💬〡general-off-topic

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-reply-gif-25967607

[snow shore]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-story-but-imma-dip-gif-26432036

[keen parrot]

dream whip

[grim edge]

Nah i gotchu

[grim edge]

Reminds me of the imaginary car from SpongeBob

[upbeat viper]

I won !!!

[keen parrot]

told you

[upbeat viper]

Against the former 2156fide

Ahahahahaha

[grim edge]

Bast you up for chesslin

[upbeat viper]

I got him tactically

No

[grim edge]

Good job frenchie

[upbeat viper]

Getting back home

[grim edge]

You have redeemed yourself

[primal shore]

Well it's former for a reason, nice job!

[peak plank]

wtf

[grim edge]

not my favorite mod, but congratulations! 🎉 🎈 ❤️

[peak plank]

bast stop cheating smh

[keen parrot]

who is your favorite mod

[grim edge]

Pixel is just jealous because he lost 300 to a child

[grim edge]

DEEEPPPPPPPPPPP

[keen parrot]

valid

[upbeat viper]

Is that surprising?

Did you expect me to lose

Using ...

The scotch gambit

[peak plank]

yes.

[keen parrot]

bast he literally did

[peak plank]

the scotch gambit is decent but easy for black to equalize

[upbeat viper]

Children @keen parrot

[grim edge]

The ultimate opening

[fallen valley]

Don't make me blush

[grim edge]

No flaws whatsover

[upbeat viper]

Because he played d6

[grim edge]

We love you deep

[keen parrot]

tell bast that you made a ruIe 34 joke he don't believe me

[peak plank]

oh.

[upbeat viper]

Getting into some Philidor transposition

:)

[peak plank]

yeah no, that totally explains it

[fallen valley]

Mayhaps

[upbeat viper]

I gave a pawn for free like a dumbass

[grim edge]

Bast would've won either way

[upbeat viper]

So I was losing most of the game

[normal hatch]

God bless you if u end up in a philidor

[upbeat viper]

But managed to consolidate and win tactically

[peak plank]

you gotta send me the PGN

[grim edge]

Did you use what i told you to do

[upbeat viper]

Getting to a winning endgame

Took 3hrs

[fallen valley]

Pawns are overrated anyways

[peak plank]

bast is gonna be a FIDE CM by provisonal

[keen parrot]

ponds 🥺

[grim edge]

can you share the link so we can all learn from your moves?

[upbeat viper]

And 73 moves

[upbeat viper]

I have to import it first

[grim edge]

Do you think someone in history got into a fide title just by luck

[upbeat viper]

I'll send it later

☺️☺️☺️

[grim edge]

Alright. ping me when it's available. thank you

Like got opponents blundering every game

[fallen valley]

Magnus Carlsen

[grim edge]

Of course

He's trash at chess

Unlike me

[keen parrot]

me in 7 months

[peak plank]

ofc

[fallen valley]

Mfw "I lost cause of muh watch"

[grim edge]

Get an IM

To lose against you

[grim edge]

The clock the greatest enemy of every chessler

[keen parrot]

i have already beaten an IM in classical

[keen parrot]

the hands of time frighten me every day, every night of sleep one night closer to the end.

[grim edge]

Every tick shivers my bones, every moment is transient, the hand of time are so gentle yet so firm.

[keen parrot]

I feel like all my life i have been walking a path that gets narrower each day, one bad decision and I'll fall down, down so far that I'll never get back on track again.

I will slip down into the valley of despair, where I will live the rest of my days in sorrow.

[jade lantern]

hola

[grim edge]

An endless climb to grasp my destiny, to take hold of my own life yet i fail each time.

[normal hatch]

Most mentally stable chess player

[grim edge]

Shush anime pfp

[normal hatch]

1200

[grim edge]

1200 cms inside your mom

[keen parrot]

If I fall down, there is no point in trying to climb back. The slippery walls don't allow for second chances, I'll have to forge my way through the dense forests to find my own destiny.

[normal hatch]

Got me good

[grim edge]

Dam

[lament jacinth]

I laughed so hard wow

[echo kestrel]

+3 lol

[grim edge]

dam!

[echo kestrel]

+3

+3

[keen parrot]

dam indeed

[nova verge]

hey! hows everyone doing?

[echo kestrel]

But what's crazy is the fact that white queen is just dead, but white can actually win black's queen without the pawn promoting

[keen parrot]

[echo kestrel]

Is this not the coolest mate ever?

[keen parrot]

that was disturbing but also hilarious lmaoo

[grim edge]

My type of humour

[grim edge]

Each obstacle brings me closer to my demise and yet I persuade against all odds, I feel unimaginable agony at each part of this journey yet I can't help but enjoy tackling this hurdle perhaps I will finally reach the sun, or i might burn down and get crushed as if i was another bug in the grand scheme of the universe

[keen parrot]

That slight glimmer of hope, no matter how slight, is what drives each of us to push through the misery. Hope.

i said hope twice that sounds stupid

[grim edge]

Amscreenshotting these,they are actually good

[drowsy crypt]

Hope is the last thing to die

[grim edge]

DAMN

Are you guys ok??,do yall need help??

[keen parrot]

i have actually considered writing a novel but never really got the time or motivation for it

[drowsy crypt]

I say it's the second thing to die

[keen parrot]

lmao im doing okay, just tough times in the love department

[grim edge]

An endless struggle that may not ever be fruitful, But as long as i can move this frail body i can still push through the blizzard and reach the peak of the mountain

[drowsy crypt]

It's something we say here in italy

I'm just translating literally

[grim edge]

How do i say i like cats in italian

[drowsy crypt]

As a question?

