💬〡general-off-topic

[solid glen]

who is this "they" that you speak of?

[grim edge]

Not all

[lament jacinth]

We all care about looks in one way or another

[grim edge]

We live in a big world keep your chin up

☠️

[worn drum]

I could meet billions of women and they would all care about looks in some way

[grim edge]

Agency

[worn drum]

🧢

[solid glen]

what agency?

[grim edge]

I mean girls like looks too but if youre the type of guy who dont bathe dont sleep good, shitty sleep schedule then am just sorry bro.

[lament jacinth]

Ngl it is kinda hard to find a guy who values my personality over my body

[grim edge]

It's a korean agency

not true

[grim edge]

It really just depends on the woman

[grim edge]

Relate.

[solid glen]

what does the agency do?

[grim edge]

Except my body sucks

[midnight fjord]

“Don’t sleep good” “shitty sleep schedule”

[grim edge]

Each of them are different

[midnight fjord]

😂🫡

[solid glen]

why

[grim edge]

Coach me in chess.

[grim edge]

Theres E.M and E.E and YG.E

[worn drum]

uh I don't sleep good

[grim edge]

🤷‍♀️

[midnight fjord]

Sure, I charge 50€/hour

[solid glen]

the one you said initially

[grim edge]

Am sorry bro.

[worn drum]

and have the worst schedule in existence

[solid glen]

what does it do????

[grim edge]

many ppl don't sleep good

[shy pike]

yeah like female predators getting away with it for being hot

[grim edge]

I would take the deal if it was 3 dollars but..nvm

[languid osprey]

"girls only care abt looks"

[grim edge]

Why?

[worn drum]

she doesn't count

[grim edge]

Not all of us do

[midnight fjord]

??

[worn drum]

that girl a hoe

[grim edge]

that's the thing

[solid glen]

forget it this conversation is so stupid

[grim edge]

💀

[solid glen]

I sleep from like 6 am to 2 pm lol tell me abt it

[grim edge]

Never met someone so invested that's all

[random crest]

Same

[grim edge]

Bro that dude won sssniper wofl because he said

"Id drag my b*lls over a road of glass just to hesr you fart through a walkie talkie"

Like that shit was just wild he took a hige risk and won😭

[solid glen]

clearly you havent been around for long enough then

[grim edge]

Can relate, its either that or they're scared

[solid glen]

their faces look ai generated

[quiet zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-panda-hello-panda-rolling-rolling-panda-gif-26599523

[languid osprey]

its adriana lima look her up

[grim edge]

No I just don't talk a lot in servers I only stay on to talk to a friend group of mind then well I found this

[midnight fjord]

Noobs

[solid glen]

photoshop??

[midnight fjord]

Get back to study chess instead of waste time on discord

[languid osprey]

ur just in denial.

[midnight fjord]

Do something more productive with your time

[grim edge]

Funny thing is he cheated too

HE cheated

YEAHij

[grim edge]

No funny stuff but can you reccomend me stuff a 1400 elo plwyer shpuld learn?

[stable mirage]

ok IM

[solid glen]

ok, how come her face is like 4k and his face is like low quality?

[grim edge]

@midnight fjord

[stable mirage]

@grim edge

[worn drum]

I don't think playing chess seems very productive

[grim edge]

It is

[grim edge]

oooo

[grim edge]

Yo

[midnight fjord]

Way more than u think

[random crest]

Ofc he would lol

[fluid kraken]

I care about hygiene and personality ( someone who can make me laugh often)

[grim edge]

Bro tested his luck

Oh well that's just them

[worn drum]

bros face was squashed by tires

[grim edge]

LMFOAOSLALAOOAA

[midnight fjord]

I can’t believe you guys are trash talking a guy with ur ass anime pfps 🤡

[fluid kraken]

I never get the point of cheating

[worn drum]

friendly fire

😔

[grim edge]

FRIENDLY FIRE

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

[midnight fjord]

And? Am I trash talking

[grim edge]

thats so mean to say

This chat is extremely curse

[midnight fjord]

Indeed

[random crest]

I think this is pretty common. Dudes who have some sort of insecurities with looks will cheat to validate their egos instead of appreciating what they have

[stable mirage]

omg 1v1

[grim edge]

same, tbh awhile ago I o.d this one guy for about a year and 2months and well my friend would constantly compare us to sniper wolf and her boyfriend it was sad

[grim edge]

Just tell me a tip for a 1400 elo then ill be on my way i wanna be 1800

[midnight fjord]

Not in chess

[grim edge]

It's not love if they think about someone else

[grim edge]

YES

[grim edge]

My guy @midnight fjord stop leaving me on read

[stable mirage]

awwww

[fluid kraken]

I’m saying what was the point of even dating in the first place

[midnight fjord]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[stable mirage]

get better

[grim edge]

nobodys ugly either, we just live in a judgmental society, and god the korean beauty standard is heavy

[digital phoenix]

bonbonjour

[grim edge]

not sure

[grim edge]

Yes.

[midnight fjord]

🥖

[solid glen]

Look! now you have a kardashian!

[crystal shore]

Who hear think defense is good opening

[stable mirage]

wrong person

[solid glen]

so real OMG!!! 😱 😱 😱

[grim edge]

but I'm happuy because i recently received a beautiful hanbok as a gift from my meoni

[stable mirage]

apologies

[midnight fjord]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[worn drum]

and thats exactly why words like "beauty" and "ugly" exist lmao

because of society

[grim edge]

U betta treasure that shut

[random crest]

What's the hype anyway about Korean beauty standards?

[grim edge]

Exactly

[fluid kraken]

It’s so dumb that people spend so much time in a relationship and then want to throw it all away for another person that you didn’t have as much as a relationship with

[grim edge]

Ofc darls

[grim edge]

They are impossible

[worn drum]

LMAO

[solid glen]

@languid osprey Look!!!!!

