💬〡general-off-topic

[wraith saddle]

Ask me any basic CS question

[nocturne elk]

U are taking O levels 1 year early?

[austere depot]

If u don't want to get married oh boy u will miss alot of fun

[toxic plinth]

wise words

[keen parrot]

oh i do dont get me wrong lmao

[compact mantle]

I have been preparing having kids all my life, I’m soon an olympic level sprinter so I think I’m ready

[wraith saddle]

It's my second year in O levels

[austere depot]

Congrats what'd your elo

[grim edge]

Yes, kids cost

[primal shore]

Ain't nobody ask, take it to #💬〡chess-talk

[toxic plinth]

cap asf.

[grim edge]

What is elo

[safe acorn]

Thank you!
Ping me Tomorrow

[austere depot]

Clapping them cheeks

[nocturne elk]

Ok i am confused lol
It worked a little different for me

[keen parrot]

cost is a thing too, im more worried about the hardly being able to sleep for a few years

[grim edge]

How do I see my elo

[primal shore]

If I had kids I'd get upset if they were stupid

[safe acorn]

It's 0

[grim edge]

Yes

[wraith saddle]

I THINK IT WORKED

[safe acorn]

Don't bother

[primal shore]

Probably means I'm not fit to be a parent

[austere depot]

Same I want them to get some money

[grim edge]

Have we played?

[safe acorn]

Yea

[compact mantle]

You’re fit

[grim edge]

How do I check my elo

[wraith saddle]

I JUST TOOK MY TEMPERATURE AND I'M 100 F

[keen parrot]

do /connect

[primal shore]

Not to be a parent 💀

[grim edge]

Hm

Ohhh thats what they are

[keen parrot]

i mean yeah you're too young

[compact mantle]

Nvm forgot you were a girl

[primal shore]

I drink to much to have children as a responsibility

[safe acorn]

Your son will be a type that loves he's daddy and hates his mommy @primal shore

[grim edge]

1023

[keen parrot]

in 10 years or so you'll get it too

[safe acorn]

[primal shore]

honk you

[sand bison]

e

[wraith saddle]

Nobody is appreciating me for getting a fever 😭

[grim edge]

Thank you

for showing me

[compact mantle]

Failure ass mindset

[primal shore]

should I buy beer later: 👍 👎

[keen parrot]

👍

[austere depot]

I can barely take care of myself to spend on my family

[compact mantle]

No, just take it

Or get someone to buy you beers

[nocturne elk]

Just skip school like a real G my dude

[compact mantle]

That’s what I’d do if I were a girl

[keen parrot]

not everyone needs to have kids, you'll figure it out later

[wraith saddle]

I just took the temperature and I'm 100 Fahrenheit

[primal shore]

Well I've to do that anyway cuz im too young but

[compact mantle]

Just sit by the bar and wait till guys buy me beers

[primal shore]

I make my own money I'll buy my own beer I ain't no hoe

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[safe acorn]

@compact mantle last try
Do you want to play 1 game?

[austere depot]

Bro stfu you're such a failure go to dchool

[nocturne elk]

Hello 100 Fahrenheit I’m Will

[fierce pivot]

tomorrow we have chance of flood so finals got cancelled 💃

[keen parrot]

dont drown

great

[compact mantle]

You aint a hoe if you not losing your integrity

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/david-hasselhoff-swim-gif-6218872

[wraith saddle]

This is my first time skipping school

[fierce pivot]

i am 4'9 am i surviving a flood

[primal shore]

If someone offers a drink ima take it but I ain't gonna wait on them

[compact mantle]

Nah sorry I aint interested

[austere depot]

Somebody spending money on you doesn't make you a hoe mam

[safe acorn]

[nocturne elk]

💀

[wraith saddle]

@grim edge you from USA

[safe acorn]

Okey

[dapper lily]

the best theme for chess com

[keen parrot]

multiple*

[primal shore]

Bro told me to "wait at a bar till someone's offers you a drink"

[compact mantle]

Just dress to impress and you’ll get 10 guys an evening

[keen parrot]

you would drown in a puddle

[primal shore]

Fk that I wanna get drunk I'm gonna be sober as a nun if i wait for that lmaooo

[compact mantle]

IT WORKS I SWEAR

[austere depot]

If he's a bf or a husband just ask him lol

[keen parrot]

poor boyfriend 😭

[compact mantle]

Lmao that’s crazy

[primal shore]

I dress well alr

[compact mantle]

She has a bf?💀

[fierce pivot]

waaaaaaaaa

[primal shore]

men just ain't as desperate here

[compact mantle]

Idk for all I heard was you getting no drinks from nobody

[wraith saddle]

It's 2 AM and I'm going to stay in my blankets for an hour so that at least I'm 102

[primal shore]

Bro is melting

[compact mantle]

Lucy gotta be lesbian

[wraith saddle]

Then I'm going to wake up my parents

[primal shore]

I like women

[restive storm]

[compact mantle]

I JNEW IT

[wraith saddle]

Or 101

[compact mantle]

See I have a lesbian radar

[restive storm]

[austere depot]

Bro get out of these app u 102 year old creep tf

[primal shore]

I've a boyfriend though

[compact mantle]

Bisexual radar*

[wraith saddle]

No they are not

[primal shore]

better

[wraith saddle]

Just a bit worried about my studies

[compact mantle]

All lesbians are bi till they realize they don’t get the same satisfaction from a man they get from a woman

[bright glade]

its 2am and im working on assignments/projects

[keen parrot]

i am bisexual but i only like big buff black men with a big wallet (and women)

[primal shore]

I'd be too

[compact mantle]

Nawww bru

[nocturne elk]

At the expense of health 🚩

[compact mantle]

💀💀💀💀

[austere depot]

Your bo 0bs aren't 102 cm?

[compact mantle]

See men can’t be bisexual

[wraith saddle]

My dad is a doctor

[primal shore]

I fit one of those descriptions 😉

[wraith saddle]

Orthopedic surgeon

[keen parrot]

lucky you

[compact mantle]

Once you’ve fallen for a man, you’re gay

[wraith saddle]

He knows his stuff

[austere depot]

I AM A SURGEON MISTER

[keen parrot]

guess my girlfriend is gay

[compact mantle]

I was adressing you and you only

[primal shore]

Your dads the worst doctor if he let's you go in public when showing symptoms of a viral infection

[austere depot]

Your gf is a man?