[median saffron]

TILT

[drowsy crypt]

Or just i like cats

[grim edge]

No as a statement

[median saffron]

which one of u bozos sent me furry pics

[keen parrot]

I will die a happy man, not knowing I have reached the top, but knowing that I tried.

[drowsy crypt]

"Mi piacciono i gatti"

I like=mi piacciono

Gatti=cats

[keen parrot]

not me

[grim edge]

Love is a drug
Not a liquid pill or powder.
But a drug that consumes you when you care for someone more than you care for yourself Like a ghost yearning to live once more
I sit there like a shell of the deceased
wanting to feel my heart be so joyous againMy heart refuses to have feelings for you, my brain rejects your affection, yet my soul falls for you.I used to be good with words, until you destroyed my heart that now can't speak nor write. I lost it, I lost them, it wants you to forget. but how can it forget? when it contains that memories of us, together.

[drowsy crypt]

You coud say i love "amo" but do whatever you want

[grim edge]

ive got 3/4 @grim edge wbu?

[median saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[grim edge]

shush this isnt your joke anymore

[drowsy crypt]

Well someone here needs a piece of paper a pen and 3 liters of the strongest vodka ever

[keen parrot]

damn this hits hard

[median saffron]

ong bro what is that

[grim edge]

SO MANY TYPOS

[median saffron]

how u typing a whole paragraph on there

let me try to make something emotional

[tulip bloom]

t

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

Put out my eyes, and I can see you still,
Slam my ears to, and I can hear you yet;
And without any feet can go to you;
And tongueless, I can conjure you at will.
Break off my arms, I shall take hold of you
And grasp you with my heart as with a hand;
Arrest my heart, my brain will beat as true;
And if you set this brain of mine afire,
Then on my blood-stream I yet will carry you.

[median saffron]

HOW

[drowsy crypt]

Nothing can get me emotional

[median saffron]

THIS MAN MADE A WHOLE VERSE

[drowsy crypt]

I'm heartless

[grim edge]

I would rather Die trying to live my bravest dream or live in an endless nightmare. And so these may be my last words Wether i can reach my destination or not is left to fate

[peak plank]

gg thats alll

[keen parrot]

smh this is original content time, no copying

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-thats-all-folks-looney-tunes-the-end-gif-5945155

[drowsy crypt]

After almost dying because you lived your bravest dream you ask yourself if an endless nightmere would've been better

Time-wise speaking

[keen parrot]

i actually kinda liked this though

like unironically

[grim edge]

It's a raw line 🔥

[drowsy crypt]

Let's be honest we are all copying from the dictionnaire

[grim edge]

I ain't used no dictionaries

[keen parrot]

real, every word we write has been written before

[drowsy crypt]

Every sentences are just a remix of the dictionary

[grim edge]

It's hard to be original in a world where everything has been done by someone before

I wanna send memes but i keep forgetting i dont have image perms

[median saffron]

chess elo is like a drug. once you get addicted, you always want more. slowly, you get dragged into an endless spiral of despair... losing your self confidence. depressed, tired, knowing one day you will have to stop and get a job. your elo drops slowly, and you see your dreams fading away. it is over. give up.

[grim edge]

Am gonna be op with image perms

[keen parrot]

lmao

[median saffron]

HOW IS MY DEPRESSING SPEECH

[grim edge]

Every song that has been writing is just a follow-up to a song made by someone else

[drowsy crypt]

That's why you commit war crimes💀

[median saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[grim edge]

No mom?

[keen parrot]

(if they are good sent to me and I'll send them here)

[drowsy crypt]

You'll be the judge

[median saffron]

i had one recently

[grim edge]

and before you close your eyes you remember that guy who called you a scrub in a random discord server and you sit down and start studying chess

[drowsy crypt]

Let in here decent stuff

[keen parrot]

i will be the standard

[median saffron]

LMFAO

[grim edge]

[drowsy crypt]

Hopefully you have a good sense of humor

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[keen parrot]

but knowing her sense of humor there will be a lot of shit i wont send here

[drowsy crypt]

Please spare us

[grim edge]

You'll prolly get banned Right after our boy borqie

I would like to live as well

[keen parrot]

the protagonist never gets banned 🗣️🔥

unless its Jesus

[worn drum]

He thinks he's him

[drowsy crypt]

Anyway

[drowsy crypt]

The 16th is my birthday

Another year has passed

[keen parrot]

10 mins left

[drowsy crypt]

Ik

[median saffron]

image perms go hard

[drowsy crypt]

I probably won't do anything

[drowsy crypt]

But it will be a different day for sure

[keen parrot]

how many years

[drowsy crypt]

16

[covert cosmos]

add an offscreen speech bubble

[drowsy crypt]

Dam time passes faster and faster as you grow up

[keen parrot]

should we go back to writing walls of text maybe

[drowsy crypt]

Never realized

[drowsy crypt]

Try and make me cry

[median saffron]

my humor is broken

[keen parrot]

hm im not that inspired

i used up all my good stuff

[drowsy crypt]

If you used them later in the night they would've hit 100 times harder

[keen parrot]

true but I'm planning to sleep tonight for once

[drowsy crypt]

Same

I think i'll go to bed

[keen parrot]

gn man

happy bday in advance

[drowsy crypt]

Gn to you get some sleep

[woeful moat]

no worries, well played and thanks for the games

[drowsy crypt]

Funnily enough it's like jinxing here if you wish a person happy birthday in advance

[median saffron]

make it an emoji

[drowsy crypt]

But ik your intentions

[keen parrot]

lol its like 5 mins idk

[drowsy crypt]

So thanks dude

[keen parrot]

🫡

[drowsy crypt]

Appreciate it

[median saffron]

happy birthday

idk whos birthday it is

[drowsy crypt]

Thanks

I wish for 100 elo

[lament jacinth]

THAT WAS 10 SECONDS WTF

[primal shore]

I forfeited my life for chess today

[keen parrot]

how did it go

[primal shore]

Get used to saying that

[primal shore]

Really well actually

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[nocturne elk]

LOL i thought it was rapid

Good one

[lament jacinth]

ugh

[keen parrot]

ugh

[primal shore]

ugh

[nocturne elk]

Btw is 10s only available on pc?

