💬〡general-off-topic

[spring quarry]

hi

[stable mirage]

the ban speaks for itself

[final gust]

The laughing emoji don't make u right G

[stable mirage]

theory

[grim edge]

I mean he is kind of right, 99% of times theory doesn't decide a 900 game

[torpid lintel]

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[final gust]

I ain't saying u need have a deep sicilian repertoire, just saying that there is fundamental opening ideas and theory u gotta know regardless of ur elo

[bold idol]

wanna play bullet

[final gust]

U making up bs numbers

[grim edge]

lmao ok

[stable mirage]

82% of statistics are made up

[torpid lintel]

!welcome to this server

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

ty

[final gust]

Ye, I hate wen ppl use it em in debates

[thick kernel]

balls

[final gust]

Y not, I'm guessing u wanna woup my ass

[bold idol]

gimme yo username will play unrated

are u good at 30 sec?

[stable mirage]

1800-1999 vs 2000-2199

[final gust]

2:1

[final gust]

Not really

[bold idol]

then 1 min

[stable mirage]

1/4|4 >>

[final gust]

Don't think I've ever played 30 secs online, ever

[final gust]

2:1

[bold idol]

that isnt even bullet

[stable mirage]

second worst time control on the site

[bold idol]

yea

[final gust]

Ti's

[bold idol]

2:1 is like blitz

[stable mirage]

you don’t need to sugarcoat it

[final gust]

That's the point, using blitz to gain bullet elo

[bold idol]

ya know you can select 9 min 59 seconds as a time control and its blitz

[stable mirage]

and that’s the worst time control

[bold idol]

how is 9min 59 blitz and 10min rapid

[final gust]

It's my fav literally the best speed time control

[stable mirage]

lichess does it right

[bold idol]

lichess>chesscom

[stable mirage]

ong

[final gust]

Lichess = cc

[bold idol]

i think lessons and puzzles are better on chessocm

[stable mirage]

nah lichess puzzles are better

[final gust]

Anyways hb 1.5:1

[bold idol]

play 1:1

[stable mirage]

1/5|1 is a weird tc

[normal hatch]

cc lessons are garbo

[final gust]

Dawg...

Whatever

[bold idol]

go do silmans lessons in strategy

[stable mirage]

that’s still slow bullet

[bold idol]

they are the best

[supple imp]

3000 cc puzzles are actually quite easy and doable a however 2400 lichess puzzles feels like I'm playing elden ring

[stable mirage]

RIP silman

[bold idol]

so true

[final gust]

I hate speed bullet

[stable mirage]

yeah basically

[stable mirage]

too much rapid isn’t healthy

[bold idol]

bro 500 rated people are 3000 on cc puzzles wth

[final gust]

Send to Agrarianbrake78

[bold idol]

im like 300

[final gust]

Can't tell if ur joking

[bold idol]

no im not

[stable mirage]

I’ve seen 500 being 2800

[bold idol]

i sent one

[final gust]

Then he ain't 500

[bold idol]

acpt the challenge drake

[final gust]

Gimme a sec

[stable mirage]

lol my rapid graph

[bold idol]

what

how the hell did you do that

[final gust]

They still show avarage accuracy?

Thought it was removed

[stable mirage]

idk

apparently

[bold idol]

nah sirius what did u study to get this better quickly

[final gust]

Accepted mate

[stable mirage]

I played the bird and then swapped to normal openings

[bold idol]

damn

[stable mirage]

incredible strats

[bold idol]

ill try bird

[stable mirage]

oh also some polish

[final gust]

Nvm resend

[bold idol]

and nothing else to study like puzzles or

[stable mirage]

idk im sure I did something

basically focused on chess for a few months though

[final gust]

10,mins?

[bold idol]

yea

smoke me there

[final gust]

I just woke up

I'm tweaking af

[bold idol]

its fine your 2k

[stable mirage]

love my blitz graph tho

[final gust]

Let's get back to bullet

[bold idol]

ok

you send me

i cant send now

[final gust]

Aight

[bold idol]

sirius whats yo username

[stable mirage]

N1llectr

[bold idol]

ok

[analog matrix]

Is it Garry Kàsparov or Garry Kaspàrov?

[proud oasis]

Where did you learn them at?

[stable mirage]

I just came up with a stupid opening which nobody would have prep in and went from there

specifically sturm gambit

[proud oasis]

If i tried to do the same i would get checkmated in 5 moves 😂

[bold idol]

idk how the hell im 2k bullet and 1700 blitsz

[final gust]

Sent unrated by mistake

[bold idol]

yo wait brake

ill send

[final gust]

👍

[stable mirage]

[toxic valley]

Can you even do ladder mate with bishop pair

[stable mirage]

odd question

damn that was over a month ago and I’ve only saved one more picture to discord

that’s kind of sad

[desert hull]

you can do 2B mate

[restive storm]

you can't ladder mate with the bishops only

[stable mirage]

not really a ladder mate

[toxic valley]

I just decided to end game as draw

[restive storm]

bruh

[echo kestrel]

My blitz graph in the last year is so screwed up

[stable mirage]

duras

[echo kestrel]

Was stable, started raising, followed by a LOT of strong raising and tilting, and now somewhat stable again

[stable mirage]

tilting with unsound gambits sounds about right

[echo kestrel]

Yeah it is

I remember I was 2180 then went to 1850 2 days later

[stable mirage]

oof

[echo kestrel]

Frr

[stable mirage]

like even my bullet is reasonably consistent

[echo kestrel]

My daily is so good

Pov:

[toxic valley]

What the hell is this

[echo kestrel]

It's a named gambit

[stable mirage]

here’s my beautiful daily graph

[echo kestrel]

Wowww

[toxic valley]

There's some weird book that says to exchange knight for pawn

[echo kestrel]

Yeah

Is that weird???

[toxic valley]

I have no idea what does that gambit does

[restive storm]

send position

[toxic valley]

Even queen's gambit sacrifices pawn and never saw gambit that sacrifices full knight

[desert hull]

there's once a giga ooga gambit in a GTE

2P1B1R

[restive storm]

full piece sacrifices are usually to get a huge center or big attack

send the position

[desert hull]

me?

