💬〡general-off-topic

[main vapor]

im going lowtiergod onto character assistant on character.ai rn lol

[grim edge]

Unless it’s a souncloud rapper

Then hell nah

[covert cosmos]

beb

[quartz haven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1TFMbpkqG4

what yall hear while playing chess

[arctic heart]

hard to say without getting judged

[keen parrot]

do tell

[keen parrot]

no catgirls driving cars?

[arctic heart]

No cats driving cars

[covert cosmos]

yes

[nova verge]

hi

[stable mirage]

aw :(

[keen parrot]

[arctic heart]

feel free to ride motorcycles tho

and rockets

[stable mirage]

oh okay

I’ll just walk though thanks

[arctic heart]

Common Burger King Moldova W

[grim edge]

Either i slow down the trip or i speed up the visa man ion wanna leave ya

Grab eliza take er to ebiza

[stable mirage]

actually cringe

[grim edge]

DOGS MANE 🐶

[arctic heart]

Since y'all keep killing the chat i'll come up with another problem

what is the units number of 4 to the power of 846?

[grim edge]

Why just why

[grim edge]

No stay down

[arctic heart]

i think it might be a joke

[tulip lichen]

there's 1 murderer in a room with 10 people inside it one person kills the murderer then how many people that aren't murderers are in the room?

[grim edge]

Made my skin crawl

[arctic heart]

8?

1 is deceased and the other one is a murderer

[keen parrot]

9

[arctic heart]

what are you on

[grim edge]

I havent slept in nearly 48 hours im not mathing rn

[arctic heart]

the person now became a murderer

[keen parrot]

murderer kills hmself

[tulip lichen]

what are you on bro

it's an easy question you're 19 bruv

[keen parrot]

how is my answer wrong tf

[arctic heart]

y'all wrong

[tulip lichen]

yeah because the killer of the murderer becomes a murderer

[arctic heart]

10 is the real answer

[keen parrot]

what if the murderer kiIls himself

[arctic heart]

the murderer is actually innocent and was framed

[tulip lichen]

fr

[keen parrot]

answer can be 9 too

[tulip lichen]

1 person kills the murderr

i didn't say he kills himself

[keen parrot]

murderer is a person too

[tulip lichen]

chill out lowtiergod

[keen parrot]

think outside of the box

[arctic heart]

his death is described as homicide not suicide 🤓 🤞

[tulip lichen]

stfu

go work lil bro

[grim edge]

Hello

[tulip lichen]

that dollar tree cheese aint gon grate itself

[young pagoda]

Yeah

[grim edge]

stfu all

[tulip lichen]

ay chill out bruv

[grim edge]

I'm new boss here

[tulip lichen]

i have a kniofe in me jacket

[arctic heart]

quick questions are mom jokes allowed

[grim edge]

Stfu

[arctic heart]

Stfd

[tulip lichen]

idk im not a mod

break it up kids

[young pagoda]

Yes

[grim edge]

STFU

[tulip lichen]

don't listen to him

i got banned on another chess server

[grim edge]

what is y'all religon ?

[tulip lichen]

when someguy told me it's okay to say smth

[grim edge]

why

[tulip lichen]

NO RELIGION TALK LIL BRO

[arctic heart]

describe religon

[keen parrot]

religon 💀

[grim edge]

why did u assume I give a sht

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-smile-grin-jjk-yuji-itadori-gif-18924114

[grim edge]

Stfu we need to got o heaven

[arctic heart]

Bro's talking about geometry

[grim edge]

I need to

[dawn yew]

the belief in and worship of a superhuman power or powers, especially a God or gods.
"ideas about the relationship between science and religion"
a particular system of faith and worship.
plural noun: religions
"the world's great religions"
a pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance.
"consumerism is the new religion"

[tulip lichen]

no religion talk bro

[keen parrot]

jesse, we need to go to heaven jesse

[tulip lichen]

the mods keep reminding us

[grim edge]

stfu you can't stop me from spreading the gospel

[dawn yew]

no religion, go talk abt politics

[arctic heart]

Only kirby cult

[grim edge]

Christ is gonna punish them dw

[arctic heart]

let's talk about each others moms

[keen parrot]

[tulip lichen]

nah we can't talk about religion politics or lgbt

[arctic heart]

why not lgbt tho

[tulip lichen]

the mods don't want everyone constantly arguing ig

[dawn yew]

ye

[tulip lichen]

idk ask them not me

[grim edge]

so server is faccist ?

[tulip lichen]

faccist?

[dawn yew]

THIS SERVER IS ABOUT CHESS MOFO WATCHU EXPECT

[grim edge]

how

[tulip lichen]

bro it's a chess server

[dawn yew]

HOW WHAT

[grim edge]

how did u assume I asked

[arctic heart]

That's nice and all but have you tried the Queen's Gambit?

[dawn yew]

Kekw

[tulip lichen]

they don't make us not talk about religion because they're atheists (they're not atheists) it's because they don't want religion arguements constantly

[dawn yew]

Neither did I fukcing ask about your fictional ducking god

[tulip lichen]

literally everymod has a religion

[keen parrot]

yes, without the athiest part

[arctic heart]

damn that was lame

[tulip lichen]

we can't talk about it in this chess server tho

[young pagoda]

Guys it’s a chess server

[tulip lichen]

i'm saying they aint atheists

[arctic heart]

answer my question please

[tulip lichen]

bro that's the most common opening smh

[young pagoda]

Let’s stick to conversations like that

[tulip lichen]

after e4 e5 ofc

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chess nerd

[arctic heart]

genius

[young pagoda]

Yup

[grim edge]

bro's a nerd lol

[young pagoda]

Not gonna deny it

[grim edge]

Embrace masculinty!

reject modernity

mm hiii chaatt

[grim edge]

Hello gаy

[arctic heart]

reject modernity return to monke

[grim edge]

helloo

[tulip lichen]

it's a chess server ya حمار

[arctic heart]

wassup

[grim edge]

omg he knows my pronouns

[grim edge]

Hiii whismyyy

[grim edge]

Don't care!