[primal shore]

10s ultra is like enough time to think smh

At least 3s

[nocturne elk]

Minimum on mobile seems like 1min

[primal shore]

Nah I play 30s on mobile

[cedar osprey]

It's possible to do 1 second which is the best form of chess ✅

[worn drum]

10s when i get on my pc?

[primal shore]

and I have 0 mouse skills on my shite pc

[nocturne elk]

Oh because I am trying to unlock my final 21 country flags in the CC passport

[woeful moat]

nice 10 0 xD

[keen parrot]

i have played 15 seconds on phone before

[median saffron]

30 sec is mine

[primal shore]

I might cast my phone to my TV and hook up a mouse

[grim edge]

@grim edge wtf was that

[primal shore]

That's how desperate we getting chat

[grim edge]

10s|0

[keen parrot]

aye the whole gang is here

[woeful moat]

im slow too lmao the secret is to just never stop moving

[grim edge]

💀

I almost mated you

[woeful moat]

if i had to make good moves i'd have lost all the games

[keen parrot]

that would be a nightmare

[woeful moat]

are you on pc?

[primal shore]

ough

[keen parrot]

ough

[grim edge]

That shit is gonna make u look like a xenomorphe by the end of it

[woeful moat]

oh idk then, you can practice fps maybe it helps xD

[primal shore]

real

[keen parrot]

yass you gotta add the 🛢️🗣️

[grim edge]

bruh 10 secs is like if u get checked once its over

[keen parrot]

speed issue

[grim edge]

On my name??

[primal shore]

yass oil up yo name

[worn drum]

Nah

[keen parrot]

yeah just add one at the end

[grim edge]

I am all oiled up and ready

[keen parrot]

les gooo

worth

[grim edge]

Aint no way

@old thistle ????

[woeful moat]

play chess on console then ahah

[keen parrot]

i played a 100 game 30 sec match against red_panda and scored like 62-38 or something

[covert cosmos]

america

[worn drum]

I played 20s with some IM

[keen parrot]

ye he used to be here

oh he left chess discord before i left this server

[grim edge]

I ain't gettin' kidnapped

[worn drum]

I hate bullet

[woeful moat]

you're much higher rated than me so it probably helped lol

[nocturne elk]

dam @grim edge did u get 199 without deliberately trying?

[covert cosmos]

who doesn't

[nocturne elk]

[keen parrot]

i think i might do the wise choice and actually sleep

goodnight chat

[primal shore]

Goodnight vimun

[dull marsh]

I have chess tournament next week will i win?

[covert cosmos]

z

[grim edge]

no

[severe oxide]

nah

[dull marsh]

Nah id win

[severe oxide]

there’s a few things i know

and one of them is u ain’t winning

[upbeat viper]

@peak plank

[Event "?"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "?"]
[Black "?"]
[Result "*"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Bc4 d6 5. Nxd4 Nf6 6. Nc3 Be7 7. Bf4 O-O 8.
   Nxc6 bxc6 9. Qd4 Be6 10. Rd1 Re8 11. Bxe6 fxe6 12. e5 Nd5 13. Bg3 Qb8 14. Nxd5
   cxd5 15. b3 Qb5 16. Qd3 Qa5+ 17. Rd2 Qxa2 18. O-O Qa5 19. Rdd1 Qb6 20. Ra1 a5
2. Ra4 Rf8 22. Qe2 dxe5 23. Bxe5 Bf6 24. Bf4 Bc3 25. Qd3 Bb4 26. Be5 Rf7 27.
   Bb2 Raf8 28. Bd4 c5 29. Be5 Qc6 30. Qg3 c4 31. Ra2 cxb3 32. cxb3 Rd8 33. Qg5 Qd7
3. Bd4 Rf5 35. Qe3 Re8 36. Re2 e5 37. h3 Bd6 38. Ra1 Ra8 39. Bb6 a4 40. Rea2 a3
4. Bc5 d4 42. Qe4 Bxc5 43. Qxa8+ Rf8 44. Qe4 Qd6 45. Rd1 Bb4 46. Rc2 Qe6 47.
   Rxd4 Be7 48. Qd5 Qxd5 49. Rxd5 Ra8 50. Ra2 Rb8 51. Rxe5 Bf6 52. Re3 Bb2 53. Kf1
   Rc8 54. Ke2 Rc2+ 55. Kf3 Rc1 56. b4 Rc4 57. Rb3 Kf8 58. Raxb2 axb2 59. Rxb2 Ke7
5. b5 Kd7 61. b6 Kc8 62. g3 Kb7 63. h4 Ra4 64. Kg2 h5 65. Rb3 Rg4 66. Kh3 Re4
6. Rb5 Re2 68. Kg2 g6 69. Kf3 Rc2 70. Rb3 Rc4 71. Re3 Rc6 72. Kf4 Kxb6 73. Kg5
   Kc7 74. Rf3 (74. Rf3 Kd7 75. Rf7+ Ke8 76. Rf6 Rc8 77. Rxg6 Kf7 78. Kxh5) *

[covert cosmos]

ban

[covert cosmos]

ded chat

[umbral wind]

same

[nocturne elk]

Sheesh u wanna get em all?

