💬〡general-off-topic

[umbral wind]

https://play.chess.com/71tQp

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-silly-cat-silly-kitten-gif-26276762

[umbral wind]

join 😩

[grim edge]

Wtf why did they resign 💀

Wth

Why isnt it working :(

https://tenor.com/view/allstate-gotta-be-quicker-than-that-fishing-gif-11607646

[warped vigil]

thats ME

[grim edge]

Its

not working

💀💀why you resign bro

[restive crater]

Water and chicken delicious

[grim edge]

I didn't

Idk how to use the site properly

I just joined and nothing happened

[warped vigil]

I'm playing 2 games at once and couldn't focus on my other game with my classmate

[grim edge]

I think jacob pressed it before you i can send another lol

[grim edge]

Oh well thanks for the elo

[warped vigil]

F

[grim edge]

Personally i wpuldnt let that slide @warped vigil

[warped vigil]

y

[grim edge]

Feel free to give me your elo too

[warped vigil]

its online elo its worthless

[umbral wind]

no its not

my elo is treasured

[warped vigil]

only otb rating matters

[keen parrot]

@umbral wind how u lose to me bro 😭

[grim edge]

Sure sure lets play

[umbral wind]

🧢

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> un3x4ected

This is the Chess.com profile of un3x4ected. Take a look!

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1358 (peak)
Blitz: 1043 (1058 peak)
Bullet: 965 (1060 peak)

[grim edge]

very confusion

Give me 7 hours though am still in school

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/6EAfM

[grim edge]

Read my guy

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-smash-dance-smash-bros-cute-gif-18294071

[grim edge]

Imagine having 7 hours of schoolll

[umbral wind]

BTW free chess lessons are exclusive to 16+

so i think you miss out here

[keen parrot]

aw man i miss out too

[grim edge]

Actually i think college is around that much lol

[grim edge]

Give me 1 month and ill be 1600

[umbral wind]

i mean age

[grim edge]

Smh which of you 500s joined

I am 16💀

[restive storm]

[umbral wind]

oh shit we GUCCI

[warped vigil]

I have school from 7:30 to 2:45

[restive storm]

join chess streaming 1

[grim edge]

Dawg whats the age requirement

[keen parrot]

yk..

[grim edge]

Why did the game just abort smh

[worn drum]

7 hours 💀

[umbral wind]

16+

[grim edge]

Huh

[grim edge]

That’s what i said

Can someone make a chess link

[keen parrot]

nuttin

[frigid parcel]

if you think people follow age requirements you are mistaken

[covert cosmos]

chesskid.com

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/Dcymz

[worn drum]

nuttin 24/7

[grim edge]

Its 9am rn am still at class mid lesson,my teacher is tired asf he doedmt even care if half of the class is on their phones and half are sleeping he is just yapping with no energy

Join join

[warped vigil]

all teachers do that

[grim edge]

Yep,they just tired

[warped vigil]

or they j dont care

[grim edge]

Why does the game keep aborting

fevjdnwcsqkfjvn

No clue

Remake PLS

[umbral wind]

same

[glossy radish]

hello chat

[warped vigil]

Hi

[keen parrot]

hi v

[cedar osprey]

🛢?

[grim edge]

bruh i swear everyone in hyper just plays one game and doesnt rematch

[keen parrot]

🛢️ !

[umbral wind]

refrain from bullet its a sin

[grim edge]

ur mom is a sin

[umbral wind]

your chess elo is a sin

[grim edge]

1980 was a mid year yes

[umbral wind]

SO MID

[grim edge]

noooo

I tried so hard not to lose on time 😭

gg

Yay i stole his elo 😄

[grim edge]

I should have played quicker from start to finish

I keep blundering i know for a fact my teacher doesnt care but i still make effort to not make it obvipus am using a phone in class

Its like am in a fnaf type of sh*t i have to take a look at my teacher and my phone back and fourth

Lol yea my blitz needs more blitzing im on my phone too cause i wrecked my computer trying to change the battery

I’ll be back for that 5 elo another day 😆

[peak plank]

Average cc discord conversation

[cinder sky]

oil?

[sonic nimbus]

guys should i sing in the bus, but in italian

[grim edge]

oil

[sonic nimbus]

i wanna sing an italian song but idk if i should

[peak plank]

Don't

[sonic nimbus]

okay i dont ol

ok*

im kinda under stress and adrenaline at the same time

but after seeing repertuars im kind of calmed down cuz the film nobody wanted is an the date when we will leave

but i wanted to see fnaf movie with class man

or maybe imagine magnus carlsen movie

or hikaru nakamura one, thank would be both cool

that*

[grim edge]

Theres a lot of free fnaf movie in g9ogle

[peak plank]

Ur talking to a brick wall

[grim edge]

I just watch one for free in a run downed pirated website

[grim edge]

R u saying am a wall=flat

Yo slide me that link

[sonic nimbus]

alr i must admit a friend sent me one

[grim edge]

(Satire)

[sonic nimbus]

but i just idk pls dont sue me

but just if u know fnaf, u should see that movie

[grim edge]

What’s the link 👀

Wait r u fr i cpuld send u one rn

[sonic nimbus]

if ur not familiar with lore or dont onow fnaf, dont watch

[nimble niche]

im so good that he resigned

[grim edge]

Yes i wanna watch

[sonic nimbus]

no i wont send any links cuz its not good to pirate

[grim edge]

Aight ill dm the link gimme a minute

Bet

[sonic nimbus]

bruh

mods he commited piracy 🤓

[median saffron]

sup

[grim edge]

I didnt commit piracy, the pirates did

[median saffron]

bruh u look like you would rob me

[sonic nimbus]

and i won 7 games today

[grim edge]

I just happened to stumble across stolen goods you feel me

[sonic nimbus]

and im magnus carlsen

no piracy tho i dont wanna be in trouble

[grim edge]