[grim edge]

I mean I made it but thats because i've recently been going to the gym (I was a dumpling when I was small)

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> IM papa12341234

This is the Chess.com profile of papa12341234. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: International Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2507 (2519 peak)
Blitz: 2848 (peak)
Bullet: 2761 (2878 peak)

[fluid kraken]

Cuz of their baby butt skin

[grim edge]

Like 7 I think

[worn drum]

bro had to flex

[stable mirage]

omg papa

[grim edge]

Id marry a man who sang

"Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler youre so skibidi youre so fanum tax" 😩😩😩😩❤️❤️

[grim edge]

It's not that hard to get a skincare routine

[grim edge]

No honey

[midnight fjord]

Good luck to them.

[fluid kraken]

Ima use this method

[crystal shore]

play me on chess com

[grim edge]

Do not, you will be looked down on

[midnight fjord]

No thanks

[grim edge]

Switch topic we in chess.com server

[worn drum]

Idk what skibidi is

[grim edge]

I'll play with you

[crystal shore]

ur really a IM

[crystal shore]

user?

[midnight fjord]

No, it’s just for fun

[grim edge]

Caffienemuncher

[crystal shore]

its a joke

[midnight fjord]

I’m 1405

[shy pike]

now i know you're too young to use discord

[fluid kraken]

For me it’s hard to commit to it

[grim edge]

whats that suppossed to mean

[grim edge]

Dam

[grim edge]

oh and it depends on peoples skin

[midnight fjord]

I was replying to @crystal shore

[fluid kraken]

you’d be surprised on how immature teens can be

[worn drum]

?

[grim edge]

so thats fair

[worn drum]

you're only saying damn?

[grim edge]

cool

[grim edge]

Real

[worn drum]

thats kinda suspect

[fluid kraken]

Including me

[crystal shore]

i didnt find ur user

[shy pike]

Same

[grim edge]

Body of a 16 year old brain of someone with down syndrome

[crystal shore]

use my user Korinco

[worn drum]

I think people with down syndrome are more mature than this chat

💀

[grim edge]

make inv

[midnight fjord]

Is anyone good at valorant

[grim edge]

Shut up ypu cant compete with the sigma skibidy

[midnight fjord]

I need a duo

[grim edge]

i mean im a diamond

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grim edge]

oh yes

[crystal shore]

find my user

[midnight fjord]

You play often?

[crystal shore]

Korinco

[grim edge]

yeah but if u mean rn i cant im at a library 😭

[fluid kraken]

bruh

[grim edge]

waiting for one of the college kids to play me in chess

[midnight fjord]

No no lol it’s 5 am rn I don’t even have my pc

[grim edge]

ah okay

[midnight fjord]

I was just asking

[grim edge]

but yes

@midnight fjord at what elo is CM-C available to claim

[midnight fjord]

I’ll dm u and we can play another day

[grim edge]

probably not for this week till next week cus i have exams currently

[worn drum]

I've fought 3 people autoplaying wtf

they don't think

[grim edge]

that's a thing?

[solid cairn]

oooo

[grim edge]

Jesus

[solid cairn]

OOO I MIGHT FINALLY WIN AGAINST THE PIXEL GUY

[midnight fjord]

Your dms are closed

[grim edge]

YAYY GOODLUCK!!

[random crest]

Damn u fought them?

[grim edge]

Oh yeah

[worn drum]

yes bro, it's so obvious. I can think for like 20 seconds for a move and they find a strong refutation in about 3 seconds

[grim edge]

forgot

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

Dayum

[worn drum]

like I almost got my ass flagged 2 different times

[grim edge]

Mf be ignoring me more than my parents.

[midnight fjord]

Look at pins

[solid cairn]

IM UP A PAWN AND A KNIGHT

[midnight fjord]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

Sorry

😭

I meant CM-C

[midnight fjord]

Well, just add me so I can message you? Unless you don’t want to play

[stable mirage]

ask google

[worn drum]

you know something is up, when you got a min left in your clock and your opponent still has 2 mins left

[grim edge]

Can ypu hold a draw against hikaru

[midnight fjord]

I’m like gold 1 rn so we’ll play unrated

[stable mirage]

you’re slow

[solid cairn]

GUYTS IM UP 2 I THINK I WILL WIN

[midnight fjord]

I won against hikaru in 22 moves

[worn drum]

nah its the autoplay man

[grim edge]

Wat

[midnight fjord]

And I drew against him in real life in 2018 paris

Hikaru is my kid

XD Jk

[grim edge]

Is this sh!t real,am a fan girl of him💀

[stable mirage]

nice but what’s your entire record against him

[worn drum]

then elliot lost all the other games

[midnight fjord]

Yes it’s real

[grim edge]

LMFAO9

Who is hikaru

[midnight fjord]

No, we played 12 times our score is 10-2

[solid cairn]

OH MY GOD IM THROWINGF

[midnight fjord]

Blitz world champion

[grim edge]

Well damn

[fluid kraken]

Bro crapped on hikaru

[stable mirage]

better than i expected

[random crest]

So u drew twice, won once

[midnight fjord]

I have the video stream if u want

[midnight fjord]

Yes

[grim edge]

Can someone make a chess link

[midnight fjord]

[stable mirage]

considering the rating difference

[grim edge]

Send i wanna see the game

[midnight fjord]

Alr

[stable mirage]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/8887590067?username=chessmeister8745

[worn ice]

Hikaru (3171) vs. ChessMeister8745 (834)