Aww

Alr

[void fjord]

I was about to get my second queen

[mystic stream]

cus

[peak plank]

what is the point of qd4

[upbeat viper]

dw

(just wrong move)

[severe oxide]

would be wild if a NM was in chat rn

[upbeat viper]

:')

I'll analyse it later

gotta sleep now

game lasted 3 damn hours

78 moves

smh

[mystic stream]

dammm

3 hours is a long time

[peak plank]

bro a 2100 FIDE hung their rook ._.

[upbeat viper]

def longer than your bullet chess

👴

[mystic stream]

usuually my games last longer

[upbeat viper]

nah nah

[peak plank]

oh wait nah its good

[upbeat viper]

tactics

😼

there was a lot calculated

[peak plank]

"pin"

[upbeat viper]

the true blunder was the rook "sac"

[mystic stream]

did u destyroy him

[upbeat viper]

not destroyed

[mystic stream]

what elo

[upbeat viper]

I gave him a free pawn in the opening like a dummy

2k now

used to be 2156f

[peak plank]

eval is 0.0

[upbeat viper]

and that's crazy right

still

kinda missplayed

but oké

second place of the tournament

will win a heck lot of fide rating

and I'm happy

[mystic stream]

wahtur elo rn

[peak plank]

insane

[upbeat viper]

156x

lol

[mystic stream]

156 elo is crazyy

[upbeat viper]

I'm underrated

[peak plank]

coulve just said mid 1500

[upbeat viper]

I trolled a bit

in many games

ahum

[mystic stream]

did u draw or win

[upbeat viper]

anywaysss

[upbeat viper]

win

[mystic stream]

even after blundering

[upbeat viper]

the pawn ?

yes

[peak plank]

if you dont wanna give ur identity use "low mid high" and then the first two digits

[mystic stream]

dam

i should go to europe to get free elo no cap

[upbeat viper]

just look at the game

[upbeat viper]

lol

[peak plank]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/3V8vC2E6vA?tab=analysis @mystic stream

[upbeat viper]

sure

[covert cosmos]

3 digit elo players:

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

hi chat

[upbeat viper]

non existant

[peak plank]

not a thing in FIDE

[grim edge]

bast i have a headache what do i do

[mystic stream]

bruh no way u won that

[worn drum]

rate game https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/93818411105?tab=review

[worn ice]

kotawia (2520) vs. TheOneLelouchViBritannia (2485)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. e3 Nc6 4. Nge2 d5 5. Nxd5 Nxd5 6. cxd5 Qxd5 7. Nc3 Qd6 8. Be2 Bf5 9. e4 Be6 10. O-O O-O-O 11. d3 a6 12. h3 Nb4 13. Be3 Kb8 14. a3 Nc6 15. Bg4 Qxd3 16. Bxe6 fxe6 17. Qg4 Qd7 18. Qh5 g6 19. Qg4 Nd4 20. Rad1 Qg7 21. Qg3 Be7 22. f3 h5 23. h4 Rhg8 24. f4 Nc2 25. Bf2 exf4 26. Rxd8+ Rxd8 27. Qxf4 g5 28. Qg3 Nd4 29. Qh3 gxh4 30. Bxh4 Bxh4 31. Qxh4 Rg8 32. g3 Nc2 33. Rf6 Ne3 34. e5 Nf5 35. Qh3 Nxg3 36. Kf2 Qg5 37. Qxe6 Qd2+ 38. Kf3 Qd3+ 39. Kf4 Rg4+ 40. Qxg4 hxg4 41. Kxg4 Ne2 42. Nxe2 Qxe2+ 43. Rf3 Qe4+ 44. Rf4 Qg2+ 45. Kf5 Qxb2 46. a4 Qd2 47. Re4 Qd5 48. Kf4 Qf7+ 49. Ke3 Qb3+ 50. Kf4 c6 51. e6 Kc7 52. e7 Qf7+ 53. Kg5 Qe8 54. a5 b6 55. axb6+ Kxb6 56. Kf6 Qh8+ 57. Ke6 Qh5 58. Re5 Qe8 59. Rf5 Qg6+ 60. Rf6 Qh5 61. Kd7 Qd5+ 62. Kc8 Qe5 63. Kd7 Qxf6 64. e8=Q Qf5+ 65. Kd8 c5 66. Qe6+ Qxe6 

[peak plank]

0/10

because you played the english

[covert cosmos]

real

[peak plank]

im gonna have to go with a -2/10 then

[mystic stream]

5/10 because u didn't play the american openng

[grim edge]

english is like the opening thats like between good and mid imo

[upbeat viper]

take meds

[fiery beacon]

Hewwo 🐱

[upbeat viper]

[worn drum]

💀

rate game but ignore the english

[grim edge]

i tried asking friends for adderal but they refused to share theirs for some reason

[mystic stream]

[grim edge]

:3

[upbeat viper]

eeeh lemme appreciate my victory

[grim edge]

AM BACK

Why was that caps.

[fallen valley]

YEAHHH I LOVE THE EMGLISN

[mystic stream]

yes 👍

[upbeat viper]

also it's with the scotch gambit

so it makes me even happier

[mystic stream]

scotch is so bad ngl

[upbeat viper]

1/1 OTB scotch gambit

[mystic stream]

🥖

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-animation-fanart-kirbo-floating-gif-15309923167618380240

[normal hatch]

Cool

[cedar osprey]

😮 what are the usernames?