I’ve been playing endgames like him this week ngl

[umbral wind]

🥴

[sonic nimbus]

imagine that no one could mate in few moves but i could 💀

[median saffron]

hmm

[umbral wind]

chess discords make me lose brain cells

[sonic nimbus]

my friend had 2 Queens in end game he didnt win

[median saffron]

ok hikaru

[sonic nimbus]

i lost a queen and won the game

[sick meteor]

how come i cant unmute myself

[umbral wind]

ok fake blitz rating in name

[sonic nimbus]

welcome to muting

[median saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[sonic nimbus]

hikaru how is blitz game

[sick meteor]

nvm

[umbral wind]

exactly you're the 600

[sonic nimbus]

😉

[median saffron]

under 500 is crazy

[sonic nimbus]

i have a friend who is 200 rated bro

[umbral wind]

why tf are you rating shaming

[sick meteor]

i did that

[sonic nimbus]

and he beat me in rl today

[keen parrot]

you beat him then

[sonic nimbus]

imagine i have 700 elo and he has 200, and i lose bcs he plays one opening idk how to counter

[median saffron]

bruh i meant crazy good wtf

i wish i was 100

[sonic nimbus]

imagine being 1000

or 2000

[sick meteor]

can someone in strim vc help me

[median saffron]

bruh who u think i am? stockfish?

[sonic nimbus]

yes.

[median saffron]

actually i think i would lose with engine too

[keen parrot]

he isnt a cheater so you should beat a <500

[median saffron]

u should give me engine odds

[sonic nimbus]

I NOMINATE U AS STOCKFISH

[peak plank]

Yikes

[peak plank]

3000

[sonic nimbus]

4000

[median saffron]

no

they are built different

[peak plank]

3500, deal? @sonic nimbus

[keen parrot]

scared?

[median saffron]

yes

[umbral wind]

ong boutta get sauced on

[sonic nimbus]

5000

[umbral wind]

scholar mated 360

[median saffron]

bro gonna scholar mate me

[peak plank]

3400, because you just raised it

[sonic nimbus]

fin u abouta get sauces with wing gambit

[grim edge]

I wanna send something but i dont have image perms.

[umbral wind]

works most the time

[sonic nimbus]

the hell are we gambling about

[grim edge]

Poke can u send pics??

[median saffron]

bro is crazy w the scholars mate trap

[umbral wind]

NSFW chat for that pls

[peak plank]

Idk go with it smh

[sonic nimbus]

i cannot send feet pics i meant pics

[cedar osprey]

Chat behave

[grim edge]

Wdym nsfw?

I find it funny how other chess players can clown you for elo but a 600 could beat a non chess player who doesnt know what elo is

[sonic nimbus]

9999 my final offer

[grim edge]

No bro..ew

[keen parrot]

[nimble niche]

@peak plank my opponent resigned here lmfao

[peak plank]

I can't go more than 3500

[grim edge]

I wanna send a meme here.

[peak plank]

They misclicked abort

[sonic nimbus]

3501 last chance

[median saffron]

sed it

[umbral wind]

you'll get scholar mated

[grim edge]

I dont have image perms

[sonic nimbus]

3501 or i wont seel ya

[grim edge]

Do / trust

[sonic nimbus]

sell you this product*

[peak plank]

Okay, that's a deal

[grim edge]

I WANT MY IMAGE PERMS!!!!!!

[keen parrot]

go slip

[sonic nimbus]

with taxes thats 4500

[peak plank]

Hell no

[median saffron]

mods this man is threatening me

[sonic nimbus]

and my wife, house, kids, step son and sister, 9999

[cedar osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-abuse-chad-gif-26335626

[sonic nimbus]

u have 24h or i will send nuclear ballistic missiles to ur chess board

[peak plank]

Server boosters can also send voice messages

[peak plank]

Which one

[sonic nimbus]

number 29

[cedar osprey]

Time to become one

[grim edge]

I wonder if a server nuke happened in this server before just curious

[peak plank]

I don't have that many

[umbral wind]

Bro, idk what your problem is you rating shame me then make sarcastic comments in chat, why dont you prove it then? too much yipper yapper and not enough doing

[restive storm]

I got nitro

[sonic nimbus]

bet in debt then cuz the price is 9999
we live in america

[peak plank]

You aren't either

[sick meteor]

imagine getting nitro

[grim edge]

He did NOT let that slide

[peak plank]

I'll coach you for the server boost trust

[sonic nimbus]

3h till i have to ,,wake up" but im chatting about feet pics or gambling bruh

[peak plank]

I'm definitely NOT 300 Elo lower rated

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[sonic nimbus]

NO.

[restive storm]

[sonic nimbus]

get to chess broski

[umbral wind]

I coach and i got a special offer going RN

[peak plank]

For don't abuse nitro

Skull spammer

[sonic nimbus]

how to say ,,i beat you" in french
might as well stun my opponents

[grim edge]

Dead serious am definetely gonna vc you

[peak plank]

Or I'm gonna time you out @restive storm

[umbral wind]

exclusive to double X chromosomes only ITS FREE 2HR COACHING LIVE RN

[median saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gif-23215106

[restive storm]

ok

[grim edge]

My science is not sciencing

I’ll watch fnaf later i wanna see these higher elos in action

[sonic nimbus]

yes en passant uhh my pawn to e5

[sonic nimbus]

gimme 5k dollars too

[umbral wind]

nah you give it me

[sonic nimbus]

too much freedom in america

i have a censored

gimme 5k dollar

[grim edge]

Wait why is it only exclusive to women

[sonic nimbus]

oh sh

[peak plank]

Bro you have 21 games on ur account

[median saffron]

bruh isnt a double x chromosome a genetic syndrome

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[peak plank]

And all of them are only bullet

[umbral wind]

Bro stop stalking me?