[wraith saddle]

Most of my uncles are Doctors

[compact mantle]

Ssst don’t tell him, he doesn’t know

[keen parrot]

hell nah, i dont date dudes under 5'

[austere depot]

💀💀💀

[austere depot]

TF

[restive storm]

[grim edge]

hey guys

[compact mantle]

Chat done got zesty as hell

[primal shore]

Hmu

[austere depot]

Well I am 6 inches buddy

[compact mantle]

W

[primal shore]

damn, your mother must've sneezed and you popped out

[final gust]

Guitar ain't easy

[austere depot]

11 when it's bricked

[nocturne elk]

[compact mantle]

DAYUM

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-doctor-meme-gif-23263243

[final gust]

My fingers are Fed

[austere depot]

Buddy I meant something else

[compact mantle]

Nah bro is packin

[primal shore]

There's these things called a pick

[grim edge]

what is wrong with this chat...

Hi

[austere depot]

WHY IS THE CAP FLYING ISNT THAT JOHN CENA GHOST

[supple imp]

Did you fact check properly?

[keen parrot]

absolutelu nothing

[restive storm]

[primal shore]

You said you're 6 inches....that's pretty small

[grim edge]

Im back from my 1 hour mute

[wraith saddle]

Alr gn everyone and thanks even though non of you helped me...

[final gust]

Not for strumming

[primal shore]

I mean your heart has to be like....a few cm

[keen parrot]

[compact mantle]

I used all six of my senses to make sure it was true

[primal shore]

Uh huh

[compact mantle]

No homo

[austere depot]

6 inches shloungs are short?

[final gust]

Chords and stuff

[nocturne elk]

Like i said earlier, have a mental breakdown, he is well versed with bones, not psychology

[keen parrot]

6 inches is a lot, even 3 is plenty right girls? right?

[supple imp]

Including your eyes and touch?

[primal shore]

whoa whoa whoa that's not appropriate here

[wraith saddle]

My uncle is a psychologist

[final gust]

How are would strumming be painful with or without a pick

[austere depot]

3 inches is 9, cm that's alot

[dawn yew]

Wrong place

[nocturne elk]

AINTNOWAY

[primal shore]

Carful there bucko. My dad is anish girl, ceo of chess

[keen parrot]

7... but still a lot right?

[compact mantle]

You forgot taste😋

[nocturne elk]

Bro’s family is the entire medical field

[final gust]

Wtf

[primal shore]

5cm is satisfactory

[dawn yew]

nah bro

[austere depot]

BRO U SAID ITS SMALL I AM ASKING U IS A 30 WHEN ITS BRICKED SMALL

[keen parrot]

thats the spirit

[supple imp]

PAUSEEE BRO

[dawn yew]

what is it

[covert cosmos]

wtf are you guys talking about

[primal shore]

30 WHAT

[dawn yew]

you're a woman right?

[keen parrot]

it is when you lie about it

[wraith saddle]

One of them is a dentist also

[keen parrot]

miles

[final gust]

Meat

[nocturne elk]

Dude where are u from lmfao

[covert cosmos]

millimeters

[primal shore]

Professionally

[austere depot]

30cm not inches ofc

[dawn yew]

ok i'll trust you

[wraith saddle]

Family of docters

[primal shore]

30 cm is a very short person

[austere depot]

TF

[dawn yew]

30 cm is big asf

[compact mantle]

No homo

[nocturne elk]

Not English majors huh 💀

[austere depot]

30 CM SHLOUNGS ARENT SHORT

[primal shore]

I'd cry if I was 30cm

[final gust]

Someone google trarags - quantavious

[wraith saddle]

My cousins are becoming doctors also

[primal shore]

Tf is a shloung

[restive storm]

[austere depot]

YOU'D CRY CUZ U GOT NO SHLOUNGS

[dawn yew]

why me?

[compact mantle]

YOU HAVE A ding dong?

[grim edge]

I won against a 1500. I almost ran out of time @lime lava

[wraith saddle]

I wanted to but I was better at CS

[keen parrot]

chill buddy...

[austere depot]

Pp

[compact mantle]

Mb

[final gust]

Thank me later

[primal shore]

Oh we talking about pp

[dawn yew]

Why did you ping me tho, I'm the horse dude

[nocturne elk]

Bro wtf i cant

[primal shore]

pp on the pp 😋

[keen parrot]

[covert cosmos]

finally something on topic

[compact mantle]

There I changed it🌝

[austere depot]

YOURE A WOMAN OFC YOU'D BE UPSET THAT U HAVE 30 CM SHLOUNG

[dawn yew]

DON'T YOU DARE SAY SOMETHING

[covert cosmos]

bro i just got on and people are talking about pp

[compact mantle]

Chat mad sensual rn

[final gust]

Image gets immediately sweeped outta site by Ns talkin abt meat
But fire mate nonetheless

[compact mantle]

I just riding the vibe that’s all

[primal shore]

I wouldn't mind one tbh, shorter then 30cm tho plz

[supple imp]

Why are we talking about putting pressure on pinned pieces?

[austere depot]

Hell nah

[nocturne elk]

30 cm is horse level

[primal shore]

Because

[compact mantle]

Horse ac is like 1m

[dawn yew]

STOP BRO IT'S GIVING ME FLASHBACKS

[keen parrot]

is my pp big chat

[nocturne elk]

[dawn yew]

HOW DO YOU KNOW

[primal shore]

Mr hands

[covert cosmos]

f

[keen parrot]

you saw?

[primal shore]

i saw.

