💬〡general-off-topic

[keen parrot]

pay attention in english class

[silent quest]

[gentle steppe]

i hate u

[honest drift]

Why do you need to have convos with braindead people in the first place ?

[stuck kestrel]

sir im from microsoft give me ur credit card

[severe oxide]

Smoking that india pack 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬 stralia on top 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

[stuck kestrel]

SIR DO NOT REDEEM IT DO NOT REDEEM IT

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/turn-washingtons-spies-smile-oh-hi-oh-hey-gif-5152494 we finna be the british in the 1800s 🇬🇧

[stuck kestrel]

australia sucks. ur guys’s pm shit himself in a mcdonalds

lmao

[keen parrot]

your pm cant afford mcdonalds

[severe oxide]

Scomo was a bitch no one likes him

[silent quest]

You could dm

[gentle steppe]

i mean we got shit ton of scammers here but cmon imagine calling every indian a scammer

[stuck kestrel]

then urs cant afford shit, by that logic

[gentle steppe]

we only lost 1 time

[keen parrot]

my brother got scammed for 100 bucks from an indian scammer lamoo

[stuck kestrel]

thats ur brothers fault for being stupid bro

[severe oxide]

🚬🚬🚬🚬

[stuck kestrel]

who the hell falls for those

[gentle steppe]

...thats because he is an idiot?

[keen parrot]

they deadass just charged us 100 bucks only by calling him ????

[honest drift]

Its in the genes

[severe oxide]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5kUV7lgY9xb8e3KJ8nMFZS?si=H4P7uvCpScabuIkZDWZebg

[gentle steppe]

like every time ur being scammed its ur fault

just dont be stupid scams are obvious

[grim edge]

JUST DONT REDEEM IT.

[severe oxide]

what if the person is old

[keen parrot]

"indians arent scammers" and proceeds to being apologetic for them lmao what a joke of a person you are

[stuck kestrel]

NO SAR DOND RIDIM ITT

[severe oxide]

or mentally handicapped

[gentle steppe]

thats another story lmao

[stuck kestrel]

then they shouldnt be using the internet if theyre that dumb

[keen parrot]

its the same scammers, scum of the earth targeting stupid and old people

[gentle steppe]

mind u i said ' not every indian is a scammer

[severe oxide]

justifying scamming is wild

[keen parrot]

half of your country isnt using the internet either way

[mystic stream]

Hey guys who's ur favorite NM in this server

[keen parrot]

kibitzer by far

[severe oxide]

Rinqed

[stuck kestrel]

im not , i got scammed in boblox too 😢 , but getting scammed by an indian scammer us wild

[honest drift]

Myself in the future

[mystic stream]

With a duck picture as their pfp

[severe oxide]

who said i got scammed? wtf lmao

[grim edge]

School is tomorrow

[severe oxide]

i used to scam kids in roblox lmao

[keen parrot]

do your homework

[honest drift]

Population matters

[stuck kestrel]

not u idiot, i was talking about old people

[keen parrot]

romania is 1/10 of pakistan population LMAOO

[honest drift]

Romania is far better

[stuck kestrel]

but hes saying Prime minister of pakistan cant afford mcdonalds. Thats why i sent it

[grim edge]

sometimes i womder why knowing the powerhouse of a cell will decide my faith in the future...

[honest drift]

Yeah he is braindead

[silent quest]

What is electron

[keen parrot]

just do your homework, work your ass off and then marry an american dude

[stuck kestrel]

Im sending it to let him know Pakistani pm has more money than romanian prime minister

[stuck kestrel]

i forgor

[severe oxide]

let’s all just collectively agree australia is simply the best country

[stuck kestrel]

the rest

[honest drift]

Top 20, how about that

[grim edge]

I PREFER GERMAN MEN

[stuck kestrel]

generous

[severe oxide]

Top 1

[keen parrot]

who here is even german, you need a broader range

[honest drift]

Its my go to place as a spider!

[severe oxide]

shitting on australia yet all ur people come here 🤔

[gentle steppe]

ok so uh there are 1billion ppl and half gets internet soo 500 million ppl thats like the population of usa

[gentle steppe]

meh thats true

[keen parrot]

500 billion yes

[grim edge]

Australia is basically a giant zoo with humans and jaw dropping animals living in harmomy

[stuck kestrel]

nobody goes to australia lmao. Maybe tourists, but most go to canada,usa,germany etc

[honest drift]

LOL

[gentle steppe]

mb 500 million

[severe oxide]

the spider problem isn’t even bad, i barely see spiders

[grim edge]

[stuck kestrel]

only some people go there

braindead people

[honest drift]

Jaw dropping animals

[silent quest]

technically its us

[keen parrot]

smh girl you cant be single and picky 😭
||just kidding ||

[grim edge]

Man i literally just came from a tiktok vid of a donosaur looking animal in australia...

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/kisses-kangaroo-outback-australia-viralhog-gif-13819603

[grim edge]

I gotta be picky my ego says so

[severe oxide]

That stuff is “bullshit” or lives out in the desert where no one lives

[digital phoenix]

kanga kanga roo

[honest drift]

No one lives in aus anyways except the south east

[keen parrot]

incho lives in west

[severe oxide]

If u ever visit australia go to alice springs great place and good people 🫡🫡🫡😁😁😁

[severe oxide]

false

[gentle steppe]

i just wana see the animals bro

[keen parrot]

ALICE?? 🛢️ ALICE REFERENCE 🛢️

[silent quest]

Did you say ALICE?

