💬〡general-off-topic

[compact mantle]

I meant relative to 99% of this server

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/shu-ur-mom-shu-yamino-ur-mom-ur-mom-your-mom-ur-mom-fortune-cookie-gif-26139888 because you can drink under age with parental permission I think

[drowsy crypt]

They don't keep any alchool

And i prefer to not drink alone

[keen parrot]

tenk yu

damn shot glasses too hard to find without making noise

bottle time ig

[grim edge]

@merry gust meow purrrr

[void fjord]

Good for them!

[drowsy crypt]

Yeah i know

[grim edge]

@keen parrot sneak me some alcohol? :3

[drowsy crypt]

It will be fun to hear them in a vc

[grim edge]

what distillery did u steak that one from

[keen parrot]

homemade strong alcohol

[grim edge]

wow ur cooler than i thought

[keen parrot]

what's some good drinking music

[grim edge]

carameldansen

[drowsy crypt]

What kind of drunk are you?

[keen parrot]

caramelldansen 24 hour loop

[keen parrot]

i am yet to open the bottle lmao im scared

this shit is TOUGH

[primal shore]

I have beer fermenting rn

[drowsy crypt]

Well you are not forced

[keen parrot]

nah but i need this

alr im going to listen to in rainbows

[compact mantle]

Imma take a midnight nap y’all

[primal shore]

Tilt needs a good drink rn trust me

He's been going thru it

[compact mantle]

Have a good night and keep ya head on ya neck

[ivory bridge]

hey guys how r yall all :DDD

[drowsy crypt]

After going to sleep at 5 am yesterday maybe it would be better if i went to sleep rn

[primal shore]

I chillin

[compact mantle]

He aight

[drowsy crypt]

But it was fun talking to you

[livid shore]

guess the rating!

[primal shore]

He aight but needs a drink yk

[compact mantle]

True

I agree

[keen parrot]

this shit burns your whole throat WTFFF

[compact mantle]

And thus I say adios🫡

[keen parrot]

like this has to be 60 percent

cya jona

[drowsy crypt]

Cya

[compact mantle]

Dont die

[primal shore]

Good shid

[compact mantle]

Cheers guys

[keen parrot]

ill do my best

hi daily

[primal shore]

This reminds meof the time I played poker with my Russian mates and drank

[lime lava]

1600

[primal shore]

That was a vibe and I won like 80 euro kek

[cedar osprey]

Tilt I know you're legal drinking age but many in here aren't so try to keep alcohol talks out of chat

[drowsy crypt]

Well gotta go

[cedar osprey]

Also hi

[primal shore]

huh

[drowsy crypt]

Cya

[keen parrot]

okay sure

[primal shore]

I been getting drunk in this server for months

[livid shore]

nearly 1800

[cedar osprey]

.

[keen parrot]

[livid shore]

1780 player

[hexed pecan]

Hi daily

[primal shore]

Bast ain't never tell me off sob

[cedar osprey]

Oops did not mean to send that

[keen parrot]

:maybeiwilltrollalittle:

[cedar osprey]

Hi

[lime lava]

Hello 6th favourite mod, how are you doing today 🙂

[keen parrot]

lmao the first time i did this he wanted to give me TO as a precaution but i behaved

[lime lava]

If you respond maybe you will drop to 5 :/

[grim edge]

chat im proud to announce that today i will become carbon negative by turning into a tree

[primal shore]

Bast has told me to have fun

[grim edge]

Wsg gays

[grim edge]

I would break my leg just to spite the french

[keen parrot]

dms

[keen parrot]

what about the caro kann

[lime lava]

U dumb fam?

[grim edge]

I am very lost

[lime lava]

We can tell

[grim edge]

Both are shit

[keen parrot]

e5 best fr

[grim edge]

Easily 🥱

(i never played e5 in my life)

[keen parrot]

what do you play then

[grim edge]

Wsg mairos how's your day

[grim edge]

omg ur talking to me??????

[grim edge]

Chess

[primal shore]

@grim edge ily

[keen parrot]

i don't know what that is

[primal shore]

Yall ever stare at pictures of cute men

[grim edge]

Every gay here is condensed to you

[grim edge]

run off with me to belgium

[lime lava]

It was all going great
Till you ping me asking how's my day
And yours?

[grim edge]

yes. very much

[grim edge]

It's a game apparently

[primal shore]

Ew not Belgium

[grim edge]

im brainwashing them. every one

Bro hung his queen on move 5 how do you get to 1200 doing this

[primal shore]

They speak F*ench

[keen parrot]

i stare at your boyfriend every day so

[grim edge]

I am trying to sleep

[grim edge]

brussels is nice

My day is gone

[keen parrot]

realchilljoe

[primal shore]

Brussels is so sexy

[grim edge]

Oop go follow my boy 😂

[primal shore]

If Brussels was a person I'd let em hit

[grim edge]

What

[keen parrot]

manneken pis 😩

[maiden helm]

1200s are NOT that good 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

[grim edge]

Why do yall have an oil barrel in ur names

[keen parrot]

tribute to birqy

[grim edge]

id let anybody hit smh

[primal shore]

It's not for me

[grim edge]

also i gtg by chat

Ik but you shouldnt really be blundering pieces at that elo

[keen parrot]

adioe

[grim edge]

Poor alice

[primal shore]

@keen parrot dms

[grim edge]

He died standing 🙏

[keen parrot]

kk

[grim edge]

Im 30 elo away from 1100 but i’d say I play a solid 1300 game on a good day

[lime lava]

Cause they want to get all banned till there is a battle royale winner

[maiden helm]

then get too 1300

u can say all u want but it ain’t mean nothing

[grim edge]

I bet on tilt

[lime lava]

I bet on you

[grim edge]

He's the highest rated one

I ain't never getting banned

It’s only been 3.5 months. I will get there shortly.

