💬〡general-off-topic

[final gust]

Literally

[dire cargo]

Yeaaaa

[wraith saddle]

I messaged you

[grim edge]

Is old benoni ( d4 c5)or the Normal benoni better? (d4 nf6 c4 c5)

[void fjord]

Do I look like I’m eating too much?

[primal mirage]

normal

[fierce pivot]

yo lowkey is it just me who has a really high heartrate after eating a scrumptious meal?

[dire cargo]

Even if u r hungry? U prolly wrong then

[primal mirage]

no discussion

[ruby rain]

I need 28 elo for 1k

[void fjord]

Just you mate

[keen parrot]

that isnt a bad idea, but PLAY HUMANS

[fierce pivot]

LOL

[vital steppe]

how do i get the trusted role

[fierce pivot]

i forgot i think /trusted or sum

[void fjord]

🤯

[vital steppe]

alr

[void fjord]

After some time

[fierce pivot]

/trust

[final gust]

Nirvana is actually fire af, damn

[fierce pivot]

@vital steppe btw u needa be here for 7 days to get it

[void fjord]

I think it’s like a week of being in the server to get the trusted role

[vital steppe]

alr thanks

its 1 week

[keen parrot]

1 year*

[grim edge]

gg @wild stream

[void fjord]

I’d say three years

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play?

[vital steppe]

sure

[wild stream]

gg, you can be a good 500 or 600!

[silent quest]

Unrated?

[void fjord]

Pooooooo my boy!!!

[hollow badger]

Sure

Chess.com name?

[vital steppe]

i wanna playyy

[grim edge]

watermelon!

[void fjord]

I won’t be here in a decade

[grim edge]

vc?

[silent quest]

okay bro

[humble oracle]

We are oficially back (i only gained 30 points) (im waiting for the 9lose streak)

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ziemowit Szychowski (climbik)

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Name: Ziemowit Szychowski (climbik)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1825 (1855 peak)
Blitz: 1321 (1338 peak)
Bullet: 1413 (1516 peak)

[prime summit]

balled

[vital steppe]

@grim edge i dont has mic

[prime summit]

baller

[grim edge]

@wild stream lets play one more

[grim edge]

vc?

[wild stream]

okay

[silent quest]

Love the accs

[grim edge]

10 mins rapid i am gonna be white

[fierce pivot]

life be like dat..

[vital steppe]

someone challenge me @ chumpygrumpy

[fierce pivot]

the second i play rated i lose

[void fjord]

Idk I just have a prediction that I will probably leave this server

[grim edge]

so real

[fierce pivot]

pain

[grim edge]

vc?

[fierce pivot]

literally BASE level

[hollow badger]

I sent a challenge and no VC

Your like twice my rating damm

[grand badge]

[grim edge]

:moai:

[hollow badger]

I am playing a match before sleep

[grim edge]

everyone is afraid

[void fjord]

Because no one will miss me and I just came here to fill my lack of constant attention and friends to talk to constantly and obviously to improve my rating

[grim edge]

vc?

damn

[void fjord]

Yeah I have friends just don’t feel like spamming em

[final gust]

Friends are overrated

In my opinion

U don't need no one

[void fjord]

I want people to be capable of understanding me and I make a lot of spelling mistakes as it is. Like literally no one can read my messages to people with androids and other devices lmao

[final gust]

Friends are easy to make. Uve been around the wrong crowd

[keen parrot]

keep working on yourself

[grim edge]

ok

[fierce pivot]

you guys have no idea how many times ive failed this simple one move puzzle

[final gust]

Women are overrated

[grim edge]

world is overrated

[final gust]

Faacts

Fr

[grim edge]

universe is gonna be mad at us

[void fjord]

I can’t imagine that I would have depression for the rest of my life

[keen parrot]

keep having hope

you cant live life without hope

[hollow badger]

@grim edge imma try something on you

[void fjord]

That’s actually true lol

[grim edge]

mate in 1 move

[hollow badger]

This will either end well or disasters

[grim edge]

okk

[safe acorn]

.

[void fjord]

Mate🫡

[dawn yew]

en passant is forced

[ruby rain]

Guess the average amount of moves during these games

[final gust]

U know technically u can consider me and a lot of ppl on this server as friends. We ain't enemies . It don't gotta be deep, it's ur mentality, if u tell urself ur alone then ull feel alone. U gotta start appreciating all interactions. That's how I keep going sometimes

[keen parrot]

8

[ruby rain]

11

Each had at least 5 book

[grim edge]

3-4 moves actualy

[final gust]

I do have homies tho, don't get me wrong

[hollow badger]

It failed

[keen parrot]

that special someone is still out there, if you give up now then you will never find her

[final gust]

Gahd damn

[hollow badger]

And I lost a fool

[safe acorn]

Godd

[keen parrot]

even if you will be searching for her all your life at least you will die having tried

[ruby rain]

The 1100 was terrible and blundered 2 rooks and a queen within 15 moves

Prol Lil sibling

[safe acorn]

Why I can't write

[grim edge]

guys how do you send vids and picturees?

[dapper lily]

we are trusted

[grim edge]

how to get

[wooden lintel]

You've completely destroyed me

[ruby rain]

978 and rising 💯

[grim edge]

trusted

[safe acorn]

High levels in discord or boosting the server

[void fjord]

Or you just wasted your life away looking for someone who doesn’t exist…

[final gust]

Then talk to Ns simple. Life is whatever u make it. U choose to either be railed by it or to rail it urself

[grim edge]

bro😭

[ruby rain]

8/10 in my last 10 rapid games

[safe acorn]

/disconnect

Fu _____

[grim edge]

/trusted

[safe acorn]

Gossh

[keen parrot]

thats not a good mindset to have

[void fjord]

What’s with the pfp it looks cool!