Move List

1. c4 d5 2. Nf3 h5 3. e3 Nf6 4. Nc3 Bg4 5. cxd5 Nxd5 6. Bc4 Be6 7. Nxd5 Bxd5 8. Bxd5 Qxd5 9. O-O Nd7 10. b3 e5 11. Bb2 f6 12. d4 e4 13. Nd2 b5 14. Qc2 c5 15. Nxe4 Qf5 16. Nd6+ Bxd6 17. Qxf5 Be7 18. dxc5 Rc8 19. Qg6+ Kd8 20. Rfd1 Re8 21. Qxh5 Rxc5 22. Be5 Rxe5 23. Qf3 g5 24. Rxd7+ Kxd7 25. Rd1+ Ke6 26. Qh3+ Kf7 27. Qh7+ Ke6 28. Qg6 Rd8 29. f4 Rxd1+ 30. Kf2 Rd2+ 31. Kf3 gxf4 32. exf4 Rd3+ 33. Qxd3 [Rd5] 

[midnight fjord]

@grim edge it says video is too big for discord

No nitro

My nitro expired

I’m broke again

[grim edge]

Send link if its post online

[midnight fjord]

No it’s a twitch clip that I downloaded

[grim edge]

Aw man i wanna watch the game so bad

[midnight fjord]

Well the game you can but not his reaction

I have the chesscom link

[tired ermine]

https://i.imgur.com/3tBeSoJ.png
?? why is this a draw?? i killed the enemy

[midnight fjord]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/80919143443

[worn ice]

Papa12341234 (2847) vs. Hikaru (3216)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. d3 Nf6 5. c3 d6 6. h3 a6 7. Bb3 Ba7 8. Nbd2 O-O 9. Qe2 Be6 10. O-O h6 11. Re1 d5 12. Nf1 Re8 13. Ng3 Qd7 14. Nh4 dxe4 15. dxe4 Bxh3 16. gxh3 Qxh3 17. Nhf5 Ng4 18. Be3 Qh2+ 19. Kf1 Qh3+ 20. Kg1 g6 21. [Qxg4] 

[grim edge]

Ok ok send

[midnight fjord]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

What color did u played as

[midnight fjord]

You will see

[grim edge]

U won in this match right

[midnight fjord]

Yh

[midnight fjord]

.

[grim edge]

Alr alr thank you❤️❤️❤️

[stable mirage]

interesting throw

[solid cairn]

@peak plank

https://play.chess.com/ta1sR

[fluid kraken]

What was hikaru on

[midnight fjord]

Well he didn’t wanna repeat

😂

[fluid kraken]

He could’ve just repeated moves😭😭 it was a drawn position

Then again he’s not an engine

[midnight fjord]

That’s lame

[stable mirage]

smh even I would have done better against a 2800

[midnight fjord]

Soo so boring

[fluid kraken]

true

[midnight fjord]

[fluid kraken]

but what other options are there

[midnight fjord]

No clue

[solid cairn]

https://play.chess.com/fgBEQ

[drowsy crest]

Capybara

[worn drum]

he got that 12-1 score on you ☠️

[solid cairn]

Bruh

[grim edge]

just saying I never lost to hikaru...

and u did 🗣️

[peak plank]

ggs

[solid cairn]

Next time ill just take 2 minutes for each move then

[peak plank]

ig

[solid cairn]

when can we play again

[peak plank]

that means it wont last more than 15 moves 😉

[solid cairn]

uyhhh

[peak plank]

idk we will see

[solid cairn]

can we play tomorrow

[hot cape]

anyone want to play and vc? im 1300

[solid cairn]

ill play buit no VC

[hot cape]

i lonely 🥲

[solid cairn]

ok

[dusky phoenix]

how do you see someone's chess account here

[peak plank]

How high do you think this can get

[solid cairn]

The win against me?

Wanna try and make it 13?

[peak plank]

not right now

[solid cairn]

ok

[ionic nexus]

anyone up for a game?

[solid cairn]

me

[ionic nexus]

https://play.chess.com/uHQ1E

[peak plank]

low

you wont be able to farm me

low enough that you cant farm me

[grim edge]

LFMAOAOA

[peak plank]

ah, given that its bullet

its gonna be quite hard to do that, but I just finished 12 games vs a guy

give me a break

[dusky phoenix]

how do you see someone's chess.com account here

[grim edge]

Youre 2000+ u dont need break u need energy drinks and no sunlight.

[peak plank]

2ks actually have a life

also @worthy yarrow knows that 2000 is low rated

[green saddle]

How do you change your rating flair?

[peak plank]

and many of others do as well

[green saddle]

By this I mean how do I add one?

[peak plank]

flair?

wdym my flair?

[green saddle]

Sorry, not flair. Role

My brain farted.

[peak plank]

Ah, it automatically changes based on ur current rating

[green saddle]

Ohh.

Thanks.

[grim edge]

To me 1800 elo is high

Dam..i need t9 improve my standards

And my own rating

Discord love or real life?

[indigo viper]

who wanna play unrated game

[stable mirage]

neither

[dreamy siren]

The algorithm for brilliancies on chess.com misrepresent reality by referring to sacrificial moves which are merely fine as “brilliant”. They are usually 2/3 move basic calculations. Some non sacrificial moves are challenging to find but chess.com misrepresents this.

[grim edge]

How far did bro backread.

[peak plank]

I have covid so I dont think you would want to eat me rn

[grim edge]

Not again

[stable mirage]

why does Covid make a difference

[dreamy siren]

Nice find but the algorithm for brilliancies on chess.com misrepresent reality by referring to sacrificial moves which are merely fine as “brilliant”. They are usually 2/3 move basic calculations. Some non sacrificial moves are challenging to find but chess.com misrepresents this.

