💬〡general-off-topic

[frank bough]

Nephilm, giants, titans, different words for the same creatures from hell itself

[covert cosmos]

kirby better

[sterile prism]

Every modern anime has literal demons in the screens. Name one anime without a lustful character or Satanic inspiration

[sterile prism]

Amen.

[frank bough]

Fr satan is so unoriginal and has to copy God

[sterile prism]

Amen brother.

[stuck kestrel]

oshi no ko

[covert cosmos]

yes

[stuck kestrel]

no demons

[frank bough]

Anime made Jeffery Epstein kill himself

[grim edge]

alright man

[sterile prism]

Demons. Lustful anime girl meant to keep you weak and wants to turn men into female devil-worshippers.

[frank bough]

Not the pregnant men again. Time to start a purge

[sterile prism]

Amen. Osama bin Laden watched anime - and look what he did.

[frank bough]

Yep like a moth to a flame

[stuck kestrel]

bro….

[keen parrot]

chess.com engine at its finest

[tired wren]

what bout this??.... this my fav match yet

[frank bough]

So demonic 😳😳😳

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Huzaifa Saqib (mangoanxious)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1264 (1283 peak)
Blitz: 900 (1163 peak)
Bullet: 1154 (1220 peak)

[sterile prism]

I'm telling you all. Stop now - or the demons inside you will be multiplied as you continue playing the Satanic game of chess.

[frank bough]

I can feel the demons coming inside me from looking at it

[sterile prism]

Rebuke them in the name of Jesus

[frank bough]

Ramen brother

[stuck kestrel]

ramen

[grim edge]

Ramen 🫡

[stuck kestrel]

we love ramen 🙏

[lament jacinth]

Hey guys

[frank bough]

Gods favorite food manna from heaven

[stuck kestrel]

what if someone isnt christain tho

[sterile prism]

Then they are devil-worshipping chess enjoyers. We are here to spread the truth.

[frank bough]

There is still power in his name

[stuck kestrel]

damn

[grim edge]

isn't it because you have two pawns that are on an open file while black has to crack through and will only have one pawn left?

[covert cosmos]

if jesus jumped into a pool would he break his legs

[sterile prism]

Amen. Blessed is the name of the Lord

[frank bough]

No he would just float

[tired wren]

ssup 👀

[frank bough]

Ramen

[sterile prism]

He would just walk on it

[frank bough]

True that

[lament jacinth]

He'd just do his will actually

[stuck kestrel]

ramen 🙏🙏

[lament jacinth]

Lol

[frank bough]

On the third day Jesus shredded for our sins

[sterile prism]

We thank the Lord Jesus for rising on the third day indeed. There is power in Him

[frank bough]

We must tell them the truth about fast food meat being satanic as well

[lament jacinth]

That's actually making me so hungry

[stuck kestrel]

is that freaking aluminium foil

[sterile prism]

Amen. The government runs it

[keen parrot]

yum

[frank bough]

Human meat

[grim edge]

seaweed I think

[sterile prism]

Amen.

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-goku-dragon-ball-gif-19413157

[sterile prism]

People that play chess, you know there's demons inside you right now. If you want them gone, then shout "JESUS!" right now at the top of your lungs.

[lament jacinth]

How is this?

[dire cargo]

Tf

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> @sterile prism and @frank bough just joined to troll, hate to be that guy but 👉 🚪

[sterile prism]

Oh Lord! The demonic anime pictures again. Please have mercy on the people who sent that

[frank bough]

McDonalds meat is from your fellow man

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/kakarot-dbz-goku-dragon-ball-z-eat-gif-17958723

[lament jacinth]

You're actually an A hole

[sterile prism]

Goku is a demon from Hell

[tired wren]

https://tenor.com/view/maillib-gif-24343489

[dire cargo]

What?????

[frank bough]

Goku is a monkey demon from hell

[lament jacinth]

They're half trolling half not

[stuck kestrel]

pray for him 🙏 ramen

[grim edge]

bro whenever Goku or Luffy eats that much it makes me hungry for whatever they eat

[keen parrot]

these two are unfunny af and just make chat lose half of the braincells it already didnt have

[frank bough]

Ramen

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/son-goku-goku-dragon-ball-z-dbz-thumbs-up-gif-16663418

[grim edge]

yeah you're dumb I'm sorry for insulting you

[frank bough]

You can’t lose what you don’t have

[lament jacinth]

How so

[lament jacinth]

Half of what they're saying is good half of what they're saying is utter trolling

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-rip-gojo-dead-satorou-gojo-satorou-gojo-gif-14980512591692681384

[keen parrot]

its fully troll...

[lament jacinth]

It isn't

[stuck kestrel]

they didnt say anything good other than that chess is bad

[keen parrot]

mate they both joined just now

[lament jacinth]

So

[grim edge]

it's clear theyre trolling when they're saying ramen and one of them is named "flat earther Dave"

[keen parrot]

their end goal is to get banned or muted, im just helping them on their journey

[tired wren]

https://tenor.com/view/sealed-gojo-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-my-reaction-to-that-information-picmix-gojo-gif-26808168

[lone zenith]

are they banned yet?

[dire cargo]

Bro calm down...

[lone zenith]

such a shame

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-computer-kill-your-self-gif-25432024

[fresh wind]

what of what they've said is constructive discussion?

[covert cosmos]

me

[fresh wind]

seems just like religious preaching to me

[lament jacinth]

I'd agree. Its a bit blasphemous

[stuck kestrel]

that chess is bad

[grim edge]

I swear he looks kinda like Mark wahlberg

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[covert cosmos]

maybe but they were spamming it

[grim edge]

it's a foreshadowing. anyway, ttyl

[keen parrot]

more like larping lmao, anyone truly religious wont say such nonsense

[grim edge]

"ramen"? is?