[grim edge]

holy shit its chat

[arctic heart]

no shit sherlock

[grim edge]

Didn't ask!

[grim edge]

mashu im under two blankets am wearing two sweaters and im still cold

[tulip lichen]

it's a chess server 80% of the people here are nerds bro

[arctic heart]

85% and only rising

[grim edge]

Hey why is your name purple

[grim edge]

wasnt telling u hon

[grim edge]

So we should bully them to become better

or pink

[grim edge]

shut uр! Don't tag me !

[arctic heart]

what kind of bullying did you suffer in school

[tulip lichen]

it's a chess server bro

[grim edge]

what if i like. eat you

[primal shore]

@grim edge ily

[grim edge]

No I'm saying we should bully them

munch

[grim edge]

No tag! Shut uр!

[tulip lichen]

don't incourage bullying bro that's not good

[grim edge]

@primal shore hiiiiiiiiiii omggggg

[grim edge]

We will make them better

[grim edge]

bet u taste like corn on the cob

[primal shore]

Whiskey my beer is done fermenting

[grim edge]

If we bully the chess nerds

[primal shore]

I'm drinking it now

[grim edge]

how r u so cool smh

oh bad idea

[primal shore]

It's like a solid 9-11%

[young pagoda]

I leave for 1 minute and now everyone became bullies and cannibals

[grim edge]

shut uр! U soon gonna test the taste of my fists

[arctic heart]

bad percentage choice

[supple delta]

I dont mind if someone BULLIES me cause I'm nerdy

[primal shore]

for why

[tulip lichen]

nah you took the fried liver attack a lil too seriously

[grim edge]

Okay let's start bullying this guy @everyone

[primal shore]

That's like peak beer %

[grim edge]

the only reason your mother didnt abort you was bc she was afraid of scarring

[supple delta]

Sure

[grim edge]

get ur face ready

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[grim edge]

🥺

[arctic heart]

it's also illegal

[supple delta]

Hello

[grim edge]

fist is coming

[tulip lichen]

bro that doesn't ping everyone

[primal shore]

Hai tilty

[young pagoda]

Dam

[arctic heart]

hi

[grim edge]

@keen parrot :3

[keen parrot]

:3

[grim edge]

good. Let's start bullying them now @supple delta is first victim

[grim edge]

in ur barbaric part of the world smh

[tulip lichen]

bro you're talking over text what fists

[grim edge]

@supple delta yo bitсh nеrd

[grim edge]

I boosted the server

[supple delta]

Broo I said bully not make me laugh

[young pagoda]

W

[grim edge]

Ohkkk was just curious

[arctic heart]

like more than half of the world? lol

[tulip lichen]

AY SHUT UP BRUV

[young pagoda]

Bully gets bullied

[tulip lichen]

fr

[primal shore]

@grim edge I could fold you, while drunk

[grim edge]

Poor u I'm outside with a short sleeve shirt on lol

[keen parrot]

lmao you are always drinking, jealous...

[supple delta]

Now that's KO

[young pagoda]

That problem has an easy solution

[arctic heart]

you need an epic comeback

[primal shore]

Im splurging a bit this weekend + my beer is done fermenting

[grim edge]

Once again unable to drink helping stuff move around 😔

[grim edge]

thats sad 😭😭😭😭 go inside

[upbeat viper]

Yabure kabure no yabuisha ga

[grim edge]

hi bast

[grim edge]

It's like 7 degree

[keen parrot]

[primal shore]

I ain't brew this shit for this long to not immediately try it

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bast why do u never acknowledge me

[young pagoda]

Do you play the French

[upbeat viper]

Takeyabu no naka e sutta kora sa

[grim edge]

shut uр nerd! U can only play chess

[arctic heart]

alive chat

[upbeat viper]

hi whismy

[keen parrot]

ok weeb

[upbeat viper]

no I don't play the french

I am the french

[grim edge]

I'm out with my family

[primal shore]

I'm in the military

[arctic heart]

german military

[grim edge]

Was that french cause i didn’t understand a single word

[grim edge]

u are in the military of John Cena

[arctic heart]

i would be scared tbh

[primal shore]

Canadian military smh

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

she tary on the mili till I'm in or something

[primal shore]

I wish the German military

[young pagoda]

It wasn’t

[arctic heart]

thought you said you were german

[primal shore]

Maybe then we'd have some funding

[primal shore]

I'm

[grim edge]

Just making sure lol my french should be pretty proficient

[young pagoda]

Je parle francais

[grim edge]

No because I would bully u and u'd quit

[primal shore]

But I live in Canada

[primal shore]

Non francais

[grim edge]

Canada is Britain

[keen parrot]

smh yall don't know about german part of canada?

[grim edge]

Ooh je parle francais aussi

[arctic heart]

brilliant

[grim edge]

tu parler français?

[upbeat viper]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

Ca va?

