💬〡general-off-topic

[primal shore]

lichess

[rustic yarrow]

ty

[zinc hound]

Lucy is 7ft 350 pounds

[keen parrot]

148 is 4'10

[hearty torrent]

squat bench deadlift
prove it

[fierce pivot]

chat if my elo was my height what my elo be

[supple delta]

Okay soo I guess that's fine for you

[primal shore]

you're like some teen who's been to the gym a few times right

[keen parrot]

i dont but thanks for the tip

[fierce pivot]

rounded up even? idk

[primal shore]

how old are you

[keen parrot]

it simply is

[primal shore]

14?

[fierce pivot]

nah im considered pretty chubby for asian standars

[hexed lagoon]

150 squat 120 bench 200 deadlift 17 yr old 1,82 72 kg 😂

[fierce pivot]

I'll take the dub also im 15

[primal shore]

14 is abit out of moons preference age but whatever

[supple delta]

How old are ya?

[zinc hound]

💀

[keen parrot]

cool 👍

[supple delta]

Maby you can increase your height

[fierce pivot]

15 but i hit puberty 6 years ago so no bets

[hexed lagoon]

Oh those were kilograms not pounds

[peak plank]

.

[primal shore]

Bro is 18272kg

[hearty torrent]

im better
HA
also please use kg

[fierce pivot]

you know im short because i bench 300kg

[hearty torrent]

nevermind

[hexed lagoon]

Idc opinion rejected i do more and better lateral raises

[hearty torrent]

nevermind

[fierce pivot]

LMAOOO

[zinc hound]

How tall are you

[primal shore]

You can't even bench twice your weight? And you think you're strong?

[zinc hound]

:(

[hearty torrent]

my opinion was rejected by me the moment i foudn out those were kilograms

[hexed lagoon]

1 meter 82 centìmeters

[hearty torrent]

damn bro

[supple delta]

Nah still chance

[fierce pivot]

damn what do i gotta do?

[supple delta]

Try until you are 18 at very least

[hexed lagoon]

I do benchpress with your deadlift x2 PR

[fierce pivot]

my parents actually wanted to fly me out to turkey to get lengthening hormones ☹️

[primal shore]

You can tell lil bros ameircan when he busts out the metres in his height

[zinc hound]

Short asf smh

[keen parrot]

rich mf

[hearty torrent]

a dude in a chess server is stronger than me ill go to the gym now
ive been skipping for a while but this motivated me to go back

[primal shore]

PR? You ain't got no public reputation stfu

[hexed lagoon]

??? Is bro dumb, americans use inches

[fierce pivot]

you know hes lying right

[supple delta]

Losts and lot of good food and exercise and stuff like that and also which exercise is also crucial

[hearty torrent]

/av @fierce pivot

[fierce pivot]

umm lmao!

[supple delta]

That's is not worth for long run though

[hearty torrent]

idc i need motivation ive been skipping for months

[primal shore]

Someone who actually uses imperial says 182cm not a metre and 82 💀💀

[hexed lagoon]

Bro never heard of PR 😂

[hexed lagoon]

Dont care

[hearty torrent]

yes
its less typing

[supple delta]

But Well talk to your doctor if you really want to

[fallen valley]

How does that bait taste?

[fierce pivot]

@hearty torrent

[keen parrot]

i am a meter, 2 feet and 23 cm

[primal shore]

@hexed lagoon let me guess you can deadlift 100kg for about 3 seconds before shitting yourself

[fierce pivot]

its my dad btw :)

[primal shore]

I actually hate you

[keen parrot]

wow what a cutie 😍
oh and the cat is cute too ig

[fierce pivot]

dude alonso is so hot

[hearty torrent]

wonderful

cya people

[keen parrot]

weird thing to say about your dad

[hexed lagoon]

So many people trying to make me mad when they are only making me more entertained

[hearty torrent]

i like hamilton more

[fierce pivot]

im sorry

[fierce pivot]

ummm get gud 6 championship

[keen parrot]

its okay

[primal shore]

so true

[hexed lagoon]

Im just simply better

[hearty torrent]

*8

[fierce pivot]

YUKI TSUNODA > LEWIS HAMILTON

[fallen valley]

Bro busted out the "actually I'm superior because you're not affecting me" ☠️ I haven't heard that once since 7th grade

[keen parrot]

hamilton has more DNFs than me so im better

[primal shore]

@hexed lagoon I bet you couldn't hold 30kg for more then 30 minutes

[fierce pivot]

i also bust out

[hexed lagoon]

Im simply better

[hearty torrent]

yes his times are higher but thats the opposite of what youre supposed to do

[fallen valley]

I only have one DNR

[fierce pivot]

you watch wec lil bro

[primal shore]

All these "strong" mfs be lifting 100kg for like 3 seconds, ruining their muscles, and claim they strong as shit

[fierce pivot]

hamilton elo in chess prolly 230

[keen parrot]

real

[fierce pivot]

or he uses stockfish ummm crashgate

[primal shore]

Tf is a DNF

did not finish

[fierce pivot]

did not finish (infertile)

[hearty torrent]

id like to know dan ric`s elo

[zinc hound]

Hey is 90% of your daily screentime Andrew Tate?

[keen parrot]

oh shit i guess i have one of those too damn

[hexed lagoon]

Tell me more , it makes me more narcisistic

[primal shore]

@hexed lagoon Where's your bugatti

[fierce pivot]

max verstappen is like the hikaru of f1. he wins too much and just looks awkward all the time also their eyes are too far apart

[hollow acorn]

Are yall talking about F1?

[keen parrot]

so real

[hexed lagoon]

Crave my attention

[primal shore]

You mean at 17 you don't own a bugatti and pull like 4 women a day? Loser

[fierce pivot]

no, table tennis championship

[grim edge]

Fr

[hollow acorn]

Oh ty I thought it was about basketball

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/bugatti-veyron-gif-21003193 you know it

[primal shore]

Bugatti got the fatty

[hearty torrent]

no, just the drivers

[keen parrot]

in the handicapped spot where it belongs

[fierce pivot]

dude hamilton is an arse irl. i met him at the saudi gp and he refused to sign anything and just walked off. checo did sign tho.