[lament jacinth]

So we can talk about sexuality here but not religious things LOL. Regardless they weren't delivering themselves very well

[lone zenith]

bros saying chess is demonic

[stuck kestrel]

ramen

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/măi-gif-24201922

[lone zenith]

no stfu

[lament jacinth]

Wasn't talking to you

[dire cargo]

Chill

[lament jacinth]

What's your problem

[grim edge]

bro he said "Lies, the priest would hit on me if he saw my messages"

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/faker-shut-up-sht-finger-worlds-gif-15277355

[grim edge]

that's clear trolling bra 😭

[lament jacinth]

Wow ok, his intentions weren't to preach then.

[lone zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-opinion-opinion-gif-22134945

[dire cargo]

Clear trolling what?

Well deserved ngl

[lone zenith]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-wake-up-gif-19006348

[keen parrot]

did you even read what they said

[lone zenith]

WHO DARES AWAKEN THE MONKEY

[stuck kestrel]

chimpanzees are horrifying

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hasbu-gif-24045254

[lone zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-yes-smile-glasses-smiling-gif-2265373269127069515

[grim edge]

hasbullaaahhhhhh

[pallid plinth]

Anyone e wanna play above 1400

[dire cargo]

Bro stfu... what u mad about? I was messing around with that the guy said... "that's clear trolling bra"

[grim edge]

patrick bateman

[dire cargo]

How old is he again

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/muhammad-ali-taunt-dance-boxing-gif-11995030

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-gif-16732505

[peak plank]

Thoughts? #1175861883912335462 message

[lone zenith]

are you actually fr 150 elo?

[dire cargo]

Damn

[grim edge]

bra aka bruh but I wanted to be different

[pallid plinth]

Yes

[dire cargo]

U brains autistic side kicked in didn't it

[lone zenith]

do /profile i dont belive yo

[dire cargo]

Be honest

[main vapor]

i dont know this song. can you help me find it? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yD6g-r4Qt24

it didnt embed

[grim edge]

nah I was just mad liya didn't see they were trolling

[dire cargo]

But still... u had that intrusive thought didn't u

[pallid plinth]

Bo

[pallid plinth]

No

[lone zenith]

6 trackers blocked 💀

[trail prism]

I'ma go take cold showers see y'all in 10-15m

[lone zenith]

noo 😭

[peak plank]

@upbeat viper noooo the 2100 😦

[main vapor]

thank you for making it trustworthy by showing what the video looks like

[grim edge]

"In 2024, auto dealers for the first time will be able to sell vehicles in Amazon's U.S. store, and Hyundai will be the first brand available for customers to purchase." can't wait to get my car delivered

[dire cargo]

They spoiling it ngl

That feeling when u go to a car showroom

Is priceless

[main vapor]

please help me find the song

[umbral wind]

Hahahahaha you’re hilarious

[peak plank]

@upbeat viper stop

what in the world is bb4

[keen parrot]

maybe he should just play the pirc or something

[peak plank]

tbh the pric would be less lost

[grim edge]

Hmmm what is the idea of this move...

[peak plank]

he blundered his last game to 2100

then lost that game rather quickly

[hasty raven]

Fried liver is fun

But nobody falls for it anymore

[peak plank]

he hallucinated

[grim edge]

oh

[grim edge]

dude wtf

[peak plank]

he forgot d5

shit bast is losing again

[grim edge]

poor him

What does it take to be a grandmaster

[grim edge]

your soul!!!

[lament jacinth]

💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

play chess nonstop and study do puzzles go to tournaments get a coach analyze every game of yours play higher rated people to learn more do everything learn openings and then come back in like 10-20 years

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

:3

if you don't have GM title by then, then idk what to tell you brother, I guess it's a skill issue

[lament jacinth]

All of you are short

[covert cosmos]

yes

[lament jacinth]

Hate to break it to you guys

[grim edge]

ouch

[vague igloo]

Pain

[grim edge]

it's because I have the Messi genes

[lament jacinth]

But I bet all of you have big personalities

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[grim edge]

everything went into football

hi

[grim edge]

I agree lol

[lament jacinth]

Im just kidding. All of you are literally giants

[grim edge]

what position you play in football?

[peak plank]

@upbeat viper stop playing ur playing like shit- dont do what I did and tilt to U2k again, take a break

[grim edge]

spectator

[grim edge]

bruh

i don't play football at least not yet lmao I was just joking 😭😭

[peak plank]

wait wtf how did you win in 6 moves

[grim edge]

I thought I found a football player like me ;-;

[peak plank]

the eval was 0.0

[native rose]

I play midfield

[peak plank]

ok ping me if you get to 2100 becuase this is insane

[grim edge]

How do GMs get an actual rating

[grim edge]

RM LM CM?

[grim edge]

fide

Fide?

[native rose]

Cm on a good day rm when theres a better cm than me

[grim edge]

DCM? ACM?

[peak plank]

wtf are thoese

[native rose]

attacking

[peak plank]

ik 2/3rd of thoese are chess titles

[grim edge]

Football stuff

[grim edge]

U goof ball we talking about football

[peak plank]

._.

this is a chess server what do you expect me to think you were talking about

[grim edge]

international chess federation

[peak plank]

thats fide..

[grim edge]

yes that's fide ?

[grim edge]

I play CF

[peak plank]

ok chat I think bast is cursed to never become 2100

[native rose]

whaaat are you rlly good at it tho?

[peak plank]

its the same thing as me

[grim edge]

am I wrong? do GM's not get their rating through fide?