[mystic stream]

thats crazy

[sullen orbit]

isint that hikaru

[upbeat viper]

sneaky

[covert cosmos]

where active chat

[toxic valley]

Another queen sacrifice

[worn drum]

hmu with the names yk

[peak plank]

you took my question smh

[mystic stream]

woah tell me

[mystic stream]

that looks like stafford

[covert cosmos]

'queen'

[peak plank]

ofc its a stafford

[upbeat viper]

Pixel

I'm happy

:)

[peak plank]

I can tell

ur FIDE's gonna skyrocket

[mystic stream]

no cap!!

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/my-hero-academia-boku-no-hero-academia-anime-mha-bnha-gif-17806072

[mystic stream]

my fide is low :(

[upbeat viper]

road to CM

ez

(no)

[peak plank]

2100 fide

@upbeat viper ooh new gottham video

[upbeat viper]

about my victory

ikik

[peak plank]

"French 1500 beats washed 2k"

(who is also french)

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbhF7jTLlG4

better than Gotham to watch

[upbeat viper]

he isn't french

fun fact

:')

[peak plank]

oh

ok then ofc you won

[upbeat viper]

the guy was so cold

when I played Rf3

[peak plank]

bully

[upbeat viper]

he raised his eyes

stopped the clock

[peak plank]

[upbeat viper]

shook hands

left

[peak plank]

tbh

[upbeat viper]

no words

no emotion

[peak plank]

If i lost to you and was 2000 FIDE I would do that too

[severe oxide]

imagine playing a full classical game just to lose

[upbeat viper]

but he's always like that

[peak plank]

hes a poker player at heart

[upbeat viper]

imagine losing a heck lot of points because of some underrated french dude

[peak plank]

well... he still shouldve won anyways

[upbeat viper]

I meaaan

[peak plank]

you def arent 2k FIDE level smh

[upbeat viper]

not so clear when you look at the graph from a distance

[peak plank]

lemmie pull up my rating graph

[upbeat viper]

and the move he had to find was complicated

[upbeat viper]

2100 when

[peak plank]

never

[upbeat viper]

I'm waiting for you to get back to the grind

rofl

ain't you gonna improve ?

[grim edge]

Im goign to bed chattt

[upbeat viper]

cya

[peak plank]

maybe

[grim edge]

bastttt i feel like a mackarel in low earth orbit

[peak plank]

in the words of alex I am never gonna be 2100

(Ill be 2200)

(in my dreams)

[severe oxide]

common alex L

[covert cosmos]

fish

[peak plank]

but someday ill play

I have not yet polished my opening

USCF 1600 rn

[upbeat viper]

why would you listen to some low rated player badmouthing

[severe oxide]

blacken the sun what have i done? i feel so good i feel so numb yeah

[peak plank]

my USCF rating has gone up a good amount

I didnt play USCF for a solid year

(almost)

[upbeat viper]

play fide

[peak plank]

nah

[upbeat viper]

then no title

boooo

[peak plank]

NM

[peak plank]

I have 1200 rated+ title at least XD

[cedar osprey]

I want to play a classical event again but I am scared of losing to a 9 year old. Rational fear?

[peak plank]

no

I lose to 9 year olds frequently enough

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

doesn't matter

getting destroyed by a kiddo happens

[peak plank]

... I was playing quick during that time

[upbeat viper]

not your fault, he's just better

[severe oxide]

just whisper “santa’s not real” to throw them off

[peak plank]

if anyone manages to find me with theose two graphs congrats to them but it aint that hard

[cedar osprey]

Ah yes thanks for the tip

[peak plank]

Iris Li

[leaden quartz]

thats why u bad at chess

[peak plank]

no

[crystal shore]

good or no?

i played 3300 games in 2 years

ikr 😦

stockfish

im not hans niemann

beads only work on irl tourneys

and cheating is lame

[lime lava]

betta than yours

[crystal shore]

Dont cheat

You will get in trouble or maybe in Legal Trouble

For what?

ur getting weird

[last willow]

legal? 😂

[upbeat viper]

Mairos

I won

!!

[lime lava]

first of all you werent joking second of all wtf are u saying?

[crystal shore]

i think so if its like a cash prize

[lime lava]

won what?

[upbeat viper]

against former 2156fide

[last willow]

a yeah

[lime lava]

bro is a master

[upbeat viper]

(now ~2k)

[peak plank]

oh its only 2k

[upbeat viper]

'only'

[crystal shore]

anyone wanna play me

[lime lava]

WCM

[peak plank]

low rated

[crystal shore]

bullet

[peak plank]

/j

[crystal shore]

i beat WIM 3 times in ultrabullet

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/YNlQ.gif

[peak plank]

Ultrabullet🥶

[upbeat viper]

my secret for victory : never quit the chessboard

only get up when you won

[crystal shore]

wdym?

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-dog-annoyed-pissed-no-gif-27062669

[upbeat viper]

Maiwos

[severe oxide]

hater

[upbeat viper]

are you proud ?

🥺

from bullet to winning OTB classical games

[lime lava]

he means that you beat the master in a good, fair way where you showed that you are clearly better at chess, with better understanding positionally and tactically

[lime lava]

no

[severe oxide]

i get to be mozambique today

[lime lava]

my mom is from mozambique

[upbeat viper]

:(

[severe oxide]

nice

[lime lava]

ikr

[crystal shore]

I checkmated her too

[lime lava]

why did my message get deleted?

[crystal shore]

wdym?