[supple delta]

Well I do suggest you to lots of running it has scientific benefits even for height, I can tell you the benefits but you also can do your own research it's worth your time trust me

[fierce pivot]

like it was actually super rude. all other drivers signed and waved and took pics.

[hearty torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/koenigsegg-agera-rs-koenigsegg-agera-rs-sck-gif-26208841

[fierce pivot]

i cant run i have heart issues

[keen parrot]

he was intimidated by you

[hearty torrent]

better car

[fierce pivot]

KNONONKINIGIGEGG

[hexed lagoon]

Ironically how an autismo and dyslexic is trying to make me mad

[fallen valley]

Hamilton? The dude from the musical? Yes been dead for awhile now

[fierce pivot]

hamilton when the 4'10 asian girl approaches him

[primal shore]

Discorders bruh

[keen parrot]

looks a lot like a word you shouldnt say

[primal shore]

LMAO IT TRIED CORRECTED DISCORDER TO DISORDER

[void fjord]

300+mph is hardly handicap…

[fierce pivot]

do you lack the ability to read past 3 words you dinglet

[supple delta]

Well you have to try to fix that man its absolutely is amazing

[hearty torrent]

when was that

[fierce pivot]

koningisegfs

[iron barn]

The average pp size is proportional to the average bunda size in almost every country

[fierce pivot]

saudi gp 2023

[zinc hound]

Discordians?

[keen parrot]

i love konfiniinfggeggs

[primal shore]

can confirm, my boyfriend got a mad fatty and so does @keen parrot

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/supra-dragrace-wheelie-supra-wheelie-drag-supra-gif-17351328050218923244

[primal shore]

Or so I've been told

I have my sources

[hearty torrent]

probably not in a great mood
cant blame him for that

[iron barn]

adapting to the circumstances

[latent oracle]

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[keen parrot]

how do you know

[fierce pivot]

it was pre race, before qualifying lmao

[keen parrot]

who told you

[primal shore]

My sources

[primal shore]

My sources bruh

[zinc hound]

Hey is 4 micrometers a good size

It fell off last week

[hearty torrent]

oh damn

[keen parrot]

your sources are my sources when it involves me now tell

[iron barn]

Real

[primal shore]

4μm is sufficient

[fierce pivot]

but yeah didnt like him. also ocon was the best. he took a pic with me, signed, and gave me a thumbs up. i also met mika hakkinen and he answered my question and predicted mclaren domination

[primal shore]

Nu uh you aint know em cuh

[keen parrot]

clearly he/she knows me

[primal shore]

You know your chair?

[keen parrot]

uh yeah...?

[primal shore]

You know its manufacturer?

he and I are in tight

[iron barn]

That size gonna stimulate one nerve cell at a time 💀💀

[primal shore]

Tight tight tight

[keen parrot]

oh damn you could have hooked me up with a free one

[primal shore]

check in the seat~

[keen parrot]

okay..

[primal shore]

a pound of pure Peruvian

[zinc hound]

Lucky

[keen parrot]

wait holy shit actually

dont call the cops guys

[fierce pivot]

i have never seen your pfp and saw a hotdog. i always see it as nsfw

[keen parrot]

me too and its WILD

[zinc hound]

Tell me the location that I shouldn't call the police in

Exact coordinates please

[fierce pivot]

haha brain activation

[keen parrot]

ambasing village philippines

[zinc hound]

It's a hotgun

[keen parrot]

neurons go brrr

[zinc hound]

Get your mind out of the gutter and you'll see it in all of its glizzy glory

[void fjord]

I’d just like to say probably anywhere in Russia…

[fierce pivot]

i think glizzy glory sounds deeper in the gutter

[zinc hound]

Must be a long hotdog then

[fierce pivot]

jesus christ almighty

[keen parrot]

tell me about it

[primal shore]

Oi bruv get yer mind outta guttah yea

Taint nu glizzy fam

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/lambo-cardboard-4pf-car-gif-18360541

[keen parrot]

cardborghini holy shit

[fierce pivot]

puzzle elo vs rapid elo

[zinc hound]

I'll taint my glizzy with your mom

Gonna go get a boolowotuh one sec

[primal shore]

Yu gotta glizzy i got da glock dats wut differentiates you frum brixton bruv

[glacial fulcrum]

Damn. Thats cool

[iron barn]

Guys dont watch the horse video

[fierce pivot]

this is the reason anitta left us

[primal shore]

So true

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-flying-flying-horse-dream-dreams-gif-19273718

[keen parrot]

this is the reason God left us

[iron barn]

i have trauma now

[zinc hound]

It's all fun and games until the group chat gets leaked

[fierce pivot]

no. this is.

[iron barn]

💀💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-animal-walk-gif-12799149

[iron barn]

Try guessing what happens

[primal shore]

That's wild.

[keen parrot]

i dont think you should post this here

[fierce pivot]

"knight is the only piece that can jump over others":

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/randymartin-rwmartin-vtactor007-lahr-lion-gif-18737375

[supple imp]

More or less than 1000?

[iron barn]

Nothing nsfw about that pic

[primal shore]

Where's the 2m pp

[zinc hound]

Fellas

[iron barn]

just a guy with his horse

[keen parrot]

in your dreams

[zinc hound]

She's a 10 but she can't cook

[primal shore]

Anyone who can't cook is a redflag

[keen parrot]

uhhh

[iron barn]

exactly

[primal shore]

cooking is a basic human skill smh

[keen parrot]

nah she will learn it'll be fine

[zinc hound]

It ain't that bad

[grim edge]

Change the first digit 💀

[zinc hound]

Teaching is pretty fun

[fierce pivot]

youre not pulling her either way

[supple imp]

I won my otb match so now I can spend 2 more hours studying history

[zinc hound]

Fym "you're not pulling her either way"

[supple imp]

0000?

