💬〡general-off-topic

[covert cosmos]

your shit must taste good

[keen parrot]

picky eaters

[zinc hound]

Yeah I don't eat my own shit

[covert cosmos]

pickle is literally just cucumber with flavour

[zinc hound]

I'm picky because I don't like gobbling poo out of a toilet

[elfin crag]

someone help with my homework

[nocturne elk]

I added u

[zinc hound]

I don't eat cucumbers

[covert cosmos]

chatgpt

[elfin crag]

bruh i play chess better than he does math

sin36⁰=?

[covert cosmos]

why you asking for help here

use a calculator smh

[zinc hound]

True

Or sites that have answers to your questions

[covert cosmos]

idk what sin is but isnt that just 1

[elfin crag]

sights?

[covert cosmos]

because power thingy

[elfin crag]

no

[zinc hound]

Typo D:

[grim edge]

who wants play blitz ?

[covert cosmos]

if you know why are you asking us

[zinc hound]

You should ping every role to ask

[elfin crag]

there is gonna be someone smort

[glacial fulcrum]

sin36=2sin(18)cos(18)
You know that sin 18 is (sqrt(5)-1)/4

[vague burrow]

0.5878

i think

[glacial fulcrum]

Now calc

[covert cosmos]

bye chattt

[elfin crag]

how?

[glacial fulcrum]

Can be proved using geometry

Or wait

[zinc hound]

It's pretty sad how many children get the question 40 + 40 x 0 + 1 wrong

[glacial fulcrum]

Leme search in notes

[elfin crag]

much?

[glacial fulcrum]

I have photo

[pallid plinth]

0

[glacial fulcrum]

But I cant send it

[zinc hound]

Real and true

[pallid plinth]

Pemdas?

[elfin crag]

no need i'll just gooooooooooogle

[zinc hound]

The main answer people get is 1 sadly

[vague burrow]

when i sent chat went ded

[pallid plinth]

It's 41...

[zinc hound]

That's the sad part

[pallid plinth]

Just did it in calculator

[zinc hound]

People don't know pemdas

[vague burrow]

u dumb

[zinc hound]

What's 9+10

[pallid plinth]

21?

[zinc hound]

Correct

[grim edge]

Huh?

[pallid plinth]

Lol

[grim edge]

How is that correct

[zinc hound]

Because 9+10 is 21?

[grim edge]

Okay what is 1+1 then?

[pallid plinth]

3

[vague burrow]

Its 41 (because of BODMAS/PEDMAS for the 9 year old's that means Bracket of division multiplication addition subtraction and u have to follow in that order . ps. i suck at explaining)

[zinc hound]

3

[primal shore]

Gotta support the small chess content creators

[grim edge]

Do you guys have maths on school?

[vague burrow]

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

[pallid plinth]

Geometry...

[keen parrot]

this is such a levy thumbnail

[zinc hound]

17!

[primal shore]

Unsurprisingly only 511 views smh

[grim edge]

i joined this server not just because i like chess, but to also leave you with this
a knight is really just a longer range pawn, it attacks one up or down, then diagonally.
so if u think about it, the knight is a pawn on a horse.

[grim edge]

That is pi not 1+1

[zinc hound]

Pie is food idiot

[grim edge]

NO MATHS NOT GAME

[zinc hound]

Do you are have the stupid

[steady blaze]

nah its mathematical as well not only food bruh

[grim edge]

attacks like a pawn just it can go sideways and backwards too

[keen parrot]

fell off

[primal shore]

Pond can only move forward, Knight doesnt

[grim edge]

This english?

[zinc hound]

Geometry is a subject

💀

[vague burrow]

huh then it gotta be 1.41421356237

[steady blaze]

ready? @nocturne elk

[zinc hound]

Yeah

[steady blaze]

good luck 😄

[quiet sparrow]

YALL

[zinc hound]

U2

[steady blaze]

we playin 1 min bullet games

[quiet sparrow]

I GOT A BRILLIANT AND 5 GREAT MOVES IN 1 GAME

[zinc hound]

Cool

[quiet sparrow]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/93715238863

[worn ice]

Athenahasrizz (1083) vs. samanmirzaeii (1058)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd8 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. Be2 h6 6. h3 Bh5 7. d3 Nf6 8. Bf4 Nc6 9. Qd2 e5 10. Bxe5 Bxf3 11. Bxf6 Qxf6 12. Qe3+ Be7 13. Bxf3 O-O 14. Nd5 Qxb2 15. O-O Bg5 16. Qc5 Rfe8 17. Nxc7 Be7 18. Qc4 Ne5 19. Qb3 Nxf3+ 20. gxf3 Qf6 21. Nxa8 Rxa8 22. Qxb7 Rd8 23. Rab1 Qg5+ 24. Kh1 Bd6 25. Rg1 Qf5 26. Rg4 h5 27. Rg2 Qxh3+ 28. Kg1 Rb8 29. Qxb8+ Bxb8 30. Rxb8+ Kh7 31. Rg3 Qf5 32. c4 h4 33. Rg4 h3 34. Rh4+ Kg6 35. Rb5 h2+ 36. Kxh2 Qxd3 37. Rg4+ Kh7 38. Rb7 Qxf3 39. Rh4+ Kg6 40. Rb5 Qxf2+ 41. Kh3 Qe3+ 42. Kh2 Qd2+ 43. Kh3 Qd7+ 44. Rg4+ Kh7 45. Rh5+ Kg8 46. Kg3 Qc7+ 47. Kf3 g6 48. Rh6 Qc6+ 49. Kg3 a5 50. Rgh4 Kf8 51. Rh8+ Ke7 52. Rf4 Qd6 53. Kf3 Qd3+ 54. Kg4 f5+ 55. Kg5 Kf7 56. Rh7+ Kg8 57. Rfh4 Qe3+ 58. Kxg6 Qe6+ 59. Kg5 Qe7+ 60. Kxf5 Qc5+ 61. Ke6 Qxc4+ 62. Ke5 Qxa2 63. Rh8+ Kf7 64. R4h7+ Kg6 65. Rh6+ Kg7 66. R8h7+ Kg8 67. Ra7 a4 68. Rhh7 Qb2+ 69. Ke4 Qb4+ 70. Kd3 Qd6+ 71. Kc3 Qe5+ 72. Kb4 Qg7 73. Rhxg7+ 

[primal shore]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[keen parrot]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[steady blaze]

copyingTM has started respoding :/

[zinc hound]

Having that shit on copy is crazy

[keen parrot]

respoding :/

[quiet sparrow]

ugh

[zinc hound]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result. ™

[quiet sparrow]

just let me enjoy my small victory damn

[quiet sparrow]

LUCY NOT YOU TOO

[drowsy crypt]

Time to copy that

[steady blaze]

Error: brain has stopped respoding with code 3009921

[vague burrow]

My bro is 1k elo let him live hismoment

see the excietement in his face

[grim edge]

yeah, its a stronger pawn, the way it attacks is very similar, just able to move back and side to side

@zinc hound question is Afrika a land or continent

[torpid bobcat]

both

[quiet sparrow]

countyr

[zinc hound]

Africa?