[echo kestrel]

It wins

[uncut fable]

Jerome Gambit

King’s Gambit Accepted: Algaier Gambit

Halloween Gambit

[echo kestrel]

Believe it or not, this is a named opening that I've had in a game

[restive storm]

yeah this is to get a giant center and then attack the knights with tempo

[stable mirage]

fire

[echo kestrel]

Muzio gambit, or even double muzio gambit

[stable mirage]

and is terrible

[restive storm]

femboy behaviour

[proud oasis]

Wtf happened to you in 2023

[stable mirage]

I played a few daily games

[restive storm]

I forgot to mention that
black wins if played accurate

by force

[uncut fable]

alright but have you ever seen a queen sacrifice to slightly damage a pawn structure

brilliant move my ass

[stable mirage]

@turbid charmysh

[restive storm]

it literally wins material

[echo kestrel]

It's great

[proud oasis]

How is it brilliant to lose a queen to a pawn

Or am i missing something?

[echo kestrel]

You are

[stable mirage]

…..

[echo kestrel]

There was a knight there

[restive storm]

he took a knight

which was protecting a key square f6

[stable mirage]

Qxd5 ez

[stable mirage]

your opponents are trash

[restive storm]

I missed that

lol

[echo kestrel]

I played someone better than you today

[stable mirage]

very interesting

I can do that too

[primal mirage]

[toxic valley]

You have royal fork but what the hell

[primal mirage]

halloween on top

[indigo viper]

Halloween Gambit but it is trash

[proud oasis]

Makes more sense

Im just really bad at chess so did not see it

[indigo viper]

brilliant because after takes Nf6 forking queen and rook, take the queen and then you take rook on f8 next move because trapped

[stable mirage]

Qxd5.

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play me in chess? im rated 769 pref a high elo player

[silent quest]

What's your cc

[stable mirage]

sure I’m 200 elo

[bold idol]

wanna play bullet sirius

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/k3tne

[stable mirage]

nah not on pc rn

and I’m terrible at phone and never bothered to learn

[indigo viper]

the pawn

[bold idol]

how longplaying chess sirius?

[stable mirage]

too long

I should be better

[bold idol]

how

[indigo viper]

real

not real

vaguely real

mostly real

partially real

[bold idol]

illager whats yo bullet

[indigo viper]

OTB or on cc

[stable mirage]

who tf plays bullet otb

[bold idol]

cc

[stable mirage]

rated bullet otb

[bold idol]

lmao

flaggin irl

[gloomy vector]

average lichess position

[stable mirage]

I would send a clip but I think it would count as advertising

[bold idol]

send it who cares

[stable mirage]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/77052800975?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

N1llectr (2133) vs. ojigubes (2051)

Move List

1. f4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. c4 Nf6 4. Nc3 e6 5. d4 cxd4 6. Nxd4 Be7 7. e4 a6 8. Be3 Nbd7 9. g4 Nc5 10. Bg2 g6 11. b4 Ncd7 12. h4 Qc7 13. Qe2 Rb8 14. [a4] d5 15. e5 Bxb4 16. Rc1 Bxc3+ 17. Rxc3 Ne4 18. Bxe4 dxe4 19. O-O Nc5 20. Qc2 Nd3 21. Rxd3 exd3 22. Qxd3 Qe7 23. f5 Qxh4 24. Rf4 gxf5 25. gxf5 Rg8+ 26. Kf1 Qh1+ 27. Ke2 Rg2+ 28. Bf2 Qh5+ 29. Nf3 Bd7 30. Qd6 Rd8 31. f6 Rxf2+ 32. Kxf2 Qxf3+ 33. Kxf3 Bc6+ 34. Ke3 Rxd6 35. exd6 Kd7 36. c5 b5 37. axb5 axb5 38. Rh4 b4 39. Rxb4 e5 40. Rh4 Bd5 41. Rh5 Ke6 42. Rxh7 Kxf6 43. Rh8 Be6 44. c6 Bf5 45. d7 Bxd7 46. cxd7 Ke7 47. d8=Q+ Ke6 48. Re8+ Kf5 49. Qd7+ Kg6 50. Rg8+ Kf6 51. Qd6+ Kf5 52. Qe7 f6 53. Qd7# 

[indigo viper]

my cc one is 1308 because i only play blitz lmao

[grim edge]

2nd game of my tourney I lost to an unrated, I should quit

[indigo viper]

could be next beth harmon tho

[bold idol]

howd you improve to 2k

[grim edge]

He was 10

[indigo viper]

i was already like 1700 or something at that point i was just memeing like a couple games

[grim edge]

Maybe

[bold idol]

after that

[indigo viper]

well on chesscom idk just luckily games from tournaments but otb is 1850

lucky*

[bold idol]

uscf?

coz 1800 fide is like 2300+ on chesscom

[indigo viper]

yes uscf fide is not in australia i dont think

you have to play internationally i think

[stable mirage]

I don’t think uscf is in Australia either

[bold idol]

it is

[indigo viper]

it is

[bold idol]

then what the hell are australian players supposed to do

[stable mirage]

??!

[bold idol]

im losing to a 700 rn

so goood

[echo kestrel]

They're probably cheating

[indigo viper]

there is also australian chess federation

[bold idol]

nah i blundered 2 pawns

[stable mirage]

aus has rating does it not

[stable mirage]

yeah

[bold idol]

nope

[echo kestrel]

Dang..