[grim edge]

I mean you got apoint

[peak plank]

there are other 2ks

[stable mirage]

no ur the only 2k in existence

cuz this guy ate all the other ones

[wind vector]

so many cheaters as 2300 rapid

and my lichess is 1900 rapid so I can’t even play anyone good

[grim edge]

@dreamy siren

[dreamy siren]

That's a troll

[restive storm]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[formal bison]

Stop copying and pasting that

[solid cairn]

I JUST BEAT A 1700 in blitz

[formal bison]

Real

[solid cairn]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ionic nexus]

gg

[formal bison]

So what? I have too

[solid cairn]

gg your best player ive every beaten

[solid cairn]

But im only a 700

[formal bison]

Oh dang

[indigo viper]

someone play me unrated chess game?

[formal bison]

Ok cool

[ionic nexus]

sure

[indigo viper]

alr user? ill send

[wind vector]

uno reverse

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> truthcheckmatesyou

This is the Chess.com profile of truthcheckmatesyou. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1155 (1160 peak)
Blitz: 2054 (2062 peak)
Bullet: 1308 (1309 peak)

[wind vector]

1150 2000 is wild

[indigo viper]

i only play blitz lol

[wind vector]

still

[stable mirage]

W

[peak plank]

dang

[indigo viper]

@ionic nexus user?

[peak plank]

wait I found another 2k, this guy ----> @indigo viper

[indigo viper]

real, but my OTB rating for rapid is 1750-1800 now? and bullets is lke

i dont know

[crystal shore]

honesly 2000 blitz is a huge accomplishment in my eyes

[grim edge]

In your opinion do you think theirs a change in main goal between rapid and blitz like,rapid is being solid and blitz is for being aggresive or very defensive to win on time

[wind vector]

nah you good

[indigo viper]

thanks

[grim edge]

Am just curious

[wind vector]

800 point discrepancy funny tho

[peak plank]

OTB FIDE Rapid is known to be much higher than classical

[indigo viper]

yeah

@ionic nexus i can send you or you can send me iyw my user is TruthCheckmatesYou

[grim edge]

Why do people ignore my questons

[indigo viper]

i was about to respond

[indigo viper]

well blitz games arent about winning on time

like if you look at professional 3m games they last way longer than 3 min

yes thats true

but i mean i dont see it the same as i would with bullet for example

[wind vector]

me flagging someone down a min

[grim edge]

What is flagging?

[ionic nexus]

good game

[indigo viper]

that was not me bro

[grim edge]

No like fr

[nocturne elk]

win on time

[indigo viper]

@ionic nexus wanna play now?

[grim edge]

Basically me in bullet

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> un3x4ected

This is the Chess.com profile of un3x4ected. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1358 (peak)
Blitz: 1006 (1013 peak)
Bullet: 965 (1060 peak)

[indigo viper]

one time i played a game and it was M1 for me, i was winning

[drowsy crest]

Us*

[indigo viper]

and i was disrespecting and waiting for 1 second but ilost for time

and it was a draw by insufficient

so now i never disrespect M1 and i dont even bongcloud

unless its my 400 elo friend or something

[grim edge]

BONGCLPUD

[grim edge]

Do u view 1000 blitz as 400

Coach me in blitz

[indigo viper]

wdym

[nocturne elk]

For them it is probably no different

[indigo viper]

like 1000 blitz as 400 in rapid or smth?

[grim edge]

Remember me,in 2 months am gona be a 1500 and becone a streamer.

Its a goal i promise to myself in 2 months

[indigo viper]

because blitz rating 1000 is considered better than 1000 rapid

[drowsy crest]

Too long, do it in 2 weeks

[indigo viper]

stronger i mean

[grim edge]

Yay am good at something

[solid cairn]

at least i won once againsty a 1700

[ionic nexus]

fair enough

[grim edge]

Am 1358 in 2 months am gonna be 1500,take it easy i gotta focus on school too yknow

[obtuse needle]

who is the founder/creator of Chess.com? do they ever come here?

[indigo viper]

@ionic nexus play now or what

[hallow mirage]

kid named 1700:

[ionic nexus]

yeah

[drowsy crest]

Alr, in millie we trust

[hallow mirage]

gary chess is the creator

[ionic nexus]

https://play.chess.com/gPP9D

[indigo viper]

ok ur user is?

[obtuse needle]

oh

[grim edge]

Why am i blushing😩

[obtuse needle]

after all these years, Gary is still active?

[indigo viper]

@ionic nexus someone sniped link

wait nvm

[drowsy crest]

My rizz too op

[grim edge]

I can tell am gonna be bashed alot because of the audacity i have to stream at 1500 even though am not a professional

[stable mirage]

oi

[indigo viper]

wait are u in a game with me @ionic nexus

[hallow mirage]

1500 is better than the average chess.com user

[drowsy crest]

Hi

[nocturne elk]

Ban them

[hallow mirage]

because most of thjem do not know how to move the pieces

[drowsy crest]

Wait lemme explain myself

[hallow mirage]

fobby bischer

[drowsy crest]

Check the messages above I wasn't flirting I swear

[drowsy crest]

[hallow mirage]

kid named chess.com:

[drowsy crest]

You are making less sense than my answers in the maths exam

[hallow mirage]

kid named en passant

hi stock fish

can i eat you

[digital phoenix]

i have consumed a lot of drugs

[hallow mirage]

kid named a lot of drugs:

[digital phoenix]

medicine

[drowsy crest]

Kid named you:

[digital phoenix]

kid named fobby bischer:

[hallow mirage]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[stable mirage]

so close

[hallow mirage]

kid named Chain X (Max):

[drowsy crest]

Gang what did I do

[stable mirage]

kid named inferno dragon

[hallow mirage]

kid named bobby fischer

[drowsy crest]

Bro stop dragging me into this

[digital phoenix]

kid named honchkrowabcd

[hallow mirage]

kid named me into this

[hallow mirage]

what did i do

[drowsy crest]

Kids named me and this

[grim edge]

How do u get prpfile effects

[hallow mirage]

en passant moment

[drowsy crest]

What?

