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i wanna have this lifestyle
Worst boyfriend ever lol
no such thing too much discord
yeah, well, youre alright. no worries
greetings
im sure i wont even play that low rating i have now
UwU
anyone higher than 185cm
I'm 187
hey, huge fan peter
i wish i was taller
I've been playing for 4 months, is my graph good?
im planning to grow a bit still
how you get so tall
why is it perfect
Are you a 9 yo prodigy?
wdym, i grew tall idk
This would be him fr fr
my whole family is below 170 lmao and my dad is 163
Ping for game review
definitely not a prodigy and not 9
Guys im actually getting good at the halloween gambit
Then you won't grow probably
height isnt everything
my brother is 192, that would be good for me
im 16 so
im less than 150
i'd kinda like to be like at least not one full head shorter than my friends
and started growing a few years ago
damn
probably a giraffe
until it isn't accepted 😼
bruh
that makes no sense lmao
Wait if it isnt then i gtet a pawn
play it against stockfish
nice smooth game
(I was white and my opponent ran out of time at the end)
lichess 
lichess is good tbh
yeah lmao
i wanted to go into the halloween gambit but he just gave me a good positionhttps://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/94175490315?tab=analysis
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. Nxe5 Nxe5 5. d4 Bxd4 6. Qxd4 Ng4 7. Qxg7 Qf6 8. Qxg4 Nh6 9. Qg3 Rg8 10. Qxc7 Ng4 11. f3 Ne5 12. Be3 Nxf3+ 13. gxf3 Qxf3 14. Qe5+ Kd8 15. Nd5 Qxh1 16. [Qe7#]
600 rated 
honestly i havent played for the longest time i probably should
but halloween gambit is blunering a piece on move 3 right?
Why is lichess' rating system so shitty?
It is yes
its not, above 2100 they are bout the same
its just different lmao
It is true on master level :d
No, i learned how to do it successfully
teach me master
They get too selfish with those rating points
But it works at lower level (I think)
lichess is the same above 2100 but isnt it?
giving up a piece in the opening sometimes works at master level
its said to be
i've seen GMs winning with the jerome
Let's play that
if by works you mean to lose in 20 moves
send me the link for da game
for that one
Lol I said sometimes
what happened
magnus carlsen
Aman Hambleton with the jerome gambit
true, the opponent might die mid game
Or you can bribe them
Also Aman Hambleton beating a GM who blundered with 6. Bc3?? In the englund gambit
once i played a cheater from here too, he got banned and trashtalked me for being so bad
In titled tuesday, no less
after that i got ip banned from this dc server so god bless vpn
Lol
Rapid anyone?
Are you unbanned now?
good music taste 👍
Why did you get banned from here lol
Why is bro admitting to being ip banned
i dont care 💀
Hopefully the mods are not looking or you are fu**ed
🤷♀️
i havent done anything bad, i just defended my opinion
if its a bannable offence ban me again
Which was?
What was your opinion?
About what :d
W
idk, something about racism, so I kinda deserved it 💀
I think you should defend your opinion about something like slavery to get banned lol
i am gonna play the halloween gambit in the tournament
Ban-dodging IS a bannable offense 😭
Bruhhhh
well, kinda
Why are you surprised
Meh
Should I <@&745328830649991179> ?
Yes
no
Oops
i was just joking that time :d
too late
YOU JUST DID
well, ban me if yall wanna
Here come the mods
Kinda snitch nil
well they just did
😭
I didn't mean to actually ping 😭
probably, i got no time to explain its jk cause i got banned
you can't ask a question and do it in the question
Wow @dapper lily what a loser you are
it's against someone who is 200 elo higher than i am and it only took 21 moves
it'll destroy the universe
How do you accidentally ping the mods 😂
Ahh not bad
thats what they said about the princess
Wait what's going on?
He cheated
Because my 3 braincells are on vacation in LA
idk what you're talking about
explain
Really ?
Yeah
you almost killed me dude
That’s what she said
nothing
Fr
wth
Yeah that's my bad
You dodged the bullet by .1 centimeters
Like he was playing one of the member from this server and found cheating?
Yeah
My bad, I almost killed you by hitting you with a baseball bat as hard as I can
Wtf!! I mean that's crazy
ig this is the craziest game i ever had and it's against a 1700
I slipped
i had once 99% accuracy in a 30 something moves long game
Wow 60 moves against a 1700 good
I was sweating after the review
1700s suck
Yeah and my hand slipped and accidentally slammed it into your head while making ninja sounds
no
Yes
you mean those ages? there lived my favorite philosophers 👹
2000s tend to think they are the main character
Knight square pog
Petition to replace
with 🦀
We are
everyone is so arrogant above 2000
:horsey:
he played with anitta first then i played with him.