[bold idol]

higher then that

[stable mirage]

nah depends on classical skill

vs blitz

[echo kestrel]

Bro I'm 2150 cc and 1600 uscf

[bold idol]

i suppose 2000 fide will be like 2400 cc

[stable mirage]

ye I’m not even 1800 uscf

[echo kestrel]

.. bruh what

[bold idol]

he is underrated

[echo kestrel]

I am very underrated

But so is the rest of my state 😭

Here, 2200 cc is literally like 1700 uscf

[bold idol]

damn

[stable mirage]

which state if that isn’t too private

[bold idol]

i aint even rated

[indigo viper]

@stable mirage what is your rating otb

[echo kestrel]

Georgia

[grim edge]

Anyone who is 1400 here i can play with?,unrated game

[stable mirage]

I already said but less than 1800

[bold idol]

we have fide here

[indigo viper]

oh my bad i didnt read above

[stable mirage]

allg

[stable mirage]

hm interesting

[bold idol]

yall fide would be around 1500-1600 for uscf 1800

[stable mirage]

they’re pretty similar

[silent quest]

I was 1400 i tilted

[stable mirage]

I guess depends where you live but usually similar enough

[bold idol]

nah they have some differnece

100-200 points

[stable mirage]

nah not that much

my diff is like 200 but that’s cuz I don’t play many fide rated

[grim edge]

Can i play with you,am 1350 i dropped to 1320 because for some reason my brain feels a bit too cloudy,i need to get it active again

[silent quest]

What's your cc

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> un3x4ected

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1324 (1358 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (1085 peak)
Bullet: 987 (1060 peak)

[grim edge]

Unrated game please

[stable mirage]

no you have to be exactly 1400 on the dot

[grim edge]

Wym

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1640 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[spark hatch]

Hi

[grim edge]

647 blitz is like 3000 fide

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[spark hatch]

I Readed

[grim edge]

Same

[spark hatch]

Ty

[indigo viper]

whats is your best otb win by rating guys

[bold idol]

1600 fide

[grim edge]

I drew with a 1456, that was my best

[severe oxide]

/ announcements

[grim edge]

People are really underrated..

[bold idol]

my guy 1600 fide blundered a skewer so i won

[nimble niche]

1900 acf

i haven't played many tournaments before

1900 acf is probably approximately 1900 fide too

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> princesse32

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1525 (1538 peak)
Blitz: 1167 (1271 peak)
Bullet: 1188 (1326 peak)

[severe oxide]

do /announcements idiot

[bold idol]

i love this for some reason

[stable mirage]

you could also just turn off everyone/role pings

[bold idol]

do u have a 1 hour version of this

[keen parrot]

good molyning

[nocturne elk]

Is this challenge still available?

[grim edge]

Anybody 1400 i can play with unrated game

[grim edge]

Yup i just got back from a game

[severe oxide]

can’t say i do

[severe oxide]

i’m 1400

[nocturne elk]

I was 1400 is that still ok 💀

[keen parrot]

she is playing the inch god

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/KSzNR

[keen parrot]

imagine if i snipe

[severe oxide]

playing on the bus gonna be wild

[keen parrot]

ill spec

yo

[indigo viper]

"There Is Nothing We Can Do" Napoleon Gambit - Pawn Variation

[drowsy crypt]

Hi

How's it going

[graceful lintel]

[keen parrot]

damn incho is kinda throwing

[severe oxide]

this fking crack head game in with a pram and is ramming my leg

i can’t concentrate

[keen parrot]

[raven dock]

sup guys

[bold idol]

sup

[raven dock]

what?

[raven dock]

nothing much, wby

[bold idol]

chessing

[iron crane]

Bruh i need help

[severe oxide]

i am on a bus

[bold idol]

what happened

[indigo viper]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/5ooSiXvRca?tab=analysis napolean gambit at its finest

[severe oxide]

THE BUS STALLED LMAOOOOO

[keen parrot]

nah you both are paid actors i cant guess well like this

[raven dock]

why are you on a bus, get inside it

[bold idol]

bruh

[keen parrot]

dude why didnt you take c8 (:

[raven dock]

wdym stalled

[iron crane]

I was forced into joining the district meet which happens next week but idk how to play anymore

nobody else was qualified

[raven dock]

forced?

[iron crane]

Yes

[raven dock]

wdym forced

[graceful lintel]

[silent quest]

[iron crane]

i got into the club when the school year started so i got priority 💀

[graceful lintel]

[severe oxide]

COZ I CANT CONCENTRATE

[iron crane]

There are divisions and im the only one who qualifies for one of them

[silent quest]

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[iron crane]

There was this one time when a 16 year old absolutely destroyed a 14 year old in a match but when they found out he was 16, they gave the win to the 14 year old

[graceful lintel]

[iron crane]

It was funny

[keen parrot]

??

[silent quest]

Its going pretty well wbu

[keen parrot]

was dude smurfing in age

[iron crane]

yea he was put into the wrong division lool

[keen parrot]

thats just the organizers fault

[graceful lintel]

Oh great just woke up and decided to grind blitz 🗣️🔥🙏📈📈

[digital kayak]

Hello chess general chat

[iron crane]

Yepo

[stuck kestrel]

age doesnt matter only rating does

[silent quest]

[graceful lintel]

[iron crane]

District meet broski

[keen parrot]

yeah but it was a tournament with age categories

[silent quest]

Ego doesn't matter only elo does

[iron crane]

How play chess

[digital kayak]

How are we this evening

[keen parrot]

morning*

[iron crane]

im gonna die of pressure brud

[graceful lintel]

You develop ur king and eat ur opponents pieces

[silent quest]

Noon*

[digital kayak]

Timezones exist guys

[iron crane]

What openibg shoukd I spend a week learning

One for black one for white

[digital kayak]

It’s currently evening for me

[stuck kestrel]

are u japanese or aussie

[grim edge]

Tilt’s still here 😱

[digital kayak]

Aussie

[digital kayak]

Time zones

[graceful lintel]

Should've said "how are we This evening/morning/noon/mid night"smth

[iron crane]

Bump

[keen parrot]

i just woke up

[grim edge]

Cap

[iron crane]

I really nned help from the pros

[digital kayak]

No one here is a pro

[graceful lintel]

real

[keen parrot]

true

[grim edge]

Speak for yourself

[keen parrot]

i dont see any 2600 GMs here

[graceful lintel]

Cries

[keen parrot]

oh shit forgot about queenie

[graceful lintel]

There r just ded

[iron crane]

You guys are probably capable of winning against students from a city though

[grim edge]

Exactly

[raven dock]

demn, i would rather not say anything then type that big of a sentence

[digital kayak]

Says the sub 1000

[grim edge]

I’m a pro

[keen parrot]

damn incho you threw but still won

[digital kayak]

Right….