[keen parrot]

muie

[primal shore]

its part of the commonwealth, but the British Isles are very much not Canada

[arctic heart]

Britain is the island lol

[primal shore]

Ca va bein

[grim edge]

Zut i mean dang

[keen parrot]

bein 💀

[grim edge]

Canada is English property

[arctic heart]

it's the Great British Empire you are refering to

[grim edge]

Ca va bean 😂

[primal shore]

Shhh

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https://tenor.com/view/brick-wall-gif-25422199

[young pagoda]

Est-ce que tu parles en espanol?

[keen parrot]

someone didn't pay attention in french class rip

[main vapor]

sex

[grim edge]

canada is very gаy

[supple delta]

I can't understand what's going on

[primal shore]

if that's true then transylvania is Hungarian

[arctic heart]

QUE TIENE LOS TIEMPOS?

[grim edge]

yo bitсh nerd

[keen parrot]

NO

[arctic heart]

India is English property (ban speedrun)

[young pagoda]

Bro is pulling out the Hungarian

[keen parrot]

hands off my transylvania!

[grim edge]

No its ohio

[supple delta]

Broo that's a war if you say that

[grim edge]

Non le francais, c’ est superieux

[keen parrot]

that's more valid

[main vapor]

what is this: racist

[arctic heart]

Is kosovo serbian territory tho

[primal shore]

||it's all soviet to me||

[keen parrot]

its romanian

[young pagoda]

Hopefully none of the mods are Indian

I am though

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

The teritory yes, the ppl there are not.

[main vapor]

answer this

[grim edge]

Fr lol

[arctic heart]

not accurate we aren't that tall

[keen parrot]

im purple you cannot be purple

[supple delta]

This was good 😅

[main vapor]

@left lava

[grim edge]

Ohio doesnt exist

[keen parrot]

bro they are like 5'4 😭

[arctic heart]

still

[grim edge]

How did u assume I asked for your opinion ?

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

It wasnt an opinion

[unique beacon]

i have played 2000games and still at 600elo

[arctic heart]

Isn't Ohio an US State

[grim edge]

Why did u assume I asked for ur opinion ?

Your commitment is top tier

[gentle hornet]

Can someone help me? I got banned for no reason

[young pagoda]

No it’s a state of the moon

[tulip lichen]

@primal shore stardenburdenhardenbart

[grim edge]

Anyway

[arctic heart]

Coolest kid in 4th grade

[supple delta]

That's sad (if true)

[grim edge]

I live near ohio

[young pagoda]

Highly unlikely

[grim edge]

When did I ask

[primal shore]

Child's play

[main vapor]

reply to this and i reply to you with your user ID put in a teqnique i use

[unique beacon]

whats your elo

[tulip lichen]

yeah german always works

[arctic heart]

Coolest kid in 4th grade

[grim edge]

Canada is english

[supple delta]

1500

[finite jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/2007-was-5months-months-2007was5months-ago-gif-26534748

[unique beacon]

how many games

[young pagoda]

Alright bucko

[grim edge]

omg same

[keen parrot]

favorite german city?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-asked-6million-years-who-asked-fartic-gif-20339864

[primal shore]

Canada is Canada

[supple delta]

I'm actually a trash chess player

[arctic heart]

evolution passed him by (Carl Quote)

[grim edge]

English*

[primal shore]

Anywhere but Berlin and düslesorf

[main vapor]

<user is 516007244677251075>

[keen parrot]

berlin aint all bad

[grim edge]

I still got some love deep inside of mee please drag it outta mee

[young pagoda]

Oh no

I was exposed

[arctic heart]

like Hamburg

[grim edge]

drake fan if u couldnt tell

[grim edge]

seems like evolution skipped black people

[arctic heart]

Borussia or Munich

[primal shore]

As someone who grew up in Berlin, very mid. Wouldn't recommend

Munich better

[grim edge]

@grim edge <@&745328830649991179> yall agree with bro? 🤔

[grim edge]

because u are soft I will humble you

[keen parrot]

Bremen on top ngl

[supple delta]

Broo what's with your profile?

[grim edge]

Lmao

[arctic heart]

agreed

[primal shore]

soft eh

[grim edge]

Still a fire track

[grim edge]

Soyboy. I will destroy you

Ye not bad

[primal shore]

What are you like 13? 14??

[keen parrot]

she would absolutely dominate me so you are light work

[supple delta]

Nah I'm saying who is it ?

[arctic heart]

What happened to you

[primal shore]

I ain't even a boy bro ☠️☠️

[finite jasper]

average darth vader pfp

[primal shore]

ayo

[supple delta]

Okay

[keen parrot]

ayo not like that

i meant in combat obviously

[arctic heart]

Darth Vader is overrated

[arctic heart]

Anakin sucks

[finite jasper]

average discordian humor

[keen parrot]

i already have someone else for that

[grim edge]

Canada is english teritory
Germany is Russian
France is french

[keen parrot]

"France is french" no way

[arctic heart]

10/10 Geography knowledge certainly american

[grim edge]

I'm North American

Canada is English yet a lot speak french

[primal shore]

English is Norwegian, Ukraine is Swedish and Philippines is ameircan

[grim edge]

Its still english teritory

[arctic heart]

I suppose you are mexican but i could be wrong

[grim edge]

No

[keen parrot]

Wrong, Philippines is Romanian 🔥

[primal shore]

yup

[grim edge]

Ukraine is Russian

[arctic heart]

China is Brazilian 😎

[keen parrot]

this summer

[primal shore]

Russia is Ukrainian, clearly someone skipped history

[keen parrot]

coming to a cinema near you

[primal shore]

Russia wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the kyivian rus

[grim edge]

We are all just remnants of pangea

[keen parrot]

you are such a gooner ong

idk what it means but i might be spitting

[grim edge]

shut uр

Goner**

[keen parrot]

what does it mean

[grim edge]

so I will destroy them

🤣

Ayooo

[keen parrot]

lmao

[grim edge]

Whatever happens never respond to yourself in a chat

[arctic heart]

you watch corn? i eat it

[primal shore]

Search "cornhub" it's genuinely one of the funniest websites I've ever seen

[keen parrot]

im so funny right dahlia

[arctic heart]

fr?