[wooden lintel]

You were almost always up a pawn against someone who still hasn't studied the theory behind the hypreaccelerated drgaon

[safe acorn]

How can I connect my new account

[keen parrot]

do /connect

[safe acorn]

I need to disconnect my previous one first

[keen parrot]

what happened to it

[safe acorn]

Fuking hete this one

Nothing

[final gust]

No one's just gonna walk and talk to u. Go to chess tourneys. Go for a walk. Wave at passer bys

[safe acorn]

Just one to try with my new one

[hollow badger]

Went horribly

[safe acorn]

[final gust]

The go somewhere else. Ain't like everyone in ur city is like that

[grim edge]

LOL

gg

[keen parrot]

you need to authorize alts, cant just keep making new ones

[final gust]

Don't make excuses on life mate. Just do what needs to be done

[dapper lily]

yeah

[safe acorn]

n how's that

[dapper lily]

i didnt study it even

[void fjord]

Prove me wrong

[safe acorn]

Would you please help me

[final gust]

And only after u have tried ur best can u sulk in disappointment if it don't work @grim edge

[keen parrot]

if you think that you wont ever find the one for you then you will never find her

[wraith saddle]

Everyone can find a good wife in every corner of the world
But in which corner of the world there is a good wife??
Beautiful God made the whole world round

It's translated so you might not find it funny

[keen parrot]

trying doesnt hurt

[final gust]

I was tryna sound inspirational, my bad

[keen parrot]

real

i mean you guys are still young, life aint over cause you dont have a girl at 15

[wraith saddle]

Sorry for my bad English

Dr Khalid Masood

A Punjabi poet

I did my best to translate it

[final gust]

Real

[hasty raven]

Brilliant

[slender talon]

Yo

[hasty raven]

[slender talon]

Do u yall see this 𖣔

[wraith saddle]

The last sentence is kinda bad

[slender talon]

𖣯

[hasty raven]

🤓

[final gust]

Ask chatgpt, it's good at translating whilst maintaining the context and message

[slender talon]

𖢘

[wraith saddle]

I will

[void fjord]

Ngl that didn’t make any sense in relation to what you just said…

But anyways yeah relationships are complicated am I right!

[keen parrot]

love is complicated but its what makes life worth living

[void fjord]

Beautiful words

[wraith saddle]

Here is a better version

[rocky vale]

@keen parrot Guess what

[final gust]

Depends, like it's sht at factoring and probability questions but decent with motion equations

[keen parrot]

what

[grim edge]

good game @wild stream

[silent quest]

Gg

[wild stream]

same!

[fierce pivot]

I FAILED IT AGAIN IM GONNA CRY

[vital steppe]

ggs

[keen parrot]

go play humans

[final gust]

I was still reading @wraith saddle

[fierce pivot]

but father tilt i am only 16 puzzles in

[grim edge]

how did you get that ukrainian bird after nickname btw?

[rocky vale]

Today I won 2 games in a tournament

[final gust]

Pause

[keen parrot]

dont call me that

[void fjord]

Wait did someone give me my role color?

[fierce pivot]

i lied that was my 20th one

[keen parrot]

aye nice man gj

[rocky vale]

[fierce pivot]

i failed 13..

[wild stream]

click it the bird and it will show you how!

[grim edge]

oh

[clear snow]

am I now trusted? also 5th day chattin

[void fjord]

How many did you loose not to be a party pooper just curious?

[keen parrot]

yup

[ruby rain]

RAHHHHHHH

[clear snow]

yay

[silent quest]

Yes you in the cult now

[grim edge]

THE KNIGHTTTT

[main vapor]

sent

[ruby rain]

THE BISHOP

[void fjord]

Great minds think alike

[main vapor]

send

[main vapor]

sen🍔

[ruby rain]

Still only had 84 accuracy

[wild stream]

how many games do I have to play to not lose -25 elo for each game and win +18 for winning and -2 for draw?

[grim edge]

THE QUEEN

huh

[ruby rain]

983 now

[wraith saddle]

In every corner of the world, a good wife can be found,
Yet, in the vast expanse, where is she truly renowned?
God's artistry graces the entire globe, round and profound.

[grim edge]

bible study?

[ruby rain]

If i win 3 in a row I'm 1k elo

[south timber]

lol

[ruby rain]

Im already on a 6win streak

[grim edge]

about 15 if you just created an account

[wraith saddle]

By a funny poer

[silent quest]

Keep it going

[grim edge]

THE ROOOOOOOOK

[grim edge]

by who though.

[final gust]

I used it mostly for chemistry theory. Cuz at schools the teachers a bit bitchy with wen it comes to asking questions oit7of self interest, like y Avo's number x an atom always gives it's molar mass. I used chatgpt to verify that 1 amu is I mole times smaller than a gram, although it took a lot talkin

[grim edge]

John or Luke?

[wild stream]

I have played 33

[ruby rain]

Or do I lose 7in a row the hit 1k on a 10 win streak exactly

Then*

[wraith saddle]

Dr. Khalid Masood. Translated from Punjabi

[silent quest]

Good idea

[ruby rain]

Real

[grim edge]

idk it's probably because your opponents have smaller elo then u.

[grim edge]

idk him

[wraith saddle]

is it better?

You won't

[final gust]

Give it more instructions, like tell it to talk a bit simpler

[keen parrot]

[ruby rain]

Average move count is now 12 💯

[dapper lily]

Where is Kg8 is a blunder force mate in 3 or 2

[dapper lily]

which vairation

[dapper lily]

wanna game ?

[final gust]

It misunderstood what I wanted
U can't dent chatgpt is something interesting. It's better having it as an option than not, am I right?

[grim edge]

wow that accuracy!

[ruby rain]

So pro ||they're feeding me people who just blunder mate||

[grim edge]

My avg accuracy is probably 75

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot i think my opponent is cheating hrelp

[ruby rain]

Mines still like 73

[grim edge]

no people told me that ai was bad so now i refuse to use any ai tools even if they might be helpful

[ruby rain]

I'm playing 15|10 rn

Instead of 10min rapid

[keen parrot]

nah ur doing good keep going

[fierce pivot]

he just did a strategic ahh queen sacrifice on move 7 bruh lol

hes taking SO LONG on every move its ridiculous, even in the opening

[keen parrot]

he aint cheating you got this

[fierce pivot]

wughh

[flint junco]

mr

[fierce pivot]

i got this

[ruby rain]

Rapid

Watch me

I'll just re skin martin

Nuh uh u didn't say which stockfish either

I could go and mate Stockfish 1

[fierce pivot]

we on move 14 come on dawg please

[ruby rain]

Why does ur name say 2400

[fierce pivot]

i lack patience

[fierce pivot]

sangbagging duh

[ruby rain]

Rightttt

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot please help what does this mean does it mean i suck

[grim edge]

it's the time spent for each move.