[iron crane]

wow above 1000? So pro i nwd hwlp

[grim edge]

Proof

Frick i lost i tried to deflect but didnt know i was gonna get checked🥲

[keen parrot]

just cause your simp said so

[severe oxide]

gg

[keen parrot]

you were totally winning, kinda unfortunate you went down like that

[iron crane]

What opening should i learn for both sides

[keen parrot]

e4 e5

[raven dock]

you used inspect element.

[grim edge]

🫤

[iron crane]

Which variation smh

[keen parrot]

all of them

[severe oxide]

c5 💯💯💯

[iron crane]

i have a week

[grim edge]

Anybody 1400 i can spar with

https://play.chess.com/KSzNR

[iron crane]

Im not about to humiliate my alma mater 😡

[keen parrot]

im one digit off but i dont think you would want to play me 💀

[grim edge]

I actually do wanna

[iron crane]

Wtf

[grim edge]

Lets go,i wanna learn mistakes the hardway🥲

[grim edge]

Go check

[keen parrot]

if you say so

[severe oxide]

2400 vs 1300 gonna go crazy

[grim edge]

Oof someonw pressed it already

Waiy lemme finish this

[keen parrot]

alr

[severe oxide]

🛢️

[grim edge]

🛢️🛢️

[keen parrot]

🛢️

[severe oxide]

💀

[keen parrot]

what does unnumbered time look like

[silent quest]

[latent pebble]

Any new mods?

[severe oxide]

when the function got coleslaw 🙋🏼‍♂️

[severe oxide]

DeepOceanSun

[stable mirage]

daily

[severe oxide]

yes but not mod

[latent pebble]

Neat

[grim edge]

Me too

[severe oxide]

fr

[keen parrot]

saved ty

[viral epoch]

ping for game review

[grim edge]

Bye

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[severe oxide]

i don’t know what ur talking about

ooh i wonder will she find out

bout the other

other lover

dianaaaa

wake up deadddd (you die)

[grim edge]

@keen parrot am readyhttps://play.chess.com/KSzNR

I just won the last one

[keen parrot]

just send a private one, others will accept

shut up nug 👺

[severe oxide]

got that chess rizz

[digital phoenix]

my bread is buttered up

[stable mirage]

yum

[honest sable]

hello anyone here 1200/1300

[grim edge]

Probably, but not me

[severe oxide]

i am 1400

[honest sable]

oh ok wanna play a game?

[honest sable]

btw 1400 blitz or rapid

[stable mirage]

must be blitz

rapid is cringe

guess the eval

[keen parrot]

+2

[grim edge]

+2.3

[honest sable]

how is .. wat

[honest sable]

1.6

[stable mirage]

+1.1

[keen parrot]

low depth smh, ill check myself

[stable mirage]

ye do higher depth im just using phone browser

[severe oxide]

rapid

[stable mirage]

nice but I got one best move

[severe oxide]

the fact that it’s a real game is absurd

[honest sable]

wanna play a game

[keen parrot]

its around 1.3

[stable mirage]

same thing

turns out a6 a5 a4 is op

[raven dock]

ikr, look at that graph

[keen parrot]

it loses a pawn, wouldnt say op

[severe oxide]

ok

[stable mirage]

hush

opens the a file

[keen parrot]

amazing compensation

[honest sable]

https://play.chess.com/rzevP

[stable mirage]

worth

[keen parrot]

gg @grim edge

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

you kept up in the opening ngl, i had no clue what i was doing

[grim edge]

So much blunders so embarrasing

[keen parrot]

i have been playing for about as long as you have been alive probably

no shame in losing

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

How long have you been playing?

Imma go eat and play seriously,i think imma try and mimic your moves

[keen parrot]

15 years

[stable mirage]

shi

[grim edge]

@keen parrot can we play again next time i wanna try and like mimic your moves against my oponnents

[grim edge]

I’ve only been playing for 13 years

[keen parrot]

sure, my opening wasnt that great though

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

I’m fr I was in chess club when I was 4

[keen parrot]

yeah but you quit right

[stable mirage]

bruh I just learnt chess them

[drowsy crypt]

Which opening did you play?

[grim edge]

I didn’t even learn how to move the pieces 💀

[stable mirage]

tf u in a club for

[keen parrot]

idk i improvised some d5 h5 h4 shit

[grim edge]

My teacher was that bad…

[keen parrot]

lmao so it was a glorified daycare

[grim edge]

What?

Wdym?

[drowsy crypt]

Better than my openings

[grim edge]

[stable mirage]

:thinkies:

[grim edge]

You aren’t Kayden

[keen parrot]

queenie never beating the dude allegations

[stable mirage]

🛢️

[keen parrot]

happy birthday again

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-hehe-kiss-meme-kissing-meme-black-guy-kiss-gif-23557764

[stable mirage]

he’s hotter than she is

[keen parrot]

yeah for sure

[drowsy crypt]

Thanks how did you know?

[stable mirage]

he’s fine fr

[drowsy crypt]

Thanks again

[mossy meteor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1037198819449913374/1044174863125975070/image0.gif

[mossy meteor]

happy happy birthday from all of us to you
we wish it was our birthday so we could party too

[odd lake]

hii

anyone rated above 1000 in rapid chess?