[compact mantle]

4.034millimeters

[nocturne elk]

I make guesses LOL

[keen parrot]

😔

[grim edge]

I should play more games

[wraith saddle]

I also wanted to but my grandfather advised me to go for CS. I think he was also fed up from his sons and grand sons becoming doctors

[dawn yew]

I'm gonna cry

[primal shore]

Worse then 2 girls 1 cup

[dawn yew]

horse level IS SO SPECIFIC

[nocturne elk]

Suffering from success

[primal shore]

Worse then 1 man 1 jar

[austere depot]

U want 1 mile SHLOUNG?I am talking about humans not Godzillas and anime characters

[keen parrot]

no doubt

[dawn yew]

WHY DID HE SAY THAT

[compact mantle]

What’s that

[final gust]

Prolly

[covert cosmos]

i love flower

[dawn yew]

1 man 1 horse tho

[keen parrot]

jona bro did you live under a rock the last 5 years or so

[grim edge]

omg ur back

[nocturne elk]

“Smh all my kids are doctors, fools the whole lot”

[primal shore]

No like....8-11cm

[compact mantle]

Yes

[primal shore]

Optimal

[wraith saddle]

I think it's bc of his sons that he is 98 years old

[austere depot]

How long is a horse shloungs?wait lemme google it

[keen parrot]

hey im kind of in that upper range or something

[nocturne elk]

It’s a hyperbole

[compact mantle]

I have heard of it before

[dawn yew]

I can give you a vid of it

[covert cosmos]

UwU

[primal shore]

proof or lying rn

[wraith saddle]

And still walks

[nocturne elk]

Bro whomst are u

[austere depot]

WHY WOULD U HAVE A VID OF THAT

[compact mantle]

Lucy how drunk are you

[dawn yew]

@clever bay Knows why I got it

[keen parrot]

🤨

[primal shore]

Atm sober but I wanna drink later

[austere depot]

That's my fbi agent

[keen parrot]

wish i could drink tbh

[compact mantle]

You actin mad sus for a fella without alcohol

[dawn yew]

Are you a alt account?

[keen parrot]

guys should i yoink some alcohol from downstairs?

[austere depot]

He got cat SHLOUNG pics? I want horses

[nocturne elk]

Why is no one “💀” this message too instead of mine

[wraith saddle]

Whenever we go to the country side he every day walks 1 Km

[primal shore]

Got a crazy headache and some drinking would be the perfect cure

[compact mantle]

Bc it’s true

[keen parrot]

Got a crazy depression and some drinking would be the perfect cure

[primal shore]

Thank god I can drink while on these drugs

[wraith saddle]

On the mountains

[dawn yew]

No, the horse vid is part of my chess.com server lore

[compact mantle]

[nocturne elk]

No what? Lol

[primal shore]

Real asf

[compact mantle]

Boys I will cure yall problems

[austere depot]

WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT CAT D!CKS

[keen parrot]

havent gotten drunk since the summer

[compact mantle]

Can’t relate

[covert cosmos]

wtf

[dawn yew]

It's horse not cat

[nocturne elk]

Is it actually 100cm though???

[compact mantle]

I wasn’t never drunk

[drowsy crypt]

Hi

[wraith saddle]

Gn everyone

[primal shore]

I could never

[compact mantle]

I was in the summer in malta tho

[austere depot]

Tf why y'all got these

[round ledge]

Yoooo has anyone else seen the new streak feature

[dawn yew]

It's in my backstory you should have seen it

[drowsy crypt]

How's it going?

[compact mantle]

My horse did have one that size yes

[primal shore]

I haven't gotten drunk since Saturday, been too long ngl

[dawn yew]

I dmed him for cat pics, the story started there

[keen parrot]

almcoholimc

[nocturne elk]

[grim edge]

Lol i drank on Sunday

[primal shore]

It's like 75% pure pressure

[dawn yew]

then he gave me cat pics, but he ask something as a trade for the cat pics, and you know where that ends

[primal shore]

Not peer pressure, pure pressure

[round ledge]

so no? just go to your homepage and see

i have a 75 day one

[nocturne elk]

Bro did u measure it LMFAO

[wet terrace]

what streak

[fierce pivot]

<@&745328830649991179> pp chat..

[compact mantle]

Dw I’d get so big if I saw me too

[keen parrot]

valid ping

[austere depot]

Cat pics or cat SHLOUNG pics?

[round ledge]

they added streaks like duolingo

[compact mantle]

NO WAY

[keen parrot]

we want this to be drunk chat

[wet terrace]

what?

[dawn yew]

He gave me cat pics, I gave him horse pics

[nocturne elk]

[round ledge]

Check your homepage

[compact mantle]

Drunk chat best chat

[drowsy crypt]

Ok i'm going to leave, nice talking to you

[austere depot]

PICS OF WHAT 😭😭😭

[keen parrot]

cya

[primal shore]

SCOTTTTTTTTTLANDDDDDDDD

[worn drum]

lets watch overflow

[dawn yew]

You don't want to know

[compact mantle]

I know imma get banned if I join chat drunk

[austere depot]

YOO TF

[drowsy crypt]

Forever?

[grim edge]

I have 48 hours to gain 45 elo

[keen parrot]

FOOOOREEEVEEEEEEEERRRRR

[wet terrace]

you mean this?

[dawn yew]

the backstory of the villain:

[round ledge]

yep apparently mines 75 days LOL

[dusk scroll]

d u all know any good openings for a torn

[wet terrace]

bro that always existed

[dusk scroll]

a unkown tornaments

[wet terrace]

For the past year

[primal shore]

Pretty much any of them

[dawn yew]

FOREVER 🔥

[austere depot]

Well weird asf I'ma get out of here I don't want to get banned

[round ledge]

nonono not that ill show you

[dusk scroll]

but like ones that would make me win

[primal shore]

...pretty much any of them

[dawn yew]

There should be a nsfw chat

[round ledge]

by your name

[wet terrace]

I dont have that

[dusk scroll]

ik but ones that people wont know and would make me win quikly

[fallen valley]

Go to a different server weirdo

[wet terrace]

why is ours blue like that?

[dawn yew]

OH SHIT HE'S HERE

[grim edge]

lol

[drowsy crypt]

Bro it's a chess discord💀

[dawn yew]

LOOK AT THE PURGE

[keen parrot]

[primal shore]

those don't exist if your opponent has a brain

[round ledge]

whats blue?

[wet terrace]

the blue trophy

[dusk scroll]

for like 1100 otb

[primal shore]

yea.