[peak plank]

Which is sus af

[umbral wind]

uh idk

[peak plank]

I legit just check ur account

[grim edge]

bro is jealous

[sonic nimbus]

its 3 am and im listening to a guy that chants...

[umbral wind]

bro take your allegations somewhere else

[grim edge]

hes my brother irl hes legit

[wind vector]

Fin is trash

[peak plank]

I didn't accuse you of anything

[grim edge]

hes inter master irl

[sonic nimbus]

wheress my 5k dollar

[wind vector]

2859 sobad minimum 3200

[grim edge]

Minecraft villager lol

[sonic nimbus]

thats singing bruv

[grim edge]

How to get a life.

[umbral wind]

you accused me of being suspicious

[sonic nimbus]

get him to the x program

[grim edge]

Stop playing chess and touch grass

[wind vector]

fin is very susp

[umbral wind]

take it somewhere else i dont have time for this rn

[wind vector]

no 3200 🤮

[peak plank]

Suspicious is a given, the action is very much otherwise

[sonic nimbus]

im gonna go sleep gn eveybody

[grim edge]

Night

[umbral wind]

you accused me.

[peak plank]

Of what

[grim edge]

hes international master irl his name is andrei macovei go look him up

[fallen valley]

@umbral wind chill out

[umbral wind]

of being suspicious

[grim edge]

thats his alt account

[peak plank]

Yes.

[grim edge]

@umbral wind ayo chill

[peak plank]

You are suspicious. That is as far as I'll take it.

[umbral wind]

what am i chilling

[grim edge]

you’re telling the wrong person to chill lmfao pixel literally started the drama

[vague olive]

Does anyone like kool aid, watermelon and chicken 🍗

[keen parrot]

fin is so sooos peeshious

[fallen valley]

There's no drama going on

[covert cosmos]

chat weird

[maiden helm]

Probs not

[grim edge]

just cause bro is purple guy doesnt mean u have to automatically side with him

Lmfao

[wind vector]

how to be good at chess

[umbral wind]

ONG say it louder

[keen parrot]

chest 🤤

[covert cosmos]

no

[primal shore]

Fin chillin

[peak plank]

I didn't do anything wrong though

[primal shore]

Chest mmgfhf

[maiden helm]

making false accusations

[keen parrot]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/850728015930982430

[fiery beacon]

mmm can i put my head on someone's chest

[covert cosmos]

wh

[digital phoenix]

i accidentally joined vc ez clap

[peak plank]

Not of cheating though, I said his account is suspicious, but I didn't say he was cheating

[maiden helm]

suspicious means cheating no?

[peak plank]

Suspicious is a maybe

[keen parrot]

he is literally 2800 peak blitz 😭

[fallen valley]

@peak plank don't accuse anyone of being suspicious. You're not exactly being subtle

[keen parrot]

you just dont know the lore

[umbral wind]

fr man

doesnt know pzr LORE

[wind vector]

fax

[peak plank]

Okay, how would I put it subtley

[digital phoenix]

by not accusing

[primal shore]

You...shut your mouth??

[digital phoenix]

speaks for itself doesnt it

[umbral wind]

Ooooooooooooooo, personally i wouldn't have it

[primal shore]

Fr

[fallen valley]

You don't. If you find someone suspicious, you can find your way to the report button on chess.com. Otherwise, no one wants to hear it

[peak plank]

I've seen him around in TMC I guess

Alright

[keen parrot]

u left vee cee

[grim edge]

Ah yes discord arguements a perfect way to start the day

[primal shore]

I'm zoning rn

[digital phoenix]

definitely is

[maiden helm]

business class is mid

[umbral wind]

should be in vc

its peak comedy

[maiden helm]

id join but i would have to be muted so no point

[primal shore]

@peak plank join vc and spit them words cuh 🗣️🗣️

[peak plank]

Not in the mood for it

[umbral wind]

nahh i mean in general

[maiden helm]

ohh

[restive crater]

I usually report my opponents before move 1. And twice if they play the London

[umbral wind]

and the 3rd time when they beat me

[digital phoenix]

i report chess.com admins for cheating

[primal shore]

Idk what's worse, the London opening or a londoner

[keen parrot]

@umbral wind why u dodge the adoption match bro

[restive crater]

Nah that's when you send a racist DM

[peak plank]

The sad thing is you literally can't

There's no report button when you try

[digital phoenix]

this sucks why windows so slow

[grim edge]

Server is so boring rn

Somebody start a fight

[umbral wind]

VC AINT THO

[primal shore]

The biggest download I had was like 40gb for 36 hours

[keen parrot]

join vc

[grim edge]

Wait really

[primal shore]

Longest*

[grim edge]

Chess streaming?

[wind vector]

1v1 battle me in ches rn fr

[keen parrot]

whats the longest you had?

[grim edge]

Am in vlass rn smh

[digital phoenix]

skill issue ur distracted anyway

[primal shore]

The longest download I've had is this @keen parrot

[maiden helm]

same lol

[slow knot]

anyone wanna play some fps chess with me

[maiden helm]

My spotify is going cancer mode

[grim edge]

How to get fps chess

[maiden helm]

😱😨

[maiden helm]

download it

[slow knot]

theres a steam ver and roblox ver

[covert cosmos]

listen to 'mine diamonds'

[slow knot]

idrc which

[grim edge]

Teach me pwease :<

(Pwease is satire)

[worn drum]

(Pwease is not satire)

[slow knot]

(yes it is)

[maiden helm]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2021910/FPS_Chess/

Steam

FPS Chess

Play an ordinary game of chess against a friend or a stranger.However, all your intricate strategies will crumble before the enemy rook's sniper trick-shot.All your practiced openings and counters will amount to nothing before the enemy queen's randomly sprayed machine gun.You finally checkmate the king. Unfortunately, it seems you are not ready...