[mossy meteor]

is the metreo thing still going on? i love it

[odd lake]

or 700 also

[mossy meteor]

millimetreo, centimetreo

[drowsy crypt]

Thanks man

[nimble niche]

on tuesday nobody told me they decided on not going to the game

so i went to the game and nobody else showed up

[final gust]

Kinda, in a way but not really

[mossy meteor]

i am, i think

[stable mirage]

yeah I’m 1001 on lichess

[severe oxide]

Lmfao

[nimble niche]

ok what's more important? finishing a history assignment due by the end of school tomorrow or studying for a maths exam tomorrow morning

[severe oxide]

i dropped 20 on tuesday 🥱🥱🥱

[nimble niche]

i finished my part of the history but it's a pair task and i have a shit partner who has barely written anything

[mossy meteor]

math > history

[honest sable]

ah disconnected

[mossy meteor]

math = reptition
history = unreptition

[severe oxide]

i’m doing a english speech on how 9/11 was an inside job

[nimble niche]

starting the yearly maths exam revision at 7pm the night before

[honest sable]

who wanna 1v1 me

[mossy meteor]

if i win do i have bragging rights that i.. clapped you

[latent pebble]

Quiz or unit test

[honest sable]

weeeeeell yeah if i have the same rights :>

[nimble niche]

yearly exam so everything we've covered this year in a 90 minute exam

[grim edge]

Neither just watch Netflix

[latent pebble]

Weight

[graceful lintel]

How to get to 1k elo(asking for a friend my tips ain't working smth)

[nimble niche]

50%

[mossy meteor]

it's only fair that we bet on each other's booties

[honest sable]

study middle games and end games more than openings

[latent pebble]

Do math

But get good sleep

[nimble niche]

when should i sleep?

[honest sable]

wta i thought u meant another clap.... anywayyyyy send a link

[nimble niche]

i'm just gonna revise my biggest weaknesses

[mossy meteor]

im about to sleep soon. tmrw sounds fine?

[honest sable]

okae

[latent pebble]

If you have your past unit exams prioritize the weaknesses on each exam but also briefly brush over the basics

[severe oxide]

openings set up ur middlegame u cannot study a middlegame without an opening idiot

[honest sable]

well he must learn like 1 opening for each colour then just middle and end games :_:

[nimble niche]

i've finished my part of the history but it's a pair task and my partner's so shit and spam pinging me for help every 5 minutes

[toxic valley]

I encountered someone using this gambit

[mossy meteor]

https://play.chess.com/MSKpR 🙂

this link looks damn suspicious wtf

[honest sable]

halloweeeen gampit is stupid

[graceful lintel]

No it's not

[honest sable]

lol

[mossy meteor]

my chess profile is in my About Me 🙃 feel free to add

[graceful lintel]

-2

[honest sable]

yes it is

[mossy meteor]

again!?

[mossy meteor]

yo we doing it now?

[honest sable]

yee

[graceful lintel]

No it's not

[stable mirage]

[graceful lintel]

My winrate is 100% with Halloween Gambit

[honest sable]

then what is it

[stable mirage]

Halloween gambit is a free knight

[stable mirage]

if ur gonna sac a piece in the opening play muzio

[viral epoch]

e

[grim edge]

Sent

[graceful lintel]

understandable

[honest sable]

yes i got my answer now

[stable mirage]

hi eli

[graceful lintel]

Oh great Blitz unrated?

[viral epoch]

ping for game review

[honest sable]

what

[graceful lintel]

Idk anyone wanna play blitz?

[loud dew]

Wtf i sent a random game where a 1 move tactic decided a game, u cant sent proof cause u arent right

[honest sable]

ok but after i finish my match with someone

[severe oxide]

fried liver?

[honest sable]

btw what's ur rating in blitz

[graceful lintel]

Ohk

[graceful lintel]

Reached 1300 today

[stable mirage]

here you can review this if you want to review something so badly https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/34Q7R1eLJi?tab=analysis

[stable mirage]

not consistent enough

more people play into muzio I think

[honest sable]

Wow nice

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: FustigateEm vs Queeniexo1 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/93479345155 @viral epoch

[worn ice]

FustigateEm (881) vs. Queeniexo1 (892)

Move List

1. e3 c5 2. Bc4 e6 3. Nf3 d5 4. Bb5+ Nd7 5. Ne5 a6 6. Bxd7+ Bxd7 7. Nxd7 Qxd7 8. c3 b5 9. O-O Bd6 10. d4 Nf6 11. dxc5 Bxc5 12. b4 Bd6 13. Qd3 Bxh2+ 14. Kh1 Ng4 15. Qd4 h5 16. f3 Qd6 17. Qxg7 Bg3 18. fxg4 O-O-O 19. gxh5 Rxh5+ 20. Kg1 Bh2+ 21. Kf2 Qg3+ 22. Qxg3 Bxg3+ 23. Kxg3 Rg5+ 24. Kh2 Rh8+ 25. Kg1 Rgh5 26. Rxf7 Rh1+ 27. Kf2 Rxc1 28. Re7 Rc2+ 29. Ke1 Rh1# 

[honest sable]

im 1125 rapid and smth 600 blitz but im gonna beat u

[honest sable]

whae

[graceful lintel]

ok

[mossy meteor]

@honest sable gg my guy

[honest sable]

gg nice rook SACRIFICEEE

[viral epoch]

reviewed

[mossy meteor]

THE ROOOOOOK!! ngl bro my heart was racing hoping it wasn't a blunder 😭 i only saw because of the puzzles

you made my scared fr it was wp

[honest sable]

lol nice

[honest sable]

i think we blundered like 4 times

Send me a link :_: @graceful lintel

[grim edge]

Ty

[graceful lintel]

Ohk imma send in dms

[viral epoch]

Yw

[honest sable]

btw after the game i wanna play 1 bullett

[graceful lintel]

I dont play bullet
Bullet is hard

[mossy meteor]

ill catch up w you tomorrow yeah? ill be on a bit earlier if you're down

[honest sable]

lol its like blitz but faster 🙃

gg

[graceful lintel]

I get flag in blitz

[honest sable]

buulleeeeeet C:

[graceful lintel]

I can't think fast

[honest sable]

oh

[graceful lintel]

Ohk 😭

[honest sable]

rematch?