[worn drum]

He's going to penetrate his rook deeply 😩

[round ledge]

oh its my league

[dusk scroll]

what do u play?

[round ledge]

im in crystal league

[wet terrace]

Ooh Crystal

[drowsy crypt]

Ayo

[worn drum]

whats the point of these league things

[primal shore]

I play caro kann, Queens gambit accepted, the English, the vienna

[wet terrace]

Im a Legend 😎

[primal shore]

The alapin

[round ledge]

just a flex

[round ledge]

loool excuse for a flex

[dusk scroll]

what would make me win fast with a brainless opponeent

[grim edge]

I have a 100% winrate against the english

[dusk scroll]

any gambits

[drowsy crypt]

Any tips for the caro?
I want to start playing it again

[primal shore]

King's gambit and Queens gambit

[keen parrot]

tbh try fried liver

[primal shore]

For christ sake learn where the bishops go. Please.

[round ledge]

wing gambit is best and its levy rozman approved

[covert cosmos]

i love this game

[fierce pivot]

this is a chess server you dinglet

[drowsy crypt]

Noted

[dusk scroll]

k ima do that

[worn drum]

wayward queen

[grim edge]

London system

[dusk scroll]

but a lot of people know that

[dusk scroll]

nahhhh

[drowsy crypt]

Bongcloud

[primal shore]

The caro is all about pond play, which isn't some kinky nsfw category.

[worn drum]

you said brainless opponent

[round ledge]

💀

[drowsy crypt]

No need to specify but ok

[dusk scroll]

i tried its not fun enoguh

[dusk scroll]

ok uhh some brain

[keen parrot]

wanna push our ponds together

[primal shore]

The knights go all over the place so get comfortable moving them a lot in the opening

[grim edge]

I mean solid wont always equal fun

[drowsy crypt]

And that's how 1.e4 e5 was born

[primal shore]

2-3 times, think there's even a line where you do 4 times in the first 13 moves

[primal shore]

omg yes

[grim edge]

Try the scotch then

Grand prix

Simple stuff

[dusk scroll]

this chat sorta weird ngl

nvm

[dusk scroll]

sure it seems fun

[keen parrot]

[primal shore]

Supporting small content creators all day today

[keen parrot]

why does he look like he is taking a nasty shit 😭

[drowsy crypt]

Oh you made me remember that a video came out

[grim edge]

Gotham is not a small content creator

[keen parrot]

he is small alright...

[primal shore]

Bro looks like he's about to take off 💀

[primal shore]

Wym that vid only has 50 views

[drowsy crypt]

He's going in outer space

[supple delta]

Hello guys

[grim edge]

Oh idk who wired is

[supple delta]

Hello People

[grim edge]

But gotham has plenty subs

[primal shore]

Well there's this too, not even 1k

[keen parrot]

small content creators fr

[supple delta]

Well just 2 min though 💀

[primal shore]

Shhhh

Not very popular if you ask me

[drowsy crypt]

What are you talking about?

[keen parrot]

tbh my best bet is to go to the basement in a few hrs and just chill and drink there for a bit and then come back up

[drowsy crypt]

Go for it

[primal shore]

Why not drink in room

[supple delta]

Ohh okay, he is small content creator

[keen parrot]

idk i have to be very methodical, its my parents stuff yk

they might notice

[primal shore]

o

[grim edge]

Im actually not supposed to drink but i felt fine when i did so i might sneak some more

[primal shore]

Lame

[grim edge]

Ikr

[primal shore]

Why

[drowsy crypt]

Well you shouldn't drink but who am i to tell you what to do?

[keen parrot]

they went to sleep early though, like rn

[grim edge]

I was prescribed some meds after a car crash

[keen parrot]

its just shitty laws here that force u to be 20 to buy strong shit

[grim edge]

All they do is make me drowsy tho

[primal shore]

What's wrong with drinking

[supple delta]

Nah that's a good law

[drowsy crypt]

I thought he was underage

[primal shore]

In my home country you can buy beer at 16 and drink with parental consent before then

[drowsy crypt]

Yeah that's why i'm going there

[keen parrot]

germany is a utopia in that sense

also döner kebab 🥺

[nocturne elk]

Only if irresponsible/ unsupervised ig

[drowsy crypt]

Well here you can buy beer from anywhere really

[primal shore]

I mean the last law abt drinking with parental consent is almost a universal law

[grim edge]

Used to have the same issue im legal now

[keen parrot]

well they'll get upset if they find out anyway

[nimble niche]

aussies drink mainly beer too

[supple delta]

Most cases people can drink without giving shit about the law if your parents give you the permission

[keen parrot]

my younger brother stole like a liter of the strong shit and they got mad

[primal shore]

Well yea that too

[keen parrot]

i dont think he faced any punishment tho

[drowsy crypt]

Well i wonder why

[grim edge]

My uncle always yells at me ab smoking but never says a word on alcohol

[nimble niche]

in china, every corporate executive dinner involves drinking so my mum didn't want me to head down that path

[supple delta]

Not worth your parents beating broo just wait and you will have your chance

[drowsy crypt]

Yeah he's right about that

[keen parrot]

my parents dont hit

[drowsy crypt]

Smoking is 10x worse than drinking in my opinion

[grim edge]

I dont smoke nicotine

[keen parrot]

very true

[supple delta]

Figured but you get the point

[fierce pivot]

magnuck carlken..