[lime lava]

Most likely of them to cheat

[grim edge]

He has been playing for his whole life chess so i kinda doubt it

[lime lava]

Were you there to watch?

[grim edge]

Always was in his walls

[primal shore]

@keen parrot IM A MUSCLE CAR AND MY FUEL IS A BEER

[grim edge]

I always was watching

[keen parrot]

🔥

[lime lava]

Bro is the colossal titan in the wall

[umbral wind]

WHATS GOOD GANGY

[grim edge]

Your liver is ur engine and it has no oil change

[keen parrot]

im drinkin tonight

might wanna tune in

[grim edge]

The rumbling has begun

[umbral wind]

MIGHT WANNA VC

[primal shore]

Nah he mine

[keen parrot]

ye ill be in vc later

[grim edge]

Yo wsg fin

[primal shore]

😚😚

[keen parrot]

hey hey there is enough of me to share for everyone

[umbral wind]

no hes not tf

[grim edge]

YE ITS ALL MINE

[primal shore]

He ong is

[umbral wind]

i met him first

[grim edge]

Tilt is pullin' fr

[keen parrot]

i am aware of the effect i have on discord

[strong sail]

Hello guys

[primal shore]

Did you tho

[grim edge]

The ekitten magnet himself

I met tilt first guys

[grim edge]

yo you destroyed the scientist toilet yesterday that was awesome

[keen parrot]

but the one i really want can't be here

[grim edge]

Me and tikt go waaaay back

[keen parrot]

so you guys are the next best thing

[grim edge]

Did ciela get banned

[strong sail]

Ok

[keen parrot]

she left this server when i did, she quit discord later so now we talk on insta when we do, but shits complicated

[grim edge]

Oof hope it goes well for you

[keen parrot]

I'll open up about this more when I'm more

[grim edge]

When you're more what

[keen parrot]

droonk

[grim edge]

Oh lord.. I'll be lookin forward to it

When are u gettin in vc though

[keen parrot]

this shit is so messed up it makes my throat feel wonky

[keen parrot]

dude give me a sec

ill be on in a few

[umbral wind]

I did me and Vimun go wayyyyy back

[grim edge]

Uh huh drink your worries away

[keen parrot]

guys keep the chat to chess so mods don't suspect what's going on in vc

[primal shore]

Beer 2 down

[umbral wind]

Don’t drink it’s bad

[keen parrot]

drinking is bad for ya

[grim edge]

It took you like an hour to drink two beers?

[primal shore]

I ate dinner

That took like 30 mins

[grim edge]

Oh i eat dinner in like 5 minutes lmao

[keen parrot]

[weary umbra]

Hi chess

[primal shore]

I'm a slow eater cuz I've a small stomach

I have a question about English are there any native speakers in chat

[grim edge]

I'm back

[fiery beacon]

Hi

[maiden helm]

nah

[keen parrot]

im native

[weary umbra]

I m not , but I might help

[grim edge]

Yeah I am

[keen parrot]

[primal shore]

Is the word for your stomach on the outside, like the side with skin called tummy or stomach also

[fiery beacon]

Either one applies

[keen parrot]

das a biology question

[fiery beacon]

I’ve heard it as both

[weary umbra]

Do u even have a geniune question

[grim edge]

Stomach is inside you

[primal shore]

yes

[keen parrot]

my tummy is bummy

[primal shore]

Genuine question™️

@grim edge ily

[grim edge]

Ilysm too xxxx

The side with the skin is just called skin

[maiden helm]

why do bricks just spawn in at the most random places

[umbral wind]

its both its also called belly

[keen parrot]

so basically just call it what you want we get it

[grim edge]

What

Your stomach is inside you, but you can have a stomach ache, which is the same as a tummy ache

Idk I'm bad at describing things 😭

[keen parrot]

describe me

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-16565229595323670098

[grim edge]

Yellow man who spends too much time on discord

[keen parrot]

are you callin me chinese

[grim edge]

And what if I am?

[keen parrot]

then you're wrong

cause im romanian (light brownish)

[grim edge]

You're yellow

[grim edge]

I had ham for dinner 😭

[primal shore]

Yer all grey

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/tigan-gypsy-poponar-love-kiss-gif-5093159

[grim edge]

Convince me this isn't yellow

[keen parrot]

ill make it blue soon enough

or black if shit gets out of hand

[grim edge]

🫤

[primal shore]

Tilt is white

[uncut zealot]

chess is the best https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/795467294604132363.gif?size=48

[keen parrot]

im going to have to drink slowly cause i actually have no clue how strong this is

[uncut zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/795467294604132363.gif?size=48

[dawn yew]

yo can anyone give me a mp3 audio of you saying "constituton of 988"

[keen parrot]

im 2 shots in approx

[grim edge]

👀 Why

[dawn yew]

music

[primal shore]

White

[keen parrot]

colorblind mode smh

[grim edge]

I have to wake up for college in 6 hours 🫠

[keen parrot]

no you dont

[grim edge]

Yes I do

[keen parrot]

you dont have to wake up if you dont sleep

[grim edge]

Dont sleep and you’ll be less tired

🫤

Being chinese is the greatest sin of them all

Or something like that

Just right next to tax fraud

[fiery beacon]