[severe oxide]

for some school thing

[upbeat viper]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[upbeat viper]

and also probably not a nice message

[lime lava]

Its the place my mom was born

[severe oxide]

pretend to be mozambique for UN

[upbeat viper]

uuuh

[lime lava]

search it on google what are you doing smh my head

[upbeat viper]

weird name

smh

anyway

bai chat

[lime lava]

cya

[sleek oriole]

i started studying at like 0:30. I swear I felt like half an hour had past but its 1:26😳

[severe oxide]

looks nice

https://open.spotify.com/track/6Q1m1GyNxyOwZ2ud3p7XoS?si=ENCJexR7ST2MT-qPz4SQ8Q w song fr

[covert cosmos]

b

[flint junco]

hi

[lime lava]

that song is ass

[severe oxide]

ur opinion is ass

[lime lava]

ur opinion about my opinion is ass

[crystal shore]

alkways love smothered mate

[severe oxide]

ur opinion about my opinion about ur opinion is ass

[midnight fjord]

yo

i missed this chat

i was gone for too long

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-duck-dance-duck-duck-ooontz-dance-gif-10943740227711557279

[fiery beacon]

Instrumentals are good but I’ve never been a fan of the singer guys vocals.

[severe oxide]

u killed chat

[midnight fjord]

😂

[lime lava]

ur opinion about my opinion about your opinion about my opinion is trash

[severe oxide]

i like them

[upbeat viper]

Not what you said in DMs

[midnight fjord]

la baguette

[midnight fjord]

who

you said nenuit but apparently still awake

[upbeat viper]

.

[upbeat viper]

[midnight fjord]

bruh

[lime lava]

eng

[midnight fjord]

nub

[midnight fjord]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[midnight fjord]

"eng" is not an english word, therefore you should respect the rules in the server!

[storm iron]

Hello

[midnight fjord]

[lime lava]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[midnight fjord]

true

@fast charm what rank are you in valo

[midnight fjord]

this better be a bot voice from google maps

or google traduction

[lime lava]

Im pretty sure the guy of your emoji is mexican

[covert cosmos]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[midnight fjord]

hahahaha

[lime estuary]

afternoon

[tired ermine]

Hi

Is it true that Magnus is here?

[midnight fjord]

no

[tired ermine]

How do you know?

[midnight fjord]

i only have one server in common with magnus

its not this one

[tired ermine]

I want to challenge him

[midnight fjord]

🤣

[covert cosmos]

crazy

[midnight fjord]

i dont want to break your dreams but that will probably never happen ...

[lime estuary]

hes busy trust

[warped vigil]

my chess coach just beat GothamChess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqphPzsoerk

[midnight fjord]

i know who that is

[warped vigil]

me too

i should have seen the game

[peak plank]

is that actually ur coach

zwebs coach beat magnus..

[warped vigil]

Yes its actually my coach

[grim edge]

Invite me 😱

[midnight fjord]

no

[grim edge]

[hasty summit]

How do I get past 400

[covert cosmos]

eat

[peak plank]

Derek zhang?

[warped vigil]

Yep!

wait how do you know him

[peak plank]

I dont

not personally

[warped vigil]

well you pulled his last name out of somewher

oh

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-dead-ultra-gif-27596348

[warped vigil]

Does anyone go to ProChessTraining

[torpid lintel]

!welcome :) read here #💬〡chess-talk message

[stable jungle]

Hey @hasty summit, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[midnight fjord]

its an online website if im not wrong

[warped vigil]

it is

[peak plank]

how much is it

[covert cosmos]

bye chattatat

[warped vigil]

for your rating range $70 a month... but its a lot of content

[peak plank]

$70 a month aint bad tbh

do you use it

[warped vigil]

yeah

theres a session starting rn actually

[primal shore]

Improvemychess.com is also good

[warped vigil]

you get classes 3-5x a week, training games, etc. All the coaches are Ims and Gms (we have lenderman and panchananthan!)

[primal shore]

Hai elliot

[peak plank]

Apparently im a robot

[sick meteor]

how much days untill i am able to share my screen

[last verge]

180

[peak plank]

7

I get why I got the 2nd one wrong

[sick meteor]

k

[peak plank]

but how did I get the motorcycle one wrong

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/93835734213 Bro shame on this guy. This is so bad

[worn ice]

TheMadIrish (2211) vs. Togishere (2132)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[crystal shore]

HIT 1900

[gray cloud]

what is queens gambit again?

[umbral wind]

When you sack the queen

[gray cloud]

alr

thanks bro

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-dead-ultra-gif-27596348

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[grim edge]

Hi lol

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-silly-cat-silly-kitten-gif-26276762

[grim edge]

:3

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[umbral wind]

Hi

[lament jacinth]

Woa a human

I didn't know they existed

[umbral wind]

Just saying btw

I offer free chess lessons🥱

[mystic stream]

🤨🤨

[lament jacinth]

Ok

[teal herald]

Teach me

[primal shore]

Check dms~ 😉

[lament jacinth]

💀💀💀💀

[lament jacinth]

Gimme lessons fr

[teal herald]

Bro he is 2400

[umbral wind]

No I have an alt linked fr

[umbral wind]

Insult

[umbral wind]

Got you 😉

[teal herald]

2600 right?

[umbral wind]

Higher

[teal herald]

Hmm ok

[umbral wind]

Ofc ofc

[gray cloud]

yo

lol

i aint that anymore after boruto is here

anyways anyone up for chess?

[primal shore]

I can play some bullet

Maybe

[gray cloud]

so true

[echo kestrel]

Lol this game was such a meme

[gray cloud]

i aint good at chess

[dawn yew]

yk what else is lame

[gray cloud]

what?

anyone up fr chess?

[dawn yew]

1 horse 1 man. 1 episode show

[gray cloud]

but normal

[lament jacinth]

Whats chess

[echo kestrel]

My opponent's username is sus

[gray cloud]

💀

[dawn yew]

I did sorry

[gray cloud]

@lament jacinth u know ur in a chess server and u dont know what ches it

LOL

[dawn yew]

wut?