[primal shore]

Smoking is different, you can have extremely bad long term and short term effects if you smoke to much and with alcohol it's very very minor if you do it properly

[covert cosmos]

nicotine isnt the worst part

[nimble niche]

fr I'd choose liver cancer over lung cancer

[nocturne elk]

W Mum

[keen parrot]

yeah, just dont drink untrustworthy shit and dont get into an alcohol coma and ur fine

[grim edge]

Yea that’s why i quit smoking for the most part

[primal shore]

fr

[drowsy crypt]

You don't get liver cancer from drinking... you get... idk how to say it in english

[nimble niche]

my father was working in a big corporation and often went to those dinners

[grim edge]

Still i wonder if I should test the waters and bring home a bottle

[primal shore]

I smoke 🍃 like once every 3 months but that's it

[covert cosmos]

brain go aa

[supple delta]

💀

[keen parrot]

never tried it and probably never will

[drowsy crypt]

Same

[keen parrot]

im not exactly active in those kind of circles

[covert cosmos]

im not nearly old enough to do any of that shit

[primal shore]

it's very common here cuz it's legal

[keen parrot]

yeye, if i still lived in the netherlands i might be an addict at this point ngl

[supple delta]

I dont even care about alcohol and smoking and stuff like that

[drowsy crypt]

Well aside from the language, Germany seems the best place ever

[primal shore]

I don't think it's legal yet in Germany, I live in Canada

And the German language is very good stfu

[grim edge]

Yall got me thinking about jungle juice and shit now

[supple delta]

Lol

[keen parrot]

DEUSTCHLAND UBER ALLES

[drowsy crypt]

Too hard for me... i'm Italian

I know english and that's enough

[covert cosmos]

apple juice = liquid that makes your brain weird

[primal shore]

be a real European and learn some languages cmon

[supple delta]

Wait until you look at mandarin

[supple delta]

I know right

[drowsy crypt]

Well i do a bit of french

[nocturne elk]

That sounds rough ngl

[primal shore]

Also get off that burning peninsula that is italy

[keen parrot]

italy is fun to go on vacation for a few weeks but thats it

[drowsy crypt]

It's not that bad

[primal shore]

bro the mf in charge is a joke

And the cities are so nasty

[drowsy crypt]

Well... some of them are

You need to be in the right places

[primal shore]

the important ones are

[drowsy crypt]

I'm too young for politics

And i will never care

(Probably)

[keen parrot]

you cant be too young, you can be too mature

[primal shore]

how much languages do you speak at what age

[supple delta]

You kinda have to when you get older 😞

[drowsy crypt]

Ik

[keen parrot]

i spoke 4 at 12

[fossil epoch]

pretty ugly language if I'm being honest

[drowsy crypt]

That's... really wise

[supple delta]

Nice

[primal shore]

Better then English by a long shot

[supple delta]

I know 4 languages and currently learning one more

[primal shore]

Bitch, I spoke 3 sob

[drowsy crypt]

Aside from my main lamguage i know well enough english and i know some french

I'm not that good at it

[keen parrot]

u will be forever inferior

[primal shore]

How much now tho @keen parrot

[fossil epoch]

english is just a very weird mix of like 20 languages
german just sounds really bad to me idk

[supple delta]

How old are you?

[drowsy crypt]

German it's hard

[keen parrot]

still 4, wouldnt count my french that shits wack

[drowsy crypt]

That's the only problem

[primal shore]

clearly you've only ever heard german being angrily yelled

[keen parrot]

19

[supple delta]

Not bad

[primal shore]

I speak 5 now let's go

[quartz ravine]

any one wants to play a game with me???

[primal shore]

Im such much better then you

[fierce pivot]

GUYS MY MUM LIKED MY MAC N CHEESE!

[keen parrot]

yes mom

[primal shore]

Sushi mid

[drowsy crypt]

GG

[keen parrot]

W

[supple delta]

It is

[keen parrot]

sushi is good but overrated

[fossil epoch]

nah

[primal shore]

Some sushi godly but some tastes like vomit

[fierce pivot]

i only bake so it was out of my comfort zone ok also i have a food intake disorder so when i make food its kinda like a miracle

BUBSY LORE

[quartz ravine]

any one wants to play with me???

[primal shore]

I love baking

I bake bread like almost daily

[supple delta]

Guys try some real sushi like in japan or china

[keen parrot]

nah its so hyped here

[drowsy crypt]

I wanted to study it in middle school (there was a course you could take in the afternoons) but aside from that never got the chance to learn it

[primal shore]

Ameircans be head over heels for Japanese anything

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27161863

[primal shore]

Especially food

[grim edge]

Salmoni go brrrrr

[drowsy crypt]

Bread is so good

[grim edge]

Hi chat.

[primal shore]

Ong. No one does bread better then germans

[grim edge]

Yo

[fierce pivot]

im gonna scare you so bad hold on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0d6Dpx2li4

[grim edge]

Am back to wasting my youth days online to random people.

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby-pancake-gif-26404839

[drowsy crypt]

I like every kind of bread

Idc

[supple delta]

Well I'm learning Japanese right now its considered the hardest in the world including Arabic ,mandarin ,korean and ofcourse Japanese

[keen parrot]

german bread goes crazy

[primal shore]

not real

[upbeat viper]

okay

[drowsy crypt]

Never ate it

[upbeat viper]

as expected

I'm paired against the former 2156F

[grim edge]

Send notes am studying the hiragana rn and some phrases

[upbeat viper]

I'm scared

[grim edge]

At least you aren’t a hermit

[supple delta]

Daam that's a good start man

[primal shore]

So long as they aren't 7 years old you're good

[quartz ravine]

[primal shore]

We know.

[keen parrot]

okay, they are 8

[primal shore]

sob

[supple delta]

I can give you the guide on how I studied the other 4 languages and also Japanese

[covert cosmos]

lucy out of context

[primal shore]

STFU

[upbeat viper]

with

[drowsy crypt]

As i said multiple times if they are under 7 years old you can yell "Santa isn't real" mid-game

It's effective

[keen parrot]

lucy in context is bad enough

[grim edge]

Yes please send in dms,i wpuld really appreciate it,ive learned how to write a bit lately

[primal shore]

Real

[fierce pivot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/800334373659475978/1171174321696288829/board_3.gif?ex=655bb815&is=65494315&hm=80ec89ed6c2049445b13a1d17f571fcb8206281e4448aaabca5b5c562ac434f1&

[upbeat viper]

ask support or admin, can't do anything myself

[fierce pivot]

HELP WHY DOES MY BISHOP DO THIS

[keen parrot]

pond

[covert cosmos]

w

[supple delta]

Well the very very basic star would be learning hiragana and katakana first and move on to kanji just a little for example like kanji of numbers (1,2,3,4....) stuff like that

[upbeat viper]

but you're supposed to be disconnected already

[grim edge]

How do yall make ur games into gifs.

