus holding a brick and that was all I needed to hear

[lament jacinth]

Im sad

[rapid lion]

Why

[stable mirage]

why dad

[tulip lichen]

why did you change your pfp

[restive storm]

make your own

[lament jacinth]

CAUSE YOU KEWP CAALING ME DAD

[twin moon]

Just don’t look in certain areas and it should be fine, focus on the face

[solid cairn]

OMKGT LIYA 1V1 ME ITS BEEN 2 DAYS

[restive storm]

I make my own pfps

[stable mirage]

idk was considering it and bong gave me a push, might change back soon though idk

[lament jacinth]

I can't im sorry 💀

[restive storm]

make your pfp catnap

[stable mirage]

is there a problem with that

[lament jacinth]

Yes

[restive storm]

[tulip lichen]

hi dad

[stable mirage]

no sorry dor-chan

[fallen valley]

Hi Liya

[restive storm]

don't call me that

[stable mirage]

what’s the problem

[restive storm]

[lament jacinth]

Stop calling me dad im NOT A GUY💀

[tulip lichen]

ok dad

[stable mirage]

^

[restive storm]

hey

[lament jacinth]

@sebermids

[tulip lichen]

woah woah woah woah woah

[solid cairn]

what

[lament jacinth]

HIIII

[solid cairn]

hands get numb from mining all day POV: minecraft

[limber reef]

bro

[restive storm]

no bypassing allowed
will result in punishment

[solid cairn]

what

[lament jacinth]

So long as u let me call you mom

[solid cairn]

I never bypassed anything