[fierce pivot]

oh LOL

[ruby rain]

I'm 2-2 vs people with 1000+ rating

[fierce pivot]

ughufu im grandma idk how these funny computers work

[grim edge]

white spent 1:01 and black spent 0:24

[silent quest]

A 150 elo in 7 days

[final gust]

How long u spent on a move

[keen parrot]

thats just the time spent

[dawn yew]

yo is 100 wall punches ok

[wraith saddle]

Got it translated from a Punjabi

[fierce pivot]

im losing bruh im losing crying rn

[wooden lintel]

Remember that you're still better than me

[wraith saddle]

In every corner, a good wife will be found inside,
Only God knows when and who spread this worldwide.

Which corner to seek for a good wife, you may ponder,
Beautiful God made the whole world completely rounder.

[silent quest]

Silence just joined

[grand badge]

Cho

[final gust]

Damn bro chill. At the end of the day u still would woup my ass with ur eyes closed. Just don't play on ur bad days ig

[wraith saddle]

But this one is hilarious

[wooden lintel]

I sac rooks

[fierce pivot]

no i wouldnt bro look at yo ratin

[silent quest]

Its true i dont have a life you're correct tho wont deny

[final gust]

U 2400 no?

[wraith saddle]

Kk

[fierce pivot]

im 400 lmfoaoaoa

[wooden lintel]

BRUUUH

[lean owl]

You guys should go study

[wooden lintel]

Some Sicilian, yeah.

[final gust]

Oh, then 1k is a guarantee. Just keep playing and improving, trust the process

[lean owl]

No some physics

[fierce pivot]

oh damn fr? okay okayy

[lean owl]

😎

Physics are for cool people

Im studying work energy and power

[silent quest]

Physics yeah the baddie

[lean owl]

no

[final gust]

Not that it will be easy, just assured that ull get there. Don't play on ur bad days

[wooden lintel]

Agreed, especially Quantum Physics.

[lean owl]

I dont want to be a physisists

[fierce pivot]

i barely play to begin with

[silent quest]

Are You a 11th grade indian ?

[wooden lintel]

It's cool to learn about it.

[final gust]

So long as u got the interest u should be fine

[lean owl]

I enjoy physics but man

[silent quest]

Wrong msg

[lean owl]

Mechanics

[silent quest]

:/

[lean owl]

Was deadly

[wooden lintel]

W

Oh

[lean owl]

it was hard the first time

[silent quest]

@lean owl are you an 11th grade indian?

[wooden lintel]

College?

[grand badge]

@fierce pivot you lost again again again

[lean owl]

i would enjoy learning the new stuff but i dont wanna become a physissts

[lean owl]

No i was in 8th grade

at 9 thats where the real physics

[fierce pivot]

meoww

[lean owl]

no i dont want to be an enginner

[wooden lintel]

I'm 11th and I'm studying it as a it's own subject now

[lean owl]

I think its boring and repetitive

[silent quest]

Engineers those single ass boomers?

[grand badge]

@fierce pivot You've lost again and again and again
The lights are cut off
But you're still looking at your dream
Reviewing it every day and saying to yourself
"It's not over until I win"?

[wooden lintel]

Some simple a=c stuff

[lean owl]

guys give me some motivation

[silent quest]

Just study bro

What motivation do you need to gain knowledge

[fierce pivot]

so true martin luther king

[lean owl]

Im kidding

Chill

Alr

Salam

[wooden lintel]

WHAT A PHENOMENAL STATEMENT!

[silent quest]

Mate said i would enjoy learning new stuff and asks for give me some motivation like bruh

[wooden lintel]

Salam

[silent quest]

Okay but why is it showing its over

[toxic grove]

Learning makes your mind sharper that makes me motivated enough

[wooden lintel]

@grim edge your pfp...

[silent quest]

Exactly

[toxic grove]

wdym by that?

[wooden lintel]

Omg he's that one character from Jujutsu Caitsen

[silent quest]

This is fire

[grand badge]

@fierce pivot i'm 399elo can I play with uuuu

[toxic grove]

what

[echo kestrel]

Wow this is great

[wooden lintel]

Damn

It happens

[wooden lintel]

....

[fierce pivot]

when i finish ok

[grand badge]

Gotham will cry

[silent quest]

Your mind is already sharp you just haven't used it to it's full extent
Ironically it can't be used 100%

[grand badge]

lichess?

[fierce pivot]

this dude takes 1 minute on every move and absolutely abolishes my plan with the move and it pisses me off

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[fierce pivot]

nou sorry only cc

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[echo kestrel]

Lol he's probably cheating

[grand badge]

okay

[fierce pivot]

thats what i feel but yuck

[grand badge]

what's your nickname

[median saffron]

what is ur plan

[toxic grove]

who scammed you?

[wooden lintel]

When you're suffocating, look at your Rook...

[toxic grove]

i hope this is satire

[fierce pivot]

i had a real nice fork incoming to win his rook in 2 moves but he somehow found the only move that worked 😭

[fierce pivot]

i have ONE

[grand badge]

i have two hahahaha....