[nocturne elk]

There is a page on the pc version i think
U can choose the board and pieces too

[fierce pivot]

share game -> animated gif

[supple delta]

Okay bet

[primal shore]

@c4_e5_nc3_nf6_f4 whyd you get banned

[keen parrot]

banned rip

[primal shore]

Bro got banned again

[worn drum]

His content is interesting

[keen parrot]

bonglord more like BANNEDlord

[grim edge]

Ive always wondered where to start to finally start basics and translate basic english to basic japanese but right now am still a newbie so i only learned half of the hiragana

[covert cosmos]

banlord

[primal shore]

@keen parrot dms

[upbeat viper]

he left

[keen parrot]

sure

[upbeat viper]

didn't get banned

[quartz ravine]

who want play a game with me

[fierce pivot]

hello croissant baguette pawn

[faint bear]

wassap bros

[supple delta]

Brooo that's the stuff I will show the golden rule to learning a language like any language

[fierce pivot]

@upbeat viper how do i get funny non-trusted role colours

[nocturne elk]

Which tc

[grim edge]

Heya

[quartz ravine]

i played 30 game wins 29 and lose 1

[upbeat viper]

#reaction-roles

[faint bear]

duolingo 💀

[quartz ravine]

what is tc

[fierce pivot]

thank you

[keen parrot]

pick the brown one

[nocturne elk]

Time ctrl

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: ATenny vs un3x4ected - https://www.chess.com/daily/game/583820287

[supple delta]

To be honest of you give an 1 a day to hiragana and katakana then you will learn it in 2 days

[keen parrot]

noooo bubsy is a faker

[fierce pivot]

i am not going to be shit colour

[quartz ravine]

want to play a game

[north python]

what happens if you share a discord link in this server

[fierce pivot]

i am BRILLIANT

[primal shore]

How i start when I learn a language is learn the alphabet, pronunciation and letter conjuction then you can pretty much pronounce a word well by reading alone

[supple delta]

Nah that app is not good for learning languages to be honest

[fierce pivot]

explode

[grim edge]

Oof am so inconsistent it took me 2 weeks to lesrn HALF of the hiragana

[stable mirage]

🥐

[nocturne elk]

Yeah I mean what time control do u want for the game lol

[supple delta]

Atleast that's. My opinion

[faint bear]

ik i was joking

[grim edge]

Where gif.

[quartz ravine]

10 min

[faint bear]

its good for a basic a1 level

[grim edge]

Yoo i never knew that

[faint bear]

at max

[supple delta]

Daam 💀

[drowsy crypt]

I think watching content in other languages is good enough

[supple delta]

Definitely

[drowsy crypt]

Unless you touch grass

[nocturne elk]

Okay sure send me unrated on CC
@ is “Google”

[supple delta]

Yes at max 😅

[faint bear]

having a teacher in the chosen language can help

[upbeat viper]

how to beat a former 2156 fide ?

https://tenor.com/bSvZm.gif

[keen parrot]

former means he is washed

[upbeat viper]

help

[grim edge]

Bribe them

[faint bear]

everyone makes mistakes

[upbeat viper]

he's still 2k tho'

[quartz ravine]

is this your account

[grim edge]

Am 2k elo
[Real]

[keen parrot]

well you're like 1700 right

[nocturne elk]

Yeah

[fierce pivot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/800334373659475978/1168107283394347018/board.gif?ex=65508fae&is=653e1aae&hm=12558865d2171342b3fc311f9b37a67187a2ee3dee5bc4ac8dbbc4feec0a2f85&

[keen parrot]

you got a fighting chance, just play your best

[quartz ravine]

Google

[upbeat viper]

(should be but I'm still underrated)

[north python]

im kinda bad at chess lol

[upbeat viper]

yeah yeah

I'm scared

[fierce pivot]

this will be painful for some viewers. proceed with caution.

[drowsy crypt]

Technically speaking a bat should do the trick

[faint bear]

you can defeat a 2156 fide by playing well

[nocturne elk]

I’m not kidding u can search me up

[keen parrot]

well take it as an opportunity to perform to your true rating

[upbeat viper]

the guy is scary

[keen parrot]

i love to be underrated cause i can perform

[supple delta]

I'm also soo inconsistent with my language and other stuff that it's getting in my way of me becoming the main character

[quartz ravine]

ok wait i will send

[grim edge]

This game is making me itch...

[drowsy crypt]

If being overrated is a skill issue, what's being underrated?

[keen parrot]

play more issue

[grim edge]

🌚🌚🌚🌚

[drowsy crypt]

Fair enough

[faint bear]

being overrated is a skill issue of your previous opponents

[fierce pivot]

i know

[faint bear]

not your fault that they dunno how to play

[grim edge]

Dw we have those days too,like my idiotic ass thinking am beth from queen's gambit

[primal shore]

That is also a very important part

[supple delta]

Okay I'll dm you the method o use to learn languages

[fierce pivot]

i speak 4 languages i think thats pretty cool

[grim edge]

Then my ego and imaginative of being a wprld champion suddenly nreaks when i "gambit" my queen.

[drowsy crypt]

I learned english this way

And now i'm here

[grim edge]

Ty!!❤️❤️

[supple delta]

Lol 😅

[keen parrot]

i learnt fluent swedish in half a year just by having it around me in class all the time

[fierce pivot]

i learned mandarin then decided to give up on my dreams and die

so spanish - english - arabic - chess notation for now

[grim edge]

Why does everytime a child learns something they are so fast at learning it and here i am with my rusted brain..

[faint bear]

hungarian english italian team

[supple delta]

I think you will also do pretty good if you are consistent enough

In everything

[drowsy crypt]

Because aging is a skill issue

[normal hatch]

Side effects of being old

[grim edge]

Childrens brains are sponges at a young age

[primal shore]

Chess notation takes about 20 minutes to learn

[drowsy crypt]

Don't age it's that easy

[supple delta]

How old are you?

[faint bear]

at max

[keen parrot]

at most

[primal shore]

ya

[grim edge]

I feel like a boomer even though am only 16💀

Why you shouldnt do bad things around them

[grim edge]

I can speak fluent English

[fierce pivot]

😭 hey dont discredit me

[keen parrot]

anything else?