💀 but they are good no?
i have just reduced a chicken thigh to bones
Ur one of them!
nope xdd
Not as good as they think they are
was it good
My elo is 1 therefore I am in first place and the best
Yess
I would put my money on myself if i was a piece down against a 2000 chess.com rated from move 1
Good job, I cant even survive 20+ moves against 1400 😅
ok mittens
mmmm wasnt rly worth it
Lol my opponent resigned here
in bullet or blitz
Actually, my Elo is -1, and that is the amount of braincells you have after reading this
Dang that's wild
Daam I wanted to be a 2000 now im re considering
rapid
tf plays rapid
I wana be 2400 now
probably id lose and be a fool
Be a 2100
i dont
That's a good point
Jokes on you I suck at math and now have the square root of cheese as my remaining braincells
be a 2000, but dont be arrogant
Fr
about something you dont have
We're the best
most of them learn by that point
The square root of cheese is actually milk
Bud you're a weak CM
some
I love petrov's defense it makes me literally have the best matches of my life https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/94175586589?tab=analysis
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 d5 4. exd5 Nxd5 5. Nxd5 Qxd5 6. d3 Bg4 7. Be2 Nc6 8. O-O O-O-O 9. h3 Bh5 10. g4 Bg6 11. c4 Qe6 12. b3 e4 13. Ng5 Qf6 14. Rb1 h6 15. Nxf7 Qxf7 16. Bb2 h5 17. d4 hxg4 18. Bxg4+ Kb8 19. d5 Bf5 20. Qe2 Rxh3 21. Bxh3 Bxh3 22. Qe3 Bxf1 23. dxc6 Bh3 24. Qxh3 Bc5 25. Qg2 Rd2 26. Rf1 Rxb2 27. cxb7 Kxb7 28. Qxe4+ Kb8 29. Qg2 Rxa2 30. Qh2 Kb7 31. Qg2+ Kb6 32. Kh1 Rxf2 33. Rxf2 Qxf2 34. b4 Qxg2+ 35. Kxg2 Bxb4 36. Kf3 Kc5 37. Kf4 Kxc4 38. Kf5 a5 39. Kg6 a4 40. Kxg7 a3 41. Kf7 a2 42. Ke6 a1=Q 43. Kd7 Qd4+ 44. Kxc7 Qf6 45. Kd7 Kd5 46. Kc7 Ba5+ 47. Kd7 Bc7 48. Kxc7 Qe6 49. Kb7 Qd6 50. Kc8 Qe7 51. Kb8 Kc6 52. Ka8 Qb7#
ik, i can be arrogant
I got a brilliant
My IQ=🥛
I deserve to be CM over you 🙂
maybe you would
My state is rigged
I wont be arrogant cause some a 13 year old could make me look like fool😅
I'm still 400 points away from being titled
I'm hoping to become a grandmaster before college so I gotta train HARD
Surely
And he sacrifices
THE ROOOOOOOK
a 12 yo indian gm
What is your title now
What’s ur rating rn
insert levy babble noises
What's your age and rating?
bro got opps for htat
Online it's 950 but over the board it's 1400
Yeah, and imagine playing a next gen Magnus without knowing
even the 7 year olds are crazy strong 💀
What's your age?
How old are you?
i pushed 1700 fide this weekend
im playing on an otb tournament, there a dude, 12 yo and 2400 fide
I will put my life savings on the fact that you don't get it
I've seen but I refuse to believe cause it hurts my feelings 😥😥
1400 to 2500 in 4 years is actually impossible
he needs hard work
don't be greedy kids
Sorry to say but very unlikely you even get titled
Especially since you're 900
probably overrated 1400 too
online
im sure its possible
Thanks for the support 👍
Broo, seriously how the f.. they do that 😅
No shot in the whole world
Oi
Iv seen ever bigger jumps
Yeah for real. If he's 1400 otb and 900 online he's insane overrated
iv seen a dude being 10 yo unrated and 12 IM
: (
so i think its possible
Damn
They cheated LOL
idk, but they should teach me the secret
And i can't get over 1600 since like 1-2 months
you are severely underestimating the strength it takes to become a gm, even if you dedicated every free waking hour from now till college you most certainly wouldnt get it
Go on the grind
True
The only time I've ever gained +400 in 2 weeks (actually did once) was in bullet when I hadn't played for months so I was way underrated anyways
probbaly it took 10 hours of daily work
That's not gonna stop me from trying
i've gained -400 in a month online, is that good?
you're just gonna set yourself up for failure
I guess one of the ingredient is to be born with chess brain 😅
have fun
the secret ingredient is crime
You could get nm realistically after college
bro thinks he's hans niemann
Holy moly
i mean he can get CM lol
@grim edge you can be a gm, if you work and think about chess instead of doing anything else in your freetime 10 hours a day with passion and love
even that would take an unbelievable amount of work, and even then the difference between NM and GM is colossal
even my 0 iq ahh is getting there
“Chess speaks for itself”
Agreed.