That's a city

[quiet sparrow]

I cant with these people

[quiet sparrow]

learn how to spell dumbass

[grim edge]

Do you even know what Afrika is

[torpid bobcat]

no

[primal shore]

Afrika? The state?

[desert hull]

what I'm doing rn

[quiet sparrow]

get a job gogy

[grim edge]

Sorry my English is not the best

[quiet sparrow]

LUCY HOW COULD YOU

[torpid bobcat]

how is it a state

[zinc hound]

Id say brilliant moves are just little motivation boosts tbh

[primal shore]

Afrika is how to spell Africa in one of the most common African languages

[vague burrow]

I need to put acid in my eyes after this game

[primal shore]

In the US ofc

[zinc hound]

Yeah man it's the city in Texas

Smh

It's the city in Austin

[keen parrot]

city in city yes

[primal shore]

Those exist

[vague burrow]

nah the city

[primal shore]

There's like 7 cities inside Tokyo

That make up the greater Tokyo area

Same with NYC

[keen parrot]

i guess its ambiguous

[torpid bobcat]

isn't tokyo itself a city

[vague burrow]

i grew up in afrika , texas

[grim edge]

I dont have words any more so bye

[primal shore]

And Toronto

[zinc hound]

You just can't deal with our immense intelligence smh

[primal shore]

The actual part that is Tokyo is small compared to what is referred to as tokyo

I gtg to class bai chat

[keen parrot]

cya

[zinc hound]

Cya Lucas

[grim edge]

Do you still think that ussr still exists?

[zinc hound]

You mean the city in Illinois

[grim edge]

Do you even know what there is outside USA

Hiii Lucy

[zinc hound]

It's pretty funny, no matter how many questions I get wrong, my numbers are higher than yours

[keen parrot]

she just left 😭

[torpid bobcat]

is it exist then war between ukrain and russia is not happening

[exotic wedge]

Bro chess is just not fun anymore

[grim edge]

😢

[golden horizon]

hi

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5hM5arv9KDbCHS0k9uqwjr?si=b905f1b043234a1b

[keen parrot]

great song

[grim edge]

No im asking him i want to know if he knows history and geography

[grim edge]

I know 🫶

[zinc hound]

Yeah I know it's a country in Georgia

[torpid bobcat]

i think that he thinks that world is founded by americans

[proven sapphire]

w song. so is "the less i know the better"

[grim edge]

Which school are you going

Currently installing pinterest on my computer

[zinc hound]

Graduated last year

[grim edge]

I'll have a look thanks

[torpid bobcat]

then just take money back from the university

[grim edge]

Oh I know this song

[zinc hound]

I graduated from high school last year I mean

[shy pike]

Why

[grim edge]

Guy

[torpid bobcat]

so take money from school

[zinc hound]

Fym why

[grim edge]

Gojo Or Sukuna

[grim edge]

And what did you learn on that school

[zinc hound]

Fym what did I learn lmao

[grim edge]

It's already in some of my playlists

[toxic plinth]

Nothing. Getting a job instead of school will benifit you so much more

[zinc hound]

I learned to be better than you at chess 🥱

[shy pike]

why did you..

[grim edge]

What does fmy even mean

[toxic plinth]

Gojo

[shy pike]

fck you mean

[torpid bobcat]

didn't watch jjk

[grim edge]

Good morning! It's a beautiful day to be gay!

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Nah bro what

[zinc hound]

As someone who read the manga, gojo is a fraud fr

[toxic plinth]

What

[zinc hound]

Jo-goat solos all fiction

[grim edge]

gojo is a FRAUD

[toxic plinth]

LIKE YOUR OPINIONS

[wispy bolt]

hello hello

[toxic plinth]

Oh shi mb

[zinc hound]

Jo-goat the strongest curse destroys gojo no dif

[grim edge]

It is

[grim edge]

Meanwhile gojo getting cut in half with his arm chopped off

[torpid bobcat]

light yagami can easily solo whole friction just he need is misa and death note

[proven sapphire]

ive fallen in love with it, but it does remind me of her

[grim edge]

manga is very fun

[toxic plinth]

Ikr

[grim edge]

Baby now we got bad blood.

[keen parrot]

[proven sapphire]

is it?

[zinc hound]

The death note only works on humans

[torpid bobcat]

who knows

[grim edge]

Damn

[grim edge]

It is. Dont be sad, be gay!

[shy pike]

be gay every day!!

[proven sapphire]

how about neither

[zinc hound]

Being gay is pretty gay

[torpid bobcat]

maximum of anime charectors are humans

[grim edge]

Agree. Our goal is to be gay every day

[shy pike]

mhm

[strong sierra]

Anyone wanna play blitz 3 minutes my id is mydiq

[grim edge]

If youre sad that's bad.

[zinc hound]

Debatable

[grim edge]

Something to consider

[drowsy crypt]

I guess it doesn't work with gods of death

But it should be fine with other entities

[novel mica]

takes

[winter helm]

hello guys

[torpid bobcat]

we can say that a shinigami can solo whole friction

[winter helm]

e3

[grim edge]

huh? okay, for your vocab, gay means happy

[zinc hound]

Kid named kumagawa

[novel mica]

Kj99

[proven sapphire]

absolutely not. If you are sad, you can aprechiate the highs of life. If you dont go through a hard breakup, or miss someone or mourn over someone then nothing means anything to you

[torpid bobcat]

the one who sold it to president?

[proven sapphire]

without those horrible feelings you will never feel anything positive

[grim edge]

not reading all that

[zinc hound]

What

[proven sapphire]

its like 3 lines, ur attention really that shallow?

[grim edge]

you are right

[proven sapphire]

well thats depressing 💀

[torpid bobcat]

from what anime it is

[grim edge]

you are right again

[proven sapphire]

hows focussing for more than 2 minutes?