[supple delta]

That's young

[grim edge]

Yeah, also British

[normal hatch]

That would make me a boomer aswell.

[faint bear]

why whats the average age here

[drowsy crypt]

Because we are boomers

[fierce pivot]

considering the amount of emojis in their name i guess they speak that language too

[grim edge]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHHSGSHSGSGGSGAGGAA

[keen parrot]

14-15

[faint bear]

uhh okay, indian olympic team

[primal shore]

I spoke fluent English in about a year of being around it in class at like...6 years old

[fierce pivot]

im 23

[primal shore]

Then I learnt French in like 1.5

[normal hatch]

Fossil

[supple delta]

I think its 30 😅

[supple delta]

Still young

[drowsy crypt]

Something tells me you are kinda talented for this stuff

[keen parrot]

i mostly got it just cause i interacted a lot with my dads uni colleagues when i was a lil kid

[faint bear]

ppl are old 💀

[supple delta]

30+in my opinion is old

[grim edge]

I learned to speak english by arguing with kids in roblox💀

[faint bear]

20+ = old

[primal shore]

If you're 30 you're young, if you are 40-55 you're younger, if you're 60 you're starting to get up there and I'd say at like late late 60s and up you're old

[covert cosmos]

average age here is probably like 16 or 17

[supple delta]

Best way

[drowsy crypt]

Well languages like spanish french and even italian have some similar words

[keen parrot]

you could be 68 and still live life

[normal hatch]

Je mange un chat

[primal shore]

I'm just a central European 🥱

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3G1YAm52YxIp0jlxalE0hK?si=dce606c712364ca9

[primal shore]

Literally

[faint bear]

ding fan showed up

[keen parrot]

||already sent that one ||

[primal shore]

A 68 year old still got like almost 1/4 of their life left

[faint bear]

you know wassap with ding? why is he gone?

[drowsy crypt]

Well apparently Italians aren't considered whites

[normal hatch]

Thanks Vimun

[grim edge]

Oh

[drowsy crypt]

Like why?

[primal shore]

I consider them white

[normal hatch]

Dingus Enthusiast

[primal shore]

Just...italian white

[grim edge]

They are white

[drowsy crypt]

Yeah but why some people don't?

[primal shore]

Just like most Spaniards are white but spanish white

[supple delta]

Let's do this milli come I'll show you

[keen parrot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1wq1MOQLzKToYb6IjZb52G?si=e96a6559d69c4b8e

[primal shore]

They're dumb

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4xb8JHIN56xixSl6vkSPjm?si=a4b4eea7ea34446e

[primal shore]

Then there are white people

[drowsy crypt]

Fair enough

[worn drum]

I'm tipsy

[keen parrot]

this one is straight fire

[grim edge]

Nice

[fierce pivot]

i lied im actually 15 btw

[primal shore]

white people call Italians not white

[grim edge]

Am preparing for school rn🥲

[faint bear]

some would say normal ppl but i dont wanna get banned again

[supple delta]

That's like child

[fierce pivot]

thats like saying indonesians arent asian

[primal shore]

Majority of people aren't white so...no

[supple delta]

Aweeee well whenever you are free

[keen parrot]

the whole concept of "white" only applies to america anyway

[grim edge]

One of my favourite songs https://open.spotify.com/track/5nEilWBes69DddmknTqJ1x?si=2828b7a66cfd471b

[faint bear]

jk

[fierce pivot]

WHY ARE YOU BLOCKING ME DISCORD

[primal shore]

fr

[keen parrot]

only place they care about race LMAO

[covert cosmos]

completely different but ok

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0VjIjW4GlUZAMYd2vXMi3b?si=11935677febb4cbf I saw this live lol

[fierce pivot]

i learnt english from roblox too lmaooaoa

[keen parrot]

saw the weeknd live nice

[worn drum]

I wanna lick a tree

[grim edge]

Do it

[primal shore]

When you think asian you think East Asian, someone from Türkiye is Asian, someone from sir Lanka is asian

[drowsy crypt]

I think here we don't have that problem

[fierce pivot]

no because italy is in the heart of europe and indonesia is in the heart of asia 😭

[grim edge]

Dew it

[primal shore]

Someone from Indonesia is asian

[grim edge]

I went to the one in London this summer

[toxic plinth]

well i was gonna talk but i saw this. cya

[fierce pivot]

im palestinian and a lot of my government documents classify me as just asian

[keen parrot]

asia is just so damn big

[primal shore]

Because you are

[fierce pivot]

yeah i know i look the part too ive been told

ive been mistaken for filipino a good lot

[keen parrot]

😭

[fierce pivot]

its eurasian

[fierce pivot]

NOOOOOO

[keen parrot]

filipinos might still be asleep post filipino slander

[primal shore]

Majority of it is and if you ask a European they will call Türkiye Asian not European, but yes it is also in Europe

[fierce pivot]

one girl called me an asianfisher once

[keen parrot]

tf is that

[fierce pivot]

pretending to be asian

[primal shore]

Bro what

[fierce pivot]

LMAO

[primal shore]

That's crazy

[drowsy crypt]

Was she high?

[keen parrot]

ah just like my girlfriend 😭

[primal shore]

she a hoe

[fierce pivot]

my dad is LITERALLY hikaru

[worn drum]

i don know wh at i watched

[keen parrot]

dude asian is literally the most common place to be from who tf would fake that

[primal shore]

Wym I'm not pretending

[supple delta]

That's harsh 😅

[keen parrot]

in yo dreams

[primal shore]

She. A. Hoe.

[fierce pivot]

a lot actually..

[keen parrot]

white women moment

[primal shore]

Tf do you get from faking a race

[fierce pivot]

bubsy roblox english

asian fetishes and the rise of kpop has made so many people try to be asian its crazy

[drowsy crypt]

I was about to say that

[fierce pivot]

I SENT THIS 15 MIN AGO WHY DID IT JUST NOW SEND

[keen parrot]

a lot of white dudes like asian girls and ig the white girls are upsetti

[next thorn]

Do you know what's even worse? fetishizing asian countries.

[primal shore]

"Yea I'm Indian so sexy right?"