[fierce pivot]

also i just played an awful move eek

[median saffron]

i mean if he took a minute and the move wasnt hard to find then idk

[wooden lintel]

I just went down stairs and fpund out that mom had left me a sandwich ❤️

[median saffron]

like if ur threatening fork but i can trade ur knight then i would

[grand badge]

how to reach 400

[fierce pivot]

nah bruh it was hard to find 😭 LOL

[wooden lintel]

SACRIFICE

[grand badge]

im 399.9

[fierce pivot]

I CANT HES BARELY ACTIVE ANYWAY

[silent quest]

Its just a motivating thingy dawg calm down

[wraith saddle]

@grim edge is that u in rl the man in your pfp

[grand badge]

haha noob

[silent quest]

@grim edge

[wooden lintel]

That's why you should sac it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1665 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[fierce pivot]

IM LOSING BRUH HE HAS A ROOK TANDEM AGAINST ME

[ruby rain]

11 more elo and I'm 1k

[keen parrot]

you have a move here, think

[wraith saddle]

Cool

[ruby rain]

I was choking and he blundered a bishop

[silver patio]

2324 rated plays 45% accuracy in 27 moves

[keen parrot]

bruh nvm ig

[grand badge]

can i play with you

[fierce pivot]

rookpilled

[ruby rain]

The whole squads laughing

[stable mirage]

better than usual

[silver patio]

what are those pieces man

[fierce pivot]

gave bro a rook ultimatum 😭

[grand badge]

real

[fierce pivot]

I LIKE IT OKAY CUZ THEY DANCE WHEN U MATE

[ruby rain]

RAHHHH

[toxic grove]

i have had 2200 people lose classical games against me in under 20 moves

[silver patio]

they do?

[fierce pivot]

they do

[ruby rain]

A 1900 rapid lost to me in daily

[wooden lintel]

Uhhh your rook is hanging

[silver patio]

that's a W then

[fierce pivot]

and the pawns look like gingerbread cookies

[fierce pivot]

theres a reason i put that miserable bishop there

[silver patio]

?

[fierce pivot]

hes taking so long bruh

[ruby rain]

He played bishop b4

And lost the game

[fierce pivot]

HES ON 11 MINUTES IM ON 20

[silver patio]

don't chat midgame you're going to lose focus lmao

[wooden lintel]

Oh yeah

[fierce pivot]

gaming

[grand badge]

whats your nickname

[fierce pivot]

it yells at me dw

[wooden lintel]

I can't idenfiy wtf is on screen

[silver patio]

LMAO

[fierce pivot]

that has to be the top engine move cmon

[keen parrot]

BUBSY THINK

[silver patio]

2:30 mins calculating surely

[keen parrot]

YOU HAVE A NICE MOVE HERE

[fierce pivot]

IM TRYING UGHHH

[silver patio]

cheater

[stable mirage]

saying that is

[keen parrot]

😭

[fierce pivot]

I DONT KNOW OKAY I DONT

i just blocked my bishop's plan. crying.

[grand badge]

can I play with u

[silver patio]

take a deep breath, you're 2400 supposedly

[keen parrot]

your ass cant even check a rating role stfu

[fierce pivot]

IM LOSING THIS SO HARD LOL

[keen parrot]

breh

[wraith saddle]

@silver patio I think ik u

[silver patio]

cool

[grand badge]

can I play with u

[keen parrot]

nah not rn

[fierce pivot]

COME ON TILT I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

[wraith saddle]

Are you from the community of O and A level group on WhatsApp?

[keen parrot]

its pretty joever now

[grand badge]

im 399elo rapid c mon

[wooden lintel]

@fierce pivot you're in a winning position

[fierce pivot]

if elo got into negatives id be WIP
worst international player

[keen parrot]

you can play with @fierce pivot

[fierce pivot]

we're now equal on material 😭

[grand badge]

ok

[arctic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-jim-carrey-oops-silly-my-bad-gif-19215630

[wooden lintel]

Bro you had... ehhh

[fierce pivot]

I TOOK HIS ROOKS

BRO I GOT THIS

[wooden lintel]

LOL

[keen parrot]

LFG BUBSY TOLD U U GOT IT

[fierce pivot]

I WONI CHAT I WON

I WON HE RESIGNED CHAT WOOO

[keen parrot]

dont check game review

[silver patio]

Nope

[fierce pivot]

DEAR GAWD

HAHAHAHHAHAHA DAMNNN

[silver patio]

HOLY-

[wraith saddle]

Then u r not hin

[wooden lintel]

HOLY SHI

[wraith saddle]

*hin

[silver patio]

i'm not him 😔

[silver patio]

[grand badge]

whats your nickname

[wraith saddle]

**him

[fierce pivot]

wait this is inaccurate, lemme pull up actual review

[grand badge]

lets play

[fierce pivot]

wait bro

[grand badge]

no

[wooden lintel]

@fierce pivot Saudi Arabia?

[flint junco]

hey chat

[grand badge]

Iran

[wooden lintel]

Ok

[fierce pivot]

nvm

12 mistakes IM CRYING

[grand badge]

ohhhh

[wooden lintel]

1 book

[grand badge]

dont cry

[wooden lintel]

1 book

[keen parrot]

you won thats what matters

[fierce pivot]

this game started with my first move being a misclick, it was doomed

[wooden lintel]

1 BOOK

[keen parrot]

but dear God you missed so much tactical shit

[fierce pivot]

BECAUSE I WAS BUSY TALKING IN CHAT AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

HE WAS TAKING 2 MIN PER MOVE OF COURSE I LOST FOCUS IM BUBSY

[fierce pivot]

what was the move

[grand badge]

wow

[fierce pivot]

oh my god dude wait

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/94076629887
beautiful

[worn ice]

vengersm (323) vs. suzu88 (336)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. [d3] f5 3. Nh3 Nf6 4. Bg5 Nc6 5. Nf4 Bc5 6. Nc3 d6 7. Qh5+ Nxh5 8. Bxd8 Nxd8 9. Nxh5 g6 10. Nf6+ Kf8 11. f3 d5 12. exd5 c6 13. d6 Kg7 14. Ne8+ Rxe8 15. a4 b5 16. axb5 cxb5 17. Nxb5 a6 18. Nc7 Ra7 19. Nxe8+ Kf7 20. Nc7 Bb4+ 21. c3 Bxd6 22. Nxa6 Bxa6 23. g4 h5 24. gxf5 exf5 25. c4 Bb4+ 26. Ke2 Nc6 27. f4 Na5 28. Bg2 Ke6 29. Bd5+ Kf6 30. h4 Nb3 31. Ra4 Ba5 32. Ke3 Bd2+ 33. Kf2 Bxf4 34. Re1 Bd2 35. Re6+ Kg7 36. Rexa6 Re7 37. Ra7 Bb4 38. Be6 Nc5 39. Rxe7+ Kf6 40. Rf7+ Kxe6 41. Rf8 Nxa4 42. b3 Bxf8 

[wooden lintel]

Be1+

[fierce pivot]

i was black btw

[wooden lintel]

Yeah

[fierce pivot]

what how where

oh yeahh

hehe maybe next time with a FASTER PLAYER ugh

[wooden lintel]

.