[zinc hound]

The guy who has an ability called "all fiction" because he's broken smh my head my head

[grim edge]

i aint readjng allat mfs after reading a paragraph

[vague burrow]

Thats what a gay person would say

[proven sapphire]

😭 frfr

[torpid bobcat]

thats what we call a power

[grim edge]

tbh its hard for me to read a paragraph too

[proven sapphire]

nah honestly im not happy with where im at rn but i dont need to have things fully figured out. im 17

[proven sapphire]

use social media less and try reading or something idk

im pri adicted to the stuff myself tbh

[vague burrow]

gay means happy bro

[proven sapphire]

precicely why i said im not happy rn

[torpid bobcat]

this is the reason we are sad

[drowsy crypt]

Anyway i'll come back after getting better at chess (i won't come back )

[proven sapphire]

u will at some point!

[drowsy crypt]

Yeah 250 years time

[proven sapphire]

i could coach u if u wanted some tips from someone a bit higher rated?

[drowsy crypt]

Should be no problem

[zinc hound]

You want me to just link you to a video explaining his ability?

[torpid bobcat]

no

[drowsy crypt]

Yeah that would be cool

[torpid bobcat]

i will search it my self

[proven sapphire]

dm me, im currently getting organised, but after i will respond

[patent scarab]

GUYS I NEED ONE DOLLAR ONE PLEASEEE

[proven sapphire]

u got paypal or starling?

[peak plank]

why

[drowsy crypt]

When i'll need something i'll dm you (dw if you can't reply)

[patent scarab]

my cat needs it

[proven sapphire]

sure and dw i normally repluy 😄

[drowsy crypt]

Yeah i just need to find out what do i want to ask

[grim edge]

Chat's a little oof right now. I will be back if it's less philosophical. or sum

[winter helm]

anyone wanna play a game?

[lime lava]

I thought you were fots for a second

[grim edge]

i will get back to you once i figured out what you typed

[lime lava]

I thought you were friend of the server for a second

[grim edge]

what??? lol

[flint thunder]

https://www.chess.com/awards/JoshS_Chess/achievement/fun_killer_king

[peak plank]

give me a better reason

[flint thunder]

Sweet

[nocturne elk]

Wait I thought that was a meme lmfao

Discovered checkmate?

[lime lava]

Why is your name purple

[flint thunder]

Same

But yeah its real

[nocturne elk]

That’s sicc man 🫡

[grim edge]

server booster

[peak plank]

its pinkish because server booster

[stable mirage]

look for the sparkles

[flint thunder]

Thanks man

[shy pike]

Meow

[proven sapphire]

anyone here run?

[shy pike]

i used to 🏃‍♀️

RACE ME

come over

[nocturne elk]

What distance?

[elfin crag]

did u discover mate with king?

[restive storm]

[shy pike]

:(

[proven sapphire]

what distance?

[shy pike]

I FASTER

[proven sapphire]

uhh like 5k-half marathon

[elfin crag]

is chess.com down again?

[shy pike]

me do 100 and 200m

[proven sapphire]

so probs 100m sprint then, im more talking longer distance

[nocturne elk]

Oh nvm I only use it to supplement weight lifting warm ups 💀
I have never exceeded 5k lmao

[shy pike]

vroom

[proven sapphire]

damn alright, idk what happened but i just got good at it

[nocturne elk]

Nice

[proven sapphire]

my past 3 5k run times were 22:48, 20:55 and 20:31

[nocturne elk]

I do love the shorter distances like in Athletics

[proven sapphire]

and i did a half marathon on a random saturday night

[nocturne elk]

Damn what is your 2.4km?

[proven sapphire]

2.4km ? ive never ran exactly 2.4k?

[nocturne elk]

Oh I see, because here we have national testing in schools as kids/ teens and we all do 2.4km / 1.5 miles

[drowsy crypt]

We don't

[nocturne elk]

But 21min 5k sounds fast

[drowsy crypt]

Idk if i would like it or not

[nocturne elk]

I can’t even hit that pace for half that dist 💀

[proven sapphire]

oh right, idk, if i run it at my 5k pace it will be around 9 minutes?

just over i think

[nocturne elk]

That’s is very fast imo

[drowsy crypt]

Now you gave me questions

[nocturne elk]

I wanna train for sub 10 tbh sounds cool

[shy pike]

oo nice
i die if i go 300 or more full speed

[proven sapphire]

it will probs be faster as shorter distance idk

[nocturne elk]

Yup definitely

[proven sapphire]

yeh it does, my goal is a sub 20 minute 5k

but shits hard

[nocturne elk]

Wow good luck man

[drowsy crypt]

Well 5 km sub 20 minutes is a lot

Idk in how much time i would run 5k

[ivory bridge]

Anyone down to play 3 minutes? I want to practice for the tournament that’s starting in a few minutes

[proven sapphire]

my first one was 23:06 but i play footall and tennis and am reasonalby lean

[nocturne elk]

I think I run too little because my skin on my feet aways gets shredded off from the sock and the shoe movement 💀

Like if i do a 3k or something

[proven sapphire]

WTF uhh wear some loser socks and put some good shoes on bro

[drowsy crypt]

I think i would do sub 30 min

[nocturne elk]

[proven sapphire]

how old are you?

[drowsy crypt]

Maybe... idk if i'm too optimistic about

[drowsy crypt]

16

[proven sapphire]

ok and your weight?

roughly

[drowsy crypt]

Idk that in pounds

[proven sapphire]

kg is fine

[drowsy crypt]

But for kg i am between 60 and 65

[proven sapphire]

okay, you can defo get sub 30

[proven sapphire]

i got a tall mate who is about 70-80 probably and he did sub 30 on his first try. He doesnt play sport

hes 17 but still

[drowsy crypt]

Bro you give me an earpiece with music and i'm going to do 5 light years per second

[nocturne elk]

Ngl it seems difficult to be a excellent distance runner if someone also wants to be heavier for competitive lifting purposes

[drowsy crypt]

I time travel

[proven sapphire]

FRRR music helps me so much

[proven sapphire]

u can always train stamina and heavy lifting? its not a bad thing

[peak plank]

600 puzzles

[drowsy crypt]

Yeah but to heavy lift you need to have some muscle mass

[proven sapphire]

(has 2000 rated role)

[drowsy crypt]

And the more you weigh

[nocturne elk]

Yup I agree, I just mean that being heavier = more effort to move faster

[gentle steppe]

#1173936970154651749

[proven sapphire]

true, but no one here is genuinely serious about heavy lifting tbh

[drowsy crypt]