[primal shore]

Not an innuendo, search it

[grim edge]

Stop! Its against Christ

[arctic heart]

No dude corn is fine

[grim edge]

stop lusting I will destroy u

[arctic heart]

you just can't eat human meat (if christian)

[primal shore]

Bro I can't even eat corn now? Fk being orthodox

[grim edge]

I will destroy u

[keen parrot]

im lusting so hard rn oooohhh

[grim edge]

in the name of Christ

[primal shore]

<@&745328830649991179> can you get rid of this overripe barry

[keen parrot]

smh

[grim edge]

Do u want to fall in the name of Christ too ?

[arctic heart]

i was having fun

[keen parrot]

overripe barry

[arctic heart]

now the chat will die again

[grim edge]

I'm Christ's strongest solider.

[grim edge]

U literally dissed black ppl five minutes ago dont pull up religious now buddy

[keen parrot]

Christstrongest

[primal shore]

You're like 8 years old go play fortnite

[grim edge]

I’ll flame u quick

[arctic heart]

fortnite fell off

play rocket league

[primal shore]

never liked fortnite

Rocket league is absolute horse doodoo

[keen parrot]

RL fell off hard ever since they went free to play

[grim edge]

in the name of Christ u shall fall by my sword

[arctic heart]

the community is but i had fun for a while

[primal shore]

I ain't playing footie in a car I'm gonna play footie irl

[keen parrot]

hell ye

[arctic heart]

footie in a car is fun

[keen parrot]

too bad its -8

[primal shore]

mate im ngl ima have so much fun gunning you down if you pull up

[keen parrot]

you should maybe not say this

[primal shore]

Probably not

[grim edge]

I mean

[grim edge]

I will sue u

[keen parrot]

I've said worse

[primal shore]

Spitting facs tho 🥱🥱

[arctic heart]

just don't shoot more than once so it's not self-defence anymore

[keen parrot]

can't sue if you are dead though

[grim edge]

chat i cant sleep 😭

[primal shore]

I don't live in America, you can't sue me for blinking

[grim edge]

Christ is protecting me I can't die like that

[arctic heart]

wth do i have to do with that

[keen parrot]

my Christ is stronger

[grim edge]

I havent slept in prolly 44 hours

[grim edge]

i am so tired

[primal shore]

Bros the second comming

[arctic heart]

you don't preach christianity with violence

[grim edge]

christ is gay btw

Ima head home and catch the biggest zzs of my life

[primal shore]

I warship free ponds so I win

[arctic heart]

you make us look stupid

[grim edge]

Don't mock Christ or u will pay ( I will make sure )

[grim edge]

throw some here lol

[primal shore]

Honkkkkkk mimimimimi

[grim edge]

I will use sword

[primal shore]

Honnnnnnkkkkkk mimimimimimi

[keen parrot]

pondus is my saint

[grim edge]

Im going to act like i know what this means

I will sue in the name of Christ

[grim edge]

ur so right

Oh i see

I dont actually snore lol

[arctic heart]

you really wrote lowercase

[keen parrot]

so based

[primal shore]

We must erect a monastery in ponds honer

[grim edge]

My sister sounds like a damn horse tho

mmmm erect

[keen parrot]

Church of pond

[fiery beacon]

Joke stealer

[grim edge]

hi mr e

[fiery beacon]

I was about to say that

[arctic heart]

make it hard and resistant

[fiery beacon]

Hewwo

[keen parrot]

Pond sacrifice

[arctic heart]

nature won't be able to take it down

[primal shore]

Ayo praising?

[fresh wind]

lol they left because I timed them out for a day

[grim edge]

hi rinqed

[keen parrot]

W

[grim edge]

Win win

rinqed ur beautiful

[primal shore]

Tyty

[gray cloud]

asd

[grim edge]

Discovered attack w

[arctic heart]

What was he even trying to do 💀

[grim edge]

im gods strongest soldier my tummy hurts 😭😭😭😭😭

Who cares

[arctic heart]

that's for sure

[primal shore]

Tryna spread the word ig lmao

[keen parrot]

convert us ig

[fallen valley]

I am.