[ruby rain]

Bro istg my opponents r so bad cheese com is gonna think I'm cheating

[wooden lintel]

You look like a human to me

[fierce pivot]

this is when shit went downhill

i missed that so bad bruh

[ruby rain]

I'm an ai, not real person.

[fierce pivot]

who is pintalo

[ruby rain]

Game for 1k rapid 💯

[frigid compass]

this guy is so good at trapping his pieces

[grand badge]

pintalo

[fierce pivot]

HEY YOURE 1500 HELL NAW

ugh fine

send it again

[grand badge]

im 1800

[full path]

11 win streak wooo

[fierce pivot]

send it babiee

[wooden lintel]

A game between me and @dapper lily
(The blunder was a queen while I had only 3 seconds on the clock)

[fierce pivot]

why unrated

[quiet sparrow]

Hello every nyaan

[grand badge]

why

[fierce pivot]

im sorry i accidentally clicked on an ad :/

[fluid kraken]

3.5/4 hehehehe I had a brilliancy

[grand badge]

oh

[wooden lintel]

Dead Chat.

[wraith saddle]

Inna lillahiwainnaelaeherajeon

[wooden lintel]

My oponent made a brilliant move...

QUEEN TO H6

[umbral wind]

Dodging e5 it’s a good move wdym

[dreamy siren]

I hope you're trolling

[wooden lintel]

Look at my c Bishop

[stable mirage]

exf5

[umbral wind]

Wdym white threatened e5

[wraith saddle]

@wooden lintel Please change that pfp.

[umbral wind]

Forking queen and bishop

[wooden lintel]

Why?

[wraith saddle]

Kinda scary

[umbral wind]

OHHHHH

I didn’t see that😅

[stable mirage]

it can develop to f4 now

[wooden lintel]

My Bishop on c1 can take the freaking Queen.
I get that I could've taken the pawn first.

[wooden lintel]

It's just Otacon

[umbral wind]

Alright man no need to be aggressive I didn’t see the queen hanging

[wooden lintel]

Np

[ruby rain]

Missclicks go crazy

First loss in 10 games

[grim edge]

Hu

Hi

[supple delta]

Hello

[grim edge]

Hey king

[supple delta]

Sup?

[grand badge]

@fierce pivot you played well for 2400

[supple delta]

Finally im a 1500 now 😅

[void fjord]

Nice spider!

[grim edge]

Hi spiderman with kid

[fierce pivot]

lmao

[void fjord]

It’s a long story

[grim edge]

If 1250 rated players played like 1250 bots, I'd be 2k elo

[fierce pivot]

hmmm suspisioso

[grim edge]

Can you say it short

[void fjord]

No

[grim edge]

What's wrong with your mouth, you can't say "it short?"

[void fjord]

I got removed last time

[grim edge]

You got your mouth removed?

[void fjord]

You know it

[grim edge]

Damn, how do you eat

[fierce pivot]

LOL youd be surprised

[grim edge]

France is winning 8-0 vs gibriltar

[void fjord]

I did it 20 times with my rook once!

[umbral wind]

That’s so surprising

[grim edge]

Futbol

[grim edge]

Yeah exatly not really

Nevermind its 9-0

[south timber]

That’s what happens when you play vs a bunch of taxi drivers

My local pub team could beat them

[grim edge]

And its netherlands 1-0 ireland

[fierce pivot]

no lol i think he just discovered a mating pattern and other 200s fall for it

[stable mirage]

impossible

[keen parrot]

he discovered fools mate real

[supple delta]

I dont even remember me being 200 rated player and I started playing chess in late 2021

[fierce pivot]

nah, some bishop trick

[keen parrot]

i mean my sister played a cheater once and she is 300

so there are cheaters at all level

[grim edge]

Hi d4 hater how is it going

[fierce pivot]

ive played too many cheaters dawg

[stable mirage]

great

[supple delta]

One of my opponents said he was cheating in the middle of the game 💀

[keen parrot]

im watching the final minutes of romania-israel rn

[fierce pivot]

im ngl i used to cheat before i knew it was bad. old acc tho

[keen parrot]

💀

[supple delta]

Broo 💀

[arctic heart]

you thought cheating was good?

[grim edge]

Im watching france vs Gibraltar. Netherlands vs ireland. Germany vs Turkiye

Yahyahyahyahyah straight bad to the bone

[fierce pivot]

no no i used to ask my dad for help 😭

and thats against fair play rules

[arctic heart]

that's not cheating that's team work

[fierce pivot]

someone on another chess server reported me for that 😭

[south timber]

The execution stage will be set up tomorrow in the town square, pls show up

[fierce pivot]

AHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

Sorry but what is the queen what are the pieces

[fierce pivot]

this game is going splendid

[arctic heart]

You forgot to announce we will be shooting up his entire family after the execution

[arctic heart]

rook won't move for like half the game

[grim edge]

Nevermind its 10-0

Can't believe I missed forced mate in 3 and played a dumb move 😭 (still won in the end though)

[grim edge]

Nevermind its 11-0

[arctic heart]

France thinks this is FIFA 23

[grim edge]

Cuz if I didn't play e4...

1. Qh5, g6
2. Ng6, hxg6
3. Qxg6#

[stable mirage]

teleporting king

also they aren’t forced to recapture lol?

