💬〡general-off-topic

[tired wren]

I'm stuck on 500 in blitz

😕

[fierce pivot]

on purp- wait how did you find my chess username i thought i hid that

[lament jacinth]

Im glad I've told none of you my name

[normal hatch]

Ur gonna die hitting the water

[royal trout]

Hey, your village called – they want their idiot back.

[peak plank]

Lyia

[keen parrot]

i meant steam but i could find your chess one too

[peak plank]

actually the full long one

[lament jacinth]

Nop

[peak plank]

ooor

[fierce pivot]

whats my chess

[keen parrot]

right click on user > apps > chess.com profile

[peak plank]

are we not counting that nick

[lament jacinth]

Nop

[fierce pivot]

no, plane land in worer then u exit

[tired wren]

gorlock the destroyer

[peak plank]

its quite long tbh

ends with an h I remeber

[fierce pivot]

its like that on steam by default cuz i committed fraud on steam

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/globglog-bookworm-gif-21424707

[lament jacinth]

Only 8 letter smh

[fierce pivot]

mods this is a joke

[keen parrot]

whatcha do

[peak plank]

aalliyah

[fierce pivot]

NOOOOOOOO

[tired wren]

plane land in a building, lol

[peak plank]

or smth

[fierce pivot]

i used to milk some groomer for steam giftcards so all my games are bought without me actually putting money on it

[peak plank]

idk

[peak plank]

my name is four letters

[keen parrot]

why do a lot of online girls do this

[distant girder]

[peak plank]

and my full english name is seven

[fierce pivot]

i was 11 he actually groomed me but thats bubsy lore for another day

[normal hatch]

Big money

[distant girder]

anyone for a quick blitz?

[normal hatch]

Bubsy Lore is crazy

[keen parrot]

uhhh aight
if you ever need anyone to talk abt it..

[lament jacinth]

Because stonks

[tired wren]

fr.... every game is a blunder

[keen parrot]

you people are smarter than i thought ong

[distant girder]

dont be mad bro, you gonna be good one day

[fierce pivot]

he be in da jail

[distant girder]

can you send me your chess user?

[keen parrot]

good

[lime lava]

Ive heard that you like eat gum with cutlery

[tired wren]

just gotta play till me elo reaches zero.... then will sky rocket it

[normal hatch]

Robbed and sent to jail. Bro got out-gamered

[royal trout]

If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard

just give up

[distant girder]

i guess the minimum is 100

[tired wren]

demm.... I hope that were the case with exam results too

[fierce pivot]

yo shoutout to bit/bang on chess.com bug reporting team bro replies fast

[distant girder]

lol

[distant girder]

they on pc all day lmao

[keen parrot]

W

[tired wren]

[distant girder]

can you send ur user, i wanna see one of y games

[lime lava]

You are so weak you fought against a fish and you lost

[fierce pivot]

im ANNOYING

[tired wren]

Yashv01

[peak plank]

well...

[tired wren]

I mostly play rapid

[peak plank]

this made the eval +3 @grim edge

[royal trout]

At least I didnt lose to a ant

[grim edge]

that was good game

[peak plank]

ill analyse it dw

[fierce pivot]

do you guys think chess.com bug reporters just scoff when someone rated 400 enters their inbox

[tired wren]

I got an anime character profile

[odd aurora]

I hung mate in 13?

[lime lava]

But why did you try to drown him anyways?

[austere depot]

CAN U FIGHT ME PLS

MY CHEEKS IS TIRED OF WAITING

[peak plank]

NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY UR LOW RATE-

[royal trout]

because You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel

[grim edge]

W game

[austere depot]

I WANNA TRY I WANT TO KNOW HOW FAST I CAN LOSE

[odd aurora]

I’ll demolish you when you beat the people I just beat

[peak plank]

you just hung a pawn early

a pric is a free win for white

[zinc hound]

What's your elo?

[odd aurora]

Tbf he did not play seriously at all, wasted a bunch of time and hung a pawn for no reason

[shy pike]

<@&745328830649991179> i shoplifted once btw 🖕

[austere depot]

Just try please

[grim edge]

W game, too

[keen parrot]

im guessing you heard that duck got muted for a week

[odd aurora]

ty

[peak plank]

I cant say thats wrong

[odd aurora]

1200 smurf, apparently

[peak plank]

you played well but tbh I dont think ur a cheater

[shy pike]

no, i read

[peak plank]

if you are a cheater you cheat well

[austere depot]

I want to know how fast can u beat me just try

[normal hatch]

Personally, Id never lose to a 1200

[odd aurora]

I’m happy af, I beat a 2000 dud

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bongozard

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 273 (451 peak)
Blitz: 125
Bullet: 247

[shy pike]

<@&745328830649991179> hurry i broke a rulee

[normal hatch]

This is why I suggested 3|0.

[grim edge]

@grim edge your London system advice worked btw. Im chasing 1100

[peak plank]

guylo is arguably a worse 2k than I am

[odd aurora]

@grim edge

[fallen valley]

What's going on

[fierce pivot]

chat what do i draw!!

[peak plank]

Strom wants to get himself banned

no

[fallen valley]

Oh okay

[distant girder]

that guy is fkin trying to break all rules

[austere depot]

Dang can u just try u said u will fight me at first

[fallen valley]

Did they do anything to get banned

[tired wren]

well, if you're an experienced player.... can you tell me bout my play style by my recent matches?? 🤔

[normal hatch]

Storm shoplifted. They also wont bring back the seal pfp😠

[distant girder]

so as a good mod u shouldnt ban him

[tired wren]

used /profile

[grim edge]

so no more monkeys? NOOOO

[peak plank]

wtf

wrong reply

[narrow dune]

[odd aurora]

Get to 1000 and dm me later

[grim edge]

papi chulo

[tired wren]

how can I get my profile like this

[peak plank]

Guylo out for blood

[royal trout]

HA finally gave up?