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-cat-cat-dribble-cat-ball-jumping-gif-21104303

[void fjord]

I can’t cook it’s rocket science I screw up microwaving stuff too

[primal shore]

Let me correct, anyone who can't cook and isn't willing to learn is a red flag

[keen parrot]

oh okay then im good whew

[zinc hound]

That is true asf

[primal shore]

Ew microwaves are nasty

[keen parrot]

dont have to break up now

[fierce pivot]

shes a 3 but she can cook? (bubsy)

[grim edge]

Nah I have like 8000 or something 💀

[primal shore]

bro i met this one guy from here who microwaved an egg

[supple imp]

5

[primal shore]

I wanted to vomit

[fierce pivot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[zinc hound]

Bubsy are you 18+

[keen parrot]

a 3 would be someone who is barely alive by male standards no shot u a 3

[primal shore]

I blocked him

[supple imp]

Bruv how much storage does that take

[fierce pivot]

32

[keen parrot]

thats too many

[fierce pivot]

you'd be surprised :/

[grim edge]

That's only pictures of me I have more of other stuff

[primal shore]

Bubsy is a solid 6.5/10 at least

[grim edge]

Most are saved on snap so idk

[primal shore]

And my girl @grim edge is a solid 11.7/10

[keen parrot]

well i havent seen ya so i can never know

[void fjord]

Pls no block me…🤧

[fierce pivot]

i am pretty barely alive you know

[zinc hound]

I thought you were 15 🔥

[supple imp]

Ye but how much storage alone does 8000 pics take?

[keen parrot]

and you called me a 4.3 or sum

[fierce pivot]

one day when i get my phone back

[grim edge]

Ily

[supple imp]

Today I beat a girl

[primal shore]

That was 12 year old you

[fierce pivot]

thats my age in indian rupee

[primal shore]

I called now you like 6.5 I think

[fierce pivot]

same I beat my wife

[primal shore]

By looks alone

[supple imp]

(Not in game ofc)

[zinc hound]

Lucy are you leebenese

[keen parrot]

yeah but i havent sent you now me unless you looked up my name

[primal shore]

Ilyt

[grim edge]

Lemme check 1 sec

[primal shore]

I like people

[zinc hound]

Lesnoose

[supple imp]

Bros prime Mike tyson against his wife

[primal shore]

I'm a bean

[zinc hound]

The shit that makes you like girls

[primal shore]

Women are hot

[drowsy crypt]

Hi

[supple imp]

Bubsy 59 bubsy's wife 0

[zinc hound]

Literally me but with your wife

[primal shore]

Men be fine too

[grim edge]

Too much 💀

[keen parrot]

@primal shore ?????

[zinc hound]

I agree

[keen parrot]

[supple imp]

Wdym tpp much?

[primal shore]

All I remember from your named was your first name so

[supple imp]

Give me a number

[primal shore]

Can't get very far

[keen parrot]

so u lied

[void fjord]

Idk about the entirety I know some pretty nasty ones

[fierce pivot]

someone once told me i look like chinese AI :/

[grim edge]

Ummm

[primal shore]

I have like 1.5k screenshots on this phone

[fierce pivot]

why it no be blue

[keen parrot]

gotta order food brb

[supple imp]

Shiiiii bro that's nearly half the storage space on my whole phone

[primal shore]

Agreed, your mum is rank

[fierce pivot]

imagine vomit so your food is extra appetizing

[zinc hound]

Yeah you should Google blue waffles

[fierce pivot]

can your gf not cook

[primal shore]

My whole phone is like 40g

[drowsy crypt]

I don't think it works this way

[grim edge]

😭

[fierce pivot]

i had like 6k 😭

[zinc hound]

She's a 7 but shes bald

[keen parrot]

lmaooo she lives 10000 miles away 😭

[primal shore]

I imagine starving then enjoy my food

[fierce pivot]

my laptop has 400GB of just file storage

[primal shore]

That's how I push through eating MREs

[fierce pivot]

does she live on the moon mate

or are your dreams that unreachable

[supple imp]

I can't even tell, you either like yourself too much, have too much free time, snap 24/7 or all 3

[keen parrot]

worse

[zinc hound]

Long distance relationships are a yikes

They never work out

[grim edge]

I use snap too much it's not good

[zinc hound]

Wait is she french?

I'm sorry for your loss

[supple imp]

I've used snap like 1 hour in the past 3 years

[primal shore]

My long distance bf moves in with me in like 7 months

[supple imp]

Probably less than an hour actually

[void fjord]

Nah bro my mum is normal genius and very supportive

[primal shore]

W

[iron barn]

When they havent let themselves go, yes.

[fierce pivot]

oh god tilt stop dating women from OGLE-2016-BLG-1195Lb :/

[primal shore]

Mine keeps telling me to learn more languages

[grim edge]

I worked out my average messages per minute for the last 3 years, it was 1 snap per 30 seconds average 💀

[zinc hound]

Nuh uh

[primal shore]

Yu uh

[supple imp]

I thought you were les

[drowsy crypt]

You said you knew 4-5

How many do you need?

[keen parrot]

I never work out either so win win

[fierce pivot]

@zinc hound you are disgusting sad hotdog stop projecting

[primal shore]

I like women yes but i like men too

[supple imp]

Mate that's fcked

[primal shore]

I know 5 but that's not enough for her

[grim edge]

💀

[keen parrot]

[primal shore]

Nah I like learning languages it's fun and important

[grim edge]

Wait I'm gonna work out my exact amount

[drowsy crypt]

💀

As long as you enjoy it

[zinc hound]

What did I do

[supple imp]

Ye good, do that instead of being on snap the whole time

[drowsy crypt]

Do what you want to do

[fierce pivot]

i would make myself my pfp but its also kinda weird to stare yourself 24/7 and like considering the vile stuff i say it kinda doesn't match

[primal shore]

Next language is Russian

[zinc hound]

Use my pfp

[keen parrot]

yeah i would never, unless i become a mod or smth

[supple imp]

Wild

[keen parrot]

ruski )))

[grim edge]

Ok it's not that bad tbh

[drowsy crypt]

Useful for scaring kids

[cunning bloom]

Hello chat

[primal shore]

Русский

[hasty trout]

Wow

[void fjord]

That and the illusion of security

[grim edge]

Only 616 snaps per day for 4 years straight on average

[primal shore]

Useful for work

[zinc hound]

Yeah but you're like 4'9

[keen parrot]

at least my gf would feel better about her height if i was

[primal shore]

Idk if we can keep this relationship

[silent quest]

What's snap?