[severe oxide]

skoden stoodis

[nimble niche]

what how

[grim edge]

are Eric Rosen, Alex Banzea and Danya the best teachers

[grand shore]

no

Naroditsky and Hikaru are best

[keen parrot]

all second to me

[pallid plinth]

I was 5 elo away from 1500 😦

[grand shore]

also my tummy no feel good, I drank 2 litres of choccy milk

[graceful lintel]

Ggs

[honest sable]

wait lets rematch blitz @graceful lintel

[keen parrot]

2 liters? fuxking rip

[honest sable]

gg hehe

[graceful lintel]

Ohk

[grand shore]

I was thirsty and mindlessly drinking bruh

[spring quarry]

hi

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1640 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[latent pebble]

Don’t take the fall for them

Do your math and ignore em, if they don’t do their part make a case with the teacher that you did all you were required to do

[fierce pivot]

ubybsyy

[fierce pivot]

mmm i love gambits that absolutely do no benefit to my position

[pine widget]

Does anyone know who ArkadiyKhromaev is and why they are #1 on the bullet leaderboard? I’m not a chess expert, I’ve just never heard that name before

[honest sable]

ggs i will get better and REMATCH @graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

Ohk 💀

[raven dock]

bro's account is almost 2 years old, and there's like 25k+ games on it 💀

that's like more than 40 games each day, without a break

[spring quarry]

hello

[pine widget]

That’s kind of why I was asking. I just don’t really understand what’s going on there and I happened to check the leaderboard today. I asked the same question in chess chat and someone linked me to another forum post about it.

[frigid parcel]

plays only hyperbullet/<30 sec time controls

[raven dock]

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/who-is-arkadiy-khromaev
there's a complete forum on him on chess.com @pine widget

[raven dock]

hey, sup

[fierce pivot]

inflation is a thing that exists idk

15 seconds is crazy damn

[raven dock]

inflation in economy

[pine widget]

Got it, thank you

[pine widget]

Thank you. Ya this is the article the other group linked me too as well. Very interesting.

[fierce pivot]

everyone knows bubsy is best bullet player

[raven dock]

yeah I just google searched his name and this was the first link I got

[raven dock]

whose everyone?

[raven dock]

can you do /profile

[fierce pivot]

anybody to ever grace the earth

[pine widget]

Well what I find even more bizarre is that when I saw the leaderboard, I put the name into YouTube thinking surely Gotham or Hikaru would have mentioned something about it. Nothing though.

[graceful lintel]

What's his rtgs?

[fierce pivot]

albert is broken rn

/profile

[spring quarry]

if ur rating is 1200 - 1300 rapid chess.com reply to this comment

[raven dock]

lol ngl, its always broken

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Suzu Ba-rem (suzu88)

This is the Chess.com profile of suzu88. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Suzu Ba-rem (suzu88)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 325 (372 peak)
Blitz: 215 (peak)
Bullet: 100

[keen parrot]

just a bullet one trick

[fierce pivot]

amazing

10000 elo

[raven dock]

man you are too good. I am getting scared

[fierce pivot]

yes i know i know, ladies one at a time

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/736720689914183732/1031561273256722562/fart2.gif

[fierce pivot]

i do this to myself

[keen parrot]

so real

[fierce pivot]

LOLLLL ME

[raven dock]

bro imagine if it actually happened during one of those fake attacks

who are these people

Garry and Danya

[graceful lintel]

Hikarus account?

[fierce pivot]

no, some random guy

[raven dock]

no bruh, thats the guy I was talking about

yes

[keen parrot]

hikaru would be higher rated

[graceful lintel]

No title?

[fierce pivot]

no title. just pain.

[raven dock]

@graceful lintel some "random" bullet #1 guy

[graceful lintel]

Idk I just got here

[graceful lintel]

[stiff hinge]

i was in Jollibee all the sudden some employee played boys logging into discord meme music

[raven dock]

its an adult 💀

[stable mirage]

avg 80 yr old

[graceful lintel]

Bro spawned Outta nowhere

[graceful lintel]

How did this guy managed to play 25k+ games in less than a year

[keen parrot]

[raven dock]

imagine having your current rating higher than your peak rating 💀 even chess.com glitched

[graceful lintel]

[fierce pivot]

today's puzzle was so easy dawg

[keen parrot]

he got rating compensation

[graceful lintel]

Lost my 68 days streak recently

[severe oxide]

minimalism is a scam by big small to sell more less

[keen parrot]

i mean he is obviously not 3358 level

[fierce pivot]

can we talk about how chess.com is making the names basically a giveaway??? this one literally told us the moves??

[frozen crane]

Lol

[graceful lintel]

real

[keen parrot]

yeah they are kinda lazy with it

[stable mirage]

not nice

[fierce pivot]

they should hire me in the puzzle naming team

"comment ez and we will block your IP address"

[keen parrot]

ez

[graceful lintel]

Yea I went to my grandparents house and forgot abt my chess streak

[fierce pivot]

i was dancing earlier and dropped my fake beer and slipped and fell and got covered in it

lovely 11 am

[keen parrot]

fake beer? you mean without alcohol

[fierce pivot]

it tastes like beer looks like beer but it no do the beer

[fierce pivot]

malt drink yes

saudi

[keen parrot]

ah yeah i get it

religion and shi

[fierce pivot]

yall know muslims think chess is haram?? they get pissed when i bring my chessboard to school

[keen parrot]

meanwhile me with a bottle of strong spirit hidden in my closet:

[fierce pivot]

literally no idea why its haram so idgaf

[fierce pivot]

you have more than that hiding in your closet tilt

[keen parrot]

you wish

[fierce pivot]

google it, most sources say its haram

[fierce pivot]

get your gf out of there please

[keen parrot]

which one

[fierce pivot]

ligma balls

[keen parrot]

chess being haram is kinda bs, plenty of muslim great chess players

[fierce pivot]

not everyone believes it but most people do. its very annoying tbh. "it distracts you from god!" literally everything does that?? shut up

[keen parrot]

waste of time according to some dude = haram

[fierce pivot]

they literally held the chess championship in saudi>????