That's rapid though, he's still an absolute noob in blitz
Fr
And have a money source so you don't have to work
bea
I started chess at 2021 and really started seriously at mid 2022 or something like that, never been higher then 1400 ☹
like if you're, idk, 700 a goal of like 1500 is far better than GM
I'm literally 17 and 2150 online and my goal is to get titled before 18 and I still don't even know if that's possible
Even then, some people’s brains don’t work like that
I did get 1500 rapid but a lot soo much I'm 1400 now
Fr that's kinda sad tbh feel bad
nice progression
Meh
Cheat lol
Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2275 (peak)
Blitz: 2327 (2391 peak)
Bullet: 2295 (2358 peak)
Ikr
Or just be incredibly garbage
lol, i dont like that guy
nah most cheating isn’t that slow
Technically if you never play blitz
It is pretty normal btw
I was asking him for a selfie and he legit walked pass me with a disgusted look on his face
even if ur terrible at it
Unpopular opinion: People who have high rated rapid and low blitz are bad at chess
Thankx but can't get better 😞 dont know how to study
Unlike me whose got all 3 very equal
blitz is true skill
No. Rapid is more impressive
Oi stop that 😅
LOL rapid is 100% not more impressive than a high blitz
agree
I would say, you have to solve a lot of puzzles to have the patterns, and than the next step is to.. idk lol
Blitz is too fast to think and too slow to not think
Coherent
High rapid is literally so easy to get.
People with 1800 rapid ratings play 10X worse than people with 1800 blitz ratings
Rapid requires more thinking beyond 1500
Someone back me up on that
blitz is harder than rapid, but also harder for your opponent
Exactly
thats why its hard and impressive
Exactly
in rapid
10X worse in rapid
rapid is more effective than blitz, but if you wont take it seriously it doesnt matter
1800 rapid is way worse than 1800 blitz 100%
Bullet: “Am I a joke to you?”
im worse in rapid cause i dont wanna think in an online game
In which tempo
Bullet people are different
bullet scale is way different
Yeah I do that in lichess
But when it comes to the actual game my brain just stops working
I think every chess player has some weakness but I cant deal with mine yet
bullet is best
I play rapid more seriously than blitz
What?
dude, why you actin like that
That's exactly why there's only a few hundred people over 2300 rapid but thousands over 2300 blitz lol
For saying better you should say something like in 10+0 or in 5+0 :d
do you have a coach? you could find someone who tells you where you are weak
I'm 2100 rapid and in the top 0.01%, but it doesn't feel like it
no one cares about rapid* I think I didnt say it the right way haha
also not wanting to play cheaters every other game 
I feel like rapid is the best cause I'm bad at everything lol
Exactly.
I'm top 0.01% in rapid yet not even top 0.1% in blitz and I'm higher rated in blitz
I see what happened :DDDD
Therefore rapid is garbage
I absolutely dont have a coach
imagine no rapid 2300
when I grinded 2200 to 2300 I almost found no cheaters
Just play std
9;59
Same
do you know anyone where you live who could coach you?
That better be photoshopped
I haven't had a coach in years
I would love to have a coach to be honest with you
very good
Me neither
ik, there are many good coaches, even online
I just read chess books and play chess com
MILEI PRESIDENTE VAMOS
None, couldn't find it
thats also perfectly fine
ninguem quer saber
hi chat
if you speak english properly, you can find some online
milei 🤢
You 2100 you can coach people like me
I literally only play chess.com. My advantage over other people, especially my age, is that I have so much more time for chess than everyone else. I play for hours a day every day
Yay
I do yes
How old are you?
17
in 2023 there are no barriers, you can find anything online
20
17 lol
He just said that :d
Dang bro's memorized my age
Could I find someone for free though ?😅
What about school?
Just kidding
you said it like 10 min ago
Dropped out 🙂 🙂
I like saving ever personal information
go to yt and search "gothamchess"
For chess?
Rg7 Ne3
probably the best way to do is books
Yeah, pretty much
Good one
Been watching him since 2020
I never do puzzles
ur right, watching him is good below a certain level
That’s kind of a big risk though
Lol I've been watching him since like 2018
Ehh it'll work
Rg7 Rg5
Are you titled?
Nice man, did he help ?
depends what they play but yes
Like his videos?
Nah it is forced
Nah, my state is impossible
I cant take gothamchess videos seriously tbh, only watch gte
Ehh idk
Same
I think its cause of the face he makes
Which state?
Georgia

GET is soo good though I love GET
Why is it impossible?
GTE**
GTE
Cuz everyone so underrated. Legit in my state 2200 cc is like 1700 uscf
gte is like drog, its addictive and bad for you performance
Yes my bad
i hate the way his eyes look in thumbnails
Looks like my game
Is 6 hours of sleep enough for a human
I mean chess com has always been pretty inflated
Ehh sometimes
im about to try it
Did you have any coach ?
- Rg7 1046.Bf6 1047.Ra7 1048.Re5 1049.Rxb5 1050. I cant see the board ;/
i still have coaches
It is 3 am here and I will wake up at 7
Oops it is 4 hours not 6 lol
It’s funnier than any comedian ever possible
And you did you have any coach?
true, the way he yells
Nah I haven't had a coach in like 4-5 years
GTE is so stupid, he guesses like 300 and they are magnus vs hikaru
Really, you pay them lots of money then cause they must be atleast 2400 right ?
gms
@solid cairn my bad i slept hella late
i mean, im 2200 so it makes no sense to have a coach below 2400
Daam that's premium teaching experience
whats wrong?
Title doesn't mean they are good teachers lol :d
Yo what time zones are y’all in some of you are saying its 3 am and for some of you it’s noon
You been playing for how long ?