[honest drift]

So near or in perth basically

Only city in the west

[grim edge]

"I love 🛢"

[severe oxide]

there are cities far north, broome for an example

[grim edge]

Bro tilt i literally just saw alice in another server named chess academy

[honest drift]

Not as big as the others or i would know

[severe oxide]

alice springs is a shit hole lmaoo

[gentle steppe]

the hell is broome

[severe oxide]

a city

[honest drift]

I have a friend in aus who lives in adelaide

[keen parrot]

yeah thats where he is active

[severe oxide]

adelaide is shit

[gentle steppe]

wow i love that word

[grim edge]

Magnus Carlsen once said:
"Hi. My name is Magnus Carlsen."

[gentle steppe]

BROOME

[grim edge]

He's actually a chill guy am still confused why he got banned

[honest drift]

Get to a level where u can say that too

[keen parrot]

i mean he is 18 and kept saying nsfw stuff

[grim edge]

but my name is not Magnus Carlsen

[grim edge]

Oh.

[honest drift]

Say it anyway

[keen parrot]

im saying that shit too and im 19 but im cool so its okay

[grim edge]

YOURE 19????

[keen parrot]

😭

[grim edge]

HUH???????

[digital phoenix]

shocker

[keen parrot]

someone forgot to read my bio

[slow knot]

hiiii guyssss

[grim edge]

WAIT WHAT

[keen parrot]

how old did you think i was

[slow knot]

how is everyoneee

[gentle steppe]

lmao

[digital phoenix]

do people just not read bios i default to opening every profile i see

[grim edge]

ALL THIS TIME I BELIEVED YOU WERE 15-17

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-logging-off-logging-off-discord-pink-hair-anime-gif-25356100

[silent quest]

Bribed the mods

[grim edge]

TH DOES THIS EVEN MEAN-

[severe oxide]

[honest drift]

Sheep playground

[slow knot]

woah it’s heaven

[grave spruce]

hello chat

[mellow jay]

hello general

[keen parrot]

well 15 isnt far off 16, and 16 is the new 17, which is already 18 so just add one and you get 19

[grim edge]

....

[digital phoenix]

what is this math

[severe oxide]

They call me the king of carnarvon

[digital phoenix]

off the charts

[severe oxide]

Yup

[keen parrot]

@grim edge sorry if i misled you in anyway 😭

[grim edge]

hi

[grave spruce]

[grim edge]

No way i was talking to an adult this whole time

[digital phoenix]

everyone is an adult

[keen parrot]

dont phrase it like that tff

[severe oxide]

my city is actually on this map 😱 didn’t realise lmao

[digital phoenix]

the mods are adults

[slow knot]

french people when 1x = 72+4x^2(6)

[grim edge]

I was treating you like someone who was the same age as me,where is my manners

[gentle steppe]

ehhh gona dox u

[slow knot]

no I’m not, everyone but me is relics

[digital phoenix]

uncle tilt

[grim edge]

HAHAAGGAGAGAGAGAGGA

[severe oxide]

try and guess it lil bro

[keen parrot]

geraldton

[gentle steppe]

PERTH

[severe oxide]

i have a friend who lives there but no

[keen parrot]

[gentle steppe]

the only city i know

[primal shore]

"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went" -Will Rogers

[severe oxide]

[keen parrot]

so based

[slow knot]

New York

[primal shore]

You guys are great at naming deserts; "great sandy desert"

[gentle steppe]

GREAT VICTORIA DESERT

[keen parrot]

the one with all the sand in it, yeah the great one

[primal shore]

That's normal

[severe oxide]

it’s great and sandy 🤷‍♂️

[primal shore]

There's like 3 streets named after monarchs in my town with 4 streets

[gentle steppe]

No i just like the name

[severe oxide]

the nullarbor plane is ass tbh

bye chat

[gentle steppe]

the hell is that

am i the only one here who lives under a rock

[primal shore]

Lake disappointment just like me fr

[gentle steppe]

the chat just died

[primal shore]

My nose isn't nosing

[primal shore]

I need to huff tea fumes

[gentle steppe]

ur brain isnt braining either ig

[grim edge]

is this a long-term problem?

[keen parrot]

glue >

[ancient granite]

Balls

[primal shore]

my mint plant isn't ready to yeald sob

[primal shore]

HOLY SHIT

@grim edge CZY TY JESTEŚ POLAKIEM?

[gentle steppe]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[shrewd wagon]

anyone ready to win against me ?

[stuck kestrel]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @gentle steppe, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[gentle steppe]

i love using this command

[gentle steppe]

i swear u can be timed out over this

[primal shore]

kiepski smh

[shrewd wagon]

anyone anyone match ??

[primal shore]

ya

I wouldnt really call myself a kid but sure

[gentle steppe]

i suck at playing con in the continent of africa

[primal shore]

Because its impossible to find poles when not looking for them

and it's an excuse to practice my polish

BRO TRUST ME.

Ik.

I've only ever met like 2 on here

[mystic stream]

OMF NO WAYY POLISH PERSON

🤨

[keen parrot]

ayo

[primal shore]

Why are the Polish hunting me

[shrewd wagon]

i am robert lewandowski

[primal shore]

is it because I'm German? :((

NO ONLY ONCE

THAT WAS ONE TIME.

YOU CAN BLAME THE RUSSIANS FOR THE OTHER ONE

RUSSIA WAS WORST THE FIRST TIME

NU UH IM A HISTORY MAJOR I KNOW MY SHIT

bro.....primary???

Are you 13???

[keen parrot]

primary?!