[hallow mirage]

discord nitro feature

if ur talking about discord

[grim edge]

I wonder if girls can rizz men.

[cyan plume]

Inferno dragon

[hallow mirage]

WHERE?

[stable mirage]

easily

[cyan plume]

In cr

And coc

[hallow mirage]

whats a cr

[drowsy crest]

Nuh uh

[stable mirage]

cr > coc

[cyan plume]

True

[drowsy crest]

I had a big coc account

Before I lost my account

[stable mirage]

proof or fake

[cyan plume]

I am nearly townhall 13

[flat kraken]

I love coc

[hallow mirage]

coc is no skill

[digital phoenix]

i was th12 and then i quit

[trail prism]

G'day young sirs and ladies

[digital phoenix]

id rather play cr

[hallow mirage]

its just waiting

[mystic stream]

i pee mat

[cyan plume]

Yea cr is fun now because of of the evo

No ce vase

[hallow mirage]

bro googled "town hall 11"

[digital phoenix]

are u p2w or f2p

[stable mirage]

looks small to me

[mystic stream]

ur base is kinda bad

[cyan plume]

P2w

[stable mirage]

f2p is still fine

[digital phoenix]

eesh

[grim edge]

Tell me.

[stable mirage]

evo cards are hell to grind though

[digital phoenix]

yeah ik i have skelly evos

[drowsy crest]

It's average

[cyan plume]

What area

[stable mirage]

I just don’t play trophy road

[drowsy crest]

Didn't ask

[ionic nexus]

gg

[digital phoenix]

im almost 9k

[cyan plume]

Did you all get the new champion

[stable mirage]

last season I went like 90% wr to ult champ without an evo though

really not necessary

[digital phoenix]

u dont need evo

[indigo viper]

ggs, rematch?

[mystic stream]

evo archer op ?

[stable mirage]

yeah it doesn’t make that much diff

[indigo viper]

oh u aborted

[digital phoenix]

hella annoying

[cyan plume]

Nah

[stable mirage]

except firecracker rg and barbs

[indigo viper]

@ionic nexus you were so winning at one point

[stable mirage]

idc about the other evos

[cyan plume]

Royal requires are good

[trail prism]

Today I was able to see the mountains somehow which are over 110 km away from where I was in the photo

[stable mirage]

ig mortar can be annoying if your deck isn’t good against it

[ionic nexus]

yeah I know but my knight on g6 ended up so useless

[digital phoenix]

i play sparky on trophy road so evo barbs isnt a problem

[stable mirage]

eh decent but like nobodu is playing them

[cyan plume]

You guys still play cr

[stable mirage]

lol sparky

[trail prism]

Sometimes

[digital phoenix]

yes

[stable mirage]

gob giant without sparky >>

[cyan plume]

I reinstalled to get the championship

[digital phoenix]

im gonna grind the 20 win crl

[drowsy crest]

Is that lithuania?

[trail prism]

Romania

[drowsy crest]

My bad

[stable mirage]

I’m not cuz I’m too bad at little prince lol

[digital phoenix]

they should nerf it honestly 3 elixir is too low for allat

[stable mirage]

I would be amazed if someone got 20 wins without it

[digital phoenix]

im gonna try

[drowsy crest]

🛢️

[stable mirage]

B-rad is probably going to

[full folio]

stockfish found this in game review, beautiful mate

[stable mirage]

seems like the kind of thing he would do

[cyan plume]

Ok Brad and more they are gonna grind the heck out of this challenge

Oj

[stable mirage]

brad is just gonna do one run and win

[digital phoenix]

oj sucks

[rare shuttle]

Hello

[ionic nexus]

gg

[solid cairn]

Guys november is so difficult

especially when i see a chess position where i can sacrifice something to playcheckmate

[drowsy crest]

Us bri

[solid cairn]

It makes it so hard

[drowsy crest]

I lost November to a smothered mate

[peak plank]

many of ur sacs are unsound

[solid cairn]

Shush.

ill show u a sacrifice i got earlier

[formal bison]

Damn

133 sacs is crazy

[midnight fjord]

12-2

@grim edge did u like the game

[dreamy siren]

More evidence the algorithm is completely flawed btw people

[coral cloud]

how do you make 133 sacrifices in one game

[grim edge]

Yep,am still confused how hikaru attempted to risk it and attack even though you had alot of pieces defending though,but i cant really complain since am the lower rated here.

[formal bison]

It says brilliant and those are saca

[rocky vale]

@midnight fjord Good morning

[dreamy siren]

A knight hanging that if it gets taken it'll blunder checkmate and just sits there for 133 moves and doesn't get taken all those moves

[coral cloud]

i thought she was a but she ended up being a

i thought she was a but she ended up being a

[coral cloud]

this one better 🗣

[mystic stream]

🤨

[solid cairn]

send me this game analysis

[solid cairn]

Yo what u mean by that

[stray crater]

wrong server lol is there a cr server tho

[grim edge]

Lmfaooo

[solid cairn]

Can we plkay now

pwety pwease

[grim edge]

Am still in school

[drowsy crest]

somethings should not be discussed

[grim edge]

U expect me to concentrade in chess at school where i have to look at my phone and class back and forth like some five nighrs of freddy's shit

[drowsy crest]

I read chess books in school

[grim edge]

I wish my library had that

[storm pine]

always promote to knight

[grim edge]

Youknow i would really appreciate it if u sent me like 30 pages of the book

Pls?