Title means they are (or were) good players
exactly, i know a very strong gm, who is a bad teacher
Magnus would suck at teaching
black resigned here (We both thought it was resignable) (it isnt)
i think so
Tho i would love a class with him 😄
Indeed
you know this because
he thinks
jsut because someone isn't good at teaching doesn't make them bad at teaching
But the tells things in such a simple way its soo easy to understand
they can be average
hasn't magnus said he's a bad teacher
bruh?
he said i think
Hello
What is the engine line here :d
Be6 lol
Caruana dark archangel is op
very true
if i didn't know who caruana was id say this sounds like a sick song title
His brain works much differently than the average person
😂
I've seen magnus telling why he played a certain move, his word is simple and easy to understand atleast when he is explaining
His brain works in 4D
but he speaks slowly, and in a strange way
I’ve seen him in interviews saying the right move literally pops into his head
this is some next level bullshit
Yeah like he kinda stutter a little bit
because he is norwegian, probably
not a native english speaker
im not either, but i speak qucikly
it's all memory recognition
That’s not true
i think he is just so deep in his thoughts he doesnt realise he is slow
It's why 5 year olds who can't form full sentences can be so good
That’s impossible
He the Main character
it's quick thinking and a lot of pattern recognition
the pattern pops into the mind first and then you calculate the moves
That’s not how it works
@native axle im 770 do you want to play rapid unrated?
The way stockfish works is literally pattern recognition and comparison
bruhh thats nice
Yes but stockfish is a computer and plays very differently
In a game rn with servuschef dahlia
Stockfish is also 4500
im sorry but for the one you solved the queen just captures it
Stockfish ain't close to 4500
i cant see number 3 either
Yeah, but its soo hard to build chess AI I've tried it once and failed
Stockfish estimated rating is like 3800
unless you see what to do if they capture it
im so bad
yes sir
Ok I exaggerated a bit the point is that it’s much higher rated
thats something you dont calculate at all
i know but i set him up
yea because a machine has 'perfect' pattern recognition compared to humans
i mean it doesnt really make sense to argue about stockfish strength, i think the 3600 elo is rather symbolic
That’s not very hard to see if you are over 1000
no really, i am sweating but cant see it
Correct, and magnus is still human
yeah but i planned it like a few moves ago
The one in top right is Rd5+ Rxd5 Nc4#
Isn't it just Rd5
yes exactly, you agree.
oh, Bf6 okay
That’s different then
It's all just pattern recognition, at that level at least
I literally told you the answers, you said they are wrong YOU DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT WHAT I WROTE
next one could be Bf6 right?
tf is #3
Bf6 i think
It’s more looking at what his opponent will do and what is best for the position
it took me a while, i felt like im so bad at chess
Yes but the way you do that at such speed is entirely pattern recognition
Bf6 yes
idk why the other 3 are so easy though
You know he has literally 2 and a half hours or more per game
Bc they are rook sacs
i was just assuming he was gonna castle cuz i just wanted pressure on the knight on f with my dark bishop and open rook (i was using my special gambit against caro-kann) then i know some tricks in caro kann where white sometimes sacs knight on f7 and black player thinks hes safe cuz he put a pawn chain on e6 to block light square bishop so I moved my queen one square and my opponent didn't realise what moving queen to e file actually does 😂
Not the first one ig
I mean why wouldnt they put a fourth rook sac if they were going to give 3 easy puzzles
And I sacrificed my Rooooook
































































1. d4 d5 2. e3 Nf6 3. Bd3 Bg4 4. Nf3 e6 5. O-O c6 6. c3 Nbd7 7. Nbd2 Bd6 8. Qb3 Qb6 9. Ne1 Bh5 10. f4 Bg6 11. Bxg6 hxg6 12. Nef3 Ne4 13. Qc2 f5 14. Ne5 Bxe5 15. fxe5 O-O-O 16. Nxe4 dxe4 17. b4 Rh7 18. a4 Rdh8 19. h3 g5 20. a5 Qb5 21. Bd2 g4 22. Rf2 Qd3 23. Qb3 g3 24. Rff1 Qxd2 25. a6 Qxe3+ 26. Kh1 Rxh3+ 27. gxh3 Rxh3+ 28. Kg2 Rh2#
Nah they usually have a curveball ngl
What’s ur elo and what time control was that
send us some more @grim edge
Guess the flag
Most chess books have that one irregular chess puzzle
angola
Armenia
send us some more puzzles from that, i wanna do a bit of thinking before going to sleep
guess my elo
and it was blitz
Send the game
yes
I will do GTE
Qd6 the first one
angola?
That flag is almost my country 
yes....and you said "the way he thinks isn't normal" because he instantly picks up on a good move in a position, he has absolutely no time to actually calculate the variations and is therefore pattern recognition
but then u can see my elo
what is n3?
aaah
i always remember angola bc their flag is rad af
India lost the CWC final
hi lucy 🌊
1,2,4 are easy, but 3 i cant see yet
aaah
Second is Bg5 Ne5#
i literally cannot believe you have 1046 level difficulty and then like 10 puzzles later you have 1054 what the hell the difficulty disparity could not be any larger
But some of these positions are way too complicated to base on patterns
Mate in 2?