Yeah

[nocturne elk]

True

[drowsy crypt]

It can be useful

[nocturne elk]

The demographics don’t exactly overlap

[proven sapphire]

yeah but if you are saying you wanna commit to heavy lifting and "cant run" because of it, you ahve to fully commit. Diet planning and consistent workouts

none of this gym twice a week if i feel like it 😭

[drowsy crypt]

Unironically i go to the gym twice a week

I would like to go more days

[nocturne elk]

Yup definitely needs accountability

[drowsy crypt]

My kickboxing course is only 2 days a week unfortunately

[proven sapphire]

u should bro

[nocturne elk]

Try to do stuff u like first to build motivation

[drowsy crypt]

If i could i would

[proven sapphire]

home workouts like me 😏

[drowsy crypt]

I used to

[nocturne elk]

I find that most of my non serious lifter friends would be bored to death if forced to train hard

[drowsy crypt]

Sometimes i go home and feel the pain in my legs

[nocturne elk]

So find something that is more enjoyable and do that first

Don’t worry about the gains they will come later

[drowsy crypt]

You get used to pain

[proven sapphire]

me after an hour of tennis, my first half marathon, 8 hours sleep then a 90 minute football game 💀

[grim edge]

i started lifting 40 lbs

[proven sapphire]

its official, she broke me fr fr

[proven sapphire]

👍 idk lbs but thats like 19kg?

[grim edge]

I can bench 300kg actually 🤓

[nocturne elk]

I know it is over 15kg because 15kg is arnd 35lb 💀

[proven sapphire]

average male convo tbh

[grim edge]

Lol

[drowsy crypt]

Well you sure are better than me

[grim edge]

yes

[proven sapphire]

better? nah. further along my fitness arc? yeah

[drowsy crypt]

When you get used to pain the sport is really fun

I do some sparring with friends like 30 minutes before the lesson starts

Some groundwork just for fun

[hasty iris]

I remember just 3 months ago there were only around 10 server boosters. Now everyone has a pink name

[grim edge]

I want a pink name

[drowsy crypt]

Same thing

[proven sapphire]

nah not really. put it in chess terms. A 1000 rated player should gas up playing 80% acurate just as much as a 2000 rated player should gas up playing 95%

same but just further along

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/joongcat-gif-25050737

Gimme pink name

[hasty iris]

Isn't nitro like 2 dollars or something

[proven sapphire]

nah no matter how low my life is im not spending money on discord. 💀

[hasty iris]

True

[normal hatch]

10$ USD

[proven sapphire]

10 dollars too many

[normal hatch]

Won Nitro through a chess tourney

[normal hatch]

Tru

[grim edge]

nitro is def worth it

[normal hatch]

no

[hasty iris]

Depends on how you use Discord

[grim edge]

Im only in two servers and someone gifted me a nitro that has two boosts. I boosted the two servers

[hasty iris]

Nice

[hasty iris]

Hi Pixel been a while

[normal hatch]

Thats wild

[drowsy crypt]

I get what you are saying

[hasty iris]

Isn't moon a decently popular streamer

[normal hatch]

Moon blocked me

[kindred mulch]

Hey there

[peak plank]

Moon is a streamer

???????????

I actually dont know

[hasty iris]

What

[elfin crag]

yea my prediction's going good

[hasty iris]

Your confusion confuses me

[elfin crag]

Your adorebleness adores me

[vague burrow]

wth hikaru have a gf ?

[shy pike]

Meow

[normal hatch]

Moo

[fierce pivot]

he finally found a female shorter than him

[elfin crag]

he's married

[shy pike]

🐮🐄

[austere depot]

Find the brilliant as white

[proven sapphire]

Bxc6?

[odd aurora]

You’re rated 200

[normal hatch]

Sleepy Joe, You’ve sent this one before

[austere depot]

Yes

[odd aurora]

How would that be brilliant

[austere depot]

Yes 😂

Dimentia

I forgot what it is called...

[normal hatch]

Qf3 im guessing

[proven sapphire]

idk, my idea is Qf3 afetr, hitting his bishop and the weak king pawn

wins a pawn ig

[austere depot]

Well here it is

[normal hatch]

Dimentia

[proven sapphire]

suck it

[odd aurora]

Whats the best engine move

[nocturne elk]

Dimentia

[austere depot]

Idk

[odd aurora]

He is up a queen, there’s no need for fancy sacrifices

[proven sapphire]

dont care. talk to my hand.

[austere depot]

Well it's a bullet game and I was running out of time tho

[odd aurora]

200 in bullet is atrocious

[proven sapphire]

also, trading down is very beneficial if he is up a queen, so i argue its a good move that starts an attack up on the king

[proven sapphire]

hes working on it, no need to put him down

[odd aurora]

Unless he learned chess 5 minutes ago that’s terrible

[austere depot]

Chill I am new

[proven sapphire]

in your eyes maybe, but you do realise we are all trying to improve? does putting others down make you feel better about yourself?

[shy pike]

@odd aurora limba*

[fierce pivot]

that is super rude, no need to say stuff like that

[normal hatch]

100 bullying a 300 for their rating

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[austere depot]

Lol

[nocturne elk]

[odd aurora]

ah yes play the good guy, you and i both know 200 is bad

[shy pike]

Meow

[fierce pivot]

im horrible in bullet cuz i only played 1 game and lost it 😭

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-embarrassed-steve-carell-turn-tables-gif-5482488

[proven sapphire]

mate, i think that improvement should be aprechiated now matter how far along it you are. If he just learned chess then that could be a really solid goal for him

[austere depot]

I don't play bullet much stfu

[fierce pivot]

wait until eren finds out im 450 rapid and been playing for 3 months 😅

[nocturne elk]

Destructive criticism doesn’t help anyone lol

[odd aurora]

How long ago did you learn how the pieces move

[keen parrot]

!welcome @odd aurora

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[proven sapphire]

how long until you are happy with yourself

[odd aurora]

just asking him a question

[proven sapphire]

im asking you one too

[fierce pivot]

bmw man W

[austere depot]

My learning time was like 1 hours maximum and I learnt by myself

[proven sapphire]

200 is great man keep it up

[odd aurora]

So you’ve spent an hour total on chess?

[proven sapphire]

BMW>>

[austere depot]

Ty

[keen parrot]

albanian man cosplay

[proven sapphire]

😭

[austere depot]

1 hour learning how to play it ye then I started really playing

[fierce pivot]

LMFAO

[fierce pivot]

my uncle had an e46 and crashed it lmaoo

[odd aurora]

So how long have you been playing

[proven sapphire]

@odd aurora before you start rinsing others, why dont you link your profile and we start shitting on ur dog stats?