[primal shore]

LMAO

WELL IDK KID IS BROAD

no 12 is tos

[keen parrot]

13 is okay

[primal shore]

ya

[mystic stream]

That's brazy

[primal shore]

wait omg you're right

banned

Wtf why were you on here at fcking 10???

Hello??

10 years old?????

imagine being 10 when covid started

Crazy

ooo I was asked to do a study about autism in Toronto in the summer and they were gonna pay like 150 eur

ya

around 8 hours

eh I have a job but the extra cash is nice

[keen parrot]

idk if that can get your discord banned

[primal shore]

That's some tournament funds right there

[keen parrot]

i made mine at 12 and it was fine

[primal shore]

I could buy such much peirogi

[keen parrot]

damn i want some pierogi

https://tenor.com/view/edge-lick-lips-tongue-out-wwe-raw-gif-17124914

[primal shore]

Well i pay for most things so

Still did the same when I was 13

[main vapor]

i want to s/e/x him

[keen parrot]

my parents pay for my tournaments and im 19..

[main vapor]

https://txnor.com/view/edge-lick-lips-tongue-out-wwe-raw-gif-17124914

[primal shore]

most wealthy Eastern European

[keen parrot]

dude a weekend tournament costs like 400 usd

how tf should i pay for that bre

[primal shore]

I been cooking for my family since I was like 10 and I been helping pay bills since I was like 13

[keen parrot]

i knew since earlier

[primal shore]

That's crazy.

[keen parrot]

yeah but you are cool like that and im not

[marble cargo]

I JUST MADE THE POLL 206 and 205

[main vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-cat-meow-general-general-chat-gif-27555670

[dawn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[keen parrot]

200 dollars hotel for 2 nights, 50 dollars participation fee, 60 dollars train and with other costs it can easily get to 400

[dawn yew]

Saint Vitus was a Christian saint from Sicily. He died as a martyr during the persecution of Christians by co-ruling Roman Emperors Diocletian and Maximian in 303. St Vitus is counted as one of the Fourteen Holy Helpers of the Roman Catholic Church. St. Vitus is considered the patron saint of actors, comedians, dancers, and epileptics.

[main vapor]

atleast i posted the cat

[dawn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-cat-meow-general-general-chat-gif-27555670

[main vapor]

😎

[main vapor]

yay you embedded it

thank you

[primal shore]

Sicily sucks

[dawn yew]

DAMN

[primal shore]

Honestly I'd take Eastern europe over sicilia

[dawn yew]

?

[primal shore]

I'm this rare breed called woman

[solemn ivy]

i just bought a ps5, where can i buy ps5 games cheap

this shit costs a whole house 💀

[primal shore]

Xbox is better

[dawn yew]

Pirate it

[primal shore]

They have a better subscription service

[dawn yew]

FIGGLEBOTTOM > >>> > >> > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > >

[primal shore]

Halo

[dawn yew]

How does that matter

[primal shore]

You're one to talk

[keen parrot]

pc is better

[primal shore]

Ik lmao

[dawn yew]

fr bro ps5 ain't got no cheap things, xbox got them tho

[keen parrot]

consoles are for children and manchildren

[solemn ivy]

ufc 5 fc 24

[dawn yew]

true

[solemn ivy]

Halo is the worst game of all time

[keen parrot]

except for wii that shits fire

[dawn yew]

nuh uh

[solemn ivy]

yuh uh

[dawn yew]

What about chess?

[solemn ivy]

chess best board game

[primal shore]

That wasn't my point

[solemn ivy]

Who plays halo?

[primal shore]

My point is they have a cheaper, more offering subscription service then PS

[solemn ivy]

they should make gow 1-3 on ps5 man

[keen parrot]

a ps3 is not expensive man

[solemn ivy]

did he say it was expensive

[south timber]

Depends on the person

[keen parrot]

he said he wanted to buy it one day

[solemn ivy]

so

[primal shore]

My favourite video game is a ps exclusive yet I still prefer xbox

[keen parrot]

what is it

[primal shore]

I own like 4 ps3's

[primal shore]

Dettroit become human

[keen parrot]

lmao knew it

truly sad that its only on ps

have to settle for watching playthroughs

https://tenor.com/view/trade-offer-gif-21546586

[primal shore]

Genuinely such an amazing game

[dawn yew]

xbox got hollow knight on gamepass, debate ended

[primal shore]

I don't like pizza

[south timber]

You do now

[primal shore]

...no

I wanna open all of them up and take out their insides

I also have like 3 original xbox's and 2 360s

[dawn yew]

gimme one

[primal shore]

They dusty

[dawn yew]

Just do a succy succy on them

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/edp445-gif-25615015

[jagged drum]

hello. I am new.

[random drum]

I thought I saw loki lol

[dawn yew]

REEE

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-horns-loki-who-remains-throne-smile-gif-727861545529837779

[strong blaze]

yo

[jagged drum]

Up for a game?

[strong blaze]

im studying but sure

blitz rapid?

[jagged drum]

sure.

[strong blaze]

https://play.chess.com/Peko1

[slate owl]

long time no see chat

[dawn yew]

never seen you

[primal shore]

Im gonna crush utt tmr

[slate owl]

neither have i seen you

[silent quest]

Hello

[dawn yew]

yup, Big no time no see

[void fjord]

Woah!

[grim edge]

damn i hate cheaters

[silent quest]

@dawn yew do you even know alice

[dawn yew]

Yes, I knew it

[slate owl]

not me

[dawn yew]

he was my favorite person

[silent quest]

It?💀

[dawn yew]

I saw him get smited in my face

[dawn yew]

sorry

[silent quest]

[dawn yew]

Or maybe

I'm alice...