[tired wren]

lolz

[austere depot]

Then why did u say u will fight me at first dawg

[odd aurora]

Apparently cc says you’re 1600

[final gust]

:-/

[tired wren]

I'm a noob at discord too

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> K L (pixelatedwins)

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Name: K L (pixelatedwins)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1002 (1037 peak)
Blitz: 1113 (peak)
Bullet: 1279 (1485 peak)

[distant girder]

you just play good and then you blunder a piece randomly, also study openings

[odd aurora]

@grim edge thoughts on the game

Did you throw purposefully?

Or u just having a bad day

[lime lava]

Look at the level difference
You clearly not on my level, I won anyways

[normal hatch]

Bro is a professional douche bag lmao

[peak plank]

bad day is my guess

everyone has bad days its okay

[grim edge]

bad day for sure

[narrow dune]

I have to leave for class in 10 mins

[royal trout]

Dude Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege

[peak plank]

ill take it for you

[tired wren]

that's the rough idea, ik that too.... was hoping for something detailed

[peak plank]

its because you play the pric

[austere depot]

Tf why do you treat people 1000> like peasants

[peak plank]

bro wtf

[royal trout]

Which means I won

[peak plank]

you are a peasant

[narrow dune]

challenge me to 1 min unrated

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jeffrey (jeffrey)

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Name: Jeffrey (jeffrey)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: True
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1401 (peak)
Blitz: 1401 (1453 peak)
Bullet: 1500 (peak)

[odd aurora]

wait until you go to a chess tourney at a club

[austere depot]

No 😭😭

[odd aurora]

it’s like there’s a social hierarchy there

[peak plank]

in fact, FIDE minumum rating is 1000

[austere depot]

Did u go to a chess Turney before?

[odd aurora]

Yes

[royal trout]

so Don’t get bitter, just get better

[austere depot]

Irl?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> yash verma (yashv01)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: yash verma (yashv01)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 831 (985 peak)
Blitz: 505 (546 peak)
Bullet: 496 (836 peak)

[odd aurora]

If you’re a titled player you’re essentially a god amongst men

[peak plank]

nah not really

[fleet scroll]

I've never had a 3 digit rating. What's it like?

[peak plank]

im a titled player and im garbage

[narrow dune]

my phone fingers will do their best

[peak plank]

actually my title is "professional 1200+"

[austere depot]

Can I get to 500 elo everything then fight you?

[fleet scroll]

should've said ACM, same thing

[odd aurora]

deal, i’ll give u a free knight too

[peak plank]

eh, one you have to pay for

[grim edge]

so what do you guys call Magnus then?

[limpid crystal]

guys, i have reached 1500 from 500 in 8 months, is it good or should i put in more effort

[elfin crag]

hi everybody 👋

[austere depot]

Bet

[zinc hound]

My cousin

[fallen valley]

A sore loser.

[grim edge]

down bad

[fleet scroll]

put in however much effort you want

[tired wren]

clock Gambit inventor

[odd aurora]

When magnus walks in you have to get on your knees or else he’ll instantly make you forget everything you’ve ever known about chess

[grim edge]

for your peace of mind, i will blindly believe you

[austere depot]

Can u show me some of our brilliants?

[odd aurora]

Haven’t had many, I just play solid

[grim edge]

you didnt just call him that

[austere depot]

At least show a single one bro

[odd aurora]

Tactics aren’t my forté

[odd aurora]

I don’t have roles I can’t send images here

[west falcon]

@west falcon

[vivid rover]

Yooooooo

[worn ice]

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[peak plank]

you can connect ur account

[vivid rover]

Wassup guys

[fallen valley]

If I ever had a student that blamed their loss on the fact their opponent was wearing a watch, I would smack them

[grim edge]

Magnus effect. Hmmm i wonder how many male chess players are gay for him

[peak plank]

access to more channels, and image perms after a week @odd aurora

[austere depot]

Buddy we all got the trusted role

[odd aurora]

How long would you have sex with magnus if 1 minute = 1 elo?

[austere depot]

It doesn't need a special role

[austere depot]

Tf

[vivid rover]

Bruh

[odd aurora]

[vivid rover]

Bro ☠️☠️

[austere depot]

If I was a woman at least a week

[tired wren]

lolz, I like botez siss

[normal hatch]

Now thats true motivation to get ur elo up

[peak plank]

are you mayor charzard

[grim edge]

i blamed the song i was listening to when i was playing this morning. would you smack me too?

[peak plank]

oh wait he is

why is he on a new account

[tired wren]

[grim edge]

yeah of course because people can see what you type here...lemme see your phone screen's background. is it magnus?

[peak plank]

why do I have a game vs you then

[fallen valley]

Yeah prolly

[peak plank]

and why was it before you joined the server

@fallen valley you remeber that mayor charzard guy?

[normal hatch]

Detective Pixel

[tired wren]

nahh, it's a plain dark background with a tarot card in the middle

[keen parrot]

ban evasion

[peak plank]

yeah

seems like it

[fierce pivot]

I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH HIKARU LOOKS LIKE MY DAD HOLY CRAP

[peak plank]

👍🏼

nice thx ocean

[normal hatch]

[tired wren]

you wanna see?? 👀

I had to do some changes tho

[grim edge]

i feel like the knight emoji should only be used in this server in place of the 🗿 emoji

[fierce pivot]

ahem sorry wrong screenshot earlier

[keen parrot]

blessed

[tired wren]

tilted it a bit, and the background was white.... to had to change it to dark

[grim edge]

🗿 =

[grim edge]

this question is funny but not appropriate. anyway, i heard magnus is really good at playing one minute blitz. is he a one minute man? lol

[lime lava]

? Wtf
Thats inappropriate

Like 50 min

[rotund glen]

Hey guys I’m back from being muted

[grim edge]

no its chess related

[grim edge]

why is there a tarot card

[rotund glen]

Who wants to see my Fortnite clutch

[grim edge]

Do you live in the Bikini Bottom?

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179>

[tired wren]

I needed something cool yet basic.... and a tarot card seemed to hit the mark

[rotund glen]

Worse has been said here

[lime lava]

Why?