▶ Play video

[worn drum]

(it's not)

[digital phoenix]

fps chess looks like pain

[slow knot]

yeah its funny tho

[grim edge]

Tf is this

[slow knot]

chess with guns

[maiden helm]

fps chess

[grim edge]

THIS IS BASICALLY AMERICA

[maiden helm]

u ask for fps chess i give fps chess and u say wtf is this

[slow knot]

chess american variation

[maiden helm]

bro is tweakiing

[uncut fable]

discord users trying not to mention america when they hear obese people or guns

[covert cosmos]

missing 🛢️

[gentle steppe]

#1173936970154651749 nerd

[grim edge]

I lost it when i saw a pawn chasimg a queen with a gun and a pair of wings.

[slow knot]

bishops are the ones with wings tho 😭

[uncut fable]

the pawn has god’s backing

[slow knot]

real

[grim edge]

@maiden helm welcome back from timeout

[maiden helm]

i was never timed out

[grim edge]

Heyyy whismy

[grim edge]

omg mashu hru hiiiii :3 hii

[covert cosmos]

cheese

[grim edge]

Good how are u ^^

[covert cosmos]

omg its 12 year old guy

[digital phoenix]

lmao who

[grim edge]

probably clinically deptessed tbh. also i have so much hw 😭

[raven dock]

you had your pc on for whole 36 hours ?!

[vague olive]

Anyone beats me in a 1v1 I’ll give 10 bux Fr

[raven dock]

💀 fornite

[primal shore]

No

[grim edge]

we all hate homework ;-;

my phone is abt to run out of battery. the world is going dark. chesscom discord, i bid thee well in these barren wastes.

[raven dock]

oh okay then, you just pause

[worn drum]

coach me plz

[raven dock]

seems like whismy world is the phone

[grim edge]

@primal shore pebble or little clod of dirt?

[maiden helm]

how long before kotawia gets a black user take ur bets guys

Imma go with 3-4 days

[raven dock]

what does that has to do with my name?

[vague olive]

Ur Arab right?

[slow knot]

this message is so confusing

[raven dock]

nope. I am very much inclined to get you locked out now

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[grim edge]

@vague olive bruh what

[maiden helm]

do it

[raven dock]

<@&745328830649991179> get this guy out of here, thanks

[grim edge]

GET HIS ASS LOCKED OUT. EAT HIS ENTRAILS

[raven dock]

👍

[grim edge]

Hi haven't seen you for a long time

[vague olive]

Chill I’m playing

I’m Arab too

[raven dock]

mate, its gone now. now chill in the locked out role

[keen parrot]

your humour is cringe

[grim edge]

this is abt to b a very amusing chat

[raven dock]

well ig that really went wrong

[raven dock]

[vague olive]

What ever u say bud

[raven dock]

also, north america isnt in arab

[covert cosmos]

3v1

[maiden helm]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[covert cosmos]

e

[vague olive]

Yup boutta get banned any min

[digital phoenix]

doubt it

[slow knot]

even if u are thats weird to say

[raven dock]

👍

[vague olive]

How do

So

[raven dock]

he even got my ethnicity wrong

[vague olive]

Aight

[grim edge]

/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\

[vague olive]

Naw that’s how we joke Fr

[raven dock]

no one jokes like that, you ain't in a comedy server

[keen parrot]

how is chat doin

[raven dock]

great.

[slow knot]

ig, i mean i am kinda a hypocrite since i love jokes like that. this isnt the place rlly tho

[vague olive]

Mb

[grim edge]

LITERALLY me

[vague olive]

Ur right

[grim edge]

Lol

[maiden helm]

Lmao

[raven dock]

what is this , a spider?

[grim edge]

Ye

@grim edge r u squamous and rugose???????

[vague olive]

Aight prove I’m not Arab

[keen parrot]

dude i got a banger song for you

[raven dock]

hm i see

[vague olive]

What is it

[maiden helm]

lets see it

[uncut fable]

did noza make a bomb joke

[keen parrot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1wq1MOQLzKToYb6IjZb52G?si=LUPMcK2IS9iorZAljn1BQA

[vague olive]

Ya

[grim edge]

my favorite band description was just a very detailed description of removing somebody's face

[uncut fable]

we serve unfunny jokes about en passant here, sir

not really the place

[raven dock]

en passant?

[grim edge]

I got no idea what that mean

[crimson grove]

My opponent had their queen exposed for 8 turns straight and I failed to see it. No wonder I'm 500 elo. xD

[slow knot]

😭

u learn eventually, dont worry u will get better

[grim edge]

:3

[maiden helm]

i told wifey “let me rob your brother” 🥶🥶🥶

[raven dock]

true true.

[slow knot]

we all are there at some point yk, except some ppl

[grim edge]

:3

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

:3

:3

[slow knot]

why are you like this

[grim edge]

:3

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

:3

[maiden helm]

i cant tell if this song is ironic or not 💀

[gentle steppe]

Fr

[covert cosmos]

cheese

[slow knot]

you click next game

[grim edge]

:3

[slow knot]

if its switz tho u have to wait

[cedar osprey]

If there aren't many players in an arena tournament then finding a pairing can take time

Are you playing an Arena or Swiss?

[keen parrot]

its ironic but it's very heavy

[maiden helm]

Gotta love when ya rhyme king von with king von 11 times in a row

[grim edge]

:3

:3

@grim edge would u memorize a poem with me

Sure

[keen parrot]

🔥

[covert cosmos]

roses are red

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[grim edge]

ok. The Clod and the Pebble by william blake. you have twenty minutes

[covert cosmos]

F

[fiery beacon]

I thought we were dueting that poem together 🥺 are you cheating on me 😭

[grim edge]

Roses are red violet are blue in a thousands of universe you are the only star that shine through my darkness soul

[grim edge]

ah shit uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[keen parrot]

that's too long

[slow knot]

you left adizzia?