[grim edge]

My shooting is garbage but my dribble is good

[peak plank]

you could just say yes to his queston

[grim edge]

my passing is also good

[peak plank]

idk why you would correct FIDE to international chess federation when they both are the same thing

[grim edge]

my speed is meh ok

[grim edge]

his question was "fide?" so I thought he didn't know what it meant my bad

[native rose]

is it a power problem or an aim problem?

[grim edge]

power

[peak plank]

ah ig. makes sence

[native rose]

MAAAAN ever tried long shots?

[grim edge]

my aim is ok but my power suck

[grim edge]

Hmmm

[native rose]

like i had the same problem then when i dropped in midfield

my shots started going in

[grim edge]

Well I did do great my last game 3-2 I got to 2 goal 1 was a penalty

[native rose]

NICEEE

[grim edge]

I've tried playimg CM before I seem to do better at it but the formation need someone to play CF

[lone zenith]

yea you shoudlve played Qh4 smh

[supple delta]

Hello people

[grim edge]

We play 2-4-4-1 formation

[lone zenith]

ngl i cant bring myself to eat liver. Chicken leg is better imo

[peak plank]

"Bastoura offered a draw"

[lone zenith]

just like play a lot of chess

[silent quest]

@peak plank lets play a match

[peak plank]

nah

[silent quest]

:/

Why not

[peak plank]

not feeling it

itsm ore fun to watch bast try to get to 2100

I hope he does

[silent quest]

alr

[native rose]

Ahh. I think you're very adaptive then, thats a good quality

[grim edge]

thank u

[supple delta]

I was finally 1500 and lost a bunch of games right after that 😅lol

[peak plank]

I dont think bast will play chess for a good while after he become 2100 rapid

he will prob start playing bullet

or blitz to try to get to 2100 that

[grim edge]

One time we played a very goofy formation 4-2-4-1

[lone zenith]

GUYS CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT NOTHING BEATS BARNES OPENING FOOLS MATE??

I mean bongcloud has some competition ig

[peak plank]

???

QWGY&Q GVUW GVYQGW

HOLY SHIT BAST's OPPONENT HUNG A KNIGHT

HOLY SHIT BAST IS WINNING

[grim edge]

YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peak plank]

I QUIT CHESS THATS BS

WHY CANT I DO THAT

[fierce pivot]

lol

[peak plank]

nvm bast blundered and its a draw again ._.

[grim edge]

FCK!!!!!!!!!!

[hasty raven]

??

[peak plank]

and bast is worse now...

[grim edge]

bruhhh

[peak plank]

and bast is lost again....

[grim edge]

mtf

[fierce pivot]

L

[peak plank]

and its a draw again...

[safe acorn]

.

[peak plank]

and bast is dead lost

and his opponent didnt see it so its a draw again...

[primal mirage]

watching bastoura, lets see

[lone zenith]

broo

[primal mirage]

ouch its lost

[peak plank]

nd bast is lost again

[grim edge]

Hi

[primal mirage]

why move the rook 💀

[lone zenith]

could i beat bast?

[peak plank]

ok now bast is dead lost rip

[safe acorn]

Where can I talk to the support

[peak plank]

I was gonna say that white could flag

then bast traded rooks...

@upbeat viper

stop playing.

ur games are wack.

[grim edge]

Poor Bastoura

[peak plank]

HES PLAYING ANOTHER ONE

[trail prism]

Man cold showers are very nice

[wet terrace]

I hung a pawn and now im losing

[trail prism]

Happens

[primal mirage]

is this theory ... 💀

[peak plank]

bast prob has 4 pings from me

[peak plank]

considering that black is is better... I dont think so

[primal mirage]

i thought ne3 was possible after bxf3

[peak plank]

but then bxe2?

[primal mirage]

then nxd5

[peak plank]

oh the fork? maybe?

[tired wren]

that's how we avoid Medusa.... 🥸

[primal mirage]

and nc7+ winning rook on a8 i thought

the knight gets out on b6

[peak plank]

yeah thats fair

bast is tilting again 😦

[grim edge]

cool name

[primal mirage]

yeah rip

he aiming for the 2100?

[peak plank]

yeah

[primal mirage]

damn

[peak plank]

hes been 1 game away like, 3 times today

[primal mirage]

damn i feel the anger then 💀. he might comeback though

[peak plank]

he needs a break 😦

[primal mirage]

ye... defo needs a break

damn f

[tulip lichen]

kayden

my brother

are mods watching

@grim edge

[peak plank]

why is bast playing again

[tulip lichen]

nvm

nvm og it dont matter no more

[primal mirage]

+4 in 8 moves 💀

[tulip lichen]

hi

[primal mirage]

NO WTF

[tulip lichen]

im not dead

[primal mirage]

be3

[tulip lichen]

i just couldn't pay the internet bill

so they cut it off lol

[peak plank]

bruh

[primal mirage]

take it or leave it, one time offer

[tulip lichen]

bro youre in lichess server

[peak plank]

is it a motif to take with the g-pawn in the alapin?

[tulip lichen]

slide invite

[peak plank]

that is chess academy server

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[supple imp]

That's what a dead guy would say

[peak plank]

I left the lichess server a while ago

[tulip lichen]

oh

[primal mirage]

apparently, but he coulda won the knight on c6, im confused why he didnt play d5

apparently gxf3 is repeatedly played so ig its some sort of repertoir?

[tulip lichen]

yes i am indeed a ghost

[peak plank]

just a simple fork

[primal mirage]

yeah 💀 free knight

[peak plank]

yeah I think so he seems to always take with the g-pawn

[tulip lichen]

main stfu

[peak plank]

not working too well for him tho

[primal mirage]

yeahh ... interestin tho, never seen it

[primal mirage]

true, altho dis game it couldve worked if he played d5

its aggresive though, ig he always going for the king side atk w long castling

[peak plank]

bast is winning it seems. nice.

nevermind

[primal mirage]

bast 💀

[peak plank]

I think he had bb5?