I think the third is Qb8, the other 3 arent worth mentioning
Bg5 Nd6
And they are way to complicated to think out, by process of elimination it is memory
I think its rook sack
isn't 1052 qb7
For black
these puzzles are easier arent they
No, the reason he is so good is because he has the ability to think it out
i think qb7 mates faster because qb8 Be7
i legit cant see it
He does not
Are you kidding?
Ah yeah Qb7
He can't calculate so deep in about 5 seconds or else he wouldn't spend all of his time in classical games
hm could be
His long term planning is phenomenal
You’re right
Calculation over everything
You can't calculate 3 lines 15 moves deep in 30 seconds
You don't find the correct move in 5 seconds in a middlegame based on calculating
you find it based on pattern recognition which is just intuition
I’m not saying he is doing raw calculation
Still easy ngl
It’s more of a mix
Then its literally pattern recognition
3971 is mega gay
It’s a mix
i guess in longer time controls this is the case
Are them from a physical book
third is a cute little smothered mate
Irrelevant, without the pattern recognition he's unable to
It’s something I wanna have in an otb game
look at 3971
I just like intuition, if I can explain a move then I will just play it lol
Also prophylaxis
3971: Nf6+ (Kh8 Qxh6+) Kg6 Qg4+
Cant see
PEAK LVL CHESS
just a long chain not that hard to calculate
i cant see n3 again lol im so bad
You can't find good moves without good pattern recognition
yeah im just saying the moves are just 💀
Ez mate
Never said you could
ye fair
just need to know what fischer said, a superior position will lend itself to tactics
im not saying it's hard just that the moves are cringe
3971?
Isn’t 3971 a mate in a few moves?
this is true but i have no idea how it relates to what i said
Forced mate in 3? Or am I tripping
@grim edge n, thanks for the tactics, ill go to sleep now, bye all of you!
Knight check and Queen sac yes
I might have overcomplicated it
As I said, prophylaxis
yeah it's m3
Then we agree magnus isn't special he just has uncanny pattern recognition
lets be real that makes him special
Or at the very least, it's the pattern recognition that makes him special
you dont become world #1 by being normal
This guy gets it
All this good player talking about mate in 5
Me: sacrificing everything
magnus carlesen still has the most advanced pattern recognition engine on the planet
called brain
yes
On Kh8 yeah but if Kg6 don’t need to sac
3971.Rg7 Rb7(Nf6+) 3972.Rb8 Bc8 Qd7 Ne6# 3974.Nf6 Rh6 Rh7# 3975. c4 f5 Rh2#
He is good at everything: patterns, calculation, tactics, prophylaxis
Omg guys did you see we are making a way to communicate with and decipher whales
No Hans has better one 💀
Isn’t 3971 Nf6?
And all of that is pattern recognition
me, a whale, about to be deciphered (Whatever tf that means) : 
wrong reply
????????
of course it is, sry Im dumb
Yes ofcourse experience helps but at the end of the day there's a reason why 5 year olds can be good at chess
Don’t say that
ok im losing you at this point lucy
the person who argues chess is only pattern recognition could, on the same basis, argue that subjects such as math or art are only pattern recognition
chess is more than "oh ive seen this before"
That is besides the point
Thank you
hehe im a contrarian
We need the hardest puzzles you got @grim edge
But what makes a good player is having better pattern recognition
i thought we were talking about the reason why magnus could find good moves in a short amount of time is his pattern recognition, being able to justify if the move he found is good (he doesn't know if it's good yet) is another skill
disagree
Dude surely you understand pattern recognition isn’t everything
What makes a player good is being able to calculate
disagree
Not everything but a fast majority
It’s a mix of everything
“Calculation over everything”
- NM James Canty
there's no one thing that makes a player better
mmm but what about calculation, or reaction speed? maybe both are based off of pattern recognition, but something more is there, unique to the faculties of the player themselves
What makes you a good player is to be born with chess mind lol
Calculation is quite important
I see only one move ahead, but it is always the correct one.
- Capablanca
he's fm now, also you're citing an fm
It is not everything
also it seems chess skill is correlated with how hot you are. bc magnus carlesen is SMOKING
Recognizing what your opponent has is extremely important
He’s strong asf tho
And I'm saying magnus doesn't have some different way of thinking but good pattern recognition because that's what chess comes down to. That and calculation
He’s a massive individual
physically yes, on the board, also yes
Yes, as are most FM’s lmao
What about prophylaxis?
I mean in the gym
i played against him in blitz tourney once otb
Ohh lmao
ohhh like hes not unique, but merely more developed than other chessplayers?
Yeah he’s built fr
Fr
I’ve played Andrew tang before
Who tf is prophylaxis
nice
A difficult word
Big penguingim1
...