[grim edge]

sunflower and the tyger are good ones

[covert cosmos]

tilt out of context

[fiery beacon]

Uhh you saw nothing

[keen parrot]

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly until i met you

[void fjord]

That was actually so adorably beautiful 😍

[grim edge]

who's addizia 👁️ 👁️

[covert cosmos]

me

[fiery beacon]

It’s a discord server I was in

[slow knot]

this is what chess does to a mf

[worn drum]

coach me plz

[grim edge]

Bring me my bow of burning gold
Bring me my arrows of desire
Bring me my spear; o clouds, unfold
Bring me my chariot of fire

[keen parrot]

if you are fenale fin will coach you for free

[maiden helm]

omm cheesewater’s alt fr

[keen parrot]

wait is that cheesewater lmaoo

[worn drum]

what

[covert cosmos]

a 1100 coaching a 2400

[keen parrot]

that would make sense ngl

[grim edge]

how do u even pronounce o'er smh

[fiery beacon]

Over without the v

[keen parrot]

cheesewater would alt with an anime pfp ngl

[grim edge]

i would never do anything without v

[fiery beacon]

Oh er

[keen parrot]

oer

[maiden helm]

if i had a nickel for every connected user with an anime pfp that got banned i would have 3

[grim edge]

its mlm wlw solidarity

[fiery beacon]

That is indeed how it is pronounced

[slow knot]

who tf is cheeswater 😭

[maiden helm]

a cheater

[slow knot]

ohhh

[keen parrot]

weird bullet guy

[grim edge]

i miss chesswater

[digital phoenix]

ommm cheesewater for dinner

[covert cosmos]

cheese where

[cedar osprey]

[worn drum]

I'm not an alt, my account is literally made in 2020

[grim edge]

im an alt lol

why do u think i never connect

[keen parrot]

i have 2 discord alts from 2018

[grim edge]

i have dirt on ALL of u

[bleak rover]

bedwars

[uncut fable]

i tab into general and I see this jackassery

[maiden helm]

whats ur star

[bleak rover]

lemme check

[grim edge]

🫏

[bleak rover]

its low asf tho bc im on a constant 300 ping

[maiden helm]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6AAZigYqOch79lKcrSBOv0?si=v0-fa2tXTF2iNGptL-tLqg this song goes hard

[maiden helm]

i got too 300 star with 250ms so ur just trash

[bleak rover]

hipixel based in illonois but im in au

[maiden helm]

same

[bleak rover]

i also dont play

ive just got bburnout

[worn drum]

wtf is cheesewater, that sounds nasty

[fiery beacon]

That was my first Slipknot song

[bleak rover]

11 star 😦

[grim edge]

Chess
Benefit: SMART
Effect: ANXIETY

[cedar osprey]

What is your account username?

[uncut fable]

@maiden helm

[maiden helm]

💀

[uncut fable]

tord I need help in just chatting

[maiden helm]

hello

[covert cosmos]

if anything chess makes you dumber

[bleak rover]

I ONLY STARTED LIKE 5 DAYS AGO

[maiden helm]

im in class

[grim edge]

Nuh uh

[uncut fable]

shit

[grim edge]

ough :3

[grim edge]

yuh huh. ever since ive started playing ive gotten stupider

[bleak rover]

serious question, badlion or lunar client

[maiden helm]

badlion ceo was p3do so lunar

[grim edge]

Well opposite for me

[bleak rover]

yessir

[maiden helm]

i mean owner not ceo

[grim edge]

whats the capital of ghana

whats the geometric mean of 3 and 3984?

[maiden helm]

accra

[grim edge]

no googling

[covert cosmos]

bo

[maiden helm]

i didnt

[lone umbra]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.Eveyroen

[grim edge]

uh. ecuador?

[grim edge]

Bro I'm not that smart I barely know english

[maiden helm]

Uhhh

Quito?

[grim edge]

GODDAMMIT really?

nobody knows the capitals of both of those places smh

[prime summit]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1pyljdnXoCMK6KBchy8WCk

[keen parrot]

eeeecuador!

[grim edge]

@maiden helm . australia. reverse psychology rn

[void fjord]

From what whereabouts are you from?

[grim edge]

:3

[maiden helm]

https://open.spotify.com/track/47VSmPTydr0saGjbQGwCeg?si=USjQF8xDS0SdEcw8Xa-t3g first verse goes hard

[maiden helm]

canberra

[keen parrot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5KqldkCunQ2rWxruMEtGh0?si=K2Z5Swe7R6u0OFwOxWPrzA
what a banger

[fiery beacon]

I wanna slit your throat and beeeeep

[grim edge]

Vietnam

[void fjord]

Kill bishop? With queen

[grim edge]

u know i thought ur capital was like. sydney or melbourne. until i was 14

[maiden helm]

nf4+

[grim edge]

canberra has no geopolitical importance

[void fjord]

Cool what’s the language?

[uncut fable]

probably nc3+

[bleak rover]

RAH

[grim edge]

navajo

[covert cosmos]

bros money went aa

[grim edge]

navajo or basque which is the better language?

[void fjord]

🤨

[maiden helm]

king runs to e6 though

[uncut fable]

see anything better than tempo development?

[keen parrot]

no euros on in degen hours it seems

[maiden helm]

surely nf4 leads to a mate

[wind vector]

that’s m2

[keen parrot]

Nf4 ke4 bd3 wins

[grim edge]

oh god im hallucinating

[uncut fable]

oh damn

[covert cosmos]

did you see kirby

[keen parrot]

i might be a bit drunk but my chess ain't gone

[void fjord]

Cool I used to hear whispering

[uncut fable]

yeah @ashen creek it’s nf4+

[grim edge]

i swear my room is moving outside of my sight

[wind vector]

@maxzeyyy nf4+

[grim edge]

do u ever get those auditory hallucinations where somebody is saying something but it's not like, sound?