[austere depot]

Yes he is my favorite chess yt

[normal hatch]

I love goth ham cheese

[austere depot]

Gotham got them charisma

[proven sapphire]

BRO THE FACT HE HAD ONE TO BEGIN WITH 💀

[keen parrot]

ty for the music recommendation btw

[fierce pivot]

HE HAS HAD COOLER CARS TOO then while racing my other uncle, he crashed and got paralyzed from the neck down so he quit street racing

[proven sapphire]

o-

[fierce pivot]

no problem man, i am super passionate about the smiths

[normal hatch]

Watch all the Guess the Elo episodes fr

[keen parrot]

i do

[fierce pivot]

average alonso pfp lore

[proven sapphire]

i do, infact i love it when ppl do that

shows trust tbh

[austere depot]

Like 2 days I stopped and came back to the game 7-10 days ago and put in your mind that I play 1 hour a day mqximumly

[grim edge]

i was enjoying the song and a for a second i forgot what i was defending omg

[proven sapphire]

yesssirrr keep going

[odd aurora]

not bad then

[elfin crag]

that happens 😞

[normal hatch]

Take the queen

[odd aurora]

use the magnus trainer app and play alot of rapid, Idk why you’re playing bullet

[fierce pivot]

my ex bf used to send me 3 hour long music compilations on youtube, and they are those purposely trash anime ones, and i had to torture myself to listen to them.. then he didnt even listen to my music THEN CHEATED 😭

[normal hatch]

🔥

[austere depot]

Ty I was very happy for my first brilliant

[proven sapphire]

its a very nice move, this eren bozo didnt even see it

[austere depot]

That's weird

[proven sapphire]

b r u h

[fierce pivot]

bubsy lore goes deep

[proven sapphire]

fr fr

[keen parrot]

[odd aurora]

btw i’m 1270 peak rapid, 1700 classical on lichess, started playing about a month ago

[fierce pivot]

im a girl 🗿

[austere depot]

U SACRIFICE THE KINGGG

[keen parrot]

cap

this chat is devoid of women and you know it

[proven sapphire]

you didnt see the move, and you are putting others down. to me you are worth nothing lmao

[odd aurora]

why don’t u play me then

[normal hatch]

Vimun doesn’t believe in women

[proven sapphire]

run it

[keen parrot]

i dont believe in the concept of the other sexuality

[fierce pivot]

look at these legs i drew

[odd aurora]

If I win you’ll have to apologize to me publicly in chat

[grim edge]

right. now, im punching air in french

[proven sapphire]

would hit

[nocturne elk]

Based

[keen parrot]

cool 👍

[fierce pivot]

literally get over yourself omg

[austere depot]

Gyatt

[proven sapphire]

damn so you really value strangers onlines opinions of you. thats depressing dont you think

[odd aurora]

do u agree or not

[grim edge]

Hello Mr perfectly fine. Hows your heart after breaking mine?

[silver patio]

you're <500 and playing bullet??
how long have you been stuck at <500?????

[proven sapphire]

admit you want online validation from strangers

[austere depot]

Sure depending on your elo tho

[elfin crag]

better than mine 💀

[austere depot]

I am not an old player

[proven sapphire]

ill handle him lil bro, you aim for 1k now

[odd aurora]

idk what you’re on abt

[proven sapphire]

cool. lets play

[proven sapphire]

and istg if u start whipping out stockfish imma get u banned

[odd aurora]

send me a challenge link in dm’s i’ll play white

[normal hatch]

Women Repellent

[keen parrot]

dating men instead? nice

[proven sapphire]

anyone wanna watch

[odd aurora]

so you’re gonna get me banned if i play with 90%+ acc?

[normal hatch]

I would never play an unlinked

[austere depot]

I don't know his elo seems high cuz he isn't even scared the slightest

[keen parrot]

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[proven sapphire]

yup, a 1200 is incapable of that

[fierce pivot]

eren oh my god you are so stuck up can you like get a pfp first

[odd aurora]

bruh

[grim edge]

same, i havent dated a woman

[keen parrot]

ong its so annoying

[peak plank]

Stockfish can be helpful for analysis

[fierce pivot]

im 400 and played 94 accuracy against 850 before sweating balls

[proven sapphire]

not in a 1v1 tho 💀

[peak plank]

There are a lot of intesting ideas you can learn from it

[proven sapphire]

how long was the game

[peak plank]

Depends

[normal hatch]

Kill it

[fierce pivot]

one sec let me check

[austere depot]

Tf u want to fight me as 1200 while I am 300 shame

[proven sapphire]

imma play him bro dw

[odd aurora]

challenge me
if u win with 90%+ accuracy you’re cheating

[normal hatch]

Tryna get an ego boost🔥

[proven sapphire]

i wanna play HIM, not stockfish

[austere depot]

Make sure to analyze the game after the fight

[proven sapphire]

will do

[normal hatch]

Play 3|0

[keen parrot]

damn im in such a nothing mood right now

[grim edge]

Rush by Troye Sivan distracted me in my game

[keen parrot]

if not for the chill in my room i would feel nothing

[proven sapphire]

i probably wont

[austere depot]

That's like saying Magnus carlsen vs international master or less

[peak plank]

nah 1700s bad

[proven sapphire]

IF ANYONE WANTS TO WATCH USER: JustAshB

[odd aurora]

I’m waiting for the challenge

[last verge]

dont play with me lil bro ill whip it out rn

[odd aurora]

oh i’ll challenge you holdon

[proven sapphire]

i dmed you it

[fierce pivot]

sorry it was 91 accuracy, but 46 moves

[normal hatch]

Mhmm

[austere depot]

Alr less goooo

[normal hatch]

What

[last verge]

U HEARD ME 🗣️🗣️ ILL WHIP IT OUT RN

[nocturne elk]

[proven sapphire]

u there? @odd aurora

[normal hatch]

Ill whip it out aswell. Dont test me🗣️🛢️

[keen parrot]

🗣️🛢️

[proven sapphire]

anyone watching?

[peak plank]

Not unlikely

[proven sapphire]

JustAshB

the game

[keen parrot]

@grim edge good song

[shy pike]

🛢️🛢️🛢️

[fierce pivot]

@proven sapphire i was rated 305 when i played it

[peak plank]

1200 looks legit

[keen parrot]

its his alt account

[grim edge]

play chess with me after my meeting, then purposely lose against me thanks with respect

[austere depot]

Y'all started?