Yes
Nootnoot
i kinda wanna cuddle a blahaj
big pp (big pro penguin)
Pp on the pp
why does the discord keep making me reply to the wrong person
It means seeing what your opponent has and stopping it
I have a higher puzzle rush score than Benjamin finegold 🥰
*seeing what your opponent wants to do and stopping it
hes rly hot tho
most normal whismy take
Correct my mistake
Whenever I start a game against a bot the bot takes quite a while to move... I also have options to premove and take my own pieces and stuff when I'm waiting... reeaaallly confused right now
anyone know what's up with that?
benjamin finegold is the third hottest gm 
Fr
yes i do have daddy issues btw
Behind?
Aman Hambleton and Eric Hansen
magnus, anish
who are the first 2
Aryan tari
benjamin bok is just worse ben finegold
that's calculation which at highest level most often you know that move is an option from your experience (pattern recognition) and know it needs to be stopped, alternatively it's pattern recognition for seeing checks captures attacks etc
yes
yes
I played with 100 acc and stockfish is trashing me for no reason
Oh my goodness this person does not get it
First one is Ra1 Qa3 Qc1#
get out while you still can
You are using “pattern recognition” as a blanket term to include anything in chess lol
Facts
tell me why stockfish is good at chess
as a pro chess player i advise to quit
omg hi bozo. ive missed u
It can see 17 moves ahead
Probably has grandmasters feeding it moves
i wonder how stockfish works tbh. i imagine its a mix of fluid and crystal knowledge
yeah you make -500 per month
I have no clue
do you think stockfish has good openings sort of "hardcoded"/predetermined into it, or is it all fluid and calculation based?
playing tournaments aren't investments, they're closer to entertainment, because you won't be seeing that money back
2nd one Qf1 xf1 xf1 Kg2 Nxe3#
I think for openings and endgames it’s hardcoded
This sentence gave me brain cancer
Brain cancer is just a mix of fluids and crystals in your skull
You pay to play and have a little fun, not really to make money
source: over 2 years i went from 1600 to 2000 otb and won about 500-800 USD total, spent probably many thousands to play in said tournaments
Stockfish is good at chess because it can instantly dig x moves deep and find the best variation, it's simple calculation right? There's also other engines that are programmed to follow the rules of chess, and nothing more, and then plays against itself millions of times becoming an extremely strong chess engine from those games learning the most precise moves based off past games
yeah which is cool when you have money but now that im in college i dont have any 😹
Xd
US has horrible tournament prize funds
say that to my meningioma
Correct
chess has horrible prize funds
Now explain the reason im bad at chess
i dont know why you say the US specifically
Cus it has bad marketability
It’s not that popular and doesn’t have so many sponsors
yeah
shining city on a hill folks! the wealth will trickle down any day, now
Who tf who isn’t in chess wants to watch 2 people sit at a board for 15 minutes then one of them moves 1 pawn then have to wait another 10 minutes
It’s just not enjoyable for non-chess players to watch and get into it
Pretty much
As opposed to other sports where there’s a lot more action
it also didn't help that as in my lifetime i have 2 first place finishes and one of them was when i was 8 years old so there was no money there
and the other was a tie so i split the money
Even for chess players, it gets a little boring
And it’s easier to tell who is winning, what’s going on, etc.
So....engines are good because they have perfect pattern recognition with an almost infinite sample size, and the more you play (and annalise and learn from your mistakes) the better you will be from experience
if there were more of a social presence around it, like football or cricket has, then more people would be watching it
Lmaooo true
The St. Louis Rapid and Blitz event was very entertaining I think
No. They have perfect calculation
oh god i just licked a 9 volt
you can only hype up a move for so long
Yeh but football and cricket just have more action going on, and it’s easier for people to don’t play to understand
they dont, google horizon effect
You play chess tho. It might be boring asf for someone who doesn’t
Pattern recognition very clearly plays an extremely large role in chess as the top players in the world typically get far worse then their peak with age, and the reason why people younge enough to not be able to form full sentences can hold their own in a game
Yeah people who don’t play chess see that the engine says 0.0000001 and are like wtf
bullet chess exists, rapid doesnt have to be the default mode. and more people would understand whats going on if they watched
Exactly
What of the engines that go off of previously played games noy calculation?
e.g i don't watch football much, dont get whats going on, and dont enjoy it unless im with my friends who do
Yeah but nobody is watching chess and trying to learn what’s going on when there’s a million other things they could be doing
football ⚽ or 🏈 it doesnt matter
Most top ones don’t.
Why do I see a bunch of photos of trump when I search 4d chess lol
“Yooooo let’s hang out and watch the world chess championship together it’ll be liiiiit”
Trump is 4 d chess, obviously
old people play worse because they can't calculate, not because their pattern recognition gets worse
well it does get worse but it's mainly because of calculation issues
That's why you'll see a lot of old people play more positionally and not tactically
Exactly. Things like the World Cup bring people and nations together
?