[drowsy crypt]

Yeah

[grim edge]

💀

[supple imp]

Not that bad she says 💀

[primal shore]

Waiting for meta to buy snap

[grim edge]

Please no

[zinc hound]

My GF is like, 5'7 or smth

[fierce pivot]

one time i had my pfp as my baby pic (this) and some guy told me he imagines that baby pic of me speak in a heavy british accent whenever i swear

[drowsy crypt]

Waiting for meta to buy oxygen

[keen parrot]

tall ahh

[dawn yew]

GUESS WHAT

[warped sparrow]

Hi Judit Polgar

[stable mirage]

bri ish

[silent quest]

A battle for snap between elon and mark

[fierce pivot]

oh my god yeah shes literally me

[warped sparrow]

How are u doing?'

U said u re a WGM higher then 2700

[primal shore]

Meta doesn't let information into Canada due to tax evasion /srs

[warped sparrow]

Hi sussy

[stable mirage]

hello

[supple imp]

@grim edge I feel like you're the definition of a white girl

[warped sparrow]

i got an alt there

[fierce pivot]

well she is in fact white

[stable mirage]

are you nerds still fighting

[keen parrot]

she literally is its not even funny

[grim edge]

If I'd used snap for 20 years straight instead of 4 years It'd only be 123 snaps per day it's not that bad

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot bubsy face

[supple imp]

I'm not even sure if that's a compliment or not

[primal shore]

They got sued for not paying the Canadian government for running adds on Canadian servers and have since refused to source news on their media in Canada

[keen parrot]

baby pic 🥺

[stable mirage]

the mods don’t like alts very much

[keen parrot]

?????

[void fjord]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever stepped on a Lego?😖

[zinc hound]

A game anyone?

[grim edge]

😭😭

[supple imp]

There's white girl and then there's white girl

[warped sparrow]

idc

[zinc hound]

Tic tac toe D:

[fierce pivot]

literally im going to burn you alive also my hairdresser said my forehead is too short for bangs i have a 3head so get gud

[supple imp]

She's the definition of a white girl

[primal shore]

Crosses and knots

[stable mirage]

it feels good

[supple imp]

@grim edge you definitely drink Starbucks coffee

[fierce pivot]

I HAVE AMAZING FACIAL RATIOS AT 3 YEARS OLD

[zinc hound]

Someone's self conscious

[grim edge]

I don't drink coffee

[iron barn]

that pic is u as a baby, or am i getting this wrong?

[keen parrot]

what abt now

[primal shore]

Tf is a tic-tac-toe

[fierce pivot]

yes can u read

[void fjord]

Say that to my bleeding foot!

[supple imp]

Damn

[zinc hound]

You bri'ish or somtin mate

[iron barn]

its just wild

[keen parrot]

my face ugly ahh i ain't sending that

[fierce pivot]

someone thought i had down syndrome 🔥

[primal shore]

Nah its just the normal name for it

[wary summit]

just wondering how long does it usually take people to hit 2000?

[drowsy crypt]

Same

[keen parrot]

damn so downhill

[stable mirage]

sounds nice :3

[trail prism]

Is this a good book ?

[iron barn]

Looking at the pfp i thought u were a guy 💀💀

[primal shore]

It looks like Crosses and knots not whatever tf a tic-tac-toe is

[fierce pivot]

yes thats my dad

[iron barn]

oh ok

[supple imp]

Living under a rock

[fierce pivot]

um we're on discord all day we dont read

[primal shore]

Get and read im westen nichts neues

[zinc hound]

Is he alive?

[fierce pivot]

also you already bought it so just read it lmap

[fierce pivot]

im

[zinc hound]

You're alive?

[fierce pivot]

i love my dad hes so cool

[zinc hound]

@trail prism

[keen parrot]

bubsy is quickly becoming one of my fav people in here not even joking

[grim edge]

Good evening. Konnichiwa! ✌️

[trail prism]

How u got that pick of me

[primal shore]

#freemyboybubsyheaintdonunn

[keen parrot]

i love your dad too

[grim edge]

What happened to bubsy

[primal shore]

nothing lmao

[keen parrot]

nothing unfortunately

[drowsy crypt]

Nothing yet

[rustic yarrow]

how does one chess better

[primal shore]

Blunder less

[keen parrot]

i got long ahh hair probably time to cut it

[fierce pivot]

https://www.sportskeeda.com/f1/news-fernando-alonso-driver-play-chess-with-f1-pundit-shares-makes-spaniard-special

[zinc hound]

Download a suspicious program that steals all of your information, and then dedicate time to getting better at the game

[zinc hound]

Send a video of you cutting your hair in here

[keen parrot]

😍

[keen parrot]

no

[grim edge]

How are you guys

[fierce pivot]

send me your hair so i can clone my little chess minion @keen parrot

[drowsy crypt]

Nah let him stream it and he can only see his hair through the stream

[keen parrot]

nah you just want my romanian genetics

[drowsy crypt]

No mirrors

[zinc hound]

Go bald in the middle of your head with hair on the sides please

[rustic yarrow]

deal

[keen parrot]

look like the fuxking thug shaker kid

[fierce pivot]

i prayed to god in the womb that i wouldnt be romanian

[primal shore]

My cat just started making bread on my tits

[grim edge]

Tilt i want ur opinion on ur Something

[fierce pivot]

flatbread lmao

[void fjord]

They’re not a dude?!😯

[grim edge]

Should i eat or not eat

[keen parrot]

well you didn't get a much better fate but good for you

[zinc hound]

Send a video of you doing the thug shaker 🙏

[primal shore]

BRO

[fierce pivot]

palestinian born on 9/11 um does it get better than this tilt

[keen parrot]

there is no nsfw channel...

[keen parrot]

it doesn't get much better this is peak

[fierce pivot]

i am peak ethnicity

[keen parrot]

i also knew a jewish dude who was born on 9/11 2003

[zinc hound]

Yeah kittens knead their paws

[fierce pivot]

man how big was his nose

[keen parrot]

i don't remember

but he kept joking about being my mental coach and throwing bricks at me

[fierce pivot]

yup sounds jewish alright

they do throw bricks

[zinc hound]

Show proof or it didn't happen

[keen parrot]

shes 17

[fierce pivot]

carlos you are out of control

[zinc hound]

Holy shit

[keen parrot]

prison is just a room...