[tired wren]

not sure if I should send it here or pm 🤔

[keen parrot]

that isnt a good thing

[peak plank]

Shit openings refute shit playes

[grim edge]

sure sissy

[narrow dune]

[fallen valley]

Already handled

[grim edge]

seems like youre a bottom

[tired wren]

bro*

[fierce pivot]

jeffy jeffy look

[narrow dune]

wow nice drawing

[keen parrot]

[narrow dune]

[grim edge]

okay little sissy bro

[fierce pivot]

thank u jeffy

[tired wren]

da duck

[narrow dune]

what are you waffling about my friend

[grim edge]

bro he said nothing wrong! SE stands for a custom chess piece that moves like a king but can move 2 in each direction. It means Super Emperor. X just means takes

[fierce pivot]

chat is losing their mind

[keen parrot]

as always

[narrow dune]

bad timing cuz I really need to go to class rn

[grim edge]

did your boyfriend ask for your help?

[rotund glen]

Guys rate this clutch

[grim edge]

for a chess server yall really dont know notation

[silent quest]

Chat got no mind

[narrow dune]

I don’t have a boyfriend but thank you

[grim edge]

thats what all they say

[grim edge]

only the hive mind

[tired wren]

she prolly hit her knee somewhere, so her brain's in a shock

[grim edge]

the hive mind controlls us all

[rotund glen]

Nobody likes it huh

[lime lava]

What does that even mean

[grim edge]

hahahaha no way.. this doesnt count

[narrow dune]

no I have a gf already irl but ty i’m flattered

[keen parrot]

dude you are 18 how do you not know

[silent quest]

Apparently

[rotund glen]

This is like from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar where he is betrayed by the people he’s considered friends because of their bitter jealousy

[grim edge]

okay

[grim edge]

he's 18?

[fierce pivot]

i know, hard to fathom

[lime lava]

Not know what

[rotund glen]

People here give me the silent treatment because they thought they could escape my immeasurable skill in chess but I’m also cracked at Fortnite as well

[narrow dune]

ikr a chess player + twitch/discord mod with a gf, I’m an unprecedented specimen

[keen parrot]

[fierce pivot]

@narrow dune i hope you know eren (magnus smex guy) joined, trash talked, elo bullied, basically brought terror among us and then left

[lime lava]

Whats his name?

[royal trout]

finally decided to give up huh

[tired wren]

[fierce pivot]

AMONG US

[fallen valley]

He was timed out

[fierce pivot]

WOOO

[grim edge]

oh the question

[narrow dune]

ocean doing god’s work

or rather, mod’s work

[silent quest]

How long did it take you to become a mod?

[fallen valley]

I dunno

[narrow dune]

like starting from when lol

[keen parrot]

ocean carrying the mod team this last week

[fierce pivot]

i used to be a mod for the second biggest game on roblox and they fired me cuz i told someone in chat to drink their shampoo

[silent quest]

Since you joined the server?

[fallen valley]

I filled out a two page form and then I was mod like a month later or something

[narrow dune]

since I was born? like 20 years. since I joined the chess community as a viewer? like… 1.5-2 years?

[keen parrot]

||you didnt get any follow up questions in your mail?||

[fallen valley]

Oh yeah that too

[silent quest]

That's pretty quick

[silent quest]

Shampoos might taste good?

[narrow dune]

I started out as a chess.com forum mod then I told richard I have sum discord exp and was like I can help with this server and he was like aight bet and just let me help out

[keen parrot]

based

[fallen valley]

I would rather drink shampoo than mod the forums

[narrow dune]

yeah…. I only check in once in a while tbh. the specialized forum mods have it handled pretty solidly i’d say. I’m more of a twitch and discord person tbh. feels more connected to the community for me.

[restive storm]

[silent quest]

Everyone needs a Spotlight

[scarlet nexus]

What is happening today xd : https://www.chess.com/game/live/93725482125

[worn ice]

Zvoni004 (1870) vs. markadiken (1848)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 f5 3. exf5 Nf6 4. d3 d5 5. Bg5 c6 6. Bxf6 Qxf6 7. Qh5+ g6 8. fxg6 hxg6 9. Qf3 Bb4 10. Qxf6 

[fierce pivot]

this is actually adorable

[fallen valley]

GothamChess is streaming GtE live right now

[scarlet nexus]

Botez Gambit on the 10th move

[keen parrot]

have him blush

[fierce pivot]

wait like electric gran turismo?

[narrow dune]

guess the elo

[keen parrot]

guess the elo 💀

[peak plank]

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP POG

[narrow dune]

i used to watch that series like every day lol

[silent quest]

Same

[peak plank]

GTE is fun

[peak plank]

its like watching V play

[keen parrot]

perfect

[fierce pivot]

oh.. i like cars too much sometimes

[silent quest]

Gahh dayum

[keen parrot]

haha it shows lol

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot if i sent levy my 91 accuracy game do you think he'd guess my elo right

[narrow dune]

ok bye chat I must head to school now

[keen parrot]

i think he would guess quite a lot above your rating

maybe 7-800

[void fjord]

Put a ring pop in his mouth

[silent quest]

Mods go to school?

[narrow dune]

indeedge

[keen parrot]

but dont waste your money on that have me as a coach instead

[thorny lake]

thoughts on london system?

[keen parrot]

boring

[silent quest]

Weird

[void fjord]

I don’t what that is.😯

[peak plank]

Gotham got to the GTE part pog

[tired wren]

idk any openings.... I just play what I feel like 😕

[fallen valley]

GTE TIME Y'ALL

FIRST IN MONTHS

[void fjord]

Exactly because the reality is most won’t become GMs so why try

[fierce pivot]

binky

[silent quest]

The mentality dawg

[tired wren]

mostly the king's or queen's pawn or the knights to attack the centre

[fierce pivot]

how on earth do i submit it

[void fjord]

Yo!!!

[thorny lake]

bro plays fortnite

[keen parrot]

pay money

[tired wren]

IM, GM are just rankings.... who cares about that, I just wanna play and win

[void fjord]

Awahooo!