That was legit my philosophy in life the entirety of middle school

[primal shore]

3rd beer down

[grim edge]

I need to fix my sleep schedule I'm getting massive bags under my eyes

[keen parrot]

ur too fast for meh

[primal shore]

OMG AND YOURE IN VOKLEGE MARRY ME RN

[grim edge]

Come on tilt

[keen parrot]

also whenever u want to vc im down

[peak plank]

😦

[primal shore]

I had to catch up so I chugged

[grim edge]

PIXEL MY MAN HAHA

[grim edge]

Okkkkkkkkk

[solid cairn]

[grim edge]

I am sorry

[keen parrot]

gay marriage

[grim edge]

Lucy is my soulmate

[fiery beacon]

Something that’ll never happen to me 😭

[keen parrot]

well she is MY drinking mate

[grim edge]

Duck aren't you 15

Or 16 was it

[keen parrot]

hes lurking here isnt he

[stable mirage]

duck!

[grim edge]

Goose

[dawn yew]

I saw what you deleted

[grim edge]

Wait i thought the sunflower dude is duck

Who's duck?

[keen parrot]

sunflower dude aint a dude

[grim edge]

"Oni chan~"

[stable mirage]

onii chan

[keen parrot]

damn this shit burns but it burns so good

[grim edge]

What you drinking?

Oh

[primal shore]

We studying the schlechter French

[grim edge]

Me every morning

[keen parrot]

tuica, romanian homebrew alcohol that we imported like 15 yrs ago

god knows how strong it is, probably 60+

[grim edge]

What is that

[grim edge]

💀

I wanna start an arguement rn

[primal shore]

The schlechter variation of the French defence

[grim edge]

Do it

[grim edge]

Not ENOUGH drink pure ethanol and slit the throat of an Englishman

[grim edge]

Sicillian sucks

[primal shore]

Oppenheimer was mid

[keen parrot]

@grim edge will you be my honorary englishwoman 🥺

[grim edge]

I play the sicillian and I 100% agree

[keen parrot]

havent seen it

[grim edge]

I play sicillian najdorf

[primal shore]

Me neither ☠️

[grim edge]

Pineapple belongs on pizza and xbox is better than playstation

[primal shore]

You can't play that trash against me

[grim edge]

How do u know what he spoke was the date of ur death anyway??

[grim edge]

Yes as long as I get money 🤑🤑🤑

[keen parrot]

you a hoe and not a friend 😔

[grim edge]

:(:Sadge:

[maiden helm]

najdorf is good lmao

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

I play sicillian king david

[keen parrot]

ALAPIN GANG RISE UP

[primal shore]

still can't play it against me 🥱🥱

Nahdorf is hot garbage

[keen parrot]

Radiohead hits different in a mood like this fr

[grim edge]

LISTEN HERE YOU BITCH I'll rip your fking fingernails out, one by one, as you scream your goddamn lungs out. Then I'll break your fking bones, not giving a shit about the agony you're in, and I'll make sure you watch as I do it. I'll slice your belly open and let your guts spill out while you choke on your own blood. And when you're begging for death, I'll ram a hot poker up your ass and burn you from the inside out. You'll die in a mess of pain and blood, just like the worthless piece of shit you are.

[grim edge]

🥺

[grim edge]

Don't you dare touch my fingernails

I FORGOT TO TAG THE PERSON WHO SAID SICILIAN SUCKS

[grim edge]

I'll touch other places too just you wait

[grim edge]

THE SICILIAN SUCKS

[keen parrot]

put a nail under your toenail and kick the wall for me bbg

[grim edge]

…

[grim edge]

🥺

[primal shore]

Kinky

[grim edge]

😵‍💫

[peak plank]

najdorf is not trash

[grim edge]

vimun holy shit 😭

[grim edge]

I wanna cry

[peak plank]

but im guessing you want an alapin

[primal shore]

Najdorf trash 🥱🥱

[keen parrot]

that was out of pocket im sorry

[grim edge]

Id do this to get a 1 hour coaching lesson from hikaru

[keen parrot]

you havent done anything to deserve that

[normal hatch]

I hate najdorf

[grim edge]

You can get that from youtube

[grim edge]

I will hit you with a sledgehammer

:3

[grim edge]

hates najdorf = i dont have the patience against solid positions

[grim edge]

Too bad i disappear in the dark due to my skin color and i cast testicular torsion

[primal shore]

I have plenty of patience, najdorf is just trash

[grim edge]

What are you yapping about

[grim edge]

How about ovary torsion💀

[keen parrot]

he is black

[peak plank]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

What are you yappering about

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/736720689914183732/1031561273256722562/fart2.gif

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[primal shore]

Just is yk 🥱🥱

[grim edge]

Am i the only one who doesnt know what that is-

SHIT

[keen parrot]

ayo yass

[grim edge]

Missed my timing

[grim edge]

What

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-paul-not-funny-basket-ball-gif-11849795

fuxk this songs so good

https://open.spotify.com/track/0YJ9FWWHn9EfnN0lHwbzvV?si=c00eb5e6b0dc4345

[grim edge]

Image perms

@primal shore betta watch out cause bonglord is an undercover 2600+

The strongest weapon in discordia

I did this earlier very proud of myself

You are,now shush

[keen parrot]

damn i got real close a few days ago

[primal shore]

I mean najdorf is just lost after f3

🥱🥱🥱

Doesn't matter still lost smh

[grim edge]

Common W @grim edge

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Imaging getting called an idiot as a 2000+ by a 400

[void fjord]

Why

[grim edge]

LMFOA SHSHDHHSHDS @primal shore MFAO LMFAO

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Queenie (queeniexo1)

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Bullet: 838 (peak)

[grim edge]

Millie stop

Just looked it up doesnt look that bad honestly

I wanna start a fight smh

You're not doing a good job

1.5k i mean

[primal shore]

If nf6 is lost for the alapin then the najdorf is lost after f3

[keen parrot]

im in such a mood rn but i cant describe it

[maiden helm]

bonglord is like 2300 lmao

[grim edge]

You're drunk tilt

[grim edge]

Good or bad?