[keen parrot]

its okay for us to do the haramming

[fierce pivot]

we had lil hikaru over here

[fierce pivot]

no there was muslim fide representatives and muslim players, but the highest rated saudi i know of is 2100

[keen parrot]

yeah i get it

[fierce pivot]

its all ridiculous dawg

allah when he sees 64 squares and 16 pawns on a piece of wood :(

[keen parrot]

woodpushing is haram

[fierce pivot]

other sources like Imam Malik RA say its worse than nard and is absolutely forbidden LOL

bruh you can always pause a chess clock wtf

[keen parrot]

https://www.quora.com/Is-it-forbidden-to-marry-anime-characters-in-Islam

[fierce pivot]

LOL

"I WANTED TO MARRY ONE TOO" LMAOAOOA

fr they always down bad

[keen parrot]

https://www.quora.com/unanswered/It-is-haram-to-doing-a-gay-ship-in-an-anime-or-a-cartoon

guys we need to answer

[fierce pivot]

TILT STOP IUT IM GONNA PISS MYSELF LAUGHING

[fierce pivot]

you know i have chronic piss disease

[keen parrot]

okay girl you didnt have to say that

[fierce pivot]

then anything is haram if you do it while doing other haram stuff 😭 rthis is so stupid

stop bringing up war its annoying

[keen parrot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuslimLounge/comments/vz5u48/is_having_a_foot_fetish_haram_and_always_looking/

[fierce pivot]

another war reference and im pinging mods because i am discord slob

[fierce pivot]

BRO STOPPP 😭

[keen parrot]

[fierce pivot]

average indo/malay

[keen parrot]

okayy ill stop

[dawn bone]

Feet are a part of the women's عورة so yes

[fierce pivot]

my guy palestine doesnt even have a national football team 😭

[keen parrot]

so chess is like pirating while foot fetish is like stealing

[fierce pivot]

.. you're annoying\

[dawn bone]

Nah this is wild shit

[fierce pivot]

chess is haram because handshake!!!

[zinc hound]

That's wild

[keen parrot]

chess is haram because i play with myself at the chessboard

[fierce pivot]

whenever i play men otb i give them a thumbsup no handshake, haram

[keen parrot]

play chess*!!

[grim edge]

LMAO

[dawn bone]

If handshake wit women

[floral flare]

🧐

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-magnus-carlsen-carlsen-chess-chesscom-gif-17371346872648847106

[fierce pivot]

thats allowed :)

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-rensch-daniel-rensch-rensch-chess-chesscom-gif-25905237

[fierce pivot]

holy shit thats a big rook 😳

[toxic valley]

Bongcloud

[zinc hound]

That's kinda

[keen parrot]

come ere let me en passant you

[floral flare]

ur a grown ass man

[grim edge]

Lmao when was this taken

[fierce pivot]

im none of those things

[keen parrot]

no clue

[dawn bone]

No men shall not touch women if they are not their wife

[zinc hound]

Bubsy is a 10 year old girl

[fierce pivot]

I AM A WOMAN

[floral flare]

exactly

[toxic valley]

I have no idea why queen is taller than rook

[fierce pivot]

CHAT 😭 im a hench lady

[floral flare]

u dont come off like that

[dawn bone]

Then you shall not touch men😁

[keen parrot]

what man would say they were 4'5 or something

[fierce pivot]

i dont touch men that arent my husband or relative 🗿 but i be hugging girls after chess games

[fierce pivot]

can you read jesus christ

[umbral wind]

that aint a man that's a dwarf

[fierce pivot]

bubsy!!!!

[keen parrot]

another man telling a woman how to live, so not slay

[dawn bone]

Halal

[grim edge]

I just found out theres a slur for dwarves

[fierce pivot]

so TRUE tilt

[dawn bone]

Stfu women

[umbral wind]

spill

[grim edge]

Midget

[umbral wind]

oh

[grim edge]

It's apparently very offensive

[fierce pivot]

oh my god 😭

[dawn bone]

Yes i can

[keen parrot]

okay dude, seriously stop with the misoginy, you are setting a bad example

[fierce pivot]

no its ok :/ ive heard worse :/

[dawn bone]

Just joking my man

[grim edge]

I got banned from a server for it 😔

[fierce pivot]

1. jesus is still respected in islam
2. i left islam because of people like you 🗿(and moh)

[dawn bone]

Haram

[fierce pivot]

i just live in saudi and need to respect islamic rules so they dont behead me idk

what yall saying, anyway chess

[grim edge]

Canon is a funny way to put it

[keen parrot]

i want to send a gif so badly but my ass going to get muted for it, should i?

[fierce pivot]

do it

mods are ASLEEP

[zinc hound]

How tall are you guys?

[dawn bone]

You dont deserve to be in saudia

[fierce pivot]

??? i deserve to be here as much as anyone else lol

[keen parrot]

[dawn bone]

Lol

[grim edge]

Nah just a spin-off

Ligma balls

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-in-real-life-chris-pratt-super-mario-gif-23213580

[dawn bone]

Nvm

[fierce pivot]

no elos under 2400 allowed

[umbral wind]

how do i get the weekly arena winner role

win them weekly? maybe

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/stealing-meme-meme-stealing-stealing-me-stealing-a-meme-meme-stealing-license-gif-26309375

[grim edge]

Let's GOOOOOOO

[keen parrot]

win a weekly arena (for some reason they dont do them anymore)

[zinc hound]

I'm 1 meter 2 feet 11 inches and 2 centimeters

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/stealing-meme-meme-stealing-stealing-me-stealing-a-meme-meme-stealing-license-gif-26309375

[keen parrot]

181 moment

[fierce pivot]

get a load of yourself 😭 also im palestinian i kinda have nowhere else to go

no look at their living situation ^

[zinc hound]

I did the measurements wrong D:

[grim edge]

Fix ur room dawg shit looks like an active warzone

[fierce pivot]

fix ur rook 😭

[dawn bone]

Damn i am sorry i thought you were not arab and still living in saudi

[fierce pivot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLrFyjGZ9NU&pp=ygUbaW5zaWRlIGhvbmcga29uZyBjYWdlIGhvbWVz

[grim edge]

I can't really see it be worse

[dawn bone]

Mad respect for you sis

[keen parrot]

i am 52 3/4 inch and 49 cm tall

[fierce pivot]

lmao thanks

[blazing anvil]

Why am I unable to chat in game ?