[tired wren]

wanna learn tbh

[grim edge]

Hi

[tired wren]

ssup 👀

[swift panther]

[fierce pivot]

GUYS WHAT DO I ADD TO HIKARU!

[fierce pivot]

WHY U PLAYING CHESS SIDEWAYS

[grim edge]

lemme tilt my head for this

[tired wren]

just keep taking

[void fjord]

Fr

[swift panther]

Cause the picture looked weird straight 😭

[keen parrot]

a tattoo on his forehead that reads "f5"

[grim edge]

Or grap you pc and do it 90°

[grim edge]

good idea

something to consider moving forward

i like this sticker

[tired wren]

the voice in my mind "sac the queen.... can you sac the queen...." aagh

[grim edge]

Why a baby?

[fierce pivot]

noo hes eating a ringpop

[keen parrot]

perfect lmao ty

[void fjord]

This is how I’m reading shit on the internet from now on:

[silent quest]

Did you draw it yourself?

[grim edge]

Cool

[fierce pivot]

yup :) the queen is traced tho

[void fjord]

Even better it’s a cromeBOOK

[tired wren]

TOO LAZY TO TILT

[silent quest]

Good stuff

[fierce pivot]

not lazy enough to make the text extra bold i guess

[grim edge]

Just do this #

[tired wren]

TOO LAZY FOR THAT TOO

[fallen valley]

GtE is SO back

[tired wren]

actually.... my legs aren't recovered from the leg day

[silent quest]

[tired wren]

so my whole body's feeling clumsy

[grim edge]

Can you give me a mute again so that is dont get disracted and learn for ones

Pls

[fallen valley]

How long

[grim edge]

Eh

Hour?

[peak plank]

then you realize a queen in hung, yeah

[tired wren]

how long in time.... what you thought?? 👀

[void fjord]

Me too pls an hour will do!

[fierce pivot]

no i cant checkmate

[tired wren]

lolz.... can't believe I was bout to laugh at this

[hollow pewter]

Hi

[old karma]

Bong cloud gambit is for sigmas

monkeys bum gambit is for sigmas

[peak plank]

says the 300

[grim edge]

bruh my opponent which was 1100 elo got 40% accuracy

[old karma]

my ni

opinion on my pfp

[rotund glen]

[rotund glen]

[grim edge]

i lovr money

[rotund glen]

Average 14 year old chess player with an elo of 300 and a Patrick Bateman/Andrew Tate pfp

[grim edge]

What rating are you?

[rotund glen]

50

[wild stream]

[grim edge]

why

[old karma]

ow you’re a four-year-old Sun just beat you in a chess game

[grim edge]

bc my pfp?

[rotund glen]

Delete your discord account right now

[old karma]

or what

[rotund glen]

People who cannot differentiate between your and you’re need to get sent to reeducation camps

[grim edge]

I do know how to hack, yes.

[buoyant yarrow]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3sIuyOmC1GWXwfd5SpeS22?si=VmDWB6hQSzG1hAJzRw1GRw

[old karma]

Buddy, is it my fault that I’m using speech to text?

[rotund glen]

Can you hack into the government data frame and find my father

[rotund glen]

Yes

That is stupid as hell why not just text you’ve made yourself out to be even more illiterate

If you need text to speech for typing you need to retake 2nd grade English

[grim edge]

i already know its Maarten Goodman he lives in Alberquercie, New Mexico

[old karma]

im bout to cuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[rotund glen]

Yeah I’m convinced this dude is under 13

[nova trellis]

hi

[rotund glen]

<@&745328830649991179> I’m very certain @old karma is under the legal age to have a discord account based on how he’s acting

[grim edge]

prb not even in secondary yet

[old karma]

dang i thought being zesty was cool even though i already have a phd in physics and astrology

[nova trellis]

lol who

[rotund glen]

Look at the chat and guess

[neon parrot]

1314 elo rapid, I am

[grim edge]

is 1000 elo good for a 1000 elo player?

[nova trellis]

ur nickname

[neon parrot]

💩

[rotund glen]

Ask a harder question we learned that in physical science 1

[neon parrot]

1000 elo is knowing how to move pieces, and how to attack opponent pieces

[old karma]

four and a half billion years

[nova trellis]

man is probably googling

[fallen valley]

No

[rotund glen]

Yeah it took him long enough

[rotund glen]

Hey @old karma I’m certain this dude is too young to be on discord

Like seriously look at his behavior

[old karma]

37 is too young didnt know that

[nova trellis]

just stop acting so immature

[fallen valley]

You have to provide actually evidence for that stuff

[grim edge]

@old karma what is the equation for tan0 ?

[neon parrot]

Uranium-238 (U-238): This isotope has a half-life of 4.47 billion years. It constitutes about 99.284% of natural uranium’s mass1.
Uranium-235 (U-235): This isotope has a half-life of 700 million years. It is less abundant in nature.
Uranium-234 (U-234): This isotope has a half-life of 245,500 years.
Uranium-233 (U-233): This isotope has a half-life of 159,200 years

[fallen valley]

Acting immature is normal for discord users

[old karma]

stop asking me questions

[rotund glen]

I mean you can look at his chat history I’m just saying

[rotund glen]

Okay you got me there

[peak plank]

unfortunately

[nova trellis]

we need to chill guys

[rotund glen]

But still I can guarantee you my man is under 12

[old karma]

No im a proffesor at vcu

[nova trellis]

fair enough

[grim edge]

@old karma any person 13+ can do this

[old karma]

stop asking me questions

[rotund glen]

With a chess elo below 500

[nova trellis]

lol exactly

[rotund glen]

Yeah stop asking him questions these equations are too elementary for genius like him

He is a 37 year old physicist, after all.