I was being sarcastic 😭
🤣
Oh I misread
it beings them together because their nations aren't in it
Nah yeah you spitting
same argument could be made for football. you only need to look at the match between spassky and fischer in the 1970s to see that, if chess had more of a cultural presence, people would watch it even if they didnt understand it initially
💀
typo 😭
Okay that was a different thing… space race Cold War etc. but now nobody gaf
to the shadow realm you go
Yeah once you fail to get out of the group stage😂
They weren’t watching it for chess, they just wanted “proof” that one side is “mentally superior” to the other
gangnam style was so popular in like 2012 but now nobody gaf, still doesn't mean people didn't like it at the time
yeah? modern football has the same element of national pride behind it
I am infact the king of shadow realm
foot ball is meh
consider your pants
peed
And then came along chess com and 100 rated people started existing
so were both arguing that, when an activity has national pride behind it, it becomes a cultural focus and something people watch together for enjoyment
how dare you slander my favorite sport, football (soccer)
Correct
I'm not wearing any pants
I think it's stupid that things like pogchamps exist. People get fame without skill.
consider you
peed
chess just doesnt have this, currently
But it’s easier to see what’s going on in a football game even if you don’t play. You see the score or whatever. But in chess, it’s hard to see who is better, why moves are being played, etc. when just watching it, especially if you don’t know notation and can’t follow along with the commentators or whatever
In shadow realm it's all shadow
They are already famous though
true
let's start a warrrr
Fair point
Okay
What is your point?
A SKELTON WARRRRRRRR
but still
I’m going to go so I don’t lose any more braincells
Let's talk about hippo hamburgers
just because nobody gaf about fischer spassky now doesn't mean anything
it literally does not counter whismy's point whatsoever
I heard the funniest saying earlier
No I’m saying people cared back then because of Cold War. But nobody cares about chess now.
It was "I almost bobby fishered my bishop"
Because there’s no Cold War going on
And there’s nothing to prove by being superior
To another nation
yes this is what whismy was saying though
There's a cold War going on rn smh
lets just wait 10 years and then ding vs caruana will be all over the news
more like a chilly conflict
Ahh
I made that
Ding ain't winning wcc again
in football u have a tiny ball being kicked fast enough to make the ball blur on camera, in chess its all on a board. Besides, a person without previous experience to either chess or football without any prior experience would still be on a learning curve; the social pressure would have to compel that person to learn the sport
RAHHHHHH
i almost bobby fischered my knight to a woman (gave it away) (because i can beat all women with knight odds) (they are terrible chess players)
Ok I see. But the problem is chess will never have that kind of presence because it has small fan base, and Vice versus. It’s a catch 22
There's proxy and proxy is war enough for me to call it so
hello
Hello
chilly disagreement
chess has hundreds of millions of players. we're just all nerds 😭
shush
Yeah but I like sweet
It’s easier to market sports tho because you can literally see shots being made, or the score rising, or whatever. It’s hard to see why someone is better in chess if you don’t play
Yes
it is definitely easier to watch conventional sports i dont know what you two are arguing about
a little board showing the amount of material each player has lost in chess would serve the exact same role that a scorecounter does in football. like its rly hard to tell who's better in football without that counter
Ikik but these people aren’t buying tickets to see games live, aren’t buying merch, etc. so there is less money for prize funds, for advertisements, etc.
Which keeps chess out of the public eye
im a chess player and i can't even watch chess
i play 5 hour games and i can't watch chess
There's far more money involved in chess now compared to the Fisher wcc
Except in chess material isn’t everything, so even that would not tell the full story.
Mee tooo unless it's short and someone is talking
And far more coverage
But nowhere near sports.
this already exists, also engine eval
It wasn't back then either
chess is sports
yuhhh im sayin
That’s just natural due to the internet. Everything has more coverage
along with a race car driving gameplay on the bottom of the screen, and a subway surfers on the side
Wdym?
Physical sports
only then can i watch chess
Chess is more funded for prizes then any singular professional video game sports
Cap
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/94179165817?tab=review&move=84 can somone game reviw this please?
































































1. e3 d5 2. Qf3 Nf6 3. d4 Nc6 4. Bb5 Bd7 5. Nc3 a6 6. Bxc6 Bxc6 7. e4 dxe4 8. Qf4 Qxd4 9. Nge2 Qd8 10. O-O e6 11. Rd1 Bd6 12. f3 Bxf4 13. Rxd8+ Rxd8 14. fxe4 Bxc1 15. Rxc1 Rd2 16. Nf4 Nxe4 17. Nxe4 Bxe4 18. Re1 Rxg2+ 19. Nxg2 Bxg2 20. Kxg2 O-O 21. Re3 Rd8 22. b3 Rd2+ 23. Kf3 h6 24. Rc3 Rxh2 25. Rxc7 Kh7 26. Rxb7 Rxc2 27. a4 Rc3+ 28. Ke4 h5 29. Rxf7 Kg6 30. Rb7 h4 31. Rb4 Kf6 32. a5 g5 33. Rb6 h3 34. Kd4 h2 35. Kxc3 h1=Q 36. Rxa6 g4 37. b4 g3 38. b5 g2 39. b6 g1=Q 40. Ra7 Qh3+ 41. Kb4 Qd4+ 42. Kb5 Qb3+ 43. Ka6 Qdc4+ 44. Kb7 Qd5+ 45. Ka6 Qbc4#
🧢
what if they streamed chess but with the subway surfers
Daamm, I like asphalt 8 what you like ?