[keen parrot]

no not that

[grim edge]

That's what the mood is called

[grim edge]

Definetely

[keen parrot]

both

[maiden helm]

it’s not a joke

[grim edge]

Huh

[grim edge]

A mix between depressed and content?

[void fjord]

I’ll be your lawyer

[maiden helm]

he has an alt connected his main is 2300

[keen parrot]

yep basically

[primal shore]

bro what 💀

[peak plank]

Lucy is 1500, Bonglord is 2300.

[grim edge]

Oh.

Oh.

[keen parrot]

eh lucy is underrated online

[grim edge]

Literally me

chat im gonna ignite a coal mine

im chewing on a balloom rn

[keen parrot]

yeah ive just been repressing it a bit

[grim edge]

Whismy i am going to ignite your innard with ryan gosling fanart

[peak plank]

not underrated enough to match 2300

[vague olive]

L chat

[grim edge]

🥺 ❓

SHARE THE GAME LIVE YEAHHHHHH

[keen parrot]

reality is ive just been feeling awful

[maiden helm]

i thought after f3 u play e5 or e6

[primal shore]

I don't play that variation

[grim edge]

Fight fight fight fight

[grim edge]

God bless the unblessed

[keen parrot]

and me being content with my situation and hopeful about the future doesnt make me feel less shit

[grim edge]

Why’s that (if you want you can DM instead)?

Gaslighting a chess match💀

[primal shore]

but yea no gm's play f3 and I can assure you they wouldn't if it were "lost"

Because I like the alapin positions better

[maiden helm]

ah okay

[grim edge]

Just fight already

[peak plank]

[primal shore]

Qb6 scores bad

[grim edge]

There's no fighting here millie

😦

It's a discord server 😭 wdym fight

[primal shore]

I was joking trying to start a fight cuz someone said they wanted to start a fight so I did

[grim edge]

I wanna start and watch a discord arguement

Non dolet, Paete!

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[primal shore]

50% white 44% black

[grim edge]

I'd say settle this like men in a connect 4 game

SMH

[grim edge]

Shoot yourself in the liver

[covert cosmos]

ew sloved

[primal shore]

I'm not saying shit till you say alapin is a valid sicillan line Mr "nf6 crushes the alapin easily"

Show me, send a ss

[grim edge]

ugh i want something or somebody to mess up my liver

[light cosmos]

How is

Everyone’s

Day

[grim edge]

Alcohol could do that in a few years also hope on chess

[primal shore]

It's just as good as the open sicillan

[grim edge]

I need someone to chessle

[grim edge]

alcohol could do that right now i know where the booze cabinet is

[normal hatch]

Najdorf isnt a "solid" position to my eyes

[grim edge]

Just shove it up your buttocks

[grim edge]

U hurted my fweelings

imagine playing open sicilian

[normal hatch]

my pleasure

[normal hatch]

based

I love the open

[grim edge]

U disagreed on my opinion and for that am offended am getting you canceled for harrasment

(Am a twitter user)

[primal shore]

e5

[normal hatch]

its actually called X now

[grim edge]

Would Sicilian be good for 1100?

[normal hatch]

playing solidly would be good for a 1100

[grim edge]

Yea but im not staying 1100

Im using the london to get there

if u wanna play sicilian then play the siclian

Once i get there i might switch

I don’t want to play it. I want to play something that has weapons. I already play ruy lopez the london and some scotch

[grim edge]

This game is just mario on LSDs and i love it

[covert cosmos]

play bongcloud

[grim edge]

hollandaise sauce

I’ll look it up lol

[covert cosmos]

dont actually play it lol

unless you want to

[grim edge]

Sounds solid

💀

I gotta see how high i climb before i plateau

[grim edge]

Idk why i love this emote so much

It represents me so well when playing against d4

[grim edge]

I hate those fking flowers

[covert cosmos]

i love them :(** **

[grim edge]

[covert cosmos]

:kirby: emote when

[peak plank]

ask @fallen valley

[grim edge]

[light cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-dream-buffet-kirbys-dream-buffet-kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-kirby-kirby-buffet-gif-26196314

[fallen valley]

Ah yes, 2. c3 Nf6 my beloved 😍

[covert cosmos]

1.f3 my beloved

[light cosmos]

E4 my beloved

[warped vigil]

1. Nf3 my meta

[grim edge]

F4 my beloved

[light cosmos]

Halloween gambit is amazing

[peak plank]

im learning that too

[covert cosmos]

f3 kf2 my beloved

[peak plank]

🤮

[light cosmos]

Hear me out

[peak plank]

no

-2 on move 3 is insane

[warped vigil]

I got trashed by a 1600 on sunday @peak plank when I played 1. Nf3

[light cosmos]

💀

[peak plank]

*-2.8

[warped vigil]

So I think Nf3 is bad

[light cosmos]

But you get a better position in the middle game tho

[peak plank]

Wait what do you play in the reti vs nf6

[covert cosmos]