[old karma]

i do computer science and i have to grade exams like 24/7 because we do too many of them

[old karma]

proffesor

[nova trellis]

interesting

[rotund glen]

A 37 year old physicist that can’t spell professor

[static tendon]

hi

[nova trellis]

bonjour

[rotund glen]

Guten Morgen

[old karma]

its basically just coding i’m currently teaching them C++

[static tendon]

how's it going

[rotund glen]

This dude is lying out of his ass lol don’t believe anything he says he’s too young to even have a discord profile

[nova trellis]

a middle aged man who needs a gf imagine

[old karma]

i married and have a 6 year old daughter named crystal

[static tendon]

are you talking abt me or the vistos son guy

[keen parrot]

if you think of every girl as your potential partner don't be surprised if you have none

[nova trellis]

lmao man

[peak plank]

💀

[keen parrot]

bros be going around on discord dming everyone with she/her pronouns

[old karma]

virginia Commonwealth University

[nova trellis]

the average iq of majority of discord users are below the room temperature

[peak plank]

obviously a troll

bro wtf

just send the game not the PGN

its not bugged thats jus you

dont send the PGN

[rotund glen]

Vistos son

[static tendon]

ah mb

[old karma]

whats popping

[rotund glen]

@old karma is googling mad hard rn

[nova trellis]

lol

[nocturne elk]

U can save the analysis still

[rotund glen]

Responses

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kids-one-of-us-gif-21904018

Proffesor according to him

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-world-championship-reply-reaction-gif-9455109865065364472

[toxic plinth]

🙏

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[fierce pivot]

you guys talked about chem without me :(

[old karma]

bong cloud gambit

[warped sparrow]

Ill choose to have bonus 700 elo points then sending not embed files on this server

[toxic plinth]

what

[fierce pivot]

guys i showed my dad my hikaru drawing and he agrees with the fact he looks like hikaru

my dad is hikaru

[fierce pivot]

1.e4 2. ke2

[nocturne elk]

[warped sparrow]

my mom is Polgar

[toxic plinth]

thats weird

[warped sparrow]

Im 700 points higher then u

[fierce pivot]

its beautiful. magnus played it before

[warped sparrow]

But u can send not embed files

[nocturne elk]

Solid logic

[warped sparrow]

ok 1200

[nocturne elk]

Road to 1000

[static tendon]

i hate the dumbass accelerated london system

[toxic plinth]

magnus can win with the worst opening in chess. dont suprize me that hes played it

[warped sparrow]

road to 1000 robux

[fierce pivot]

nothing is more surprising than your spelling

[toxic plinth]

what r u rn?

[warped sparrow]

yt ris

[warped sparrow]

800

[static tendon]

why cant they play something normal 😭

[old karma]

im playing rise of kingdoms right now

[toxic plinth]

im 400 more than ur rating 💀

[warped sparrow]

whats ur raiting?

[warped sparrow]

how

[fierce pivot]

bro calm down can you not flex being a 1200 thats embarrassing

[toxic plinth]

add 400 too 800

[toxic plinth]

i didnt ask u

[warped sparrow]

My total is 8k for year

[fierce pivot]

@warped sparrow wait ur 2k rapid what does your nickname mean 😭

[warped sparrow]

yeah, he is flexing that he is 800 lower then my

[warped sparrow]

this

[fierce pivot]

i only have 533 bobux rn im broke

[nocturne elk]

Using rating as an argument, very mature

[fierce pivot]

lovely

[warped sparrow]

ok 1200 calm down

[supple delta]

Hello people

[warped sparrow]

Hello 1500

[fierce pivot]

BOBUX BALLIN

[supple delta]

Sup?

[nocturne elk]

Weird child

[novel moat]

ok 2000 calm down

[fierce pivot]

can you guys stop talking about elos youre all virgins

[nocturne elk]

Who tf behaves like that irl

“2000” but cant read numbers when comparing rating

[normal hatch]

Women Scare me

[warped sparrow]

Do u know that u didnt remove ur elo from ur roles?

[novel moat]

yeah?

[latent oracle]

Hi papi

[warped sparrow]

U actually calmed me down

[warped sparrow]

Hi 100

[normal hatch]

Wsp balls😎

[fierce pivot]

staring at ligma balls 2000 elos in chat (im 2700 WGM)

https://tenor.com/view/alonso-fernando-alonso-formula1-f1-aston-martin-gif-27599415

[warped sparrow]

So u re Judit Polgar?

OMG JUDIT I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE U

OMG JUDIT POLGAR IN THE CHAT

[fierce pivot]

im bubsy

[wild stream]

Hi, I'm a 870 and I have just played a 760. When I played him I was 825. If I lost that game I would have lost 65 POINTS OF ELO, and a draw would be 10 POINTS OF ELO. Is that normal?

[warped sparrow]

ehm'

[fierce pivot]

im palestine's first wgm

[warped sparrow]

The guest of the final episode is Judit Polgar, one of the most inspiring persons in chess, the strongest female chess player of all time, the only woman to have surpassed 2700 Elo and to be ranked in the top ten of all chess players.

[latent oracle]

Cool

What about you papai

[fierce pivot]

urmmm no im better

[warped sparrow]

Is it like near Mexico of something?

[fierce pivot]

i actually played judit and she resigned

[nocturne elk]

Yeah probably at the beginning the deviation is higher

[warped sparrow]

I actually gave an american a non existing country and he said its malta

@grim edge

[wild stream]

so the next 50 to 60 games I would be playing for +45 points of elo and -65 POINTS?

That's wild

[nocturne elk]

Nope not that many lul

[fierce pivot]

ugh chat boring without @keen parrot

[wild stream]

Okay.

[fierce pivot]

UGH I JUST HATE IT WHEN CHESS CHAT IS TALKING ABOUT CHESSS!

[keen parrot]

fr, i was eating dinner but I'm done soon

[fierce pivot]

BRITHSSH?!?!?

[keen parrot]

thank God I'm not

[wild stream]

how do you say it then?

[fierce pivot]

speak english ma'am

oh

britishsh

ughhhhhhh i need new msuici

im gonna go make mac n cheese byebye chat

[wild stream]

I'm really asking it and I'm waiting for an answer

[cyan plume]

Bottle of water one

[keen parrot]

bye

[grim edge]

Staller gambit: sore loser variation

[next thorn]

africa

[wild stream]

asia

[grim edge]

europe

[swift panther]

Wtf streaks

[normal hatch]

Bro just letting chat know his fetishes

[fallow delta]

yall I'm on an 11 game win streak, will chess.com be suspicious?