[keen parrot]

💹

[proven sapphire]

yup, user: JustAshB

[nocturne elk]

Exactly what i said too

[austere depot]

Do you have 2, brains 4 hands to be on discord and against someone on chess 💀

[peak plank]

nope. its legal. I didnt lose any games intentionally

[normal hatch]

The tilt is real

[bright glade]

he just made an alt
and choose beginner/intermediate option

[fierce pivot]

YES I KNOW THAT QUEEN MOVE IS STUPID I WAS TRYING TO CASTLE :(((( ALSO THAT KNIGHT MOVE WAS A BIT DUMB AS WELL

[nocturne elk]

That’s still not allowed

[peak plank]

I started at 400 and I didnt even choose anything

like it legit didnt let me pick my starting rating

[keen parrot]

[normal hatch]

[grim edge]

@lean garden what are you DMing me about?

[peak plank]

also I somehow found a way to lose to a legit 800

[fierce pivot]

@keen parrot WHAT DO YOU THINK

[peak plank]

and I was actually trying was the sad part

[normal hatch]

🛢️

[proven sapphire]

its fine man thats amazing

[last verge]

expected

[fierce pivot]

what really? its my best game to date i think, im very proud of it

[last verge]

pixel aren't u supposed to be at school smh

[shy pike]

🛢️

[fierce pivot]

highest 100 is miracle

[normal hatch]

Got nothing to lose

[fierce pivot]

exactly

[keen parrot]

pretty good game

[peak plank]

I have covid so out sick

[grim edge]

im in a meeting right now. after my meeting, play chess with me and willingly lose against me

[fierce pivot]

do you have any game style specific tips for me

[fierce pivot]

i dont trust you you look like ai

[keen parrot]

i would have to do a more in-depth analysis for that

[supple imp]

Bruv got his pfp from chatgtp

[keen parrot]

i could charge for this stuff but i need the practice anyway so

[peak plank]

wtf

[keen parrot]

actually nah its pretty simple: play more

[fierce pivot]

good advice, and probably the only advice thats good for me specifically, i am very game shy

[keen parrot]

and playing people > playing bot

[fierce pivot]

yes for sure but PEOPLE ARE MEAN

[keen parrot]

dont focus too much on ratings and stuff, that will come as long as you improve

[nocturne elk]

U can turn off the chat function for live games

[fierce pivot]

but how else do i tell people i need to go piss mid game :/

[keen parrot]

phone:

[nocturne elk]

[fierce pivot]

MY MOM TOOK IT AWAY

[grim edge]

wear an adult diaper

[fierce pivot]

also i hate phone chess wheres my hikaru arrows at

[keen parrot]

call CPS and have them take you away as revenge

[normal hatch]

Brilliant move

[fierce pivot]

okay tilt you genius how do i call cps without a phone

[keen parrot]

i dont think shes an adult...

[keen parrot]

smoke signals

[grim edge]

baby diapers wont fit him

[fierce pivot]

piss on the tournament chair to assert dominance

[viral epoch]

[normal hatch]

Chair? Piss on the board

[grim edge]

something to consider. tell them it's part of your routine to win the game

[fierce pivot]

LMAO IMAGINE YOURE ON THE LAST MATCH OF YOUR HARDEST TOURNAMENT YET
and you're thinking really hard
move 76
you're in complete silence
then you hear
"psssssssss"
and your mate is sweatin BALLS

[fleet scroll]

imagine being a child in 2023

[keen parrot]

bro one of my childhood friends pissed himself when i played him and it was basically the game for first place

safe to say i won lmao

[buoyant veldt]

whats the only legal move here?

[fierce pivot]

the saudi fide representative watching me hand him yellow stained pawns

[normal hatch]

Disqualified for nasty play

[fierce pivot]

ah the queen square got pissed on here

[keen parrot]

aw hell nah thats rancid

[buoyant veldt]

isnt mine mated?

[fierce pivot]

LMAOO

[buoyant veldt]

whats the only move possible?

quick

[keen parrot]

eat the queen

[buoyant veldt]

oh f

no you cant

[keen parrot]

[fierce pivot]

i cant see it wait just turn on legal move thing in settings where it gives you like the dots

[normal hatch]

Kh9

[buoyant veldt]

cuz im white

[grim edge]

@lean garden my guy please stop DMing me

[royal trout]

😂

[fierce pivot]

TAKE THE BIDH

TAKE THE BISHOP OH MY GOD HAHHAA

[silent quest]

Dawg

[fleet scroll]

congrats for swatting your first simp

[nocturne elk]

Kxd8#^2

[normal hatch]

Take bishop

[buoyant veldt]

yea did that

[fierce pivot]

HE MESSAGED ME TOO just block him hes weird and kinda schizophrenic

[normal hatch]

Then resign

[royal trout]

wow sounds like an intense chess match

[keen parrot]

talk to a mod about it, maybe anitta

creeps 👉 🚪

[normal hatch]

Anitta best mod

[fierce pivot]

also i dont think youre allowed to ask for help for a live game dagger. just start clicking every square idk

dagger your name feels racist to type idk

[keen parrot]

ur such a dagger omg

[fierce pivot]

its like a slur id call an arabian knight from 32AD

[royal trout]

I want to challenge someone

[fierce pivot]

mohammed sumbul.. you are.. a dagger..

[lime lava]

Why

[royal trout]

any volunteers?

[peak plank]

lame

quit quitting quitting chess

[fierce pivot]

head on over to your local kindergarten and find a worthy opponent

[lament jacinth]

BUBSYY

[fierce pivot]

its very satifsying to hear little chess baby prodigy cry

[peak plank]

and start quitting quitting chess again

[fierce pivot]

ahem ahem misha ahem

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/catfish-fishing-walking-gold-cat-gold-fish-gif-17141550

[royal trout]

Dude what the heck

[lament jacinth]

💀💀💀

[nocturne elk]

Again?