[silent quest]

[dawn yew]

\o/

[grim edge]

i found a cheater, no names because thats against rules but dm me for the proof

ehehehehehehehe

[haughty kindle]

Im the better in chess

[real pulsar]

Can't even redeem that free month, thanks chees com

[haughty kindle]

U want challenge me bro?

[haughty kindle]

You are afraid losing

[grim edge]

what even is your elo

you're not connected

[haughty kindle]

Who i do connected?

[fathom reef]

what the hell was this game 💀 https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/94230721635

[worn ice]

theonlyjim (749) vs. TeenyGnu (767)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nc3 e6 3. d4 Nf6 4. exd5 Nc6 5. dxe6 Bd7 6. exd7+ Nxd7 7. Qe2+ Nde5 8. dxe5 Nxe5 9. Qxe5+ Be7 10. Qxg7 Bf6 11. Qg4 Qe7+ 12. Be3 Rd8 13. Bd3 Qb4 14. Qxb4 Bxc3+ 15. Qxc3 Rxd3 16. Qxd3 Rg8 17. O-O-O Rxg2 18. Qd8# 

[fathom reef]

i played alexandra botez

[fathom reef]

yes.

[haughty kindle]

re you afraid?? Haha come on challenge me in chess.com

[fathom reef]

💀

[dawn yew]

💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

this guy is cheater 100%

lmao this cliche comes every single time

[keen parrot]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @haughty kindle, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[fathom reef]

you should see move 13

[grim edge]

non connected user says he is good at chess but refuses to connect and say their elo

[haughty kindle]

Ok wait

[keen parrot]

you know what @haughty kindle ill play you ;)

[normal hatch]

Ill clap u in chess lil bro

[dawn yew]

BRO THE BLACK PIECE'S OPENING IS LITERALLY BLUNDER

[fathom reef]

43 accuracy 🧌

nvm 42.3

[fathom reef]

kill him vimun!!!

[keen parrot]

wont even be a fight ngl

[fathom reef]

true

magnus carlsen vs martin type battle

[grim edge]

already accepted defeat before it even started?

[dawn yew]

Lemme see it

[haughty kindle]

Mano alguém fala português?

[dawn yew]

Eu kekw

[grim edge]

vimun arsekisser

[fathom reef]

stfu

[grim edge]

english only read rules smh

[dawn yew]

Eu falo but this is english only

[fathom reef]

yes

[haughty kindle]

Pq ?

Português é mais da ora

Ok

[cerulean nova]

Yo wsg

[haughty kindle]

So English :/

But im the better

[grim edge]

#〘📝〙rules isnt added to my channel list lmao

[humble oracle]

1800 played this with 6.5 minutes left

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ziemowit Szychowski (climbik)

This is the Chess.com profile of climbik. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ziemowit Szychowski (climbik)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1852 (1855 peak)
Blitz: 1334 (1338 peak)
Bullet: 1413 (1516 peak)

[grim edge]

how do you blunder m1 as an 1800 ☠️

[civic nebula]

can anyone coach me im 500

[grim edge]

for 20 bucks an hour

[civic nebula]

rating?

[keen parrot]

i do it for 20 too but im better

[grim edge]

nah im a GM

[humble oracle]

im a super gm trust me

[grim edge]

how'd the fight go with @haughty kindle

[humble oracle]

i will make you the new carlsen

[keen parrot]

[humble zenith]

hello

[keen parrot]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @humble zenith, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[proud oasis]

Im 300 elo, why this is a blunder?

[grim edge]

fots grind is ON

[idle olive]

and you're also not going to do anything about THIS?

@old thistle

[keen parrot]

you mean mod?

[old thistle]

Who said no actions got taken?

[grim edge]

you want mod?

new apps will open in like 2 years pretty sure theres enough already

[keen parrot]

instant 20 kg gain

[idle olive]

he got muted?

i did not know that

[old thistle]

Correct

Hello

[idle olive]

my bad

[keen parrot]

apps are always open, just whenever they take new ones is up to them

[grim edge]

what are the requirements im curious

[lone zenith]

chess?

[old thistle]

Maybe in the future

[lone zenith]

lets play chess pls

[lone zenith]

ayy mod whats poppin 🔥

[old thistle]

Hi

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-25925938

[keen parrot]

be 18 years old, have 1 year old cc account

[idle olive]

im sorry but do you know what the first word of your username reminds me of?

[grim edge]

easy actually

[lone zenith]

hamood habibi 🔥 🔥 🔥

[idle olive]

https://tenor.com/view/коля-gif-22278925

[grim edge]

just be born earlier

[lone zenith]

someone play chess with me 😭

[idle olive]

ok

whats your username

[lone zenith]

sleepy_zabrahim

[idle olive]

unrated sent

[lone zenith]

thanks

[brave solar]

Anyone up for a game 800-100

1000 😅

[grim edge]

i'm 101 sure

[brave solar]

See I can't tell if you are serious or not

It's a hardknock life if my social awkwardness shows in Discord even but ok

🥹

[grim edge]

lmao what

[graceful lintel]

Waht 🥹

[grim edge]

🥺

how can you be socially awkward in discord wtf

[brave solar]

I have a weird sense of humor

Apparently I am not the only one though

[grim edge]

oh that was sarcasm lol ok

[brave solar]

Me? Never

[graceful lintel]

Understandable

[grim edge]

sup CEO OF BRUHNOOO/icarwi/NaOH

[brave solar]

Just watch insta reels!

[graceful lintel]

alr waht r u trying to say

[grim edge]

the comments:

[graceful lintel]

Hiiiii how's it going?