[normal hatch]

no

[fallen valley]

Are you cheating?

[wild stream]

are you cheating?

[fallow delta]

No ofc not

[wild stream]

then, I guess not

[fallen valley]

Then why would anyone be suspicious

[wild stream]

don't lose now on purpose

[safe acorn]

Come play

If you're telling the truth

[wild stream]

He is 1676

[fallow delta]

wdym

against you??

[safe acorn]

Yea

I beat you to death

[fallow delta]

ok dms?

[wild stream]

I feel that 500-999 rated is a big range. It should be 500-699, 700-999

[safe acorn]

Nah

Join

[fallow delta]

just give me your chess.com

I'll make it quick

[safe acorn]

https://play.chess.com/p473J

[wild stream]

don't send here

send in dms, now everyone can join.

[safe acorn]

Quick

[wild stream]

what's your chess.com name?

quick

[primal shore]

@wild stream their cc username is alireza_924

[wild stream]

what's your chess.com name?

[wild stream]

thanks!

[normal hatch]

🛢️

[wild stream]

Alireza already losing

[fleet scroll]

chess is pain

quit now before it's too late

[normal hatch]

Im a masochist

[wild stream]

Truth

alireza is now winning

THAT PLOTWIST GOT ME

[neat zinc]

e

[viral epoch]

Game review

[zinc hound]

@viral epoch

Can you review my game

[viral epoch]

Send the link

[primal shore]

@viral epoch ily

[viral epoch]

Lyt Luky

[glacial fulcrum]

2.718281828459045....

[neat zinc]

nice

now

[drowsy crypt]

Hi guys

How's it going?

[safe acorn]

Loool

[neat zinc]

2**½

[safe acorn]

I won wait

[wild stream]

OMG

[safe acorn]

Is he a noob

[zinc hound]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/92172702531

[worn ice]

Theonege (1124) vs. thiagogumiere (1089)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Nf3 e6 4. d4 Be7 5. dxc5 Bxc5 6. Be2 e5 7. O-O Nge7 8. Bc4 a6 9. Ng5 O-O 10. Bxf7+ Rxf7 11. Nxf7 Kxf7 12. Qf3+ Kg8 13. Bg5 Qf8 14. Qxf8+ Kxf8 15. Bxe7+ Bxe7 16. Nd5 Bc5 17. Nc7 Rb8 18. Kh1 d6 19. f4 Ke7 20. fxe5 Nxe5 21. Nd5+ Ke6 22. Nc7+ Kd7 23. Nd5 b5 24. c3 a5 25. b4 axb4 26. cxb4 Bd4 27. Rad1 Ba7 28. Rc1 Kd8 29. Rf8+ Kd7 30. Rc7+ Ke6 31. Re7# 

[safe acorn]

Or he's a cheater

[wild stream]

Great level of play and skill!!! Why aren't you a 2000?

[safe acorn]

Idk

[glacial fulcrum]

Hmmm, what this means?

[fallow delta]

run it back

[safe acorn]

Be honest

Are you fair to play

[fallow delta]

yeah wdym

[safe acorn]

@fallow delta look man

[grim edge]

Thanks Duolingo, now I can speak Japanese

[safe acorn]

If I play 100 times I win

Don't bother

Okey next person

[fallow delta]

Scared??

[safe acorn]

A 2000+ please

[neat zinc]

it's a power of 2 with 1/2 exponent

[lucid wraith]

.

[fallow delta]

I think you're scared but ok...

[glacial fulcrum]

Oh ok

[safe acorn]

Oh fk

[glacial fulcrum]

Basically sqrt of 2

[safe acorn]

Lemme beat your ass again

I'm black this time

[fallow delta]

Always works!

[neat zinc]

Yes

[fallow delta]

lmao let's go

[wild stream]

Alireza's ego 📈

[safe acorn]

@fallow delta https://play.chess.com/bzwZG

[fringe heron]

Guys, We need one person for our 4-person maze chess game. Can anyone come?

[wild stream]

cyborg blundering again

[lavish saddle]

lol

[wild stream]

how is a 1000 beating a 1700 so easily

[old karma]

monkeys bum gambit

[broken portal]

i beat a 1700 be4, its not that crazy

[neat zinc]

I wanna play wall opening against a high rated player

[wild stream]

from a 10 min game the 1000 has 8 min and the 1700 4 and they are in move 20

[broken portal]

so

[wild stream]

Never mind, I confused with black and white

[neat zinc]

I wanna spectate

[normal hatch]

Womp Womp

[neat zinc]

gib nickname of any of those 2

[wild stream]

1000 is still winning

[neat zinc]

@wild stream what's Alireza chess nickname

[signal ferry]

what was i doing

[wraith saddle]

Hello

[wild stream]

Alireza_924

[neat zinc]

ty

[wraith saddle]

I don't want to go to school tmrw so I am trying to get a fever

[signal ferry]

i played against him

i won

[wild stream]

and 1700 blundered mate in 2

[broken portal]

?? just call in sick

[wraith saddle]

I bathed with cold water but it doesn't seem to have any effect

[safe acorn]

Okey zoomer

[signal ferry]

*1.70 elo

[wraith saddle]

despite being 15 C

[safe acorn]

That was ok

[wraith saddle]

any tips?

[neat zinc]

now my turn

[fallow delta]

you're cheating buddy 😭

[safe acorn]

You play like a 950 but

[neat zinc]

2 1k elo players playing

[nocturne elk]

See a dr

[neat zinc]

cmere

[fallow delta]

nah you're cheating

[safe acorn]

[wraith saddle]

I want to get a fever

overnight

[safe acorn]

You're the only cheater in here

It's just my co account

[wraith saddle]

Any help on how to get fever

[neat zinc]

@safe acorn let's play I wanna try the wall opening with u

[fallow delta]

you're not triple digits i can tell you that 😂

[wild stream]

And I wanted to be 1000 by the end of december? They are going to humble me so bad 😢

[fallow delta]

ggs though you're good fr

[nocturne elk]

Just have a “headache” why do u need a real fever?