[primal mirage]

idk whats happenin ngl 😭

[tulip lichen]

winning against who

[primal mirage]

i was thinking either that or d5

[peak plank]

no need to hang a pawn tho sadge

[tulip lichen]

i cant crop the intro im lazy asf

[peak plank]

yeah

[primal mirage]

yeahhh

wait he winning now tho

[peak plank]

hes winning..

[sterile prism]

Useless. You guys must stop wasting your time and worshipping the evil idol of chess

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-cat-коток-коробок-игорь-думает-о-женщинах-тенши-шаути-gif-14183000057807143499

[peak plank]

random- bast is trying to force his way into the 2100 club

[primal mirage]

ok surely he'll win now

[sterile prism]

Chess is a demon

[peak plank]

yeah

[sterile prism]

Stop worshipping idols

You invite demons when playing chess

[naive drift]

Wsgg!!!

[tulip lichen]

yes i am indeed a mix of black and white (brown) and i am lazy like a kitten

[sterile prism]

The devil wants to turn you into a murderer

[primal mirage]

he has 7min, better think well

[tulip lichen]

fr

[peak plank]

too passive but bast is still winning

[sterile prism]

Chess was made by the devil's spit in Hell. The devil copied the 4 horsemen and tries to use them for evil idol worship. Submit to God.

[primal mirage]

oh damn yeahh, but getting tough now

opponent defending well

[peak plank]

bast isnt checking chat

[primal mirage]

WTF

WHATS B4 😭

[peak plank]

if bast was checking chat he wouldve timed me out for pinging him 5 times by now

[sterile prism]

Those demons are even getting to get people in college to play chess. The government is evil.

[primal mirage]

bd4+ ...

[peak plank]

rip

[primal mirage]

XD

[grim edge]

are you dating him

[peak plank]

bast is still better

[primal mirage]

a5 is horrible

why would bro try to break the position down an exchange

[sterile prism]

Amen. Chess was literally made to worship Hindu gods. It's descendant is named after a yoga pose

[peak plank]

coach bast smh

[sterile prism]

Amen. They talk like they're criminals. The demons will turn them into them - uh huh

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> they are back... @sterile prism @frank bough

[ebon wharf]

@compact beacon hello angin

[peak plank]

bast is winning ig

[primal mirage]

UH OH

[keen parrot]

so cringe man go find another server to troll in

[peak plank]

h

[primal mirage]

_> he gonn need it a bit

[peak plank]

its a draw....

[paper lotus]

hello

[primal mirage]

im not a good coach tho, atleast im trying to improve on it

[sterile prism]

Amen.

[primal mirage]

NOOO LOSING 😭 NB4+...

ok opponent didnt see

[sterile prism]

YOU ALL WILL GO TO HELL! SUBMIT TO GOD AND STOP PLAYING CHESS. SPEAKING IN CODE LIKE EVIL CRIMINAL FREEMASONS

[primal mirage]

NIO RA3!:!:!:!

[peak plank]

rip

[primal mirage]

ayo he gotta take a break

[peak plank]

bast is losing again wtf

[paper lotus]

what match are yall talking about?

[primal mirage]

bastoura vs randomv

going for 2100

[paper lotus]

where do i spec

[primal mirage]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/94159925747

[paper lotus]

ty

[pearl robin]

hello

[peak plank]

bast is dead

[primal mirage]

tell bastoura to take a break

[peak plank]

I will for the 5th time

[primal mirage]

bc3 now too

yeah, ping him again ngl

[topaz shadow]

[peak plank]

after the game ig

[sterile prism]

May the Lord cut off the tongues of the evildoers who promote chess.

[keen parrot]

looks like someone got too mad they lost 😭

[silent quest]

I believe in anti nihilism

[primal mirage]

💀

[peak plank]

bast might be able to stalemate

nevermind

[primal mirage]

i hope... opponent has 3m though

[peak plank]

even I could play better.. (maybe)

@upbeat viper sorry for pining you a 5th time or smth but seriously. stop playing. ur tilted.

[primal mirage]

xDD, yeah its not going well rn

hes in another one

[peak plank]

bast is playing again

[primal mirage]

damn bro

[peak plank]

bruh

[paper lotus]

guys at least he didnt fall as bad as me, 1350 to 1200

[primal mirage]

he aiming for 2k at this rate ...

[peak plank]

yeah..

again...

[primal mirage]

lets see if the gxf3 again

ah nvm no bg4

[peak plank]

he keeps on playing vs scillian

[primal mirage]

yeah ikr

[peak plank]

yyeah black killed themsleves a lot quickly

[primal mirage]

fr

[paper lotus]

wait this is instrucitve, i always wanted to know how to play against the alapin

[peak plank]

a4 is interesting

[primal mirage]

vry interesting ...

[peak plank]

dont do what black is doing

[primal mirage]

luckily opponent played a5

fr black is fumbling

[paper lotus]

oo ok

[peak plank]

black is blocking off their LSB

[primal mirage]

😂

[peak plank]

which makes their positon a glorified french

[paper lotus]

id like my lsb outside of the pawn chain then play e6

[primal mirage]

lmao

[paper lotus]

(idk what im saying)

[primal mirage]

this is such a weird position

[peak plank]

bast can try a kingside attack tho

[primal mirage]

looks like chess960

[peak plank]

I like his positon

[primal mirage]

from blacks side

yeah vry nice, all blacks pieces on other side

[peak plank]

an that too

[primal mirage]

e6 weak now

so bb3 and re1...