No shot.
cap
omg youre so right
i dont know i play valorant only rn
And candy crush
Source? I would be confident that LoL has more prize fund than chess
Absolutely no shot. Global chess tournament hosted almost every single day of any given month almost always have some sort of prize, add all those up and i guarantee there's no one video game sport that has a bigger prize fund. And that's excluding big events
No worries , but valorant I haven't understood fully
Even games like clash of clans have good prize fund
Haven't played much that's why
League is the #1 esport in the world chess does not have more funding
I love that game
I still play it
i wanna get railed by a chessplayer
Nowhere near say.....1.5m euro from like 2-3 big tournaments
dawg what
hi duck
bro
i was waiting for u
do you love it enough to read 15 documents about base building and attacking throughout various townhalls
By me fr
.
im going to start gatekeeping clash of clans enjoyment
🗿
if only you said it two years ago 🙏 but im no longer a chess player
Too beautiful to ignore
I’m 5 seeking air mines away from max th13
🐈
😭
thats crazy anyways do you want some th13 base building guides
Base building I dont care cause I steal them 💀💀
But yeah attack I must say I'm pretty good at
Sure
what u said was less against rules than saying https://lichess.org :o
Bro im barely TH 10
I used to download a ton of base building google docs
unless you can tell me 3 different queen charge armies i won't believe you (gatekeeping)
I'm almost th15 max
lichess is the better platform
I'd ping mods if you didn't just get back from a TO
hello sharks, i'm here for a 4,000 dollar loan to buy a fully customized chess king piece
Based Storm
And I have 3 account
Lichess is simply the better platform
chess.c*m 🤢
to be honest most bases are shit like actual ass
steal bases from the pros
real
ok blahaj yey or nay?
tyty
i have 15 accounts
I'm like th12 but sososo rushed
lucy what the hell you were th11 like 3 months ago
But if i played I could unrush in like 2-4weeks
umm.. are you guys witerally talking about clash of clans?
I would love toooo cause its my favorite attack specially at th11 +
QC hybrid, QC lalo, QC dual hogs, QC barch (😱), QC recall super dragons
It might be 11 idk
yea 🥺
We love CoC !
if you said super barch id give you a point for that but you pass
Lol
is the townhall blue or yellow
Do people use qc with super barch?
Idk I'm colourblind
i actually tried qc barch on my th9 acc 💀
one second let me find a vid
I love QC hybrid, QC mass hogs
QC lalo which is by far my strongest
pewdiepie is like 7/10 imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj2iL0pVRLk 15:50 not a qc, it's a sui super barbs but you get the idea, trust me qc super barch exists
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Haven't seen much of that lately
Pewdiepie fell off when he moved to Japan and became a professional weeb
Klaus use to do it
by super barch i mean super barbs and normal archers
Nah jokes, I never watched the guy
hes mb a 9/10 tho bc hes blond
Super barch like sarch blimp mass sbarbs, right?
before i stopped playing th9 id do that in wars 💀
Ok that doesn’t count he can do anything lol
like idk. would you date pewdiepie?
it's actually crazy how much value you can get from noahs ark it's not even that bad
He's married and has kids.
That need incredible amounts of skill
HE IS MARRIED AND A FATHER.
yuppp
He's like 40 even
Ahhhhh ok I thought you meant sarch blimp and mass sbarbs. That makes more sense with a qc
He was absolutely amazing until someone took his throne
hasnt stopped me before, doesnt stop me now, wont stop me in the future
Highest I'll go is 25
Cus you don’t want qc and sarch blimp
hasnt stopped me before, doesnt stop me now, wont stop me in the future
I think NICK is pretty good attacker
it helped that most bases were shit and didn't follow any principles
example: no air coverage in the area, one dragon takes 17% of the base
hasnt stopped me before, doesnt stop me now, wont stop me in the future
Is he the tribe edrag guy?
Or the lalo guy I forgot
wasn't the tribe edrag guy synthe and then he moved to navi
wait no synthe was the hog dude
I have loved QC attack for soo long that sometimes I loot with that army in legend league
i play th11 now i dont know shit about th15 lmao
When morio was on NAVI that was insane
He changed his clan I think
Soo it's that lalo guy with incredible skill and accuracy
oh my god people still play clash of clans???
I have some th11 accounts
What’s that?
HOLY SHIT BAST IS STILL PLAYING
world champions 2023 around the corner
how long
WTF @upbeat viper
i have like 7 💀
When I woke up, he was playing, when I ate lunch, he was playing, 3 hours later, he was playing
Yeh it’s like about to start, right?
yeah
I only have 3 and its sufficient
Im guessing he took a break but now hes playing even more again
Sheesh. Wanna do some fc?
erics latest vid was like the tourney right before
Coc is goated
i wonder if he wears adult diaper
not rn i gotta eat and then finish physics b4 10:59
my clan name is en passant with purple lightning and the description is google en passant if you wanna bookmark it
Someone’s heroes get TOO MUCH VALUUE ON ACCIDENT???!!?
yeah
Ahh ok.. what physics?
BAST HAS A RTING BELOW THE CURRENT YEAR