[arctic heart]

France playing on easy difficulty

[toxic valley]

There's chance for fried liver attack

[grim edge]

Mercy rule

Sorry I forgot knight is N

[grim edge]

Easy bro its peaceful

[ruby rain]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/94080781929

[peak plank]

how did ur queen phase through your pawn

[worn ice]

CielPhantomhiveChess (1003) vs. oc7454 (989)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. d4 Qe4+ 4. Be3 e5 5. Nd2 Qf5 6. Bd3 Qe6 7. dxe5 Qxe5 8. Ngf3 Qxb2 9. Bd4 Qb4 10. O-O Bc5 11. c3 Qb6 12. Bxg7 Bxf2+ 13. Rxf2 Nh6 14. Nc4 Qc5 15. Bxh8 Ng4 16. Qe1+ Be6 17. Bd4 Qh5 18. Ne3 Nxf2 19. Qxf2 Nc6 20. Bf5 Bxf5 21. Nxf5 Qxf5 22. Qe3+ Ne7 23. Re1 Qf6 24. Bxf6 

[ruby rain]

Game for 1k

[peak plank]

and how did you get a knight on g6

[grim edge]

I mean if they don't capture it's a discovered check and I capture the pawn and win

[arctic heart]

yummy rook

[peak plank]

oh in that positon

[stable mirage]

I mean yeah you’re completely winning but it’s not forced mate

[peak plank]

its not mate tho

[grim edge]

Guys I am 1200 I wanna have time with 1500

[peak plank]

oh sirius said that already

[ruby rain]

RAHHH

[grim edge]

Im boutta
Im boutta

[peak plank]

loss vs 900

[grim edge]

Nevermind its 12-0

Im boutta

[ruby rain]

Missclicked queen

[grim edge]

Im boutta

Im boutta click out on this shit im boutta click aye

[stable mirage]

I would but unfortunately I’m only 238 😔

[grim edge]

Sorry

[ruby rain]

Bros only Gained 16 elo

[echo kestrel]

Lol got a great move while losing

[grim edge]

I havent slept in idek anymore hours

[echo kestrel]

I love blit

[grim edge]

😑 2380?

[grim edge]

i didnt ever playd blitz

[stable mirage]

same

[arctic heart]

nah he is 238

[ruby rain]

I've played 9 blitz games and I'm 701

[arctic heart]

pretty sure

[grim edge]

Is it not she?

@arctic heart 🔫 💥

[arctic heart]

welcome to discord

[grim edge]

Yea ig
They're not forced to take the knight

[grim edge]

Nevermind 11-0

[arctic heart]

offside?

[grim edge]

I think?

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot left with.. the exact same elo as before, after 4 games. wonderful

[peak plank]

my rating change is -80

any positive number is good

[keen parrot]

thats okay, dont care too much about rating

as long as you keep playing others you will improve and rating will come

[arctic heart]

what do y'all think of the new streaks thing

[fierce pivot]

i got played very painfully lol i didnt like my moves at all in any. im not very focused

[arctic heart]

nevermind it's 12 x 0

[quiet sparrow]

Stand proud sukuna

[grim edge]

Yup

[quiet sparrow]

You are strong

[arctic heart]

I bet my savings on Gibraltar bro wth

[fierce pivot]

idk how im good at puzzles but can never apply what i learn from them in game

[stable mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006369257040388238/1175353706645033010/image.png?ex=656aec70&is=65587770&hm=537480a00bba9b2a27c0cb84e9f7cd44d043c4a42eb0d64280f2380b97575e6a&

[grim edge]

Bro?

[stable mirage]

better screenshot for ya

[grim edge]

2380?

[stable mirage]

238, read smh

[fierce pivot]

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas elo

[arctic heart]

legit

[toxic valley]

It is rook skewer and double check , discovered attack on queen at same time

[grim edge]

Hmm

[stable mirage]

yes

[arctic heart]

he can't log on social media because his name exceeds the character limit

[arctic heart]

Any other variation of d4 that is not the Queen's Gambit is kinda lame

[grim edge]

London

[stable mirage]

Catalan is fine

[drowsy crest]

london 🗿

[stable mirage]

pretty similar to qg though

[arctic heart]

Don't tell me you play london

[stable mirage]

torre is interesting

[grim edge]

Still other name

[arctic heart]

never heard about it

[grim edge]

Yea it's not mate although if he tries to escape I win a rook with discovered check so it's a win win move

[grim edge]

Rarely when i want to play other openings

Popeyes is selling turkey now we are in the future

[drowsy crest]

who starts with c4 in 1300 elo tf

[arctic heart]

English Opening?

or is it F4

[lament badger]

im the archangel

[grim edge]

f4 is bird's

Both garbo

[austere depot]

Things I want to get as a starter
1-3 brilliant ✅
2-1000 elo❌
3-A BRILLIANT SACRIFICE OF A ROOOOOOK❌

[grim edge]

Hi archer

c4 is the english

[arctic heart]

Hi the archangel i'm chat

[arctic heart]

bird sucks

[grim edge]

I have done all

[grim edge]

ok?

[arctic heart]

ok

[grim edge]

ok

Accept my rooks sacrifices weren't brilliant

[stable mirage]

I haven’t done #3 because shouting the rook is cringe

[grim edge]

Should've been though

[lament badger]

my archy wings kinda oily

[grim edge]

Oh wait

[austere depot]

I don't care about elo I WANT THE ROOK SACRIFICE

[grim edge]

I have had a brilliant rook sacrifice

[arctic heart]

People think i'm schizophrenic (they really trust the doctor lol)

[grim edge]

I remember now

I have a ss i think

[arctic heart]

i once sacced a knight

[stone quiver]

The rook

[grim edge]

I once sacrificed my queen too

THE ROOOK

[stable mirage]

@dreamy siren

[austere depot]

Show me pwease 😭

[grim edge]

I mean you could prolly set up an endgame ur already winning then sac the rook for a bishop or something automatically brilliant

[arctic heart]

not rwally

[austere depot]

Queen sacs are very hard to find lol

[drowsy crest]

f4 is sicillian

[grim edge]

Oil?!!🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲

[keen parrot]

🛢️

[arctic heart]

Sicilian Opening?