[supple delta]

She a hoe

[grim edge]

True

[primal shore]

real

[next thorn]

like peeps there have a normal life, no need to glorify it. Looking at the americans here

[keen parrot]

real voice reveal

[supple delta]

Yeah the mix of German and indian it's good 😅

[keen parrot]

also natural disaster survival was the shit

[primal shore]

German and Indian is such an opposite mix

[grim edge]

@keen parrot

[fierce pivot]

the tornado hitting the house the second it started will never not be funny holy shit

[primal shore]

I have a question that could get me banned ima ask

[next thorn]

do it

[keen parrot]

damn nice

[primal shore]

Have you guys ever seen a black east Asian baby?

[grim edge]

Do it

[next thorn]

yeah on yt

[drowsy crypt]

No

[worn drum]

I remember fly hacking in those days

[supple delta]

It's good though

[next thorn]

pretty funny combo tbh

[primal shore]

Are they real

[keen parrot]

nope, if i were black id make one just out of curiosity

[primal shore]

same ong

Like tf would that look like

[drowsy crypt]

The real question is have you saw a black person with natural blonde hair?

[supple delta]

This will not get you banned

[keen parrot]

filipino 💀

[primal shore]

The Asian facial structure with dark skin

[drowsy crypt]

I think genetically that isn't possible

[fierce pivot]

what is this question pls

[primal shore]

Those actually aren't real

[fierce pivot]

they are

[drowsy crypt]

Well i was right about something

[next thorn]

ye

[cinder sky]

yikes

[drowsy crypt]

It happens once in a while

[primal shore]

Only aryians and Scandinavians be having blond hair

[fierce pivot]

albinism, lack of pigment in hair follicles, aging??

[keen parrot]

aw man i was chewing gum and accidentally spit it on the floor

[fierce pivot]

nope, ive seen syrians with blonde hair

[drowsy crypt]

Chew the floor

[supple delta]

Daam

[keen parrot]

its okay i got the most out of it anyway

[fierce pivot]

pick it back up baby 5 second rule WOO

adds FLAOVURE

[keen parrot]

its carpet...

[fierce pivot]

MMM EVEN MORE YUMMY

[primal shore]

Last gum I had was caffinated with the same amount of caffeine as like 3 redbulls

I love my job

[fierce pivot]

man i miss caffeine

[drowsy crypt]

Military gums?

[covert cosmos]

swallow it

[keen parrot]

ahah mine is caffinated too lol

100 mg per gum

[fierce pivot]

STOP I MISS CAFFEINE SO MUCH

[primal shore]

yessir

[next thorn]

why not just consume mint gum?

[keen parrot]

it has mint flavor

[next thorn]

mint gum is elite

[fierce pivot]

i took some before yesterday for my exam so i can stay up and study but it just caused me to pass out for a whole hour and i missed studying even MORE

[primal shore]

Twas mint

[drowsy crypt]

I heard they have a dramatic amount of caffeine

[next thorn]

mint is genuine, others are not

[primal shore]

They do.

I have a mint plant

sometimes I chomp a leaf

[supple delta]

I cant even drink a cup of coffee without flying cause it's too much caffeine for me

[drowsy crypt]

Did you find out after 3 days of not sleeping?

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/cathyasl-goat-tongue-goateat-goat-licking-licking-gif-12340958363470050110

[covert cosmos]

mint

[primal shore]

I did.

They can't give us meth anymore tho so

[drowsy crypt]

Well now i know what to do tomorrow

[primal shore]

Military isn't mandatory in Italy is it?

[drowsy crypt]

It's not anymore

[next thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/goddid-dj-khaled-gif-11860699806522643579

[keen parrot]

damn i need me some of that military gum

[drowsy crypt]

It was

[primal shore]

Thought so

[keen parrot]

lucy can u hook me up

[supple delta]

It Is in German?

[primal shore]

Good luck that shit is expensive

[drowsy crypt]

Lucy the plug

[grim edge]

I tried that before lol

[fierce pivot]

nothing is mandatory if you are brave enough

[grim edge]

hi

[primal shore]

Nope

[grim edge]

I got a massive headache after like half an hour

[supple delta]

Hello

[next thorn]

yeah like just don't pay taxes

[keen parrot]

ah ill just buy the normal ones, you can get 8 100mg for like a dollar

[next thorn]

IRS won't care

[grim edge]

how are yall

[supple delta]

Chilling

[primal shore]

When i was in Australia for 15 days for a military exorcise they gave me 3 packs I used like one and that was still too much

[supple delta]

I thought you where 20 how old are you ?

[next thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/sexy-black-man-thirst-trap-ice-cream-lick-hot-gif-14646541

[grim edge]

same

[primal shore]

17

[drowsy crypt]

I wonder what would've happened if you used all three of them at once

[keen parrot]

bubsy i thought you were a grill

[worn drum]

💀

[grim edge]

ya have dyslexia?

[supple delta]

I remember when I was 17 💀

[quartz ravine]

gg bro it was nice game

[primal shore]

Jesus. That's what.

[grim edge]

You're in the military at 17?

[fierce pivot]

you know how like there are some animals that are both sexes

[primal shore]

yea it's pretty common

[swift panther]

every brazillian i play against are such sore losers 😭😭

[grim edge]

i don't... cuz i am not 17 yet

[drowsy crypt]

Well another thing i can test out

[primal shore]

Yis sorry for bad England 🇬🇪🇬🇪

[fierce pivot]

this is me

[grim edge]

that's georgia

[next thorn]

it ain't real

[fierce pivot]

im dyslexic too

[supple delta]

Why is 13,14 years old on discord ?play outside

[grim edge]

i have adhd

[next thorn]

only thing that is real is what you convince your mind of...

[grim edge]

14

[next thorn]

yeah that is even less real

[primal shore]

Holy fk I just realised something

[fierce pivot]

adhd stands for Amazing Dchess Hplaying Dability

[grim edge]

15 in 4 months

[primal mirage]

damn i played aman, i coulda been 1.5-1.5 but i choked last game -_-

[primal shore]

Someone who's 14 was 11 when the pandemic started-

[supple delta]

Play broo play it's good for you

[grim edge]

na