[uncut fable]

yes it is

I stole it

the chessboard is mine now

[grim edge]

like you can hear them but they dont sound like they originate from reality

[covert cosmos]

wwoow

[keen parrot]

[tulip scaffold]

Pro

[grim edge]

che guevara is my celebrity crush

[uncut fable]

this server has ruined my sense of humor

[maiden helm]

get to 2800 then talk to me

[tulip scaffold]

K

Omw then

[keen parrot]

if only he werent as red as a tomato...

[uncut fable]

i heard my school’s French teacher say “The sun is in passing” in French and I started laughing my ass off

[void fjord]

Idk… sometimes I have the feeling that I need to do something even if I have no clue what that is

[maiden helm]

Gucci belt on when im

[keen parrot]

en passant moment

[grim edge]

@maiden helm omg r u nonbinary???? besties

[keen parrot]

i sometimes use it in english instead of "in passing" to sound fancy and funny at the same time

[uncut fable]

↗️

[maiden helm]

probs not

[grim edge]

discord has trapped me with the ooooooo pronouns

[tulip scaffold]

When do you use in passing in your day to day conversation

[uncut fable]

nobody takes the pronouns feature seriously

especially me

[grim edge]

u should join us

[keen parrot]

sometimes I'll just mention it en passant and you wouldn't even notice tbh

[uncut fable]

not very frequently

just in passing

[tulip scaffold]

Ok I stand corrected

[grim edge]

i sit corrected. dont have time for no standing shit smh

[keen parrot]

i lay corrected

[maiden helm]

https://tenor.com/view/piclel-dancing-happy-gif-14688401

[void fjord]

What is your reoccurring nightmare

[uncut fable]

yeah you better not shit standing

[tulip scaffold]

I lie corrected who has time for sitting

[grim edge]

....how else do you shit?

[void fjord]

Shit oops I didn’t know that worked

[uncut fable]

laying

or handstanding

[grim edge]

god im so androgynous im like if a man and a woman had a child

[tulip scaffold]

I shit parallel to the floor

[maiden helm]

i dont shit

[tulip scaffold]

Women

[maiden helm]

never have and never will

[tulip scaffold]

No shit

[maiden helm]

every day is agony but i push through

[uncut fable]

he pushes through not pushing the shit through

[maiden helm]

fr

[void fjord]

Eat enough apples and you’ll be fine I have a lot of experience

[tulip scaffold]

The days are long and hard

[maiden helm]

i dont want too

[uncut fable]

well yeah no shit

[grim edge]

I like turtles

[tulip scaffold]

Bros edging the shit wth

[worn drum]

same

[grim edge]

tord is more constipated than an anteater on LSD 🙏

[covert cosmos]

i want chicken

[void fjord]

Well actually yeshit

[maiden helm]

fr

[tulip scaffold]

You get it where its about to fall and shove it back up

[maiden helm]

💀

[keen parrot]

what

[void fjord]

Can you do some stand up comedy for us?

[grim edge]

im gonna go mow my dishes bye chat

[keen parrot]

im in a wheelchair so no sadly

[grim edge]

youve :3'd for me in dms dont try this smh

[void fjord]

You know I new this would be said

[keen parrot]

even i haven't done that smh

[tulip scaffold]

See this is a good point

[keen parrot]

cup holder can't fit my 10 L wine jug

[prime summit]

Is This What You Wanted by Grandson

[tulip scaffold]

If texting while driving is bad why do we have the phone holder thingys

[void fjord]

Wait what? I think you’ve got the wrong person…

[maiden helm]

Mayor charizard is still hoeing in my dms lmaoo

[prime summit]

why tf is liberals censored

[keen parrot]

dude is still roaming CA

[maiden helm]

shut up l*beral

[maiden helm]

💀

[tulip scaffold]

^^^

[keen parrot]

laberal

[prime summit]

ok*y

I w*ll

[grim edge]

i like kissing ***

[keen parrot]

i think i stopped drinking at a good amount

[covert cosmos]

me

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: un3x4ected vs Eduardo_AllanSGPL - https://www.chess.com/live/game/93756519251

[worn ice]

un3x4ected (1056) vs. Eduardo_AllanSGPL (1020)

Move List

1. d4 f5 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Nf3 Bb4 5. a3 Ba5 6. b4 Bb6 7. c5 Bxc5 8. bxc5 Ne4 9. Qd3 Nxf2 10. Kxf2 d6 11. cxd6 Qxd6 12. [g3] Nc6 13. Bf4 Qe7 14. Bg2 Bd7 15. Rhb1 O-O-O 16. Ra2 h6 17. Rab2 b6 18. Qa6+ Kb8 19. Rxb6+ axb6 20. Rxb6# 

[keen parrot]

fat L

[grim edge]

I feel proud with my 92 accuracy

[worn drum]

Lmao I guessed the queen check in chat

[grim edge]

ohhhhhhhhhhh thats who got banned. i think i remember this guy

deserved it 😭

[grim edge]

Wdym

[worn drum]

you didn't see/

f

[grim edge]

Huh

[worn drum]

ig they dont show chat

in game

[keen parrot]

30000

[maiden helm]

he tried sneaking in on an alt 💀 Rip bozo

[grim edge]

ough

[void fjord]

Imagine free speech that’s what y’all love 💝

[grim edge]

Huh wdym

[bleak rover]

how to chess fast?

[worn drum]

you know the guess the move feature in chess.com chat?

[keen parrot]

lmao crazy

[grim edge]

No

[worn drum]

....

[keen parrot]

am i the only one surprised that cole didn't come back on an alt

[grim edge]

Wdym tell me

[keen parrot]

or maybe he is just being sneaky

[grim edge]

its fairly easy to sneak an alt in if ur patient

[keen parrot]

oh its easy af i know

[prime summit]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1pyljdnXoCMK6KBchy8WCk

[void fjord]

Holdup?