[primal shore]

Omg ocean hai

[grim edge]

🧢 🧢

[keen parrot]

Can I be second? 🥺

[arctic heart]

he was literally threatening people to convert to a peaceful religion

[fallen valley]

No

[keen parrot]

😔

[grim edge]

You are the water in which he might walk idk about the soldier though

[arctic heart]

sounds european

[grim edge]

Oh shit

Ignore me😂😂

Ong i have not slept

[keen parrot]

/ignore jfaulco

[arctic heart]

/ben Jfaulco

[grim edge]

Nah fr time me out until i sleep or something 💀

[keen parrot]

see it says it right there

[arctic heart]

Quit that shit

[grim edge]

I cant even remember half the shit i said today

[keen parrot]

Jesus died so we could sin 🔥

[primal shore]

Alice 17:15 I love 🛢️

[arctic heart]

Alex?

who is alex

[primal shore]

I hate autocorrect

[keen parrot]

Yuri 12:8 🛢️ is the water of Christ

[grim edge]

I got a 78 day streak who needs snapchat

bruh i feel like im floating 😭

at least im warm now i have four blankets

Whatchu smoke

[arctic heart]

I don't there is a book named alice

[grim edge]

184cm

[keen parrot]

study more

[grim edge]

Wdf send me some

[wise portal]

real goat

[fallen valley]

Not after the Council of Trent

[keen parrot]

Matthew included some side quests in the Bible

[primal shore]

fr

[grim edge]

Stop my brain is already fried enough

The third lateran council removed my favorite book of the bible

[keen parrot]

guys should i buy a Bible and read it all

just over the winter break or something

[wise portal]

let him cook

[grim edge]

no it kinds sucks

[primal shore]

I can get one free

[arctic heart]

yeah why not

[grim edge]

I did. It takes months

[wise portal]

yeah. no balls.

[primal shore]

From my church, honestly mid book

[grim edge]

That’s where my 78 day streak came from

[arctic heart]

you didn't get it

[grim edge]

no character development, sordid prose

[keen parrot]

the plot twist was decent but feels a bit preachy

[primal shore]

@grim edge dms

[arctic heart]

what about filler

[grim edge]

It’s a lot of patterns preaching the same concepts

Be ready for the repetition

[arctic heart]

yes

[keen parrot]

fr

[wise portal]

my fave character was judas

[primal shore]

They pushed the mc so hard sigh

[arctic heart]

he didn't deserve it

[keen parrot]

so real

[wise portal]

i call this peer pressure

[primal shore]

he should've been a romantic intrestvnot the mc

[arctic heart]

what the

[keen parrot]

yeah there is not enough romance

[arctic heart]

there is on the first chapters

Abraham has 3 women

[wise portal]

wasnt jesus and maria the magdalini like a couple?

[arctic heart]

bru

[primal shore]

Guys I'm in the 'bible' have you guys heard of the character 'lucifer'

[wise portal]

yesss

[arctic heart]

nah

[keen parrot]

lucifer is hot

[wise portal]

w8 lemme search the english term

[arctic heart]

Is lucifer mentioned?

ah yes

did you read the prequel showing his backstory

[grim edge]

🧠 =🫠

[keen parrot]

bro that's star wars

[wise portal]

mary magdalene

[primal shore]

Guys don't make fun of my namesake

[arctic heart]

i thought she was jesus aunt

[keen parrot]

Lucy fur

[primal shore]

I one time had an ameircan block ne because my name was 'sacrilegious'

[supple delta]

Ok

[wise portal]

it says that she one of the students that followed him

i read somewhere that they got married but im not sure if it was valid info

[arctic heart]

you mocked The Bible over the past few minutes 💀

[keen parrot]

nah bru this ain't mocking

its just looking at it from a fun perspective

[arctic heart]

Jesus never had love interests from what i recall

[wise portal]

ahhh fair enough

[keen parrot]

Jesus was a volcel confirmed

[wise portal]

whats a volcel

[keen parrot]

volcel is safe to Google

[grim edge]

I would contribute but i can barely think and if i stop typing ima fall asleep where I shouldn’t

[primal shore]

Jesus was totally an empath

[grim edge]

Ofc

[keen parrot]

real

[wise portal]

tell me too nugemetr:3o:dinosauremoji:

[arctic heart]

isn't that mocking

[keen parrot]

smh have some fun in life

woah

[drowsy crest]

shut up person with a girlfriend

you wouldnt know

[keen parrot]

jealous?

[drowsy crest]

no...

[keen parrot]

you want me all for yourself huh

[primal shore]

Dw bbg we can go out sometime

[drowsy crest]

yes :3

[wise portal]

homiesexual

[primal shore]

yes :3

[drowsy crest]

fosho

[keen parrot]

you didn't have to answer i knew that already

[drowsy crest]

wanna go to the graveyeard with me lucy

[primal shore]

Hell ya

[drowsy crest]

we could have fun while summoning ancient spirits

[wise portal]

who you gon light a candle for

[primal shore]

:3333

[drowsy crest]

mary

[wise portal]

cute

[keen parrot]

who is mary

[drowsy crest]

a ghost

💀

[keen parrot]

chat is full of them

[wise portal]

hahahahahaha so funny

[keen parrot]

who wants to be mary

[drowsy crest]

unlike me

[keen parrot]

[wise portal]

cute

dont be afraid

[keen parrot]

its just a number man

[grim edge]

😵‍💫

[keen parrot]

ayo that oil emoji kinda fire

[wise portal]

📷✨️

[keen parrot]

mine is just a boring blue barrel

[wise portal]

HAHSHDHSHAHAHSHDHHA

what even the barel means

[primal shore]

Dms

[keen parrot]

😏

[grim edge]

Hm

[wise portal]

i still domt know what sorcery it is

[keen parrot]

I love 🛢️

[wise portal]

oh its oil?

vimun

[keen parrot]

yes oil

[primal shore]

@wise portal check dms

[keen parrot]

lucky

[primal shore]

@keen parrot you check dms too big boy

[wise portal]

ah i now saw the notif

[main vapor]

what is this?: racist

[grim edge]

Confirmed

[primal shore]

I'm not racist I treat everyone like those people

[wise portal]

communism at its finest

w8

what am i reading

[keen parrot]

im not racist, but

[wise portal]

gypsies

[grim edge]

Just another late night wit my bish

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/searching-looking-checking-out-gif-7863233

[fallen valley]

Why wouldn't you be?