[brave solar]

Humorless

[grim edge]

im too good

[brave solar]

Not at sarcasm

[graceful lintel]

Oh great

[brave solar]

I ll shut up now 🥹

[gentle steppe]

hi casuals

[graceful lintel]

Waht happened 🥹

[grim edge]

anyone down for a 1000 game?

[brave solar]

Life man, just life

[grim edge]

you got vip nice

[brave solar]

So hard, so brutal, barely got bandwidth for discord

[gentle steppe]

when

[grim edge]

idk, i see you have the role, it isnt showing it for u? lol

[trail prism]

noice

[gentle steppe]

...ss

[brave solar]

Seriously though, anyone wants a game and if I am not TOO obnoxious in-game give me some pointers after?

[hidden needle]

yogiveme iomage perms rn

[gentle steppe]

if ur talkin about the badge then.. ur just dumb

[gentle steppe]

lmao can u stop trolling me

[trail prism]

he yapping

[gentle steppe]

ik

[grim edge]

bruh

you couldnt shut up could you

[gentle steppe]

lmao his troll plan got ruined

[frigid juniper]

Dimond

[random drum]

India defeated aus in start + India only lost one game in whole tournament

[gentle steppe]

rip bozo

[random drum]

Nk do u watch web series?

[gentle steppe]

neh

[civic nebula]

anyone willing to fill a survey about materialism

[random drum]

I have a good one

[gentle steppe]

name?

[random drum]

"Crushed" on mini tv

[gentle steppe]

is it for free

[random drum]

yes

[gentle steppe]

if not then im out

[gentle steppe]

wat is it about

[random drum]

It is about school kids

love and frndship

[gentle steppe]

alr... so NO

[random drum]

lol

do u like detective type of shit?

[gentle steppe]

No

[daring mortar]

If I am playing a match with a bot, am I allowed to ask about a move?

[random drum]

what type of shit do u like then ?

idiot lol

[gentle steppe]

...leme think

[random drum]

yea

you can cheat against bot

I made ding bot play nepo bot

and ding bot won

[gentle steppe]

uh probably comedy

[trail prism]

Man i think the girl i like alr got boyfriend :(

[random drum]

OHHH.

[trail prism]

time to look for another girl

[random drum]

Ahh.

[slate owl]

get one as well

[random drum]

The girl I like is just a frnd

[gentle steppe]

tmr is my paper AND WAT AM I DOING HERE

[random drum]

subject?

[trail prism]

about what

[daring mortar]

Can I send a image here?

[gentle steppe]

HINDI

[random drum]

nahh bcz u are not trusted yet

[gentle steppe]

HINDI

[random drum]

TRASH SUBJECT

[daring mortar]

bruh how do I get trusted?

[gentle steppe]

frrrrrrrrrrrr

[trail prism]

bruh

[idle olive]

ok so

[trail prism]

anyways i think ima ask her brother to see more exactly if she already got a boyfriend , best to know before asking her out

[random drum]

I had choice between IT - HINDI - MARKETING in 9th grade and my parent made me choose hindi

[idle olive]

while we were playing you long castled and missed this

[trail prism]

u from India ?

[idle olive]

you could have won a bishop and went on to win the game but you decided to long castle

[random drum]

yup

[lone zenith]

bruuu

[daring mortar]

How do I respond?

[trail prism]

then it makes sense why they made u choose that

[daring mortar]

White to play

[random drum]

I hate it

[gentle steppe]

another mosqyito down

[idle olive]

you also forgot that not only f3 traps your rook, but also Nf6

[lone zenith]

id move my white bishop to c4 imo

[random drum]

b3 ig

[idle olive]

Qb4+ looking real juicy\

[tranquil badge]

Hello everybody, I come from French.

[lone zenith]

yea

[daring mortar]

Ruins my pyramid

[trail prism]

I am from Romania , Bucharest

[random drum]

then loose knight or rook

[silent quest]

Chess is exhausting

[random drum]

bcz black can play Qxb2

[daring mortar]

yeah

[idle olive]

you could play Qc1 if you're a madlad and you don't want your pyramid ruined

[silent quest]

#reaction-roles

[idle olive]

brilliant

[strong blaze]

What

[grim edge]

4 digits blitz

[idle olive]

im 1201 blitz

[trail prism]

I am 1300 Chesskid 🗿

[idle olive]

and i am not playing another game of blitz

[graceful lintel]

Less goo 🔥🗣️

[idle olive]

because i got 1201 blitz by a literal miracle

[idle olive]

same

1500 actually

[trail prism]

enjoy destroying kids ?

[idle olive]

yes

[trail prism]

gud me too

[daring mortar]

😂

[graceful lintel]

Ong stfu
Let him celebrate
respect everyone's elo

[idle olive]

respect my elo, i got that elo by a miracle

im like 900 blitz elo in reality

[daring mortar]

how on earth do i learn openings

[grim edge]

:3

[idle olive]

you dont need openings until 1500 as people say

but im 1100 and openings are fine to learn

[daring mortar]

then what should i do

i am really stressed out

[idle olive]

learn opening principles

[ancient granite]

idk

[idle olive]

watch your mistakes

if you want, i can analyse some of games on your account for you

[daring mortar]

how do i make good moves?

[graceful lintel]

That's great!!

[daring mortar]

congrats

[graceful lintel]

ok

[idle olive]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5sMiuVcqJGQ

[graceful lintel]

Waht

[grim edge]

Hi
Can someone please help me or tell me where I can get help

[trail prism]

911

[grim edge]

I tried claiming the free month of diamond on the Instagram story

[graceful lintel]

Waht 💀

[grim edge]

And when I logged in a yearly charge of diamond went off in my bank account

[idle olive]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ci5FrEf4i_w another example

[trail prism]

u mean this @grim edge ?