[wraith saddle]

Headache is not effective

My father is a doc

[nocturne elk]

😂

[wild stream]

ALIREZA GOT BRILLIANT

[wraith saddle]

He would just tell me to take medicine

Bro I'm serious

[nocturne elk]

Run a marathon right now

[normal hatch]

Take heroin

[nocturne elk]

You will be in so much discomfort lol

[wild stream]

Chess.com guess of Alireza's Elo: 1950 - Actual Rating: 1000

[nocturne elk]

Inflammation

[wraith saddle]

I was successful in getting a cough and flu

[safe acorn]

Thanks

[nocturne elk]

Just run a marathon while sleep deprived

[safe acorn]

[nocturne elk]

Or any rigorous exercise

[neat zinc]

I mean he just said it's an alt

[nocturne elk]

It is a horrible idea lol

[safe acorn]

[wraith saddle]

It's night here

[safe acorn]

[strong blaze]

@grim edge

[cedar osprey]

No cheating accusations please. Use the report button

[wild stream]

I said it for real. Bxh2+ was a brilliant

[normal hatch]

Ur cheating 100%

[safe acorn]

Ikr

[neat zinc]

he lost why would he even be cheating kek

[safe acorn]

Does anybody +2300 wanna play

[cedar osprey]

[wraith saddle]

Please somebody help me how to get fever

[neat zinc]

I beat duolingo can I play

[strong blaze]

Play the london

[neat zinc]

based

[wraith saddle]

I'm serious

[strong blaze]

me too

[wraith saddle]

Please

[neat zinc]

take cold shower -12°C

[nocturne elk]

Eat 5 bags of potato chips and dont drink any water and straight to bed

[safe acorn]

@fallow delta ggs bud
I forgot to mention this

[wild stream]

I'm 870 and I also beat it

[wraith saddle]

Its like 17 C here and I took a cold shower

[neat zinc]

e

[wraith saddle]

but it is not effective

[wild stream]

That would get you to vomit

[nocturne elk]

It usually gets me a sore throat ngl

[wild stream]

have you done it?

[wraith saddle]

I already have a sore throat

[nocturne elk]

Not 5 though just 2-3

I actually like the chips

[wild stream]

you are crazy

[wraith saddle]

Can somebody give me some tips that would be effective

[nocturne elk]

Lol very classy of u huh

[primal shore]

I can't even eat a single bag of potatoe crisps without vomiting

[primal shore]

Blunder less

[keen parrot]

how big is the bag

[safe acorn]

You mean we don't have anyone above 2200 in here

[nocturne elk]

Without even knowing the weight or whatever, just calling names

[wraith saddle]

No on how to get fever overnight

[safe acorn]

Come on

[keen parrot]

[primal shore]

avverage commocerial size

[wild stream]

2-3 bags of chips is crazy

[safe acorn]

@primal shore do you want to play?

[keen parrot]

i cant eat an entire bag either

[compact mantle]

What are the biggest cons to triangle defense tilt

[primal shore]

Sleep under your blankets with your window shut

[keen parrot]

wtf is triangle defense

[safe acorn]

I want to play my Last game

[compact mantle]

Nooteboom

[nocturne elk]

You dont know the size of them or the context so dont be so sure of yourself lmfao

I didnt say jumbo packs

[wild stream]

Lit the most stupid but true answer

[wraith saddle]

It's winter here and I'm

[compact mantle]

e6 d5 c6 take on c4 and fight for your life

[wraith saddle]

sleeping in my blanket

[compact mantle]

Against queens gambit

[keen parrot]

sorry i dont play hope chess

[wild stream]

speed run of suffocation

[compact mantle]

It’s objectively equal

[safe acorn]

Dude isn't even answering

[keen parrot]

i just went outside without a jacket on, its negative degrees

[wraith saddle]

Can someone help me for god's sake

[primal shore]

A triangle defense is slav/London, colle, etc

[keen parrot]

yeah lmao i dont play those 😭

[fierce pivot]

guys i tried mac n cheese and i dont like it :(

[wild stream]

1. e4 - c5 2. Resign.

[primal shore]

Last night I took out the rubbish sockless in shorts and a crop top

[compact mantle]

What do you play for black against queens gambit tilt

[wild stream]

okay

[keen parrot]

northern genes (im not romanian) 💪

[wraith saddle]

No. I need to get a fever

[compact mantle]

Can’t relate

[austere depot]

Why did I lose I got 1 second on the clock? Chess.com is on drugs bro

[fallow delta]

Ok Mr.Mod 🤓👌

[wild stream]

put phone in at 1cm of your face for 1h

[primal shore]

Northern genes (I'm def not german) 💪

[keen parrot]

she could say take out the trash but she would never take me out

[primal shore]

what

[compact mantle]

She would beat your ass probably

[wraith saddle]

Please somebody help this kid to get fever

[compact mantle]

Lucy can fight

[keen parrot]

in a fight? for sure

im not even going to argue on that

[compact mantle]

How else bruh😭

[silent quest]

Ahaha

[keen parrot]

well not in chess

[primal shore]

I'd take tilt out in a fight but he was meaning romantically

[compact mantle]

Touché

[austere depot]

Nuh uh

[wraith saddle]

Can somebody help me to get fever overnight

any tips

[bright glade]

why

[keen parrot]

go run outside naked for an hour

[austere depot]

Tf

[wraith saddle]

I need to skip school

[keen parrot]

it wont give you fever but it would be funny

[bright glade]

why

[primal shore]

close your windows, drink/eat very hot things, have a very hot shower/bath, sleep very bundled up

[safe acorn]

At last for a guy like this one

[austere depot]

Sleep inside the fridge

[silent quest]

Absolutely, also do record and send so we can laugh

[keen parrot]

i do that already and almost never get fever

[wraith saddle]

I just want to

[compact mantle]