[keen parrot]

💀

[fierce pivot]

how the fk did their king march to g6 😭

[blazing anvil]

@strange skiff

[fierce pivot]

room tour. ill drop mine too

[zinc hound]

Add 110000 millimeters to that ❤️

[keen parrot]

e4 e5 nf3 f6 nxe5 fxe5 qh5+ ke7 qxe5+ kf7 bc4+ d5 bxd5+ kg6 h4 h5 bxb7 !!

[zinc hound]

Didn't paste in the millimeters

[daring mortar]

Hey

How do I get better at middlegame

[stable mirage]

practice

[dawn bone]

Get good

[keen parrot]

real

[daring mortar]

Like my openings are solid, after completing the setup I get lost

[daring mortar]

That's my goal

[fierce pivot]

li-li-lliche-.. am i allowed to say that word here?

[dawn bone]

Yeah everybody's goal too

[fierce pivot]

li chess puzzles are solid for middlegame tactics 🗿

[keen parrot]

linchess

[dawn bone]

Gets banned

[keen parrot]

[zinc hound]

My friend sent me like 4 lines of the queens gambit

[keen parrot]

no. no i dont.

[umbral wind]

what a god

[daring mortar]

How though like there must be a strategy or something. I could end up blundering some piece and lose position

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot bubsy room go so hard

[keen parrot]

so much pink stuff, gotta be a woman now

[fierce pivot]

so much pink but so much car..

[shut canopy]

Hallo

[zinc hound]

This'll be great but I don't play the queens gambit

[keen parrot]

cars too yeh

[shut canopy]

Can anyone teach me chess?

[dawn bone]

النية راحت 🥲

[zinc hound]

Cracked

[fierce pivot]

كل زق

[shut canopy]

Arabic?

[keen parrot]

?

[fierce pivot]

i cant believe this server has automad for arabic

[fierce pivot]

like good intentions LOL

[keen parrot]

😭 what does that mean

[fierce pivot]

saudi is WILD man

[fierce pivot]

😭

[dawn bone]

You will never know

[fierce pivot]

THIS GUY LMAO

[shut canopy]

Ain't no way lmao 💀

[fierce pivot]

IM 15 MAOAOAO

[tame lance]

hi

[shut canopy]

Same 💀

[fierce pivot]

i have the same exact wooden chessboard 😭

[dawn bone]

I am sorry but i had to 😂

[shut canopy]

Hallo! Hru?

[fierce pivot]

no you didn't. you just wanted to be a sexist ass. go away.

[tame lance]

BETTER THAN BETTER

[keen parrot]

you know me i just had to say that 😂 im so quirky and misogynistic 🤪

[fierce pivot]

lmaoo whats good my man??

[shut canopy]

Wdym? (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

[fierce pivot]

YES 😭 I GOT MINE FOR 2 POUNDS

[keen parrot]

@dawn bone تعال إلى هنا وقبلني على فمي الساخن

[fierce pivot]

the pieces are real wood tho. also me and my dad modified it and made it magnetic and added notation

[tame lance]

nothing just means i am really good(its my way of saying)

[lime lava]

No one saw the dictionaries and even if we did no one would understand it is a dictionary, stop flexing that you have 2 of them

[tame lance]

hi

[shut canopy]

Ahh I see

[dawn bone]

انا اشعر بالرومانسية 😂

[fierce pivot]

oh so basically the same thing awesome

show the pieces dawg

the rook is so funny lookin

MODS ARE ASLEEP COME GET THIS GUY BRUH

[keen parrot]

im coming

[stable mirage]

🥐

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-chesscom-gif-25898460

[keen parrot]

mods are asleep time to say dumb shit in arabic

[grim edge]

Wow what a cool day,1350 to 1320.

[keen parrot]

😔

[dawn bone]

Dumb shit in arabic

[shut canopy]

400 to 100 💀

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot HIS SIGNATURE SUCKS SO BAD BUT IDC

[grim edge]

Man this is why i hate school my skills rust or my brain becomes foggy when i cant play for 3 days straight

[daring mortar]

I am stuck on 1300 in puzzles

[lime lava]

Thats what Im saying
Its like when you go to someone's house
And they say "dont mind the mess"
When they were clearly cleaning their house the whole day

[keen parrot]

thats on the same level as my signature, its so ass

[shut canopy]

Can anyone pls teach me chess? 💀

[grim edge]

I hate hikaru.

[keen parrot]

bro does not watch f1

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot REMEMBER WHEN HE LOST HIS PODIUM??

[tame lance]

is there anyone who can play a game of chess with 7 day/move with me?

[fierce pivot]

my sign said "100th podium!" and then he lost it after the race 😭

[keen parrot]

😭

[crystal zealot]

sigma ohio rizz

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/race-car-peugeot-meme-racist-mode-gif-23410462

[dawn bone]

Just worship magnus
Works every time

[fierce pivot]

when did u start

[shut canopy]

Who's that?

[fierce pivot]

my dad

[grim edge]

Me who worships hikaru-

[crystal zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/шайлушай-cat-smurf-smurf-cat-blue-smurf-cat-cat-gif-6669693003746082734

[shut canopy]

Today

[umbral wind]

thats nothing 😭 you either get that back by playing more or lose another 30 and the cycle continues

[grim edge]

first learn how the pieces move

[dawn bone]

The master of all

[grim edge]

🥲🥲🥲🥲

[tired wren]

the medical store guy can identify him

[crystal zealot]

[grim edge]

There goes my dreams and ambitions of being a 2k player

[fierce pivot]

oh okay, awesome.
watch the chess videos on how the pieces move
watch the most common checkmate patterns
learn openings
learn special moves like en passant, castling and rook promotion
and good luck

[daring mortar]

A famous chess player- one of the best in the world... And there's Hikaru as well and other great chess players

[dawn bone]

Yeah you got to hell (hell is under 500 elo)

[fierce pivot]

first day on the job you dont need to much

[shut canopy]

Oh I learned how pawn, king, queen, horse, bishop and rook moves

[grim edge]

Dude chill out he cant digest all of these he just started today

[umbral wind]

2k is easy trust