[drowsy crest]

My library only have opening books, I take mine from home

[fiery osprey]

my school doesn't allow phones:(

[grim edge]

Same but am a sneaky mf

[drowsy crest]

cant

I am lazy

[grim edge]

Why

....

[solid cairn]

Nah, You got smothered by what? and What made you fail the three N

[drowsy crest]

I smothered mated someone

which made me lose

[solid cairn]

and so you lost november.

You got your rocks off to a smothered mate 💀

[drowsy crest]

buy one trust, its worth it

[drowsy crest]

didnt you have the same problem

[solid cairn]

No tf 💀

what kind of question is that

[drowsy crest]

i thought I could relate 😭

it was all a lie

[solid cairn]

BRO YOU LITERALLY GOT OFF ON WINNING VIA SMOTHERED MATE 💀 WHAT PART ABOUT THAT IS RELATABLE TO ANYONE

[drowsy crest]

someone

[grim edge]

ur acting like u didnt💀

[solid cairn]

Didnt what? kill my future kids because of a chess move?

[grim edge]

No miney :/

[solid cairn]

[grim edge]

How much did yours cost

[grim edge]

he didn't kill future kids wym

he just lost november

[solid cairn]

You know what november is for boys right

[grim edge]

yes but it's fine to lose

[grand shore]

Bro is acting like aqua is female

[grim edge]

ikr

[solid cairn]

is she

[grand shore]

No??

[solid cairn]

ok

[novel moat]

[grand shore]

Yo aqua, do you remember illusions?

[grim edge]

yeah why

[grand shore]

He got banned on cc

[grim edge]

for what??

[solid cairn]

my old cc account got banned for sandbagging

[storm pine]

who got banned

[grand shore]

Apparently cheating, it's complete bs imo tho

[grim edge]

damn bro, first chicky now him

[grand shore]

He's a genuine guy who has played since he was little

[grim edge]

yeah

[grand shore]

Nah but chicky was fr cheating

[grim edge]

does illusions play on lichess now

[flint junco]

h

[grand shore]

Imma be next

[flint junco]

hello

[grim edge]

nah everyone and their nans know ur a prodigy lol

[grand shore]

Yeah

[grand shore]

I'm not much of one but thanks

[wraith geyser]

i am 1001 but my profile isnt refreshing

[solid cairn]

guys i need to see on december 1st my bedroom

[solid cairn]

1v1 me tomorrow

[wraith geyser]

sure

[flint junco]

@glossy radish

[maiden helm]

@severe oxide

[solid cairn]

@severe oxide

[tight comet]

anyone wants to play ?

i need to play with 1500 +

[maiden helm]

@flint junco

[ocean tangle]

Hi

[flint junco]

?

[maiden helm]

why is blud on alt

[flint junco]

school account

[maiden helm]

oh

wdym school account?

[coral cloud]

some ppl do school on discord

or just have a school discord server

[maiden helm]

oh

<@&745328830649991179> u seem to have missed my ping

he admitted it in vc

but u probs have ways of checking

[coral cloud]

guys how hard do you think it would be to have a friend rob a store you work at then spilt the payout

with a big friend group so it doesn't get increasingly suspicious

[grim edge]

i shoplift all the time it's easy

[coral cloud]

screenshitted

[grim edge]

i do not care

[coral cloud]

you're gonna care when theres knocks at yo door

[grim edge]

cus i can

[coral cloud]

not the cops, me

[grim edge]

fxck no

[lament jacinth]

Taking shop lifting literally be like

[grim edge]

pity my ass

[coral cloud]

and you don't wanna know what's gonna happen to yo tushy 😈

[grim edge]

Some petty theft or what?

[old thistle]

He got banned

[coral cloud]

yeah petty thief

[maiden helm]

thanks

[grim edge]

just smthg to eat when we're out of money in the house

[coral cloud]

no cap

listen to the instagram reel comments, they got a tip for you, and everyone says it all the time.

hard to miss

[grim edge]

Instagram reel 💀

[coral cloud]

reel, reels

[merry gust]

💀

[coral cloud]

same word

[grim edge]

no im saying they're shit

@grim edge haha same. I single handedly forced my local grocery store to install a security system because I shop lifted so much it’s too ez

[coral cloud]

Wooshhh

[grim edge]

do you know mercadona ?

no

ok

[maiden helm]

ew soviets

if soviet russia didnt disband i wouldnt be alive

so stfu

lol

[grim edge]

always knew my visual memory was great

[flint junco]

wait

turd back??

[maiden helm]

Yes

[flint junco]

the return of turd

[maiden helm]

tord will return for a bit

due to reasons

[flint junco]

lol

[ember storm]

anyone wanna vs me in chess?

[maiden helm]

sure

send link

[ember storm]

k

[maiden helm]

):

[ember storm]

https://play.chess.com/2fDZC

[flint junco]

have fun turd

[maiden helm]

we ball

[solar crest]

yooo

[keen parrot]

we balls

[nimble niche]

I just played wayward queen against a 2350 and he hung 4 pawns within 20 moves for nothing

[lament jacinth]

After that you lost miserably

Hung your King

[solar crest]

i just lost to a 1 elo guy

[nimble niche]

he resigned when he realised he hung the fourth one

[solar crest]

i use kings indian

[maiden helm]

@ember storm no adoption?

[solar crest]

What opening y'all use? I use Kings Indian

[maiden helm]

for black or white

[solar crest]

both

I use Kings Indian for white and also for black

But with black it sometimes turns to pirc defense

[solar crest]

what do you use for white?

[maiden helm]

italian

[solar crest]

black?

[maiden helm]

sicilian or KID

[lapis lava]

54 wpm is unreal 💀

[solar crest]

i use kings indian for both white and black

[grand shore]

Boring

[solar crest]

does the three amigos stand for Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger?