[grim edge]

i love moisturizing my face. my skin is so smooth

[bleak rover]

ok

[worn drum]

from experience

[fiery beacon]

I do it in the mornings so that I can have a smooth face and the chance of me getting a boyfriend goes up by 0.01%

It’s so nice though

[void fjord]

Word

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[worn drum]

hello

[grim edge]

ive got that :3 in me

[grim edge]

Wished i had money for that

[prime summit]

My face is the equivalent of 🪨

[grim edge]

it was worth having a job all summer 😭

[grim edge]

I got my application rejected for a summer job :/

[void fjord]

Mine is similar to what you might see an asteroid lookin like

[worn drum]

is it legal for you to get a job at 16?

[grim edge]

Yes part time

[grim edge]

i only got it bc of nepotism dw 😭

[primal shore]

Bro I joined the military at 16

I've been working since 14

[worn drum]

bro joined the military at 16

[prime summit]

Mine is a comet

[grim edge]

Lucky

[grim edge]

still only paid me minimum wage

[prime summit]

I did when I was 4yo

Yep I went to military camp when I was 4

[void fjord]

🤩

[worn drum]

4

[grim edge]

comets r pretty omg

[grim edge]

I start happily tweaking when i get 5 dollars for christmas u aint gonna believe how i woild reavt with salary from a simple job

god there was this gorgeous great comet in 1680 and every painting of it is amazing

[prime summit]

then an asteroid

[fiery beacon]

Newtons comet

[grim edge]

you can get a few hundred from selling a catalytic converter in good condition

[worn drum]

Is my english bad or is woild and reavt real english words

[grim edge]

kirch discovered it smh

[void fjord]

Didn’t nasa just have a rocket return from collecting samples from a comet or something?

[worn drum]

english is not my first language

[grim edge]

oh theyre just typos that everybody makes. but the untypoed words r good

[gentle steppe]

#1173936970154651749

[worn drum]

oh

[fiery beacon]

That’s just what I was taught it was called. Not technically accurate but whatevs

[grim edge]

no shot you were taught about the comet of 1680

i refuse to believe this

[grim edge]

It aint easy typing while in mid class

[worn drum]

why type mid class?

[fiery beacon]

Smth for English class. Had to do an essay over historical art stuff

[grim edge]

seriously?

[prime summit]

I still get ~850wpm mid class

[grim edge]

wow ok. you have WAY better classes than I do

[void fjord]

I think the idea is not to learn but “to get through the hell that is school” maybe idk I’ve never been to school

[prime summit]

I meant 85

Lmao

[grim edge]

I dont wanna listen to a story on why achilless died in a fictional story

(Am in english class)

[grim edge]

I was boutta say

[grim edge]

illiad or song of achilles?

[worn drum]

oh, don't blame you.

[fiery beacon]

We do all kinds of weird wacky stuff in English. It’s like totally different from all our other classes. It’s been like this since elementary school

[grim edge]

what abt the comet before the battle of hastings huh. ever hear about that comet? huh? didnt think so. PUNK

[worn drum]

I just get it over with because if I don't, it will pop up sooner or later.

[fiery beacon]

You got me there

I admit defeat

[prime summit]

aggressively moves my hands across the keyboard at 100mph

[grim edge]

i know of precisely one more comet than u do

[grim edge]

My guy got so angry his bestfruend died he tied his enemies on a wagon and drag them across the battle field💀

[void fjord]

Awesome love that for ya!

[abstract mantle]

why tf is bluey the videogame so demanding

[worn drum]

I get 100+ always

[grim edge]

ITS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EMOTIONAL SCENE

[lilac gust]

what is this streak thing

[worn drum]

(not touching grass for years does to you)

[prime summit]

W

[grim edge]

I actually fpund it funny

Philistine 😭

[prime summit]

What's your CPS

[grim edge]

Lets not talk about zeus's idioticness in thus story.

This

[prime summit]

Mine averages 15 I'm gonna get a broken finger one day

[grim edge]

Idk if it was a chariot or wagon same thing i think

[twin moon]

Hey guys, good afternoon

[void fjord]

Nah bro YOU keep makin those worlds up!

[grim edge]

Huh

[grim edge]

it. was. a. chariot. and hed just lost patroclus excuse u 😭

[lilac gust]

Whats yalls chess streaks

[twin moon]

8 rapid, 10 blitz, 7 bullet

[grim edge]

I still find it funmy though

[lilac gust]

no like for the new thing

[grim edge]

a man died ?????????

Their faces when they got tied on a chariot-

[lilac gust]

the log in each day streak

[grim edge]

IT WAS GRIEF AND SORROW

[void fjord]

5 at 250+ rapid

[grim edge]

Welp at the end of the day its just a fictional story

[grim edge]

LMFAo

smh. the oddyssey was better anyways

Oh yeah we read that last week

[twin moon]

Oh, mobile doesn’t have it yet

[grim edge]

I didnt listen much abput it

[lilac gust]

oh i see

w

[twin moon]

Although Ngl I probably got a 100+ day streak

Granted there are rest days so realistically my streak has been broken a few times. Still I would consider myself very consistent regardless

[slow knot]

how do u see that

[twin moon]

Since even those rest days are for training technically

[void fjord]

I replied to the wrong massage if you were confused sorrY

[slow knot]

guys is the knight attack variation of the italian bad for responding to knf6

[grim edge]

im not touching rapid again

[slow knot]

wth did rapid do to u

[lilac gust]

laptop

[grim edge]

(sobs in french)

[slow knot]

i play on pc

[knotty wyvern]

@knotty wyvern Oh really! Subscribe

[lilac gust]

pc or laptop

just log in

[void fjord]

Every time I touch rapid something comes up and I have to quit

[slow knot]

where

[median saffron]

im fixing my looper

[lilac gust]

have you not logged in recently?

[grim edge]

watermelon are you funny?