[zinc hound]

Trueeee

[zinc hound]

When's her birthday

[stable mirage]

🐾

[primal shore]

I been legal for a year

[zinc hound]

Oh

[stable mirage]

[zinc hound]

Holy shit tilt has been spreading misinformation

[primal shore]

im actually 17 in like a month and a half 💀

[fierce pivot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/646738307312648210/873145022764183592/858312750245871647.gif

[iron barn]

My acoustic cat never really makes bread, he just sleeps or acts silly

[keen parrot]

age of consent is 16 there, my point still stands

[zinc hound]

Oh

[keen parrot]

wow you ain't even 17 smh

[fierce pivot]

not to flex or anything but saudi has no age of consent umm checkmate

[zinc hound]

Not the worst thing I've said here tbh

[drowsy crypt]

We love age shaming

[primal shore]

absolute monarchy is crazzyyy

[keen parrot]

okay i was going to reply with something down atrocious but i controlled myself and didnt

[zinc hound]

The worst is probably that cup joke you pinged the mods for tbh

[fierce pivot]

girl aint u british

[drowsy crypt]

Bro don't get banned

[primal shore]

That's a constitutional monarchy, Saudi is an absolute monarchy

[keen parrot]

absolut monarchy, the king drinks vodka

[zinc hound]

My cat just jumped on my head.

[keen parrot]

lazy ahh cat

[fierce pivot]

lucy i want to make you play a chess game where both pieces are the same hue so you struggle and we dont

[fierce pivot]

i will geoguess you from your window

[keen parrot]

ay tmrw ill send you a picture of my house see if you find it

[primal shore]

I hate you

[fierce pivot]

you should also read #〘📝〙rules alongside the bible

[fierce pivot]

umm literally get good 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[primal shore]

Russian music is such a bop

[keen parrot]

bonglord knows where i live 🔥 i regret everything 🗣️

fake christian omg

[grim edge]

No but I am.

[fierce pivot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/959534385776979988/5CB40DE6-967B-4ADE-BF48-9AE13417D813.gif

[keen parrot]

that's so me

[primal shore]

People who think Jesus is fake are really dumb bc religion or not that guy was real

[fierce pivot]

no its pointing at q

[silent quest]

Reminds me of the gravitational pull of vimun

[keen parrot]

it should be at me

[sour igloo]

Ur fake Christian cause real christians don't support lgbtq

[fierce pivot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002281480011124880/1054887481004265573/84E6B06A-BA5B-4329-8F4F-3C9D0E95C55F.gif

[keen parrot]

real christians would never argue like that

[primal shore]

You know the pope supports lgbt right....?

[grim edge]

I think Jesus was a real person who had opposing views to the Roman senate and was villainised as a result

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/tantrum-kid-toddler-golf-gif-21423166

you^

[primal shore]

That's exactly right

[fierce pivot]

oh my god SHUT UP EVERYONE <@&745328830649991179>

[primal shore]

yup and the pope says the bible is outdated, not even kidding

[keen parrot]

Jesus Christ was the MJ of the Roman Era, he dropped 30 12 8 averages for 5 seasons straight but then got banned by the RBA (Roman Basketball Association)

[grim edge]

We are all sinners. No one is in the right. This is why we have no right to act better than another for it.

[drowsy crypt]

This chat gets too serious at a certain hour

[iron barn]

gods word is outdated?

[drowsy crypt]

I enjoy when it's full of random stuff

[grim edge]

I’ve joined the 🛢️ cult

[fierce pivot]

chat stop talking about bishops please

[keen parrot]

lets gooo 🛢️

[fresh wind]

Can we drop the religion talk please

[keen parrot]

yessir

[strange skiff]

ok enough

[keen parrot]

hi anitta

[strange skiff]

lucy you know better

[grim edge]

Hi Anitta

[zinc hound]

Hi John

[fierce pivot]

🛢

[drowsy crypt]

Time to start the 🔥 cult

[fierce pivot]

hi anitta do you love me

[keen parrot]

woah bubsy one oil is enough

[drowsy crypt]

Natural enemies

[strange skiff]

what is this about? alice?

[fierce pivot]

no, im saudi remember

[zinc hound]

Gonna go take bubsys name fr

[keen parrot]

ah true

[zinc hound]

As an American I need that oil

[fierce pivot]

i dont have lice??? rude

[strange skiff]

hilarious

[grim edge]

😵‍💫

[strange skiff]

anyway

chill tf out!

thanks

[stable mirage]

hi anitta

[strange skiff]

hey sirius

[keen parrot]

yes guys let's have some relaxed conversations

[strange skiff]

and tilt

[zinc hound]

What does "idk" mean

[keen parrot]

[drowsy crypt]

Time to grab some tranquilizer rifles

[grim edge]

💀

[fierce pivot]

anitta can i get amazing bubsy role because im very high rating also im bubsy

[keen parrot]

he sent me a friend request earlier

[fierce pivot]

same lmao

[keen parrot]

okay ALICE

[grim edge]

Who is he

[keen parrot]

the guy with the jesus spam

[grim edge]

Oh

[fierce pivot]

spreading the gospel on discord is like spreading out meat samples at a vegan store

[supple imp]

Anyone here use ai's to make pictures?

I need a picture made

[fierce pivot]

i use ai to make boyfriend

[drowsy crypt]

I never realized how #💬〡chess-talk was 10 times more calm then here

But here we are i guess

[grim edge]

Use chatgpt lol

[fierce pivot]

zmo.ai is free

[compact mantle]

Or just take a picture

[supple imp]

Doesn't that cost money

[iron barn]

what if u guys made a dedicated chat for such topics?