[lime lava]

Lettem

[warm ibex]

hMMMMMMMMMMM

[primal mirage]

nvm

[paper lotus]

why do u have 1000-1199 and 2000-2199 role at the same time

🗿

[peak plank]

I felt like being one of them

I identify as 2k

and 1000

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> K L (pixelatedwins)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: K L (pixelatedwins)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1002 (1037 peak)
Blitz: 1113 (peak)
Bullet: 1279 (1485 peak)

[peak plank]

if that answers

[paper lotus]

i want to get better and chess and sweep irl tournaments

[peak plank]

(it doesnt)

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> blazene

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1212 (1346 peak)
Blitz: 771 (1020 peak)
Bullet: 752 (1143 peak)

[peak plank]

best way to do that is to be underrated and play in under section

[primal mirage]

ok i like his position

[paper lotus]

yes, im sucking at tactics rn so im trying to get my opening knowledge upto the mark

[peak plank]

wow we actually have an interesting ballenced game

idk if bast can defend f4 tho

[primal mirage]

fr// XDD

[paper lotus]

are u gm

[primal mirage]

im a bm

[primal mirage]

ye that bishop on b8 is sexy

[paper lotus]

never heard of that title before

[primal mirage]

i understand, its a special title

It's for ppl who make a lot of one-move blunders

[paper lotus]

blunder master

[grim edge]

Blunder master

[paper lotus]

i should have it then

[primal mirage]

!!

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[grim edge]

sup

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

:3

[peak plank]

b8 and b3 cancel

[primal mirage]

WWWW

[paper lotus]

HUH

[primal mirage]

true, but how to make progress

[paper lotus]

share profile link

i wanna see for myself

[primal mirage]

for both players it seems hard to make progress

[peak plank]

yeah

[primal mirage]

these bishops cover every square on the open file

[peak plank]

black can try f-pawn pushings tho

im somewhat concerened about that

[primal mirage]

ah yeah true

ig white double rooks on efile and play re8?

[peak plank]

yeah white can take that file

[primal mirage]

try to get queen deep into blacks position

tough one hmm

[paper lotus]

Qh4

[covert cosmos]

banned for spam

[peak plank]

yeah I also like qh4 for black

bc7 is pointless

[sour igloo]

Women☕

[peak plank]

maybe blak wants to try qd6

[primal mirage]

defo, qh4 was a good move, trying to bait g3

[sour igloo]

Women☕

[peak plank]

and... black blocks off the bishop

[sour igloo]

Women☕

[primal mirage]

ouch 💀 what a dumb move

[paper lotus]

2000s play so confusing

[primal mirage]

i like f3 tho ngl

[sour igloo]

Women☕

[paper lotus]

just mate already

[tired wren]

i'mma have fun blundering with her 💀💀

[sour igloo]

Women☕

[primal mirage]

blacks bishop will be sht for the rest of the game

[peak plank]

yeah, it kills the bishop on g7

[primal mirage]

yep

he shld play re1 and go re6 or try to

[paper lotus]

💀

[primal mirage]

yuh finally

[paper lotus]

Re8 now

[tired wren]

ppl here too sensitive for those kinda jokes or stuffs

[sour igloo]

Oops sorry

[primal mirage]

re7!

[sour igloo]

Im black btw

[silver patio]

@peak plank wdym bastouraa offered a draw

[tired wren]

lol, he deleted that

[silver patio]

i wanna know the lore

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[silent quest]

His opponents time

[tired wren]

de..

[paper lotus]

gottem

[tired wren]

demm

[keen parrot]

[sour igloo]

Nerds

[fresh wind]

oh what a shame, we can see deleted messages

[tired wren]

nuggets

[sonic nimbus]

guys can i share some of my mc builds here

[keen parrot]

probably not the best time to troll

[peak plank]

[primal mirage]

💀

[peak plank]

The positon is +5.

[tired wren]

too sleepy for that

[primal mirage]

ok if bast messes this up, im giving him a slap

[paper lotus]

Is Be4 a good move

[primal mirage]

no defo not, im just dirty minded

[peak plank]

yeah fr

[primal mirage]

5 to 1 min

[silver patio]

LMAO

[peak plank]

d5 is too strong

[paper lotus]

play d5

[lone zenith]

wo*760

[paper lotus]

YAY

[covert cosmos]

huh

[primal mirage]

!!

[silver patio]

same same but different

[primal mirage]

👏 alr one done, 4 to go

or maybe 3

[lone zenith]

thank you 😊

[tardy atlas]

[wary moss]

1.h4 - e5
2.Rh3!! - 1 - 0

[shrewd lily]

I've came back, hello buddy's

[peak plank]

bast stop

[primal mirage]

bros the most stubborn mod in chess.com 💀

[shrewd lily]

How's the night (or whatever) going?

[peak plank]

shit hes playing again

[primal mirage]

yeah 😭

if he blunders qf7

ok nvm

[pallid plinth]

Back up to 1500 finaly

[primal mirage]

WTF IS G5 💀

i mean bxh4* and g5

[wary moss]

Scholar's mate only works against 700's or 900's in bullet

[primal mirage]

thats a sad bishop

[nimble niche]

scholars mate mentioned

[shrewd lily]

Eglund better.. fried liver in case..

I loved playing fried liver from time to time..

[wary moss]

Eglund can be countered very easy ngl

[nimble niche]

but noone knows how to do it apparently

[wary moss]

Reversed sicilian

Kinda idk

[shrewd lily]

Definitely not, but you should learn it.

[covert cosmos]

OwO

[shrewd lily]

Avoid symmetrical openings like e4 e5, they're bad for begginers.

[primal mirage]

wtf 💀

what beginners supposed to play then, a4? 😭

[shrewd lily]

D4?

[primal mirage]

d4 d5

[shrewd lily]

C4?