M1 on move 2 is crazy

[peak plank]

You are dead lost in the opneing

there is no middlegame for you

[light cosmos]

._. True

[covert cosmos]

real

[warped vigil]

heh
I played 2. d3 and 3. b3

[keen parrot]

ew

[warped vigil]

IKR

[fallen valley]

Reti Larsen is pretty funny

[peak plank]

I would only play the reti larsen in some lines involving nf6

[warped vigil]

It wasn't funny - I've never played anything with b3 in a tournament or studied it

[keen parrot]

bast we cant hear a thing

[peak plank]

Smh

[keen parrot]

mod abuse

give me mod so i can send them too

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-in-real-life-chris-pratt-super-mario-gif-23213580

[warped vigil]

how do you get it small @keen parrot

[keen parrot]

idk i just screenshot

[covert cosmos]

kirbe

[keen parrot]

fantasy is dro

[warped vigil]

ahh that didnt work

[covert cosmos]

lma

[warped vigil]

the color ain't right

[warped vigil]

is that you talking?

[keen parrot]

damn where did everyone go

[upbeat viper]

Yes .

(doing but oké accent)

[keen parrot]

but okheey, we ghave tha beeshop per so we ghave tha adventege

[upbeat viper]

https://youtu.be/pUgvAoTzWBA?si=_rn4IOTiMrixrAIU

[warped vigil]

*adventeege

[grim edge]

Bast flexing his right to speak

[coral crypt]

W, 90% accuracy

[warped vigil]

can anyone give me some advice

[keen parrot]

no

[warped vigil]

how do I lose to really terrible chess players but make it seem like I'm trying to win

[keen parrot]

keep the option for back rank mate open and hang that ig

[warped vigil]

at least wait to see my question

they aren't good enough to see back rank

[keen parrot]

oh then ya fuxked

[warped vigil]

like they cant even check mate me if I give em a queen

what do i do

[keen parrot]

lose on time

[covert cosmos]

quit

[keen parrot]

@primal shore where did ya go

[warped vigil]

cant do that it s for a job

[grim edge]

I have a question for you then jacob why do you wanna lose against a weaker player

[keen parrot]

its a girl..

[upbeat viper]

Me and my 25k dpi :

[keen parrot]

why tf does dpi matter

[grim edge]

OH MY FKING GOD BREAK MY NECK AND CALL ME A MOSAIC WHY IS EVERYONE I CALL A GUY A GIRL

[warped vigil]

i have a job facilitating a chess club for a online company and have to let the little kiddies win the games

[brave galleon]

cuz i only had 5k dpi in my old mouse

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-roblox-huh-cat-huh-cat-saying-huh-gif-27625167

[fallen valley]

That mouse looks like it costs $18 at a Walmart

[primal shore]

Im getting a sturn talking to by bong

[warped vigil]

🤢

[keen parrot]

also my logitech g703 lightspeed is way better

[grim edge]

Ohhh good luck mate

[covert cosmos]

manhole cover ahh lookin thing

[brave galleon]

it is cheap but it does its job

[upbeat viper]

I have g502

[warped vigil]

NO

[keen parrot]

25k DPI but i use 500 on default

[fallen valley]

I have the Logitech M330

[brave galleon]

nah that's sick wtf

[fallen valley]

Very comfy in the hand and dead silent

[primal shore]

I have abc123 mousemiau

[brave galleon]

500 dpi

[warped vigil]

i have a chromebook touchpad

[keen parrot]

500 dpi on a 1440p monitor...

[upbeat viper]

:')

[keen parrot]

and im supposedly fast

[primal shore]

the computer I use I got for free and its like 12 years old

[grim edge]

Nerd

[covert cosmos]

jet engine

[brave galleon]

since i started watching hikaru playing bullet i decided i needed more dpi

[keen parrot]

my beloved

[brave galleon]

i think 12k is perfect

[upbeat viper]

2k 165fps 30.5 inches incurved screen

[primal shore]

Beer 4 down

[upbeat viper]

[brave galleon]

i like wired mouses

[upbeat viper]

Team wired

[primal shore]

I've a wired miaus

[keen parrot]

im about 3-4 shots in

[grim edge]

Why are you etill drinking

[primal shore]

hot

[keen parrot]

😳

[primal shore]

Because I still have beer

[keen parrot]

nuh uh i love wireless

[upbeat viper]

Battery issues

[keen parrot]

battery lasts like a week

dude battery is a non issue this shits insane

[grim edge]

Infallible logic i am sorry for questioning your superior intellect

[brave galleon]

the glass o water is everything

[upbeat viper]

Still if you forget it and it happens to stop working during a blitz game weeeell

[keen parrot]

needs some water so i dont get as hungover tmrw (ty duck)

[umbral wind]

vc'ers are so weird 🥴

[mystic stream]

Ainnoway

[upbeat viper]

And wire doesn't make any difference imo

[warped vigil]

if my mouse has no wire does that means its battary powered

[mystic stream]

Wireless is way better

[primal shore]

I coulda telled u that

[upbeat viper]

Why better

[keen parrot]

the sensitivity is a bit off when its under 15 percent so i can feel it lmao

[mighty stone]

nah wired on top

[primal shore]

I don't trust things without wires

[upbeat viper]

See that's an issue

[primal shore]

What are they up to??? How do they work? Smh

[umbral wind]

vimun why are you drinking

[fallen valley]

Y'all are too fancy

[umbral wind]

whats the occasion

[keen parrot]

im sadge

[umbral wind]

oh

[keen parrot]

the m&ms are fire though

[mystic stream]

I have a darmoshark m3

[fallen valley]

I got it from the NYC M&M Headquarters

[brave galleon]

no mouse pad?!