[graceful lintel]

Idk

no refund stuff ig

enjoy that membership

[finite jasper]

Email chesscom support and tell them what happened and they should refund you

I’ve seen it happen before where people forgot to cancel the 1 week free trial and they email support and get refun

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge
Click on help option

You might get refund but not sure

[grim edge]

Thank you🙏

I will report back to tell you'll what happens😂

[graceful lintel]

Ohk 🫡

[willow elbow]

hi bruhno

[graceful lintel]

Hiiiiii how's your day going

[digital badger]

How do you become trusted to send photos in here?

[graceful lintel]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@digital badger With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[graceful lintel]

Do /connect

[willow elbow]

pretty bad, since jee's near
hbu tho

[digital badger]

Ah ok thanks very much

[graceful lintel]

wait jee?good luck

[willow elbow]

thanks ig

[graceful lintel]

It's alr 🫡have a great day

[graceful lintel]

Good luck 🥹

[foggy sage]

haha

[graceful lintel]

For ur exams

[foggy sage]

can anyone help me get better at blitz \pls

[willow elbow]

i totally need that on the exam day

[graceful lintel]

I'll suggest you to not play blitz and bullet
Since ur in 500-999 category
You should be focusing on ur rapid like 10 mins or 15|10 games
It'll help you to learn tactics and give you time to think and help to you get better at chess
Do openings,middle game and endgame and take ur time to make a move

Don't play Blitz and bullet

[graceful lintel]

[foggy sage]

okki

[graceful lintel]

[willow elbow]

wo bhi yahi bolti thi ( that's what she used to say)

[raven pumice]

why am i server muted (suppressed

[willow elbow]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@raven pumice With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[lime lava]

Wook is twapped

[silent quest]

Can anyone help me get a life

[idle olive]

rook is trapped*

your english is bad

[graceful lintel]

Touch grass 🥶

[digital badger]

/trust

[graceful lintel]

[silent quest]

[upbeat viper]

Hewo

[graceful lintel]

[lime lava]

Im trying to twain on it
If I writte rong correct me pls

[silent quest]

Hello bast

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[humble oracle]

i was watching a random 2200 game and i cant believe people do this even here bruh

[upbeat viper]

Gud gud

[digital badger]

It says doing /trust would show me some stuff but... guess not lol!

[upbeat viper]

Haven't slept for 32hrs so far

[lime lava]

Hello fav mod
Howyadoin

[humble oracle]

hi

[idle olive]

I'm*
train*
on
write*
wrong*

[graceful lintel]

[raven pumice]

who wants to 1v1

[upbeat viper]

Probably gonna be 36

Hm

[idle olive]

favorite* moderator*
How are you doing?*

[raven pumice]

who wants to 1v1

[silent quest]

Reminds me of flowers for algernon

[idle olive]

btw apparently when i played Kf1, it was a great move

preparing to trap the rook

[gloomy vector]

Guess black’s move

[finite jasper]

Qe6

[idle olive]

Qe6

[finite jasper]

i overestimated 1000s

[gloomy vector]

MIND YOU WITH 55 MINUTES TO THINK

[raven pumice]

dang-

[karmic salmon]

best feeling

[charred surge]

basal

wild

[karmic salmon]

that's crazy

[charred surge]

bosle bosle bosle

13 brilliants ❌
5 misses ✅

[silver patio]

were you playing against stark or something

[raven pumice]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@raven pumice With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[raven pumice]

!trust

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/chaseatlanticgifs-sarahmcfadyen-chase-atlantic-clinton-cave-torch-burner-gif-19071557

[silver patio]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-funni-gif-20250505

[charred surge]

(torch)

[lofty umbra]

is the community tourneys still a thing or did they stop doing it ?

[safe acorn]

Yapy

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/member/joeriblomberg is this any of you guys?

[normal hatch]

Still a thing

[safe acorn]

.

[lime lava]

You sound lyke my engwish teachar

[upbeat viper]

Is okay (+ I should have won the match to 2100, I just flagged sadge)

I'll get back there fast

People be easy to beat if I take my time to play

Also the fact of playing for uuuuh 10 hours in a row ?

Idk how much time I spent actually

Idk

Hmmm

Yeah I was tired and tilted

Haven't slept yet

32 hrs in

Will be home in 3hrs

[keen parrot]

insanity

[upbeat viper]

• time to eat

• prep some stuff for tomorrow

Yeah I'll reach 36hrs

Nah not chess prep

[keen parrot]

i just played one rapid game today, won 14 elo and stopped

[upbeat viper]

Stonks

[keen parrot]

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

that's about 10 too many

no way you are studying correctly

better study half as much but know what to study strictly

[silver patio]

holy

[keen parrot]

real

[silent quest]

[void plume]

What fr?

[keen parrot]

850 blitz, bro has zero reason to kekw

this makes me wonder what my worst loss on fair ground was

probably some 1600

[silent quest]

Im not making fun of him
Its just sarcasm ( and i was the one he played)

[keen parrot]

💀

that explains it ig

[silent quest]

Nooo

[keen parrot]

🔥 bro is listening to some fire shit

local files abuser 🗣️

[grim edge]

Listen to brazilian funk

[keen parrot]

ive heard a Brazilian funk song once and i remember liking it, might be something worth looking into

[grim edge]

you should. my third boyfriend listens to whenever he plays chess

[cobalt sierra]

I'm going into a district school chess tournament
Due to financial issues the tournament does not have enough chess clocks, so they only set the clock for the 3 slowest games in each room. Normally, when they set up the clock, it's usually 5|0 (I often panic and blunder when that happens)
As a result of this system, I can spend unlimited time thinking for the majority of the game. How do I use this the best way to get an advantage? I think that I should just get into a critical position and spend a lot of time calculating. Any suggestions?