[silent quest]

Cat fish

[fierce pivot]

stockfish

WAIT STOCKFISH MITTENS BABY

YOOO

[lament jacinth]

BALLS

[normal hatch]

Slapping his meat

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-slamming-card-on-table-gif-21126320

[royal trout]

luigi T posing

[normal hatch]

Where

[fierce pivot]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/7c/8a/0a7c8a26bb2063888d89bedc9854d38d.gif

this is literally me

[lime lava]

I thought it is funny yk
Cause Im Mario

[fierce pivot]

are you dyslexic

[grim edge]

good morning my little munchkin pumpkin pie monkey high

[fierce pivot]

it says mairos

wait im dyslexic sorry

[lime lava]

You are a 9/10

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/elnano-fernandoalonso-elplan-sigma-chad-gif-6549128414517062207

[lime lava]

Now you a 10

[fierce pivot]

padre

[nocturne elk]

[fierce pivot]

mate you missed 4 minutes 😭

[lament jacinth]

It's 4 39 am for me

[royal trout]

really it says 5:39PM on mine

[nocturne elk]

How is it 13 and AM

[fierce pivot]

wait what who uses am/pm with military time

[nocturne elk]

LMFAO

[fierce pivot]

YEAH HAHAHA

[peak plank]

well....

[lime lava]

Tf

[peak plank]

RIP

[fierce pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-in-real-life-chris-pratt-super-mario-gif-23213580

[peak plank]

Ash really gotta fix his caro

[fierce pivot]

@lime lava

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1640 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[austere depot]

@proven sapphire rip

[odd aurora]

@proven sapphire what happened

[fierce pivot]

damn what kinda car is it

[austere depot]

Can I try to fight you

[proven sapphire]

wanna rematch? i hung a knight lmfao

[royal trout]

that looks NOTHING like mario

[peak plank]

yeah but also he got such a garbage bishop tho

[fierce pivot]

bit aggressive but okay

[odd aurora]

well you didn't agree to apologize publicly to everyone here

[lime lava]

I didnt get the joke, but Im more handsome than both of these guys

[fierce pivot]

right okay calm down mate before i pull out the roasts

[proven sapphire]

i didnt nah, it still doesnt justify putting others down

[austere depot]

You didn't say he has to apologize

You said that to me not him

[peak plank]

you play the pric- no shot

[odd aurora]

who is this?

the final boss or something

[peak plank]

im the best lowest rated player here

[lime lava]

Wanna make a roast battle
I will end you career rn

[austere depot]

Can I try

[fierce pivot]

no me

[peak plank]

ur 100

[nocturne elk]

Leviathan Rizzman himself

[austere depot]

300 🤓

[fierce pivot]

wait u havent seen me 🗿

[peak plank]

same thing

[grim edge]

play with me in 20 minutes

[royal trout]

in the fail box?

[austere depot]

Buddy you're 2000

[odd aurora]

eh what r ur thoughts on the game i just played

[austere depot]

Weird

[peak plank]

im whatever rating I choose

[austere depot]

It's a joke bro

[odd aurora]

if by a miracle i win i am certainly getting banned for cheating even though i did not

[lime lava]

Your dad is so dumb that he threw a rock on the floor and missed it

[proven sapphire]

sus

[peak plank]

you wont get banned for cheating if you didnt cheat

[odd aurora]

when has a 1200 ever beat a 2000

[austere depot]

Send me your user I wanna try

[peak plank]

clearly you have never met me

[royal trout]

hahahah good one

[grim edge]

omg

[normal hatch]

Blitz is possible

[proven sapphire]

bullet too tbh

[peak plank]

@odd aurora sent you a challenge

[odd aurora]

not in the mood for bullet

[normal hatch]

Anything happens in bullet. Doesn’t count

[proven sapphire]

humble him 🙏

[peak plank]

rapid

[odd aurora]

oh yes because a 1700 couldn't

[fierce pivot]

my 3 year old makeup brush looks softer than your hair 😦

[shy pike]

:3

[austere depot]

BRO STOP IGNORING NE SEND ME YOUR USER

[proven sapphire]

we can run it again, it was most likely an outlier

[peak plank]

tbh I might throw for the funzies

[odd aurora]

i don't wanna play lower rated players. go challenge magnus

[peak plank]

19 games 💀

[royal trout]

tsh more like a dislocated porcupine

[peak plank]

sent a 10 min@odd aurora

[proven sapphire]

💀

[fierce pivot]

chaos none of the sentences you have written made sense

[peak plank]

or play guylo idrc

[austere depot]

Bro at first you said you would fight me

[peak plank]

the only condion is guylo must play the bongcloud

[odd aurora]

and what do i get if i win

[peak plank]

@grim edge u up for that

[royal trout]

hmmmm

[peak plank]

ill give you a free coruse

[grim edge]

I'd hope your daughter's make up brush is softer then some random persons hair, ngl

[royal trout]

well give me some suggestions

[odd aurora]

any course on chessable you will give me if i win this game?

[peak plank]

nah bongcloud more insulting

[fierce pivot]

chess players saying "fight" and "battle" like yall dont just sit on your desk with awful posture eating chips and staring at a board 😭

[peak plank]

not any course ofc

[odd aurora]

what's your budget

[normal hatch]

real

[peak plank]

frfr

[fierce pivot]

mate you misunderstood the sentence 😭 but yes

[peak plank]

nil

[royal trout]

Dont ever say that

[normal hatch]

Arent chessable courses 60% off for rn

[odd aurora]

can we play with more time?

nearly threw that last match

[austere depot]

BRO FIGHT ME CUZ U SAID I AM BAD FOR MY ELO

[wary moss]

Me

[peak plank]

you are tho

[boreal cosmos]

up to 60 lol

so most of the courses are like the usual discount

[austere depot]

No 😭😭😭

[lime lava]

You are so dumb that you failed kindergarten because you didnt know how to run

[normal hatch]

Ah

[odd aurora]

10/5

[peak plank]

EW

[wary moss]

You just are skill issued

[normal hatch]

Its always the “up to”

[royal trout]

whoa

[odd aurora]

idw get flagged like last game

[wary moss]

I can even eat burger while touching a keyboard

[keen parrot]

-149.98

[peak plank]

@grim edge tell me when ur in

[fierce pivot]

"yo bro im gonna crush you in this bullet match bro. i'm going to DOMINATE you. let's BATTLE. protect your QUEEN."

[normal hatch]

Theres a free course with 100s of lines. Aint paying allat

[odd aurora]

jesus

[boreal cosmos]

35 usd is actually usual

[final gust]

Learning the guitar ain't as straight forward as I thought

[shy pike]

meow

[fierce pivot]

actually got offended by this, i cant run

[wary moss]

1. h3

[boreal cosmos]

i have all courses with video

that i have bought

[keen parrot]

wait like actually incapable of running?