[grim edge]

💀

[fallen valley]

It's a great song

[wise portal]

same just another late night with my bish

[keen parrot]

i was earlier

also deleted cause it showed my location LMAO

[wise portal]

dont be afraid

[fallen valley]

We already know your location silly

[grim edge]

Im single as a mf pringle

[keen parrot]

it just said the island i live on which is like 10k ppl

[wise portal]

worse that can happen is a chess nerd showing up at yo doorstep to rob yo chessboard

[grim edge]

Im like the uncle that shows up at cookouts and does the grill

[keen parrot]

how is a pringle single, who eats one pringle?

[grim edge]

What’s a wife

[keen parrot]

yessir

😭

[grim edge]

An ant colony tilt, an ant colony

[keen parrot]

your country is literally only islands nug stfu

[wise portal]

thats so cute

[arctic heart]

Lemme guess

[keen parrot]

my island is so shit its kinda artificially made

[wise portal]

if you think about it we all live on a huge ass island

[primal shore]

Do you guys ever get ameircans asking why you are drinking so young when you literally are of age

[arctic heart]

philipines?

[keen parrot]

nop

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/islandboyjusaislandboy-gif-24319719

[arctic heart]

screw everything you have german genes drink as much as you want

[keen parrot]

now guess

[keen parrot]

nope

[grim edge]

Aye imma jus island boi

[wise portal]

no im my country we dont have ameircans

[keen parrot]

shit you saw

[primal shore]

That's what I'm saying

[grim edge]

i don’t like them

[primal shore]

On the Internet silly

[grim edge]

No one does

[wise portal]

ahhh

[keen parrot]

their song Head is a masterpiece

[grim edge]

They ran outta money quick

[wise portal]

no

[grim edge]

especially since they’re gay for each other

[keen parrot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6E2hXlmgxJpVgZtNeVQ4aO?si=psvmArLTRue09qRtuMrYAA

[arctic heart]

what are these haircuts

[grim edge]

Lmfao wouldnt surprise me

[keen parrot]

hermm

[arctic heart]

trash

[wise portal]

they are lowkey fire tbh i would def get the right one

[grim edge]

The internet allowing randoms to go viral

[keen parrot]

girrrll all i want is heeeeead i wan it right noooow

[arctic heart]

💀

[grim edge]

If i dont blow up regularly expect me to do something stupid like that

[arctic heart]

you usually don't blow up without explosives

[grim edge]

Lol jk i would never sac my reputation

[grim edge]

Never let em know ur next move

[wise portal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7LhpmzL28LAXUgLd6QasR0?si=7v_q9GDzQsaKe5nBqRhmWQ&context=spotify%3Atrack%3A7LhpmzL28LAXUgLd6QasR0 best song ever you cant change my mind

[keen parrot]

that shit can't be 2021

[arctic heart]

I like that

[wise portal]

thats how i learned to speak german

very helpful song

(real pls believe)

[arctic heart]

fake for sure

[wise portal]

tbh i have no clue

[pallid plinth]

Tryna warm up for rated anyone on here 1400 or better and wanna play

[wise portal]

no need to understand its just music to your ears

[arctic heart]

can it be 1400 or worse

[fading spruce]

I will fight

[arctic heart]

i wanna play higher elo

[pallid plinth]

Whatz ur wlo

Elo

[fading spruce]

2300

[arctic heart]

i'm 1060

better face me

[pallid plinth]

Ur gonna destroy me but bet

[keen parrot]

found me yet?

[pallid plinth]

Challenge me thrashing

[wise portal]

HAAHHDHDHDHAHAHDHDHHASHDHHSHASHDHHDHAHAHSHAHA

[pallid plinth]

Thrasher7230

[keen parrot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2Gd0oV24QsH0zb9nKFx7s5?si=FQVhstjXQnSpt2OejD4czw

[wise portal]

gamora from avengers?

[upbeat viper]

why is gamora

[arctic heart]

who is gamora

[pallid plinth]

Anyone wanna play 1400 or higher

[arctic heart]

where is gamora

[keen parrot]

song kinda fire

[grim edge]

Everyone asks where is gamora but no one asks how is gamora

[wise portal]

dead

[arctic heart]

everyone asks what the dog doin but they never ask how the dog doin

[keen parrot]

nah what

[upbeat viper]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[wise portal]

in what language is this?

[keen parrot]

swedish

[wise portal]

ahhh

cute song

tho being from sweden makes it instantly gay

[keen parrot]

real

[arctic heart]

what about minecraft

[wise portal]

what about it?

[fickle rampart]

Je parle français

[grim edge]

#🔖〡roles

[compact mantle]

No

[arctic heart]

Minecraft came from Sweden

[wise portal]

omgg its duolingo frances

[arctic heart]

ty

[keen parrot]

francais est cringe

[fickle rampart]

Bonjour

[wise portal]

gay ah game

[fickle rampart]

Oui

[arctic heart]

bad opinion

[fading spruce]

Vive le France!

[fickle rampart]

Joyeux Noël!