[primal shore]

If its one episode then it's a short film

[gray cloud]

☠️

[lament jacinth]

What is chess 💀

[dawn yew]

I wouldn't call it a short film kek

[grim edge]

it’s a lame copy of checkers

[gray cloud]

@lament jacinth ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

[lament jacinth]

Whats checkers

[warped vigil]

ofc

[dawn yew]

guess what checkers came after chess

[warped vigil]

theres actaully draghts gms

[grim edge]

Only old people play checkers

[dawn yew]

school, no one know how to play chess

[lament jacinth]

Am I supposed to know what chess is

[grim edge]

Never seen anyone under the age of 60 play checkers

[warped vigil]

imo draughts grandmasters feel inferior when they see chess gms

[gray cloud]

@lament jacinth do u need help?

[lament jacinth]

Help with what😭

[median saffron]

Bruh there was no bus on bottom middle

[gray cloud]

lol

[lament jacinth]

HELP WITH WHAT

[warped vigil]

...

[lament jacinth]

@gray cloud what do i need help with

[echo kestrel]

Actually good brilliant. Took a bishop with a rook. Idea was I'd get the h pawn passed, and the g and h pawns would be too much for the terribly developed rook and knight to stop. In the end, black ended up making mistakes and I took the W

[dawn yew]

checkers is more theory

[worn drum]

checkers has theory?

[dawn yew]

yes

[worn drum]

🤯

[warped vigil]

checkers is dumb kinda

[velvet silo]

hi

[median saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[echo kestrel]

I'm 2150

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[median saffron]

same thing

[peak plank]

how about motorcycle one

[worn drum]

im 210

[velvet silo]

some one the play !!!

[dawn yew]

i'm 124

[median saffron]

idk captcha is trash

[peak plank]

@dreamy siren judge to see if the brilliant is real

[worn drum]

someone the play

[lament jacinth]

What play

[echo kestrel]

EASY W LET'S GOOOOO

[median saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-press-trick-im-not-a-robot-gif-16973007

[velvet silo]

go to play

[echo kestrel]

He blocked me

[lament jacinth]

Where abouts

[peak plank]

they sent you a draw?

[worn drum]

if I beat you 10-0 in blitz, can you coach me pwease 🥺

[fluid kraken]

“Nah all you need to know is that my beef in your butter chicken wrap” - babibac

[lament jacinth]

Did he actually say that 💀

[median saffron]

yo

@worn drum u are 200?? FR??

[umbral wind]

pixel spreading misinformation

[median saffron]

coach me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[worn drum]

yep, I'm a real 200

[dawn yew]

nah just go talk abt politics and religion

[fluid kraken]

no I’m just making random shit up

[velvet silo]

chess.com

[fluid kraken]

If he were here rn this what he would say

[peak plank]

I said its not in the next message

[lament jacinth]

Based on the kind of stuff he said to me I wouldn't doubt it if he actually did

[grim edge]

who knows fin the 2800 elo player here?

[umbral wind]

NO ONE

[median saffron]

the 600?

[fluid kraken]

me

[peak plank]

fin is only 2200

[median saffron]

yeah he threatened me yesterday

[peak plank]

I think

[lament jacinth]

He's 2800

[fluid kraken]

he’s my bestie

[velvet silo]

whaaaaaaat

[median saffron]

with the dangerous scholars mate theory

[peak plank]

bullet aint chess

[worn drum]

who's fin

[umbral wind]

blitz bro

[peak plank]

wait when were you 2800 blitz

[median saffron]

hes basically my opp

[fluid kraken]

Long time

[umbral wind]

since november last year

[peak plank]

lemmie check rq

[umbral wind]

Xx_getflaggedkiddo_Xx

[worn drum]

that fin guy is only 2300 in bullet

[fluid kraken]

word to my deads

[peak plank]

nah thats an alt

[fluid kraken]

[peak plank]

aint ur the one moon connected to

[fluid kraken]

Anonimoose

[peak plank]

yeah

[fluid kraken]

that’s him

[peak plank]

thats 2700

[dawn yew]

yo is it alright to like get breathing problems when anxious

[peak plank]

I was talking about the 2200 rapid

[umbral wind]

i changed my name

[fluid kraken]

Nice

[peak plank]

ah

[fluid kraken]

Cuz that name was dog shit

[umbral wind]

2770, cmon give it me

[fluid kraken]

Worse than mine

[primal shore]

@umbral wind did you check dms big boy

[worn drum]

can I farm you for blitz rating, uwu

[fluid kraken]

bro said big boy

[umbral wind]

holy..

[peak plank]

get it to in range of 2 games to 2800

[primal shore]

Ikr

[peak plank]

but yeah

u peaked 2800

[umbral wind]

2860

[peak plank]

ok

[fiery beacon]

Sup kids

[median saffron]

i know scholars mate theory too

[fiery beacon]

What we talking aboutttt

[umbral wind]

sup Donald

[peak plank]

I only remember ur 2200 rapid for whatever reason

[grim edge]

who's the best match for fin?

[umbral wind]

NO ONE

[fiery beacon]

Never been called that one

Only Joe Biden

[fluid kraken]

Me

[grim edge]

I have three girls to offer: Mairos, Vuurtje, and MK

[median saffron]

u saw nothing

[grim edge]

only for fin

[worn drum]

unedit yo shit

[median saffron]

ok

im fin

[umbral wind]

such a fan

[worn drum]

mods he's impersonating 🤓

[peak plank]

nah clear difference

[worn drum]

pwease ban 🥺 🥺

[median saffron]

im fin in all caps

dominance

[umbral wind]

dominance 😭

[grim edge]

i played with fin and he lost

hes just a 600 omg

[umbral wind]

thank you im just 600

[median saffron]

600?

excuse me?