[void plume]

Brazilian music ngl underrated

[grim edge]

Hi

I like chess

[grim edge]

start with p*ta mexicana by DJ jeeh fdc

[keen parrot]

smh imagine not having only one partner ever

[finite jasper]

listen to beabadoobee while playing chess 😴

[void plume]

Uhhh not good with advices but uh in puzzles we trust, and blitz games

[void plume]

Alrighty

[keen parrot]

i listen to metal pipe falling sound while playing chess

[void plume]

I'll listen to it later don't have any headset

[silver patio]

ah yes, 2021

[keen parrot]

real, love fxcks with your brain so much that i don't remember how i was before

better to stay single forever 🔥

hot

[grim edge]

they dont know that their my boyfriends. im in my delulu era

[keen parrot]

you can always have Fin

[grim edge]

crazy bad

[keen parrot]

nah wtf that's evil but hilarious too 💀

[silver patio]

https://tenor.com/view/how-did-we-get-here-minecraft-achievement-advancement-gif-25679370

[keen parrot]

i mean i have heard her talk in vc before so it's 50/50

[grim edge]

dont tell them, im here for nitro y'know

[gentle steppe]

Hi casuals

Nvm I'm out

Off too sleep wish me luck

[keen parrot]

who are the people giving out nitro, asking for a friend

[keen parrot]

don't get any nightmares ;)

[grim edge]

i have a huge feeling that Fin is a professional nitro giver

hes my best luck fr

[keen parrot]

he never gave me anything

[grim edge]

@grim edge nitrooooooo thank you 🙂

[polar oxide]

Nitro!! 🙂

[lime lava]

[grim edge]

Hiiiiiiii good morning

[lime lava]

hello

[keen parrot]

real

thanks for the nitro sweetheart~

[grim edge]

it's a foreshadowing

[keen parrot]

about as rare as a shiny

[grim edge]

Good morning, Sir! How is you today, sir? Do you nitro sir?

[polar oxide]

I'm a holographic Charizard!!

[keen parrot]

[polar oxide]

Iv known to Nitro on occassion

[keen parrot]

im a magikarp about to evolve

[lime lava]

nitro uwu?

[grim edge]

Good job, sir! Have a fantabulous day, sir!

[keen parrot]

watch out, he might take away your fots

[lime lava]

if he gives me nitro I accept

fair trade

[compact mantle]

Nah dont do it

[restive storm]

I'm gonna be so sad when my nitro runs out
Can't use the custom skull emoji anymore

[compact mantle]

Dont sell your soul for nitro

[remote fractal]

what sicilian variations should i learn,,

[silent quest]

Shiny?

[keen parrot]

i would also take nitro if he takes away my fots

[compact mantle]

Najdorf and dragon

[remote fractal]

fots?

[restive storm]

[keen parrot]

friend of the server

[grim edge]

I am a man sir. Are you a woman?

[remote fractal]

ok!!

[keen parrot]

i am a uwu girl

W

Amoonguss such a goated pokemon

[grim edge]

you didnt just say that, now respect is gone

[restive storm]

:SKULL1:

[keen parrot]

If i listen to Brazilian funk can i get it back?

[grim edge]

okay sir. that's what they all say.

[grim edge]

how is you my little munchkin pumpkin pie sugar boo monkey high

byr chat brb

[keen parrot]

adio

[grim edge]

mmkay

[lime lava]

start with mc lan

its good

[keen parrot]

imagine walking through this

[orchid orbit]

When stockfish sees checkmate in next 8787936 moves:

[grim edge]

good morning @lime lava

[keen parrot]

its 4pm 😭

[lime lava]

mornin

[keen parrot]

go to school 🗣️

[lime lava]

its a good time to have a good morning

[silver patio]

@grim edge i get a 6 move puzzle or something
then i get this

it's a nice treat

especially because i got like 5 moves right and the last one wrong

[grim edge]

thank you so much for informing us about your schedule. we hope that you do well in your classes

70 years old? my type

[silver patio]

what the

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/what-xi-jinping-south-park-s19e6-tweek-x-craig-gif-20604528

[keen parrot]

its pretty decent

i feel like just typing out coherent stuff at 80 wpm is above average

[silver patio]

this is stupid easy

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-conduciendo-gif-24377638

[grim edge]

cuteeeeee

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laughing-monkey-monkey-laughing-teeth-happy-monkey-gif-907735814636178065

[silver patio]

not cuteee

[grim edge]

hey cutie

[silver patio]

nope

[remote fractal]

my gravity feels weird

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-chilling-monkey-chill-chilling-fun-gif-17626706995320993506

[silver patio]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-funny-gif-18088570

this type of weird?

[lime lava]

when you see a pensioner...

[remote fractal]

the other way round

[dire cargo]

💀

[remote fractal]

download slow

[grim edge]

are you a pensioner? because youre the only one i see

[dire cargo]

I don't like where it's going now

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[lime lava]

yes

that doesnt even make sense

[grim edge]

i dont make sense most of the time and my rizz is L

[lime lava]

is that rizz? I thought you were trying to get timed out again

[keen parrot]

what

[grim edge]

Dahlia left the conversation

[keen parrot]

are you a discord mod? because your weight attracts me

[lime lava]

[grim edge]

@keen parrot screw you - I’m finally back here after a whole week

[grim edge]

7 days of my life

[grim edge]

hardest 7 days

[grim edge]

We appreciate your dedication to this server. Thank you so much for coming back to us!