[lament jacinth]

IKR

[grand shore]

No but that's a nice interpretation. It's just my 3 pets

[shadow breach]

any 1300 or above, up for a rapid ?

[grand shore]

I'll leave that for you to decide

[solar crest]

what

[shadow breach]

what ?

[solar crest]

you have recorded proof if sometime TheThreeAmigos lies

[drowsy crest]

lol human bench mark, lemme show mine and flex

[nimble niche]

my opponent lost connection in a -6 position

[lament jacinth]

hi momy

[nimble niche]

I got 38 in sequence because I fcked up the order

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play daily games with me DM me

1700+

[lapis lava]

who wants to play daily

wtf

[zinc hound]

I would but I'm currently banned on lichess

[grim edge]

Take it from me, considering you’re 900 and I’m 1800

Longer games are good for you

100%agree

And I don’t have much time for 30min games

[zinc hound]

He's a higher elo than you fr

[grim edge]

So prefer daily

[stable mirage]

hi dady!

[grim edge]

Oh yeah lmao RIP me

May I rest in peace

[keen parrot]

sock bro your blitz is kinda low 😭

[grim edge]

Well that makes sense then, a 2500 isn’t going to play daily

But I’m still learning a lot

[keen parrot]

2200 but same thing

[grim edge]

Yeah

Big difference from me to 2200

I don’t really like scrambling for time

But anyway I was going to propose daily games where we play a certain variation for the first few moves, so if anyone wants to practice openings in a format that you can actually study the game DM me

[nimble niche]

🗿

[nimble niche]

how did he drop to 2200?

[keen parrot]

idk

[nimble niche]

78th in the world in bullet but 2200 blitz

[keen parrot]

i mean any time control but blitz on chess.com is kinda weird

[vague burrow]

hello guys

[keen parrot]

hello celestial

[vague burrow]

anything new ?

[stable mirage]

fr

[nimble niche]

i once played a 3000 bullet in blitz on lichess and he destroyed me

it was random matchmaking and he was only 2300 blitz somehow

[vague burrow]

3k not a lot in lichess tbh

[keen parrot]

i have been 2300 blitz and 2700 bullet before so i could see that

[nimble niche]

💀

[vague burrow]

lichess 3k its like 2500 in cc

[grim edge]

guys what is whismy’s username

[keen parrot]

hahaha.

no

[grim edge]

I played many games with a cheater and lost everytime, lost around 100 points but now he is banned and I didnt get my points bacx why?

[vague burrow]

welp i am wrong then

[grim edge]

Im rated 2100+

[nimble niche]

first time?

[keen parrot]

maybe you were provisional rating?

also /connect

[grim edge]

I played 14 games

[nimble niche]

what's your account?

[grim edge]

With the cheater

[grim edge]

I dont wanna leak it

[grim edge]

wdym provisional rating

[vague burrow]

so why u are asking 💀

[grim edge]

?

[nimble niche]

🗿

[keen parrot]

new account gains/loses elo faster so you dont get refunds from those games to prevent elo boosting

[grim edge]

Just wanna know the solution to get my points back which were lost and not returned even after the cheater got bannrd

[primal mirage]

L

[grim edge]

Oh thats why my

[primal mirage]

get robbed, i took ur points

[grim edge]

I played bullet

[nimble niche]

if they're 2100 from provisional lmao

[grim edge]

idk about that

It was my firsy time playing bullet

I started with 1600 on bullet

Played some matches and reached 2200

Then found the cheater

[vague burrow]

when will i get image perms

[keen parrot]

you can use /trust to see

[vague burrow]

5 more days

[primal fern]

@grim edge !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[primal fern]

@grim edge connect your account for trusted role here

[primal fern]

what's the cheater's username who was closed?

[grim edge]

Hi

[grim edge]

Ik im not getting my points back so its better not extending it

[primal fern]

you may be able to. what's their username

[grim edge]

Its pointless

[vague burrow]

remember @maybe? guys

[primal fern]

what's your rating?

[primal fern]

it isn't pointless. how long ago did it happen

[vague burrow]

that 2700 rated guy

[vague burrow]

he got banned

[primal fern]

i don't

@mortal junco

this guy?

[vague burrow]

no he was some dude who was trashtalking and was 2700 rated

he got banned

[sonic nimbus]

its 1h before the tournament oh shhhh

but im confident knowing i onow how to play against italian, scandinavian

[primal fern]

was it this guy? @vague burrow

[vague burrow]

Ya him

[primal fern]

he's locked out of the server

[vague burrow]

cause he got banned for fairplay

[primal fern]

yes

[vague burrow]

his acc kinda looked legit xd

[keen parrot]

lmao not really

[lament jacinth]

Who here has a life outside of discord

[silent quest]

I dont even have a life on discord

[lament jacinth]

💀

Do you need

Some help

[silent quest]

Nah i just need to get to 1500 by the year ends

[lament jacinth]

Anyone can get 1500

Even my dog has 1500 elo

[vague burrow]

talking about guys in my dm then yes

[rocky vale]

You mean your dawg

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[silent quest]

:/

[vague burrow]

you asked anyone can get 1500 yea i can get 1500 guys

[keen parrot]

🙋

[lament jacinth]

Didn't know being a mega hoe was an achievement 💀

[keen parrot]

i can get 1500 guys too

[vague burrow]

u called me a hoe 😭

[sonic nimbus]

ey yo wgat

what*

[lament jacinth]

I MEAN ASLOMG AS YOU DONT HAVE MORE THAN 1 GUY

[keen parrot]

staying true to one person

[vague burrow]

I MEANT I CAN GET 1500 GUYS TO DM ME TO PLAY CHESS

[keen parrot]

[lament jacinth]