Weak

[primal shore]

same kek

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-paul-not-funny-basket-ball-gif-11849795

[bright glade]

lame ass excuse

[primal shore]

except in germany we have this thing where in winter we open all the windows bi-hourly

[wraith saddle]

I had a sore throat and a lil weakness all day amd couldn't do my homework

[keen parrot]

my room has shit isolation so if i open the window for 10 minutes it will be cold the whole night

[primal shore]

mine too

But I'm oki with that

[wraith saddle]

Yeps

[keen parrot]

sounds like a lot of weakness

[wraith saddle]

I'm skinny guy

[primal shore]

and then you complain about having bad grades

[keen parrot]

yeah i've come to terms with it too

[fleet sigil]

immerse yourself in an ice water tank till your body temperature drops

[safe acorn]

Maybe he's a pornstar

[main plaza]

hello everyone

[primal shore]

May be

[keen parrot]

he is most likely not of age

[wraith saddle]

I was dengue positive for a week

[safe acorn]

[primal shore]

I TAKE IT BACK HE IS DEFINITELY NOT.

[austere depot]

Fr

[silent quest]

That was unnecessary, that factor doesn't come into play stop making excuses pal

[compact mantle]

So?

[safe acorn]

@wraith saddle how old are u jordi

[nocturne elk]

Lmfao then why is your dad forcing u to school

[compact mantle]

🌝

[safe acorn]

Whut

Come on

[austere depot]

U was?

[nocturne elk]

So if that is in the past how is it relevant 😭

[safe acorn]

Don't delete the message

[austere depot]

Tf

[compact mantle]

L

[keen parrot]

its a valid question

[primal shore]

I'm pretty sure they can't appear in adult made content

[compact mantle]

I got locked out once

I aint modding fo sho

[keen parrot]

okay thats good

[wraith saddle]

According to a blood test I have started to recover my platelets

[safe acorn]

Who wants a super reaction

[keen parrot]

not me

[fleet sigil]

Delete yo shit quick

[wraith saddle]

But our teacher never believes in us

[keen parrot]

mods already know cause it shows up in automod

[primal shore]

Or something specifically adult oriented, I think in films with s scenes they can be there

[safe acorn]

I don't mean it

[keen parrot]

hi daily

[safe acorn]

Just kidding

[nocturne elk]

Lmao at this rate just fake a mental breakdown if your dad is that OP at lie detection

[austere depot]

Platelets u were a plate tf(seriously what tf is that supposed to mean)

[cedar osprey]

@keen parrot There was a reason that was automodded... Delete that now and don't bring it up again thanks

[keen parrot]

[rocky vale]

@keen parrot Tilt the real

[primal shore]

Tf is a platelet

[keen parrot]

time to change topic of conversation guys

[compact mantle]

Fr @keen parrot bad tilt

[wraith saddle]

I told my parents this but they said tell the teacher that you were ill

[nocturne elk]

Little plates

[austere depot]

I am not the science guy

[compact mantle]

Youth prison

[keen parrot]

bill nye

[nocturne elk]

Like the clotting thingy in your blood right

[primal shore]

Deadass.

[safe acorn]

Anybody wanna play

[keen parrot]

what is a platelet im curious too

oh that

[primal shore]

oh

[austere depot]

BUDDY NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IS A 🍽️LET

[compact mantle]

It’s like that thing you put your paint on to put your pencil on

[primal shore]

didn't know the name in English

[wraith saddle]

Can anyone just help me get a fever

[keen parrot]

Son, I can read your messages on the Discord. Come downstairs right now.

[nocturne elk]

Wait what

[austere depot]

Go sleep in the fridge the duck

[primal shore]

bro go to sleep. Stop trying to skip school and get a life

[nocturne elk]

I dont understand lmfao

[primal shore]

Actually ykw you want my advice

[wraith saddle]

I'm 15 and a CS student and Ik what platelets are

[compact mantle]

Lucy lowkey spitting facts instead of stray insults

[safe acorn]

Ayy pethatic

[primal shore]

@wraith saddle go on your local bus or subway, or even stairs, and lick a railing or handle

[austere depot]

Here's an easier one,try to get your parents divorced

[wraith saddle]

Computer Science

[keen parrot]

and catch 4 stds

[safe acorn]

New generation man

[compact mantle]

Maybe xbox computers

[primal shore]

And hopefully a fever

[wraith saddle]

I'm

[safe acorn]

Be a Man @wraith saddle

[primal shore]

Do it

[nocturne elk]

Constructed irregularly?

[austere depot]

Buddy he's a child how didn't u realize yet

[wraith saddle]

Just learning the basic stuff like Pseudo code and stuff

[compact mantle]

Probably he learning how to scam instead

[austere depot]

Wait computer science at 15?

[wraith saddle]

I'm doing O Levels

[primal shore]

I mean computer science is in the Canadian curriculum at I think 13?

[safe acorn]

Whattttttt

[nocturne elk]

Isnt that 16 ?

[primal shore]

Not a major ofc but still

[austere depot]

No way

[primal shore]

yea

[compact mantle]

Yeah that was misleading

[primal shore]

Mhm, basic coding and whatnot

ya

[austere depot]

Ban this kid he's younger than 15

[primal shore]

It's part of maths class

[wraith saddle]

I can make websites using HTML

[primal shore]

Guess we banning half the server

[compact mantle]

W still

[safe acorn]

Melde diesen Kerl

[austere depot]

That's the way

[wraith saddle]

I'm going to turn 15 on 23 November

[compact mantle]

Idc young people a headache

[primal shore]

Anyone with a pulse can make a website

[safe acorn]

[keen parrot]

good

[austere depot]

So you're 14?

[wraith saddle]

I learned that in 5th grade

[primal shore]

Bro is 14 lmaooo

[keen parrot]

having kids gonna be wild

[compact mantle]

Tell me abt it

[primal shore]

I ain't having kids

[safe acorn]

@clever bay Heya
Are you up for a game

[primal shore]

I'd be the worst parent

[keen parrot]

imagine dealing with a kid every hour every day, i dread it and am also looking forward to it