[lilac gust]

in the past 2 or 1 day

[sonic nimbus]

thats called work instead of math algebra

[slow knot]

im almost always logged in

[void fjord]

Irl ye

[sonic nimbus]

magbus yooo man the chess champion

[grim edge]

okay good, throw some jokes now

[lilac gust]

it should be at the top right of your name

[slow knot]

basically the fried liver

and oh i'll just relog after this game

[sonic nimbus]

fried liver is agressive i tink

think*

[slow knot]

yeah

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-do-it-on-gif-22535540 plus when I say something hilariously sarcastic it just sounds rude to most people so I’ve been trying to limit the amount of so called humor that use normally when in the presence of those who don’t know my tone well

[sonic nimbus]

i shouldve played that tbh

[primal shore]

Tf is knf6

[sonic nimbus]

but i just gave away schoolars mate in italian version bruh

[slow knot]

knight

[sonic nimbus]

thats an level up at least

[prime summit]

anyone else here listen to the music artist grandson

[peak plank]

wait how to see

I joined beta already

[sonic nimbus]

what

[prime summit]

Kza0

[primal shore]

Knight is just n

[lilac gust]

i didnt join beta it just randomly popped up

[slow knot]

i know

[peak plank]

rip idk

[sonic nimbus]

guys have u tried eating fried liver?

[slow knot]

no

[fallen valley]

No, I refuse to try weird foods

[sonic nimbus]

me neither

[slow knot]

but is it good

[grim edge]

i miss my chess coach now. he would have directed me to greatness.

[slow knot]

or is there a better thing to play

[sonic nimbus]

but polish ppl eat some and its disquisting

[worn drum]

yes

[slow knot]

what happened 😭

[lilac gust]

chess has a beta?

[primal shore]

No its confusing

[sonic nimbus]

and imagine eating the thing in the stomach, the long one

[slow knot]

whats the better line

i just kept playing that cuz i saw hikaru play it once

[sonic nimbus]

whats this thing called i forgot

[twin moon]

What is beta?

[worn drum]

is soooo good 😋

[severe oxide]

sup nerds

[slow knot]

i am NOT a nerf

[grim edge]

he was a little weird. he liked me. i stopped talking to him and he disappeared

[sonic nimbus]

wątróbka z kurczaka (chicken liver) its added for soups in poland u should try it

[grim edge]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[slow knot]

oh probably for the better then

[worn drum]

hi

[sonic nimbus]

oh no its raining

[primal shore]

It's snowing here

[slow knot]

i want rain so bad

[grim edge]

Haaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo9oooooooooi

[sonic nimbus]

i did my hair and now its raining, great, just great

[primal shore]

the snow is so pretty

[grim edge]

i dont know, but now i miss him. he's very generous and the smartest chess player ive ever met

[prime summit]

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4ZgQDCtRqZlhLswVS6MHN4

[worn drum]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii9iiiii

[slow knot]

was it a gm or smth

[primal shore]

I'll never not find snow beautiful

[grim edge]

Hegwhrhehehe wassuppppppppppppppp

[sonic nimbus]

i only listen to italians lol

[keen parrot]

same

[slow knot]

help i relogged and the streak didnt show

[sonic nimbus]

shush

[slow knot]

ughh

[grim edge]

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

[lilac gust]

idk why

[keen parrot]

the first time i had heavy snow in sweden it was just magic

[lilac gust]

i logged back in and out of my acc and its still there

[sonic nimbus]

yo sweden i love sweden

[slow knot]

rigged against me probs

[grim edge]

sweden is my favorote song by hit band c418

[sonic nimbus]

i had a country based on sweden some time ago

[keen parrot]

ikea meatballs 🔥

[grim edge]

i am not sure. he was very secretive with his life.

Dte8twr8aky3ao7akryP7rs4ya7r8tyd6raorysyraursurd

[grim edge]

blahaj 🔥

[severe oxide]

unlucky

[prime summit]

craft mine

[fallen valley]

Don't think too hard about it. The world has far too much to appreciate to care about the past

[slow knot]

you should always know ur coachs elo

[lilac gust]

you got it?

[keen parrot]

issa banger

[slow knot]

just a tip for the future

[sonic nimbus]

i have to admit i had only eaten hotdog, cinamon bun bcs it was almost closing time lmao

[grim edge]

my least favorite part abt chicken is when it starts tasting biological 😭

[worn drum]

tasting biological?

[keen parrot]

ikea hotdogs go hard too

[sonic nimbus]

yes uran.

[grim edge]

i promise im not insane

[grim edge]

Hey, thank you deep!

[keen parrot]

man my room is so cold

[sonic nimbus]

uran, neptun, and other mendelejew stuff

[void fjord]

I like a good snap in my dogs so that sounds amazing!🤤

[prime summit]

yall rate this song
https://open.spotify.com/album/4tZXu9mrH5lukHf9ujbSUp

[grim edge]

my nearest ikea is 200 miles away 😭

[prime summit]

out of 10

[keen parrot]

mine is like 10

[worn drum]

I believe you

[grim edge]

we should switch places

[prime summit]

my nearest gas station, or restaurant is over 20 miles away

[keen parrot]

i like it here so I'm going to say no

[grim edge]

can i move in with u

[slow knot]

mine is 110 miles away

[prime summit]

yall

[keen parrot]

i do have a pullout couch in my room...

[prime summit]

Mine prolly like 6 or 7 hundred

[slow knot]

closest mcdonalds is around 1/5 a mile from me

[keen parrot]

you can bring a friend

[sonic nimbus]

to all my swedish ppl: Lagom är bäst

[grim edge]

ill pay rent

[slow knot]

guess what country i live in

[keen parrot]

bet

[grim edge]

uhhhh 20 kromer a month ill pay

[prime summit]

For me it's 40

[fallen valley]

Do you live in its dumpster or sumthn?

[primal shore]

I have to drive like 2.5 hours to get to a macdonalds

[keen parrot]

lagom

[slow knot]

no just a big american city

[fallen valley]

Yeah that's what I said