[lament badger]

ive got the fastest pc in the world

[mighty stone]

logitech office mouse for me 👍

[keen parrot]

so you dont trust any human, got it

[primal shore]

correct

[fallen valley]

No need

[umbral wind]

it actually is nowadays

[upbeat viper]

Giant mousepad >>

[mystic stream]

I got a nasa pc powered by satellites

[grim edge]

I have a mouse i bought for 2 euros

[umbral wind]

wired used to be better tho

[brave galleon]

what a W bro

[grim edge]

Cry emoji sad emoji hang myself enoji

[covert cosmos]

kirby emoji

[lament badger]

my pc is powered by archangel

[umbral wind]

1 hunna

[grim edge]

My pc is powered WITH MY DIESEL AND CAFFEINE

[covert cosmos]

bro reacted to himself

[keen parrot]

[lament badger]

so what bro

[primal shore]

My pc is powered by beer

[lament badger]

archangel is good username

[keen parrot]

my pc is powered by tuica

[warped vigil]

they did a warlard

[primal shore]

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[lament badger]

stop talking your a rip off of a rip off

[umbral wind]

Salut

[grim edge]

Beer-cool your pc 🔥

[keen parrot]

🇷🇴 >🇩🇪

[keen parrot]

salut bre ce mai faci

[umbral wind]

my pc is powered by bud light

[lament badger]

my pc is the best cuz its powered by archangel

[primal shore]

Let's test out wjos the better kisser rn

[keen parrot]

im better ong

[primal shore]

That shit tastes like ass

Insult to beer

[keen parrot]

ask your father

[primal shore]

Who let Americans brew

[covert cosmos]

fizzy stuff bad

[primal shore]

My cat can brew better shit then that

[covert cosmos]

nestea better

[lament badger]

4rchangel pc the goat

[grim edge]

What kinda cat can brew beer

[covert cosmos]

cat piss > bud light

[grim edge]

God bless

[tepid relic]

is the cat german?

[umbral wind]

arent they the ones that got boycotted

[grim edge]

Have you tasted cat piss

[primal shore]

Mine

[tepid relic]

ye

[covert cosmos]

no

[keen parrot]

swedish beers are actually alright, like not even terrible

[primal shore]

For why

[keen parrot]

ofc german > but still

[grim edge]

Quite suspicious kirby

[umbral wind]

smth to do with LGBTQ

[covert cosmos]

if i had beer id get arrested

[keen parrot]

im being seggsi is a crime then i am arrest

[grim edge]

Cool pfp,send

[primal shore]

omg vimun

[tepid relic]

they hired a trans person to promote it
and many didn't like that

[primal shore]

I was right

[keen parrot]

about what

[primal shore]

the beer made my headache leave

[umbral wind]

Unlucky, Millie but its not free 🥱

[keen parrot]

ofc, its alcohol

[primal shore]

that's funny, shit beer still

[grim edge]

If looks could kill you'd be a law-abiding citizen

[grim edge]

Oh-

[keen parrot]

your dad would say otherwise

[umbral wind]

im joking 😭 i got you

[primal shore]

Nah I seen him I'd be dead asf

[tepid relic]

yeah...they boycotted it by buying their beer and destroying it
very clever indeed

[grim edge]

My dad isn't gay

I think!!

[keen parrot]

not for anyone no

[grim edge]

Hikaru random pics always cracks me up lemme have it

[worn drum]

so intelligent

[primal shore]

Don't gotta be gay to appreciate a person's beauty

[keen parrot]

guys i drank like 4 shots of this shit yet i dont even feel the slightest effect

[grim edge]

He has socks on lucy the rule still stands

[primal shore]

I don't know a single stright man who doesn't find Ryan Reynolds attractive

[covert cosmos]

i read that as 'i had 4 shots of shit'

[keen parrot]

im a straight man and he is attractive not going to lie here

its like 60%

[grim edge]

meh

[grim edge]

Rate Ryan Reynolds

[keen parrot]

i expected to at least feel something

[umbral wind]

bonglord sees alcohol and hes active

[primal shore]

11.5/10

[primal shore]

Real

[worn drum]

smurfin4fun

[keen parrot]

Rate me (not that image of 13 year old me but me rn)

[covert cosmos]

should i drink alcohol (100% legal)

[primal shore]

@grim edge were drinking together rn

[grim edge]

How could someone so gay be so straight

[primal shore]

Rating 13 year old you rn

[grim edge]

Huh

[keen parrot]

aw shit, i swear i look better now

[umbral wind]

least desperate vimun

[grim edge]

Wait hold on lucy

[primal shore]

Like....4.8/10

Yessir

[warped vigil]

alcohol is poison

[keen parrot]

thats fair for 13 year old me, i wasnt the prettiest sight

[primal shore]

Now is like a solid 7.5/10

[grim edge]

Wine is healthy in moderation

THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY 13 YO TILT?????