[primal mirage]

c4 c5

nf3? nf6

[wary moss]

Well, kinda opens up c but diaognals are weak in king's casteling so i think it's an inacuraccy

[keen parrot]

i mean e4 e5 doesnt have to be symmetrical if you are white

[shrewd lily]

D4 D5 C4 is definitely not symmetrical opening

[primal mirage]

d4 d5 c4 c5 is possible

[keen parrot]

you can play kings gambit, danish, scotch (gambit), ruy exchange

[primal mirage]

one of my friends used to play it all the time

W bast winning again

[shrewd lily]

This is not symmetrical anyway

[peak plank]

Nixe

[shrewd lily]

Like.. it's has another gameplay

[peak plank]

*nice

[peak plank]

Ruy exchange is actually underrated tho fr

[shrewd lily]

Play Sicilian, be cool.

[primal mirage]

as a beginner u want em to play sicilian

[keen parrot]

i really hate facing it ngl

just so boring makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[primal mirage]

yuh

[wary moss]

Lichess detected

[shrewd lily]

Why not, huh?

[primal mirage]

complicated

WTF

[shrewd lily]

If you want to learn, you just have to play complicated openings.

[primal mirage]

HE HUNG MATE IN ONE, WTFFF NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @peak plank

[primal mirage]

to an extend ... i think sicilian as a beginner isnt rly the play

intermediate its defo rly good, like around 1400+

bro 😭

[paper lotus]

NAHHHHH

[shrewd lily]

Ahh, I forgot about existence of -1000

[paper lotus]

NO WAY 😭

[jagged fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-asyjdauu-gif-16491934308297234021

[shrewd lily]

Steinitz Countergambit

[primal mirage]

💀

❤️ love

idgaf what ppl say, its a hot opening

[shrewd lily]

And what? It's still good counterplay

I just love it, I love queens gambit much, so counterstenitz one love.

+- similar

[nimble niche]

how about englund

[covert cosmos]

englund bad

[jagged fiber]

Kings gambit >>>>

[primal mirage]

imma be honest, i play queens gambit without theory

like ive never studied qg theory, i just play whatever looks good when i play qg

cuz sometimes i feel like playing bg5 instead of bf4 with c4

🤣 london can relate

[nimble niche]

i mean i can win with the englund so either the englund is not bad or my opponents are absolutely garbage

[shrewd lily]

Shit, has easy counterplay.

[nimble niche]

theoretically shit and practically shit are two very different things

[lone zenith]

damn i didnt see this msg until now

thanks man

means a lot to me

[lone zenith]

barnes opening fools mate>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..

[primal mirage]

how we go from +5 to -5

fr

[peak plank]

bast losing again

[keen parrot]

i mean its solid but who in their right mind would call london "hot"

[peak plank]

[primal mirage]

😭

[primal mirage]

he blundered mate in one in +5 btw

back rank mate

[elfin pebble]

Bro for some reason I am thinking about cheesy chess pick up lines lmao

[peak plank]

bast tilting to 2k

[elfin pebble]

Dont judge 😭

[paper lotus]

no offense but when do i get to play 2000s like that or does this only happen when they face other 2000s

both sides played bad

[primal mirage]

💀 idk

[pallid plinth]

200 elo or lower gang

[primal mirage]

if ppl tiltin they could drop a lot in performance

[restive storm]

London System

[grim edge]

hi chat

[compact beacon]

halo

[ebon wharf]

Hello Bro

[shrewd lily]

well.. folks..

Lemme think a little bit.. for an interesting question...
what's your favor opening?

[glossy radish]

hi kiddos

[shrewd lily]

everyone say's hi, but nobody starts discussion, how pretty...

lonely.

[glossy radish]

bc no one cares

[shrewd lily]

yea

[glossy radish]

that’s just the truth

[shrewd lily]

they all just come, and went away.

[glossy radish]

yeah bye

[shrewd lily]

bye huh

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot i raced monza :D

[keen parrot]

pog

[keen parrot]

hi v

[solid cairn]

@lament jacinth get online right now

[glossy radish]

hi kiddo

[solid cairn]

Hello

[keen parrot]

damn bro shes probably asleep

[solid cairn]

[glacial fulcrum]

On what car

[glossy radish]

car

[fierce pivot]

Audi r8 baby

[glossy radish]

damn

[fierce pivot]

holy shit discord ate up that quality lol

MMM GLITCHY LICENSE PLATE

[keen parrot]

yep lol

[glacial fulcrum]

Damn, but that's not very hard to drive from my experience

[keen parrot]

will you ever link your chess.com account?

[glacial fulcrum]

Probably lol

Lemme do it rn

[fierce pivot]

yeah its my fave car because its very smoooth

[glacial fulcrum]

What game this is btw

[glacial fulcrum]

How do I do it

[keen parrot]

do /connect

[silent quest]

/connect

[fierce pivot]

Assetto corsa

[glacial fulcrum]

Competitioze or normal one?

[fierce pivot]

normal :D

[glacial fulcrum]

That's cool

[fierce pivot]

also its competizione

[glacial fulcrum]

You have both?

[fierce pivot]

unfortunately not yet

[glacial fulcrum]

I was about to say you should try to drive Mclaren F1

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[glacial fulcrum]

Bcse that's one btch of a car

It literally feels like its only matter is to kill the driver

[glacial fulcrum]

Hi

[tulip lichen]

bro

[keen parrot]

Hi

[tulip lichen]

nvm

[solid cairn]

aha fork

[lament jacinth]

Fork

[fierce pivot]

nah, them flying mercedes' got it

[solid cairn]

Yoo liya

[peak plank]

london 🥶

[solid cairn]

finally

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-osu-btmc-pain-stare-gif-26323635

[solid cairn]

What

[glacial fulcrum]

Speaking about Mercedes, my favorite one is Sauber C9 😍

It sooo fast and smooth

[rigid horizon]

my face when I first got mated by an early queen attack

[pliant compass]

chess anyone

[keen parrot]

cursed asf, delete this right now

[fierce pivot]

im drawing that one soon :)

[fierce pivot]

@glacial fulcrum

[solid cairn]

Ok i won my game

[keen parrot]

🔥

[glacial fulcrum]

Omg that's cool

[solid cairn]

Ok @lament jacinth

[glacial fulcrum]

Probably most sexy mercedes ever

[glacial fulcrum]

No wonder why it was car in which Schumacher debuted

[solid cairn]

Lets do this, where is @daring wadi wait what poetic left???