[grim edge]

It was an easy one in the endgame

[arctic heart]

so G4 is the Bird

[grim edge]

why

Someone told me all sacs that work trigger a brilliant

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/94072942093?tab=review&move=20

[worn ice]

ZhenyaTheLegendary (264) vs. bramej2023 (173)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 b5 3. Bxb5 a6 4. Bc4 Nf6 5. Qf3 Bb4 6. c3 Bc5 7. d3 h6 8. g4 c6 9. g5 hxg5 10. Bxg5 Nxe4 11. Qxf7# 

[grim edge]

why

[arctic heart]

A4 is the Ware i think

[austere depot]

Was it a miss or a brilliant

[grim edge]

g4 is grob

[arctic heart]

idk i think it is

then what is the bird

[stable mirage]

glob

[grim edge]

f4 is bird and e4 c5 is the sicilian

[grim edge]

shhh

[arctic heart]

I heard about sicillian for white

[grim edge]

Caro kann >

@austere depot
It was a Good move 😭

[grim edge]

Never played

[grim edge]

doesnt exist (c4 e5 is very different from a reversed sicilian)

guys

U should

what elo should i play london?

Any

[grim edge]

any

[stable mirage]

0-100 elo

[grim edge]

Wtf is 0 elo

[arctic heart]

Honestly the only Caro-Kann that worked for me was the Botvinnik-Carl one

[grim edge]

that doesnt exist

[stable mirage]

exactly

[grim edge]

@arctic heart its 14-0 France thinks worldcup

[arctic heart]

France is farming

[grim edge]

Did anyone even see this

i do

I dont even remember the variations I play at this point i just throw up a caro kann and roll with it. I will study its theory soon probably .

but i am lazy shit to say something

[trail prism]

Sirs I started liking a girl shall I ask her brother for advice since I do not know how to approach her

[stable mirage]

genius move

[grim edge]

Brilliant move

[keen parrot]

i mean if you are on good terms with her brother sure

[vivid parrot]

Hey, how are you ?

[trail prism]

He my homie

We go gym together once a week

[arctic heart]

There are 2 possibilities

is his sister older or younger than him

[keen parrot]

maybe he wont want you to date her cause it might affect your friendship with him so be cautious

[grim edge]

Do it
Although if my best friend was gonna ask my sister out
I would give him so many words...

I dont think i would ask my homies sister out…

[stable mirage]

equal down to the second

[grim edge]

Unless he implied that she wants me

[austere depot]

Her brother? F#ck no

[trail prism]

Well he older with 2y than me and she same age as me

[arctic heart]

Kinda depends if he's chill or not

[keen parrot]

i wouldnt ask him for advice but i would still try to get w her somehow

[trail prism]

Well 2 oisibilities I'ma get beated or dunno

[arctic heart]

Use your friendship to try to talk to her

[austere depot]

Don't tf you're gonna get beated ask your friend

[arctic heart]

You'll get beated or called a weirdo

[grim edge]

If i knew my bsf was hitting my sister i would feel like that’s an L of some sort

[trail prism]

Shall I use reverse psychology to see if she would like me

[vivid parrot]

Someone wants to play ?

[keen parrot]

i wouldnt let my friends hit on my sister cause shes 10

[grim edge]

@stable mirage question how old are you if you trained 99 years

[austere depot]

Wdym by that

[grim edge]

100

[grim edge]

Yeaaaa…might be a small issue

[stable mirage]

it’s counting down you bozo

[arctic heart]

Talk with her about her brother then morph the conversation so it's about her

[trail prism]

Ask questions and act in a way to see if she responds in a certain way

[keen parrot]

no wtf

[arctic heart]

What if she doesn't get them

[trail prism]

I'ma go sleep and think about it

[keen parrot]

just talk with her like a normal human being jesus

[grim edge]

So you are 1 year old?

Clemson is 6-4 this year crazy

[trail prism]

Then I am fu"""""

[austere depot]

What type of questions

[grim edge]

i still dont understand how to checkmate using two bishops. watched two videos already and boy, am i tired

[stable mirage]

no I started training after I was born

[trail prism]

Depends on situation and what brain generates

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-boar-emoji-mindblown-mind-blown-slideshow-meme-gif-26390794

[dreamy siren]

Pretty much but not literally all

[austere depot]

Make a cage with bishops it's ez

[arctic heart]

Never ask for their credit card number they usually run away when i use this pickup line (It's too strong for them)

[trail prism]

Catch em in corner

[grim edge]

You gotta cut off all escape squares and honestly dont get caught in that endgame

[stuck stirrup]

make sure they're two differently colored bishops xD

[grim edge]

Okay now im confused nevermind is it still going great?

[arctic heart]

How do you even get same color bishops

[stuck stirrup]

promote

[grim edge]

are you in a VC? can you show me?

[grim edge]

thanks ill try

[stable mirage]

starky they fixed their evaluation of sacrificing the same piece 100 times now my 133 brilliant game doesn’t work anymore

[stuck stirrup]

try the lichess thing

[trail prism]

Well she seems smart so I think if me goes on studying hard again and me get better grades she would like me

[grim edge]

thanks ill try

[supple delta]

I'm back

[stable mirage]

at least they’re slightly improving the algorithm ig

[arctic heart]

honestly try to trade the bishops

[trail prism]

Like she knows physics

[austere depot]

1 type-what are y doing(nice question
2-can we go out on a date(that's stupid she will say no)
3-can we know each other(also a stupid one try to be cool)

[grim edge]

You missed nothing i think

[arctic heart]

you shouldn't be with 2 bishops in an endgame

[supple delta]

Yeah, nothing really goes on this server to be honest

[trail prism]

See seems to enjoy playing volleyball with me

[arctic heart]

being smart doesn't matter

trust me on that one

you just need to have social skills

[trail prism]

I am f"""""" then

[austere depot]

Do u ask her to play

[grim edge]

Want to play 1 min game 1 time

[trail prism]

Yes

[keen parrot]

just talk to her and see if you two hit it off, dont overthink it @trail prism

[arctic heart]

Say you enjoy it too

[grim edge]

@grim edge you might wanna study rook endgame first instead. I did that and was MUCH better off.

[keen parrot]

dont listen to these bozos

[supple delta]

I'm really bad at bullet mate but sure I said I will help you

[trail prism]

Last time I got injury since I use too much strength

[grim edge]

done with it and queen and king

[trail prism]

Aight btw it snowin in Romania

[grim edge]

Okay i will invite

[arctic heart]

nice

[keen parrot]

we just qualified for euros btw

🇷🇴 💪

[trail prism]

Ik father called me

[raw kayak]

hey guys

[grim edge]

Great start. Do rooks next. It connects better and you will see it way more often.