[tepid relic]

Souds real

[median saffron]

u dare compare fin to me

[umbral wind]

is there a problem?

[warped vigil]

hi!

[velvet silo]

i wanna play whit you

[median saffron]

yeah we have a child

[peak plank]

ok wow

3 now

its like "the same thing"

[grim edge]

you should have said that before you randomly sent me connect request on discord

[tepid relic]

That's 3 too many

[warped vigil]

how do i chhange my color

[peak plank]

2 too many

they collectively brought the average fin rating closer to 2000

[worn drum]

I friend then I ghost

[velvet silo]

its not randomly

[umbral wind]

Mohamed play me pls

[peak plank]

why bully random players

[fluid kraken]

Bro is just joined and og at the same time

[worn drum]

he joined in july 2021

[peak plank]

@tepid relic I typically see you in the other server

[worn drum]

I think "just joined" is only a role

[peak plank]

nice ur here now I guess

[umbral wind]

i dont bully anyone i give a learning experience

[peak plank]

ofc it is.

[grim edge]

It is. My guy, we havent talked in a VC yet and you sent me a request

[peak plank]

[abstract mantle]

🤓

[peak plank]

why nerd emoji

that one was clever

[primal shore]

@abstract mantle nice pfp bbg

[worn drum]

I-I d-d-don't b-bully a-a-nyone i give a learning experience 🤓

[umbral wind]

you're reaching here anime

[worn drum]

ok fin

[velvet silo]

i see you playing in streem whit mk...

[umbral wind]

🥴

[plain atlas]

hi

[worn drum]

I want to be 🥴 all night

[fleet seal]

hi

[plain atlas]

chess helps w that

[warped vigil]

wooooozy

[fiery beacon]

? Why would you want to be sick? Or is that not what that represents

[worn drum]

I don't wanna be sick, I wanna be drunk

[plain atlas]

bro focus on the all night part

[fiery beacon]

Ohhhh

[warped vigil]

Sick is drunk

[fiery beacon]

I thought it meant like about to vomit

That’s just what it looks like to my eyes

[plain atlas]

i thought u meant someth else 💀

i'd rather not say what i thought

[worn drum]

I thought the same thing too from my own statement

[fiery beacon]

Dirty minded mfer

[plain atlas]

hey u dirty mind too if u sayin that

[fickle rampart]

Duo is about to feel the wrath of my pawns

[worn drum]

you were dirty minded first

[fiery beacon]

I didn’t even think about it until you pointed it out to me lol

[plain atlas]

first second potato potahto

[flint junco]

don’t fck it up

[worn drum]

(he's going to mess it up)

[fickle rampart]

Naww the black king is cut off so it’s easy conversion

[plain atlas]

casual ? elo gameplay

[fickle rampart]

Push the juicers

[plain atlas]

call them sacrificial lambs

[fickle rampart]

🧃

[flint junco]

bbdjdidiadayy

[primal shore]

V ily

[umbral wind]

L ILY

[median saffron]

no fin

[warped vigil]

I'm the real fin

[peak plank]

why the hell do we have 3 now

new cult I guess

[warped vigil]

idk, get the fake fins to go away

[umbral wind]

i dont like it

change your names back

[peak plank]

its like The Same Thing

[warped vigil]

there

[umbral wind]

better kinda

[median saffron]

twitter

[warped vigil]

🐦

[median saffron]

i mean "x"

[worn drum]

When you walk into the school bathroom

[median saffron]

ok this nickname goes hard

[plain atlas]

nah ig comments better

guys how do i get elo role

[warped vigil]

some websites say "X, formerly known as twitter"

[primal shore]

Do you guys wake up then just forget English for like an hour

[primal shore]

It still uses the twitter url so it's twitter

[umbral wind]

all the time

[primal shore]

Twitter.com takes you to x so

Its twitter until that changes

[median saffron]

i remember i was drunk asf one night and i woke up at like 4 am and started yelling french and moroccan insults

[primal shore]

Omg i remember at my last birthday

[warped vigil]

I'm learning how to swear in chinese

[primal shore]

I got so drunk to the point I couldn't speak any English

So these poor Canadians had to play shrades with my german

[warped vigil]

why the skukll

[median saffron]

more like "im learning how to lose social credit"

[peak plank]

Chinese swears are bascilly just calling somone useless or "a fart"

[warped vigil]

no i'm learnign how to fail my chinese class

[umbral wind]

@stuck stirrup can you unmute me pretty please

[velvet silo]

mxi thawa hhhhhh

[uncut fable]

these were the days

[warped vigil]

yeah i've looked up chinese swear words and they're pretty mild compared to...others

[median saffron]

its not that hard, just roast tf out of kung fu panda and panda express

and call rice unholy

[peak plank]

thoese were somewhat-helpful

[primal shore]

Those vids sucked, but the longer 35 min opening vids were solid

[stuck stirrup]

sure

[median saffron]

actually how do you NOT fail chinese

[peak plank]

Volcus videos!!!!!!

[grim edge]

My guys was coping and pasting thumb nail

[fickle rampart]

I bet y’all wanna press that open button so badly

[umbral wind]

❣️

[median saffron]

isnt that language like learning how to decipher hieroglyphs

[peak plank]

no

[median saffron]

<3

[peak plank]

chinese is built on radicals

[umbral wind]

are you advertising Duolingo 😭

[grim edge]

What did u said?!?

[warped vigil]

no its just memorizing squigglies

[fickle rampart]