[supple imp]

Sup

[keen parrot]

yeah he left

[solid cairn]

this instantly gave me a flashback of those monster energy drink covers of very intimate drawings

[solid cairn]

Why?

[keen parrot]

you should touch some grass

[fierce pivot]

today's puzzle was ASS holy shit

[solid cairn]

Dude no it was from, over a couple months ago

[silent quest]

No way

He was a super fun guy

[solid cairn]

yeah

[silent quest]

altho he ignored me

[solid cairn]

Why did he leave?

[keen parrot]

idk man i didnt ask him

[solid cairn]

you little

[silent quest]

Perhaps because someone accused him of cheating?

[solid cairn]

?

[silent quest]

Idk much i just opened dc to him saying it was hurtful to be straight up targeted somethin

[solid cairn]

Ah perhaps it was because of homophobia>

[silent quest]

It was about some dude calling him fake because he didn't play much matches but is 1800

[glacial fulcrum]

What's your favorite car btw

[silent quest]

But i doubt he'd leave because of that

@glacial fulcrum what's your fav

[glacial fulcrum]

Counting racing ones too

[solid cairn]

Dayum, seems like yeah wha u said

[silent quest]

In f1

[warm spindle]

thats what they all say bub

[glacial fulcrum]

All eras?

[grim edge]

anyone wanna see how i beat duolingo

[silent quest]

Yeah

[glacial fulcrum]

2007 Mclaren

[fierce pivot]

Italya nissan r92cp. most beautiful car on the planet and nissan's most successful group C. it also won suzuka. right now this car is lost to time, but the calsonic livery isn't and is still very active

[fierce pivot]

ferrari f10 for me

[rigid horizon]

true

[solid cairn]

@lament jacinth

[glacial fulcrum]

Dayuum nice

[solid cairn]

@lament jacinth Cmon chess right now 30 minute

[silent quest]

Kimi

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/magnussen-cube-gif-18673005

[keen parrot]

maybe she doesnt want to?

[fierce pivot]

yes i know thats kmag

[solid cairn]

were you even here yesterday

[glacial fulcrum]

Way that Kimi stole title from both of them was so funny lol

[keen parrot]

im always here

[supple imp]

Nah she just died

[solid cairn]

no.

[silent quest]

Truly

[supple imp]

Rip liya

[lament jacinth]

STOP PINGING ME

[solid cairn]

nooooooo

[silent quest]

Maybe she's out of yoghurt

[solid cairn]

LIYA

[lament jacinth]

Im at school

[supple imp]

Her life in the coal mines won't be forgotten

[solid cairn]

💀 bro its thanksgiving break

ITS LITERALLY THE WEEKEND

[lament jacinth]

Im not American

[keen parrot]

not everyone celebrates the genocide of american natives

[solid cairn]

[supple imp]

Bruv doesn't know what time zones are

[keen parrot]

also yeah its monday in australia

[lament jacinth]

It'ds Monday 7 28 am

[keen parrot]

[solid cairn]

time zones nly achiee up to a day

my grammar sucks

[silent quest]

Damn time zones

[solid cairn]

Do you guys wanna watch me wreck some 1000's

[glacial fulcrum]

But if counting 2014- era, probably 2019 Toro Rosso, I know this is hot take lol

[lament jacinth]

anyway bubye

[solid cairn]

bye, see you later

[keen parrot]

dont fall asleep in class

[solid cairn]

and dont eat yogurt in class

[keen parrot]

who eats yogurt in class

bro self reacted 😭

[solid cairn]

Liya eats yogurt during chess and it made her blunder her queen

[solid cairn]

i dont wanna talkl about it

[silent quest]

Eh

[glacial fulcrum]

Reaction that I would expect

I just like the mix of colors

[silent quest]

Fair enough

[solid cairn]

@native axle @finite jasper

[native axle]

Sup?

[solid cairn]

hello

[native axle]

Hello there

[silent quest]

@native axle lovethe pfp man

[solid cairn]

im gonna go beat up some 1000's, wanna watch

[native axle]

Rather beat me

[solid cairn]

yo what 💀

[native axle]

Let's play a rapid

[solid cairn]

kinky.

Oh.

[solid cairn]

ok after this game im in

[oak slate]

Hey

[native axle]

You lil piece of [London SYstem]

[native axle]

Cool

[solid cairn]

dead chat

[peak plank]

chess.com post

holy shit bast is still playing

[grim edge]

I want to murder someone

[merry cedar]

Guys I literally got freaking diamond subscription for 1 month because of Duolingo

[grim edge]

Wait really?

[merry cedar]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Time to download Duolingo

[solid cairn]

what

[finite jasper]

Real

[solid cairn]

is this ggs

[supple delta]

Broo 😅😅I feel ya man

[solid cairn]

@native axle lets run it bbg

[native axle]

Yeah

[solid cairn]

bet

[fiery beacon]

looks like white tried to latter mate himself lmao

[finite jasper]

latter

[solid cairn]

FR extreme L

I know how to make people mad, like really mad

[fiery beacon]

shut up i meant to say that

[native axle]

I've sent you a challenge

[fiery beacon]

because uhh

[native axle]

@solid cairn

[fiery beacon]

uhhh i thought it would be funnier

[finite jasper]

🌚

[fiery beacon]

i totally know exactly how to spell ladder

[solid cairn]

yeah it was lagging

send it again\

[keen parrot]

where did everyone go rip

[solid cairn]

oops

[fiery beacon]

they ascended to the outside world. they got off of their chairs and out of their beds and went outside for a while.