[trail prism]

Wait a sec

[raw kayak]

who wants to play a game?

[trail prism]

My uncle got beer advice about women

[arctic heart]

Pawn endgames are also very important

[grim edge]

Oh you did it already

[trail prism]

I think I'ma go to him

[grim edge]

Hell go for it then

[trail prism]

Like he pulled a lot of girls when he yung

[grim edge]

Ive yet to study bishop endgames

And have yet to need to

[grim edge]

wait rlly?

[arctic heart]

Do you guys even get bishop endgames

[trail prism]

Ye

[grim edge]

😦

[arctic heart]

for me it's either rooks queen or pawn

[keen parrot]

probably better advice than you get here, but watch out it might be a bit "old-fashioned"

[echo kestrel]

Lol I had a higher accuracy yet I was never winning

[trail prism]

Here photo of where I was btw

[grim edge]

very blurry but i can smell the air!

[dreamy siren]

Oh well they fixed that now hopefully they eventually come to their senses and have the human decency to change the algorithm completely to represent brilliant chess better

[grim edge]

You probably failed to see the tactic behind that brilliant

[arctic heart]

Why is Europe so Beautiful

[trail prism]

Poiana Brasov

In Romania at varful postavaru

[arctic heart]

Is that an address

[grim edge]

its a romanian secret HQ

[trail prism]

Kind of like that is the mountain and region

1 shoot and u start puking

[keen parrot]

this shit burns a hole in your throat lmao

[trail prism]

2 shoots and u see green horses

[stable mirage]

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

What I miss

[arctic heart]

what is a gypsy

[grim edge]

I look away for two seconds

[keen parrot]

we be respectful in here okay?

[trail prism]

Fk I injured my tricep

[grim edge]

Just thug it out

[arctic heart]

What is even a gypsy

[trail prism]

Never trying one hand tricep extensions again

[keen parrot]

mate you might say the nword casually but that doesnt mean you can say it in here

[grim edge]

@trail prism you’re supposed to alternate not just one hand lol

[austere depot]

Stark the brilliant hater

[trail prism]

Forgor

[keen parrot]

calling someone a gypsy isnt far off the nword

[arctic heart]

when did he say no no word

[keen parrot]

ffs man

[grim edge]

I need to start doing higher level calisthenics

Hanging sideways from poles and shit

[trail prism]

The gate from my entrance of the car in the garden just got blasted out by the wind 💀

[supple delta]

GG @grim edge

[humble oracle]

wdym i thought gypsies called themselves gypsies

its not offensive

[trail prism]

Not rlly

[arctic heart]

From what i looked up it seems like a normal race name

[humble oracle]

i thought its a name for a group of people

[keen parrot]

you call an actual gypsy a gypsy and they beat the shit out of you

[trail prism]

Fr once I got jumped by 3 of em

[arctic heart]

This was just a miscommunication can y'all stop arguing

[trail prism]

Still beated em but damn they hit hard

[keen parrot]

where are you from bud

[grim edge]

Yall always have gifs that make me laugh

Stole that one

[arctic heart]

Ok now it's starting to sound weird

[grim edge]

romania has a far higher population of Gypsies

probably

[trail prism]

By the power of my right palm I shall tell y'all I need to eat 💀

And I got burned by oil ;-;

[arctic heart]

Why do you get injured every 5 seconds

[trail prism]

Dunno g

[fiery beacon]

hot hand

[trail prism]

It's a burn

[arctic heart]

Hand reveal

[dreamy siren]

This "look at my brilliant move!"(with ss of some 2 move basic calculation that happened to involve a sacrifice) MUST STOP! For the greater good of the chess community!

[trail prism]

I would do feet reveal but it certified gore

[arctic heart]

lol

[arctic heart]

Do Lung reveal

[trail prism]

No like I got chainsaw scars on it

[arctic heart]

Wth were you doing

[trail prism]

Cutting trees

Chainsaw jumped in foot

[arctic heart]

ouch

[grim edge]

Hey everyone

[trail prism]

It ain't hurted

It hurt after I went to hospital and my adrenaline went down

Chainsaw cuts not hurt if bone not cut

For a while

[arctic heart]

I never got slashed by a chainsaw so i can't relate

[arctic heart]

hey

[trail prism]

Like it took 10-15m for pain to arrive and it hurt more to get sewed with metal wires

I'ma go sleep g'night

[arctic heart]

gn

[grim edge]

This is why you gotta lumberjack trees good for the biceps 💪🏾

[trail prism]

It's 00:00

[keen parrot]

probably from shock, gn

[arctic heart]

If Pinnochio always lies and he says the following: "All my hats are green" which of the following statements are mathematically true?

[grim edge]

@arctic heart dead

[arctic heart]

A) Pinnochio has at least one hat.

B) Pinnochio has one green hat.

[quartz hinge]

Hi

[arctic heart]

C) Pinnochio has no hat.

D) Pinnochio has more than one hat.

[stable mirage]

only A so far

[arctic heart]

E) None of the Above)

[stable mirage]

actually hm

this is more of a definition puzzle

[fiery beacon]

I am trying to do what you said earlier. I have about 11 seconds of a song so far lol

[arctic heart]

A is the only true statement but i forgot the explanation

[grim edge]

Writing lyrics can be a challenge I know. I’ve been rapping since i was 10 so take your time and really get it right.

[fiery beacon]

I haven't written lyrics, just instrumentals

[gloomy forum]

dang

[grim edge]

Yessuh im bad

[stable mirage]

I mean it assumes that not having any hats means that all of them are green

which makes sense kind of but it’s a bit iffy

[arctic heart]

or none of them

you can't define something that doesn't exist

so C wouldn't be correct

[grim edge]

Can be more difficult if you’re making a song from instruments ive yet to try

[arctic heart]

the other ones are placeholders really

[grim edge]

You can do that or just learn a beautiful song

[fiery beacon]

Could I send it to you in DMs and see what you think about it so far?

[grim edge]

Sure

I will never say no to music