[keen parrot]

ill take that

[primal shore]

But I like your personality a lot so

[grim edge]

AYOOOOO

[keen parrot]

eh you wouldnt get it

[umbral wind]

why tf havent i seen either of these

[keen parrot]

[warped vigil]

sure but it is hard to drink in moderation

[primal shore]

I'm gonna piss myself if me mum doesn't get out of the bath

[keen parrot]

actually i was 12 not 13 but whatever

[primal shore]

Guys I might go out in -17° rn and piss in the snow

[austere depot]

@primal shore @keen parrot are y'all here 24/7 💀

[keen parrot]

thats the first image you find when you google me

[grim edge]

Send me the pics 🔥

[keen parrot]

send vid for proof

[umbral wind]

i never actually have

also forgot your name lol

[restive storm]

vimun

[primal shore]

It's v

[austere depot]

You're a gurl u can't

[primal shore]

Hehehehaw

[umbral wind]

its a V something

[covert cosmos]

what

[umbral wind]

ik Vimun is short for his name but

[primal shore]

The fk I cant

[restive storm]

[umbral wind]

no it aint

[austere depot]

U have to sit u can't piss from a long distance like its ak47

[grim edge]

Why would they group those two together

[keen parrot]

bro what...

[restive storm]

bro thinks he's denlaz

[primal shore]

bro I have the parts I think I know how i piss

[grim edge]

It’s just a discipline thing

[austere depot]

Gurls need to sit to piss 🤓

[covert cosmos]

crazy

[keen parrot]

not if they sigma

[umbral wind]

what hes tryna say is you cant stand cos youll get it on your leg

[grim edge]

Am officially a cringe cat girl

[primal shore]

Not if you do it like a normal person smh

[austere depot]

But u have to sit to piss as a girl

[umbral wind]

ew

[keen parrot]

she will just have that cleaned later its no worries

[austere depot]

U can't aim tf

[grim edge]

Discord things

[primal shore]

We can aim

it's just different

[restive storm]

[covert cosmos]

could squat

[glad marsh]

lucy impersonator hello

[keen parrot]

im so glad im not a mod yet

[austere depot]

Wall can aim where y'all piss goes? Cap

[umbral wind]

you got e-kittens?

[grim edge]

I dont think it can be just any alcohol though only red and white wine occasionally can benefit

[primal shore]

I'm the real one wym

[keen parrot]

cause i can still chat like this without the responsibility

[grim edge]

Imagine ur neighbors just staring at u while you're doing it

[austere depot]

I call cap 🧢

[warped vigil]

🧢

[grim edge]

Um no..,am the e kitten💀

[primal shore]

I'd go behind somewhere obv

[grim edge]

Everything else is just calories and a good time

[umbral wind]

oh..

[keen parrot]

shes canadian, the neighbors are like a mile away

[austere depot]

HIKARU

[covert cosmos]

run

[umbral wind]

just sayin i offer free coaching 🥱

[glad marsh]

no you arent there is also a fake levi

[keen parrot]

coach me

[primal shore]

Who tf is levi

[umbral wind]

youre too good

[grim edge]

Wtf

[glad marsh]

nvm

[austere depot]

Gotham chess

[primal shore]

From AoT?

[grim edge]

Levi is gotham chess

[austere depot]

?

[keen parrot]

levi is clothes brand

[primal shore]

Nu uh

[glad marsh]

i cant spell

[grim edge]

Wait are you serious?,ME PLSS

[austere depot]

Icup

[grim edge]

The fact that u replied to this means yk what you did

[restive storm]

BRO TRYING TO GET NITRO

[glad marsh]

bro is 9 someone report

[umbral wind]

yeah for real im serious

[grim edge]

I dont need nitro i need a chess coach for free!

[primal shore]

Ayo slide me thighs and I'll give free coaching, a rating, plus nitro

[keen parrot]

@umbral wind

[austere depot]

Ah no????????????????(I am black u racist tf)

[umbral wind]

already on that bro

[glad marsh]

lol nobody talks this way besides a high schooler

[keen parrot]

slide those to me too and ill coach her

[warped vigil]

Ill coach for free

[primal shore]

Nu uh I'm in college

[grim edge]

Im gonna pass all you 1200s and 1300s up

[restive storm]

you want something for free I didn't know what it was but you want something free

[grim edge]

Am a thin girl💀

[fiery beacon]

Omg we’re twinsies

[grim edge]

Hello Im new to this server!

[primal shore]

Thighs is thighs

[grim edge]

What are you a coward stare right back at them

[umbral wind]

wdym im there first

[keen parrot]

thin dude* but we will take those anyway

[warped vigil]

!welcome

[grim edge]

🤦🏾‍♂️

[warped vigil]

!welcome

[keen parrot]

also @primal shore whenever you want to vc just say

[stable jungle]

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[austere depot]

Michael Biden

[covert cosmos]

🛢️

[grim edge]

Cool

[fiery beacon]

We have the same lower body omg

[umbral wind]

rating is in my name wdym 😮‍💨

[primal shore]

Alright hold on I need to piss

[grim edge]

@umbral wind like fr though,coach me

[primal shore]

My mother is taking a bath grrrr

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

What time can u vc

[primal shore]

Might genuinely go outside sob

[umbral wind]

24/7

[austere depot]

Why are u mad

[grim edge]

very chaotic server lol

[restive storm]

wait are you guys actually doing free coaching

[keen parrot]

imagine not having 2 bathrooms L

[umbral wind]

wrong reply

[umbral wind]

24/7

[primal shore]

Stfu I'm not rich

[restive storm]

[grim edge]

how di I get the elo related roles?