Thank you lass

[keen parrot]

May we have your order?

[grim edge]

Can I get a 100day ban for @keen parrot with a side of discord nitro please?

[keen parrot]

I'm so sorry, we are out of those two things.

Ban machine not working, what can you do?

[grim edge]

Complain until it’s back

[lofty umbra]

hey anyone else having problems with the website recently like slow loading of analysis, even for playing it seems to take 5 seconds to make the move not sure if its my connection or the server ?

[grim edge]

@grim edge any chance you know any English theory?

Mind telling me some

[silver patio]

cuz you're as bad as a 800?

[grim edge]

[silver patio]

youtube exists but you do you

[grim edge]

I completely forgot about that

[silver patio]

then why are you asking 😭

[grim edge]

💀

[silver patio]

broad shoulders

frfr

[lime lava]

I will ask you to calm down sir

[grim edge]

Issa joke

[dreamy siren]

The bot calls it brilliant because the algorithm for brilliancies on chess.com misrepresents reality by pretty much just referring to sacrificial moves which are merely fine as “brilliant”. They are usually 2/3 move basic calculations. Some non sacrificial moves are challenging to find but chess.com misrepresents this. It's a marketing scheme to deceive and emotionally appeal to beginners

[lime lava]

I will transfer you to a discord mod

[grim edge]

Are these two openings good for my level: for white the English and for black the kid

how so?

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/yazarkeolog-gif-19419563

[lime lava]

who is black the kid

[grim edge]

I’ve heard of that

Also heard of the “nimzo larsen attack”

Alr then

Time to check it out

[amber carbon]

Bro my account isnt logging in

[grim edge]

English is so good

[amber carbon]

Istg

[grim edge]

f4??

[keen parrot]

lmao

[grim edge]

💀

I guess I’ll study that line

[lime lava]

no you didnt

queen and rooks odds?

[keen parrot]

it already has a name rip

[grim edge]

I’ve also seen lines with 1. c4 e5 2. nf3 bb4

how does white respond to that

[keen parrot]

every time i played my pet line OTB i had a winning position

[lime lava]

10 seconds game?

[grim edge]

oops I mean nc3

[keen parrot]

i think he meant nc3 ye

[lime lava]

you are not convicing me

[grim edge]

alr then

[lime lava]

of course you do

was he drunk

[grim edge]

I’ve also seen in the English somewhere white plays d4

[lime lava]

blindfolded?

maybe both

maybe a blindfold simul

tf hahaha

you beat me? was I blindfolded and drunk while driving?(dont recommend btw)

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/member/mairosxd

[grim edge]

W

[keen parrot]

i have a 4.5-0.5 score against him

[lime lava]

you are the best

who are you lil buddy

[keen parrot]

imagine being 0-1 against me on lichess

[lime lava]

why are you saying that you beat me

you will never win in a million years

[keen parrot]

i saw that while playing lol

[keen parrot]

so glad that u missed it

[marble dune]

ez

[lime lava]

cap

[peak plank]

he is

[lime lava]

show me

[peak plank]

not in bullet tho I think

[keen parrot]

only by like 60 blitz

[lime lava]

Because I couldnt care less about you

[keen parrot]

chess.com bullet is a clownfest anyway

[lime lava]

jk

[keen parrot]

be more caring, you are a fots :)

[bright glade]

Rudeeeeeeee

[grim edge]

he only cares about me so it's okay.

[peak plank]

Lasanga:

[bright glade]

Mario's that attitude don't suit ye

[keen parrot]

lucky you, is that your 4th boyfriend now?

[grim edge]

no

[keen parrot]

he is 18 so you arent in trouble

[grim edge]

can't you premove multiple pieces on mobile now? saw something about that

[fringe pendant]

yo i think im beating a 2k on lichess broski im mad good

[keen parrot]

should i grind for 2500 rapid

but like actually take rapid dead serious

[bright glade]

2k lichees is like 1600-1800 cc rapid

[keen parrot]

i already have 2500 on lc

[peak plank]

yeah id say 1700

[bright glade]

I think he could

[keen parrot]

bet ima hit it this week then

[bright glade]

Vimun you should do it

[lime lava]

who is rachel?

[little elm]

why would you try for 2500 rapid

[bright glade]

Big number

[little elm]

sounds like a waste of time

[fringe pendant]

yea around 1800, im barely 1700 tho

[lime lava]

I was joking, but if you call me mario one more time I wont joke anymore

[fringe pendant]

also i flubbed it its a draw now

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[bright glade]

It was autocorrect Mario's

[keen parrot]

mario

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-marios-gonna-do-something-very-illegal-illegal-supermarioglitchy4-gif-26348128

[keen parrot]

lets goooo i had a cheater abort against me instead the other way aroudn

i waited like 30 seconds to make my first move and ig he left his computer and it aborted on his move instead

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[rain rock]

Someone bughouse

[trail prism]

welp i just raided a instagram acc that was pretending to be someone from my class

I need some help

[tired wren]

tell em their notes got leaked in the class 👀

[grim edge]

😭😭😭😭

[trail prism]

well that was not the problem the acc was owned by a pe"""

yung blud never heard about secure passwords and emails

[tired wren]

is that what I think it is?? 💀💀

[trail prism]

ye men atracted by young girls