[grim edge]

Can you dm me the details on how to claim

[fiery beacon]

it's peaceful out there.

[soft star]

Cap

[keen parrot]

real, unfortunately its 10pm, below freezing and pitch black outside

[solid cairn]

So first, win a game amd be toxic and then not accept their rematch request

it will make them seeth

[soft star]

Win a game and call them a n****

[solid cairn]

bro 💀

[soft star]

Good enough for me

[storm pine]

sco pu tu manaaa

[finite jasper]

People who do this are lame as hell lol

[solid cairn]

its funny though

[stone quiver]

Me as 600 elo when someone tells i use stockfish:

[native axle]

Aye Reese

[solid cairn]

pluh

[native axle]

We shall play later

[solid cairn]

ok

[native axle]

The last mate was beautiful tho

[solid cairn]

no

[sleek oriole]

dead chat

[native axle]

Dang i got like 2 brilliants in that game

Explains why I yet remain undefeated by the lord maguns carslberg

[solid cairn]

no

[dreamy siren]

I'm sure they were nice finds but the algorithm for brilliancies on chess.com misrepresent reality by referring to sacrificial moves which are merely fine as “brilliant”. They are usually 2/3 move basic calculations. Some non sacrificial moves are challenging to find but chess.com misrepresents this.

[native axle]

Yeah I do realise , it's good dopamine nonetheless

[dreamy siren]

There's a lot of ways to get dopamine that don't involve getting deceived by corporate greedy marketers

[native axle]

I beat kids

[dreamy siren]

Stop dude. In all seriousness my point is brilliant moves on chess.com are just emotional manipulation. It's a marketing scheme to emotionally appeal to beginners

[native axle]

You're right , that is what I said!

[grim edge]

just checkmated somebody in ten moves. only thing i said was "sorry"

[native axle]

We ain't spending no money to see those blue double exclamations anyday tho

[dreamy siren]

Oh you'd be surprised. A lot of people do

[native axle]

I did that mistake

Then I found the commie substitute to cc

Life has been easier since

[umbral wind]

Making my way downtown

[strong blaze]

these 600s are getting me banned bro 🙏 🙏

[dreamy siren]

Lichess? I mean ik this is a chess.com server but lichess>chess.com

[native axle]

I do all my training stuff on lichess

But that rating system they got there

[dreamy siren]

Ehhh not necessarily. Would have to see the actual game because that game review stuff can be misleading at times.

[crimson meadow]

real

[grim edge]

Hi !
Does anyone know if there is a cashprize in the daily FOA Rated blitz tournaments ?

[thick swift]

Let them cook

[native axle]

Is kinda weird , you get like really less rating points once you play alot of matches

[young pagoda]

Probably not

[native axle]

It's glicko or some shit idk

[young pagoda]

Wait what is FOA again

[strong blaze]

nah ive been reported many times already ive tried getting my rating up but i still fase weaker players

[umbral wind]

How do you know you’ve been reported

[strong blaze]

Ppl told

[grim edge]

Why did you answer if you don't know ?

[umbral wind]

Fide Online Arena I’m guessing

[native axle]

Anyone wanna play some rapid chess?

[young pagoda]

I thought I did and then forgot

[native axle]

(1.5k+)

[grim edge]

Yeah

[dreamy siren]

Tbh I have an uncommon opinion: My least favorite part of lichess is letting people have the option to ask for take backs. It's good for mouseslip situations but people ask for it on mistakes they made that weren't mouseslips then act like the other person is being a bad sport not letting them take back the mistake they made. I think no take backs is better that's one thing I find better about chess.com but yes lichess overall is better. Lichess doesn't try to ruthlessly deceive people for marketing purposes

[little elm]

foa sends me emails sometimes

[native axle]

Totally agree with that stark

[young pagoda]

Yeah it should be removed because you obviously can’t do that in a real tournament

[little elm]

you can disable give more time and takebacks

[native axle]

The study section and puzzles are just too good to have for free fr too

[grim edge]

Yup, there was a paid tournament yesterday. That's what led me to wonder if there are smaller cashprizes in the smaller tournaments - or none at all

[dreamy siren]

Like I'd like it as an attempt to take back mouseslips but inevitably people ask for them in situations where they made the mistake so they shouldn't get another chance

[young pagoda]

Yeah agreed

I don’t let people take moves back

They can learn from their mistake

[umbral wind]

Where’s everyone at!?

[young pagoda]

Wdym

[umbral wind]

The actives are not here

[young pagoda]

Dunno

[dreamy siren]

It's unfortunate that there's no way to limit it to mouseslips cause you can't prove that

[keen parrot]

ignore the takeback offer and let their time drain while they hope you accept

[umbral wind]

Not starky moaning about things that DO NOT matter in the slightest

[keen parrot]

im here just watching tv

[umbral wind]

Focus on chess

[young pagoda]

I love when people spam draw requests

[dreamy siren]

Yep I've done that before lol

[young pagoda]

It’s so funny

[dreamy siren]

Bro I'm not even moaning about anything wtf you talking about?

[thick swift]

Yeah take backs aren’t very good in tournament matches, if the losing opponent asks for a take back on a mistake you know wasn’t an accident, it just makes the winner feel bad. However, I agree with you that unlike chess.com, Lichess is slightly less money driven

Key word is slightly

[grim edge]

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