YIU SAID YOU CAN GET 1500 GUYS

NOT THAT

[compact mantle]

Can, doesn’t imply she will

[vague burrow]

I WAS ABOUT TO COMPLETE THE SENTENCE

[compact mantle]

She only a hoe if she commits for 1500 guys

[lament jacinth]

LALALA NOT LISTENING

[vague burrow]

I AM NOT EVEN 18

[sonic nimbus]

guys how to destroy the spanish game btw

[lament jacinth]

LALALA NEITHER AM I

[keen parrot]

almost nobody here is (except me and jona )

[compact mantle]

Play pirc

[sonic nimbus]

whats pirc

[stable mirage]

lmao old

[vague burrow]

I KNOW U ARE UNDER 10

[compact mantle]

1d6

[sonic nimbus]

huh

[indigo viper]

h

[jaunty nymph]

hella

[lament jacinth]

And mairos. And anitta. And bastoura. And Jeffery, and markus and zax. And the list goes on

[lament jacinth]

U GOT ME IM AXTUALLY 2

[compact mantle]

1.e4 d6 2.d4 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6

[vague burrow]

AND I AM A 69 YEAR OLD MAN LIVING IN MY MOM BASEMENT

[keen parrot]

zax is 17 im pretty sure

[jaunty nymph]

im -1

[keen parrot]

but he could be 18 idk

[vague burrow]

who ?

[jaunty nymph]

me

[lament jacinth]

IM 69 YR OLD MAN IN RUSSIAN MOUNTAIN

[vague burrow]

who in the world asked you ?

[vague burrow]

WAIT DRAX IS THAT U ??

[jaunty nymph]

yo mom

[lament jacinth]

Uh blyat

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[vague burrow]

i thought u were working on that call support centre of microsoft

[jaunty nymph]

dude has balls of steel

[compact mantle]

Aint drax dave bautista in those marvel movies

[lament jacinth]

I am Russian man in mountains what is a microsoft

[jaunty nymph]

uh

its a us comapny

[vague burrow]

oh yes u got deported to russia

[lament jacinth]

It's called sarcasm

Im neither Russian or a man

[keen parrot]

us company? 🥺

[sonic nimbus]

1.e4 d6 2.d4 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6
can u guys send me the picture of this in dms i need to see

[vague burrow]

guardian of the galaxy

[compact mantle]

Yes

[lament jacinth]

I have a feeling you're someone Ik on an alt

[vague burrow]

hmm ?

because i watch marvel ..

[lament jacinth]

no

Not cause of that. Cause of the way you talk

[keen parrot]

celestial is inchos alt

[lament jacinth]

no chance

[vague burrow]

ooo

[compact mantle]

Who’s Incho again?

[vague burrow]

who ?

[drowsy crest]

@severe oxide

[vague burrow]

same question

[lament jacinth]

The thing you see when you look in your pants

[drowsy crest]

💀

[keen parrot]

its very small i cant see it well

[compact mantle]

Oh right

[drowsy crest]

can relate

[lament jacinth]

IL TALKONG TO HIM NOT YOU

[compact mantle]

Wtf is it doing in chat

[keen parrot]

il talkong girl switched languages

[toxic valley]

How brillant is this move

[vague burrow]

HOW THE HELL WILL I KNOW !!

[lament jacinth]

CAUSE I REPLIED TO HIM

[vague burrow]

OH SHIT

[keen parrot]

not very

[compact mantle]

Yeah she got a point

[vague burrow]

MY EYESIGHT IS WEAK

[compact mantle]

Lily did make it clear she meant to adress me

[indigo viper]

who wanna play unrated chess game

[keen parrot]

incho is quite large

[vague burrow]

lmfaoo

[compact mantle]

Bro why u wanna roast me

[lament jacinth]

Bro called me lily

[jaunty nymph]

if the queen takes the rook then the pther rook and checkmate

[grim edge]

yo guys any recommended titled players that want to play against lower rated players?

[gentle steppe]

He would be towering over all of us

[keen parrot]

for 20 bucks most of them would

[compact mantle]

Idk what your name is😂

[keen parrot]

Gorlock

[grim edge]

Is getting 1500 elo in 6 months of total playing good

[silent quest]

You can literally see it

[toxic valley]

How about this

[compact mantle]

Gorlock is the most disgusting piece of animate flesh in existence, not talking abt lucy btw

[jaunty nymph]

black queen take white queen takes

[toxic valley]

Queen has been stuck and nothing can save her

[grim edge]

Her

[jaunty nymph]

b4

[grim edge]

Dont mind me smh

[silent quest]

Queen stuck?

[toxic valley]

It is stuck on corner then trapped

[keen parrot]

help me stepbro~

[compact mantle]

Like the actual gorlock is absolutely disgusting

[grim edge]

Huh?

[zinc hound]

that literally just traps the queen dawg

[silent quest]

Sounds like a hub genre

[vague burrow]

uhm

[keen parrot]

[toxic valley]

Black queen has to exchange herself for knight

Or rook to take least piece

[zinc hound]

nuh uh

[keen parrot]

okay im sorry but that sounds like something 18+

[toxic valley]

Wth?

[compact mantle]

Big black knight

[keen parrot]

replace knight with horse and uhm

[compact mantle]

That’s some weird shit right there

[zinc hound]

big black horse demolishes white queen

[compact mantle]

[nimble niche]

chrome froze in a time scramble again

[compact mantle]

Play slow chess

[nimble niche]

i lost count how many times that has happened

[zinc hound]

don't use chrome

[grim edge]

Pink horse jumped over the yellow queen and forked the blue king

[nimble niche]

id fall asleep

[grim edge]

[zinc hound]

tiktok attention span!

[nimble niche]

I'm on an android phone, what else do I use?