[wise portal]

kidding im literally only going to study architecture cause of minecraft

[fading spruce]

I sent the request

[arctic heart]

gl with the dirt shack

[fading spruce]

This is how it feels to be a. Holder

Literally having to learn actually roof designs

[wise portal]

thanks brother

[pallid plinth]

Accept

[fading spruce]

Accept what

[wise portal]

daymn

[pallid plinth]

The challenge

[wise portal]

you also studyin that?

[peak plank]

oh

[fading spruce]

I was

[twin moon]

Good afternoon

[fading spruce]

I finally accepted that I will never be to recreate the Hagia Sofia in Minecraft

[fading spruce]

Face me

[wise portal]

daymn thats so cute!

[twin moon]

No thanks

[fading spruce]

Weak

[twin moon]

Yea sure, I’m just working on getting stronger

[supple delta]

I'm back

[wise portal]

ahh i mean of course its kind of not so easy ☠️ all those round roofs yeah i get it

[supple delta]

You have fide rating ?

[twin moon]

Nah, USCF since there is like 100 USCF tournaments for every 1 FIDE tournament here

[supple delta]

What is USCF?

[compact mantle]

Tu apprends Français combien jours?

[twin moon]

United States chess federation

[fading spruce]

No one cares about that rating

[supple delta]

Ohh okay ,soo you get rating point if you win that one too?

[fading spruce]

FIDE only

[twin moon]

Yea it’s same thing, just for the US

[supple delta]

Is that like official like fide?

[twin moon]

I don’t recall asking dipshit

[compact mantle]

Uscf represents rating well enough

[twin moon]

Yea, just for US

[supple delta]

Okay gotcha

[fading spruce]

Sounds like a skill issue

[twin moon]

Mhm, although since I’m 15 I’m not able to go to tournaments often, so I only got like 13 games in on my ID

[supple delta]

I have absolutely no idea about anything else other then chess.com rating

[supple delta]

Well you still have time

You just 15

[quiet quail]

15 too old

[twin moon]

Ironically it’s more I have to wait, not necessarily about the time I have rn

[grim edge]

guys can i tell you what happened on the chees tournament ?

[compact mantle]

I know a 12 year old 2250 FIDE player

[quiet quail]

I think you should retire

[grim edge]

:DDD

[compact mantle]

He’s insanely skilled

[twin moon]

Bro I just started this year chill out 💀

[supple delta]

You let your brain rest and all that teenage stuff then get back in I guess

[quiet quail]

I was just kidding

[twin moon]

Chess is basically one of my only hobbies, I just enjoy the sport lmao

I’m not worried about time really

[wise swan]

Hy

[twin moon]

Alr mb

[quiet quail]

Times ticking.

[supple delta]

Good that you enjoy it

[grim edge]

i blundered my queen and I didn't move for 30 mins she was pissed in game she did a pawn promotion and she made the most dumbest move that it stalemated the game she raged after i left the room

[twin moon]

Mhm, I’m aiming to get to 2000 chess.com rapid before my first year is over

[supple delta]

Mee to aiming to get FIDE 2000 in 2 years

[twin moon]

Ohh nice, best of luck man

[supple delta]

Thankx man, then I'll just chill out and have fun in my life. Unless I wana be 2400 after that

[crimson yew]

I'm ~950 on Lichess from dropping tons of Elo when I first joined but I've been studying a lot and my CPL average is around 30-50 now, I had a 9 CPL game recently, am I actually playing well and should I be focusing on 'intermediate' type content like learning openings, etc.? I started chess 6 months ago, only played online

[supple delta]

Good progress

[twin moon]

It’s stupid but I kinda wanna just go for GM, or NM minimum

[supple delta]

Nah that's not stupid that's your dream
If you really want it you can make it happen

[twin moon]

Sure, I’ll send match. I’m only doing one game tho since it’s a rest day

[finite jasper]

start focusing on learning opening theory around 1700 lichess. just make sure you understand opening principles for now

[fading spruce]

I see you are clearly ducking me

[twin moon]

Yea I don’t like your attitude, that’s all

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @crimson yew, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[twin moon]

Ok ready?

Actually ima send in DMs

[compact mantle]

Let bro decline a matchup

[fading spruce]

That’s because you accept the inevitable

[fading spruce]

Bros been declining a matchup for months

[twin moon]

Yea you would probably beat me as a 2300, good job

[fading spruce]

Think of the learning experience

[compact mantle]

Is that an issue?

[twin moon]

Nah, I think of it was a waste of time. I can study a GM game if I want to see a high level of play

[twin moon]

Be6#

[supple delta]

Fork

[grim edge]

Bishop mate?

[fading spruce]

How do you want to get to a high level without playing high level players?

[twin moon]

I think, dream (daydream), study and watch chess a good amount of my time, even during school hours

The rest is just luck ig

[supple delta]

Nope don't listen to me

[twin moon]

Idk, more like tenacity

[stable mirage]

b-

[twin moon]

I’ve had way too many losses to call it talent lmao

[ebon wharf]

@compact beacon Hello Bro

[wild wing]

Checks out

[twin moon]

Well since your not giving up, I call that a win

[rocky vale]

Bro is NOT 2335

[toxic valley]

Who wanna play fisher random

[twin moon]

I’ll let someone else take this one

[lament jacinth]

boo

[twin moon]

Good 👍

[woeful moat]

anyone up to play?