[fierce pivot]

when the chess chat in a chess server is less active than madness chat

[supple imp]

Thanks g

[keen parrot]

dude my girlfriend used to actually debate christianity in servers sometimes 💀

[grim edge]

I just ask it and it does stuff 🤷‍♀️

[drowsy crypt]

It would be a warfare (no jokes intended)

[supple imp]

The picture I need is about something that doesn't exist lol

[stable mirage]

hell to moderate prob

[drowsy crypt]

Like it would be hard to moderate

[strange skiff]

we have #💬〡trusted-off-topic but we dont want religion or politics here, it easily gets out of hand and turns into prejudice or bigotry

[fierce pivot]

ah, so you want a picture where my elo is below 3000

[strange skiff]

go debate it somewhere else, you have the whole internet

[grim edge]

True true

[strange skiff]

this is a chess server

[fierce pivot]

wait my USERNAME nooo

[strange skiff]

go to dms if you wanna fight someone

none of my business

just dont do it here pls

[obtuse harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hope-youre-ready-be-prepared-brace-yourself-chuck-rhoades-sr-jeffrey-demunn-gif-14315074

[fierce pivot]

so true anitta GIVE ME BUBSY ROLEEEE

[keen parrot]

bubsy nooo you will get muted bubsy 😢

[fierce pivot]

oh nooo

[drowsy crypt]

F

[obtuse harbor]

anyway i'm going back to work, be good please

[fierce pivot]

shhh bubsy shhh

[strange skiff]

same.

[fierce pivot]

byebye chess cube man and chess cube woman

[strange skiff]

[keen parrot]

yeah uh im going to uh work too!

[fierce pivot]

me too

[keen parrot]

i am def not a useless bum!

[fierce pivot]

wow what a fully employed server

[grim edge]

When did you last get off discord?

[compact mantle]

Good at chess tho

[keen parrot]

today i didn't have the energy to do anything else really

[fierce pivot]

guys i get my results tomorrow, my mom said if i get below 99% she is going to send me back to palestine to die soo lets hope i didnt woo

[keen parrot]

but usually I'm not here all the time

[grim edge]

TILT DMS DMS

[grim edge]

How many days has this been going on?

[drowsy crypt]

Can't relate (guess what part)

[grim edge]

Weeks*

[keen parrot]

i drank last night and didnt sleep

[drowsy crypt]

💀

[compact mantle]

The part where you’re actually contributing to society

[fierce pivot]

it lasted 20 years 7 months and 27 days

[grim edge]

I have a sudden massive urge to grind to 1200 rn and not wait

[keen parrot]

we can talk abt this but later, food has arrived @grim edge

[drowsy crypt]

It was a trick question!
I can't relate to both

[compact mantle]

L

[fierce pivot]

whats the food

[drowsy crypt]

Skill issue

[keen parrot]

ill send pic

[grim edge]

Ok go enjoy your food 😋

[zinc hound]

Wtf, why only 99% it should be anything below 101%

[compact mantle]

You get sent as cannon fodder in the case there’ll be war

[drowsy crypt]

At least i'll be useful

Better than nothing

[fierce pivot]

is it just me or has anyone else heard NOTHING about this year's oktoberfest?? like last year was crazy but this year the germans be quiet or sum idk

[grim edge]

I heard about it

[zinc hound]

When did it start??

[fierce pivot]

september i think

[zinc hound]

What

[fierce pivot]

like mid september?

[zinc hound]

Well that's enough stupid holidays for today

[fierce pivot]

im so BORED

i want to DRINK BEER and MEET DRIVERS

ugh what an awfully teal chat

[zinc hound]

Aren't you like 10

[fierce pivot]

beer knows no age, only liver

[zinc hound]

That's what an alcoholic would say

[fierce pivot]

mhm

im literally alcohol intolerant ugh what a genetic nerf

[iron barn]

In europe the alcohol adiction starts early but we quit alcohol before the americans even started 💀

[compact mantle]

Same

[fierce pivot]

you already posted this once STOP

[compact mantle]

Asian genes messing wit me

[fierce pivot]

in europe all addiction starts early

[fierce pivot]

SAME YOO!!!

[fierce pivot]

IM GOING TO CALL ANNITTA

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-gif-18242678

[grim edge]

Stop

[fierce pivot]

okay stop its annoying

[zinc hound]

That's pretty wild

[fierce pivot]

revert

[cedar osprey]

🛑 @zinc hound

[zinc hound]

Okay

[compact mantle]

NICEEE😎😎

[fierce pivot]

oh no, dont look at the meme

[keen parrot]

shremp and rois

[zinc hound]

That's pretty wild

[zinc hound]

Is that baby food

[grim edge]

Give me some

[fierce pivot]

who in god's name eats rice with a fork

[grim edge]

Me

[fierce pivot]

ive never been more asian offended

[keen parrot]

mf im not asian

[zinc hound]

Sane people

Some people use a spoon

[keen parrot]

okay gotta eat now bye chat

[fierce pivot]

you dont need to be asian you need to be HUMAN

[iron barn]

all of europe basically

[drowsy crypt]

Bye cya later

[fierce pivot]

enjoy your fork rice you psychopath

[drowsy crypt]

Yesn't

[grim edge]

See you in five 😙

[fierce pivot]

haram no flirting

[compact mantle]

Ikr, ppl need to learn to use chopsticks

[grim edge]

I’m not flirting

[fierce pivot]

i bought a pack of 10 chopsticks for the equivelant of 50 cents the other day

[zinc hound]

No good food requires chopsticks

[fierce pivot]

yeah and no good person is named Carlos Magnusson

[compact mantle]

It’s multi purpose too

[fierce pivot]

yes my mom does my hair with a chopstick

[grim edge]

Sushi >>>>

[zinc hound]

Can confirm since my name isn't Carlos Magnusson

[drowsy crypt]

That's what a chopstick salesman would say

[zinc hound]

Sushi tastes like shit

[viral epoch]

Nah this is wild

[grim edge]

No it doesn’t!

[compact mantle]

My chinese friends also use it for their hair

[zinc hound]

Nah this is wild

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-cristiano-ronaldo-juventus-cristiano-ronaldo-juventus-atletico-gif-25841576

[fierce pivot]

ugh this chat is too teal i wish i was colorblind like lucy

[viral epoch]

Sushi doesn't look good

[grim edge]

Yes it does

[viral epoch]

Skull emoji

[dire cargo]

💀

[normal hatch]

Pink on top🗣️🛢️

[zinc hound]

Sushi tastes like sad

[viral epoch]

Raw fish doesn't even equal to nice

[grim edge]

How do I get purple colour?