[shy pike]

🦜🏴‍☠️

[royal trout]

really

[normal hatch]

🔥

[peak plank]

@grim edge you payed the pric wtf

[fierce pivot]

i have a heart condition and i have tachycardia fits when i run for longer than a minute lmfaoaooa

[shy pike]

🥺

[normal hatch]

Prick defence

[keen parrot]

😔

[peak plank]

for white

[lime lava]

So... mairos wins again

[final gust]

Damn bro

[royal trout]

sorry about that

[royal trout]

my turn

[fierce pivot]

w

[normal hatch]

Walk it off

[fierce pivot]

COMMON BUBSY W

(i pass out if i eat)
WOOOOOOOOO!

[wary moss]

Just run slow or walk fast

[proven sapphire]

I don’t really wanna pay for chess tbh

[final gust]

:/

[proven sapphire]

I just hung a knight, it is what it is

[fierce pivot]

anime pfp fight fight

[peak plank]

Didnt you get killed when you played the pric vs me?

[proven sapphire]

At least I’m 1800 😏

[peak plank]

you arent

[final gust]

I'm changing my pfp. Makes me more like a nerd than I already am

[normal hatch]

Quit yer’ yapping’

[lime lava]

Im not gonna talk to you
You cut your hair with the butcher's knife

[wary moss]

Am martin's son
I have 99999999999999999 elo

[proven sapphire]

I hit it and I will be by the end of today, plus 4 elo off still qualifies

[boreal cosmos]

Levy just said in WIRED video that chess is all pattern recognition

Agree or disagree?

[fierce pivot]

i agree

[fierce pivot]

lmao like those chinese videos

[keen parrot]

one of the few times he was right

[royal trout]

Since you know it all, you should know when to shut up

[final gust]

To this

[peak plank]

ok fine

ill accept that

[fierce pivot]

this is unreadable on max res dont expect me to read it on a 12px pfp

[boreal cosmos]

pattern rec, not just simple tactics, but if i think i have solved thousands of training positions and i make connections between them

[lime lava]

I will shut up when you stop buying island boys of

[final gust]

It's crystal clear

[keen parrot]

even openings are mostly pattern recognition

[nocturne elk]

Lmfao

[boreal cosmos]

id say openings are rather memorization at my level

[royal trout]

If you want to be a smartass, you have to be smart. Otherwise, you’re just an ass

[final gust]

Pattern?

[normal hatch]

I don’t recognize any patterns in the Najdorf

[keen parrot]

"at my level" bro we are at the same level 😭

[fierce pivot]

yeah if the crystal was pictured on a barbie phone 🙁

[boreal cosmos]

yes, but i dont know how much theory you know 😄

[final gust]

Do u mean theory or just principals

[keen parrot]

maybe we have different approaches, i tend to play openings with less theory

[lime lava]

You are just telling me to shut up :/
You aint roasting me

Roast me bro

[normal hatch]

Filthy Alapin player

[boreal cosmos]

i have big opening files and i know aaaalot of theory

i have lines in alapin which go until move 40, 1 variation had a novelty on move 33

[royal trout]

I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you

[boreal cosmos]

not connected= no opinion

[royal trout]

You are like a cloud. When you disappear it’s a beautiful day

[fierce pivot]

i assumed that at levels over 2200 you dont even need to memorize openings you can just theorize yourself

[lament jacinth]

Be quiet

[royal trout]

I wasnt talking to you

[boreal cosmos]

no you really can't

[keen parrot]

its even more memorization

[lime lava]

Nah, but you are so dumb that you close you bike's door

[boreal cosmos]

2600+ creates their own theory

[peak plank]

I think ur actually at a slightly higher level than markus

[boreal cosmos]

we follow their theory

his fide is higher yes

[keen parrot]

maybe, but pretty much the same

i think he is 2k fide

[peak plank]

2100 vs 1800

[boreal cosmos]

i play 3 classical events per year xDD

im 2k otb

[royal trout]

Take my lowest priority and put yourself beneath it.

[fierce pivot]

the 2300 rated player watching me play 1.a3 2.n3 (he has never seen this opening in his 600 books)

[peak plank]

👍🏼

[keen parrot]

n3!!

[fierce pivot]

LOL

I BLUNDERED DA KEYBOARD

I MEANT B3 THEYRE NEXT TO EACHOTHER OKAY

[keen parrot]

fat fingers got it

[fierce pivot]

lmao the 2300 rated player watching me play on the 16th file

[fierce pivot]

no just horrible aim 😭

[keen parrot]

😭

[fierce pivot]

fingers do be fat doe

4'9 230lbs baby

[zinc hound]

Hi Sam

[fierce pivot]

WHAT STOP

[snow moth]

💀

[zinc hound]

Wtf

[keen parrot]

how

[fierce pivot]

how on god's name did you find my name wait what

[fierce pivot]

IM JOKING IM 107LBS

[lime lava]

Thats not a roast lil bro

Cmon say things like...
Explain to us how are you left handed when taking a sh*t

[zinc hound]

Broo

[lament jacinth]

Im 4 ft 10 800lbs

[normal hatch]

Feather

[keen parrot]

thats better ig

[zinc hound]

Didn't expect it to be your name D:

[fierce pivot]

sam is my old online alias, its my dad's name. my name is suzu

[keen parrot]

if you were 230 you would be built like a square

[peak plank]

ur gonna have to explain this to me later @grim edge

[lament jacinth]

Im 800 lbs

[royal trout]

Oh please You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

[keen parrot]

built like a pancake wtf

[zinc hound]

Hear me out

[normal hatch]

Steam account

[fierce pivot]

OH LOL I FORGOT

[lament jacinth]

PANCAKKE??????

[fierce pivot]

wasup

[nocturne elk]

[fierce pivot]

pancake?? bro thats a potcake 😭

[keen parrot]

have you checked mine too

[fierce pivot]

like a giant cylinder lmaoo

[lament jacinth]

Wait have I told any of you guys my name

[normal hatch]

nay

[fierce pivot]

chess.com server looking at my 400 elo and my 200 hours on house flipper

[lime lava]

You are about as useful as a life jacket in a plane

[fierce pivot]

those are useful

[zinc hound]

I looked at your steam and it was samwich so I shortened it and called you Sam D:

[fierce pivot]

what if the plane runs out of fuel and youre over the damn pacific ocean
get dem jackets out baby

[lime lava]

And you are about as useful as a parachute in a boat

[keen parrot]

your game played history is private

[lament jacinth]

You're like a roll of sandpaper in a bathroom

[fierce pivot]

lmao figured i made it when i was like 12