[twin moon]

Granted I can’t say I have since all my breaks are 2-3 days max but regardless it’s always good to take a break

Also if chess.com challenges are working message me any time for a game, I’ll usually be down 👍

I’m actually gonna go on a run, I’ll see y’all later. Hope you guys have a great day/night

[maiden sage]

me

[wild wing]

Yeah you're 15 correct

[lament jacinth]

I SAID BOO

[twin moon]

Yep?

[storm pine]

ticket

when i get mad, the devil shivers 🙏🏾 😈

(real)

[wild wing]

Well I am too so I just want to compare. I'm 2000 classical 🙂

[twin moon]

I mean I started at mid to late 14 but regardless

[twin moon]

Ohh nice, I’ll try to keep up soon enough!

[storm pine]

gang thought i was fr

[wild wing]

Not in bullet or blitz tho LOL

[twin moon]

When parents get mad, the children shiver 😈

[twin moon]

Yea fair enough lmao, I just play those on break days

[lament jacinth]

BOINGY

[twin moon]

When I wanna play chess but don’t want to screw up my rating

[peak plank]

What national federation or is it FIDE?

[wild wing]

You would prob cream me

[twin moon]

Wtf? 🤨

[wild wing]

Yes, it is FIDE

[peak plank]

👍🏼

[lament jacinth]

NO NON ONO

[twin moon]

Nah, but I’ll make sure to do my best to keep up m8

[lament jacinth]

DELTE THAT NOW

[wild wing]

Screenshotted

[twin moon]

Anyways hope you all have a great day again, I need to stop procrastinating the run lmao

[wild wing]

[fading spruce]

Ong

[lament jacinth]

Can I talk to u in dms for just a sec

[wild wing]

Sure they are open

[rocky vale]

@keen parrot Go to sleep

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

ye ill sleep soon dw

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

things are going better now

[wild wing]

Thats crazy bro

[peak plank]

Chat im gonna play the englund

[stable mirage]

why not play the caro while ur at it

[lament jacinth]

@wild wing

[rocky vale]

NO DON'T

[compact mantle]

A dream is a wish your heart made

[stable mirage]

[keen parrot]

wild thought ikr

[compact mantle]

In dreams you lose your heartaches

[peak plank]

I hung a queen but they didnt see

[compact mantle]

Whatever you wish, will come true

[peak plank]

Then I won

[compact mantle]

Typical bullet chess

[peak plank]

blitz 😦

[compact mantle]

🤣

[peak plank]

alright, gonna play caro next

[wild wing]

Its just a burning memory

[oak slate]

yo

how do i get pic perms

and vm

[shut siren]

Yo

[keen parrot]

you only need to connect for vc perms tho

[peak plank]

They played d4 💀 ( played c6 anyways)

[indigo viper]

pluh

pluhhh

[still furnace]

If I have the diamond membership can I do puzzles unlimitedly?

[stable mirage]

if you open lichess.org you can do unlimited puzzles

[stable mirage]

did they punish you with 2.e4

[peak plank]

I didnt work out

they didnt play e4

ooh caro

[peak plank]

I saced the bishop

[stable mirage]

uwu

[peak plank]

its very interesting

[keen parrot]

good night discord humans

[peak plank]

I won. @stable mirage with the caro.

[primal shore]

Nini tilt

[stable mirage]

ok 1000-1199

[peak plank]

@last verge I got it again under a slightly different senerio

smh fake brilliant

themeatic sac in tartakower works too well

[stable mirage]

wtf ur actually bullying 1300s

ofc caro wins

[primal shore]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[peak plank]

ik

[sonic nimbus]

guys is this true

[peak plank]

I didnt calculate 👍🏼

[finite jasper]

no

[peak plank]

I felt like it

[finite jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-stephens-vsauce-mind-on-isolation-gif-26028082

[twin moon]

Hello the white boy is back

[finite jasper]

🗿

[peak plank]

ok chat whats my next opening

[sonic nimbus]

frick i was hoping from duo, now i wont learn italian 😡

[finite jasper]

queen's indian

[sonic nimbus]

unless my family has been kidnapped

[primal shore]

This one is from duck:

:3

[peak plank]

I dont know anything baout that but ill play it vs d4 👍🏼

already did caro

[primal shore]

This one is from Alice:
:3 🛢️

[peak plank]

ill try QG if I get white

guys I got paired vs a 150

[finite jasper]

W mans

[grim edge]

Hang your queen

Lucy, is it true you have autism

[finite jasper]

queen's indian is LETHAL against lower-rated opponents

[light cosmos]

What’s the lowest Elo you can go to in chess.con

[peak plank]

tried QG @grim edge

[peak plank]

100

[light cosmos]

Kk

[peak plank]

idk

[finite jasper]

open, open

[peak plank]

the 100 actually aint plying that shit

nevermind...

[grim edge]

Because if you really have autism, I'm autistic too

[peak plank]

HOLY SHIT THE 100 RESIGNED

IDIDNT KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT

[lime lava]

Even if you win 1000 rating, hikaru would still adopt you, thats how bad u are

[lime lava]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[lime lava]

Bruh
No you dont
Also with 1000 rating points more
He could beat you sacking the queen for the knight in 3+0

[peak plank]

hmmmm.... @grim edge (played QG)

oh he resgined.

bro my computer too laggy

[grim edge]

U have a great voice

[wild stream]

that's a robot for sure

[dawn tundra]

lmao

[dawn yew]

i'm sorry

[grim edge]

Normal ppl with voices are not ai

[peak plank]

Update: it overheated.
I'm on my phone now