[warped vigil]

chess talk is calmer

[keen parrot]

your house prob still cost more than mine

[grim edge]

ah thanks

[peak plank]

/connectmessage

[primal shore]

Doubt

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

Shush you are a different case lol

[grim edge]

Ill vc u in 7 hours after am done with school :>

[grim edge]

Jacob please tell me you're a guy before i sleep

[keen parrot]

if u say doubt then maybe mine do cost more, but im sure yours is nice too

[peak plank]

@grim edge connect to get rating roles

[warped vigil]

if you actually want to talk about chess you should go to chess talk cause no one here talks about chess

[primal shore]

Are you Australian

[warped vigil]

why do you want to know before you sleep

[grim edge]

Damn fin has an ekitten LETS GOOOOOOOO

[primal shore]

Also send thighs 🗣️

[grim edge]

thanks

[umbral wind]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[restive storm]

imagine

[austere depot]

Only Saudi got 2 bathrooms cuz everything is made of oil

[grim edge]

Clear my doubts have no regrets kinda thing

[umbral wind]

chess work payed off bro what can i say

[keen parrot]

shut up yank

[umbral wind]

this is WHY i play chess

[warped vigil]

huh?

[primal shore]

Bro this place sucks

[grim edge]

Got all the ehoes fr he epimping

[primal shore]

Half of the light fixtures don't work

[covert cosmos]

my teacher fr thinks hes babe boom

[grim edge]

You know what don't bother I'll just headcanon you as a dude

[keen parrot]

girl lives in a crack den

[primal shore]

the walls need to be painted because the paint is fcking falling off

[grim edge]

Sad

Im at 1076 should i just go for 1100 today

[austere depot]

U got oil emoji next to your name? Makes sense

[keen parrot]

i like my haus

[warped vigil]

ok.. I am male

[keen parrot]

i hev nice beeg room with outside access

[primal shore]

There's multiple holes in multiple ceiling tiles and the genuine ceiling

[grim edge]

Nice

TILT U FKING LIED TO ME JACOB WAS A DUDE

[primal shore]

And the windows aren't properly sealed

[umbral wind]

why is it sad??

[keen parrot]

????? lmao when did i say he wasnt

[grim edge]

TILT I WILL HANG YOUR ORGANS LIKE LAUNDRY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

[keen parrot]

LMAOOO

what did you do yass

[grim edge]

LMFAOOO

[grim edge]

YOU JUST DID

[grim edge]

He took it personal

[primal shore]

Kin-ky.

[austere depot]

Chill not everyone mommy works and uses onlyfans(it's a joke)

[covert cosmos]

do it

[grim edge]

LIKE AN HOUR AGO

[grim edge]

Wat.

[warped vigil]

Im a dude, my name is Jacob Sperber, i live in Tallahassee, and thats all the personal information you're going to get out of me

[keen parrot]

dude ping my msg cause i dont rember

[void fjord]

Well that’s the end of the line for you 👏

[grim edge]

Hi chat

[grim edge]

I will stop giving you ideas before you strip someone of their liver to make "art" with it you maniac

i found the prettiest butterfly on wikipedia

Anywho goodnight

[grim edge]

OH- HAHAHSHSHHSHSHDHHSHSA

[keen parrot]

in yo god damn dreamns gurl

[void fjord]

How many times you think you rejoin the chat a day?

[grim edge]

nightnight

[umbral wind]

gotta answer me now whys it sad

[keen parrot]

goodnight my moroccan sunshine

[vapid saffron]

what is happening why everyone is yelling?

[grim edge]

IM NOT YELLING YOU ARE

[grim edge]

🦞

[vapid saffron]

AMEN

[umbral wind]

you gotta get drunk more often

[keen parrot]

im not even drunk, i think

[umbral wind]

/tipsy

[grim edge]

Only a drunk person would say that

[grim edge]

love seeketh only itself to please mf

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[grim edge]

Eat a donut

[covert cosmos]

ok then what would a person who wasnt drunk say

[keen parrot]

yeah

[grim edge]

No

☺️

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[primal shore]

@keen parrot we should vc in a sec

[keen parrot]

wanna join fin or nah

[grim edge]

Donuts and alcohol would smack but too many calories for me

[primal shore]

sure

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

Donuts soak up the alcohol

[umbral wind]

W

[grim edge]

Oh and drink water

[primal shore]

bro chocolate and alcohol is so mmhmdgdgd

[grim edge]

I seee

[covert cosmos]

what

[grim edge]

That's why I tell the drunks to eat a donut

Anyway

[covert cosmos]

but then it would go back in the stomach

[abstract mantle]

do u know how alcohol works??

[grim edge]

Private

Anyway can someone play me in chess

[covert cosmos]

bru

[umbral wind]

go on

[abstract mantle]

that's not how it works tho

u can't eat something and it'll magically go away

[grim edge]

Send link pls

[umbral wind]

what time control

[abstract mantle]

alcohol is a depressent nothing more nothing less

[void fjord]

I know people with endless pits and they says otherwise

[grim edge]

it wont give me anything i dont already have 🥱

[grim edge]

Eating then drinking just makes the effects of alcohol go slowerr and tolerant

[warped vigil]

*slower

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/3MUaS

[grim edge]

Ya

Blitz

[grim edge]

Thank you

I dont know why i know this even thpugh i never drink alcohol nor even drink soda lmfao

[umbral wind]

snake

[abstract mantle]

damn i just learned smth

[grim edge]

Wym

[umbral wind]

i was boutta challenge and you took it

[grim edge]

I want you to quit school and stay in discord 24/7 ypull learn more here.

[umbral wind]

full snaked me

[abstract mantle]

ok

[grim edge]

Why isnt the game starting

oh nvm i didnt press play

Someone is in here lol

[covert cosmos]

l

[grim edge]

Oh wait okay idk whats happening now my opponent dissapeared

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/comunism-gif-22603522

[grim edge]

😰