[viral epoch]

Cook that damn meat

[normal hatch]

100k messages

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/arigameplays-ari-aypapi-aypapiii-si-gif-26342710

[viral epoch]

Chat

[cedar osprey]

become FOTS

[compact mantle]

Worst take in this chat

[viral epoch]

Pineapple on pizza or sushi

[dire cargo]

How

[normal hatch]

yo

[zinc hound]

Hi daily

[fierce pivot]

@dire cargo i hope your embed perms get revoked

[grim edge]

HOW?!?!

[lament jacinth]

Take what up

[cedar osprey]

Hi

[fierce pivot]

hey daily get a load of this guy!

[zinc hound]

You wanna know what's wild

[grim edge]

You can have him Lucy and I don’t want him

[normal hatch]

Be on discord 24/7. Throw away ur life

[dire cargo]

Why

[dire cargo]

Sup

[lament jacinth]

Whoever it is tell him I don't want him either 💀💀💀

[green torrent]

We're so back

[viral epoch]

Sushi looks like someone took lots of aliments and slammed them on the plate, alongside severely undercooked fish

[green torrent]

We are so back

[grim edge]

I almost knocked myself out of 1100 game one🤦🏾‍♂️blundered my queen and bro didnt even take it

[viral epoch]

Bro, cooked fish is far better than raw

[green torrent]

Were so back

[grim edge]

@hexed lagoon nobody wants you sorry

[dire cargo]

[worn drum]

yes

[compact mantle]

Undercooked fish is good

[zinc hound]

Hear me out

Pineapple bacon and ham in a pizza isn't bad

[viral epoch]

[green torrent]

Hear me inside

[zinc hound]

Sushi is bad though

[viral epoch]

Bacon and ham is nice

[dire cargo]

💀

[worn drum]

☠️

[compact mantle]

No the sticky rice is also good

[green torrent]

Wtf english

[fierce pivot]

oh who wouldve thought chess.com server has bad opinions wooouu

[grim edge]

I will eat virtually anything

Daily are you writing an essay?

[zinc hound]

Who has bad opinions

[fierce pivot]

um aksually you cant eat virtually only irl

[zinc hound]

Daily isn't typing

[green torrent]

Oil

[drowsy crypt]

Metaverse

[fierce pivot]

hes typing like a daily game, in intervals

[green torrent]

Oil

[grim edge]

Im ahead of my time

[green torrent]

Ruhalah

[fierce pivot]

reach the time where you're 1200 elo then

[grim edge]

Touché

[fierce pivot]

sorry that was mean

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jfaulcon

This is the Chess.com profile of jfaulcon. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1110 (peak)
Blitz: 911 (970 peak)
Bullet: 1104 (peak)

[grim edge]

nah not really

[fierce pivot]

yeah close nuff

[zinc hound]

Gonna head out dudes and dudettes

[fierce pivot]

@grim edge is your pfp a pawn cosplay

[drowsy crypt]

If you said that to me i would've been destroyed... better to not argue with you

[green torrent]

Who thinks that The Industrial Revolution and its consequences were devastating to the human race

[lament jacinth]

HI BUBSY

[fierce pivot]

im 400 elo dont take what i say seriously

[grim edge]

Lol no it’s just me with a beanie and a neck gator

[median saffron]

Hmm

[cedar osprey]

@fierce pivotPlease don't send members random server invites. It's spammy and sus

[fierce pivot]

?? i didnt??

[drowsy crypt]

But if nobody knows your elo that works

[fierce pivot]

im sorry what?

[green torrent]

@everyone

[lament jacinth]

She doesn't

[grim edge]

u tried

[grim edge]

Ban

[green torrent]

Im hearing voices in my left ear what is this

[fierce pivot]

OH MY GOD IM SORRY THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I ACCIDENTALLY RIGHT CLICKED YOUR PFP WHILE CHECKING YOUR ELO IM SORRY

[cedar osprey]

...

[median saffron]

daily

[normal hatch]

Would you like to join my chess server?

[lament jacinth]

Anyway

BUBSY I SAID HI

[fierce pivot]

LIYA IM IN AN ALTERCATION WITH DAILY

[median saffron]

the day is ur OPP

[fierce pivot]

D: i didnt mean to do that genuinely

[median saffron]

Why is it caps

[lament jacinth]

YOU CAN WIN I BELIEVE IN U

[median saffron]

OPP

.

[fierce pivot]

daily forgave me okay i think

okay guys daily out post blitz games

[worn drum]

ok

[median saffron]

LOL

[green torrent]

Is this illegal

[fierce pivot]

okay no thats not a blitz game

[lament jacinth]

Yes and you beet delete that before a mod sees it

[fierce pivot]

yes it is @cedar osprey we need you back here

[green torrent]

Nooooo

[grim edge]

I just changed the settings in my brothers phone so no autocorrects to yes and yes autocorrects to no

[median saffron]

💀

[grim edge]

I’m a genius

rip my acc

[green torrent]

You're not

[grim edge]

Prove it

[fierce pivot]

queenie when she discovers edit message option

[median saffron]

He going off

[lament jacinth]

YES SHE IS. RAHHHHH

[grim edge]

Exactly

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-angry-hot-cat-gif-19839582

[lament jacinth]

Literally me

[normal hatch]

Use commas

[grim edge]

No

[lament jacinth]

Use fullstops.

[normal hatch]

Bozo

[normal hatch]

Not necessary.

[fierce pivot]

use apostrophes

[median saffron]

do not do this what are u doing bruh u think this is English class nah nah nah

[normal hatch]

I do

[lament jacinth]

Then neither are comma's.

[fierce pivot]

your bio says otherwise babe

use your front door and touch grass i think

[normal hatch]

They are💀

[worn drum]

nah

[lament jacinth]

@normal hatch was the one who started asking people to use punctuation in discord like what

[normal hatch]

U can barely understand her message

[fierce pivot]

liya pulled out dat grammarly

[grim edge]

I’m smarter than you so shush

[fierce pivot]

its fully eligible

[worn drum]

No you're dumb

[fierce pivot]

no connected no opinion uhh pshhh

[grim edge]

How am I dumb?

[wheat sparrow]

I am gonna need you to leave the server

[normal hatch]

Commas are essential. U can do without apostrophe’s and periods

[lament jacinth]

That's a skill issue on your end buddy

[fierce pivot]

skill issue!!

[normal hatch]

U 1800s smh

[worn drum]

idk

[keen parrot]

done eating ommm

[grim edge]

nice

Communication isn't needed when you have hypnosis

[keen parrot]

shit was bussin

[grim edge]

I’m waiting for chess.com to reply to my request

[fierce pivot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/959534385776979988/5CB40DE6-967B-4ADE-BF48-9AE13417D813.gif

[grim edge]

@keen parrot smh

[lament jacinth]

Im hungry can I eat you

[grim edge]

So predictable

[keen parrot]

fifteen

[grim edge]

Again, I’m a genius

Also is birq ever gettinf unbanned

[south timber]

Galaxy brain

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[keen parrot]

most likely not but he could always try

[lament jacinth]

I said I'm hungry 💀

[grim edge]

You're never clearing the allegations disappointed

[keen parrot]

girl eating someone has only one meaning

[grim edge]

Why was he banned again

[grim edge]

hell nah bro

[keen parrot]

real

[grim edge]

No it doesn’t

[grim edge]

She meant literally

[keen parrot]

unless she is a cannibal

[grim edge]

Eat you

[lament jacinth]

YES I MEANT LITERALLY

[keen parrot]

that's still weird?

[grim edge]

[median saffron]

Yo tilt

[keen parrot]

you want me in your mouth like what?

[fierce pivot]

guys please be patient with liya she is lebanese that means she has slow comprehension

[rigid bluff]

https://www.chessable.com/classroom/mouad-ouazzine/

[grim edge]

NAWWWW

[keen parrot]

true

[lament jacinth]

WHY ARE YOU SO DIRTY MINDED

[median saffron]

Man

[grim edge]

😭

[grim edge]

In one meaning she's the victim, in another she's the criminal

[keen parrot]

you said it not me

[lament jacinth]

How so

[fierce pivot]

al sha3b al soori 🇸🇾

[median saffron]

My message caught by the discord mods

[compact mantle]

Bro she 15

[grim edge]

Tilt stop making it sexual 💀

TILT PPEASE STOP

[worn drum]

why am I so dirty minded

[fierce pivot]

tilt im telling your gf

[grim edge]

He gun get locked up

how long is it gonna take for chesscom to reply to a request to reopen my account

[keen parrot]

i am not looking for that shit im just saying the first thing that pops in my mind no filter

[grim edge]

Tilt i am sending ss's to ciela 🔥

[keen parrot]

also shes 16, not that it matters

[grim edge]

Probably a day or two

[compact mantle]

[lament jacinth]

Tilt you didn't have to make it dirty 😭😭

[viral epoch]

Cuz tenhai

[worn drum]

tenhai?

[keen parrot]

you were the one that said it first breh

[fierce pivot]

i accidentally sent daily a server invite earlier 😭

[worn drum]

oh

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Mitzu you wanna see something cool

[fierce pivot]

you know i make some awful blunders with mods.. a lot

[compact mantle]

You coulda been the bigger man

[viral epoch]

Not if it's tenhai

No way Yass whismy 2.0

[grim edge]

Dms.

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[lament jacinth]

No you posted this, therefore you were first to make it dirty

[keen parrot]

dude what's your point 💀

[grim edge]

He’s a very big man trust me

[compact mantle]

[keen parrot]

i said NO horny

[lament jacinth]

I didn't even say it first

[grim edge]

oh ok

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot one time i was in the World Endurance Championship server, and we were discussing the race, and the team called Glickenhaus was doing pretty bad. so when a guy named "Glickenhaus" joined the chat, I replied "Hey guys, found the loser" as a joke.. it was the actual Glickenhaus team.

[grim edge]

Me cleaning the chat

[lament jacinth]

I said I'm gonna eat you cause I'm hungry. Didn't say it any other way 💀💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

lmaoooo thats messed up and i love it

[grim edge]

500lbs is such a good song 😱

I am whimsy 2.0

[sand trellis]

happy transgender awareness week

[fierce pivot]

i had to write them an apology letter 😭

[grim edge]

The better whimsy

[worn drum]

You're a cannibal?

[fierce pivot]

yes shes lebanese

[keen parrot]

let's just say that when it comes to eating others one is way more common than the other

[lament jacinth]

Isn't there already an entire month for that

[grim edge]

Stop

[fierce pivot]

no i dont want them to be aware of my true identity

[lament jacinth]

I don't know much about that kind of stuff 😭

[sand trellis]

no thats pride month, not all gay people r trans lool

[compact mantle]

Idc y’all both guilty

[keen parrot]

dude im stopping but why yall always blame the man

i know women are perverts too smh

[grim edge]

Because you started it

[lament jacinth]

But pride month covers the spectrum of people

[fierce pivot]

okay tilt youre in the wrong be quiet before this ruins your mod chances

[grim edge]

Not as much 💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

okay whatever ill drop it

[sand trellis]

lol theres a difference tho

[compact mantle]

Tilt actin up crazy

[keen parrot]

[fierce pivot]

oh my god this server is a battleground

[lament jacinth]

Well I'm glad I don't know 💀

[grim edge]

Why are y'all arguing about wether tilt is a criminal or not

[lament jacinth]

I always find a way

[grim edge]

Oh! My other laptop, where Spotify is playing, is muted. I will probably listen to it on my lunch break later.

[compact mantle]

It’s funny

[keen parrot]

im romanian, the answer is obviously yes

[sand trellis]

trans vs gay is the difference. crazy u dont know

[grim edge]

Ok

[worn drum]

tilt when he sees a wallet:

[grim edge]

It’s a really good song

[fierce pivot]

omg they made a song after my weight? thats awesome

[lament jacinth]

In from the middle east what do u expect

[keen parrot]

why don't yall act up on someone who doesn't have a girlfriend jesus